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SCO - EV1, Licensees, Groklaw, Armed Guards

Camel Pilot writes "It looks like the CEO of EV1Servers underestimated the reaction to giving in to SCO demands and licensing Linux. I know we were looking for a new hosting home, and had EV1 at the top of the list, but now they are not even a consideration..." An anonymous reader writes "InfoWorld has an article with more info on Computer Associates denying being a SCO Linux licensee." Also, Mick Ohrberg writes "Pamela Jones, creator of Groklaw, an independent legal research site, responds to some allegations presented by SCO CEO Darl McBride." Finally, an anonymous reader writes "According to the Deseret News, Darl McBride says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him. He checks into hotels under assumed names. An armed body guard protected him at Harvard Law School when he gave a speech last month." Update: 03/08 20:17 GMT by S : cdlu writes "Now the SEC is unofficially confirming some interest in the SCO and Microsoft connection, according to Newsforge [part of OSDN, like this site]."

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  1. Mistaken Identity? by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny
    "According to the Deseret News, Darl McBride says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him. He checks into hotels under assumed names.

    Soooooo, it was actually Darl? It would explain the dope, but didn't we all think it was crack he was on?

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    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:Mistaken Identity? by dipipanone · · Score: 2, Funny

      If Darl is packin heat, then we should arm ourselves too

      I suspect he's been reading ESR's website and taken his views about the right to bear arms to heart.

  2. Darl needs protection, does he? by FyRE666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to the Deseret News, Darl McBride says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him.

    Hardly. The only thing Darl needs protection from is his own big mouth. Let's hope he never realises that while he's carrying his gun ;-)

    BTW, does anyone else think the SCO logo there looks like a big red beachball with Mickey Mouse's head on the side???

    1. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by RLW · · Score: 4, Funny

      SCO logo there looks like a big red beachball with Mickey Mouse's head on the side

      It does! Somebody tell the rat! Maybe SCO will have to change it's logo!

    2. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by IdleTime · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who wants to kill Darl?

      Not me for sure, I'm just looking forward to the day where he becomes Bubbas bitch for the next 20 or so. There is no way in hell I want him dead.

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    3. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by DKConstant · · Score: 2, Funny

      Darl's been guilty of pretty much only one thing: Shooting his mouth off. Now he needs protection from it? Hell, if he's packing heat, I can't WAIT for him to shoot his mouth off!

      "If thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out and cast it from thee. If thy mouth offend thee, blow off thy lips with a .45 caliber hollowpoint."

      -From "The Book of Darl"

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      ----- "Oh, Stewardess! I speak l33t!"
    4. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Funny

      BTW, does anyone else think the SCO logo there looks like a big red beachball with Mickey Mouse's head on the side???

      Yeah, I just assumed it was an oblique reference to the popular Disney movie -- because, after all, Darl is the "Lyin' King".

    5. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 3, Funny

      Who wants to kill Darl?

      Tuesday nights on ABC with your host, Regis Philbin.

      "Is that your final assassination attempt?"

    6. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If SCO goes down, Bubba's going to have a lot of bitches.

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      "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
    7. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by Ralph+Yarro · · Score: 5, Funny

      BTW, does anyone else think the SCO logo there looks like a big red beachball with Mickey Mouse's head on the side???

      It's the world being eclipsed by, as you correctly recognised, a gigantic mickey mouse logo. It represents the ultimate triumph of intellectual property over sanity. I chose it myself.

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      The real Ralph Yarro posts as Anonymous Coward. Anyone else is an impostor.
    8. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by DJStealth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shouldn't the title of the story read "SCO - EV1L, ....."?

    9. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by stor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who wants to kill Darl?

      Good question.

      Many people here have answered "geeks do... well, we might!" but I seriously doubt that. Most geeks I know don't want to hurt anyone.

      Darl has a history of fucking over companies. I personally believe he's been carrying a gun for a while now.

      Cheers
      Stor

      --
      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
  3. Hmm.... by JoeLinux · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm thinking that 'Ole Darl may have made the final plunge into the Tin Foil Hat club.

    "Please invest your money with me. I'm paranoid as hell, but my paranoia keeps your money safe. It's in a Mayonaise jar buried underneath my dead cat so that Black Helicopters can't find it."

    Oh yeah, this company'll last.

    1. Re:Hmm.... by RLW · · Score: 5, Funny

      The first rule about the Tin Foil Hat Club is: "Don't talk about the Tin Foil Hat Club."

    2. Re:Hmm.... by Lane.exe · · Score: 5, Funny
      If this is your first paranoid delusion, you have to make your own hat.

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      IAALS.
    3. Re:Hmm.... by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Funny
      Rule 0 is...

      No Fight Club jokes!

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      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
    4. Re:Hmm.... by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Somebody needs to sell him a copy of Paranoia -- that and a happy pill.

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      Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
    5. Re:Hmm.... by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 2, Funny
      What part of "You don't understand anything" don't you understand?

      Anything

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      for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
  4. In related news... by cartzworth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Darl is now a paranoid litigous bastard

    1. Re:In related news... by Misch · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, he's taken up $cientology?

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    2. Re:In related news... by big_groo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That's litigious.

      The fugitive is on the loose. Don't lose your keys.

    3. Re:In related news... by Tassach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Darl's a Mormon. There are a lot of similarities betwen the Mormon Church and the Church of Scientology. The big differences are that the mormon church is older, better respected, and has a slightly better grip on reality than the CoS. Oh, and they're less focused on fleecing the flock than the elronners.

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      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
    4. Re:In related news... by Dav3K · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whoa there dude... calling Mormonism 'respected' is quite a leap. What with the polygamy issue and the historically racist policy, Mormons have ensured a LACK of respect from a great many groups of people.

      But other than that, you're pretty much on target.

    5. Re:In related news... by Keighvin · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would like clarification on your statement as to the similarities between the Church of Scientology and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (aka., Mormons);

      My basic understanding of the premise of Scientology is that of an alien influenced creation lore, and the continued influence of those entities on regular terrestrial habitation. In order to be aware of, and excise the resulting influence, certain levels of mental discipline must be achieved (though as mentioned this theology is a thinly veiled means of brainwashing and embezzling funds).

      The Mormon/LDS theology is about the restoration of the organization and authority of the original establishment created by the Godhead in the early ages of man, and reiterated by the coming of Christ. The manifest principles of this premise are deeply rooted in mainstream Christian/Judaic theologies (including the temple ordinances).

      So, help me out a little here - I'm not seeing the significant overlap between the two.

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      Any spoon would be too big.
    6. Re:In related news... by Lew+Payne · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'd be happy to help clarify some of these similarities, while correcting some of your statements in the process.

      The Mormon/LDS theology is about Joseph Smith, who was able to translate "golden plates" he found buried in the forest (using a seer stone, similar to a divining rod, mind you) and thus wrote the Book of Mormon. One section in the Book of Mormon is the Book of Abraham, again translated by Joseph Smith from ancient Egyptian Papyrus purchased from a travelling huckster.

      Science, namely Egyptologists, have clearly shown that Joseph Smith's translation of these documents (which were shown to be ancient burial scrolls and not an account of the life of Abraham) was not only inaccurate but also fradulent.

      Among the things that we Mormons believe is that Adam (from Adam and Eve) is actually God (see the talks by former prophet and seer Brigham Young), that flesh-and-blood people like you and I (not spirits, mind you) inhabit our moon and sun (ibid) and that all other religions are "an abomination upon the face of the Earth" and their practitioners are "whores from Babylon" (History of the Church, Book of Mormon, Gospel Principals).

      Mormonism has never paralleled, nor has anything in common with, traditional Christianity. The God of Mormonism is different than the God of Christianity, even though the same nomenclature is used to describe Him. Mormonism believes the Father, Son and Holy Ghost are three distince and separate entities, as opposed to the traditional views of Christianity. Mormonism believes there are three "kingdoms" of heaven which you must qualify for... belief alone is not enough to obtain the ultimate salvation.

      Salvation in Christianity is based on faith and belief; works being the result of this. In Mormonism, it is based on works... you must do everything you can, or you will not achieve the ultimate salvation.

      In Mormonism, if you are not temple-worthy, you will not be entitled to the highest form of salvation. In the temple, you will learn what amount to secret handshakes as you swear an oath to keep this to yourself. In the past, you had to swear an oath to Blood Atonement (... or let my throat be slit, where I shall bleed to death as punishment) (Biography of Brigham Young)... but now, to be politically correct, the Church changed it to something more people will accept.

      In the Church, women are not equal. They cannot hold priesthood office, they are not entitled to the keys to the priesthood, cannot bless their family, and are not treated as equals. It is an interesting culture, accentuated by the individual quirks of different communities and States.

      Overall, I've found it a fascinating community of people who otherwise wish to do good, but are kept ignorant of the true history of their Church and of their religion.

  5. SCO: by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It's not a stock price drop, it's a temporary dip until we pick another huge company to sue."

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    Beep beep.
    1. Re:SCO: by ajs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's funny on the one hand, but let's not take it too seriously. A drop in SCO's market cap is no more a vindication of our position than the skyrocketting market cap was a vindication of SCO's. The market does what the market will, and we should take it all with a grain of salt.

    2. Re:SCO: by HiThere · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Except that if the stock price should dip below $8, and stay there for a month (cost and time period are approx...I didn't really understand the Pipe contract), then the PIPE investors get to demand their money back in cash.

      Well, it's got a ways to go, but it's been headed that direction for quite awhile now. If it hits it, then SCOX is toast at the whim of outside parties who may not wait for a law suit. Not good, because that could moot the suits & countersuits, leave the fud lying around all over the floor, and leave the "IP" available to be picked up by creditors (the PIPE people) and then sold to who they chose at prices they choose, and with strings that they chose. If SCOX can be brought to bay, this is a much better time to finish things off.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  6. SEC investigation underway? by eddy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    An SEC staff member told NewsForge that complaints and tips about suspected under-the-table funding, stock-kiting, illegal insider trading, and money-laundering involving Microsoft or Microsoft-connected individuals to the financially struggling SCO Group have been coming into the agency with regularity since last August. Newsforge

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    Belief is the currency of delusion.
    1. Re:SEC investigation underway? by JoeLinux · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't thinks so...I think the SEC thinks we are a bunch of miscreants trying to cause trouble. The fact that they haven't done anything is a problem. What we SHOULD do, is make a coherent case on Groklaw, and refer the SEC to it. PJ could supervise to make sure it is secure.

      emerge -DU SCO-SEC-case.1.2.3

    2. Re:SEC investigation underway? by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the SEC thinks we are a bunch of miscreants trying to cause trouble.

      I wouldn't doubt that there are some people who have tried to report SCO to the SEC despite not having any true facts that could be used. Such people are just harming any true investigation into SCO by drowning out the actual signals...

    3. Re:SEC investigation underway? by DA-MAN · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe someone should tip them off that Martha Stewart is involved. Sure she probably isn't, but that seemed to be the only thing that got the SEC moving.

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    4. Re:SEC investigation underway? by Winkhorst · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As someone who originally suggested we file formal complaints with the SEC, I can only say that SOMEBODY had to wake them up. Whatever the details of the complaints, they can no longer claim it was never on their radar screen. And when Darl finally goes down with his ship--assuming he doesn't dress up like a woman and scramble into the first lifeboat--they had better have done something significant or they're going to find themselves with a lot more than egg on their face. No matter what M$'s lawyers have been telling him, he can't pull this kind of stuff and get away with it in a regulated market. There are still laws.

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      "Is this Winkhorst a nova criminal?" "No just a technical sergeant wanted for interrogation."
    5. Re:SEC investigation underway? by Ian+Bicking · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe they would have if Darl had given lots of money to the Democratic party. (Or maybe not) It all reminds me a little of Nixon, though...

  7. But Darl! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    How can you rot in prison if we shoot you? You've got nothing to fear from us. Perhaps the gun you carry is to keep you out of jail when the game is up?

  8. Give me a break!! by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Darl McBride says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him. He checks into hotels under assumed names. An armed body guard protected him at Harvard Law School when he gave a speech last month

    Lets see... one guy pisses off a buncha nerds. He's afraid of firepower?
    Uhh... Darl... the only thing you need to worry about is stuff like cracking your servers and DoS attacks. Both of which you have survived.

    Really, if frivilous lawsuits caused people to fear for their lives, something is wrong witht his world.

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    1. Re:Give me a break!! by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Really, if frivilous lawsuits caused people to fear for their lives, something is wrong witht his world.
      OK, it's fun to knock Darl, but let's face it: We live in the kind of world where, if a woman dumps a guy she's not into anymore and he takes it kinda hard, she can find herself in fear of her life. We live in the kind of world where, if some kids decide they're sick of being unpopular at school, a whole bunch of people can end up in fear of their lives. We live in the kind of world where, if one driver cuts off another on a Los Angeles freeway, that person can find himself in fear of his life. Hate to rob you of your innocence, but it's a lousy world in a lot of ways.

      I think the chances that Darl McBride has received death threats, both at his place of business and his residence, are so close to 100 percent as makes no difference. Some people can laugh that stuff off. Others choose to take it seriously. Who can argue with either approach?

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    2. Re:Give me a break!! by Planesdragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Lets see... one guy pisses off a buncha nerds. He's afraid of firepower?

      You obviously know a different set of nerds than I do, FK.

      The more zealous the linux geek (in my 10-person sample), the more of a gun nut they are.

    3. Re:Give me a break!! by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 2

      There's a difference between people who have played enough Counterstrike, Rainbow Six, and America's Army that they can rattle off statistics about every weapon out there off the top of their head, and people who buy assault rifles for "hunting" purposes.

    4. Re:Give me a break!! by ryants · · Score: 4, Insightful
      We live in the kind of world where...
      USA != world.
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      Ryan T. Sammartino
      "Ancora imparo"

    5. Re:Give me a break!! by slipgun · · Score: 2, Informative

      He lives in Utah though, doesn't he? Isn't that a 'shall-issue' state with regard to carry licenses?

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    6. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, you live in the US... but hey, if every paranoid CEO can carry a gun, I wouldn't wonder...

    7. Re:Give me a break!! by njchick · · Score: 2, Funny

      ICMP packets don't DoS servers. People DoS servers.

    8. Re:Give me a break!! by Speare · · Score: 5, Insightful
      USA != world

      Okay, twit. I'll bite.

      We live in a world where a pregnant woman can be convicted of a stoning offense, just because the man decided not to marry her. Nigeria.

      We live in a world where people participating in an anti-tyranny march to the capitol will be shot from rooftops by the minions of a guerilla warlord who will "protect" the country from violence. Haiti.

      We live in a world where a well-respected and popular female government official is slain by knife while shopping in a department store. Sweden.

      We live in a world where bloodshed happens for unjust and unjustifiable reasons... in every country there is, and every country there ever was. Even your country.

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    9. Re:Give me a break!! by prgrmr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      USA != world

      We live in the kind of world where if the majority of the people in your town don't like your religious beliefs that they feel justified in shooting at you or blowing up your car.

      We live in the kind of world where if the country next door decides they don't like your ethnicity, they feel justified in invading your country and killing the lot of you.

      We live in the kind of world where if the scientists working for the government feel they aren't paid enough they feel justified in selling nuclear technology to terroritsts.

      We live in the kind of world where if the leaders of a country feel they are losing ground at the conference table they feel justified in shooting missles at their neighbor's whose land they covet...

      (For those not up on events, the above correlate as follows: 1. Ireland, Israel/Palestine/Lebanon, Iraq, Kashmir, Somolia, Ethiopia 2. Rwanda, the Balkans 3. Pakistan, Russia 4. China)

    10. Re:Give me a break!! by proteinaceous · · Score: 2, Informative

      > That may well be so, but the law in various parts of the United > States does not allow one to carry firearms

      Actually, 37 states are "shall-issue" states meaning any law-abiding adult (age varies by state) citizen can carry concealed firearms. Some of those states require state-approved proficiency tests, written tests (mostly testing legal issues) and/or a physicians approval of mental status. Nevertheless, in those states it's not that difficult to obtain a concealed carry permit. Utah (where I imagine Darl lives) is a "shall-issue" state.

      Eight other states are "restricted carry" states (usually) meaning a citizen has to prove a "need" to carry a concealed weapon. A demonstratable "need", however, is pretty nebulous.

      Only 4 states and D.C. don't allow citizens to carry concealed weapons for any reason.

      Surprisingly, open carry is legal in many states...though I imagine you'd be very popular with the police.

      > In San Francisco, for example, where Darl claimed he had
      > armed bodyguards inside the Moscone Center. Were they
      > properly licensed in the City of SF?

      I imagine they were properly licensed in the state of California. California is a "restricted carry" state. I imagine a bodyguard can probably demonstrate a "need" to carry to satisfy the state requirements. There are a lot of celebrities in California and a number of them have (probably armed) bodyguards.

      Anyway, I'm not debating the politics of this...just pointing out the current laws.

    11. Re:Give me a break!! by sphealey · · Score: 3, Interesting
      e lives in Utah though, doesn't he? Isn't that a 'shall-issue' state with regard to carry licenses?
      You may have read a bit about the controversy in Missouri (central USA) over the recently passed "concealed carry" law. A Missouri Supreme Court ruling a few weeks ago put the law into final effect.

      Quote from the commander of the Illinois State Police: "We don't have concealed carry in Illinois. And if you come across that bridge carrying a concealed weapon, be prepared to spend 15-20 years in Illinos."

      sPh

    12. Re:Give me a break!! by XaosTX · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Correct, USA != world

      We may have litigious bastards, but we don't have to worry about an unstable government which leads to bloody military takeovers or dealing with martial law being enforced to keep the peace.

      As much as I d onot think that ours is the government that it should be (see U.S. Constitution), I still think it beats any other form out there today.

    13. Re:Give me a break!! by iiioxx · · Score: 2, Informative

      An AR-15 (or other "civilian" equivalent of a Military assault rifles) lack an automatic capability because there is a catch in the receiver. File off the catch and you have a machine gun.

      Okay, you clearly have no idea what you are talking about. First of, that "catch" is called a disconnector. The purpose of the disconnector is to grab the hammer after a round has been fired and while the trigger is still depressed. The purpose of this is to prevent the hammer from cycling forward again until the bolt is securely seated in the chamber with a new round.

      Yes, on a fully automatic weapon, the disconnector is disengaged when the selector switch is set to Auto. HOWEVER, there is another part called the sear which serves the same purpose as the disconnector. The only difference between the disconnector and the sear, is that the sear is automatically released as the bolt is seated and the disconnector is not.

      Now, if someone decided to convert their semi-auto AR-15 to full auto by filing down the disconnector, they would in fact succeed in acquiring a fully automatic weapon. However, their success would be short-lived, as the weapon would be slam-firing. This means that because the bolt is not given time to fully seat, the round is being discharged as the bolt is seating into the chamber. This will create a fully automatic weapon that is prone to blowing up in the shooter's face.

      Not a real bright idea, eh?

      People who illegally convert weapons like this have a tendency to solve the problem themselves. The best part is, when they wake up in the hospital with half their face missing, they still get to look forward to ten years in a federal prison for violating the 1986 ban on manufacturing full auto weapons for civilian use (conversion == manufacture).

      Actual conversion of a semi-automatic AR-15 to a full-auto M16 requires the replacement of five specific parts, and the addition of a sixth (the sear). A factory AR-15 can accomodate all of the parts except the sear. However, to install the sear, the weapon requires significant re-milling (which itself requires proper tools and some very specific knowledge). Without the sear, you've got a fully automatic face-shredding federal firearms violation.

      So, despite what you may have seen on alarmist "news" reports or 60 Minutes specials on gun violence in America, it is neither easy to convert a civilian weapon to full auto, nor is it a rampant problem. If fact, if you read something other than Brady Foundation pamplets, you might find that before the 1994 Assault Weapon Ban, "assault weapons" were used in less than 2% of violent crimes in America (according to the FBI) and that rate has not changed in the 10 years since the ban went into affect. In other words, the law had no effect other than to infringe upon the rights of law-abiding U.S. citizens.

    14. Re:Give me a break!! by Sj0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You yankees have GOT to stop doing that!

      "The US is unsafe!!!" they say, and how do you respond? "We're safer than rwanda! We're even safer than communist china or the former soviet union! We're *EVEN* safer than post-war Iraq! We r0xx0rz!!!!!111one"

      If you're going to compare, compare at least to a country that isn't in the middle of a warzone or in the midst of anarchy and social turmoil, eh? You *ARE* part of the first world, you know!

      --
      It's been a long time.
  9. Dangerous nerds by Ligur · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, better arm yourself with weapons, `cause you never know what those violent GTA-playing maniacs might do...

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    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  10. If I were Darl, I'd carry a gun, too by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting
    So the next time some unwashed Unix zealot approached me I could bust a cap in him before the stench reached me.

    Okay now that I've attracted ire from everyone without a sense of humor; It makes perfect sense for him to say that. SCO's success hinges on making people feel sorry for them. Making people feel sorry for Darl because he "has" to carry a gun is a big step in the right direction (along those lines) and most of the sheeple will fall for it, because they don't know the real story. Bravo, Darl, good work. See you in hell.

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  11. Armed bodyguard? by YetAnotherLogin · · Score: 5, Funny

    He must know about ESR.

    1. Re:Armed bodyguard? by cmowire · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The way I see it, the last thing you want is to destroy the livelyhood and creative output of a bunch of nerds.

      First, we take it personally in ways that other industries who have had attempts to destroy them haven't. Taking the pickaxe away from a coal miner or the torch away from a welder at an auto plant is one thing. Taking the paints away from an artist or the code away from the programmers is another thing.

      Second, there are enough geeks who have varried interests in firepower. There's ESR and his "Geeks with guns". There's all of the crazy flamethrowers, flame cannons, high voltage tesla coils, etc. from the burner contingent.

      Third, we won't be stopped if you take away our weapons. A gas grill and some machine tools can be turned into a variety of interesting weapons.

      Fourth, we have been accumulating this knowlege ever since we found the Anarchist's Cookbook on the local BBS, so restricting further flows of information won't stop us. We have brother geeks in the other engineering fields to draw on as sympathizers. In fact, DeCSS has shown that the more you try to restrict the flow of information, the more folks who may not have cared otherwise now want to help share it.

      Fifth, we understand the system better than some of the other displaced groups. The Detroit auto-workers would take out their agression by buying a Honda and publically smashing it. We do not have political ability, but I have no doubts that the angry nerds of the world will be able to pick the right targets.

      What's preventing this from happening? Well, right now, there's still a promise on the horizon. People remember the last boom-bust cycles, the last time stuff was outsourced and we were still able to find jobs. Our hacker projects have kept us from blowing up at OS/360 and Microsoft and VMS because there *was* something that we could work on. Take that away, and we'll show all of the other groups that have used terror how things are really done.

      Having said that, I think that everybody is currently more interested in Darl being a failed businessman (And indicental picker-up-of-the-soap) than dead. Because, overall, that's just more fun.

    2. Re:Armed bodyguard? by 3Cats · · Score: 4, Funny

      .... In fact, DeCSS has shown that the more you try to restrict the flow of information, the more folks who may not have cared otherwise now want to help share it.

      "The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers."

      :-D

      3C

    3. Re:Armed bodyguard? by Performer+Guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Leave out the "we"s and speak for yourself.

      Coders are a bunch of badasses? ... Riiiiight.

      Misfits maybe but you can't have it both ways, you can't gripe about persecution after Columbine then gloat over your dysfunctional sociopath reputation when it suits you.

      You ain't a gangster, up the Lithium dosage dude.

  12. Computer Associates by savagedome · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Check out the update at Yahoo.

    From the article, The Islandia, N.Y., company, one of the biggest makers of corporate software, said that although it signed the licenses, it didn't pay for them -- and never would

    Signed but not paid???

    1. Re:Computer Associates by eddy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes, Center7 via Canopy gave licenses away for PR. I'd guess. The interesting thing is; Does this pierce the corporate veil, if CA Center7 -> Canopy -> SCO where now somehow CA are SCO-customers? That's what I want to know.

      That is, if SCO goes under with debt, then Canopy should have to open their coffers for IBM/RedHat/et.al.

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    2. Re:Computer Associates by shrubya · · Score: 3, Insightful
      There's a simple explanation: CA bought licenses for UnixWare, and SCO unilaterally tossed a stack of "Linux licenses" into the deal. CA didn't pay for them, because CA didn't even know they were getting them.

      Now SCO is playing it like CA caved in to the extortion, but in reality CA is merely a little stupid (for buying anything from SCO).

    3. Re:Computer Associates by shrubya · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Oops, spoke too quickly. CA actually did know they were getting Linux licenses, but they didn't pay extra for them.

  13. Contracts? SCO? What did you expect? by gordguide · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the article:
    " ... Any report that we made a cash payment of seven figures is highly exaggerated, and it disappoints me that that quote is out there in the media," Marsh said. "The contract that we signed with SCO specifically prohibits any party from discussing the economics of the transaction. If you have an agreement that calls for certain aspects to be protected, then you would hope that that would be respected." ..."

    Like, SCO can read, understand, or comply with a contract; that they can be relied upon to disclose factual information, and that they're not in a media war. Give me a break. What the hell did you expect?

    1. Re:Contracts? SCO? What did you expect? by arkanes · · Score: 4, Funny

      AH! But if they DIDN'T pay the seven figures, then it wouldn't be discussing the settlement to say that they did!

  14. In for a penny, in for a pound by dacarr · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Well, the fact remains, he started making bogus allegations about a particular social group.

    Now I'm not one to make threats (instead, I just tell him to put up or shut up), but in any social group, there will be those who will feel the need to take extreme measures against a threat, be it real or perceived.

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  15. can they get their money back? by microcars · · Score: 5, Insightful
    from the article:

    Along with the PR backlash, Marsh said he is also disappointed that SCO officials have spoken to media outlets about the financial terms of the contract between SCO and EV1.

    "Any report that we made a cash payment of seven figures is highly exaggerated, and it disappoints me that that quote is out there in the media," Marsh said. "The contract that we signed with SCO specifically prohibits any party from discussing the economics of the transaction."

    so now they can sue SCO and get their money back!

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  16. If I were EV1Servers... by Kethinov · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... I'd switch to BSD. :)

    IANAL, but wouldn't that be a great way to get SCO off your back?

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    1. Re:If I were EV1Servers... by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's not so easy. EV1 doesn't have root over its customers boxes. They're not a managed hosting service. Therefore, forcing customers who don't want to switch OSes would be a messy process.

    2. Re:If I were EV1Servers... by IANAAC · · Score: 2, Insightful
      wouldn't that be a great way to get SCO off your back?

      Yes, it would.

      It would also be an excellent way to send a lot of their current customers fleeing. People aren't familiar with BSD like they are with Linux (particularly RedHat).

    3. Re:If I were EV1Servers... by cei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they're not a managed hosting service, then why are they implicated at all? Sounds to me like their customers are the linux users and they're nothing more than bandwidth and electricity, if what you're saying is correct. Why would they need to sign an agreement with SCO if that were the case?

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  17. Go darl. most of us got over it when we were 8. by baryon351 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Darl McBride says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him. He checks into hotels under assumed names. An armed body guard protected him at Harvard Law School when he gave a speech last month."

    Yeah darl, and when I was 8 years old I too was a spy, and everyone was out to get me. trust no one you know. I'd sneak around under a blanket and surprise my parents with my leet disguise skills, only to quietly slink back into the darkness and surprise yet another family member.

    By the time I turned 9 the whole attention seeking bullshit act left me and I started growing up. Try it sometime, it's not all that bad.

    1. Re:Go darl. most of us got over it when we were 8. by red+floyd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Darl figures we've been listening to Warren Zevon, and were going to send "Lawyers, Guns and Money" to the Harvard Law talk.

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  18. Why Kill Him? by meplaysocr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Darl McBride says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him.

    I am not entirely sure who would really want to kill him? I mean, this guy's stupidity is such that he shouldn't be put out of his misery but instead ridiculed and mocked for as long as we possibly can. We should use his actions in case studies on what -not- to do. He should be more worried of people pointing a finger and laughing then people pointing a gun and shooting.

    Such is my Humble Opinion.

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    1. Re:Why Kill Him? by DataPath · · Score: 3, Funny

      To the death!

      No! To the pain!

      I don't think I'm quite sure I'm familiar with that phrase.

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  19. How EV1 can get back on board. by Jaywalk · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The answer is easy. Do what every other self-respecting Linux sponsor is doing and sue SCO. They had a contract that said the financial terms would not be disclosed. SCO disclosed the terms. Breach of contract. SCO implied that EV1 thought the SCO case had merit. So add slander. Then maybe donate some cash to that fund that was set up to protect Linux users.

    Maybe it won't hold up in court, but at least it will burn off some of the cash SCO received and spread their legal team a little thinner.

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    1. Re:How EV1 can get back on board. by Zocalo · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Actually, I think the EV1 announcement has inadvertantly done SCO *far* more harm than good. The senior execs at SCO must have been thinking the announcement would be taken as a ringing endorsement of SCOsource and lead to further revenue, otherwise why make the announcement? Also, they certainly need a boost for SCOsource - after all, it is supposedly their new cash cow and just $20,000 revenue in the last quarter according to their last financial is hardly a good sign, is it?

      So, we have the gleeful announcement from SCO/EV1 that a seven figure sum has been paid to SCOsource, cushioning the ~10% fall in stock price after somewhat grim financials and announcements of the latest lawsuits. However, we also have the biggest backlash you could possibly imagine; EV1 has kissed goodbye to a few million dollars (a no refund clause is in the contract), lost an unknown amount of custom to its competitors and been tarnished with the same brush as SCO. You'd have to be a complete moron to consider buying a SCOsource license for "protection" and risk having your customers find out now, which leave less funds for the lawyers.

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  20. SCO Chief by Digitus1337 · · Score: 5, Funny

    God help McBride if video games cause violence in people....

  21. Nice by big_groo · · Score: 5, Informative
    "The contract that we signed with SCO specifically prohibits any party from discussing the economics of the transaction. If you have an agreement that calls for certain aspects to be protected, then you would hope that that would be respected."

    Sue the litigious bastards. They'd sue you.

  22. Already slow with 26 comments, here's a mirror by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 4, Informative

    Darl McBride, chief executive of SCO Group Inc., says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him. He checks into hotels under assumed names. An armed body guard protected him at Harvard Law School when he gave a speech last month.

    Darl McBride
    Linus Torvalds, creator of the Linux operating system, calls SCO "the most despised company in technology."
    The reason: SCO is claiming rights to the Linux open source software code that thousands of users and supporters say should have no owner. SCO brought a $50 billion suit against International Business Machines Corp. last year and last week turned on Linux users DaimlerChrysler AG and AutoZone Inc., suing for an injunction and unspecified damages.
    "We are fighting the big battle," McBride said in a telephone interview from his office at SCO headquarters in Lindon.
    McBride, 44, is pitting SCO against an industry it once helped develop. Less than two years ago SCO, formerly Caldera International Inc., was helping to form a standard version of Linux to compete with Microsoft Corp.'s Windows. Once McBride took the helm in June 2002, the company changed tack, hired attorney David Boies and began claiming that Linux users infringed on SCO's intellectual property.
    Linux has attracted thousands of individuals and companies, some of whom see it as the only credible threat to Windows. Others use it because it's cheaper.
    The software is now being used by companies ranging from DaimlerChrysler, the world's largest maker of luxury cars, to Lehman Brothers Inc, the fourth-largest U.S. securities firm by capital, to Google Inc., the world's most widely used Internet search engine. Lockheed Martin Corp., the world's largest defense contractor, also has servers that run on Linux as part of its computer network.
    IBM pushes computers that run on the Linux operating system. Shipments of Linux-powered server computers, fast machines used to run Web sites, rose 53 percent in the fourth quarter, more than double the rate of Windows servers, market researcher IDC said.
    McBride and SCO are more hated than Microsoft, the world's largest software maker, and its chairman, Bill Gates, according to some Linux backers. That's because SCO, once a backer of Linux, has turned around and attacked the essence of the system: its free source code.
    "SCO are just complete hypocrites," said Jeremy Allison, co-author of Samba, an open-source software that runs a file and print service that SCO sells.
    SCO says it owns the copyright to the Unix system and that parts of the Unix code have been copied into Linux. SCO is demanding payment from each user of Linux. Novell Inc. separately is disputing SCO's claim to Unix.
    SCO claims IBM is distributing the Linux software containing its copyrighted Unix code. It claims companies such as Red Hat Inc. are building products using the same code. The company broadened its legal attack by suing AutoZone for using software that contains the code, and DaimlerChrysler for not certifying that Unix, which it obtained via license with SCO, has been used inappropriately.
    DaimlerChrysler spokesman Han Tjan said he had no comment on SCO's suit. AutoZone Chief Executive Steve Odland declined to comment on the claims. IBM spokeswoman Trink Guarino said the suit is groundless and the company will contest it.
    Linux, invented in 1991 by Torvalds as a student in Finland, found converts in part because it was a free, publicly shared operating system. Anyone can work on and modify the source code of Linux. By contrast, Microsoft licenses its Windows code only to select partners, which don't have permission to make changes.
    McBride is getting the most heat from the thousands of volunteers who have worked on Linux over the past 13 years. They say SCO has no claim on the code.
    "The real reason why people don't like SCO, and Darl McBride in particular, is that he is so dishonest," Torvalds, 34, said in an e-mail.
    McBride has done battle before. He compares

    1. Re:Already slow with 26 comments, here's a mirror by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Informative
      McBride has done battle before. He compares his fight with Linux supporters to the time when his family caught thieves stealing cattle from their ranch in Utah.
      Really? I'd more compare it to the time he sued his own employers over his personal compensation package.
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  23. Hey, SCO don't sell landmines! by CaptainCheese · · Score: 2, Insightful

    EV1Servers underestimated the reaction to giving in to SCO demands

    So they bought a licence, big deal. He's just covering his ass, and the ass of everyone who chooses EV1. The courts will not rule in IBM's favour just because linux geeks don't like it. Hell, it's not like it even matters! We havent even SEEN the "evidence" yet. what if SCO really does have a case, and they suddenly start suing every colo firm that runs linux?

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    1. Re:Hey, SCO don't sell landmines! by PetiePooo · · Score: 2, Informative

      "This is a very difficult issue for us," Marsh said. "It is a huge disappointment to us that we would be thrown in the same bucket, so to say, with the SCO Group. We didn't make any admission that their IP was used in Linux. Our public position is certainly not to support that, and our intent was simply to take us out of the loop, not to make us public enemy number one."
      - - Robert Marsh, CEO, EV1Servers


      Captain Cheese, I suspect that many people simply don't trust a CEO that would make such a foolish, but expensive, impulse decision. If you believe SCO has a snowball's chance in hell, then you buy "insurance." However, if you're in tune enough with the tech community, then you know better than to throw your money away.

      And where does CEO Marsh's money come from? The people who host their servers with his company! Every dollar spent on SCO means a dollar that they cannot spend on servers, maintenance, preventative maintenance, etc.

      I'm all for the public outcry and boycotts. The more noise us Linux supporters make, the less people will buy from SCO, the quicker they fold and this thing goes away.. It just takes some people a little while to learn that you're either with us, or your against us on this issue.

  24. Uh Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a young man, McBride participated in rodeo events and helped perform chores with his cowboy father, Pat. Together, they tamed wild horses. He graduated from Brigham Young University after serving as a missionary with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Japan.

    Mormons never lie. Especially when they are wearing the magic underwear.

    1. Re:Uh Huh by FyRE666 · · Score: 3, Informative

      As a young man, McBride participated in rodeo events and helped perform chores with his cowboy father...

      My how he's grown! Now instead of clearing up bullshit, he's spreading it around...

  25. Paging Major Dick.... by LittleGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    "According to the Deseret News, Darl McBride says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him. He checks into hotels under assumed names."

    Looks like baseball bats won't work in this case....

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  26. I wonder if EV1... by rediguana · · Score: 2, Interesting

    will be able to get a refund on their linux servers. That whooshing sound are their customers up and leaving...

  27. Down here with the rest of us... by The-Dalai-LLama · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In January, McBride's unlisted home telephone number was placed on Slashdot.org... Hackers also targeted the company's Web site... McBride said he sometimes carries a gun...

    I'm not a big fan of people taking the law into their own hands, but...

    It's one thing to throw rocks at someone from the safety of a cushy penthouse and the security of a legal/corporate structure designed to benefit and serve you (and those like you). Must be a tad unsettling to find that one's actions as a corporate entity can lead to consequences in the real world.

    On another note...

    McBride said he sometimes carries a gun, declining to specify the type...

    If his handgun is as powerful as his legal standing, I'm guessing it's a .32 automatic.

    The Dalai LLama
    "If someone ever shot me with a .22 and I found out about it, I'd be mad as hell!" - Some Texas Ranger

  28. Should EV1 sue SCO? by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not surprising that anything SCO would sign would contain limited disclosure clauses. But, since Darl has clearly tried to claim that EV1 gave SCO $1,000,000+ in cash, and EV1 seems to want to stomp that down... can't EV1 sue SCO for breach of the agreement just a few days after it was signed?

  29. confused by happyfrogcow · · Score: 3, Funny

    McBride, 44, is pitting SCO against an industry it once helped develop.

    I'm confused. I read this expecting a short treatise on the history of law and litigation to follow, yet it started talking about companies like Caldera International Inc., a software company.

  30. SEC investigation according to NewsForge by isn't+my+name · · Score: 4, Informative

    According to Newsforge there is likely already an SEC investigation ongoing.

    Also, to plug my own horn, I've written up a few things on the financial dealings. Most are from August 2003, but the most recent relates to the Anderer memo.

  31. Martha Stewart is WORSE than Darl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    According to the Feds, Martha Stewart is worse than Darl! How much taxpayer money was spent prosecuting her for a $60,000 stock trade? What Darl is doing is far worse. He basically a corporate terrorist, trying to extort big companies for lots of money with the threat of litigation, for something he has NO OWNERSHIP rights to. And the Feds don't have a problem with this? They must have their heads completely up their asses sideways.

  32. If justice were done.... by Performer+Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Darl wouldn't be carrying a gun, but he would be locked behind bars where he belongs. When you attempt to hijack and subvert the work of thousands of others for your own unjust enrichment through a stream of falshoods and implausable legal proceedings you're a criminal in my book.

    Hopefully jail will be McBride's ultimate fate. Crooks should be locked up and Darl McBride is a brazen example of one in my opinion.

  33. Propaganda, victim complex, or both? by greg_barton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is so over the top!

    First lines of the article:

    Darl McBride, chief executive of SCO Group Inc., says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him. He checks into hotels under assumed names. An armed body guard protected him at Harvard Law School when he gave a speech last month.
    Linus Torvalds, creator of the Linux operating system, calls SCO 'the most despised company in technology.'


    ...later...

    In January, McBride's unlisted home telephone number was placed on Slashdot.org, a pro-Linux Internet site, which led to harassing phone calls on Super Bowl Sunday. Hackers also targeted the company's Web site with the Mydoom virus earlier this year, causing the company to shut down the site.
    McBride said he sometimes carries a gun, declining to specify the type, and travels with armed guards. The gun is licensed, he said. Security officials have told him that convicted felons are behind the death threats, McBride said.


    Lookie! It's the juxtaposition trick! Darl says, "I feel threatened," then mention someone (Linus) saying something threatening. Talk about linux advocates attacking making harassing phone calls, then mention unspecified convicted felons making death threats.

    A classic example of propaganda I've ever seen one...

  34. He carries a gun? by Wingnut64 · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long until he shoots himself in the foot?

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  35. Dow Jones / WSJ finally picking up on this by Animats · · Score: 5, Informative
    See Clarification - CA Signs Licenses.. This Dow Jones story is very negative on SCO, and it appears on most stock-related sites, although it's not up on Bloomberg yet.

    SCOX is down 2% today, reaching a new low for 2004. The stock has been in a screaming dive since December, dropping from 19 to 11.

  36. Cowboy Darl by Queuetue · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does anyone else suspect that Darl and his family blamed some innocent cowboys and the used the legal system to steal their livestock?

  37. Its the users emotions not legal or technical. by openmtl · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The response is emotional because the SCO threats have no legal basis (until proven in the current court cases), have no technical basis (until source code is actually revealed which to date SCO have not.

    Its really our emotional response to threats. No different from any criminal threatening your hopes, dreams, your work, career or family.

    EV1Servers should have simply waited until the SCO v. IBM was finished the appeals.

    We've been desperately saying this - all we want is facts. Cold hard code with clear attribution and this has not been forthcoming from anyone to date.

    EV1Servers have been tarnished because no-one knows who to trust right yet. For me if Torvalds says he wrote that code then he did and it stays that way until he says "Oh yeah I remember, I copied that from an old Computer or DDJ magazine or found it on a FTP site." or something equally absurd.

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    1. Re:Its the users emotions not legal or technical. by CptNerd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm staying with my EV1 accounts. I think the CEO made a smart decision, since he wants to keep his company going, and I don't want to have to pay higher and higher fees to pay for a lawsuit, even if EV1 eventually wins it, since I wouldn't see a penny of it back if SCO loses.


      All EV1 is really saying is that they don't trust judges to make an intelligent decision, and I can't say I blame them.

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  38. EV1 CEO = idiot moron by SQLz · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Quote From CEO of EV1
    "So we felt like we were doing the right thing for customers, the right thing for ourselves and the right thing for our shareholders. We felt (that paying the licensing fee) put our customers and ourselves in a position where we could concentrate on our business instead of a bunch of lawsuits."

    Its funny he never thought of doing the right thing for Linux. Considering how many Linux machines he has in which he paid $0 for the operating system you would think that there would be some loyalty. Linux probably played a key role in EV1's growth over the years. This guy is just another example of someone who will take take take from our community and never give anything back.

    Man, what a jackass that guy is.

    1. Re:EV1 CEO = idiot moron by CrankyFool · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who marked this guy insightful?

      You want to win in the business arena, make the best product and convince people to use it. Don't look at it as a holy jihad, because the business people sure as hell won't. He got the product for free? That's great for him. There's no EULA that goes with Linux that requires your loyalty or support. There's no GPL clause that says you must declare your fealty to the Open Source Movement. And that's how it should be, because Linux, if it wins, should win on its merits, not on the religious zeal of its converts.

      The only 'right thing for Linux' that business users should be required to do -- or castigated for not doing -- is abiding by the GPL. That's "abiding," as in "not breaking," not "not supporting anyone who doubts the veracity of the GPL."

  39. Oh the irony.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Last line of the EV1 article:

    "If you have an agreement that calls for certain aspects to be protected, then you would hope that that would be respected."

    So let me get this straight... they signed a contract with a company whose business model is based on FUD, who licensed their own code under the GPL and now calls the GPL "unconstitutional" and they expect the finer terms of a contract to be strictly adhered to? By SCO?

    If EV1 loses all their customers, it won't come as any great surprise to anyone who has followed the SCO battle. Their CEO should have done his homework so he knew who he was dealing with.

  40. Lost in the hubub- Thank you, Pamela!!! by ferralis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Thank you for towing the line, keeping your site "unmonetized", your tireless work, your insight and frankly wonderful genius!

    I just have to cheer- that letter is full of soul-satisfying smackdown. :)

    GrokLaw is definitely a zeitgheist (sp?), it embodies the spirit of the Open Source movement and quite frankly is an example to all of us as to what we should be doing if we aren't already.

    BIG standing O from the peanut gallery! I know my next charitable contribution is going to Ibiblio, and I know our hero(ine) will be well rewarded!

    </soapbox>

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  41. SCOpe unknown. by eddy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While I think you're correct that there has been a lot of 'bad' or 'uninformed' complaints, I know that there have been some informed too, especially concerning Jonathan Cohen.

    One thing that indicates that the SEC is doing something (whatever scope) is that SCO has been late with some documents concerning the Bayster/Royce-deal. The contract says that they only to SCO non-damaging way for them to be late with this particular filing is during a SEC investigation. Someone else should post the details since I'm a little fuzzy on those...

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    1. Re:SCOpe unknown. by Sick+Boy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, the best way to spot idiots on slashdot is to scroll down. Now if you offered a way to identify the comments worth reading, now that'd be something, but spotting idiots on slashdot is trivial.

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  42. Next Week on slashdot... by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Darl McBride shoots himself in the foot... Because he knows us Linux Hackers has implanted a monitoring device in his shoes so we can steel his precious SCO Code.

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  43. SCO Logic by avgjoe62 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Why, then, does SCO say that IBM sponsors Groklaw? They make the claim based on the fact that they say IBM gave some computer equipment to Ibiblio once upon a time. And Ibiblio hosts Groklaw for free. They have also been telling journalists that I live near IBM headquarters. That's it. That is IBM's "sponsorship".

    Given SCO's interpretation of Derivative Works, the statement above actually sounds logical...

    But then again, given SCO's interpretation of Derivative Works, we all owe royalties to Ada Byron Lovelace...

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  44. Speaking of tinfoil hats. . . by isn't+my+name · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm thinking that 'Ole Darl may have made the final plunge into the Tin Foil Hat club.

    Speaking of tinfoil hats, the following from a long, somewhat boring, analysis of SEC docs that SCO has filed:

    # Jul 2002 McBride is hired
    # Aug 2002 Morgan Keegan is hired
    # Aug 2002 Caldera changes name to The SCO Group
    # Sep/Nov/? 2002 MS memo discussing using intellectual property as an attack against open source is floating around in Germany and later publically
    # Oct - Dec 2002 SCO later admits to beginning to look at its own intellectual properties and first makes noise about UnixWare binary libraries.
    # Jan 2003 SCO creates stronger language to indemnify its officers of criminal activity
    # Dec? 2002 - Jan? 2003 At some point Boies is brought in, likely via Morgan Keegan, to negotiate license/stock deals with Sun and Microsoft
    # Feb 2003 Morgan Keegan clarifies its arrangement with SCO and includes language indicating they are anticipating an IBM buyout, though without naming IBM specifically
    # Feb 2003 Boies finalizes his agreement with SCO to sue IBM
    # March 2003 IBM lawsuit
    # Jul/Aug 2003 Anderer joins
    # Oct 2003 Anderer e-mail penned
    # Oct 2003 PIPE deal
    # Nov 2003 Boies has no one from law firm at key press conference
    # Nov 2003 Boies gets 20% of PIPE deal
    # Dec 2003 PIPE investors get veto power over Boies payouts
    # Nov/Dec/? 2003 16 to 20 million deal discussed by Anderer never happens

  45. Psychological Analysis by Egonis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Speaking as a practicing Counsellor, if I were to have a client say "I carry a weapon because my enemies are out to get me", my civic duty within Canada is to report this person to the nearest Health Facility.

    I classify that statement as behaviour within a psychologically disturbed mind, and one which requires neurological re-evaluation.

    Just a thought.

  46. In other SCO News... by Performer+Guy · · Score: 5, Informative

    It hasn't been covered yet although I've submitted the article yesterday and it is still pending but the most significant development in the SCO debacle is here, this broke on Saturday, basically Opinder Bawa, SCO's senior VP in charge of technology and development has been advocating the use of the Unix ABI with Linux and linking to a downloadable module to help SCO's ABI work on Linux, both admitting that Linux is thoroughly incompatible while encouraging what they've been implying is infringing use. This is quite stunning considering that SCO has been implausibly claiming copyright over Linux ABI headers.

    And of course groklaw has news today that the SEC may be taking an active interest in the Microsoft SCO relationship on various grounds.

  47. Beware the enemy within by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Any time SCO comes up for discussion, I have noticed the subtle jibes at Linux usually by AC's. There is nothing wrong with educated discussion but I have a great fear the the FUD is creeping into /. - beware of anybody that posts AC to this forum. If you are afraid to state at least your /. name, then don't post. I have already put AC's at -6.

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    1. Re:Beware the enemy within by GeoVizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I just read all the AC posts for this story, and I can't see any FUD. Sorry.

    2. Re:Beware the enemy within by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, it's most likely true. I know companies engage in astroturfing regularly - I've seen it happen before. I don't specifically know that SCO does, but it's not unreasonable to assume the high profile nature of their legal cases and PR campaign that they would. As for Microsoft, they have engaged in astroturfing many times - probably not organized at a company-wide level, perhaps sponsored by certain executives who think they are doing their job. In any massive company like Microsoft you get the whole range of talent, skill and ethics in your managers.


      Also, note how you lose credibility by posting your denial as AC in a thread about AC astroturfing? Next time, log in.

  48. PJ Darl by blunte · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Darl is so hopelessly outclassed by Pamela Jones.

    And I'm so pleased that one woman with motivation and smarts can so utterly rock SCO.

    --
    .sigs are for post^Hers.
  49. The SCO logo? by ghakko · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Yes. Disney is infringing upon our trademark. And no, we can't show you the other ear."

  50. Maybe /. has/can have something to do with this? by mabu · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Although the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) never officially makes public when it investigates an organization, an SEC staff member told NewsForge that complaints and tips about suspected under-the-table funding, stock-kiting, illegal insider trading, and money-laundering involving Microsoft or Microsoft-connected individuals to the financially struggling SCO Group have been coming into the agency with regularity since last August. The SEC "does not take such complaints lightly," the source said.


    Most of the complaints have been registered by telephone and by using the SEC's Web site. "We've gotten a lot of them," the SEC source said. An SEC investigation would look into alleged backtracking and charting fund transfers, suspicious timing of certain stock transactions, possible instances of stock-kiting and insider trading, and other potentially serious infractions.


    Other individuals may be far ahead of the SEC in this investigation. Several open source advocates have been conducting their own, private investigations of SCO's financial dealings for many months.



    More people should complain to the SEC if this is what it takes to find out who's funding (and profiting) from this legal wild goose chase.
  51. The Rest of the Media is Wising Up Too? by MooseByte · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just ran across this updated article on CNN Money. Nice to see the larger media outlets finally showing some responsible journalism vs. just regurgitating Darl's press releases.

    Now if only the SEC is truly, finally looking into this whole scam...!

  52. Here's his address, check for yourself! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    End Reader Licensing Agreement

    By reading this, you agree not to sue me and not to use this information in any illegal manner.

    Here's all the contact info you should ever need for Mr. McBride.

    The SCO Group
    355 South 520 West
    Suite 100
    Lindon, Utah 84042 USA
    801-765-4999 phone
    801-765-1313 fax

    Contact SCO online
    http://www.thescogroup.com/company/feedbac k/index. html

    Darl C McBride
    1799 Vintage Oak Ln
    Salt Lake City, UT 84121-6539

    Darl's home phone #: (801)424-2006
    Darl's office phone #: 801-932-5820

    Email Darl: darl@sco.com

    1. Re:Here's his address, check for yourself! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      hypocrates
      A large wooden box with an injecting needle coming out of one end?
    2. Re:Here's his address, check for yourself! by crucini · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A person who has sought out the public limelight thereby sacrifices some expectation of privacy. This is a principle well understood by society and by the courts. Mr. McBride has worked very hard to remain in the limelight.
      Also, society sanctions those who break rules. While Mr. McBride hasn't been legally convicted of wrongdoing, he is visibly seeking to take wrongfully from others in order to enrich himself.
      Inevitably, he suffers societal backlash, ranging from the Utah reporters who no longer give him positive press to the angry teenagers calling him up at home.
      An individual's rights can be narrowed by society if he commits wrongdoing. This narrowing can occur formally, as in criminal sentencing, or informally, as in the shunning and hostile attention directed at a pariah.
      It's unfortunate that your comment was modded down merely for disagreeing with the mainstream belief here.

  53. Honest Dear by phrostie · · Score: 3, Funny

    "He checks into hotels under assumed names. "

    Mrs McB: Tell me again why you were in that hotel under a fake name?

    Darl: Honest Dear, it's because of those Linux Hackers!

    Mrs McB: And why did that woman think she was your wife?

    Darl: That's not really loaded is it?

  54. The article says, by foxtrot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That Marsh, of ev1.net, may have underestimated the backlash, but it doesn't say what kind of exodus there is from ev1.net. As an example, Illiad at User Friendly noted that UF is run on ev1.net servers, but he doesn't think it's worth it to switch. We like to think a lot of people are leaving ev1.net, but I'd love to see real numbers.

    That said, I know there's at least one person leaving: Illiad can stick around if he wants, but I'm not letting any more of my money flow to SCO. I'm getting out, and cancelling my ev1 account at the end of the month. I hope I'm not the only one; my hundred bucks a month isn't all that important, but a bunch of us together are.

    See y'all over at ServerBeach or one of the other hosting companies.

    -JDF

  55. Re:Oh no, he carries a gun! by kristeh1337 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That was quite the rant. It's like an airbag. You never know when you might need it I'm even sure where to start correcting that other than to point out the markedly different purposes of each item. Calm the hell down dude.

  56. As the saying goes... by Zone-MR · · Score: 5, Funny

    Never try to extort more than it would cost to have you killed ;)

  57. Darl the gangster by Tassach · · Score: 4, Funny
    Darl has shown himself to be the cheap wannabe gangster that we knew he was.

    There's an upside to this: maybe now we can him arrested for armed robbery.

    --
    Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
    1. Re:Darl the gangster by El · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well no, he's not taking money from people at gun point. However, theatening to sue people unless they fork over $699 per server does qualify as extortion in most states.

      --

      "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  58. EV1 looking out for #1, looking to screw #2... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dirty dirty company. They know that this deal with SCO has a good chance of indirectly benefitting them by fucking over their competition. See, here's the deal...

    SCO wants a "big dog" in their portfolio: A high-profile licensee that they can use to scare smaller guys into submission. So they go to EV1 and offer them a really good deal for licenses. And EV1 figures, hey, we're only having to pay pennies on the dollar for these licenses, and it's going to give SCO a lot of ammo for taking out *other* hosting companies...

    So what do they have to lose. They pay off SCO for an amount that really doesn't make a whole lot of difference to their financials, and the SCO guys look more credible, giving them a little more of edge for attacking EV1s competitors. This line of reasoning cannot have escaped the people making this deal, and it wouldn't be suprising if SCO explicitly used this argument to convince EV1 to buy.

    So basically, EV1 rolled over because by being the first to pay they get the best deal and ensure that other Linux-based companies are going to get fucked worse than they are.

    This was an exceptionally greedy and selfish move, and should speak volumes about those in charge of the company. Evil, evil, evil. Shady deals made for the sole reason to screw over as many people in the industry as possible, all for the sake of more power and money.

    Does that sound like a company that *you* want to support?

  59. Shane by tr0llb4rt0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Darls mind he's Jack Wilson (Jack Palance) saying to the Linux world "Pick up the gun!"

    Where as in reality he's the Iraqi Information Minister saying that the allies are being routed whilst the tanks roll up behind him.

    --
    Worst .sig ever!
  60. Skip the NewsForge 'story' by gmhowell · · Score: 4, Informative

    The NewsForge story is nothing of the sort. The only comment by the SEC is that there have been a flood of complaints coming in with regularity over the past few months. The bulk have come via the web. IOW, all the folks who post a link to the SEC complaint page in /. stories have had people follow up and fill out the form. I assume the 'regularity' refers to the fact that people hit the page as often as /. posts a new story on SCO.

    Not saying it isn't necessarily a good thing, but it's not exactly 'news'.

    --
    Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  61. Re:Darl's Disease? by BrynM · · Score: 2, Funny
    Seriously, Darl seems to be living in his own little world, doesn't he? Anybody want to venture a clinical guess on what's wrong with him? Paranoid schizophrenia? Delusions of grandeur?
    I'll give him the layman's diagnosis. He's a crackhead. Only some kind of spped can do that to a person. There's a lot of coke in the valley...
    --
    US Democracy:The best person for the job (among These pre-selected choices...)
  62. ESR had a Geeks and Guns session at Penguicon by Proudrooster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yes, you should fear geeks with guns. At last years Penguicon, ESR (Eric Raymond, keeper of the Halloween doc) hosted a geeks and guns session at the local gun range. The highlight of the session was that I got to shoot ESR's colt 45 commander which also shot by Linus himself.

    So my advice is to take threats from geeks with guns seriously. I saw their targets and their shot groups were tight.

  63. I love this comment... by Zendar · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Along with the PR backlash, Marsh said he is also disappointed that SCO officials have spoken to media outlets about the financial terms of the contract between SCO and EV1.

    "Any report that we made a cash payment of seven figures is highly exaggerated, and it disappoints me that that quote is out there in the media," Marsh said. "The contract that we signed with SCO specifically prohibits any party from discussing the economics of the transaction. If you have an agreement that calls for certain aspects to be protected, then you would hope that that would be respected."

    Well.. they are dealing with SCO, after all. BTW.. does anyone know where SCO made this comment about the seven figure payoff?

  64. The FTC is respondingt to MS/SCO link by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 4, Informative

    Groklaw is reporting on a Newsforge article that the FTC is investigating the apparent SCO/MS link exposed in the Halloween X document. I guess that some things are too obvious for even the Bush administration to totally ignore.
    The FTC will not officially acknowledge it, but their comments made by officials indicate that the deal (possibly among others) is definitely on their radar.

    --
    Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
  65. Re:Darl McBride by Thud457 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Doesn't Utah have the equivalent of the Baker act? Can't some Utah slashdotter swear out a warrent for him to be forcibly institutionalized "for his own good"?!!

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  66. The Rules of Disinformation by bstadil · · Score: 3, Informative
    A classic example of propaganda I've ever seen one..

    You might get a kick out of reading Twenty five rules to suppress truth. The url was send to me and others from Jeff at TheLinuxshow today.

    --
    Help fight continental drift.
  67. But who gets UNIX? by isn't+my+name · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That is, if SCO goes under with debt, then Canopy should have to open their coffers for IBM/RedHat/et.al.

    I expect that is correct, if IBM can pierce the veil.

    The more interesting question is if SCO declares bankruptcy, who gets whatever IP rights they do have. (And realize that based on the Novell contracts, I don't really think they have any.) BayStar and the Royal Bank of Canada both get priority in liquidation--priority over and above IBM with a court judgement, I would imagine.

    Do they get it? What if the MS connection alleged in the Anderer memo is proven? Then, do they get it? Does Canopy get it because they have a loan to SCO that is secured and, I believe, their lease to SCO is also secured.

    This is an important question.

    1. Re:But who gets UNIX? by Krow10 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I expect that is correct, if IBM can pierce the veil.
      They only needed to pierce the veil as long as Canopy stayed behind the scenes. The limitation of liability afforded a corporation's shareholders only covers the shareholder from responsibility for the actions of the corporation; it does not in any way protect a shareholder from liability for his or her own actions.

      With this deal, Canopy commited an overt act in furtherance of SCOX's campaign to mislead the public in SCOX's anti-linux campaign when they made the UnixWare license (with the linux indeminification attached) part of the CA lawsuit settlement. SCOX then used this deal to misleadingly imply that CA had entered into a voluntary deal to license linux. I'd say this falls under IBM's Lanham Act claims. IBM doesn't need to pierce the veil, Canopy pulled is aside themselves.

      Cheers,
      Craig

      --
      Corollary to Clarke's Third Law: Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
  68. Darl's dreams at night by ktulu1115 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't sleep, pengiuns will eat me...
    Can't sleep, pengiuns will eat me...
    Can't sleep, pengiuns will eat me...
    ... :)

    --
    # fuser -v /dev/attention | grep work
    #
  69. This is starting to sound more and more familiar.. by NerveGas · · Score: 2, Insightful


    "Linux has our technology."

    "We can't show proof, it would harm us."

    "My enemies are out to kill me."

    I've met some people like that in my life. All of them suffering from very severe psychological problems. Old McBride is sounding more and more like he fits into that particular segment of society.

    (Of course, living in Provo is, in and of itself, a warning sign.)

    steve

    --
    Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
  70. Maybe McBride has been HELPING Linux all along! by motown · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, seriously, folks. Hear me out.

    As a suitable allegory, let's consider the South Park episode "The Chicken Lover".

    (***A little spoiler-warning here for those among you who have not yet seen this episode.***)

    Officer Barbrady comes out with the secret that he is in fact illiterate. This is a humongous blow for his self-esteem, and he is no longer convinced that he can maintain L&O througout the town with this impediment.

    Of course, this couldn't have come at a worse time, since the town is meanwhile being terorized by an as of yet unidentified Chicken Fucker.

    A weird hippy-type bookmobile worker gets involved and provides the Officer with clues, forcing the Officer to learn how to read in order for the clues to be useful to him.

    To sum up this long story, Officer Barbrady eventually tracks down and apprehends the Chicken Fucker, revealing his true identity. To the shock of the people on the scene, he turns out to be none other than the bookmobile worker himself!

    As it turns out, he purposely started performing those heinous crimes and passing on clues, in order to encourage the Officer to learn how to read. Successfully, as it now turned out. The Officer can now read (albeit barely) and has regained the respect of the good townspeople of South Park, by removing a dangerous freak from the streets.

    Unfortunately for the "Chicken Lover", no one ends up sympathizing with him, in spite of his good intentions. He ends up sacrificing his freedom and whatever standing he had in the community in order to help the Officer. Even the latter doesn't show any appreciation as he ruthlessly hauls the perpetrator's sorry ass to prison.

    So I was thinking, Darl McBride possibly knew all along this SCO lawsuit would be bogus (after all, what individual with even a spec of a brain wouldn't, right?).

    Perhaps he knew that in order to protect Linux from future lawsuits, the best thing he could do was to sacrifice his company (which was going downhill anyway) as well as himself by setting a precedent with a lawsuit so outrageous, that Linux would HAVE to come out on top, deterring any future legal action by other parties.

    In the end, SCO will most likely have been crushed beneath IBM's elite legal team, while Darl McBride will have lost all respect and sympathy throughout the software industry. He might even go to jail. If he purposely went through with the anti-Linux-campaign while realizing all of this in advance, then it will have been a brave, selfless, yet unrecognized act of self-sacrifice for the good of the open-source community.

    Poor Darl... Darl, the Chicken Fucker...

    --
    "Oooh, does that mean we get to kick some puffy white mad zionist butt?"
  71. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN by Sick+Boy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or at the very least, change the text into the "Symbol" font.

    --
    Does narcissism count as a hobby? --Shawn Latimer
  72. As a fellow BYU Grad and Mormon Missionary: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    As a fellow BYU graduate and former Mormon missionary, I can say that I hang my head in deep shame everytime I see someone connect the mess of a person that is Darl McBride to either activity -- not because I'm ashamed of either activity, but because somehow, we let an individual "graduate" from both institutions that has become the unfathomable evil that is Darl McBride.

    Let me also just say that when I served as a missionary for the Church in South America, it was one of the hardest things I'd ever done, because it is a work that can only be done selflessly. Anyone who embarks on it with self-interest in mind is destined to fail miserably until they realize that it isn't about them, it's about trying to help people and about forgetting yourself in that work.

    Of course, Darl has had more than 20 years to forget all the lessons he learned (if he ever did learn them) while a missionary, and he must have worked quite hard at doing so to get to the point at which he now lives.

    1. Re:As a fellow BYU Grad and Mormon Missionary: by Black+Art · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe someone needs to have a chat with his Bishop.

      Maybe he might get a clue after being excommunicated. (Though I doubt it.)

      --
      "Trademarks are the heraldry of the new feudalism."
  73. Darl probably broke the law by sulli · · Score: 4, Informative
    In California, you need a concealed carry permit issued by the county sheriff. From the CA website:

    May I carry a concealed firearm in California? Except in extremely limited circumstances, you may not carry a concealed firearm on your person in public unless you have a valid CCW license. CCW permits are issued only by a county sheriff to residents of the county, or by the head of a city police department to residents of that city.

    I live in another state and have a permit to carry a concealed handgun that was issued in my home state. Does my permit allow me to carry a concealed handgun while in California? No. Weapons permits from other states are not valid in California.

    The City and County of San Francisco is downright parsimonious in issuing CCW permits:

    San Francisco is the toughest city in California, if not America, in which to be granted a CCW permit. Currently there are only five permits issued to non-law enforcement personnel in the city. (as of June 2003)

    So if Darl carried his weapon concealed in San Francisco, and he has not obtained a permit from Sheriff Hennessey (a reporter could easily ask), he's broken California state law, and should go to jail or at least pay a stiff fine. (Had the weapon remained in a locked container, he would be okay.)

    --

    sulli
    RTFJ.
  74. Darl McBride: A Latter-Day Saint?! by rcb1974 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    According to the Deseret News article, Linus says: "The real reason why people don't like SCO, and Darl McBride in particular, is that he is so dishonest."

    The article also says that Darl McBride "graduated from Brigham Young University after serving as a missionary with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Japan."

    Whats up with that!? So this guy is a Latter-day Saint AND a returned missionary?! Latter-day Saints are supposed to be HONEST. This tidbit of information about Darl is particulary upsetting to me because I'm a member of the Mormon church too except I'm a huge linux fan and very anti-SCO. I even served a mission and went to BYU like he did, except I only went for a year before transferring into Cornell.

    My point is that not only is Darl is a discrace to the linux community but also to the church. LDS Church members who aren't "honest in all their dealings with their fellow man" are supposed to be forbidden from entering temples. Therefore, this guy should get excommunicated ASAP if he hasn't already because he's tainting the church's image!

  75. MyDoom by ahappli · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Darl makes the claim that MyDoom was done by some linux guys. If I've read the write ups on MyDoom, it seems to have been done by someone who wants zombie boxes to be able to send spam though. The attacks on SCO, RIAA, Microsoft, etc are side effect, the smoke and mirrors to redirect your attention away from the true intent of the virus/worm.

    He also made the claim that if you worked at a BioTech company used Linux to create a new formula for a drug, you have to GPL the drug. The heck?

  76. FTC by arrianus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's good that SEC is investigating them, although it is not clear whether they will find anything. This is really as much or more FTC's arena. Specifically, it would be beneficial if a large number of people filled out FTC's complaint form to maybe get some action about false advertising, slander, unfair competition, and so on. It is comparatively easy to show that SCO has directly lied on a large number of occasions. There is probably enough for SCO to convict it of false advertising on the Linux license front.

  77. Would make for an Interesting arrest by GQuon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Alternative 1
    [A public place.]

    SEC agent: Mr. McBride, you're under arrest for fraud. Please come with us.

    SWAT sniper: Subject 1 has a gun under left arm. Advice caution.

    SEC agent: Please hand over your firearms.

    Darl: This firearm? [Whips out gun, pointing it at SEC agent. Darl's body guard does the same.]

    [Cue: Hans Zimmer music.]

    They stand pointing each other's guns at each other, shouting.

    SEC agent, police officers and Darl shouting at each other: Put your guns down! No, you put yours down.

    ESR and RMS are hiding under a table, witnessing it all. They have to save the day etc.etc.

    Alternative 2
    SEC and FBI agents approach SCO headquarters.

    In A.D. 2004
    Search was beginning.
    Darl: What happen ?
    Security guard: Somebody set up us the search warrant.
    Secretary: We get signal.
    Darl: What !
    Secretary: Main screen turn on.
    Darl: It's You !!
    SEC: How are you gentlemen !!
    SEC: All your evidence are belong to us.
    SEC: You are on the way to prosecution.
    Darl: What you say !!
    SEC: You have no right to resist make your time.
    SEC: HA HA HA HA ....
    Captain: Take off every 'gun' !!
    Captain: You know what you doing.
    Captain: Move 'gun'.
    Captain: For great evasion of justice.

    Replay Waco situation with search [David Koresh] replace [Darl McBride].
    Only this time, after SCO set fire to their complex, they are rescued by Microsoft helicopters.

    Army general: The fire was a diversion! Cancel the fire rescue! Call the air force! Bring some artillery etc.

    Actually, this would make a kick-ass anime.

    --
    Irene KHAAAAAAN!
  78. dont use serverbeach by Indy1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    they are a major spam haus

    --
    Lawyers, MBA's, RIAA? A jedi fears not these things!
  79. No Darl. by Znork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "He compares his fight with Linux supporters to the time when his family caught thieves stealing cattle from their ranch in Utah."

    From Darls current actions I suspect that what actually happened was that Darls family figured out they couldnt live on the one poor mishandled cow they had, so they sued the neighbours, claiming the neighbours cattle were actually theirs (because their cow had one dark night given birth to several thousand fully grown cattle who had then snuck into the neighbours ranch), and then went on to threatening with suing anyone eating beef unless they paid Darls family.

    At least, then it would be a more comparable story.

  80. Why isn't EV1 suing? by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "Any report that we made a cash payment of seven figures is highly exaggerated, and it disappoints me that that quote is out there in the media," Marsh said. "The contract that we signed with SCO specifically prohibits any party from discussing the economics of the transaction. If you have an agreement that calls for certain aspects to be protected, then you would hope that that would be respected."

    This guy doesn't get it. You don't hope for anything; you sue them when they breach the contract. If you're smart, you get damages (and yes, EV1 is being damaged by SCO's breach) and maybe even your money back.

    I keep seeing this "I wish they wouldn't do that" quote from him. If you wish they wouldn't do it, you get a lawyer and sue.

  81. Faust or how Darl played with the devil by theolein · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The newsforge story about the SEC finally beginning to investigate both Microsoft and SCO is, if I see this correctly, going to be one of the biggest shakeouts in recent corporate history.

    I was one of the people who, last year while no one was taking Microsoft involvement seriously, posted that there was a good chance Microsoft was involved based purely on the case of what the motivation was behind the whole SCO lawsuit. Now that SCO's case has been shown to be a mostly hot air campaign of lies and public FUD, considering that SCO has yet to openly show a single case of obvious infringement in court, I think it might have well gone off along the following lines:

    SCO was losing both money and marketshare rapidly up until last year, having failed to persuade IBM to continue on project monterey after Caldera bought the rights from the original SCO, and thereby having no modern product and only an installed base of legacy customers whp were looking for other sources in any case. I think that while the original idea might have come from McBride himself to make a legal case for Linux chaos, I would think that probably, one of the first things he would have done is to approach Microsoft, or else he was approached by Microsoft very early as part of Microsoft's FUD campaign aginst Linux.

    The benefits for Microsoft are obvious, as it would bring in, at the very least, doubt into the minds of PHB's who were considering Linux adoption. The fact that the SEC might be investigating Microsoft for funding analysts (something which has been obvious to just about everyone here on /. for years) such as Gartner induces me to think it was probably Microsoft who first approached McBride.

    I would think that Microsoft offered SCO and McBride a very Faustian kind of deal: Carry the legal and above all PR campaign against Linux and especially IBM (who has given an enormous amount of credibility to Linux) and Microsoft would save SCO's and McBride's collective asses. The amount of money involved is small change for Microsoft.

    The fact that McBride is as stupid as the original Faust character, is easy to spot when one looks at other companies who have trusted or sold their souls to the Microsoft machine. Where are they today?

    The reason that I think it might turn into a huge wopper of a case is because, when the threads unravel and Microsoft's tactics are displayed in court, they will not only have been guilty of breaking the antitrust agreements, but also numerous felonies involving the charges mentioned at newsforge. On top of that I can see this one going all the way to the top at Microsoft because I can not see any such huge campaign not being known and sanctioned by Bill and Steve personally.

    And when I look at the current legal mood involving Worldcom's Ebbers and Martha Stewart and the punishment handed out, I don't think that there will be the same mercy applied as there was during the anti-trust trials.

  82. Paranoia by RLW · · Score: 2, Funny


    I for one deeply hope that Darl is not paranoid.

    It is terrible to think that he could suffer from this as well as being delusional and suffering from kleptomania .

  83. I expect EV1 to stand up for me by redelm · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I thought about this before cancelling my EV1 account. Yes, Bob Marsh may have made a justifiable cash-risk-based business decision. Pay 5 k$/yr or risk 50+ servers in a licence suit.

    But I don't care. I expect the people I support through my business to act ethically and support my interests when they don't conflict with theirs. SCO is playing lawsuit roulette, betting on 000. Despicable. And insupportable irrespective of financial calcs.

  84. Darl's Gun by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 5, Funny
    Darl McBride says he sometimes carries a gun...

    It's a shotgun.

    Both barrels, both feet, every time.

    --
    the growth in cynicism and rebellion has not been without cause
  85. Terminology by RichiP · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shouldn't it be high time that we formalized some new terminology? I propose that the term "SCOism" be coined to mean the deliberate misuse of facts and half-truths to propagate FUD. Here are my favorite SCO SCOisms:

    1) We own the rights to Unix and its derivatives and since IBM worked on both Unix and Linux, Linux is a derivative and royalty is owned us.

    2) Pamela Jones lives close to the IBM headquarters and ibiblio.org (the organization which hosts her site) have IBM computer. That means she's an IBM lackey.

    3) CA has settled a dispute by licensing a totally different product but which gives them the right to use Linux legally. Therefore, they have licensed Linux from us!

    4) The text of the S2 memo has been misinterpreted by Eric Raymond. Thought Microsoft and Baystar are mentioned there, it has nothing to do with the letter.

  86. Hey kids, let's have some browser fun! by coupland · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, you too can enjoy this one. If you're running Windows you can accomplish this just by shrinking the icons in your task bar to the right size, other people may need to SHRINK their browser window until only the first 11 letters of this article thread are visible. And then what do you get?

    SCO - EV1, L

    Yay, that was fun!

  87. RE: Armed Guards... by vudufixit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Didn't Michael Corleone say something like, "If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone."

  88. hmm by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 2, Funny

    "McBride said he sometimes carries a gun, declining to specify the type, and travels with armed guards. The gun is licensed, he said." Sucks to be him, I just copyrighted bullets.. so I can sue him when he shoots me full of them.

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  89. Re:SCO is back online by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


    inbred Mormon.

    -1, Redundant :)

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  90. More BS by El · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Security officials have told him that convicted felons are behind the death threats, McBride said. So, if he knows the identities of the people threatening him, why doesn't he a) get a restraining order against these people or b) have them arrested. Or could it be this unsubstantiated claim is yet another part of their FUD campaign? How could you know that they are convicted felons without knowing who they are?

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  91. Follow the money by El · · Score: 2, Interesting

    His firm, Boies Schiller & Flexner LP, and other law firms associated with the case have received $1 million in cash and 400,000 SCO shares. So, the lawyers don't have any vested interest in artificially inflating the value of SCO stock, do they? When are they allowed to sell these shares?

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  92. Caldera for Business? by zhevek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Back in the silly days of 1999, I went to Linuxworld in San Jose. Most of the booths were neat, cool, etc... except the Caldera booth. They scared me.

    Every once in a while, they would hand out free t-shirts (or something like that, I didn't get too close). However, they would hand out the free swag to the person in their crowd who yelled the loudest: "Caldera for BUSINESS!" Needless to say, every 15 minutes or so, every geek in the place would wince.

    Makes me laugh now to see them still making the geeks wince.

  93. Re:OT: Re:Mistaken Identity? by TeraCo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I bet it doesn't take into account road fatalities.. in fact, that alcohol number looks very low too. I bet it doesn't either. :P

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  94. Re:Darl's Disease? by fishbonez · · Score: 3, Funny
    The Darl Marching Cadence (all together now)

    This is my weapon (waving $100M from MS in third party checks)
    This is my gun (waving handgun)
    This is for suing (waving $100M from MS in third party checks)
    This is for my paranoid delusions of grandeur (waving handgun)

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  95. ranch thieves? by s4m7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    He compares his fight with Linux supporters to the time when his family caught thieves stealing cattle from their ranch in Utah.

    I can see it now, Darl and his 'Paw, rifles trained on a few guys in labcoats, shaking test tubes.

    'Paw:Whatcha doin' wit them thar cattle, boys?

    Darl:Kin ah shoot 'em, Paw?

    Geneticist:Sir, you don't understand, we're not actually stealing your cattle, we're simply miasppropriating your trade secrets by selecting favorable genetic traits, and replicating them in our own livestock. Perfectly innocent, you see.

    'Paw:G'hed 'n' shoot 'em, son.

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  96. Well of course Darl carries a gun... by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Funny

    How else do you expect the multiple foot-shootings per day to happen? You have to be packing to fill your foot with lead at the rate Darl and SCO are going.

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  97. Great Britain and their gun-control paradise by Ranten_N_Raven · · Score: 2, Offtopic
    Oh, yeah. Great Britain and their gun-control paradise...Riiiiight!
    Many of the countries with the strictest gun control have the highest rates of violent crime.
    Australia and England, which have virtually banned gun ownership, have the highest rates of
    robbery, sexual assault, and assault with force of the top 17 industrialized countries.
    (Footnoted by: "Dutch Ministry of Justice, Criminal Victimization in Seventeen Industrialized Countries, 2001")
    Gun Facts, version 3.2

    The chart on that page (49 of 78) shows the "Contact Crime Victimization Rates" for 1999, giving "% vitimized."

    Austrilia (sic): 4.1%
    England and Wales: 3.6%
    Scotland: 3.4%
    Canada: 3.4%
    Finland: 3.2%
    Poland: 2.8%
    Northern Ireland: 2.4%
    Denmark: 2.3%
    France: 2.2%
    Sweden: 2.2%
    Switzerland: 2.1%
    Netherlands: 2.0%
    USA: 1.9%
    Belgium: 1.8%
    Spain: 1.5%
    Portugal: 1.4%
    Japan: 0.4%

    FURTHER: On page 50 of 78, they graph the sharply rising violent crime & robebry rates, and the declining gun ownership rate. There is certainly a strong positive correlation, implying there might be causation.

    YET FURTHER: They point out
    In America, a gun crime is recorded as a gun crime. In Britain, a crime is only recorded when there
    is a final disposition (a conviction). All unsolved gun crimes in Britain are not reported as gun crimes, grossly undercounting the amount of gun crime there. To make matters worse, British law enforcement has been exposed for falsifying criminal reports to create falsely lower crime figures, in part to preserve tourism.
    with footnotes crediting Gallant , Hills, Kopel, "Fear in Britain", Independence Institute, July 18, 2000, and Daily Telegraph, 1996. (Same link as above.)

    There's more. Follow the link.

    Oh, and why were the first shots fired in the American Revolution? Because the Brits wanted to take away our guns! Battle of Lexington & Concord Abstract, That Memory May Their Deed Redeem, The Continental Congress; Lexington, Lexinton & Concord, etc.

    Oh, and the first battle of Texas's independence? TAKE a GUESS what that was about!
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  98. Those licences are the geek version of cooties. by Tatarize · · Score: 2, Funny

    SCO should give them out like candy to their enemies. Send Linus one free of charge, refuse to take it back.

    SCO hereby licenses you to use Linux...
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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  99. SCOX vs LNUX by spitzak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here is a weird one SCOX and LNUX

    Any explanation for this similarity?

  100. Re:Bullshit statistics by tommy_teardrop · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Talk about Bullshit statistics...

    I'm willing to bet that you have a similar murder rate (statistically)


    UK: 1.13e-4 % of the population murdered by gun.
    US: 3.79e-3 % of the population murdered by gun.

    i.e. You are 33.5 times more likely to be murdered by a gun in the US than you are in the UK (if you believe the quoted statistics).

    Finding actual murder rates is hard, numbers for the states varies between about 5.5 to 8, and the UK is quoted as about 1-2. Also, it seems they count murder rates in a different way, the UK counting murder convictions, and the US counting murder arrests. Still, using typical figures:

    6.8e-3 % of the population murdered
    1.5e-3 % of the population murdered

    You are 4.5 times more likely to be murdered in the US than the UK.

    As a side note, it does happen. The son of a friend was shot dead last year, so I'm well aware of the meaning behind these statistics. But - basically, you are more likely to be killed in the US, and *much* more likely to be shot.

    More important from my point of view is statistics on people accidentally killed by guns each year in the US and the UK...
    In the US, a conservative estimate is ~1500 people are killed by guns accidentally each year. I'm willing to bet thats at least 1495 more than the UK.
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  101. Re:Umm, hello??? by rewt66 · · Score: 4, Informative
    Yes, they do have a history of being racist, both in doctrine (blacks were the cursed sons of Ham, who received black skin as a mark of their curse) and in practice (within the Mormon church, blacks were denied the priesthood until 1979 or thereabouts).

    "The polygamy crap" that you see on the news now is grounds for excommunication from the Mormon church, but until about 1890 it was official church doctrine (you couldn't reach the highest level of heaven - which enabled you to become a god yourself - unless you were a polygamist). But the church changed it's position (current doctrine is that polygamy is only for the hereafter, but will get you excommunicated if you do it here and now). But there are a number of Mormon-ish splinter groups who believe that the Mormon church was correct before 1890 but went astray when they abandoned polygamy, and said splinter groups adhere (more or less) to the official pre-1890 Mormon doctrine.

    For the record: I live in Utah, I'm not Mormon, but I pay attention to their position.

  102. Re:OT: Re:Mistaken Identity? by bm_luethke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I tend to agree with legalising marijuana but quoting that stuff isn't helping your cause.

    First, few are going to believe it. Do you honestly believe that aspirin would kill more people than marijuana if the number using it was the same? You can't compare straight numbers if one has 500 times the amount of people using it. Those that go "hell yea" to it are believers anyway.

    Second, if any one digs into the quoted numbers, you will find that the study was in 1987-1988 and dealt with *medical* marijuana with the others collated from *non-medical* abuse.

    This is like picking the pot-heads that can't string a coherent sentance together and wear dyed twine clothes to promote it's usage - not gonna get sympathy.

    In short, pick statistics and people that will not get easily torn up.

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  103. Re:Darl's Disease? by glk572 · · Score: 2, Funny

    unipolar mania, aka bipolar II. he fits the bill pretty well.

    http://www.mdf.org.uk/bipolar/types.html

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  104. Re:Umm, hello??? by Lew+Payne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I beg to differ. You make it sound as if the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has opened up its archives to everyone. Nothing can be further from the truth. The Church has opened up only those sections of its archives which are not materially damaging to it. Other archives, such as the private letters between early Mormon leaders, are kept confidential. Only a handful of people have seen them, that viewing being mostly limited to Official Church Historians. Your statement also leads one to believe that the Church has produced documents which explain everything that goes on inside the temples. Again, this is false and misleading. The Church has revealed only an edited version of what goes on inside the temple... editing history in the process. These days, when discussing the origins of the ceremonies, it fails to reveal things such as Blood Atonement, the influence of the Masons, and selectively deletes portions of history which would otherwise be an embarrassment to the Church and negatively impact its recruitment efforts. You also state that the Mormons have never had a history of being racists. I suggest you do a bit of basic research, and read History of the Church. You will find that until 1978, blacks were not allowed to hold any office in the Church, and were specifically thought of as inferior... this coming directly from Church apostles... who "speak on behalf of God": "Now WE ARE GENEROUS WITH THE NEGRO. WE ARE WILLING that the Negro have the highest kind of education. I WOULD BE WILLING to LET every Negro DRIVE A CADILLAC IF THEY COULD AFFORD IT. I WOULD BE WILLING that they have all the advantages they can get out of life in the world. BUT LET THEM ENJOY THESE THINGS AMONG THEMSELVES." LDS "Apostle" Mark E. Petersen, "Race Problems - As They Affect The Church Your final point, regarding the "polygamy crap," is also without basis. The practice of polygamy, err... polyandry (multiple wives, who also have multiple husbands) was introduced by Joseph Smith in a Revelation from God. Tell me... who is the founder of "your" Church... since you say they are not the same Church? If it's Joseph Smith, then we are correct in stating that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS, Mormon) has its roots in polyandry/polygamy, and that the founder (prophet, seer and revelator) of this Church, who "restored" this only true Church, is the original prophet in which the current Church is based.

  105. Black list of SCO license buyers by ArcticCelt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It could be a good idea to make a public black list of SCO license buyers!

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  106. Careful... by Prof.+Pi · · Score: 2, Informative
    Fourth, we have been accumulating this knowlege ever since we found the Anarchist's Cookbook on the local BBS

    Isn't there a rumor that the book was really written by the gov't and filled with unstable recipes so that the anarchist wannabes would blow themselves up?

  107. Re:Paranoid schizophrenia? by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nah, I've been around schizophrenics, and while there are different levels of severity, I don't think even a mild schizophrenic would be as coherent as Darl, and I mean that without sarcasm. His FUD, while hard to believe sometimes, is too calculated to be the rants of a schizophrenic. He could have some other disorder like manic depression, and I do agree he is antisocial.

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