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First IA64 Windows Virus Released

NinjaPablo writes "W64.RugRat.3344 has been released as a proof of concept virus. It is the first virus which will only run on Windows on the IA64 platform, and uses APIs from 3 native DLLs to avoid crashing applications. It infects files that are in the same folder as the virus and in all subfolders. The author of the virus has also written other concept virii in the past."

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  1. A toast... by BJZQ8 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's to a long and fruitful future for Win64 viruses...

  2. somebody has to say it.. by hp46168 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one, welcome our new IA64 Win32 Script Kiddy overlords.

    1. Re:somebody has to say it.. by MountainMan101 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a 64 bit emulation on a 32 bit patch to a 16 bit extension of an 8 bit OS written for a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company that doesn't care 1 bit about quality software.

      (This joke is of course also a poor 64 bit extension of an existing crap joke - and therefore has Windoze certification)

  3. so... by pb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now we hunt him down and execute him, right?

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    1. Re:so... by MrRuslan · · Score: 2, Funny

      No. We make him write a virus for a 286 and see if that will fly.

    2. Re:so... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now we hunt him down and execute him, right?

      Or maybe would could execute the virus. Hmm, on the other hand that's not want we want to do :-/

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  4. Critique of the virus by prostoalex · · Score: 4, Funny

    1) The virus uses native DLLs - it should've used .NET managed code to avoid common memory leaks and other mistakes
    2) The virus does not run on 32-bit platform - so no chance of getting "Windows XP Compatible" logo.
    3) The virus does not take advantage of the latest Longhorn, Avalon and Indigo features.

    Overall, the work is impressive, but I am waiting for more robust and efficient viruses.

    1. Re:Critique of the virus by Guy+Harris · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's also

      4) The virus doesn't also support x86-64, so it's not as CPU-independent as 64-bit Windows is.
    2. Re:Critique of the virus by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny
      2) The virus does not run on 32-bit platform - so no chance of getting "Windows XP Compatible" logo.

      To bad about the logo, but it can work on 32bits...

      From the Article
      Note: A true 64 bit machine is not required for this virus, as it can be run on a 32 bit machine using 64 bit simulation software.
      So just get your 64 bit emulator running and you too can enjoy tomorrows viruses today!
    3. Re:Critique of the virus by W2k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In other words, us happy AMD owners are safe. Yay! Unfortunately, IA-64 is so unpopular among consumer users (the ones who are likely to be sloppy with their anti-virus protections and fall victim to this sort of thing) that future viruses for 64-bit Windows will likely be targeting the x86-64.

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  5. Re:Viruses, not virii! by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm surprised that this tiresome topic wasn't raised before the third post.

  6. I'mii soii gladii Iii runii Linuxii by King+of+the+Trolls · · Score: 4, Funny

    Iii neverii getii anyii virii. Itii mustii beii painfulii toii runii windowii.

  7. Does that mean by gsfprez · · Score: 4, Funny

    that 64 bit viruses are twice as powerful as 32-bit ones?

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    1. Re:Does that mean by moZer · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, they are 4294967296 times better.

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    2. Re:Does that mean by leerpm · · Score: 5, Funny

      They are 4,294,967,296 times more powerful.

      So by RIAA math logic, this means that the virus writers are really causing $429,496,729,600,000,000 worth of damage!

    3. Re:Does that mean by dan_sdot · · Score: 2, Informative
      that 64 bit viruses are twice as powerful as 32-bit ones?

      ???
      Twice as fast?
      (2^32)*2 = 2^64

      Not really.

    4. Re:Does that mean by whovian · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or 4,000,000,000 times more powerful, according to hard drive manufacturers.

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    5. Re:Does that mean by Dman33 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Did you flunk reading comp?

      And what moronic mods rated this Informative????

  8. Virii/Viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Argh.

    To try to stall everyone's almost certain flamewars regarding the correct plural form of virus, let me propose a new word.

    Virusesii.

    There, now everyone can use it, okay?

    1. Re:Virii/Viruses by Jugalator · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hmm... You come from the KiB camp, right? ;-)

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  9. It's the second, not the first. by WillAJ · · Score: 5, Funny

    IA64 Windows was the first. (Someone had to say it)

    1. Re:It's the second, not the first. by DrLZRDMN · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, viruses (or virri, se argument above) are small nad effiecent

  10. Doesn't this blow... by Flashpot · · Score: 5, Funny

    a hole in the "people write virii for it because it's the biggest target" argument for the proliferation of Windows virii?

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    1. Re:Doesn't this blow... by gandalphthegreen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's why it's called a proof of concept. It simply proves that something can be done and is not concerned with doing lots of damage.

  11. ah, me by abscondment · · Score: 5, Funny
    A true 64 bit machine is not required for this virus, as it can be run on a 32 bit machine using 64 bit simulation software.

    Yes! You're no longer limited to slowing your computer by simulating an architecture you don't have--you can run their viruses, too!

  12. What are the legal implications? by ZosX · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So what are the legal implications of writing viruses?

    Could the DMCA be evoked in such a case?

    Or is it only illegal when they are executed and allowed to spread to the wild?

    Just some questions.

    Feel free to respond, thanks.

    1. Re:What are the legal implications? by stephenisu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In order for this to be a breach of the DCMA, he would have had to break a digital security measure.

      Seeing as this is Windows, it was less of a security measure and more of an invitation.

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    2. Re:What are the legal implications? by prat393 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Umm... the DMCA doesn't really have anything to do with this; no copy-protection procedures have been circumvented, so no copyright violations have occurred here. In point of fact, the virus author hasn't broken any laws by writing and releasing this virus, assuming he hasn't been using it to damage any systems out there (besides his own).

      Of course, if he actually were to try and damage someone's box with this virus he might have a hard time of it, since all it does is spread itself throughout the system... you get a minor to major slowdown and increase in file sizes, which can cause other things to break, but it's not very likely.

  13. Wow, on the ball. Maybe MS should hire these guys. by CarrionBird · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then that 64 bit OS might actually get out the door sometime this decade.

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  14. New Virus?!?! by twofidyKidd · · Score: 2, Funny

    We should have him executed, and collect the $1million+ he's worth.

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  15. In other news.... by mikael · · Score: 2, Funny

    Virus researchers have just announced that they developed a proof-of-concept virus that can spread on an 256-bit operating system that has as yet to be designed.

    According to spokesperson who didn't wish to be identified, he claimed that this had been the most infectious virus that he had seen in the twenty years of his career and had also proved to be worst to remove. He also recommended that all users should immediately buy the latest version of Anti-Virus-Sponge-Sentinel which would mop up all traces of the virus before it reached the system.

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    1. Re:In other news.... by rlafflick · · Score: 2, Funny

      does it cost $699.00 ?

  16. Virii by NinjaPablo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I apologize for my horrid use of the word 'virii', and accept the standard and proper word, 'viruses'.

    Must not have had enough coffee when I submitted that...

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  17. wow--oldskool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This looks pretty oldschool... no stupid RPC nonsense or VBScript, it's a virus that infects other programs, and is spread by copying infected executables around. Just like the old days with MS-DOS viruses passed around on BBS's.

    Incidentally, you could probably limit your vulnerability if the program was installed by an Administrator but only run by users without write permission, or if you removed write permission from programs that you run in your own folders.

    The really cool thing is that it's written in IA64 assembly code. That sounds like quite an impressive feat. From what I hear that is far worse even than the PPC64 assembly code I usually write.

  18. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Linguistic evolution is an ongoing process which can 't be controlled by an "official" standard for a word. Virii is the next step in this evolution, like it or not. You should find a job with the Quebec language police...who enforce a variant of French that has many "incorrect" features in comparison to "real" French. Neither variants is less legitimate than the other, or Cajun French for that matter. I suppose Chaucer's English should still exist. It doesn't. Get over it.

  19. This isn't a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Read the details, there's nothing special to see here. This isn't a worm, it doesn't gain root/admin access and it doesn't exploit any vunerabilities of the platform. It requires "direct execution" (i.e. the user has to run it manually). It's just a good old fashioned virus that inserts code into an exe. The proof of concept is that Windows leaves exes writable by default. You can prevent it by not making your application folders writable from userland, which is what any good admin should be doing anyway.

    "The file infection routine is standard. The last section of the executable is marked as executable, the virus body is inserted into the
    last section and a random number of bytes are appended to the end of the virus body."

  20. What's the point? by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny

    Showing that you can write viruses for 64-bit system?

    Oh my god, I would never have thought that was possible! How can it be!? Mind boggling indeed! But it's great virus writers develop concept viruses to show us these amazing tasks that was previously thought impossible can actually be done!!

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  21. Re:W32/Shrug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't say something like that. You're going to start an endless thread of "Back in my days we used [ancient technology] and liked it" ... "Yes, but when I was young, we used [even more ancient technology]!"

  22. Where is the Open Source Virus? by BigFire · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm still waiting for the fabled Open Source Cross Platform Virus that can be deliever to all mail system. Sure it require the recipient to uncompress and compile the virus, but it can hit ALL platforms.

    1. Re:Where is the Open Source Virus? by lpangelrob2 · · Score: 4, Funny
      And people say Macs are hard to get viruses onto...
      bash-2.03$ tar -xf oscpv.tar
      ./configure
      Remove home directory? (Y/N) Y
      Enable spam zombie module? (Y/N) Y
      Install keylogger? (Y/N) Y
      Profit? (Y/N) N
      bash-2.03$ make install
      bash-2.03$ make
      Must release this and take over the world!!! Latest version of make required.
  23. Re:W32/Shrug by lcsjk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know what ING means. What does shrug mean?

  24. *barf* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "l33+5p34k" is not acceptable and should not carry over into the official language just because a bunch of basement dwelling morons think so.

  25. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're right, there's no such word as "virii." There are also no such words as "boxen," "*nix," "sysadmin," "interweb," and "teevee." "Awesome" means "awe-inspiring," "cool" refers to a temperature, "radical" is what we call a nutjob, and, to my knowledge, no one has ever gotten "jiggy" with anything. Purists would even say that using "google" as a verb is wrong. These are the same people who had a problem with "surfing" the "web."

    It's called slang, and it's evolving and changing all the time. Were these people to use "virii" in an official capacity, such as in a company-wide memo, or an academic paper, there would be a problem. But this is Slashdot, for crying out loud. Get over yourself and have a little fun.

  26. Re:W32/Shrug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, it is a Latin phrase which means "You are a fucking moron".

  27. Re:W32/Shrug by Rupert · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah, it's a historical critique of the military strategy of Richard the Third.

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  28. Let me guess.... by teslatug · · Score: 4, Funny

    The release is followed by a proof of concept jail sentence ;)

  29. Those 5 people must be pissed!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course I'm referring to total amount of Itanium users out there.

  30. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by yecrom2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure. Next you'll tell me that the plural of box isn't boxen. It has to be. English is a totally consistent language and the plural of VAX is VAXen.

    It is well known that the pluralizing of nouns in english is well defined:

    ouse -> ice.
    eg. house -> hice.
    ata -> atabase.
    eg. data -> database.
    ink -> egnancy.
    eg. drink -> pregnancy.
    That one is a little tricky because it requires a change in the base word.

    outer -> 0,000
    cisco router -> $450,000
    See previous example.

    Just a thought.

  31. Re:Boxen by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Funny

    Boxen is annoying too. It's fucking boxii.

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  32. This may be knit picking... by AmishSlayer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    W64.Rugrat is a fairly simple proof-of-concept virus. However, it is the first known virus to attack 64-bit Windows executables on IA64 systems intentionally, and it does so successfully. The virus uses a handful of Win64 API-s from 3 different libraries, NTDLL.DLL, SFC_OS.DLL and KERNEL32 respectively.

    From NTDLL.DLL the viruses uses the following 3 functions LdrGetDllHandle(), RtlAddVectoredExceptionHandler() and RtlRemoveVectoredExceptionHandler(). The virus supports vectored exception handling to avoid crashing during infections.


    Yes, the virus uses three DLLs. It also uses a routine to avoid crashing itself while infecting the machine... it does not look like the virus cares about crashing other applications.

    The thing to pay attention to here is that this is a fault tolerant virus. I have seen more and more effort lately (Sasser for example avoids shutdowns to help it propagate) from authors trying to make their creation survive.

    1. Re:This may be knit picking... by advance512 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, and by the way...

      [i]Nitpick[/i], the removal of lice eggs, came to mean detailed and precise criticism.

      Not knit pick :)

  33. Re:W32/Shrug by rokzy · · Score: 3, Funny

    indeed. Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain.

    presumably trying to fight for Windows' security is also in vain.

  34. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Funny

    "radical" is what we call a nutjob

    A nutjob might be radical to you and those who use the fake word 'virii'.

    To those who use the word 'viruses', getting a nutjob is commonplace. Women really like a man who can speak English properly.

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  35. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Vampo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Evolution indeed. As Darwin would say, once there was a virus, then it started reproducing, evolving, mutating, whatever you want to call it. The result? A number of viruses here, a number of virii there...

  36. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Mournblade · · Score: 3, Funny

    We need a "-1, Pedantic" moderation category.

  37. IA64 = Itanium or AMD's x86-64? by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And why is it a shock that a virus can be written for either?

    When palladium comes out and someone writes a virus that can escape it's sandbox, infect executables (which I'd imagine would involve resigning them) and spread, I'll be impressed.

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  38. Re:Viruses, not virii! by Celandine · · Score: 2, Funny

    The plural of penis ought to be penes, if you were sticking to Latin plurals. Fortunately we aren't, and it isn't.

  39. Roy g biv is the author of the virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    roy g biv is the author of the worm, and is a member of the 29A VX group. The group has been responsible for Donut (first .NET virus), Winux (the first virus to infect both Linux ELF binaries and Windows executables), as well as a few others of notoriety.

    29A is probably the most elite malware group out there.

  40. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Hythlodaeus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course, languages never evolve over time.

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  41. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 3, Informative
    Well, we can prove this a simple way... here

    virus ( P ) Pronunciation Key (vrs) n. pl. viruses 1. 1. Any of various simple submicroscopic parasites of plants, animals, and bacteria that often cause disease and that consist essentially of a core of RNA or DNA surrounded by a protein coat. Unable to replicate without a host cell, viruses are typically not considered living organisms. 2. A disease caused by a virus. 2. Something that poisons one's soul or mind: the pernicious virus of racism. 3. Computer Science. A computer virus.
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  42. so when will win64 be released? by RelliK · · Score: 4, Funny

    aha! So that's what delayed the release of windows for amd64: it was not compatible with old viruses. Now that this obstacle has been overcome, how long until the release?

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  43. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by uss_valiant · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'm on a crusade. I intend to post a comment like this one whenever I see anybody use "virii." [...] The plural of "virus" isn't "virii." There is no such word. The plural of "virus" is "viruses."

    And whenever I see a /. discussion about the plural of virus I wish it was below my threshold.

    What about spending your time convincing people of more important issues like [insert anything else here]?
  44. someone must have mistyped by musikit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Train employees not to open attachments unless they are expecting them. Also, do not execute software that is downloaded from the Internet unless it has been scanned for viruses. Simply visiting a compromised Web site can cause infection if certain browser vulnerabilities are not patched."

    someone must have mistyped that from this...

    "Train employees not to open attachments unless they are expecting them. Also, do not execute software that is downloaded from the Internet unless it has been scanned for viruses. Simply visiting a compromised Web site can cause infection if a certain browser's vulnerabilities are not patched.

  45. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Karamchand · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just like hacker doesn't (only) mean hacker anymore but (also) means cracker. So stop the moaning about it, that's how language works, as the parent explained.

  46. Re:Boxen by Fizzlewhiff · · Score: 3, Funny

    Boxii is the gimp kid from BSG with the robot dog.

    I am the walrus, we are the walrii

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  47. *goes for the funny** by CdBee · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would like to protest that although this is technically a 64-bit virus, it does not run on the more common and widely accepted Powermac G5, instead choosing to support only a badly cludged extended win32 API.
    Does anyone know of a 64-bit version of Bochs or VirtualPC which ould let me run this new and interesting piece of code in emulation?

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  48. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Durandal64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Socially inept nerds making up (what they think to be) cool-sounding plural forms does not count as a valid step in the evolution of the English language. The plural for "virus" existed long before computers did, and there is absolutely no reason to change it when it refers to a computer virus. You can use the word "virii" if you want, but don't be surprised when people think that you're a fucking retard for doing so.

  49. Flame Central by gillbates · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Okay, just to collect all of the Microsoft trolls in one thread:

    How can Windows ever be secure when exploits are released before the OS is available?!

    It seems to me that Microsoft can't design a secure OS. After talking about security for more than 2 years, their latest incarnation is even less secure on its release date than Windows 95!

    Microsoft: the Day Zero Exploit(tm) company

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  50. Re:Boxen by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 3, Funny

    A beowulf cluster of boxii is boxiiii. Maybe boxiv for short.

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  51. Proof of concept viruses not terrible by crawdaddy · · Score: 5, Informative

    To all those saying that a proof-of-concept virus is still a virus and that this guy is doing a disservice to the world by writing one, I'd like to give an alternate way of viewing it. Writing proof of concepts that aren't spread in the wild (like the other viruses mentioned in the second link) help anti-virus groups in advancing knowledge on current/new techniques that may not have been known about or considered in the past.

    IANAVWOAVG, though (I Am Not A Virus Writer Or Anti-Virus Guy)

  52. Re:Boxen by Didion+Sprague · · Score: 5, Funny

    Um, no.

    It's 'Boxi' -- second delclension plural as follows:

    N: boxi
    G: boxorum
    D: boxis
    Ac: boxum
    Ab: boxis

    Eunuch boxum Unix laudat.
    ("The eunuch praises Unix boxes.")

    Something like that.

  53. Re:W32/Shrug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    This presumably refers to the colours of the rainbow...

    No, I'm pretty sure it's some other acronym... I just haven't figured it out yet.

    /presumably?

  54. Re:Grr by rtaylor · · Score: 2, Funny

    In order to continue using virii, I shall now spell virus as virius.

    Damn windows virius.

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  55. How is this a virus? by dioscaido · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People seem to be missing a major point here. This file doesn't do anything fancy, it just reads files and 'infects them'. There are no indications that this 'virus' is bypassing any kind of system security.

    From the article:
    "The SfcIsFileProtected() function of SFC_OS.DLL is used to avoid infecting executables that are protected by SFC (the System File Checker)."

    Any sensible XP64 installation would not allow system files to be write accessible to anyone but the Administrator.

    It's as if I wrote a c program that used fopen() and write() to destroy files, then declared I wrote a virus for linux. Whoo hoo.

  56. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Milton+Waddams · · Score: 2, Informative

    if you knew absolutely anything about language, you'd know that there is no wrong or right, just understandable or not understandable.

    just because a word is not in a dictionary, it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. if your view of language was right then language wouldn't have existed before dictionaries were invented and new words would never be formed.

    i'm on a little crusade of my own to stomp out pedantic assholes like you who feel the need to dictate to everyone else how they should use language.

    this comment isn't informative, it's moronic.

  57. Re:W32/Shrug by fair_n_hite_451 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah, it's obviously a nod to Paranoia, the old RPG game...

    "Of course the computer is my friend, why do you ask?"

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  58. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Geoff-with-a-G · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Moderators: with your help, we can wipe out "virii" in our lifetime!

    Nope, you can't wipe out the word "virii". It just keeps spreading. As soon as one guy uses it around his two friends, it spreads to them. Then they each use the word around two other friends, who catch it. At this point it stops for a while, since those seven geeks don't have any other friends. But then one of them posts it online, and it spreads to hundreds of others.

    Despite your efforts to stop it, the word "virii" will continue to spread to more and more people, like some sort of computer "worm".


  59. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually language is simply what people use to communicate verbally and writen and is defined by said usage.
    What determines what is a word is NOT some definition of correctness. Useage is what defines the language. So if enough people were to use virii as the plural of virus it would be so.
    This is pretty much a summation of the statement a language expert and senior editor of a well known, dictionary (who's name escapes me), said during an NPR interview a few months ago.
    I'm shure if you looked around you could find pleny of examples of words that started out as manipulations by a subset of the population that gained popularity and are now considered regular english.
    'Hacker', for example, is one such word twice over at least. It started as a reference to people who used hand axes to make furniture.
    now look where that word is used.

    Mycroft

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  60. Re:Boxen by nytmare · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not really true -- "boxen" is more obviously a joke / play on words, whereas writing "virii" just makes you look ignorant. "Virii" is written like "radii" but while "radius" is a real word, "virius" is not.

  61. Re:Wow, on the ball. Maybe MS should hire these gu by prat393 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, 64-bit Windows XP is already out there and available for purchase, but only for the IA64 architecture (itanium) - support for AMD's 64 bit chips is still in beta (although relatively stable, from what I hear).

  62. You -ing well don't know what -ing means. by crovira · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unless you read The Truth"

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  63. Pendantic by Patrick · · Score: 3, Funny
    You were using common slang in an informal forum, pendants seeking to impose their notion of linguistic orthodoxy notwithstanding.

    A pendant is jewelry. You meant pedant, which is what I am being by responding. Like virii, your use of pendant is wrong. Not slang, just wrong.

    If I referred to your sentence as "high-falutin'," that is slang. If I referred to it as "retartid," that is simply an incorrect spelling.

    The English language isn't evolving new Latin-esque plurals. It's not slang. It's just ignorant pretension, which is the worst kind of pretension.

    ... as the actual poster admitted. Sheesh. Don't defend usage that the poster admitted was "horrid."

  64. Re:Who's the retard? by Finuvir · · Score: 2, Insightful
    As long as meaning is conveyed between the people doing the communicating, which word you use is irrelevant.

    no dowt you can figur aut what this sentance is ment to meen two but that doesnt meen its not ridled with tyops. It's irritating to have to translate someone's text into English before I can read it (more accurately as I read it). If you want to communicate you should make every reasonable effort to achieve correctness of language. If you want to argue the descriptive-vs-prescriptive nature of dictionaries then feel free to substitute the word 'consistency' for 'correctness'. That is consistency with others, not self-consistency. 'Virii' has nowhere near enough support to be considered a meaningful word.

    I mainly use the word because it pisses off people who are anal about the word "virii".

    Using a word to annoy people is not a pleasant behaviour whether or not you agree with them on this one issue.

    I simply like the word better as it's more descriptive, IMO.

    More descriptive? At best 'virii' carries the same meaning as 'viruses'. At worst it carries no meaning. 'Viruses' follows standard English rules of pluralisation - again, if you object to prescriptive language feel free to substitute the word 'conventions' for 'rules' - so that anyone who knows the word 'virus' can discern its meaning. 'Virii' follows no standard rule, not even the imaginary Latin rule that spawned it.

    If I were to pronounce it, "vye-rye" sounds better to me.

    Of course it does, because that version ('viri', not 'virii') at least sounds like it could be a real word like in the common Latin '-us' becomes '-i' rule (note that this isn't a general rule for Latin words; see elsewhere for where this perception comes from).

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  65. Re:A matter of perspective... by ClosedSource · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was merely trying to make the point that there is no secure OS's if you consider a single exploit sufficient to disqualify it as you were.

    I'm not going to attempt to refute all of your arguments (and perhaps I can't anyway), but I think your analysis lacks a bit of perspective as well.

    For example, IBM's mainframes for most of their existence were not connected to anything outside of IBM so if there were buffer overruns etc, they could not be exploited. Even today, it's likely that most mainframes are not directly connected to the Internet but are on a private net within an organization. In addition, knowledge of the architecture of a mainframe is more obscure and thus it takes more effort to exploit any holes. Finally, the administration of mainframes is performed more carefully then the average Windows box (or Linux box, for that matter).

    The bottom line is that you can't just talk about relative numbers of exploits, you have to take the entire environment and history into account to determine relative security or quality.

    Surely if MS had been willing to throw away backward compatibilty and make Windows as hard to administer and use as Unix they could have created an OS that was at least as secure as Unix (It's not rocket science after all.) The reason they didn't was that that's not what their customers wanted and they would have lost a lot of their business if they had.

    Now their customers are becoming more interested in security over ease of use and they have been making changes in that direction.