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Night Vision Goggles vs Pirates

Cormorant writes "It was reported in The Guardian that Warner Brothers has sent night vision goggles to cinemas across Britain for ushers to don and scan for camcorder pirates during the entire length of the movie [the new Harry Potter], along with watermarks and codes displayed on screen during the film. Mr Graham said "Video piracy is rife everywhere, and with the UK screening the film four days before the rest of the world, Warner was concerned the movie would end up on the internet. Warner sees the investment as negligible compared with the threat to the whole industry."

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  1. Splinter Cell 3 : Black Ops Box Office by Bandit0013 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Returning as Sam Fisher, you infiltrate the theaters of the UK...

    1. Re:Splinter Cell 3 : Black Ops Box Office by Singletoned · · Score: 4, Funny

      Having sat next to kids rustling crisp packets and sweet papers in the cinema, I'd be quite happy to club a few of them unconcious with the butt of a gun.

      (and what's with speaking in a normal voice to the person next to you during a film. Do they not teach whispering in schools these days?)

    2. Re:Splinter Cell 3 : Black Ops Box Office by RollingThunder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The solution is to politely but firmly ask that they stop, and tell them that you will have no problem going to get an usher if they continue.

      Don't be rude, don't be a psycho. Just be firm.

      If enough of us do it, politeness and manners can once again be the norm at the theater.

    3. Re:Splinter Cell 3 : Black Ops Box Office by JPriest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My friends and I used to behave like that back when we were in HS. If some dweeb "firmly" asked us to stop trying to sound tough we would probably be throwing stuff at him till the end of the film. Being firm with someone you never met is hardly polite and a good way to end up slugging it out in the parking lot.

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    4. Re:Splinter Cell 3 : Black Ops Box Office by Kenja · · Score: 4, Informative
      "kids rustling crisp packets and sweet papers"

      For us Yanks, that's potato chip bags and candy wrappers.

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    5. Re:Splinter Cell 3 : Black Ops Box Office by Azghoul · · Score: 5, Funny

      The trouble is, they're pirates. They'll just say "Yarrrrr, avast ye whiny land lubber!"

    6. Re:Splinter Cell 3 : Black Ops Box Office by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 2

      I remember that. Heres how I remember it... You are walking with daughter. Cell phone user, not paying attention, walks into and knocks over your daughter. You, in an example of cool and collected conscience, assault the guy and break his phone. The way it was presented sounded like it was a victory of you over the cell phone user. Entirely different than some chump at a movie theatre trying to pick a fight with you because chump is loud during a movie and you tell him to shove it. Accidents happen. Deal with it without swinging your fists like a gorilla.

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    7. Re:Splinter Cell 3 : Black Ops Box Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny


      "kids rustling crisp packets and sweet papers"
      For us Yanks, that's potato chip bags and candy wrappers.

      Well, for us Canadians, it's poutine and condoms.

    8. Re:Splinter Cell 3 : Black Ops Box Office by JudgeFurious · · Score: 2, Funny

      No they won't. They'll say "Arrrggh! The Price of this DVD be high says I"

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    9. Re:Splinter Cell 3 : Black Ops Box Office by JudgeFurious · · Score: 5, Interesting

      One many years ago when I was a young man I was forced to sit through the movie "Purple Rain" three times in three days. I never once paid for a ticket and I didn't particularly want to see the film. I just happened to be with three different groups of people who were dead set on seeing it and having nothing better to do I went with them. They were paying for it after all.

      The first time it was not entirely horrible. It wasn't good of course but I could deal with it. The second time it was starting to get horrible but again I held it together and managed to make it through the movie. The third night I would have passed on it if the girl I was desperate to get into bed hadn't wanted to go see it but that's where I made my mistake.

      We sat in a theater next to a couple who brought with them a thoroughly miserable baby who (on reflection I really can't blame the little bugger) wanted to be anywhere but sitting in a dark theater watching Prince. That baby cried through most of the picture. People sitting around them asked them politely if they would take the baby into the lobby. People glared at them while the baby screamed like someone was pulling it's toes off. People moved to other available seats. They didn't budge.

      I was hanging on by a very, very thin thread at this point and stood up, turned around and told them that if they didn't find a way to shut that baby up I was going to pick it up by it's feet and beat them to death with it.

      They got up and left as people around us clapped. Now, at close to 40 years of age I realize how lucky I was not to have gone to jail. On the other hand these people were terribly rude to make everyone else sit through a movie listening to their child.

      You're right though. In recent years I've just asked people to be quiet and gone and brought an usher down when necessary. It's the better choice.

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    10. Re:Splinter Cell 3 : Black Ops Box Office by Merk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's a fun solution to that problem:

      http://www.glarkware.com/securestore/c181844p16288 268.2.html

    11. Re:Splinter Cell 3 : Black Ops Box Office by Rev.+Rudolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      That cracks me up that that was modded "Informative" :-)

    12. Re:Splinter Cell 3 : Black Ops Box Office by dustinbarbour · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude.. You left out the most important part of the story! Did your lady-friend find that aggression sexy and did you get into bed with her?!

    13. Re:Splinter Cell 3 : Black Ops Box Office by ozric99 · · Score: 4, Funny

      He's posting on slashdot... you work it out ;)

  2. There is probably already a bittorrent by eltoyoboyo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Theater pirates may get lots of press, but most of the stolen copies freely available are taken right from the studios themselves.

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    1. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by betelgeuse-4 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you go to my local [12 screen] cinema (I live in the UK) during the early afternoon on a weekday, you'll only see 3 or 4 staff working, serving food and selling tickets. None of them actually do ticket or piracy checks whilst a movie is being shown. Night-vision goggles aren't going to help much.

    2. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by ichimunki · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not only that, in this case their stated concerns arise because it opens in Britain four days earlier than the States? Why not just release it simultaneously worldwide?

      And have you ever been in a crowded movie theater? Who the heck wants to watch a camcorder copy of that presentation anyway? The last thing I need is to save $5 (I normally go to matinees) by "pirating" a copy of a movie, just to get all the coughing, jostling, kids talking, babies screaming, etc etc anyway.

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    3. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by mumblestheclown · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Screener copy != Studio itself.

      learn the difference.

      In the age of dvd burners, the studios should just have a machine that hand-burns each of the screener copies with the name of the recipient in about four thousand random places in the movie -- some very subtly and some very obviously.

    4. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by Total_Wimp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      None of them actually do ticket or piracy checks whilst a movie is being shown. Night-vision goggles aren't going to help much.

      Especially if they're copying the movie themselves during late-night private screenings.

      I don't know about the UK, but in the US movie ushers are teen-age kids. They're far more enamoured with getting steet-cred for getting a clean copy of a popular film then they would be with making their boss look good by catching pirates.

      If the studios want security guards, they'd be better served by hiring security guards.

      TW

    5. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by AviLazar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What like my "friend" who has a copy of LOTR: 3, about five months prior to its release...oh and the copy is the full DVD theatrical version... that wasn't gotten from some person with a camera (which I think those versions of movies are so terrible that I wouldn't bother watching them...crappy quality.)

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    6. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by The-Dalai-LLama · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Theater pirates may get lots of press...

      Bingo. It's in the best interest of the *IAA's to thoroughly convince everyone that any IP theft is taking place outside the studios, paving the way for things like DRM & DMCA. These measures are necessary because the theft is obviously taking place out in the public, beyond the studios' control.

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    7. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by fractaloon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Anybody that wants to take the time to download and watch a poor quality pirated copy shot in a theatre is a huge fan. That person is also going to go watch the movie themselves, probably more than once.

      Warner Brothers is delusional if it actually believes that it's losing money because of theatre copies.

    8. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Screener copy != Studio itself. Learn the difference.

      Learn to read. The parent says nothing about screener copies. Since they started embedding screener IDs, "screener copies" are a non-issue (and really, never have been much of an issue).

      There are, however, many many many points in the chain within a huge studio where the picture can be quietly spirited away in perfectly clean DVD form.

      Think Inside Job, my friend. And againe, taking a page from your diplomatic book, LEARN TO READ!

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    9. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      f you go to my local [12 screen] cinema (I live in the UK) during the early afternoon on a weekday, you'll only see 3 or 4 staff working, serving food and selling tickets. None of them actually do ticket or piracy checks whilst a movie is being shown. Night-vision goggles aren't going to help much.

      You know, if someone is willing to spend hours of their time and their disk space to store it, put up with variable to bad quality of the movie, and watch it on their small computer screen, I don't think that just shy of paying them, I wouldn't expect to see that person in the movie theater.

    10. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by mumblestheclown · · Score: 4, Informative
      really? dvd screeners never an issue?

      i encourage you to go to south korea, moscow, thailand, kuala lumpur, jakarta, rome, or any other place in the world (basically, anywhere outside of the USA) where it's trivial to get pirated dvds and see what percentage of them say 'screener copy' at the bottom at some point in the film.

    11. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by skiflyer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hence the watermarking and the like. Sure you might not stop this one, but with enough precautions you're now able to reasonably exclude certain cinema's from your release list, or perhaps set up a system of fines.

    12. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by Simonetta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Warner sees the investment as negligible compared with the threat to the whole industry.

      The biggest threats to the whole industry is (1) their inability to control costs on marginal product and (2) over-saturation of the market with expensive product.

      The second point is rejected by the industry because the weekly blockbuster releases have all been are consumed and mostly paid off with two or three weeks of their release. Although the core audience is not growing, they are fanatically dedicated to going to the newest and biggest release every week. For five years there has been no break in audiences absorbing the box office ticket price increases necessary to blockbuster films. The film industry is in a positive feedback loop,which is not a good thing. If there were any film executives with engineering training , they would see that this will burn out your resources too quickly. In this case the resource is the attention span of the audience for cookie-cutter blockbusters.

      Movie execs are known for their 'MORE, MORE, MORE!' mentality, so the concept that they may be creating and releasing too much product too quickly would be difficult for them to grasp. The movie business operates on a pay-per-view basis and having too much product available in the theatres and video stores can only work to drive down the price that the audience is willing to pay for the product. You see this a little with the number of special offers that the video rental outlets are using to get six-month-old product off the shelves, stuff like $1 US 24-hr rentals of new releases on weekdays or much shorter periods between theatrical and DVD/video release. Often a DVD is now released even as a film is still playing in second-run theatres. Distributors want to cash in before the film is forgotten.

      I think that the emphasis on preventing 'piracy' (in this case pay-per-view without the distibutor or studio getting the pay) is somewhat missplaced because it implies that the first viewing of any product is most important 'money point' and that is getting to be less true every year. Film is now becoming like television; a product that is often a background medium that sets the mood rather than commands complete attention. Why go through the hassle of illegally copying this weeks blockbuster when next week there will be another one just the same? And next month it will be in DVD and available at the supermarket for a dollar rental?

    13. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by 0123456 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I'd love to be on anti-pirate duty if it meant being able to walk around in night vision goggles."

      Me too. But I'd just spend the time oggling the hot chicks while they couldn't see me, screw looking for pirates...

    14. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you've seen one of these camcorder pirate videos, complete with sound like it was recorded in the toilet of a bus station, you'll never bother again. I can't imagine how it would cut into the cinema showings or sale of legit DVDs. It won't satisfy anyone who's halfway intersted in the movie. It's when the high quality ones come out, duped from screeners, that you have a product worth watching.

    15. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by Maestro4k · · Score: 2, Insightful
      • Anybody that wants to take the time to download and watch a poor quality pirated copy shot in a theatre is a huge fan. That person is also going to go watch the movie themselves, probably more than once. Warner Brothers is delusional if it actually believes that it's losing money because of theatre copies.
      Especially for a movie that's a big cult hit like the Harry Potter ones. On the last one I went and watched it in the theater, downloaded a screener and watched it again, then was quite literally the first in line at my local Wal-mart to buy it on DVD. (It was scratched though, had to take it back, bah.)

      The only reason I didn't go watch it in the theater more than once was because I was quite broke. Even so, I paid full price (couldn't get to a matinee) to watch it once because it was worth eating ramen for a few meals to do so. I also bought the DVD on the day it was released, a luxury I still couldn't really afford, but I did.

      WB certainly didn't lose any money off of me grabbing a screener on the net of that movie.

    16. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by Kallahar · · Score: 4, Funny

      I prefer the hands on touch you only get with hired goons.

    17. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by gfxguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why should they listen to reason when they can waste all that money on prevention?

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    18. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by cardshark2001 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The biggest threats to the whole industry is (1) their inability to control costs on marginal product and (2) over-saturation of the market with expensive product.

      And pepsi commercials. I stopped going completely when they started that crap. I PAID to see the movie, not f(*)ing commercials. I don't like previews either, but I'm willing to tolerate them.

      Luckily, here where I live there's a place called the Alamo Drafthouse, that serves food and beer during the movie, and never shows commercials before the movie. In fact, they show entertaining clips from old movies that are somehow related, or previews to old movies that are related. If they ever start showing commercials (they won't) I will stop going to the movies altogether.

      Most people I talk to aren't as incensed as I am about it, but I think it could have something to do with the fact that people are going to the movies less. I mean, whether they admit it or not, the hassle of getting there early to get good seats and then sitting through 20 minutes of commercials has to be a deterrent.

      Or is that just wishful thinking on my part?

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    19. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The profits they make off these movies are in the millions, usually more than covering the cost of making the film. It is just pure profit rolling in and it is not because of additional work done. It is not like you are stealing money from hard working folks, they got their money from the film as salary. Only a few get the benefit from extra profits from movie sales, the producers, director, writers and some actors that get a percentage. The first Star Wars films gave most of the actors a set rate for the first 3 films. Hans Solo I believe didn't go for that deal and got lots more for subsiquent films.

      The theaters loose some though but probably not enough to warrant the cost of night vision goggles.

      So this move is in protection of the huge potential profits of the Movie producers and company. They are surely a group who's profits I want to go out of my way to protect. Now if they did like Marshall's and as time went on, lowered the price to see a movie (that had already covered its costs and a resonable profit), maybe. But they keep raising the prices and keep making millions and millions (on the winners).

      But then those winners probably cover the cost of them producing the dog's. Which means that we are subsidizing their bad choices, essentially lowering their risk and probably allowing more dog's to be made, cause we are picking up the tab for them.

      I am sure they will raise the prices to go to a movie to pay for the night vision goggle too.

    20. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by John+Whitley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The movie business operates on a pay-per-view basis and having too much product available in the theatres and video stores can only work to drive down the price that the audience is willing to pay for the product.

      Your statement seems intuitively true from an Economics 101 standpoint, but theater audience behavior is actually a little more complicated. A phenomenon has been observed where a show's ticket sales are boosted when release dates are in a cluster near other popular movies. (Apologies; I don't have a proper citation handy.) Rougly put, the theory used to explain these observations is: once someone has gotten out to a movie, they're in a moviegoing mindset, and are thus likely to see other interesting shows near enough in time. I.e. people will spend more total money on a set of films of interest with closely spaced releases than if those movies are released relatively far apart.

      In this light, the phenomenon of movie "seasons" (e.g. summer "blockbusters" and holiday season) isn't random happenstance -- it's market optimization.

      "Hollywood" studio execs certainly have issues these days, but I don't think that over-releasing is nearly the biggest problem.

    21. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by reachinmark · · Score: 2, Insightful
      or perhaps set up a system of fines

      Right - so you fine the cinemas that aren't doing a good enough job in stopping piracy, forcing the cinemas to have to hire security guards to protect the films, forcing them to compensate for the increased costs by hiking up ticket prices even further.

      End result: higher ticket prices will cause even more people to want to watch pirated films at home. Oh, and security firms gain a bit of extra business. Let us hope it doesn't go THAT far!

    22. Re:There is probably already a bittorrent by Mr+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've seen screeners that had parts of the movie in black and white instead of color, to hopefully deter piracy I suppose. (I doubt it did.)

      Dude, it always turns to color when she leaves Kansas and gets to Munchkin land.

  3. TS release in 3...2...1... by grahamsz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It'll be interesting if this really stops piracy or not. It just takes one recording and all their efforts are wasted.

    1. Re:TS release in 3...2...1... by gmack · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm willing to bet it will actually increase piracy by killing off a major source of bad quality product.

      It's almost as if they want to make the problem worse.

      Personally if I were the MPAA I would let these morons record all so they can flood the market with bad quality DVDs and making it such a bad case of hit or miss that the only way you can be sure of getting a good copy is to buy one.

      A smarter move would be to finish hunting down the people in their own industry who are leaking production quality material before the movie even makes it to the theaters.

  4. This might make sense... by platypussrex · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...if cam captures were the main source of piracy, but from what I've read, it's a lot more common for the leaks to come from "insider" sources. Either from post-production workers, or theatre employees in the projection booth.

    1. Re:This might make sense... by Tuvai · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And the patient will just wait for the high quality DVD rips to be released, especially popular over here in the UK thanks to the excessive amount of time a large proportion of titles take to cross the atlantic.
      This is a nice publicity stunt that might (in the unlikely event of it being well implimented) possibly add a day or two to the length of time it takes a poor quality camrip to appear on suprnova, but nothing more

  5. Isn't someone... by th1ckasabr1ck · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... going to spout off about how they have no right to be observing us? I mean, what gives them the right to spy on us during a movie that we paid good money to see?

    1. Re:Isn't someone... by shadowcabbit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I mean, what gives them the right to spy on us during a movie that we paid good money to see?

      The fact that you paid $6.50 to sit in their theater, which coincidentally works along the same lines as an EULA; i.e. "by paying $6.50 you agree to the fact that you'll be able to watch Harry Potter on the big screen with the hella-loud sound system, and that if we catch you doing anything stupid like, say, yakking on your cell phone or taping the movie, we can and will throw you out".

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    2. Re:Isn't someone... by Peyna · · Score: 2, Informative

      I live in Indianapolis and most movies are upwards of at least $8-10 now depending on when you go, and we have a very modest cost of living.

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    3. Re:Isn't someone... by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, I guess this means no more banging your girlfriend in the back seats. Then again, nobody here should have to worry about that.

    4. Re:Isn't someone... by AviLazar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is something new? They are doing what ushers at movie theatres have been doing for years, walking up and down the isles to make sure people aren't misbehaving. The fact that they can use cool night vision goggles instead of a flash light (annoying) makes it even better. Sorry no spout this time :)

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    5. Re:Isn't someone... by Psmylie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Close to where I live, there was a tanning parlor where the owner had installed hidden "security cameras" (yeah, right) to spy on the nekkid women while they tanned. When an outraged customer who noticed the camera went to the police, she was told that they couldn't do anything, since the owner had the right to install surveillance on his property, and he even had a sign on the front door (along with a noticeable security camera, watching the register) stating that there were security cameras on-site. That tanning business is closed, though. Word got out about what was going on, and he lost too much business to keep open. So, the theaters can do pretty much whatever they want as far as surveillance, but if they make it too uncomfortable for people, they'll end up closing down. Which is a sad thing, since its the studio pushing this, not the theaters. The studio's actions could drive away the theater's business.

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    6. Re:Isn't someone... by skiflyer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, the law states that you cannot put security cameras in places where their is an expectation of privacy. Including dressing rooms and bathrooms. Given that you're expected to change in a tanning booth, I would imagine it would fall under the dressing room category... sounds to me like the woman needed a better lawyer.

      As far as theatres go, I doubt there's any argument to be made there about expectation of privacy, and I can't really imagine more than a handful of people boycotting movies because of this level of surveillance.

  6. Waste of time... by cenonce · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That seems like a waste of time.

    All a pirate has to do is pay the kid making minimum wage running the projector a couple hundred pounds to let the pirate sit in the booth and record from there!

    1. Re:Waste of time... by swordboy · · Score: 2

      All a pirate has to do is pay the kid making minimum wage running the projector a couple hundred pounds to let the pirate sit in the booth and record from there!

      And what if the pirate *is* the kid running the projector? I know of at least one of these instances.

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    2. Re:Waste of time... by Peyna · · Score: 2, Informative

      And what if the pirate *is* the kid running the projector? I know of at least one of these instances.

      That's what the watermarks are for.

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    3. Re:Waste of time... by keyshawn632 · · Score: 4, Informative

      At my theater, the projector is run only by the managers and the projector guy [all adults]. A teenager has never ran the projector...

      /kid making $5.15/hour @ movie theater cleaning up your Icee spills

    4. Re:Waste of time... by arglesnaf · · Score: 2, Informative

      That really depends on Union involvement. Many regal cinemas for instance are non-union so the assistant and shift managers run the movies. They generally ARE teenagers.

  7. Copyright by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And before everyone start yelling about that it isn't Piracy but Copyright Infragment (is it spelled like that?) remember that words do live and change their meaning over time. Piracy is the new definition most people in the world use for unauthorized copying/distribution/ripping of copyrighted material, and hence, the word piracy will recieve a new meaning whether we like it or not.

    (now to wait to get modded as a troll)

  8. Of course..but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    does it really stop our favourite cinema employee videoing it for us/letting us in for free?

  9. Damn by Cowclops · · Score: 2, Funny

    It looks like I'm going to have to get some IR absorbing coating on myself and my camcorder now.

    1. Re:Damn by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Informative

      It won't help. Most Night Vision Goggles are of the Image Intensifier type. These work by amplifying very small amounts of light. Infrared is more useful in tracking living creatures by their heat emissions.

    2. Re:Damn by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most modern night vision gear contains circuitry to protect against bright flashes of light (a previously effective method for disabling night vision). Leaving a bunch of IR transmitters around would merely result in them getting confiscated, and possibly your ass getting permanently thrown out.

      A much better suggestion is the use of a fibre-optic lens that would be hooked into a recorder under your coat. The optics could then be attached to something inconspicuous (like a lapel pin). Of course, that seems like a lot of work to go through just to record a movie for your "warez" buds.

    3. Re:Damn by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 4, Funny

      You could buy a couple hundred IR LEDs off of eBay cheap and use them to spell out the message "Your sister is going down on me right now!" on the front of a jacket. At the very least, the NVG goons should get a good chuckle out of it - right before they stomp you into the ground with their jackboots.

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  10. much ado about nothing they can do anything to.. by gl4ss · · Score: 3, Insightful

    except, they can use this to boost up coverage in media.

    which is what's this is really about, or they got some very stupid idiots deciding where to put the money.

    maybe they haven't noticed that nobody really watches shitty cams made in secret during a public view? or if watches, wouldn't be very likely to watch it in the theatre anyways if he'll settle for that.

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  11. infra-red? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    correct me if im wrong... but the only reason to use infra-red goggles would be to spot the lil distance finder beam that most camcorders use for their auto-focus.

    if thats the case all the pirates have to do is cover that up with a bit of tape & focus manually, right?

    1. Re:infra-red? by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Informative

      The way night vision goggle work is that they emit infrared light that can be detected by the goggles. Sort of like a flashlight that can only be seen by special equipment.

      If the spurious infrared light interferes with the camcorder, then that's more of a side benefit. The goal here is to see if there are any cameras in use in the crowd.

      Neat experiment: Take your remote control (Television, vcr, whatever) and point it at the lens of your digital camera while looking at the lcd. You'll see a flashing dot of infrared light.

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    2. Re:infra-red? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      The way night vision goggle work is that they emit infrared light that can be detected by the goggles

      Not quite. It depends on what type of night vision goggle it is but in general I would say they use image enhancing night vission goggles as these are probably the least expensive.

      What would be fun, in a weird and cruel way, is to take a very very bright light source to the movie with you and see how many ushers you can blind.

      For those interested on how these things works, try this link.
  12. Could be a good thing... by nekoniku · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now when the projector gets screwed up or there's no sound, there will be theater personnel on hand to notice!

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  13. We've got ours by Muhammed+Absol · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We had a set sent to our theater, and have had a bit of fun playing with them. We were amazed to find how many people actually use their cell phones during a movie. Just goofing off I've seen cell phones, laptops, and a gameboy! But no camcorders, yet.

    1. Re:We've got ours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Cell phone cameras?

      They were probably recording the whole thing, streaming it out over the internet in real time.

    2. Re:We've got ours by swb · · Score: 2, Informative

      Does anyone "make out" in theaters anymore? That may have been possible in the 1960s when the gigantic single-screen theaters with lots of dark corners and balcony space were still in service, but in today's shoe box, you'd be right out in the middle of everyone.

      Perhaps it would be possible in the top row of a large stadium-seating theater during a lightly attended movie, but at that point, wouldn't the back seat of a car in an empty car park be more private?

  14. Arrhhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Turn about, me Buccaneers, lest we be cast to Davey Jones' Locker! Tharr be Night Vision Goggles on yonder shore!

    \Shiver me timbers etc.

  15. Bootleg piracy seriously hurts them???? by e2mtt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Seriously, how could bootleg piracy videos really hurt their industry?
    Harry Potter's target audience isn't the people who scour the net for zero-day pirate releases, and anyone who doesn't go see the movie because they saw already saw it in a grainy fuzzy download, probably wasn't really that interested in the movie anyway.

    1. Re:Bootleg piracy seriously hurts them???? by Zebbers · · Score: 2, Funny

      have i got u fooled
      my cell phone camera pumps into the laptop for storage and i control it all via my gameboy

      take that mpaa!

  16. 2 problems by millahtime · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First, the guys working in the theatres who make minimum wage are not going to report anyone for pirating a movie. They aren't paid enough to care

    Second, all the good pirated coppies come out before the movies hit the theatres and are from the studio themselves.

    Sounds like the guys trying to thwart the pirating aren't very knowlegeable themselves about what/how it happens.

    1. Re:2 problems by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Funny

      First, the guys working in the theatres who make minimum wage are not going to report anyone for pirating a movie. They aren't paid enough to care

      Well, perhaps, but they might enjoy lording it over some guy.

    2. Re:2 problems by rabel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds like the guys trying to thwart the pirating aren't very knowlegeable themselves about what/how it happens.

      I'm sure they are perfectly aware of what/how it happens. This is a publicity stunt for spreading FUD about movie "pirates" and how the industry must battle them.

      Does anyone really watch those grainy, low-quality camcorder rips anyway? It's more of a 7337 thing to be the first person in your "warez gang" to have a copy of a particular movie. Most everyone else will either pay the bloody $12 to get the DVD, or download the DVD screener rip.

  17. In the future by kneecarrot · · Score: 5, Funny
    In the future, I predict that blind people will be able to attach a mechanical device to their heads that will allow them to watch movies.

    Pirates will begin modifying their video equipment to look like these devices, thus foiling the ability of pirate scouts to spot actual pirates.

    Then, one day, a movie theatre employee will kick out a blind man, suspecting him of pirating the movie.

    All matter of hell and lawsuits will spew forth and in the end, only the blind people will suffer.

    So, ban movie theatre pirate scouts before it's too late!

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  18. Wow! by meringuoid · · Score: 4, Funny
    So, all these stormtroopers are stomping up and down in the cinema in their nifty night-vision goggles searching for anyone likely to steal their Death Star pla^W^W^Wmovie... while the projectionist quietly copies the bloody lot.

    Whoops.

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  19. Night Vision Googles? by gik · · Score: 4, Funny

    First the Web, then groups, then images, then froogle, then Gmail, and now.... NIGHT VISION!! ON 100,000 Linux boxes!!! NOW I CAN SEARCH THE WEB IN THE DARK!!! ...oh... goggles.

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  20. Knock yourselves out while you can.. by MrRTFM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    .. because in a few years time (3-6 ?) there will be video quality recorders which can hide in the centre of a persons glasses.

    I'm not promoting piracy here, just saying that they are completely wasting their time - if they really want to "maximize profits with their combined synergies" then they would simply reduce the price.

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    1. Re:Knock yourselves out while you can.. by gazbo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      if they really want to "maximize profits with their combined synergies" then they would simply reduce the price.

      Yes, of course. Because when they examined the price/demand curve to find the optimum profit mark, they said:

      "Y'know what? Let's increase the cost in spite of lower profit, just to piss people off"

      I hear that's how big businesses work.

  21. Would it be possible to jam these? by Bowdie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Say you took a reasonably high powered IR LED, and fitted it to a 9v battery, would its output be enough to blind the night vision?

    I've got no interest in seeing OR ripping off Harry Potter, but I don't take kindly to being spied upon in a movie theatre.

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    1. Re:Would it be possible to jam these? by rabel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More likely, the theater should put IR LEDs pointing back into the audiance to disrupt camcorders. That'd make the most sense and be more reliable / cheaper than sending every teenage usher a nice new pair of night vision goggles.

  22. Arrrrrrrrrr by Lurker+McLurker · · Score: 4, Funny
    I thought the article was going to be about actual pirates. It conjures up images of a sailor sitting in the Crow's Nest holding up an old brass telescope to his night vision goggles.

    Of course, there are still pirates on the seas today, and maybe people do use night vision technology to spot them, although radar's good, too.

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  23. Internal studio leakage. by alexatrit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Honestly now, how many screeners have you downloaded and watched? Not very many, probably. Why not? Because the quality is dismal compared to leaked copies. Most of the movies I've seen are of VHS (if not DVD) quality, not screeners. IR goggles aren't going to help. These studios just don't want to accept that their primary source of leaks is an internal one, either from promotional copies or early edits.

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    1. Re:Internal studio leakage. by Sandman1971 · · Score: 4, Informative

      To correct you, screeners ARE copies made from VHS or DVD, sent to movie reviewers and members of the Academy (and others too). Screeners is the best quality you can get.

      FOr your enlightment:

      What's CAM, Workprint, Telesync, Telecine, Screener,DVDRip, Subbed?

      CAM - This type of VCD was recorded by someone in a cinema with a camcorder and the audience can be heard! The picture quality is usually OK but the sound is mostly very bad and hard to make out speech.

      TS (Telesync) - These are also recorded in a cinema but usually on an expensive camera and they should have a seperate audio source (so the audience cannot be heard), these are generally very good quality and highly watchable.

      TC (Telecine) - Done a number of ways, all from taking directly from the reel. Ripped in either widescreen (letterbox) or in full-screen (pan and scan) with excellent audio and video.

      Screener - A Screener is usually recorded form a promotional video tape or DVD which is sent to censors and film critics etc.. The quality is usually as good as a commercial VCD, some times a copyright message appears on the screen.

      Work-Print - Each frame of the film is copied from celluloid (or another source). The sound is usually perfect and the visual quality can vary. These are sometimes incomplete movies.

      LD/DVDRip - Are ripped from DVD or Laserdisc versions of the film and the quality is as good as genuine.

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  24. Remember the good old days ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 2, Funny

    when all you needed to take on pirates was a cutlass, a musket, and of course if you're in Bengalla and it's the Sengh Brotherhood you're dealing with, the Phantom wouldn't hurt.

  25. watermarks... by dioscaido · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How I understand it, watermarks create slight variations in the encoding of the movie (color, in this case) that are invisible to the eye, but detectable by computers. I wonder, though, whether these watermarks actually make it through to a camcorder rip of a movie, seeing as the quality is so degraded, and the color is so washed out.

    Maybe it would make more sense, i think, to flash the serial number of the film print for a frame or two at random points in the film. At 24 fps, the human eye would not notice, especially if the number is simply super-imposed on the video, possibly in a section of the current frame that attracts the least attention of the viewer's eyes. I went to a research talk once of an algorithm to automatically detect the point of high interest in every frame of video, so this could be done automatically.

    1. Re:watermarks... by tabacco · · Score: 3, Funny

      Heh... until you have millions of people worldwide walking around unable to get a 15-digit number they don't recognize out of their heads :)

      "Weird, I went to see that Harry Potter movie and now all I can think about is 2917772119442.2"

    2. Re:watermarks... by saderax · · Score: 5, Informative

      You are correct in your understanding of watermarking. However, one of the main requirements of a good watermarking system is that the watermark should be preserved in the presence of image modification (compression, cropping, rotating, etc.) This means that many watermarks themselves are not implanted once, but repeated many times throughout the frame. There is currently a lot of research in the field of watermarking because it is a difficult problem to solve, and the ramifications could be great. (I recall seeing a slashdot article where a man was arrested for pirating movies because the movie studios watermarked each screener DVD differently and were able to trace the internet release to its source.) Some watermarks operate in the frequency domain (such as the fourier transform, or discrete cosine transform DCT) which recognize patterns in the image, and describe the image as a summation of waves. Applying a watermark in the frequency domain means one bit worth of data changed is distributed throughout every other pixel in that row/column of image.

      In summary: Im absoultely positive the MPAA is using watermarking techniques, and I am sure that they have put tons of research money/time into defining watermarks that will survive the MPEG or DivX encoding algorithms.

      And btw:
      A serial number in a random frame can be blotted out easily or the entire frame can be cut out by someone compressing the video stream to an mpeg or divx.

    3. Re:watermarks... by Feanturi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At 24 fps, the human eye would not notice

      I always see those conductor-punch holes at scene changes, and those are only 1 frame aren't they? At 24 fps, the human eye doesn't notice that it's looking at a bunch of frames flying by, it's fooled to think it's all smooth analog motion.. But it DOES see every frame. If the eye couldn't see every frame of a 24 fps film, then we would be using a slower framerate because 24 would be overkill.

    4. Re:watermarks... by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Funny



      > each theater might present a different number written on the wall of the trash compactor in the next release of Star Wars,

      "A simple trivia contest at a local science-fiction convention ended in a violent standoff when two opposing gangs clashed over the winning answer. The gangs have yet to be identified, but the dispute seemed to have started over the misuse of a phone number, perhaps a cell number used to sell drugs to other convention attendees. One gang started shouting '3263827', while the other responded '3263838'! The only injury reported was a man whose fantasy unitard cut off circulation to his genitals. Police are investigating."

    5. Re:watermarks... by Simonetta · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Possibly the holes in the corner of the screen that you refer to are the reel-change markers. Many years ago theatres would have two projectors pointed and focused at the screen. The film reels would last about twenty minutes and each projector would hold a reel.
      The marks on the film would be set about 15 seconds apart. The second projector would be set 15 seconds before the start of the film. The projectionist would watch the corner of the film near the end of the reel. When the first mark appeared in the corner, the second projector would start but with the light off. At the second cue mark, the first projector's light would be switched off and the second's light switched on. This results in a continuous film.

      Now the film is spliced together into a long single strip. This allows one projectionist to run many screens as long as they don't start at the same time.

      The cue marks are never only one frame, they are always about 20 frames in order to avoid being missed by the projectionist. People can detect one frame as a glitch but can't absorb symbolic information like letters, numbers, or logos from one frame.

  26. That argument is bunk by l33t-gu3lph1t3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If I had any intention of going to the Harry Potter movie, I would go. Regardless of whether there's a ripped copy available online. People don't go to movie theatres because it's their only way to see a flick - they go for the theatre experience: big screen, big sound, greasy food.

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    1. Re:That argument is bunk by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ( $14 CDN + $9/(drink+popcorn) ) * 4 people ~= $92

      It is getting close to the price of renting a home theatre and having somebody coming over to set it up for you:

      http://www.megacityone.com/

      Of course, they're not first-run movies, but there are no screaming kids, nobody kicking your seat, you can bring your own food and drinks, play a few rounds of ---Insert FPS here---, you can drink booze or smoke if you're so inclined, and you're supporting local businesses.

      With the current trends, the gap between "big theatre" prices and "home theatre" quality is only going to narrow... I'm sure somewhere Blockbuster et. al. probably rent projectors these days... if not, they will soon.

    2. Re:That argument is bunk by MaufTarkie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't go to theaters because of "the theater experience": the kid kicking your chair, the idiot on the cellphone talking over the movie, the person who sits right in the middle and has to make you move every fifteen minutes so s/he can go to the bathroom, snackbar, etc.

      I'd rather spend my money on something that doesn't raise my blood pressure.

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  27. obligatory seinfeld quote by elid · · Score: 2, Funny

    (from stanthecaddy)

    % Anna and George in George's car.

    George: I'm a bootlegger.

    Anna: You're a what?

    George: I'm bootleggin' a movie, baby!

    Anna: Isn't that illegal?

    George: I can do hard time for this one. And community service!

    Anna: Is this your FiberCon?

    George: (Takes it and throws it out window) Get outta my way!

  28. Re:How is this news? by Antity-H · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think this is the first time I heard of studios providing NVG to prevent piracy in theaters.

    However, I also think this is doomed to fail.The quality of some cam recording lets me think that some pirates may be friends with a projectionnist, thus giving them access to "private" screening with no audience except a camera.

    And what of the ushers themselves. Surely quite a number are in facts students with part-time jobs. The same students that download films on p2p. what's to prevent _them_ from camcording the film ?

    The only real defense against this would be releasing the film the same day everywhere

  29. Re:Only Four days sooner? by Tar-Palantir · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It may not cost the film industry much to implement this policy, but the biggest cost will be to their reputation.

    Bull. Unlike the music industry's widely publicized lawsuit campaign, this anti-piracy measure does not cause any harm or inconvenience to ordinary patrons. Heck, most probably won't even notice it. It only stops folks who shouldn't be doing what they are doing anyway.

    They are following the music industry by removing one of their best forms of publicity - the small-scale, private piracy that ultimately leads to increased sales of their products.

    Do you have any statistics to back that up? I'm inclined to disbelieve it.

  30. Countermeasures by SeanTobin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wouldn't worry too much about the night vision goggles. Anyone smart enough to bring a camcorder into a theater is surely going to know how to defeat anyone with night vision goggles.

    Magnesium flares!

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  31. Privacy by mericet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What bugs me, is that movie goers excpect a bit of privacy in the theater (as many couples can attest). Unless big 'we are watching you and we can see you in the dark' posters are posted in front of the theatre, I would think this should be regarded as invasion to that privacy.

  32. Who downloads a film made on a camcorder..... by Lurker+McLurker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ....that doesn't have people shagging in it? stolen copies are the cause of most illegal distribution. Of course, by talking about camcorder "pirates" the studios can convince people that "pirated" copies are always grainy and full of background noise, rather than the near-DVD quality you can download via bittorrent.

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  33. QC by piggywig · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Since a camcorder in the cinema is possibly the worst way to copy a movie, doesn't that just mean that the film industry will be acting as quality control for the pirates?

  34. Of course, it could go horribly, horribly wrong... by stienman · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hey, where are you going with the goggles, man?"
    "Boss told me to check for videocams in the theatre."
    "Dude - fair warning, Paul Reuben is in there. I wouldn't go if I were you."
    "Who? Look, I just do what the boss says. See ya in a few."
    ...
    "!"
    ...
    "You got a fork suitable for removing eyes around here?"

    Hope WB is able to handle the 'problems' of this technology.

    -Adam

  35. Forget the movie, film this.... by FerretFrottage · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fire off a nice bright flare in the movie and watch all the ushers walk around bumping into walls and tripping over half empty popcorn buckets (the size of 10 gallon hats) as they are temporary blinded. You may not be welcomed back, but that would be something worth watching.

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  36. $6.50? $6.50?!?! by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Funny
    Where the hell do you live where they're still charging $6.50 for a movie?

    In NYC, it's almost double that.

    1. Re:$6.50? $6.50?!?! by XMyth · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's a theater where I live that charges $2 and $3 for tickets. They only have 4 screens but they always have current movies. Big name movies are $3 a ticket and not-so-big ones are $2.

    2. Re:$6.50? $6.50?!?! by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Informative

      Go to the website for Regal Cinemas (owns Regal, United Artists and Edwards Theaters) and you can buy all the tickets you want (even good for premiers) for $6.50 each if you pay with an American Express Card.

  37. Slashdot the night vision goggles. by pklong · · Score: 2, Funny

    We need to get a cinema full of Slashdotters to go and take the remote control for their telly with them. When the usher comes in with the goggles everyone should descretly flash them with the IR beam.

    Their reaction would probably be more entertaining than the film itself.

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  38. Take out those digital camera's by GekkePrutser · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and flash them right between the eyes.. I mean, these are probably of the type that just amplify the light 1000x or something :-) P.S.: I'm not really suggesting that you should do this of course :-)

  39. Have they really thought this one through? by JosKarith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How long is it going to be before we see the first lawsuits from this.
    In the back row of a darkened movie theatre "things" happen. People disturbed in the middle of an essential part of the human mating ritual by drooling minimum-wage usher-boy aren't going to be too happy.
    And that's not counting the dangers from one person armed with a pocket flash/laser pointer and a malicious sense of humor

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  40. Re:New Perk for underpaid Cinema Employees- NVG's by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I heard a story about a guy with a Ferrari or Lambroghini in the 80s who had some night vision goggles and would drive by speedchecks at 150+ for laughs. The story went that he did it a few too many times and they put up a barrier to see what it was and there were little pieces of car+driver all over the road. I'm pretty sure it's an urban legend, but it made for an interesting story.
    I got to use a gen 4 or 5 (lab prototype NVG in the late 90s) you could have read or driven with this it was amazing (about the size of a credit card). Even cooler, though, was the scope off a stinger missle. It was as big as an old camcorder (the full size VHS ones). But you could see all sorts of stuff (studs in the walls), the recently turned off lights, and of course the people. Looking back it was impressive that they passed all of this around in a crowded dark lecture hall.

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  41. Study? by Viking+Coder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So, where's the study that proves that people are MORE likely to go to theaters or buy DVDs, if they can freely download a movie?

    I suppose that the movie studios can do what they want to - but we can lobby to change the laws. I think that IP Laws and IP enforcement have gotten silly beyond imagining, when things like this happen.

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  42. No, it does happen by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 3, Funny
    I, for one, have been disappointed by "early pirate" downloads that were camcorder screened. I've never actually watched the whole thing that way. Just find another download. The first copy that I found of "Van Helsing", for instance.

    Damned in-theater pirates... they give piracy a bad name.

    OTOH, I should also point out, that this type of copy is often made from the projection booth. Good luck scanning the audience for that piracy problem.

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  43. They Have No Right To Observe Us! by Ba3r · · Score: 3, Funny

    The fascist capitalist bolshevik corporate overlords are yet again conspiring to encroach on my freedom to record all that I see, even though i happen to be in a movie theater that is privately owned and even though that couple in front of me is totally unaware that i am filming them more than the movie and plan to distribute videos of them making out on emule; But they have no right to film me! Those communist fbi Hoover-worshipping hippies think they can just go around filming whatever they see, even me in the theater, uh, itching myself, while filming the couple in front of, i mean the movie.. oh jebus.. i mean Privacy Forever!!

  44. RE: Screener copy != Studio itself. by eltoyoboyo · · Score: 5, Informative

    In fact, the awards screener DVDs are only one source. (A "screener" is a promotional preview videocassette/DVD of a film provided by a film company, or its distributor, to video store owners or movie award voters prior to its general release date. Selling, trading or distributing these "screeners" is frowned upon by the MPAA)

    Every point in the production cycle where the movie transitions from print to electronic version is a possible leak.

    Screener traces are already in place. And there was a notable incident this year where an Acadamy of Motion Pictures member was caught bootlegging his screeners by the trace technology.

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  45. Blinding NV... by TEMM · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Night Vision goggles have built in safety mechanisms that prevent the user (and device) from being damaged by looking at bright light sources while they are turned on. Using an IR light to "blind" someone looking for pirates would only serve to draw attention to yourself and get you kicked out.

  46. Re:New Perk for underpaid Cinema Employees- NVG's by DirkDaring · · Score: 4, Informative

    You're right, it's an urban legend:

    http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/stealth.asp

    "A friend of my father's was a cop in Nevada, and he was assigned the graveyard shift, posted outside of town on a little used section of road, given a radar gun and ordered to stay put and to pull motorists over for speeding. One night, while the officer waits by the side of the road, the radar gun starts screaming for no apparent reason at all, registering about 140. The officer, who was sleepy anyway, attributes this to a faulty gun, and ignores the incident.

    A week later the same thing happens again, on the same stretch of road, at about the same time at night. This time, however, the gun registers 145, and the officer pays more attention. Later, after his shift is over, he has the gun checked out for problems, and is told it is operating perfectly. A week later, same road, same time, the gun goes off. By now the police officer is confused, and angry.

    The next week he has men stationed at a road block a few miles down from the spot where he has been positioned. Like clockwork, the radar gun goes off, and he alerts his friends to get ready for whatever is racing down the highway.

    At the road block is stopped a black Lamborghini, with an engine iced and baffled for silent running. The driver is a drug mule, hauling a load and staying on the backroads, and less frequently monitored highways. The car itself is running without headlights, while the driver wears night vision goggles.

    Status: False"

  47. just publicity by toiletmonster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    i think this is just a publicity stunt on the part of the movie industry. they want to be able to say to congress (or to the public via those inane ads), see what lengths we have to go to in order to protect ourselves from these nasty pirates?

  48. No problem by iReflect · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll just put my camera in a big cowboy hat...

  49. YARRRRR!!!!! by Thud457 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I be despisin' the mass media's debasement of the King's English! They, of all, should know better!

    Pirates hijaak your ship, abuse your crew, and steal your goods and money!

    These lily-livered, zit-faced kids perpertratin' copyright infringement are not pirates!

    YAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  50. Night Vision Action by beatleadam · · Score: 3, Funny

    If we have night vision goggles, we can see ahem...night vision "action" and as long as there was to be a video camera anyways as well as money, we point money, camera and night vision goggles to the couple snogging in the back row and make a profit upon selling it on the web...and to their parents :-)

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  51. What is the attraction? by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've seen a couple of videocammed movies. Wow. A grainy, jiggly, low quality image with bad sound. Is there really a demand for this?

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  52. Re:I wish I was in the UK by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, it is infact illegal to bring a camera into a cinema in the UK, california and many other places. Doesnt matter that you dont use it, mere possesion of it within the cinema is enough to have you arrested. (Cue plea`s of "but officer, I didnt intend to SMOKE that pot, its merely in my possesion"). This is actually fairly standard for UK law, for example you are not allowed to carry bladed items or pointed items above a certain inch length in public, unless you have a good excuse (its my job, im a carpenter. i just bought it, its still in the wrapping. im taking it over to my mates house, he wants to borrow the tool set.), you also arent allowed to "go equipped" with certain items.

  53. Come on... by dark-br · · Score: 2, Funny

    Phones? Laptops? Camcorders? Start looking for the ladies being banged on the back seats and then you use YOUR camcorder ;)

  54. Ha by strike2867 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Too late. Get your latest Harry Potter film on IRC.

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  55. In my day by girth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I worked at a theatre the biggest pirate was the theatre manager. Every once in a while I'd see him in the projection booth copying the films via a mirror reflector. We once had to get a new print because he would cut out so many frames that the film lost five minutes - I have no idea what he was doing with the frames.

    As an usher you could bet I wouldn't be wearing those goggles, either. It was bad enough doing the Will Rodgers collections and stopping people from bringing in outside food. For what they paid, let them do their own undercover missions.

  56. Defeating watermarks by ajs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What I don't get is why the watermark thing works at all.

    Has no one written a program to merge several films and subtract out the noise (e.g. watermarks)? I mean, comparing two videos and establishing which bits are identical IS old tech, no?

    All you need is software like that and video from two theaters, and you should even be able to enhance the quality and remove motion.

    1. Re:Defeating watermarks by karnal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But the averaging could give you major differences.

      Let's say you painstakingly get the movies to somewhat line up, and only concentrate on the center 80% of each video.

      You could have a program "watch" the two of them, and then spit out a report on a time (second by second) basis as to a "change factor". That should easily eliminate 1/2 to 3/4 of the film to scan for the watermarks.

      And the watermarks I've seen are blatant; not subtle.

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  57. Reality cinema - endless loop by seniorcoder · · Score: 3, Funny

    The next step will be to add a "record mode" to the night vision goggles to aid prosecution.
    Shortly thereafter, someone in the movie industry will publish the footage. Reality cinema arrives when we pay to see this footage. Finally the loop is completed when pirates copy this footage.

  58. To put it simply: Good by dark-br · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To put it simply: Good

    Taking a camcorder into a theater is breaking the law. If they can spot people with night vision goggles, that's great. They shouldn't be doing it.

    Completely setting the MPAA aside, this is blatant copyright violation. It's clearly prohibited, and no one can reasonably feign ignorance on this. How many people reasonably take the camcorder for purely personal viewing with no intent to distribute the copy?

    If it's for personal viewing, they can wait, spent $4 more, buy the DVD, and be legal.

  59. Nightvision Google? by dark-br · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whats next? Now that we have gmail, this could be their next big thing.

  60. WTF? Who wants to watch the pirated version? by misleb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How many people really want to watch a pirated version of a movie? I mean, one that was done using a camcorder as opposed to a leaked original Yeah, there are fanatics who just can't wait to see the latest release of whatever movie, but does this really satisfy them? Seems to me that pirates are just cheating themselves out of seeing the movie for the first time the way it was meant to be seen.

    I could go to the theater and watch the movie with great sound and a huge picture or I can download it and view it sitting at my desk or on a laptop LCD. How is the latter even an option? WTF? I know the theater is expensive, but jeez. Don't cheat yourself.

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  61. (1) their inability to control costs on marginal p by dpilot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Frontline recently ran a show, "The Day the Music Died," about the demise of the recording industry at the hands of money people. (as opposed to music people) I missed it, but supposedly it is on the PBS website, though I haven't had a chance to search for it, yet. Your points highlight the rise of money people (as opposed to movie people) in the movie industry.

    For that matter, perhaps we can at least partly blame the whole DMCA, copyright, etc mess on the rise of the MBA. Figure a media exec more comfortable with money and legal instruments than with the media, itself.

    IMHO, this isn't limited to the media industries, to give 'business method patents' for one example.

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  62. so don't release stuff with a delay! by MagicM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. They lose money from people making bootleg copies.
    2. Bootleg copies are made because the movie is released early in the UK.

    Why go through the trouble of trying to prevent (1), when it's a lot easier to prevent (2)? What's the deal with the 4-day delay anyway? Do they need the extra 4 days to translate British to American?

  63. Stupid! by dentar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Uh, most of the piracy is started by INSIDERS!!!

    Perhaps someone should usher the ushers and the film projector booth guy?? Maybe the people that send the films out are ripping them before they go out?

    Movie studios presuming 100% audience guilt should get a clue.

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  64. From our reporter: by Snork+Asaurus · · Score: 2, Funny
    We stopped several members of the audience after they left the theatre through a peculiar looking portal that had various hoses and cables connected to it and made an audible whirring noise. When we asked them how they liked the film, they all responded in a similar fashion:

    (Reporter): Excuse me sir, do you have a minute?

    (Man with family): Sure.

    (Reporter): How was the film? Does it live up to the previous releases?

    (Man with family): What film is that?

    (Reporter): The new Harry Potter film, of course.

    (Man with family): Oh yes, we're looking forward to seeing that soon!

    (Studio exec lurking off to side): Priceless!

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  65. Re:Prices are ALREADY REASONABLE!!! by Steve+B · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I challenge you to find me any other form of entertainment that is so cheap.... Name me one other friggin thing that only costs 50 cents an hour to entertain you. I DARE YOU.

    A new paperback costs $6-$7. A used one can often be had for $1-$2.

    Who moderates this sort of obvious nonsense as "Insightful"??

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  66. THIS teenager ran a projector... by cabraverde · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I used to project films for a local cinama (here in the UK) from the age of 15. Films I wasn't even legally entitled to watch.

    Large multiplex cinemas may have well-paid, adult projectionists with night-vision monocles and decent security - but there are thousands of smaller single-screen cinemas where any old kid (like me) runs the projector for pocket money. All it takes is for one of them to bring in a camcorder.

  67. Has this been suggested? by Vaxgod · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Could you flood the theater with infrared light and badly pollute the light reflecting from the filmscreen? Wouldn't that render caming useless? Or emite it from the edges of the screen, or from behind the screen.... You could at least lower the image quality to unnacceptable levels.

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  68. Re:Night Vision goggles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny



    subversive behavior = cool

    pretending that being too cheap to pay for your entertainment is some sort of noble stab at the bourgeoisie = not cool

  69. It has become so commonplace... by Tokerat · · Score: 2, Interesting


    ...to complain about anti-piracy measures these days, one forgets this is perfectly fair and legit. I can't say I think this is going too far at all. It is illegal to tape a movie in the theater, it always has been, and everyone knows it. I can't see how anyone but people who want to pirate the movie early would be upset about this in any way. They're not affecting the operation of any equipment you own, they're not placing heavy restrictions on copyrighted material that also prevent some forms of fair use, they're not invading your privacy (hey, keep your Harry Potter in your pants, this is a kids movie), nothing.

    I can't see one reason to complain here other than "it's the MPAA". Doesn't give them an excuse to pull some of the other crap they're trying too, but I think they deserve to be praised when they do something right. Perhaps they'll make note of it and start getting it right more often?

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  70. Saw this last night by isorox · · Score: 2, Informative

    I went to the "Vue" in Shepherds Bush last night to see Day after Tomorrow. First we had this advert about how piracy funds terrorism, then there was some gimp at the front of the theater with some binocular type device. I accidently shined my keyring torch at him (they didn't say they were going to spy on us)

    This films been out over a week in the UK, god knows what they were looking for. They sadly didn't throw out the mentally ill idiots a few seats to my right (texting all through the movie, didn't have the courtesy to put it on vibrate), or the person that was actually talking on a phone part way though, or the idiots behind me that kept saying "here come the wolves, look out!" and "look behind you" and other shit.

    It's probaby just the area, never get these twats in Penzance, or even in Exeter or Manchester.

  71. Long Term Solutions by MojoRilla · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Although this cloak and dagger stuff is interesting and will be reported widely, the real problem still remains. People are going to pirate movies. No matter what technologies are used to avoid this, people are going to come up with new ways of defeating it.

    The reason people pirate movies is probably similar to the reason people pirate compact disks. They want the product in a more convient format, or they want the product at a lower price.

    Long term, here are some suggestions to movie studios to avoid piracy. Most of these require the studios to look past the short term bottom line, and try to serve their customers.

    1. Release the movie simultaniously world wide. By releasing movies on different days in different parts of the world, movie studios create demand for piracy. It is understandable that a languague translation might take extra time, but there should be no other delays in movie releases.

    2. Get rid of region coded DVD's. These are simply pissing off legitimate users of your product. If you want to reduce piracy, make your product available as conviently as posslble.

    3. Release the DVD the day the movie is released in the theater. Doesn't have to have all the special features. That way people who can't get to the theater get the product they want.

    4. Stream movies over the internet. If the consumer wants to watch movies on the internet, give them a way of doing it legally.

    5. Lower prices for movies. If studios want to capture the low end of the market, they need to lower movie prices. Video games can have play times of upwards of 120 hours, yet cost $40. If an average video game lasts only 60 hours, that is still only 66 cents per hour of entertainment. Movies last two hours, yet cost $8. That is four dollars per hour of entertainment. They can make up any lost revenue through merchandising, product placement, enhanced DVD's, etc.

    The big problem with almost all of these suggestions is that the cut into revenue sources, such as pay-per-view, TV premieres, etc.

    In the long run, customers will demand more convience, just as they are doing with recorded music. The studios will have no choice.

    1. Re:Long Term Solutions by Christ-on-a-bike · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I agree except for this:
      5. Lower prices for movies. If studios want to capture the low end of the market, they need to lower movie prices. Video games can have play times of upwards of 120 hours, yet cost $40. If an average video game lasts only 60 hours, that is still only 66 cents per hour of entertainment. Movies last two hours, yet cost $8. That is four dollars per hour of entertainment. They can make up any lost revenue through merchandising, product placement, enhanced DVD's, etc.
      These are completely different markets. Movies are social entertainment in a dedicated venue; video games are personal entertainment in the home. Distribution, retail sales and theatre maintenance are very costly. This would only be exacerbated were worldwide simultaneous releases to become the norm.

      If you're into arbitrary metrics for 'value', why not consider $ per square foot of display area? I have a feeling that the movie theatres might beat your gaming rig on that one.

  72. Re:Only Four days sooner? by Steve+B · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Unlike the music industry's widely publicized lawsuit campaign, this anti-piracy measure does not cause any harm or inconvenience to ordinary patrons.

    I predict that the policy will last until the first story about it being used to catch people who sneak in outside food. That will cross the line, in the general public's perception, between defending their legitimate business interests and protecting unreasonable greed.

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  73. too much computer... by spacemky · · Score: 2, Funny

    did anyone else read this as Night Vision Google? I've been on the Internet way too long.

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  74. Why do they care?? by zakath · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems to me I've said this before here but I really don't get why studios give a damn about this problem. Maybe its just me but I don't kow why anyone would prefer to watch a monoaural and sort-of-focussed 'copy' from a video camera in their living room (or even worse, on their PC) over a Dolby Digital version of the same film for $8 in a theatre. I can see where digital copy pirated DVDs are an issue but the 'shaky cam'...hell even steady cam versions taped with video cameras aren't in no way a replacement for seeing a film in the theatre IMO...

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  75. Firefly quote by Geoff-with-a-G · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...you'll be going to a special Hell; one reserved for child-molesters, and people who talk at the theater."

  76. Waste of money by drgonzo59 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That won't help. They imagine it's "us" the entertaintment world and "them" the evil pirates (with a handheld on their shoulder instead of a parrot). In reality the employees of the movie theatres are probably the ones pirating the stuff, now they'll just have cool night vision equipment to show to their friends.

  77. Oh, please. by burgburgburg · · Score: 2, Informative
    It isn't a Mafia or Teamsters tax. It's an "I'm living in NYC, the center of the everything" tax.

    And PA is not just one state away. It's a world away.

  78. Re:Night Vision goggles by shird · · Score: 2, Insightful

    so why not do both? it gets screened more than once a day.

    Besides, Im sure most younger people would give someone more cred for pirating a movie than busting someone doing it.

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  79. Re:Sure-fire cure against lame pirates by Razman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    or, have IR emitting from the front of the theatre, toward the audience... cameras, will wash out in the light...
    but shouldn't affect the audience.

  80. Enough with the pirate analogy by cardshark2001 · · Score: 2, Funny
    I mean, as if anyone with a hook for a hand could actually operate a camcorder. Well, maybe if the arm was on the same side as his eyepatch.

    No, the only way to deal with pirates is to board their ship and make 'em walk the plank. Either that or hang 'em. That's always good for a lark.

    Disembowelment sounds like a barrel of laughs, but then you have a big mess to clean up. Plus it's just plain unsanitary. The same goes for beheading. You get too much blood on the deck of the ship and it's just a lawsuit waiting to happen when somebody steps in it and falls and breaks a leg or something.

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  81. (illegal activities) by antimatt · · Score: 2, Informative

    I used to work in the reel room of a large cinema (think of the scene from 'Fight Club'). I would get offers of money in exchange for taping movies from inside the box; whenever I would, the sound quality was much better because the noise of the audience was cut out completely. By disabling the built-in microphone on the camera and running an external mic (to cut out the noise of the reels) we could get excellent sound quality, and the quality of the picture is exactly like what a person can download.

    Smuggling the camera in and out of the box is no problem whatsoever; stick it in a backpack and absolutely no one gets curious, ever.

    The point is: I don't think I'm the only one who has done this. The people in the theater are not the only ones you need to watch out for--the people who have free access to ALL the movies the cinema offers are likely where most of the downloadable movies come from.

  82. Re:Night Vision goggles by LittleBigLui · · Score: 2, Insightful
    pretending that being too cheap to pay for your entertainment is some sort of noble stab at the bourgeoisie = not cool
    Those sitting in the cinema with their video camera actually paid for their entertainment, didn't they?
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  83. Going against videocam is ridiculous by DrYak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People who whatch crapy-quality cam rips are either :
    1. Hardcore fans. They'll die to see the movie 2 days before everyone else in their country.
    As fans, they're anyway going to watch the movie 3 or 4 times once it comes to a nearby theater and buy 2 copies of the DVD + almost every other related crap.
    Bottom Line : Media industry isn't loosing money on them. They're actually making a lot of money with these people.

    2. People who aren't interested at all by the movie.
    If they really wanted to watch it, they'll either go and see it in a theater, or rent it on DVD or at least get some hi-quality rip.
    But they don't give a damn fuck, and what the crappy quality.
    They whatch it by curiosity because they happened to find the cam rip.

    Media Industry doesn't loose money on them either : they're never going to pay for the stupid movie.
    There's even a slight chance to make money on them : maybe while watching the cam rips, they'll like the movie and go out to watch the real thing in a theater.

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