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Mutation Creates SuperKid

Tzarius writes "It's not exactly regular Slashdot fare, but the NYTimes has a story about a kid in Berlin (now 4 years old) who was born with naturally massive muscles. It's not a new condition, but it apparently hasn't been recorded in humans before. It also looks like the cause is a suppression of the myostatin protein, which could be reproducible." Reader Spazmasta adds "A gene that blocks production of a muscle-limiting protein (called myostatin) has been found in a abnormally muscular German baby. This news comes apparently 7 years after researchers at Johns Hopkins created 'mighty mice' through a related approach, turning off the gene that produces the muscle-limiting protein. I, for one, welcome our new myostatin-free overlords."

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  1. It's destiny by foidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    he was born to become the governor of California!

    1. Re:It's destiny by BarryNorton · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Zee Germans may have a few tricks up zhere sleaves.

      And they were the rascists?...

    2. Re:It's destiny by NimNar · · Score: 5, Funny

      OK, where's his twin? You know, the Danny DeVito baby.

    3. Re:It's destiny by BLAMM! · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's simpler than that. He was just lucky enough to roll a natural 18/00!

  2. Cute baby! by RLiegh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can you get him to give me my car back?

  3. Looks like by Timesprout · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Governator has been playing away from home

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  4. where are the pics? by Richthofen80 · · Score: 5, Funny

    i expect it to be a sitcom-esque situation, where the baby lifts the family car when it gets stuck in the mud.

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    1. Re:where are the pics? by rush22 · · Score: 2, Funny

      heh. It reminds me of one of my favourite snl sketches--Chris Farley as a gigantic baby on 'the Sally show', with guest Tim Meadows as the author of "My God, These Enormous Children With Their Disproportionate Strength and Inability to Logic Are Sure to Rise Up and Destroy Us"

  5. here's a picture of his asscrack! by squarefish · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not kidding!

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    1. Re:here's a picture of his asscrack! by greenhide · · Score: 5, Funny

      It is an unfortunate photo (it's a pretty gross photo actually, surprised it was the only one they could get their hands on).

      For those of you who are afraid to follow the link, in the photo the kid has very well defined leg muscles for a 6 day old baby.

      I myself make, uh, plenty of myostatin. In fact, that's my superpower -- making tons of myostatin to keep my body almost superhumanly unmuscled.

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    2. Re:here's a picture of his asscrack! by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I myself make, uh, plenty of myostatin. In fact, that's my superpower -- making tons of myostatin to keep my body almost superhumanly unmuscled.

      And I thought I was the only one... ...and that picture is amazing. The child looks like a bodybuilder.

      I've always wondered about that. My sister's kids are built like tanks... incredibly solid bodies, large and very strong. My kids however, are more normal, what you'd typically expect for kids (at least their bodies... they all have "interesting" personalities just like their parents ;-). It was always strange holding a large but lean, muscular two-year-old like that compared to the typical soft, cuddly toddlers (like mine used to be). I wonder if the kids inherited one copy of that gene since they have a former NFL football player for an uncle.

      Her oldest child is now eight. He's a sweet boy, but he's had a fair amount of medical problems. He's the biggest and strongest in his class though, which can be good... or bad, and not suprisingly, he excels at athletics.

      I have a feeling that the interest in this will be huge and some day there might be some skinny, sickly kid named Steve Rogers who gets and injection and goes on to fight America's enemies as some kind of super soldier.

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    3. Re:here's a picture of his asscrack! by kir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It is an unfortunate photo (it's a pretty gross photo actually, surprised it was the only one they could get their hands on).

      I'm curious. Why do you think it's a pretty gross photo? It's a baby's butt. That's about as "ungross" as you can get. Well... unless the kid is taking a dump. HE HE HE

      When my daughter was a baby, her butt was the cutest thing... well... until odor starting hitching a ride with the payload. Damn solid foods.

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    4. Re:here's a picture of his asscrack! by GuyFawkes · · Score: 4, Funny

      err, that pic looks like it is of a female......

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    5. Re:here's a picture of his asscrack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      I wonder if the kids inherited one copy of that gene since they have a former NFL football player for an uncle.

      They've got an incredibly understanding father if they inherited any genes from their "uncle" ;)

    6. Re:here's a picture of his asscrack! by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2, Informative

      but it'[s recognized that until puberty, most children look female in their body shape when other clues are not present

      The "clues" in this case include what looks an awful lot like vulva where a scrotum should be.

      Now, I'm not a parent, but...

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    7. Re:here's a picture of his asscrack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Reminds me of a joke:

      A white guy, an explorer, let's call him Livingstone, is living with a native African tribe. One day the leader of the tribe aproaches him angrily.

      Tribe leader: "My wife has just given birth to a white son!"

      Livingstone: *face turns red* "Well, you know... uh... sometimes nature can surprise you. For example, look at the goats over there. All the goats are white except one that is black. You see? There's a natural explanation"

      Tribe leader: "ok, I understand. I no talk about white son, you no talk about black goat"

  6. Someone.. by tbaggy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Someone told me he's weak to kryptonite...

    1. Re:Someone.. by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

      maybe later we can have him fight this other kid, Richard Sandrak...

      I dont think Richard is a genetic anomaly though... IIRC his parents are just martial arts and bodybuilding nuts.

    2. Re:Someone.. by sstidman · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've never heard of Richard Sandrak before; here is an interesting link. I swear, some of those photos look fake. Jeez that kid is flexible!!

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    3. Re:Someone.. by icestorm487 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      if i remember correctly it isn't a good thing to be working out (AKA body building) before roughly the age of 16 because it can damage the growth plates. If that happens the person is stuck as a short s**t for the rest of their lives.

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  7. Listen to me now.... by wwest4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    and believe me later.

    1. Re:Listen to me now.... by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think you mean: "Listen to me now, and hear me later!"

      We are Hans and Frans, and we're going to PUMP YOU UP! ;)

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  8. There must be a major downside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...as there seems to be little evolutionary pressure to supress myostatin in the normal population.

    1. Re:There must be a major downside... by Mz6 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was actually wondering the same thing. It's used in cattle and mice now. But what is the downside? Wouldn't everyone want to be big and muscular? This kid can already hold 7 lb weights from his arms, something that adults have a hard time doing. What's the downside to not producing myostatin?

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    2. Re:There must be a major downside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      The downside is that your skeletal structure has to be strong enough to support the extra weight, your circulatory system and lungs need to be able to pump enough blood and supply enough oxygen to all that extra tissue and you need to ingest a hell of a lot more food to provide enough energy to grow and sustain your body mass, which in turn requires your digestive system can process the amount of food you'll need to eat.

      Think of it as being obese, but with muscle instead of fat. Why would that be an advantage?

    3. Re:There must be a major downside... by Nos. · · Score: 3, Informative
      And there very possibly is, from the article...

      The boy is healthy now, but doctors worry he could eventually suffer heart or other health problems

    4. Re:There must be a major downside... by confused+one · · Score: 5, Interesting
      rtfa. They mentioned there's a concern he'll use up all the satellite cells in his muscles (the source of replacement cells when the muscle is damaged). They believe the myostatin works to suppress these cells; and, without it, his muscle repair / replacement mechanism is working overtime. He may end up a man of 30 or 40 with a muscle wasting disorder because he hasn't got the ability to repair damaged cells anymore.

      of course, they don't really know. He may live to be 90, still be able to lift 2-3 times his weight, and show no ill effects.

    5. Re:There must be a major downside... by Timesprout · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wouldn't everyone want to be big and muscular?

      For myself no. I tone up pretty quickly when I work out but I would not like to get too bulky, it used to be a real pain getting pants to fit my waist and thighs properly when I was bigger.

      That aside there are health and dietary implications. You heart has to work harder to supply blood, particularly under heavy exercise, you lose mobility, and endurance sports become a lot more difficult (not really a bad thing :-) ). I'm sort of half expecting to hear this kid keeled over from heart failure at 35 while putting the garbage out.

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    6. Re:There must be a major downside... by julesh · · Score: 5, Informative

      According to the Medical College of Georgia, it weakens ligaments.

    7. Re:There must be a major downside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
      ...and you need to ingest a hell of a lot more food to provide enough energy to grow and sustain your body mass...
      That's the real reason. The human body is very energy constrained, mainly because that big brain burns energy at 20% of the basal metabolic rate. Giant muslces would need to provide a major guaranteed increase in food to be favored by evolution.
    8. Re:There must be a major downside... by nanosmurf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The "downside" is linked to a variety of rare neuromuscular disorders, related to (but distinct from) various forms of muscular dystrophy (think Jerry Lewis Telethon). It's not so much what this discovery means for body-builders or people looking to be "extra-strong" but what it means to folks who are born _without_ the ability to produce myostatin. A lack of myostatin would more than likely mean a quick deterioration of the skeletal muscle system, and more importantly, a progressive weakening of the heart muscle and diaphragm, eventually leading to death by complications.

    9. Re:There must be a major downside... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 4, Insightful
      That's the real reason. The human body is very energy constrained, mainly because that big brain burns energy at 20% of the basal metabolic rate. Giant muslces would need to provide a major guaranteed increase in food to be favored by evolution.

      ...Then this sounds like a perfect adaptation for an environment full of double-meat burgers, super-sized fries and 1/2-gallon sodas. This baby's genes seem to have a very bright future.

    10. Re:There must be a major downside... by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Informative

      I remember reading somewhere a reason why some topics in bad movies, like really giant insects, apes, humans, or to the other direction, very tiny humans (think in Giant's Land) [are unrealistic] and [it] was related to body architecture and strength of materials.

      You're thinking of the cube-square law: surface area increases according to the square of the length, but volume increases according to the cube of the length. As mass correlates with volume, thus the thin legs of insects suffice to carry their weight, but elephants need thick stumpy legs.

      But this has a number of biological consequences: not only would miniature elephants be (proportionally) super-strong and giant insects unable to support their own weight, but cells in the greater volume of larger animals require food and oxygen.

      In an organism with a small volume to surface area ratio, all the cells are close enough to the organism's periphery to obtain their food and oxygen more or less directly from the environment. In "large" organisms, the internal cells must be supplied by the organism itself, so lungs and circulatory systems are needed.

      (Indeed, the lungs -- and the intestines -- are designed to pack a lot of surface area, surfaces at which gases can be exchanged or nutrients absorbed, into a small volume, by means of foldings and branchings.)

      In "medium-sized" (but still microscopic) organisms, primitive "lungs" -- as simple as a large hollow internal area lined with cells -- and "circulatory systems" -- such as an undifferentiated internal "soup" of nutrients -- can suffice.

    11. Re:There must be a major downside... by swv3752 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The kid is no longer soft and cuddly. We have parental instincts hardwired to respond to soft and cuddly. (This is a bit of oversimplification). A kid built with the hard lines of an adult will not get the automatic benefit of a doubt that a regularly child will receive. If you have kids or been around kids, think of the ire they raise when they do something worng, whether crying as babies or making a mess, or breaking your PS2. Now think of how much madder you'd be if you viewed them as miniature adults instead of children. While having the extra muscle mass might be an advantagous, there is a severe downside in that as a species we would have been less likely to raise such mutants.

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    12. Re:There must be a major downside... by John+Harrison · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This kid can already hold 7 lb weights from his arms, something that adults have a hard time doing.

      Adults would have an easier time of this if their arms were the length of a 4 year old's. I don't mean to belittle his strength, but this is an odd way to measure it since the length of the arm plays as much of a role as the weight involved. I would be more interested in what he can bench press compared to a normal 4 year old.

    13. Re:There must be a major downside... by maxpublic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You've got it wrong. It is an advantage, and it has no downside in a society where you can get regular access to a lot of food.

      But for nearly the entire history of the human race, and for much of the world today, starvation has been common. Prior to the advent of agriculture humans starved about one out of every three years. Under those conditions, the demands of big muscles which apparently don't easily convert to food will get you killed.

      For the kid in Germany who won't have a problem getting enough food to eat, this is one big bonus with no downside.

      Max

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    14. Re:There must be a major downside... by DuckDodgers · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, you are incorrect about the health implications.

      - Muscle actually helps circulation by pushing veinous blood back towards the heart. The reason big powerlifters and Olympic lifters have problems is all the fat they have in addition to the muscle. Do leg presses and squats with light to medium weight for a few months and then walk up five flights of stairs. You will be considerably less winded than you would have been before you built those leg muscles.

      - Endurance sports that don't involve long term steady activity are actually easier for muscular people. This kid may have as tough a time jogging 10 miles as someone the same weight and much fatter, but in football he'll probably catch his breath much more quickly between plays than anyone less fit.

      - Bodybuilders who haven't ruined their flexibility with constant short range motions, joint damage from improper use of explosive motion exercises, and tendon damage from dangerous anabolic supplements can be extremely flexible. John Grimek, one of the greatest bodybuilders of the 20th century, could stand with his legs straight and rest his forearms on the ground. Casey Viator could touch his elbows together behind his head.

    15. Re:There must be a major downside... by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or maybe it's an advantage now, in an industrialized society where there's plenty of food, but hasn't been an advantage for much in our history and prehistory, when famine was much more likely. Maybe, until recently, the chance one of the support systems wouldn't be able to keep up during lean times was that major downside, so the gene hasn't spread much until modern times. Possibly, that major downside has been mitigated or rendered moot.
      Hey, when this little guy grows up, he could have a real interest in supporting a society stable enough to protect his geneticly vulnerable to famine uber-offspring. Once he has a few kids, it will make sense if he gets out there and fights for truth, justice, and the German way, and even before he reproduces, he might want to take a not too risky but socially consious job like crusading reporter for a major metropolitan daily.

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    16. Re:There must be a major downside... by Phillup · · Score: 2, Interesting

      First, there very few muscles around your waist other than the lower ab muscles. It's unlikely that you built your ab muscles enough to affect your pant size.

      I can tell it is a problem you've never had... I have.

      He specifically said: waist and thighs

      Typical/Average/Normal clothes expect a specific ratio between waist and thigh size.

      If you are a bodybuilder/weightlifter in good shape then your waist will typically be smaller, and your thighs bigger.

      Finding a pair of pants that fits the thighs means getting a waist size that is about 8 inches too big.

      You have to get the pants over the thighs before you get anywhere close to the waist...

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    17. Re:There must be a major downside... by PantsWearer · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This is simply a case (an interesting case) of variation in the genome.

      That's what evolution is based on. It's generally not substantial never-been-seen-before mutations. It's the accumulation of a number of these "interesting cases" that slowly, over generations, redirects the genome of a population.

      These little mutations may cause this population to become non-breeding with other parallel populations due to a number of issues. With some species this may simply be the fact that one sub-population's breeding season no longer overlaps with another's (spring vs. fall), even though it's only a minor genome variation. It might be that some new mutation that plays well with other mutations accumulated with the population proves fatal when interacting with the original population's genes. It might also just be a social change; if one population is unattractive to the other, there's not much chance of cross breeding. (Like slashdotters and supermodels.)

      In the end, no matter what the reason, separation of populations generally leads to further genetic drift. Not necessarily completely new species, especially if their environments are similar, but drift nonetheless.

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    18. Re:There must be a major downside... by DuckDodgers · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dude, Schwarzenegger's surgery was done to correct a congenital heart defect. In other words, it's a problem he was born with.

      Weightlifting itself doesn't do anything bad to your heart. What damages your heart is overdosing on anabolic supplements, and taking advantage of your accelerated metabollism to eat all kinds of foods that clog your arteries.

    19. Re:There must be a major downside... by makeyourself · · Score: 2, Informative

      One of the reasons is stated in the article, where it may be possible that the child's cells will be too tired to properly sustain his muscles when he reaches 30. Moreover, i read once about this issue envolving the 'garbage' inside the DNA, called introns. They accumulate on the chormosomes arms and are spliced each time it duplicates. Up to here there is no real problem, but think about the times this kid's cells will multiplicate by the time he reaches 10. When the telomerase starts fading away, the part of the chromosome that is chopped are introns, and that can be a real issue if you start thinking about cancer being 12. In the other hand, IMO evolution doesn't make mistakes, so this might just be one of it's first experiments to improve one of it's youngest species, and most (that is genetically) underdeveloped.

  9. Somebody has to... by NaugaHunter · · Score: 5, Funny

    KHAAAAAN!!!!!

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  10. dear god by insomnyuk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok, two things about this story are amazing.

    Firstly, that a 4 year old toddler can hold 3 kilo individual handheld weights, straight out.

    Secondly, that 'many adults' can't hold that much weight. My leatherbound volume of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy has to weigh AT LEAST that much. What the hell is wrong with people?

    1. Re:dear god by mikael · · Score: 2, Funny

      Firstly, that a 4 year old toddler can hold 3 kilo individual handheld weights, straight out.

      He's only 4 years old and can already carry his own laptop.

      I'd hate to be the parent to ask "Where did you hide Daddy's laptop?".

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    2. Re:dear god by denlin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i'm assuming you're unlike the parent, you *do not* "sit your lazy butt in front of a computer all day and don't *ever* work out on purpose, thin, & don't have much muscle definition." i'm in fairly good shape & tried 20 pounds w/ 1 arm for only a few seconds *fully* extended (no bending at the elbow). i had no intention of holding it there for too long. :) also, the article states that he can maintain 6.6 pounds w/ each arm, my several being 19.8 to 26.4 pounds.

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  11. Mutants by pete-classic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, lets just hope Xavier gets to him first.

    -Peter

  12. What's his name? by Cajunator · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let me guess.......Bam-Bam?

  13. Another Photo by applemasker · · Score: 4, Informative

    Courtesy of Yahoo here.

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      Just above that picture there is a 'next' link. DO NOT FOLLOW THAT LINK!

      I told not to follow that link... That blonde does seem to have a certain fascination for that 'artifact'.

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      "Okay, here's your modelling assignment for today."

      "Go to museum and gaze longingly at penis in a jar. I should have stayed in college."

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  14. *never* been found in humans? by Kainaw · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think it goes a bit far to claim that this mutation has NEVER been found in humans. Sure, there may not be any popular hospitals with records of this mutation, but I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that this mutation happens about every 5-10 years in small areas all around the world.

    For an example, there was a kid in my teeny little high school who had a muscular growth mutation. His muscles grew so much so fast that he had regular surgery to remove the excess lumps and knots of muscle. He didn't resemble a body builder. He looked like a mutation with lumps all over his body and scars where they had done surgery. I read this article and wondered if he has the same mutation.

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    1. Re:*never* been found in humans? by julesh · · Score: 5, Informative

      Googling for 'myostatin mutation' finds this, which seems to be an account of another person who has this condition, so you're probably right.

    2. Re:*never* been found in humans? by John+Harrison · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm not sure what to think of BALCO sponsored science. The link above should at least be modded funny.

    3. Re:*never* been found in humans? by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The BALCO (heh) letter states that Flex Wheeler has two different mutations that make him an extreme responder, one of which is a myostatin mutation.

      What's different about the Berlin kid is he has the myostatin mutation on both chromosomes. His mother and father both had the mutation, and both passed it on.

      I just hope that this isn't going to cause the child health problems. If one copy of the gene can produce Flex Wheeler, and allow a man to carry 330-pound curbstones by hand, two copies could be disastrous. He could end up completely immobilized by his own overgrown muscle tissue.

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    4. Re:*never* been found in humans? by noldrin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I also wouldn't be suprised if the stories about Heracles are based on such a condition.

  15. uberkind by Guano_Jim · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's a good thing this kid wasn't born in Germany in the mid-to-late thirties.

    What I want to know is:

    A. How soon will myostatin inhibiting pills become available and:

    B. How soon before jock dads start feeding them to their toddlers.

    1. Re:uberkind by julesh · · Score: 2, Informative

      (A) they already are. (B) they already are, I guess.

      The problem is that they don't work. It seems that you need to perform gene therapy in order to effectively achieve this kind of result.

  16. makes you wonder... by MagicM · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If in most humans there is a process that actively limits muscle growth, then there must be a downside to being muscular... I wonder what it is.

    1. Re:makes you wonder... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Starvation.

      Think about it. In the wild (i.e., in the hunter-gatherer mode of living that represents most of human existence to date) it's obviously useful to be strong -- but you also have to be lean enough to be fast on your feet, and be able to run long distances, and most important, not burn up too many calories just sitting there. Big huge people don't handle "lean times" (and no wild animal is ever too far away from potential starvation) nearly as well as little, wiry ones.

      The pre-industrial agricultural period (roughly speaking, 8000 BC to 1800 AD -- again, a damn big chunk of time) probably exacerbated this with its frequent episodes of famine. These days, we regard it as an aberration when a few million people are starving to death somewhere; for most of recorded history, that has been a fear with which everyone had to live, all the time.

      Dire wolves and sabretooth tigers died out. Grey wolves and mountain lions are still here.

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    2. Re:makes you wonder... by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I know it's a joke, but just for record sake, evolution was not a beauty contest. ("Chicks dig muscular guys! I want to be muscular too!") It was about tuning an animal to be able to at least survive its environment.

      As was already mentioned by several other people, the food intake is one factor. I won't go into that again.

      What I will go into is the situation humans evolved in. Humans didn't evolve as brave muscular cavemen wrestling sabertooth tigers in 1-on-1 combat. Au contraire. It was more like a stealth game, if you will.

      It was a rather small and wimpy fruit eating ape, only suddenly there were less and less trees with fruit. It had to find a new source of food.

      Now contrary to popular belief (e.g., among rabid vegetarian zealots) not all animals can eat grass and leaves. Raw grass and leaves contain an enzyme that prevents you from extracting the protein in it. Unless you have the _very_ specialized digestive system of a herbivore, _or_ can boil those plants (high temperature destroys that enzyme), you can't survive on leaves. That ape didn't fit either category. (We're still millions of years before taming the fire.)

      There is, howver, one thing that any animal can digest, and provides all the aminoacids needed: meat. Yes. Sorry, vegans. The human species evolved on _meat_.

      There was another problem, however: that ape couldn't hunt. It didn't have the speed to catch an antelope, nor the claws or teeth to kill it with.

      It had to survive by basically stealing food killed by the carnivores. The problem not ending up as second course for those carnivores.

      It was a game of stealth, speed and cunning, not one of brutal hand-to-hand combat. Evolving into something more muscular and slower was _not_ an option. A small ape twice as muscular still can't kill a tiger with its bare hands.

      The correct evolutionary path was to become more agile and, most importantly, _smarter_. Being able to improvise a plan raised your survival chances a lot more. And conversely, having a supply of meat allowed you to have a bigger brain. This cycle is what put us on the evolutionary course to what we are today.

      I.e., in a way, yes, the correct evolutionary course was to become a scrawny smart geek. That was the survival trait.

      And you can see it in how the species evolved. In the original ape, the male was about twice as big as the female, much more muscular and had bigger teeth and jaws. It was originally supposed to be, yes, the muscular jock that can defend his woman.

      What the species evolved into, was something where the two genders are a lot more comparably sized. Most of the muscle advantage disappeared, and the big jaws were lost too.

      It's easy to extrapolate that the brave and muscular jocks were the first to get out of the gene pool. That was not a survival trait.

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    3. Re:makes you wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well we now live in a country were we (as a nation) are becoming increasingly overweight. Our genetic makeup compells us to eat and store, and since we don't have the rigorous daily routine that our ancestors had for ages, our weight is not being kept in check.

      This could possibly be a great tool to enhance the health of our country. Muscles use energy to maintain, so if we could make people a tad more muscular, diets could become alot easier.

      I'm not saying give everyone huge muscles, but if we can moderate it and allow people to attain and maintain a healy muscle tone, it would do wonders for those who do not have the time (or the desire) to go to the gym often.

      I hope people can see how useful a tool like this could be. While it's true new technologies can be dangerous, they often have astoundingly good applications that can be lost by blindly banning them out of fear.

    4. Re:makes you wonder... by Dread_ed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      These days, we regard it as an aberration when a few million people are starving to death somewhere; for most of recorded history, that has been a fear with which everyone had to live, all the time

      You are quite correct in this. However what many people fail to see is that the cycles of starvation/famine that the "old world" had are quite similar to our boom and bust cycles of business. There would be good years and bad years and most of it was predicated on weather and later on the planning skills of the leaders. This is drawn into even sharper focus when you understand that the economies of the "old world" were agricultural. When food was not produced at a certain level everyone suffered because the "money supply" was directly tied to agricultural goods.

      I find it odd that people do not realize that the same ups and downs that put people out of business, starve famalies, put strain on the workers, etc. have been going on since before recorded history. It is even funnier when people try to lay the blame for the natural cucle of things at the feet of one person (the president/fed. chairman/Ken Lay/grandmother) when all of humanity has not been able to eradicate this cycle of change and we have been trying since before anyone can remember or document.

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    5. Re:makes you wonder... by swv3752 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The kid looses cuteness. We are hardwired to protect cute. A kid that looks like a miniature adult will get treated like an adult. The kid would not get the benefit of automatic responses to protect children. One might try to distract a bear from menacing your neighbor Bob. One is more likely to fight the bear to protect Bob's child.

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    6. Re:makes you wonder... by Sgt+York · · Score: 2, Informative
      evolution was not a beauty contest.

      Sometinmes, it is though. Evolution is not about tuning and organism for the environment. It is about producing the largest number of offspring that go on to reproduce. Being finely tuned to the environment will help in this regard, but so will the ability to attract a mate. Witness, most of the avians (peacocks, any crested bird, etc).

      Raw grass and leaves contain an enzyme that prevents you from extracting the protein in it.

      It doesn't change the point, but as a technical issue it's that we lack an enzyme needed to extract sugar from cellulose (primary calorie source in vegetable matter). No animal has this enzyme. Herbivore animals like cattle, deer, termintes, etc have developed symbiotic relationships with bacteria to use the carbon in cellulose.

      I.e., in a way, yes, the correct evolutionary course was to become a scrawny smart geek. That was the survival trait.

      Add "that can run marathons" and you've got it precisely, according to some theories. Look at the hunter-gatherer cultures in Africa today. Our ancient predecessors probably hunted in a smiliar manner; wounding prey and tracking them until they dropped.

      Evolving into something more muscular and slower was _not_ an option.

      To nitpick to death, it was an option. Just not a good one :).

      The big jaws in apes were not primarily for combat. They were for crushing nuts (Please don't take the obvious joke...). The strong upper body was from the ancestors aboreal nature. Once we became upright and savannah-dwelling, we didn't need massive upper body strength. We needed long bones in the legs, and powerful leg muscles. So jocks were selected for. At least, the track & field type.

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    7. Re:makes you wonder... by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ""Evolving into something more muscular and slower was _not_ an option."

      To nitpick to death, it was an option. Just not a good one :).
      "

      Well, given the time intervals needed for evolution, and the environment, I still say that it wasn't an option at all. Small mutations in that direction happened all the time, and died, but actually _evolving_ in that direction for any signifficant interval was not realistically possible.

      As you undobtedly know, evolution works in _very_ small steps. The mutations along the line are almost infinitesimal.

      Such abrupt one-in-a-million mutations like this kid don't count, because the chance is pretty much zero that in a tribe of, say, 100 people he'd also find a similar wife, so they can transmit this abrupt mutation to their children. Or if they do, it's not too far.

      Such big deviations randomly appear, and then die.

      So to start evolving in a given direction, _tiny_ deviations in that direction have to offer a very immediate short-term advantage.

      I.e., you can imagine that an 800 pound ape, pure muscle, and with razor sharp claws and tiger-like teeth, would have been _perfect_ for that environment. However, evolving into that was not an option. Why? Because it involves going through steps like a _slightly_ more musculare ape, and maybe with _slightly_ bigger fingernails.

      Which step just lacks the survival advantage to continue along that line. It would need to go on like that for a couple million years, before it starts being an advantage. Before that it's actually a disadvantage, so it gets purged out of the gene pool.

      The opposite direction, namely the ape with a _slightly_ bigger brain and other small deviations towards human had a much bigger advantage, so those were the ones who lived to have kids.

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    8. Re:makes you wonder... by DDX_2002 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I.e., you can imagine that an 800 pound ape, pure muscle, and with razor sharp claws and tiger-like teeth, would have been _perfect_ for that environment. However, evolving into that was not an option. Why? Because it involves going through steps like a _slightly_ more musculare ape, and maybe with _slightly_ bigger fingernails.
      True, but as I understand it, the real question is if there is some minor advantage to those intermediate steps - you know, the old slightly photosensitive cells -> barely being able to sense a shadow falling on you -> millions of years -> stereo colour vision thing. It doesn't have to be useful in the same way as in the ultimate form (not that there's really any such thing) for it to be selected for along the way. I should thing tougher fingernails and more powerful muscles could be of use in digging, cracking things open/scraping meat from bones, climbing trees, etc. Eventually they'd enable you to be a nasty predator, in the interim they might make you a better scavenger.
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    9. Re:makes you wonder... by evenparity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I wouldn't deny the existence of a DOWNSIDE to this kind of muscle growth, readers are probably overestimating the UPSIDE. Think about it, the major human evolutionary advantage was the brain, not the brawn. Being stronger can lead to incremental advantages, but more intelligence was "evolutionary" because it was more unique.

    10. Re:makes you wonder... by Bahumat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is an important factor in human evolution, and primates in general, that is frequently overlooked.

      Humans are strong. No, like, /really/ strong. And we're weak compared to most of the primate family.

      Primates of all sorts sport a good deal of muscle, and moreso, a very efficiently designed skeletal and tendon system. Whereas many animals focus their real strength in specialized parts of their body (usually the thighs for running, or jaws for biting), the human+primate bodies have it strongly built throughout their torso, shoulders, arms, etc.

      Long before brains came along, primates were already happily cookin' along with a hefty dose of strength/weight ratio. Hands were pretty helpful too.

      If this seems counter-intuitive, think about it for a moment: Take an animal weighing as much as you (St. Bernard, a whitetail deer, and a juvenile tiger).

      St. Bernard: Can't lift nearly as much as you with his jaws. Can't carry nearly as much on his back. Can certainly bite harder, and pull more. The torque his neck can create twisting isn't going to compare with the torque your body can produce with a similar motion. Leverage, and advantage: human.

      Whitetail deer: Strong neck, but a human can overpower the torque. Powerful thighs, which can easily outrun and outleap a man, no contest there, but can't carry the same weight on their back (no, they can't, ask the Laaps). Lifting strength, torquing strength, etc, all less than humans, and with a body definetly not designed to use leverage.

      Juvenile tiger: Let's declaw this kitty for simplicity. Pointy bits are, of course, a major evolutionary advantage, but that's not what we're gauging here. First, the spring-like back of all felines is powerful, but can't bear a tremendous amount of weight on it. Note that cats tend to drag their kill, not hoist it and go. (With the notable exception of cheetahs, who tend to tree their prey). Having spoken with a tiger trainer on this subject before, he's indicated that a tiger's forearms aren't incredibly strong; most people at the same weight could "arm-wrestle" a tiger and win, so to speak. Tigers gain most of their knock-down power from lunging their body and hitting with the shoulders; again, back to powerful legs. Twisting torque isn't a forte of theirs; they rely instead on a tight bite at the neck, and their body weight, to bring most prey down.

      As a last example; an animal your weight, were one to tie 15 lbs. weights to each of their arms and legs, would be very unlikely to be able to move at all. A human being, while not able to move /easily/, would still be able to exert the necessary leverage to travel distances.

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  17. Myostatin in cattle by Lust · · Score: 5, Informative

    Muscle doubling in cattle with the same gene was publishedin 1997, with extraordinary photos of a Belgian Blue bull: HERE

    1. Re:Myostatin in cattle by _randy_64 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Holy cow!

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  18. It's known already by luugi · · Score: 4, Informative

    Products that claim to regulate myostatin are already used by many athletes and bodybuilders.These guys are always ahead of the game.

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    1. Re:It's known already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem is that the products only "claim" to work. I've seen the "articles" and read all about them, I work in a GNC. It's all bullshit for now, you can't genetically modify yourself with a pill.

      Bodybuilders and athletes are not using myostatin blockers. They'll advertise for them, sure, but they know they don't work. Steroids, baby.

  19. July Scientific American by peter303 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The cover story in the July Scientific American is about genetic enhancements of muscle. (They havent put the article online free yet.) The thrust is finding an inhibitor for the muscle-growth inhibitor called myostatin. In the article is a picture of a bovine lacking the myostatin gene. It is so bulked up, that it looks like a cylinder of meat with a nose and four hooves sticking out.

    1. Re:July Scientific American by Tozog · · Score: 5, Informative

      It is up for free now here.

      The method in the article is gene therapy, replacing the natural gene with a gene to block myostatin. The NY Times article talks about a drug antibody to prevent myostatin from reaching muscle satalite cells.

  20. Will be used in athletics for a limited time... by SilentChris · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I like the fact that they're already touting this as an advance for athletics. That is, until people find out that (for example) it increases ALL muscles, including the heart, which'll then overgrow and collapses at the age of 35. There's a reason why mutations don't happen all the time.

    1. Re:Will be used in athletics for a limited time... by kneecarrot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or perhaps the muscle will become so developed that it will bring flexibility down to zero essentially rendering the individual athletically useless.

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    2. Re:Will be used in athletics for a limited time... by julesh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My understanding is that short of genetic engineering, there is no way to take advantage of this for athletics.

      Of course, that hasn't stopped numerous companies selling "myostatin inhibitors", but from what I've read, none of them actually work.

    3. Re:Will be used in athletics for a limited time... by presarioD · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can see the future:

      Ladies and Gentlmen welcome to Bagdad Olympics 2044 were all sorts of mutants will compete for the gold medal.

      For the 300m sprint we have Rabbit-Man with a third leg from LegBotics(TM) with the capability to run(TM) and jump(PATENT PENDING) as high as 4m.

      Next to him we have MuscleMan(TM) with genetically engineered MuscleSoft(TM) muscles that can boost performance to all time records.

      We hope(TM) you enjoy(TM) the games! Here are a few messages for you...


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    4. Re:Will be used in athletics for a limited time... by Tozog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The gene therapy version of this talked about in Scientific American says it can be targetted to specific muscles. They were able to use this on mice to enhance one leg by 25% while the other leg's muscles developed normally.

      The increase in muscle came with no additional work, the mice were essential sedentary, but still gained 15-25% muscle mass.

    5. Re:Will be used in athletics for a limited time... by Surt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Read the scientific american article. They've already figured out how to use it for athletics short of genetic engineering, and they've done proof of concept in rats.

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    6. Re:Will be used in athletics for a limited time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      >>They were able to use this on mice to enhance one leg by 25% while the other leg's muscles developed normally.

      This means I can get my left arm to the same size as my right?

  21. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... by FrostedWheat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does he turn green when he's having a tantrum?

  22. my05t/\t1/\/ by bl8n8r · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am adding this to my spam filter now.

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  23. Baby's Father.. by cOdEgUru · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article

    There was no information on the baby's father

    Second Coming of Christ! This time, he's kicking your ass!!

    1. Re:Baby's Father.. by WormholeFiend · · Score: 3, Funny

      but is he going to forgive the lesbians AND get rid of the vampires?

      (see the 0-budget movie Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter)

    2. Re:Baby's Father.. by thetaco82 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sylvester Stallone stars in this summer's ACTION BLOCKBUSTER Jesus 2: This Time it's Personal!

  24. Re:No limit to muscles? by 00Sovereign · · Score: 5, Informative

    Agreed, as a graduate student in the biological sciences, I know that there may be numerous complications from this muscle growth. It depends on the exact function of myostatin, but some problems could be:

    enlarged heart - much like someone suffering from chronic ostructive pulmonary disease (COPD). This causes the heart to work more and eventually fail

    pseudo neuronal degeneration - failure of the nervous system to keep rewiring itself to accomodate the new muscles. This would lead to all sorts of failure in motor control, and eventual paralysis

    These are just two that I can think of off of the top of my head. There may be other, unforeseen consequences. Of course, he could live a "normal" healthy life and get about 20 gold medals in weight lifting.

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  25. bodybuilders have been using this stuff by astanley218 · · Score: 3, Informative

    A few years ago I managed a retail health/nutrition shop. Shortly before I left there was lots of commotion over new research involving certain myostatin inhibitors. Once such product was made from a special marine algae. You can read a review about it here.

    Unfortunately, I left the position before I had a chance to discuss with any first-hand users of these things, but it looks like they're still being sold at various web sites, so somebody must think they're working.

  26. well, according to the article by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2, Informative

    they think he could very well use up his 'sattelite cells' (whatever those are) and his muscles would start to deflate at 30yrs...

  27. PHOTO HERE by swordboy · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:PHOTO HERE by macdaddy357 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The little boy dresses in animal skins, wears a turtle shell hat, carries a club, and can constantly be heard saying, "Bam! Bam! Bam bam bam!".

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    2. Re:PHOTO HERE by Mattcelt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There's an article about gene doping (which talks about myostatin) in Scientific American this month. You can read it here.

      It's particularly interesting that this [the German child's case] is the first time it's been recorded from infancy - that seems very odd!

  28. Downside by Osgyth · · Score: 2, Informative

    If anyone bother to RTFA (but hey this is /. so that's too much to ask) it would tell you the hypothesized downside.

    Muscle cells are surrounded by immature satellite cells that lie dormant until the muscle is injured. Then they migrate into the muscle, replacing injured or dead cells. A recent paper indicated that myostatin might normally function to keep satellite cells quiescent. Without myostatin, he said, the satellite cells might be so active building muscle that they become depleted early in life.

    So they worry that the muscle growth will stop, and eventually reverse without the cells to repair.

  29. Heart problems by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Technically your heart is a muscle (okay so not technically but follow me), if your heart becomes too strong wouldn't it in theory screw up your blood flow? Also penis problems come to mind as well as many other things, but they seem to be the two major problems with having overly active muscles.

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  30. Muscular Dystrophy by Paulrothrock · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My fiance's little brother has MD, a disease where the muscles degrade over time. Eventually, his heart or diaphram will be affected and he will die. Would a myostatin treatment help him by increasing muscle production? I'm not that familiar with his condition, so maybe some doctors or future doctors could help.

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    1. Re:Muscular Dystrophy by SteveZep · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The article says:

      In mice with muscular dystrophy, blocking myostatin helped overcome muscle wasting....
      Hopefully this type of therapy proves useful in people with MD too.

      The article also says:

      There is also the potential to help people who have muscle loss from normal aging or from cancer and diseases like those of the lung or kidneys.
      This would be a huge benefit to people who are bedridden because of long term illnesses. It could allow them to resume their normal lives quickly once their primary illnesses are resolved, without having to deal with the effects of muscle atrophy that set in after extended periods of inactivity.
  31. Mutations, founder's effect, and inbreeding by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Informative
    German supermen, nothing scary about that, eh, untermenschen?

    From this MSNBC article:
    Researchers would not disclose the German boys identity but said he was born to a somewhat muscular mother, a 24-year-old former professional sprinter. Her brother and three other close male relatives all were unusually strong [implying they also have one mutated copy of the gene], with one of them a construction worker able to unload heavy curbstones by hand.

    In the mother, one copy of the gene is mutated and the other is normal; the boy has two mutated copies. One almost definitely came from his father, but no information about him has been disclosed. The mutation is very rare in people.


    The boy has two copies. He could (absent an extremely unlikely second identical mutation on the other copy of the same gene) only get one from his mother. The other had to come from his father. The mutation is very rare. The mother has four male relatives with one copy of the mutation. The identity of the father has not been disclosed.

    Anyone care to connect the dots?

    I'm not pointing this out to be cruel or catty; I'm pointing it put because it's a good example of what's called the "founder's effect", a mechanism by which mutations -- by definition unique or nearly unique events -- became part of a general population.

    Since this child has two copies of the mutation, not only are phenotypic effects greater -- he's even more muscular than his mother who has a single copy -- but all of his children will have at least a single copy, like his mother.

    Were the conditions for founder's effect stronger -- that is, if he were a member of a smaller and more isolated population than modern Germany -- one can easily see how inbreeding could result in the mutation becoming common throughout that population.

    When two persons with a single copy of the mutation breed, one-quarter of their offspring (on average) will have, like the child being studied, two copies of the mutated form (or allele) of the gene (and no copies of the gene's normal allele), one-quarter will have two copies of the normal allele, and one-half of the offspring will have, like the mother, one mutated allele and one "normal" allele.

    But when a person with two copies breeds with a person with a single copy, one-half the offspring (on average) will have two copies of the mutation, and one-half will have one copy of it.

    So if there's any preferential benefit to having the mutation -- if those with the mutation do better and so have more offspring -- and if there's the in-breeding of founder's effect, the mutation should become common in the founder population.

    Indeed, it's likely that founder's effect, along with environmental conditions, explains why Germans and other Europeans, despite being descended from Africans 40,000 years ago, are white rather than black: being white is bad under the Africa sun, as, unprotected, it will lead to skin cancer and death by about age twelve. But being black in the weaker sunlight of Europe prevents the metabolization of vitamin D, leading to the weakened bones of rickets. In Africa, mutations that lead to less melanin production and whiteness also lead to death -- but in Europe it allowed a longer, better life.

    But how did lessened melanin production and "whiteness" spread in Europe? Likely through founder's effect in small and isolated inbreeding populations -- but certainly not because of any "Aryan" superiority.
    1. Re:Mutations, founder's effect, and inbreeding by lazn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Errm I grew up in Africa and did not die of cancer by age 12.. nor did plenty of my friends. (there is a "white" population in africa)

      And I spend enough time outdoors, that after moving back to the USA some of my friends had a hard time recognizing me when I lost my (very) dark tan. (yes I am now "pasty white boy")

      ==>Lazn

    2. Re:Mutations, founder's effect, and inbreeding by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Errm I grew up in Africa and did not die of cancer by age 12.. nor did plenty of my friends. (there is a "white" population in Africa)

      I'm going to guess that you weren't living like humans lived in Africa 40,000 -- or 120,000 -- years ago: unclothed except for skins (and many days would be too hot for wearing skins), spending most of the day under the hot sun gathering uncultivated fruits and vegetables or running down undomesticated game, without sunscreen or medical supplies beyond naturally occurring plants, with no doctors or even any understanding of why skin cancer occurs.

      And quite possibly before natural mutations offering resistance to skin cancers had spread through the human population (by the death of those without those mutations).

      And I spend enough time outdoors, that after moving back to the USA some of my friends had a hard time recognizing me when I lost my (very) dark tan. (yes I am now "pasty white boy")

      And even with all the modern conveniences of (opaque but light enough to wear in the heat) clothing, sun-screen, and medical care, your body caught enough sunlight to provoke increased melanin production even in your white, European descended body.

      I not trying to be overly critical of you here; it's normal for people to think that the conditions that they have personally experienced obtained universally and throughout all of human history. Part of the challenge of learning history or understanding evolution (human or otherwise) is to begin to grasp the enormous differences and the great epochs of time -- time far, far in excess of the span of any single human's life, time measure in the millions of years -- that separate us from our origins.

      Let's play a game by pretending that every year only lasts a minute. It's 2004 today, so, by this game's metric, a "minute" ago it was 2003, and thirty-five minutes ago -- a little over half an hour ago -- Neil Armstrong, in 1969, set foot on the moon. In these terms, World War Two ended just a minute less than an hour ago. Three hours and forty-eight minutes ago -- in 1776 -- Thomas Jefferson declared independence for one nation while, essentially simultaneously in our terms, Adam Smith revealed an Invisible Hand that regulated commerce among all nations.

      Each hour is comprised of sixty minutes, each day of twenty-four hours, for a total of 1440 minutes per day. So by our scheme, one "day" ago, 1440 minutes ago, an English King named Riothamus -- or Arthur -- had just recently failed to keep south-western England from plunging into barbarity in 564. Since Arthur's reign, the rest of "yesterday" saw the Dark Ages in Europe offset by the flowering of Islamic science and mathematics, the rebirth of Europe in the Renaissance, the exploration and colonization of most of the world by Europeans, and, an hour ago, the beginning of the atomic age. All this in one busy "day".

      Even given the brevity of our metric, compressing one year of 525600 minutes into a single minute, it's still easily possible to recite the salient historical events on a year in the sixty seconds we are given, and even include our own particular history: "1903: first heavier-than-air flight; Grandma born." or "1943: Battle of Guadalcanal, Allied invasion of Italy, Warsaw Ghetto uprising against Nazis, Dad born."

      But what's most interesting isn't those years, like 1943, crammed full of events, but the far greater number of years which our histories don't distinguish from one another. Two days ago, 48 hours ago, we come to the year 875 BC (since there's no year zero, 1 AD being preceded immediately by 1 BC). While I'm sure that a historian of that era could come with an interesting event of that year, the nearest I can come up with is the ascension of Osorkon II to the pharoah's throne in Egypt the next year in 874 BC. The remainder of day two will be pretty packed: Rome will be founded and will reign for most of the day, Christ will be born and crucified in a brief half-hour - but will give rise to over a "day"

    3. Re:Mutations, founder's effect, and inbreeding by geschild · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I had no mod points to give so I can respond under my own name, but I second the AC's reaction that this is one of those memorable posts that you wish you could give a bonus on top of some mod-points. If this is your own writing, please keep it up, it makes up for all the trolls and blabbering idiots out there.

      Thanks. Again.

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    4. Re:Mutations, founder's effect, and inbreeding by mikebelrose · · Score: 2

      There's another possibility, some sort of accidental eugenics. Think of it this way, the mother had one of the genes, and it helped her become a competitive runner. It's reasonable to assume that there are men out there who are also good runners because of having a similar gene. The high-level track meets would then accidentally select many people with these genes, and while they're hanging around for their next race, they may get to talking.

  32. Look out! by thpdg · · Score: 3, Funny

    This kid was designed to beat up Slashdotters, in high school.

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  33. Re:So Fark cliches are invading Slashdot now? by Paulrothrock · · Score: 2

    But it might be a cure for muscular dystrophy.

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  34. There's a reason for having the myostatin by mz2 · · Score: 3, Informative

    There's normally a reason for having a tight regulation of muscle growth in animals, as there's a reason for regulating cell divisions and changes that lead to growth and proliferation overall in all sorts of multicellular organisms (otherwise you'd be just a big blob of tumour).

    So, taking out that regulatory protein myostatin will not perhaps be the healthies thing to do if you want to increase muscle size, as you'll just probably end up getting a heart-attack and all sorts of other nasty muscular problems with the most essential muscle tissues you have (heart and intestine at least). This sort of issues occur in GM-modified cattle with the similar myostatin mutation very regularly, and human as another not-too-distant mammal will probably not be any more safe from these problems.

  35. muscular dystrophy by knightrdr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As someone who has muscular dystrophy and has a mother who is severely disabled by the same disease, this makes me very hopeful. Although the article specifically warns that they don't know what the long term effects of this disease are I think you would find that most people suffering from muscular dystrophy would gladly take 30 years of a somewhat "normal" life compared to being doomed to watch my body waste away for lack of a viable treatment. That said, I'm still very skeptical of this discovery. There are over 40 types of muscular dystrophy, not to be confused with multiple schlerosis, which may be affected to varying degrees by myostatin. One thing that the article didn't mention was that even with myostatin it's not possible to regrow muscle with our current technology. So what is already lost may be permanently lost, yet even a 25% improvement or even arrested development of the disease would be welcomed by many of us in the MD community.

  36. Myostatin blockers by julesh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For anyone who's wondering about the uses of treatments for blocking myostatin, here is an article you might want to read.

    Myostatin and Myostatin Inhibitors: The Next Big Supplement Scam

  37. Don't know if this is the first. by Gadzinka · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know if this is the first human w/o muscle-inhibiting protein.

    I once saw a program on Discovery about the guy whos muscles grew indefinitelly, even w/o any physical activity. He had to have them removed surgically from time to time.

    I'm not sure if that was the same condition, but I don't think I'd like to have it.

    Robert

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  38. Natural Selection for Pro Athletes by ianscot · · Score: 2, Interesting
    There's a reason why mutations don't happen all the time.

    They happen 'all the time' -- often enough -- but they mostly just don't result in an advantage that'll make you more successful, natural selection wise.

    You'd have to think, though, that dying at 35 might not stop some people. Tonight's the NBA draft. There's a 7 foot-5 inch European center who'll get taken mid-lottery or so. The kid has a growth hormone problem, diagnosed, that he's being treated for; teams regard it as an advantage, pretty clearly. Andre the Giant didn't live to old age, but he sure could pull down a paycheck in the meantime. If you take a look at steroid use, you'll see a bunch of people who might think this'd be worth it...

    ...making them less likely to reproduce and have their children reproduce, probably, unless the gruopie factor outweighs the difference. Selected against, on balance.

    (I love the popular idea that natural selection and evolution are constantly "improving the product." Super muscles! Rabbits get faster and faster, snakes get more and more poisonous! -- that idea. Sometimes the faster rabbits run out and get eaten by hawks before their more cautious friends. Sometimes a big brain means you're more likely to kill your mother during childbirth, reducing your chances of thriving and reproducing yourself. "Better" in that 6 Million Dollar Man sense isn't necessarily an evolutionary advantage at all.)

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  39. Evolution by arvindn · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If being a 'superhuman' were to confer a survival advantage, then natural selection would have ensured that the mutated gene would have become the standard. Given the obvious advantages of huge muscles, what are the downsides that apparently more than negate it? I read the article and couldn't find a definitive answer. There's one interesting bit:

    A recent paper indicated that myostatin might normally function to keep satellite cells quiescent. Without myostatin, he said, the satellite cells might be so active building muscle that they become depleted early in life. ... will his satellite cells be used up so that his muscles start to deflate when he is 30 or so?

    I'm wondering if that could be it. But then getting weak after age 30 doesn't sound like a big deal to me because humans' reproductive peak occurs well below that age. Any bio people have a clue about any other possibilities?

    1. Re:Evolution by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Could it be the effect of the new work cycle in the last 100 years that is delaying sexual reproduction until after 30?

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  40. Selective use by gr8_phk · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If it can be selective, then perhaps it could be used to bulk up a damaged heart. For example after a heart attack.

    In general, I'm with the parent poster on this one - more is not always better, and there is likely a down side to this. However, as humans really can't say one way or the other. Perhaps you need this mutation AND another one, two, or 12 to really be "better". Even a "bad" mutation may be good when taken with another set of modifications we don't know about. Embrace genetic diversity.

  41. Is he unbreakable? by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 3, Funny

    I see a strange, fragile comic book dealer in this kid's future.

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  42. Will the Olympics allow mutants to compete? by thisissilly · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He's not taking any performance-enhancing substances. If he goes into weightlifting, and gets good at it, can he go to the Olympics?

  43. Zero Gravity by Tekoneiric · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wonder what effect the blockers would have on the human body in zero gravity.

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  44. Spooky thought... by Dr.+Smeegee · · Score: 3, Insightful
    From Associated Press Article
    Researchers would not disclose the German boy's identity but said he was born to a somewhat muscular mother, a 24-year-old former professional sprinter. Her brother and three other close male relatives all were unusually strong, with one of them a construction worker able to unload heavy curbstones by hand.
    In the mother, one copy of the gene is mutated and the other is normal; the boy has two mutated copies. One almost definitely came from his father, but no information about him has been disclosed. The mutation is very rare in people.

    I hate to sound the banjo alarm, but I suspect the easiest way for these genes to double up in the bairn would be in a case of incest.

    Eep. Wonder if they are recessive?
  45. Very Bad - Known in the Horse world as HYPP by user404 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok folks, while genetic mutations happen, sometimes they are bad. In the horse world there is a halter horse known as 'Impressive'. He was what the particular comunity was looking for, massivly muscled, very high definition etc. Well since he won just about everything that he was entered in, he was bread to many, many horses. The gene that causes this is a dominate so it is passed along with about a 50% chance. The problem comes when a horse has this on both sides, he developes etc then he will die, quite a painful death. It was called 'Impressive Syndrome' for the longest time. They re-labled to be HYperkalemic Periodic Paralysis. This link is older but gives a decent background in it. The key point I am making here is that it's the gene is responsible for myostatin production. I truly hope it doesn't affect humans in the same way. It has gotten to be so bad they require testing of all of the known decendants of Impressive to be tested for HYPP, and if either side has the defect, they are not allowed to be bread (AQHA and APHA in particular). If they are, then they cannot enter the events (no $$,$$$,$$$.$$). They are intentionally trying to kill off this gene. Since the liniage of most registerd horses can be traced back several hundred years, it gave a powerful way to research this one in particular.

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  46. Space Exploration and Myostatin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am kind of surprised no other /.'er mentioned this possibility, so I will. Wasn't a limiting factor to space travel always considered the shriveling of muscles?

    In Zero-gravity, muscles atrophy rather quickly. Perhaps mystatin inhibition is part of an answer? If there was less Myostatin present in a given astronaut, perhaps muscles would rebuild themselves at a given rate. The rate would certainly vary with dose and individual, but I think there may be a possibility here for removing a serious limiting factor for long, manned space voyages.

    Research must be done, but what does everyone here think?

  47. Picture at Tribune by nightsweat · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/health/chi- 040624baby-photo,1,7431047.photo has a photo of the kid's legs. You might have to register. Hulk smash.

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  48. "Better" isn't usually what we think it is by ianscot · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Bigger brains -- possibly higher intelligence, definitely higher risk in the birth canal.

    Faster rabbit -- sometimes runs out and gets nabbed by a hawk when the more cautious ones are holding back.

    Higher metabolism and endothermism -- requires more energy to keep going. (Similar cost for huge muscles.)

    There's a popular idea that things are getting "better" through natural selection and evolution. The things is, our ideas of what "better" would be are usually kind of silly and superficial. "Better adapted" is probably the way to think about it.

    Imagine a genetic trend toward, say, bolder, more aggressive personalities, as Nazi eugenicists would have wanted things to go. People who aren't afraid of life, who'll go out and seize it and try to change things for the better! Great, right? Except maybe a more cautious social nature is a heck of a good thing, given how complex human society is. Maybe personalities like that would be a disaster: wars, instability in our societies, and so on.

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  49. Picture by skjernaa · · Score: 3, Informative

    A picture from a Danish newspaper. He is 7 months old at this picture.

  50. Marvel Comics by razmaspaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wasn't there (I suppose there still is) a Marvel character called Juggeernaut where this was his mutation?

    Will this guy be allowed to compete in the Olympics when he grows up?

    Are we going to accept this guy or make him an outcast like the X-Men series predicts?

    So many unrelated questions so little time.

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  51. Cute maybe - but at 10 yrs old he'll turn green... by M1rth · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can just see his parents putting green makeup on him for Halloween some year after he sees The Hulk for the first time...

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  52. Bodies like G(r)eek Gods by DCheesi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After googling for myostatin, it looks like there have been other cases of this. It sounds like different specific mutations of this gene produce varying levels of inhibition; this kid is just an extreme case.

    Also, although the scientists are moving cautiously on this, the bodybuilding-supplement industry has already jumped on the bandwagon (as usual). There's already a "natural" product (their quotes) on the market that claims to block myostatin. As always, I take their claims with several pounds of salt :)

    Obviously I'll wait for the real scientists' findings, but a drug for this could be a real lifesaver for the modern geek^H^H^H^H white collar worker. Basically it causes your body to spend all its extra resources building & fueling muscle, instead of growing fat cells and dealing with hyperglycemia. We'd all be in great shape; that is, until the inevitable post-apocalyptic famine hit ;)

  53. This is a child’s misfortune. by Zapdos · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let's all hope the doctors and scientists have good luck. They are trying to figure out how to save this child's life. If left the way he is, his heart will become too thick to stay functional.
    This condition has been documented in animals, which have all died at a fairly young age.

    This is just this child's misfortune to be the first documented human case.

  54. Who's Your Daddy? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    The little boy dresses in animal skins, wears a turtle shell hat, carries a club, and can constantly be heard saying, "Bam! Bam! Bam bam bam!".

    Barney and Betty's kid? How about a reality check. Consider the following from one of the articles:

    The child's mother was strong - she had been a professional sprinter in the 100-meter dash - and she came from a strong family. Her grandfather, a construction worker, had unloaded curbstones by hand, hefting stones weighing at least 330 pounds. (There was no information on the baby's father.)

    They probably couldn't get ahold of the father because he was doing the laundry, taking out the trash or washing dishes, if he knows what's good for him!

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  55. ObSoutpark Quote by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Funny

    When asked why he was destroying the town, the boy replied "Stan bad! Bechomp bechomp, bechewie chomp, bechewie chomp."

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  56. las drugas by austad · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If drugs come out to block this protein, of course it's going to be abused by people.

    I forget what it's called now, but there is a condition where your heart can grow too big inside your chest, and your ribcage and organs press on it and cause all sorts of problems. People who take steroids are susceptible to this condition.

    I'm fairly active, and I used to take creatine before workouts. I started having chest pain and went to the doctor, and he was telling me that could be the problem, especially since I was using creatine. An X-ray showed I was fine, but it does happen to people, and I would think the abscence of this protein would surely make one more likely to have the problem.

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  57. Evolution IS a beauty contest by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

    > evolution was not a beauty contest. ("Chicks dig muscular guys! I want to be muscular too!") It was about tuning an animal to be able to at least survive its environment

    Hence the dazzling fan of the peacock, which the peacock uses to beat it's prey to death in a frightening, yet fashionable, display of evolutionary fitness.

    There are many examples of evolution in weird directions for better sexual selection. For example song birds, fireflies, and Bill Clinton's exaggerated male chin.

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  58. Re:Why would that be an advantage? by Alexis+de+Torquemada · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We're not talking NBA- or NFL-muscular here. This kid may grow so much musculature that he will have trouble walking in a straight line later on. Physical handicaps are seldomly ever a "chick magnet".

  59. Poor Kid by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He grows up to have damaged skelatal structure, heart problems and will probobly die before he's forty and all the while biotech companies have patented his DNA, reaped massive benifit and he hasen't seen a cent, let alone a euro.

    You doubt me. Call me back in 2050 and we'll see.

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  60. New drug based on the discovery by artemis67 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Drugmaker Wyeth, based in Madison, N.J., already has begun human tests of a genetically engineered drug designed to bind to and neutralize myostatin, said spokeswoman Natalie de Vane.

    Wow, can Steve Rogers' SuperSoldier formula be far behind?

  61. Having spent 18 years in belgium... by Phil+John · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...I can say that they have some of the tastiest steak on the face of the planet...really lean, but yet still very, very flavoursome.

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  62. Big Surprise by mephisto73 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Krauts are at it again. Colonel Hogan already knows and has formed a plan to blow up the secret superbaby factory.

  63. Myostatin blocker available by dindi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am actually experimenting now on myself with a myostatin blocker. It is commercially available from
    Cytodyne Technologies (same company who sells Xenadrine an Ephedra based (lately in the US ephedra free fat burner))

    Anyway, the product is called Myo-Blast CSP^3.
    Anyone interested might consider Juiced Protein from Pinnacle (pretty OK taste compared to other protein shakes)

    Why ? Why not. I am not a Gym freak, but I do st 45-60 minutes weight training +
    40-60 minutes cardio /day (good to rent an office with Gym use included ;) )

    While I am against steroids I happily take an algae based product or bioengineered protein
    as a little experiment - at the end probably they makes less harm than a bigmac :>

    ahm + I am a vegetarian who does lotsa sports so extra protein is welcome ....

    for those who might wonder: myostatin is responsible for skeletal muscle! Your tongue, and your heart muscle won't grow bigger than it is if you block that enzyme (I hope it really)

    I recommed these searches "myostatin cow" : http://images.google.com/images?q=myostatin%20cow& hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
    myostatin:
    http:/ /images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8 &q=myostatin+&btnG=Search

    cheers :)

  64. Oh great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    A genetically superior Arian!

  65. Well that's new (?) by phyruxus · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hmm. A 5 year old with hyper-developed musculature. This kind of puts a whole new twist (for me) on the Greek "myths" of Heracles/Hercules (You know, the really strong dude).

    Of course, I had the same thought about the "miraculous virgin birth" when I learned about parthenogenesis.

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    1. Re:Well that's new (?) by b-baggins · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What out for skeletal deformity. This child's bones are still pliable and are growing. I predict there will be problems with fractures and misshapen bones as he continues to grow.

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    2. Re:Well that's new (?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Almah" is used 10 tens in the Hebrew scriptures to denote a young unmarried woman. Young unmarried women in ancient Hebrew society would be assumed to be virgins.

      Also, the Greek translation called the Septuagint where "parthenos" is used predates Christianity by over 200 years.

      In other words. Yes, "bethulah" always means virgin, "almah" implies a virgin.

    3. Re:Well that's new (?) by bahamat · · Score: 2, Informative
      Of course, I had the same thought about the "miraculous virgin birth" when I learned about parthenogenesis.


      Using parthenogenesis to attempt to "explain away" the virgin birth is just stupid. I quote one of the sites returned in your google search link:

      Unusual patterns of heredity can occur in parthenogenetic organisms. For example, offspring produced by some types are identical in all inherited respects to the mother.


      It's impossible, even in the absurd event of unstimulated parthenogenesis, for a male to be born this way. Sorry to just blow a big huge hole in your weak arguement, but if you make arguements as dumb as this you should expect it to happen.
  66. Re:...to be favored by evolution... by druhol · · Score: 2
    No, that's not how evolution works in situations where food is amply available (such as this one).

    While this is (for the most part) true, until very recently it was exceedingly rare for an average human individual to have sufficient food for this sort of mutation to be preferable. Even then, this is only in Western society; most of the world's population still don't get very much protein in their diets.

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  67. The big bottleneck 70k years ago: Toba volcano by geekotourist · · Score: 2, Informative
    While vitamin D production is an important location-specific difference in humans, we also have some traits that have no survival value (for example eye shape, hair curliness, or facial hair patterns). One theory is that founder's effects in small groups of humans 74,000 years ago led to this.

    The reason small groups of humans were cut off from each other was a supervolcano that caused a nuclear winter effect for many years, killing off most humans and keeping the rest separate long enough for superficial traits to become geographically dominant. This article on the Toba supervolcano talks about this theory:

    Some 74,000 years ago, in what is now Sumatra, a volcano called Toba erupted with a force estimated to have been 10,000 times that of Mt. St. Helens. The sky darkened around the globe as ash blocked out the Sun. Temperatures plummeted by as much as 21 degrees at higher latitudes around the planet, said Michael Rampino, a biologist and geologist at New York University.

    Rampino has estimated that three-quarters of the plants in the Northern Hemisphere may have died.

    Stanley Ambrose, an anthropologist at the University of Illinois, suggested in 1998 that Rampino's work might explain a curious bottleneck in human evolution, a phenomenon observed by other researchers who study DNA: The blueprints of life for all humans are remarkably similar given an evolutionary timeline known to stretch back more than 2 million years.

    Ambrose thinks that early humans, struggling as always against the elements, were pushed to the edge of extinction after the Toba eruption. Perhaps only a few thousand survived, Ambrose says. Humans today would all be descended from these few, and in terms of the genetic code, not a whole lot of evolution occurs in 74,000 years.

    At the least, however, we evolved enough to gain the capacity to invent satellites and employ them to warn us of the next Toba, if it is to come

    Oh, and Yellowstone is a supervolcano that is overdue in its pattern of going off every 600,000 years:
    The eruption of pent-up energy will cover half the United States in ash, in some places up to 3 feet (1 meter) deep. Earth will be plunged into a perpetual winter that would last years. Some plant and animal species will disappear forever.
  68. What a coincidence by Nynaeve · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seven years ago, they create myostatin-free mice. Three years later, a child is born with the same "mutation". Also, there is no record of the father to verify parentage or that he contributed the other gene.

    If I were a researcher who had solved the various difficulties (heart problems, etc.) with the process, and I wanted a secret human trial, I'd find a mother which already had one gene as a cover and make sure there was no information available on the father to give away the fact he did not contain the other gene, or falsify it if there were. Then, I'd act real surprised when the baby was born.

    It could be legit, but the rarity of the mutation makes the whole thing sound suspicious to me ...

  69. baby talk by Fished · · Score: 3, Funny
    Quote from the article: "Ooo goo gaga, bebebebe be boo boo."

    Translation: "Hi. I'm Hans, and I am here to 'Pump you Up!'"

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  70. Pictorial? by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey There,

    Okay ...

    You can't just throw out phrases like ...
    Massive muscles ...
    Overlords ...
    Super Kid ...

    And not provide any pictures!?!
    I want pictures!

    Inquireing minds want to know,
    -- The Dude

  71. Escaped specimen by Zilfondel2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn! I wondered whatever had happened to that lady after she had escaped out of my testing laboratory located deep underground in a remote location.

    Luckily, I just sent my best agents to "collect" this child and do more genetic testing on him, as he obviously has far surpassed his mother.

    Muhahahaha! Soon I will rule the world with my mutant armies of 4 1/2 year olds!

  72. You are very wrong by benzapp · · Score: 4, Informative

    There is in fact a major disadvantage that you may not be aware of.

    There is a finite number of times each cell in your body can replicate itself. Excessive muscle growth WILL limit the maximum lifespan of a life form, and it limits the lifespan of humans as well.

    This is part of how limiting caloric intake increases lifespan, it literally reduces the overall cellular growth of a lifeform.

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  73. Dare vas no father by SirLanse · · Score: 2, Funny

    She was working for Jabba the hut... He will bring balance to the force.

  74. A pratical aplication for this gene: by Upaut · · Score: 2, Funny

    *If it is more than likely that someone with this condition would live only to a normal middle age, then wouldn't it be best for these people to be placed into jobs that require great strength and endurance, but with limited life expectancy? Firefighters, police enforcement, farmers, factory workers, and the army, all staffed with these "supermen".
    * Taking it a little further, wouldn't it be best to selectively breed this trait into a controlled population to produce an expendable workforce? Have this boy, at the age of sixteen, breed with, say, female prison inmates? Use him in cloning research? Produce large lots of him, creating a whole new subclass of humanity. Modify his genes to limit his intellect, and condition his childhood to instill loyalty, and this new class of people will never revolt, and we, the normals of humanity, will guide their actions to better our lives.
    * Add to this scenario just a little more: After experiencing the reign of George Bush, a normal/below average intelligence man trying to run the country, it might be best to breed a class of humanity best suited to rule over others: highly intelligent, long lives, and pleasant to look upon. They too will be conditioned, to make them loyal to America, to humanity, to social stability.
    * And we, the normals, are left in the middle. A permanent, middle class, unable to amount to anything grand, but also unable to fall through the cracks of society. Those that cannot produce will be "removed" from the world, into breeding programs, or worse. Everyone will have their place, and society would be perfect.
    Damn, I love this brave new world.
    /fear
    /sarcasm

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  75. The Everlasting Man by bluevector · · Score: 2, Informative

    THE EVERLASTING MAN

    G.K. Chesterton

    [ TABLE OF CONTENTS ]

    PREFATORY NOTE

    This book needs a preliminary note that its scope be not misunderstood The view suggested is historical rather than theological, and does not deal directly with a religious change which has been the chief event of my own life; and about which I am already writing a more purely controversial volume. It is impossible, I hope, for any Catholic to write any book on any subject, above all this subject, without showing that he is a Catholic; but this study is not specially concerned with the differences between a Catholic and a Protestant. Much of it is devoted to many sorts of Pagans rather than any sort of Christians; and its thesis is that those who say that Christ stands side by side with similar myths, and his religion side by side with similar religions, are only repeating a very stale formula contradicted by a very striking fact. To suggest this I have not needed to go much beyond matters known to us all; I make no claim to learning; and have to depend for some things, as has rather become the fashion, on those who are more learned. As I have more than once differed from Mr. H. G. Wells in his view of history, it is the more right that I should here congratulate him on the courage and constructive imagination which carried through his vast and varied and intensely interesting work; but still more on having asserted the reasonable right of the amateur to do what he can with the facts which the specialists provide.

    * * *

    INTRODUCTION

    THE PLAN OF THIS BOOK

    There are two ways of getting home; and one of them is to stay there. The other is to walk round the whole world till we come back to the same place; and I tried to trace such a journey in a story I once wrote. It is, however, a relief to turn from that topic to another story that I never wrote. Like every book I never wrote, it is by far the best book I have ever written. It is only too probable that I shall never write it, so I will use it symbolically here; for it was a symbol of the same truth. I conceived it as a romance of those vast valleys with sloping sides, like those along which the ancient White Horses of Wessex are scrawled along the flanks of the hills. It concerned some boy whose farm or cottage stood on such a slope, and who went on his travels to find something, such as the effigy and grave of some giant; and when he was far enough from home he looked back and saw that his own farm and kitchen-garden, shining flat on the hill-side like the colours and quarterings of a shield, were but parts of some such gigantic figure, on which he had always lived, but which was too large and too close to be seen. That, I think, is a true picture of the progress of any really independent intelligence today; and that is the point of this book . . .

    [ . . . ]

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    PART I. ON THE CREATURE CALLED MAN

    * * *

    I. THE MAN IN THE CAVE

    Far away in some strange constellation in skies infinitely remote, there is a small star, which astronomers may some day discover. At least I could never observe in the faces or demeanour of most astronomers or men of science any evidence that they have discovered it; though as a matter of fact they were walking about on it all the time. It is a star that brings forth out of itself very strange plants and very strange animals; and none stranger than the men of science. That at least is the way in which I should begin a history of the world, if I had to follow the scientific custom of beginning with an account of the astronomical universe. I should try to see even this earth from the outside, not by the hackneyed insistence of its relative position to the sun, but by some imaginative effort to conceive its remote position for the dehumanised spectator. Only I do not believe in being dehumanised in order to study humanity. I do not believe in dwelling upon the distances that are supposed to dwarf the world; I think there is even someth

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  76. Mods, that's not +1 Funny, it's +1 Informative by Atario · · Score: 2, Informative

    As your Subject: line says, evolution IS a beauty contest -- at least, in large part. Vast numbers of the traits of organisms are a direct result of sexual competition, or of sexual competition in combination with some other, more necessary, survival trait.

    You don't think female humans have breasts that large because mammary glands take up a lot of space, do you? Even the flattest-chested woman can breastfeed her children handily. The breasts of apes are all pancake-like, yet they work perfectly well. No, large human breasts are mostly fat -- and they're that way because human men like them that way.

    As for why men like them that way in the first place, check out some of Desmond Morris's work sometime.

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  77. Well, I hope that she can run that fast... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...because in Nazi Germany, baby spanks you!

  78. Re:This is a childs misfortune. by Zapdos · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually read above and beyond the article. In horses this condition is called Impressive Syndrome.

  79. Fortunately I do read medical journals by benzapp · · Score: 2, Informative
    I don't know who either of those authors are you cite, but I will be happy to provide you with some information about how and why cells do not replicate ad infinitum.

    This is stuff out out of a sophmore year biology class. The limiting factor is a part of the DNA strand known as a telomere.

    it is generally theorized that the purpose of limiting cellular replication is it limits cancer, ie a single mutated cell shouldn't replicate forever.

    Here are several medical journal articles you can look up on The National Library of Medicine regarding limiting caloric intake, and several microcellular observations regarding the DNA replication process.

    Miller RA, Extending life: scientific prospects and political obstacles. Milbank Q 2002 ;80(1)

    Sreekumar R, et al, Effects of caloric restriction on mitochondrial function and gene transcripts in rat muscle. Am J Physiol Endocrinol Metab 2002 Jul ; 283 (1) / E38-43

    Jolly CA, et al, Life span is prolonged in food-restricted autoimmune-prone (NZB x NZW)F(1) mice fed a diet enriched with (n-3) fatty acids. J Nutr 2001 Oct;131(10):2753-60.

    Hansen BC, et al, Calorie restriction in nonhuman primates: mechanisms of reduced morbidity and mortality. Toxicol Sci 1999 Dec / 52 (2 Suppl) / 56-60.

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  80. Re:Natural Selection, not evolution by Josh+Booth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think you understand evolution. Evolution is not an improvement in a population, it is simply a change in the DNA of a population due to random genetic mutations. By applying the fairly obvious observations that organisms that survive and procreate, do, organisms that can't survive and/or procreate, don't, you can see that the population will always be fairly well suited to its environment. Admittedly, it's been a while since I've read up on evolution, so correct me if necessary. And also, neither evolution nor natural selection require a change in the amount of DNA information and don't make statements about progress.