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Antarctic Lake Actually Two in One

Scoria writes "USA Today reports: Scientists have discovered that Lake Vostok, a liquid freshwater lake which has been isolated from the world beneath 4 km of ice for approximately 500,000 years, contains two separate basins. They believe that the basins, which are divided by a ridge that limits water exchange, may host individual ecosystems that are home to ancient microbes."

332 comments

  1. Maybe by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's really one giant organism in the process of dividing....

    wbs.

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    1. Re:Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wonder if Fox will make a reality show about the whole thing. "Last Microbe Standing"

    2. Re:Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no sex angle to sell the show.

    3. Re:Maybe by binarybum · · Score: 1

      are you kidding?

      some microbes Shmoo like there's no tomorrow, and they're very much exhibitionists about it.

      the censors would have to work overtime during production of this series.

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    4. Re:Maybe by parallax7d · · Score: 1

      Nuke the bastards before they kill us all with their subterranean mitosis!

    5. Re:Maybe by sharkey · · Score: 1

      One of the Great Old Ones, perhaps. Didn't they live down in that area?

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    6. Re:Maybe by ThisIsFred · · Score: 4, Funny

      That would be so sweet. I'd pay good money to see the Antarctic mega-organism have it out with that monster fungus in Oregon.

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    7. Re:Maybe by ahknight · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please don't give Michael Crichton any ideas ...

      Excerpted from "Precambrian Park":
      "We extracted bacteria from under Antartica ! With this special machine here we can start to clone then and see what life was like before multicellular organisms! Now, we've got this special island ..."

    8. Re:Maybe by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Cthulhu sleeps under an island (Pohnpei) in the South Pacific. Off http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com:

      "Co-ordinates of S. Latitude 47 9, W. Longitude 126 43 have been stated by Lovecraft but never investigated. August Derleth used the co-ordinates of S. Latitude 49 51, W. Longitude 128 34 in his own writings. The latter also places it about a day's journey from Pohnpei, an actual island of the area, which consequently plays a central part in the Cthulhu Mythos."

      Also noted "The island is notable for the prevalence of the extreme form of color blindness. Maskun is a medical condition (also called achromatopsia) characterized by the inability to perceive any colors, a severe and rare form of color blindness. It is caused by the lack of any functioning cone cells in the retina; these are the light receptors responsible for color perception. It is endemic on Pohnpei and was described by Oliver Sacks in Island of the Colorblind. Sacks went there with a Dane who had maskun, and the book narrates his experiences on the island. Maskun is relatively rare in humans but often shows up in communities with small gene-pools.

      Strange stuff no doubt.

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    9. Re:Maybe by Czernobog · · Score: 1

      Off course, one could argue that achromatopsia (a greek word if there ever was one, achromo = no colour, opsis = sight) comes in varying degrees, from not being able to tell the difference between colours in colourful patterns, to severe cases and this being a remote island right smack bang in the middle of nowhere with the incestuous relationships that must have evolved, it's not impossible for most of the island's population to suffer from it, to a varying degree.

      Sorry to disappoint you but this condition is as likely to have been caused by The Older Ones, as the ancestors of the inbreds of Pitcairn having used Their help to control the Bounty...

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    10. Re:Maybe by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1


      So, to the islanders, the world really is black and white, with some shades of grey?

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    11. Re:Maybe by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Whoops, my bad. I meant "Elder Things".

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    12. Re:Maybe by bastardadmin · · Score: 1

      Prehistoric microbes? Amoebic life?
      Lets dredge up some shoggoths...

    13. Re:Maybe by bastardadmin · · Score: 1

      Prehistoric microbes? Amoebic life?
      Antarctica?
      It's all fun and games until we dredge up some star shaped vegetable radiates and their pet shoggoths...

  2. Anything that old.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...must be worth destroying in the name of science. Someone ready the drill!

    1. Re:Anything that old.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA. They're being _extremely_ careful about touching it.

  3. Careful by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    We humans aren't going to have any immunity to these microbes that have been isolated for 500000 years. I hope whoever's studying these lakes takes appropriate precautions against both accidental release and theft by terrorist organizations.

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    1. Re:Careful by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah ... they already covered that one in an episode of X-Files.

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    2. Re:Careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So what. A few million will die so I can grow immunity and live. No biggie.

    3. Re:Careful by ResidntGeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just becaus something is a microbe doesn't make it harmful to humans. How exactly would they have evolved to spread by or do damage to humans if they've been separated from us for that long?

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    4. Re:Careful by Roland+Piquepaille · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We humans aren't going to have any immunity to these microbes that have been isolated for 500000 years.

      1 - What tells you these microbes are necessarily harmful to humans? lack of contact with them for half a million years suggests humans may not be their carrier hosts of choice actually.

      2 - There are already thousands of deadly yet-unknown diseases lurking right here on the surface, in remote rainforests, waiting to be released by idiotic poacher. One or two more from the bottom of an underice lake won't make much difference.

      3 - So what? humanity will either evolve natural defenses, or science will help the natural process, and there are way too many humans on this planet already. I can't remember who said that Gaia (the planet Earth considered a complex living entity) has a form of AIDS disease that's running amok and depleting its resources from within, and it's called Humanity.

    5. Re:Careful by __aagctu1952 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And those isolated microbes have been isolated from contact with us as well, so they wouldn't know what to do with us. Organisms and their parasites & diseases co-evolve.
      And terrorists? Come on! What terrorist would go out to freakin' Antarctica, drill a couple of kilometers down, just to get what basically amounts to mineral water someone left in a fridge for 500000 years? If you're actually scared of that, you should probably live in fear of terrorists raiding your fridge.

      Jeez, some people will see a terrorist connection in everything... no wonder laws like the PATRIOT act can be passed without public uproar.

    6. Re:Careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must live on the coast or in a major city... drive 100 miles toward the center of whatever continent you live on and you'll find that the earth is no where near over-populated.

    7. Re:Careful by ByteSlicer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The conditions in a near-freezing lake at high pressure are very different to those in the human body. So, although it's possible that such microbes would thrive in the human body AND cause lethal illness, it is very unlikely. Then again, there's Murphy's Law (anything that can happen, will)...

    8. Re:Careful by Senjutsu · · Score: 2, Informative

      I hope whoever's studying these lakes takes appropriate precautions against both accidental release and theft by terrorist organizations.

      That's rather alarmist, don't you think?

      The odds that a microbe that spent the last few eons living in an arctic lake beneath several kilometers of ice would thrive and wreck havoc in a 37C human body strike me as infintesimly small. Further to that, the chances that Al Qaeda, the Tamil Tigers, or Cobra itself are going to infiltrate the artic and spirit away with these microbes are too ridiculous to entertain.

    9. Re:Careful by Roland+Piquepaille · · Score: 3, Insightful

      drive 100 miles toward the center of whatever continent you live on and you'll find that the earth is no where near over-populated.

      Over-population isn't defined by the lack of personal space between two human beings, it's defined by the sustainability of their exploitation of the planet.

      As of today, there are 6+ bn people on Earth, about a third of which (the rich ones) already manage to over-exploit most of the planet's resources and destroy parts of it. I let you imagine what it would be if all 6 bn would start consuming even a third of what an average westerner consumes.

      This planet should host about 1 to 1.5 bn people comfortably and sustainably. Any more than that is too much.

    10. Re:Careful by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 4, Funny

      >>Further to that, the chances that Al Qaeda, the Tamil Tigers, or Cobra itself are going to infiltrate the artic and spirit away with these microbes are too ridiculous to entertain.

      I can see the reflection of the snow in old chrome-dome's facemask now as he flys around Antartica barking out orders....

      "GET ME THOSE MICROBES!!"

      And only the Joe-Team can stop him. GO JOE!

      wbs.

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    11. Re:Careful by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I can't remember who said that Gaia (the planet Earth considered a complex living entity) has a form of AIDS disease that's running amok and depleting its resources from within, and it's called Humanity.

      It was George Carlin.

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    12. Re:Careful by Paulrothrock · · Score: 3, Funny
      Unless your body temperature is below zero and its latent pressure is the equivalent of being buried 10km under ice, I don't think you'll have a problem.

      Oblig. Reply: "But I'm Mr. Freeze you insensitive clod!"

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    13. Re:Careful by badman99 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lets wipe out America's white trash majority.....I could do without seeing another episode of Jerry Springer anyway.

    14. Re:Careful by idiot900 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      2 - There are already thousands of deadly yet-unknown diseases lurking right here on the surface, in remote rainforests, waiting to be released by idiotic poacher.

      Really? Can you substantiate this?

      3 - So what? humanity will either evolve natural defenses,

      Not in time we won't. The success of a selective force requires that unfit organisms not replicate, which implies that the soonest evolution will have an effect is the next generation.

      There's a lot of stuff any given individual doesn't have immunity to. That's why we have an amazingly effective immune system, to create such immunity.

    15. Re:Careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On point 3, do the rest of us a favour then. commit suicide now, that way there will be one less idiot on the planet, our average IQ will go up, and the planet will be able to sustain the rest of us just a little more easily.

    16. Re:Careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "This planet should host about 1 to 1.5 bn people comfortably and sustainably. Any more than that is too much."

      On what do you base this? Idiot.

      Technology is always improving. Before agriculture there must have been simpletons like you saying that the known earth could support 1 to 1.5 k people.

    17. Re:Careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This planet should host about 1 to 1.5 bn people comfortably and sustainably. Any more than that is too much

      I put the estimates closer to 100-500 billion. Yes, I pulled that number outta my ass just like you did yours.

      I can live on about 1/10th of the food I currently eat. Just in the US alone that would feed an extra 2.9 billion people.

      Multiply that times every other Westerner and you could feed pretty much everyone else on the planet with no problem. If you count the food being wasted on this planet, that's another 5-10 billion right there. Efficiency and irritation-style technology improvements would take care of the rest.

      We currently waste a lot of space and resources so we don't have to live in the boring parts of the planet.

    18. Re:Careful by cynic10508 · · Score: 1

      I can't remember who said that Gaia (the planet Earth considered a complex living entity) has a form of AIDS disease that's running amok and depleting its resources from within, and it's called Humanity.

      It was George Carlin.

      Or Agent Smith.

    19. Re:Careful by servognome · · Score: 1

      In a related note:
      Washington - Secretary of Homeland Security has issued a warning about a possible Al-Queda threat involving biological weapons from Antartica. "Although we have no specific information about time, place, or means; we are issuing this warning because of CIA reports regarding increased "communications chatter" of such a plot"

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    20. Re:Careful by mr.scoot · · Score: 5, Funny
      We humans aren't going to have any immunity to these microbes that have been isolated for 500000 years. I hope whoever's studying these lakes takes appropriate precautions against both accidental release and theft by terrorist organizations.


      Just remember - every new supermicrobe is another potential blockbuster disaster movie.
    21. Re:Careful by isd_glory · · Score: 1

      You also have to consider that we may have evolved to a state of relative immunity to the effects of these microbes. For the same reasons you can't stick an 8-track tape in a CD player, it could just be a moot point overall.

    22. Re:Careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did you read it, I couldnt find it anywhere in the articles.

    23. Re:Careful by cranos · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you're actually scared of that, you should probably live in fear of terrorists raiding your fridge.

      Ahh in Australia our government is prepared for that, we got special Fridge Magnets

    24. Re:Careful by Phoex · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Do these microbes have to have any sort of host? For all we (here at /.) know they are completely harmless things similar to green algae. In fact that would be the more likely situation.

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    25. Re:Careful by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Or Agent Smith.

      No, Agent Smith said that humanity IS a virus.

      Watch it again, and pay attention next time.

      LK

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    26. Re:Careful by etpinge · · Score: 1

      Thanks! I nearly forgot to clean out my fridge! Would hate to assist terrorists looking for some microbes. Must get that green thing out of the back.

    27. Re:Careful by halohell · · Score: 1

      One day Slashdotters will have mentioned Al Quada and Cobra in the same sentence so much that we will hear about them in the next "terrorist threat" from Homeland Security.

      "Thats right Americans and fellow Coalitioners... watch out for any suspiciously uniformed or marked individuals from Cobra.. They are said to wear a snake insignia or tattoo.."

      We will /. them into existence! Maybe we can work on the Decepticons next. Can't wait for people afraid if their really large 80's style boomboxes that are acutally transmission devices to possible terrorists because its really Soundwave and his little friends i can't recall the names of.

    28. Re:Careful by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2, Informative

      We do have a body temperature of 98.6 degrees when they have spent the last 500,000 years at near freezing.

    29. Re:Careful by yintercept · · Score: 1
      I can live on about 1/10th of the food I currently eat.

      Wow, you must be really large! Come to think of it most Americans are humongous; so, perhaps you are right.

      I think the numbers should say, that the earth could contain at most 1.5 billion modern Americans. It could probably support 100-500 billion Indians (the asian kind).

      Regardless, I think people under estimate how important the "empty" spots on the planet are. These empty spots help preserve resources for future generations.

    30. Re:Careful by Merle+Corey · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new microbial overlords.

      Sorry, had to be said.

    31. Re:Careful by BJH · · Score: 1

      irritation-style technology improvements

      What, some kind of leading-edge jock itch?!

    32. Re:Careful by Artifakt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      1/10th's actually a fair number. Ranching Beef, for example is about 10% efficient. Every 1 lb steak you skip represents 10 lbs. of grain that could be available to feed people instead of cattle, IF we can work out ways to distribute it.

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    33. Re:Careful by warm+sushi · · Score: 2, Informative

      2 - There are already thousands of deadly yet-unknown diseases lurking right here on the surface, in remote rainforests, waiting to be released by idiotic poacher.

      Really? Can you substantiate this?

      SARS? From cherval cats in China, I think. Not exactly remote rainforests either.

    34. Re:Careful by yiantsbro · · Score: 1

      "As of today, there are 6+ bn people on Earth..."

      So yesterday there were 6 billion or less people on Earth? Such a historic day...we should have had cake or something--baloons at the very least.

    35. Re:Careful by nametaken · · Score: 1


      Actually, I'm thinking the people studying it will be bottling it and selling it for $200 a bottle to the same people who don't realize that bottled water is often worse for you than what comes out of the tap. Microbes be damned.

    36. Re:Careful by beakburke · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well let me turn this one around on you. Most "evil rich western" countries are rich precisely because they DONT HAVE BOOMING POPULATIONS. Most of the "developed world" suffers from lower fertility and an aging population that barely replaces itself. It's not because they've all decided to embrace zero population growth, it's because there is an inverse relationship between standard of living and the size of a family. (Standard of living is related to other things to, but there is a definite correlation here).

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    37. Re:Careful by zora · · Score: 1
      Not in time we won't

      Well, probably not in time to save you, but in a couple of generations, humanity will be immune to said organisims

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    38. Re:Careful by el-spectre · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not to mention Ebola and HIV (probably a mutated version of SIV)...

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    39. Re:Careful by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Depends... just because a bug didn't evolve to thrive on us doesn't mean that it will be benign. I believe that there a some bacteria that don't attack humans, but the waste products the produce are toxic. Kind of an incidental danger.

      Of course, none of this means people should be paranoid, just caution when dealing with the stuff.

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    40. Re:Careful by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, Cobra is ridiculous, but SPECTRE could pull it off!

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    41. Re:Careful by gnovos · · Score: 3, Informative

      We humans aren't going to have any immunity to these microbes that have been isolated for 500000 years.

      Actually, the reverse is probably true. These things have been isolated from the wild wild world for so long they probably be no match for the predators that await them.

      Any expensive evolutionary defenses and weapons will have been bred out as they are unneeded and wasteful.

      Think about it logically, who are you going to be more afraid of meeting on the street, somebody who grew up shielded from the outside world thier entire life, given all the food and shelter they ever needed but no knowledge of how the world works, or somone who grew up on the mean streets of detroit having to fight every day just to survive?

      There is a reason why you don't just toss your pets into the forest when you are done with them and expect them to survive the night. Things brought up without enemies are very very weak when confronted with new threats.

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    42. Re:Careful by TWX · · Score: 1

      "Come on! What terrorist would go out to freakin' Antarctica, drill a couple of kilometers down, just to get what basically amounts to mineral water someone left in a fridge for 500000 years? If you're actually scared of that, you should probably live in fear of terrorists raiding your fridge."

      Yeah, I moved out of an apartment once where I left the fridge duct taped shut for the good of all mankind. When the food started speaking to me, not saying, "Eat me!" I became worried.

      I've learned that fast food restaurants are a good thing. At least I don't have to be the one to clean them up...

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    43. Re:Careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are mistaking correlation and causation. A correlation between wealth and family size does not imply that family size causes wealth (or lack thereof). Indeed, it could be the other way around, or spurious.

    44. Re:Careful by kmac06 · · Score: 1
      This planet should host about 1 to 1.5 bn people comfortably and sustainably. Any more than that is too much.

      What? No way. This planet should host as many people as it can up to the point of sutainability (which we aren't even close to now). If the US had to, we could remain self-sufficient, completely cut off from the rest of the world, with probably twice (if not more) the current population. Other countries, therefore, could do it as well. And whatever you may think, the vast majority of people in this country are living "comfortably and sustainably". Ask the REALLY poor people in Africa if they think the average poor person here has a tough life (ie, no problem getting food, free emergency healthcare, no problem getting a job, possessing a car, tv, clothing, free education, a roof over their head, etc, etc).

      And if you really think the planet is overpopulated, please help contribute to the solution and kill yourself (or at least go get a vasectomy).

    45. Re:Careful by MrFreezeBU · · Score: 1

      But what if I am??

    46. Re:Careful by hashwolf · · Score: 1

      I can't remember who said that Gaia (the planet Earth considered a complex living entity) has a form of AIDS disease that's running amok and depleting its resources from within, and it's called Humanity.

      Well, relatively speaking, I consider humanity more like a cancer than like AIDS.

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    47. Re:Careful by dave420 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Dick Cheney must be crapping himself by now.

    48. Re:Careful by bobcave · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Union, ancient microbes get infected by YOU!!


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    49. Re:Careful by Captain+DaFt · · Score: 1

      Considering the state of my fridge, I'd be WAAY more worried about terrorists trying to exploit it!
      (Moldy mystery meat==the next phase of WMD?) };->

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    50. Re:Careful by JavaLord · · Score: 1

      Most "evil rich western" countries are rich precisely because they DONT HAVE BOOMING POPULATIONS.

      While America, Japan and most of "white" europe have declining populations and are under reproduction rates this isn't what makes them rich. The US was a rich country long before it was under the reproductive replacement rate. What causes the lack of booming populations in western civilizations is Women in the workforce, abortion and birth control. These things may be liberating for women, but they are slowly killing western society.

      Most of the "developed world" suffers from lower fertility and an aging population that barely replaces itself.

      All of the "white" nations aren't replacing themselves. Really, the only places with high birthrates are China, some parts of India, Africa, and Islamic countries.

      it's because there is an inverse relationship between standard of living and the size of a family

      This is part of the reason, but I think it has more to do with the "liberation" of women and the promotion of birth control.

    51. Re:Careful by genner · · Score: 1
      "unless your body temperature is below zero and its latent pressure is the equivalent of being buried 10km under ice, I don't think you'll have a problem."

      If this is the case microbes are the least of your worries.

    52. Re:Careful by asadsalm · · Score: 0


      (Gog and Magog)

      Points:
      1) Ice
      2) Numbers
      3) Calamity

    53. Re:Careful by Cybrr · · Score: 1

      Oil tankers. ;)

      Too bad those starving people don't have enough money to pay for it, as they are being exploited and/or don't know how to live sustainably.

      Solar cooking of good ol' grasshopper pie is a good start. :)

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    54. Re:Careful by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      The exploitation issue is the tougher one to fix, and in fact it tends to drive the other one (knowing how to live sustainably). People are more exploitable if they are kept ignorant.
      The US and other rich countries tend to lack of sustainability because of "planned obsolescence" and other wasteful practices such as transmitting power over very long distances. The poorest countries tend to lack sustainability because of internal warfare and low tech bad practices - i.e. goat ranching is not stable, long term, because goats tend to spread desertification where they go.

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    55. Re:Careful by Cybrr · · Score: 1

      They ought to loose some goats on kudzu.

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    56. Re:Careful by beakburke · · Score: 1

      I'm not implying causation, I don't have to (though it might be useful). I'm arguing about grandparent's assertion that the developed world uses "more than their share" of the world's resources, can be viewed in the converse (that poor countries are simply overpopulated for their level of wealth). Neither assertion is more factually correct than the other.

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    57. Re:Careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NOOOO!!!! It is our patriotic duty to nuke Austrailia back int othe Stone Age for surpassing us in people-calming magnet technology!!!!!11111oneoneonetwo

    58. Re:Careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously never farmed either grain or cattle. There are thousands of square miles of rocky/hilly terrain upon which you CANNOT raise grain or any other staple food (other than weeds/grass.)

      Cattle thrive on this land. Believe it or not, farmers and ranchers don't go to the grain store, buy 10 pounds of grain per pound of cow. They let them eat grasses and weeds on this wild land that would simply grow uninhibited.

      We've all had enough of this vegan propoganda that we're killing the world by eating meat.

    59. Re:Careful by k12linux · · Score: 1
      in a couple of generations, humanity will be immune to said organisims

      Only if a) the organism is sufficiently fatal, b) it is sufficiently contagious and c) everyone not naturally immune dies off.

      If the organism isn't lethal enough, people will survive it and pass on their non-immune genes to the next generation. Just look at chicken-pox or the hosts of other diseases which are still around.

    60. Re:Careful by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Actually, that works, but either the kudzu gets ahead of the goats and starts pulling down your elevated expressway sections again, or the goats actually overwhelm the kudzu in a bleating suicide wave attack and the resulting gassy, bloated goats make you long for death by kudzu strangulation.

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    61. Re:Careful by Cybrr · · Score: 1

      Well, then we could burn the kudzu and eat the goats. Or eat the kudzu and burn the goat gas.

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  4. Cue up the old horror movies.... by OneDeeTenTee · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...because there's something in there that'll try to kill us all.

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  5. Vostok Bottled Water by kyoorius · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So, when can I buy a 24pk of Vostok?

  6. Define "Ancient" by toxic666 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is that in human terms (thousands of years) or microbe terms (billions of years)?

    All I got reading the article was that the fresh water has been isolated for 500,000 years and the ridge that separates them limits water exchange, resulting in isolated environments in which two different biomes may have formed.

    Isn't the wording of the post a bit along the lines of NASA polit-speak? Unique environments, geothermal heating -- voila NEW LIFE FORMS! Let's submit a budget request for a probe to an ice world to look for life!

    1. Re:Define "Ancient" by Roland+Piquepaille · · Score: 1

      Isn't the wording of the post a bit along the lines of NASA polit-speak? Unique environments, geothermal heating -- voila NEW LIFE FORMS! Let's submit a budget request for a probe to an ice world to look for life!

      Aah, nice karma-whoring. Nothing like a bit of conspiracy theory and suggesting some organization might have deep motives that nobody saw to look really clever and karma-worthy on Slashdot...

    2. Re:Define "Ancient" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unique environments, geothermal heating -- voila NEW LIFE FORMS! Let's submit a budget request for a probe to an ice world to look for life!

      NASA called: they said they found a new lifeform in your pants and want to send a probe to uranus.

    3. Re:Define "Ancient" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes mind you it is x2 now! So the budget must be double also.

    4. Re:Define "Ancient" by dragons_flight · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually 500,000 years maybe a significant understatement. Antarctica has been continuously glaciated for the last ~40 million years. We know that the lake is at least 500,000 years old because that is roughly the age of the ice directly above it. However, as with all glaciers, the ice slowly creeps from the central domes where snow accumulates out the ocean where icebergs form and the edges melt. Hence, it is pretty certain that the ice above Vostok today is not the ice that was there when the lake first formed.

      This opens the possibility that the lake may have existed continuously under the ice for 20 or 30 million years. Till we crack her open and look inside it will be hard to say.

    5. Re:Define "Ancient" by stevebonzai · · Score: 1

      find the book-DARK LIFE they need to rewrite all the science books.

  7. If you see Kurt Russell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    RUN! :-)

    1. Re:If you see Kurt Russell... by aled · · Score: 1

      Too late. Everyone has been assimilated... except YOU!

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  8. Does anyone else find it amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That a liquid freshwater lake can survive that far underneath Antarctica? I would've imagined it to have either frozen, or at least be saltwater, which would enable it to stay liquid in low temperatures. If geothermal heat is responsible, then why isn't the ice around it melting, or is it just one of those finely balanced peculiarities of nature?

    1. Re:Does anyone else find it amazing... by BlueJay465 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As for the geothermal theory, if it was the cause of this under-ice lake, then the convection current would have eventually blended the two basins.

      I remain skeptical.

    2. Re:Does anyone else find it amazing... by coldmist · · Score: 1

      From the article:

      Geothermal heat, seeping through the rocks below the lake, keeps it above the melting point of ice.

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    3. Re:Does anyone else find it amazing... by dragons_flight · · Score: 4, Informative

      Your guess is basically right. The lakes under Antarctica exist because of a balance between the slow trickle of geothermal heat and the insulating qualities of kilometers of ice.

      You may be aware that as one digs down into the Earth it starts to get hotter. This is because everywhere on the Earth there is a slow trickle of ambient geothermal energy being dissipated from the hot core out to the much cooler surface. This should not be mistaken for much more intense geothermal phenomena like volcanos and hot springs as they have nothing to do with most subglacial lakes.

      Since everywhere on Earth a little bit of geothermal heat is being released (roughly 1% of the power/area of sunshine) this includes the bottoms of glaciers. This causes the bottoms of ice sheets to always be warmer than their tops. For most glaciers this is only a few degrees, and no cares, but as the ice sheet grows, the ice can eventually become so thick that it can't dissipate the geothermal energy effectively and the bottom will melt. This is responsible for the majority of subglacial Antarctic lakes.

    4. Re:Does anyone else find it amazing... by gnuman99 · · Score: 1
      As for the geothermal theory, if it was the cause of this under-ice lake, then the convection current would have eventually blended the two basins.

      Geothermal heat is NOT uniform. That's why you have Yellowstone with its geysers, other places have volcanoes and in some nothing important. An area the size of a continent will have many different hot spots and cold spots, separated by dozens or hundreds of kilometers. There could be hundreds of "little" lakes :)

    5. Re:Does anyone else find it amazing... by leffo · · Score: 1

      Since liquid water is less dense than ice, under pressure the water can be in a lower energy state by being liquid instead of solid. This is why it can stay liquid at low temperatures. Also for the same reason the liquid water at the bottom of the lake can be in thermal equilibrium with the ice above so there does not have to be any energy input to drive the system.

    6. Re:Does anyone else find it amazing... by xsbellx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Since liquid water is less dense than ice,

      And that my friends, is why ice cubes sink to the bottom of the glass.

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    7. Re:Does anyone else find it amazing... by leffo · · Score: 1

      Oops! Yeah I got that the wrong way around. :(

      Thanks for the correction.

    8. Re:Does anyone else find it amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats not true at all - Liquid water is more dense than ice - water , whether it be ice, liquid, or vapor is most dense in the liquid form at 4 degrees celsius. If this were not the case the entire world would be covered in ice cakes and we wouldn't have our current climate. Ice would sink and never melt.

      Water is one of the few molecules that is more dense in liquid phase than solid.

  9. Just in Time by lifebouy · · Score: 1

    Just in time for the premier of Stargate:Atlantis. Beautiful. What a promo.

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    1. Re:Just in Time by simcop2387 · · Score: 1

      Stargate Atlantis is in another galaxy, not Antarctica

    2. Re:Just in Time by satoshi1 · · Score: 1

      It was originally believed that the Antarctic Outpost was Atlantis. I also believe the original poster is playing off of a comment (or several) on the original Antarctic Lake news story.

    3. Re:Just in Time by lifebouy · · Score: 1

      Ah yes. But the GATE they use to get there, is. Or at the very least, the clues that show them how to get there. Guess we won't really know till Friday;)

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  10. how old? by globaljustin · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I've studied creation science (science without evolutionary assumtions) and I'm just wondering how many other /.'ers are skeptical about the determination that the two basins haven't been touched for 500,000 yrs.

    How do the scientists determine this in a way using the scientific method?

    Someone explain

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    1. Re:how old? by mbrewthx · · Score: 0

      they use fingerprints to determine if it was touched just like with Michael Jackson you insensitive clod!!!!!! On a serious note I agree I wonder that myself....

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    2. Re:how old? by r00zky · · Score: 0, Troll

      creation science is an oxymoron

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    3. Re:how old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My theory is that God is a woman and these are the imprints of her breats when she was sunbathing.

    4. Re:how old? by Paleomacus · · Score: 1

      Then what would the Grand Canyon be?

      ...

      Ohhhhhhh!

    5. Re:how old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The theory with proving how long bodies of water are frozen is that you can measure ice layers, but somehow 500 000 years of ice layers sounds pretty shady. But that is the usual, boring science approach to such things

    6. Re:how old? by cranos · · Score: 1

      Okay the problem with Creation Science is the fact that is based on the bible, a document which is biased and written by people who even by the standards of the day had little to no understanding of science. Evolution is a theory and as with all theories, it is yet to proved conclusively, however at the present it is the theory that best fits available evidence. When a theory comes along that can better fit the evidence then great.

      On to your original question, the claim that the two basins has not touched in 500,000 years is a theory and will be proved or disproved by taking samples and comparing, if the samples prove to be similar then the theory may be disproved, however if the bacteria in the samples show drastic evolutionary differences and very few similarities then the theory gathers more weight. ain't science grand.

    7. Re:how old? by pyrrhonist · · Score: 5, Funny
      How do the scientists determine this in a way using the scientific method?

      How theories evolve:

      1. Observe how ice accumulates.
      2. Take core sample.
      3. Compare with observations.
      4. Count accumlated ice.
      5. Craft beautiful research paper about the observations taken at the lake using careful measuments and research dating back almost 100 years culminating in theory that Lake Vostok is probably beneath about 500,000 years worth of ice give or take + or - 5%.
      6. Get forced to summerize paper to PR.
      7. Read spin in paper, "Lake untouched for 500,000 years!"
      8. Cry.

      "???" and "Profit!" are left as an exercise for the reader.

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    8. Re:how old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Certain people want to kill/refute/get rid of God so badly that they will embrase any theory no matter how silly in the sight of empherical science.

      Certain people are so narrowminded that they even refuse to learn how to spell.

    9. Re:how old? by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      I happen to believe that the term "creation science" is the oxymoron since its theories are often laced with fairy tales, and church leaders agendas. At least evolution science is anchored in SOMETHING, the current line of thinking based on evidence we can see and touch. Not a bunch of stories that have been morphed over thousands of years of translation and 'cleansing'.

      wbs.

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    10. Re:how old? by mcc · · Score: 3, Funny

      [AD 2015, RESEARCHERS FINALLY MANAGE TO MAKE CONTACT WITH ANCIENT MICROBES AT BOTTOM OF LAKE VOSTOK]

      [MICROBES] So, what has the media been saying about us?
      [RESEARCHER] Oh, well, I've got the newspaper articles right here..
      [MICROBES] What? "Lake untouched for 500,000 years"? Is that all it's got to say? "Lake untouched for 500,000 years"! Five words!
      [RESEARCHER] Well, there's an awful lot happening on earth, and only so much print space in the international media.. and no one knew much about the Lake Vostok of course.
      [MICROBES] Well for God's sake I hope you managed to rectify that a bit.
      [RESEARCHER] Oh yes, well I managed to transmit a press release summarizing our research off to Reuters. They had to trim it a bit, but it's still an improvement.
      [MICROBES] And what does it say now?
      [RESEARCHER, SLIGHTLY EMBARRASED] "Lake mostly untouched for 500,000 years"

    11. Re:how old? by raodin · · Score: 1

      Being lectured on science by someone who can't spell "embrace" or "empirical" is rather amusing, if you ask me.

    12. Re:how old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Anchored in something? in a book written 2k years ago about tales of un-reproducible events like spontaneous multiplication of bread and fishes?

      Uh sure, that's absolutely scientific!

      If you excuse me i'll continue my studies in hobbit science, it's also written in a book, but has the un-refutable evidence of being in a movie too...

    13. Re:how old? by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      I should have been more specific with the question I posed. I'm not asking how scientists determine if the environments of the two basins were interacting; my problem with this article is the 500,000 yrs. figure.

      How is that determined with the scientific method? Microbes compared with other microbes from other ancient ponds? Is that a concrete source of extrapolation?

      "When a theory comes along that can better fit the evidence then great. "

      My question to this is, who determines what theory best fits the evidence? Other, more prestigious scientists, right? What if most scientists are simply embracing the basic theory of evolution b/c that's what is accepted in academia in order advance their careers? Is there room to do science without having any theory of the earth's (and universe's) origin?

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    14. Re:how old? by cfuse · · Score: 4, Funny
      I've studied creation science (science without evolutionary assumtions) and ...

      Oh why even bother? It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

    15. Re:how old? by cranos · · Score: 2, Informative

      Is there room to do science without having any theory of the earth's (and universe's) origin?

      Umm nope, any science done in ignorance (intentional or otherwise) or conditions preceding any experiments is bad science to say the least.

      As to the age of lake, this is basically a very well educated guess, by taking core samples of the ice above and determining rate of ice growth or shrinkage and comparing against data from the same period, a guess can be made. If you want to check out info on carbon dating go here or for ice core dating try here.

    16. Re:how old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Your an idiot.
      Certain people want to kill/refute/get rid of God so badly that they will embrase any theory no matter how silly in the sight of empherical science.

      Now lets use a fuckin brain and reparse your comment.

      Certain people want to love/believe in/promote God so badly that they will embrace any theory no matter how silly in the sight of emperical science.

      You my friend are the one who says god exists. The burden of proof lies on you :) You'd realize that if you weren't a mindless tool.

    17. Re:how old? by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 0

      Hey, that's awesome! I've studied evolution (science without religious assumptions based on, you know, evidence) myself, but I would have to guess that they do, in fact, have reason to believe they haven't touched for 500,000 years.

      Or do you think that it's just a big conspiracy against all you creationists who refuse to acknowledge that your viewpoint is sort of ridiculous?

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    18. Re:how old? by dave420 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "creation science" - hahahaha! Where's the science?? It's like saying I've studied Republican Kindness or French Dignity.

    19. Re:how old? by dave420 · · Score: 1
      sounds like another reason to get that evolution rubbish out of our schools! we don't take kindly to your types round these parts... :-P

      Teaching creation in science classes in the US is the biggest farce in the world. Religion. In science. Go figure. fight the good fight!

    20. Re:how old? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I've studied creation science (science without evolutionary assumtions) and I'm just wondering how many other /.'ers are skeptical about the determination that the two basins haven't been touched for 500,000 yrs.

      How do the scientists determine this in a way using the scientific method?

      Someone explain


      Well, I see that when studying "creation science" you don't bother much with learning about science.
      Lets try to compensate for your twisted upbringing and your deficient education.

      Here is how scientits do this: They measure how much ice is accumulated, and they measure how long ice takes to accumulate to that height. They assume that you can't touch something that is protected by miles of ice. And they conclude that the thing under the ice has not been touched for the amount of time that it takes to have that much ice accumulate.

      Then you drill and take a peek...

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    21. Re:how old? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      C'mon they don't really teach that in US schools do they ? I always assumed it was a just a joke poking fun at stupid Americans.

    22. Re:how old? by anomaly · · Score: 1

      And there's an assumption that the rate of accumulation of ice is relatively constant. This process is accepted procedure in scientific circles, and it *may* be accurate, but it may not be also.

      I've done a fair bit of study of the creation science vs evolution issue. Creationists and evolutionists have the same physical evidence. They draw different conclusions based on that evidence.

      Most serious creationists are not the flaming morons that they are assumed to be in Slashdot circles. They are not (mostly) intellectual midgets, although those type of folks do exist, and unfortunately many of them tend to say things that are not wise.

      Most of the intellectual creationists that I know personally, and those whose works I have read would agree that evolution is provable. Microevolution (adaptation) does repeat in nature and under lab conditions, is observable, and therefore is scientifically documented. Who can argue with good science?

      Macroevolution (from one type of creature to another) has not been observed, and the physical evidence can be interpreted to support that, or perhaps not. It's current scientific thought that this is what happened, but there was a time that that the prevailing scientific wisdom was that the earth was the center of the universe. Today we reject that. At some point science may reject Macroevolution, too.

      FWIW - there are those who would suggest that having been raised with an absence of religious teaching, or with anti-religious teaching would constitute a 'twisted upbringing,' too.

      Respectfully,
      Anomaly

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    23. Re:how old? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      Spelling isn't a science, though. One wishes that it was.

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    24. Re:how old? by dave420 · · Score: 1
      I saw the "Penn & Teller: Bullshit" show where they showed the christian nutters having a hearing in some godforsaken part of the US, where they were arguing in favour of creationist theory being taught alongside evolution in Science. Their reasoning is that if they can make it sound scientific enough, they can get it taught. The fact it's all based on an old guy floating around on a cloud and 100%-non-science apparently doesn't seem to matter.

      They also have these little "Evolution is just a theory and shouldn't be taken as fact" stickers in their textbooks so the students don't forget God is watching them. The US is ruled by the christian right. christian wrong more like.

    25. Re:how old? by Troed · · Score: 1

      If there had been any other reason behind creationary science except to "prove" that sayings never meant to be taken literary are just that - then I would've agreed with you and accepted creationism as another scientific theory.

      However, there is no such reason.

      Yes, I know my religious history. More so than most religious people I ever encounter. Knowing all that history is the very reason why it's easy to be an atheist.

    26. Re:how old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Macroevolution (from one type of creature to another) has not been observed, and the physical evidence can be interpreted to support that, or perhaps not.

      Macroevolution will more than likely never be observed since the length of time to move from one creature to another is simply too long and the changes necessary too gradual that one would have to watch the evolution of one specific creature to see if it can happen.

      However, we do have evidence of at least one animal which, in its current state, is not the same animal that it was in prehistoric times. That animal? The horse. It has been shown through the fossil record that at a much earlier time in history the horse was an animal about the size of a modern day capibara.

      Having shown one instance of an animal evolving from another animal it can then be said that evolutionary theory is a fact, or rather that the theory has been proven as much as possible, because if it can happen to one animal then it can happen to any animal. Whether or not any other animal has done so is irrelevant since you only need one example to show that it can be done.

    27. Re:how old? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Most serious creationists are not the flaming morons that they are assumed to be in Slashdot circles.

      Not "assumed to be", make that "repeatedly prove to be".

      Microevolution (adaptation) does repeat in nature and under lab conditions, is observable, and therefore is scientifically documented. Who can argue with good science?

      Trolls, and a hell of a lot of creationists.

      Macroevolution (from one type of creature to another) has not been observed

      Yes it has, agriculture has created many new species to suit our needs. Corn was once about the size of rice, but through carefull selection it grew to be the huge, tasty meal we now know.
      Not to mention what we did to wolves. Put a wolf and a chihuahua side by side, its hard to believe one came from the other. Some might argue that the chihuahua is more of a devolution, but hey, its a change (and a beneficiary change: it allows him to survive in a human-dominated environment whereas normal wolves tend to be exterminated).
      But then that's just tweaking... though most of evolution is tweaking. The difference between a wolf and a buffalo isn't that great. They are both four legged furry creatures with lungs and one 4 chamber heart, a bone-encased spinal chord, etc.

      What you want to do, instead of looking for something that takes eons to happen in your lifetime, is look at the intermediate forms that still survive.

      Take for example the transition between fish and mammals. You have plenty of mid-evolution snapshots to look at. You have fish with bony flippers, fish with oxygen-absorbing swimming bladder (the swimming bladder is an organ filled with air that regulates buoyancy in fish), and the conditions where these fish live. The air-gulping fish live in rivers that regularly dry up, the air breathing allows them to survive there while other fish die out. There is that freaky chinese fish that can cross dry land, by breathing and slithering around. Clearly a first step towards land life.

      Then amphybians, lizards, and finally mammals. you can see the evolution in internal organs as well as in exterior appearance. Amphibians have primitive lungs, more advanced than the swimming bladders they evolved from, but not quite as good as what mammals have, reptiles have lungs like ours (negative pressure lungs). Lizards have brains with many features that are physically similar to features of mamalian brains, they even perform the same functions, but mammals have an additional layer to their brain.
      Etc.

      And microevolutionary changes causing macrochanges have been demonstrated by mutating fruit flies.
      They didn't create a new species, just deformed mutants, but its a proof that changes in just one gene can have drastic effects on the outward appearance of the animal.

      Its all there for persons of good faith to look at. The only persons that deny it are the same sort of persons that refused to look in Gallileo's telescope. Arguing blindly.

      there was a time that that the prevailing scientific wisdom was that the earth was the center of the universe. Today we reject that. At some point science may reject Macroevolution, too.

      It wasn't the prevailing scientific knowledge, it was the dogmatic truth imposed by the exact same religious institutions that deny biology today as they denied cosmology in the past.
      Its quite amazing that you would use the greatest historical example of religious denial of scientific fact to support your religious denial of scientific fact.

      The scientific proof that the earth was round had been found thousands of years ago, by observing the earth's shadow on the moon and the shadows of a stick of a known length on the same day at different points on the earth. But that knowledge was buried by religion because their "holy" writings said the earth was flat, and so saying otherwise was not allowed (unless you enjoyed being burned alive).

      There is no such thing as creation science. Its religious dogma dressed up in scientific nomenclature. Its a travesty.

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    28. Re:how old? by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Not in most schools, but there are a few, and more where evolution is denigrated as its taught. And that's just in the curriculum; imagine what a born-again teacher might do outside of the curriculum.

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    29. Re:how old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for the funniest thing I've read on Slashdot for a while.

      If you don't mind, I'd like to use that as a quote/sig... with proper attribution to you of course :^)

    30. Re:how old? by CdnZero · · Score: 1

      I missed it but exactly where did I say I belived in God? You made a big assumption, flew off the handle and flamed me.

      If you would actually like to know, I was making a statement about the parent presenting an opinion and not a scientific theory. I also poorly attempted to briefly explain my opinion that evolution is a "theory" and not a well proven one in the big picture (although as I have been corrected on previously, there is good evidence for micro-evolution).

      Obligatory Simpsons quote for this one:
      "Please excuse the lateness of my reply"

  11. I'm looking forward to... by Scoria · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... Vostok bottled water, a pleasant alternative to Evian. ;-)

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    1. Re:I'm looking forward to... by Landaras · · Score: 5, Funny

      Am I the only one who finds it fitting that Evian is "naive" backwards?

      - Neil Wehneman

    2. Re:I'm looking forward to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No

    3. Re:I'm looking forward to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Enhanced with minerals from old Atlantis. Guaranteed to help make you smarter.

      My lens? It the one that needs polishing.

    4. Re:I'm looking forward to... by jea6 · · Score: 1

      It may be fitting but, because I live in DC, I can blind-taste bottled water and tap water any day.

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  12. Dan Brown anyone? by cartzworth · · Score: 1

    a la Deception Point?

    Kinda similar.

    1. Re:Dan Brown anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except that you can't get a submarine under antarctica to place the meteorite in the lake

  13. Europa testing by Killshot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They should use this lake to test ideas for drilling into the ice of Europa.

    1. Re:Europa testing by Pinkfud · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's already in the works. Don't you follow the Science Channel? :) Seriously, they are planning to test methods of drilling on Europa there. The problem is to get it done without introducing any microbes into the water, because then their findings would be contaminated and useless. So they're working very carefully on the design of the devices they're going to use.

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    2. Re:Europa testing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would they have this same problem drilling into Europa? Would the long interplanetary journey and exposure to radiation effectively sterilize the equipment by the time it arrives?

    3. Re:Europa testing by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Hard to say... we've recovered terrestrial microbes from satellites that have been orbiting for years.

      Granted, orbiting satellites are laregely protected by the radiation belts, but even low orbit (or even high atmospheric flights) has a lot more radiation than the surface of the planet.

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    4. Re:Europa testing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fool! We were warned to stay away from Europa.

    5. Re:Europa testing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone here at JPL has been thinking about that for quite some time.

      http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/releases/99/monterey.htm l

  14. So... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 0, Redundant

    when can I buy a bottle of this half million year old lake water at WalMart?

    LK

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    1. Re:So... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually the water isn't half a million years old... it's much older than that. By a few billion years at least.

      It's only been in the fridge for half a million years.

      wbs.

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    2. Re:So... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Where can I buy the bottle of Scotch to match?

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    3. Re:So... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I said "half million year old lake water".

      I didn't realize I'd have to diagram it for people to understand, so here goes.

      -(half million year old lake) water-

      Clearer?

      LK

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    4. Re:So... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1, Informative
      Actually the water isn't half a million years old... it's much older than that. By a few billion years at least.

      The flash animation at the site said that the water in the lake gets replaced every 13,300 years.

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    5. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Starbucks is already using thiw water - how else can they justify their price for a cup of joe?

    6. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why you should always use parenthesis in your code..even when you don't have to syntactically. So the human reader doesn't have to think as hard about the order of operations.

  15. Then you get it home... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...only to find it really came from Sidcup.

    1. Re:Then you get it home... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evian spelled backwards is "Naive". Penn and Tellers slanted but amusing cable program "Bullshit" did a special on bottled water products some time ago, and talked about this extensively.

      Americans pay a lot of money in taxes and levies to ensure they have some of the best drinking water in the world coming out of their residential mains - how CCC thought they could slap it in bottles again and sell it back to the public is a mystery to me, but it seems to work. The only reason to buy bottled water is because it's more portable than cupping it in your hands.

  16. Re:Announcement from the President by mbrewthx · · Score: 0

    So what your saying is screw the scientific findings and profit for my buds at big water... Smile as I purchase shares in big water...

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  17. Maybe its pressure? by reality-bytes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Perhaps it could be down to the pressure of 4km of ice causing sufficient heating at lower levels for freshwater to be liquid.

    But I'm no geologist (or physicist) ;)

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    1. Re:Maybe its pressure? by BearJ · · Score: 2, Informative
      Maybe it's the lake effect (at least I think that's what it's called). Basically, the lake freezes from the top down. But ice expands when it freezes, so there comes a point where the ice at the top of the lake is too thick, so the water at the bottom can't form into ice as it can't expand.

      Or so I recall from a distant high school class...

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    2. Re:Maybe its pressure? by another_henry · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't think that's necessarily true... This explanation makes sense - the water does expand at freezing point, but contracts again as it continues to get colder. Unless it's a particularly sunny part of the antarctic, I think it would be cold enough that the whole lot could freeze. I'd put my bets on geothermal.

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    3. Re:Maybe its pressure? by Aphrika · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It appears that pressure does play a part. There's some good information here which also points out that pressure has had the effect of super-saturating the water with oxygen.

      I remember reading a while back (I think it was in Wired?) that they had problems boring through the ice as the pressure closed the hole. The initial plan was to pump the hole full of oil to keep it open, although this plan was scrapped because of the environmental implications. Last I heard, they were toying with the idea of sealing a remote rover in the base of the hole, then having it break though into the lake. As long as the rover's sterilised, the integrity of the ecosystem - in theory - should be preserved.

    4. Re:Maybe its pressure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The water may contract as it gets colder, but because it is under so much pressure from 2 miles of ice above it, the water freezes at a lower temperature. As pressure increases, the freezing point of water decreases. I just don't know how much pressure would be needed to keep the water a liquid at whatever the temperature is at that depth. It is most likely a combination of geothermal heat and the effects of pressure on the freezing point of water.

    5. Re:Maybe its pressure? by kevlar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think that might be possible. The pressure of metal ice skates on the surface of the ice produces a thin layer of frozen temperature water. I guess if you have enough pressure , you could produce an entire lake of very cold, very pressurized water.

  18. I found a picture... by squidfrog · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...of what scientists believe the life may look like down there.

    1. Re:I found a picture... by jonman_d · · Score: 1

      Ok, who the fuck modded this one Informative? It's a think geek plus toy for heaven's sake.

      Mods, come on, common sense tells you to at least look at the damn URL.

    2. Re:I found a picture... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going for +5 Funny, but oh well. If someone found it Informative, who am I to judge?

    3. Re:I found a picture... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      "I warned you to wear sunscreen on your genitals, Stupid."

    4. Re:I found a picture... by kunudo · · Score: 1

      Looks like a turd.

  19. Ice vs Deep Sea by powerpuffgirls · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is it easier to deal with ice than venturing into deep sea? I have read that many interesting creatures are in deep sea where we cannot quite reach.

    Either way, I'm equally excited to know that something else we don't know might be within reach, pretty much like others being excited by aliens.

    1. Re:Ice vs Deep Sea by barakn · · Score: 1
      I have read that many interesting creatures are in deep sea where we cannot quite reach.

      Humans have been at the bottom of the Marianas Trench, which is the deepest part of the ocean. Exploration of the sea is more of a political and economic problem than a technical one.

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    2. Re:Ice vs Deep Sea by kunudo · · Score: 1

      Nope. The Japanese have sent one probe down there. The deepest a human has been is a fraction of the depth of the Mariana trench.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariana_Trench

    3. Re:Ice vs Deep Sea by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 2, Informative

      From the linked Wikipedia article:

      "In an unprecedented dive, the U.S. Navy bathyscaphe Trieste reached the bottom at 1:06 pm on January 23, 1960 with U.S. Navy Lt. Don Walsh and Jacques Piccard."

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    4. Re:Ice vs Deep Sea by freqres · · Score: 1

      I have read that many interesting creatures are in deep sea where we cannot quite reach.

      How do we know if there are interesting creatures down there if we can't reach them?

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    5. Re:Ice vs Deep Sea by Cybrr · · Score: 1

      Where no man has gone before. :)

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    6. Re:Ice vs Deep Sea by kunudo · · Score: 1

      I refuse to rtfa...

  20. eva by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next thing you know there will be second impact, and mechs running aroung the world.

  21. So you work for the Govt ... by Holi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nice Fearmongering. Hmmm Let's see, story about possible unknown microbes. Nope not scary. Oh I know add terrorism to the mix.

    Sheesh get a life

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  22. eugenics research by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0

    Dr. Mengele would slaver at the chance to mutilate these ancient isolated twins.

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    1. Re:eugenics research by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Starting Score: 1 point
      Moderation -2
      100% Overrated
      Total Score: -1

      And no replies. Touched a nerd nerve. No one wants to admit that some science discards respect for life, human or otherwise.

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    2. Re:eugenics research by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Whining about moderation is offtopic, but onmetatopic, so here's some metairony about the parent of this post:

      Starting Score: 1 point
      Moderation -1
      100% Offtopic
      Extra 'Offtopic' Modifier 0 (Edit)
      Karma-Bonus Modifier +1 (Edit)
      Total Score: 1

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    3. Re:eugenics research by BitchKapoor · · Score: 1

      I think you mean...
      Extra 'Offtopic' Modifier +3 (Edit)
      Karma-Bonus Modifier -1 (Edit)

  23. Whatever by nacturation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's more known nasty viruses and bacteria that have yet to be used in any harmful way. What makes you think a terrorist organization would be interested in visiting the Antarctic in the very remote hope that there could, possibly, be some kind of ancient bacteria... maybe?

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    1. Re:Whatever by sindarin2001 · · Score: 1

      not to mention we don't even know if the bacteria would even be harmful to humans.

  24. Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somebody call Kurt Russell...

  25. What they don't know . . . by tobar+mersa · · Score: 1
    Is that Adam is waiting at the bottom of one of those lakes.

    I hope none of the scientists get the idea of shrinking Adam down so they could take him back to civilization to study. Second Impact won't be pretty.

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    1. Re:What they don't know . . . by Sneeka2 · · Score: 1

      Now you're a geek.
      And the scary thing is, I even know what you're taking about... ;)

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    2. Re:What they don't know . . . by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Clearly I didn't get the reference. I just thought "Boy, if I'd been in freezing water for half a million years, you'd better believe there's be some serious shrinkage."

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    3. Re:What they don't know . . . by sindarin2001 · · Score: 1

      Neon Genesis Evangelion - Second Impact occurs when the scientists in Antarctica reduce Adam to embryo form. The massive release of energy obliterates the ice cap and in turn floods the world.

  26. Not really by i8a4re · · Score: 4, Informative

    The fact that it isn't saltwater isn't very surprising at all. Almost all glacial ice is freshwater. When saltwater is frozen for a very long time, the salt actually works its way out of the ice, leaving fresh water ice. Since the lake is in the middle of one huge, relatively old piece of ice it is not surprising at all that it is not salt water.

    Also, it is not too peculiar that all the ice isn't melting. If you have a few small heat sources in the middle of several kilometers of ice, you'd expect it to melt a small area of ice around it. Since the heat requirements grows exponentially to melt a larger volume of ice and there are several kilometers of ice to melt, it would take a very large heat source to melt enough ice to either melt up to the surface or to the ocean.

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    1. Re:Not really by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "the salt actually works its way out of the ice"

      so, where does the salt go?
      up? down? where?

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    2. Re:Not really by ahknight · · Score: 1

      <=== It went thata way! ===>

    3. Re:Not really by Random832 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Since the heat requirements grows exponentially to melt a larger volume of ice

      why do people abuse the word "exponential"? if you take an argument based on the radius, the amount of energy needed to melt it grows cubically.

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    4. Re:Not really by Cybrr · · Score: 1

      But isn't cubical growth just exponential growth where k = 3?

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    5. Re:Not really by Random832 · · Score: 1

      cubic growth is x^3 - exponential growth is k^x.

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  27. RE:Antarctic Lake Actually Two in One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bottle it! Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear. Let's siphon some off into lake Erie and see what happens..where'd I leave that roach..

  28. What the #*$&! by Eric(b0mb)Dennis · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I go to read the comments on this story, and I'm shown a bunch of political bs and other nonsense, what is going on, slashdot?

    (I know, i know.. "you must be new, aren't you?"

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  29. Ahhh...finally ATLANTIS! :) by Schwarzchild · · Score: 1
    Yep, it looks like we're about to disrupt the Atlanteans.

    Poor saps thought they could survive isolated from the world under a two mile sheet of ice. Hah!

    Just imagine all those wonderful ice castles buried under tons of ice!!!

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  30. Are you a depopulation volunteer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    This planet should host about 1 to 1.5 bn people comfortably and sustainably. Any more than that is too much.

    Sez you. Who gets to die?

    1. Re:Are you a depopulation volunteer? by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      Who gets to go into space?

  31. To quell some of the speculation by saforrest · · Score: 4, Informative

    It seems, at least according to this Wikipedia entry, that there is not yet an scientific consensus on why Lake Vostok remains liquid.

    Wikipedia: Lake Vostok.

    1. Re:To quell some of the speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      I suggest that the Wikipedia entry is misleading, if not incorrect.

      The lake remains liquid for two reasons:

      (1) geothermal heat (flux): using a conservative estimate of the geothermal heat flux of the East Antarctic (which has never been measured directly), say 50 mW/m^2, the measured ice thickness in the area (via radio-echo sounding, or active seimic) of ~ 4000 m^2, thermal conductivity of ice ~2.3 W/m K, and mean annual surface temperautre of ~ -55C suggests that the base of the ice sheet should be at the melting point. Ah, the heat equation in 1-D!

      (2) freezing point depression changes the phase transition at Vostok from 0C to ~ -3C. A small but significant correction. Other corrections involve advection in the ice column due to ice flow, the ~110 m of firn overlying the glacial ice, etc. None of these corrections change the conclusion derived from (1), above.

      The ice adjacent to the lake is also at the melting point, as are many areas in both East and West Antarctica. Whether the melt water collects into a subglacial lake is determined by the local hydraulic gradient. In many places, basal melt water flows along the gradient and refreezes where the ice thickness decreses. In other place, water collects into lakes. There are ~70 subglacial lakes in the Antarctic, although none nearly as large as Lake Vostok.

      A temperature change 5000 years ago will have essentially no influence on the basal ice temperature at Vostok, in contrast to what Wikipedia suggests. The thermal diffusivity is far too slow, and the accumulation rate at the surface is also too small to generate rapid enough thermal vertical advecion.

      Cheers,
      tom

    2. Re:To quell some of the speculation by troon · · Score: 1

      I suggest that the Wikipedia entry is misleading, if not incorrect.

      Then correct Wikipedia, rather than complaining on Slashdot. That's what Wikipedia is all about - collaboration.

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    3. Re:To quell some of the speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why should he bother? You have the information now. If you cared, you could do it.

      BTW, I work in this area and the comment you replied to is exactly right.

    4. Re:To quell some of the speculation by kippy · · Score: 1

      Then the original poster or you should do it. The person you replied to and I are not experts in the field so it would be a bad idea for us to make that update.

  32. Half a Million is LONG for a microbe. by DumbSwede · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Half a million years is pretty long in this context, especially for organisms that can potentially reproduce quite frequently or have dozens if not hundreds of generations per year (even thousands).

    This has huge scientific potential but not for the reasons most slashdotters are positing. For scientists studying the genome, it's largely about calibrating their evolutionary rulers, and less about super alien organisms.

    Unlike large animals which can be geographically isolated and evolve undisturbed, free living microbes (as opposed to those that need a specific animal or plant host) probably range freely and easily by the fact that they carry easily on the wind or the skin of migrating animals or move with the major currents that circulate the globe. Even if only one microbe makes it to a local it can begin to reproduce, since it doesn't rely on sexual replication, it isn't inconvenienced by having to find a mate also flung into some far foreign environment.

    All of this is to say, these microbes will have had what in microbe evolution is something fairly rare, an environment completely free from competition from other global varieties seeking to fill the same ecological niche. I doubt they will have mutated far from their other global cousins, but the rate of change of DNA is probably what really matters to scientists, as for long time periods we would only be making guesses about genomic drift in microbes.

    Given the extreme environment these microbes inhabit, there may also be some extreamophile surprises for cold adaptation.

    Another possible study will be how quickly the isolated community looses defenses to protozoa and other microscopic predators that may not now be present in their extremely isolated pocket of liquid water beneath the ice.

    1. Re:Half a Million is LONG for a microbe. by toxic666 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I fully agree with your comments. The oil fields have microbes that are hundreds of millions of years old, uniquely evolved to their environment and may have evolved from the microbes that were in the original, surficial organic muck.

      My original point was that /. editors tend to have a point of view that coincides with NASA funding requests based upon a search for life as justification. Describing a 500,000 year-old environment as "ancient" suggests something unique.

    2. Re:Half a Million is LONG for a microbe. by mnmn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not excited about the microbes. The size of the lakes suggest some pretty bizarre fish could be found in the lake. Strange alien-looking freaky fish are found in other trenches (read: high pressure), and this place has been completely isolated. Are we too crazy to expect creatures bigger than people deep down there?

      The temperature might be a problem though.

      And so would our equipment contaminating the lake and killing off the fish, so we'd only find bodies of the awesome creatures.

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    3. Re:Half a Million is LONG for a microbe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oil fields and microbes?
      Sounds like X-Files

    4. Re:Half a Million is LONG for a microbe. by Quirk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oil fields and microbes come from a theory held by a maverick scientist by the name of Thomas Gold. The gist of his argument ran as follows: "The presence of organic molecules in all petroleum deposits has long been taken as evidence for the biological origin of petroleum. Gold argued instead in his 1999 book The Deep Hot Biosphere that the organic molecules come from subterranean microbes that feed on petroleum deep in the Earth's crust. Gold's vision of a supply of oil and gas that is essentially inexhaustible drew intense criticism from petroleum geologists."

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    5. Re:Half a Million is LONG for a microbe. by CreatureComfort · · Score: 3, Insightful


      Actually creatures as large as humans are probably impossible in this environment. To have large animals, you need a relatively large supply of smaller animals/plants that reproduce quickly enough to be eaten and keep the large animal supplied with food/energy. (If you posit smaller animals, the same applies all the way down the food chain until you get to plants.) To have a large supply of plant life to feed the rest of the food chain, there has to be a large energy input into the system. For most of the earth this source is the sun. For Lake Vostok, buried under 4 miles of ice, I doubt that much sunlight ever makes it down there. There may be geothermal vents, which could introduce a lot of energy, but even so they would be very localized, and not suitable for powering a large food chain that would include large animals.

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    6. Re:Half a Million is LONG for a microbe. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Strange alien-looking freaky fish are found in other trenches (read: high
      > pressure), and this place has been completely isolated. Are we too crazy
      > to expect creatures bigger than people deep down there?

      You realize this is under the central plateu of Antarctica, right?
      Microbes seem more likely.

      > The temperature might be a problem though.

      Not just the temperature; there would be *very* limited plant life, which
      means very limited food supply. The antarctic coasts are different, because
      you have currents bringing in stuff (food!) from other parts of the ocean;
      this is landlocked, surrounded by the coldest, dryest, and arguably most
      hostile environment on the planet. You'll find microbes, sure, but probably
      not a lot of very large critters.

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  33. Can Never be a SciFi writer by ndunn · · Score: 1
    You can never be a SciFi writer with that type of attitude. Hell, for that matter you could never be a journalist in the U.S. The only options available for anything labelled new are:
    1. Will try to kill you.
    2. Source of new profit.
    3. Becomes sink for time by forcing to post meaningless opinion instead wasting the beatiful day outside.
  34. City of R'lyeh? by m_xiphias · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The Lovecraftian mythos teaches us that the City of R'lyeh is possibly located underneath Antarctica.

    "Know ye that He has slept death's dream for ages unnumbered; He who has slumbered long before the birth of Man; He who is dead yet waits dreaming: SHALL RISE, and His time draws near. The worm shall not corrupt the corrupted; time is naught to His continuation; the aeons shall not lay waste that which is not of earth's flesh.

    In R'Lyeh He dwells, bound in timeless sleep by Those who would hold back the darkness of Outer Hells and stem the fate of Man. Yet the darkness shall prevail, the destiny of Man is sealed and graven.

    The stars shall mark the time of His coming, and when the spheres intersect: HE SHALL RISE. Great Cthulhu shall return, and armed with vengeful talons He shall smite the Elder Lords and rend the soul of Man. The earth shall know the night without cease.

    His minions dwell amongst you, Beware O Man, they come in servile stealth; like thieves in the night. They heed not Man and his frail gods, blind in the will of their master.

    Great Cthulhu sleeps in His house and shapes the dream of what shall b, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

    My brother Ibn Ghazi saw with the lidless eyes the end of Man's time, yet Their curse denied him the revelation. Ever condemned he suffers the endless torments of the Vaults of Zin. His mouth is sealed up, his tongue severed - nought shall he speak or bewail his tortures - he is headless, the slave of the Shoggoth until the Great Old Ones fall.

    Yog-Sothoth knoweth the Gate through which the Old Ones shall return. When the stars have faded and the moon shines no more, when only dark suns rise and set: Great Cthulhu shall awaken and call from the deep with the voice of a thousand thunders, and the Gate shall be cast open:

    THEY SHALL RETURN."

    -Abdul Alhazred : the R'lyeh Manuscript

  35. Maybe it keeps changing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now: under 4 km of ice
    500,000 years ago: under 0 km of ice

    Maybe the lake freezes at the rate of 0.8cm/year.

  36. Why just microbes? by gmuslera · · Score: 1
    What needs the press now is that there you could find plants, fishes, even animals. Is a shame that the time frame is not enough for dinosaurs, else we could have a great fun reading reports of a Lost World'-alike life from down there.

    Probably this have not scientific basis, but i suspect to find such kinds of approachs to what is hidden there in internet in the next few days.

    1. Re:Why just microbes? by dragons_flight · · Score: 1

      The lake is believed to have formed when the bottom of the glacier melted, so the only life that could be there are microbes that could exist in the dirt or in the ice before that happened.

  37. Who said it... by mariox19 · · Score: 1
    I can't remember who said that Gaia (the planet Earth considered a complex living entity) has a form of AIDS disease that's running amok and depleting its resources from within, and it's called Humanity.

    Some freak no doubt!

    Seriously, all of that New Age, man-hating "philosophy" is a lot of garbage. There is no "planet Earth" existing as a complex living organism; there is no "great plan"; there is no "natural harmony." Things simply are what they are. Existence is just that, and there is nothing more to be said about it, howsoever groovy it may seem to be mesmerized by "Mother Nature."

    There's no reason to feel one has to apologize for being human and living on this Earth.

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    1. Re:Who said it... by sp0rk173 · · Score: 1

      Well, clearly someone paid close attention to biology class!

      I love how people write ecological ideas off as "New Age" and "Man Hating." It's so cute! Pft! We're not part of nature! Nature is there for US! And clearly because almost all other animals exist within it without thinking twice about their impace, we should do that same! "Ecological Footprint"? Bah! Some new-age pot-smoking hippy-freak made that term up after he tripped on some especially potent "'shrooms"! Social darwinism! That's for me! Do what benefits you, screw all other living organisms on this planet!

      Here's a fun tip! Learn about how your body works, how your cells are just a conglomeration of independently working biochemical machines that scale up to a moving, respirating, reproducing, growing animal. After you actually learn how biology works, then the Gaia hypothesis presents some fascinating parallels. It does, admittedly, have it's flaws though.

      And Ayn Rand submersed herself in half-truths.

    2. Re:Who said it... by salec · · Score: 1

      There is a doctrine that agrees with both: Taoism. Things simply are what they are and that IS the "great plan". We get what we're due, neither more, nor less. Our anticipation is irrelevant. But I digress.

      More there is of us on one spot, more susceptible we are to epidemic "forest fires". You may say it is Gaia rage, or you may see that we are simply endangering oureself with our own choices (or lack of ones).
      The point is that there is always a reason for any stationary state of any nonlinear system (a strange attractor?) and we need to understand why the things were the way they were in our environment before we changed them. That's how we can "see it coming", Gaia or no Gaia.

    3. Re:Who said it... by mariox19 · · Score: 1
      No controversy exists now, however, that life and the physical environment significantly influence one another.

      I don't know what about the Gaia hypothesis, beyond the above statement, isn't flawed; and the above statement isn't well written, because I can't imagine when modern science would have found such a statement controversial.

      The posting to which I responded held up the notion that human beings are a kind of "AIDS virus" on poor planet Earth. This is just the kind of nonsense I'm talking about: Gaia as a means of awing human beings into accepting some kind of self-sacrificial stewardship of "the planet" -- a stewardship under the direction of those who can divine Mother Earth's goal of "terrestrial harmony."

      If you have the chance, I'd love to hear about the so-called "half-truths" in which Ayn Rand submersed herself. I promise to pay "close attention."

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    4. Re:Who said it... by sp0rk173 · · Score: 1

      First of all I'd like to point out that I neither agree nor disagree with the whole of the Gaia hypothesis. I find it an interesting extrapolation of the current scientific base into philosophy. All of nature does seem to tend toward equillibrium. From acid-base equillibria in chemistry to the tendency towards lack of motion in physics when you take into account all forces acting on an object (my expertise only extends to simple mechanics, I haven't gotten into string theory and all that fun stuff yet), to biological interactions like predetor-prey relationships and more complex food-web interactions. Things just seem to balance out. Why? And why do humans have such a large impact on their environment as compared to other organisms? Has the rest of nature (because, we truely are a part of nature - sky scrapers and all...i absolutely despise the separationist line of thought that nature is around us, but does not include us) just not caught up to our form of biological augmentation of the natural world? The Gaia hypothesis simply tries to answer all of these whys, for better or worse.

      And I do agree that some people have taken it way too far, but at the same time we seem to be the only organism that can question it's actions over the long term. Why is that? Is it an evolved mechnism to deal with the particularly extreme ends that seems coupled with our means of survival? From my point of view, if we have it, why not use it? I will give you that there does seem to be a current scientific dogma that humanity outpaces the evolutionary speed of the rest of nature. But, there is also a lot of evidence to back that up - we displace organisms fast, we can turn a normative riparian ecosystem into a biological wasteland in a few hours with the chemicals we've been able to harness, we can completely desolate millions of square miles of land with a single harnessed chemical reactions (ie, nuclear warfare). Humanity has a great potential for destruction, but it also has a great potential for understanding, using it's intellect - one of the oddest freakin' evolutionary means of survival i can think of. The duckbill platipuss' beak and funky tail makes more pragmatic sense in relation to it's ecosystem than an oversized mass of neural tissue, capable of what is, really, just binary communication, but from which emerges abstract thought. That one still has neuroscientists baffled. Basically, my point is this: We have the capacity to think before we act - why not use that? It's been the key to our survival so far, and now that the earth is arguably showing signs of stress from our ecological footprint, it just might be the key to our survival as a species in the future.

      It has been argued a lot that humanity is like a virus...and there is a lot of evidence in favor of that. There is nothing that can sucessfully feed on a virus (that i know of, at least, I could be wrong). A virus feeds on what resources it's adapted to, until those resources are diminished. Then the virus more or less ceases to be. Humanity, at this point in time, effectively has no predators. We consume what resources we've adapted our culture around, until they're diminished, then we cease to exist or move on. Despite being arguably more mobile than a virus (on our scale...i think if we were scaled down to virus-size, it might be about equal, given the technology we've used to adapt ourselves to travel), there is one more thing that we have that a virus does not - the ability of foresight and the ability to learn, as a species, based upon our past actions as a species. Do we have to take into account the survival of all organisms in our quest for survival? No. Just one, really - homo sapiens. But, in order for us to survive, we have to depend on the free goods and services provided by a plethora of other organisms that give us food, clean our water, and our air. That understanding is the basis for ecology. It can be viewed serveral ways. Two follow.
      One:

      awing human beings into accepting some k

    5. Re:Who said it... by mariox19 · · Score: 1
      If humanity does not sit back and realize its condition on occasion, instead constantly striving forward in pursuit of unending progress, it will progessively bring about it's own demise. Nature tends to be cyclic, and no species has ever existed on the top forever. Ms. Rand's heroic ideals for humanity could bring about its untimely end.

      I think when Ayn Rand and other Objectivist authors have written about ecology and so called "environmentally friendly" policies, one of the points made is the unintended and perverse consequences of anti-capitalistic policy on the environment. When a country sets up protectionist and other licensing schemes, the result of which is to discourage the investment of foreign capital, the environment gets trashed. For instance, instead of working in sneaker factories (to take a much maligned example), the citizens in such a country take slash and burn farming techniques to the rainforests in order to make a living.

      Progress is making efficient use of our resources, natural or otherwise. This efficiency is exactly what free markets and the profit motive demand. Compare that to government directed endeavors, with their notorious waste and corruption.

      I know above I said "damn the spotted owls" or whatever, but that's really incidental to capitalism. I really think if people cared about the environment -- rather than simply hating the bourgeois and nouveau riche and all the other trappings of a free society -- they would realize that high rise buildings, privately managed forests, modern farming, and the like are in the end more environmentally friendly than the neo-socialistic, man-hating world espoused by environmentalists.

      Respectfully,

      Mario

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  38. Re:Adolf Hitler & Michael Moore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was better than most of the frontpage articles around here.

    The enemy is weakened!
    I need ammo!
    Defend the objective!

  39. Hold on.. by GreenishBlueGoku · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    How is this news? Is it the special property of having 2 basins that means it could containg "ancient" microbes? The way they put it, it seems: "wow, look, twice as many ancient microbes that we dont want to disturb." not: "wow, look, two basins, that means there could be ancient microbes that we don't want to disturb" But hey, what do i know about lakes not frozen under 4 kilometers of ice?

    1. Re:Hold on.. by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They might be excited at the idea of two isolated environments with a known time of divergence from a common base. It provides a very nice test bed for various observations about evolution, if they really have been seperated for an extended period of time from each other and the outside world both.

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  40. Two in one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Two in one is a bull shit term. One is not big enough to hold two; that's why two was created. If it were really two in one, it would overflowing. The bottle would be all sticky 'n shit."

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  41. 2 Miles of Ice? by kevlar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If there is 2 Miles of Ice below Antarctica, does that mean that the surface is at 10,000+ ft?

    1. Re:2 Miles of Ice? by dragons_flight · · Score: 4, Informative

      The average height is ~8,000 ft above sea level (far higher than any other continent). The weight of the ice depresses the ground so that most of the bedrock is technically below sea level.

    2. Re:2 Miles of Ice? by BashDot · · Score: 1

      Ever hear that you only see the top 10% of an iceburg? I assume that this lake is below sea level...

  42. Gotcha!! by mbstone · · Score: 3, Funny

    Y'all got taken in. Obviously this "news" story is movie hype for Alien vs. Predator (8/15 release). If you had gone to the movies this weekend you would have seen the trailer (scientists find pyramid buried 1000s of feet under Antarctic ice cap, it contains Alien-style aliens which emerge from their pods and eat you.

  43. How... by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

    How do you know when a terrorist has been in your fridge?

    <drum-sting>
    WMD in the butter!
    </drum-sting>

  44. Simple question by elpapacito · · Score: 1

    How in the hell are they going not to contaminate the lake if they're going to put a drill into it someday ?

    1. Re:Simple question by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 0

      Sterilize the drill really really carefully.

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    2. Re:Simple question by WegianWarrior · · Score: 1

      It's a simple enought question, but one that I don't think there is a simple answer for.. one of the few suggestions I've seen involves having a probe that melts its way to the lake, letting the ice reform behind it to create a sealed passage to the surface - which at lest in theory means that stuff from the lake can't come up and stuff from above can't come down... which 'only' leave the trouble of managing to completly sterilising the actuall probe.

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    3. Re:Simple question by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Which is exactly what they proposed. The probe, once sealed into the ice, would release a sterilising agent into the cavity around it, cleaning it. You'd end up with some steriliser in the lake, but you've not introduced any new microbial guys.

  45. Mod parent down - HHGTTG ripoff by handslikesnakes · · Score: 0

    Booooooo! Write your own jokes.

    1. Re:Mod parent down - HHGTTG ripoff by renehollan · · Score: 1

      Actually, I liked the parody: perhaps one of the few forms of fair use left undisturbed.

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    2. Re:Mod parent down - HHGTTG ripoff by handslikesnakes · · Score: 0
      Fair use, certainly. Funny? Not particularly.

      Parody is more than a rephrasing of somebody else's joke.

  46. Re:Announcement from the President by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now watch this drive...

  47. I think I'll pass... by bladesjester · · Score: 1

    More like drink it and get the case of ameobic dysentery from hell. You think drinking the water in Mexico is bad because your body can't deal with the unfamiliar microbes? heh

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  48. Really not really by Chrispy1000000+the+2 · · Score: 0

    Um, the ice and snow over antarctica came from precipatation, over a very long period of time, so there is no salt in most of the ice, originally.
    In the arctic, however, there is no landmass, so the ice forms from the sea-water, has the salt worked out at the rate of ~30cm/year, and voila! Salt free ice.
    Now it could be argued that the ice on the antarctic drifted up from there when the continent drifted down there, but thats just grasping at straws...

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  49. Gulag Ice Lens by handy_vandal · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From the preface to The Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhensitsyn:
    "In 1949 some friends and I came upon a noteworthy news item in Nature, a magazine of the Academy of Sciences. It reported in tiny type that in the course of excavations on the Kolyma River a subterranean ice lens had been discovered which was actually a frozen stream -- and in it were found frozen specimens of prehistoric fauna some tens of thousands of years old. Whether fish or salamander, these were preserved in so fresh a state, the scientific correspondent reported, that those present immediately broke open the ice encasing the specimens and devoured them with relish on the spot."
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    1. Re:Gulag Ice Lens by JurgenThor · · Score: 0
      devoured them with relish on the spot.
      I would've used tartare sauce myself.
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    2. Re:Gulag Ice Lens by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Blasphemer. Everyone knows you eat salamanders with mustard and cayenne pepper.

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  50. Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanation by Prien715 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No I'm not going to flame you for being religious.

    What I am going to say is that Creation Science is in no way scientific. However, creationism is a theory of how things happened, just not a scientific one. (Science has become used to describe anything these days whether or not it uses scientific methodology (e.g. Political Science)).

    The reason why creation can not be science is that it cannot be proven (or disproven). The theory of evolution focuses why it's true. Creationism tries to "prove" itself by disproving evolution rather by by its own merits (and thus win by default). Creationism is also extremely broad (every logical world could have been created with creationism, so it fails to explain why the world is this way and not some other way).

    Let's get historical. A lot of people bash Darwin and haven't bothered to even read his books or know his arguments, so I'll use one he used. Darwin found that throughout his travels in the world there were never amphibians on islands surrounded by saltwater, unless introduced by humans (in which case they thrived). Darwin also knew that the amphibians died when they tried to swim in salt water. The most likely explanation was that since no frogs were there when the island formed, no frogs could ever be on the island since they couldn't swim. Creationim's explanation would be that God created amphibians on large land masses but not small ones because it was part of his plan. From there, I'd like to know how or why this is part of God's plan.

    I don't see a good way of explaining why God decided that amphibians shouldn't be on oceanic islands.

    There's many more examples like this. Let's not forget the theory of Gravity fails on the quantum level, but no one's about to discard it. Evolution isn't perfect, but without it, biology wouldn't exist (why would we believe that experiments on other animals would be relevant to humans? God could've created all the animals completely differently...but also could not have.)

    Creationism is too broad and is compatible with any state of the world. As such, there's nothing one can find in the world to disprove it. Since it cannot be disproven, it's not a scientific theory.

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  51. Endangered species? by mveloso · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why aren't environmentalists up-in-arms about this type of arctic drilling? This is a pure, untouched ecosystem that's going to be contaminated by people for no real reason except for curiosity.

    Don't those 500,000 year old microbes have just as many rights as the spotted owl, salmon, and those lizards in the West somewhere?

    Stop this microbe genocide now, and prevent all drilling - whether it's for commerce (oil) or science!

    1. Re:Endangered species? by isopossu · · Score: 1
      This is a pure, untouched ecosystem that's going to be contaminated by people for no real reason except for curiosity.

      That's the very reason why they haven't drilled into the lake yet. They want to be sure not to pollute it.

    2. Re:Endangered species? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Because they're being careful, rather than just blasting their way in so they can suck it all out and bottle it at a huge profit. I would expect them to seal it when they're done, as well. And, honestly, these soon-to-be-endangered microbes are arguably no longer an active part of the overall ecosystem. Low chance of upsetting the current ecological "balance", high likelihood of information which will help fill in some scientific blanks. There's also very little to "destroy" on the surface, and no existing tourist trade to upset (unless you count idiot solo pilots) on the continent.

      Now, it sounds like you'd like to tap a few spots to see if they brew texas tea the same way up in ANWR as they do on daddy's ranch (sorry, that was a low shot, but it sounded good). I think you have a good point - we should let you drill. Of course, you'll be expected to be as carful as a scientist, have low or no impact on the current ecology, airlift everything in and out on a once-monthly schedule, and make sure that any facilities are low-impact, eco-friendly, don't interrupt the current viewshed, and are completely dismantled and no visible trace remains when you leave. Oh, and since you're not a governmental body with a guaranteed cash source, we'll be asking you to put up a bond for the cleanup and any potential spill remediation. Enjoy!

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  52. Re:Announcement from the President by kmac06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is a childish post and obvious troll/flamebait. Please stop moderating such worthless posts up. And yes, I had mod points before posting this.

  53. Re:Announcement from the President by The+Briguy · · Score: 1

    heh, I think its funny. Too bad you don't have a sense of humor.

  54. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Creationim's explanation would be that God created amphibians...how or why this is part of God's plan.

    Ah, but you forgot the part where it said, "God works in mysterious ways."

    Go phantom.

  55. Bottled water is good for you by bundaegi · · Score: 1
    I may be way off with my assumptions, but bear with me:
    • I presume you are americam;
    • I presume you don't value bottled water.
    Fair enough, you can buy shit with sugar in for half the price of bottled water. Maybe all this sugar is also what keeps you going. Again, fair enough.

    The simple point about bottled water is that it tastes actually quite nice, and certainly much better than tap water. It has other uses too:
    If you want to make yourself a decent espresso (illy maybe?) and use tap water, then you've just ruined it. This is also true for tea although I'm out of depth, here.

    Use waters with neutral tastes such as evian or volvic (those you can find pretty much everywhere in Europe, I presume in the US as well) but avoid contrex... unless you like it of course.

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    1. Re:Bottled water is good for you by Cybrr · · Score: 1

      Tap water varies wildly. I prefer the tap water in my home to bottled Spa water.

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    2. Re:Bottled water is good for you by RCO · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First, In America, there are a lot of individuals that are putting on airs, and they have this idea that acting like foreigners (mainly European) makes them better than the rest of us. Second, we have Corporate America selling us that idea that to be more sophisticated, we must drink bottled water (once again, gross generalization, like the Europeans). These corporations then take the water from their tap, put it in a bottle and sell it to us at 50% more than what they charge for taking that same water adding a lot of extra chemicals (in addition to what is already in the water when it came out of the tap) and a bunch of sugar and then carbonating it. So, by preying on peoples self images, these companies are taking that cost them almost nothing and making a mint on it instead of actually putting forth the effort of actually making something and selling it. Thanks for helping Corporate America make another sale.

      Folks, if you want to look sophisticated and put on airs, buy a bottle of water and refill it from your sink for the next 6 months.
      If you really want water without the chemicals, buy a filter for your tap, they look expensive, but they are a lot cheaper than bottled water.

      I will not argue that 'water' is good for you, but I will argue against 'bottled water' (in general) being better for you than tap water. Over here it's the same thing for the most part. Oh, and the 'shit' with sugar in it, well, at least they are doing something that might actually justify charging for the product.

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    3. Re:Bottled water is good for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Folks, if you want to look sophisticated and put on airs, buy a bottle of water and refill it from your sink for the next 6 months.

      I tried that once, but the Evian people had anticipated my move: every drop of spilled water on the label shows very clearly and after a couple of refills the label is completely smudged. Then anyone can easily see that the bottle is not fresh. Clever bastards.

    4. Re:Bottled water is good for you by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Whatever. The bottled water industry is a crock, in many ways I think one of the more disgusting things capitalism has managed to create.

      1. Pollute public water supplies with industrial runoff, making it unpalatable.
      2. Buy land containing remaining clean water supplies, sell water to public.
      3. You guessed it: Profit!

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    5. Re:Bottled water is good for you by haxor.dk · · Score: 1

      Ohh, so capitalism is baaad, is it ?

      In communist russia, it they did it 10 x times worse, only they didn't make a profit.

  56. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by thedanyes · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I don't know how this got a 4 Insightful... Evolution cannot be proved or disproven by the scientific method either. We have no way of knowing what happened in order for the universe as we know it to come into existance, we weren't there. We can make educated guesses based on scientific evidence, but in my opinion, evolution is still a hyphothesis, and should never have gained theory status. Also, Creationism in itself does not contain any kind of anti-evolution agenda, its just different way of explaining how the universe came into existence, and in my opinion, is actually a more complete theory, as it takes into account how not just how the universe was formed, but how the underlying laws which govern those systems came to be.

    Evolution is too broad and is compatible with any state of the world (through scientific guesses based on circumstancial evidence, which is what evolution amounts to at this point). Evolution is not a scientific theory, because it cannot be verified through use of the scientific method.

  57. I'll take Kurt Russell movies for $500.00, Alex by Trikenstein · · Score: 1
    Yeah, I know, I'm late for the party.
    blah, blah, blah

    But, deep down, inside, where it really counts...

    You *know* that there is either a virus or fungus spoor that will cause the 5th (or is it the 6th?) extinction, locked in the ice somewhere down there.

    Happy trails! :D

  58. Re:Announcement from the President by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You still find it funny after hearing that joke for more than a year? And you accuse HIM of having no sense of humour?

    Right.

  59. Going there soon by dargaud · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Here's a radar map of Lake Vostok showing the Vostok russian Station, along with other radar maps of Antarctica.

    I couldn't find an easier job, so I just signed up for the first winter over at Dome C on the high Antarctic Plateau, only 550km from Vostok. On the program of the fun will be: reaching ground level with a 3200m ice core (they are almost there), temperatures of -84C in winter and lots more. Unlike Vostok, Dome C doesn't have a lake underneath. I'll try to keep my site updated.

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    1. Re:Going there soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a lake very close to Dome C. Of course it isn't much vs Lake Vostok.

  60. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by robertobobengo · · Score: 0, Troll

    Creationism isn't a scientific theory because God is another theory. A theory without proof to confirm that He exists.

    God doesn't exists... That's a story that your parents, grands-parents (,etc.) told you to respect some values or to be easily manipulated by the elites(Church, Republican leaders, etc.).

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  61. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by tehanu · · Score: 1

    Personally I wouldn't be so suspicious of Creationist "science" if it wasn't so closely aligned with one particular religious group and not only that that one particular culture as well - the US religious right. For example evolution is widely accepted in many different religions and cultures which is a good thing as science is supposed to be fairly agnostic. However belief in Creationist "science" is not wide-spread except amongst the American religious right and is closely tied with their religious beliefs and culture. Even other Christian nations such as those in Europe simply do not have the fervent belief in Creationist "science" as Americans do. And the nations most closely aligned to America in culture, religion and ethnicity - Canada, England and Australia - the "anglo-saxon" nations also seem to lack strong support for this belief. Other religions such as Chinese religions are perfectly OK with evolution. For example you don't see Chinese Creationist scientists. And before people go it's because of the Communists, the Chinese had this argument centuries ago and came up with the answer that it doesn't matter if a creator exists or not because you can't prove/disprove it either way not to mention that even trying is pathetic because it is saying that the human mind has the ability to understand the ultimate secrets of the universe when it can't even understand its own actions. Not to mention the Chinese creation myth doesn't care either way if there is a creator. The point is Creationist science doesn't seem to have any widespread appeal outside of *one* specific relgious and cultural group and its arguments about Creationism seem to be specifically tailored to *one* Creation myth.

  62. YES, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But how does this bash microsloth or worship apple?

  63. "See you at the party, Richter" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is no accident...

    Bush wants to goto Mars and we just HAPPEN to find an ancient cache of frozen ice on Earth while Arnold is govenor of CA?

    The next step is to transport the ice to Mars via H2 SpaceShipOne where Arnold will melt it and create a breathable atmosphere. See, Republicans ARE environmentalists just WAY ahead of their time...

  64. OT : Geek - on. by VendettaMF · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The only really memorable one was Ravage, betrayer of two decipticon leaders and ambusher of two Primes...

    Laserbeak was a regularly appearing character early on, mostly as a spy/scout.

    Ratbat made a brief name for itselfduring the time wars saga, but really never had much of a chance when it tried to join megatron, Cyclonus, Scourge, the cyclops headed decepticon that turned into a gun and wasn't Megatron or Galvatron whos name I can never remember, and Galvatron in competition for decipticon leadership.

    The others were Overkill, Rumble, Frenzy and Buzzsaw most of whom were rarely if ever seen outside of one or two battle scenes.

    Why, yes, I am a single male geek. How could you tell?

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  65. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by ooze · · Score: 1

    > Creationim's explanation would be that God created amphibians on large land masses but not small ones because it was part of his plan. From there, I'd like to know how or why this is part of God's plan.
    Another example on this, more approachable to the regular Joe: So who has butt pubes? Are they any good for anything? Even more, aren't they quite bugging and quite often pretty revolting? So butt pubes are, all in all, an absolutely absurd and disgusting nuisance. Would any intelligence, any thinking being, make the major part of humanity almost completely naked, but punishing them at the same time with a hairy, crap catching anus? Who would seriously think about things like that? Can such a sick mind exist?

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  66. Oh please... by Trikenstein · · Score: 3, Funny
    It's just a giant slug

    Pour salt on it for christ's sake

    Lots and lots and lots and lots of salt

    The let the rain wash the slime away

    1. Re:Oh please... by Cybrr · · Score: 1

      Cthulhu a slug? Maybe you mean Glaaki, he reportedly lives in England.

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  67. Good advice by NoMaster · · Score: 1
    If you see Kurt Russell...RUN!
    Good advice in general.

    With the addendum : If you see Kurt Russell and Tim Curry, it's too late...
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  68. Re:Announcement from the President by Cybrr · · Score: 1

    This is the first time i've heard it. Those evil creatures!

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  69. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    I don't see a good way of explaining why God decided that amphibians shouldn't be on oceanic islands.


    That's easy: Mysterious ways.

    See, whenever you notice somthing like that, its mysterious ways. Don't even bother trying to investigate it, its divinely mysterious.

    Why would god need a spaceship, or an ark? Mysterious, don't bother...

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  70. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Creationism in itself does not contain any kind of anti-evolution agenda

    BwahahahAHAHAHAHAhahahahaAHAHAHAHahaha!

    That's rich...

    Evolution cannot be proved or disproven by the scientific method either.

    It can and it has.
    The theory is based on observation: Living things change over time, and have gotten more complex. You look at fossils, you see this.
    That's a fact. Not an opinion in a book, an observable fact.

    Then there is the theory of the how: Through natural selection of random mutations. That is simple and elegant, and has also been confirmed through observation and experimentation. Bacteria evolves to adapt to the chemically hostile environments we create for them. It works at first, killing off most of them, but then the survivors reproduce and you end up with a new strain, better adapted through natural selection.

    Evolution is not a scientific theory, because it cannot be verified through use of the scientific method.

    That is obviously a lie.

    Here's a truth:
    Creation is not a scientific theory, because it cannot be verified through use of the scientific method.

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  71. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    Maybe creationism is a more complete story but I think it is a story you'd find in the fiction section of any good bookshop.

    Obviously we don't and may never have all the evidence to explain evoloution fully but we can apply the scientific method to prove or disprove the various building blocks of the evoloution theory.

    Has any part of creationism been proved or disproved scientifically ?

  72. Re:Announcement from the President by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

    Bush: "Vostok represents a clear and present danger to the United States of America. We must wipe out any forign alien bacteria in Vostok because they may be plotting against us! I call for congress to give me thirty billion dollars to fund operation Infinite Justice^2 so we can launch a crusade an wipe out the Weapons of Microbial Destruction in Vostok!"

    Now watch me make this drive....

  73. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by isolation · · Score: 0

    And they are still Bacteria. They didnt become the Duck Billed Platapus or anything. Sure adaption happens but its a big leap to say this adaption is evolution.

    I am sure you have seen a bat right? Its a rat with Wings. There are very few other animals like it that fly. Did the rat randomly develop wings? How did it randmonly develop wings but also wings that were able to handle flight rather than wings like a kiwi bird.

    Nature speaks to a design with a plan not a random collecting of "mistakes". Look at a city, it may look like a cluster of mass mess that just grew out of nowhere. And its true that the interaction of people and events are semi-random but you cannot say "The house was developed by random chance or the evolves from the carrage". These things were designed by someone higher.

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  74. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since it cannot be disproven, it's not a scientific theory.

    therfore cince evolution CAN be disproven then it is a theory?

    is that you Professor Munkin? I though they madde you stop teaching because of your senility.

    please re-read your post, a large amount of it makes no sense.

  75. Re:Announcement from the President by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Like most trolls you miss the point. There is no oil or endemic population there, so it would be pointless to manufacture a WMD scandal in the area.

    On the other hand, prehistoric organics...:"Vostok represents a huge natural resource for the United States of America. We must open this new frontier for oil drilling. Heck, there aren't even any reindeer to be bothered by it here."

  76. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by Sique · · Score: 1
    Evolution is too broad and is compatible with any state of the world (through scientific guesses based on circumstancial evidence, which is what evolution amounts to at this point). Evolution is not a scientific theory, because it cannot be verified through use of the scientific method.


    That's simply wrong. You can very easily verify predictions about organisms from the evolution theory: Take the adaption of micro organisms to new antibiotics as an example. The outcome (new tribes of micro organisms will appear which are resistant against antibiotics, and their occurance will be more intensively if you use antibiotics in small doses which don't kill everything at once) can be easily controlled. There are enough model organisms like bacteria or algae, which reproduce fast enough to allow the set up of a changing environment and measure the genetic adaption by mutation and genetic drift.

    There are some attempts to explain certain behaviours of humans and animals with bioevolution and especially with genetics. I agree that those theories are not that easily to check, because it's not easy to create an experimental setup which could used to disprove those theories. Humans and most large animals evolve too slowly in their genetic disposition, so an experiment would run too long to yield usabe answers in the next future. Additionally the human behaviour can be strongly influenced by environmental changes, without causing the underlying genetics to change (upbringing, education, experience). And last but not least: Human behaviour is pretty wide, so any two different humans confronted with a sufficiently complex environment will pretty surely act differently, and both may deal successfully with the situation, so from an evolutionary point of view both are fit for survival.
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  77. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet if the 'plan' turned out being different, we'd probably still be here wondering why we are the way we are, since we are incapable of seeing that which did not happen. If, for example, a world was created based off a set of random number values, who's to say that someone might not develop an idea that this world was created based off a set 'plan' and therefore could not have developed otherwise?

    I really hope someone might be able to decode all that rambling pseudo-explanationoid text, but at least I'm secure in knowing what I was trying to say!

  78. Re:Announcement from the President by timts · · Score: 1

    so many people enjoyed michael moore's F9/11,
    most people know most of the content for 1-4 years.
    yes, they do have a sense humor.

  79. religion in science classes? by anomaly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are those who would argue that teachings that have 'an a priori commitment to naturalism' are just as religious as those who have an a priori commitment to supernatural creation.

    Steven Jay Gould communicated the idea above - an affirmation of Lewontin's assertion. Gould concluded that Macroevolution has a strong foundation in naturalism - a philosophy that specifically excludes anything supernatural - and therefore excludes God. This seems to me to be as much of a religious belief as that of creationism.

    In case you are not aware, ther recently deceased Gould (May 02) was one of the most intelligent and eloquent proponents of evolution in the present day. He developed the punctuated equilibrium theory of evolution to compensate for the gaps in the fossil record. He was not on the fringe of evolutionary theory. I believe that his view is consistent with the majority of scientists who are evolutionists.

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

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    1. Re:religion in science classes? by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Religion requires taking things to be true based on faith with no evidence. Naturalism (and science in general) rejects the supernatural precisely because of the lack of evidence showing it as real.

      You conflate your view of naturalism as a religious belief with Gould's view that evolution is strongly founded in naturalism. I've read Gould, and he specifically states that evolution, so far as he's concerned, is scientifically correct. There's no "but its a belief, and not supported by evidence". There's no "but only correct if our basic naturalist assumption is correct". The people who insult naturalism as a religious belief are creationists. And of course they wouldn't have any reason to tear down evolution and naturalism, right?

      I've read critiques of Gould's views by creationists; they invariably misunderstand his views, misunderstand the scientific method, and more often than not misunderstand things like inductive reasoning. I'm not impressed.

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  80. reconciling the two by snooo53 · · Score: 1
    First of all I think one has to accept all aspects of the observable world around us. And all the evidence for life points to evolution/natural selection. It is true and been proven, as much as gravity or quantum mechanics (which has been verified more than anything else). You can see it happen with bacteria over a relatively short period of time. Diseases mutate and change, some survive and overtake others based on natural selection.

    That being said I think the only sane way to believe in creation is to accept that God created a universe/world that works on its own, period. And the key to life working is evolution. So if you're going to believe God created the world 10,000 years ago, you have to accept that He created a world in the middle of its life cycle with no evidence to the contrary.

    In nerd terms this would be like if you sent a save game file to a friend, and they were able to start off at that point, even though they didn't actually play the game from the beginning on their computer. Heh, then maybe we are one big saved game from another universe.

    But regardless of what you do believe, please remember that the bible as it is today was compiled from a large number of sources in the 4th century by men. This doesn't necessarily mean it's not true, but it does leave room open for debate.

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  81. GI Joe by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1
    I can see the reflection of the snow in old chrome-dome's facemask now as he flys around Antartica barking out orders....

    "GET ME THOSE MICROBES!!"

    Doesn't the long lost civilization of cobra-la live down there under those icecaps? They would already have acces to those microbes.

    oh no, Golobulus is just waiting for us to crack the ice, it's part of his plan. Then all of the spores will be released into the atmosphere.

    • Nemesis Enforcer - destroy!
  82. I, for one, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    welcome our new subterrean water overlords.

  83. Re:Announcement from the President by iamacat · · Score: 1

    Hey, Vostok is "East" in Russian. We might take objection to Bush and the weapons of microbial destruction he spreads when he wipes out.

  84. Your post by sindarin2001 · · Score: 1

    is very insightful and deserves to be modded up. Just because we have a compilation of sources that says something, doesn't mean that the compilation is infalable. There is room for interpretation, and especially with translation. We know that the universe works on certain principles...a self sustaining system. Meh, that was a bad way of saying "Me Too".

  85. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by sindarin2001 · · Score: 1

    Thank you for making me split my side.

  86. Religious history by anomaly · · Score: 1

    This is a reason given be many for rejection of organized religion in general and Christianity in specific. I would submit two theses to you for your consideration:

    1. Far greater good has been done in the name of Christ than evil. This offers no excuse for abuse and evil deeds. Those who do this will stand in judgment. Christ said that it is better to have a millstone attached to you and be cast into the sea than to lead his children astray - how much more punishment is due to those who do evil in His name?

    2. It is not wise to judge a philosophy on the basis of a wacko (or several wackos.) It is better to judge a philosophy on this basis: What is the natural outcome of keeping close hold to the explicit teachings of that philosophy?

    Christ and his disciples were radicals who challenge the status quo, but they were not bent on power or abusing others.

    What is the logical outcome of closely following the teachings of Christ and his disciples as documented in scripture?

    What is the logical outcome of a belief that there is no universal arbiter of truth?

    Which philosophy would you have dominate the world's peoples?

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

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    1. Re:Religious history by Troed · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Zenbuddhism maybe? Or my own? Definitely not something based on a tribal god, then twisted into becoming the tool with which to get the masses to accept your own political ideas and social reforms (Moses, Jesus).

      To repeat myself: If creationist science had any other excuse to exist that to afterwars twist philosofical sayings and history of legends to somehow become accepted as fact - then I would've taken it more seriously.

      As it is, it's not.

  87. liquid freshwater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whew, glad they wrote that in there. If it was vapor freshwater, I'd be concerned!

  88. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by thedanyes · · Score: 0

    http://phyun5.ucr.edu/~wudka/Physics7/Notes_www/no de6.html#SECTION02121000000000000000

    Here is a link to a site describing the scientific method. Can you test the creation of a universe?? Even if you could, can you say for sure that just because you created it one way in your tests, that it wasn't created a different way the first time around? Evolution or creation is an event, an event cannot be scientifically proven to have happened. Maybe you could prove that it's possible, but beyond that is not the place for theories, only educated guessing.

  89. an issue of size, not type by anomaly · · Score: 1

    The example you list is one in which a type increased in size, on in which it went from one type to another.

    Please try another example to convince me.

    Regards,
    Anomaly

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  90. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    I am sure you have seen a bat right? Its a rat with Wings. There are very few other animals like it that fly. Did the rat randomly develop wings?

    I have, in fact, seen bats.
    You, however, have obviously never heard of flying squirrels.

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  91. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by Sique · · Score: 1

    No. Evolution is not an event, evolution is an ongoing process. And you can sit down and watch the process. So we see around us living creatures actually evolving into modified versions of itself, very fast with bacteria and quite slowly with higher life forms.

    You can't scientificly prove a single event, that's true. But luckily neither Evolution or the Big Bang are single events. So you can create experiments to check if conclusions you draw from your description of the processes hold true. I agree with you that simply describing how the past has happened doesn't get us a valid scientific theory. But you could reason that it has to have happened in a certain way because of a hypothesis you present. This hypothesis, if it's of any worth, does not simply describe the past, it is also able to predict future events which are quite unlikely to happen if the hypothesis would be wrong.

    That's the main problem with Creationism from a scientific point of view: It stops with describing the past and doesn't offer any clues for the future. With Evolution theory you have both: A quite good description of the past and measurable predictions for the future, like the occurance of new variants of the species if the environment changes. You could even use it to predict events in the past of which no information is available right now, and find ways to gather those information.

    There is the classical example with the prediction of the interjaw bone, which is common with the humanoid apes (chimpanzee, gorilla...) but was never found with humans. Evolution theory predicted that this bone has to exist at least in a rudimentary way, because humans and humanoid apes should have a common ancestor. Johann Wolfgang Goethe finally found a human skull (from a dead 12year old child) which had the said bone. On the other hand closer inspection of the skulls of humanoid apes found that about 12% of the apes didn't have the interjaw bone. So the quite improbable predictions: "Humans can have an interjaw bone" proved to be true and the True/False distinction "Apes have it" - "Humans don't" was no qualitative distinction anymore, but merely a quantitative difference.

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  92. a few points by anomaly · · Score: 1

    1. What you call 'tweaking' I would call microevolution, and we are in agreement. This is demonstrable using the scientific method.

    2. So-called transitional forms. Perhaps they are transitional, perhaps they are unique species that are unrelated to one another. We see that they exist, and have similar forms - but which came first? We have evidence, but what do the facts *mean*? I submit to you that we cannot be certain that they are directly related. Perhaps they are merely similar.

    3. What about irreducible complexity? The following example comes from Behe's book "Darwin's black box" - a mousetrap has a certain number of requisite parts to function. Removal of even one of those parts, and it ceases to function as a mousetrap. They have to be present, in the right order, and assembled properly to function. From a functioning mousetrap, you can make modifications for a better release, stronger spring, harder bar, etc.

    You can't tweak a non-functioning mousetrap.

    In the same way, how does the human eye tweak its way into existence? You need the lens, cornea, optic nerve, something in the brain to proces the input from the optic nerve, sensors, etc.

    Irreducible complexity is a BIG problem for evolution, and really has no good explanations, save Gould's punctuated equilibrium, which I see as a clumsy way to fit the facts to his world view.

    4. Mutations are almost universally bad for you, but evolution hangs its hat on mutations and time - so much so that there's scarcely enough time in the known universe to account for all of what is needed to explain what we see today.

    5. "Holy writings said the earth was flat." Rubbish. They never did. The church was wrong to do what it did, but the Bible never claimed a flat earth.

    Ptolemy said the earth was the center, and this was conventional wisdom until Copernicus proved it was wrong. That was my point, but apparently you missed it.

    6. Creation science as religious dogma. This one is precious. We all have a worldview bias. Creationists, evolutionists, deists, atheists - all of us. Science is pressed forward by people with a bias. Many times this is a good thing, many times it is not. Please don't give me that 'white coat syndrome' 'we're only about truth' business. Anyone who really believes that has never spent time on a university campus around reseach director PhD's. I submit to you that there's more atheistic dogma in science than there is any other religious dogma.

    If science was really about truth, it would be considered unreasonable to have an 'a priori commitment to naturalism.' If the best reasonable explanation is that something supernatural occured, perhaps that's really the answer. Unfortunately that's not in vogue today. Our champions of science from history have been deists. I'm not sure when they decided God was dead. It's definitely a fad.

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

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    1. Re:a few points by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Mutations are almost universally bad for you

      Tell that to that family in Italy that never gets heart attacks. Or that superbaby from Germany that was on /. not long ago (though they don't know if he'll stay healthy...lets see).

      You make a HUGE logical leap by going from "most mutations are bad" to "there cannot be enough good mutations".
      Most mutations that we notice are bad, because their badness makes them noticed. How many neutral or subtlelly beneficial mutations go by unnoticed? You do not know. Stop claiming "most" when you don't have the numbers.

      Creation science as religious dogma. This one is precious. We all have a worldview bias. Creationists, evolutionists, deists, atheists - all of us. Science is pressed forward by people with a bias.

      Next time you are sick, or injured. Don't rely on medical science, just go see a preacher and have him pray your illness away. He claims that Jesus has the power to heal, have him prove it to you. Have him prove it tto you with the numbers that medical science can give.

      Did praying ever stop an epidemy? Did polio go away magically by praying it away or was it cured by medical science?

      There are two groups, both claiming to know how the world works, both claiming that they have power over that world. One can prove it, the other has a very convoluted argument to explain why they can't prove it. Science demonstrate its power every day, right now, typing away on the result of many scientific wonders.
      Religion, however, doesn't.

      Religion is not the equal of science. Religion requires faith, science provides proof.

      "Holy writings said the earth was flat." Rubbish. They never did.

      Oh yes, it does. I don't have the time to dig this one out, but it does say somewhere in the bible that the sky is a dome over the earth, and in another chapter that some dude prayed for the sun to stop its trek in the sky.

      If the best reasonable explanation is that something supernatural occured, perhaps that's really the answer.

      It is never the best reasonable argument that "it was magic". Sorry.
      The supernatural is the stuff we tell ourselves to quiet our troubled minds when something happens that cannot be exlpained by what we know. It stops being ok when you desperatly hold on to these makeshift explanations in the face of a real explanation.

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  93. With all due respect by anomaly · · Score: 1

    1. Mutations are not adaptations. Adaptations are mostly beneficial. I submit that mutations are generally bad. Tell my nephew with Down Syndrome that mutations are not generally bad for him.

    2. There's a world of difference between acknowledging that bias exists in science, and denying all benefit from good science. Talk about your logical leaps!

    Of course I go to the doctor. God heals miraculously sometimes. Most times the miracle is penicillin or the relevant equivalent. God gives us a mind and the ability to reason. These are frequently used in ways that are beneficial. God also heals in ways that don't make sense to science sometimes. Don't believe me? Talk to a doctor who has been around the block a few times - they all know that doctors don't heal - they facilitate the process of healing.

    3. It is ridiculous to assert that the Bible should be interpreted in a wooden literal sense. The Bible contains poetry, prose, narrative, and parable. Reading poetry as literal description is foolishness, and a bit of a red herring. If not a red herring, it demonstrates a certain amount of ignorance on your part.

    There's a whole discipline related to understanding scripture, but it can be very simplistically comnmunicated as "the plain things are the main things." Use your head!

    Some dude did pray for the sun to stop, (Joshua in Joshua chapter 10) and the Bible says that it did. It says something similar in 2 Kings chapter 20 about Hezekiah.

    Did it? I think it did, or it certainly appeared to in that area. Can that be explained by someone who has a commitment to naturalism? Probably not. Does that mean that it didn't happen? I don't know, but I'm inclined to give God the benefit of the doubt because of the consistency that I see in the majority of the rest of the Bible.

    4. If the real explanation is something supernatural, how is it unreasonable to consider that the supernatural is a possibility? Doesn't it seem unreasonable to suggest that the supernatural is impossible?

    5. Evolutionists do not hold the "proof" that their theory is correct. It is a description that fits many of the facts, but does not fit them all. Creationists have an explanation that fits many of the facts. If you are convinced that evolution is the complete explanation for all the variety and complexity of life, then I submit to you that you probably have not studied this issue much. Evolution is not a great explanation, but it's the best naturalistic explanation that scientists have been able to come up with.

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

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    1. Re:With all due respect by Scrameustache · · Score: 1
      Mutations are not adaptations. Adaptations are mostly beneficial. I submit that mutations are generally bad. Tell my nephew with Down Syndrome that mutations are not generally bad for him.

      Mutations can be either bad, good, or neutral.

      If you have a mutation that shifts your perception of the colour blue a little bit compared to the rest of humanity, it is neutral. You still have the ability to percieve the colour blue, you just see a wavelenght that is slightly out of synch with the one your parents saw.
      If you have a genetic mutation that lets you hold your breath a little longer, it is beneficial.
      If you have a mutation that gives you Down syndrome, it is bad.

      Without widespread DNA analysis, you will never find most neutral and beneficial mutations.
      But the bad ones stand out, and so you assume that most are bad.

      The Bible contains poetry, prose, narrative, and parable. Reading poetry as literal description is foolishness, and a bit of a red herring.

      So who gets to pick and choose when your god's word is to be taken literally and when he was being poetical, or funny?

      Maybe the whole thing about stoning people for wearing shirts that have two or more different fibers in their weaving was a jest that got out of hand? Or maybe god really wants everyone who's ever worn a cotton poly-blend to die a bloody death?

      I'm inclined to give God the benefit of the doubt because of the consistency that I see in the majority of the rest of the Bible.

      Yeah, when you have editors tweaking a book for five thousand years, they do manage to end up with some level of consistency.

      If the real explanation is something supernatural, how is it unreasonable to consider that the supernatural is a possibility? Doesn't it seem unreasonable to suggest that the supernatural is impossible?

      If the only explanation you can find is SUPERnatural, your understanding of the natural world is unsufficient.

      Why did the rains not come this year?
      • God must be angry with us!
      • It must be a witch!
      • A cyclic heat redistribution disturbed the normal weather patterns and caused the prevailing winds to shift to the north.

      If you do not understand the real world, you make stuff up to explain it, or accept and regurgitate fiction that was fed to you by what you consider a trustworthy source.

      Some dude did pray for the sun to stop, (Joshua in Joshua chapter 10) and the Bible says that it did. It says something similar in 2 Kings chapter 20 about Hezekiah.
      Did it? I think it did


      Well well, one wild claim, no proof at ALL except the claim itself, and you believe it.
      And you want to give lessons to others about the need for empirical proof?
      You can't fanthom that an eye would evolve step by step, but you accept, just because this one book says so, that the rotation of the earth stopped abruptly for a while?
      Puh-lease.

      Evolution is not a great explanation, but it's the best naturalistic explanation that scientists have been able to come up with.

      THAT is true.
      And creationism was the best explanation that myth makers could come up with. Its just sad that some people confuse myths and science.

      Respectfully,
      Anomaly


      I do talk down to people who confuse science and mythology. Especially those that are absurdly uncritical when it comes to stuff in the bible and are at the same time excessively critical to stuff published in Science. Inconsistency like that...its irritating, and it doesn't really inspire confidence or respect.
      But I do not assume a lack of intelligence in their part. People can simultaneously be very intelligent when it comes to most thing and incredibly thick-headed and irrationnal when it comes to emotionally potent issues to which they have been conditioned to think and feel a certain way.

      Religion is a crutch to help us poor little humans deal with the complexities

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  94. Crichton already almost covered this... by jellisky · · Score: 1

    It was called "Andromeda Strain". Even though it dealt with an "extra-terrestrial" microbe, it would not be hard to imagine that such a microbe in Vostok could be essentially ET in nature.

    And "Andromeda Strain" was a good read from Crichton... as his first book, it really gave the reader a good sense of suspense without being overbearing about it like some of his later works did.

    -Jellisky

  95. get over it by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

    He said he was studying it. He didn't say he was subscribing to it.

  96. I'll reply again. by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    Evolution is not compatible with any state of the world. For example, if there were only one kind of fossil for each creature and there were no creatures different than those existing today (save the ones that died off) evolution wouldn't be accepted. If Australia had the same wildlife that asia had, evolution wouldn't be accepted. If animals who had one body part in common were likely to have others in common (why shouldn't many mammals lay eggs and many reptiles have fur and give live birth?), evolution wouldn't be attractive.

    Just because experiments to prove evolution would be unfeasable doesn't mean the theory is false or even unscientific.

    Let's get historical again shall we? Ptolemy had a wonderful system of explaining planetary movement, even better than Galileo's. He had a complex system of equations and constants which would spit out right answers. Galileo's wasn't as good, but it was extremely simple. The biggest hole was that the last planet's orbit was irregular, as if another planet was influencing it. Using his theory, Galileo was able to predict the location of another planet which he verified existed (and was promptly imprisoned for his heretical beliefs by the catholic church).

    How is this like evolution? Well, Galileo couldn't very well throw a new planet up into space to verify it would behave as he predicted. We can't wait billions of years for animals to evolve. Galileo's theory was simple, while Ptolemy's required lots of constants. Galileo predicted the existance of a planet which he later found. Evolution's predicted the existance of many fossils which have been found (and some which haven't).

    (We can also simulate what people like to call microevolution in a lab. Stick a bunch of fruit flies in a jar and spray it full of DDT. Repeat for 3 generations.)

    Experimentation is only one part of the scientific methodology. Perhaps you should go read some Francis Bacon, Isaac Newton, or Charles Darwin. I may not be a creationist, but at least I bothered reading the Bible.

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  97. faith alone? by anomaly · · Score: 1

    I don't have time to write a treatise on the nature of knowledge here, but I think you're making a false dichotomy between "knowledge about nature" as collected by scientists, and "knowledge about God" as collected by theologists.

    It's disingenuous to suggest that religious beliefs are supported only by blind faith. That is just as unreasonable as saying the same about science.

    There are things in the sphere of my religious beliefs that I take on faith. There are things in the sphere of scientific knowledge that you take on faith.

    We both work to harmonize what we know in the area of science with the world that we explore. I include religious beliefs, based on far more than mere faith.

    If you genuinely believe that religion is based totally on "unreasonable" faith, you you should explore faith with a thoughtful Christian.

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

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    1. Re:faith alone? by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      I have studied the origin of religious thought, and its application to morality, as present in the Judaeo-Christian faiths.

      Give me one piece of fact supporting religion. One piece of what the scientific method would consider verifiable evidence for it.

      The things in science that I take on faith are taken, not on faith in the actual discovery, but on faith in the scientists and methods used to determine and verify the discovery. My faith is that, if I looked at their data, I would see the same thing.

      There are thoughtful Christians, but rarely are they truly thoughtful about their faith. Unfortunately, there's something about religion that blinds even the most intelligent, rational person.

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  98. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If /. blocked mods by thread instead of topic, i'd have given you +1 Interesting.

  99. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by Cybrr · · Score: 1

    Theory = Abstract reasoning; speculation.

    If a theory has been sufficiently proven, then it becomes law. Like Newton's Law of Gravity.

    Furthermore, ad hominem isn't nice and in this case irrelevant.

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  100. Re:Creationism isn't Science, but is an explanatio by jocmaff · · Score: 1
    I believe creationism is from more than just christian religions. Judaism spawned both Christianity (catholic,methodist,etc) and Muslim religions.

    Do all three of these religions not believe in creationism at the roots? They all have very very similiar beliefs including the origins of the world, created by one god.

  101. Burden of Proof by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1
    The universe was either created by some autonomous being who can exist outside our space/time continuum, or it wasn't, and happened by some set of evolving (or fixed, depending on your bent) rules that just happen to exist in some sort of flux. The burden of proof for either argument lies with the individual who wants to convert others to their way of thinking.

    Then again, browbeating seems to gain as many converts as logical reasoning, for both arguments.

  102. Geothermal Question by Zip+In+The+Wire · · Score: 1

    I know this it terribly naive, but can someone shed some light on this. Inside the liquid part of the earth's core, metals are all liquid. The denser metals would tend to accumulate toward the center. Or at that depth, gravity would be roughly equal in all directions so no gravitational separation of materials with differing densities would occur plus convection currents would keep it all well stirred. However, if that is not true, and since the denser metals tend to be radioactive, could the heat at the earth's core just be a slowly fissioning atomic pile?