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SCO Linux Licenses Could Increase In Price

prostoalex writes "ZDNet UK says that, while SCO Group's legal department took a timeout from generating new lawsuits, their Linux license prices might be increased. 'Companies that license now may be able to do so cheaper than if they do so later,' [Blake] Stowell said. In the upcoming financials call, SCO expects to announce 6-figure revenue from its SCOSource division."

305 comments

  1. Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I haven't bought mine yet! I better rush out while they're still priced reasonably.

    1. Re:Oh no! by OrthodonticJake · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know, I was just thinking about switching to a free OS. It's a good thing that this was on slashdot or I would have ended up paying more than I needed to.

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    2. Re:Oh no! by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just make sure you put it on the P2P networks so that we can get through Linux's nagware screens! My copy of Linux is a 30-day evaluation copy and it's about to shut down!

      har har har...

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    3. Re:Oh no! by ethzer0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't stress yourself, simply pay the difference in monopoly money, like the first time...

    4. Re:Oh no! by danamania · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If SCO and Rob Enderle aren't outright lying (!) then they hint that they're not going after smaller users.

      From Rob's keynote at SCOForum 2004, he states: "Now I hear from the Linux folks that it is SCO that is the bad guy here taking away the rights of those that worked hard to contribute to Linux and to that I say Bull Shit. SCO, unlike the RIAA which is targeting kids, is going after large well funded companies who are perfectly able to take care of themselves. In all cases the firms being challenged have more resources and are larger than SCO. If there is one thing firms like Daimler Chrysler don't need is a bunch of "hang'em high" bigots who think of themselves as judge, jury, and executioner."

      So it comes down to - do you believe Rob Enderle, that SCO is only going after the big companies, and isn't like the RIAA and targeting kids..?

    5. Re:Oh no! by SourKAT · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's supply and demand for you! ... oh wait, too much supply, no demand ... WTF kind of economics is this?

    6. Re:Oh no! by tonyr60 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Seriously, what good is a licence from a company that will be bankrupt in a few years from multicast litigation?"

      It is likely that the license would survive such a bankruptcy. In the event of SCO going belly up uts assetts would be sold off, including any Intellectual property it may own. The purchaser (which could be Microsoft, Dell, IBM, whoever) would continue to own the licensing rights.

      None of the above should be interpreted to mean that I think that that SCO has any intellectual property of value, or that it hold the right to license *unix or anything else.

    7. Re:Oh no! by superpulpsicle · · Score: 5, Funny

      Uh yes, we were in a meeting and someone pointed out that we should try SCO linux. The whole room started laughing. Boy, last time I lol to tears was watching some rerun of Naked Gun 2.

    8. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate you! I really do! Why the hell can't people just hold off with their witty comments until I've had a chance to say them! I look at the front page, I see an topic, I think up great witty response, and some scumbag goes and posts it! I hate you all!

    9. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I hear from the Linux folks that it is SCO that is the bad guy here taking away the rights of those that worked hard to contribute to Linux and to that I say Bull Shit.

      I say to rob "you are clueless". The authorws of those who contributed to linux have the right to have their work separated from that of SCO, if SCO work is indeed in the kernel illegally

      SCO have been purposely unwilling time after time in revealing which code they claim is theirs. They stated they had it line for line in 2003. They stated they had it line for line last Christmas. They stated earlier this year they have it line for line. They claim they have all they need to prove their case with IBM

      They have NEVER revealed ANY code that is theirs. None. NOT EVEN WHEN ORDERED TO BY A COURT IN A CASE THEY BROUGHT WHERE IT WOULD BENEFIT THEM. They can't, because it's not in there. They're not interested in the rights of those who have contributed to linux, they are only making claims about their own rights while stomping all over those of the authors whose work they claim is illegally mixed in with theirs

      Sorry rob, this is more FUD from you no matter how much you claim it isn't. If SCO were truly "not the bad guys" then they wouldn't have to resort to their lying, deception and constant change of tack.

    10. Re:Oh no! by vladkrupin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you probably should! Or it might turn out that SCO doesn't really have the 6-digit revenue from their SCOSource division. That would make them mighty embarrassed, and you wouldn't really want that, would you?

      6 digits! Did Microsft buy a few licences or something? I doubt the EV1 deal can bring 6 digits, and there isn't really anything else they can count as SCOSource revenue.

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    11. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well then maybe you should just resort to trying for a first post.

    12. Re:Oh no! by Necrobruiser · · Score: 4, Funny

      SCO Linux - Free as in "$699".

      (Limited time threat, er, that is, offer)

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    13. Re:Oh no! by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      I put money on a Microsoft backed shell company buying the licenses, and then revoking all of them. Linux is dead, everyone switch to Microsoft. hahaha

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    14. Re:Oh no! by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      This has to be the best first post I've ever seen. :)

      [Sarcasm On]
      I just whipped out my credit card, and bought 10 SCO IP Licenses. We should all buy our licenses now, and avoid trouble with the BSA later.

      By the way, I just got my patent for "electronic communication", and bought the patents for streaming media from Acacia. My fee is $10k per device (device defined as any individual component, including but not limited to telephone, cordless phone, modem, wireless network card, wireless network AP, router, switch, and cable), plus 10% of any company which may derive income from my patents.
      [Sarcasm Off]

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    15. Re:Oh no! by ShadowRage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      they're wise not to attack invidividuals, because all is needed is a class action lawsuit, and given their "size" they're a tiny company compared to bigger guys who will simply push them aside until they get tired of them screaming and swat them with a newspaper made up of lawyers.... a class action lawsuit of hundreds, if not thousands of individuals (eg, the opensource movement is made up of people like these) could easily sue for infringement and harassment and deflamation.. and a few million dollars doesnt spread well with thousands of people, and will not have much left over.

      so in the end, it'd be suicide to try going after individuals, whilst the RIAA, who have a constant stream of money, and tons of political ties, can attack anyone they want and get away with it with their huge amounts of money, and the fact they control parts of the media, as well as the mpaa..

      sco is an ant compared to the riaa. so they're gonna watch it more.

    16. Re:Oh no! by trewornan · · Score: 3, Funny

      I really want one but I'm hoping to pick one up on ebay after they go bankrupt. Trouble is they've sold so few they're going to be gold-dust. Might be easier to buy one now - if only giving them money wasn't such a repulsive idea.

    17. Re:Oh no! by msobkow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Personally I believe that everything coming out of the SCO "press releases" has degraded to demonstrating a completely delusional lack of contact with reality. Rather than just shooting them, maybe we should lock them up and pump them full of thorazine for their own safety.

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    18. Re:Oh no! by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Is Enderle married? Does he have kids? Imagine being his kid and reading his articles. That kid is going to be in therapy for a long time.

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    19. Re:Oh no! by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 2, Interesting
      6 digits! Did Microsft buy a few licences or something? I doubt the EV1 deal can bring 6 digits, and there isn't really anything else they can count as SCOSource revenue.
      I think they are still milking the EV1 deal - this is the quarter in which (some of) this revenue should finally be on the book. It has consistently been toutet as a 6-figure deal.

      And notice that they have not said that they have a 6 figure income this quarter, just that they are going to report it.

      All in all, it again looks like they have no new income from SCOSource this year.

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    20. Re:Oh no! by shanen · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You mean you haven't bought your shares of SCO stock yet? They're certainly priced reasonably. Since they broke through the $5 floor on short transactions, they've been sinking pretty nicely.

      Oh, you mean you want to buy SCOX shares to sell at a profit ? So sorry. That seems rather unlikely. Nothing to stop them from sinking to penny stock level now...

      I like the comparative views against IBM, their "favorite" target. This one shows the 6-month view, in which SCOX is about 70% below the starting point.

      Here we have the 2-year view, which gives you a pretty good perspective of the entire lawsuit bubble.

      Finally, here's a big-picture 5-year view which shows what really happened since the IPO bubble burst. On this one, the lawsuit price response looks like a rather trivial burp.

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    21. Re:Oh no! by papukanghi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just why is /. still following this? I havent bought one for 1 of the 240 node cluster i run. who cares? let them give for a million bucks of for free. Aren't we just giving them free publicity? let them do whatever they want to do with their lie-sense.

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    22. Re:Oh no! by 9-bits.tk · · Score: 1
      Let's see... how much is Linux....

      WOWWW!!!!! $0.00 USD!!!! I thought you had to pay $199.00 to get it!!!!

    23. Re:Oh no! by mbrezu79 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now I understand those Microsoft studies about Linux TCO. The TCO just went up, it seems. Boy, these Microsoft guys know the future! Wonder why they don't see the exploits coming ...

    24. Re:Oh no! by qcomp · · Score: 1

      6 digits! Did Microsft buy a few licences or something? I doubt the EV1 deal can bring 6 digits, and there isn't really anything else they can count as SCOSource revenue.
      As reported on Groklaw they are thinking of bundling SCOsource with their UNIX-offerings. That way, the customer just pays for UNIX but SCO can book part of the revenue as SCOsource to make shareholders happy.

    25. Re:Oh no! by Mr+Europe · · Score: 1

      MS did buy licenses and it paid $21 Million.
      Microsoft is actively sowing uncertainty and doubt among potential Linux customers over who, if anyone, owns the intellectual property behind open-source software. In May 2003 it paid $21 million for software licenses from SCO...
      http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5614334/print/1/displa ymode/1098

    26. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's hard not to add an ad hominum attack to the plethora of specious argument techniques in Rob's Keynote. Rob's a fruitcake.

    27. Re:Oh no! by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if his kid downloads music? Maybe we could get something GOOD from the RIAA for once!

    28. Re:Oh no! by jo42 · · Score: 1

      The only form of payment that SCO will get from me is a full color printout of the goatse guy doing his thing...

    29. Re:Oh no! by mwood · · Score: 1

      So now we'll be expected to pay them even more for something they have been unable, after roughly a year in court, to demonstrate that they own?

    30. Re:Oh no! by mwood · · Score: 1

      Daimler Chrysler? The same DC that certified that they haven't used SCO products in more than seven years? That Daimler Chrysler?

      If all of SCO's targets are big companies like DC, the next year should be extremely entertaining.

    31. Re:Oh no! by whittrash · · Score: 1

      SCO expects to announce 6-figure revenue from its SCOSource division

      The legal fees are $5 million. I guess we wont let little facts like math get in the way of their business plan.

  2. Cheaper... by IronMagnus · · Score: 5, Informative

    Wouldn't it be cheaper to just not by a license at all?

    1. Re:Cheaper... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Funny

      Depends on what the software is... you don't want the BSA Copyright Weasel to get you.

    2. Re:Cheaper... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Screw linux, it's way to expensive at those rates! I've decided to save big $$$ and buy Windows XP Starter Edition for all my server and desktop needs.

    3. Re:Cheaper... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well I can spend $3 a copy for Windows 2003 Server in Thailand.

      Now where did I put that COA?

    4. Re:Cheaper... by fermion · · Score: 1

      Which might the best reason to not to run certain software or machines. When the BSA comes in an wants to use your employees and your machines to verify that you haven't stolen a single copy of MS software, just point out that all hardware is based on the PowerPC, and OO.org is the only suite allowed.

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    5. Re:Cheaper... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh well, so much for my sorry attempt at humor... and your point is one of the ones that I read as a reason why MS's new adventures in crippleware are doomed... anyways rather than me poorly paraphrasing the article I read on the register... I should just stop now. I thought it was funny in part because they said most of the networking functionality was disabled, and I was thinking of it in the context of a "cheaper" replacement for sco licensed linux especially in a server role, which is basically impossible since it's arbitrarily crippled. The estimated intro price was ~$36, while, as you pointed out, you can get a pirate copy of an uncrippled version of windows for ~$4 off the street.... moving right along....

    6. Re:Cheaper... by TopShelf · · Score: 2

      Consider it an investment in a collector's item, like an original pet rock from the 70's. Years from now, people will look back and say "you actually used to buy a license for that?"

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    7. Re:Cheaper... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's a Ferret, you insensitive mascot.

  3. It makes sense... by TheWart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean, if they have sold 2 licenses at $700 a license, but upping it to say, oh, $1400 (nice ring to it :)) a license, they can *double* their revenue with no higher operating costs!!

    At least that is how SCO probably is seeing it through the haze of their pipe dream.

    1. Re:It makes sense... by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      All I know is, I'm gonna hurry up and get a bunch of licenses now, before the price goes up...

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    2. Re:It makes sense... by sevenofnine · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have been toying with buying $700 worth of monopoly games, taking the money from them and sending the m-money in a box to sco asking for a license :)
      To bad i don't have the cash flow for this at the moment...

    3. Re:It makes sense... by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have been toying with buying $700 worth of monopoly games, taking the money from them and sending the m-money in a box to sco asking for a license :)

      Might as well print your own bogus money. You could even print a $699 bill. Put Darl's picture in the center. "In Laywers We Trust" or similar. That would cost you nothing, except time. If it's good enough, do a rear image, and save both as TIF files for sharing.

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    4. Re:It makes sense... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why stop there? If they raise the price of a licence to one billion dollars, they only have to sell one of them. How hard can that be?

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    5. Re:It makes sense... by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1
      Or even $2600...

      Tim

    6. Re:It makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or a $33 bill... ...to go with the $666 bill.
      Oh, and that's "in LIARS we trust..."

    7. Re:It makes sense... by dcollins · · Score: 1

      They do sell Monopoly money on its own, separate from the game. You could probably do this for just a few bucks.

      Oh, and that will be $15,160 in consulting fees.

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    8. Re:It makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just make sure it looks like a parody. Knowing SCO, they might just have you locked up for attempted counterfeiting...

    9. Re:It makes sense... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Might as well print your own bogus money. You could even print a $699 bill. Put Darl's picture in the center. "In Laywers We Trust" or similar. That would cost you nothing, except time."

      Send it postage due.

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    10. Re:It makes sense... by danamania · · Score: 4, Funny

      Might as well print your own bogus money. You could even print a $699 bill. Put Darl's picture in the center. "In Laywers We Trust" or similar. That would cost you nothing, except time. If it's good enough, do a rear image, and save both as TIF files for sharing.

      I'd pixelled up an SCO Dollar once. Send in 699 of them

      Or 1400, your choice :)

    11. Re:It makes sense... by Hanzie · · Score: 1

      +1 hilarious.

      By the way, last time I booted into safe mode on XP the top of the screen said "Build 2600"

      You really have to wonder...

      hanzie.

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    12. Re:It makes sense... by SQLz · · Score: 1

      err, what does Darl look like a porn star?

    13. Re:It makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's one of his press photos

    14. Re:It makes sense... by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      Oh that's great -- you are my hero!

      Now to find a good quality color printer...

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    15. Re:It makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, one "Darlor".

    16. Re:It makes sense... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      That's an excellent pic! Just a couple of questions:

      1) Is that image close enough to real money to fuck up my printer??
      2) Is that really Darl's photo, and if so, could you make up a "wanted" poster we could send to the Sheriffs and Deputies in Utah??

    17. Re:It makes sense... by EtherAlchemist · · Score: 1

      This is probably exactly WHY they say it may double. They didn't get the "windfall" they were totally (but stupidly) expecting to get by extorting non-SCO Linux-using companies, so, when following the same train of thought that brought the first idea, the next "logical" step is of course to raise the cost of their licenses.

      At the end of the day, they're just another company that isn't going to survive on revenue from its products and will instead turn to lawsuits as a way to not only "generate" revenue (assuming a win) but also as another creative way of saying "Our revenues are up! (If you don't count the millions we're spending on litigation)

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    18. Re:It makes sense... by dacarr · · Score: 1

      Well, why raise it to one billion when you can raise it to... *pinky-to-mouth* one million?

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  4. cost increase by weorthe · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, Bill can afford it.

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    1. Re:cost increase by Stevyn · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm sorry, but what in the world is that supposed to mean? I really don't get this joke.

    2. Re:cost increase by RKBA · · Score: 3, Informative
      "I really don't get this joke."

      Microsoft purchased a license from SCO early on, ostensibly because they have some sort of Unix interfacing or development tools that run on Windows.

    3. Re:cost increase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't somebody from Microsoft say, a few days ago, that they had a number of servers running Linux?

      Gee, I sure hope they're running fully legit licensed copies! It would be very damaging to their image to be caught running unlicensed software! And I'm sure Darl would pay some 6th grader to scratch Bill's car paintjob... ;-)

    4. Re:cost increase by acebone · · Score: 1

      A deeper implication could be that many believe SCOs scam to be initiated and funded by Microsoft

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    5. Re:cost increase by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Microsoft purchased a license from SCO early on

      Yes, but unless SCO are making the license increase retroactive, it shouldn't cost the existing licencee(s) any more than they already paid. So, this increase doesn't give Microsoft any reason to pump money to SCO, though I suppose they could claim they were increasing their installed base of Unix systems.

  5. "Six Figures" is just $ from an old deal! by DiscoBobby · · Score: 5, Informative

    I think the only reason that SCO will be able to announce 6-figure revenue for SCOSource is because this is the fiscal quarter that they'll book the revenue from the EV1 scam - the first and to my knowledge ONLY large deal (other than the war-chest they got from Microsoft) they've ever closed.

    If this is the case, this does NOT indicate new deals, this does NOT indicate a new revenue source, this does NOT mean that did a dime's worth of business in the last 3 months - it's just when the revenue from their only decent deal some time ago hit the books.

    A quote from the SECOND quarter conference call (Darl speaking to Maureen O'Gara):

    McBride: We had a few deals on the SCOsource side, Maureen. You know with last quarter we had announced a major deal with EV1. That is not part of the revenue stream that we're reporting in second quarter. That revenue will start to be accounted for in the quarter that we're currently in.

    O'Gara: Sorry. The EV1 revenues will show up on this quarter?

    McBride: Yes. They will start this quarter, and they'll be booked over multiple quarters going forward.

    Now, within that conversation, Darl claims to have deals in the pipeline:

    O'Gara: Well, we'll see how that .... Now, you forecast 10 to 12 this quarter, but that's mostly from the UNIX business, which ....

    McBride: Yeah, until there's a stream of revenue that comes out of the SCOsource side, we're not going to get in the business of handicapping or projecting the forecast of it. You know, the pipeline that Bert is talking about that is healthy right now is not really part of that 10 to 12. Once we have more predictability, then we'll start to get projections on that.

    Notice he hints "10 or 12", but I suspect all he got this time was money from EV1. Looking forward to the conference call to see if anybody challenges his smoke-and-mirrors show.

    1. Re:"Six Figures" is just $ from an old deal! by nihilogos · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I heard they were bundling an SCO source license in with their Unixware stuff. So they can count Unixware sales as SCO source as well.

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    2. Re:"Six Figures" is just $ from an old deal! by DiscoBobby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you're right, but how many Unixware sales can there possibly be? :)

      Jokes aside, that is clearly a possible revenue stream to SCOSource, and would inflate the numbers. But then they're denting the margin of the "core UNIX business" they're pimping lately by assigning some of that $ from each Unixware sale to SCOSource rather than the software side (unless they increased the price of Unixware). You can't count that $ twice. Either way, it's still smoke-and-mirrors.

    3. Re:"Six Figures" is just $ from an old deal! by Veridium · · Score: 2, Funny

      When I read that "six figures", I figured two of them were to the right of the decimal point.

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    4. Re:"Six Figures" is just $ from an old deal! by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 1

      Six figures? That's not a whole lot of money, not even a million dollars. That kind of revenue for a quarter is pathetic. Is this net gain or is this money earned before subtracting what they've since paid in lawyers' fees?

    5. Re:"Six Figures" is just $ from an old deal! by killjoe · · Score: 1

      " I heard they were bundling an SCO source license in with their Unixware stuff. So they can count Unixware sales as SCO source as well."

      And of course the wall street weenies, zdnet, ADTI, yankee group, and gartner are all too stupid to detect this game and will gladly report the increased SCO source figures.

      I hope to god they called on their stupidity but somehow I doubt it.

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    6. Re:"Six Figures" is just $ from an old deal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Transferring profit from Unixware sales to SCOSource would give SCO the opportunity to suggest that they are in a better position than they are in reality:

      - SCOSource would appear to be more of a success than it is (SCO spin: people are starting to see the need to license their IP)
      - Low return from Unixware (SCO spin: directly attributable to the damage caused by unlicensed copies of Linux - i.e. their court cases have merit)

  6. SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    What, are they still around?

    1. Re:SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they are dead, it is just gas escaping their lungs.

    2. Re:SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woo!

    3. Re:SCO? by acebone · · Score: 1

      > No, they are dead, it is just gas escaping their lungs.

      Doesn't smell like it's escaping from their /lungs/

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  7. in related news by spacerodent · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder how many figures their legal bill is. Somehow I suspect its a seven or eight figures at least.

    1. Re:in related news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how many figures their legal bill is. Somehow I suspect its a seven or eight figures at least.

      Seven. Not eight. Their extreme reluctance to provide any discovery to IBM shows that they are trying to lawyer this thing on the cheap. Now, IBM's is pushing eight, but SCO really hasn't done all that much work on the case to date.

    2. Re:in related news by dbIII · · Score: 1
      I wonder how many figures their legal bill is.
      The famous lawyer named in the press releases didn't turn up - Darl got his brother to do the work, most likely at premium rates far beyond what he would normally earn.

      It looks like SCO is the real victim here, I suspect it won't be long before SCO is history and the McBride family is a few million better off.

    3. Re:in related news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Current quarter is in the 4-5 million dollar range I beleive.

  8. Only works if people pay. by duslow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah, but what if nobody pays for it. How do they expect to generate 6-figure revenue from nothing? They have to win their cases first, and that doesn't seem to be that likely.

    1. Re:Only works if people pay. by Ieshan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Easy! Just convert to base (whatever) and you can make your numbers have however many digits you want.

    2. Re:Only works if people pay. by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      How do they expect to generate 6-figure revenue from nothing?

      They never said in what currency. 1 million turkish liras are easily made by any beggar in any decent sized city in less than 10 minutes...

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    3. Re:Only works if people pay. by ThogScully · · Score: 1

      1 doesn't change much between different base notations.
      -N

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    4. Re:Only works if people pay. by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      $0 in base anything is still zero digits. But $699 looks damn good in base 2: $1,010,111,011

    5. Re:Only works if people pay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try, say, base 0.5. Rightmost number is the ones place, and they become smaller as you go left -- 0.5^2, 0.5^3, 0.5^4, and so on. Since 0.5^(N) approaches zero as N goes up, the number 0 in 0.5 base is arguably a 1 followed by infinite zeros to its right.

    6. Re:Only works if people pay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 million turkish liras are easily made by any beggar in any decent sized city in less than 10 minutes...

      Brother: Can you spare a dime?

      Repeat successfully seven times, and you've exceed that target.

    7. Re:Only works if people pay. by Denial93 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the contract with their lawyers says the latter have to spend 1% of their pay on SCO licenses. An IT investment of course, and deductible from taxes.

    8. Re:Only works if people pay. by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 2, Interesting

      wrong...

      0 in base 0 is 1

      heh...

    9. Re:Only works if people pay. by Kynde · · Score: 2, Informative

      0 in base 0 is 1

      The hell it is. 1 is not even a number in base 0. Not that base 0 makes any sense, but when someone mods your post "interesting" rather than "funny" that someone is way off.

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    10. Re:Only works if people pay. by Ieshan · · Score: 1

      No kidding. Base 0 doesn't make any sense, because there are 0 digits.

    11. Re:Only works if people pay. by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      hehe...I guess laughing is not clue enough that it is a joke...

  9. Before we panic ... by crimethinker · · Score: 3, Informative
    When I saw the mention of six figure revenue from SCOScam^H^H^Hource, I thought, oh shit, the FUD has been working. But then I remembered the EV1Servers deal. Didn't that happen too late to be counted on last quarter? Really, has anyone publicly stepped up and said, "SCO is right, and we're buying a license." I mean, since EV1 got slapped by the community for swallowing the BS hook, line, sinker, rod, and fisherman?

    -paul

    --
    Pistol caliber is like religion: everyone has their favourite, and theirs is the only right choice.
    1. Re:Before we panic ... by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Really, has anyone publicly stepped up and said, "SCO is right, and we're buying a license.

      Publicly? No. How do you know what the millions of small to mid sized businesses may have done?

      700 bucks isn't a lot of money to throw at a potential problem to go away. And if you run a business, it's probably not the right venue to make your moral stand on OSS. After all, you have a business to run, bills to pay, employees, etc..

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    2. Re:Before we panic ... by buss_error · · Score: 2, Insightful
      700 bucks isn't a lot of money to throw at a potential problem to go away. And if you run a business, it's probably not the right venue to make your moral stand on OSS. After all, you have a business to run, bills to pay, employees, etc

      The only problem with that is "Once you pay danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane."

      --
      Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
    3. Re:Before we panic ... by mors · · Score: 1

      Mhuuuuhahahahahaha

      (Yes, I'm danish)

  10. Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So now this means that there's more money nobody's paying them. The good news is, current Linux users are paying even less. I mean if you used to pay 0 instead of $50, and now pay 0 instead of $100, that's practically the same as walking into the SCO offices and stealing 50 bucks!

  11. Yeah, soon you'll have to buy the whole company by LarryWest42 · · Score: 1

    ...to get a Linux license. And who can afford to pick up all the liability they've accumulated in the last 16 months or so?

  12. Speak of Copyright Weasels... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. and out they come!

  13. -1 Redundunt by MrRuslan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know it has been said before and i will say it again...WTF are these mother fuckers smoking...are they completly retarded or something???

    1. Re:-1 Redundunt by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      I don't know what they're smoking, but I hope they're using the linux kernel source code as rolling papers.

  14. Great line by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 5, Informative

    "SCOsource is the Linux users' shakedown program. Apparently, no one is paying up. It took in $11,000 last quarter. That's not a typo. President and CEO Darl McBride paid more lip service to 'increasing shareholder value,' but you really have to wonder about the viability of his vision when his firm's most engrossing initiative brings in less money than the guys who mow lawns in my neighborhood."

    --the Motley Fool

    --
    Fuck it
    1. Re:Great line by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 5, Funny

      This also, from a ComputerWorld interview with Darl McBride:

      Q. In June, SCO reported that Unix licensing revenue through its SCOsource division totaled just $11,000 in the quarter that ended April 30 - a 99% drop-off from $8.25 million in the same quarter last year. What happened there?

      A. In the day-to-day business, we have some speed bumps that come up from our [intellectual property] issues. In the previous quarter, we had several large licensing deals, but you can't repeat those every quarter. It's not really as brutal as people might expect.

      **

      --
      Fuck it
    2. Re:Great line by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      Speed bumps? Ok, that makes sense, they've stopped smoking crack and have started shooting up speed. Sucks when revenue is down and you can't afford the crack, eh Darl?

      --
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    3. Re:Great line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A. In the day-to-day business, we have some speed bumps that come up from our [intellectual property] issues. In the previous quarter, we had several large licensing deals, but you can't repeat those every quarter. It's not really as brutal as people might expect.

      At least that last part was true. Everyone-but-Forbes was expecting it to go to zero.

    4. Re:Great line by arose · · Score: 1

      s/speed bump/wall

      --
      Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
    5. Re:Great line by stwrtpj · · Score: 1
      Apparently, no one is paying up. It took in $11,000 last quarter.

      Y'know, one wonders what goes through the heads of McBride and his Deatheaters at SCO. They don't make any money on the Linux license deal so they ... raise prices?? Just where does the "Profit!" step come in?

      --
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    6. Re:Great line by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      Y'know, one wonders what goes through the heads of McBride and his Deatheaters at SCO. They don't make any money on the Linux license deal so they ... raise prices?? Just where does the "Profit!" step come in?

      Bah! They're just hoping to scare a few people into buying now, while the price is low. Doubt it will work, since (I assume) most companies using Linux are following this enough to know better.

      And the people NOT following this have no idea SCO even exists, much less that they are demanding money for Linux.

      --

      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    7. Re:Great line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It took in $11,000 last quarter.

      Probably a third of it from Slashdot users--that were trying to see what the license looked like just to be able to make even more fun of it...

      w00t!! First License!!!!

  15. Bad news by spellraiser · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks like this guy is going to have to get a new account. Such a pity.

    --
    I hear there's rumors on the Slashdots
    1. Re:Bad news by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but at least you can't mod him as off topic in this thread!

      --
      My rights don't need management.
    2. Re:Bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He already did.

    3. Re:Bad news by Christopheles · · Score: 1

      Sadly he still uses his old and rather unimaginative insult, despite the fact that it now contains an incorrect price.

  16. Why does Linux cost so much? by Sheetrock · · Score: 2, Funny
    An associate told me that this was free software, but $699 sounds a bit steep for what looked to me like a hobbyist Mac OSX clone.

    He said you can do all sorts of stuff with it, and I'd sure hope so for that price. :P You can buy a PC with WinXP Home from Dell for that.

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    Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.
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    1. Re:Why does Linux cost so much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank god for OSX or we'd never have this graphical thing in Linux..

      I take it your MAC buddy knows nothing about computers.

  17. 6 figure revenue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The forgot to mention they included everything behind the decimal point, the decimal point itself AND the dollar sign in those 6 figures.

    1. Re:6 figure revenue by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      No, they wouldn't be that low, it would be plain lying. Clearly they just added more extraneous 0's after the decimal place and a few more to pad the front.

      --
      I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. - Leo Kessler
    2. Re:6 figure revenue by JasonStiletto · · Score: 1

      didn't they announce that that was a 7 figure deal?

  18. SCO is about to loose business credibility. by icekillis · · Score: 0

    They are about to loose credibility in the biz world. The few companies that are willing to pay would accept the higher price, granted the company believes that they are using stolen linux code. Car insurance is car insurance, when one company has a monopoly I'm willing to pay any reasonable price for it. This is Basic Supply and Demand

    1. Re:SCO is about to loose business credibility. by icekillis · · Score: 0

      SCRATCH THAT. They have Already LOST credibility in the Biz World

    2. Re:SCO is about to loose business credibility. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > They are about to loose credibility in the biz world.

      How the fuck can credibility become "loose"? Why the fuck do so many Americans misuse the words "loose" vs. "lose"? Get an education, you fat fuckers!

  19. 10 shares of Google stock per CPU by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 4, Funny

    They've ditched the whole currency scheme - now it'll cost 10 shares of Google stock per CPU.

    1. Re:10 shares of Google stock per CPU by PedanticSpellingTrol · · Score: 1

      Hmm... Maybe someone should set up a geek currency exchange market. I'd love to know how many Gmail invites a WoW beta key is worth.

  20. Six figures... by coene · · Score: 1

    How many employees does SCO have working on this? I generated six figures in the last few by months selling mouse pads to users coming from ads on a single website... If investors consider the ability to generate revenue a test of your worth, SCO should be considered quite worthless.

    1. Re:Six figures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the website?

  21. Hey! Ho! SCO has got to GO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, I CANNOT wait for IBM to put these corporate terrorists out of our misery.

  22. six-figure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    proper IT companies pay their boards in seven figures..

    OS revenues are close to nil, and thus far SCOsource is damn near a bust.. Give or take some pocket change from Dollar Bill up in Redmond.

    Dump while you can, 'cause the pumping isn't going to be good for much longer..

  23. WOW, 6 figure income and they only... by hurfy · · Score: 1

    ... spend 7-8 figures on lawyers I guess thats one way to lose your figure ;p

  24. What happens when (if - haha) SCO lose? by hattig · · Score: 2

    I mean, that will mean all those licenses they have charged for will effectively have been fraudulent won't it? That's kinda illegal in most parts of the world, so what will SCO do? Refund everybody? haha right.

  25. Everyone with a 6 figure income by dtfinch · · Score: 1, Funny

    raise your hand.

    1. Re:Everyone with a 6 figure income by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 4, Funny

      $1000.00 last month.

      Does that count?

    2. Re:Everyone with a 6 figure income by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      6 times 0 is still 0

      all your base belong to us
      bow before my mathematical might /me ducks

    3. Re:Everyone with a 6 figure income by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will raise my hand, as soon as the person who does it for me comes in for the day.

      Uh, you poor people raise *your own* hands? Please.

    4. Re:Everyone with a 6 figure income by Bralkein · · Score: 1

      Haha, too damn right! I mean 6 figures may not be much for a major business, or even a minor one, I dunno, but jeez, think of what generated those 6 figures. Nothing but lies. SCO didn't even do anything except spread a load of bullshit and they rake in 6 figures! Not a lottery ticket in sight!

      I guess it's the same kind of thing as those guys who sell the $100 beauty face cream that actually does nothing. The mind boggles.

    5. Re:Everyone with a 6 figure income by einhverfr · · Score: 0, Redundant

      In what currency? IDR?

      --

      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    6. Re:Everyone with a 6 figure income by Technician · · Score: 0, Redundant

      raise your hand.

      (sits on hands)

      If my wife had a job with the same income as mine, we'd be there. We decided to do foster care instead. It was our choice. We could if we wanted to, but we chose to stop and smell the roses instead of hitting the gindstone for a bigger house and fatter retirement.

      --
      The truth shall set you free!
    7. Re:Everyone with a 6 figure income by fermion · · Score: 1
      I know this is meant as a joke, but I feel pedantic.

      The issue here is revenue not income. Four million in annual revenue for an established company is not a big desl. If we were talking about a sales company we might be looking at 100K income for the owner and half that much for a few sales people and an administrator.

      I am sure that every principle at SCO pulls in more than 100K.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    8. Re:Everyone with a 6 figure income by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or $0.00001, after they paid their lawyers.

    9. Re:Everyone with a 6 figure income by Mateito · · Score: 1

      I earn $1,300,000 after tax every month, but I live in chile.

      (Thats a bit over US$2k a month in the hand, depending on the exchange rate. It was better when I got here!)

  26. Formation of SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    In the late 1970's Microsoft licensed UNIX source code from AT&T which at the time was not licensing the name UNIX. Therefore Microsoft created the name Xenix. Microsoft did not sell Xenix to end-users but instead licensed the software to software OEMs such as Intel, Tandy, Altos and SCO who then provided a finished version of their own Xenix to the end-users or other customers. SCO introduced its first version of Xenix named SCO Xenix System V for the Intel 8086 and 8088 in 1983. Today SCO Xenix is one of the more commonly used and found versions of Xenix.

    Linux was based on Minix. A UnixLite OS designed to run on PCs. However, it was really only a teaching tool. Andrew Tanenbaum repeatedly refused to add the new (legitimate) features the users and even developers asked for. Linus Torvalds set out simply to add functionality to his own version of Minix (the copyright allows use to do so for your own personal use, but you cannot sell or distibute it).

    Over time, in adding functionality to Minix, Linus Torvalds found that he had created an entirely new kernel. I was very similar to Minix but used none of the Minix source code. Torvalds had originally called it freax, for "`free' + `freak' + the obligatory `-x'. The operator of the FTP server where Linus' new kernel made its debut didn't like the name and simply called it Linux (Linus + Unix). People seemed to like the name so it stuck.

    1. Re:Formation of SCO by twiddlingbits · · Score: 2, Informative

      This one has been debunked by Torvalds himself, he STUDIED Minix in school and thought he could do it better and so he built Linux from scratch with some help from his friends. There has never been any Minix code in Linux. Minix was never meant to be more than a teaching tool thats why it was never upgraded. This topic came up on Groklaw a while back and someone actually emailed Linus and got his permission to post his reply to the Minix question.

    2. Re:Formation of SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ken! Kenny Brown! Good to see you here on Slashdot, buddy! Still full of shit, eh?

    3. Re:Formation of SCO by trewornan · · Score: 1
      Wow ! That's a pretty sweeping statment, and there's a whole range of reasons why a Monolithic kernel could be considered better than a Microkernel. It's not a simple matter and there are a lot of arguments about the relative advantages.

      There was a famous flame war between Torvalds and Tanenbaum on usenix about exactly this - here's the Google Cache

      Personally I think that microkernels are the way of the future but I recognise the difficulties they entail.

  27. I personally will help the business community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I pledge to provide Linux licenses for 1/2 of whatever SCO is offering.

    No joke. I really will.

  28. Re:In other news... by Konowl · · Score: 1

    Why, is the ABS module propogated with SCO software?

  29. It's better than fiction ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm dying of curiosity to see what these guys will do next.

    Somebody put a muzzle on Darl and his output has been quite limited. It used to be that he could spout first class fantasy every couple of days. Maybe his lawyers told him to shut up or they would quit working for him. Or maybe somebody pointed out that he is just a slip of the lip from going to jail.

    These guys are more creative than even Bill Clinton was when he denied having sex. I almost admire them.

  30. $5 licenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If the license fee was $5 per copy of Linux they might actually get enough people to make them more than $11k.

  31. Re:Fascists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, WTF? Did they let the asylum out?

  32. Six Figures by rilister · · Score: 0, Redundant

    $1000.00 has six figures y'know...

    --
    'This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it' - Eeyore
    1. Re:Six Figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just what I was thinking. If Bill Gates and Paul Allen each buy a license, that's $1398.00 right there.

    2. Re:Six Figures by sik0fewl · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yes, but so does $001.000

      --
      I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. - Leo Kessler
  33. That includes only two decimal points right? by DaveLozier · · Score: 0, Redundant

    They are tossing in licenses with other product deals so they can't say that SCOsource is actually creating all of the 6 figures.

  34. Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy It" by Landaras · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is slightly OT, but it's in regards to SCO.

    A week ago at SCO Forum, Rob Enderle gave a keynote speech entitled "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy It." Mr. Enderle employed repeated logical errors, accusations without evidence, and ad hominem attacks. He materially confused the meaning of Free Software, as well as assigning physical threats to the Groklaw / Free Software community without proof.

    I have written a paragraph by paragraph critique of his keynote, and it is available at my site (Part One and Part Two)

    I welcome and appreciate feedback and comments on it. I jokingly refer to the paper as "Logical Fallacies and the Idiots Who Use Them," but did my best to keep the text proper professional.

    - Neil Wehneman

  35. MOD PARENT UP!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That stuff is gold!

  36. I wonder by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
    If SCO bought the licenses from themselves for all their internal servers like their webserver to claim they made the revenue.

  37. get hosed SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FOAD SCO!

  38. SCO by pilsner.urquell · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Gag me with a penguin.

  39. SCO is pleased to announce.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello everyone, welcome to the Fiscal Q2 SCO conference call. Mr. McBride, you may begin.

    McBride: Uh, yo McB here. You guys better pop open a couple foamers because I've got some totally bitchen' news to tell you. In fact I got a couple brews right here in the minifridge. Joe you want one? Okay, that's cool, maybe later.

    Okay, so I'm totally stoked to announce our SCOSource revenue last quarter was $699.000.

    That's right, six figures baby! Hoowah, gimme a high five Joe! C'Mon Joe.. man you really need to loosen up.

    Thanks to Mr. B. Illgates, who bought the license this quarter. Enjoy your new Linux Mr. Illgates. He totally put us over the top this Q. 10-4 for the 10-Q Mr B! WOO! HIGH FIVE!

    I am just totally rockin!!!!

  40. sure...that will get the customers running..... by f-bomb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    last time i checked:

    anything * 0 = 0

    maybe they are just going to charge their UnixWare customers an extra $1400 when they bundle in the 'Linux IP' license

    --
    Everyone should believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.....
    1. Re:sure...that will get the customers running..... by LifesizeKenDoll · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's why their next plan is to charge an infinite amount of money for a license, that way, they'll at least get $1.00

      1/0 * 0 = 1

  41. Yes, they did say six figures by leonbrooks · · Score: 4, Funny

    $1400.00, now count the digits...
    $1234.56

    IW4M.

    --
    Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
    1. Re:Yes, they did say six figures by Wtcher · · Score: 1

      I didn't read the article and I'm not exactly paying attention to their financial status, but "6-figure revenue" isn't a lot of money. Real licensing contracts get into the millions of dollars.

      Yeah, the insinuation is there for those who don't see it.

      --
      ----- Wtcher Dragon, UDIC
    2. Re:Yes, they did say six figures by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      Isn't 6 figures millions? Is it just hundreds of thousands?

    3. Re:Yes, they did say six figures by Wtcher · · Score: 1

      $123,456.00... so just hundreds of thousands.

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      ----- Wtcher Dragon, UDIC
    4. Re:Yes, they did say six figures by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      I didn't know if the first digit was counting in the 6 or only the number of zeros after that....

      Thanks

    5. Re:Yes, they did say six figures by RALE007 · · Score: 1
      Isn't 6 figures millions? Is it just hundreds of thousands?

      Jesus Christ are you for real?

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      Beware blue cats moving at .99c
    6. Re:Yes, they did say six figures by jrumney · · Score: 1
      Its hundreds of thousands, which is about what EV.net is reported to have paid (probably in services or something else rather than cash, but it looks good on SCO's balance sheet).

      So still just one customer.

    7. Re:Yes, they did say six figures by Webmonger · · Score: 1

      I wonder whether there's a minus sign in front of the six figures?

    8. Re:Yes, they did say six figures by Jaywalk · · Score: 1
      Yes, they did say six figures
      $1400.00, now count the digits...
      Thanks for explaining that. I thought they were adding in some leading zeroes . . .
      --
      ===== Murphy's Law is recursive. =====
    9. Re:Yes, they did say six figures by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      You mean like this? $001,400.00

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      Ryosen
      One man's "Troll, +1" is another man's "Insightful, +1".
  42. Considering they've already achieved it... by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    what SCOsource revenue they have now by EXTORTION, I say they're already generating revenue from nothing.

    --
    ELOI, ELOI, LAMA SABACHTHANI!?
  43. What!!!!!! by vwjeff · · Score: 3, Funny

    WTF are these mother fuckers smoking...are they completly retarded or something???

    How dare you ask that question. It should read as follows:

    These guys are smoking dog shit...their mothers(I guess bastards can't have a mother) dropped them on their heads daily as small children.

    Please don't ask questions. When you ask questions it appears that you don't have the answer.

    1. Re:What!!!!!! by CountBrass · · Score: 1
      I guess bastards can't have a mother

      Huh? Oh well, here goes...

      When a mummy and a daddy love each other very mucht they get very close to each other...

      --
      Bad analogies are like waxing a monkey with a rainbow.
  44. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When they say 'six figures' are they including the decimal places?

  45. No change by ozbird · · Score: 1

    ($699 + increase) * 0 licenses sold is still $0.

  46. I still don't understand... by amybaum · · Score: 1

    How can SCO legally collect money for something they merely claim to own?
    Shouldn't they have to actually own it before they can take people's money?

    1. Re:I still don't understand... by tftp · · Score: 1

      They should. However they are free to put out any ridiculous claims, and fools are free to part with their money in any [foolish] way they see fit. If you pay for a lie, you still paid. You can sue the seller afterward; otherwise the seller keeps your money.

  47. Six Figures: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    $000,000.00

    1. Re:Six Figures: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And all this time I've been paying $0,000,000.00 like a sucker! :(

  48. -99% is a "SPEED BUMP"???? by crimethinker · · Score: 4, Funny
    Revenue drops from $8,250,000 to $11,000 and that's a "speed bump"? Talk about cajones! Thankfully I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.

    I think the financial world's penchant for integral numbers saved SCO a little face here: if you allow digits to the right of the decimal, it is actually a 99.87% drop in revenue. That's better than Ivory Soap and their "99 and 44/100th's pure" of yesteryear.

    I guess SCO is gunning for a new meaning of "five-nines" - a 99.999% drop in revenue.

    -paul

    --
    Pistol caliber is like religion: everyone has their favourite, and theirs is the only right choice.
  49. All proceeds go to defending SCO... by MbM · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't buy a license, don't support SCO and most importantly don't give them any money to defend this business practice in court; it's cheaper and it helps out in the long run.

    --
    - MbM
    1. Re:All proceeds go to defending SCO... by The+Evil+Bit · · Score: 1

      That's why I gave my $69.00 to Novell/Suse.

  50. Who the fuck do they think they're fooling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say they are fool of bullshit.

    mousetrap@pop.com.br

  51. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    He has some kind of followup on Linux Insider. Which, by the way, is not necessarily an aptly named website. They seem to have lots of anti-Linux articles.

  52. Grab the 12 gauge and head to lindon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OH NOES WHERE IS MY SHOT GUN!?

    Next I'll find Mcbrides ass hole.

  53. "Conversely... by Slapdash+X.+Hashbang · · Score: 1

    ignoring us will be a better deal than ever!" said Stowell.

  54. Act now! by Abomination5 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Act now while these prices last!

  55. Six figures by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 0, Redundant

    on which side of the decimal??

  56. don't fuel the monster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO licenses will hit rock bottom once SCO goes bankrupt from losing court cases

  57. Blake is just trying to out do Rob by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Blake must be feeling a little down and out now that Rob Enderle is apparently competing with him for the SCO Information Minister position:

    Here is one of Rob Enderle jewels from his SCO keynote:

    That is why I stood up for SCO; they were being attacked because they were vulnerable. Those that attacked them did so because they could in a clear effort to deny the employees, the stockholders, and the customers of SCO their rights and, as a number of veterans have reminded me from time to time, heroes died for those rights and I believe it is our.... No my, obligation to uphold them.

    One can only smirk at the twisted logic of coupling poor vulnerable SCO with the heroes who died for our rights... Not only that, SCO is proud of this address that they host it on their website . If I were them I would take it down immediately and claim I was hacked and the site was defaced.

    1. Re:Blake is just trying to out do Rob by Strontium-90 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Reminds me of a movie:

      Walter Sobchak: Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--

      The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.

      Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.

      The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.

    2. Re:Blake is just trying to out do Rob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Rob Enderle and John Kerry share the same speachwriter?

    3. Re:Blake is just trying to out do Rob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another movie: animal house

      Otter: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.

      Boon: I thought you were pre-med.

      Otter: What's the difference?

      [Addressing the room]

      Otter: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.

      [winks at Dean Wormer]

      Otter: But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

      [Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]

  58. Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .....a beowulf cluster of these things!

  59. Extortion by Cyno · · Score: 1

    get it while its hot, this deal won't last for long.

    I'll pay when SCO can publish their proof in the form of source code publicly on the internet. Heh, or I'll most likely just steal from them until that block of code, which probably doesn't exist, was removed from the Linux kernel.

    I just love stealing software, it reminds me of the good old days on Windows.

  60. Re:SCO by DugzDC · · Score: 1

    chill out. clink on another link. it's amusing to some of us.

  61. Re:So much for the US Gov't using open source by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

    Goodness who modded this funny? It's WAY WAY off-topic political BS. And not even good political BS at that. Guess that's what happens when you give mod points to those with little brain. Now to stay on topic. What makes SCO think someone will pay MORE for SCO Unix? From what I have seen its about a generation or two behind Solaris and AIX in features and scalability and not even as good as the current Linix Distros in many ways and Linux is FREE. Oh well just another example of backwards thinking, like "hey let's sure IBM over the fact we own UNIX and that they put our UNIX in Linux. They'll buy us out, and we'll make millions I tell ya.". NO ONE beats IBM in court.

  62. Does not compute by adolfojp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I fail to understand...

    1. They release their own linux distro (Caldera) making their code GPL.
    2. They say that linux infringes their IP, although they have GPL'd it (They haven't proven that it is true anyway).
    3. They try to convince everyone that the GPL is ilegal.
    4. Their latest Unix distro is full of GPL software.

    Please help me understand, perhaps I am too simple minded to ascertain their logic.


    Cheers,
    Adolfo

    1. Re:Does not compute by agent+dero · · Score: 1

      5. ???
      6. Profit!


      I couldn't resist

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    2. Re:Does not compute by stwrtpj · · Score: 1
      Please help me understand, perhaps I am too simple minded to ascertain their logic.

      Their logic can be defined thusly (to borrow some quotes from Spock in a particularly memorable episode of Star Trek):

      "Logic is a little bird tweeting in a meadow."

      "Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers ... that smell BAD."

      That about sums up SCO's logic.

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    3. Re:Does not compute by bedessen · · Score: 1

      I think the logic goes something like, "Whatever we do is legitimate because we're a Corporation and we are Respectable Busisnessmen; those dirty Free Software hippies on the other hand are the work of Satan and must be stopped or they'll ruin Capitalism."

  63. A fool and his money... by pr0vidence · · Score: 1

    It doesn't just apply to individuals, but businesses as well. I can't believe ANYONE has fallen for this scheme and paid for these fake licenses to begin with, much less falling for this "fees are going up, better get 'em while you can" farce. It's the oldest trick in the book.

  64. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The parent asks a legitimate question. The wonder is that some of the 'mainstream' press actually bothers to cover SCO's crud. The real gold is over at groklaw.

  65. In Other News... by OneIsNotPrime · · Score: 1

    When I take over the world, there will be a $20 'Existence surcharge'. If you pay now though, you can recieve the discounted price of $7.99 and a 2 liter Mountain Dew.

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  66. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

    You should (or maybe you have) read the thread on Groklaw about Enderle's "speech". Perhaps you wouldn't mind contributing your analysis to the other on the site.

  67. Well, you know what? by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tht just means I have to ship them more Monopoly money.

    Damn, and I had enough to survive Boardwalk before this...

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    1. Re:Well, you know what? by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

      Here is how to help Darl make his quarter, and pay his lawyers at the same time:

      http://mrcybermall.com/millions/

      Send him one of these puppies - enough for just over 1430 Linux licences, while supplies last!

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  68. irc.sco.com by lifebouy · · Score: 1

    License, or I will type license AGAIN! . bored now. That's it. You are banned. [00:01] *** ChanServ sets mode +b for #linux, SCOsAlEz

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  69. Six figures woooooooo by GoClick · · Score: 1

    Big deal $1,000.00 that's "six" figures...
    Although more traditionaly I'd call 100,000 six figures and for whatever reason 1,000,000 can be called six figures too and that's not that impressive at all either. $9,999,999 wouldn't be enough to have made it worth the hate would it?

  70. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by Landaras · · Score: 1

    I am emailing with PJ, and she has expressed interest in linking to my write-up.

    Groklaw is how I found out about the speech.

    - Neil Wehneman

  71. happy microsoft by janneH · · Score: 1

    I am sure Microsoft is relieved that they are all paid up.

  72. Unixware customers - ask for a discount by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "I heard they were bundling an SCO source license in with their Unixware stuff. So they can count Unixware sales as SCO source as well."

    If you're a Unixware customer, make sure you ask to have this $699 or whatever unnecessary piece removed from your cost.

    By removing the expensive Linux component, it should make the Unixware part quite affordable. (free?!?)

  73. Sooner, or later... by ZenPirate · · Score: 1

    These SCO idiots are going to end up going to jail for some of these shenanigans ....right?

  74. And the mob... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Companies that license now may be able to do so cheaper than if they do so later

    And as Capone's racket was being shut down, I'm sure there were some great last minute deals on protection offered, you know, before Capone got really mad and decided to triple the price of business insurance.

    Too bad SCO oops'ed and sued one of their own customers (DM). Guess owning SCO products and licenses actually makes you MORE likely to be sued than less. Sigh... maybe they can recount lawsuits like Boies did with elections. They've certainly tried enough different courts to pray for at least one outcome to pin a few more million share sales on. Gotta prime that pump somehow and press releases ain't cutting it any longer.

  75. Damn it! by OmegaBlac · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was $199 away from getting that license and now this happens! Looks like I need to go find(create) some security holes in Mozilla to pay for the increase in SCO's Linux fee.

  76. Greedy SCOwned by OmegaBlac · · Score: 2, Funny

    First they demand a fee for Linux and now they are raising the license fee!?! What are they going to do next sue their customers? Oh wait...

  77. UPSIDE POTENTIAL: 8 to 10 FIGURES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    By accident, they hired an account, and he discovered that the trading rate for a dollar is 110 Yen. By converting their earnings into Yen, their 100,000 USD contract becomes 11 million Yen!

    But that trick will only work one quarter, you say? Not true -- at 1,916 Venezuela Bolivares to the dollar, their measly 11,000 USD this quarter becomes 21 Million VEB!

    Okay, you say -- two quarters, tops! Anything more is inconceivable. Nay, I retort. At 1,463,000 Turkey Liras to the dollar, they just need to sell one 1,400 license to report over 2 BILLION TRL in earnings.

  78. Six figures by VistaBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

    EXECUTIVE: "Sir, our evidence was laughed out of court again."
    DARL: "Figures..."

    A little later...

    EXECUTIVE: "Sir, our lawsuit against IBM was thrown out of court!"
    DARL: "Figures... guess I better sell my stock now."
    EXECUTIVE: "Yeah, it's about as high as it will ever be. Our products are being laughed at for being so obsolete in today's market."
    DARL: "Figures..."

    A little later...

    EXECUTIVE: "We're gonna have to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy."
    DARL: "Figures..."
    EXECUTIVE: "Looks like the SCO empire is crumbling quickly."
    DARL: "Figures..."
    EXECUTIVE: "Also, there's some SEC guys outside. Said they wanted to talk to you."
    DARL: "Figures..."

  79. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

    Great..glad you Grok with us now..See ya over there..

  80. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's some great work. A very nice, thorough analysis. Seems like Enderle has a bit of the O'Reilly in him!

  81. Re:So much for the US Gov't using open source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've noticed a lot of trolls being modded funny of late.

  82. Refund? by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

    When they lose their lawsuit (note: I didn't say 'if'), of course they will refund the money, no? I mean, a well-respected and morally sound company like SCO, I have no doubt at all they will. No?

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  83. Thank you SCO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was having a miserable today. I slept in and missed an appointment, I've got bill collectors crawling up my ass and I haven't had a date in over three years. But then I read what those wacky lawyers at SCO are doing and I had a good belly laugh.

    I needed that. Thanks SCO!

  84. SCO? by zoloto · · Score: 1

    wtf?! are they still around?

  85. Is this serious? by Boneburner · · Score: 1

    Really... When I read the title, I hoped that the foot icon was inside the history's page... maybe simoniker is starting to lose his sense of humor... well... any SCO is better than no SCO... I guess... (sorry about the ellipsis excess... that's my tick)

  86. If you listen closely.... by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    you can hear the sound of everyone not giving a shit.

    sco tries to boast themselves up, thus far they've been the big bad wolf who has TB.

    "I'll huff...and I'LL PUFF.... and I'l *cough coughcoughgagcough*"

    *everyone sits there yawning*

    "Wait! lemme try again!"

  87. That's like... by labratuk · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...me selling my pants for $100,000.

    It doesn't matter, I can charge what I want because nobody's going to want to buy them anyway.

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  88. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by vettemph · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What Mr. Enderle was trying to say is: "Free software and the idiots that would pay $699" Think about it, what idiot would buy "free" software. :) Free software may hurt Redmonds economy DEEPLY but would have a positive effect on your wallet and your local economy. No one will just put their MS tax refund under the mattress. We will spend it on something that actually has value. We must press this important issue to all who try to say that linux is a cancer. Linux allows money to flow from place to place, exchange of goods for services and what not. Money sent to Redmond stays in Redmond. It's a black hole. Support your local economy. Hang banners at your grocery store, paint this message on overpasses, tell everyone you know. The money we save using FOSS will contribute to local jobs for our neighbors. Think global, spend local.

    Vote for me. :) (actually, I'm not running for anything.)

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  89. six digits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and they are all 0 :(

  90. Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, this increase in revenue from these highly sought after Linux 'licences' means, they can start paying their legal bills now

  91. Uh-oh, better hurry up! by kkirk007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Last week I was willing to pay $0 to SCO for a license, but in the face of potentially increasing fees, now I'm willing to pay ten or twenty times that amount!

  92. uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    boy I didn't see this increase coming - better talk to my cfo and tell him to dig deeper for the sake of sco.

    I am running low on toilet paper I better take a license.

  93. "Ka- CHING " goes the Weasel -er- Ferret by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Weasel's name is "Darl"!

  94. Simple supply and demand economics by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1

    Would everyone pipe down? This all makes perfect sense - it comes down to basic supply and demand. As the demand for SCO licenses has decreased, so the cost must significantly increase.

    Of course, once it gets to the point where SCO's customer base closes on zero, the price will soar toward infinity. The good news for Darl McBride is that as the cost of Linux licensing approaches infinity, SCO will only need to sell one license to become the wealthiest company on Earth.

    The SCO sales team is swarming around the EV1 Servers building as we speak.

    1. Re:Simple supply and demand economics by tricorn · · Score: 1

      Ummm, as demand goes down, so does price. Price goes up as demand goes up and supply goes down. That's "simple supply and demand economics".

      Now, it may well be that, as demand goes down, you have to raise prices in order to meet costs. That's "simple economy of scale" economics. Or "simple bankruptcy" economics, if you've now priced yourself out of the market (demand * price curve is decreasing with increasing price, means you make less money as you increase the price).

      "demand" is based on price - at a given price, you'll have a certain number of people who will buy at that price. If you plot demand * price, then subtract demand * cost (where cost is cost/unit at that quantity - often can be expressed as K1 + K2/N, where K1 is a reasonably constant cost/unit, and K2 is a reasonably constant fixed overhead, although economy of scale might, at some point, see a decrease in K1 and an increase in K2), you'll get a profit curve based on price. The rational price to set is the maximum of that curve. If that maximum is negative, you should stop selling that product.

  95. Re:Yo0 Fail It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what

  96. Check out LamLaw.com... by talks_to_birds · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...if you want a second opinion without the overhead at Groklaw.

    And the good news is: this guy *is* a lawyer.

    http://www.lamlaw.com/

    His take on SCO's increasing their SCOSource license fees:

    • "...I guess SCO lawyers do not to see this motion [Novell's motion to dismiss] coming their way because someone suggested to SCO management that they should increase the price of those SCO licenses
    • to help scare at least one more linux customer into paying license money while the SCO legal scheme goes down in flames. Or maybe I should say gets hosed with cold water."

    t_t_b

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  97. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Regarding the "aren't worth the air they breathe" part (in your section 1), I don't think Enderle was saying that was a quote *from* Groklaw, but rather that Groklaw should feel free to quote *him* on that, i.e. "a direct quote *for* Groklaw".

  98. Re:I caught my child experimenting with UnixWare by goodie3shoes · · Score: 0

    You have to teach the kid to "just say Gno".

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  99. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by Slur · · Score: 1

    Here's an error in your interpretation, I think:

    Enderle said "I have a serious problem with people who are abusive, particularly those who use any excuse to cross the line into physical, emotional or verbal abuse. In my view this is uncalled for and the people who utilize this practice, this is a direct quote for Groklaw, aren't worth the air they breathe."

    You commented "I have been unable to find the quote of aren't worth the air they breathe on Groklaw either through Groklaw's search or a use of Google."

    I think the intent of his statement was that he was making a statement which Groklaw is encouraged to quote and to pass on to their users.

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  100. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In addition, your quoting of "Linux folks are ... paid more than" in part two changes what Enderle was saying. What he *does* say is that "Linux folks are not only *not* paid more than their UNIX counterparts". By leaving out the "not", your sentence appears to suggest that the UNIX workers shouldn't work on Linux because they'll be wage slaves for making more money, when it seems more likely Enderle was appealing to fear by saying that they *shouldn't* switch to Linux or they'd suffer a paycut.

  101. Just an observation... by di0s · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just because they may cost more doesn't mean they'll be worth more (as far as business value)... Don't sellers usually lower prices to get rid of inventory that doesn't sell well?

  102. Of course it will cost more by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you want to get a licence later on you will need to give them enough money for them to recover from bankruptcy.

  103. It's reasonable... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    All that SCO are doing is to take the expense of their lawsuits and divide by the number of expected purchasers of their license to come to an amount that will allow them to break even.

    I tried to do the same calculation to get an idea of how much Linux is going to cost but I keep getting a divide by zero error....

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  104. Darl's Hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do we need a reminder that Darl has said on many occasions that he claims to see SCO's legal antics as the software equivalent of the RIAA's lawsuits?

    Nice analogy, except there is actual copyright infringement going on with the RIAA and SCO has yet to show us ANY copyright infringement.

  105. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by killjoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Never argue with an idiot, people might not be able to tell the difference.

    Really it's enough just to call him insane.

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  106. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by acebone · · Score: 1

    Before I have even read Enderle's rant or your dissection off it, I must admit that I am a bit dissappointed by this (from your page):

    --
    Minor typos and all profanity in the original have been corrected or removed
    --

    As stated I haven't even seen yet what you have removed, but I ask myself "Why would you remove his misspellings, and even more important, his profanities?".

    Please understand me when I say this - I am not attacking you, but to me that kind of editing suggests an I-am-better-than-thou attitude which is totally irrelevant to the issue in question.

    It seems like mixing religion or morals into what basically is a scientific exercise, thus it TO ME constitutes an even greater violation than the words 'bullshit' et. al. could ever do (in fact using the phrasing 'bullshit' or even worse does not constitute any violation to me whatsoever, It's just color to words and it speaks amble of the speaker).

    I try to imagine your reasons, but all I can come up with is some parental discretion motif. Either that or religious zealotry.

    The teenagers who are likely to even glance at your (no doubt splendid) work, will probably master profanities to a much wider extent than what I can even imagine Enderle is using, and the spelling errors - well if they can't spell properly at that age, YOU will not be the one who robbed them of that ability.

    BTW it also seems counterproductive to your intended goal, which I believe to be: Expose this man and his views for what you think he is: A pompous fool.

    Now I'll have to read both your dissection AND the original, if I want to get a complete picture of the way this man talks, and I'll be thinking all the time that you messed with your source. I simply don't understand you did that.

    Other than that - I look forward to reading your work, it's just this 'oh no, he said ****' and the constant *beeps* in US american television shows that annoys me. You guys give us Jerry Springer, but you won't let us her the screwed up cast say *BEEP*. The real insult to decency is in the show itself, not in what language they use. The same - I imagine is the case of Mr. Enderle's ravings.

    ****
    Disclaimer: I blatantly assume you are an US American, because that's where censorship of bad words is most widespread in MY sphere of communications. I apologize if I am mistaken.

    Also I am not a native english speaker - I probably commit a slew of misspellings and bad phrasings.

    Lastly - the censorship of foul mouthed wordings is IMHO pure bovine manure, but I will not let that retract in my enjoyment of what seems to be a fine work of yours.

    Regards

    Off reading...

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  107. A fool and his money. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "700 bucks isn't a lot of money to throw at a potential problem to go away."

    Ummm... yeah.. if you have only 1 linux server.

    However, only a fool would buy a "licence" from SCOG. Darl and company have ONLY sued their business partners and former customers. You buy one of these things, you are painting a big fucking bullseye on your business.

    Their licence allows you to use binaries only. No kernel source allowed. Download source from kernel.org to patch a critical flaw (hey they have happened in the past) and you violate the terms of the licence... you get sued.

    Scrap your former server to replace it and forget to wipe the hard drive? You get sued.

    Add a second server, you get sued.

    Go to a dual CPU box and get sued.

    etc etc etc.

    These people are fucking scumbags. Small businessess should avoid them like the plague.

    1. Re:A fool and his money. by Rich0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I doubt that they'd sue you for license violations as long as you have the right number of licenses and continue to pay the maintenance fees.

      Now, once you decide to move on, they will sue you for anything and everything you did or didn't do.

      So, if you pay up the $700 you'll be paying it for life - plus all the eventual price increases every time revenue doesn't quite meet SCO's expectations.

      Chrysler got sued becuase they used to be a customer and they moved on. SCO is sending a message to its customers - don't leave us. They're sending a message to non-customers too - don't join us!

    2. Re:A fool and his money. by schon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I doubt that they'd sue you for license violations as long as you have the right number of licenses and continue to pay the maintenance fees.

      Just like Daimler Chrysler, right?

      SCO has demonstrated that they love to invent restrictions which are not in a contract, and then sue over 'violating' them.

      I have no doubt that when/if SCO decided they needed more money (perhaps to fund more litigation?) that they'd use the contract as a basis for extortion.

      "Hey, we believe you're in violation of your contract by running Windows on your desktops - pay us more money or we'll sue you."

      Chrysler got sued becuase they used to be a customer and they moved on.

      NO, THEY WEREN'T. At the time the lawsuit was filed, SCO fully believed them to be a current customer (read the court documents.)

  108. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by imroy · · Score: 1

    Wow. I always thought Rob's writings were a little out there, but reading his speech he's fucking nuts! This guy is so full of himself, so out of touch with reality, so misleading, and so abrasive! How the hell do you argue with someone like that? The guy should be crowned King Troll.

    We haven't heard much from Laura Didio lately. Perhaps she's just too sane for the likes of SCO.

  109. DOn't agree. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    That is exactly where one can make an stand.

    If you fail to do so then other companies will see a fertile ground to make businesses plans out of extorting money.

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  110. Darl's gotta be kicking himself by AhBeeDoi · · Score: 1

    If they had a better pricing structure in place from the beginning, SCO might have earned as much as $15,000 instead of $11,000.

  111. The problem with that is... by Svartalf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That Copyrights aren't the same as Patents. Users typically aren't actionable for past and current infringements of Copyright unless they themselves are guilty of willful and active infringement- and typically don't owe anything on it. The worst that could have ever come out of this whole thing would be that SCO was right, there was some infringing code and it'd have to come out to be legit under the GPL- once that happened everything would be back to complete normal for the end-users. The only people that would be actionable and possibly facing stautory damages would be the guilty parties of the active act of infringement, not the contributory part. Worse, since SCO's pretty much made a botch job of their enforcement of any possible IP rights by way of keeping it secret- you're supposed to tell the infringers what they're infringing upon so they are obligated to stop. Failing to do so may be an estoppel on their pursuing anyone that currently is infringing- and may cause them to lose rights to the alleged IP with regards to it's use within Linux.

    $700 to throw at a potential problem- no, that's not a lot.

    $700 to throw at a NON-problem (which is what this is, no matter how you slice it...) is far, far too much.

    I can't see what you've said as being really insightful- what you've said is valid, but only in the context of a possible or probable problem and SCO's just not a reality and they're about to be NUKED from orbit by Novell. If Novell gets that Dismissal with Predjudice, I expect that the whole damn SCO mess will implode within a day or so- they didn't own the IP rights at the beginning of all these cases so they're actionable under the Lanham Act and pretty much all of their cases go *POOF*, including the IBM one (since Novell executed their rights per the APA to waive any issues regarding contract or IP with regards to the SVR4 source base...) with SCO facing countersuits and suits regarding their obvious Lanham Act violations, Copyright infringements, and Patent infringements.

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    1. Re:The problem with that is... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      SCO's just not a reality and they're about to be NUKED from orbit by Novell.

      Mmmm, now there's a thought... How about we start a Paypal (or whatever) account for contributions to buy an almost-dead satellite that could be de-orbited to splashdown on SCO's headquarters??

  112. Depends there is one born every minute by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Depends there is one born every minute. Of course not everyone of them has a billion dollars but by the law of averages some of them must have. I hear George W. Bush is pretty rich.

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    1. Re:Depends there is one born every minute by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      To dubya, Linux is probably an armenian sandwich or something.

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  113. Surely... by JaJ_D · · Score: 1

    Are SCO really this stupid?

    Why do they think double, tripling, or even a 1000 fold increase will mean people will by more Linux licenses?

    I am now worried.... no, no please 'hear'[1] me out. Noone can be this/that stupid for this length of time. There must be something up their slieve, there must be hidden plans in the works, even if it's MS funded FUD, purely to slowdown Linux's momentum and cause confusion in simple-minded management, to give MS time to build a faster, better, more effective FUD system[2]. There must be.....

    For crying out load even Saddam Hussain wasn't this stupid.

    Jaj
    [1]Or to be accurate 'read'
    [2] Effective FUD is cheaper, and more profitable, than good software.

  114. Forgetting Daimler Crysler and autozone by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    SCO SUES their customers. So you got the choice as a small business. Be an anonymous potential target SCO knows nothing about (SCO hasn't sued anyone they do not have relationship with) or become a well known target/sucker to SCO at the price of 700 bucks.

    Unlike big companies most small business leaders will have to deal daily with scams like this. Advertising in never published magazines. Bills for goods never deliverd. Goods delivered that were never ordered. Scam insurances.

    SCO will just get filed with everything else. If a small business just starts handing out cash to everyone who claims they have a right they would soon be a bankrupt business.

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  115. Fools... by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    I cant help but think that SCO should have set their *cough*blackmail*cough urm .. licences to something extremely low (say in the region of dollars). They actually might have been able to persuade more people of their *cough*lies*cough* ahem ... cause. This may actually of helped back up their campaign in court. As it happens its clear that they are bent on only one thing ... self destruction... And I think the world will be a slightly better place without them.

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  116. WTF??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article and the two articles above it appear as:

    Index:
    Posted by on Thursday August 12, @03:57AM
    from the dept.

    to me on the main page - what's more, although I can see the comments for this one, if I click on either of the two above I just get "Nothing for you to see here. Please move along."!!! WTF is going on?

    I realise I'm not the only one who's experienced this bizarre phenomenon as a Google revealed this post - which strangely no-one bothered to respond to. http://features.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1130& cid=1714551/

    Ten minutes ago I couldn't ping most of the US servers (am in the UK) though I'm guessing that's a separate issue rather than the beginning of the Apocalypse!

    andy.

  117. One hundred beelyon dollars by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    As the licenses are a complete fantasy anyway (they have to trick people into taking them... for nothing), they might as well go for the biggest publicity bang-per-buck.

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  118. EV1.net, not EV.net by jrumney · · Score: 1

    Faulty memory.

  119. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yep, it is a direct quote for Groklaw, not a direct quote from Groklaw.

    In other words, he has descended to the levels of the tiny minority of zealots that send him abusive or offensive email. Actually below that level, since he has said it in public.

  120. Financial call by CrkHead · · Score: 1
    "SCO expects to announce 6-figure revenue from its SCOSource division."

    That's counting the decimal point, right?

  121. Six Figures. by noselasd · · Score: 1

    As in 1.000000 ?

  122. Letter to end users of Unix and Linux by emtboy9 · · Score: 1

    Dear [insert company/user here],

    It has come to our attention that you have been a very naughty person, having not paid us for the privilege of running our IP on your machine. If you are a user of any Unix product, you may well have already paid for a license, however, you have still not paid the SCO Source [tm all rights reserved, copyright, spelled in blood, sacrificed a goat] license tax...errr fee to ensure that we will not sue you in the future on some trumped up assumption.

    If you are a Linux user, then know that you must and will pay us for using our IP in the software that you did not write. We wrote it. We own it. All your Kernel are belong to us! Linus Torvalds didnt write it, he stole it from us. You need to pay it now, or else.

    With that in mind, and ignoring current litigation, we, the SCO Overlords, have decided to be unquestionably generous to you, the rest of the computing world. We hereby claim rights to any and all computer code that is written to operate on any machine with a silicon based chip, board, or copper wire. As such, for a limited time only, you will be able to purchase a license from us to continue using our work for the low low current price of $699.99 US, not counting VAT for your Europeans.

    If you fail to pay the ransome.. err tax... err.. fee within 22 days, the cost of each license will become . . .

    . . . 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!! If you fail to pay then, we will unleash our trained horde of litigant monkey ninja assassins to your doorstep, and we will persecute, I mean prosecute you and your company, your children, your grandparents, parents, adn your best friend's sister's hairdresser until you give in and settle with us for 7.95 cents, at which point we will publically announce that you and everyone you have ever known has paid for a license, wether or not you acutally USE or even OWN our products.

    Failure to comply will result in legal action, as SCO will file a reverse class action, suing everyone in the world simultaneously for infringement.

    You have been warned.

    Thank you, and have a SCO day.

    Blake Stowell, Darl McBride, Old Hob.

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  123. As everyone else has said by schon · · Score: 1

    Buying a license from a company who sues its customers for license violations that are not in the license is not a smart idea.

    If I wanted to be the target of a lawsuit, I can do that for free. Why would I pay a few thousand dollars for the privilege?

  124. Increase In Price??? by tilleyrw · · Score: 1

    How does something, which has no intrinsic value, increase in price?

    Yes sir, we wish you to buy a license for SCO Linux.

    What, you say no one else in the world recognizes the validity of our license?

    They are wrong. No, really.

    footsteps walking away... Come back!

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  125. Who is this person anyway? by gronnsak · · Score: 1

    After reading the speech and the critique, Rob Enderle comes more across as a someone who has serious personalty disorders which borders on paranoia, rather than a serious analyst. Has anyone done a background check on him? What is this situation which Bill Gates supposedly saved him from? What credentials does he have, other than a big dirty mouth?

  126. Simple really by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    It just makes it easier to calculate how much they are not making. Since they won't be able to afford any accountants soon, this is really important.

    I would think they won't sell a hundred more at any price. But since there are stupid people out there they might sell 10.

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  127. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rob Enderle's keynote speech is real long on invective, name-calling and verbal abuse. It is also real short on facts.

    If Rob was ever really ranked number one in influence for most of the last decade then it certainly wasn't for this kind of yellow journalism.

    One of the key facts that Rob Enderle (and SCO for that matter) ignores is that this entire thing could be settled in 10 minutes. All that SCO needs to do is to show the offending code. The source for Linux is available; just show what lines were copied from SCO's code and prove that it was indeed copied from SCO's code!

  128. Six-figure revenues? by raider_red · · Score: 1

    So let's see, at $700 per license, that means they've sold between 140 and 1400 licenses, which absolutely sucks sales-wise. I wonder what the marketing costs were for that? I have a feeling that reading SCO's revenue report may be the best laugh I get all month!

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  129. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by Perky_Goth · · Score: 1

    i admire your patience, that was so rediculous i stopped reading after a few paragraphs.
    that guy needs a shrink, urgently!

  130. Six Figures? by Mr.Surly · · Score: 1

    Six Figures? Haven't they only made like $11K?

    I guess the put it on the books as $011000.00.

  131. And STILL no one cares! by AwesomeJT · · Score: 1
    If you do the math, their SCOscorge(eer source) has so far failed terribly. So, will raising the price on something no one actually cares about make a major impact on their finances?

    I think their lawyers are starting to get smart and require actual money instead of stock options. Gosh, I wonder why? Anyone that has tracked SCOX since January knows. :-)

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  132. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by tcopeland · · Score: 1

    Thanks very much for posting this - it was interesting not only as a rebuttal but also as a list of examples of logical fallacies - i.e., identifying the various false dichotomies. Very educational.

    Thanks much!

  133. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by Landaras · · Score: 1

    You're funny, and there is some truth to that.

    However, I took extra care not to debate him, but simply to show the sheer pervasiveness of his faulty logic.

    - Neil Wehneman

  134. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by Landaras · · Score: 1

    You are right and I will correct this in my critique.

    Thanks!

    - Neil Wehneman

  135. 6 digits! by ostrich2 · · Score: 1

    Do you think they were counting the decimal places in this figure? I'd be willing to bet they've made at least $1000.00 with this stuff. that's just two people buying a license, after all.

  136. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by Landaras · · Score: 1

    You raise some good points.

    First off, I have decided to reinstate the typos (they'll return soon). I will just let those go, even though they annoy me.

    However, I am going to keep the profanity out. It's not that the profanity bothers me personally, it's that I know the profanity would bother others.

    Specifically, PJ of Groklaw has stated her disdain for it (and she might link to my article), and a large portion of my personal audience is "far right" Christian.

    Is it morally wrong to swear? Perhaps yes, perhaps no. But I've decided that that particular battle is not worth fighting. I'd rather put my efforts into other things, such as showing Enderle's inconsistencies.

    I hope this makes sense.

    - Neil Wehneman

  137. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by Landaras · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the compliment on my patience :).

    - Neil Wehneman

  138. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by Landaras · · Score: 1

    I appreciate the compliment. Thank you.

    - Neil Wehneman

  139. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by Landaras · · Score: 1

    I appreciate the compliment, and I assume you mean Bill O'Reilly, as opposed to Tim O'Reilly :).

    - Neil Wehneman

  140. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by Landaras · · Score: 1

    You are correct and I am changing the essay to reflect that.

    - Neil Wehneman

  141. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by acebone · · Score: 1

    I read PJs story on this, and I felt the same when she addressed the profanities. If anything, his far too colourful language betrays him. He who must use language to guise, rather than convey, his message, is not that well off in the first place.

    I am far from a 'far right' Christian myself, as you have probably gathered. And one of the things that bothers me about some this worlds major religions, is the way that regulating others behaviour seems to be an integral part. Regulation is in order to a certain extent, like general law enforcement, so that we don't kill and steal too much from each other, but it can be and often is taken too far, very often in the name of a Deity.

    I am sidetracking the issue here, I apologize.

    Thank you for your dissection, I thoroughly enjoyed the dispassionate way you dismantle his 'stream-of-consciousness' nonsense. Logic is a wonderful tool against nonsense. You had me chuckling all the way, even though I know the core topic is hardly a laughing matter.

    Splendid job !

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  142. Re:Enderle: "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy by tntguy · · Score: 1

    I think he just took a moment to sharpen his shovel with that Insider article (here, for those with broken scrollbars). Can't wait to see how much deeper he digs his hole with his next public episode.

  143. Divx by dacarr · · Score: 1

    This is going to be the biggest train wreck since Circuit City put out Divx six years ago.

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  144. Wahey! by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

    Now it'll be twice as worthless.

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  145. Might be better not to get a license by elegie · · Score: 1

    The Linux OS kernel is distributed under the GNU GPL (GNU General Public License.) As of now, there is no proof that the license is not valid. Basically, the GPL is a set of conditions under which the user of a work can exercise the rights that are normally granted only to the copyright holder. There might be an issue as to whether the user could acceptably understand the license, but this might not be an issue. It would not be a good idea to assume right now that the license is not valid.

    As of now, there is no proof that the Linux software incorporates any proprietary code. However, it is not OK for a company to impose their own restrictions on how people use GPL-covered Linux code. See this article. This code cannot be combined with any proprietary code. A company can produce proprietary code, but they cannot authorize it to be combined with the Linux code unless the code to be added is GPLed. Requiring people to obtain a license from the company to use the Linux software (even if the Linux software came from the company) is not a good thing. It is possible (though not certain) that using an unauthorized proprietary version or derivative of the Linux software could lead to copyright violation liability. In this case, the violated copyrights would be those of individuals and companies who contributed code under the GPL. This should not be taken as discouragement from using the Linux software-only obviously illegal i.e. restrictively sublicensed copies should be avoided.

    Accepting a license could also encourage behavior that is not necessarily justified.

  146. Why hash not sharp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, when was the last time you read Musical notation of the # symbol being shap without it being super-script, yet everyone who puts it in doesn't even attempt to super-script it, which means it's a hash symbol, c-hash.

    Ok I'm a C++ evangalist and many of the C# features look good on the surface but uguly underneeth.