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Soldiers Call for Engineering Tech Support

chuckfucter writes "Wired news writes that soldiers in the battlefield now have their own army of geek advisers whom they can contact whenever they need technical support. The stakes are much higher here, with troops asking about the structural integrity of bridges, roads, dams and airfields: Can this structure be safely used after sustaining damage from bombings?"

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  1. Responses by metlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And if it is on the field, the responses would need to be realtime, too.

    It may make the difference between life and death.

    1. Re:Responses by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Indeed. I actually think this makes a lot of sense. Information is ALWAYS a big problem on the battlefield, but getting the pertinent information is even more important. Having a "tech on call" for various engineering matters provides the troops with an advantage similar to that of getting the Army Corp of Engineers out there. (Need to cross a river? Build a bridge! :-))

      My only thought is that this should be extended much further. Instead of just "techie" issues, there should be something similar to the Naval concept of a Combat Information Center. You see, on a ship of war, all information flows through the CIC. It's the responsibility of those in CIC to process the information and route the results and guesstimations on to the proper area of the ship or fleet. Now imagine if we stuck a Zepplin above the heads of our troops.

      It could fly high enough to be out of range of just about everything except a Mig-29, and provide a line-of-sight communications center. The Zepplin could take information from onboard sensors, satellite readings, intel, other ground troops, and a variety of other sources, then route the most important information and estimates to the battlefield.

    2. Re:Responses by Perdo · · Score: 1

      I Know! We could use "Nucular" Zepplins! They could stay aloft for as long as a submarine can stay under water. They could launch cruise missles and control battlefield information.

      We could put squads of HILO jumper Marines on them to hit trouble spots and drop pallets of food on indigenous people to win hearts and minds. We only crushed a few when we did that..

      BTW, it's the MiG-25 FOXBAT that can reach those altitudes, not the MiG-29 and, oh yeah, we loose more Americans in LA county each year than we loose in Bagdad.

      So, fighting insurgency starts at home and it is just an insurgency. No need to spend any more money there than we do on the LAPD.

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    3. Re:Responses by Cymsdale · · Score: 5, Funny

      It may make the difference between life and death.

      Then I'm glad they decided to use this method instead of AskSlashdot.

    4. Re:Responses by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1


      You have to be kidding. An apache or a SAM could take it out. And once it goes stratospheric, you lose the advantage of close ground support. You're better off with JSTARS patrolling the area.

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    5. Re:Responses by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

      Now imagine a $X00 million fireball raining down on the heads of your troops when shot down by the latest $200,000 anti-zepplin missile.

      I don't think they cost that much...

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    6. Re:Responses by ballermann · · Score: 1

      Now imagine if we stuck a Zepplin above the heads of our troops.

      Yeah! And imagine we would use cyborgs instead of normal soldiers. Controlled from this Zeppelin and equiped with multiple weapons like lasers or gauss guns. Wouldn't that be cool? Hmm maybe we could come up with a cool name, too. How about Syndicate?

      Oh wait...

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    7. Re:Responses by mordors9 · · Score: 1

      We could equip all the soldiers with those cameras like on some of those TV shows. Assign a couple geeks that could talk to each soldier. Then if they see anything on the camera the soldier needs help with or advice, they could talk to him.

    8. Re:Responses by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      BTW, it's the MiG-25 FOXBAT that can reach those altitudes, not the MiG-29 and,

      *scratches head* Now how the heck did that happen? I was looking at the Mig-25 specs, intending to type "Mig-25", and somehow typed "Mig-29". Hmm... Freudian slip? Anyway, thanks for the correction. :-)

      I Know! We could use "Nucular" Zepplins! They could stay aloft for as long as a submarine can stay under water. They could launch cruise missles and control battlefield information.

      Well, if the power is necessary, that's a viable option. But then you'd need a Zepplin with lifting power somewhere near that of the CargoLifter.

      We could put squads of HILO jumper Marines on them to hit trouble spots and drop pallets of food on indigenous people to win hearts and minds. We only crushed a few when we did that..

      Am I getting the impression that you're making fun of me? No matter. A dirigible offers distinct advantages over planes. It can stay up longer (nothing forces it to come down), fly out of enemy attack range, provide advanced communications relays (cell phones? :-)), and hover over a battlefield area.

      So, fighting insurgency starts at home and it is just an insurgency. No need to spend any more money there than we do on the LAPD.

      Insurgency is a whole different issue. I'm more concerned about the issues they had during the war itself.

    9. Re:Responses by NardofDoom · · Score: 1
      Zeppelin you say? For our troops that would be a "stairway to heaven."

      How much would it cost? I'd like to buy one.

      I'll be hear all week!

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    10. Re:Responses by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      You have to be kidding. An apache or a SAM could take it out

      Eh? At 70,000 feet?! You've got to be kidding me. An Apache has a service ceiling of ~21,000 feet, and most SAMs are not designed to hit that altitude.

      And once it goes stratospheric, you lose the advantage of close ground support.

      Why would you use a blimp for close in ground support? That's what the A-10 Warthogs are for. I'm only suggesting that it provide an arial battlefield information center, that can get necessary info to the proper point in the battlefield when it's needed. Nothing more, nothing less.

      You're better off with JSTARS patrolling the area.

      JSTARS is just another sensor platform. It's purpose (AFAIK) is not for communicating with the grunts on the ground.

    11. Re:Responses by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      That's actually a feasible concept. Especially since airship UAVs are very easy to construct, and could carry pretty heavy sensor and communications packages. :-)

    12. Re:Responses by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      One acronym: AWACS

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  2. it makes sence by dns_server · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This doesn't suprise me, with all the money being spend on the army, it makes an awful lof of sence to give the army all the tools they need. the better prepared the army, the better they can protect us.

    1. Re:it makes sence by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Protect you from who? It's the rest of the world that's worried about the US, not the other way around. It certainly makes sense to have better information on a battlefield, but surely it's more about reducing casualties - especially "friendly fire" on both your own and allied troops.

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    2. Re:it makes sence by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This doesn't suprise me, with all the money being spend on the army, it makes an awful lof of sence to give the army all the tools they need. the better prepared the army, the better they can protect us.

      They are not protecting us the US. There is an old rule of thumb as far as military spending is concerned about keeping enough assets to fight 2.5 wars. This way when we go out and police the world we don't leave our nation undefended. Keep in mind two large northern and southern land borders, and two large coasts. Well during the lovely Gulf war this rule was changed to a guide line, one which has long since been crossed. At present the function of the military is not to defend us, it's off elsewhere fighting terror with terror. There hasn't been a terrorist attack since 9/11, and like a moron swatting hornet's nest chances are this will change.

      The Army should be there to protect us.
      The Army is out playing world police.

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    3. Re:it makes sence by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Keep in mind two large northern and southern land borders, and two large coasts.

      Yeah, sure.... the Canadians and Mexicans were just waiting for you to lower your defenses in order to conquer, plunder and rape defenseless Americans... Americans who are unarmed by definition, after all they don't have right to bear arms to form militia.

      The two large coasts? You need an industrialized nation in order to attack those (airplanes/warships). China could *perhaps* do that. Europe is out of the question: we barely have enough military to defend ourself if anyone would like to invade us.
      Besides, the US under attack would immediately recall all troups in Iraq. Be damned civil war in Iraq if you've got bigger problems at home.

    4. Re:it makes sence by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sure.... the Canadians and Mexicans were just waiting for you to lower your defenses in order to conquer, plunder and rape defenseless Americans... Americans who are unarmed by definition, after all they don't have right to bear arms to form militia.

      Think 1942 when Japan decimated our Pacific fleet. It was a common belief that a direct assault on our western shore would not only be successful, it would be so successful that they'd be drinking sake in Omaha. Now think 2005 and think two coasts with less in the way of defenses, but with the added bonus of free nuclear weapons to any invader.

      It isn't about Canada and Mexico getting the urge to expand; it's about keeping our nation safe from invasion. You have to assume that a strike on either nation or by either nation would put America at risk. This way a bunch of poor kids from the ghetto can play solder for 4 years and get an earn money for school.

      If terrorism presents a clear and present danger, it's only common since that we have the means of defending our selves.

      The two large coasts? You need an industrialized nation in order to attack those (airplanes/warships). China could *perhaps* do that. Europe is out of the question: we barely have enough military to defend ourself if anyone would like to invade us.

      I would never want to piss off China. Their military budget is equal to Wal-Mart's gross at last estimates and as a multi billion population. We've been at odds before (see Korea and Vietnam), but never has the jolly green giant and the dragon come directly to blows. But you know, under Dubya's leadership we have managed to piss off the world. We have become the terrorists. We invade sovereign nations and justify our selves by saying we are spreading the seeds of christian freedom. We have declared a jihad on the Middle East and are a clear and present danger to the free world. Wars have been started for less.

      the US under attack would immediately recall all troups in Iraq

      Months before a counter strike. It's stupid to piss off the world and to have your assets desert commando without having the most basic of defense in place.

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    5. Re:it makes sence by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1
      Oh, I did think of Pearl Harbour. It was evident you would point that out. However, the Japanese don't have a big military either (AFAIK) and are your allies. China is mostly concerned with itself as it has been the last few centuries. Besides, the economic links between the US and China are so big that a mutual war would be a disaster for both sides.

      The nuclear threat is nonsense: if I would want to invade a country, I want it to be fertile and full of good slaves (cheap labour). A nuclear wasteland won't give you that. Besides, anyone stupid enough to launch a nuclear assault on the US will feel what it's like to be grilled at sun-like temperatures.
      Oh, you meant that invaders would actually conquer nuclear weapons by invading the US? There are easier, cheaper and less dangerous ways to get nuclear weapons.

      If terrorism presents a clear and present danger, it's only common since [sic] that we have the means of defending our selves.

      Yes, it would be clever to defend yourself. However, you can't defend yourself from terrorism. Not by having large armies ready for action. Terrorism can be countered by intelligence, infiltration, undercover action. If Terrorism is fought correctly, the normal populace would not know. Large armies have no use agains terrorism.
      Besides, the only people I know that fear terrorism are Americans. We had our fair share of terrorism, and we just learned to live with it. After all, it is more likely that I get smashed by a truck falling from the sky because it was sucked up by a tornado. The point that the US overreacts due to a shadow of terrorism over the country, means that the terrorism actually worked. Kinda of a bummer, no?

      Dubya's leadership we have managed to piss off the world.

      Yes, you did... but you also forget that no country (except perhaps China) is capable of even inflicting a tiny scratch to the fortress America. It is too far away, it would cost too much money and you will certainly die while trying.
      And don't come with "since 9/11 everything has changed". It hasn't: invading a country requires an organized army of thousands of men. Terrorism can't organize that without going undetected. Terrorists are like those annoying mosquitos. Yeah, they sting real hard, but in the end they are pretty much harmless. (this is a comparision: don't bring in malaria and what not of tropical illnesses)

      We [...] are a clear and present danger to the free world. Wars have been started for less.

      Of course... However, noone starts a war that he knows he will lose. The world is helpless in the face of US military might. Perhaps it is hard to understand for Americans, but we don't fight when the chances are nil of winning. That's why you call the French cheese-eating surrender monkies, because they surrendered when Germany invaded them back in WWII. This is completely ignoring the facts, that they actually realised that they were overpowered by the might of the Germans and the only sensible thing to do was to surrender.
      Americans wouldn't do that: think "The Alamo".

    6. Re:it makes sence by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Yes, you did... but you also forget that no country (except perhaps China) is capable of even inflicting a tiny scratch to the fortress America. It is too far away, it would cost too much money and you will certainly die while trying.
      And don't come with "since 9/11 everything has changed". It hasn't: invading a country requires an organized army of thousands of men. Terrorism can't organize that without going undetected. Terrorists are like those annoying mosquitos. Yeah, they sting real hard, but in the end they are pretty much harmless. (this is a comparision: don't bring in malaria and what not of tropical illnesses)


      The fortress that is America does not exist. If a single nation decided to declare flat out war, they would do more then make a dent.

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    7. Re:it makes sence by MemoryDragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The funny thing is even if Europe had the ressources to fight sever offensive wars, it in its current state would not, the people are fed up with war and have been fed up with it since WW2 (you need severe reasons to drag the average European into a war, he/she would feel would be justified, Iraq was the classical example of not how to do it).

      On the other hand, Europe is a good buffer zone for the US and always was. Europeans prolly would start to fight tough once they are attacked. Europe in its current state should not be underestimated as a defensive force but as an offencive, forget it. The mentality of the people is not like that.
      Even if there are lots of problems with the transatlantic relations (most are caused by the idiotic Bush government) Europe still is the best ally the US can have against an atlantic coastal attack, most attackers who would try it that way, would get stuck way before, with around 500-800 million people working actively or passively against them und ultimately being stuck in Europe with an unresolvable resistance situation.

      But having Europe attacking the US, there is no way, even if the US was unable to defend itself. Despite all the shoutings and problems, no western European even would get the idea, to attack the "brothers" in the US, although the younger brother currently has a big problem :-) .

    8. Re:it makes sence by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But having Europe attacking the US, there is no way, even if the US was unable to defend itself. Despite all the shoutings and problems, no western European even would get the idea, to attack the "brothers" in the US, although the younger brother currently has a big problem :-) .

      Would your feelings change on the subject if the US decided Iran is attacked? What about Syria? After all why stop at Iraq, don't need to worry about re-election so what the hell.

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    9. Re:it makes sence by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      they would do more then make a dent.

      They may make a dent, but then we would make a crater.

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    10. Re:it makes sence by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Lets leave this aside, Serbia/Kosovo was the perfect example of having justified reasons, but even that was inner european sphere so to say. The other thing is, if Bush really decides to go into other countries, he won't have international support no matter being it Europe or non Europe, given the recent past. So the US congress should be careful of giving another yes to anoter attack war, there will be no support from the outside. There is a huge difference also in international support by fighting an attack war or a defensive war.

    11. Re:it makes sence by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      And that is suppose to comfort you. This world is fucked whilever America in it's present form is a super-power.

    12. Re:it makes sence by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      There is a huge difference also in international support by fighting an attack war or a defensive war.

      Agreed, Iraq was an attack war. A pre-emptive attack war so we were told, but an attack on a sovereign nation that presented no clear and present danger.

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    13. Re:it makes sence by Jrono · · Score: 1

      You know, I just don't think the US will invade Iran, and certainly not Syria. I think the idea with Iraq is for it to become a stable democracy (lots of hard work, this will take a while), and then be an example of some sort to the other countries. Europe has a dialog with Iran, and the US has been trying to make some diplomatic overtures to Iran (the Librarian of Congress recently visited for a cultural exchange). Bush has said he isn't taking anything off the table in regards to action against Iran, but I just don't think he will attack them. I think he is just talking tough, which is generally his style; something along the lines of speak harshly and carry a big stick.

      What I believe will be next for the Bush administration is to help out Tony Blair, in that he wants us to work more with Israel and the Palestinians. With Arafat not doing very well, I bet this will quickly become important to the US government again (the Bush administration just didn't like Arafat).

      Another hot spot is North Korea, but they have been that way for decades. We can't have a war there because then South Korea would cease to exist... That's why our government has been so careful going the diplomatic route.

      Ahh well, at least that's my two cents.

    14. Re:it makes sence by Cpl.+Beowulf · · Score: 1

      There hasn't been a terrorist attack since 9/11, and like a moron swatting hornet's nest chances are this will change.

      The reason there haven't been any major terrorist attacks here in the US since 9/11 is because we are actively disrupting cells and groups.

      Are you so naiive to think that if we immediately pulled out of Afghanistan and Iraq, brought our troops home, that things would stabilize over there and the terrorists would cease all of their plotting against us?

      People need to get this through their heads: These terrorist groups want to wipe us from the face of the earth no matter where our troops are. They want to see you and your family die a horrible death. If we don't take the battle to them, they will bring it to us. Remember that video of Osama and his cronies sitting around laughing and joking about the two towers collapsing? If we pulled all our troops back, those guys would be high-fiving and doing back flips with joy. They would be able to bring all of their money, brain-washed followers, and evil plans to bear on the continental US.

      As it is now, they are back on their heels and scrambling for cover. We need to keep it that way.

      The Army should be there to protect us. The Army is out playing world police.

      If by police you mean trying to make the world a safer and more secure place, then yes, that is exactly what they are doing.

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    15. Re:it makes sence by nyekulturniy · · Score: 1

      This world is fucked whilever America in it's present form is a super-power.

      Russia is recovering from self-inflicted wounds; China is balancing economic and military power; Europe is too divided; India's economy isn't big enough... Can we help it if we're the only large power in town?

      You may complain about American power, but American soliders aren't carting up the art treasures of the Louvre to take to Washington, nor are they rounding up Russian civilians for slave labor. The record's far from perfect, but could be much worse.

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    16. Re:it makes sence by roadrunnerro · · Score: 1

      Serbia/Kosovo was the perfect example of NOT having justified reasons. Either that or it was an example of going after the wrong guys.

    17. Re:it makes sence by TummyX · · Score: 1

      Do you find that pseudo anti-american sophistication of yours comforting?

      Does anyone in Europe worry about the suffering *without* formal declaration of war in Sudan, NK, much of Africa etc etc? Most of Afghnistan isn't worrying about the US anymore and that must chap your ass.

    18. Re:it makes sence by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Does anyone in Europe worry about the suffering *without* formal declaration of war in Sudan, NK, much of Africa etc etc? Most of Afghnistan isn't worrying about the US anymore and that must chap your ass. "

      Actually, a much larger proportion of Europeans are aware of those "conflicts" as opposed to the numbers of Americans that are aware of its own government's involvement abroad. If you were to ask most Americans what the Bush administration has recently done in Venezuela, Haiti, and the Ivory Coast, the overwhelming majority of Americans simply wouldn't be able to tell you.

      In any case, what you're setting up here is a straw man's argument. The original poster didn't even mention Europe. You're putting arguments in his mouth he hasn't even made. I guess you must be proud of yourself, it must be soooo challenging to win arguments against yourself.

    19. Re:it makes sence by Jardine · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sure.... the Canadians and Mexicans were just waiting for you to lower your defenses in order to conquer, plunder and rape defenseless Americans

      Shhhh. Don't tell them the plan.

    20. Re:it makes sence by TummyX · · Score: 1


      Venezuela, Haiti, and the Ivory Coast,


      Funny how those are all ex-European colonies. Have you asked the French what they're up to in the Ivory coast?


      The original poster didn't even mention Europe


      So? Am I not allowed to mention any nouns unless he does? He obviously agrees with the European (except for Poland, Italy and now the Netherlands) position. Whether he is European or not, only he knows I guess.

    21. Re:it makes sence by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      "Funny how those are all ex-European colonies."

      You could have made your point a little more eloquently, but in any case, you're right, noone is disagreeing with you there. And again, the original poster didn't even mention Europe.

      "Have you asked the French what they're up to in the Ivory coast?"

      Exactely, this conflict is one where the French and the Americans are allies.

      "So? Am I not allowed to mention any nouns unless he does? "

      Why so defensive? Who said you were not allowed to mention something? You can continue arguing against yourself for all I care.

      "He obviously agrees with the European (except for Poland, Italy and now the Netherlands) position."

      The European governments have their own reasons for doing things. And again, the original poster didn't even mention Europe. Your stance for the war in Iraq might be the same as the one held by a white supremacist, but that doesn't necessarily make you a white supremacist. Does it?

    22. Re:it makes sence by Snaller · · Score: 1

      But having Europe attacking the US, there is no way, even if the US was unable to defend itself. Despite all the shoutings and problems, no western European even would get the idea, to attack the "brothers" in the US, although the younger brother currently has a big problem :-)

      Don't bet on it - if they don't get a president mindfull of his neighbours then sentiment may slide enough...

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  3. Just wait... by ulpb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Give it a few months and they'll outsource it to India like all the other tech support jobs.

    1. Re:Just wait... by erick99 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      While corporate America likes to outsource overseas, the armed forces do not and they are not likely to allow their contractors to do so either. The last company I worked for handled only military contracts and we couldn't even get clearances for an engineer from India that was in the U.S., much less one that was still in India. For battlefield support, it isn't going to happen.

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    2. Re:Just wait... by thealmightyegg · · Score: 1

      If the military outsourced, wouldn't they want to at least outsource to someone on their side? Then again, most people in the US aren't on their side either...

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    3. Re:Just wait... by Mazem · · Score: 1

      In war outsourcing is known as "building alliances".

    4. Re:Just wait... by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1


      While corporate America likes to outsource overseas, the armed forces do not and they are not likely to allow their contractors to do so either. The last company I worked for handled only military contracts and we couldn't even get clearances for an engineer from India that was in the U.S., much less one that was still in India. For battlefield support, it isn't going to happen.


      How about an Indian engineer who has an American name?

    5. Re:Just wait... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Nooo... that would be how we sell surplus (and outdated) gear. Outsourcing is referred to as "mercenaries for hire", a.k.a. "soldiers of fortune".

    6. Re:Just wait... by eldawg · · Score: 1

      I was waiting for the first dumbass to bring up India and it certainly didn't take long. Congrats, you wear the crown for today!

    7. Re:Just wait... by nyekulturniy · · Score: 1


      How about an Indian engineer who has an American name?


      No, the SF-86 asks for place of birth, family connections, education, and employment.

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  4. The first bridge over the river? by Trackster · · Score: 1

    Is the first bridge over a river the one that sinks deepest into the riverbed?

  5. Wager? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Funny
    Ah, techies rejoice. Just join the military tech support and never again worry that your job might be outsourced to India.

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    1. Re:Wager? by BinBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tech support: Tech support line -- Falluja office. Can I help you?

      Solider: Um... never mind.

    2. Re:Wager? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      I know its bad form to comment on your own comment, but here goes:

      What's next, all our medical records will start being outsour....oh wait...

      *Note to self: That wasn't as funny on the screen as it was in your head.

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    3. Re:Wager? by mouseyMousey · · Score: 5, Funny
      Or:

      support: Hello, tech support; how can I help you?

      soldier: Our tank is down - the radar's out, the tracking and targetting is out and the engine won't start - we're surrounded and the enemy are closing in on us.

      support: I'll just create a ticket for you. you need to use this number every time you contact us about this problem. but only this problem.

      soldier: jeez!

      support: have you tried rebooting your tank?

      soldier: of course we have. It still won't move.

      support: could you try again for me?

      soldier: no, this urgent and it won't make a difference.

      support: okay, ... go to your tank's control panel (you can find it in My Tank(TM)) and double click 'MS KillForeigners Pro' (hopefully you've had the friendly-fire patch applied).

      soldier: it's not there!

      support: are you sure? it should be; it's a standard application. we include it in all builds.

      soldier: it aint there. quick they're getting closer and they have armour peircing weapons.

      support: okay, i'll have to call a contractor because we don't actually support MS KF Pro. He'll be about two hours; he's stuck in traffic near a pub.

      soldier: [blood curdling screams followed by explosion and white noise]

      support: [to self] I hate it when that happens, we've got no way of getting those tickets off the system and it really distorts our performance under the service level agreement.

      [heard from the next cubicle] the person who deals with nuclear weapons is on his lunch break. Have you tried rebooting your intercontinental ballistic missile?

  6. Quality hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Can this structure be safely used after sustaining damage from bombings?"
    Whatever brand of motherboard they're using, I want it.
    1. Re:Quality hardware by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1
      Can this structure be safely used after sustaining damage from bombings?

      A better question might be, "Can this structure be safely used after driving an Abrams tank over it?"

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  7. Doesn't really belong in "IT"... by nz_mincemeat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article states clearly that the support is for engineering type problems.

    Article?!? Wait a minute, this is slashdot after all...

    1. Re:Doesn't really belong in "IT"... by chuckfucter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I couldn't find a better section, science didn't exactly fit, IT was the best fit, think about IT and what it is, information technology, it is in itself, abstract, ergo, I defend the section I submitted to.

    2. Re:Doesn't really belong in "IT"... by nz_mincemeat · · Score: 1

      Wans't really meant to attack your choice of category.

      But look at all those "outsourced to India" memes... funny how many /.ers actually RTFA, or even the writeup itself. :p

  8. ACE. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Wired news writes that soldiers in the battlefield now have their own army of geek advisers whom they can contact whenever they need technical support. "

    Ummm, wouldn't that be the Army Corp. of Engineers?

    1. Re:ACE. by erick99 · · Score: 1
      No, they do not do computer/I.T. Here is their mission statement from their home page:

      The United States Army Corps of Engineers (USACE) is made up of approximately 34,600 civilian and 650 military men and women. Our military and civilian engineers, scientists and other specialists work hand in hand as leaders in engineering and environmental matters. Our diverse workforce of biologists, engineers, geologists, hydrologists, natural resource managers and other professionals meets the demands of changing times and requirements as a vital part of America's Army.

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    2. Re:ACE. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      The stakes are much higher here, with troops asking about the structural integrity of bridges, roads, dams and airfields: Can this structure be safely used after sustaining damage from bombings?

      Where does it say Computers/I.T.?

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    3. Re:ACE. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, if you read the article, they're doing USACE type stuff. Examples given were load-bearing estimates, structural damage estimates, trajectory calculations, etc. Absolutely none of the stuff your average PC geek would do. It seems that when Wired picked up the story they decided that it needed more of a "geek" spin to it. *shrug*

    4. Re:ACE. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So its the same guys that stated "hell yeah it stands after a plane hits it, it was built that way" ? How can a civilian engineer tell if a bridge stands after a bomb hit ? Are there engineers that actually have seen lets say an iraqi rope bridge that has been mortared around 5 times and can tell if it holds a humvee or not ?

    5. Re:ACE. by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 1

      Yeah, load-bearing estimates, structural damage estimates, trajectory calculations aren't very geeky at all...

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      Africus aut Europaeus?
    6. Re:ACE. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Examples given were load-bearing estimates, structural damage estimates, trajectory calculations, etc. Absolutely none of the stuff your average PC geek would do.

      solider> *talking into a radio* my M16 is jammed and the enemy is closing in, what do I do?!
      nerd 1> have you tried installing GNU/linux on it? it never jams.
      nerd 2> Mister, install gentoo. It's the only way to be sure it wont jam again. You have to throw each bullet yourself but-
      nerd 3> *sigh* why would anyone install linux on an M16 while OSX is available for the AK47?

      and so on...

    7. Re:ACE. by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you read the article, they ARE the US Army Corps of Engineers. The Engineering Research and Development Center (ERDC) is a part of the USACE.

      And, they absolutely positively are doing geek things. It's just that for a very small number of people, "geek things" has been coopted to mean "spent the afternooon installing a commerically available water cooling system on my commercially available motherboard."

    8. Re:ACE. by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1
      So its the same guys that stated "hell yeah it stands after a plane hits it, it was built that way"

      Assuming you're talking about the World Trade Center, it should be kept in mind that the design assumption when the buildings was built was that they would sustain an impact from a plane lost, looking for the airport and flying around 100-150 MPH, not deliberately crashed at 5-600.

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    9. Re:ACE. by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 1

      Are there engineers that actually have seen lets say an iraqi rope bridge that has been mortared around 5 times and can tell if it holds a humvee or not ?

      A rope bridge? Do you think Iraq looks like an Indiana Jones set?

  9. I can see it now..... by Vash_066 · · Score: 1, Funny

    In heavy Indian accent... "Thank you for calling the United States Army Tech support line, what is the problem today?" "excuse me i can't understand what your saying..." "I said what seems to be the problem today sir?" "I still can't make that out." "Sir, how can I help you?" "Umm well...OH MY GOD WERE UNDER ATTA....*line goes dead*" yup....how long before someone running for office has this outsourced to save the tax payers money?

    1. Re:I can see it now..... by Lifewish · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Hi, US Army tech support, how can I help?"
      "Ummm, the grenade holder on the front of my computer seems to be broken."
      "..."
      -----------
      "Hi, US Army tech support, how can I help?"
      "Hi, our computer system doesn't seem to be working."
      "Can you first check that it's plugged in properly"
      "Sorry, they bombed our generator and the lights are off"
      "..."
      -----------
      "Hi, US Army tech support, how can I help?"
      "Hi, some of the keys on this computer aren't working"
      "Sounds like you've got sand in the keyboard. Take the keyboard, hold it at 90 degrees to the table and rap it sharply to displace the dust."
      "OK" ***clong***clong***whirr***thud***WHOOSH*** "Um, I think I just bombed Baghdad..."
      "...what kind of computer is this?"
      "It's the control panel for our missile battery"
      "..."

      I predict a massive increase in the Iraq war casualty rate due to techs going postal.

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  10. panasonic toughbooks...!!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Look at the last thumbnail in that article, hes got a panasonic toughbook in his lap

    Damn i've always wanted one of those, looks like another one in the helicopter picture

    I'd always thought the military had some special laptops designed specifically for them, but i guess just like the police in vancouver they use those toughbooks

    1. Re:panasonic toughbooks...!!?! by koniosis · · Score: 2, Informative

      The army uses toughbooks when not on the front line. There ARE special laptops which are horrid to use, have the worst rubber keyboards and impossible to use d-pad mouse controllers and weigh a tonne. They're fairly splash proof and you can drop them as much as you want without a problem. Toughbooks are just not that robust, they're splashproof (sort of) and mostly used on a desk rather than in the field, dropping them isn't adviasble.

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    2. Re:panasonic toughbooks...!!?! by mouseyMousey · · Score: 1

      Slightly OT but, the police in the UK no longer get toughened hardware as it is usually seen as a 'challenge'.

      Ironically normal hardware tends to last longer as nobody tries to find out how high it can bounce and still work.

  11. What happens... by JNighthawk · · Score: 1

    When we start fighting India?

    "No sir, you cannot cross that stream. Yes, I know it looks very shallow but it's actually the ocean. Yes, sir, the ocean."

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    Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'.
    1. Re:What happens... by Troll-a-holic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, attack the only fucking democracy in that whole region that is not seething with militants.

      That's the only stable country around there and they are even pacifists and like the US.

      But no, let's nuke them too so that the whole damn fucking world hates us.

      Brilliant.

  12. Yup this makes sense... NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So has anyone ever seen how long it takes to get a building checked out by a civil engineer and now your telling me people are going to do it over the phone whithout even seeing the damage to the beams?

    1. Re:Yup this makes sense... NOT! by Rostin · · Score: 1

      Thanks for pointing this out. If I had mod points, you'd get 'em. Most people here seem to get their ideas about what real engineers do from Star Trek or McGuyver.

  13. Uhh... by JNighthawk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The world wide left? How about the world wide non-mentally handicapped? Clinton gets a BJ in office and they try to impeach him. At worst, an intern got a lifelong stigma. Bush lied about WMDs in Iraq, leading to the deaths of thousands of US Soldiers and innocent Iraqis and he gets re-elected?

    WHAT THE FUCK?!

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    1. Re:Uhh... by TheKidWho · · Score: 2, Interesting

      16,000 deaths, 7,350 due directly to coalition forces. http://www.iraqbodycount.net/database/

    2. Re:Uhh... by mr_snarf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but lets not go calling the US stupid. The election was fairly close (well, not as close as the last election, so thats a bit odd) so its not like everyone in the US voted for bush.

      And those who voted for bush might not be stupid, or even poorly educated. Lets look at an analogy:

      You are stuck in room with no door and the only way you can observe the outside world is through a tv screen. You have no control over whats displayed on the tv screen. Sure, you might be skeptical, and not believe everything you see on it at first. However, having nothing to compare it to, you may eventually start believing it. After all, whos to say its wrong? The tv keeps saying its independant.

      Ok, pretty stupid analogy which is obvious, but its not always the people's fault. Sure they could go and find some other source of information, but...ok, maybe it is partially their fault :P But...Hrmm, I'm running out of reasons to excuse the US population of immiment world destruction.

      Anyway, I didn't vote. I wasn't allowed to. I couldn't find any information about where to vote in my entire state! (Australia, it is a state of the US right?)

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    3. Re:Uhh... by krymsin01 · · Score: 1
      Here.
      The figure of 100,000 - estimated by extrapolating the surveyed households' death toll to the whole population - is based on "conservative assumptions", notes Les Roberts at Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health, Baltimore, US, who led the study.
      And the 7,350 number was during the major combat phase.
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    4. Re:Uhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Bush lied about WMDs in Iraq

      And you call us mentally handicapped? How can you possibly still believe that?

      Tell Mr. Moore that your brain needs dried since it's had a good washing. If your pal Clinton would've took Osama when Sudan offered him to us we wouldn't be in this mess anyway. It's as sad day when people believe freedom is not worth fighting for.

    5. Re:Uhh... by rohanl · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hundreds of thousands...LOL. Where do you get your numbers, Michael Moore?

      No, the figures come from the well respected medical journal The Lancet

      Here is the article

    6. Re:Uhh... by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The world wide left? How about the world wide non-mentally handicapped? Clinton gets a BJ in office and they try to impeach him. At worst, an intern got a lifelong stigma. Bush lied about WMDs in Iraq, leading to the deaths of thousands of US Soldiers and innocent Iraqis and he gets re-elected?

      It wasn't about the BJ, it was about taking an oath on a bible and saying "I never had sex with that woman". In principle I agree with you, but keep in mind that Kerry lost because of Christian morals. In other words, don't dare lie about a BJ on a bible in America or you'll get burned like a witch.

      Bush lied about WMDs in Iraq, leading to the deaths of thousands of US Soldiers and innocent Iraqis and he gets re-elected?

      Again in principle I agree with you. Imagine trying to find some equipment buried in a place the size of Texas. While I believe Bush flat out lied to the world about the whole Iraq situation it's such a lie that would be difficult to prove either way. These are the best lies as by the time you find out the truth you someone else is in office. So far they have not found any WMDs, but they have found a few 747s. This has got to be a fun job.

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    7. Re:Uhh... by Spaham · · Score: 1

      never forget that Bush Senior is the guy who trained osama ben laden... This is a FACT.

    8. Re:Uhh... by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      But Clinton didn't have sex with that woman - he just cummed in her throat.

      Really? I thought he just cummed on her dress.

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    9. Re:Uhh... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      Those 16000 are deaths accounted for (I presume things like names known, someone reporting it etc). The Lancet figure of 100,000 is based on sampling.

    10. Re:Uhh... by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      ok... Worst use of a fact ever. Let me give you an analogy. Lets say you your brother $5000 now and teach him economics. Your brother is a good guy and you don't mind at all plus he needs to get started with his life. 30 years later your brother becomes the biggest illegal drug dealer on the planet and starts murdering people in drug wars. Was it your fault that you trained your brother in economics and gave him $5000 when he needed it and he used it against everyone?

    11. Re:Uhh... by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      Blame that on clinton, because it was during Clinton's presidency they decided to cut many air force and naval bases and cut army bases too.

  14. Special Skills Draft Information? by IvyMike · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Back in March, the selective service began planning the procedures for a "Speical Skills" draft, which is a hypothetical draft of "Americans with special skills in computers and foreign languages."


    "Talking to the manpower folks at the Department of Defense and others, what came up was that nobody foresees a need for a large conventional draft such as we had in Vietnam," said Richard Flahavan, a spokesman for the Selective Service System. "But they thought that if we have any kind of a draft, it will probably be a special skills draft."

    Just to clarify: they're not talking about actually drafting such workers yet; they just want procedures in place if they do need to do a draft. (This strikes me as somewhat ominous, in spite of their claims that it's a remote possiblity, but that could be my own paranoia.)

    They already have the procedures in place to draft medical workers (up to age 44!) if it ever becomes necessary. The article doesn't say, but I would anticipate that an IT worker draft would have a similar age spread.

    This article was back in March; anybody have any more recent news?

    1. Re:Special Skills Draft Information? by spyfrog · · Score: 1

      Woulnd't that at least mean that all unemployed IT-workers would get something to do?

    2. Re:Special Skills Draft Information? by Anarchofascist · · Score: 1
      ...anybody have any more recent news?

      Yes, in more recent news:

      • Young people didn't bother to vote (again)
      • George got back in
      • The draft is a certainty
      • Geeks are wanted
      • Geeks are screwed
      ...and those of us lucky enough to be outside the US and not a citizen of a country the US wants to bomb are quoting G.B.Shaw: "Democracy is a device that ensures [the US] shall be governed no better than [it] deserve."

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      Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up with our American dead!
    3. Re:Special Skills Draft Information? by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1
      You also forgot:

      • The election was fair this time, so blame your damn neighbors, not Bush


      Seriously, I didn't vote because of this shit and in some ways, I really wish people like you would go away. I'd like to have, well, you know, a nice relaxing conversation about something slightly more significant than how much GWB's last bowel movement weighed.

      I mean, don't you people have more important things, like alien sightings and black helicopters to talk about?
    4. Re:Special Skills Draft Information? by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

      Before you label me as a troll, the only confirmed truth that the GP posted was that GWB was re-elected. Everything else is little more than random speculation, weighing on words.

      It's just kind of sad that people want a fair election but that all goes out the window when the person they wanted elected didn't win, and fairly at that.

    5. Re:Special Skills Draft Information? by miltimj · · Score: 1

      So what I'm curious about (and have been wondering from the beginning), is how the president is supposedly supportive of the draft?

      Especially considering only democrats support the proposal...?!?

      Bill in the senate: S.89
      Supporter(s):
      Sen Fritz Hollings (DFL)

      Bill in the house: H.R.163
      Supporter(s):
      Rep Abercrombie, Neil [HI-1] - 1/7/2003 (DFL)
      Rep Brown, Corrine [FL-3] - 1/28/2003 (DFL)
      Rep Christensen, Donna M. [VI] - 5/19/2004 (DFL)
      Rep Clay, Wm. Lacy [MO-1] - 1/28/2003 (DFL)
      Rep Conyers, John, Jr. [MI-14] - 1/7/2003 (DFL)
      Rep Cummings, Elijah E. [MD-7] - 1/28/2003 (DFL)
      Rep Hastings, Alcee L. [FL-23] - 1/28/2003 (DFL)
      Rep Jackson, Jesse L., Jr. [IL-2] - 7/21/2004 (DFL)
      Rep Jackson-Lee, Sheila [TX-18] - 1/28/2003 (DFL)
      Rep Lewis, John [GA-5] - 1/7/2003 (DFL)
      Rep McDermott, Jim [WA-7] - 1/7/2003 (DFL)
      Rep Moran, James P. [VA-8] - 1/28/2003 (DFL)
      Rep Stark, Fortney Pete [CA-13] - 1/7/2003 (DFL)
      Rep Velazquez, Nydia M. [NY-12] - 1/28/2003 (DFL)
      So again, please tell me how President Bush (or any Republican for that matter) is linked to reinstating conscription?

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    6. Re:Special Skills Draft Information? by Anarchofascist · · Score: 1
      I didn't vote because of this shit...


      That's right, it's all just too hard, just lay back and enjoy your free Iraq working holiday.

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    7. Re:Special Skills Draft Information? by Anarchofascist · · Score: 1
      So again, please tell me how President Bush (or any Republican for that matter) is linked to reinstating conscription?


      He started an unnecessary war, which seriously depleted US military manpower.

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      Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up with our American dead!
    8. Re:Special Skills Draft Information? by sysadmn · · Score: 1

      They have all sorts of plans for weird things like that. That's what armies (and other bureacracies) do when they're not busy: plan and train. Some Major asks himself, "What if we had a sudden demand for morticians?", then creates an "Emergency Mortician Accession Plan", then tries to get promoted for averting a mortician shortage.

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  15. I wanna hear about the REAL IT work by Travoltus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    such as what they're doing in the areas of signal security and preventing interceptions/jamming of transmissions on the battlefield. How do they authenticate who's talking to who? How do they keep the enemy from listening in?

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    1. Re:I wanna hear about the REAL IT work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, this is from 1991.

      The military's "combat cell phone" system is called MSE, Mobile Subscriber Equipment. It's kind of slick. Its all digital. There's a little box that's plugged into the phone that has crypto keys in it. The same keygen box plugs into...

      SINCGARS, the standard digital tactical field radio of the US military, which uses digital spread-spectrum frequency hopping. The key box is used not only to supply the various keys for encrypting, authenticating and decrypting signals, but also for salting the RNG for the freq hopping algorithm. SINCGARS is also used by Air Force FACs and CAS units to communicate with ground units.

      SINCGARS is used by EVERYONE in the US military.

      Above that, they have various satellite, VHF and UHF radio systems, etc. (TRITAC comes to mind, used for Division-Corps-Army comms).

      Military fascimile machines may be slow, but their data streams are encrypted also.

      The Signal Officers are in charge of keeping track of all the crypto boxes, distributing code books, etc. for the units they're attached to.

      Brigade and Division HQ units have signals units associated with them.

      But this is all from 1991 when I was a 2LT at SOBC, Ft. Gordon, GA.

      I'm sure some of the Jane's books have more details.

    2. Re:I wanna hear about the REAL IT work by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Problem is most of that is classified so you can't get much info. The military fully believes in security through obscurity since they know, form experience, that knwoledge of how an enemy system works gives you a great starting point ot jam/crack/destroy/whatever it.

    3. Re:I wanna hear about the REAL IT work by koniosis · · Score: 1

      You'll never get told about this on a slashdot post, everyone who knows about this will be under the official secrets act.

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    4. Re:I wanna hear about the REAL IT work by koniosis · · Score: 1

      Wrong Wrong Wrong. Take the opposite of your reply and you're close to the truth

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    5. Re:I wanna hear about the REAL IT work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I work for the US DOD in the area of communications. Most of the techniques and communications architectures are unclassified. To prevent intercept you usually use a spread spectrum type system (freq. hopping or even better something direct sequence - read CDMA). Also some sytems have beam shaping antennas. Typically you assume most comm is interceptable so everything is encrypted - even the military IFF system uses encryption for positive ID.

      The system I work on, Link 16, is frequency hopped - faster than you can imagine at 1GHz and 200W, and the signal has both TRANSEC (CDMA and other measures) and COMSEC applied. Beyond that the information is very redundant with lots of error correction encoding.

      The US military recognizes that battlefield information is one of the things that gives US forces a huge advantage. The "problem" of intercept and jamming is accounted for. I have seen sytems that have plenty of power and antenna gain yet operate at incredibly slow data rates to ensure the information gets through.

    6. Re:I wanna hear about the REAL IT work by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      How? They speak English with heavy slang and an American accent.

      That's why they're so worried about American traitors.

    7. Re:I wanna hear about the REAL IT work by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

      The first step they take is not to tell everyone else what steps they're taking to prevent it.

      Security through obscurity isn't good exclusively, but it provides an additional barrier to entry. The less we know, the better things are for them.

      --Dan

    8. Re:I wanna hear about the REAL IT work by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

      Funny you should ask... That's what my work involves, turning all the tech/troubleshooting manuals into XML. (it's a tough job at the start, you should see the womnky, typo-ridden souce)

      The guys in the closest support areas have access to state-of-the-art test gear. Ground-based, air-based 'quick-look' radar, ECCM stuff (electronic counter-counter measures), anti-sniper radar, you name it.The kids can do a lot of work, before getting close to 'shipping it back'.

      I'm not a 'war-guy', and have negative feelings about where they're at, but the kids didn't choose their battles, neither did the military, itself. But aside from the fact that a 'basic' military education may not be harvard-enough for some folks, there are some bright folks in the military, don't kid yourself.

      If I was in a life-and-D jam, I'd take a military kid with a basic education, with his own integrity, next to me, rather than a low-C slacker like the Commander-in-Chief...any day of the week.

      The 'geeky' guys and ladies I work with all feel pretty much the same. We put aside our feelings about the politicians, and think of the kids out there... and try to get it right.

  16. "Now has?" They've been there all along by poptones · · Score: 5, Interesting

    These are the same folks who designed most of the dams under the TVA. They designed the steel mesh "tires" on the MOON ROVER, for pete's sake! I'm 40 years old and even I was a kid when that was happening.

    It's a way cool place to tour if you're in the area. Don't know if they still have the hangar-size scale model of the san francisco bay but if they don't there's sure to be something equally impressive occupying that space.

    1. Re:"Now has?" They've been there all along by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      My father was an Army geek, actually a Ph.D. in materials science. He had the job of analyzing equipment failures such as when LAWS rockets blew up during the launch process making them very unpopular with the end user.

      The most famous such geek was Archimedes who did things like set Roman sails on fire by focussing reflected sunlight on them during the siege of Syracuse.

  17. Open Source and Military abuse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This might be a bit OT here but whenever I read some /. article and Military or Army in the Subject then it scares and worries me. I am worried that my work (contribution and efforts) on Open Source and Free Software is being abused by the Military / Army for hightech equipment which helps killing other people. This indirectly makes me a supporter of an organization.

    To be more concrete, I am a muslim citicen and thus grown up. I also do work on Open source and Free Software projects as many other people over this world do. By knowing that the Military or Army uses my Software or parts/code of it for their technological equipment such as Radar, Rocket, or Equipment Systems is scary for me. Knowing that this material is being used to kill my own people in other muslim countries.

    I would really like to vote for a new way of thinking in this direction whether Open Source and Free Software should be abused in such a way. Supporting the War machinery that causes pain and disaster to other human beings is not supportive.

    1. Re:Open Source and Military abuse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, your work could be used by ANYONE for nefarious purposes, and you'll never know about it. Does it matter if it's the US Army, or Osama Bin Laden, or some drug cartel in Colombia, an organized crime ring in Italy or Russia, any government entity to help oppress and control its citizens, etc.?

      If it means anything to you, there is at least one Congressional Medal of Honor recipient who was a Conscientious Objector, and served the military as a field medic. At some level he decided that helping his fellow soldiers live to go home was of some merit, as long as he wasn't actually pulling the trigger.

    2. Re:Open Source and Military abuse! by rale,+the · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Is this a joke? If you don't want a piece of code you wrote to be used in a certain way, then license it in a way that takes that into consideration. Of course, at that point, its no longer "free and open", its "free unless i don't like what you're doing". If you actually submit code to larger projects, where you don't have control over the licensing, well... too damn bad. Either don't give it away for free, or live with it. Nothing is being 'abused' here, but hey, thats common sense, and your post smells more like a troll then that of a real, concerned programmer who submits to open source projects.

    3. Re:Open Source and Military abuse! by jlanthripp · · Score: 5, Interesting
      If it means anything to you, there is at least one Congressional Medal of Honor recipient who was a Conscientious Objector, and served the military as a field medic. At some level he decided that helping his fellow soldiers live to go home was of some merit, as long as he wasn't actually pulling the trigger.

      Desmond Doss, a medic and Conscientious Objector from Rising Fawn, Georgia, received the Medal of Honor on 12 October 1945 for actions on 5 May 1945 at the Maeda Escarpment, Okinawa with Company B of the 77th Infantry Division. He disregarded heavy enemy fire and lowered between 50 and 100 (Doss claimed it couldn't have been more than 50, while the men of his unit said it was 100) wounded men down the escarpment on a rope, using a tree stump as a pulley.

      He was wounded twice on 21 May 1945. The first wound was received when he stepped on a grenade that had been thrown into the foxhole he shared with 3 other men. The second wound, a bullet to his arm, was received as he helped another wounded soldier to safety.

      He also received a Bronze Star for actions at Leyte earlier in the war.

      PFC Doss went on to donate his $100/month MoH stipend to the Civilian Defense Rescue Service of Walker County, Georgia.

      BTW, I live in Walker County, Georgia and had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Doss a few years back. I had to shout into his hearing aid for him to hear me. You'll never meet a nicer man.

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      "Alcohol, Tobacco, & Firearms" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
    4. Re:Open Source and Military abuse! by jlanthripp · · Score: 1

      Oops, I missed something....Mr. Doss was with Company B, 1st Battalion, 307th Infantry Regiment, 77th Infantry Division....the 77th Infantry Division had a lot of Company B's...

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    5. Re:Open Source and Military abuse! by legirons · · Score: 1

      "If you don't want a piece of code you wrote to be used in a certain way, then license it in a way that takes that into consideration."

      Military... observing software licenses... nice one!

      Thing is, everyone in a vaguely "secure" workplace knows that neither the BSA nor the FSF, will ever be able to audit them for illegal software. Given that, what chance is there that any military user gives a shit about what the software author wants or what the license says?

    6. Re:Open Source and Military abuse! by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      I've had the pleasue of meeting one man who had been awarded the MoH - very humble guy (can't remember his name - years ago when I was a kid)

      From what I understand, MANY, if not most people who have been awarded the MoH feel that they didn't deserve it, and are typically quite humble about it

      BTW for those lurking - you don't WIN the MoH, you are awarded it

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  18. Outsourcing IS actually possible by tehanu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A lot of people have made comments about the possibility of this being outsourced. While most of the comments are meant to be funny, I think it is definitely possible that it could be outsourced. Remember that the philosophy of Bush and Rumsfeld et al. is that the US army should be *small* and practically every function of the US army that doesn't involve holding a gun and shooting should be outsourced (mainly to private US companies like Halliburton). Actually, considering that even some US government staff in Iraq are guarded by private guards, even holding a gun and shooting is outsourced to some degree. I've read articles that said that in the first Gulf War something like 1 in 100 of the people working for the US army were private contractors, but in the second Gulf War, something like 1 in 10 are from private (US) companies. As events in Iraq show, even things like interrogation of prisoners is conducted by private contractors.

    Of course a major problem with this is that you can't order engineers from a private company to go out under fire to fix a bridge/power plant etc. while you can with army engineers. The other major problem is who will punish private contractors who say torture prisoners or accidentally (or even deliberately) kill or injure civilians. If they are in the army they could be investigated and court-martialed, but I think for private contractors it is much murkier. I think the general rule is that they are under the rules of the local government, but well, in a lot of these places, local government is hardly existent or very corrupt.

    1. Re:Outsourcing IS actually possible by Bastian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If we're talking small government in terms of decreased spending, then Halliburton is a terrible example. I fail to see how handing a cost-plus contract to a company without any bidding process whatsoever is a good way to save money. It may sound good in theory, but in practise I imagine that it's a lot like giving some random guy a blank check to go get you some beer instead of walking to the store yourself.

    2. Re:Outsourcing IS actually possible by tehanu · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. I just wanted to point out that outsourcing is not only possible, but with this administration it is also very likely (though given their track record, I'd doubt that they'd be able to do it very competently...). I got the idea from the jokes people were making about India and China that they had the idea that outsourcing these types of jobs was not very likely.

  19. Re:Oh Goodie by krymsin01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Over how many years?

    America killed at least 100,000 in 2 years. I'd be willing to say America has the higher rate of killing Iraqi civillians.

    Yeah, that's called PROGRESS!

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  20. Re:Oh Goodie by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Over how many years?

    Who gives a damn? The guy used nerve gas on his own city, pushed little kids out of helicopters, randomly terrorized his people with the police force, turned a blind eye to his kids raping women, and a lot of other crap that the body count just doesn't do justice to!

    America killed at least 100,000 in 2 years. I'd be willing to say America has the higher rate of killing Iraqi civillians.

    Listen up, you sanctimonious son of a bitch: The US troops aren't killing people. The remnants of Saddam's forces are. Just like they've done for the last two DECADES. Only now, assholes like you blame it on people like my brother who are PROTECTING people over there. He nearly lost his life protecting Iraqis on MANY occasions. And you know what? The IRAQIS are THANKFUL he's there. In fact, civilian support is one of the few things that keeps him alive.

    So get off your GODDAMN high horse, and recognize that the US has actually DONE A GOOD THING. You can argue with the reasons for starting the war, but don't you DARE blame deaths caused by Saddam's regime on our troops.

    Ok moderators, I've said my peace. Do your worst. :-/

  21. Hmm by pmc255 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Rather than have these "geek consultants" off site and ready for call-in support, why not just train soldiers with engineering backgrounds? I think a geek with technical prowess coupled with decent physical training under his/her belt would r0x0r anyone's b0x0rs :D

    1. Re:Hmm by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hands up all geeks who would like to leave their well-earning tech job, friends, family, girlfriend/wife, Quake and decent INTERNET connection to go work in a random country with no re-spawn points, a crappy salary and bullets flying at you from both sides?

      "You will give your rifle a girls name, because this is the only pussy you are gonna get!"

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    2. Re:Hmm by goon+america · · Score: 1

      "You will give your rifle a girls name, because this is the only pussy you are gonna get!"

      Can you get the internet on these rifles?

    3. Re:Hmm by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      It has basic packet-networking ability, but incoming packets are often deadly...

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  22. Re:Oh Goodie by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

    You don't know how many times Ive had to throw that at people. It sickens me when people say that Americans killed 100,000 people.

  23. Re:Oh Goodie by superpulpsicle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know I see posts like this EVERY DAY. The guy on the other side of the spectrum who is saying "US troops don't belong" are actually doing your brother a favor.

    The more heroic you make the troops, the more righteous it becomes for the administration to send more people down there. It's just better to tell them all they don't belong, so they can all come home.

    If you think there will be less terrorists when U.S troops leave the region, you are crazy. We all respect the troops no doubt. But let's face it, we just made 10x more enemies.

  24. Re:Oh Goodie by TheKidWho · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hey dumbass he isn't jumping to conclusions, his brother is in Iraq for god's sake... And maybe you didn't read what he said, but US troops arent going in Iraq with the intention of killing civilians, nor are they bombing them. He was also saying that the VAST MAJORITY of those 100,000 deaths where from Iraqi militants and not from US troops. Even better, show me some statistics, how many were killed by US troops directly/indirectly then show me how many were killed by Insurgents directly/indirectly. Until you do that, please stop the BS.

  25. good angle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Nice to see that Slashdot found the cool geek angle to the wholesale murder of civilians. But will the apache helicopters bombing faluja be running linux? Well done nerds.

  26. ACTually by poptones · · Score: 1
    No, the average geek never does stuff like calculating trajectories or structural damage estimates...

  27. Background checkl? by jgardn · · Score: 1, Informative

    You may not know of this, but there is something called a "background check". They go and visit all the people you've met for the past ten years of your life and interview them. They peruse records you don't even know that exist. They tap your phones, watch your email, know when and what you are doing at all times.

    I'm sorry, but you can't slip through this unless you are bona fide an American citizen who has never said anything bad about the country and has never associated with those who have.

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    1. Re:Background checkl? by cranos · · Score: 1

      Sorry just to reply to your sig, option 1 is like trying to bail out a boat with a vegetable strainer, it just ain't going to work, being that by killing terrorists you generally create more. Now discrediting the terrorists with their core support groups would work a hell of a lot better and would generally be more well recieved than pounding a town into dust.

    2. Re:Background checkl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've been interviewed as part of background checks for friends, and they are really quite lame. No, they don't talk to everyone you've met in the last 10 years. No, they don't have s3kr3t information about you that they research. And I very much doubt (based on what I've seen) that they tap phones or read email (except perhaps your official work email).

      Basically, they interview your neighbors and ask you for a list of friends. Then they interview a few of your friends.

      Questions were like:
      - How long have you known him?
      - Does he do drugs?

      And my favorite:
      - Would you trust him with the fate of the Country?

      To that one I said "as much as I'd trust anyone", while thinking "which is not very much".

      By the way, this particular friend is a left-wing pot smoking stoner. And yep... he got his Top Secret clearance.

  28. Re:Oh Goodie by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

    Now tell me how many would have been killed if Saddam was still in power these past 2 years.

  29. Re:Oh Goodie by Dionysus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who gives a damn? The guy used nerve gas on his own city, pushed little kids out of helicopters, randomly terrorized his people with the police force, turned a blind eye to his kids raping women, and a lot of other crap that the body count just doesn't do justice to!

    And all that was OK as long as Saddam was Washington's little puppetman. As soon as the puppet didn't follow its master, then suddenly he became the most evil man after Hitler.

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  30. oh.my.god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thanks for calling the USMC technical support line.
    If you have been shot, press "1".
    If you have been bayoneted, press "2".
    If you want to shoot someone else, press "3".
    If you want to talk to a human being, a real nerdy type, the type you jock military type assholes used to bully in high school then you can kiss my safe, bunkered, hairy corn-fed ass. Yeah, not so clever now are you? Right, now Ive got your attention, lets talk about that wedgy you gave me in sixth grade...

    1. Re:oh.my.god. by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      hey now, I'm a TANKER and I consider myself quite a geek.

    2. Re:oh.my.god. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      hey now, I'm a TANKER and I consider myself quite a geek.

      Heh. At least you're not eleven bravo. I was a 98C (inteligence analyst/translator) deployed "up front" with the 11B's in the 101st AB. Some of those guys were in dire need of tech support, if you know what I mean.

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    3. Re:oh.my.god. by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      yeah, you need, what, a 32 AFQT to be 11B? The stupidest people get the guns, I guess. A buddy of mine in the 82nd AB almost threw a landmine in a trash compactor.

    4. Re:oh.my.god. by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      [shrug] I was an 11B because I wanted to be. I knew some pretty dumb guys in the infantry, but also some really smart ones.

      'Course, as soon as I could I re-upped as an Air Force medic, because I decided I really liked life's little luxuries such as taking hot showers and eating my meals off a plate. But those two years I spent as a grunt were valuable, and a lot of the REMFs I worked with in the AF could have benefited greatly from the experience. You don't really understand what the service is for until you've seen it from a foxhole, IMO.

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    5. Re:oh.my.god. by phoebusQ · · Score: 1

      Heh heh, I'm an 11B, and my AFQT was a 99...not all of us are idiots! Of course, I also have a B.S. in CS and a B.S. in Physics...

    6. Re:oh.my.god. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Heh heh, I'm an 11B, and my AFQT was a 99...not all of us are idiots! Of course, I also have a B.S. in CS and a B.S. in Physics...

      Heh. You're lucky you figured it out before joining. After I'd been in a year or so I figured out that I wished I'd gone 11B (or ANYTHING combat arms). It took me another year to claw my way from a REMF in Class B's most of the time (Signal Intelligence Analyst/Russian translator-- chairborne all the way!) to an Air Assault qualified Tactical Intelligence Analyst with the 101st Airborne. That's where all the FUN is! My god, that strategic job was draining my will to live.

      Of course then suddenly it was August 1990 and I spent half a year washing grit out of my mouth and eating MREs. Ugh. Memorable, but ugh.

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  31. Re:Oh Goodie by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

    That sucks in contrast to the US, well.. you see, saddam did take almost 10 years to do that.

    OTOH, Bush himself probably has the blood of 100,000 on his hands in just 2 years.

  32. Re:Oh Goodie by krymsin01 · · Score: 1

    Ok, fine.

    During Sadam's 8,000 day rule in power, ke killed around 600,000 people. That works out to 75 people killed per day.

    So for two years, the number of civilian deaths (assuming he kept at the same rate) would be 54,750. Which is slightly more than half of 100,000.

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  33. Re:Oh Goodie by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

    http://www.iraqbodycount.net/database/ now compare it to if that many people would have died BTW, even if the 100,000 people numbers are true, you should realize that they also said they took into account natural deaths. And People Die yearly, thousands do naturally.

  34. Re:why make this info so public? by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

    It's on wired for god's sake!

    If an iraqi fighter DOES give that order like you said.. then.. well, the US has superior tanks and planes don't they?

    Slashdot is just helping to remove the imbals and hax from this war! We are still doing a good thing!

  35. Re:FUCK YOU AMERICA by CrashPoint · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Fifty-one percent hardly qualifies as a "smashing victory".

    Mind you, you're still right about the entertainment value of liberal histrionics. Every bit as funny as the antics of conservatives during the Clinton administration.

    That's all that liberals and conservatives are really good for anyway.

  36. Re:Oh Goodie by krymsin01 · · Score: 1

    IBC takes its data from major news networks, read their methodology page. The major new networks get their data from the military largely. The military is not obligated to report civilian death and under Colin Powel they have obscured the true count.

    By the way, IBC also has stated that "the spreading violence in Iraq, which has made it all but impossible for journalists to move around safely, has undermined its method." source

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  37. Re:It's called AWACS by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 4, Informative

    "MOAB penetrates deep underground"

    Massive Ordinance AERIAL Burst.

    Most of the rest of what you've said, the AWACS thing with facial recognition, is a bunch of fake shit too.

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  38. To expound on your point by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    The US has plenty of defences on it's own soil, at least for any kind of real threat. As you mention, Canada and Mexico are no threat. Canada is the US's largest trade partner (and vice versa). Both Mexico and Canada have nothing to gain and everything to lose from attacking the US. The US will step up to defend either from an attack, and even both combine do not have a military force that poses any kind of serious threat. Never mind that the three nations are on very good terms (you don't usually even need a passport at the borders).

    So where does that leave attacks from? The ocean. Well there's a big problem with trying that: the US satalites, radar, etc will notice your force. You then get to play with one or more carrier fleets and a whole mess of attack submarines. There is just no nation that could realisticly expect to get a force across the ocean without it being sunk. Russia would probably have the best chance, but even then it's doubtful.

    Then, even if you could get near the coast, you have the Air Guard and Coast Guard to cope with. They are not an insignificant force, especially given the US's excellent planes and information capabilities.

    Also, this all ignores the real issue that the US has a ton of global range, extremely high-yield nuclear weapons. There are tons of missles with global range, as well as bombs that can be stuck on B2s (also global range). Any serious attempt to invade the US would result in massive retaliation.

    At this point, a direct conventional military attack against the US is a non-issue, even ignoring the treaties with other nations. There just isn't a nation that has the ability to do it, much less stands to gain anything from doing it.

    Any attack against the US is likely to be a terror-type attack: A few people using whatever they can sumggle in or get their hands on to cause as much damage as possible. Unfortunately, the military can't do anything about that in the US itself. They don't patrol the streets normally, or participate in investigations.

    It's certianly arguable if the US should be out fighting wars in other nations, but it's not like that is a worry for hte US being invaded.

    1. Re:To expound on your point by Jardine · · Score: 1

      Never mind that the three nations are on very good terms (you don't usually even need a passport at the borders).

      I'm a Canadian and I have never owned a passport. The most I've ever been asked for when crossing the border to the US is a birth certificate. As a child I remember being waved through after a few standard questions with no one being asked for any identification.

      I've also been told that Canadians (and possibly Mexicans) are now the only people who can enter the US without being fingerprinted.

  39. Re:FUCK YOU AMERICA by October_30th · · Score: 1
    one of the most entertaining byproducts of Bush's smashing victory has been watching the worldwide Left come unhinged. Anyone remember the exploding heads from Scanners? That is where the fruit cakes are heading.

    Hehe. Although I am rather a left-leaning European who's severely disappointed by the results (I want back the USA I liked!), I found your post most entertaining. Maybe it's because I do have colleagues, who did come unhinged at work the next day... Anyway, thanks for the chuckle.

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  40. Re:It's called AWACS by kfg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We have these "tools" as our bargaining chips. "I'll see your nuclear program and raise you certain death if you fail to meet our demands of disarmament. Worse, we'll capture you and parade you before the world, and then hold a trial where you are convicted and executed. You can drop out of this game now, or you can try to raise the bet, or you can call."

    Carthago delenda est.

    KFG

  41. Re:Oh Goodie by Canberra+Bob · · Score: 3, Funny

    Youre ignoring the main point - Saddam was behind Sept 11 ;)

  42. Re:It's called AWACS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Two ways to end the war: (1) Kill all terrorists. (2) Convert to Islam. Unfortunately, diplomacy is not a part of either

    You, sir, are an idiot.

    The KKK are to christianity what these 'muslim terrorists' are to islam.

    "Hang on Bubbah, that may be a black church, but it's a _christian_ black church, better not burn it".

    As for killing all the terorrists:
    Terrorists hide among the civilians
    Killing terrorists means 'collateral damage'
    Having your brother/father/mother/neighbour killed by the 'great Satan USA' is about the best recruiting tool there is for terrorists!

    You are part of the problem. Please stop.

  43. Re:Oh Goodie by mouseyMousey · · Score: 1
    I believe your friend, Saddam Hussein, the one you cry crocodile tears over, killed over 300,000 Iraqi women and children all by himself.

    I seem to remember he had plenty of help from the world's arms dealing community

  44. Re:Oh Goodie by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1


    So when those US jets are dropping ordinance in Falluja (A city with a 300K people), the bombs are designed to exclusively home in on insurgents or not blow up when noncombatants are in its blast radius?

    Sure. (Dumbass.)

    And when multinational corporate news networks report that soldiers shot up the occupants of a car at a checkpoint, that's a flat out lie? Or do those dead civilians not count?

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  45. Re:It's called AWACS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Carthage must be destroyed!", ever heard of Google?

    lupus est homo homini

  46. More by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1
    "Your call is very important to us.

    Please hold

    ...

    Thank you for waiting. All our technicians are helping other customers, but your call is important to us.

    ...

    Hello, Internet Tech support. This is -- *CLICK*

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  47. Combat engineers / Corps of Engineers by BrotherZeoff · · Score: 3, Informative

    As a former Army Engineer officer, and former structural engineer, I'm a little skeptical of this article.

    Engineer units and officers, who are already organic to Battalion (500ish troops) and above, are trained to do this sort of thing (bridge load surveys). For very complicated structures, I can see a need to contact a consultant "in garrison" somewhere who can do a more advanced structural model, but I'd think that would be quite the exception.

    I think the article is misleading. The Army has had to evaluate the strength of existing bridges for years--since WWI or before--and has trained and integrated units and leaders with the capability to do so. Before 2004, tank commanders didn't just guess about whether a given friendly or enemy bridge would hold their vehicle.

  48. Re:It's called AWACS by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    The radar is so powerful and the computers onboard so good that they identify every object on the ground.. I hear rumors that they can read newspapers lying on the ground

    You expect me to believe that they can discern newsprint using radar?

  49. You nave foreigners! by Chriscypher · · Score: 1

    Protect us from who, you ask?!

    Terrorists blend into the very fabric of our society, spreading their atheistic dogma which undermines the sanctity of marriage and murdering of our babies.

    The only fairly reliable way to smoke them out is to hold an election and watch for Kerry signs in their yards. These blimps will help locate those signs.

    Oh, we'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!

    .

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  50. Re:FUCK YOU AMERICA by goon+america · · Score: 1

    Mind you, you're still right about the entertainment value of liberal histrionics. Every bit as funny as the antics of conservatives during the Clinton administration. That's all that liberals and conservatives are really good for anyway.

    Ha, ha, remember when Clinton lied about sex? That was pretty funny when the conservatives went into hysterics over it and it was funny when they couldn't understand why the rest of the country didn't give a shit.

    Ha, ha, remember when Bush lied about war? That was pretty funny when the liberals went into hysterics over it and it was funny when they couldn't understand why the rest of the country didn't give a shit.

  51. Yes, I'm sure that's a reliablle website. by Cobalt+Jacket · · Score: 1

    Or not.

  52. It seems like a work for... by octal666 · · Score: 1

    the Bastard Operator From Hell, and a full new bunch of front war stories.

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  53. I think we've found the one tech job... by Spatula+Sam · · Score: 1

    that's not in danger of being outsourced to our friends in foreign lands...

  54. Re:Oh Goodie by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

    Says the western jackass who'd cry without the low-cost conveniences that the cheap oil economy provides.

    The problem with people like you caught up in idealology is that you don't think of the big picture. You'd be selling apples on the street if the US pulled out of the middle east. And your precious arab children would be living under an fundamentalist theocracy.

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  55. Oh great. by IainMH · · Score: 1

    Brave men an women out there need help and they get these guys.

  56. Re:It's called AWACS by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. :-)

  57. Re:The US army by kidgenius · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Notice how as the armies of the world get more advanced and better weapons, that certain tactics that were used in the past that killed many more innocents, are no longer used. Take carpet bombing for example. How many times, during previous wars, have certain areas been bombed, with thousands of pieces of ordinance, with no regard as to where the individual bombs fell? Now, we have smart weapons that can take out one specific building, with minimal impact to the surrounding area. Yes, there are times that the intelligence is incorrect and the wrong building is targeted, and innocents die. BUT, there are far fewer innocents being killed nowadays, then in the days of past. Also, I would recon that more innocents have been killed by their own people (i.e. suicide bombers) than have been killed by the US military.

  58. Re:Oh Goodie by aussie_a · · Score: 1

    Your precious OIL is not worth ONE childs life

    of course not, it's worth at least two.

  59. Re:self righteous by Hatta · · Score: 1

    But hating soldiers or people who work for the government indicates an immature view of human society.

    Those who implement evil policies are just as bad as those who make them. Every man has a conscience for a reason, and refusing to use it because your boss tells you not to is not an excuse. It didn't work in Nuremburg, nor should it work anywhere else.

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  60. Blogs? by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1

    Listen up, you sanctimonious son of a bitch: The US troops aren't killing people. The remnants of Saddam's forces are. Just like they've done for the last two DECADES. Only now, assholes like you blame it on people like my brother who are PROTECTING people over there. He nearly lost his life protecting Iraqis on MANY occasions. And you know what? The IRAQIS are THANKFUL he's there. In fact, civilian support is one of the few things that keeps him alive.

    I am curious about the civilian support. I have seen at least a half dozen blogs from Iraqi civilians, all of them have been very critical of the bush administration (one is even mentioned in another reply to your post). Bush has won, the plans aren't going to change becasue of what I think, or say at this point, but I would like to feel better about what is going on.

    I know you Batman, we have had constructivly discussed desagreements on /. at least 3 times. I have come to trust you as someone who I don't always agree with, but is reasonable, and can explain his positions. I wouldn't ask most people this, but...

    Are any Iraqis who support the US mission in Iraq blogging?

    As it is right now, all evidence leaving the country of through channels other than the US military and western journalists seems to indicate that Iraqis are very critical of the occupation/liberation/whatever you want to call it.

    I would like a different point of view, I want to read first hand opinions that support what you, and many other relatives of troops say.

    Thanks,
    TamMan2000

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    1. Re:Blogs? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I wasn't going to respond to any posts, but your request is reasonable enough. I've actually had the opposite experience of yourself, finding that most Iraqi bloggers have been positive about the war. Here's a few I was able to dig up:

      Healing Iraq

      Road of a Nation

      this is indeed important for me ,not only for me but I thing for all Iraqis and free people in the world ,I strongly support GWB ,this man I very admirer ,is a very brave man ,and he is always keeping his promises and words ,and fight evil every where ,and what he did for me and my family ,is something we will never forget ,he free us from the evil and torch of the murder ,that roles us with fire and kill .

      Iraq & Iraqi`s

      I have come back from Basra yesterday, filled with happiness about the American election result which I stayed awake all night to follow for the first time of my life.

      And also I hear the news of many other countries helping with what ever they can with rebuilding Iraq and that's not a jock or a lie, because I saw with my own eyes the warehouse where the equipments and tools and materials sent to Iraq for rebuilding it by those countries, an unbelievable stock of every thing, thousands of police cars, hundreds of army vehicles thousands of sealed containers, electricity transformers and many thing I don't know what is it and it was by a coincidence when I had to visit the warehouse for some business actually to supply them with employees with different qualifications hundreds of them with the condition that they should be Iraqis, because these countries are trying to solve unemployment problem as well. I even told my friend who was with me in that visit "if all Iraqis knew about the things stocked and happening here they will stop complaining and they will have enough patience to wait for the better days to come.

      Dear Raed

      On the long list of things that I have not seen or experienced before the fall of Saddam I can now add a new item, Eid al-Ghadeer. Happy Eid al-Ghadeer to you all.

      Iraq the Model

      It's another sad day here in Iraq..
      The terrorists have resumed their evil plans as we expected before and their bloody attack today targeted both, Iraqi civilians and American soldiers and unfortunately this is not going to end soon.
      [..]
      God bless the souls of the Iraqis and Americans who fell today and may God help their families.
      We are so sad today but we will not despair.

      Messopotamian Blog

      Congratulations to all American people and to our Iraqi people for this great outcome of the American Elections. This was a great statement by the American people; a statement showing the quality and backbone of this people and affirming their worth and qualification as world leaders. Now that this matter has been settled in satisfactory manner, in my humble opinion; we should emphasize that this is no time for division and rancor. Senator Kerry has acted in very dignified manner when he did not allow the matter to drag, and has shown his patriotism and sense of responsibility and awareness that the interests of the country at these times require national unity and putting this election campaign behind our backs to concentrate on the momentous tasks ahead. Yes at times of war and conflict, the unity of the nation and putting high

  61. Re:Oh Goodie by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
    And all that was OK as long as Saddam was Washington's little puppetman. As soon as the puppet didn't follow its master, then suddenly he became the most evil man after Hitler.

    So you're saying that if some CIA jackasses 20 years ago convinced the president that Saddam was "good enough", no future president should ever be able to call bullshit on it? The duplicity in Washington is a totally separate issue from whether Saddam was a murderous prick that deserved an ass kicking, yet you bring up the former as some sort of counter to the latter. Bravo, that's a really fucking lucid argument.

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  62. The real problem with this by raider_red · · Score: 1

    Recorded voice: "Hello, welcome to US Centcom Technical Support! For bridge demolition assistance press one, for bridge construction press two, for assistance clearing a blocked road, press three, for help defusing a roadside bomb, press four. If you need to call in an airstrike, please hang up and dial..."

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  63. Re:FUCK YOU AMERICA by CrashPoint · · Score: 1
    Ha, ha, remember when Clinton lied about sex? That was pretty funny when the conservatives went into hysterics over it and it was funny when they couldn't understand why the rest of the country didn't give a shit.

    Yes. Yes, it was. But really, now. You have in front of you a whole smorgasboard of examples of the right's overpowering fear of freedom and personal responsibility, and the only thing you can come up with is the non-issue of Monica Lewinsky?

    Ha, ha, remember when Bush lied about war? That was pretty funny when the liberals went into hysterics over it and it was funny when they couldn't understand why the rest of the country didn't give a shit.

    Bah. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. And having blundered into a semi-lucid position on this particular issue does not excuse the left of the hypocrisy in which it engages with the same vigor and regularity as the right.

    Besides, most of the liberal arguments against the war are just as weak as the conservative arguments supporting it.

    Left and right are identical in practice. Both seek to use the government as a tool for social engineering, and both are perfectly willing to run roughshod over the Constitution to achieve their goals.

  64. Powell's history by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1
    IBC takes its data from major news networks, read their methodology page. The major new networks get their data from the military largely. The military is not obligated to report civilian death and under Colin Powel they have obscured the true count.

    Colin Powell has a history of covering up civilian casualties...

    scroll down to My Lai...

    Powell's successful career within the military has not been entirely free of controversy, however. During the Vietnam War, Powell, as deputy assistant chief of staff at the Americal (the 23rd Infantry Division) with the rank of Major, was charged with investigating a detailed letter by Tom Glen (a soldier from the 11th Light Infantry Brigade), which backed up rumored allegations of the My Lai massacre. Powell's response was largely seen as a cover-up; he wrote: "In direct refutation of this portrayal is the fact that relations between American soldiers and the Vietnamese people are excellent."

    Another controversial part of his career is that Powell also had an operational role in the illegal Iran-Contra affair, acting as the initial coordinator for selling missiles to Iran in exchange for American hostages.
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  65. Re:The US army by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    So what? Who cares what you think? We're the USA and we're powerful.

  66. Re:It's called AWACS by CharlieG · · Score: 1

    Actually AWACS is for tracking AIRCRAFT - JSTARS is the equivilent for tracking stuff on the ground - different optimization

    http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/jsta rs /

    http://www.fas.org/irp/program/collect/jstars.ht m

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  67. Sure the building can be used! .... by smcavoy · · Score: 1

    We'll just have remove all the collateral damage that's messing up the place.

  68. Re:self righteous by Hatta · · Score: 1

    If the occupation of Iraq is wrong, why haven't any nations applied military force to counteract it?

    I believe Iraq has.

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  69. Re:You deserve every terrorist attack you get by CptNerd · · Score: 1
    Why is the icon for this story a picture of an american flag and not a bloodied corpse?

    Because of a rare display of maturity on the Slashdot editor's part?

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  70. RTFM Soldier!!! by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    Quit whining like a baby, secure that shit and proceed private!! ;P

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  71. Re:It's called AWACS by kfg · · Score: 1

    Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.

    Catus Petasatus was a life altering mind blower.

    KFG

  72. Yup this DOES makes sense... by winwar · · Score: 1

    Well, there is a video feed, so the engineers "at home" CAN see the damage. There is a checklist of needed information. The people on the ground probably include some type of combat engineers (who would be making these decisions ANYWAY). It is merely a way of augmenting their knowledge.

    So I don't see the problem. It merely lessens the risk to troops. There is also a LARGE difference between a building being checked by an engineer for LONG TERM safety versus IS IT SAFE FOR THE SHORT TERM (they don't need to LIVE there). Different acceptable risk levels.

    Of course, if you had READ THE ARTICLE...

  73. Re:It's called AWACS by niko9 · · Score: 1

    In the field, it's known as the Mother Of All Bombs.

    True Story

    .

  74. life and death... by zxflash · · Score: 1

    considering most tech support folks are rather stressed, i wouldn't wanna know the effects of giving support that may cost people their lives

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  75. Indian Call Center Conversation by Ambient_Developer · · Score: 1

    Us Military:Hello is anyone there? Indian Help Desk: Yes SIR, This is Microsoft help desk. What would you like to do today SIR? Us Military:OMG, I don't know whats wrong man!! A gernade blew up my laptop. Indian Help Desk: Yes SIR, will you please press your pointer device thing on the start bar. Us Military: What he hell you talking about (bombs wizzing by, gun fire). My laptop, it is blown up! Indian Help Desk: Ok SIR, I understand your situaltion. If your start bar is not available for use sir please click on My Computer. Us Military: Oh no... argggg, the the insurgents got me, (static). Indian Help Desk: SIR are you there? (static).. Ok, have a good day sir and thank you for calling microsoft. Next Caller:Hello, this is George W Bush.. Indian Help Desk:Hello SIR, This is Microsoft help desk. What would you like to do today SIR? Bush: Uh my s...s..tart b.u.t.t.o.n, I just noticed it; and I am worried that it is a weapon of terrorism. Indian Help Desk:Ok SIR, please click on My Computer.

  76. Re:It's called AWACS by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

    What does that have to do with anything? The REAL meaning to the name is what I said.

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  77. Re:The US army by Froug · · Score: 1

    Also, I would recon that more innocents have been killed by their own people (i.e. suicide bombers) than have been killed by the US military.

    You'd reckon, but you'd be wrong.

  78. Re:It's called AWACS by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    Catus Petasatus was a life altering mind blower.

    1. That's Cattus Petasatus (you missed a 't').

    2. Hey, it's Latin. If it's in Latin, it is profound. Even if it's something as ridiculous as the Cat in the Hat. ;-)

  79. Re:The US army by kidgenius · · Score: 1
    No, again you are not entirely informed. You're article merely mentions civilian deaths, not US civilian deaths. From the article you quoted: At the same time, the Iraqi insurgents are also killing civilians, forcing the issue of which is more newsworthy.

    So, your article proves nothing, except that Iraqi civilians have died, in great numbers. I do not think that civilian deaths are good. They are the most crass, base things on the face of the planet, but you must realize that these insurgrents and "Freedom Fighters" are hurting civilians as well as the military. Until you come up with a stat from a reliable source that says XXXX number were killed by U.S. forces, and XXXX were killed by insurgents, then you have nothing to stand on at the moment.

  80. Re:The US army by caouchouc · · Score: 1

    There's a link in that article to a site that has totals and incident-by-incident breakdowns as well as analyses. Civillian deaths caused by US forces account for something like 90+ % of the total. There's a reason such information isn't readily available from the mainstream press.

    Way to single out and clasp onto a tenuous nibblet of quotation for the sake of your earlier postulation. You totally harmed your credibility by doing that, rather than being compelling. I can scarcely believe you did that with such apparent vigor.

    Mod grandparent up. The news article doesn't have anything informative, but some of the sites it links to do.

  81. Re:Oh Goodie by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

    Typical deluded (stupid) American.

    And if you aren't, then you can pretty much understand the response.

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  82. Re:The US army by Froug · · Score: 1

    You're article merely mentions civilian deaths, not US civilian deaths.

    That do US civilian deaths have to do with Iraqi civilian deaths? Or did you ruin the sentence in your haste and actually mean US-caused civilian deaths?

    "Again" I'm not properly informed? I've never even spoken to you before that post. You also failed to follow up on the article's sources, and you accuse me of being uninformed?

    I'd point out the linked sources in the article, but another poster has beaten me to it.

    And for the love of God, it's "your". "You're" means "you are" and is not appropriate where you've used it.

    I feel as if I've just bitten on a troll. Oh well.

  83. Re:The US army by kidgenius · · Score: 1

    Have you cared to read the database from the site you have now linked? That site includes both insurgent and US-military caused deaths. Read the database for an incident-by-incident breakdown. How does a car bomb, intended for a US convoy, that ends up killing Iraqi civilians count against the US? The US forces did not kill those individuals. The database is riddled with numerous similar instances. On just the first page I counted 10+ instances where the "weapon" was listed as either "car bomb" or "roadside bomb". Last time I checked, the American forces are not using such tactics. You are harming your credibility by not actually reading your own source and researching in depth. Instead, you take a number off the front page whose sole purpose is to be sensational. Sensationalism is all that people like you are able to use to try to make your point. You come out with some statistic that makes you look good, but ignores many sides of the story. Now, come out and truly, truly show me one thing that shows why Iraq as a whole is worse off now than it was under Saddam's cruel rule, and you might be able to make some headroom.

  84. Re:The US army by Froug · · Score: 1

    Instead, you take a number off the front page

    Um, no he didn't. Unless it's written in the post using a font size too small for me to see... The site certainly does have a count on the front page, but the grandparent made no reference to it. And who's made any argument that Iraq is better or worse off now? Only that the US military seems to be the biggest killer of civilians at the moment.

    Sensationalism, my foot. You're being presumptious.

    I can see in the site's database that terrorist attacks tend to cause low numbers of casualties per incident compared to US military action. Just a couple mistargeted bombs kill off enough civvies to render all the insurgents' car bombs insignificant. There are analyses right on the site which cover this. The US was way ahead at last count.

  85. Re:The US army by caouchouc · · Score: 1

    Have you cared to read the database from the site you have now linked?

    Why yes, I have. I've also read the various discourse available on the site as well as breakdown and statistical analysis also available on the site.

    How does a car bomb, intended for a US convoy, that ends up killing Iraqi civilians count against the US?

    It doesn't, and I never said it did. What you seem to ignore is the fact that these casualty counts are small compared to those caused by US military action.

    On just the first page I counted 10+ instances where the "weapon" was listed as either "car bomb" or "roadside bomb".

    And one US offensive on that same page completely dwarfs all those casualties combined. It's quite obvious that you've got very selective senses.

    You are harming your credibility by not actually reading your own source and researching in depth. Instead, you take a number off the front page whose sole purpose is to be sensational.

    On the contrary, I have read the source. It's you who has not. You've simply skimmed perhaps the first couple pages of the database, saw something that at first glance looked like it corroborated your position, and then rode with it. And when did I ever refer to the tally on that site's front page? Never? That's right. I'm not responsible for how a website organizes its headlines, and I deliberately made no reference to that tally because it was not relevent to the subject of who is killing more civilians.

    You're fabricating your own references to sensationalism and then for some inconceivable reasion, arguing them against yourself... Don't speak to me of credibility when have none yourself.

    You come out with some statistic that makes you look good, but ignores many sides of the story.

    Don't hand me that; this is precisely what you have been doing. I couldn't care less how I "look" on a faceless forum. I gave you a source of information and you cherry-picked partial statistics and then presented it to me as if I wouldn't notice what you ignored/left out.

    Now, come out and truly, truly show me one thing that shows why Iraq as a whole is worse off now than it was under Saddam's cruel rule

    What on God's green Earth led you to believe I'm arguing this at all? All I'm doing is informing you that the evidence supports what the other poster told you; that the US military is the cause of most of the civilian deaths in Iraq.

    Christ... Yeah, you go on making shit up and arguing points no one brought up. Asshat.

  86. Drafting specialists is not new, been done before by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    Just to clarify: they're not talking about actually drafting such workers yet; they just want procedures in place if they do need to do a draft. (This strikes me as somewhat ominous, in spite of their claims that it's a remote possiblity, but that could be my own paranoia.)

    They already have the procedures in place to draft medical workers (up to age 44!) if it ever becomes necessary. The article doesn't say, but I would anticipate that an IT worker draft would have a similar age spread.


    I hate to burst your paranoia bubble but none of this is new. They seem to modernizing old plans that go back to at least World War 2, and modernizing old plans is something routine for the Pentagon. You mention medical workers but various other specialties have been dipped into as well. During WW2 my great grandfather was in his 30s, with a wife and several kids. Under normal circumstances he would not be drafted. However he was licensed and had experience with a particular type of electrical generator that the Army was using. The only thing that prevented him from being drafted due to his specialty was that he was already working in the powerplant of an Army installation. The local officer in charge had to write a letter stating that he was essential to their operations.

  87. outsource it by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    i'm sure someone like IBM Global Services would do it cheaper and better. Not.