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Microgenerators Coming Soon to Electronics Near You

fygment writes "A new microgenerator developed at Georgia Tech can now produce enough power to run a small electronic device, like a cell phone, and may soon be able to power a laptop. The microgenerator is about 10 millimeters wide, or about the size of a dime. When coupled with a similarly sized gas-fueled microturbine (or jet) engine, the system, called a microengine, has the potential to deliver more energy and last 10 times longer than a conventional battery. This is still just a quarter of the problem. A turbine is still being developed to turn the generator and that will require fuel and storage of some kind."

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  1. No thanks. by davidbrit2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yes, what a great idea, let's INCREASE our dependency on fossil fuels for powering our portable electronics.

    And the hot exhaust from the turbine would feel absolutely lovely against one's leg while being carried in a pocket.

    Somehow I don't see this miniature jet engine concept really "taking off" (hur hur).

    1. Re:No thanks. by beders · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, becuase the electricity in your batteries comes from tickling flowers and my laptop is ice cold

    2. Re:No thanks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oil doesn't depend on fossil fuels. It's just currently the cheapest source. It should bequite easy to use vegetable based oil, and the great thing about that is that you can even use old stuff that's already been used for cooking if you want to filter the crap out.

    3. Re:No thanks. by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, the electricity in your batteries most likely came from burning coal. But I'd rather burn American coal than buy Arab oil.

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    4. Re:No thanks. by InternationalCow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, you can probably just run it on ordinary lighter fluid or other combustibles. It doesn't need to be fossil fuel you know. And your current batteries are charged with electricity generated using fossil fuel, or nuclear. I think the real advantage here will be size and weight. If the turbine problem is solved it might be possible to have many of those mini generators in one small package, generating as much power as a big battery. And, refueling is faster than recharging. For mobile use it's also much easier.

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    5. Re:No thanks. by jmcmunn · · Score: 1

      And, refueling is faster than recharging.

      I can just see it now...I'm pouring fuel into my laptop and all of the sudden I have a pint of unleaded all over my keyboard. If my keyboard doesn't like soda, imagine how it is going to react to some kind of fuel.

      And an aerosal type refill is crap, I have never seen one of those refills work more than a few times without getting jammed or broken or something.

      I think this is a cool idea, but I think I will stick to solid state (more or less) when choosing my power source.

    6. Re:No thanks. by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, a portable turbine based on VEGETABLE oil would be pretty darned neat. But still pretty darned impractical too, if you ask me. I'd rather plug my stuff into the wall for a few hours than have to take it to the pump every couple days.

      As a concept prototype, though, I can see the coolness, despite it being wildly unfit for marketing.

    7. Re:No thanks. by Sai+Babu · · Score: 4, Funny



      Who says the turbine has to be powered by fossil fuel? It could be a hydro turbine with penstock attached to your dick. Or perhaps methane powered with a hose stuffed in your ass. Vegans are known for producing copious quantities of methane.

      .Other methane sources include your composting latrine, port to cows stomach, and even composting of dead cats

      .

    8. Re:No thanks. by schmaltz · · Score: 1

      Is that a solution that scales well? Nope. Though the smell of french fries emanating from my pocket would make for interesting conversations...

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    9. Re:No thanks. by dazz_j · · Score: 1

      So now I can finish watching my movie during my flight and help everyone fall into a comfortable sleep.

    10. Re:No thanks. by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Actually, oil is better - it won't short things out like water... I've heard stories of liquid-cooling a case by immersing the whole damn thing in a pool of ethanol.

    11. Re:No thanks. by TykeClone · · Score: 3, Funny
      One for the case, one for me. Two for the case, two for me...

      Mmmmm - ethanol.

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    12. Re:No thanks. by beders · · Score: 1

      I'd rather burn American coal than buy Arab oil.

      From Grandparent post INCREASE our dependency on fossil fuels

      The post I replied to doesn't make the distinction between the two, either way the power is coming from a non-renewable source. Though the mini gas turbine is likely to be more efficent.

    13. Re:No thanks. by stephenbooth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's a good chance that's Chinese coal you're burning.

      I'd be most interested in these generators if they ran on vegetable oil. Large areas of South America (especially Brasil) have been using vegetable oil as a major fuel source (especially in the automotive arena) for some time. I'd rather plant sunflowers or corn than drill oil wells.

      Stephen

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    14. Re:No thanks. by Murphy+Murph · · Score: 5, Informative
      And the hot exhaust from the turbine would feel absolutely lovely against one's leg while being carried in a pocket


      On your fears of hot exhaust:

      My cell phone = 3.6v battery @ 850 mah.
      That is 3.06 watt hours.
      If I talk non-stop on my phone it takes two hours to kill the battery.
      That's 1.53 watts consumed at FULL usage.
      1.53 watt hours = 1,316 calories.
      That's enough heat to raise 1.3 Liters of water one stinkin' degree - over the course of one hour.
      I'm willing to be your thigh contains more than 1.3 Liters of water.

      Assume 33% efficiency and you still don't have much to fear.

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    15. Re:No thanks. by dnnrly · · Score: 4, Interesting

      More than likely these microgenerators will be powered by methanol. It's easy to produce, well understood, and easy to handle. All this makes it CHEAP! Since methanol will come from specially grown crops, so in some respects it can be regarded as CARBON NEUTRAL. In other words, it won't contribute any more CO2 to the atmosphere than was taken out to produce it.

      Factoring in the other energy used to produce the crop (such as powering tractors, transporting it etc) can be quite complicated and will no doubt slightly offset the advantages but overall I seem to recall that it isn't a bad trade off.

    16. Re:No thanks. by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      Okay, the mathematics make that issue a little more comforting. Heh.

    17. Re:No thanks. by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, if it's using some sort of readily available carbohydrate such as an alcohol, I could live with it.

      But I'm still not entirely convinced about getting and keeping a supply of fuel. What volume will this thing consume per "charge"?

    18. Re:No thanks. by The+Patient · · Score: 1
      It could be a hydro turbine with penstock attached to your dick.

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    19. Re:No thanks. by fifedrum · · Score: 1

      so what's to stop us from growing our own crops to convert to fuel in the back yard distillery? 5 pounds of corn meal to 5 gallons water and 5 pounds of sugar along with yeast and time. it takes energy to boil the water... perhaps concentrated solar from reflectors? Only has to get to 170 something degrees F. seems I have some relatives quite familiar with the fuel making process.

    20. Re:No thanks. by shwouchk · · Score: 1

      note that it was said it will use gas jet for this. oil couldnt replace gas... and although methane could probably be used for this, i duobt it can currently be produced in a lagre enough scale to use instead of fossil based gas.

    21. Re:No thanks. by john.r.strohm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dude, lighter fluid is a combination of various light hydrocarbons, most probably produced from natural gas.

      It *IS* fossil fuel.

      There are other processes for making the hydrocarbons, but they require a LOT more energy input than refining natural gas.

      And natural gas is too damn' valuable as a chemical process feedstock to waste it in a fricking fire!

    22. Re:No thanks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Agreed, if it's using some sort of readily available carbohydrate such as an alcohol, I could live with it.

      If we use ethanol, I could drink the battery while I'm talking to my mother in law. Sorry, the battery is dying, gotta go!

    23. Re:No thanks. by MaynardJanKeymeulen · · Score: 1

      RTFA: "The tiny turbines would likely consume less than 10 grams per hour of hydrogen fuel, according to the MIT team's estimates"
      See acticle about the turbine

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    24. Re:No thanks. by NtroP · · Score: 1
      And natural gas is too damn' valuable as a chemical process feedstock to waste it in a fricking fire!
      I live near a refinery and more often than not they have a 50 foot pillar of flame coming off one or another of their towers. If it's so valuable, why are they just burning it? :-) I don't know how often I've thought, "Man, if they'd just pipe that stuff to my furnace, I'd never be cold again!".

      Seriously, though, if they can make "micro"-generators that are going to be efficient and cheap enough to replace batteries, couldn't they also make a "small" one that could power my house too? I already get fuel oil delivered for my boiler, I'd love to get off the grid and produce my own electricity on-site too.

      And on another, completely off-topic note: If I live right next to a refinery, why do I pay MORE for gas than they do in the far away cities that require expensive shipping to get it there?

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    25. Re:No thanks. by N1EY · · Score: 2, Informative

      We import coal from South America on occasion to obtain the better emission outputs. Much of our coal comes from Wyoming. We have sent coal and a great deal of ores such as taconite to China. Canada is sending a lot too. Bill

    26. Re:No thanks. by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny
      "A turbine is still being developed to turn the generator and that will require fuel and storage of some kind"

      [Sigh]
      Do I have to all the thinking round here? Just turn the turbine with an electric motor running off a battery.

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    27. Re:No thanks. by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Yes, what a great idea, let's INCREASE our dependency on fossil fuels for powering our portable electronics.

      I take it you recharge your batteries with solar power only.

    28. Re:No thanks. by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 1
      I live near a refinery and more often than not they have a 50 foot pillar of flame coming off one or another of their towers. If it's so valuable, why are they just burning it? :-) I don't know how often I've thought, "Man, if they'd just pipe that stuff to my furnace, I'd never be cold again!".


      Unfortunately, the stuff that they are flaring contains a lot of inerts (CO2, N2) along with the hydrocarbons, making it unsellable. It would require more energy to purify out the remaining HC than the HC would yield. To make things worse, just releasing the waste gas would lead to seriouse fire/explosion hazards and a lot of air pollution. So, the HC is usually destroyed by combusting it in a flare, sometimes even using product quality gas to keep the flame going!
    29. Re:No thanks. by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      One for the case, one for me
      Two for the case, one two for me
      Three for the case, one two three for me ...

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    30. Re:No thanks. by s0l0m0n · · Score: 1

      Because wars are expensive?

    31. Re:No thanks. by pkarlos_76 · · Score: 1

      Who said we had to assume it was a FOSSIL FUEL? There are all kinds of types of fuel inclduing regenerative or environmental fuels.

    32. Re:No thanks. by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

      Move to Canada and that exhaust would be quite welcome. It's not even winter yet and it's cold. (sorry, time for the cold winter/igloo jokes to start)

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    33. Re:No thanks. by Myglaren · · Score: 1

      Alternatively http://www.me.berkeley.edu/mrcl/mini.html Mini Wankel engine to power the mini-generator

    34. Re:No thanks. by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      I know the feeling. I live in southwest Michigan. Maybe I can get a few of these turbines for my socks.

    35. Re:No thanks. by lazy_playboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd rather plant sunflowers or corn than drill oil wells

      Agreed. Burning biofuel has zero carbon dioxide release net - it would have decomposed anyway and we're just harnessing the energy released. Burning fossil fuels on the other hand releases CO2 locked up ages ago and so is fucking things up.

      Anyway it's all a bit irrelevant from an environmental point of view. We might as well accept that _all_ the fossil fuels reserves will be burnt sooner or later. Only when the reserves get low will prices get pushed up enough that we seriously take up the alternatives.

      It's fact that atmospheric co2 has sky-rocketted since the industrial rev. We not going to stop it by burning less fossil fuels - it's just not going to happen (there's too many countries in the world that don't give a flying fuck. *cough*US*cough*). Instead our concerns should be:- So what the co2 is going up? - Does it matter? (ie. is it really going to cause greenhouse effect, etc.), and second; What will be the consequences of the greenhouse effect, what timescale will these changes be, and wtf are we going to do when it happens?

    36. Re:No thanks. by lommer · · Score: 1

      Um, yea, your phone uses 1.53 watts (this is probably when it is close to a cell, when it transmits @ ~0.6W, further away, modern phones scale up their power up to ~3W). Even so, the turbine assuredly does not run at 100% efficiency, and therefore a lot of heat will escape in the exhaust gasses. If we consider 20% efficiency (equivalent to many car engines) even at low power, that means that 4x1.53W= >6 watts will be dissipated in the exhaust gasses. 6 watts is actually a fair bit of heat, especially when its contained in an insulated enclosure (your pocket).

    37. Re:No thanks. by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, we already rely heavily on petrolium-based produces such as fertilisers and pesticides to produce the crops needed at the moment. Unless this changes, methanol is actually worse than using something distilled directly from oil.

    38. Re:No thanks. by stoborrobots · · Score: 1

      Because wars are a good excuse for gouging customers and profit-taking?

    39. Re:No thanks. by the+morgawr · · Score: 1

      Turbines have much higher efficiencies then internal combustion engines.

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  2. Steam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Welcome to the age of steam powered laptops!

    1. Re:Steam? by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Laptops? What about listening to music on your Steam-Pod? Stoke up the volume!

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    2. Re:Steam? by AhabTheArab · · Score: 1

      We're already in the age of Steam powered Half Life 2.

  3. Size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    The microgenerator is about 10 millimeters wide
    Or "one centimeter" as we say in English.
    1. Re:Size by DrSkwid · · Score: 2, Funny


      or 0.01 meters as we say in science

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    2. Re:Size by RasendeRutje · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nope:
      10 mm = within the range of 9.5000 to 10.499999 mm 1 cm = within the range of 0.5000 to 1.49999 cm

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    3. Re:Size by Alif · · Score: 1

      How much is it in the units we are used to here - Libraries of Congress?

    4. Re:Size by Tkaos · · Score: 1
      The microgenerator is about 10 millimeters wide, or about the size of a dime.

      Well, which is it? Or does it depend on what model microgenerator you get?

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    5. Re:Size by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or "centimetre" as we say in England.

    6. Re:Size by Cybertect · · Score: 2, Informative

      "one centimetre" as we say in England

      A meter is a device you use for measuring things.

      A metre is a measurement of distance :)

    7. Re:Size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, that is not a joke. The unit size here is specifying the precision.

      mm = + or - 0.5 mm
      cm = + or - 0.5 cm

      The other way to do it is with significant figures.
      10.0 cm would be (ostensibly) the same thing as
      10mm.

    8. Re:Size by ceeam · · Score: 1

      How much is that in ejacs?

    9. Re:Size by monkey_jam · · Score: 1

      or 4.97096954 × 10-05 furlongs as we say in some places

      My car gets 40 rods to the hogs head, and thats the ways i likes it!

    10. Re:Size by Skyfire · · Score: 1

      Actually, assuming I remember my significant digits and things right, for the 10 mm to actually have 2 significant digits (and therefore be +- .5mm) it would have to have a decimal point after the zero, because trailing zeros without a decimal point are not siginificant. So:
      10 mm == 1 cm
      10. mm == 1.0 cm

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    11. Re:Size by Spurion · · Score: 1

      or 0.01 metre as we say when being uber-pedantic.

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    12. Re:Size by compro01 · · Score: 1

      so.....

      you must drive a cruise ship (the Queen Mary 2 uses 1 gallon of diesel to move 10 feet IIRC) to get that kind of milage!

      a rod is 16.5 feet.

      40*16.5 = 1/8 of a mile.

      so that is 8 hogsheads of gas per mile.

      a hogshead is 54 or 63 gallons, depending on which one you use.

      that comes to 432-504 gallons per mile.

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    13. Re:Size by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

      It's .397 inches, you ignorant savages.

    14. Re:Size by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

      It's .397 inches,

      Wrong, 10 millimeters is 0.3937 inches.

      you ignorant savages.

      You have us nailed on that one.

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    15. Re:Size by hicksw · · Score: 1

      3/8 inch, near enough

  4. Already slashdotted. by amigoro · · Score: 3, Informative
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    1. Re:Already slashdotted. by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      LOL

      I think that you just slashdotted someones holiday!

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  5. pointless? by zing22 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Surely, if it's a generator running off a turbine running off another fuel, surely it's just a whole big waste of energy in a small space? My science skills are not what they used to be but I don't see why this is great?

    Enlighten me please!

    1. Re:pointless? by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Refill instead of recharge - same argument that goes against electric cars can be made here as well.

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    2. Re:pointless? by happyhangone · · Score: 1

      Well, if the energy density of the fuel is enough, it doesnt matter if it gets wasted a little along the way. Consider this, electric cars are more energy efficient than gasoline cars, but batteries are a hell to fit on a standard car (big enough for the car to work right).

  6. This explains those new Energizer commercials.... by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 3, Funny

    You know, the one where the guy is chasing his MP3 player down the street. I didn't realize that they were turbine Energizer batteries. Duh!

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  7. Don't drop it by shiba_mac · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can see MP3 players of the future becoming like cars in the movies. Drop it, and watch the spectacular explosion as all the fuel goes up.

    1. Re:Don't drop it by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Funny
      Just the thing when the RIAA comes a-calling.

      Now you might be asking yourself: Did he play five hours of music or six? .."

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    2. Re:Don't drop it by Cecil · · Score: 1

      It might happen in the movies for mp3 players too, but gasoline doesn't shock combust. None of the consumer grade fuels do. At least, not for any reasonable definition of 'shock'. Nor is it particularly likely that the extremely low internal voltage in the device will short circuit catastrophically and arc substantially enough to ignite the somehow-ruptured fuel canister.

      Basically, when was the last time you saw a dropped lighter explode? And they have a much flimsier construction than electronic devices running microgenerators probably will.

    3. Re:Don't drop it by G-funk · · Score: 1

      A correctly thrown lighter can explode, although not with the same rewarding fireball you get when you put one in a fire.

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  8. what's next? by rollx · · Score: 2, Funny

    The next thing will be a private nuclear reactor.

    1. Re:what's next? by mikael · · Score: 1

      I had this idea of having a communal fusion reactor, that if launched in space and kept at a large enough distance, would be bright enough to generate heat and light all across one side of the planet at a time.

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    2. Re:what's next? by rollx · · Score: 1


      good idea!
      hope it's doable. There will be no more Chernobils

    3. Re:what's next? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      the intense ultraviolet from such a thing would cause burns, especially to fair-skinned people who would have to put on a protective lotion. Also, those living near the equator would get more than their fair share of the output. It would cause storms too.

  9. Google Cache for broken microturbine link by DaneelGiskard · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Google Cache for broken microturbine link by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Shows how long it takes for some ideas to come around.
      Thats from the archive of stuff published in 1997

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  10. Forget powering laptops by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 1

    What I want to know is can I use this to build my mouse a gocart. At last he will no longer live in the shadow of that bastard speedy gonzales!

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    1. Re:Forget powering laptops by way2trivial · · Score: 1
      see, I was gonna post something amazingly similar, but not AC, ya ruined it, thanks....

      p.s. did you know there are sequels? 2 of em?

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  11. I know it's hard... by inkey+string · · Score: 1

    but can we at least pretend we care about the servers we link to?

    A 1.5 meg jpg as the first link in the story is a disaster anyone can see coming...

  12. It's the size of a dime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ....and is a "quarter" of the problem. Hahahaha. That's some funny shit.

  13. The big pix cached... by Sai+Babu · · Score: 1



    Ga Tech /.ed? seemedawfully slow. So, here's the big JPEG cached.

    tdh42134.jpg

  14. Thermoelectric generators... by mikael · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A while back, there was an article about how implants could be powered using body heat by using the thermoelectric effect (heat causes electrons to move, which creates current). Wouldn't it be possible to do the same thing with the heat coming off a computer system, especially the CPU and GPU?

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    1. Re:Thermoelectric generators... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Damn!
      Am I the only one who pictured boob implants bouncing around under their own power!

      Reality took hold however as I read the article.

      I would like to make use of all sorts of wasted energy, from heat output as you say, to floor vibration/noise pollution. I think at the moment, the setting up costs would be prohibitive, and the efficiency on a single user scale wouldn't be practical.

      But if you consider doing it in a large office block, or a school, then the idea might not be so bad.

      If we could recycle even 5-10% of the wasted energy, then its better for us all.

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    2. Re:Thermoelectric generators... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who pictured boob implants bouncing around under their own power!

      Reality took hold however as I read the article.


      Whatever it is you took hold of while reading an article about bouncing boob implants, feel free not to inform is about it ;-)

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    3. Re:Thermoelectric generators... by john.r.strohm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, it would, but you'd get into some pretty hairy heat transfer problems moving the heat to your generator. (By the way, the word is "cogeneration" and the big companies who have to run big thermal generators for other reasons do it all the time, and sell the power back to the local utility, or use it themselves.)

      It was easier in the old days, when computers were a lot bigger. Commercial Information Corporation of Woburn MA used to heat their building in winter with the waste heat from their Xerox Sigma 6. It required (I think) five tons of air conditioning plant to keep the processor cool; they ran an extra duct from the outflow to the building HVAC ducts, and put a valve there so they wouldn't heat the building in summer.

      I worked a summer job with them, after they moved to Austin and changed the name to Charter Information; I heard the story from them.

    4. Re:Thermoelectric generators... by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      Two things to take into account:
      1) You won't be getting back all the energy that is dicipated as heat. (If you did, you would have yourself a perpetual motion machine. You wouldn't be able to patent it, though, since even the USPTO will throw that out without reading it.)

      2) Doing this will reduce the heat sink's ability to cool off.

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    5. Re:Thermoelectric generators... by falzer · · Score: 1

      > (If you did, you would have yourself a perpetual motion machine. You wouldn't be able to patent it, though, since even the USPTO will throw that out without reading it.)

      Perhaps not surprisingly there are accepted patents that state such (or similar) things.

      In this (6,698,200) example there are mentions of carnot efficiency excedence, or devices that require modifications to the fundamental laws of thermodynamics. A stirling engine that "self-refrigerates."

      (I'm not making a case for this patent, just pointing out some of the things the USPTO does in fact accept.)

    6. Re:Thermoelectric generators... by mikael · · Score: 1

      IBM 360 mainframes were like that as well. One company I worked for, used the heating from the cooling system to keep the semi-underground open-air car-park warm. Even during a Winter blizzard, the heat from the system was enough to allow staff to walk around in T-shirts.

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    7. Re:Thermoelectric generators... by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      In the UK, subsidies used to be paid to Combined Heating and Power {CHP} plants -- not sure if they still are, but the tech was seriously promoted in the 80s/90s -- I'm just not sure if it failed, or succeeded to the point it became non-newsworthy. But the basic idea is that instead of installing a simple heating boiler for an industrial facility {factory, office block &c.} you install a generating plant of such a size that it will produce the same amount of waste heat as you need to run your facility. This obviously requires more fuel {since some of the energy stored in chemical bonds in the fuel is now being converted to electricity} but, remember, a kilowatt-hour of electricity costs more than a kilowatt-hour of whatever fuel you're running the plant on. Whatever doesn't get converted to electricity comes out as heat; and that heat goes straight into your industrial process. If you generate more electricity than you can use in the facility, you can sell the surplus back to the power company at the going rate; and even if not, you still save on electricity, since it now costs you the same per kWh as your new fuel.

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    8. Re:Thermoelectric generators... by sholden · · Score: 1

      You won't be getting back all the energy that is dicipated as heat. (If you did, you would have yourself a perpetual motion machine. You wouldn't be able to patent it, though, since even the USPTO will throw that out without reading it.)

      They wouldn't accept it, but for a different reason. There's too much prior art in all the perpetual motion machines that have been patented...

    9. Re:Thermoelectric generators... by snaphu · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't be able to patent it, though, since even the USPTO will throw that out without reading it.

      You must be new to slashdot.

  15. The perfect "turbine" is... by bshroyer · · Score: 4, Funny

    A turbine is still being developed to turn the generator and that will require fuel and storage of some kind.

    Think outside the box. You've got a 10mm generator, but no way to turn it...

    Hamsters! They're cheap and portable. They're a renewable resource. They generate very little excess heat. Their fuel source is available almost anywhere, is non-toxic, and doesn't explode.

    Just picture it, the whole world over, millions of laptops, and on top of each screen a hamster in a cage. This is the face of technological improvement.

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    1. Re:The perfect "turbine" is... by otuz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Microturbines, on the other hand won't crap all over the place.

    2. Re:The perfect "turbine" is... by k-zed · · Score: 1

      Hamsters actually generate lots and lots of excess heat - they have to maintain their metabolism, body temperature and all. The amount of energy they transfer to motion (what you can exploit) is miniscule compared to the amount theoretically contained in the food they eat. And of course, you'd need at least two hamsters to power an AMD laptop; and you can't cut a hamster in half for a Transmeta box (perhaps you might be able to utilize infants).

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    3. Re:The perfect "turbine" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...but when you combine them shit hits the fan.

  16. personal safety by Dr.Opveter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Didn't we just see an article about exploding phone batteries? Is this competing to make smaller things explode in an even more impressive way?

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  17. Related Article by DosBubba · · Score: 4, Informative
  18. Not the first by mistermax · · Score: 1

    university of Birminghmam, England did this previously.

  19. 1/Thermal efficiency means 3X hotter laptops by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Given the nasty realities of thermal efficiencies, I doubt this thing can be more that 33% efficient. That means that the device will run 3 times warmer than current battery-operated versions. Given the behavior of most modern-day laptops, that will be far too hot.

    Of course, the invention will work very well with better designed hardware and software. Anyone who thinks they need more than 500 MHz processor for most applications (and more than 50 MHz for basic office applications) is either playing games or using bloatware.

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    1. Re:1/Thermal efficiency means 3X hotter laptops by altgrr · · Score: 1

      I doubt this thing can be more that 33% efficient. That means that the device will run 3 times warmer than current battery-operated versions

      Either your maths has gone a bit screwy or you have some unstated assumptions.

      Suppose it's 33% efficient - that means 67% is dissipated as heat (let's assume it's all dissipated as heat).

      For it to be three times warmer, that means that batteries must dissipate one third the amount of heat (or roughly 22%), which means that you're assuming batteries are 78% efficient.

      Now, it may just be that battery efficiency is around the 80% mark, but I think you've come to the right answer via the wrong route.

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    2. Re:1/Thermal efficiency means 3X hotter laptops by amorsen · · Score: 1
      No, it's your physics which are screwy. By "device", the grandparent poster meant the whole laptop. 67% is dissipated as heat immediately, and the rest is dissipated as heat in the electronics and hard drive and stuff. (Ok minus a small amount which is radiated as visible light)

      With a regular laptop, the battery is close to 100% efficient, and therefore it will dissipate only a third of the energy of the 33% efficient turbine-powered laptop.

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  20. The beginnings of distributed power? by vudufixit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Fuel cells, increasingly efficient solar, modular, small scale (pebble bed) nuclear reactors - I'm seeing the beginning of the end of the conventional power grid.
    One of the advantages of decentralization is you no longer have big juicy targets for terrorists - who'd attack a neighborhood-size solar station or fuel cell stack? And if they did, the damage would be limited in scope.

    1. Re:The beginnings of distributed power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Terrorists? You may look around the world and notice that terrorists attack people, not power stations. They don't leave bombs outside nuclear power stations or take oil tankers hostage and threaten to sink them. Terrorists park exploding cars in the city centre. Terrorists leave bombs inside shopping malls and outside supermarkets. Terrosists phone in threats to destroy buildings filled with people.

      Blowing up a power station isn't something a terrorist would bother with, because it wouldn't instill terror in anyone! If you want to remove terrorist targets (a stupid and naive strategy that wont actually do anything) then get rid of the office buildings.

    2. Re:The beginnings of distributed power? by vudufixit · · Score: 1

      Who says they won't start getting into infrastructure attacks?
      They also might attack power plants as part of a broader attack - a downed power grid makes emergency coordination far more difficult, as well as instills panic - "Monsters are Due on Maple Steet", anyone?

  21. This would be great.. by Viceice · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be fantastic if they made it detachable with a cord and some sort of clamp? You could stick it out the window of a train or car and tied with a regular battery and a nice propeller, you could have power for your laptop through long journeys.

    If only planes had windows...

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    1. Re:This would be great.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Or, you could just have power outlets in the train. The power comes from the train engine in any case

    2. Re:This would be great.. by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      If you used the wind created by the motion of the vehicle, you'd be sapping power from the vehicle's engine anyway. You're increasing the frictional drag on the car; the engine will have to work a little bit harder to overcome the increased drag. Due to inefficiencies in the system, this will cost you at least as much fuel as if you just coupled a generator straight to the engine. {In any case, this is what usually happens in a train. The engine runs at a constant speed, and is permanently coupled to a generator which drives an electric motor. It's easier to make a switch that can handle that much power than a clutch that can handle that much power; and it's easier to build a motor with multiple windings that can be arranged in various series/parallel combinations than to make gears that won't shear with the torque going through them.}

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  22. Problem Solved! by flithm · · Score: 1

    They just need to team up with these guys.

  23. Re:Metric system 101 by rufus+t+firefly · · Score: 2, Funny
    10 millimeters are roughly equivallent to 1 centimer, or 1% of a meter.
    And 12 inches are roughly equivalent to 1 foot.
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  24. Virtually everything is "steam" powered! by laetus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Shows how much you know about modern power. Almost all of our electrical power sans wind generated, dammed or solar, are "steam" powered as you say.

    A nuclear plant is nothing but a fancy way of boiling water to turn, you guessed it, steam turbines to generate electricity. Same with gas and oil-fired power plants.

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    1. Re:Virtually everything is "steam" powered! by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      Actually, even most solar plants use steam. They use an array of mirrors to focus sunlight on a tower that has water in it that boils to steam, which powers a turbine. A more interesting exception is gas-generating coal and fossil fuel plants. Instead of burning coal to produce steam, they chemically react it to produce gas which directly powers the turbines. Some of the reactions are exothermic, so steam can still be used in the process.

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    2. Re:Virtually everything is "steam" powered! by RipTides9x · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And whats the most dangerous part about working at a nuclear fired power plant ?
      The same thing as any other power plant.
      Steam leaks.
      At least it is according to the 45min OSHA video and 30min Plant Safety video I had to sit through in order to set foot on the site to do work.

    3. Re:Virtually everything is "steam" powered! by extra+the+woos · · Score: 1

      mod parent up lol thats really funny

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  25. This doesnt sound too practical by shwouchk · · Score: 1

    because it will likely require at least the same amount of feul as can fit in a normal battery, but will be less convenient since you can't just plug it into the grid to recharge.... not to mention the already mentioned risks, or the extra pollution and noise (this will likely produce much more noise then a computer fan)

    1. Re:This doesnt sound too practical by shwouchk · · Score: 1

      this actually sound preety good, altho we already have cell phone rechargers that work on sunlight or human power... i wonder how much they would need to evolve to work just as well for laptops...

  26. Re:In other news, you are a dumbass! by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

    Dear Mr. Nameless,

    Refresh my memory, what's the most widely used combustible fuel right now?

    If it does run on something other than crude oil products, good. But I'm not holding my breath. Still, the little thing probably can't consume TOO much at that size. Ha ha.

  27. More Links to Slashdot by otuz · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here are links to more articles:

    Space Daily
    GaTech
    A Student's description

  28. Tech Specs by otuz · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Consumers, industry, and the military are all demanding smaller power supplies for smaller and more pervasive electronic devices. Researchers at the National University of Singapore and California State Polytechnic University (Pomona) recently developed a microgenerator to meet these needs. As long as hydrogen and air are fed into it, the 1-cm3 device generates 4.5 W.

    Previous proposals for microgenerators attempted to scale down existing generator designs, but their moving parts made them difficult to manufacture. The team's proposal dispenses with moving parts entirely. The new design radiates heat obtained from hydrogen combustion. A selective emitter focuses the radiation into a small range of wavelengths, and a photovoltaic converter subsequently turns the radiation into electricity.

  29. Re:Metric system 101 by mowler2 · · Score: 1

    millimeter = 10^-3 meter
    centimeter = 10^-2 meter
    decimeter = 10^-1 meter
    meter = 10^0 meter
    kilometer = 10^3 meter

    - Standard SI stuff, not some strange "rougly equal" imperial unit shit. :)

  30. Beaten to the punch! by Cybertect · · Score: 1

    nt

  31. Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Damn. Rather, 1.0cm = 10mm

  32. A hamster in a wheel? by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 4, Funny
    Or perhaps a micro steam engine could be used till the turbine one is fully developed...

    Just imagine:
    >dmesg
    cdrecord: cannot burn dvd,code=72,reason=coal buffer empty
    ACPI: hamster in sleep mode on CPU3, processor offline
    kernel panic: /dev/hda water tank overflow occurs, fsck recommended
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    1. Re:A hamster in a wheel? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I doubt that Kipling's McAndrew's Hymn would be as impressive if redone for micro-engines or hamsters.

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    2. Re:A hamster in a wheel? by NtroP · · Score: 2, Funny
      kernel panic: /dev/hda water tank overflow occurs, fsck recommended
      Wouldn't that be
      /dev/h2o
      ?
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    3. Re:A hamster in a wheel? by polygl0t · · Score: 1

      +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR +++

  33. and the noise... by spectrokid · · Score: 1

    Systems check: go
    Fuel check: go
    Ignition: GO!
    fffffffwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiwwwwwrrrrrrroooOOOOOOOAAAAA AAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!
    Please type Ctl Alt Del or insert your smartcard.

    (At least we won't be able to hear this annoying sound when windws boots.)

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  34. This is a test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    of the Emergency Broadcast System.

  35. Tiny Engines by pvg · · Score: 4, Informative

    While genetically engineered microscopic hamsters may be some years away, research into tiny internal combustion engines that could drive such a generator is definitely being done. The work of the Berkeley Combustion Processes Lab was in the news a couple of years ago when they showed some prototypes. The stuff can be seen in some detail at http://www.me.berkeley.edu/mrcl/

  36. Re:Uh. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    'Every single mention' is well outside the scope of this thread.

    This PARTICULAR mention, however, clearly describes a closed system - an attempt to use the heat from a computer component to power the computer that's heating the component. A quick look at the original post and perhaps two seconds of thought would have made it obvious that this is an entirely different class of system than the steam engine you're pointing at so smugly.

    (And the Matrix line would only make sense in the context of a situation where they were feeding the humans with something that couldn't be converted to energy some other, more efficient way. Which, given the rather high overhead in the human-body-as-power-generator, seems vanishingly unlikely. But it's not really a question of thermodynamics, at least.)

  37. Re:mnb Re:In other news, you are a dumbass! by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

    I'm referring more to the convenience aspect. Plug the thing in the wall for a while, or constantly keep a supply of fuel on hand? And said fuel has to be distributed somehow as well, and that will likely involve gas guzzling semi trucks. I'll stick with the wall plug for now. If they can make this thing appealing and marketable, great. Until then, no thanks.

  38. Re:Beer? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Why not just get self-cooling cans? Or use this geeky Peltier one can chiller? (Do not overclock your beer!)

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  39. Re:To be fair to the Luddite by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

    He might have a point tho'. I remember running WordPerfect 5.2 under Windows 3.1 and DOS 5 on a 386SX 25MHz and I remember it running a heck of a lot faster than Word 2000 under Windows 2000 on the 1.2GHz on my desk right now.

    Assuming that the code would even run on contemporary processors (as I recall it was 16 bit code, should still run I would have thought, drivers are likely to be the problem) and I could find the installation disks (less likely, I've moved house 5 times since then), it would be interesting to try. Some time ago (1996) I did a C programming course, I remember one of the tutors saying that whenever a new machine came out one of the first tests he'd run was to install a particular pascal compiler and compile a program he wrote in the early 1980s. The code being compiled in the same compiler went from several hours to a few minutes between when he first wrote it and when he talked to us. Obviously this wasn't just a test of processor speed but also included memory speed, bus speed, caching and disk speed as well.

    Stephen

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  40. More Climate Change, Pollution, Resource Depletion by skyemoor · · Score: 1
    So instead of making headway with sustainable renewable energy practices, some approaches would have us further harm our descendents future viability. Certainly, we don't think of a little harm here and there being a problem, but when totalled up, we are wreaking havoc by our excesses.

    Just last week, the Artic Council released its findings that show that people and animals living in the Arctic region are suffering quickly from ongoing global warming, with many species expected to go extinct. Prime farmland in other areas of the world will have altered rainfall patterns, turning much of them into lower yielding rangeland. The Western US is already struggling through 7 years of drought, further straining the falling aquifers, such as the Ogallala.

    Granted, a calculator wouldn't use as much fuel as the typical SUV, but simply adding more uses of fossil fuels (or those indirectly produced with fossil fuels) puts us deeper into the negative ramifications of those fuels.

  41. Re:Beer? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Curse you evil Link-Pixie! Peltier one can chiller

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  42. Minijets by __aavljf5849 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Detailed calculations indicate that the actual scaling is not quite that dramatic, but a millimeter-size engine would have a thrust-to-weight ratio of about 100:1, compared with 10:1 for the best modern aircraft engines."

    This gives me visions of a jumbojet with the whole wingspan covered in thousands of really small jet engines. :)

    1. Re:Minijets by Garridan · · Score: 1

      I had the same thought -- only, if the entire bottom of the craft could be covered with minijets, we could do away with the shape of the jumbo jet entirely! Flying saucers, here we come!

      But really, I just want to know how big my shoes would have to be to fit enough microjets to lift me. :D

    2. Re:Minijets by __aavljf5849 · · Score: 1

      Yes! Finally we can have Gyro Gearloose's shoes that make you float two inches above ground, and where you just lean in the direction you want to go! :)

  43. New Fragging Concept by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

    This will be worse than people concentrating on their cell phones being run over in traffic.

    I predict a wave of guys getting nailed by buses because they're totally focused on their Gameboys, and having an entire city block nuked when the jet fuel tank on the guy's back goes up in flames as a result...

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  44. self-winding? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since these generators are so much more efficient than batteries, and so small, why not hook them to an electrolyzer, storing the energy as hydrogen, in pancake-sized cells with gyros to spin them? Human motion can be captured for all our devices. Not only will we power devices without foreign oil, but Americans will have a reason to get off our asses and exercise - desperately needed by the most battery-hungry demographics.

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    1. Re:self-winding? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Pancake-sized? Do you mean thickness, or diameter? Over here in the UK, pancakes tend to be about 6-8 inches in diameter...

    2. Re:self-winding? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I mean in overall size - 6" diameter, 1/2" thick. And floppy. And melted butter, mmmm... maple syrup... vanilla ice cream...

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  45. Re:Uh. No. by TheGavster · · Score: 1

    The idea isn't to get ALL of the power from the heat off the CPU, just to reclaim SOME of it. Reclaiming 5% of the energy is better than venting it out the exhaust port, isn't it?

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  46. Where are the tree huggers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Funny, we hear all this new technology like hydrogen fuel cells using sodium borohydrate, microgenerators. We also hear a lot about "alternative energy". Alternative = anything but oil. Yet we never hear about the consequences of these alternative energy sources. Occasionally, on page 16 of the local newspaper, you'll see a story that talks about the hazardous waste problem in China, Malaysia, or Korea due to the manufacturing of these "alternative energy" products.
    And we tell ourselves that we're better off.

    It reminds me of the solar panel people. "Look, we can save all this energy! Never mind that we just created a bazillion tons of hazardous waste making the solar panels."

  47. The Law of Scale by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 2, Informative
    Hmmm, this sounds like one of those ideas that's bound to lose: When you shrink a generator and turbine to one tenth its former size:
    • The power output goes down by a factor of 1,000. (power out is proportional to L x W x H )
    • The friction in the bearings goes down by a factor of 100 (proportional to surface area of bearings)
    • The windage losses due to air friction between the generator rotor and stator stay about the same.
    • The air friction losses in the turbine may go waay up (as the ratio of turbulent flow to mainline flow goes way up).
    • The thermal input from the burning gases goes down by a factor of 1,000.
    • The thermal losses only drop by a factor of 100. Eventually the losses become greater than the thermal input, making it impossible to sustain burning.
    So every time you shrink these things, the power out goes way down, the efficiency goes waaay down.

    Do this a few times and you'll have a turbine that can't even overcome its internal friction and a generator that, even if you could turn it, would be way down on the efficiency scale. Shrinking these things is a very very very *losing* thing to do.

    1. Re:The Law of Scale by gravious · · Score: 1

      Is all this true?

      It can't all be bad. Electronic miniturisation seems to be mostly okay so why not mechanical?

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    2. Re:The Law of Scale by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

      yeah, but.... you only have to run about 50 - 60 miles per hour to keep the turbines going on the little 'jet'.

    3. Re:The Law of Scale by calidoscope · · Score: 2, Informative
      It can't all be bad. Electronic miniturisation seems to be mostly okay so why not mechanical?

      While I'd quibble with the OP's numbers, the general thrust is correct - efficiency does take a big dive when a combustion engine is scaled down. Gas turbines are more affected by scaling than reciprocating engines - the smallest model aircraft engines are on the order of 0.2cc and the largest diesel engines have several cubic meter displacement per cylinder.

      The OP had mixed up flow regimes - the microturbines would have problems with the laminar flow boundary layer being larger than the spacing between blades (i.e. viscous flow). In larger turbines, the boundary layer is small compared to blade size and can be treated more as a potential flow than viscous flow.

      As for electronic miniturization - looks like we are approaching the limits of silicon based technology. Back about 15 years ago, the majority of the delays in logic design was due to gate switching (interconnect delays could be ignored). Now the interconnect delays are the big problem and will be getting even worse as feature size shrinks (scaling laws again).

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  48. Re:Metric system 101 by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

    Now thats just too confusing.

    1 barleycorn = 1/3 inch
    1 inch = 3 barleycorns
    1 foot = 12 inches
    1 yard = 3 feet
    1 rod, pole or perch = 5½ yards
    1 chain = 4 poles
    1 furlong = 10 chains
    1 mile = 8 furlongs
    1 league = 3 miles

    Now isn't that much better?

  49. Fuel cells? by AC-x · · Score: 1

    Surely fuel cells have potential to be more effecent then using a minature engine burning fuel, as that has to go through several energy conversions (chemical > mechanical+wasted heat > electrical) rather then converting the chemical energy straight to electricity

  50. This WARNING label on gaming notebooks recommends: by flowerp · · Score: 4, Funny

    To power the new Radeon Mobility X800 graphics card, your laptop will enable the afterburner. This will inject kerosene into the exhaust jet to provide additional power to the generator. Please keep the laptop away from combustible materials for your own safety. During operation, you should wear noise protection earmuffs and keep a fire extinguisher handy. Turbine blades must be inspected by your closest General Electric Turbines facility each 10,000 hours of operation. Only use unleaded JET A1 fuel. DANGER: Avoid jet blast! Do not obstruct the air intake or data loss may occur.

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  51. C'mon, you lardasses by blair1q · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can generate well over 300 watts on a bicycle. You can generate 100 watts essentially indefinitely without breaking a sweat.

    You want to listen to your iPod? Hook it up to your bike!

    I wear my iPod when I'm on my bike. Imagine how much cooler it would be if it didn't neeed a battery...

    1. Re:C'mon, you lardasses by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Where I live, riding your bike with headphones is illegal and will result in a $130 ticket.

      Then the terrorists have already won.

  52. Re:Metric system 101 by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    Ever wondered why almost everywhere except France, stairs go in flights of 12? That's because the builders always used a rise per step of one inch per foot of total rise. Which will always give you 11 steps and a landing, no matter how much the total rise may be.

    Except in France, because France never bothered with feet and inches: they went straight from saying "about yay big" {or more probably "environ tellement grand"} to the metre, originally defined as the length of a pendulum which takes one second to swing from side to side. {Try it in the old formula T = 2 * pi * sqrt (L / g); remember the formula gives the time it takes to swing from side and back again}.

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  53. Why not mini-Stirling engines? by cratos · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Shouldn't these engineers be concentrating on building a miniature Stirling engine instead? The processor itself could provide most of the heat for the engine. Also, this would make the whole system a lot more efficient. Instead of generating more wasted energy in the form of heat, the heat from the processor would be recovered and turned into more electricity.

    1. Re:Why not mini-Stirling engines? by TheHawke · · Score: 2, Informative

      I like this idea.. The CPU would need a kickstart from a battery pack to start work, then as the BTUs rise, the cycle would change over and the Stirling would pick up the load, charging the "starter" batteries, and providing power.

      Quite efficient, Stirlings.. The Aussies are using two to drive a unmanned station down in Antarctica. Pricey tho.. 10,000 AU$ each for a pair of 1500w units.

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    2. Re:Why not mini-Stirling engines? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Pricey tho.. 10,000 AU$ each for a pair of 1500w units.

      So build one. There are exact plans in the July 1965 issue of Popular Science. Amazing No-Fuel "Space" Engine You Can Build, p.106. Scale it up for larger applications. (Article by Dr. von Braun too, only 35 cents.)

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  54. metremeter, metermetre, metermeter, metremetre by Rares+Marian · · Score: 2, Funny

    A metremeter is device for measuring things that are 1 metre long. It has only two numbers 0 and 10 marked at opposite ends.

    A metermetre is a metre within the precision (and accuracy) of the meter that was used to measure the metre.

    A metermeter is a device used to measure meters in units unknown.

    A metremetre is a square with area of 1 metre in length on each side. A metremetremetre would be used for cubes.

    Thank you.

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    1. Re:metremeter, metermetre, metermeter, metremetre by turgid · · Score: 1

      What would you use for the volume of an order-6 hypersphere?

    2. Re:metremeter, metermetre, metermeter, metremetre by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      Bah, kids these days... they even want us to do their copy-pasting! Just take the damn word 'metre' and copy-paste it six times will ya?

    3. Re:metremeter, metermetre, metermeter, metremetre by Rares+Marian · · Score: 1

      What I want to see is an order-X object that would require a name 1 metre long. And someone has to find the correct font size that allows a perfect match even if that is a multiple of pi.

      That would make me proud.

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  55. Re:Powers of ten by csimicah · · Score: 1

    I guess everyone's idea of 'polish' is different, but centi- is not an SI preferred prefix; the power of 3 prefixes are more convenient and more familiar to most of us.

    There's a 10^2 prefix, too - hecto - but you don't hear that one too much for the same reason.

  56. Battery Recalls x 10^3 by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 1

    They already do, methanol from Home Depot. Alcohol in the form of a fifth of vodka. And lighter fluid is sold in containers of lighter fluid in drug stores everywhere.

    Methanol, ethanol, butane or naptha. Any one of them, with appropiate air/fuel mixture and adjustments to compression pressures, would probably fuel it quite well.

    Problem, though. Control of temperatures, pressurized gases, liquids, etc. would probably (conservatively) be 100 times more difficult than current (as in, contemporary, not in terms of dq/dt) engineering problems involving batteries. Neglect, for a moment, the inevitable design and manufacturing errors causing recalls: Drop your cellphone, crack a turbine blade. Two weeks later in your pocket, the engine grenades. It's like hydrogen cars - neat idea from a technical standpoint, but suicidally stupid in the real world.

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    1. Re:Battery Recalls x 10^3 by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Why the ds in the current eq'n?

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  57. Oh yeah! by Rhinobird · · Score: 1

    Dude, you just gave me a chubby.

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  58. Radio Runs On Free Energy by ralphcringely · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Reminds me of a radio that runs wihout batteries or a plug. There was a how-to-build-it in Popular Science many years ago.

    You take a crystal radio, tune it to a strong AM station, run the output not to a loudspeaker but to a rectifier, then use that to power a transistor radio which you can tune to any station.

    Viola! Free energy!

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    1. Re:Radio Runs On Free Energy by Exaton · · Score: 1

      "Viola! Free energy!"

      Just in case that was not a typo, I feel obliged to point out that it should have been "Voila!".

      "Viola", you see, means "raped" (simple past, 3rd p.s.).

      Kindly keep your deviant free energy fantasies to a reasonable level. Thank you.

    2. Re:Radio Runs On Free Energy by ralphcringely · · Score: 1
      A viola is a stringed instrument, an alto violin.

      This was not a typo, but an attempt, perhaps too subtle, to be cute.

      The radio I described was remembered, not fantasized.

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  59. Why not build a proof of concept? by totoanihilation · · Score: 1

    Local laws notwithstanding (because I'm sure you were talking about a stationary bike, right?), why don't you try to build one yourself? There are already plenty of plans on how to build iPod charger using batteries. So it's not so much of a stretch to imagine a generator charging the battery pack, charging the iPod...

  60. Great! by FatTux · · Score: 1

    Now instead of carrying a cellphone and a Zippo in my pocket, I will have the choice for a 2-in-1 combo!

  61. Haven't we already been here before? by CPNABEND · · Score: 1

    I am a bit fuzzy as to how I need something that will literally burn a hole in my pocket. And, IIRC, at 100K RPM, doesn't it act like a gyroscope?

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  62. Re:This WARNING label on gaming notebooks recommen by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    You forgot the warning in 72-point type: "Use ONLY in a Well-Ventilated Area."

    Also, these warnings are printed in eight different languages, all translated by Babelfish.

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  63. The speed of light in furlongs per fortnight by antispam_ben · · Score: 1
    ...

    1 furlong = 10 chains

    ...

    Now isn't that much better?


    You know what's even better than that? With Modern Technology, you don't have to remember ANY of that. You can type:

    the speed of light in furlongs per fortnight

    into http://google.com/ (or just click This Link) and it responds with an answer. I didn't check if it's the RIGHT answer, but the 10^14 factor seems to be in the ballpark.
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  64. It looks like a 3-phase motor to me... by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    and from looking at TFP, it looks easy enough to do those "coil" layouts on a regular printed circuit board. TFAseems to have given away the rest: Use a rare-earth magnet encased in titanium for strength at the very high RPM's generated by a dental drill.

    That soldering job (the six wires coming off the board) looks horrible. My worst SMT soldering looks better than that.

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  65. Not vegetable oil by edesio · · Score: 1

    We use them, sugar cane, to produce ethanol.

    And yes, it burns cleaner than gasoline.

    1. Re:Not vegetable oil by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      I remember reading an article about vegetable oil being used (mainly for trucks, buses and other larger vehicles). I've also read about ethanol bewing used (mainly for cars and other smaller vehicles). If these micreogenerators could run on ethanol (presumably in the form of methylated spirit) then that would be good.

      Stephen

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    2. Re:Not vegetable oil by edesio · · Score: 1

      Yes. They are talking about biodiesel. The plan is to put 2% to 5% vegetable oil in diesel. But, as far as I know, it is not happening today.

      Edesio

    3. Re:Not vegetable oil by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      The first article I remember reading about it was in an issue of New Scientist from the 1970s. That's a long development cycle!

      Stephen

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  66. Vegetable Oil takes fossile fuel to make by SkullMaggot · · Score: 1

    Vegetable oil based fuel requires fossile fuels to produce. I've read statistics indicating that the conversion doesn't work in our favor. A greater amount of energy from fossile-fuel is required to produce a much smaller amount of energy from vegetable fuel. All the tractors, trucks, water pumping stations, etc. used by the industry that produces the Ethanol are still coming from fossile fuels. Therefore, vegetable oil fuels like the Ethanol aren't really going to solve the problem on their own. At this point, talking about cleaner burning fuels and environmentally friendly fuels is only marketing FUD, until the rest of the dependencies are satisfied with non-fossile fuel energy sources (nuclear power, etc ,...)

    1. Re:Vegetable Oil takes fossile fuel to make by SkullMaggot · · Score: 1

      Here's a reference: http://www.news.cornell.edu/releases/Aug01/corn-ba sedethanol.hrs.html

  67. Re:mnb Re:No thanks. by alienmole · · Score: 1

    Because it's downloading the mpeg of the latest Stargate episode.

  68. Turbine inspectors by alienmole · · Score: 1
    Turbine blades must be inspected by your closest General Electric Turbines facility each 10,000 hours of operation.
    Alternatively, you can purchase an optional genetically engineered miniature turbine inspector, who will live in a compartment next to the turbine and inspect your blades on a regular basis. Miniature food supplies sold separately.
  69. Making change by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    ...or about the size of a dime. When coupled with a similarly sized gas-fueled microturbine (or jet) engine...his is still just a quarter of the problem

    Looks to me like nickel short...

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