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Blue Ring Around Uranus
ZedNaught writes "The BBC is reporting that 'astronomers have discovered that the planet Uranus has a blue ring - only the second found in the Solar System. Like the blue ring of Saturn, it probably owes its existence to an accompanying small moon.' According to the April issue of Science, the blue ring is one of two new outer rings recently discovered around Uranus using the infrared Keck adaptive optics system. The rings are blue and red like Saturn's E and G rings. The blue ring around Saturn hosts the moon Enceladus while the Uranus ring contains the moon Mab."
I should get that checked out....
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge." - Daniel Boorstin
How many Uranus jokes do people have to make before we finally get the name changed to something a little more tasteful? I'm thinking something along the lines of Urectum. Or do I have to wait around until 2620 to see that happen?
After calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
If ever there were a topic begging for a goatse post, this is it.
You should see the ring around the other guy...
In other news, Uranus has filed suit against Neptune for making it pick up the soap, which Pluto clearly dropped.
You will see me around a lot today...
we've found the proverbial "blue moon?"
"National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
I guess Papa Smurf forgot to clean up...
OMG! Pretty rainbows around a planet. Did they find ponies also?
Table-ized A.I.
I, for one, salute our new blue ringed overlord.
Still not a serious comment on the news story...
In any case, I found it odd that when MSNBC reported on this a few days ago they called the ring "rare". Considering that we have a whole 8-10 planets to base this on (depending on who's definition you use of "planet") I would consider the 20-25% of "blue ring" planets to be fairly common. It's not like this is an albino Kodiak or some other anomaly.
Aside from that have a blast mocking the planet for it's unfortunate name. What were they thinking? It's like naming a boy Sue or some such nonsense.
Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
How is NASA going to pitch the missions?
The Uranus Probes?
I'd hate to be the mission-director for that one...
I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
Some years ago during the science segment of a local news broadcast, the announcer was discussing Uranus, and he simply could not make himself pronounce it properly. He kept putting the accent on the first syllable, getting redder and redder the whole time. Finally he said it right, and everyone else just lost it completely and burst out laughing. One of the funniest things I've ever seen on the news.
The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
a place where the sun don't shine...
About fifteen years ago, news broadcasters here in the UK suddenly changed how they pronounce Uranus, placing heavy emphasis on the "Ur", shortening the "a" sound, and allowing the "nus" to trail off. This, of course fooled nobody.
Every single Slashdotter who thinks they're hilarious will inevitably make their way down the comments, groan that they weren't the first to the joke, and then attempt to make one anyway.. ... the thought clearly never crossed my mind! Ahem.
I've got the spirit, lose the feeling.
In other news the 10th 'planet' has finally been named Mykok, pronounced Mick Oak.
Quite interesting... Uranus' moon is part of the ring - the particles are hitting it - and the moon is slowly disintegrating. Wonder how long it will take for the moon to completely dissolve into the ring.
--- lm747
I've always thought that makes it sound like "Urinous", i.e. made of urine. Maybe that's just me though.
Does someone here know how Voyager missed this?
It's funny that even if you do mispronounce it like that, it comes out as "urine-us," which is just as bad.
Man walks in to the waiting-room at his doctors office.
There is his old friend he hasn't seen in a while also waiting for his appointment.
Man: - It's kind of embarrassing to say but I come here because I have a blue ring around my penis.
Friend: - What a coincidence, I am here with a similar problem. I have a red ring around my penis.
Friend goes in to doctors office and comes out after two minutes, smiling.
Friend: - Doctor said I should not worry, just go and take a shower.
Man goes into doctors office and doctor takes a look at his "problem".
Doctor: - Sorry to say but I will have to amputate your penis.
Man: - But that's not what you told my friend with almost the same problem.
Doctor: - You have to understand that there is a clear difference between lipstick and gangrene.
Damn 2000 flushes splashback...
This guy's the limit!
because its always looked brown to me...
DEAD DEAD DEAD DELETE ME
As long as the ring is not red and itchy, Uranus will be fine.
I freakin love how you Brits say Aluminum: awlyu-min'-ee-um. So sweet.
Why are you look at my anus in the first place?
To err is human; effective mayhem requires the root password!
I mentioned, on another tech news website I won't name, they should be called the Blue Angel rings.
Can someone please explain what the difference between a "small moon" and a "large asteroid" is?
By my own definition asteroids are something that are flying through space and moons are small planets/rocks that are orbiting something... I guess it comes down to definition of "a planet".
Is it a matter of size or what? Why was "our" Moon not labeled: "Large Dustry Rock Orbiting Earth"?
There's a punchline somewhere out there, trust me.
Is that like putting shoe polish on the periscope/telescope?
el o el
I too have felt the cold finger of injustice.
"[+] uranus, science, space, astronomy, anal (tagging beta)"
Windows has detected an undetectable error.
Thats what happens when the water splashes up. Damn 2000 flushes...
Please. Your way is just a spelling error that stuck.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium#Spelling
Upon discovery of the blue ring NASA administrators immediatly began a search for an Astroproctologist.
+1, Beavis.
A-huhuh-huhuhuhuhuh....huhuhuh....
Weaselmancer
rediculous.
Anyway, perhaps a tune more relevant to this particular story would be better for a goatse ringtone. How about Crystal Gayle's "Don't it make your brown eyes blue".
Ahh - My eye!
The doctor said I'm not supposed to get Slashdot in it!
A buddy of mine was just chatting some politics with me. He said I should cheer up. He said, 20 years from now, we will think nothing of it when our president does the "Beavis giggle" when discussing anything "sensitive". Having ended that conversation only to read this one, clearly, my friend is on to something here...
Math is math. Regular expression is regular expression. The tools are there. The future is now.
... will help red rings, but has never been tested on blue ones.
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There is inferior bacteria on the interior of your posterior.
http://www.ips-planetarium.org/planetarian/article s/folkloreBlueMoon.html
"National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
These Uranus jokes are getting out of hand. Really, why don't they just change Uranus's name to something less offensive? And please, no funny business with names like Miass or Butfuka, either! The joke's not funny. Not at all! Really. No.
And your way is just a suggestion by an Anonymous Coward. The creator of Aluminum himself named it "Aluminum," logically, because it came from the mineral alumina.
Scorta futuere amo!
In fairness, the Greek was pronounced something closer to "oorenos" (with a long "o" at the end). The problem comes with putting a "y" before the "ou" vowel; that's an artifact of Latin.
All's true that is mistrusted
As much as I'd like to be, I guess I really shouldn't be surprised at the amount of Uranus jokes on Slashdot. What, are we 10 now?
Scorta futuere amo!
The thought occurs that since the ring is blue, it might have formed by some object having rammed Uranus pretty hard. This doesn't fully explain the red ring, but in either case, this theory sounds good on the whole.
If you get this, we're 10 of a kind.
eating smurfs.
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Exactly.
Uranus is the Latinized form of Ouranos, Greek name of the sky. The 'yu' pronunciation is an example of an iotated vowel. The derivation from the Greek shows that the 'yu' sound is an artifact. I am not aware if it came in with the Ancient Roman pronunciation of the latinised version or whether it has come in only recently with the English pronunciation of the latinised spelling. I suspect the latter. Some English speakers seem to like to iotate 'u' sounds, an example being 'nyuclear'.
Most dictionaries give the un-iotated version as a possible pronunciation and I certainly find it a less compromising pronunciation to use.
Does your dad tell you to bend over and spread your countertop when he visits?
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
Fry: "Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus." *laughs*
Leela: "I don't get it."
Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh. What's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."
- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then ???, then profit.
Do you remember some years ago when the first probe visited Uranus? The astronomers couldn't talk about "our probe of Uranus" with straight faces, so they changed the planet's pronunciation from "your anus" to "urinous." Not that "our urinous probe" is much better, if you ask me.
German: Ihr Anus
Dutch: uw anus
French: vos anus
Italian: il vostro anus
Portuguese: seu anus
Spanish: su anus
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
Even worse, it sounds like urine-ass. Good way to get a rash.
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
HAHAHAHAHA! "It is a gas giant..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Don't be apathetic. Procrastinate!
Early in my career I worked at a city observatory and planetarium where among other duties I had to help with public visits. Damn near every single guy who walked through the doors immediately cracked some lame Uranus joke, and then expected us to laugh, as if it was the funniest, most original thing we'd ever heard. They were always amazed that we weren't rolling on the floors afterwards.
I fucking hate that planet now.
I wonder...
Blue Ring Around Uranus
Do the slashdot editors even read the HEADLINE?
Frink: Nice try floyd, but you were designed for scrubbing, and scrubbing is what you shall do.
You need one of these then.
If my call is important, why am I talking to a recording?
Somebody got splashed with the TidyBowl.
Cue Futurama jokes about smelling Uranus.
Where's "+1, Wrong on so many levels but still somehow funny" mod?
How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
WORST PLANET NAME EVER....
seriously did nobody think of this when they name Uranus??????
actually I am happy to see you, however that is in fact a banana in my pocket.
Let's probe Uranus.
Uranus is big and gassy.
Hey Servo, we need to go to Uranus and wipe out the Klingons.
The ______ Agenda
...in scientific circles, we pronounce "Uranus" "your-an-us" not "your anus".
And it is definitely "Orion's sword," and not *taht* kind of sword you dirty little geeks.
Stick Men
This is a serious question... Is Uranus in the Milky Way??? This is serious, our solar system is in the milky way or outside of it??? ----------------- I take astronomy serious, but comedy is seriously needed and I have laughed in front of the pc about 7 times now!
The name should be kept, It can be used to help market astronomy more. USE IT like evidently SLASHDOT did!!! A bad side effect could be that comedians would probably die of starving!
"In fairness, the Greek was pronounced something closer to 'oorenos'"
This raises the point how we somehow insist on pronouncing words from other languages as if they are English when they are not.
Most people do not pronounce kilometer (kilo-meter not kil-OM-eter'), diplodocus (die-ploh-doh-cuss not dip-PLOD-duh-cuss) and archeopteryx (ark-ay-oh-tear-icks not ar-key-OP-tuh-ricks') correctly either.
In reality, Uranus is pronounced 'throat-wobbler mangrove' (;P)
I couldn't help it, I didn't notice the toilet bowl cleaner when I sat down... Now I have this friggin blue ring around my anus.
I think your post got modded redundant because the brown ring joke had already been posted a couple times higher up in the discussion.
This is why before I hit submit after previewing a post, I reload the thread just to make sure someone else hasn't said what I'm saying already.
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Just out of curiosity, anyone here have any idea how many anal-oriented jokes this article has spawned here so far?
Would it be a buttload, shitload, assload, crapload, or fuckload?
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Aluminium, for so we shall take the liberty of writing the word, in preference to aluminum, which has a less classical sound. (Q. Review VIII. 72, 1812)
While this did show my typical American ignorance , I wasn't being facetious. I do like the sound of the word. I will, however, stick with the true original name aluminum.
Screw the farkers, I refer you to my response to a previous Slashdot Uranus story.
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http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/09/
GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
Yeah, I apologize. It was wrong. I'll do anything for a laugh. Even call someone a human coffee table.
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
So in other words, we lose all the ass jokes and get subjected to piss jokes (which just aren't as funny as ass jokes IMHO.)
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Mine still has that "new, almost unused" beautifully tight pink ring...
you're doing something wrong if your girlfriend's ass looks "almost unused". My girlfriends ass is all busted out like a lady baboon's.
For some reason this popped into my head: There's a ring around Uranus and its blue There's a ring around Uranus and its blue There's a ring around Uranus and its here to entertain us There's a ring around Uranus and its blue! Hey, if someone else can post the whole greek/latin background of where the word Uranus came from, im NOT the saddest person in the room ;)
"Sarcasm is for *winners*, Alan." - Charlie Harper (Two and a Half Men)
I supposit, uumm, suppose, or posit that this could make for more than "missile-aneous reeding"...
Now, imagine the jokes if it were pronounced "urine-us"...(YOU'RE-n-USS")
(image word: "joyfully")
Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
be FIRST:
"We intend to be the FIRST in EVERTHING: Militarily, technologically, economically.... That means we intend to be the FIRST to plant a flag on URANUS... And IFFFF somehow you beat us to URANUS, we'll play capture the f(L)ag there and viciously knock over or clip and chop down your poles mounted on URANUS..."
Yeh, we can then rewrite the Star Spangled Banner...
"Oh, say can you STREAM, by the BROWN dirty LIGHT?
What so PROUDLY we ASSailed, by the tight-light that's GLEAMING....
Oh, say does that stank-pole there tattered and stained...
From the POHH-kets of deBRIS..."
Nah.. with so much potential to be lambasted and ASSaulted politically, MAYBE just MAYBE a smaller country will be allowed to be FIRST for a change...
(As a "frickin' Alien", I declare the right to ridicule ANY terran words... but, since I was deposited on this rock without a choice in birth canals, I only know (for now) THOSE flag-related tunes...)
Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
That explains the red ring.
Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
Good advice there about reloading. I guess it never occurred to whoever modded that the time span might only be a few seconds from the first post to mine.(I dunno, I ain't bothering to go through that again)
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http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s930305 .htm
Quite a few jokes circulated after those news, such as: "Two young astronomy students sit on a beach, watch the stars, until the guy says romantically "where would you rather be, on the ground (=Earth) or on Huya"..
mm doesnt quite work in English though..
...or in GW's case (among others), "nyucular" :)
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