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What Do Geek Squad Technicians Actually Do?

Zenitram asks: "I am a lead technician at a company that repairs computers for various vendors. Many of our systems are from Best Buy's Geek Squad. Based on the systems Geek Squad sends us, it makes me wonder what, if anything, do they actually do? We get systems that have issues that we simply shouldn't have to work on, like: installing device drivers, OS reloads, and reseting CRUs (Customer Removable Units). Additionally, we get systems that are misdiagnosed such as: bad hard drive when a system has faulty RAM; no POST when it simply won't boot into Windows; or no boot when it won't power on at all. So, what is the scope of technical repair that Geek Squad techs do?"

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  1. Hand holding. by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some people need that kind of support.

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    1. Re:Hand holding. by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Funny

      You (or more typically, your elderly parents) ring up and say "my mouse won't work", someone comes around to your house and plugs it in / cleans the mouse ball / upsells you an optical mouse.

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    2. Re:Hand holding. by ericdano · · Score: 5, Funny

      Plus they have those really neato cars. I see them on the freeway sometimes.

      I think Apple should buy them, and then when they make a call, they replace the PC with a Mac. Simple, and then there would be no return call.

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    3. Re:Hand holding. by DarthMAD · · Score: 5, Funny

      I agree- when was the last time a door-stop or paperweight needed repair?

    4. Re:Hand holding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well we're assuming you're not going to continue running your old PC after you get it.

      Besides, it'd be a bitch to move that old WinXP box just to get a paper that is beneath it.

    5. Re:Hand holding. by Tweekster · · Score: 4, Funny

      And they dress like mormons

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    6. Re:Hand holding. by LiquidAvatar · · Score: 3, Informative
      The full quote, since Three Dead Trolls rock, is:

      "Listen, the next time your daddy tells you his computer isn't working? I want you to tell him it's broken. Okay? And tell him to give it to you to play with, and send him back to the store to buy an iMac, okay? It's a computer especially built for idi... ummm... for, you know, mommies and daddies."

      The Internet Help Desk is divine comedy.

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    7. Re:Hand holding. by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Some people need that kind of support.

      You hit the nail on the head. That's exactly the point of Geek Squad and similar repair/upgrade services. It's all too easy for slashdotters to pile on Geek Squad, since they don't do much that's very difficult (and I doubt they pay enough to to attract top-notch techs anyway, so they have to send things out a lot, duh). But the typical home or business computer user is NOT a geek.

      Yes, there are lots of geeks of varying degrees, but not everyone wants to know how to par tition a hard drive, install device drivers or diagnose problems that turn out to be merely software related. My mom wants Word and Photoshop to work, and that's it. She doesn't care about overclocking for 7% better performance in a game, maximizing her server's reliability or learning Linux inside and out. She still INSISTS of using Netscape, for Pete's sake. Looke at how many people who can afford broadband still use dialup. People like them are plenty willing to pay for someone else to worry about their problems, or else wait patiently for me to have a chance to check it out. Or they buy Macs.

      I'm not sure why so many tech-savy folks can't understand that they are special (although they often like to point out that they are), or that not everyone wants to be a computer expert. I like driving my neat little car around town, but I'll be damned if I'm going to freeze my butt off if it needs brakes in the winter. Bodywork? Hah! Simple and labor-intensive, but not thanks. I'm not mechanically inept, but I have a job and like to have dirty work done for me sometimes. And how is this news or "stuff that matters?"

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    8. Re:Hand holding. by itchy92 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That doesn't sound like a Windows problem, that sounds like an Adobe problem, or possibly a driver problem... Or possibly a Windows problem, but that wouldn't be my first assumption.

      Blame where blame's due; Windows has its flaws, Office has its flaws, Microsoft has its flaws. But when comments like this are made, I envision one of two things:

      • A script kiddie who thinks he's super 1337 and tinkers with stuff about which he knows nothing, then gets frustrated and blames it on Windows being broken.
      • The quintessential rapid fanboy, who cares so much about loyalty to some pseudo-indie megacorp or some vague idealistic movement that anything beyond those boundaries defaults to evil/substandard.

      If we use anecdotes as a metric to guage product quality, Windows is the most amazing OS ever. My seven machines at home that I use for audio/video/image editing, 3D modeling, gaming, development, and lab machines never crash... ever. My 1000+ user environments that I architect using Microsoft solutions almost never have an issue, and even less rarely an issue that is caused directly by an MS product. OTOH, my Linux box has never had all its hardware working concurrently, it crapped out when I tried to recompile my kernel, and I can't configure it the way I want. Clearly this means Linux is the paperweight, and Windows is, like, deus ex machina, right? No; it simply means that Windows is the right platform for my needs, and I know enough about it to make it work for me. And that I'm a clueless Linux n00b.

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    9. Re:Hand holding. by tgd · · Score: 4, Funny

      *glances at dead ibook holding door open*

      *sigh*

      Thats not funny.

    10. Re:Hand holding. by BiAthlon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can we ban the use of Architect as a verb in IT? Those people have worked very hard and get paid very little in comparison to us. The least we can do is not steal their title and use it as a verb. Along those same lines, Architect and Engineer are registered and licensed professions. Let's not steal their titles unless you think you want to be licensed and have to work years as an intern before you even get to take the test.

      You don't ever Chef something, you'd cook it. The same with an Architect, you would design something.

    11. Re:Hand holding. by Orange+Crush · · Score: 4, Funny

      I agree. My mom's a domestic engineer. If you call her a house wife, she'll engineer you right across the face. =D

    12. Re:Hand holding. by TCaptain · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll second that.

      I've spoken to a few around here when purchasing some hardware at best buy and beyond the absolute minimum basics, they know nothing.

      I'll give my respect to the ONE member I spoke to who admitted knowing nothing, but promised to do some research if I needed a service call (I didn't...I can do that on my own...I was just asking a question) but the rest, it was a amazing the bull they'd spew (one of them seemed quite fond of the BOFH, not realizing I knew about it).

      The problems the OP describes with systems he received do not surprise me one bit. However, I don't think this kind of service is really marketted for businesses is it? I mean, I always thought it was geared towards the ULTRA newbie who would have problem plugging in a usb mouse and such. I mean my impression is that they are no better or worse than any large chain minimum wage tech support peons... rebranded with a "cool" new image and such.

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    13. Re:Hand holding. by Mayhem178 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They don't do a damn thing. I had a friend ask me to diagnose his laptop one time. Symptoms included spontaneous powerdowns (mostly during gaming), inordinate amounts of heat, and occasional buzzing noises. Anyone with a little computer expertise would recognize this as a faulty fan and/or heatsink. I told him as such. I was wary of opening the laptop myself, as it was brand new. So he took it back to Best Buy to let their Geek Squad deal with it. When he submitted it for repair, he told them about the symptoms. When he got it back a couple of weeks later, it appeared that they hadn't even bothered to check that their "repairs" had worked. They replaced the damn battery. Of all the stupid things I've ever seen, it took them two weeks to replace a battery that didn't need to be replaced in the first place.

      At that point I convinced my friend never to purchase from Best Buy again, at least, nothing that will require tech support. When I finally opened the laptop myself, the processor's heatsink was being held on by 1 screw, and even it was loose.

      My diagnosis: the Geek Squad does nothing. It was a publicity stunt to make consumers think that Best Buy employees knowledgable technicians, when in reality these so-called "experts" probably spend all day sitting around thinking they're "1337 h@x0rs" because they downloaded TweakXP.

      On another occasion I heard a Geek Squad guy tell an elderly couple that hyperthreading was "like having 2 processors in 1." I nearly flipped my lid, but that's a different story for a different day.

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    14. Re:Hand holding. by CastrTroy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I know a guy who got a job at Best Buy. They made sure he had his A+ certification. He studied from some videos and books he downloaded from the internet for a couple nights, and passed. I still wouldn't want him fixing my computer. They expect you to know a lot of useless stuff, like memorizing IRQs of COM ports, but don't expect you to know useful stuff, like how to go into the BIOS and disable quick POST so that it actually tests the memory. Or how to diagnose problems that actually occur in real life. This guy isn't dumb, and knows his way around a computer, but I still wouldn't trust him fixing my computer. Its a kin to getting the guy down the street to fix your car, because he spend a couple days memorizing facts about cars, without actually knowing how to diagnose or fix the problem.

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    15. Re:Hand holding. by admdrew · · Score: 5, Funny
      I don't know what kind of weird hardware you have hooked, up, but My linux box supports all the hardware I throw at it.

      I've yet to see either my windows machine or my linux box handle devices thrown at it. If they're small, like a pen or a cat, the item will bounce off the side and chances are the machine simply won't do anything at all. If they're largish, like a motherboard or possibly an xbox, the computer falls over and I immediately get a BSOD on the windows machine or a kernel panic on the linux box.

      My friend claims his mac can handle anything thrown at it, but I think he's only saying that because he doesn't actually own a mac, and therefore would be unable to actually hit it with any object.

    16. Re:Hand holding. by plorqk · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least you'll get more service out of a mormon than the Geek Squad.

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    17. Re:Hand holding. by itchy92 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You talk about script kiddies not knowing what they are doing, and then blaming windows, when this is exactly what you are doing with Linux.

      But that's not what I'm doing at all. I wholly agree that my poor Linux experience is because I don't know nearly enough about Linux (hence saying that I was a "clueless Linux n00b"). The whole point of my post was that in most cases, it's not the OS that's at fault, it's one or more external factors.

      Yeah, I'd love to be able to wipe out half the crap in Windows and leave only the features I need (although I already do by using XPe, but that's not a standard capability of Windows); and I really like that Linux does let you do that. But it's a compromise; I forfeit that ability but instead have a system that (for me) is easier to use and does everything I need... and does it pretty well.

      I've had driver issues for a bunch of my hardware (not necessarily on the latest distros), including my Audigy 2, my Radeon video card, my Podxt guitar interface, my M-Audio microphone interface, and the SATA controller on my motherboard. The kernel compiled successfully, but I couldn't boot into it; I probably just removed some component I shouldn't have. But again, I wasn't bashing Linux, just showing why anecdotal evidence shouldn't be submitted as a conclusive measurement of a product.

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    18. Re:Hand holding. by Wizy · · Score: 2, Informative

      No they dont. We are talking about Geek Squad here. They show up and tell you your mouse is dead and try and sell you a $100 mouse from Best Buy.

      Not many of the techs from Geek Squad would know what to do about the mouse problem. I work for a competitor and we go to 4 or 5 calls a week just because Geek Squad really made the computer worse. They made it so much worse that the people called us to fix it instead. They seem to push new parts more than fixing anything.

    19. Re:Hand holding. by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "I convinced my friend never to purchase from Best Buy again"

      That was a valuable gift you gave your friend. I hope he appreciates you.

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    20. Re:Hand holding. by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      beyond the absolute minimum basics, they know nothing.

      Basically, from what I gather, they take a shotgun approach to almost any problem.

      "Oh, having problems with your drivers?" Image the drive.

      "Word not working?" Image the drive.

      "System locking up?" Image the drive.

      And so on...

      But then, when all you've got is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

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    21. Re:Hand holding. by Golias · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't know much about cars, but when I take mine in for service, I'd like the person who works on it to be an expert mechanic.

      Likewise, if a relative of mine takes their PC to Geek Squad, it would be nice if the guy who looks at it knows how to diagnose simple driver problems or hardware failures.

      That's one thing I like about the so-called "genius bars" in the Apple retail stores. They are not perfect and have a lot of the same problems as any other support center, (and their wait times are sometimes maddening), but since that particular support center is owned by the vendor, and the presige of the entire fucking company is on the line every time they help somebody, there's tremendous corporate pressure for those people to know what the hell they are doing and to act like professionals.

      I know several people who now refuse to buy any computer other than Macs, not because they like the OS so much or because they think the hardware is anything special, but simply because they know that if there's a problem, they can get help which is actually, you know, helpful. For a non-techie, this is far beyond worth the mark-up on Apple's computers.

      Swerving back on to the topic at hand, The Geek Squad is really not much worse than a lot of other tier-1 PC support centers out there. They just happen to be the most visible. The support industry is rife with people who don't even know what defrag does, let alone when it would be useful to use it.

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    22. Re:Hand holding. by Incongruity · · Score: 5, Informative

      My diagnosis: the Geek Squad does nothing. It was a publicity stunt to make consumers think that Best Buy employees knowledgable technicians, when in reality these so-called "experts" probably spend all day sitting around thinking they're "1337 h@x0rs" because they downloaded TweakXP.

      It's such a shame too -- the geek squad started as an independent computer tech service in Minneapolis long before Best Buy bought them... and they had a reputation for being really sharp and being good problem solvers. Now look at 'em. What a shame.

    23. Re:Hand holding. by TasteeWheat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      On another occasion I heard a Geek Squad guy tell an elderly couple that hyperthreading was "like having 2 processors in 1." I nearly flipped my lid, but that's a different story for a different day.

      Have YOU ever tried explaining something remotely technical to an elderly couple? I don't blame that guy for giving a half-assed answer. It would be easier than spending an hour explaining a concept that the old geezers would still not understand or even remember the next day. Besides, as far as Windows is concerned, hyperthreading IS like having 2 processors in 1 (even though I'm sure everyone here understands the real way in which it works).

    24. Re:Hand holding. by blueturffan · · Score: 5, Insightful
      On another occasion I heard a Geek Squad guy tell an elderly couple that hyperthreading was "like having 2 processors in 1." I nearly flipped my lid, but that's a different story for a different day.

      Considering a) the audience and b) the fact that HT "allows a Hyper-Threading equipped processor to pretend to be two "logical" processors to the host operating system" (per Wikipedia), I fail to see why this oversimplificaton was egregious to the point of lid-flipping.

      In my opinion, this sounds like nothing more malicious than adapting the message to the audience.

      On the other hand, replacing a new battery to stop a buzzing heatsink does show inexperience, ineptitude, and incompetence.

    25. Re:Hand holding. by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny
      I too am often skeptical of people who say things without thinking. For example, I once heard someone say that their PC wasn't worth pissing on. Well, duh, of COURSE it isn't!! Something like that would probably get you electrocuted, not to mention the fact that it would likely ruin your desk and stink up the room.

      -Eric

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    26. Re:Hand holding. by hb253 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In my previous life, I was a Mechanical Engineer for 12 years. I designed fire protection systems, steam systems, chiller systems, HVAC systems etc. For the last 9 years, I've been working in IT (administratiom not programming). It still riles me up when I see someone in IT with a title of Engineer. Unless you're designing CPU's, motherboards, or other electronic parts using knowledge gained as part of your Electrical Engineering degree, you are NOT and Engineer.

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    27. Re:Hand holding. by walt-sjc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's interesting.. I was on a business trip and realized I needed a simple USB cable. Best Buy was right by the hotel, so against my better judgement I went in. The ONLY USB cables they had were of the "monster" style with massive braided sheilds, etc. and the LEAST expensive cable was $39 for a standard 6' cable!!! WTF? The 12 year old sales boy (he looked 12 anyway) claimed that that was all they carried. I made a comment that only an idiot would pay that much for a simple USB cable and walked out.

      Lucky for me, there was a Walmart (which I also detest) next to the BB which had an APC brand cable for $7.

      Frankly, there is no reason to ever patronize Best(Bad)Buy. Ever.

    28. Re:Hand holding. by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yeah, unlike the Mormons, I've *YET* to convince any member of the Geek Squad to give me a full release massage.

      -Eric

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    29. Re:Hand holding. by walt-sjc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had an old Titanium G4 Powerbook that wouldn't power on. I suspected the battery, and told a "genius bar" guy that. He played with a couple different power supplies, the PRAM reset, etc., and finally broke down and opened a new battery box. Powered right up. Of course I had tried all those things before, but he was following the Apple troubleshooting steps I had read on the net. I'm actually impressed that he didn't go for the easy answer first (since batteries are expensive) and tried all the options. This was at the Tysons Corner store in Virgina.

    30. Re:Hand holding. by cluckshot · · Score: 4, Informative

      I am pretty savy on computers and I had an event where my computer crashed due to the Antivirus guys at Symantic. Their software crashes your system and screws it up if you uninstall it without special tools. In any case I had a crash and needed my computer and my data saved and prompt recovery. My Microsoft OS was telling me I had to reinstall it and I would loose data. SO I WENT TO THE GEEK SQUAD local precinct as they call it. [HORRID MISTAKE!!!!]

      The decided they had to rebuild the system. That in their mind ment F-disk and of course the loss of all data. Well I managed to threaten them into not doing F-Disk and did get them to save a backup of the drive. They wanted to wipe out logical partitions. They wanted to get rid of a linux partition. I had to fight them all the way. It took them 7 days to reload Windows 2000 pro with my disks. They lost my disks which were OEM disks. Then they found them after another trip back. It went on and on. The total cost of this expedition was nearly $400 for their little stupid operation. I could have bought a simple new machine cheaper. If this is the quality of Best Buy generally, I suggest they should go out of business! I will not even shop there anymore after this!

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    31. Re:Hand holding. by tcphll · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wow, does nobody understand his point? He's not a windows fanboy, he openly admits he doesn't know Linux well enough to use it properly. His point is, for those who either won't read the whole post or simply cannot comprehend, that it is just as wrong for him to BLAME Linux for his lack of knowledge as it is for some that BLAME Windows for their lack of knowledge. He's not REALLY saying Windows is better than Linux (nor is he saying Linux is better than Windows). He was just making a (valid) point.

    32. Re:Hand holding. by COMON$ · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I have worked in private and public tech support over the years. The Problem with Geek squad is they have gone from the good ol idea of "Lets fix your computer and make some money while we are at it" to "Lets milk these poor ignorant SOBs for all they are worth"

      When it comes down to it, a good tech can evaluate in 5-10 mins whether or not you should just rebuild a PC. Don't know about you slashdotters out there, but personally, I see a computer with viruses on it I tell the customer to nuke and rebuild, we can back up any data necessary. Done, out the door in 2 hours looking brand new, and a bonus of not having to deal with all the OEM "enhanced software" I often tell customers that their computer will most likely run better than when they purchased it. In fact I bet if I ran the numbers on these customers I would have about a 95% non-return rate. THis is because when a PC has been rebuilt by my outfit or any knowlegable geek, we have the standard AVG, antispyware, and our fav Mozilla flavored browser on it renamed "Internet".

      Many of these Geek Squad outfits have techs who run an AV and malware check once through while working on 5 other PCs. When the AV turns up negative they shut the PC down and send her back "clean" not noticing the damage that was done or that their browser wont fire up let alone that word will work. Oh and they charged a nice standard fee for that scan they could have done at home.

      I guess it breaks down to a lack of pride in workmanship.

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    33. Re:Hand holding. by sirinek · · Score: 2, Informative

      Make friends with a Best Buy employee and get the same cable for $3 because that's what they'd pay (cost + some small percentage)

      I got a 50' network cable for something ridiculous like $4 once thru a friend of a friend. ;)

    34. Re:Hand holding. by COMON$ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Next time you need an image just ship it to any slashdotter, heck most of us will udercut them for $250 and give you a "free" copy of Norton Ghost to boot. :)

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    35. Re:Hand holding. by mattspammail · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's another factor at play that goes beyond technical skills, knowledge, or even sales. That factor is time. All of the items listed would take time to do, and time costs money, unless you charge per hour. In that case, time earns money. They could simply pass the item to you with a simple diagnosis, charge for part replacement ($$$$). Or on the off chance that you do actually diagnose and resolve the real issue (which takes time), the customer is happier and willing to 1) pay for the 2 1/2 to 3 hours of service charges, and 2) going to be happy to bring their computer back to the highly competent Geek Squad. Meanwhile, Best Buy is charging over and above what the shop charges them, so the longer a diagnosis takes, the more money Best Buy brings in. Misdiagnosis either costs the customer in time ($$$) or parts ($$$). Why would they want super-geeks dispatched to every call? That's not wise. It's much smarter to hire low-paid pretty-boys for service (more like service) calls, and earn money through outsourcing the actual work.

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    36. Re:Hand holding. by HumanisticJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I worked in Circuit City's IQ Crew (their answer to Geek Squad) for a while. On our crew, I was the only one there with a tech-support background, having supported machines for the local university for a few years. The others I worked with were the most "tech savy" in the store, i.e. the members of the floor sales staff that could toss the most jargon and confound the customers with the biggest words. My coworkers had all worked selling DVD players and Car stereos and had little to know knowledge of the inner workings of a computer. What's worse is that my supervisor sounded like his only link to information technology was having read PC Installation for Dummies.

      Right across the street, and I am quite literal about that, was a Best Buy. Despite the rivalry between the stores, some of my friends worked at the Best Buy so we'd often chat about the day's goings on and swap moronic customer stories. I also got to hear about their Geek Squad. Turns out it was no different there. As we were talking one day, my friend informed me he'd been offered to move up to the Geek Squad from his current job as product specialist in the DVD department. That's right, work there long enough, and they might promote you from floor sales to computer expert!

      My advice, never trust either of these places, it drains a mans soul to have to charge $60 to say what's wrong with your computer $10 per gig if you want anything backed up, and then $15-$45 per thing that needs fixing. Working in these teams, promotion has nothing to do with knowledgability and customer satisfaction, it has to do with how much money you can charge a single person to do 20 minutes of work.

      I still feel the hole in my essence left from my time there.

    37. Re:Hand holding. by walt-sjc · · Score: 2

      Um, I don't normally hang out with young kids - when you get older, that kind of thing is considered "bizzare behavior." But anyway, your solution to best-buy's pricing is to still patronize best buy rather than another company? Sounds a little silly to me. I'd much rather find a good local company to support.

      As a bit of history, I went to one of the original Best Buy store in Burnsville MN back in the early 80's. They sucked then and they continue to suck today.

    38. Re:Hand holding. by Mayhem178 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Which reminds me of a more recent story. A different friend of mine, who like me only builds his own computers, was going to purchase a stick of RAM from Best Buy because it was on sale at half price (marked down from $80 to $40). When he tried to purchase the RAM, however, he was informed that the discount is only valid if he let the Geek Squad install the RAM for him. The cost of such a procedure was, as you stated above, around $50, which essentially means that the discount would have ended up costing him more money than paying full price and installing it himself.

      Needless to say, he raised some serious hell about it. In the end the store manager let him have the discount without any interaction with the Geek Squad.

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    39. Re:Hand holding. by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Have YOU ever tried explaining something remotely technical to an elderly couple?"

      Yes, yes I have. And people don't give the "Old Geezers" much credit. After all, they are the generation that built society and technology to the level where we got it. How did the 'Old Geezers' do that? Dumb Luck?

      Sheesh. If there is anything wrong with society today, it's assuming someone with 5X the life experience you have is irrelevant because of a few wrinkles.

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    40. Re:Hand holding. by LindseyJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As someone who works in the same field, I love Geek Squad. The fact that their ad campaigns are so prevalent around this area and that there are several BBs here (and a good porton of the population that doesn't know any better) means that not only do I never have a lack of work, I also have excellent word-of-mouth advertising.
      "That guy fixed all the stuff that even the Geek Squad didnt fix. And he charged half what they did!"

    41. Re:Hand holding. by kimvette · · Score: 3, Funny
      Um, I don't normally hang out with young kids - when you get older, that kind of thing is considered "bizzare behavior."


      That is so untrue! I mean, look at Michael Jackson. . . oh wait a second, I see what you mean! ;)
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    42. Re:Hand holding. by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have YOU ever tried explaining something remotely technical to an elderly couple? I don't blame that guy for giving a half-assed answer.

              I feel sorry for the old folks. If he had just hyperthreaded the explanation, they'd have got a full-assed answer.

    43. Re:Hand holding. by TWX · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My brother worked at Best Buy for many, many years. The grandparent's post is mostly correct. He'd get peripherals for almost nothing, and even some large appliances like refridgerators that had a massive markup were discounted heavily when he bought them. Some things were weird as how the employee discount worked, like DVDs, CDs, and other stuff that had special conditions, but *most* computer parts and computers themselves fell into the nice discount category, as did televisions, VCRs, DVD players, Receivers, and the like. After awhile they started making employees pay with plastic to try to stop them from buying things on behalf of friends, but I'm sure that it didn't totally curtail that...

      He saw the writing on the wall when Geek Squad was coming, and he got himself transferred out of computer service and into the warehouse, where he unloaded trucks and helped customers with bulky purchases. Best, they somehow didn't drop his pay when he transferred, they actually gave him a small raise. He did it while going through college.

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    44. Re:Hand holding. by maxwells_deamon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The solution here is very simple but does not fit with there plans.

      Best Buy "tech" shows up with external USB extermal drive case. Backs up the drive. reinstslls. done. no real skill needed.

      Problem: this costs real time. It also has some risks that the users disk is bad. If I do this for a customer and the disk is bad I don't charge for the backup. also you are less likely to pay for a new computer. This should be carry in service if possible.

      Users do not want to pay for 2 hours of tech time just because they did not backup. (by the time all is said and done it is 2 hours got to drive the funny car...)

    45. Re:Hand holding. by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 2, Funny

      you misspelled SHAM :)

    46. Re:Hand holding. by nelsonal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The key factor that most of the PE's are arguing about is that once granted the designation, Professional Engineer, they bear the sole responsibility for the accuracy and correctness of the decisions behind everything they sign off on designing or approving. Meaning that if it breaks and kills some one after completion, they are responsible. When software designers are signed up for that, then they can call themselves engineers.

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    47. Re:Hand holding. by heinousjay · · Score: 2

      Funny how you can still sit down after pulling something that big out of your ass.

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    48. Re:Hand holding. by Dare+nMc · · Score: 2, Interesting
      LEAST expensive cable was $39 for a standard 6' cable!!! WTF?

      you needed to be more observent. They typically carry a usb hub, with 1 or 2 (cheap) USB cables included for $10.

      simular situation to you, I wanted a hub and 3 cables, I walked out with a 2 hubs and 4 cables for under $20 ($10 hub was on sale for $5, usb1 close-out but usb2 hub was also under $15, but what you said was also 100% true, the cheapest standalone cable was around ~$40)
    49. Re:Hand holding. by GWBasic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      After I graduated with a BS in CS, I went to work for Best Buy so I could have beer money while looking for a real job. They offered me positions in both car audio and PC tech. I took the car audio position because it paid almost double the PC tech position. Really, the "Geek Squad" is just a bunch of warm bodies who can't find anything better.

    50. Re:Hand holding. by Tweekster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They may be part of the generation that did that, but doest that suddenly make them the pioneers that actually did something, doubtful, particularly if they need someone from Geek Squad to help.

      Rednecks are part of the generation that made the current day internet, but I dont see anyone rushing to give them credit for it.

      A small percentage of a generation actually does something, the rest just take credit for it.

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    51. Re:Hand holding. by RegalBegal · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually Sir, When it comes to Best Buy (I didn't see CompUsa mentioned), Suncoast and whatever other companies fall under that umbrella. Employees can buy good for cost plus like 5%. So it's entirely plausable that he got a cable for 4 dollar through a friend.

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    52. Re:Hand holding. by Nerd4News · · Score: 2, Funny
      Did you perhaps mistype MCSE (microsoft certified systems engineer)?


      "Did you perhaps mistype MCSE (Must Consult Someone Else)"

      There, I fixed it for you.
    53. Re:Hand holding. by walt-sjc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Re-read my original post. In this case, Walmart was the lesser of two evils. Both companies actually operate very much the same. Low-quality products and business practices that screw America. BB actually is a little worse than Walmart due to the fact that "screw the customer at every opportunity" has been added to the formula.

  2. Who cares! by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They are paying you, right? Who gives a leap about what they do and don't do.

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    1. Re:Who cares! by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Who cares? I, as a consumer, care. If I take my computer to Geek Squad (I wouldn't, but speaking hypothetically) I don't want to be paying $150 just so they can take it to someone else whom they pay $75 to fix the problem. I'd rather take my computer straight to the guy who only charges $75.

      Moreover, if I were the guy who submitted the ask /., I'd care because I could, theoretically, market directly to Geek Squad's customers and raise my prices, but only to a level where my company would be undercutting Geek Squad.

      That's just the first two reasons I can think of. I'm sure I could think of more.

    2. Re:Who cares! by RealGrouchy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Moreover, if I were the guy who submitted the ask /., I'd care because I could, theoretically, market directly to Geek Squad's customers and raise my prices, but only to a level where my company would be undercutting Geek Squad.


      I've never heard of them before, but if Best Buy's "Geek Squad" people are as incompetent as they appear to be on this thread, I'd leave a virtual copy of my business card on the customer's desktop, with rates for repair.

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    3. Re:Who cares! by Tatarize · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The sad thing is, after two repairs, you've lost the entire cost of the system.

      You can get a brand new computer for cheaper than it costs to repair the broken one. At a certain point it's so cheap to buy a new one that they should just switch the harddrive over and upgrade them. I mean, if they misconfigured windows, so it stopped booting then they need a new harddrive with a new install.

      I think it would be easier to just sell a service where they take the contents of your old harddrive and pour it into a directory on a brand new system they sell you for 400 bucks.

      Hardware it too cheap to pay to repair it.

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    4. Re:Who cares! by eclectro · · Score: 5, Funny


      I care, because they might give geeks a bad name.

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    5. Re:Who cares! by kz45 · · Score: 2

      Who cares? I, as a consumer, care. If I take my computer to Geek Squad (I wouldn't, but speaking hypothetically) I don't want to be paying $150 just so they can take it to someone else whom they pay $75 to fix the problem. I'd rather take my computer straight to the guy who only charges $75

      Im sorry but this happens every day. It's called business. Almost every retail company does this in some form. Sure, it would be better if you could buy a product straight from a vendor/wholesaler, but most of the time, you get it from someone who buys it from someone else.

      Moreover, if I were the guy who submitted the ask /., I'd care because I could, theoretically, market directly to Geek Squad's customers and raise my prices, but only to a level where my company would be undercutting Geek Squad.

      The issues with geek squad will be fixed in time. People will know not to bring their computers to them, and other business will take its place. Most people I know already refuse to bring their computers there after a really bad experience.

    6. Re:Who cares! by Don'tTreadOnMe · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The sad thing is, after two repairs, you've lost the entire cost of the system.

      Yeah, I go back and forth on this.

      Sure, a computer only costs XX monetary units, but: my computer is set up the way I like it. It pisses me off every time I have to change the folder views, add software, update software, update windows, restore my files, forget one, restore the ones I forgot, and so on.

      I keep that in mind whenever I'm cleaning spyware off a personal client's PC, or when at a corporate client, remember that if I can get their computer back up and running in an hour or two of non-business time, then that means the employee can be back at work again at 9 AM, without having to go through all of that pain.

      It pays the bills, I suppose.

      But I hear you: I couldn't bring myself to pay someone that much.

    7. Re:Who cares! by lachlan76 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Umm, what? I've repaired my current system more than four times, and it's only added up to about AU$400. Bear in mind that at the time that it took place, the computer was worth over AU$1000. What you say is not always the case.

    8. Re:Who cares! by drachenstern · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's not like this site is for "Goodies for Geeks: Toys that Taunt" or anything.

      You're apparently a Nerd. And remember in RotN, we win!!!

      anyways, I'm going back into my corner and work on my battlebot...

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    9. Re:Who cares! by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here's a hint then, if you don't want to get ripped off and/or fucked over, don't set foot in Best Buy.

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    10. Re:Who cares! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In support of your point, I have to ask, How much does the story poster's company spend on advertising, marketing, and branding? If he feels that they should have Best Buy's customers, then why don't they? Why haven't they gone out to get them?

      Furthermore, his company is charging Best Buy $75/hour, but the company is paying him something (I'm sure considerably) less. Why doesn't he go after the Best Buy customers? Then he'd be making $150/hour! (Of course if he were actually successful, he'd need to start outsourcing some of the work to some company at $75/hour.)

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    11. Re:Who cares! by compro01 · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's a solution to this. Get your machine set up the way you like it, then take a Ghost image. Then, provided you keep all your documents in clearly defined locations, restoring is a matter of "Ghost, then copy". I do this, reinstalling Windows takes about an hour, 90% of which I spend watching TV while the hard disk churns.

      that's exactly as is done at the board IT dept here. they have ghost images on a special network share (accessable only to them) for every make and model of computer in the board. nothing is stored on the computers themselves (everything is stored on the network), so just run ghost and bam! problem fixed.

      it would also work quite handily for a home user if they keep regular backups.

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    12. Re:Who cares! by tapehands · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But who takes up the job to recycle the old system?

      I know anyone can go out and buy a $299 (e-machine/compaq/*), but those old computers have to go somewhere if the companies do what you propose. Sure, it'd be great to have those excess computers in schools, or just dump the components back in to making more bottom-feeder computers, but the whole system would probably just collapse on itself.

      The price required by a computer technician to repair a computer reminds me of a few comment threads I've seen on other IT/computer service-related questions here; Up your asking rate until the consumer wises up. Obviously, there's always going to be a market for the completely inept users...companies like Best Buy just haven't found the limit to what the majority of inept users will pay before they just decide to get a new computer. And honestly...if they aren't smart enough to use a recovery disk, what makes you think they'd be smart enough to buy a new computer instead of shelling out $150 to fix the old one? ;P

    13. Re:Who cares! by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If I take my computer to Geek Squad (I wouldn't, but speaking hypothetically) I don't want to be paying $150 just so they can take it to someone else whom they pay $75 to fix the problem. I'd rather take my computer straight to the guy who only charges $75.

      Geek Squad exists because it helps Best Buy sell more computers. Competent computer technicians are hard to find and expensive to retain.... which drives up the cost of running a large repair business. Also, because computer repair is a dead-end job, good people move on to bigger and better things.

      The real purpose of Geek Squad is to generate sales leads. 80% of people will spend $900 on a new computer rather than $450 to repair an older computer. Since Best Buy sells computers, and the salemen are about 25 feet from the Best Buy counter, the Geek Squad guys generate more hardware sales while breaking even or making a modest profit by hosing the people who pay for repairs.

      Most companies operate with a similar model today. Operate a service or sell a product at low or negative margin, in order to drive the sale of high-margin service contracts or accessories.

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  3. Well... by bcat24 · · Score: 5, Funny

    We know they use Winternals software. :)

    1. Re:well... by horatio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is a best buy thing, not just a "geek squad" thing. The warranty support I've gotten from BB sucks badly enough I stopped shopping there, and have basically told everyone I know that they're not worth dealing with.

      Just like you said, have to send your device (in my case it was an aftermarket car stereo) in over and over again, and it seems to come back without problem A fixed and has new problems it never had before - which then BB says it doesn't have problem A or B. After about 2 months of bringing it back to the store to have it shipped out to be "repaired" and getting it back with "no problems found", they give me shit about how they're not going to honor the replacement policy. When it starts to turn into a scene in front of the customer service desk, it turns into they want to replace my now totally busted unit with a piece of junk nothing near as nice as what I PAID FOR. I asked flat out about a feature I had in my broken unit that the model they wanted to give me lacked, and suggested "Don't you think X is an important feature?" - the question was obviously retorical, but he had the balls to stand there and tell me "No, it isn't important"

      Walk into a BB sometime and ask a moderately technical question that a consumer might ask about a computer. I'd venture to say based on people who have gone to BB and then come back to me (the real geek) to double check something that sounded dubious, 6 or 7 times out of ten the BB answer will be total coming-out-of-their-ass bullshit, because they figure you don't know any better.

      BB was in some hot water a few years ago here in Ohio with the state's AG over their warranty servicing, trying to sell returned/broken goods as new, etc. I have no idea what ever became of that.

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    2. Re:well... by insanemime · · Score: 2
      geek squad charges too much to do what any family nerd can do. install components / software and run malware/virus scans.
      Be care ful with that statement...I have fixed a lot of machines that people let their "family nerd" try to fix.
    3. Re:well... by kinzillah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Pack the sucker in foam, put it in a box and send it UPS insured for $1k or actual value, whichever is more. They'll handle it like a newborn kitten.

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    4. Re:well... by BobNET · · Score: 4, Insightful
      What is the actual value of the data on your harddrive?

      Nothing, 'cause you keep backups.

    5. Re:well... by surprise_audit · · Score: 2, Interesting
      My daughter's Fujitsu Lifebook hard drive broke a year or so ago, and her Best Buy warranty had just run out, so I found a replacement on eBay - twice the size (40Gb instead of the original 20Gb) and about $72. Then I tried to load the OS... Turns out that Fujitsu had supplied an install image on the hard drive, with no hard copy. Around page 83 in the manual, in the Troubleshooting appendix, it suggests you might want to burn your own CD. I went back and forth with email to Fujitsu Support over a couple of weeks about that, while waiting for the disk to arrive. Their first offer was "go buy a new copy of Windows XP",. After I bitched about how I shouldn't have to pay for a whole new copy of XP, they came back with: "send us the laptop and $100 and we'll install the OS for you". After suggesting it was lousy customer relations not to supply the image on CD, they suggested sending the laptop and $250 and they'd install a new 20Gb disk with the OS. Since then I've been relating this story wherever it might influence people considering Fujitsu hardware.

      I was actually able to recover a substantial amount of the old drive contents, but I had to download a copy of WinXP Home to install. I figure the Lifebook's original XP license was still valid, as there wasn't a substantial change in the hardware... If I hadn't been able to sort it out, Best Buy would probably have put in a 20Gb disk with just the OS and charged more than the 40Gb cost on eBay.

    6. Re:well... by quantaman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Pack the sucker in foam, put it in a box and send it UPS insured for $1k or actual value, whichever is more. They'll handle it like a newborn kitten.

      And that's supposed to be a good thing?!

      I tried sending a newborn kitten just like that via UPS once, I don't think you'd want a laptop ending up like that kitten did!

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  4. They job is to collect money from by rolfwind · · Score: 3, Insightful

    people more clueless than themselves. Maybe they should go to Apple's Genius Bar to get actual help with their PC:)

    Actually, I suspect, based on your summary, that they find it cheaper to contract out to you guys than having knowleable people on their staff. Best Buy just charges the customer anyway (a premium) so it's not like it's coming out of their pocket. If they knew what was wrong with it in the first place, like a faulty harddrive, wouldn't they just replace it themselves? It's not like they don't have the parts.

    1. Re:They job is to collect money from by snuf23 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One thing I always wondered about. Since Macs are so easy to use, why does it require a "genius" to fix one?
      The problem with "the Geek Squad" and any other computer service (including CompUSA sales for example) is that the pay is so shitty that if an individual actually knows something about computers they won't be working there.
      I remember one incident where a customer had brought a network card to the support desk at CompUSA and asked "Does this card support Linux?". The tech answered "Yes, it has Windows NT drivers. Windows NT is like Linux so it will work." The mindboggled stare of the obviously more savvy customer was priceless.
      Geek Squad has a great model. People pay them to fix their computers, they break it worse and wipe out the data. Then the people don't have to blame themselves for the data loss, they can blame Geek Squad.

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    2. Re:They job is to collect money from by bcat24 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      One thing I always wondered about. Since Macs are so easy to use, why does it require a "genius" to fix one?

      Well, my car is easy to use, but I wouldn't want to fix it myself. I'll leave car repair to the car geeks, and most people should leave computer repair to the computer geeks.
    3. Re:They job is to collect money from by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If the customer was so fucking savvy about linux, why is he wasting everybodys time in the store?

      I'm getting a little bored of the "does it support linux" analogy to show how stupid somebody is. Everyone uses it, and it's dumb.

      Linux is a fringe operating system. I've used it for about 15 years, and I've come to realize that nobody in a big box store has been trained to support it, or knows if device X works with linux. This is because nobody comes in looking to spend money on linux hardware.

      They really don't. Real geeks order their parts online. Not just because it's cheaper, but because the actual ordering is the culmination of maybe an hour or more's research into the particular products suitibility for linux. I just went through this looking for a TV tuner to use in a MythTV project. Most dont work, or arent fully supported, so I'm not going to walk into a store and ask somebody who won't know - most linux users wouldn't even know.

      In fact, I bet I could pick some random card off the shelf, walk up to Linus Torvalds himself, and ask "does this work with linux?" and he wouldn't know, and would probably blow me off with the same sort of answer.

      Or I'll ask you, and when you're so smart and smug, after you answer "of course it works with linux", I'll ask "does it work with BeOS? NetBSD? How about OS/2? Does it have native 64 bit drivers for Windows? Vista drivers? MS DOS?" And the second you don't know I'll be like "A HA! I GOT YOU SUCKA!"

      It's the customers job to educate him/herself, and the salesmans job is to sell. If grandma and grampa huckleberry bought a $5000 Vaio just to check their e-mail, because the salesman made up some techincal jibba-jabba, then it's on them. If he managed to sell them an extended warranty and a set of monster cables to hook it all up, then thats a job well done.

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    4. Re:They job is to collect money from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      If he had answered that he didn't know, then he would have been off the hook.

    5. Re:They job is to collect money from by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Insightful
      In fact, I bet I could pick some random card off the shelf, walk up to Linus Torvalds himself, and ask "does this work with linux?" and he wouldn't know, and would probably blow me off with the same sort of answer.


      In fact, I bet I could pick some random card off the shelf, walk up to Linus Torvalds himself, and ask "does this work with Windows?" and he wouldn't know, and would probably blow me off with the same sort of answer.

      And either way, that comparison would be a complete non-sequitor, as Linus doesn't purport to sell hardware. There was a time when minimal knowledge of the product you were selling was a good thing.
    6. Re:They job is to collect money from by Amouth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      a friedn of my dads took their laptop to best buy.. they told her she needed a new hard drive and mainboard and that they could do it for 1100$.. (the laptop new was 800$) so she gave it to my dad because he had one like it and figured he could use the battery and power adapter..

      anyways.. to make a short story short.. he had me look at it..

      all it needed was fixmbr under recovery console.. i so badly wanted to go teach them a lesson (as she had already bought a new laptop from them) but i found it not worth my time to go there.. we gave the working laptop back to her and told her never to go to best buy

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    7. Re:They job is to collect money from by Firehed · · Score: 4, Insightful
      And me being a geeky youngun', I actually applied to work for them. Yeah, yeah, I know, but I need the money. When they never so much as contacted me in any way, I came to the conclusion that I was vastly overqualified. Knowing someone who works in or around the Geek Squad, I've confirmed that - they need the color-coded connectors as much as Joe Sixpack (you'd think that Tab A not fitting in Slot B would be enough, but no, they need go make Tab A green and Slot B blue).

      The quizzical look I got back when I asked them for a copy of their price list (so I could then go cut their prices in half for my own repair services) was priceless. Apparently "comparison shopping" doesn't ring a bell with them, even with the Circuit City half a block down the street.

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    8. Re:They job is to collect money from by mj_sklar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As a salesman, no. Answering that you don't know does not get you off the hook. I've tried it. The customers assume that just because you work there, you're supposed to know everything about the products you sell. Sure, sometimes you'll get an educated customer who knows what he's talking about, but if that's the case, he won't really be asking you too many questions, would he? ;-)

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    9. Re:They job is to collect money from by devnull17 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Somehow, I think Linus Torvalds knows that Windows NT drivers are not compatible with Linux.

    10. Re:They job is to collect money from by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You applied, never got any response, and you automatically assume it was because you're over qualified? Christ, man, it's a good thing they didn't call you in for an interview, because I don't think you could have fit your ego through the door.

      Maybe it was because you were over qualified. Or, more likely, it was because they already had enough interviewable candidates lined up so they dropped your resume in the round file. Or they posted the job and then hired someone based on a current employee's recommendation. Or one of their employees knew you and mentioned that you smell bad, so they decided not to call you. Or the stack of resumes accidentally got destroyed in a freak blimp accident.

      Saying a company never called you becase you were over qualified might make you feel better about yourself, but it's almost never the actual reason they never called you.

    11. Re:They job is to collect money from by Jussi+K.+Kojootti · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Or I'll ask you, and when you're so smart and smug, after you answer "of course it works with linux", I'll ask "does it work with BeOS? NetBSD? How about OS/2? Does it have native 64 bit drivers for Windows? Vista drivers? MS DOS?" And the second you don't know I'll be like "A HA! I GOT YOU SUCKA!"
      Are you trolling? "I don't know" would have been a good answer -- the customer might not have bought the thingie, but at least he wouldn't feel he was lied to.

      FYI, I've asked the question you loathe several times and often received a useful response in a computer shop (like "No promises, but it's based on prism2 so it should work" while shopping for a cheap wlan adapter). Naturally I haven't been offended if the clerk didn't have a clue and admitted it.

      It's the customers job to educate him/herself, and the salesmans job is to sell
      Still can't tell if you're trolling or not... If the salesman only thinks of the current sale then the bonus system isn't rigged right. Consumers still have loyalty, if they find a good shop (you know, a shop that "educates them") they'll go there again -- even I do that and I'm a geek.
    12. Re:They job is to collect money from by technothrasher · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hehe... 'car geek'... Call the next mechanic you see a car geek... I wonder how that'll go over...

      Are you kidding? I call my mechanic a car geek all the time. There are 'muscle guy' mechanics and then there are definitely 'car geek' mechanics.

    13. Re:They job is to collect money from by tgd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The two fields are not all that different. There are just as many people involved with auto repair who shouldn't be as there are "geeks" involved with computer repair who shouldn't be.

      Case in point: my girlfriends father spent over $800 trying to fix a hesitation problem in their old car, before he gave it to my girlfriend. Coils replaced, wires, you name it, they did it. Three or four "techs" looked at it over the course of several months and never did solve it.

      They dropped the car off at our house, I took it for a drive and saw the coolant needle drop like a brick as the car hesitated. Pulled over, had her hop in the drivers seat and tell me when it dropped again. Wiggled the wire going into the coolant sensor. *bam* dropped like a rock, and the engine hesitated.

      Duh. Engines aren't that complicated these days. Anyone claiming to be an automotive technician should've known instantly what the problem was. $2 for a replacement connector, five minutes of soldering and heat shrinking and the car was fixed.

      Cars are easy to use and easy to fix if you know a few basics. I don't trust the average dimwit in the "industry" to touch my cars and I don't trust them to touch my computers.

      Both are good fields for everyone to know enough about to know when they're dealing with a moron, or worse are being lied to.

    14. Re:They job is to collect money from by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I currently work at Best Buy and have had this question asked of me before. First off, i don't know much about linux. I'd dabbled with it a few times and can do what i need to with it, but i'm more comfortable with windows right now. Anyways, i didn't know the answer to this this question. (Nobody keeps a running count of what hardware is or isn't linux compatible) BUT instead of making some crap up, or even just saying "i don't know", i actually looked up the products right there in front of the customer until I found one that was linux compatible. It all depends on where you go. I would have to agree that most people at retail stores don't know that much in the technical area. I currently work in the Camera area and i know more than most of the our store's Geek Squad about computers. It's exactly right when you say that these retail stores don't pay enough to people that actually know what they're doing.

    15. Re:They job is to collect money from by swv3752 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The proper answer to "does it work in Linux?" is either: "Yes, it says so right here on the box"

      or

      "I don't know, but we have a 15/30 day return policy so if it does not work for you, you can return it."

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  5. Their Clothing by BobNET · · Score: 5, Funny

    Haven't you seen their ads? They wear ties. You know, 'cause all geeks wear ties! (Just look in the mirror, fellow /. readers!) And if they wear ties they have to be computer experts!

    1. Re:Their Clothing by ivan256 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know somebody isn't a repair tech if they're wearing a tie.

      When I worked professionally as a repair tech, I wore a tie for exactly one day. They dangle, and get stuck to the pins on the back of a PCB like velcro. Work on one machine without being careful about your tie, and it's ruined with dozens of pulls. If you're lucky, you didn't ruin whatever it is you were working on.

    2. Re:Their Clothing by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey! I wear a tie and frankly I find it offensive that... nah, I can't pull that off. :)

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    3. Re:Their Clothing by Icyfire0573 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I do wear a tie at work, although we are mostly in the business of taking care of software we do replace hardware pretty frequently. Fortunately I am also enlightened enough to put on a tieclip as well towards the bottom of the tie. It is quite effective at keeping the tie out of the case that I'm working on.

    4. Re:Their Clothing by ilsa · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You know somebody isn't a repair tech if they're wearing a tie.

      If memory serves, IBM field techs used to have a no-real-tie policy. They all wore clip-ons for safety reasons. If your tie gets caught in a printer, do you want to lose your tie or lose your neck?

      Of course that was in the days where computer rooms had raised floors and separate air conditioning systems. Dinosaurs may also have been roaming the earth, but I was a child at the time.

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    5. Re:Their Clothing by chuesk3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Geek Squad do wear clip-ons (I suspect it has to do with a stereotypical nerd motif, short-sleeved white shirts, black clip on tie, calls to mind crewcuts, horn-rimmed glasses, and pocket protectors a la Reveng of the Nerds].) A friend of mine is/was a Geek Squad tech. Mostly he's snide and more than a bit insulting to customers, and he gets a Best-Buy flash drive that looks like a stripped-down version of a "Techie Toolz" CD. I know my buddy can fix most stuff, he's an even better hardware tech then I (and I have a "real" computer job!) However, I know several of his co-workers as well, and those guys couldn't even figure out how to take a processor off of a mobo, let alone hack anything more than a hairball.

    6. Re:Their Clothing by SlashChick · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Of course that was in the days where computer rooms had raised floors and separate air conditioning systems."

      They still have those. They're just called "datacenters" now. ;)

    7. Re:Their Clothing by jkwscurvy · · Score: 5, Funny

      I used to work as a Geek Squad agent and dress code required it to be the company issue clip-on version.
      Though, not to prevent one from being caught in a printer but to keep people from hanging themselves.

  6. They work for Best Buy... by Raistlin77 · · Score: 3, Funny

    'nuff said.

  7. I just got a job there by beyonddeath · · Score: 5, Informative

    I havn't started training yet but from the managers explanation of the work, it seems pretty ridiculous. Ie: returned products must be tested, and when we say it simply wont boot up, it will get back we have to be more specific and say what wont boot up like windows or the hard drive. I guess it just goes to show you gotta do what you gotta do, at least when you have to pay rent.

    1. Re:I just got a job there by Rob_Warwick · · Score: 5, Funny

      +1 Sympathy Karma

  8. Have you ever looked at these guys? by two_socks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Honestly, I think they're a step up from "I roll my poo into balls".
    God help you if they ever make you speak to one to explain what's wrong with something purchased there.

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  9. geek squad story by thexdane · · Score: 2, Insightful

    i used to work for nerds on site, the original tech group in beatles, anyways one of our guys decided to call the geek squad one day to see what they were like. he showed up and had to reformat a drive and install windows. seemed simple enough, however they never installed any drivers or updates for windows, that was extra per driver/update, and so was resetting up the basic networking features of the computer, not share drives just the basics, yup it cost extra, any extra software, yup more money.

    now comes the time for the bill, now being a "geek" you figure they would do it via the internet with auto-adjusting price based on the services ordered, something nerds on site has had for a while, no they did not have this. since our man was paying by credit card, the geek squad guy had to pull out one of those old credit card slider things. now in order to calculate price he had to use a calculator.

    now i don't know if they've improved recently but you would think a large tech based company would use some basic stuff that a geek friendly company should already be using, personally why go with an imitation, go with the original nerd in a bug, http://www.nerdsonsite.com/ and yes they are world wide and constantly growing

    1. Re:geek squad story by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Only problem with that is, Nerds on Site sucks, too. Or, should I say, all the franchises around here suck. Yes, that's right....franchises. I looked into getting into Nerds at one point, and I was told I had to recommend Dell because "They're a power brand, and we want to be associated with power brands, so people think we're a power brand, too!" Whatever the fsck a power brand is. Nothing to do with quality of hardware, quality of service, or anything. Just "they're a name that people recognize, so recommend them." Never mind the fact that all my experience with Dell has been shit. I wouldn't recommend them to anybody, because of that.
      The second thing was, I didn't have to have _any_ certifications, degree, diploma.....nothing. All I had to do was pay their franchise fee of a couple of grand, and I was a Nerd.
      Any old dolt could get into Nerds, because they have no screening process whatsoever, and their policies obviously suck, so how could I do it, in good conscience?

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  10. well... by zxnos · · Score: 5, Insightful
    geek squad charges too much to do what any family nerd can do. install components / software and run malware/virus scans.

    my question is what the 'repair' centers do. i had to send a laptop out to have the power jack replaced. laptop came back with scratches and superglue and a 'new DVD drive that didnt work and was covered in glue (my previous drive worked). i then sent it out to have a fan replaced. i used geek squad again because they said thye would replace the DVD with one that works and wasnt covered in glue. computer came back with new drive, scratches and note that says 'unit overheats and shuts down after two minutes. needs fan.' (that took 2 weeks) i sent it back out to have the fan replaced (again). laptop came back after another two weeks with more scratches and missing rubber feet. fan works.

    during this time i wrote a few letters. it only took 2.5 months to get back my working, yet cosmetically damaged, laptop back. the only good thing is that all 'repairs' were free, a stack of DVD-R's and a 200$ refund on my only big purchase at best buy.

    apparantly geek squad is building their own repair center.

    lastly the guy there stated that when it comes to notebooks, geek squad is a glorified shipping center. they also just write down the symptoms that the customer tells them. so the customer could be wrong

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  11. They try to make us think Geeksquad is a good biz by Facekhan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I took this awful management class and they talked about Geek Squad like its some sort of Business miracle. We even had to watch a video where they talk about the company and its structure. Aside from their marketing they are really nothing special and time will tell on that as well. Geek Squad is just one of many essentially empty shell IT service organizations that charge a high rate to the end users who go to them because they have established a recognizable brand and then contract most if not all of the actual work out to others.

      If you want to see even more disturbing examples of this trend sign up as a provider at onforce.com where a so-called free market for IT services is little more than a way for these empty shell providers to route low paying service calls to "independent contractors" except that marketplace is deliberately skewed so that the providers don't get to enforce their own rates but rather find themselves racing to accept low paying work orders from companies that are nothing more than a catchy name and a 800 number. One of the lowest paying of these companies suspiciously operates out of the same building as Onforce.com (formerly ComputerRepair.com) while routinely violating even the weak rules Onforce setup to guard against abuses, such as requiring that clients pay contractors at least 1 hours time and paying a fee for customer no-shows.

  12. A classic mistake... by cyranoVR · · Score: 4, Funny

    They hired nerds, not geeks - stupid, stupid, stupid!

  13. Nothing competitive by TLouden · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They're kinda like buying milk for your restaurant from 7-11. You get no selection for an exceptionally high price. What the geeksquad does is advertise to the ignorant and rake in the unproductive profits. Note: I am a technical consultant who does everything geeksquad claims to do and much more for reasonable prices so this is just their competitions opinion. Seriously though, using them is like buying an iplod because you think it's the only portable media device in existance.

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  14. Depends on the area by Enigm0r · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I really depends on the store and it's staff. There are some that are filled with very bright and knowledgable people. Then there are some filled with idiots. I think it depends a lot on the IT industry in your area. If your area has a booming IT trade there are less of the smart, just out of college, but smart people to work a low rung job like Geek Squad. However, if you work in an IT deadzone, what you will find a lot of times in those Geek Squads is very talented *geeks* who are working there as their first IT job because there aren't that many opportunites for IT in their area. Just my 2 cents --Former GeekSquad'er

  15. We love the geek squad! by v1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Really, we do. They bring us soooo much business it's funny.

    We have determined that the Geek Squad geeks are people hired off the street the day before, and are instructed to look at the computer, and recommend that they buy a new computer. (from Best Buy, of course!)

    Every attempt that we are aware of that they have actually tried to fix something, we see it a week later to fix what was wrong, and to fix what the geek broke while trying to fix it.

    Some of the latest episodes:

    - geek browsed customer's computer to a nasty web site and got it infected with spyware and viruses (two weeks ago)
    - geek took laptop apart and failed to reconnect cardbus slot connector (that one was today)
    - geek told customer he needed a new computer when he needed a new power supply (this happens somewhat frequently)
    - geek told customer he needed a new computer because this one is slow, was actually rampant with spyware and viruses (happens all the time)
    - geek sold customer another copy of XP because this one was showing it was no longer registerd

    The list just goes on and on... funny thing too, we are quite expensive for on-site service compared to others in our area, (we're expensive, but we're good) but the Geek Squad actually is more expensive than we are. I don't see how they get any business, they must have a killer marketing campaign.

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    1. Re:We love the geek squad! by patio11 · · Score: 2, Funny
      geek browsed customer's computer to a nasty web site and got it infected with spyware and viruses (two weeks ago)

      Yeah, suuuuuuure... "Oh, I have no idea how that porn site got into my history. I know I never visit porn sites, and my husband/son/dog are morally upstanding individuals... it must have been the Geek Squad!"

    2. Re:We love the geek squad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      - geek told customer he needed a new computer when he needed a new power supply (this happens somewhat frequently)
      - geek told customer he needed a new computer because this one is slow, was actually rampant with spyware and viruses (happens all the time)
      - geek sold customer another copy of XP because this one was showing it was no longer registerd


      And there you have Geek Squad's true purpose, to sell customers extra products and services.

    3. Re:We love the geek squad! by Tatarize · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My question is this, what ever happens to these old "dead" computers? Your computer is dead (blown out power supply). Well, can I buy these old computers or something? What do people do with this stuff? It sounds like idiots take advice from these folks and toss out perfectly good computer gear.

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    4. Re:We love the geek squad! by mattyoclock · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, the quality of the geek squad in your area tends to depend on the quality of the manager doing the hiring. I worked for one once, and me, my roommate, and 2 of the other employees where hired by the old manager, who got promoted for knowing what she was doing, and instead of promoting from within, they hired an idiot from the sales floor to the job. Everyone hired by the new manager was completely worthless, and basically just handed anything off to one of us, or screwed it up completely. Eventually, everyone there who knew what they where doing moved on, but that's the natural course. Even in a job such as this, there are alwasy going to be very skilled kids coming up who just don't have work experiance that would look good on a resume, but still know everything they need to know, in almost any area. They would almost always rather be working and getting something on paper than fixing their uncle's computer for the 25th time. The question is whether your local chapter has someone who can spot those with an idea of what is going on.

    5. Re:We love the geek squad! by lukas84 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I work for a Small ISV, we sell an ERP software for the IBM System i.

      I specifically work in our tech departement, and i also do some "complimentary" services, like setting up Windows Domains and such, if the Customer doesn't have another IT Partner. Sometimes, private customers near us call us up for service.

      Now, don't get me wrong, i don't have anything against private customers, but mostly it doesn't make any sense at all to even go there.

      When you arrive at the customer, he already spent something around 200 Swiss francs, just for my knocking on his door. The next thing you will see is a seven year old machine, running Windows 98 (the customer told you on the phone that he runs "The Windows with X or something", yeah). Now, you have two possibilities:

      Get the customer to buy a new system. Please know that we do make A LOT LESS money on selling a new system than on repairing the existing system. Most of them don't want to do that.

      Try fixing the machine. If it's a software problem, you can have them sorted out in anything from 10 Minutes to 8 hours, depending on what the problem actually is. If it's the latter, the customer already spent 1600CHF, which is more than a new computer costs.

      It frustrating really, but in most cases, the easiest way is to buy a new computer.

    6. Re:We love the geek squad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I worked for the Geek Squad for a year and a half, ending last summer before college, and I certainly have my 2 cents to put into this discussion...

          I joined, as was suggested by another user already, becuase I needed a steady first job and local IT positions were pretty much non-existant. I have been a computer "geek" since the first Pentium, and consider myself extremely knowledgeable about all aspects of PC systems. I was definitely overqualified for the job, even without my A+ rating (which I thought for sure they'd turn me down over...).

          I was probably the best (or close to the best) "agent" on the squad as soon as I learned their piece of shit software. The problem was, they were so concentrated on making revenue and churning out computers, it was difficult to spend enough time on a machine to do things 100% the best way without getting kicked in the ass to get it off the bench, although 90% of the computers that were checked in were so incredibly trashed with malware, spyware, (pr0n, etc..) that windows was too trashed to repair w/o a format. Many of those computers were so outdated and missing CD's that in some cases it wasn't possible to find all the drivers for thier generic devices, even in the depths of the internet.

          As far as sending computers out for repair by third party vendors like the writer - I HATED seeing computers get shipped out. sometimes, we just sent comptuers out becuase we were too backed up. Some were misdiagnosed on our end, and some, even properly diagnosed, came back unrepaired or worse. The worst part was that >yours truly had to deal with a screaming customer instead of the shitheads who messed it up on one end or the other. Of the 9 or 10 "agents" on our "squad", MAYBE 2 of them (besides myself) REALLY seemed to GENUINELY care about what the customer was going through on the other side of the desk, and consequently caused a lot of shit to happen - the main reason I won't go back...

        I will also say we definitly had a problem with techs who were hired either off the sales floor or off the street w/o proper evaluation : We actually had one tech who brought her own computer in for repair after she "coudln't figure it out for the life of (her)". 30 seconds later I had it fixed after I set the jumper on her CDROM correctly.

      There is soooo much more I could say, but I'll stop and leave those on the consumer end with some tips dealing with computer repairs:

            DUH) GOOGLE your problems first...you save money, and you don't have to read any further

            1) Find someone local who works on their own or for a small firm. Your unit will likely get more personal attention and not just be sent through the repair process on a conveyor belt.

            2) If you have to go to the geek squad or other group of the like, don't go straight in with your computer. go in ahead of time, and talk to the guys at the bench, and find someone you can trust - leave knowing one of them enough that they know your name and your face.
      Ask when their next work shift is and when there is the least amount of traffic, and bring your machine in durring that time.

            4) If the tech works often enough that it is reasonable for both of you that ONLY they work on your computer, ASK for such service. It may take longer, but its better to have someone you trust get it done the first time, then have 5 different techs skrew it up. Some "squads" are great at handing computers off - mine wasn't at all - you never know...Best case scenario, you have a guy you can trust to do a good job from now on. Worst case scenario - he can't blame his shit job on somebody else.

            5) BACK YOUR STUFF UP BEFORE YOU BRING IT IN, especially if you're having problems that may require restoring your system. It can save you a LOT of money, and a LOT of hastle. Even if the backup is as simple as using the customer's CDRW drive to do the backup, we still charged full price (i hated this with a passion...).

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    7. Re:We love the geek squad! by Tatarize · · Score: 3, Funny

      Holy crap, I should totally get a job there. Seems like you could just embezzle a lan party in a few weeks.

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    8. Re:We love the geek squad! by v1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      We do see older machines. Our shop works on both macs and PCs, and I have to say the macs tend to hold their value and usefullness for a good 2x the time the PCs do. We still get people bringing in LCs and Mac Classics, with printer problems etc. Just TRY and find a replacement printer for an LC sometime... So we actually don't dispose of many of them since people just refuse to junk them and they refuse to break. They probably all wind up sitting in people's attics.

      Most of the windows boxes that come in with less than windows 2000 we contsider prime candidates for replacement. Same issue, impossible to find drivers for a new printer if you are running 95. Usually in those cases, besides being infected, there are issues that can only be solved by a reformat. If they are very very lucky, a repair-install will work. We try to look at the machine and determine it's value "in working condition", and then compare that to the estimated cost of repair. If the repair cost hits about 80% of the "working condition" value, we consider it totalled and advise them to get a new system.

      Most AV and spyware scanners have to be run individually on each account on the computer. I find it humorous that viruses have no problem infecting every account on the computer yet you have to remove them one at a time. When we get in a system with say... 7 user accounts (at least twice a month) it's often more cost-effective to just nuke it and start over, rather than paying the tech for 6 hrs of time spent scanning all those accounts. It's ridiculous but that's the reality we deal with all the time. I can't see someone considering the machine totalled, since you could always just nuke and reinstall, but if the customer has lost their restore disks (20% of them have) then tracking down drivers for all their proprietary (usually Dell) hardware is next to impossible and DOES effectively total the computer.

      I hate to see perfectly viable and functional hardware rendered totalled like that, but it happens surprisingly often, and I can't help but believe that the manufacturers of the computers plan it that way. They pull neat tricks like using a cheap (underpowered) power supply, and then pull a stunt like swap the location of the power switch and power cord, so you cannot use a stock power supply that might cost $39. No problem, they'll sell you an identical crappy replacement... for $179. So to summarize, they use proprietary cheap components that are guaranteed to fail early, require replacements available only from the manufacturer, and cost 3-4x what they're worth. "planned obsolecense" We take a metal saw and cut the little bit of metal tab on the back of the case that blocks the power switch on the standard supply, and save the customer $100, and they come out with a much better PS that won't die a year from now.

      As for the graveyard, we pile up the totalled machines in back and a guy comes by and picks up the lot about once a week. He doesn't get to cherry pick, he has to take it all or none of it. Saves us the trouble of hauling away that which no one wants. I'm not totally clear on what he does with them, but I believe he parts them out either for repair parts or to build new mid-end systems with. We don't throw any full systems in the dumpster, though it gets its fair share of busted components. (hard drives, optical drives, power supplies, etc)

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  16. What they repair by tansey · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think it's pretty obvious they're here to repair our poor fashion sense! Remember, dressing like an extra from Revenge of the Nerds is the first step towards mastering your computer!

  17. Obligatory Office Space Reference by poobread · · Score: 5, Funny

    Geek Squad: Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at dealing with people!!! Can't you understand that?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!

  18. HOWTO GUIDE: Getting a Good Maintinence Technician by Stalli0n · · Score: 2, Informative

    Clearly state in proper English "Do you have an A+ certification from Comptia?"

    If they answer "Yes"
    Make them show it to you - if they won't, presume they don't have it and skip to below. Otherwise, congratulations, you've found a reputable maintinence tech.

    If they answer "No"
        1. Walk away without saying anything more.
    If they boisterously laughed or asked you what A+ certification is, pelt them in the abdomen with your right knee, then proceed to step one above.

  19. It's a risk management strategy by miller60 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Skilled computer techs who will do residential site visits are hard to find, so instead people default to a choice that they believe will insulate them from the worst-case scenarios. Most non-geek users have trouble assessing whether or not a computer consultant is capable or will muck up their machine even worse. Rather than taking the risk that they'll hire some dimwit or crook, they go to Best Buy (or CompUSA) and pay extra for their service in the belief that this gives them options if the repair goes badly. The crooked consultant can disappear with their money before the "fixed" computer blows up. It's not that easy to move the Best Buy store, so the guy is likely to return and demand satisfaction.

  20. In my experiences... by stigmato · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They tell the customer it will take two weeks no matter what the problem, and charge them a (high) minimum fee. After that, the data is typically erased and Windows is reloaded using whatever recovery CD the system needs. Thats one thing I personally think is nice about Geek Squad, they seem to have access to every system recovery CD for all manufacturers and are able to install fully legal copies. Most customers of mine lose their CDs, or their HDD went back & lost the recovery partition. A lot of customers come to me simply because they can't wait two weeks or don't want their data lost.

  21. I've worked the squad by skam240 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I worked in the Geek Squad at Best Buy for a little while back when they first took up the name. A few fun things I noticed while working there.

    -In changing over from being a computer sales person to a tech, absolutely no form of test was administered to assess my proficiency before putting me to work formatting people's computers (I could have literally not known how to do this before being assigned to this job.)
    -The only training that was administered to me upon transfer to the department was an abysmal program that failed to teach me the ins and outs of the database I would be using (and there were gaps in my knowledge about computer tech work that needed addressing at the time).
    -Almost without exception the only thing done by Geek Squad members to computers which were brought in was a reformat and reinstall of the OS. If that didn't work the computer was almost always sent out of the store for weeks on end for repair.
    -My boss spent over half of his time at work in various hiding places yakking on his cell phone. He was never held accountable for this.

    Eventually my complete disgust with our lack of service, outright hatred of all levels of management and just general dislike of being forced to con people into buying things they don't need drove me to leave. I now work quite happily (at a dollar less an hour) at a locally owned supermarket while I finish me degree. Of every part time job I've ever had (high school included) this was by far the worst.

    I could go on about all kinds of other things about Best Buy outside of the context of the Geek Squad but I'll stay on topic. Also, it should be noted that these are only my own experiences working in one store.

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    1. Re:I've worked the squad by skam240 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In several cases, I would have been able to fix a problem with the computer right then and there, but because of the type of problem it was, I was always told not to fix it because they would instead have to send the computer out. Yeah, I missed that part in my little rant. It completely floored me when I was presented with problems I could fix and was prohibited from doing so.

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  22. Going by their name... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...I'd guess that they post to Slashdot.

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  23. The name "Geek Squad" by anotherone · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Does the name "Geek Squad" kind of offend anyone besides me, even just a little bit?

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    1. Re:The name "Geek Squad" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not as much as Niggerchinkkike Squad

    2. Re:The name "Geek Squad" by mr_zorg · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Does the name "Geek Squad" kind of offend anyone besides me, even just a little bit?

      Yes, but probably not for the same reasons. I wear my geek badge with pride. It's my website and my license plates... What offends me is that these folks, from the sounds of it (I have no personal experience), haven't earned the badge. To me, it's a bit like someone calling themselves a doctor when they haven't been to medical school (or even have a Ph.D. of any sort).

    3. Re:The name "Geek Squad" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But, they do have badges. :)

      I also love how they have a rank of "Double Agent". That's the title of someone a customer could trust.

    4. Re:The name "Geek Squad" by wed128 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Is that a serious website? oh my god, that's rediculous. and i quote:
      Field Marshal

      Field Marshals are the conduit between Mission Control and the Agents in the field. Field Marshals lead by example, instruct using Gamma Sigma Reconnaissance activities and infuse their wisdom via the Vulcan Mind Meld.
      Please check out parent's link, and mod them up!
  24. Not just Geek Squad by SIGBUS · · Score: 4, Funny

    I remember a now-defunct white box computer shop some years back (think K6 era), where I overheard a tech talk about "warezing" (he pronounced it like the English rendition of "Juarez") software.

    Meanwhile I was thinking, "why go to Mexico for software :) when there's Linux?"

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  25. Re: A+ Cert != Practical Skill by JackStrife17 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While it is true that any technician who doesn't know what the A+ cert is should probabally be laughed at, that does not mean that it is worth anything. Sure, it's all nice that I know that the little black thing in a floppy disk is called a mylar, but that has nothing to do with actually making a computer work.

    The only way to really know what you're getting in a tech is to talk to his (or occastionally her) previous customers and find out:

    1. Is he willing to be patient with explaining what he is doing before, during, and after the job?
    2. Does he charge a fair price for his skill level?
    3. Is he a nice person in general?
    4. Does he actually know what he is doing?

    Which gets me on another topic entirely. Even the most basic of newbies can do well in the support world if they are willing to treat their customers right. Back when I was a 7th grade hot shot who knew how to replace a stick of RAM in under 2 hours, people would still hire me, and even pay me more than my asking price because I fit categories 1,2, and 3, even if I still had to grown in number 4.

  26. What Geek Squad does by Megane · · Score: 3, Funny

    They get to drive around in this way-cool VW Beetle with the words "Geek Squad" on the side. That's soooo l33t.

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  27. Clasic anti Nerd Propiganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here is the heirarchy of social imptitude and intelligence Nerds,Geeks,Dweebs. In College. we refered to Physics/math majors as Nerds, Chemistry majors as Geeks, and Biology majors as dweebs. It was very true, in the physics dept, not a single one of us had a girlfriend. Chemistry majors dated occasionaly, and Biolgy majors were ... well lets just say they were well versed in human anatomy.

    1. Re:Clasic anti Nerd Propiganda by munpfazy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nonsense, I say. Worse still - blasphemy! To place the nerds above the geeks is an offense of the worst kind.

      There *is* a clear distinction and a value hierarchy among geeks, nerds, and dweebs, but you've got it all wrong.

      What follows, I claim, is the one true classification of geekdom. It has stood up to rigorous peer review (loud arguments amongst drunken physics students) for years, and I stand by it.

      A dweeb is someone without social skills who either doesn't recognize or is unable to accept that they are unusual. They constantly *try* to fit in, with disastrous results, and dedicate a significant portion of their daily lives to obsessing over how to pass as normal.

      A nerd is someone without social skills or popular interests who recognizes that he or she is unlike most people and feels no shame in it.

      A geek is a nerd with technical skills and passionate interests; in particular one who has a myopic dedication to a particular specialty. (This is the subspecies *true geek,* distinct from but related to the *common geek,* or nerd who is generally technically savvy and useful to have around.)

      To summarize, the dweeb is the guy wearing a slightly out of fashion hipster shirt who generally creates embarrassing silences at parties by saying awkward things about pop stars or sports teams.

      The nerd is the guy who skips the party in order to achieve moderately high scores on a popular video game while eating unheated canned peas with a spoon and listening to recordings of experimental music.

      The geek is the guy who skips the party in order to code a popular video game, figure out the angle of repose one might expect for a pile of canned peas, or compose and record some experimental music.

      On the college campus, geeks make up virtually the entire population of physics and math majors (as well as a majority in classics, many of the less trendy engineering sub-disciplines, linguistics, physical anthropology, and some of the more obscure languages.)

      The nerds are the guys who drop out of school after one semester but stay in a college town working in a bookstore, where they get great discounts on whatever genre books they happen to like and talk to their geek friends about writing their own books yet never seem to actually finish any of them.

      The dweebs largely end up in engineering or the quantitative business disciplines, in the hopes that they can earn enough money to buy the respect of powerful and attractive people. Those in engineering have a tough time of it, as they are publicly ignored by the normals whom they so admire while simultaneously earning the scorn and contempt of the geeks in their departments. Those in business do rather well, since they have a good chance at fooling their colleagues into thinking that they are geeks. (Normals may not invite geeks to parties, but they do like to hire them.)

  28. I worked for BB by The+Lost+Supertone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Worked for best buy last year. And geek squad is essentially there to install SpySweeper, Norton, etc. Generally they're supposed to be A+ certified, but they tend to have a lot of computers come in. The guys in our store were generally pretty knowledgable. They tended to have to wipe a lot of HDs. That's essentially their job. I was kinda like the subsititue geek whenever Macs came in. It's stand back and tell them what to do because they recognized I knew far more than they did about them, but of course it was their job and I was a sales guy.

  29. Quality cost money... by RexRhino · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is nothing with Geek Squad, in the same way there is nothing wrong with Taco Bell. Both provide a low quality product for a low cost. If you want excellent service, you have to pay a premium... just like if you want excellent food, you have to pay a premium (or learn how to cook). For many cheap computer systems, paying a premium for a highly skilled technician just doesn't make a lot of sense... especially when, in many cases, the problem can be solved by any marginally computer literate person.

    Now, there are some people who might say that Geek Squad is overpriced. I don't know what the going rate for tech support is, but it seems to me that Geek Squad is far from a monopoly on tech support, and that people are either happy with the service, or prefer the one-stop Best Buy concept than to open a phone book and look for a place themselves.

  30. The front man role. by Bob9113 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, what is the scope of technical repair that Geek Squad techs do?

    Here's my guess:
    - Look good.
    - Dress nice.
    - Talk nice.
    - Send computer to someone who won't break it. :)

  31. As a former Geek Squad employee... by amattas · · Score: 3, Informative

    It all is a matter of who is working, some of my coworkers at the time really knew what they were doing, and some didn't. For instance if there was no post on the screen at boot time some employees would immediately send it out as a bad unit, whereas me and a few other employee's would cover all the grounds, video card, video cable, test power supply voltages, check for distended capacitors, check the current through the capacitors, make sure cpu, memory, etc was seated properly. Truth of the matter I worked with people who would send computers out for overheating problems, when they failed to notice that the fan was so full of dust it was barely spinning and there was 90%+ CPU utilization because of adware. For Best Buy they don't care who they hire as long as they can train the person to go through computer, and they can get through the computer fast so they have a quick turnover for the customer. Just my two cents from being on the other side of the counter. It is definately a Buyer beware situation though.

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  32. A real answer by ktwombley · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I worked as a Geek Squad Agent a while ago. Seeing no real, honest replies, I figure I'll actually answer the question.

    First, I agree that many Geek Squad Agents aren't too bright. However, many are. Where do you think some of the future whatever-you-are's work in high school and college? Yeah, these types of jobs.

    I'm lucky that I can say at my store I was surrounded by several other smart guys, and some not so smart guys. Now, occasionally a dumb guy would try to fix something, call it fixed, and mess things up. However, that was an exception rather than the norm. Often the dumb guys would leave stuff in the back with notes on them to have someone smarter look at it :)

    You have to really understand the situation these guys are in. On the one hand they've got a stream of customers who (rightly) want their computers fixed. On the other hand they've got managers who don't know anything about fixing computers, and would rather have the Geek Squad guys sell more add-on products than fix things. The managers only care about the bottom line. And only in the short-term.

    So often they either have to hurry though something because they're not being "productive" (e.g. not selling enough Norton to people), or don't have the tools / replacement parts to fix things that are broken.

    The way replacing parts works is this: If the best buy store sells a comparable part, and the repair is covered under warranty or service plan, then the Geek Squad Agent can pull the part off the shelf, install it, and send the customer home. This only works in a very few cases, unfortunately. Anything else has to go to a vendor for repair. The Agent just diagnoses which part is bad, boxes it up, and sends it out. Again, this isn't because the Agent is incompetant, it's because he's not allowed to fix it.

    Now, all software-related problems (drivers, spyware, etc.) are done in-store. They don't ship that stuff out to vendors.

    Oh, a note about fixing stuff. It's a common joke to say all that they do is just reinstall windows. In my experience, that's just not the case. However, if you really think about it, often it really is the fastest way to do something. If you're on a tight budget for time, would you rather spend a few hours or days carefully researching and repairing some asinine spyware infestation that's so embedded that no spyware cleaners will remove it, or just spend a couple hours backing up, installing windows, and restoring personal data? It just makes good sense in some cases.

    In summary: Geek Squad agents, the smart ones, at least, realize the situation they're in, and try to do the best job they can despite the obstacles thrown in their way by Best Buy and their managers. Before I'm flamed by some Geek Squad employees: I admit that my info is a bit dated. I'm sure some things are done differently now. This is my own experience.

    Before I'm flamed by some Best Buy haters: I'm not saying Geek Squad is great, or it's the right thing for everybody. In fact, if you're reading /. and actually reading the comments, then Geek Squad is not a product aimed at you. Bitching about Geek Squad (and services like it) on Slashdot is like a Formula 1 pit crew lead telling an 85 year old lady to change her own oil because Jiffy Lube is a rip off. You entirely miss the point.

    1. Re:A real answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I am a former Geek Squad agent, and I simply could not have said it any better. This precicely describes what we did when I was there. We did the best we could with what we had to work with. Luckily I had a manager when I was there who actually knew a thing or two about computers and also cared about actually fixing problems. Unfortunately, his managers were the money-grubbing type, and he got fired for not generating enough revenue two months after I left. I've been to the store I work at recently and now with the exception of two of them, the bench with a new non-knowing manager is just a bunch of know-nothing sales punks who couldn't find their ass with a flashlight and a roadmap.

  33. Where I live they do nothing. by acwork2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I recently had a fix a laptop for a friend that had initially taken it to Best Buy for the Geek Squad to fix. The problem was simply the center pin on the power connecter had broken off and fell into the laptop. After waiting two weeks she got the laptop back and was told it couldn't be fixed. When she told me that I told her no problem just give it to me I'll have it fixed tomorrow.

    After opening the laptop I was not surprised to find they had never opened it. This was obvious since all the screws were still secured with their factor thread lock. Also the pin that broke loose was still inside the laptop! 5 minutes worth of soldering and a few screws being put back and the laptop was a good as new.

    This is a repair that in my opinion ANY repair service should be able to repair. But since they seem to only hire mouth breathers Best Buy just took her money and when the Idiot Squad couldn't fix it they tried to sell her a new laptop.

    I would never shop there based on past customer service (or lack there of) but now they lost of few more customers due to their money grab "repair service"

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  34. HEY HEY HEY! by (Cheesyhackerhandle) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I work on the Geek Squad, and I'm gonna tell you like it is. 1. You don't need any certs to work on the Geek Squad (except for the higher positions such as supervisor or in-home tech) 2. Most "agents" are more than capable of doing (and do) all the things mentioned in the original post. We do OS Restores/Installs, We diagnose CORRECTLY, etc. Any thing that is misdagnosed, speak to the coders of GS's software. 3. We deal with REALLY, REALLY, REALLY stupid people all day long. Many of them barely know how to turn a computer on. So if we mess up, we're sorry. 4. Many "agents" are actually quite bright, contrary to opinions mentioned earlier. You can't base you're opinion of a group of people on your opinions about a few. Besides, opinions are just that: opinions. 5. Most Geek Squad employees are college students, trying to make a buck (close to what they pay us) and learn more about computers at the same time. 6. We are so bogged down by corporate BS that half of the time were not allowed to fix certain problems, even if we know how. 7. And finally, the software that we are allowed to use is CRAP. No, we don't use winternals anymore, we're not allowed to. But the GS "branded" software, is just terrible. I am speaking of the diagnostic software in particular. And as for the software we use to catalouge customer incidences, well, lets just say that I've seen better software written. In HTML. It might be more efficient to use a chisel and stone slab. But most of all...before you get insulted that we're giving "geeks" a bad name, remember that we work in retail, and we provide services geared to those with IQs of 90 and under. So anyone who associates "geeks" with crappy service is probably an ignorant technophobe. After all, being called a "geek" has never been a compliment out side of teh technologically inclined subculture. Cheers. If the spelling in this post is inccorect or the english doesn't flow, my apologies. I just spent 10hrs at best buy, and I'm not feeling overly intelligent right now.

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    1. Re:HEY HEY HEY! by BoneFlower · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Any thing that is misdagnosed, speak to the coders of GS's software"

      How often do you actually need to run diagnostic software?

      The vast majority of problems can be effectively diagnosed by simply observing the behavior of the system. There should be very few problems that actually require specialized software to nail down, and for home PCs even fewer where it's worth the effort anyways. At my job, our diagnostic tools go down on occasion. Not just degraded, but completely nonfunctional. We still have to get people back online, relying only on their answers to our questions to determine what is going on with their connection and how to get it working again. These are idiots who can't even tell the difference between a PC and a Mac, people who think they have DSL, people who don't even know who their ISP is, people who don't know the difference between a router, a modem, and a computer, people who think that a modem that literally exploded can be brought online. With their eyes and our brains as the only diagnostic tools available, we still have to get them online, and we manage to do so.

      "3. We deal with REALLY, REALLY, REALLY stupid people all day long. Many of them barely know how to turn a computer on. "

      I work tech support for a cable internet provider. This is no excuse for not getting the job done. I dealt with one person last night that confirmed they had Windows XP. He had a Mac running OS X. I got him online, without breaking professionalism or (noticeably to the customer) losing patience. All tech support positions involve dealing with utter morons, deal with it.

      "6. We are so bogged down by corporate BS that half of the time were not allowed to fix certain problems, even if we know how. "

      Almost every tech support shop has this. Companies need to ensure that their various locations can all provide the promised services, so they limit the scope of support. And trust me, if one tech does something out of scope for a customer, that customer will tell five friends that the whole company provides that support, and that screws everyone those five people talk to, and when that out of scope support isn't provided- those five friends tell five of their friends how much your company sucks. You want to fix any problem you are capable of fixing? Start your own repair shop.

  35. response from a geeksquad employee by cliffhanger407 · · Score: 5, Informative

    i know i'll probably get flamed for this, but w/e.
    i am a member of the geeksquad; I've worked there for a little less than a year, and from my experience, here's what we do.
    Essentially, the in-store people do low level work. I'm constantly bored because I'm doing virus removal after virus removal from people who have messed up their computers and no longer know how to get on the internet. The job is redundant and menial and it gets old pretty quickly.
    We actually do have a data backup that we try to convince people to do, but generally speaking, they opt out because, yes, our prices are too high. If i could change them, i would, so don't bitch at me.
    The main brunt of work that we do though is basic setup (i.e. av install and antispyware install). it's menial dull and boring, and more than half of my time during the day is spent sitting watching little trackbars scrolling across a screen despite the fact that i have an 8 port KVM running full of machines.
    From my experience, there are two types of "agents" who work in store as we're forced by SOP to call each other. there are the fairly smart ones, who know what's going on for the most part and can figure out just about anything wrong with a system. then there are the ones who are good with customers. they know nothing about computers, but often they think that they can fix problems. i don't trust them. most of the good agents that i work with also don't trust them, and as such they don't work on computers very often. in the stores which are understaffed, however, there is not this luxury. This is why the geeksquad has such a bad reputation among the ivory tower of computer intellectuals.
    In-home and in-office technicians are a bit of a different case; they're at least required to have A+ cert for in-home working, and i'm fairly certain (but don't quote me on this) that the in-office are required to be MCSE. It may not be the same as having a masters or just being an all around badass, but they're at least generally qualified. Some people slide through the cracks in the system, though, and still give the organization a bad name.
    I wish the geek squad would have more openings for people like me, though. I'm not certified, but i definately know my way around a system better than anyone I work with. I'm also the youngest at my store by far; I'm just now going to college next year. Basically the deal is that the people I work with are older and don't care as much about making an impression, which I believe is a fatal flaw. They don't want to ensure that management likes them as much because they have become disillusioned with the way the world works.
    That's my 2 cents, sorry for the long comment.

  36. JOB REQUIREMENTS by kd5ujz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As stated here. geek squad job advertisment

    Do you have the skills?

    DOS, Windows 9x/ME/2000/XP or Apple MacOS

    Troubleshooting of Operating Systems and Internet connection issues

    Knowledge of computer hardware diagnostic and troubleshooting

    Software installations and upgrading

    Can install / troubleshoot all computer-related devices (video, sound, modem, printer, scanner, camera, etcetera.)

    Have the ability to research online and work through problems

    Explain computer-related sales and service options to people shopping Best Buy and over the phone


    Geek Squad Agents will work in a fast paced retail environment performing computer-related installations and technical support. Although sales will not be your primary function, let's just face it, when our customers spot a sharp technical mind dressed like an Agent, they can't help but ask a few technology questions. Geek Squad Agents should have the ability to interact with customers while showing respect, courtesy and professionalism. A+ Certification is a plus.

    Agent opportunities: Agent must develop customers as they perform on-site repairs, setups and networking, both in homes and businesses, and will assist customers in Best Buy when not on-site. This very responsible person is provided a "Geekmobile" and a parts inventory. Excellent driving record required.

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  37. Hire good techs and reward them by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've been in many support organizations, and you'd be amazed at the level of incompetence that FLOWS into the call center, and the repair team. Some who can spell "PC" are given the job. As head of a support group that billed $120/hr I can say that there are a fair number of very talented and capable technicians. The problem is that the organizations don't value the knowledge of those employees and they're often frustrated to the point of quitting to find employment that appreciates their talent. I'm speaking for myself and several talented programmers/technicians that I know. You won't find good techs working at Best Buy, or Frys, or CompUSA......

    I know a few who will gladly bill $120 - $175 / hour to fix your systems. How much is your data worth? It's certainly not worth $12.50/hr to me or anyone I know.

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    1. Re:Hire good techs and reward them by tawker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, I think it makes a big deal in the competence of people you get. I'm one of those $60.00 / hour personal consulting people and I get a fairly steady stream of people Geek Squad has screwed up on, there is no way you are going to get anyone competent for anything under $20 bucks an hour (at least where I live)

    2. Re:Hire good techs and reward them by borderpatrol · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I work as a Department Manager for a certain Best Buy competitor in the Service Department.

      I always hear the same gripes about the Geek Squad, and I don't buy any of them. Anyone who's worked in a retail service environment knows how much different it is than the "mom and pop" style repair stores.

      One main difference with a smaller operation is almost all the customer walking in the door are going to be paying you cash. If you charge $100 for a virus removal, you're going to be doing a great job and doing it quickly. Word of mouth is your best way to increase your sales. In the retail space, the majority of the customers are coming in to get an item repaired under a manufacturer or store warranty, get an item processed for return, and only a handful of the customers are paying you cash for your service, of which you see a tiny portion of that on your check. You may be pulling in 1-2k a day in part/labor sales, but you get around $80 of that.

      There's no real motivation to do a job quickly or effeciently except for pride, which fortunately alot of my techs have. They like to make the customers happy, and take pride in their work. Other than that, you do whatever job will make you the most money with the least work. If i can spend 3 hour hunting down drivers, dlls and missing OS files to fix a corrupted windows install for $69, or just do a data backup and reformat for $69 + $49, which one will I do? With the condition the systems coming in here, it almost always a better option to reformat than to try and salvage the system.

      There's no money in fixing a hardware issue anymore either. We have eMachine systems that all fail in the same way, motherboard/power supply fails. With the cost of new PSU, mobo and new CPU for the new sockets, it gets to over $350 parts/labor. We got Compaq PCs for $279. Why bother?

      Here's just a few of the common problems we deal with on a daily basis.
      -Systems with virus/spyware so bad that removal results in windows corruption. Customers insist this is covered by their "warranty"
      -Systems infested with rodents or insects including cockaroaches. Customers insist this is covered by their "warranty"
      -System with cracked screens, snapped off D/C jacks, or broken hinges. Customers insist this is covered by their "warranty"

      Look, I'm not making excuses for a poor tech. We get our fair share of these jokers in here, but luckily we require A+ certification and have a strict "probabtion" period. But the types of customers that come into our stores and the GeekSquad are the most basic computer novices looking for help. They could care less if you fixed the problem with a painstaking OS image and repair install, or if you just reformatted and pushed "My Documents" to disc. As long as they can get the unit back online to check email and download "Cool Screensavers!!", they're happy.

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  38. Real nerds wear ties by totallygeek · · Score: 5, Funny
    When I worked professionally as a repair tech, I wore a tie for exactly one day.


    I agree with you completely. Although, I used to work for a company where a tie was mandatory. People would always buy me computer ties as gifts and I had about 100 of them. So, one day I am doing some service work at a company I had never visited when one of the owners strolled in. He gestured at me and I introduced myself. He then stated that he thought for the money paid he would have a more conservative, business-minded computer person building out his network and told me to never wear the tie I had on or even one like it in his building. So, I left. I told my boss about it and he told me I had to return and where a non-geeky computer tie (I think I had on a tie with a 3-D computer mouse). So, on the way over, I stopped at a thrift shop and bought a god-awful, really wide, nasty-colored tie. Needless to say, I always made sure I wore a crummy tie while at his office from then on out.

    1. Re:Real nerds wear ties by Dr.Altaica · · Score: 3, Funny

      Peter Norton is that you?

  39. Marketing Scheme by MythoBeast · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Geek Squad, as far as I can tell, is an advertising gimick. Take a lot of pretty pictures of guys in thin black ties. Requisition a series of cars that look really cool but are probably bottom of the line cheap under all that paint. Pay a bunch of teenagers just above minimum wage to wear those ties and drive those cars, and throw a few technical manuals at them hoping that your "Geek Squad" catches on to that incomprehensible tech thing that, despite the marketer's inability to understand it, couldn't possibly be that complicated.

    Or at least that they catch on before the customers catch on that the whole thing is a big gimick.

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  40. As a current member of Geek Squad... by whizperz · · Score: 2, Informative

    I do have to agree with what some of the other people have said on here that have previously worked for Geek Squad. It depends on the location. I'm sure there are stores with freaking morons working behind the counter just like there are stores that are staffed with people who know what the hell they are doing.

    To respond to the original question posted, does it honestly surprise you that there are morons filling out those service orders sometimes? You have to understand our side of the picture too. The same service centers that you work for fsck up just as much as some of the stores you receive product from. Our service centers screw up at least five to six things a week at our store. Things get sent out for obvious problems (i.e. lcd backlights not working) and get sent back "no fault found", however when we turn the LCD on when it comes back from shipping...it is still hosed. Half the time I'm standing there thinking...did you guys really even freaking look at this thing?

    As for the pricing, hell yes it is way overpriced. I think everyone that works at Geek Squad would agree also. Our pricing scale went up last week and some of the prices we charge for some services now is f'ing crazy. There are very very few services that we provide that are priced at what I would see as fair if I was someone running my own business. Unfortunately for some customers, places like the Geek Squad are the only pc repair places worth trusting. Some are more willing to pay the extra money than to take their pc to Mr. Shady McShaderton down the block, or the emo kid with painted fingernails who lives next door.

    And if you want an honest answer to the original answer posted, the people working at Geek Squad aren't always the best and brightest because of liability reasons. There are times when we are not even allowed to change RAM in a computer...yes RAM...due to liability reasons. Someone, at some point in time, brought had a computer fried and sued Best Buy or Geek Squad over the issue and now we're not allowed to do it. A lot of the Geek Squad agents aren't given normal "geek" knowledge by the company just because they don't need it to do their job. If you start taking all the interesting and challenging problems out of the stores and putting it into the hands of the service centers, you're obviously not going to train the people in the stores on how to fix it. It would be a waste of time and money. There are times when I can't even use a program, even though I know it works better than something I'm currently using, for the simple fact that the said company could file a lawsuit on our store.

    I dunno, I don't agree with the pricing and I for damned sure know there are idiots out there. But every company like us has their idiots...not just Geek Squad. And maybe I'm just lucky to be surrounded by a ton of people who happen to know alot about pc repair...but remember not every store is full idiots, some actually have the knowledge to help take care of you.

    Also for those that have said it earlier in the posts, Geek Squad is NOT part of Best Buy. We are not Best Buy's Geek Squad...we merely have a partnership with Best Buy. Think about the coffee shops and fast food places inside stores like Target and Walmart.

    1. Re:As a current member of Geek Squad... by Agent+Sherwood · · Score: 2, Informative
      Also for those that have said it earlier in the posts, Geek Squad is NOT part of Best Buy. We are not Best Buy's Geek Squad...we merely have a partnership with Best Buy. Think about the coffee shops and fast food places inside stores like Target and Walmart.
      BullShat! .....you are 110% WRONG! Bestbuy basically Bought out Geeksquad and aquired them into there store base, My paycheck comes from BESTBUY, my managers wear blue shirts and carry clipboards with current sales for the day, And WE ALL WORK FOR BESTBUY Bestbuy and Geeksquad are the same company, I cant go complain to Geeksquad because of anal Bestbuy managers, I can only complain to Bestbuy Get your facts straight before lying!
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  41. thermal paste is glue by sporkme · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I once declined to charge a customer my diagnosis fee after a geek of said squad had attepted to replace a broken Socket A retainer clip with three tubes of Arctic Silver. After my shop was closed, his manager did not hire me because I was overqualified. Somewhere around here, I have the pictures of the mounds of compound on the poor little Socket A chip.

  42. They're like technical support folks... by antdude · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... most technical support folks don't know a lot the technical stuff. It is no surprise that GeekSquad is the same. They just follow instructions (like scripts), run tools that they learned from trainings (e.g., use a CD to run an antivirus to scan and clean; not run registry editors to find out keys to remove, analyze, etc.), etc.

    If people really want serious fixing with good jobs, then they need to look for the correct people. I have seen and met teenagers who know decently on computers even at a fair cost.

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  43. My Input Probably Doesn't Count, But... by Kitsuta · · Score: 2, Informative

    I work at a Best Buy precinct in Geek Squad. I am not an Agent though, I am a Counter Ops. I do, however, deal with a lot of units that come in from our repair center, so I guess I might have a pretty good idea of what we send down and what happens to it.

    As far as competency, it all depends on where you're getting it from, it seems to me. Depending on who works at the store, the Agents could be amazingly good at fixing computers or, well, not so experienced. My own store is in many ways a good store(and improving because of some new management we have gotten), but I have heard some rather nasty reports about other stores. So it does unfortunately vary.

    I don't know what company you work for, as at the moment I can't recall any repair center we send computers to that is not Best Buy only. But that's a moot point.

    As for the scope of our work, as far as I know we are supposed to fully diagnose every computer we think we can fix with certain software. This software is being improved but is NOT always accurate and actually has many issues and false positives with certain brands of notebooks.

    Now, we do not do many hardware repairs for notebooks. My own precinct typically only works with a notebook's RAM and harddrive. Thus, if we suspect that the problem doesn't have anything to do with those things and that it is hardware related, we typically send the unit straight to a repair center to save the customer type(our own repair center takes about 2-4 weeks to repair units).

    As for CPUs, we can do everything except motherboard replacements. I don't see many CPUs we send down having anything else done to them, although it does happen rarely(most likely due to a problematic diag).

    As far as having to repair software, we are definitely supposed to do that. You guys having to do it instead may actually be a result of pressure from a customer. Because of certain policies we have reguarding our Performance Service Plan, an Agent may agree to send down a unit without diag even if he suspects a software issue because of insistence from the customer. This may or may not be a good thing, but not all our Agents are experts in customer service as well as computer repair; in addition, in most cases we must honor what the customers wishes us to, even if we don't think it's a good idea.

    Of course there are also clerical mistakes, communication problems and inexperience on part of individual Agents that contributes to this kind of thing.

    That should explain all the computers you get that probably could have been repaired in store. Hopefully I covered everything. But, try to remember next time you get a computer that only needed a restore or was misdiagnosed, that it goes both ways. Many times we have to send computers back to the repair center right after a repair was performed there, sometimes multiple times. I have sent a computer down specifically noting that a restore would not work(because current internal hardware did not match the original) and got them back with the technician writing that I should do a restore. Many times it feels as if they don't even read our notes at all, and although we may misdiagnose some machines, we have had more interaction with the owner of the product and thus possibly more information. And, well, having to tell a customer that we have to send their computer back down for another 2 to 4 weeks is no walk in the park.

    Hope I answered your question, although I'm sure many other people have already!

    PS: Because of branding, some of the terms I used might be confusing. Just to make sure things are clear, when I say Agents I mean technicians, when I say Counter Ops I mean.. administrative assistants(secretaries?), and when I say precinct I mean the Geek Squad part of any Best Buy store.

  44. that's what most successful business modes do by carpeweb · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Sure, it would be nice if Geek Squad would just say, "hey, we can't fix this ourselves, but you can take it directly to our upstream supplier for half the cost of what we would charge you, and we won't make any money on the transaction".

    But there aren't many industries that are completely disintermediated, with absolutely no middlemen between the ultimate producer and the ultimate consumer. True, when too many layers exist, or when a particular layer takes too much of the value chain, opportunities arise for newer, more efficient business models (disintermediation or other forms of reorganization).

    Yes, theoretically, you could market directly to Geek Squad's customers. Got ad budget? There's a big value in successful brand strategy, and Geek Squad's got it right now in this niche. For every genius who knows the guy who only charges $75, there are a dozen "idiots" who know guys who charge $300 for the same "service" and don't know any better. It's not a commodity business, by any means, so it's not surprising that prices (and quality) vary more for this than for 5-pound bags of refined sugar.

    Whether or not it's good or bad at repair, Geek Squad is successful because it
    1. lowers consumer search costs
    2. provides a (perceived) uniformity of quality, much like McDonald's
    3. at (perceived) reasonable/low prices
    Almost nobody thinks McDonald's burgers are the best in the world, or anything close. Likewise, most of us know a "better" place even for cheap, fast food. But most of us eat at McDonald's at least on occasion for one of the above reasons.

    You want a two-year warranty or fries with that new hard drive?
  45. Another real answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I currently work as a Geek Squad agent part-time and I agree with you that there are bright people at Geek Squad.

    I don't know about other stores, but a whole lot more than 'reinstall windows' goes on at the tech-bench, like the parent suggests. We have some pretty neat utilities (fully licensed or freeware from all that I've seen, by the way) that do take some of the tediousness out of cleaning a windows box, but i've never seen a reinstallation of windows done unless the hard-drive itself was completely toast. If a problem and solution does not present itself through any of our utilities, we do research the issue and try to manually care for it. As for hardware issues, we have a series of diagnostics we run to confirm issues, and we go from there. I don't see how a Geek Squad agent would determine a faulty hard-drive if the ram was bad instead, unless this was a case of grand error or incompetence. The issues with misdiagnosing POST and boot problems was probably made in a rush.

    There are some sticky issues with laptop hardware where we are required to send back to vendor, but real work is done on the machines that we can work on, usually collectively by multiple 'agents' over a span of days.

    I don't understand all the rampant hostility towards Geek Squad. The services they provide are not geared towards the power users, but to the average person who is not used to maintaining and repairing their computer. Geek Squad simply fills a niche. Most of the attacks here against the store and its employees seem rather off base and simply ignorant.

  46. The pre-requisites aren't enough... by Codename46 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Many companies that hire computer technicians merely require an A+ Certification in order for an applicant to be considered competent and eligible for the job. The problems with that is A+ Certification by itself isn't enough because

    1) It doesn't take much to pass. The A+ test consists of two sections (Core hardware and OS technologies), and you really only need a score of 500 to pass for each section to become A+ Certified (which really amounts to getting roughly 50-60 percent of the whole exam correct, a pitiful score). Whether or not you score the bare minimum or got above an 800 on each section, companies only see your certificate, so really you don't know whether the A+ monkey you've hired actually knows much. Hell, I even got A+ certified when I was 15 (I'm 17 now) and managed to get a job as a salesman at Micro Center, and I didn't even get any hands-on practice (bought a 60-dollar Sybex book and crammed). The concepts are way too basic, and the objectives are messed up. A+ requires you to have knowledge of rarely-implemented concepts such as old motherbboard sockets and the features of really old CPU's (I'm talking 386 here). What the test should concentrate more on is detail on newer material instead of trying to create a catch-all for everything that has happened in IT in the past 20 years.

    2) The test is only updated about every 3 years. Since newer computer hardware comes out about every 2 months, people usually have to resort to extra homework-research in order to catch up. Stores like Frys and Best Buy don't really give much training to new material. Only this year did COMPTIA update the certification objectives to cover new topics such as dual-core processors, which were released 2 years ago.

    3) The test has no hands-on material whatsoever. I didn't even know how to use brass standoffs in order to mount a motherboard into a case when I passed this test. When I really got into computers and started doing hands-on stuff by myself (i.e repairing PC's for friends and building PC's), I realized how much I missed out even with the certification. Many certifications today (especially the ones by COMPTIA such as Network+, Linux+, and Security+) don't have much, if any, hands-on objectives during testing. I don't care if you have memorized how many transistors each processor that has been developed in the past two decades have, but if you don't know how to correctly mount a motherboard/ground yourself/RAID multiple hard drives by hand, then you don't know jack shit.

    Even with other certifications that broaden their knowledge like Network+ and maybe CCNA, the most important thing is hands-on experience, something that takes a lot more background than cramming a couple of books.

  47. Re:What does PCMCIA stand for? by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 4, Funny

    Easy: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.

  48. Heirachy by dbIII · · Score: 2, Informative
    The geek is the guy who skips the party in order to code a popular video game
    So what's the guy who skips a high school reunion to rebuild someones hacked mail server and set it up as an actual secure machine from bare metal? I supect that puts me even lower and in the loser catagory - paticulaurly since I took a few hours out to play GURPS.

    I've never really picked up on some of the US slang - it wasn't that long ago that I found out that gimp isn't just a graphics program and that a pastie is not just a tasty folded pie.

  49. Here's what we do... by fyrwurxx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I haven't been a Geek Squad agent for very long (approx. four months) but I may be able to shed some light on the situation.

    As a previous member posted, and as a general principle of life, in any group of individuals you will inevitably encounter the lazy, incompetent or otherwise inept, and Geek Squad is no exception. Many GS agents are attracted to the job because of the generous discount at Best Buy, and/or have little or no passion for computers and information technology. Many agents are lazy and would simply rather ship the unit off to service and have you guys deal with it.

    But just as the same previous member posted, most--if not the majority--of GS agents are very passionate about IT, are very knowledgeable about computer diagnosis and repair, and deal with problems as per SOP and don't pass off petty issues to service. You also have to consider that when we're dealing face-to-face with oftentimes clueless customers, time is a huge factor. When a customer is sitting there at the counter in front of a long line of other customers asking me why sound isn't coming out of his laptop's speakers, I'll probably check the device manager, volume control, and run a few audio apps to generate sound. If I play with it for 5 or 10 minutes (10 minutes is an eternity when there is a huge line) and still can't figure it out, then I'll probably send it to service. You guys get the laptop at the service center and it turns out there was a hardware volume control I didn't notice that was turned all the way down. You turn it up, it works, you call me a moron, the cycle continues.

    It may also amuse you to know, Zenitram, that many Geek Squad Agents are quick to blame the service center for similar incompetence. I'm always sending back units to service because the original problem was not solved properly, or the service tech did not read/understand my notes. It's also very frustrating for the customer, and thus myself, when a unit goes out for an issue utterly unrelated to the hard drive (such as no audio) and it comes back with a formatted HDD with a nice little note saying basically "your audio works but oh, by the way, you lost all your shit. sorry. reinstall windows with your OEM discs. thanks for using best buy service!" It goes both ways.

    -austin
  50. Was inspirational, now a cautionary tale by DreamingReal · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I took this awful management class and they talked about Geek Squad like its some sort of Business miracle. We even had to watch a video where they talk about the company and its structure. Aside from their marketing they are really nothing special and time will tell on that as well.

    Actually, before Best Buy sunk its venomous teeth into it, Geek Squad really was. It was started in Minneapolis almost 15 years ago by a guy (Robert Stephens) on a bike. The cars, the image, the attitude of the company was all Robert's ideas. They were doing flat-rate pricing before practically everyone and they had Agents whose technical skills would eat the lunches of everyone on Slashdot. The main Minneapolis newspaper retired the "Best Computer Support" category from their annual "Best Of" issue because Geek Squad destroyed the competition every single year. They were supporting the Rolling Stones, Ice Cube, and scores of Hollywood stars because of the phenomenal service they provided and the general counter-cultural "cool" they oozed (this was before Geeks were vogue). They really were a fine lesson in branding and customer service back then.

    I had the great fortune of being one of the first Agents hired after Best Buy purchased the company. My badge number gets awed looks from other Agents as the latest hires are in the 3600s and mine is in the mid 100s. We only had about 70 Agents nationwide at that point (Agent badge numbers are never reused) and the 800-number was still staffed by technically compentent people who actually knew computer repair. I had to go through a difficult technical interview and three personal interviews before I got the job. So did everyone else at that time. No one knew who we were and we had to work fucking hard to prove ourselves to the customers. I worked with brilliant and dedicated people and only answered to the higher-ups in Geek Squad.

    Fast forward 4 years to the present. Best Buy had done what every soulless corporation does with a great idea. They commodomized the shit out of it, dilluted the quality with shoddy hiring practices, and drove away the best talent by only looking at the bottom line.

    They gave all the jag-offs in the store the Geek Squad uniform and made the old Tech Benches into Geek Squad precincts, even though they were staffed with the same underpaid, uneducated, and lazy "techs" that gave Best Buy such a horrible reputation for computer repair. Us old-schoolers screamed bloody murder we they made this decision 2 years ago because we knew what would happen - our great reputation would be pulled into the mud by these knuckle-draggers. Guess what? IT WAS.

    I can fix just about anything, set-up any consumer electronic device to work with any computer, and expertly train anyone on about two dozen diffent software titles. Instead of doing that, I spend most of my time fixing other Agent's fuck-ups and soothing angry customers for "Customer Loyalty". Why? Because I can fix shit properly and I'm good with people. Nowadays, Best Buy store managers hire the on-site Agents and generally look for people who will do their bidding, rather than those who know computers or have demonstrable customer service skills. Most of these new guys won't spend the time to improve their skills or learn new technologies. They either restore or have me do the "hard jobs". And God forbid they should download demo software to learn so they can provide trainings.

    Best Buy management has had the worst affect on Agent morale and employee retention. They focus only on scorecards, holding Agents responsible for missed budgets even though the in-store sales team is expected to generate 70% of the revenue, rewarding Agents who unnecessarily rape their customers with preposterous upselling, and generally ignore technically skilled Agents or those who provide outstanding customer service. At the corporate level, overhiring has led to hour slashing that has wiped out my last three pay raises. I'

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    1. Re:Was inspirational, now a cautionary tale by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I worked on the computer sales floor before best buy implimented Geek Squad. I went to the initial training and such. So I did have a glimpse of what Geek Squad used to be. I'd have to say, it's horrible what has happened to such a good company. A computer technician should not be graded on how well he sells more products to his client but by the level of expertise and repairs he does. I've seen my store hire people into Geek Squad not because of their computer knowledge but because of their selling ability.

  51. We love them too! by twicesliced · · Score: 2, Interesting
    We've had a few interesting ones over the past few years, but two really stand-out:

    1) A customer brought an IBM tower to Best Buy to have viruses/spyware removed. The customer was charged $200, had all of his personal data erased, and the system was still infected. He brought it to us (we're a resonably large, long-standing independent shop), I took pity on him, and then fixed it for free (it was a slow day, and his parents bought me a coffee from next door afterwards :) ).

    2) A customer brought in a Compaq desktop that had been repaired at Future Shop (Canadian equivalent of Best Buy, actually burchased by Best Buy a few years ago), complaining that it still wasn't working right. We opened-up the case to find a stack of rubber bands and a very large screwdriver lying across the motherboard (this was a flat desktop system)... Yeah, good times.

  52. You'd be surprised where else by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Interesting
    You won't find good techs working at Best Buy, or Frys, or CompUSA......


    You'd be surprised where else you won't find good techs.

    E.g., for the last 4 years I've been sorta a permanent consultant/contractor at a big corporation. You'd think that they could afford competent people, right? I mean, when you have tens of thousands of PCs (quite literally), it pays to have them well set up at least, right?

    Well, wrong. PCs always routinely came with some stupidly wrong image installed.

    E.g., the batch mine was in came with the wrong IDE drivers. Thank goodness Windows didn't use those, but performance was _abysmal_. You wouldn't believe how slow a fairly modern HDD is with NT 4.0's default drivers in PIO mode. Even stuff like switching between applications took seconds. (I assume that NT swapped some of the old app out, or something.)

    E.g., they came with Matrox drivers installed... even though they had Nvidia cards.

    Now being crazy enough to do the non-standard thing, I did download the right drivers off the internet and got our boss to give us the admin password to install them. But, you know, (A) I shouldn't have to. Wtf is the IT department for, if I have to do that. And (B) I wonder how many peons in other departments just gnash their teeth and put up with a system that performs like a lobotomized 486.

    But let's delve a bit further into this madness...

    So at some point it was decided to finally upgrade our RAM. So they send two IT drones to open the PCs and replace the RAM sticks. Easy job, right? I mean, right? Well, you wouldn't believe the uphill struggle that it was on every single PC. The problem? The RAM timings on the new sticks were different. So on every single PC, out of a batch of identical PCs, it was starting again from scratch digging into the BIOS and randomly changing stuff until it worked. You'd think they'd at least be able to remember what they did to the first half a dozen PCs by the time they get to the next one.

    One coleague was left with a PC which was proclaimed to work after passing POST. Except it froze when trying to load Windows.

    It gets better. They couldn't make one PC work at all, so they took it with them. It came back without the extra RAM, but freshly formatted and reinstalled. They fucking deleted that guy's 2 years worth of work instead of installing the RAM, and didn't even do a backup first. (Well, at least the sources were in CVS, but everything else, e.g., emails, documents he's downloaded, etc, wasn't.) How _does_ one end up formatting the hard drive instead of replacing the RAM? I mean, seriously, at which point are they similar or related enough to accidentally do one instead of the other?

    And if you thought that the PC drones are the only ones without half a brain, let's just say that we actually have the whole flying circus. We have DBAs who don't know how to admin a database, and have to be told exactly what commands to run on it. (And occasionally do stupid stuff on their own, like disabling XA transactions on a productive Oracle database, because they thought it just takes up memory and doesn't do anything.) We have Unix admins who don't actually know jack about Unix. And I don't mean as in "not experts." I mean they probably haven't even _seen_ a Unix prompt before, and aren't going to start learning now. Etc.

    *sigh* Methinks cost cutting is good and fine, but sometimes people should know when to stop. At the point where such clueless monkeys are hired just because they're very cheap... maybe it's already too much.
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  53. Not a good longterm business plan by thoughtlover · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sure, there's no return call, but there's no repeat business.

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  54. Someone help me here... by bdwebb · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm having trouble figuring out why this topic made the main page...I guess it could be that this is a sincere question but it seems more like another bid for support in bashing the Geek Squad.

    Scope of repairs for Geek Squad agents consists of all software issues and hard drive, RAM, Video Card, PSU, & CD/DVD drive replacement. Basically if it is available in the store it can be replaced or installed on paid services. For service plan repairs the majority of hardware can not be replaced in-store due to inventory limitations and in the event that a system restore is required; if a customer does not have their restore CD/DVD, the restore partition has been corrupted, or the HDD neededs replacement (obviously this leaves no restore partition) then the unit is shipped to the vendor in the event it is under mfg warranty or to DEX if under service plan warranty only.

    On another note, I can tell you from the CONSTANT issues I dealt with on a day to day basis that the blame goes back and forth between 3rd party repair centers and store techs. I'm assuming that the original poster works for a company called DEX (Data Exchange Corporation) as they are the primary 3rd party center used for issues beyond the scope of in-store repairs. Literally 25% of the computers shipped to DEX returned unrepaired, misrepaired, misdiagnosed, and some didn't even return at all. Between 3 and 8 hours every single day I was sending emails, calling DEX, checking tracking numbers, and dealing with upset customers because of these problems. When you say that the Geek Squad sends you issues that you shouldn't have to work on I'd really like to know a percentage here. If you can honestly tell me that over 25% of the computers you receive have these minor issues, I'll lay down the flaming sword here. And if you want to talk about spelling, I've probably seen around six to seven THOUSAND service tags from DEX and around 500 of them had proper spelling...don't EVEN get me started there.

    Unfortunately, however, all the anti-Geek Squad sentiment out there isn't all that unfounded any more. I have a pretty good idea of why (I did work there for quite some time) but don't go any further if you don't like to read.

    One of the primary focuses of Best Buy training is sales. When 'agents' are hired they are expected to have a high level of technical knowledge and all other training focuses on processes and sales. Being that Best Buy is a non-comission sales environment the training is not nearly as viscious as some other comission sales jobs, but it actually works better. What the training actually encompasses is gaining the ability to relate the knowledge you have to the customer. During my entire time at Best Buy I was never once encouraged to do anything unethical or take advantage of customers' lack of knowledge. I was lucky to be at a decent store...the problem lies in the fact that a lot of the management staff at a lot of stores does not take this approach and typically force employees to sell more and most expensive or get out.

    Another glaring problem is the fact that Best Buy's original service techs were largely incompetent and extremely underpaid. Before the Geek Squad was unleashed, Best Buy lost money from services every single year. Upon Geek Squad's roll-out, a lot of the original service techs were given immediate promotions or transferred directly across to supervisory positions because of the need to get/keep bodies behind the counter. The good came from the fact that more positions were available and largely at a higher pay rate. Because this was a new venture into the services sector, customers with previous experience with Best Buy services were largely suspicious and still retained a good amount of hatred for anything related to Best Buy and service. Business began to pick up, but was still rather slow in relation to the number of positions filled and available. During this time, qualifications and technical knowledge were fairly strict requirements because of the overflow of applicatio

  55. Before BestBuy bought them... by dbmasters · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...The Geek Squad was a respected, high end technical company, hiring only computer professionals with certifications to show it. I managed a small computer store that was part chain of franchises. When the franchisee went backrupt they were all looking for work (I had gotten a new job shortly before). I was writing a few letters of recommendation and such and was told that all these good technicians wouldn't even be talked to by the Geek Squad due to only a couple years experience and no certs. Then BestBuy bought them, needed to hire dozens, hell hundreds, of techs, and from reports I have heard, their name is kind of a joke now... That being said, it's been so many years since I have had to bring my computer to a tech I'd probably melt if I ever had to now...

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  56. Real Techs by Dekortage · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This reminds me of a true story.

    When I got married (early 1990s) my wife knew zilch about computers, even though I was a computer technician. (We figured it balanced out our relationship.) Over the years, I showed her a few things about fixing computers: simple stuff like running utilities, what to check in the OS files, etc. She finally got her own computer in the mid-90s and wanted to learn enough to keep her own computer running well.

    During the dot-com collapse, we needed some extra cash. Almost as a joke, she applied for a tech support job at a big publishing firm nearby. She passed the entrance exam and was hired. There were four or five techs on the staff already, every one officially certified from Microsoft, A+, Apple or another relevant agency. My wife was not even remotely certified. Nonetheless, within six months they had fired (and replaced) the other techs, while retaining my wife and putting her in charge of two new techs. She was simply able to work faster than the others, and had a better rate of fixing things the first time around. She left the company when the IT director started making sexist (and sometimes lewd) comments.

    Anyway, it was a shining example to me that certification is only worth the paper it's printed on, nothing more. A smart person with only self-administered knowledge (admittedly instructed by someone who had been repairing computers since the 1970s -- me) easily surpassed a small fleet of supposedly highly-trained, certified technicians. What the heck are people getting certified in???

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    1. Re:Real Techs by slaker · · Score: 2, Informative

      The A+ exam certifies that someone has a level of knowledge equivalent to six months of job experience as a computer tech. Older versions of the exam certified someone had the equivalent of 18 months. Needless to say, the difference between the tests is fairly massive.
      I train people for both Microsoft and CompTIA certifications. Most of the people I see in classes are either just looking for additional knowledge and don't care about the cert, or so wrapped up in getting certified that they don't pay much attention to what I'm actually teaching. Unfortunately, it's the guys in the second category who seem be the ones who go out and look for those corporate consulting jobs.
      Even though I think of A+, Network+ and certain of the Microsoft exams as dead simple, the truth is that if someone has actually absorbed everything they're supposed to know to pass those tests, they really *do* know a lot about PCs, Windows and repair work. IF they retain the information.
      I don't think the "entry level" ceritification exams do a very good job of requiring people to synthesize information, and there's no way to test how much they've retained after six months. So the certs do wind up being kind of pointless. It's frustrating to me as a professional techie and as a trainer, but on the other hand most organizations that need techs don't have the time or ability to generate their own metrics for tech skills, so we kind of have to live with the meaningless certs.

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  57. Interestingly enough ... by Mathness · · Score: 2, Funny
    Interestingly enough the geek squad specie have many similarities with the (greek) squids:



    - Both can leak ink; squid does it for defense, geeks just have cheap pens.

    - Ability to adapt to work in odd positions; geeks often work in cubicles or are found in odd places doing repairs, squids again do it for defense or to seek food.

    - Execelent use of appendixes; squids can assume almost any form to do the work it needs to do, geeks have all the tools (and more) to do the work it need to do.

    - Good camuflage; Squids can often change colour to become undetectable, geeks are undetectable by the cloth style, and in some cases their behaviour.

    Amazing really, two completely different species, and yet so much in common.

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  58. Excuse me? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Doorstop? Paperweight?

    The MacBook is clearly a space heater.

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    1. Re:Excuse me? by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Funny
      It gives me a special warm feeling in me private area.

      -Eric

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    2. Re:Excuse me? by denverradiosucks · · Score: 3, Funny

      "The MacBook is clearly a space heater."

      Now with magic GROWING battery!

  59. Nerd or geek? by pointbeing · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's really a simple distinction between nerds and geeks.

    A nerd gets his degree through hard work - attending lotsa classes, studying the material and turning in nothing-less-than-stellar work.

    A geek gets his degree by hacking into the school's mainframe and awarding himself credit for classes he never took.

    Got more questions? Just ask ;-)

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  60. Re:I used to be one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    I also used to work for Best Buy geeksquad. The organization is what I would consider corrupt. Most of the 'software' we used to fix a system was shareware that anyone could download off the internet. We used programs like Spybot, Adaware, eWidow, Memtest x86, CCleaner, ect ... to clean/repair a system. I could never understand how a company like Geeksquad was going to profit off the unpaid shareware authors work.

    Nor could I understand how Geeksquad got away with lying to its customers so often. Most of the people I worked with were High School students and many acted the part. Peoples property was always being mishandled and many times things were being lost. I was told to lie to people's faces as to where their system was at some points because we honestly couldn't find it. Power supplies for laptops were always being lost, as was software.

    On top of the mistreatment of the systems, was the fact that many of the 'techs' had no right to have that title. This one person that I worked with was so bad a 'tech' that he managed to wipe an entire system harddrive that was only there to have some spyware removed and wanted the data on the drive backed up to DvD. Our manager insisted that we lie to the customer, telling her that we had sent out her system for service due to her warranty and that the service center had caused the loss of information. Of all the luck I was there when she came to pick up the system. The lady was in tears due to the fact that the PC had held important information that she required for her employment. She ended up losing her job over this incident and she couldn't do a damn thing about it because in that piece of paper you sign when you leave your system with geeksquad it says we aren't responsible for the loss of data. Even if the pimple faced High School student pretending to be a tech specifically told you that the data would be completely safe and backed up before doing anything dangerous.

    I left the company soon after this incident.

  61. Why by C_Kode · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why did this even make it onto "Ask Slashdot"? Does this actually carry some importants somewhere? This sounds more like a water-cooler joke here at work. Not something I should be wasting work time reading when I could be wasting work time reading something more important like Groklaw bashing SCO...

  62. Re:Geek Squad by nfantis · · Score: 2, Informative

    Unfortunately for you, Best Buy still controls your mind. I am a former Geek Squad agent. I worked there for two and a half years and it paid great enough to get me through high school. It used to be good before it was switched over to the Geek Squad. You are taking a small service center in Best Buy, making a new advertisting campaign and feel, and tripiling your business in a matter of two years. When that happened Best Buy was in so need of Geeks that they hired many morons just to fill the spots. I am not saying every Geek Squad agent is bad, there are many talented people. However, at my old store, 50% of the current techs don't know enough to fix a computer and are more based on ripping off the consumer by charging them as high as $600 labor on a single repair. Integrity doesn't exist in many parts of the Geek Squad. Some of the things that our store used to do is amazing. Here is an example, a Dell that wouldn't boot, said something about PXE and cable not connected (don't remember exact message). So, of course this was too confusing for the techs who worked on it. The PC Area Manager tried sellign him a $1100 computer package. I checked the person in a few days prior and saw they were buying a new system. I didn't think it was necessary so I took a look myself. Change the boot priority off of network boot and the system worked fine. I save the guy $1100, he slipped me a $50 tip later and then I got bitched at by the manager for loosing the new computer package. Corporate XP keys, overcharging, not doing all the work... common things for the Geek Squad at my store. In fact, that $129 you are paying for a in home diagnostic, or any other service turns between 78% and 84% profit margin according to management. I understand companies need to make money, but you aren't paying for quality, you are paying for cars, ugly uniforms (they felt degrading to wear, I preferred the old black service polos), and gas for the Geeks that cruise in their car when there is nothing to do. The fact that the focus in our store was more on selling is partially why I quit. That and shitty management. Stay away if you can, if not... be ready.

  63. Geeks? No such animal here by Grendel32 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I used to work in the computer repair department of Best Buy and I was on my way out as this Geek squad travesty was put in place. You see I like to think of myself as a competent tech, maybe even good. I know other at least competent techs that worked with me, and although the person who hired me was interested in my technical skill this is not what Best Buy wants. Best Buy wants to get you in for a 1 hour diagnostic $60. You dont fix the issue at this point you just find what is wrong. Then depending on what the issue is, most of the time it was spy or addware. You then sell the customer a $40 service to do a spyware scan and removal, using one of the shitty pieces of software that Best Buy carries. During this process you examine the machine for "upgrades" more memory, larger HD, new video card. Even though the issues the customer is having may be totally independent of the hardware they have, but you are still required to "advise" the customer that these upgrades are necesary. Then the poor customer shells out for over priced hardware and another $20 to $40 to install it. Best Buy doesnt want to fix problems they want to sell you services. I found this out as I noticed my hours being cut more and more, it wasnt because I had a slow turnaround time on the machines I took in but because I wasnt "recomending" services to the customer, even though I knew they didnt need more memory, or that they didnt need MSN dialup because they already had DSL, but we are always susposed to offer. This became readily apparent in two situations someone came in their computer would not boot, at that time Best Buy did allow for us to look at a machine for a few minutes at the counter before we tried to fleece the customer. I determined that a restore was needed on the system. I asked him if he had his recovery cd's he said yes and I told him he just needs to do a recovery. He asked me if he could do it himself and I told him he could, and proceded to tell him how. Put the cd in follow the prompts. The new manager for the computer department heard me helping this person and I was later dressed down for giving out technical information. Another time a woman cam in, in tears her laptop crashed and she had her doctoral thesis on it that was due in the morning. I would have just charged the $60 poped the drive in one of our machines and gotten it for her, but since one of the manager's lackey's was around I had to offer the data recovery service which is way expensive and takes a week. So if you like to buy useless services then Best Buy is for you but there are no Geeks there just greasey salesmen. The prices I quoted are from the time I worked there I am sure there has been significant markup since then.

  64. 2 words: bull+shit by rbochan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Modded informative? pfffffffft.
    I guess it's time for me to pull out my "Certs don't mean jack" story here once again.

    Since my sister lives several hundred miles away, I'm saved from most "family tech support issues". Her Win98 computer wasn't running so fast a few years back, so she decided to add more ram to it to speed things up. Her husband took it to his "MCSE & A+ Certified buddy at work(TM)" to get the job done.
    "MCSE & A+ Certified buddy at work(TM)" proceeded to drop a screwdriver onto the mobo when it was powered up, toasting it, of course. He had the nerve to charge them for a new motherboard, but at least the ram got installed.
    I was visiting a couple of months later when my sister mentioned that she couldn't get any sound when she tried to play a CD. As I was already almost seething when she'd told me about the motherboard, I figured I knew exactly what the deal was. I peered in through the back to, sure enough, see that "MCSE & A+ Certified buddy at work(TM)" hadn't reconnected the CD audio cable and it was just dangling there. I then grabbed a screwdriver to open the case to connect the cable.
    Seems "MCSE & A+ Certified buddy at work(TM)" lost the case screws, so "MCSE & A+ Certified buddy at work(TM)" POP-RIVETED THE GOD DAMN CASE SHUT.
    Another half hour, a drill, and migraine later, she once again had CD audio working.

    So, yes... certs might look good on paper, but they don't mean jack when it comes to knowledge.

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  65. It gets much worse... by supercrisp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... I am a grad student at a Big 10 (11, whatever) university. The woman in charge of computers in our whole building gets about $35k based on her job title. She came into a lab I work in to do some network stuff. She didn't know what RAM is. She "backed up" lab data that was being moved to a new machine (Mac 9 to Mac 10), and she only copied the crap laying around on the desktop and at the root of the HD, not all the stuff in the OS-provided documents folder--in which was everyone's real work. I am an English major. But I've learned to work on my own computer the same way learned to work on brakes after I took my car to a shop and it came back squirting DOT 3 like a geyser. No one really gives a shit about my life and my data the way I do.

  66. Re:wtf? by Danse · · Score: 3, Informative
    I've seen many times where it wasn't worth the *time* required to repair a Windows installation but I've never seen a Windows box trashed badly enough that the drive *needed* a reformat.

    Not really a lot of difference. I'm sure pretty much anything can be fixed without a reinstall if you put enough time into it, but since that's prohibitive, especially when you're doing it as a business, there's effectively no difference between "needing a reinstall" and "a reinstall is the most efficient way to fix the problem." Unless the customer is willing to pay for you to spend the hours necessary to find and repair all the problems, then you pretty much have to reinstall.
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  67. WorstBuy by Kadin2048 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yup.

    I think they do that because it's their way of screwing people who buy cheap USB peripherals. Example: those $30 printers they sell in some cases don't come with cables. Oh, it'll come with an AC adapter, but not a USB (or at least the salesperson will insist that it doesn't). Then they hand you the $30 "MonsterCable" USB cable, in the hopes of recouping their profit margin that they didn't get on the printer. I've seen them do this to people over and over, and it's just painful to watch.

    The only reason I go into BestBuy is when there's something free, or at a ridiculously low price (their 'loss leaders'). And then I go into the store, get the one item, and leave.

    I can go on PriceWatch and get 6' USB cables for around $1-3 a piece, with shipping, from a no-name Mom-n-Pop. I've yet to have one of them fail, but even if they're not the same quality as Monster's, I feel quite comfortable getting one and having nine backups on hand, for the same price.

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    1. Re:WorstBuy by kimvette · · Score: 2, Funny

      For me, the reason for Best Buy's existence is:

      Their DVD selection, cheap DVD+/-R media, cheap CD-R media, and in a pinch, hasbro-class routers.

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    2. Re:WorstBuy by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Informative

      Having worked at HP- we *wanted* to ship with cables. We aren't allowed to- BB and the like threaten to refuse to stock us if we do, because they make such obscene profits on them. We're at the mercy of the stores there.

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    3. Re:WorstBuy by AvitarX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm willing to bet Best Buy and other retailers begged HP and other manufacturers to leave the cable out.

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    4. Re:WorstBuy by klendathu667 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I took my mom there to buy a cheap laptop because she needed it now and she saw it was on sale for $700. I let the sales girl do her bit about the warranty to see if it covers accidental damage (it didn't). She went on to describe how it allows one yearly battery replacement. She then added that if we had to replace the battery it would cost $500. I asked if she could repeat that and she did. I said your full of shit. She then said your telling me they don't. I confirmed that is what I said. She then said well that's what they tell us. I told her to ask the manager if we can purchase the laptop without a battery for a $500 discount. He said no.

    5. Re:WorstBuy by AuMatar · · Score: 3, Informative

      When they ganag up on us, sure. We needed to be on their shelves. If they decide to charge us more for shelf space (you do realize shelf space is bought, right?) or decide to give the space to Lexmark or Epson instead, it could cost us tens of millions. So when the channels say "no cable" we had to listen.

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    6. Re:WorstBuy by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Many years ago, the Canadian version of Best Buy had a great sale on floppy diskettes.

      When I walked into the store, they had 3 pallettes of floppies on display in the middle of the aisle. I experienced a rare moment of insight - when computer stuff is on display the same way cans of soup are displayed at a grocery store, the margins are probably as crappy as cans of soup - mom'n'pop computer stores were doomed.

    7. Re:WorstBuy by therealbev · · Score: 2, Informative

      Every once in a while the 99-Cents-Only stores sell 6' Belkin USB cables (nice, braided, with cute little lights on the ends, the ones that are $19 at Fry's) for 99 cents. Just useful information...

  68. OT but sorta related by objwiz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Personally, I've concluded that Best Buy has lost their focus on the customer and will soon go the way of dinosaurs. The only thing that is keeping them going is demand for high priced ticket items. With gas prices rising, and inflation on the rise, this could change and could very well dink BB.

    My observations/thoughts:

    a) I learned from a friend of mine that the secret shoppers they hire are instructed to "buy candy and get a receipt". How in the world does buying candy from BB evaluate a retail organization whose primary market is electronics? I realize buying a $2000 tv is expensive for mystery shoppers. However buying candy doesn't accurately measure them either.

    b) At the BB closest to me, I cannot buy a tube TV anymore. They do not stock them. Everything is LCD/Plasma. Those are great items to have but not everyone can afford $1000 or more for a TV. Heck I wouldn't want to put that kinda TV in my kids rooms. So at that BB, people w/o the $ (or willingness to spend the $) for high item TV probably don't even shop there.

    c) Sales of computer hardware and software, movies and music simply do not have the margins to sustain them. Music (and increasingly movies) are being bought via electronic channels (aka iTunes etc...).

    d) downright aweful customer service included (especially) Geek Squad

    These things just makes me think they (aka CEOs and BOD) have just lost touch with how to run a good electronics retailer. Patronizing BB isn't going to help them or hurt them IMO. They are already on the path of failure.

    1. Re:OT but sorta related by Afrosheen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're missing the point on the secret shoppers. The candy and receipt just proves they were there at that time so their employer has some idea that the data they collected is valid and dated correctly.

    2. Re:OT but sorta related by pete6677 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, people who are going to drop a few grand on a nice TV or home stereo are probably going to do it at a nice A/V shop with knowledgable employees instead of dealing with the blue shirt idiots. It blows my mind why someone with cash to spend on a nice setup would get crap consumer grade equipment at best buy rather than going to a real store and paying just a little more for quality.

    3. Re:OT but sorta related by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Majority of people buy stuff based on advertising. They see a cool looking LCD tv at Best Buy or Sam's Club, whip out the credit card and are on their way. Researching stuff is work, don't j'a know?

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    4. Re:OT but sorta related by Seraphim1982 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      b) At the BB closest to me, I cannot buy a tube TV anymore. They do not stock them. Everything is LCD/Plasma. Those are great items to have but not everyone can afford $1000 or more for a TV. Heck I wouldn't want to put that kinda TV in my kids rooms. So at that BB, people w/o the $ (or willingness to spend the $) for high item TV probably don't even shop there.

      Assuming that Best Buy secret shoppers work like all the other places I've seen it done, purchasing a $1000 would be increadibly stupid. Secret Shoppers are supposed to look around for problems, not buy expensive items. The two most important parts of what a secret shopper does are walking around while carefully observing the store, and talking to the employees while pretending to be a customer. The purchase only does two things, it gives them an excuse to talk to a cashier (and watch them deal with other customers), and it proves that they were at the store at some point and arn't just making up stuff.

  69. Why indeed! (i got a black shirt job at Best Buy.) by Wingfat · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had a job for about two months at a best buy. the only questions they asked me when they were interview me was: 1. If i hit print on a word doc and the printer isnt printing how would you solve this? and then the best buy question of the year: 2. Tell me how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich step by step like i dont know how to make one... i think that is a reason why the people that work there are so bad.. all they know how to do is make PB&J sandwiches ;) lol I ended up quiting to go back to web design :)

  70. Re:wtf? by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 2, Insightful


    > if a tech can't fix the machine without reinstalling the OS [...] then the problem is with that tech's skill level

    okay, genius, here's a scenario from you from last week at my work.

    customer computer comes in, bluescreens on boot.

    "The registry cannot load the hive (file): /SystemRoot/System32/Config/SOFTWARE
    or its log or alternate.
    It is corrupt, absent, or not writable."

    bluescreens on boot to safe mode.

    boots fine to knoppix, all devices work, hard drive is readable.

    chunks of the registry all over C:\found.000

    repair install failed.

    what would you do?

    i could have run manufacturer's drive scan on it, made sure the hard drive was good, pulled off the data via knoppix and ftp, and reformat/reinstalled.

    i could have pulled a new hard drive from inventory and rebuilt on that.

    (either way, it cost her more than buying a new computer the INSTANT the old one broke and just having me do data transfer and reconfigure.)

    do you have a third option for me?

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  71. Re:Hand holding. (Geek Squad's corporate head) by rrizzi7210 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Geek Squad is really a company that is run by people that know how to "market" an idea and form relationships with large companies, like Best Buy. It has yet to be proven if they can actually sustain the company and make money in the long term. So, don't lose any sleep over them.

    Geek Squad's leaders know the biggest problem is where to find network engineers or computer guys that can actually do the work they are oferring and get it right most of the time without wiping out a customer's system. I've never seen or read their service agreement, but I'd be willing to bet that someplace in there it says, "Customer is responsible for making and keeping a backup of the contents of all information stored on the computer..." so that when the geek-tech wipes out your Quicken database with five years of history, they say, "...it's your own fault! and 'No Refund'"

    The bottom line is, who do you think they are actually hiring? It's the guys who went to Dr. PC Professor's DVD-based Crash Course in computer technology, make $75K per year courses you hear about on the radio all the time. These are the guys, who in high school learned how to fdisk and format a hard-drive on their own, and were considered future "Bill Gates" or "Steve Wozniack" geniuses by their PC illerate parents and teachers. And, they are too lazy to get a college degree in IT, so they borrow $12,000 or so and sign on the dotted line to get A+, or Network+ certified or maybe even paper-MCSE certified. The reality is that they graduate from Dr. PC Professor's DVD class with nothing more than a sheet of paper and a new student loan payment of $350 per month for the next 10 years and some friends ready to cash in and make it big with their new-found cerification.

    Then, they get a reality check/reconcilation with a person at the school they just "graduated" from who says, "...You are among a select group of 100,000 IT experts who just graudated today!!! And we are here today to help you get a job anywhere in this wonderful field of computers 'if you are willing to do what we say'".

    Basically, they are telling them they qualify for the worst entry level positions out there for whatever minimum wage + 10% is in their respective states. So, Geek Squad comes along and partners with these schools and says, "how many [sheep] do you have for us today?". And they hire these guys without even meeting with them.

    Then, Geek Squad sends out their "Master Geek" to train the new recruits on how to get a customer to sign an agreement, and process their credit card payment in such a way that they will never need to refund them their money. The last thing they try to do is teach them how to memorize a list of things you should never do on a customer's computer: fdisk, format, deltree, del, ren, xcopy, copy, never touch anything in c:\ and below, do not use regedit or regedt32, and no right-clicking anything, etc. And, when you answer the customer, always use the words "...it should...", "...I can try...", "...it is supposed to...", and lastly, "...the manufacturer says..." instead of anything else they might make the customer think they will be able to solve their problem.

    Now their recruit is taught how to dress, shake hands, smile and get their geek mobile washed. Oh, and we can't forget how to put gas in it either. And, "don't break any traffic rules too."

    So, if you wonder why us guys at $125 per hour network engineers (take home pay) are booked for five days in advance, with multiple college degrees, with more than 15 years of experience on at least two platforms, live in million dollar gated communities, can work anywhere in the world on any project, own four cars and don't mind paying our $900 Mobil Gas Credit card bills with the cash we carry or keep in the vault at home, then you'll know why we laugh when the "Geek Mobil" is next to us at the traffic light.

  72. I also used to work for the geek squad by fistcar · · Score: 2, Informative

    Long story short, they teach you nothing. As a guy just out of college it was a great 14$/hr job when I could not get my foot in any software company's door. I know I helped out a lot of people and there were two other guys who knew what they were doing and what needed to be done to systems. I was only there for 3 months but in that time the two other smart guys who had been there a while quickly became the onsite techs. If you were new or knew nothing you were left in the store. The onsite guys never worked inside the store at all. So people who know what is up quickly become the guys that cost $150+ just to get them out to your house.

    1. Re:I also used to work for the geek squad by sparx394 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I still work for the Geek Squad and that is definitely the case. They don't offer the positions or the pay to make it worthwhile to stay as an in-store tech. You either go on to be a Sales Manager at best buy, or you become an on-site tech for a while but even that doesn't offer the pay to make it worthwhile to stay with the company for very long. As soon as I get my degree, I'm leaving Geek Squad and when I do, it'll only be the untrained kids left. That's the flaw in Best Buy's system, they don't make it worthwhile for well-trained people to stay.

  73. From a freelance tech by fieldstone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I do a lot of computer repair in my spare time - four days a week in addition to my regular job - and every time I encounter a computer that was "repaired" by the Geek Squad, their work never ceases to underwhelm me. As far as I can tell, Best Buy bought the Geeks on Call franchise and turned it into their own personal commercial army; all I've ever seen the Geek Squad do is overcharge, sell Norton Internet Security (which doesn't even work very well) to home users who didn't need it, and give out incorrect information to clients who don't know better. Someone at a Best Buy store even tried to convince one of my clients that a computer with 256 MB of RAM wouldn't be able to handle DSL; whether he was deliberately lying or just horribly trained, I don't know.

  74. Well I can tell you what we do.... by terpl · · Score: 3, Informative

    I run a similar style company called Dial-A-Geek (Shut up, when I made the name I thought I was being original...) based in British Columbia Canada. We provide in home and on site computer support. What do my techs do? Exactly the same sort of stuff the normal /.er does in the course of their day. I'm not hired by /.'ers I hire them, assuming they can check their ego at the door. Honestly, as was already pointed out, basic troubleshooting is necessary for a large segment of the population. Could most people do the reinstalls, upgrades, repairs, virus scans and other tasks that we perform? Sure, but they'd prefer to have a professional do it we have the experience and the tools to ensure backups are performed can find things like drivers quickly. It's not rocket science, but experience makes it quicker and less painful. Just like (oh god incoming car analogy) I could spend my Saturday changing the fluids in my car I'd rather let a mechanic do it. The reality is that a lot of people are still not very computer savvy and (here's the important point) not interested in becoming savvy. They find our job boring and would rather never think about computer repair and maintenance. They'd rather do the things they enjoy in life. I'm overhearing the conversations of a couple of our frontline people right now. Want to know what they're saying? "Yes ma'am a reinstall is like resetting your computer back to the day you bought it. Well we save your data, but applications would have to be reinstalled. Like Office. Like Word. Like that blue W you press when you want to type. No it doesn't come with Windows. Yes I'm sure, unless there was a restore CD. A disk that came with your computer, or it would've ask you to burn one when you bought it. You don't remember? Not a problem our technician can look for it when he arrives." and on and on.

  75. This is stupid... 20 year olds don't know UNIX by figgypower · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok...

    Slashdot has completely distorted your perception of reality. I'm 22 years old. I can round up 10 early-20-somethings and 10 early-60-somethings. Their knowledge of UNIX will be roughly the same. I promise you; kids/students my age have no idea what the fuck's UNIX. It's impressive when they've heard of Linux.

    I got rid of Windows on my sister's computer and replaced it with Linux. She is happily chugging along and I no longer have to make Geek Squad like repairs (i.e. spend 2 hours running Ad-Aware and Spybot, because scheduling them to run never quite works right...). Linux simply works for her, not becuase it's Linux but a proper solution for her. Over half of her friends actively question why she would use Firefox. And her family friends... they don't have a fucking clue how to use her computer, because it's "Linux"... they're just to stupid to realize it's the same point and click interface (well, KDE's running) and it would take them 10 minutes to pick up the different interface. My sister learned KDE without any training from me. She just got it. Only questions she's asked me is "How do I sync my iPod?" but nothing along the lines of "How do I type a paper...". These are 18 year olds...

    Yeah, no fucking way 20-somethings "know" UNIX.

    1. Re:This is stupid... 20 year olds don't know UNIX by Vorondil28 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, I'm indeed 20 years old and I use UNIX at work every day, and 50/50 with Windows at home. I can't say I'm a guru or anything, but I know enough to get by without starting X, let alone a desktop environment.

      Given, I'm just one guy, But I do see your point.

      Culturally, computers have turned into something to be feared. All you have to do is switch up one little thing in someone's routine and they're likely to flip out. ("Oh God, where's the Start button?!") That's probably because when most people learn to use a computer, they learn by wrote. Users end up memorizing where to go Windows to do something, and never touch the theory behind what they're trying to accomplish. (e.g. - Internet Explorer is a web browser not "The Internet," etc') Just because a person can play the right notes, in the right order, in the right rhythm doesn't mean they're a musician. And, to continue the analogy, you have to be at least a decent "musician" to move between operating systems, applications, and so forth comfortably (like said sister).

      Eh, just this 20-year-old's $0.02.
      =D

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  76. Re:WorstBuy - Sales Method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I used to work for Best Buy years ago for about 2 months. The truth.

    1.) BestBuy does not care about the main system sales. Printers, Computers, etc don't make Best Buy big profits. The numbers they cared about and crammed down the sales people's throats was add-ons. The printers don't come with printer cables. So ofcourse it's our job to sell them the biggest baddest usb cable possible. While your add it, remember the ink cartridge doesn't come 100% full when you buy a printer, they come 50 - 75% full. Paper, remember to take home a box of printer paper. Don't forget about the extended warrenty. I was filling in for a sales guy (i was not typically sales) in the computer section and got chewed out for not selling them an upgrade in RAM, the computer was a top of the line box there already maxed out by the motherboard specs that I looked up before making any suggestions. They wouldn't listen, all they know is they are to sell upgrades, even if it technically isn't possible.

    2.) Sales people at Best Buy know 0% about what they are talking about, they recieve no training. It's just a matter of what they put down on their resume. If computers is mentioned they sell computer, if listening to music is a hobby, their in the media section. Watch TV, well you know where they go.

    3.) GeekSquad, although is a new thing, is marketting, only marketting, nothing backing it up, other then the same A+ cert guy able to stick in a card in a motherboard and hope windows detects it. Remember Geek is Chic now, and BestBuy wants to look chic.

  77. I had no idea ... by willtsmith · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Jeesh, I had no idea.

    Sounds like I'm raising my fees for PC repair.

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