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YouTube Killer (Media Portal w/ Revenue Sharing)

MattPF writes "eefoof.com is a user-submitted content site similar to YouTube/Google Video which allows users to submit Videos, Images, Flash and Audio while receiving a share of the site's ad revenue. For example, if someone uploads a really popular video that accounts for a lot of traffic in a given month, the user will receive a good portion of the video ad revenue for the month. Could this be the YouTube killer?"

179 comments

  1. Possibly, by laptop006 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But more likely it's a paid ad...

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    1. Re:Possibly, by Aaron+England · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tag this story slashvertisement.

    2. Re:Possibly, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially looking at the URL attached to the submitter's username.

    3. Re:Possibly, by 70Bang · · Score: 4, Informative



      Possibly? But more likely it's a paid ad...

      Has someone been sniffing the fireworks smoke a little early and a bit too much?

      Hover your mouse over MattPE and see what is displayed:

      http://www.eefoof.com/

      Some bonehead (I won't go back and read who the editor was) that let that message go through without checking an obvious connection). I demand a recount on the editorial elections to see if he really received enough votes. Besides, you'd think MattPE would have an id other than eefoof.com when he submitted his message.

      The problem is he's going to get a Slashdot effect just because people are going to jump the gun instead of walking away from his site entirely.

    4. Re:Possibly, by shokk · · Score: 1

      Wowo, just like all the dozens of others that think they are going to kill YouTube. If Yahoo can't do it, then these little fly specks can't. Google is the closest competitor.

      There are plenty that advertise paying you for your videos, but honestly its too much trouble for someone that just wants to post the 100,000th mentos and diet coke video or a video of some girlfriends talking about masturbation.

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  2. Web2.1 by linvir · · Score: 5, Funny

    The shameless self-promotion on Slashdot and Digg (and probably elsewhere) kind of grates, but you have to break a few eggs to make an omelette. You have to swallow your pride a little when you're starting out, so please give them a break on this. Think of it like this: we're getting a chance to get in early while the contribution:pageview ratio is skewed, and we have an opportunity to perhaps make a little money.

    But then again, it's not exactly the first advert in history to offer me a 'chance to make real money'. Apparently I could be making $2000/hour just by filling out surveys online!

    It is, however, the most Web2.0-compliant site I've ever seen. If it is at all possible to compete with or even oust YouTube, 'eefoof' certainly seems to be the site for the job.

    1. Re:Web2.1 by teslatug · · Score: 2, Funny

      You should have posted that at eellooff, you could have made $5.

    2. Re:Web2.1 by linvir · · Score: 4, Funny

      "eellooff"?? What the hell? You should at least make some effort to get their name right! It's eefoof.

      Anything else just sounds completely retarded!!

    3. Re:Web2.1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      eef00f? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my hexadecimal luggage!

  3. Lulu.tv by samuel4242 · · Score: 5, Informative

    It looks like several are doing this. The NYT has a story about Lulu.tv today. And it mentions revver.com is doing something similar.

    1. Re:Lulu.tv by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      mmm, nice, so someone can upload his movies to all these sites and enjoy the revenue of all of 'em: Someone, quick, write me a script for auto-submitting stuff to all those sites! :D

      Would be seriously cool if creative people (no, not the people who cut 1 minute from Family Guy's episodes) could earn themselves a nice buck with their stuff that way (and there is always the opportunity to lead people to your own site, where they would be able to buy the high def version of the movie)

    2. Re:Lulu.tv by NeilTheStupidHead · · Score: 3, Insightful
      no, not the people who cut 1 minute from Family Guy's episodes...

      That parenthetical remark raises a valid point though: What kind of controls are there going to be to ensure that someone isn't making money from another person's copyrighted material? This is less of a concern for popular media which everyone can identify (e.g. a clip from Family Guy) but would be a serious problem for independant content makers who choose to distribute their work over the internet.

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    3. Re:Lulu.tv by vile8 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Lulu.tv is actually all creative commons. So copyrighted materials will not get paid. Stealing an episode of family guy will get you a big fat 0 (unless you created it). We do not endorse copyright infringement, but instead wish to replace it with CC licensing for all. Technically we aren't paying for the shows though either, we are paying based on a bunch of factors which mostly include getting lots of people to come participate in the site.

    4. Re:Lulu.tv by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Lulu.tv is actually all creative commons. So copyrighted materials will not get paid.

      Is this your clever get-out clause to avoid having to pay anyone anything? Or are you only accepting material with the Creative-Commons-branded public domain notice?

      Seriously, please do not misuse "copyrighted" when you mean "unlicensed". It leads to confusion, and plays into the hands of the media cartels who wish to spread their two dangerous myths: that restrictive licenses are the only viable option, and that the world should be divided into "producers" who own copyrights and "consumers" who do not. I would have hoped that Creative-Commons-based sites would be leading the way in taking a stand against these myths.

      Precise language use is the first battle -- if we accept the misleading terminology of the media cartels, we have already lost.

    5. Re:Lulu.tv by vile8 · · Score: 1

      The last thing we want to encourage is FUD, and the first thing we want to do is bring the cash back to the creators for their works. The more cash the better. Lulu itself is dedicated to helping creators handle their IP, and if you check out lulu.com we have paid authors a great deal of cash off the 80/20 split. We have no interest in changing the percentage, and we love to pay creators.

      The truth is we are trying to change the way media rights are handled. We have a few professionals in the system already that have agreed to do their webisodes on Lulu.tv instead of selling them through traditional channels. These would normally be copyrighted works with all the traditional horror for people that want to share the works. Instead they are licensed under the creative commons license and go out with all our feeds for use on ipods, psp's, or however you want to view them. We are actually about to launch a bittorrent server to make sure the word gets out.

      All that being said, if its not clear we would appreciate deeply suggestions to make sure that the message that we are providing creators a new way to make money with a creative commons based approach is as straight forward as humanly possible.

    6. Re:Lulu.tv by nasch · · Score: 1
      These would normally be copyrighted works with all the traditional horror for people that want to share the works. Instead they are licensed under the creative commons license
      If they're not copyrighted, why is a license necessary? Just wondering...
    7. Re:Lulu.tv by NeilTheStupidHead · · Score: 1

      Well my point is that an episode of Family Guy is going to be very obviously tagged as copyrighted material not belonging to the poster. Here is my concern: If I were making flash cartoons/ video and making it availble for download on my personal website, someone could easily take such material, which has a very limited distribution, and upload it to one of these services claiming to be the creator. Imagine if that had happened in the early days of some of the more popular flash cartoons like Foamy the Squirrel http://www.illwillpress.com/? If these were uploaded by someone other than the copy holder and became wildly popular, that someone could gain remuneration from the copyrighted work of others.

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    8. Re:Lulu.tv by pimpimpim · · Score: 1
      The truth is we are trying to change the way media rights are handled.

      A very noble cause, I hope you people manage! And maybe the music business can follow, there is a lot of reform needed out there. But I have a question as well, how do you make sure no 'stolen' or other kind of crap comes on your servers? Must be a lot of work to keep a clean creative commons site, or am I wrong?

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    9. Re:Lulu.tv by vile8 · · Score: 1

      Excellent point, as is the reason for copyright in the first place, initiated by England for Charles Dickens. He actually released his works in episode format prior to copyright so that printers wouldn't be able to just close the work and sell it. I usually hear this argument from young film students that are concerned their masterpieces will be pirated. There are two arguments to remember when thinking about protecting your valuable ip rights to your work. First... if no one sees it... it will never become wildly popular and the next stuff you do will be as obscure as the original. Second, these are your works and any site worth dealing with will respect the creators rights. The creative commons license comes in a great many flavors. We have chosen one, that by uploading you agree to. It precludes this as a possibility - by-nc-nd. If you are the creator... at lulu.tv we will honor your rights. Which removes the probability of anyone getting the credit for a work other than the originator. Additionally we are paying based on traffic and parcipitation, not just single point sales. The more people that come to the site, the more likely your stuff is to be seen. The more likely it is to be seen, the more likely you are to be paid.

      So in short if Fox came and posted family guy, others couldn't take it and upload it for commercial gain. They could share it and give credit back to the originator though. Plus they would probably win a great portion of the pool, and get to be known as generally good guys:)

      Foamy is my hero btw.

    10. Re:Lulu.tv by vile8 · · Score: 1

      An incredible amount of work, and we force interns to do it all while dangling the promise of potential employment, or free pizza over their heads to make sure they work very hard:) We actually have a kind of cool system for floating stuff to the "most likely to be seen" spots based on a combination of categorizing which our admins and moderators do. But in general between outright copyrighted stuff, and porn, watching content takes up a few full time jobs yeah. Thanks for the kudos btw, and watch for interesting stuff with music on the horizon...

    11. Re:Lulu.tv by vile8 · · Score: 1

      Non copyrighted material would be listed as "public domain" which in essence would allow anyone to put their names on anything and lead to some potential unpleasantness for this co-operative content. This isn't to say that some stuff should just go in the public domain... I take video of the ocean all the time, that would be a perfect fit, or sunrises and sunsets... or news.... etc... Plus we wanted to make understanding CC licensing almost not neccessary.

    12. Re:Lulu.tv by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      I interviewed for the folks at revver.com. Don't even bother other with them ... It's basically a bunch of kids in a shitty building in Hollywood who have no clue about business or the real world. They handled me so unprofessionally that I can't imagine how they've managed to get a website up at all. They will *NEVER* make money.

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    13. Re:Lulu.tv by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Even if Lulu is creative commons, that would not stop an author from selling a high-def version and maintaining all copyrights to the high-def version.

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    14. Re:Lulu.tv by iwsnet · · Score: 0

      You'll probably see more sites in the future trying to share ad revenue with visitors, and not just video sites. They need something to stand out and draw traffic.

    15. Re:Lulu.tv by mj_sklar · · Score: 1

      Painters usually put their signiature in the bottom corner of a painting. What's wrong with that type of thing?

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    16. Re:Lulu.tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see a Star Trek parody on the front page - http://www.lulu.tv/?p=1882.
      The submitter doesn't seem to be Paramount pictures, although the old Star Trek cartoon is being used with new audio.
      So much for "only the creator".

    17. Re:Lulu.tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny. I work for Revver. I'm not a kid. We don't work in a shitty building however we do work in an older building. It's one of the oldest and tallest in Hollywood with beautiful views of the Hollywood sign and hills, Downtown LA, and Century City. We'd rather spend our money on technology and people than an expensive office. Dotcom 1.0 anyone?!? Have we not learned any lessons?

      As for our business sense, our model speakers for itself. We've been in business 1.5 years and we don't have to prove that our model works - it's already working. We split ad revenue with content creators 50/50 and everything on our site gets verified by a human before it's allowed to be seen by the public (people try to upload stuff they don't own the copyrights to all the time).

      Sounds to me like you're just bitter. Revver is one of the coolest companies I've ever worked for with some of the most talented individuals. Anyone that walks through out front doors notices that in about 3.5 seconds.

      A good word of advice: next time you go in for a job interview don't lie on your resume. When you get caught, it sucks.

    18. Re:Lulu.tv by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      Look first off, your recruiter called me. Second of all you're mistaking "bitter" for pissed that you guys wasted my time. I took a day off of a $500/day contract to interview for revver. When I do something like that I expect the company to meet me in good faith, which revver did not. The person I was sent to see *WASN'T THERE*, the people I did see clearly had no experience conducting an interview. End of discussion.

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    19. Re:Lulu.tv by MartinJW · · Score: 1

      1. Upload lame movie of a cat scaring a dog 2. Point your network of zombie machines at website 3. Profit.

  4. The new killer-killer... by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can we stop using the phrase ______-killer? A product can have weight on its own merit, and some companies to coexist even if there is a clear top dog (google, anyone?).

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    1. Re:The new killer-killer... by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1, Funny

      fine, it's the youtube murderer.

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    2. Re:The new killer-killer... by kaden · · Score: 1

      Parent comment was articulated so well, I dub it the "_____-killer killer".

    3. Re:The new killer-killer... by Antifuse · · Score: 1

      Yes, thank you! This drives me absolutely crazy. As soon as somebody says "this is sure to be a ____-killer", it's almost certain that it won't be. Especially when it comes to ipod-killers.

    4. Re:The new killer-killer... by Photar · · Score: 1

      But we live in a "second place is first loser" society.

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    5. Re:The new killer-killer... by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 1

      Tell that to those guys over at Mozilla. They seem to be pretty thrilled about the percentage they took back from MS.

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    6. Re:The new killer-killer... by Excors · · Score: 1

      These "$product-killer" descriptions remind me of book blurbs that always say things like "I know nothing comparable to it except The Lord of the Rings". It says very little about the book they're trying to sell - but it says a lot about the book it is being compared to.

    7. Re:The new killer-killer... by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 1

      But they make for damn good slashvertisements....

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    8. Re:The new killer-killer... by Photar · · Score: 1

      Tell that to MS.

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    9. Re:The new killer-killer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good for them. Nine percent is still a pathetically low market share.

    10. Re:The new killer-killer... by vile8 · · Score: 1

      Killer is an interesting phrase. It would indicate that you are quashing the life from the original. The issue really is that people have a bunch of problems. One of those is that they want to share videos with their friends, another they want to share with their fam. The last is that they want to make some cash because their work doesn't actually suck, or isnt incredibly personal. Lulu.tv is answering the third, the first, and partially the second, and there is plenty of room for businesses in this space. How many want to service just the networks? Google, Itunes etc... How many want to just service off revenue... well thats a much bigger number. Or us with a co-op... any which way its not killing anything, there are soooo many problems that need to be addressed that there is room for plenty of companies in this space. The ones that are doing whats right for the end producer while finding a way to keep the lights on will succeed, those trying to answer their own problems will not. So sayeth the killer-thread-killer.... So in short, I concur.

    11. Re:The new killer-killer... by Auraiken · · Score: 1

      Dunno i like the "You-Tube slaughterer" better. It sounds more brutal than You-Tube killer.

    12. Re:The new killer-killer... by john83 · · Score: 1

      How about ______-inhumer?

      /Pratchett

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  5. Good move by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1

    Wasn't Google about to do something like this too?

    Either way, good to see that besides free hosting (don't underestimate that), people also are getting a share in revenue: I think this might lead to more creative/fun little movies being made.

    1. Re:Good move by tashanna · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Either way, good to see that besides free hosting (don't underestimate that), people also are getting a share in revenue: I think this might lead to more creative/fun little movies being made.

      As soon as you add money, the signal-to-noise gets much, much worse. The "OMG, $$$$!!!" crowd will be uploading any piece of junk they can find in the hopes that it'll stick and they get a few pennies for the efforts. There's nothing like the Colbert Report posted 100 times to ruin it. It might've been better if Google had done it; at least the search might've had a chance of finding something novel. I won't be all sour grapes. It may work out after all if they have a good search / ranking system

      -Tash
    2. Re:Good move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're quite the optimist. I for one believe in the negative power of money. I think it will lead to another round of click-your-own-ads...

    3. Re:Good move by Ougarou · · Score: 1
      If Google would just become evil, they could win this in a day.
      The Google Adsense policy states that:
      In order to avoid associations with copyright claims, website publishers may not display Google ads on web pages with MP3, Video, News Groups, and Image Results.
      If they want, they could pull all revenue of all these sites in a day, simply by stating they don't comply with the program policies. That would instantly strip all user profits except for the users of Google video program.
      Hopefully Google will never become evil with all it's power.
    4. Re:Good move by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      And how many kids will think up some kind of hack to get money out of it? Remember those companies that used to pay you just for browsing the internet? Yeah, they'd display an ad banner, and for each hour you spent browsing the internet, you'd get money. So, you create a script that makes it look like you are browsing the internet, and run it all night, and then you get paid. I'm sure this will fall subject to some of the same scams. Post a video. Watch it a thousand times with a script, and get all your friends to do the same, and there's your money. Oh, but you say they have figured out how to protect against this kind of scam. I say it's only a matter of time. A P2P client that you sign up for, submit the link to your video, and everyone else on the P2P network downloads your video. And in exchange, you'll download your videos. For each video you download, your video gets downloaded once, or something like that. Now hook up another computer with the same Login, and all the videos this one downloads goes on your account. Now, create a trojan that people will install, and in the background will download videos for your account. Now watch your video skyrocket to the top of the charts on the P2P client, and now everyone is downloading your video. Watch your money flow in, and watch this website go bankrupt in the process.

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    5. Re:Good move by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      I think this might lead to more creative/fun little movies being made.

      No, the people crossposting their stuff to Newgrounds, Albinoblacksheep, YouTube, Google Video and/or /f/ will just have another site to which they can upload their shit.

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  6. Problem by Galston · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What is to stop anyone from going to YouTube, searching for the most popular videos of the moment and uploading them to the new site. They would then be getting Ad money for videos that didn't belong to them.

    1. Re:Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good web design can stop you from downloading movies from a site.

    2. Re:Problem by kaden · · Score: 1

      Not really... by definition, if your browser is able to view the video, that means it has access to the data. So it's only a matter of how much skill/effort someone can put into it before they can save the actual file to their hard drive. Granted, a few sites make it considerably more difficult than just viewing the source, finding the filename, and downloading that... but it can always be done.

    3. Re:Problem by linvir · · Score: 1

      Good webdesign is no match for good software.

    4. Re:Problem by kaden · · Score: 4, Insightful
      In theory? The actual creators of the videos could sue you for violating their copyright.

      In reality? Most videos will probably not be uploaded by the people who created them/own the rights to them, because suing someone over pennies of ad revenue isn't a realistic solution for the college students who generally are creating these videos.

    5. Re:Problem by DaHat · · Score: 1

      The far bigger problem is one of profiting from someone else's copyright where one may upload a piece of a Family Guy episode or the Chronic of Narnia and then derive some profit from the ads before it.

      Such an idea is fine and dandy when you are talking about owner generated content, but given how many use YouTube, this just wouldn't work and open up many different people to litigation.

    6. Re:Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok sir, we'll be watching your activities, thank you.

      YouTube's Management.

    7. Re:Problem by LordVader717 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Doesn't get much easier than this.

      You can even have it transcode Google videos to different formats.

    8. Re:Problem by LocoMan · · Score: 1

      Which is why I usually when putting any animation I made online, I make sure it has my email slightly watermarked on it.

      Most of the CG animation you see on the web is made by CG enthusiasts to be used on their portfolios/demo reels, and while I don't condone uploading someone else's work to sites like youtube without at the very least letting the owner know first, personally I wouldn't mind if any of mine ends up there since a possible future employer needing character animation might see it and like it, BUT I'd want to make sure that if they do, they have a way to contact me to begin with. I'd guess most people whose personal animation projects end up on youtube are in the same boat too.

      As an off topic note, BTW... I find it kinda funny that when searching for "pixar" on youtube, you don't get anything actually made by pixar until the 7th or so entry.. :)

    9. Re:Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arguably, this is no different from the status quo.

    10. Re:Problem by Jugalator · · Score: 1
      What is to stop anyone from going to YouTube, searching for the most popular videos of the moment and uploading them to the new site. They would then be getting Ad money for videos that didn't belong to them.

      Well, perhaps the fact that it was the most popular YouTube video. For it to become the most popular, it has to have been shared a lot. And due to how popular YouTube is, chances are that it will have already been riding its popularity wave.
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    11. Re:Problem by vile8 · · Score: 1

      As long as its creative commons licensed or public domain nuthin. In fact I would recommend starting with the archive.org content as a great place for public domain content, especially if you are into mashups or mouseovers. Or if you have an afternoon to burn while waiting for a kernel recompile, you can make something like catassterpiece theatre... which while no picasso, sure is fun to spread around. I have grabbed a bunch of the public domain stuff I'm interested in, like the old superman and popeye toons, but there are way more that would be cool to see redone... keystone cops linux commercial mashup anyone?

    12. Re:Problem by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you just invented EBaumsWorld!

      (see ebaumsworldsucks.com if you don't get it.)

  7. So how come... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...every new site/service has to have a retarded name? eefoof, Okapipi, Dirty Rhino, Blue Hippo, come on!

    1. Re:So how come... by xtracto · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...every new site/service has to have a retarded name? eefoof, Okapipi, Dirty Rhino, Blue Hippo, come on!

      Haha, and that is nothing, have you heard about Yahoo!, Google, MicroSoft (what does these guys sell? micro and soft?)

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    2. Re:So how come... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Rodeo hats, numbers, and little squishy things. Duh!

    3. Re:So how come... by vadim_t · · Score: 2, Funny

      MicroSoft (what does these guys sell? micro and soft?)

      Toilet paper, of course.

    4. Re:So how come... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is especially funny because most of the "soft"ware they sell is anything but micro. It's mostly huge and bloated.

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    5. Re:So how come... by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 2, Informative

      Okay, Yahoo! doesn't really mean anything, but Google is a search engine that lets you search millions and millions of pages, so naming after a big number isn't bad. And Microsoft is a company that sells software for microcomputers. Sure, we don't really call them microcomputers, but we did when MS started up.

    6. Re:So how come... by Unique2 · · Score: 1

      Eef oof?

      I guess it's the last time they ask Groundskeeper Willie to name their new website.

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    7. Re:So how come... by Intron · · Score: 1
      Yes, MS needs to update their name. How about:
      • Monobloat - from "Monopoly" and "Bloatware"
      • Offchance - from "Office" and "Chance it will run"
      • Billpay - (derivation is obvious)
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    8. Re:So how come... by Angostura · · Score: 1

      Yahoo used to stand for something though.... rattles grey cells. Checks Google. Hmmm, according to Yahoo's history page it used to stand for "Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle", but I'm sure when I first came across it in the mid 90s it was 'Yet Another Hierarchically Organized ..." something. Ontology?

    9. Re:So how come... by Kesch · · Score: 1

      Looks like I'm not the only one. I've always thought "microsoft" sounded like a word you would find on a toilet paper wapper on top of a little gold baloon to get your attention.

      New Charmin Brand Tissue Paper. Now with Micro-Softness.

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    10. Re:So how come... by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, I know Yahoo stands for something, but the term itself doesn't hold any particular meaning relating to its area of business. I suppose you could claim you're saying "Yahoo!" because you found what you were looking for, but that's a bit of a stretch.

    11. Re:So how come... by DarkJC · · Score: 1

      Google is not a number. See Googol. Note that it's not spelled "Google".

  8. SPAM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These clowns have been spamming this junk all over the Net today.

    Creating fake accounts, pretending to be people jumping on the bandwagon, etc.

    Die, spammers, die.

    1. Re:SPAM by linvir · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is a beautiful kind of irony in it though. Because of their haste to sell themselves, they've overstepped their own capacity and blasted themselves offline through sheer volume of traffic.

      Perhaps if they'd had a little patience, and spread the big traffic spikes out over a few days, they'd actually be able to benefit from them. As it stands now, I just tried to create an account, got a bunch of database errors, and gave up.

      I probably won't be back.

    2. Re:SPAM by Spurion · · Score: 1

      Could this be the new self-killer?

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  9. Time to make some home movies by tehgimpness · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let's just hope that a naked fat english white man is the kind of thing that sells.

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  10. slashdotted already! by asdhwesd · · Score: 1

    Oh great. A new exciting website... slashdotted already!

    1. Re:slashdotted already! by christian.elliott · · Score: 1

      It appears Slashdot is the eefoof-killer. Zing!

    2. Re:slashdotted already! by Hemmer · · Score: 1
      Yip. At least they admit it:
      Notice: We're currently being dugg and slashdotted (at the same time) -- bear with us
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  11. It's not killing anything right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Warning: mysql_connect(): Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/lib/mysql/mysql.sock' (2) in /home/webadmin/domains/eefoof.com/public_html/incl udes/setup.php on line 19

    Warning: mysql_select_db(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /home/webadmin/domains/eefoof.com/public_html/incl udes/setup.php on line 20

    Warning: mysql_query(): Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/lib/mysql/mysql.sock' (2) in /home/webadmin/domains/eefoof.com/public_html/incl udes/track.php on line 61 ....and so on.

  12. slashdotted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An error was encountered
    Error: Unable to connect to MySQL server. MySQL reported: Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/lib/mysql/mysql.sock' (2).

  13. video biz models by vile8 · · Score: 1

    Speaking of video business models, Bob Young is in the NYTimes this morning covering www.lulu.tv and the business model of a creator co-op. Bob Young was actually talking specifically about the possibilities of sharing advertising back in his presentation at Linuxworld.

    It is good that open source folks are focusing on the business models for Internet Video as this is another place that if we are not careful will get yanked away from joe public and put into the hands of execs and studios that push their cookie cutter dreams all over my viewing experience... and far more importantly take the cash that should be going to creators.

  14. PHP quality by linvir · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Warning: mysql_connect(): Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/lib/mysql/mysql.sock' (2) in /home/webadmin/domains/eefoof.com/public_html/incl udes/setup.php on line 19

    Warning: mysql_select_db(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /home/webadmin/domains/eefoof.com/public_html/incl udes/setup.php on line 20

    Warning: mysql_query(): Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/lib/mysql/mysql.sock' (2) in /home/webadmin/domains/eefoof.com/public_html/incl udes/track.php on line 61

    Warning: mysql_query(): A link to the server could not be established in /home/webadmin/domains/eefoof.com/public_html/incl udes/track.php on line 61
    Logo register login

    Holy shit! Have these people ever heard of is_resource()?
    if(!is_resource($database_connection)) {
    show_error_message();
    dont_try_to_make_any_mor e_database_calls();
    }
    And what about prepending mysql_connect with a @ to hide the error messages from naughty boys who you don't want knowing the location of your web dir and your mysql socket?
    $database_connection = @mysql_connect($host, $user, $pass);
    It's not often that I'm out-noobed in PHP, but these guys have managed it.
    1. Re:PHP quality by metarox · · Score: 5, Informative

      The usage of @ degrades performance drastically, you're better off shutting the errors off with ini_set( 'display_errors', 0 ); and having everything go to the log file. OTOH a minimal amount of error checking wouldn't be bad either so you can customize the error messages triggered.

    2. Re:PHP quality by linvir · · Score: 1

      This sort of thing is the reason I continue to post stuff about PHP despite my ignorance. Every time, someone comes along with some new information for me. I clean didn't know about that performance hit.

    3. Re:PHP quality by bugg · · Score: 1

      Degrades performance? Is there a technical argument and/or cite for that?

      It would seem the worst-case performance hit for an implementaton of the @ operator's behavior would be to push the value of the internal error_reporting variable to the stack, set the internal variable to 0, run the function, pop and restore. Granted, I'm thinking like an assembly programmer here (bad habit when dealing with high level languages like PHP, I'm sure) but I can't imagine it would take PHP's interpreter more than a couple dozen cycles to accomoplish the task. A performance hit, especially if you're doing it repeatedly? You bet. A performance hit that would cause me to say it "degrades performance drastically?" No way.

      I would smack anyone I saw use the @ operator, because it is very bad programming style and it would make someone who was trying to turn on errors to debug code later go bonkers. I agree completely that '@' should not be used, but I have a hard time believing that performance is a real reason why.

      (I am currently a professional PHP programmer, FWIW. Feel pity for me! And/or offer me a job programming in C or assembly!)

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    4. Re:PHP quality by Nurgled · · Score: 1

      I really don't get PHP's whole "fail and spew crap out to the browser but continue executing" thing. They either need to stop execution completely or generate no warning and return some kind of error code. Clearly they are failing to check the return value of mysql_connect here, but even if they had that first warning would have been printed.

      In the PHP app I begrudgingly develop at work we have a custom error handler that upgrades all PHP warnings to fatal errors. This at least saves the embarassment of a half-broken page full of PHP warnings if something goes drastically wrong. It does mean, however, that if a fopen or a mysql_connect fails we die right away, even if there was error checking. There's liberal use of @ all over this app as a result.

      (Turning down error_reporting to not include warnings is an option, but since PHP has plenty of warnings that should be fatal errors this is just asking for something unexpected to happen and for everything to blow up because PHP carried on regardless.)

    5. Re:PHP quality by metarox · · Score: 1

      I tried to find the source of the benchmark I read this from, but I can't find it anymore. But basically, there was a pretty significant lost of time if used alot in some code because whether there is a triggered error or not, the code has to go through some iterations because of the @. In a loop it could reduce performance depending on how much it is used. I agree that if you use it only for one line it really doesn't make a difference (usually performance hit is the DB connection more than PHP execution time) but for people wanting to optimize like hell, I would avoid it. Also, it suppresses errors even fatal ones, so your code could generate a fatal error, stop executing and you wouldn't know why because the error is suppressed completely.And no basic error checking makes for sloppy code in the long run.

      Don't worry, I'm an Ada/C++ developer (PHP is for playing on spare time/projects)

    6. Re:PHP quality by lqqkout4elfy · · Score: 1

      Just create that custom error handler to die() after spewing stuff to log file (we use syslog).

  15. hmmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can you say copyright infringment? ebaumsworld perhaps?

  16. Not yet proven by oahazmatt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I love these headlines. "DS Killer", "Microsoft iPod Killer". Whether a bias opinion or bad judgement by the submitter, few companies would like to have their product labeled as the "other brand killer", for the reasons that 1) it still keeps the other product in the potential-customer's mind and 2) it does give the company developing said 'killer' a rather aggressive and nasty appearance that may backfire. "Why do you want to kill my iPod, mister? I love my iPod!"

    Also, look for the revenue sharing to occassionally go towards legal fees, as I'm sure there will be more than one-piece of copyrighted material available for view. Someone will upload clips of Korgoth of Barbaria that someone missed, or something along those lines, and then either complain about not getting paid for the traffic, or having to fight off Time Warner lawyers.

    And reverting back to my original point, can we please stop diagnosing something as something else's 'killer'? The market is very finicky, and often things that take off are things no one thought would. I laughed at the iPod when it first came out, now I own one. The PSP was supposed to outsell the DS by a phenomenal margin, and that's not hapening. And most of all, it has less of a chance of happening if someone starts showing off their design and yelling "but it's better and has go-faster stripes!".

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    1. Re:Not yet proven by iainl · · Score: 1

      If they didn't want to sound agressive, they probably wouldn't have told me to eff off in their company name.

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  17. I Agree by badevlad · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I agree with you. It is just promotional phrase. It is so rare, when one product or service completely replace another one.

  18. The Fundamental Problem... by ThomasBHardy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The fundamental problem with this business model is that even on services where there's no revenue attached, you get 20 people uploading the same videos. When you attach money to it, you can guarantee that any popular post gets re-posted 25,000 times by others hoping to make a buck. Then what happens when someone posts up entertainment skits produced by others? Now you are making revenue from someone else's works. This just seems to have a giant "TOO COMPLICATED TO SURVIVE" stamped on it's forehead.

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    1. Re:The Fundamental Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It looks like they plan to delete duplicates. Look at their wiki (linked under contact us) page. They also have a link to report dupes on every page.

    2. Re:The Fundamental Problem... by ThomasBHardy · · Score: 1

      I do not think that a wiki that says "We plan to add dupe checking..... and um... a way to report dupes... and what else, oh I know... a way to contect that you are the content owner, yeah that sounds good" really qualifies as a business plan and justification to start making press releases about it.

      Me? I plan to make software that make any computer easy to use for anyoen of any skill level... and um... it'll work with keyboards, voice activation and mental control... and what else, oh I know... it'll predict what you want done and do it before you ask, yeah that sounds good". Does that mean I should start making press releases on Slashdot?

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  19. slashdotted by Britz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If they can't survive a slashdotting of their front page, how are they going stream large media files to an audience big enough that the revenue share we would get would is an amount greater than a couple cents?

    1. Re:slashdotted by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Perhaps by increasing server capacity? :-p

      Or are you not giving a fairly unknown site with little ad revenue basis for an income stream that suddenly gets an enormous spike in traffic a chance?

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  20. No! by Gleng · · Score: 3, Funny

    You can't kill YouTube. Everyone knows that the internet won't work without tubes!

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  21. Copyright owners will nuke it from orbit by iainl · · Score: 2, Informative

    I can practically count on one hand the times I find a link to a YouTube video where the actual copyright owner has uploaded it, rather than it being a snippet of TV show, a film clip or a whole music video.

    Right now, it's a pain for the owners to constantly watch YouTube and remove them, particularly when it's usually fans of the people involved uploading them in barely-watchable low quality, just for fun.

    If people are starting to make actual money from this, however, the studios are going to smack it with an absolutele vengeance, just on principle, surely?

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    1. Re:Copyright owners will nuke it from orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't people already making money from this? This is just one of the first attempts at sharing that money with the community.

  22. Yeah but... by gcantallopsr · · Score: 1

    Great idea, poor technical implementation. Their MySQL is already dropping connections due to /. effect. Major fun when they start serving these extremely popular videos we're all going to upload.

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  23. Those headlines must be true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love these headlines. "DS Killer", "Microsoft iPod Killer"

    You don't see any Microsoft iPods around anymore, do you?

    1. Re:Those headlines must be true by oahazmatt · · Score: 1
      You don't see any Microsoft iPods around anymore, do you?
      From time to time.

      Damn apostrophes.
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  24. Stealing for cash? by gakon5 · · Score: 1

    So what happens if you're the first guy to upload the Numa Numa video?

    Just looking at the front page (where they show the PBJ Time flash) made me think people getting money off popular videos. It'd almost be like eBaum's World, but now it's more than one person making money off other people's work. Heck, it even looks like they're _encouraging_ it. Look at "step 2" on their front page: "Why let someone else find it and reap the rewards?"

    I mean, of course, there would be plenty of original content to go on the site, but every video site has reposted stuff (obviously). Plus, I have to wonder how much you actually get for uploading a popular video. I see the screenshot in "step 3," but come on.

    Oh, and where are the ads on the site? I don't see any. I might be looking in the wrong place, I dunno.

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    1. Re:Stealing for cash? by Bieeanda · · Score: 1
      Apparently it's intended as an anti-ebaum's site, where the content is provided by its creators and profit from ad exposures is shared with them, instead of going into the pockets of a gigantic plagiarist. The banana flash is there because its creator is part of this cockamamie scheme.

      Looks to me like video-sharing sites are the new garbage IPO.

    2. Re:Stealing for cash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called ebaumsworld.

  25. Eefoof by A-Z0-9$_.+!*'(),-,+p · · Score: 1

    ...

    Wait you're not kidding? it's really called Eefoof?

    Hahahaha!@#

  26. skeptical by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1

    I don't know if eefoof.com will be able to make it by sharing their revenue when youtube is rapidly losing money while keeping all of its own. The bandwidth requirements for serving video are nasty. Unless they switch to a p2p-amplified system (or find a much less expensive bandwidth source) they're probably frelled.

  27. is this needed? by Sathias · · Score: 1

    Do we really need even more inducement for people trying to become the next internet "big thing"? Here in my home town we have already had some idiot pasting posters around town saying "Who is the {insert town name>} Ninja???", with a web address at the bottom.

    The internet funnies have already become so contrived that people with little talent see it as their best chance for their 5 seconds of fame. Gone are the days when a gawky Turk called Mahir could accidentally become an internet fad, or that an overweight Star Wars nerd could not want to become an internet phenomenon. Now every man and his e-dog are trying to come up with the next "O RLY?" or the next "all your base" and it's getting a little tiresome.

    Maybe I'm just getting old and cynical :P

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    1. Re:is this needed? by vile8 · · Score: 1

      Dont forget to yell "Get off my lawn" at the monitor when you see these videos:)

  28. Looks like a good deal, or does it? by Unique2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    eefoof image hits for the month: 10,000
    FUNNY.JPG hits for the month: 100
    eefoof image ad revenue: $1,000
    FUNNY.JPG revenue earned: $10.00
    eefoof's expenses $5.00
    FUNNY.JPG earned you: $5.00


    Looks like opportunity for some Hollywood accounting

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    1. Re:Looks like a good deal, or does it? by Vewgle · · Score: 1

      From 100 hits you could earn 5 dollars from a picture? RIGHT! If they do give that much they will not survive, youtubes bandwidth is about 1 million dollars per month and they are just starting to turn a profit. Good luck anyways. http://www.vewgle.com/ -- video forum

    2. Re:Looks like a good deal, or does it? by tsstahl · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, please!

      They make a cool grand off of you, then they flip you a ten spot, and want a fin in change?

      WTH is that all about?

      Surely they can find room in that 990.00 bux to eat five?

      That kind of inducement begs me to while away my life trying to become the next upstart Spielberg.

      Apologies to those outside the US for my liberal use of domestic slang.

  29. Get Paid For Copyright Infringement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    if someone uploads a really popular video that accounts for a lot of traffic in a given month, the user will receive a good portion of the video ad revenue for the month

    Hrm, and of course, there's no requirement that you were the creator of said video (just like youtube, google video, etc). So if say, someone rips a screener dvd, uploads it, and lots of people watch it, they get paid? Sounds a lot like... a ratio warez site.

    if someone uploads a really popular w4r3z that accounts for a lot of traffic in a given month, the user will receive a good portion of the w4r3z ad revenue for the month
    yeah, I see now.
  30. What, already? by samael · · Score: 4, Interesting

    YouTube's been around for just over a year and already we're looking for its killer? Couldn't we just want YouTube to be improved a bit rather than migrating en masse from site to site every 15 minutes?

    Or maybe I'm just getting old.

    1. Re:What, already? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Anything that uses Flash instead of relying on perfectly usable browser plugins deserves to die. And you can't tell me it would take them more than a year to just embed the fucking file directly -- you know they're already downloading it in Flash anyway. Besides, why can't we have download links to the original file?

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    2. Re:What, already? by Jugalator · · Score: 1
      Couldn't we just want YouTube to be improved a bit rather than migrating en masse from site to site every 15 minutes?

      Yeah, because it's so fricking hard to click on another hyperlink or move your fingers to form a new URL. :-P

      Besides, the argument is fatally flawed which you try to hide by exaggerating things like a madman, making 1 year old = every 15 minutes.

      What's the problem with checking out another site after a year?

      The laziness of some seem to know no bounds.

      Or maybe you're just getting old.
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    3. Re:What, already? by vile8 · · Score: 1

      Embedding the source is actually a great idea, or at least a flash version (7) that is recognizable. At Lulu.tv we added a link to the mp4, but anyone with a clue will see the other file paths including avi's, and streaming ready 3gp's for viewing on cellphones. Google video also allows at least some avi's to be downloaded... though I'm obviously partial to the first:)

  31. eefoof.com killer by mtenhagen · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet its more likely slashdot is a eefoof.com killer.

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  32. Google Ads... by Roy+van+Rijn · · Score: 1

    Ok, this is NOT going to be the big YouTube killer that the article says it will.

    First thing: Look at the ads!
    The ads are normal Google Adsense ads. How on earth will Eefoof (what a name sigh) see which video/image made what profit...?

    The way it works I think is this:

    - People click on the adsense ads.
    - Eefoof looks at the clicks per post
    - Eefoof divides the revenue in two, 50% for Eefoof and 50% for you...

    I'm not so sure this will work (at all). And the website already being offline and giving SQL errors isn't a good thing either.

    Nothing will stop the big Youtube train, its now steaming ahead full speed. But I must admit, the "Make Money Now" will attract people to try it, and is a very good idea overall. But not if its implemented like this.

  33. Their payment structure is RIAA-like by petard · · Score: 0
    Look at the example they give:


    So for example, if you uploaded FUNNY.JPG, and were to calculate last month's earnings:

    eefoof image hits for the month: 10,000
    FUNNY.JPG hits for the month: 100
    eefoof image ad revenue: $1,000
    FUNNY.JPG revenue earned: $10.00
    eefoof's expenses $5.00
    FUNNY.JPG earned you: $5.00


    You're getting 1%, they're getting 99%. Fair enough, maybe, depending on your other options for making money from your videos. I haven't looked into that. What jumped out at me is that then their expenses come out of YOUR 1% rather than their 99%. What a deal. The RIAA has taught them well. Next up, eefoof will be deducting packaging fees and a breakage reduction from your cut.

    Meh.
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    1. Re:Their payment structure is RIAA-like by escay · · Score: 2, Informative

      eh?! you are getting 1% (or half of it, subtracting expenses) because that is all your contribution to their revenue. you are not helping them make the rest of 99% so why should they pay you any cut of that?! The rest of the (10000-100)=9900 hits eefoof receives are from FUNNY.JPGs from other people and eefoof has to pay them 50% as well - so nett, eefoof pays 50% of their ad-revenue from your submission to you. it's a fair deal according to their arithmetic.

    2. Re:Their payment structure is RIAA-like by indrax · · Score: 1

      Um, no.
        The split indicated there is 50/50, not 99/1.

      Those numbers represent a image that is getting 1% of the clicks for the entire site. You get the ad revenue generate by your video, minus their expenses which in this case is half.

      Those numbers also represent a video hosting site with an income of $500 per month....

  34. To the guy who submitted this article... by admdrew · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    MattPF: please stop spamming slashdot; it's annoying.

    To be fair, he hasn't posted much... still, when nearly all of your comments are self-promotion, something is suspect.

  35. killr: The new killer killer. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, I have an idea for a new Web 2.0 site: killr.us! It's a glorified portal site linking to other Web 2.0 sites who are trying to kill each other. Users get to vote on which site is the most popular and which one is the most likely to kill someone.

    Look at my Web 2.0/Dotcom-compliant features:
    Web 2.0
    - Rounded corners!
    - Completely AJAX-based navigation!
    - The navigation uses a cloud of words in varying font sizes! Exclusively! Maybe we'll even use varying colors!!
    - The site uses XHTML 1.1, even though no browser can differentiate it from HTML 4.01 due to the IE not understanding application/xhtml+xml!
    - CSS feeds all over the place!
    - Misspelled domain name! (In fact, I should register dethmatch.com as well)
    - Stupid, irrelevant tagline! ("Where the killr is the killer killer.")
    - Web 2.0 buttons!
    - Digg links on every page!
    - Links to MySpace, YouTube, Flickr and delicio.us on every page!
    - In fact, the links are loaded into an IFrame using AJAX!!
    Dotcom
    - Inane business model guarantees VC attention!
    - At least one domain name ends in .com!
    - This has "stupid" written all over it! It has to be good!

    Come on, dump ten million dollars into my venture! Please!

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    1. Re:killr: The new killer killer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Even your sig is cliche.

  36. Pornographic website name??? by sweetnjguy29 · · Score: 1

    eefoof? is that supposed to be a play on e-foof? what is a foof? I went onto http://www.urbandictionary.com and looked up foof, just to make sure, because I remember a few of my ex's calling their vagina a foof. I thought it was a cute name too, better than the C word. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=foo f

    1. Re:Pornographic website name??? by iainl · · Score: 1

      e-foof? I doubt it. It seems more like a typosquat of 'effoff', which is probably what they're expecting to hear from the MPAA's lawyers in about 24 hours.

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  37. Slashdotted! by Daenks · · Score: 1

    from eefoof.com 9:17am CDT 7/3/2006:

    An error was encountered
    Error: Unable to connect to MySQL server. MySQL reported: Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/lib/mysql/mysql.sock' (2).

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  38. Professional 'Stupid' Filmakers by spykemail · · Score: 1

    Getting paid for making funny / stupid videos is nothing new, I can't wait for it to be listed as a legitimate profession :\.

  39. Awesome Idea! by sinack69 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally!! Now we can all make money on our porno videos!

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  40. YouTube-Killer ? Not if .... by javaObject · · Score: 1

    ... YouTube start doing the same thing!! I mean, YouTube already has such a momentum and hell-of-a brand name. So how does effoff (what's in the name anyway?) going to pull this off ?

    It's like people arguing open source Java will never fork, because all the goodness in new fork will be absorbed into the original Java, hence new fork will never survive. Ok, that example is a bit off .... but you get the idea ;)

  41. Slashdotted by twistah · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think we've found the eefoof killer.

  42. What about my MOM? by voxel · · Score: 1

    So, by all this '---- Killer' logic...

    If my mom is better than your mom, then all the sudden my mother is a mom-killer?

    Sweet, my mom is a killer! Uhm, is she going to jail now?

    Why world, why! Isn't there room in the world for two mom's?!?! .. why... why.. .. why....

    [ The End ]

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  43. Just means they will go out of business faster.... by Dimes · · Score: 1

    ...than youtube.

    So, they are going to carry all the traffic AND pay you a small percentage of the ad revenue?

    Hello?? Anyone Home?? Youtube is paying a million dollars in bandwidth a month and not making that in Revenue!?!?!?

    Whats your business plan? How to go out of business faster?

    dimes

  44. Eefoff! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apart from the fact, their progress bar graphic is half-hinched from http://www.huddletogether.com/projects/lightbox/ the site breaks in firefox 1.5.0.4 and opera 9. It looks great

    Please... if your gonna host a major file streaming website at least have some bandwidth and server power to back it up. not some $9.99 vhost server.

  45. Classic copyright infringement by harmless_mammal · · Score: 1

    Unauthorized distribution of copyrighted material FOR PROFIT is clearly illegal. This will go down faster than Napster, and everyone who "shared" in the revenue could be liable for the full penalty.

    Don't do it, man...

  46. Snow Crash! by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

    Is this reminicent to a part in snow crash where it mentioned users uploading stuff and then getting paid depending on its popularity?

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  47. Site is junk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like some kid made this in his basement. Site Crashed on me several times. Thumbs down to whoever decided to post this up, it is not real, it is some greedy kid's attempt to make a few dollars on adsense ads. Too bad his 7$ a month godaddy hosting won't support the app!

  48. Definitely not a youtube killer if its /.'ed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    freakin site is down barfing mysql errors at me

  49. Don't bother by Hamster+Of+Death · · Score: 1

    Dead site, couldn't back out. No content.
    Waste of time.

  50. It works. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Most people have already forgotten the concept of "mp3 player", and it's not really accurate anyway -- songs bought off iTunes aren't mp3, and newer iPods are capable of playing video, which obviously isn't mp3.

    By saying "iPod-killer", no one has a problem identifying what your product is.

    It also helps avoid the problem of accidently pretending you're first. Imagine if the article summary just said "Site that lets you upload and publish your own videos." Everyone would immediately say "YouTube ripoff! Lame!" Only way out of that one is to say how it's different, but they aren't, always -- and you'd be surprised by the number of morons who would look at a new "mp3 player" and call it an iPod-ripoff, because they've already forgotten that the iPod wasn't first.

    I'm not saying it's always appropriate, though. Most people who know what Windows is also know that there are plenty of other OSes, so calling a new Linux distro a "Windows-killer" sounds pretty lame. OTOH, most people who know what an iPod is have never even considered buying anything other than an iPod as a small digital music player, and probably aren't aware they exist. As far as YouTube killers, we really don't have a more general term than "YouTube-like service" or "YouTube killer".

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    1. Re:It works. by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 1
      I do get your point, but I think it still does not explain the hyperbole. Although it *could* end YouTube, chances are that it will simply compete with YouTube and people will be just as likely to FW:OMG YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS HILARIOUZ!!!!!! a video from YouTube or this place or google.

      Calling a yet to mature product a ________-killer is simply thinly veiled fanboyism, and I think /. can do better.

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    2. Re:It works. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      We could also do better than calling a music player something so completely undescriptive as an "iPod". I was just explaining what "___-killer" translates into, and why it's useful to have such a term. I don't think "___-killers" actually exist in the literal meaning (destroying YouTube's profit completely), so I don't have the same problem with "___-killer" that I do with using "hacker" to refer to a cracker.

      If you have a better term, by all means, let's hear it. But I can tell you already, unless it involves ponies, you probably won't get anywhere with this crowd.

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  51. This is bad, but not for reasons you might think. by Mewtwo · · Score: 1

    The main reason this won't work is because giving "significant" ad revenue to the video creator + paying for bandwidth/hosting > total ad revenue received... ...but I don't like the idea that people will get the idea that they should be paid for videos they shoot and upload. How is eBaum's World supposed to stay in business? This is a threat to their business model -- taking videos they find on other sites and putting them on theirs, knowing they won't get sued because hardly anyone cares, and those that do won't be able to prove any monetary damages. Now they actually can, which sucks. (No, I'm not trying to be funny. I actually feel that if you're not able to protect your uploaded content, if it's AT ALL able to be decompiled/decrypted/cracked/etc., then you have no right to bitch when it's taken and put elsewhere.)

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  52. Youtube killer, huh? by scuzzman · · Score: 1

    Could this be the YouTube killer?

    Error: Unable to connect to MySQL server. MySQL reported: Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/lib/mysql/mysql.sock' (11).

    Not if it can't handle being /.'ed or dugg...

  53. Has anyone stopped to think that... by epp_b · · Score: 0

    ...in certain accents that put the emphasis on the first sylable of "eefoff" could make it sound like...well, perhaps "PR Brain Fart"?

  54. Touche by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 1
    I, uh, don't think you used 'touche' correctly. You see, you need to counter my point first.

    I said that Moz was happy, even though they were in second place. MS is clearly happy and wealthy due to their dominance. However, IE7 is slated to be very Moz-esque due to the increased competition - proof that MS had its feathers ruffled.

    Lets try this again, shall we?

    You:But we live in a "second place is first loser" society.

    Me:Tell that to those guys over at Mozilla. They seem to be pretty thrilled about the percentage they took back from MS.

    You:..?

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    1. Re:Touche by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      I'm missing the touche. Do you get different comments?

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    2. Re:Touche by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 1

      It was a pop-culture joke, from the hip Mac verses square PC commercials. Its been mentioned on /. enough to be considered a temporary meme.

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    3. Re:Touche by Photar · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand my point either. Microsoft (and their fan boys) don't really care. Sure they stole a bunch of ideas for FF but they have a pretty solid track record of doing that in all their markets.

      The point is that from the peanut gallery, nobody cares. Average Joe American doesn't care who came in second place.

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  55. Uhmm... by darkrowan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Any time you have the statment: Is this/This is a [insert hot popular item] killer, it isn't.

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  56. Participate for Payout the Next Big thing? by RyoShin · · Score: 1

    Participate For Payout sites aren't anything new; I receive a lot of spam each week telling me how I can earn oodles by sitting on my ass and filling out forms. However, it seems that more and more legitamite PFP sites are coming out of the woodwork, seemingly differing from the PTS sites of yore.

    The Pay To Surf (PTS) model requires you to do what you normally do while having banner ads running along some part of your screen. These have low pay out because it's simple to ignore the ads, so advertisers aren't willing to pay a lot for them to be shown.

    PFP, on the other hand, requires more interaction with the user. One site that I've gotten into is Moola. Being a beta version, you need an invite to get in (I wonder where they got that idea from). The jist is that you play games to win money, but you are actually playing against another human competitor, and whoever wins gets all of the money in the pot. The "bait" for the site is that you could reach a $10 million payout, but only after you win 30 consecutive games on increasing levels, putting all your earnings so far on the line each time. The site gives you a penny to start out with. If you lose all your money, you get another penny and another go. Even if you lose, the games are fun (though there are only two right now) so you're entertained enough to play again.

    How they make revenue is by forcing you to watch ads. You have a video ad, generally between 10 and 20 seconds, and after the ad you have to answer a question about it, forcing you to pay attention (if you get a repeat ad, they allow you to skip it and go straight to the question, which is nice.)

    eefoff (Fuck off?) appears to be trying a similar model, but instead of creating content itself and letting users interact, it has a place to allow users to host the content, encouraging more content by offering a payout.

    However, I imagine this is kind of a logistics and litigatious nightmare. Obviously, there will be some sort of report feature for media that is copyrighted, but how fast will they be able to respond? And what about non-copyrighted but popular content? I remember trying to find the "Juggernaut Bitch" video that got interest on the net on YouTube only to be greeted with 25 different copies of varying quality (even the original was pretty bad). How does eefoff plan to handle this kind of thing? (can't visit it cause I'm at work) If a popular video is downloaded by someone and then uploaded back to eefoof, that gives them basically free money, and takes away from the original creator/poster, making them less likely to provide more original content in the future.

    I'm also curious about how they plan to do revenue. Plastering the site with ads will only drive consumers away. You can insert video ads before someone watches a video, but what about the rest? How do they plan to make enough money with online advertisement to facilitate not only the storing and displaying of various media, but also cutting members a percentage?

    Of course, if this takes off it would be useful for indie producers, as they could share their vision with the world and get a little cash towards their next project.

  57. Heh. You're exactly right by petard · · Score: 1

    Oops. You're spot on. That'll teach me to read and reply before finishing the first cup of coffee.

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  58. I totally missed that earlier by petard · · Score: 1

    Note to self: finish coffee before reading things and posting about them. (Really, I should know that by now.)

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  59. Funny names like Yabbitboy Whitepages & GOATLI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like Lesbian Strapon porno. Anyone got some fresh titles they would like to direct me to? Thanks!

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  60. ... Profit! by GravitySpec · · Score: 1

    1. Make It 2. Post It 3. ... (Spam a bunch of ppl to go see your stuff) 4. Profit!

  61. Maybe the content quality will actually go up... by Super+Dave+Osbourne · · Score: 1

    with the promise of revenue to the user that posts interesting stuff. I find the stuff on Google/Yahoo/YouTube to be mostly garbage. Its like a video waste of time for me to spend any more time on those systems than is necessary. Granted, there is good content, lectures, hard to find archives (mostly on Google), and the value to me is with that functionality, but to find 20-30 or even 40% of the postings and high traffic videos really teasers for porno, I find it has a low S/N ratio and thus the utility is less. I would be interested even in paying for the ability to go to a site that has socially redeeming value videos. Someone, there is a market for quality sites that are not afraid of being pay-per-use/view... Just don't bend me over to do it.

  62. Talking of ____- Killers by kbox · · Score: 1

    I don't know is eefoof.com is a youtube killer, But slashdot is certainly a eefoof.com killer.

    "Unable to connect to database - SQL error" - Great start guys!

  63. profit sharing by jaydonnell · · Score: 1

    the profit sharing idea seems to be getting popular. There is a myspace/livejournal ish site at www.soulcast.com that does the same thing. I really love the soulcast site, but my love of it has nothing to do with the profit sharing. I just like their system better than myspace and livejournal. Check my sig for my soulcast blog

  64. I'm wary. by PancakeMan · · Score: 1

    Once people are motivated by making money rather than sharing something cool, I fear the content will quickly resort to scheming traps to build clicks.

    If I want sports information from the web, I find better content and much less irritation at fan-created forums than at the bloaty pop-uppy sites like ESPN.com. I think the former is analogous to YouTube, the latter to what a money-driven sharing site would become.

  65. I DONT WANT TO BEAR WITH YOU PPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the site at the moment: "Notice: We're currently being dugg and slashdotted (at the same time) -- bear with us"

    Why do people never seem to get this one word right! It's hilarious every time because it sounds so sexy. x)

    1. Re:I DONT WANT TO BEAR WITH YOU PPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever picked up a dictionary?

  66. Load Average of 84? by aminal · · Score: 1

    http://www.mattfarley.net/top.jpg

    looks like they are a little busy after all this spamming they've been doing.

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  67. Not dead yet... by clambake · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm curious why people don't think this "kill feature" would take all of *one weekend* for YouTube or GoFish or any of the other video sites to copy in two seconds if it were looking like a good idea?

  68. Re: Enough already!! by EddyPearson · · Score: 1

    Enough with the [Insert Product] killer! Something which was never alive CANNOT BE KILLED. I would have thought the online community knew that.

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  69. "eefoof" is the sound mafia victims make by bitspotter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm starting a pool on how long it takes before copyright holders sue them for paying unauthorized posters.

    YouTube is bad enough, but there's no money involved to spur posting. If there's one thing a cartel hates worse than people giving away their stuff for free, it's people people giving away their stuff for money.

    1. Re:"eefoof" is the sound mafia victims make by Elf-friend · · Score: 1
      If there's one thing a cartel hates worse than people giving away their stuff for free, it's people people giving away their stuff for money.


      There's a quote for the ages. Very true.

      Not to mention that the money would add a whole new dimension to "cam-whoring." I'm thinking that FBI trouble wouldn't be too far behind the RIAA/MPAA.
  70. Potential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't expect these alternatives to pull the rug out from under youtube or google video, but youtube and google video could become the next media cartels with some tweaking to their existing models. Pay both the content submitters as well as the reviewers. Newgrounds style but rewarded with money rather that kudos or whatever. Turn every user into a talent scout and potential talent themselves. I can picture a Google Music and Google Animation in addition to Google Video. Penalize content submitters who submit content to which they do not own the copyright, and allow submitters to withdraw content and retain their copyright. Google could buy an independant record company and award contracts to the highest ranking users. Eventually, they could pay users to be P2P bandwidth partners to reduce their operating costs, make it optional so there is no perception of them being cheap. They could turn every garage band, aspiring movie maker, clueless broadband user, and couch potato into money makers for them. Get the copyright issues taken care of and it's all made.

  71. YourTube is dying by Reaper9889 · · Score: 1

    Lets take a recap of that we have learned today: The internet is like tubes and now someone has send a killer after them.

    It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the internets or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the tube killers will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new tubelords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted /. poster, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their *CARRIER LOST*

  72. Eff Off by mysta · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else misread the URL for this new site?

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  73. Killed? by Usayd · · Score: 1

    Saying you can kill YouTube is like saying you can kill the iPod, its not gonna happen!

  74. Another similar service by shaharsol · · Score: 1

    First, a proper disclosure: I am one of the entrepreneurs who developed it. So if you consider this a "shameless self-promotion" please disregard this message and stop reading now.

    I dont want to annoy anyone - I would really like to hear what you people have to say about it.

    Well, the service name is Triond and it has just launched (a week and a half ago).

    I believe that when comparing eefoof to Triond, Triond is superior, since we publish not only multimedia content but also textual articles. Well, that's not the only advantage IMO, but I will say no more leave it to you to decide.

    Anyway, feel free to sign up, publish some content and see what happens...

    Shaharsol.

  75. Why I would still prefer YouTube by aliquis · · Score: 1

    I would still prefer YouTube because shared profit probably means they have to make more of it, which means more ads, and when it comes to ads I say no :)