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Tech Replaces Diamonds As Girl's Best Friend

Ant writes to tell us that 'diamonds are no longer a girls best friend', at least according to a recent study commissioned by the Oxygen Network. From the article: "The survey, commissioned by U.S. cable television's Oxygen Network that is owned and operated by women, found the technology gender gap has virtually closed with the majority of women snapping up new technology and using it easily. Women were found on average to own 6.6 technology devices while men own 6.9, and four out of every five women felt comfortable using technology with 46 percent doing their own computer trouble-shooting."

313 comments

  1. Great, just great... by allanj · · Score: 4, Funny

    with 46 percent doing their own computer trouble-shooting
    In my book, this means that 46 percent of the women we'll never have a chance of doing a favorable impression on. Not much of a chance to begin with, but now - no chance!

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    1. Re:Great, just great... by earnest+murderer · · Score: 2, Funny

      In my book, this means that 46 percent of the women we'll never have a chance of doing a favorable impression on. Not much of a chance to begin with, but now - no chance!

      I suspect that 46 percent of women already had a "nerd" over to fix their computer.

      Don't fret, as long as they don't talk there is still the other 54 percent.

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    2. Re:Great, just great... by tktk · · Score: 3, Funny
      You never had a chance with those 46 percent in any case.

      Knowing how to run AV software never got any woman hot.

    3. Re:Great, just great... by fbjon · · Score: 0
      I was under the impression that girls tend to be smarter than guys, but are discouraged by society (men)..?

      Disclaimer: I'm a guy.

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    4. Re:Great, just great... by NMerriam · · Score: 4, Funny

      with 46 percent doing their own computer trouble-shooting

      Well, geez, women are only 51% of the population, so that leaves only 5% of the women that we can impress with our intelligence!

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    5. Re:Great, just great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From my experiance in a university computer science department the vast majority of the women that are in the department (suprisingly there are actually in the double digits) are excellent at theory but absolutly have no idea how to write code. They usually pass classes that require coding by suducing one of the lonely male students into doing it for them.

      In contrast there are three or four females that are excellent coders. It's probably safe to say that each person has a differant way of thinking about things which may allow him/her to work problems more/less sucessfully than others.

    6. Re:Great, just great... by Tatarize · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's worse... those are probably the better 46%.

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    7. Re:Great, just great... by owlicks58 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Moooove!

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    8. Re:Great, just great... by WhodoVoodoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Seduce you say? ...Which university was this?

    9. Re:Great, just great... by tacocat · · Score: 1

      I would tend to disagree with your assessment, but then I use a different definition of the work hot

      When you can't log on to check your email or open you term paper in less than 10 minutes that is likely to get you pretty hot.

    10. Re:Great, just great... by BungeBash · · Score: 1, Informative

      46% of 51% wouldn't that be about half of the 51%. meaning that about 50% of women can still be impressed with our intelligence>

    11. Re:Great, just great... by ettlz · · Score: 1

      Although the parent is made in good humour, some male geeks seriously need to take a good look at their own firewalls. Why let this flirty crap through? They're only doing it to get results! Help others with computers because you've a natural urge to solve problems, and because you're a nice person all round who'd help anyone anyway.

    12. Re:Great, just great... by Jester998 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did you hear that? That was the sound of a joke passing overhead.

    13. Re:Great, just great... by instantkamera · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was under the impression that 95%+ of the entire population is stupid, male and female alike. I am also highly skeptical of ~50% of either sex doing their own PC troubleshooting.

    14. Re:Great, just great... by x2A · · Score: 1

      That's a really stupid statement...
      ...err, and you're a guy! Oh crap!

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    15. Re:Great, just great... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      You're right, but there are different kinds of stupid.

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    16. Re:Great, just great... by yurnotsoeviltwin · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think by "doing their own PC troubleshooting" they mean "rebooting, reinstalling the offending program, and calling the friendly neighborhood geek if it still doesn't work."

    17. Re:Great, just great... by Carewolf · · Score: 0

      I used to teach CS. The girls were often just as good to code, but less confident and in mixed sex groups the girls tended to by typecasted to writing the report and the boys typecasted to do the coding. The pure girls groups however usually also had excellent code.

      One good thing about CS girls however is that the exposure to a 90% male environment makes them very promiscuous ;-)

    18. Re:Great, just great... by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
      the vast majority of the women that are in the department (suprisingly there are actually in the double digits)

      Why do I suspect that 'double digits' means that the women are flipping you off with both hands?

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    19. Re:Great, just great... by ggKimmieGal · · Score: 1

      As a techy lady, I can promise you one thing: Diamonds are definitely still a girl's best friend. I would much rather my boyfriend buy me a solitare 1 ct. diamond pendant necklace set in platinum or sterling silver from Tiffany's than a new computer for my birthday this year (although, the computer is probably cheaper).

      So with techy ladies, tell us that our brains only make us more beautiful, and then top it off with a diamond necklace.

    20. Re:Great, just great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Perhaps you should do a little research then.

      Men and women have the same average IQs on the tests given. The only difference is usually accepted to be in the variance (spread) of the genders. Women tend to cluster around the mean, whereas men tend to have a slightly more spread out distribution.

      This means that there are slightly more males in the lower IQ ranges than women, and slightly more in the upper IQ ranges. The differences are not large, and some recent studies have suggested that the differences may be insignificant.

      Recent studies have also shown that there really is no difference in language or mathematical abilities between genders (unlike the common assumptions that women tend to be better at languages and men at maths).

      Both genders really are essentially the same in terms of final abilities, even if the way the male and female brains get there are different :)

    21. Re:Great, just great... by Janus67 · · Score: 1

      sounds about right to me. 99% of the girls that I know don't know the first thing about 'troubleshooting' they can (as you said) reboot their computer or follow the instructions that a tech support person gives them over the phone... or they just call me to come fix their problems.

    22. Re:Great, just great... by ElleyKitten · · Score: 4, Funny

      Speak for yourself. I want a Xbox 360 for my birthday. I can't frag people with a sparkly necklace.

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    23. Re:Great, just great... by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      No, no, for you that's 5% or basically only those chicks who laugh at just about anything.

    24. Re:Great, just great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do I suspect that 'double digits' means that the women are flipping you off with both hands?

      Double digits means the maximum number is 99 and minimum number is 10. It is probably 10.

    25. Re:Great, just great... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I was under the impression that girls tend to be smarter than guys"

      No, but, men and women do tend to excel at different types of mental skills. I think in general, men are better at math, while women are better at communication/vocal skills.

      Gallagher once noted this, and thought it funny considering this in most families..."who does the bills, and who speaks for the family"....

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    26. Re:Great, just great... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

      My wife got very excited when I recently bought her a Canon 830 printer (she has a home office). Before going to bed we both hit the color copy button together.

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    27. Re:Great, just great... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Well, at least we can now save some $$. No longer do we have to buy diamonds and other expensive jewelry that does nothing, now, we can get away with buying them and iPod...which is something useful at least.

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    28. Re:Great, just great... by Da_Weasel · · Score: 1

      It's ok, those 46% were already part of the larger 99.9999% that already wouldn't go out with you anyway.

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    29. Re:Great, just great... by idonthack · · Score: 1

      It is very, very important that you tell me which school you are speaking of.

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    30. Re:Great, just great... by Jacer · · Score: 1

      One good thing about CS girls however is that the exposure to a 90% male environment makes them very promiscuous ;-)

      Weren't you a TEACHER

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    31. Re:Great, just great... by a.d.trick · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think there's any law that swings one way or the other. Modern society steriotypes men as drunken buffoons (a la Homer Simpson, et al) and many of them strive to fall into that steriotype (it's not hard). Women on the other hand are told that their supposed to be liberated from the male dominance in our society, they must take control of their destiny and all that jazz, so the tend to turn out smarter. The current gender situation is a rather sad irony that after all that womens lib. and stuff that went on last century.

      Of course I'm speaking in generalizations here. I figure that the actual individuals that make up society are a bit saner.

    32. Re:Great, just great... by Da_Weasel · · Score: 2, Funny

      sure you can! Just imagine all of the catty gold diggin girls that would drop like flies when they see that 10K rock...

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    33. Re:Great, just great... by ElleyKitten · · Score: 2, Funny

      But think about all the games and the pretty pretty TV I could get with the money it would cost to get an impressive diamond?

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    34. Re:Great, just great... by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 3, Informative

      I hate to break it to you, but that "10k rock" is really worth something like $50 (should free markets actually work in real life). Only thanks to DeBeers' amazing ability to mess with people's heads and wallets, would you, or any otherwise intelligent and reasonable person, go simply gaga and part with 10k for it. But then again the world is full of mass delusions and con-artists willing to make a buck on them. Pet rock anyone?

    35. Re:Great, just great... by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      In fact, I feel my nerdy senses tingling right now.

      Gotta go...

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    36. Re:Great, just great... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Seduce you say? ...Which university was this?"

      In our case, seduce means we get a few days of considering whether or not to ask her out, but then decide she's no good when some low-brow jerk beats us to the punch. But we'll keep her dangling on the line anyway by being her personal technical support agent for the next 5 years, waiting for that glorious opportunity.

      Erm, I tried to put a funny spin on that but I ended up making myself sad.

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    37. Re:Great, just great... by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      Sure you want a diamond. But if you really looked beyond the clever marketing, it's actually just a piece of rock.

      They aren't rare, there's nothing particularly special about them. It's just a common piece of rock.

      If people didn't go to a gemologist, I bet that they would have a hard time telling the difference between diamonds and cubic zirconia.

      It makes me laugh when a group of women suddenly surround a newly engaged woman, "Oooh look... shiny!"

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    38. Re:Great, just great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      46 percent of women call thier boyfriends and have them fix it all by themselves!

    39. Re:Great, just great... by farker+haiku · · Score: 0

      I have mod points, but as it turns out there's no +1 hawt mod.

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    40. Re:Great, just great... by ggKimmieGal · · Score: 1

      And what's wrong with shiny? And what do I care about the clever marketing? That doesn't change the fact that I do really want a shiny, sparkling rock that came out of the earth.

      Jewelry 101. It'll tell you instantly how to tell if your gem or metal is real or not. It's actually a really interesting class that everyone should take. I stopped my mom from dropping several hundred on what she thought was stearling silver, but was actually stainless steel. Plus! You can impress your lady friend with all of your high cultured jewelry knowledge. ;)

    41. Re:Great, just great... by ggKimmieGal · · Score: 1

      No... but with a really high quality diamond you can blind them!

      But I have to admit, ;) I would settle for a Nintendo DS light for my birthday.

    42. Re:Great, just great... by Reapman · · Score: 1

      Rarely will you pay what somethign is worth... but that doesn't matter. Diamonds are about luxury, same reason people buy expensive homes cars and vacation time shares. You don't pay it because it's reasonably priced, you pay it because you want it. Explaining to your fiance why she will have a piece of glass vs a real diamond will probably result in you not needing one anyways.

      For the record I do consider them a waste, but then again so would girls say about my XBox, PS2, Gamecube, 20 Gig MP3 player etc etc etc... And if I could afford a fancy useless sports car I'd probably buy one too.

    43. Re:Great, just great... by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't want to marry a woman that insisted on a diamond even after learning about all the negatives about them.
      Of course the only thing I would do with a sports car would be to sell it and the closest I ever got to a timeshare was when my family when on one of those free weeks in one where they try to sell it to you (and amazingly once dad told the guy we had no interest in buying they let us go without any strong arm tactics!).

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    44. Re:Great, just great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Seduce you say? ...Which university was this?"

      He didn't say "seduce", he said "suduce", which is something completely different.

    45. Re:Great, just great... by x2A · · Score: 1

      This isn't "of the population", this is "of those asked". If the survey was online, that instantly rules out anybody who doesn't know how to use a computer and use (to a degree) the internet. Also, the baseline tech level of people asked depends on where you're asking people. If the survey is being taken in a computer shop, or from a tech website, you'd expect skewed results.

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    46. Re:Great, just great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless of course the survey was conducted on slashdot. That explains the high percentage of women figure. It was the 4 female readers.

    47. Re:Great, just great... by Anitra · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Everyone likes shiny :)

      I didn't want a diamond because of the DeBeers/African conflict issues, but I still wanted something other than a plain ring - gemstones are neat and sparkly. Even though I hadn't told him this yet when he got an engagement ring, my husband was smart enough to go to a local jeweler that only uses non-conflict diamonds.

      Psst, guys - jewelry is an excellent present, and it doesn't have to be expensive. Your girlfriend/wife would rather have something that you found and thought she'd like, than spending a lot of money on a "precious" gemstone that's tiny. If she's a geeky girl, try hematite - it's magnetic!

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    48. Re:Great, just great... by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Explaining to your fiance why she will have a piece of glass vs a real diamond will probably result in you not needing one anyways.

      Who is talking about a piece of glass? Artificial diamonds are virtually identical (or superior in most quality respects) then the "natural" ones. DeBeers is spending hundreds of millions dollars desperately trying to come up with ever more convoluted ways of detecting them for the sole purpose to be able to claim that they are "fakes". But science and time are against the troglodytic money-grubbers and soon you will be able to buy the formerly "10k rocks" by the pound. I wonder what will your girlfriend tell you then.

    49. Re:Great, just great... by emurphy42 · · Score: 1

      Worse irony:

      <kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      <kylev> hahahahaha
      <kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
      <kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
      <kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
      <kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
      <`Neo> bahahahaha
    50. Re:Great, just great... by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      Nothing is wrong with a shiny sparkling rock that came out of the earth. In fact, a cubic zirconia has properties that exceed all but the most perfect diamond in terms of colour, dispersion (shiny factor), flaws (it has less). The only factor cubic zirconia loses to a diamond is that it isn't as hard, and that it doesn't have the marketing engine behind it. So unless you are planning on cutting things with your diamond ring, you really don't need to get a diamond to get that "shiny sparkling rock that came out of the earth" look. Basically, according your care of marketing, you want a big shiny cubic zirconia ring.

      In reality, people want a diamond because we are conditioned (nay, fooled) to believe that it is valuable. Sadly, there isn't really much anyone can do about it, other than to be informed to know that all husbands will be suckers for buying one, and all wives suckers for wanting one.

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    51. Re:Great, just great... by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      Psst, guys - jewelry is an excellent present, and it doesn't have to be expensive. Your girlfriend/wife would rather have something that you found and thought she'd like, than spending a lot of money on a "precious" gemstone that's tiny. If she's a geeky girl, try hematite - it's magnetic!

      Girlfriends like that are rare, which is why they are typically already married/in relationships or generally off the market when guys meet them.

      When told of a friend who proposed and got a "yes" answer with a lump of coal in a velvet bag, the common sentiment was that she's a keeper.

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    52. Re:Great, just great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is you point?

    53. Re:Great, just great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The actual numbers haven't changed. They just simply reclassified the *unmentionable* devices and toys popular with single women as technology devices...

    54. Re:Great, just great... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      so you are saying that 95% of the population is below average intelligence?

      when everyone else seems stupid, perhaps it's not them.

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    55. Re:Great, just great... by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      You do have a point. Men are told to take pride in drunken stupidity, and too many do. But women have to deal with at least as many terrible role models as we do, and probably more. Example: Do be careful about that "liberated" part. My college, an ivy, is full of girls who didn't date in high school and who have belatedly decided to overcompensate, under the delusion that self-confident women act like characters from Sex and the City. I know; I dated a girl who aspired to be just that (and learned the hard way that, "if you think time will change [her] ways, don't wait too long.") So -- society screws up men, but it also does plenty to screw up women! (This makes the feat of becoming a decent person, man or woman, all the more impressive.)

    56. Re:Great, just great... by yurnotsoeviltwin · · Score: 1

      To their credit, that means that about 90% of girls can solve 90% of problems, because 90% of all problems are solved by rebooting.

    57. Re:Great, just great... by k1t10 · · Score: 2, Informative

      90% of the guys i know call me to fix thier computer issues, i just call them to fix my car so ease up there on the ladies, i might be blond and busty but im not stupid.

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    58. Re:Great, just great... by k1t10 · · Score: 1

      Yeah give me diamonds any day, i'll build my own computer.

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    59. Re:Great, just great... by emilper · · Score: 1

      so that's why buying the IBM xSeries did not help on long term :-(

      still, just think of those SCSI drives, the sleek case, the two perky processors ... why was she not impressed ?

      oh, well, back to work ...

    60. Re:Great, just great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recent studies show that women in fact have less IQ.

    61. Re:Great, just great... by Eivind · · Score: 1
      Why do you think so ? Girls also are not -- as this study demonstrates -- as dumb as some like to believe.

      Wanting something pretty is perfectly fine -- but "real" diamonds aren't "prettier" than manufactured ones. Infact it's coming to a point where even the experes -- with a microscope -- are having a harder and harder time telling the difference.

      Wanting something fun is also fine. You buy a PS2 or a vacation on Bahamas because its fun. Not because it's all that useful, in the larger scheme of things. The "fun" of owning a piece of carbon is debatable.

      Part of what can be nice about presents is, sometimes, preciesly that they're *NOT* useful. That says you took time and money ONLY to be nice to a person you love, and not to be "useful", which is why a new dishwasher ain't terribly romantic even though useful.

      My fiancee already turned into my wife, by the way. And neither I nor her spent any money buying useless pieces of carbon in the process. We *did* both spend money (and more importantly, time) to show oneanother that we care. If you've got any amount of creativity in you, then there's much better ways of doing that.

    62. Re:Great, just great... by spx · · Score: 1

      Are you shure?

  2. That can't be right by Umbral+Blot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't even think 46% of men do their own computer trouble shooting.

  3. Seems a bit misleading.. by Murodese · · Score: 2, Funny

    The only troubleshooting women in my life do with their computers is spamming me for help, and I'm not sure that counts.

    1. Re:Seems a bit misleading.. by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Not quite, women ask for help first, but men try to do it themselves first by random twiddling.

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    2. Re:Seems a bit misleading.. by Da_Weasel · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. Women are much more likely to ask for help. A guy will more often than not go a week without a working computer rather than ask for help. The same is true for going to doctors, and asking for directions, or completing any task in general.

      A proper survey would determine not who ask for help, but who needs help...

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  4. Warning by Atario · · Score: 4, Funny

    First joker to ask if one of those women's "technology devices" is waterproof and vibratory gets...um...well, modded heavily, probably.

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    1. Re:Warning by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
      First joker to ask if one of those women's "technology devices" is waterproof and vibratory gets...um...well, modded heavily, probably.

      In what direction?

      Also, does it play MP3's?

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    2. Re:Warning by RsG · · Score: 4, Funny
      Also, does it play MP3's?
      The Apple brand ones do. However, the "nano" varient hasn't been a huge success.

      The Microsoft version is larger, but there have been complaints about the power adapter and USB port getting in the way, and not being adequatly waterproofed. The Sony ones seem to have problems with DRM screwing the user (and not in the good way)... :-)
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    3. Re:Warning by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, you're saying that Sony has managed to get root to my girlfriend's box? Damn! I knew we should have been using condoms!

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    4. Re:Warning by RsG · · Score: 1

      Just pray they don't start spawning any new processes. You wouldn't beleive how much resources they use, and they're notoriously difficult to get rid of - some take 18 years or more!

      Plus, the box they get rooted on loses some of its performance...

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    5. Re:Warning by stunt_penguin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Root kit takes on a different meaning in this context.

      Root: Kiwi/Australian slang that is used in place of the more commonly used term "fuck."

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    6. Re:Warning by MrNougat · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      First joker to ask if one of those women's "technology devices" is waterproof and vibratory gets...um...well, modded heavily, probably.


      In what direction?

      Also, does it play MP3's?


      Can you run Linux on it?
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    7. Re:Warning by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "First joker to ask if one of those women's "technology devices" is waterproof and vibratory gets...um...well, modded heavily, probably...

      "In what direction? Also, does it play MP3's?"

      Well, if you wanted it to, I supposed you could get her an iBuzz and have the best of both worlds!!

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    8. Re:Warning by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Yes, that and other innuendoes were intended.

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  5. One possibility... by Chmcginn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Depending on how the question was phrased, it may have said something like "attempt" or "try", instead of "successful complete a troubleshooting task." I hate seeing results to a survey without seeing the survey, personally, for this exact reason.

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    1. Re:One possibility... by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      Still bullshit.

      It's sad out there, well just got a call. Dead Keyboard.

  6. Questionable statistic... by dark_requiem · · Score: 5, Insightful

    with 46 percent doing their own computer trouble-shooting.

    Based on personal experience, I can't imagine this is accurate. I seriously doubt that 46 percent of women or men do their own computer troubleshooting and repair. I can honestly say that most of the people I know own computers, and far less than 46 percent are anywhere near capable or knowledgable of even basic troubleshooting and repair tasks. I expect many /.ers have had a similar experience. The average computer user doesn't even know how to update their drivers. Hell, the average user doesn't even know what a driver is.

    Besides, who conducts a survey comparing the preferences of men and women with a sample set of one group (men, in this case) half the size of the other. While I am by no means a statistician, it seems to me that you would use equaly sized data samples, or at least weight the sample sizes based on the percentage of the population as a whole. Based on my luck recently, I'm quite certain there are not twice as many women as men in this country.

    1. Re:Questionable statistic... by cnettel · · Score: 1

      Why are equally sized samples relevant? It seems to me that they were interested in the habits of women, but wanted some additional baseline for men. This way, they can create specific slices of women demographics while retaining some significance, but look at the group of men as a whole.

    2. Re:Questionable statistic... by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Besides, who conducts a survey comparing the preferences of men and women with a sample set of one group (men, in this case) half the size of the other.

      Someone who thinks that instant messaging is a "tech area"?

      KFG

    3. Re:Questionable statistic... by kfg · · Score: 1

      Based on personal experience, I can't imagine this is accurate. I seriously doubt that 46 percent of women or men do their own computer troubleshooting and repair.

      The results of the survey do support the idea that 46% of women do their own troubleshooting and repair.

      They were asked for self assessment of their feelings.

      KFG

    4. Re:Questionable statistic... by zalle · · Score: 3, Informative

      Statistical inference is not dependent on the "size" of the sample space - it is equally valid to infer things from data that may get values from an infinite, uncountable set as it is to do similar inferences from a population that only has 3 possible values, thanks to the central limit theorem. Furthermore, sample size and the "size" of the sample space have no connection. For the purposes of inference, a sample is either large enough or not, but it doesn't matter in the least if the population from which the sample is drawn is enormous in comparison. This is why for example opinion polls are valid with just a few thousand respondents: regardless of whether the U.S. has 3 or 300 million inhabitants who have a relevant opinion, 3000 is enough to form confidence intervals of very good accuracy.

      In this particular case, it is completely irrelevant whether the 2 samples are even close to being the same size. While 700 is quite small (too small for accuracy), it has no connection to the other sample at all. The only thing that can then be said about the 2 inferences is that the one about women is almost certainly quite a bit more accurate.

    5. Re:Questionable statistic... by Ibag · · Score: 1
      Besides, who conducts a survey comparing the preferences of men and women with a sample set of one group (men, in this case) half the size of the other. While I am by no means a statistician, it seems to me that you would use equally sized data samples, or at least weight the sample sizes based on the percentage of the population as a whole.


      I'm not a statistician, but I have taken enough statistics classes to know that this kind of sampling still works. The rough idea is that, while there might be different results for men and women, and while these differences mean that you can't get infer population average by merely taking the average over the entire group, you can get plenty of information from this kind of data, and with knowledge of the population, you can infer population averages.

      Really, as long as you isolate the variables you want to look at and take enough people from each group, it really doesn't matter if your sample set looks anything like the population. Mathematics allows you to adjust this data easily.

      Just as a quick example, assume that 10% of a million men and 20% of two million women sampled love popcorn. If there are 100 million men and 100 million women in your country, you can assume that 10 million men and 20 million women love popcorn, or 7.5% of the population. Of course, if there was some other significant factor that was ignored, like they only asked people from California, and Californians happen to not like popcorn as much as other people, then the statistics will less useful. That is why it is important to take large samples, so that the things you don't control for end up looking approximately like they do in the general population.
    6. Re:Questionable statistic... by Oswald · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Central Limit Theorem is just that: a theorem. Why do you not give equal time and consideration to the Intelligent Distribution Theorem?

    7. Re:Questionable statistic... by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

      Don't even go there.

    8. Re:Questionable statistic... by oever · · Score: 1
      you can assume that 10 million men and 20 million women love popcorn, or 7.5% of the population


      Make that 15%.

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    9. Re:Questionable statistic... by Ibag · · Score: 1

      Haha, yes, for some reason, instead of thinking I had made a population of 200m, I thought it was 200m men and 200m women. Oops. I'm a mathematician, not a statistician, so I'm not used to working with actual numbers.

    10. Re:Questionable statistic... by ppz003 · · Score: 1
      Besides, who conducts a survey comparing the preferences of men and women with a sample set of one group (men, in this case) half the size of the other.


      Oh come on, this is Oxygen we are talking about. Feminists don't take kindly to "girly" jewelry.

      (Diamonds, she'll pretty much have to.)
    11. Re:Questionable statistic... by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      You make some very good points.

      However, you state that the sample size for the men of "700 is quite small (too small for accuracy)". Please cite your authority on this. Without knowing the specifics of the survey design, it is not possible for me to determine, with the techniques I know, whether the minimum sample size should be 70, 700, or 7,000.

      If I wanted to attack the assertions made in TFA, I would point out that TFA does not describe the survey techniques in sufficient detail, so it is impossible to determine what population(s) were actually being sampled. If those details were provided, then I would attack the methods of inference that were used to generalize the results from the sampled subset to the population as a whole. It is almost always possible to mount an effective attack on that basis.

      While I would certainly look at sample size, I doubt that I would ever mention it in my attack. If I could actually demonstrate that a given sample size was too low for the purpose of the survey, I would definitely be able to demonstrate other fatal problems with the survey design that would be much easier to argue in a convincing way.

    12. Re:Questionable statistic... by zalle · · Score: 1
      However, you state that the sample size for the men of "700 is quite small (too small for accuracy)". Please cite your authority on this. Without knowing the specifics of the survey design, it is not possible for me to determine, with the techniques I know, whether the minimum sample size should be 70, 700, or 7,000.
      The normal distribution approximation we get from the CLT isn't "very good" with a sample size of 700. This has nothing to do with survey design. You may also want to know that the original point isn't to attack the survey as such, but the parent post.

      In more detail, the purpose of this particular study is to provide an estimate of the probability of a randomly picked individual having one of the particular properties we are interested in, for example whether or not that individual has done computer troubleshooting. Some data is then gathered - the numbers of the survey. This is the only place where the survey methods are in any way relevant: they have to have a random sample, or the following becomes invalid. Now, an assumption is made that the previously mentioned property follows the Bernoulli distribution (binary variable). It can then be shown that the relative frequency of the observed individuals with the property is indeed the maximum likelihood estimator (MLE) of the single parameter in the Bernoulli distribution, the probability of a randomly picked individual having the property. This of course can then be interpreted as the relative amount of individuals in the population that have the property. As to the accuracy, because of the CLT, we can infer that this estimator follows the normal distribution, and can then form confidence intervals. And the width of these confidence intervals (the accuracy of the estimator) is dependent on the sample size. So there, there's my authority.

      It may bear mentioning that no, I'm not a statistician either, but an economist. But really, this is kids stuff, introductory statistics. Well ok, maximum likelihood estimation isn't, but the rest is, especially the part about confidence intervals.
    13. Re:Questionable statistic... by zalle · · Score: 1

      Oh, one more thing: there is no "mandatory minimum" sample size. A sample of 70 (or even 1) is just as accurate in the sense of unbiasedness as a sample of 700. You get to choose the sample size depending on how accurate you want the confidence intervals or statistical tests to be (and how much money you want to put in the survey).

    14. Re:Questionable statistic... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      regardless of whether the U.S. has 3 or 300 million inhabitants who have a relevant opinion, 3000 is enough to form confidence intervals of very good accuracy.

      Central Limit Theorem notwithstanding, I'd say you have a severe accuracy problem if you're taking a sample set of size 3000 from a population of size 3. :)

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  7. 90% of my friends/family just drop me call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >with 46 percent doing their own computer trouble-shooting.

    Using my own data :
    - 90% of my friends/family just drop me call

    The results seem flawed

  8. Technophobia's rampant these parts by dosius · · Score: 1

    The other 20% of women live in my neck of the woods.

    -uso.

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  9. NICE!! by brunokummel · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does that mean then that I should buy a palmtop instead of a diamond ring to my girlfriend when we decide to get married?
    I'm pretty sure that I'll enjoy the present as well! Not to mention that it's way more useful than a ring unless, of course we're talking about this ring

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    1. Re:NICE!! by Pesh+Hawksfire · · Score: 1

      Also, with the rate of divorce these days, Planned Obsolescence is dramatically more symbolically correct than Diamonds Are Forever.

    2. Re:NICE!! by kjart · · Score: 1

      Well, according to the article:

      The study found 77 percent of women surveyed would prefer a new plasma television to a diamond solitaire necklace...

      looks like you wouldn't be far off. However, you might want to do a study of your own since you might be one of the unfortunate few to be stuck with that leftover 23% ;)

    3. Re:NICE!! by gutnor · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend would be in the 77%. However this is not about the fact that she likes more a Plasma TV , it is because we can actually enjoy the plasma tv more, while the diamond will be forever ... in a safe.

      If you ask her if she want to spend 5000 USD in a plasma TV or in various little stuffs like new clothes, small trips, restaurant, theaters, opera ... No way she will even consider a plasma TV.

      That's not a question of technology, that's a question of bang per buck.

    4. Re:NICE!! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "If you ask her if she want to spend 5000 USD in a plasma TV or in various little stuffs like new clothes, small trips, restaurant, theaters, opera ... No way she will even consider a plasma TV."

      You give her a choice?!?! What's the deal with that?

      You go BUY the tv, and THEN tell her about it....

      Remember, the golden rule, he who makes the most gold, makes the rules...

      :-)

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    5. Re:NICE!! by gutnor · · Score: 1

      Consequences ...
      as a woman she comes bundled with sneaky ways to make you regret that kind of move and a memory that fits with long term strategy. :-)

    6. Re:NICE!! by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      And get her Windows Mobile when you get divorced.

    7. Re:NICE!! by mopslik · · Score: 1
      Does that mean then that I should buy a palmtop instead of a diamond ring to my girlfriend when we decide to get married?

      Yes, something tells me you'll be getting a lot of use out of that palm after trying that approach...

    8. Re:NICE!! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "...a woman she comes bundled with sneaky ways to make you regret that kind of move and a memory that fits with long term strategy."

      That's why you trade them in for a newer, less cranky model ever so often.

      :-)

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  10. Whole Devices by Redwin · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Women were found on average to own 6.6 technology devices while men own 6.9"

    The men assured the women that it will be 7 technology devices soon, but they just need to tinker with a couple of parts in the last device and that they are certain they are supposed to come apart its just that the device is being a bit stubborn...

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    1. Re:Whole Devices by Mr_Dyqik · · Score: 1

      I'm sure I've had some gadgets that only count as 0.9 of a device, the most recent being a 3g mobile phone. It was a heap of doggy doodoos - crap interface, crap features, half of which didn't work and the rest of which you had to pay to use.

  11. As someone who spent time in tech support... by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can say that about 100% of the male population try to solve their own computer related problems, with about 20% solving them, 20% not solving them and 60% making them worse. And those 60% being a VERY conservative estimate.

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    1. Re:As someone who spent time in tech support... by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

      True, but in a survey, who's going to admit to having made the problems worse, eh?

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    2. Re:As someone who spent time in tech support... by alxkit · · Score: 0

      source for those stats? (excluding members of own family)

    3. Re:As someone who spent time in tech support... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Countless hours with a headset pressing against my precious skull and weenies screaming "TEH INTARWEB IS BROKEN!"

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    4. Re:As someone who spent time in tech support... by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      After a while in support you learn that "nothing" is the second most used lie right after "the check's in the mail". If the caller is male, you may safely assume that he DID try to fix the problem and the fact that he still called you means that he DID make it worse, and that pretty much every possible setting has been twiddled and is now at some completely random value.

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    5. Re:As someone who spent time in tech support... by alxkit · · Score: 0

      two heads are better then one - true. i accept your data wholeheartedly.

    6. Re:As someone who spent time in tech support... by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      pretty much every possible setting has been twiddled and is now at some completely random value

      LOL, reminds me of myself. At least I try to keep a mental list of what I've touched so I that can rollback edits. It's easy when you're "troubleshooting" something like a macro or a game crash. Less so when it's an Apache config...
      Anyway, tinkering was supposed to be an ancient and honorable tradition. Is it not anymore?

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    7. Re:As someone who spent time in tech support... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 3, Informative

      Less so when it's an Apache config...

      There's this cool new feature on computers now where you can save a file under a different name, then rename it back when you want to roll back. =) Don't tell me you really play around in httpd.conf without saving a copy! It takes all of 5 seconds!

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    8. Re:As someone who spent time in tech support... by x2A · · Score: 1

      4 out of 10 people, when surveyed, said that they would admit to making something worse if a survey asked.

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    9. Re:As someone who spent time in tech support... by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
      There's this cool new feature on computers now where you can save a file under a different name

      Or you can be really cutting edge, and put your httpd.conf into a CVS repository. In the long run, that's a lot easier than keeping a bunch of renamed files. Besides, you should be keeping your HTML and PHP in there anyway, so why not add httpd.conf?

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    10. Re:As someone who spent time in tech support... by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Would it be easier to name a directory for the methodology to be used & stick an unrestricted .htaccess file in there ?

      I mean, nobody in their right mind would actually tinker with this stuff on a production server anyway right ?

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    11. Re:As someone who spent time in tech support... by Chop · · Score: 1

      You must be new here...

      -- Chop

    12. Re:As someone who spent time in tech support... by Da_Weasel · · Score: 1

      10 out of 1 people have multiple personality disorder...

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    13. Re:As someone who spent time in tech support... by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Or learn slow, the choice is yours.

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  12. hmm by Fusione · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder how many slashdotters are gonna show this to their girlfriends the next time they ask fo- oh wait.. nevermind. I forgot where I was for a moment. :P

  13. Warning, sexism coming your way by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm... 6.6 devices on average. In other words: cellphone, cellphone, ladyshaver, vaccuum cleaner, can opener, erhm... personal vibratory relaxation helper and a car that spends 40% of its time in the garage for repairs 'cause she can't figure out how to drive stick without ruining the transmission.

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    1. Re:Warning, sexism coming your way by just_another_sean · · Score: 1

      Oh and here I thought .6 or .9 of a device was just short hand for the new "iPod Killer" MS is coming out with...

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  14. Blame it on Microsoft... by jkrise · · Score: 1

    Women were found on average to own 6.6 technology devices while men own 6.9, and four out of every five women felt comfortable using technology with 46 percent doing their own computer trouble-shooting."

    Exactly what does this trouble-shooting mean? Downlaod patch, double-click, install, Say your prayers and Reboot?

    Back in the Unix days, it used take Real Men (TM) to troubleshoot a computer!

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    1. Re:Blame it on Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, troubleshooting. Like getting the task bar to reappear.

    2. Re:Blame it on Microsoft... by trezor · · Score: 1

      Real men? You mean real men like these?

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  15. Troubleshooting? by crull · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What kind of troubleshooting? Troubleshooting can be a pretty much anything from, "I can't seem to find the zoom button" to "Why doesn't this daemon function properly".

    Of all the women I know exactly one do their own troubleshooting. And don't say things like, "You're a geek, maybe you know two women, your mom and sister, and the latter does her own troubleshooting".

    46% just sounds a lot if it's not very basic troubleshooting. I don't even think 46% of the men is doing his own troubleshooting.

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  16. But when will he...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Okay, so how do I get my boyfriend to buy me that big shiny engagement beowulf cluster I've always dreamed of?

    1. Re:But when will he...? by CCFreak2K · · Score: 3, Funny

      Surely you mean an engagement token ring...

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    2. Re:But when will he...? by Shadarr · · Score: 1

      You say "Honey, I need to borrow you credit card."

  17. Well, of course by 9x320 · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you had watched that special on The History Channel's Modern Marvels about the history of diamond mining, you'd know that diamonds are valuable because of the De Beers mining company obtaining a monopoly on diamond mining by gradually buying out and merging with all the other diamond companies in South Africa, and gradually the world. They then instituted a propaganda campaign in order to get couples to buy the diamonds, while releasing only a set number of diamonds every year, thus keeping demand artificially high.

    Their monopoly was threatened by the Soviet Union finding diamonds in modern Russia. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, De Beers bought out nearly all the diamonds that had fallen into the hands of former Soviet countries. In the 21st century they are threatened by a Canadian diamond company founded by a Canadian geologist once thought to be crazy for suspecting the presence of diamonds in Northwest Canada.

    They were finally fined $5 million by the Department of Justice with their monopolistic tactics, but obviously that's like the EU fining Microsoft. I think people are finally waking up and smelling the coffee, realizing that these gems are merely worthless shiny rocks, though the advent of artificial diamonds doesn't hurt.

    Here, Wikipedia has an entry.

    1. Re:Well, of course by linvir · · Score: 2, Informative

      It seems that De Beers is the most evil bunch on the planet. Thank you for linking to that information. I plan to take every opportunity to fuck with De Beers from this day forward.

    2. Re:Well, of course by jordank2001 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or you could give into De Beers and fuck with a girl from this day forward. Although remember go with De Beers the diamond company...if you go with the other kind of De Beer, you may be fucking a girl who isn't so desirable :)

    3. Re:Well, of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and most of the tech stuff that's supposed to replace diamonds as a shiny gift was made by workers on a subsistence wage in totalitarian countries. Not a huge improvement.

      The Onion has a nice piece on it.

    4. Re:Well, of course by nblender · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes. "Have you ever tried to sell a diamond"? http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/198202/diamond

    5. Re:Well, of course by sootman · · Score: 1

      Also good reading: an old Slashdot article on diamonds, which up until recently was one of the most-read stories.

      Hopefully these guys can put an end to the whole fucking mess.

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    6. Re:Well, of course by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      This is why you should only buy artificial diamonds--which actually look better than the real stuff.

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  18. I'd take a healthy dash of doubt on those numbers by Moridin42 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The article also reports:

    The study found over the next five years women see themselves increasing their activities in six tech areas: digital cameras, cell phones, e-mail, camera phones, text messaging and instant messaging.


    I'll grant you that not everybody is proficient with these devices/apps. But pushing shutter releases and send buttons does not make one tech savvy. Man or woman.

    I also wonder where they draw the line for 'technology devices'. Since everything from forks to keys to credit cards to laptops is technology. Just not all of it is recent.

    And lastly.. does the thought "well, I rebooted Windows and everything worked fine" count as "computer trouble-shooting" ?
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  19. Girls prefer tech huh? by Aphrika · · Score: 4, Funny
    'diamonds are no longer a girls best friend', at least according to a recent study commissioned by the Oxygen Network.
    I wonder how the results would have panned out if the survey was done by Tiffany and Co....
    1. Re:Girls prefer tech huh? by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Or by Tornado, as I bet most homes have a vaccum cleaner.

  20. 6.9? by calculadoru · · Score: 1

    there is a joke in there waiting to come out, about men, women and 6.9...
    hmmmm.

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    1. Re:6.9? by zepher-109 · · Score: 1

      More like geeks, gadgets and 6.9

  21. Vista comes to your Rescue! by jkrise · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just wait a few months more... when all the lasses go in for the fancy, schmancy, kewl, cute, li'l stuff from Microsoft, you'll be busy Upgrading your Girlfriends to Linux. And it'll take a lifetime to sort out all those rpms, version conflicts, libraries, sockets etc. Enough time to develop your 'relationship', methinks!

    Question is: How many Girlfriends can One Geek Man (TM) handle with his Linux expertise?

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    1. Re:Vista comes to your Rescue! by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah! As another poster said. Girls are more intelligent than boys. We buy Macs! We realise that time costs money too!

    2. Re:Vista comes to your Rescue! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Doesn't upgrading your girlfriend to linux count as domestic abuse? Or at least provide a reasonable defense if she is charged with it?

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    3. Re:Vista comes to your Rescue! by x2A · · Score: 4, Funny

      "We buy Macs!"

      That's so cool... so, what colour did you pick? :-p

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    4. Re:Vista comes to your Rescue! by Da_Weasel · · Score: 1

      oh come on...put your mod points to good use moderators....that was hilarious!

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    5. Re:Vista comes to your Rescue! by ElleyKitten · · Score: 3, Funny

      Some of us are actually upgrading our boyfriends to Linux.

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    6. Re:Vista comes to your Rescue! by operagost · · Score: 1

      Obviously, time doesn't cost money. If it did, you could buy more. Time is simply priceless. If girls, er, women-- really are more intelligent than men, you are not a good example.

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    7. Re:Vista comes to your Rescue! by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 1

      Prediction: Every woman who posts to this thread gets their personal URL slashdotted.

      Jonah HEX

    8. Re:Vista comes to your Rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nothing gets a guy hoter than coming home from a long day at work and hearing "I upgraded your kernel for you"

    9. Re:Vista comes to your Rescue! by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Question is: How many Girlfriends can One Geek Man (TM) handle with his Linux expertise?"

      Heh. I went on a date with a chick and we had a nice long interesting chat about a bunch of different things. Suddenly she made a comment that I was a lot more interesting than the last guy. "Why?" "He spent the entire date talking about Linux." True story!*

      * Both me having a date and the dude talking entirely about Linux.

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    10. Re:Vista comes to your Rescue! by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      "Obviously, time doesn't cost money. If it did, you could buy more. Time is simply priceless. If girls, er, women-- really are more intelligent than men, you are not a good example."

      ha! you should seen me in the crazy insane meeting I had yesterday. I bought a whole week on my project schedule!

      (yes I know what you mean though)

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    11. Re:Vista comes to your Rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time itself cannot be bought, but time allocated to what you want can be. It's possible to hire a personal assistant to handle schedule/bills/etc freeing up all sorts of time. It's possible to purchase insanely expensive drugs/treatments to cure whatever disease that might otherwise cut short life.

      And buying a Mac also frees up plenty of time to learn tact, guile and confidence...all things that can help you get a job, girlfriend and a life so you wouldn't have to keep living in your parent's basement deriving what limitted satisfaction you can by making snide comments on slashdot.

      You (err...we...err...most of us here) should really try it!

    12. Re:Vista comes to your Rescue! by TheFlamingoKing · · Score: 1

      Wait, your vibrator runs Windows? That's no good.

      Ever had it BSOD in the middle of, you know...?

    13. Re:Vista comes to your Rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This confirms that girls find `uptime' important as well! ;D *runs*

    14. Re:Vista comes to your Rescue! by hawfizzle · · Score: 1

      Nothing's hotter than coming in and hearing, "oh honey, someone else edited my kernel while you were gone. it felt good."

    15. Re:Vista comes to your Rescue! by spx · · Score: 1

      Does that work with fiances, what is the pricing? I need more info...

    16. Re:Vista comes to your Rescue! by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1
      Does that work with fiances, what is the pricing? I need more info...

      No. Once you accept the ring, he no longer needs to impress you, and will promptly tell you that Ubuntu is the ugliest thing ever, and reinstall Windows. But you'll get your satifaction when he asks very dumb questions, like "why don't pdfs open anymore?" and you just tell him they work in Ubuntu and walk away.
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    17. Re:Vista comes to your Rescue! by spx · · Score: 1

      haha ^5

  22. Smells of sampling bias! by KNicolson · · Score: 1

    The respondents seem to be taken from viewers of the show "Girls Gone Wired", which gives you a hint as to what sort of demographics the show has. Perhaps "Girl geeks are just about as geeky as guy geeks" might have been a closer to the truth, but less catchy, headline.

    I can't find a more detailed breakdown than the linked article to be sure, but it smells fishy.

    I'd also love to know what the "technology devices" they counted were - an iPod, mobile phone, console, digi camera or even laptop are commonplace enough; I'd be impressed by GPSs, PDAs, and Linux boxes instead.

    1. Re:Smells of sampling bias! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I can't find a more detailed breakdown than the linked article to be sure, but it smells fishy.

      Do girl geeks bathe even less than guy geeks? That might explain it.

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    2. Re:Smells of sampling bias! by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
      I'd be impressed by GPSs, PDAs, and Linux boxes instead.

      Pfft. It's not technology unless you need to have your own welder, your own soldering iron, or assembly language in order to use it.

  23. Yeah right! (warning...on-topic rant!) by Lissajous · · Score: 5, Funny

    [rant]
    They obviously didn't ask *my* SOH. Here I sit in front of 5 TFT monitors, 3 computers, hi-def projector, a plethora of consoles, and is she content with that? No! She still wants the diamonds! I mean - seriously! Where did they get these mythical women from? Shoes?! Don't even get me started on shoes! Have you seen our shoe closet? It's applying for its own post code next month. You can see it from Google Earth. And TFA wants me to believe that women would choose to have tech *instead* of holidays, shoes, gems? I call foul, I tell you - FOUL! They want the lot! Tech and shoes. Shoes and tech. Techy shoes would have my grrl in a shopping frenzy. Ohgodohgodohgodohgod can you imagine? The horror! THE HORROR!!!!! (5 exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind)
    *ahem*
    [/rant]

    1. Re:Yeah right! (warning...on-topic rant!) by jordank2001 · · Score: 1

      Only on Slashdot would this get modded insightful ;)

    2. Re:Yeah right! (warning...on-topic rant!) by cruachan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah love to know where the shoe thing comes from. Starts young though, when the whole family went on holiday this year - travelling around europe and carrying stuff in backpacks - my 12 year old daughter was told to she could only take two pairs of shoes in addition to the ones she was wearing. Also as the youngest she had a smaller pack and the rest of us would each carry some of her stuff.

      It was only after a several days out we figured that she'd managed to pring 9 pairs, having individually talked the me, my wife and my son into carrying her 'extra two pairs'.

    3. Re:Yeah right! (warning...on-topic rant!) by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1
      Techy shoes would have my grrl in a shopping frenzy. Ohgodohgodohgodohgod can you imagine? The horror! THE HORROR!!!!!


      Too late.
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    4. Re:Yeah right! (warning...on-topic rant!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My decision to not have a girlfriend, then, is justified.

      Swear to God, I had planned the whole thing, thought it out well. Even the part of the plan where I move to my Mom's basement, and to come out only when the sun is not out. Here in Florida. Pasty white is the new black. They think you're from up north.

    5. Re:Yeah right! (warning...on-topic rant!) by Hillgiant · · Score: 1
      Dude. My 19 month old daughter is already shoe obsessed. I get home. She insists her shoes be taken off, toddles over to the closet, picks a different pair of shoes, and insits that those be put on. She will go through the whole closet, if you have the patience. Dolly has shoes. Teddy has shoes. Shoes Shoes SHOES.

      I am so fucking screwed.

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    6. Re:Yeah right! (warning...on-topic rant!) by freakmn · · Score: 1

      That isn't the first "tech" shoe. I'd say that one of the most tech shoes are the Nike iPod shoes. They keep track of your running on an iPod. Then there are the classic Light-up Shoes. I think they are slightly more techy then heely's. And if you're counting heely's, then you might as well mention pump shoes. A hit back in the 80's, they pump up to give you a snug fit. What is funny is when people play basketball with them on, and come down hard and pop the air bladder inside. Hmm, an exploding shoe... Do those get through airport security?

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    7. Re:Yeah right! (warning...on-topic rant!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this was modded funny? and i thought the accusations of /.ers knowing nothing about women where the joke!

  24. Early Adopters.. by tktk · · Score: 3, Interesting
    In my mind, that .3 difference is probably due to males being early adopters. My 2 sisters and I have basically the same gadgets but they lag behind a bit. We've all gotten iPods, laptops, bluetooth headsets, Tivos, & etc.

    I got a Tivo 5 years ago, one sister bought it 2 years ago, and the youngest is probably going to buy one before she heads off to college this fall.

    Once in a while, I'll catch my youngest sister talking on her phone to her boyfriend about WOW and be embarrassed for them. A nice change for once.

  25. Come on... by Klaidas · · Score: 1

    Give it a break - just because women are now more into computers and IT stuff, it doesn't mean that a perfect present for my girlfriend's birthday would be a new hard drive.

    1. Re:Come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know, it might be a nice change from the floppy disk she's probably used to getting.

    2. Re:Come on... by Sgt.+CoDFish · · Score: 1

      Ah... when that happens, and women DO want tech stuff for their birthday, I'll finally be able to buy the perfect present, because I'll actually understand what's hot and what's not... no more "Oh yeah, that's... erm... lovely. Thanks." comments about various fashion items meant as presents, but obviously showing my lack of knowledge about anything fashionable.

      Just imagine the look on your girlfriend's face when she sees you got her the new *insert trendy and popular tech item here*!

      That'll be the day... (well, a guy can dream.)

    3. Re:Come on... by NightWhistler · · Score: 1

      Your girlfriend obviously isn't into Anime... I double the storage space of our home fileserver every year or so, since my wife's collection of Anime and manga's keeps growing. I'm not really a good example though, since she also runs Linux since MPlayer and Xine tend to handle all the different codecs used in Anime better... ;-)

      The upside is: if she ever wanted to leave me, she'd first have to find another geek to maintain her PC for her.... or so she tells me :-P

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    4. Re:Come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...it doesn't mean that a perfect present for my girlfriend's birthday would be a new hard drive.

      I think that's more likely a present a guy wants to receive from his girlfriend on his birthday, a "hard drive".
  26. My Observations by miyako · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have a few observations on the subject. I think that the first thing that immediately lept to mind has also been the prevailing comment so far, and that is that 46% seems awfully high for men or women for doing troubleshooting, unless you count troubleshooting as saying "hmm, something's wrong.".
    That aside, it seems to me that women have a higher average technological competency than men, speaking in general terms, however there also seems to be a smaller standard deviation. Of the men I know, most seem to be either geeks or luddites. Most of the men I know have only very recently started considering using cell phones (many men I know don't own one), and very rarely, if every, use a computer. On the other hand, I know very few female geeks, but I also can't think of any female luddites. Most women I know were early adopters of cell phones, and most women I know use the computer more than men, and for more versatile tasks (e.g. I know a lot of men who literally never use the computer for anything except ebay, most women I know use the computer for the web as well as email, IM, iTunes, photos, etc.).
    Of course the survey contradicts my own observations, but I also think terms like "technology gadgets" are extemely vauge. In my experience, women are generally early adopters of technologies that enable creativity and communication (cell phones, IM, scanners, photo editing software, etc.) whereas men tend to be early adopters of technology that is primarily entertainment (dvd players, video games, etc.).

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    1. Re:My Observations by alxkit · · Score: 0

      They can make "new car smell", why not "new electronics smell"? I'd buy it. There is such a smell. It is a unique combination of blood, sweat, tears, gear oil, isopropyl alcohol, MEK, flux and some ESD wax. mmmmm mmmmm good.

    2. Re:My Observations by csplinter · · Score: 1

      Intrestingly enough I remember reading a study that finds the same correlation youv'e noted with the intelligence of men and women. (i.e. There are more male geniuses as well as morons, while geniuses and idiots are much more uncommon among females)

  27. I think it's safe to say... by nowhere.elysium · · Score: 1

    that this was taken from a technologically-literate sample population. It's equally safe to say that this is not the norm in the real world, so these numbers are going to be vastly biased. If 46% of women (or men)did their own troubleshooting, there'd be far less call for people like us (the IT techs and sysadmins of the world). I don't really care about the gender bias: in my book, users are users, so it's not a thing that I really notice per se. I honestly reckon that when people were interviewed for this, they said 'Oh yes, of course I can sort out my computer', purely because it makes them look better, just as most people fill out personals adverts saying they're slim to average build, when they're actually 240lb lardballs.
    People lie to paint themselves in a better light. Nothing to see here.

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  28. eh... by Rooked_One · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the age group seems a little biased.... there are just as many (if not more) women that are over the age of 49 than under - probably..... But I bet the curve of this is really scewed to the 15 year old side... My mother falls right in the eldest of the group, and while she is comfortable with computers, she can bearly troubleshoot and would take a diamond ring over a TV anyday - but then again she is a teacher that doesn't watch much TV.

    1. Re:eh... by john83 · · Score: 1
      My mother falls right in the eldest of the group, and while she is comfortable with computers, she can bearly troubleshoot and would take a diamond ring over a TV anyday - but then again she is a teacher that doesn't watch much TV.

      Quick word of advice, don't ever let her see the sentence where you used "that" to refer to a person.

      The 49% figure sounds like rubbish to me. I'd like to see the survey questions. I don't know too many women whose technical skills extend beyond basic MS Office, web browsing, email and uploading illegally copied music to their ipods. In fairness though, I know plenty of men who are no better.
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    2. Re:eh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are just as many (if not more) women that are over the age of 49 than under - probably.....

      Uhh... no. Basic demographics. If all women lived to 98 there would be as many women over the age of 49 as younger. Obviously, many people die before then, so we conclude that there are many fewer people over the age of 49 than under.

      Really, all it took was three seconds of thought...

    3. Re:eh... by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

      did I fail to mention she is an english teacher... thats even better right? :)

    4. Re:eh... by john83 · · Score: 1
      did I fail to mention she is an english teacher... thats even better right? :)
      Definately. :D
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  29. WTF is a 'technology device'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is a pencil a technology device? How about a stapler, or a televison or a car? Extreme stupidity rules it seems.

  30. Square root of 69? by Stripsurge · · Score: 4, Funny

    What's the square root of 69?
    8 something

    1. Re:Square root of 69? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why is 69 better than 61?

      You get 8 more

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    2. Re:Square root of 69? by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      What's with 8?

    3. Re:Square root of 69? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      8 = ate

      Think about what part of the body is used for eating and for oral sex.

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  31. NOOOOOOO!!!! by LittleBigScript · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Never again will I be able to pick up chicks in the computer lab...

    1. Re:NOOOOOOO!!!! by conteXXt · · Score: 1

      "again"?

      Ok now I've stopped laughing. Carry on.

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    2. Re:NOOOOOOO!!!! by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

      Just got served the restraining order, eh?

  32. Social Commentary by Niet3sche · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm curious. I seriously wonder if this, too, will be used as evidence to support that men and women are more different than alike (philosophically speaking, note).

    Here's my prediction: The current status quo tends towards women not being adopters, purveyors, or masters of technology. While there are certainly pockets of discourse and space that argue against this, I would suggest this story is more widespread than its alternative (e.g. "women are technologically-savvy"). I have to wonder at what point the evidence for the realization that there is more intra-group variability than extra-group variability between the sexes will become wholly overwhelming and force a change in the commonplace "line" on women in/and technology.

    I promised a prediction - here it is.

    When the above assertion becomes commonly accepted, so too will the notion that women are fully able and capable of using, enjoying, and mastering technology. However, we will supplant the current story with a new one - "Women are using technology as wholly a surrogate for that which they do best - that 'social stuff'."

    I should blog on this, but it's late. Thoughts? Am I way off-topic here?

    1. Re:Social Commentary by john83 · · Score: 1

      No, you're actually very on topic. I don't think your prediction is right though, any more than I think that women will ever make up 50% of CS and engineering courses. Of course, as technology becomes more accepted and easier to use (think what the one button control on the ipod has done for tech adoption), more people (women are people too) will use it (women my age can generally use a VCR - my dad can't), but real competence will remain in the hands of those interested enough to fiddle with the more complicated stuff. Sorry for the horrible formatting on my reply, but I'm too tired to be coherent right now.

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  33. SO? Who cares? by PrayingWolf · · Score: 1

    In other news, the food gender gap has virtually closed with the majority of women making their own sandwitches and other types of food and actually eating it! Independent studies show that 10 out of 10 women do eat, meaning that females follow the same patterns of behavious as men.

    The ability to use high-tech seems to be considered a measure of your human value - why? We're not supposed to be categorized into the technological aristocracy and the other people. Please, feminists, stop problematizing everything - you are just as valuable human beings even without winning (or entering) the competition for the longest time in fluorescence light or owning a WD Raptor or iPod.

    As an afterthought, I fear the "Oxygen Network that is owned and operated by women" might be a bit biased in issues concerning women...

    1. Re:SO? Who cares? by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
      Independent studies show that 10 out of 10 women do eat,

      Those same studies were unable to determine whether women shit. The women in the studies deny any such accusations.

  34. what? by chowdy · · Score: 1

    Troubleshooting? Next you'll tell me they can vote... and are interested in me.

  35. Oh... by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ever since mobile phones started to vibrate, the gender gap has been more filled.

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    1. Re:Oh... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Is "gender gap" the new euphemism for "axe-wound"?

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  36. Re:I'd take a healthy dash of doubt on those numbe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, all those "tech" areas include devices for taking pictures, talking, and combinations thereof. Women sure are expanding their interests these days...

  37. Re:I'd take a healthy dash of doubt on those numbe by umghhh · · Score: 1
    I thing categorizing people into two groups (as Clint Eastwood once did: "there are two types of people: one with the guns and ones that have to dig - you dig") is abit simplistic. Reality is muchmore complex and may for instance be structured like this:
    1. not IT compatible: managers, politicians, mentaly impaired etc i.e people that have others to do their jobs for them.
    2. tech savvy - they know computer when they see one, they know how to start IE, Outlook, MSWord, Excell and possibly even how to install software. Some of them even know some web basics and some of them even work in IT :). This category includes also people driving modern cars which are a wonder of IT these days. Plane pilots too as they have a lots of video gaming to do while flying.
    3. geeks - people that for whatever reason know there are alternatives to predominant office suite/OS, in some rare contexts this may mean that they know how tu install linux etc. They also know that software can be rebooted to make things work better :).
    4. emacs fanatics (coders?) - these are the ones that actually know why things do not work
    5. vi wizards (admins,hackers???) - they know why things do not work and more importantly how to make them work.
    In the mind of the common folk two later categories do not really exist as they do not know what emacs/vi are. They call them geeks/hackers depending on weather and if they were mentioned within context of a public prosecution or just general IT. I attached the mentioned categories to certain editors but this is just my view - in reality they are broadly IT: professionals or kids that know things.

    BTW: being a hacker or admin or experienced user etc does not qualify you to be in any of above categories. The names chosen are arbitrary and serve only as an anchor for each category.

  38. success? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    with 46 percent doing their own computer trouble-shooting...

    ... and failing miserably.

  39. Nothing New To Me by baronvonchickenpants · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My wife is a cellular tech, and she's just as comfotable with technology as I am, if not more so. She uses our iPod more than I do, carries a Motorola SLVR, and can't wait to get a MacBook.

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    1. Re:Nothing New To Me by zimsters · · Score: 1

      ok... all those goes to show she's clueless about GOOD technology ;)

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  40. indeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does it mean forty six percent of women are ugly? The stats must be wrong.. it must be wrong.. I know many more ugly women than this!

  41. Survey Problems by xdxfp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wouldn't despute that women use technology, but don't confuse that with an interest in technology. Most women I know use computers for e-mail, myspace, ordering flowers, etc.

    Second, the fine print says women ages 15-49. Why not 15-99? Perhaps they wanted to distort the numbers to make it newsworthy.

    Lastly, the study cannot imply anything about whether women actually like technology more than clothes. Perhaps they would prefer a digital camera to a pair of shoes because they have 200 shoes, and only a crappy disposable camera.

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  42. I am a woman who loves technology and hates shoes by AriaStar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What the hell is it with this assumption to all women love shoes? Shoe-shopping gives me hives. I am a 25-year-old analytical engineer specializing in e-mail security, and eyes bug out when that's said. Why? Why assume women are technologically inferior? Why assume that tech is a man's field? Sure, there's this smug sense of doing something that sounds cool that a lot of women aren't doing, but it would sure be nice if it weren't greeted with a sense of disbelief, if more women weren't so intimidated.

    This articles makes women out to be a bunch of fashion whores who are shocking people by wanting tech items. A weekend vacation in Florida is over in a weekend. That diamond necklace will only be worn on special occassionas (unless given by someone special, in which case I'd never take it off, as I never take off my pearl necklace except to shower). Why take the designer shoes over a pricey camera when knock-offs of those shoes can be had for $20? That plasma TV would be great for picking up the details in every outfit on Sex and the City. *sense the sarcasm*

    Yet a plasma TV hardly counts for tech in my book. Why is an LCD TV not considered tech? Because they are hardly more than appliances. You want to fix a TV, you take it to an appliance repair person. Would this TV be considered a technological item if this study were done with men? Or would it be done with an item that requires more knowledge than how to press some buttons on a remote to change the channel?

    Do this study with a MacBook and give women a little more credit than as mindless whores only concerned about where they shoes are Jimmy Choo or whatever. Then maybe more of us wouldn't be afraid of entering the domain of men.

    Who am I kidding? I love being a woman in a man's world.

  43. Re:I'd take a healthy dash of doubt on those numbe by Moridin42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It doesn't really matter how you categorize.

    My point wasn't to say "ooooh. lookit the women who think they're technophiles but aren't!"
    My point was to more say "using the ubiquitous tools of the day isn't particularly noteworthy."

    The AC above was pretty close. Young women are pretty well noted (deservedly or not) as talking a lot on the phone. But since now the phone is celluar, there is something new going on? There isn't. Or instead of loading the camera with film, its loaded with a card. Its still a camera, though. Maybe if you could show a shift in who the women were communicating with, it would be notable. Say, they're using IM and email as a primary method of finding new friends. Or if a demographic of women now have friends from demographics they previously didn't, thanks to email, IMs, whatever. If the science changes but the activies are basically the same, its my opinion that this is No Big Deal.

    The factoids that might perhaps slightly be called "mildly surprising" would be the ones about preference for gadgets over jewelry, vacations, and shoes. But that depends on how the question was asked.

    "Would you rather have a plasma tv or a diamond necklace?" is a very different question from "Would you rather recieve a plasma tv or a diamond necklace as a gift?" Similarly, asking "would you rather buy a digital camera or designer shoes?" is a different question from asking "if you could have a digital camera or designer shoes, which would it be?" One is asking which do you find to be a more valuable purchase on a finite budget, and the other asks, if money weren't a factor, what would you have? Yet either one could be put into a survey and then written about as "technology is what women want!" It wouldn't at all surprise me if women responded in favor of the gadgets to one type of question, as gadgets can be enjoyed frequently. The other type, however, may elicit responses from the same women in a different fashion as they imagine the rarer occassions when they want to really go all out. Times when the plasma tv doesn't go with you and the digital camera may be useful for taking pictures. But if you don't look good for the event, maybe you don't want that particular picture.

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  44. Re:I am a woman who loves technology and hates sho by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1
    This articles makes women out to be a bunch of fashion whores who are shocking people by wanting tech items. A weekend vacation in Florida is over in a weekend. That diamond necklace will only be worn on special occassionas (unless given by someone special, in which case I'd never take it off, as I never take off my pearl necklace except to shower). Why take the designer shoes over a pricey camera when knock-offs of those shoes can be had for $20? That plasma TV would be great for picking up the details in every outfit on Sex and the City.
    *sense the sarcasm*


    Good point, but in future remember that to qualify for sarcasm bonus-points on this forum you have to properly tag your sarcasm like a real nerd/nerdette:

    <sarcasm> ... </sarcasm>
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  45. Re: silly point estimates... by Xandar01 · · Score: 1

    Just though we should expand on the point estimates...

    With a 99% confidence interval, 42.5 to 49.4% of women prefer doing their own computer trouble-shooting.

    Additionally, With a 99% confidence interval, women prefer a new:
    plasma TV to a diamond necklace, 74.1 to 79.9%

    plasma TV over a weekend vacation in Florida, 52.6 to 59.4%

    digital video camera to a pair of designer shoes, 83.6 to 88.4%

    This is great! So much better than buying the S.O. a bowling ball for Christmas.

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  46. Insightful? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I can see the funny. I can even see the troll. But insightful?

    But it's nice to see that I'm not the only sexist pig in the IT world. :)

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    1. Re:Insightful? by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

      Maybe you're a woman? Maybe you know some women?

    2. Re:Insightful? by denjin · · Score: 1

      I was thinking wtf myself. Misogyny seems just as high on an IT forum as anywhere elset hoguh.

    3. Re:Insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cellphone observation are pretty spot-on, just based on my observation of people on my commute... used to be just the salesguy-looking types carrying on the conversations a couple years back, now practically every woman on the road has a phone to her ear...

  47. Re:I am a woman who loves technology and hates sho by AriaStar · · Score: 1

    You are correct. I just updated my LiveJournal before posting and was still in the mindset of posting in such a way that the normal people on my friends list would understand it. Typically I make up my own tags. 'Tis fun.

    You know, if I were to try tagging anything in this reply, I'd come off looking like a loser. You took the fun out of it.

  48. Re:I am a woman who loves technology and hates sho by AriaStar · · Score: 1

    Hey, Slashdot took out my made-up code for a grin and put nothing in its place to indicate it was there! It was not meant to be read and tossed. Damn them. Ruined my night. Grrrrrrrrrr.....

  49. Troubleshoot? Why? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    It's 2006. Why do 46% of anybody still have to troubleshoot computers? It says more about the state of the computer industry and Microsoft than anything else. By now, you'd think the only troubleshooting would be to see if it's turned on or not. I don't have to troubleshoot my television, telephone or toaster.

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  50. 46% of women troubleshoot their own computers?? by zimsters · · Score: 1

    ... I guess the only females I know are part of that 54%!!

    I wonder if the women who claim to troubleshoot their own computers mean things like "it doesn't power on-- oh wait I forgot to press the power button!"

    Ok I don't mean to be sexist here, but this seems like a very very flawed study. I'm sure the message may be true- that women are better at technology now-- but by no means even close to what the study suggest. The sample must be flawed. Of all the women I know in a bunch of countries, hell- continents-- no way would I consider them to be even close in terms of technological know-how. It's not about lack of skill- it's more about lack of interest. Just as men couldn't care less about shoe shopping. (well, typically...)

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  51. women lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    everyone knows that women lie by hidding facts. they're proud of themselves
    "so do you do try fixing your comp yourself?"
    "oh yes sure i try"
    now the missing part:
    "i mean i click for a whole 15s then call and he fixes it"
    also, they own usually 4 or 5 high end cellphones. that makes 90% of their 6.6 high tech devices. gg, play again !

    ok, that was macho

  52. Re:I am a woman who loves technology and hates sho by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 3, Informative

    Nerdy trivia.... type this in the /. comment:

    &lt;tag&gt;...&lt;/tag&gt;

    to get this result:

    <tag>...</tag>

    Otherwise the comment parser will eat the tags.

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  53. WOW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A WHEEL. What innovative technology will they apply to shoes next!? This is so exciting and techy!!

    1. Re:WOW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, its Willy on Wheels

      My confirmation code was Latrines!

  54. Darn google. by xtracto · · Score: 1

    What's the square root of 69?
    8 something


    8.30662386 to be precise, according to google calc

    I know there is a joke inside there but as a non native American I could not catch it. So my first reaction was to copy/paste the question to Google and the humor insensitive search engine answered exactly what I was not looking for.

    So, could anyone be so kind to tell me, what is the reason that everybody in the room I laughing out loud? I just imagine the scene =oP.

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    1. Re:Darn google. by UserChrisCanter4 · · Score: 1

      I'll assume from the +1 mod that you aren't trolling and genuinely want the answer.

      69, as you've indicated, is slang for simultaneous oral sex. The number eight rhymes with the "ate," which is the past tense of "to eat." In English (American English at least, and probably British English), the most common slang for oral sex performed on a woman is the phrase "eat[ing] her out."

      Thus, the joke works because the sqaure root of 69 is 8-something, but it immediately calls to mind the word "ate," which is a common slang for the sex act.

  55. sex toys for geeks by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

    Actually, I've seen one of these that could actually qualify as a "technology device" (in the sense that the article meant.) It's a small bluetooth-enabled vibrator--I shit you not--and it actually vibrates whenever your cell phone receives a call. I came THIS close to buying it for my girlfriend for our aniversary but I think it was like 250 pounds sterling (isn't released in the USA, apparently), which was a tad out of my price range at the time. Oh well, maybe next year...

    1. Re:sex toys for geeks by Wiseleo · · Score: 1

      The device has no UI, so it probably has the secret code 0000.

      In a location with a sufficient quantity of women wearing these and a bluetooth ring generator, one would be a very welcome person to hack them ;-)

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  56. Call me old fashioned. . . by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

    . . . but I'm still going to buy my girl diamonds, rings, and necklaces as gifts.
    I buy tech toys all the time, but the official gifts are the ones with high value, and low usability.
    I mean, its like ingrained in our society that if you love your girl you hate your wallet, or if you love your wallet, your girl leaves you after 5 years of marriage and takes all the money you crammed in there by not buying her expensive things :P

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    1. Re:Call me old fashioned. . . by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      You would marry in todays world without a marriance contract?

    2. Re:Call me old fashioned. . . by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

      Maybe I just live in yesterday's world where you marry someone because you genuinely love them and they genuinely love you back, and no amount of 'little things' can break you apart.
      Now pardon me while I wretch for an entirely unrelated reason.

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  57. Re:I'd take a healthy dash of doubt on those numbe by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
    Times when the plasma tv doesn't go with you and the digital camera may be useful for taking pictures. But if you don't look good for the event, maybe you don't want that particular picture.

    <offtopic>

    Because clearly, you're ugly unless you're wearing jewelry.

    </offtopic>
  58. A gift tells the real story by syukton · · Score: 1

    A gift would tell the real story here. If tech has beaten out diamonds, then would the average woman prefer a new ipod over a pair of diamond earrings, as a gift? I don't care about how competent women are with technology, I care about whether or not they desire tech more than nicely crystallized carbon.

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    1. Re:A gift tells the real story by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

      I'd take the iPod over the earrings. Of course, people will just tell me that makes me not "average". Whatever.

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    2. Re:A gift tells the real story by syukton · · Score: 1

      Well, those people might be right. I mean, you're on slashdot...

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    3. Re: A gift tells the real story by Ne-fishy · · Score: 1

      Tech over diamonds? Hell yes, any day of the week.

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  59. Why? by denjin · · Score: 1

    Why do less women have to troubleshoot their computers than men, seriously? I've not noticed much of a difference where I work (in health care). We aren't stupid you know.

  60. Case study... by Churla · · Score: 1

    Being married to a gamer you might expect this sooner, but...

    In the first few years of our relationship/marriage any large gift giving occasion (x-mas, bday, etc) would be easily covered by some piece of jewlery, preferrably with a diamond in it. Done, locked and loaded and I was the hero.

    Now, the last few gifts? New video card, PDA, MP3 player.

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    1. Re:Case study... by DarkDragonVKQ · · Score: 1

      Heh I'm in a similar situation. Although we know what each other likes (and often we give hints..yes guys can play this game too). We often just wind up giving cash to each other. Which turns out better cause she might see something she wants later on and ditch the idea of the first present. I'm similar because I monitor technology and if something better for a similar price comes out I'll get that instead. As my girlfriend says "the best gift is the gift that keeps on giving".

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    2. Re:Case study... by Churla · · Score: 1

      "the best gift is the gift that keeps on giving"

      Lingerie?

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    3. Re:Case study... by DarkDragonVKQ · · Score: 1

      lol..no. Cash. You can spend it on whatever or give the cash to someone else.

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  61. Now I have proof by embracethenerdwithin · · Score: 1

    I've been trying to convince my girlfriend to let me upgrade her computer as a gift, but she insists on getting these shiny rocks instead.

    Now I have proof that deep down inside she really does want that 256 Mb graphics card, extra gig of ram and better CPU more than those silly diamonds.

    Now I just need proof that she really wants a new set of tires more than those sparkly rocks...

  62. An engagement laptop by Dr_Bliss · · Score: 1

    In the mid 90's I asked my hubby-to-be for an IBM Thinkpad instead of an engagement ring. This pre-nuptual gift helped me to complete my CS degree, which has in turn provided us with a good living.



    Sod diamonds. This girl's best friend is a beautiful man.

  63. Bah to all you men by chicklet427 · · Score: 1

    46% of women *had* to do their own troubleshooting because they couldn't find a man to do it (he was probably busy driving around lost somewhere and refusing to ask for directions). Seriously though, where I live I would say men and women have an equal amount of gadgets (excluding vacuum cleaners and the like). However, when having a problem men seem more likely to try and fix it themselves than women. The women call me for help as soon as they have a problem, men tinker and then call me when they've screwed it up more. I asked my bf to get me a GTX video card for my birthday but all I got were diamond earrings LOL

    1. Re:Bah to all you men by DarkDragonVKQ · · Score: 1

      That's true. Men like to tinker and refuse to ask for help. So the majority of problems for men probably come as a result of trying to solve a much bigger problem then it was to just ask someone for help to fix the smaller problem. Though I think that's partially cause of socialization, not the fact that they're just men. They're socialized to not ask for help, to do things on their own, showing emotion is bad (makes you look like a wimp would be the more man phrase for it), etc..

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  64. This article is BAD NEWS for tech geeks by BronsCon · · Score: 0

    DeBeers will defend the place (and price) of the diamont VERY violently. Expect the price of tech gadgets to skyrocket as many companies agree to pay protection to the cartel and many others disappear when they don't.

    Wait...

    Is this a dupe of one of the three diamond semiconductor articles to hit the front page in the last few months? I don't know, I didn't read it (or the other 3 for that matter).

    Oh, and I expect insightful AND funny mods for this.

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  65. Statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that."

    - Homer Simpson

  66. my fiancee will vouch for this by Harlockjds · · Score: 1

    When i proposed to my fiancee I gave her the ring and let her 'borrow' my PSP. Guess which she was more excited about ;)

  67. Diamonds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can say that diamonds are no longer a girls best friend all you want, but I'm certainly not going to be the one to present my girl with a new CPU or a copy of Vista for our anniversary. You guys try that and let us know how it works, ok?

  68. Re:I am a woman who loves technology and hates sho by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

    I don't understand the shoe thing either. All of my "nice" shoes for work are $10-$20 thingies from Walmart or Payless or whatever. Why would people buy shoes with prices in the three or even four digit range? They're all strappy and look like they'ld break the first time you wear them anyways. I'd take anything tech related instead of the waste of money that is designer shoes.

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  69. In Other Words... by E++99 · · Score: 1

    The alternate spin being, "most women still run to men when their computer does something unexpected." (Which is not a put-down. We run to them for the really important stuff.)

    1. Re:In Other Words... by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my husband was a great help last night when I whined that ndiswrapper was being a bitch. He still needs my help setting up Thunderbird to check his email. But, to be fair, I still can't figure out how to use speeddial on my cellphone.

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  70. Samantha Jones... by csoto · · Score: 1

    sure has a lot of "tech toys."

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  71. just a little insulted by reachums · · Score: 1

    The study found over the next five years women see themselves increasing their activities in six tech areas: digital cameras, cell phones, e-mail, camera phones, text messaging and instant messaging.

    ok, am I the only woman insulted by this? if we get right down to it they are saying women will be more interested in Communication and Photography. If they were talking about women between the ages of 50 and 70 I'd be impressed, those are things my mother is just starting to get in to, but she is 57. I've been IMing on and off since I was 12, I'm just simply not impressed.

    I'm 23 and in the next 5 years I see MYSELF increasing MY activities in Databases, Networking and Network Security, Linux, and Mac Troubleshooting. Granted, I'm Tech, but my non Tech friends are looking to increase their activities in Web design, and Computer Building.

    BTW, Most girls, don't consider Text Messaging, e-mail, Instant Messaging, or any kind of phone a "technology"; I'll give them digital camera, but in 5 years it will be considered old hat just like the rest.

    More inline with the subject of the article. I would prefer tech to diamonds, mostly because, well, when am I going to need diamonds? I will need that new hard drive, and I'll use that ipod, pay for my WOW subscription for the month or two and you'll be my hero. I have one piece of jewelry with diamonds in it and that's my engagement ring, I didn't want any on my wedding band, I don't want any earring, necklaces, or bracelets with diamonds on them, I'd much rather have fuses or RAM(http://www.thinkgeek.com/apparel/jewelry/). No, really, I would.

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  72. obviously you're not married by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you'd know "from this day forward" ain't part of it.

  73. Re:I'd take a healthy dash of doubt on those numbe by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1
    And lastly.. does the thought "well, I rebooted Windows and everything worked fine" count as "computer trouble-shooting" ?

    That's what Microsoft tech support tells me to do all of the time - the only other thing they've told me to do is to reinstall Windows.

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  74. Better? by hotsauce · · Score: 1

    Depends on what you mean by "better".

    For some reason, it's the arts depts that have the women I am most attracted to, not the science.

  75. Rediculous by csplinter · · Score: 1

    HA! Women useing computers, next thing you know they will want to drive cars!

    1. Re:Rediculous by DarkDragonVKQ · · Score: 1

      girls on the interweb? NO WAI!!!! - as quoted from some user on Gamefaqs.

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  76. Depends on the definition by Lanoitarus · · Score: 1

    It all depends how you define "trouble-shooting", and although I would tend to agree with you that the number sounds high at first glance, keep in mind that the /. crowd probably uses a higher standard when defining troubleshooting than they did. For all we know they defined it as "checking to make sure the cords all appear to be connected to sockets they seem to fit into" (thats about the limit of my moms "troubleshooting" before she gives up and calls me)

  77. Re:I am a woman who loves technology and hates sho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geeze, so much stereotyping on this thread. The thought that women are incapable of being as high tech as guys is lame, just as the idea that women who are into shoes, and fashion are all idiots. I know many really attractive, obviously fashion concious girly girls who are making killer money in "men's" industries. Oh wait, my wife is one of those..... Today's women are doing it all. Let's stop the B.S.

  78. Maybe Not by Lanoitarus · · Score: 1

    > I think you'r mixing up "troubleshooting" and "fixing". The first does not imply the second.

  79. TV? Not So Much... by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    But that 32" Apple Cinematic Display excites me in a way I can't explain. I don't even have a video card to drive it at the moment -- I'm pretty sure my 12" powerbook isn't capable and I'd need to upgrade my desktop's video card. However if I did that I could open like 30 bash terminals without having any overlap! Awww yeah...

    I'm looking to buy one of these, and I guarantee you that several of my female co-workers will consider it to be as cool as I do. I'm pretty sure I can get both the guys and gals in marketing and sales drooling over it as well.

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  80. Fantastic! by Xaremos · · Score: 1

    I am really wanting one of the new "books" that one can download book text into, and I really want a new digital camera, and well, the list goes on! Maybe I can ask my significant geek if we could rescript our merging patterns and gift allotments so I can get tech toys instead of jewelry. And I want free upgrades for life.

  81. Hear that? by operagost · · Score: 1
    Hundreds of DeBeers shareholders just jumped out of windows.

    Just kidding!

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  82. Re:I am a woman who loves technology and hates sho by jameseyjamesey · · Score: 1

    "all" is the operative word. You are the rare exception to women.

  83. This didn't work with my wife for some reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me:

    You can't make this stuff up. These are facts and as such, we must follow them to their logical conclusion. In order to keep my wife happy, I will be ordering an 80" high def TV this weekend.

    Thanks for your cooperation,
    AC

    Wife:

    Remember when you said that we should get a new high def instead of buying the engagement ring? Yeah... that didn't work.... ;)

  84. Let see here... by GmAz · · Score: 1
    "The survey, commissioned by U.S. cable television's Oxygen Network that is owned and operated by women,

    First, this survey was taken by women for women. I would be inclined to say that perhaps that the Oxygen Network could have went out and found a specific type of woman to survey to help their results.

    found the technology gender gap has virtually closed with the majority of women snapping up new technology and using it easily.

    Hmm, a women's lib network saying that the gender gap is virtually closed. Wonder what would happen if Spike TV were to interview just men and ask the same question. Of course all the pro woman's lib women would say its virtually gone. If they didn't, it would be like saying they failed, and we all know how women hate being wrong.

    Women were found on average to own 6.6 technology devices while men own 6.9, and four out of every five women felt comfortable using technology with 46 percent doing their own computer trouble-shooting."

    Lets see, Ipod - Check, Cellphone - Check, TiVo - Check, Palm Pilot - Check, Compaq Computer - Check, Digital camera - Check. As for doing their own computer trouble-shooting, I would bet they mean they dial the phone to Compaq's computer support themselves instead of making their husband/boyfriend do it for them.

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  85. WHAA?? by chrnb · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I never understood that "diamonds are a girls best...." thing i always thought it was a dick ^^

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  86. hot and bothered by Glog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    46% of women doing their own PC-troubleshooting, eh? I guess that is equivalent to me doing my own car maintenance by glancing at the odometer and then at the oil change sticker to figure out if it's time for another oil change.

    1. Re:hot and bothered by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Insightful?
      Funny at best, sexist,ignorant, and egotistical at worse.

      So, did you refrain from buying your wife a watch because the stove has a clock?

      oh wait, you would need the social skill to be able to talk to a woman.

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  87. Artificials by phorm · · Score: 1

    You briefly mention it, but I think that it's the artificial diamonds that are probably keeping DeBeers et al up late at night with nightmares of profit-loss.

    When we're talking about a substance that is cheaper, and most easily identifiable by its lack of flaws in comparison to the competing product, then I'd imagine that DeBeers is not very happy. I'm also happy that it appears the Canadian industry has resisted DeBeers takeover, probably because they were dealt with rather heavy-handedly to start with.

    Still, in the end I'd rather go for a Sapphire, it's nicer - though possibly a bit more costly - and I'll just try to avoid any that might be associated with the evil aforementioned rock merchants.

    As another aside, I believe that humans were supposed to make nice diamonds, so I might opt to become one after being cremated, as the end result would be of more social and sentimental value than an urn full of dust (assuming there's enough in me to make a diamond from).

    1. Re:Artificials by 9x320 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be so sure they'll hold on for long. The entry says, "Currently, De Beers is involved in a joint venture that is developing a diamond prospect in Canada," so I think they're after them. I'd rather buy from the Canadian company, just because I like its Indiana Jones-like founding story.

      10 geologist nerds with a dream go on a trip to the Northwest Canadian wilderness to mine for ore in a place one thought barren and worthless and end up filthy rich. When The History Channel interviewed them, they all looked dressed in filthy rags and it seemed like they hadn't spent even a bit. They're owners of a multi-billion dollar company and what do they do with the money? They donate it to charity, just like Henry Paulson!

  88. So what? by ThousandStars · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Who gives a shit whether you own a "tech" device -- and what the hell does that mean anyway? Does a cell phone count? Does a mortar and pestle? How about an iPod?

    What's more interesting is whether a) you can explain how a "tech" device works on a deep level and b) Whether you can alter it to make it more useful to you, whether through prgoramming or hardware mods. That's what they should be thinking about, not whether you have sufficient extra income to buy such devices.

  89. Easy to figure by phorm · · Score: 1

    Go to a shoe store. Go look at the men's section, then go to the women's section. Compare sizes, variety of selection, etc.

    Compare the amount of customers buying shoes, especially non-utilitarian and/or expensive shoes (although workboots with steel-toes, etc are rather pricey).

    My girlfriend, mother, sister, grandmother, and many other women I know are insane about shoes. I do have female friends that are much more practical about it, and like me they look at which shoes will last the longest and still look decent, but overall I've found most women I know have a large number of fancy overprice shoes that rarely get worn.

  90. as a 6 year old girl, I wanted a robot. by nebulae_spiral · · Score: 1

    Now I have one that cleans my floor. This article applies to me. I don't want diamonds, I dont want shoes, I wana nanotech neuro-implants and holographic input devices so I can grab chunks of code and pull them into eachother. I want a smart house. I love my blackberry, but wish it had GPS. I would rather get ram than flowers. I once dated a rock star but his home-made touch screen is what really turned me on. I love my bluetooth headset, but it the rad factor would be so much highter if it was actually attached to my head and displayed information about everything around me in scrolling semi-opaque molly-esqe shades. I want an invisibility cloak. I want to clone elvis. I want to create a unified application environment so I only have to change my address once when I move. I want my own dev team that will build my whims. I want to aquire microsoft ( or at least have the ability to. ). I want to find a boyfriend who doesnt ask how much longer will you be? when Im coding and in the zone. I want to apply the brains thought and memory process to a search engine. and THEN, I might want to go shoe shopping. on ebay.

  91. Blood diamonds by MsGeek · · Score: 1

    There is also the not-so-small matter of "Blood diamonds" or "Conflict diamonds," where diamonds mined in areas of Africa suffering civil wars are used to finance conflicts. Do you really know where that diamond came from? If you don't, you might be fueling rape and murder in war-torn countries.

    I'd rather have a techie toy than a diamond. When I got married, I dissuaded my spouse-to-be from buying me a diamond because at that time most diamonds were either coming out of South Africa or brokered by the South African DeBeers cartel and South Africa was still under Apartheid. I got a Claddagh ring, with no stone, instead. No way in HELL did I want to support the Apartheid South African regime. South Africa managed to shrug off Apartheid without major bloodshed, thankfully. However, if I was to do it all over again I would do the same because of the issue of Blood diamonds/Conflict diamonds.

    More on Blood diamonds/Conflict diamonds:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_diamonds
    http://www.think.com.my/article.cfm?art_ID=30

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    1. Re:Blood diamonds by geekoid · · Score: 1

      What about the child and sweatshop labor that goes into your tech toys?

      oh wait, you like those so we will turn a blind eye.

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  92. Fun metric / /. poll by uarch · · Score: 1
    Women were found on average to own 6.6 technology devices while men own 6.9
    That could be a fun metric. I'm trying to think offhand how many "technology devices" I own and I keep coming up with some insane number.

    What defines a "technology device?" Does my TV count? What about an exercise bike with a built-in computer? How about a binary coded decimal clock? Is my stero 1 device or can you split it into reciever and dvd player for 2 devices?

    I say we come up with a tigher definition and fire up a /. poll... I'm betting the /. average is at least 15.
  93. Right, people doing thier own troubleshooting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean that they call tech support who does all the thinking for them. I doubt that men AND women do thier own troubleshooting at a rate closer to about a 15%. After talking to alot of people about computers, i have come to the conmclusion that most don't know the difference between an Icon and a window. How can these people troubleshoot anything computer related?

  94. So, this means that I could have by indytx · · Score: 1

    saved money by buying my wife an iPod?

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  95. From the article by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

    "Even more spectacular is that the number of female subscribers to Slashdot has doubled from 0.001% to 0.002%."

  96. Cluster fsck by saskboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Question is: How many Girlfriends can One Geek Man (TM) handle with his Linux expertise?"

    I just imagined a Beowulf cluster of girls running Linux, and almost had a kernel leak.

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  97. not owned and operated by women by heroine · · Score: 1

    It's owned by Paul Allen. Saying it's owned by women is like saying those giant SUVs roaring around during weekdays are owned by the housewives who drive them. Don't believe every survey Oxygen puts out.

  98. Don't discount women in tech by smartalix · · Score: 1

    We're currently developing a website for electronic engineering students, and our team has as many women on it as men. www.eeExperience.com. They are aggressive, knowledgeable, and positive. Those who dismiss women in tech don't know tech.

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    1. Re:Don't discount women in tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aggresive is not a good quality. Not in men, not in women.

  99. Bad article title. by camryl · · Score: 1

    The reason diamonds are a girl's best friend are their resale value, so that she has something to live on after she dumps her unfaithful boyfriend. Is technology resellable? Not so much.

    Of course, none of this would matter if women made as much money as men, so that women could afford to stop viewing men as success objects.

    (Being female, I have no sense of humor...)

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  100. Re:I am a woman who loves technology and hates sho by QuantumFTL · · Score: 1

    Stereotypes are part of human psychology because, more often than not, they are statistically the right thing to think. If you buy into Bayesian reasoning, every statement has a "prior" value - a degree of belief assigned to it before any actual information on that statement has been gathered.

    It is the experience of most individuals that true computer 'geeks' are rare among females, and therefore it is especially surprising to find one. Many of the few female CS majors I knew while doing my degree were anything but computer geeks (indeed I think they were very much bothered by them).

    In most situations these stereotypes help an individual because a male geek is less likely to start spouting unappreciated computer nonsense out to a random female until and unless he has reason to believe (sometimes incredulously) that she would "get" it.

    Another factor is that it seems (though this is a bit contraversial) that while the average intelligences of males and females are the same, that the standard deviation is somewhat higher for males. So there are fewer "genius" level females, but also fewer "idiot" level males. There is a hypothesis that this may be explained by X chromosome-linked genetic factors, which have much higher variation when a single gene is present (in males) than in females. Another explaination is that males are born in a ratio that's totally unnecessary, which explains why males are much more likely to engage in risky behavior, and possibly even express genetic traits in a more risky fashion. This article has a bit more along those lines, though I cannot vouch for its authority.

    I really hate how political correctness has surpressed studies of these types of things - I'm very much a feminist and believe it is important to continue to advance the rights of females, after all even conservatives should see that it's important to make the best use out of your population. I really hate seeing someone get in trouble for saying these things are issues that should be studied.

  101. Re:I am a woman who loves technology and hates sho by AriaStar · · Score: 1

    Clearly you didn't read that last line to pick up on the humor.

  102. Oooh! Shiny! by DaveInAZ · · Score: 1

    Yeah, apparently it's only the blonde (Oooh! Shiny!) bimbos who started the whole "diamonds are a girl's best friend" crap in the first place that can't figure out that a $4,000 flat panel TV is more desirable than a "diamond solitaire necklace", which can be purchased for $99 at any Zales Jewelers. I wonder if the stats would be the same if they specified "equal value".

    1. Re:Oooh! Shiny! by TheWormThatFlies · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that the marketing department of De Beers started that crap, actually.

      If my boyfriend and I get engaged, we're getting ourselves a data projector. It may not be forever, but a good few years of big-screen anime will certainly be a lot more fun than a stupid sparkly rock -- sure, you can cut glass with it, but that's pretty much the only redeeming quality.

  103. Piffle by spx · · Score: 1

    "Women don't feel like they have been given credit for what they know and they are condescended to," Laybourne said. Are there just a bunch of retards writing this shit? I dont need credit for what I know I know, I know it - thats all that matters. And if I dont know it, I research and learn from not knowing (bet that came out bad since Im sick lol). The study found over the next five years women see themselves increasing their activities in six tech areas: digital cameras, cell phones, e-mail, camera phones, text messaging and instant messaging. I guess its good to try and learn, but how many of these things has a woman not touched or been near? Are the women from this article stuck in the 60's? IM's? Seriously....fuck a diamond, I need a bigger HD.

  104. Women love to talk by the_mushroom_king · · Score: 0

    Women will always embrace any technology that allows them to nag better, faster, and/or cheaper.

  105. Re:I am a woman who loves technology and hates sho by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

    Well, to reverse gender roles, I am guy who is currently wearing designer shoes.

    Specifically, I am wearing the Supervog, which is Satan-resistant, a feature not available from the discount shoes.

    Also, I only own one computer (an old laptop), my camera uses film, and my TV is from 1984 and doesn't have a remote. I guess you could say that I am a guy who likes shoes more than tech, although I am for some reason posting on slashdot...

  106. 6--7 items of tech on average? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    how exactly are "technology devices" defined here anyway?

    I mean, even the stick monkeys use to catch termites is an technology device isn't it? Seems a little narrow to define it in such a way that people could reasonably obtain an average of less than ten "devices"

    Perhaps they mean electronic devices, but even there, it seems a pretty low number of items. How many digital watches, televisions with remote controls, dvd players, automatic appliances, computer controlled engine timings, cassette players, radios, clocks, calculators, smart-chip credit cards, and whatnot are simply ignored to produce a number of ~7 devices?

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  107. Shut the hell up by geekoid · · Score: 1

    no one cares. we know diamonds are artificially priced.

    His point is still valid.

    Of course, you don't care about the point, you are just looking for a chance to make some vague point about De Beers.

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    1. Re:Shut the hell up by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1

      no one cares. we know diamonds are artificially priced.

      I see that you not only know with absolute certainty what everyone thinks (including myself presumably - since a negative of "no one" would be "everyone"), but you also think of yourself as multiple persons, or possibly a member of royalty, hence the use of "we" where other, normal people would have used "I" instead.

      Of course, you don't care about the point, you are just looking for a chance to make some vague point about De Beers.

      For your next, I am sure as equally successful as this one, telepathic trick I suggest you try connecting to Osama Bin Laden and divining his precise whereabouts from his innermost thoughts. I hear there is good money and fame awaiting someone so exceedingly skilled as yourself in remote rectal projection, which naturally would free you of having to burden yourself with these mundane chores of enlightening such lowly rabble here on Slashdot as to your superior intellect and your astronomical snot.

  108. Podcast tribute to the ladies who dig tech gear by messagingtimes.com · · Score: 1

    Here's a little podcast tribute to the ladies who dig cool tech stuff more than diamonds. All the best Tom

  109. Not surprising you posted as anonymous coward by Kaiganeru · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The AC said this:
    From my experiance in a university computer science department the vast majority of the women that are in the department (suprisingly there are actually in the double digits) are excellent at theory but absolutly have no idea how to write code. They usually pass classes that require coding by suducing one of the lonely male students into doing it for them. In contrast there are three or four females that are excellent coders. It's probably safe to say that each person has a differant way of thinking about things which may allow him/her to work problems more/less sucessfully than others.

    I'm not surprised you posted as "anonymous coward" -- fear often has to masquerade. Do we first express surprise and doubt that you've been anywhere near a university with your poor spelling and written communication, or do we run with an outdated stereotype that computer people can't spell or use language properly?

    Nearly everything you said was an outdated stereotype created by men (term loosely used) to ward off women from an area that they felt was theirs. Interestingly enough, you also insulted the men.

    Look at this: They usually pass classes that require coding by suducing one of the lonely male students into doing it for them.

    The "vast majority" of women pass classes this way. You are acknowledging that there are a consider number (enough to merit vast, in any case) but then suggesting that women use their sexuality to obtain a decent grade -- and that the men are poor suckers who can't laid without some "hot" chick giving some in order to get her work done.

    This post, while extraordinarily offensive, says so much more about you than it does about your purported experience in a university. A guy who can't even spell the word "seduce"; you've given away how badly you wish your stereotype would come true for you.

    In point of fact? Most of the tech "lonely geek" guys that you talk about aren't either. It's not the 80s. Tech "Geeks" are generally hot guys, and as such aren't threatened by their female counterparts. The ones who are threatened? Guys who are insecure and therefore feel the need to belittle others in order to maintain their position on top of the heap.

    Oh.. and if you are are as careful in writing code as you are in language, where code is far less forgiving of errors, you'll end up without even the comfort of a job to allow you to continue in a belief system more outdated than an 8088.

    -- The women are coming to "suduce" and take away male jobs -- run away, ran away quickly!

  110. Gender, Gender, Gender.... by kcidybom · · Score: 1

    Okay, I guess so, but:

    The problem lies in the differences between the perceptions and expectations of men and women who spend their lives outside of the narrow confines of Technovokia. Men who are not coders, analysts, engineers, etc. see a world where technical capability is still a basic requirement and, for the most part, go about developing that capability. Women who choose careers in non-technical fields, however, are less likely to develop the same capability. This is not inate, but is a reflection of the society at large.

    This is not a huge problem, at least not yet, but it will be unless effective counter-measures are taken. As technologies, of all stripes and hues, continue to work their way into the daily life of everyone, those who are on the most familiar terms with those technologies will profit while those who are not will be marginalized.

  111. Don't be ridiculous by jswalter9 · · Score: 1

    Diamonds are still a girl's best friend because they're a pointless waste of resources.

    Tech is too useful to fill the same role.

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    Retired from software... maybe. Sort of.
    1. Re:Don't be ridiculous by spx · · Score: 1

      So is a man that you have to ask numerous times to take the trash out. *grin*

      I kid, I kid!

  112. Sometimes the frivoloity is the motivation. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    I'm a guy who's lucky enough to be currently involved with a woman who also shares an interest in technology, and I just have to say, I'd probably think twice before giving her a plasma TV as an important gift, versus say a piece of jewelry.

    The TV -- or, for that matter, an iPod, or a new computer, or a Apple Cinema Display -- is probably more useful, but that doesn't mean it's as good a gift. Sometimes the things that you want to receive as gifts aren't the same things as what you just flat-out want to own. I have no doubt that if my girlfriend wanted a new iPod, she'd buy a new iPod.

    It seems a little backwards, but sometimes you buy someone something as a gift because of its limited real-world utility. You're giving it to them because you want to give them something, that's it. When the object is utterly useless for anything else, it's a sort of unstated guarantee that there's no competing motive. With the HDTV, there's a sort of open question as to whether I'm giving it as a gift to her, or if I'm giving it as a gift because I really want an HDTV and this is a good excuse to buy one. (Hey, I get to watch the TV too, right?)

    Even if your girl says that she'd like a TV as much as she'd like a rock, not insignificant amounts of personal experience have taught me that the reaction you will get when you give someone something that you have absolutely no use for, that they would never purchase for themselves, and is clearly nothing but an expression of your feelings for them, is a lot more impressive than if you give them something more utilitarian. Particularly if it's a surprise.

    Want to be on the safe side? Buy both. Or combine an expected-but-utilitarian gift with a frivolous-but-surprising one. Tough go to wrong there.

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  113. Surprise? Not really. by Ne-fishy · · Score: 1

    Diamonds were never my friend. I'd drool over a new graphics card before I ever drooled over a rock (though I will say shiny things catch my eye, but that does not nescessarilly mean gold or diamonds). On V-Day this year I was given a book and a new game. For my birthday I'm getting a new hard drive (and possibly 2GB more RAM).

    Guys always react with wide eyes whenever they find out I do something even remotely connected to computers besides IMing and posting on my favourite sites. Tell me, why is it such a surprise? And why on earth did they (Oxygen Network) take so long to finally figure this out?

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    1. Re:Surprise? Not really. by spx · · Score: 1

      Same. ON took so long b/c they were looking at diamonds and being bedazzled. For the first Mothers Day (after my first born) I got a new HD, it kinda became tradition, I now have one I stil.l have yet to fill up lately. Another year (since no need of a HD) I got a really nice glinder/recliner chair. I would prefer something for my computer more than some poofy thing that more than likely, I will never use. Least w/pc things, I know they will have good use. :) O and for shiney things I mention my keyboard has shiny buttons? Sometimes I just sit there and look at the shiny shiny keys, o la la...

    2. Re:Surprise? Not really. by Ne-fishy · · Score: 1

      I suddenly have the urge to hunt down a shiny keyboard and buy it.

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    3. Re:Surprise? Not really. by spx · · Score: 1
    4. Re:Surprise? Not really. by Ne-fishy · · Score: 1

      Cheers. :)

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      How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A fish.
  114. Definition of a 68? by xenn · · Score: 1

    Go down on me and I'll owe you one.

  115. It's basic math by FishinDave · · Score: 1

    From TFA: "Women, on average, ... would appreciate a digital video camera more than a pair of designer shoes... three of four women would prefer a new plasma TV to a diamond necklace."

    Well, DUH! One need only compare closing bids on eBay! Money is a girl's best friend. That's why men must earn more than women do for the same work - so we can afford them!

  116. Re:I am a woman who loves technology and hates sho by spx · · Score: 1

    I prefer slippers, walking around since I work from home, and scratching my.... But seriously, shoes are bad. Shopping worse, people always in my way, stepping on my toes that already hurt from being in 'girlie' shoes.....where are my Vans? :X