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Power Suit Promises Super-Human Strength

anthemaniac writes "LiveScience is reporting out of NextFest on a Japanese-built power suit that amplifies the strength of its wearer. The onboard computer is hooked up to sensors that monitor natural movements, then it inflates cuffs to boost lifting power. The Power Assist Suit could be used by hospital workers to move heavy patients, the researchers say."

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  1. Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let the Mech Wars BEGIN!

    1. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Brickwall · · Score: 3, Funny
      You have it wrong.

      Iron Man lives!

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    2. Re:Let me be the first to say... by icj · · Score: 2, Funny

      They are currently working on a model that can only be piloted by teenaged schoolgirls in the event a giant monster attacks earth.

    3. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Spikeles · · Score: 1

      Ah.. does this mean we can all be Robot Jox now??

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    4. Re:Let me be the first to say... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      You can be robot jox if you want, but just don't try to sit down while wearing that contraption. You'll never get back up again, and you'll look a bit silly.

    5. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Spikeles · · Score: 1

      Nah, Can't be Robot Jox without a secret Green Laser

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    6. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Epistax · · Score: 4, Funny

      No no. This is just why you never make a character with more than 4 strength; it's just a waste. The suit gives you plenty to hold the largest weapons with no penalties and lets you put points into the far more valuable int and agi.

    7. Re:Let me be the first to say... by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      I really wish they would start mass-producing these things and selling them. I've got this alien bitch on my ship that I would really like to throw out the airlock.

      -Eric

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    8. Re:Let me be the first to say... by WinDoze · · Score: 1

      It's actually not clear if Iron Man lives. Ozzy does appear to have some basic brain stem function... depends on your definition of "living" I suppose.

    9. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      How the hell are you supposed to get past the ants at the beginning, then?

      Great idea, there. Make a game where you can customise your character however you want, then make the first level full of stuff that you can only get past via brute combat ability.

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    10. Re:Let me be the first to say... by LiquidRaptor · · Score: 1

      sneak works wonders

    11. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      No no. This is just why you never make a character with more than 4 strength; it's just a waste. The suit gives you plenty to hold the largest weapons with no penalties and lets you put points into the far more valuable int and agi.

      And I speak from experience when I say you are utterly hosed when the power supply fails and your 4 strength gives you just enough penalties to prevent you from being strong enough to manually release yourself from the powersuit, thus creating a slightly squirming, very expensive mechanical statue.

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    12. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Epistax · · Score: 1

      Actually you should be able to take them on just fine. There's plenty of healing stuff. Perception doesn't matter so eat it up. The only hard part is the guy at the end, and if your INT is high enough you can bluff your way out. Don't get any weapons, just use fists.

      Melee (fists), Small Guns, Throwing. The only three you need.

    13. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      I always bluff my way past the guy at the end. It's getting to him in the first place that's the problem. You can't bluff past ants and scorpions.

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  2. SNL by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1, Funny

    They're going to (clap) pump you up!

    1. Re:SNL by PDXNerd · · Score: 4, Informative

      Or at least pick you up - here are some better pics and a whole slew of great information from the horses mouth. http://www.we.kanagawa-it.ac.jp/~yamamoto_lab/pas/ index.htm

    2. Re:SNL by losingcalm · · Score: 1

      This is mostly irrelevant, but I believe it's We're gonna pump you up!

    3. Re:SNL by eck011219 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thanks for the link. I'm assuming it doesn't amplify strength enough to worry about breaking your wrists beyond the metal sleeve - I wonder, though. Anything that amplifies strength runs the risk of exceeding the limitations of the actual body underneath, you know?

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  3. Starship Troopers anyone? by Scooter's_dad · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now all we need are little jet packs on the ankles.

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    1. Re:Starship Troopers anyone? by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

      And nukes. Nothing like portable nukes for takin' out the Skinnies.

    2. Re:Starship Troopers anyone? by idonthack · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Combine this with the recently renewed efforts by the marines to develop a system to deploy soldiers from space, and we're pretty much there.

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  4. Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While the application of strengh-enhancing "suits" to care centers like hospitals and nursing homes may be unique, the idea has been around forever in both Sci-fi and military research programs. Battery life is the main issue for real suits, and this one with 30 minutes of power is no different. Unlike military applications, though, 30 minutes ought to be plenty to assist in the movement of heavier patients or simply augmenting the strength of waif-like Japanese nurses. In the battle theater, though, 30 minutes is woefully short.

    Other possible applications is in the rescue operations in the aftermath of a large earthquake or hurricane. We use tools to augment our strength all the time, from the fork to the forklift, we use these tools to do things that we just can't do ourselves.

    I welcome our new Japanese mecha suit nurse overlords.

    1. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by Freaky+Spook · · Score: 2, Funny
      In the battle theater, though, 30 minutes is woefully short.

      You've obviously never seen an arnie movie ;) In 30 minutes he can defeat an entire army with a bag full of weapons, and save his daughter.
      This suit could allow Arnie to do it in 15 at least!!!

    2. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by NinjaFarmer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually 30 minutes for a supported combat air drop could be pretty useful. 30 minutes of human mobility tank could be used to sieze a drop zone or helecoptor landing site. After that you lose the strength and mobility on the suit, but you still have the heavy weapons and special forces soldiers in those suites on site. Getting the suites OUT may be a problem, and the entrance is anything but subtle, but if you are going for real "shock-and-awe" type of assault a powered suit like that would be pretty good.

    3. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by ptbarnett · · Score: 1
      In 30 minutes he can defeat an entire army with a bag full of weapons, and save his daughter.

      Even when the same guy with a beard arises from the dead and gets killed at least once more.

    4. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by FuturePastNow · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Imagine what a few helicopter-loads of soldiers, armed with miniguns and impervious to small-arms fire, could do in 30 minutes. They could sieze any building in the world and hold it until their batteries died or reinforcements showed up.

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    5. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by briancnorton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      30 minutes is an eternity in modern battle. Most firefights last a few seconds.

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    6. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by lymond01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, for military purposes, the suit doesn't really need to be small, or even fit through a standard door frame. Like a post above, Starship Troopers (the book not that...other thing) had a suit that made them over 7 feet tall and could carry all kinds of ordinance. Probably room for more than 30 minutes of battery life in a suit like that. Just need to build the motor with enough power to lift the giant duracells. (Possibly solar cells for desert runs?)

    7. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by Derosian · · Score: 1

      Couldn't they just carry multiple packs of batteries...

    8. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      I imagine the supply line required to keep these things operational would be quite long. You'd not only have to take along extra batteries (requiring space on the suit itself or another vehicle altogether) or a power plant/generator to recharge the suits or a combination of both. The suits would be too heavy and bulky in the off-state for soldiers to carry, not to mention that they're also probably trying to carry other weaponry. Once the batteries go dead, the suits are sitting ducks until they are either recharged or flown out.

      In combination with heavy armor, it might be useful as a wedge to hold down enemy small fire. The extra mobility gives it a possible advantage over helicopters which it would likely replace.

    9. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      Even behind the heavy shielding of a tank humans are vulnerable to RPGs and IEDs. Seeing as how these things probably would be considerably less shielded than a tank, and seeing as how most attacks, even by ill-equipped insurgents, come in the form of the aforementioned weaponry, the soldiers in super-suits would only be as good as their tactics. Their reduced mobility would be the primary drawback to using the suit in a firefight, I think.

    10. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by krunk4ever · · Score: 2, Informative
      This reminded me Berkeley's Exoskeleton project: BLEEX
      http://bleex.me.berkeley.edu/bleex.htm

      The Defense Advanced Research Project Agency (DARPA) funded the BLEEX project in 2000. Last November, U.C. Berkeley's Human Engineering and Robotics Laboratory, successfully demonstrated the first experimental Exoskeleton in which the pilot (i.e., the wearer) could carry a heavy load, while feeling only a few-pound load.
    11. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm imagining a nerd putting on one of these suits and approaching the bully who's been taking his lunch money. After 29 minutes of playing with his new super strength, he finally taps the bully on the shoulder. It's about this time that his battery dies. The camera pans to the side so we can only hear the gory details: wham, wham, wham! Shoop. Then the camera pans back to show our hero sitting in a trash dumpster, checking his battery. Supervolt. Nooooooo! Tune in for part two when our hero is sure he'll get even with the bully once and for all, now that his Supervolt battery has been replaced with a Sony one. Go get him, tiger.

    12. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Funny

      sony battery? i have to assume the sequel involves painful chemical burns?

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    13. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      Powered armor would be ideal for SWAT teams, I think.

    14. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by vz3phyre · · Score: 1

      of course to get people support they must used it in "GOOD INTENTS". But for politicians its all about $money

    15. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      These things would need to be a lot heavier and thicker to withstand assault rifle fire. Even if they are you can be sure that militaries are going to demand better armor piercing capabilities from their next generation of assault rifles.

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    16. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by NinjaFarmer · · Score: 1

      Really all you need is something that can withstand a 7.62 NATO round, as anything with more penetration is heavy, rare, unwieldy and definately not automatic. The suit should also be able to respond reactively to any such fire and neutralize it (Computer capabilities in the suit would be enormous with the equivalent of a cell processor 10 years advanced [360 cores eh?] and a real time operating system). RPGs could be actually shot down in single shots from the suit after picking off the guy who fires it.

    17. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

      No, at this point most of the energy would be expended lifting Arnold himself...

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    18. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 1

      Thank you Dr. Obvious... That was the joke. Good for you, you got it right! ;)

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    19. Re:Knock knock. Who's there? U.S. Military by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1
      Really all you need is something that can withstand a 7.62 NATO round, as anything with more penetration is heavy, rare, unwieldy and definately not automatic.

      Hand-held guns with more penetration are rare now, because they are not very useful in today's wars. Soldiers usually don't wear strong enough armor to make more than a 7.62 NATO round necessary. Tanks are too massive these days to penetrate with a rifle.

      But these power suits would make the reintroduction of stronger rifles necessary. Maybe the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.338_Lapua_Magnum in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullpup configuration to keep it compact. Only semi-automatic of course, because the recoil would be hefty.

      And I'm sure that most serious military forces would adopt something like that.
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  5. What about using it to beat the s4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    out of alien queens?

    1. Re:What about using it to beat the s4 by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Get away from her, you bitch!!!

      rj

  6. Dull by cowscows · · Score: 4, Funny

    Moving heavy patients? Was someone having a contest to see who could come up with the most boring use of super-human strength?

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    1. Re:Dull by Kabuthunk · · Score: 1

      Well, it's better than "Farmers can now throw bails onto even larger trucks to make less trips" :P

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    2. Re:Dull by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Moving heavy patients? Was someone having a contest to see who could come up with the most boring use of super-human strength?

      It may sound boring to you. Sounds like a really good idea to me...my mother, formerly a nurse, suffered a career-ending neck injury when she had to move a patient by herself in an understaffed nursing home. (The patient suffered from senile dementia, became combative, and she fell with the patient on top.)

      After fifteen years, two surgeries, and various physical therapies, she still has significant pain and disability.

      Sure, I want to trade in my Subaru for a mecha as much as any geek. But anything that prevents other nurses - the people who have the most impact on keeping you alive when you're hospitalized - from suffering a similar fate, sounds like a damn good idea to me.

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    3. Re:Dull by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Moving heavy patients? Was someone having a contest to see who could come up with the most boring use of super-human strength?

      Reverse it: strap it on to Gramps at 96 and watch him break-dance on a bed pan.

    4. Re:Dull by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Moving heavy patients? Was someone having a contest to see who could come up with the most boring use of super-human strength?

      Well, the server may need one now that it is on slashdot.

    5. Re:Dull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Flinging fat people around like trailers in a tornado is boring to you?

      Holy shit man I have to be at your next party

    6. Re:Dull by khallow · · Score: 1

      Moving heavy patients? Was someone having a contest to see who could come up with the most boring use of super-human strength?

      That's where the money is for something like this. If it were fast, you probably could pick up military applications too.
    7. Re:Dull by malraid · · Score: 1

      Remember, Japan can't have an army, so that's the cover up. Of course all of the suits have laser gun mount points standard. It a little like the Million Dollar Man

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    8. Re:Dull by slack-fu · · Score: 3, Funny

      You forgot to start that reply with... "You insensitive clod!"

    9. Re:Dull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure, I want to trade in my Subaru for a mecha as much as any geek.

      I'm sorry. Owning a Subaru automatically disqualifies you from owning a mecha.

    10. Re:Dull by AliasTheRoot · · Score: 1

      Similar thing happened to my mother, years of lugging heavy patients around has its toll.

    11. Re:Dull by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

      Good point, couldn't they also attach these to paraplegics and help them walk? I would have thought that this would be a more important application.

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    12. Re:Dull by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      I can think of another use... I had a friend whose mom worked in an understaffed nursing home. She caught some visitor doing something wrong and reported him to the police. He was arrested, but one of his friends came back to the nursing home and beat her to within an inch of her life, leaving her for dead. Luckily somebody else found her and called the medics. After a few surguries to repair the physical damage, she was still a clinically depressed, narcoleptic, single mother on a whole host of medications. I've lost touch with the friend in the intervening years, but the last time I talked to him, she was still on disability and couldn't hold a job for more than a few weeks. If only she'd had the mecha suit she could have defended herself and probably maintained her career.

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    13. Re:Dull by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

      Ditto for my late mother-in-law. Suffered a serious back injury moving a patient in the hospital she worked in. Only in her case it led to a slow spiral into pain killer addiction and eventually death.

    14. Re:Dull by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Only in her case it led to a slow spiral into pain killer addiction and eventually death.

      Damn. I'm sorry to hear that. For however little it's worth, you have my sympathies.

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  7. Equip all Spaceships with this, please by savi · · Score: 1

    I doubt I'm alone in thinking that all inter-stellar spaceships should be equipped with one of these near any airlock large enough for an Alien Queen Mother to fit through. I think we should start testing one of these on the ISS immediately.

    They mostly come at night.

    Mostly.

  8. Re:So... by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1
    how long until this concept is applied to implants?


    We have the technology.
  9. Let's get them all out of the way by Nova+Express · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. What could possibly go wrong?
    2. I for one welcome our new power-suited overlords!
    3. Does it transform into a semitruck?
    4. Put Rico's Roughnecks on standbye.
    5. Now we need to find a whining Japanese teenage boy who will be required to share living quarters with lots of hot girl and who be the only one who can pilot the mech to save the world.
    6. All hail our giant cyborg President! May death come quickly to his enemies!

    OK, we now return you to your regular Slashdotting.

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    1. Re:Let's get them all out of the way by triffid_98 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Gekigangar Punch?

    2. Re:Let's get them all out of the way by gbobeck · · Score: 1
      1. What could possibly go wrong?
            2. I for one welcome our new power-suited overlords!
            3. Does it transform into a semitruck?
            4. Put Rico's Roughnecks on standbye.
            5. Now we need to find a whining Japanese teenage boy who will be required to share living quarters with lots of hot girl and who be the only one who can pilot the mech to save the world.
            6. All hail our giant cyborg President! May death come quickly to his enemies!


      You forgot numbers 7 and 8:

      7. ?????
      6. Profit!!
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    3. Re:Let's get them all out of the way by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

      Now we need to find a whining Japanese teenage boy who will be required to share living quarters with lots of hot girl and who be the only one who can pilot the mech to save the world

      Should we call him Kira Yamato? At least Heero Yuy tried to kill his girlfriend.

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    4. Re:Let's get them all out of the way by JonathanR · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, a power suit wears you!

    5. Re:Let's get them all out of the way by munrom · · Score: 1

      There is no slashdotting to return to, you posted it all.

    6. Re:Let's get them all out of the way by Gryle · · Score: 1

      That is normal Slashdotting.

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    7. Re:Let's get them all out of the way by Tordek · · Score: 1

      you also seem to have forgotten 8

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    8. Re:Let's get them all out of the way by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 1

      ...but will it run Linux?

    9. Re:Let's get them all out of the way by gbobeck · · Score: 1
      you also seem to have forgotten 8

      Unfortunately, I hit submit before typo checking my post.

      My excuse for that is either "I've had a long day" or "My dog did it", your choice.
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    10. Re:Let's get them all out of the way by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      How could you forget...

      Blathering blatherskite!

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  10. Keep Out of Reach of Children by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Okay okay, okay, you can have all the cookies, Sandy; and I swear I won't tell Mommy, I swear!"

  11. Yeah yeah, patients etc. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 5, Funny

    My question is where are the dual minigun mounts?

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  12. Oh my god by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this suit gets a short while somebody is in mid-lift I hope it makes it on YouTube.

    1. Re:Oh my god by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      If this suit gets a short while somebody is in mid-lift I hope it makes it on YouTube.

      I'll give you a hint of what it would look like:

      http://www.bikexprt.com/witness/product/bushfalls. htm

  13. In other words by Hao+Wu · · Score: 4, Funny
    The Power Assist Suit could be used by hospital workers to move heavy patients, the researchers say.
    Or even fat people, possibly....

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    1. Re:In other words by slowtuna · · Score: 1

      I am Nurse Ratchet. I am here to move you.

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    2. Re:In other words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Your momma' so fat, the doctors needed a electrically assisted power suit to lift her onto the stretcher"?

  14. ISS and Night by Tavor · · Score: 1

    Day and Night on ISS are much different than on Earth. Day/night cycles don't really exist, and the shuttle flys from daylight to darkness very quickly.

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  15. And 2 years prior... by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 2, Informative

    The DARPA funded BLEEX was prototyped to allow soldiers to carry 70 pound packs across flat and sloped terrain with hopes of 150 pound capacity in the next 6 monthes.

    Both are wonderful applications for exoskeleton technology; between the nature of asymetrical warfare and the retirement of the baby boomers, I think we're going to see alot more veterans and grandpa's go robo. Now if we could only improve that 30 minute battery...

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  16. 'Elbow cuffs' by caitsith01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If this thing works buy supplying extra force at the joints, as it appears, then doesn't it carry a serious risk of injuring the extremities? For example, the suit might give you enough power via your elbows to lift something very heavy, but all that power is also being transferred through your wrists and fingers, which as far as I can see are unsupported and unaugmented. The amount of stress it could potentially put on those joints is a little worrying.

    I would think a system that covers the entire limb in questions would be far safer...

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    1. Re:'Elbow cuffs' by newt0311 · · Score: 1

      seems more of a question of being careful. if you use your arms and the hands just make sure the person/boject doesnot fall, that would be pretty safe.

    2. Re:'Elbow cuffs' by mad_minstrel · · Score: 1

      The limiting factor in lifting weights is muscle output, not skeletal integrity. Think of it this way: the champion weightlifter and the average geek have identical joints. (I expect though that there might be some slight difference between men and women.) Besides, you have a built-in notification system if something is more than you can handle: pain.

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    3. Re:'Elbow cuffs' by asuffield · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This exact point was raised by Masamune Shirow, many years ago (in Ghost in the Shell, I believe). A fully cyborg arm, attached to a test stand, could easily lift a one ton weight - but attached to a human body, attempting to do the same would simply rip the arm out of its shoulder socket. The point was that only total-conversion cyborgs, or near-total-conversion, would gain any significant boosts in ability to beyond the level that could be accomplished by a normal human - limb replacement is good enough in the case of injury, but wouldn't let you do very much that you weren't already able to do.

      Presumably a full-coverage powered suit would have a similar effect, compared to limited augmentation of a few joints or limbs. Of course, there is the additional problem that human joints aren't designed to move very fast for a sustained period of time, and driving them at high speed with external actuators may cause injury.

    4. Re:'Elbow cuffs' by swillden · · Score: 1

      Think of it this way: the champion weightlifter and the average geek have identical joints.

      Not true. Lifting weights not only increases muscle mass, over time it also increases bone thickness and strength, as well as strengthening tendons and ligaments. Google will find lots of evidence for you, but if you want some quick proof you can see, look at some peoples' wrists. The wrist has very little muscle over it, so wrist thickness is mostly just bone thickness (ignoring issues with excessive fat). You'll notice that very strong people also have very thick wrists, while your stereotypical skinny geek has very slender wrists. A couple years of regular weight training will thicken those bones up considerably.

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    5. Re:'Elbow cuffs' by not-enough-info · · Score: 1
      The point was that only total-conversion cyborgs, or near-total-conversion, would gain any significant boosts in ability to beyond the level that could be accomplished by a normal human - limb replacement is good enough in the case of injury, but wouldn't let you do very much that you weren't already able to do.

      Yes, but consider: maximum attainable performance without atrophy or training.
      I'd imagine getting 2x the strength/agility of your average untrained, unmaintained human self could be feasible and not harmful.
      Not bad in a pinch, not bad at all.
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  17. Re:Power suit by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Read Starship Troopers and ask which version the guys at DARPA will fund.

    This is from Japan. Their militaristic ambitions are still low (though perhaps on the rebound), while they have an aging popultion.

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  18. They could... by Tavor · · Score: 1

    Likely get longer use time by using some other form of power than electric.
    Granted, thats not as cool as elecrtic, but loading docks often have gas/diesel engines running, so one more won't hurt anything.

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  19. And IBM's recent response to SCO by chris_eineke · · Score: 1

    makes the SCO vs. IBM lawsuit a P-p-p-p-p-powersuit!

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    1. Re:And IBM's recent response to SCO by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Does it come with Steve Austin sound effects, such as the Tff Tff Tff Tff sound?

  20. alternate uses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The Power Assist Suit could be used by hospital workers to move heavy patients, the researchers say.
    "

    Or to defeat godzilla, wichever happens first.

  21. The real question is... by magicnico · · Score: 3, Funny

    What OS is on the onboard computer ?

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    1. Re:The real question is... by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      What OS is on the onboard computer ?

      Windows, of course. And it works just fi

    2. Re:The real question is... by mike2R · · Score: 1
      Windows, of course
      Now that's what I call a botnet..
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  22. Deja-Vu? by Warshadow · · Score: 1

    Didn't I read this same story about two years ago? right down to the lifting patients out of bed bit. Hmmm.

    1. Re:Deja-Vu? by Form-o-Stuff · · Score: 1

      This suit WAS at Nextfest 2 years ago. I know because I was there, and while they presented it as easy enough for anyone to use, when they took two volunteers, it resulted in one of the most awkward moments I've ever seen, or gotten a picture of: http://homepage.mac.com/somniac/.Pictures/nextfest 04/wussyboy2.jpg

  23. Queue the anime jokes! by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new Shining Gundam overlords.

    1. Re:Queue the anime jokes! by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Fuck, I misspelled "cue." Now I have to commit power-suit enhanced sepuku.

    2. Re:Queue the anime jokes! by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Funny

      You also misspelled "seppuku." : )

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    3. Re:Queue the anime jokes! by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      How can you misspell a transliteration from another language?

    4. Re:Queue the anime jokes! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      By using a spelling other than the one that triggers the "[definition]" link when you type it in Google, or the one that has a Wikipedia entry.

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  24. Double Entandra by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    So when somebody gets hurt and hires a lawyer, will the headline read Suit Suit ?

    1. Re:Double Entandra by chill · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of a CNN headline that read "Reno Extends Gore Probe". It was about Al Gore's arm-twisting phone calls for donations, made from his office. However, more could be read into it from just the headline. If you've ever seen a photo of Janet Reno that headline could give you nightmares!

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  25. But... by neuro.slug · · Score: 1

    But does it have a Varia Suit upgrade? I want a morph ball, too!

    -- n

  26. Missed the most important one of all... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    1. What could possibly go wrong?
    2. I for one welcome our new power-suited overlords!
    3. Does it transform into a semitruck?
    4. Put Rico's Roughnecks on standbye.
    5. Now we need to find a whining Japanese teenage boy who will be required to share living quarters with lots of hot girl and who be the only one who can pilot the mech to save the world.
    6. All hail our giant cyborg President! May death come quickly to his enemies!
    7. But does it run Linux?

    Well, does it?
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    1. Re:Missed the most important one of all... by Heembo · · Score: 1

      8. Includes new and improved "set up us the bomb" botton?

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  27. Iron Man Lives! by brouski · · Score: 1

    Free 40 ounce with every suit!

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  28. You know you're tired when by karnal · · Score: 1

    you read the previous post:

    Well, it's better than "Farmers can now throw bails onto even larger trucks to make less trips"

    and think that it said:

    Well, it's better than "Farmers can now throw balls onto even larger trucks to make less trips"

    and then proceed to wonder why Farmers are throwing balls on their trucks in the first place.

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    1. Re:You know you're tired when by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1
      Probably would have helped if he had spelled "bales" correctly. I'm usually not a spelling nazi but with my rural/agricultural roots, I can't help but comment on this one.

      Funny how someone's background results in specific pet peeves. I haven't lived there in 15 years, but as an Illinios native, you could blow my legs off and I'd crawl 300 yards on the bloody stumps to slap someone for pronouncing the "S" at the end.

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  29. Sounds like the birth of a fetish... by AmazingRuss · · Score: 5, Funny

    Japanese + nurses + mechasuit

    1. Re:Sounds like the birth of a fetish... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 5, Funny

      Japanese + nurses + mechasuit

      Maybe they can use them to fight off the tentacles?

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    2. Re:Sounds like the birth of a fetish... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      indeed, that's why I thought "BS" when I read their proposed application of patient ambulance. What they really want to do is to make an EVA unit for giant robot fights. Big O!

  30. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 1

    The one Biff was using looking a bit nicer.

  31. Re:Power suit by markov_chain · · Score: 1

    Heavy patients in *Japan*? Please. They are clearly fixin' to take over the world.

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  32. 70 pound pack? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    The DARPA funded BLEEX [berkeley.edu] was prototyped to allow soldiers to carry 70 pound packs across flat and sloped terrain with hopes of 150 pound capacity in the next 6 monthes.

    Having been in that business ... that's a little weak on the specifications. Soldiers already carry 70 pound packs across flat and sloped terrain (and swamps, and mountains, and everything else). 150 pounds is definitely getting up into the range of severe unpleasantness, but it's not that far out of the realm of possibility for a fit man to carry around. Actually, when you add everything up, some guys -- like those in a machine-gun or Mk. 19 team -- might be carrying close to that with a standard load of ammo. Not something you'd want to run a marathon carrying, but I haven't seen an augmentation system that could run a marathon, either.

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  33. Ready to Wear by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was at the NextFest last night, and I checked out the exoskeleton. If you think you get a blister when you wear shoes a little too big/small, you'll see how you get several inches rubbed off when you wear one of these contraptions. Maybe by the time they replace our outer layers with some synthetic materials we'll be ready to wear these things all day.

    There was a really cool android chick, extremely realistic, which didn't seem to mind at all as the humans grabbed and pulled at "her" body. Now that's something we'll probably have people wearing out more pretty soon.

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  34. Once this is in use... by John+Guilt · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...will there be a grandfather clause allowing me to keep voting?

    (What if the younger, semi-socialist R.A.H. had written "Starship Troopers"? He was still had that hazed-in loyalty to the military....)

  35. Stephen Hawking Built a Robotic Exoskeleton by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Pshaw, that's nothing. Read Stephen Hawking Builds Robotic Exoskeleton and be envious!

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  36. and in pictures by ElephanTS · · Score: 1
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  37. Wininng by __aawdrj2992 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this mean I can now use my nerdy prowess as a physical advantage?

    I.E.: finally win a armwrestling match for once in my life.

  38. Re:Power suit by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
    Heavy patients in *Japan*? Please.

    Well, somebody's gotta take care of those retired sumotori...

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  39. 180 pounds? by Smauler · · Score: 1

    Ok - I may be taller than the average person, and about a stone overweight - but I weigh around 230 pounds. I'd guess that around 50% of the male UK population is over 180lb. So this will need some refining if it ever comes here - and if it ever comes to the US - well, that's a different matter.

    It would, however, be far cooler being picked up by a mechanoid person than a vanilla person - I want to know what it sounds like too. If there weren't hydralic hisses and whirrs I wouldn't be happy. Even if the suit doesn't make the noises, they should add them. I just love the idea of being walked down a hospital corridor by a 100lb woman in a suit - whoosh click whoosh click. Ok, perhaps I'm letting my imagination go too far - I won't continue, lest I embarrass myself.

    1. Re:180 pounds? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      I won't continue, lest I embarrass myself.

      Too late!

      However: the only think cooler than woosh-click would be total silence. That's unnervingly cool.

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    2. Re:180 pounds? by Zaatxe · · Score: 1

      I'd guess that around 50% of the male UK population is over 180lb.

      Japanese people are usually lighter than that (specially the elderly ones and except sumo wrestlers). Besides, that's just a prototype, I'm sure they will improve its strenght and battery lifetime.

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  40. Rifleman's Creed v1.1 by __aawdrj2992 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is my powered armor suit. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My suit is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
    My suit, without me, is useless. Without my suit, I am useless. I must fire my tatical nuclear ordinance true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
    I must vaporize him before he shoots me. I will...
    My suit and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
    My armor suit is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its negative force feedback. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my powered armor suit clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
    Before God, I swear this creed. My suit and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life...
    So be it, until victory is Terra's and there is no enemy, but peace!

  41. Halo: Combat Evolved! by SleepySheep · · Score: 1

    So when do the real life Halo tournaments start?

  42. Re:Great.... by lahvak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now wreckless teens will be using these things to flip over my Honda.

    You mean they will do that to have a nice wreck, so they won't be wreckless any more?

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  43. handy by kbox · · Score: 1

    .. That doesn't look at all uncomfortable, bulky and impracticle.

  44. It might just be me, but... by xx01dk · · Score: 1

    ...why does it seem that every new "tanuki suit" that comes out has its inventors touting its usefulness in a hospital environment? I just seem to recall hearing about a new suit every couple of years or so that enhances muscles, and it seems like the first thing the inventors say is that it can be used to lift fat (oops I mean large or unweildy) patients and toss them around like mere feathers?

    I claim BS. You know damn well that most of this research is gov't funded to create uber-soldiers of the 'Battlefield of Tomorrow', but of course that doesn't make for getting the public behind your cause.

    Of course, that's the cynic in me. I can imagine dozens of uses outside of a hospital or Iraq. Construction, for starters...

    Queue Popular Science article in three, two, one...

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  45. I can't wait... by DarrylKegger · · Score: 1

    to strap one of these to my repulsively obese body. I miss walking. If they make them in my size then I should theoretically be able to make it down to KFC under my own steam, as it were.

    Potato and gravy never tastes so sweet as when you've earned it.

  46. Voice Activated by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, coming from Japan, the super-powers of this suit will be voice-activated. And not just regular-voice, or sotto voce, the wearer will be required to shout-out the desired function as it is being used.

    Fat-Person-Lifting Super-Strength!!!!
    New-Bride-Over-Threshold Ultimate-Lift!!
    Giant-Cherry-Blossom Power-Tree-Shaker!!!

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  47. Re:Let me be the first to say... Rofl by crizpiz · · Score: 1

    Rofl, its Earthworm Jim! Anyone remember him?

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  48. Sounds familiar... by Dopefish128 · · Score: 1

    Whoa. Flashbacks to Roujin Z.

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  49. hmmmm by rlbond86 · · Score: 1

    So the Brotherhood of Steel is actually Japanese...

  50. Re:Power suit by Anomolous+Cowturd · · Score: 1

    I woulda thought they'd die of heart failure before they reach retirement age.

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  51. M.A.N.T.I.S vs Exo-Squad by Polysics · · Score: 1

    I applaud the effort and think it's a great step in the right direction. It really makes me think that a suit of this type (slimmer and sexier of course) isn't far around the corner for our astronauts to wear as they get further and further into the unknown.

    it's really not a far stretch to mantis then but as cool as it would look, it would also open up the door for military application (though i'm sure they're already working on something of the nature...) in true exo-squad fashion.

    what was the name of that one with the 3 guys with the power suits? one for land, air, and sea. the air dude was ace macleod and i think the chick on the show was named krystal?... what was that one...

  52. Wonderful! by Sartak · · Score: 1

    We could use this "powered armor" to squash the Klendathu menace! And then totally ignore them for the movie!

  53. We really need this by psxman · · Score: 1

    Those stupid Personal Armor suits don't provide enough protection for heavy plasmas.

    1. Re:We really need this by Elemenope · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heck, you could make personal armor three times thicker, stick on an antigrav pack, and still that fscking heavy plasma...wait...oh, hell.

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  54. What's the price tag? by TheLink · · Score: 4, Informative

    If it's really expensive and stays expensive, it may be cheaper to hire someone strong enough to do the job. In lots of places the cost of labour is lower than in Japan.

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    1. Re:What's the price tag? by rabiddeity · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Problem is, Japanese society is highly xenophobic. I'm burning karma here, but this is from someone who has lived here for several years. They wouldn't let foreign workers into the country to do simple labor, for fear that they'd overstay their visas and cause crime and not learn to speak Japanese. Say what you will, but a racially/socially/economically homogeneous population has done loads to keep Japan's crime rates comfortably low, and they like it that way.

      So from that perspective, robotic assists seem like the way to go. Sick, but true.

    2. Re:What's the price tag? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      So from that perspective, robotic assists seem like the way to go. Sick, but true.

      This is also why the major developers of robots are car companies. Many Americans are saying "Why would a car company spend all this money on making robots?"

      The truth of it is that they are facing a labor shortage and see robotics as a better alternative to outsourcing or immigration.

      As opposed to US robots which are either utilitarian or military related. (Which we have obvious political reasons that we are engaged in for which I won't go into *coughs*)

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  55. Mr. Neutron by LordEd · · Score: 1

    http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/neutron.htm

    Voice Over: Mr Neutron! The most dangerous and terrifying man in the world! The man with the strength of an army! The wisdom of all the scholars in history! The man who had the power to destroy the world. (animation of planets in space) Mr Neutron. No one knows what strange and distant planet he came from, or where he was going to!... Wherever he went, terror and destruction were sure to follow.

    (Cut to Neutron's garden. He has three little picnic chairs out and is having tea with Mr and Mrs Entrail, a middle-aged couple. The lady, a little overdressed dominates. Mr Entrail sits there rather sourly.)

    Voice Over: Mr Neutron! The man whose incredible power has made him the most feared man of all time... waits for his moment to destroy this little world utterly!

    Mrs Entrail: Then there's Stanley ... he's our eldest ... he's a biochemist in Sutton. He's married to Shirley...

    Mr Neutron: (in a strange disembodied voice, grammatically correct but poor in intonation) Shirley who used to be the hairdresser?

    1. Re:Mr. Neutron by NaDrew · · Score: 1

      Probably my least-favorite Python episode (evar). It goes from slightly interesting and mildly funny premise to boring, boring, isn't this over yet, boring, blah blah blah.

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  56. Mastercard Commercial by PakProtector · · Score: 1

    2 Clan Extended Range PPCs - ~8 Tons 2 SRM Racks - ~4 Tons Mad Cat MkII - ~60 Tons Stepping on someone whose psyched over their new power suit like they're an insect: Priceless.

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  57. Or... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be cheaper to just label the fatso patient "two man lift"?

  58. Creations of Favorite Mario Powerup? by FireMotion · · Score: 2
    Yay!

    This poll comes closer and closer:

    Favorite Mario Powerup?
    • Mushroom (Super Mario Bros.)
    • Fire Flower (Super Mario Bros.)
    • Tanooki/Racoon Suit (Super Mario 3)
    • Kuribo's Shoe (Super Mario 3)
    • Cape (Super Mario World)
    • Metal Cap (Mario 64)
    • Rocket Nozzle (Mario Sunshine)
    • Mega-Mushroom (New Super Mario Bros.)


    (Okay, we already had the mushrooms.)
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  59. Does it come in... by sam991 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Orange? Or Green?

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  60. The difference between Japan and the US by mrjb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Japanese first think of the suit as a way to help (nurses) in hospitals.

    As usual, the first American thought is how this could be used in war.
    I find this a bit tiring at least. Don't you guys see how brainwashed you are?

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    1. Re:The difference between Japan and the US by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And the ever-righteous European is the first to turn a story about an augmented strength device into a slam on the US.

      Anyone who has seen Aliens or played MechWarrior can see the obvious potential military uses of this device.

    2. Re:The difference between Japan and the US by l0cust · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And I find this kind of generalisations more than a bit tiring:

      Ooh Japan builds super-strong robots to help the hospital nurses => cute japs !!111

      Some (supposedly) americans thought about military use as soon as they heard about it => WTF!!!11 sick-death mongering-carnage loving-americans !! You guys are soooo brainwashed !

      Just relax. If something stimulates the imagination then it is bound to be talked about. I am sure this power suit has its origin in some kid's dream who wanted to have super strength to beat up all the bullies or simply to be a superhero. Not every idea which has its origin in the quest for power is without possibilitis of constructive use. Countless people have been inspired by sci-fi books and movies which depicted wars/fights/gadgets used for general fighting and violence but a lot of them ended up creating something which helps the weakest sections of humanity to this very day.

      [for the hyper sensitive]No I have no particular feeling for or against Japanese,Korean, Mongolians, Americans or humans in general.

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    3. Re:The difference between Japan and the US by arthurh3535 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Gee, stereotype much?

      While the US has/have been working on exo-frame type technology for military purposes, it is not a purely "American" concept. USA and Japan have both had fictional characters based on "power armor" and such. Iron Man, Knight Sabers, Starship Troopers.

      Though isn't it interesting that the mundane or boring use is the first wide-spread use is going to be a pragmatic use?

      Innovation comes to where it is needed first, not where we necessarily want it to go.

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    4. Re:The difference between Japan and the US by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      Is that any more ironic than the fact that the Nobel Peace Prize is named for the man who invented dynamite, an explosive that promptly went into combat use?

      And he was Swedish to boot.

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  61. Re:Power suit by king-manic · · Score: 1

    This is from Japan. Their militaristic ambitions are still low (though perhaps on the rebound), while they have an aging popultion.

    Japanese nationalizm is surging at the moment. Just in case China has all their nukes aimed at them.

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  62. The Super Force TV Show by Rick17JJ · · Score: 1

    The Super Force TV show back in the early 1990's had a crime fighter running around in a prototype advanced bullet-proof combat suit that gave him super-human strength. Not only was it bullet proof but it probably also protected him against poisenous gases, bombs, fire and bilogical warfare agents as well. When will the engineers in Japan come out with a model like that? I do recall one episode where two females aliens from another planet mistook him for creature with an exoskeleton. If I remember correctly, the two females later complained to an alien judge that the creature with an exoskeleton was a superior being who had prevented them from capturing the human specimens that they had contracted to capture.

    The crime fighter not only had the Hungerford Industries prototype suit but he was also helped by the Esper Division police officer Zander Tyler who was an excellent psychic. Just what a good crime fighter needs!

    1. Re:The Super Force TV Show by Firefly1 · · Score: 1

      Hey, I remember this show; thanks for the flashback.
      I should note that this area of technology is explored in Dale Brown's novels, beginning with 'Tin Man'. In terms of form factor, this suit is quite close to what Stone had in that show. Closer to the 'Starship Troopers' suits would be the CIDs (Cybernetic Infantry Devices) which are the signature unit of Task Force Talon in 'Act of War' - and yes, this is related to the RTS titled Act of War: Direct Action. Intereatingly, they are referred to in said game as SHIELD units (the expansion of that acronym escapes me at present, but I know it has nothing to do with a certain Fury).

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  63. In Soviet Russia... by Cartzca · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, robot wears a stupid man suit!

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In soviet Russia, people live communist shit life. Next ...

  64. Two other ways of achieving super-strength... by rinkjustice · · Score: 2, Interesting

    no suit required.

    Glycogen Super-Compensation carbload, which basically means glycogen stores in the muscles and elsewhere are first stripped using a ketogenic-style diet and primed with light resistance training, then followed by a massive refeeding of high-glycemic carbohydrates for 24 to 48 hours. The result of this supercompensation of glycogen stores is huge muscles and a massive surplus of strength and endurance. I kid you not.

    Enhanced Neural Drive which is basically tricking the central nervous system into thinking the upcoming load you will bear if heavier than it really is, thus making it feel light.

    There are probably others I can think of, but I just woke up ;)

    1. Re:Two other ways of achieving super-strength... by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

      You forgot large quantities of methamphetamines, that usually seems to work, at least for the guys behind the train station biting through steel pipes while stammering something about GIANT SPIDERS.

      Oh, you meant "legal ways"...

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  65. *sigh* by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    Look, I understand the importance of pointing out the rise of our future overlords, but this is, at the very least, the THIRD TIME this story has been posted.

    DAI NIPPON BANZAI! ...or should that be 'SIEG ZEON!'? Wait and see. We're getting about to the point where any possible future politicians have been exposed to Gundam in their formative years...could this be leading the way to a Japanese government that demands a 'ZOMG GIANT ROBOT' project from their mass of high tech industry? I think it is. Let them have space, I feel we may regret it if we don't...well, not us, so much as the Australians.

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  66. How long until the Power Assault Suit? by NekoXP · · Score: 1

    In other news: Samus Aran gets job lifting old patients into chairs during lull in Space Pirate activity.

  67. Re:Power suit by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

    Nah, that's the Kull Warriors.

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  68. One more... by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

    In American nursing home, power suit lifts YOU!

  69. Yes, I know I'm shallow... by sacrilicious · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... but all I want this for is so I can put it on and then scream, "Get away from her, you BITCH!"

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  70. Quality of comments dropping? by Kombat · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or are the quality of the comments on Slashdot dropping significantly lately? It seems that every time I click "Read More," the first couple dozen comments are lame, one or two line jokes. Do people not realize that "Funny" mods don't garner you any karma? Why even post such inane drivel? Is it asking to much to have an interesting, insightful conversation? This story has several potentially significant aspects. We could be discussing how this will benefit the handicapped, the elderly, maybe soldiers of shelf-stockers. Perhaps this has implications for the space program, moving large items on our manned mission to Mars.

    But instead, we get throwback jokes about "Hans and Frans" pumping me up (ha ha, very funny, because they mentioned cuffs will inflate to boost strength, "pumping" up, how clever of you). It's almost to the point where I don't even bother reading the comments anymore.

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    1. Re:Quality of comments dropping? by mrbobjoe · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are not getting a Funny mod.

    2. Re:Quality of comments dropping? by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      And what, exactly, have you just contributed ?

  71. DAMN AGI by ShadowXOmega · · Score: 1

    damn!!! i hate you damn archers!!! :)
    agi+dex knight ruleez! xD
    (having 185 ASPD with lots of HP rulez :) )

    NOTE : is a ragnarok online quote :P

  72. ExoSquad by Rethcir · · Score: 1

    Best american cartoon you've never seen.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoFbzrYjIu0

  73. History dictates... by DSVaughan · · Score: 1

    You know, history tells us that this kind of thing is hunky dory for as long as it is used for the purpose it was designed for. Unfortunately, look at guns. I am all for the second ammendment, but guns where designed for hunting. They are also used (inapropriately!) for shooting people. This might seem rather grim, but the idea of having a piece of tech that makes people super human seems kind of like giving a kid a gun. The responsiblility is not there that is necisary for all of us to survive in one piece. I love the idea in its uses, but I also know that it would be abused as soon as it shows up on the market. If it where a truly feasable idea (currently it does not seem to be).

  74. Strategically hidden throughout the hospital... by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

    ...the scientists placed upgrades for the power suit: morph ball, missiles, ice beam, screw attack, etc. Those nurses have a lot of exploring cut out for them!

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  75. gasoline? by MrFebtober · · Score: 1
    Now if we could only improve that 30 minute battery...

    Somehow I envision the next generation of foot soldiers wearing these suits, only they'll be powered by what is currently about the most efficient energy medium (by weight and volume, iirc).
    "In the future, our soldiers will be gas-powered!"
    1. Re:gasoline? by Bimo_Dude · · Score: 2, Funny
      "In the future, our soldiers will be gas-powered!"
      If you've ever eaten at an Army mess hall, you would know that they already are!
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  76. Aliens (1986) by TheGreatOrangePeel · · Score: 1

    I just did a quick page search on the comments. Have we all really forgotten about the sequal to Alien titled Aliens where our bad-ass Ripley pwns our favorite acid-for-blood monster in such a suit?

  77. The dangers of this approach by FreakerSFX · · Score: 1

    Some of the patients being moved will be suffering from dementia - how will they react to a robot wrapped human waking them up by lifting them out of bed?

    They'd better be armoured a lot better than they are now.....

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  78. This begs the question? by SevenHands · · Score: 1

    So I wonder what the response time between inflation and deflation is. It could be a fun prank "cutting the cheese" with one of these on.

  79. Re:Chozo Power Suit by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

    Not if it doesn't have Maru Mari or Screw Attack.

    You'll also have to supply your own Ice Beam and Missles.

    Plus, this isn't even the Varia.

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  80. From 1977 by laing · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised nobody has yet mentioned this.

  81. Human body engineering considerations by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

    Is the human body engineered well enough to take such increased levels of stress though?

    I mean, sure, the tibia in your thigh might be *capable* of supporting 3,500+ pounds. But it doesn't do so on a regular basis, even for half-ton beached whales (who are sorry excuses for human beings, every one of them) that sometimes make tabloid headlines (of course, given they're on tabloids, I'm assuming that people like that actually exist...).

    Now, over time and with increased regular pressure, human bones will compact somewhat and grow more cells -- this is why martial artists can claim that hitting some object repeatedly will build up their durability and overall "toughness" (though it probably wasn't proveably-known to them until recently).

    The same engineering questions apply for your muscles -- including your heart.

    Of course, over time, the human body could evolve to deal with these increased stresses -- just as martial artists' bodies do. But as any MA practitioner will tell you, such evolution does not happen overnight; it takes years of careful effort...

  82. Stay tuned... by apexGrin · · Score: 1

    Bush & Cheney in The Wrong Trousers coming November 2008.

  83. Broken limbs by iliketrash · · Score: 1

    Would you wear this if the software were written in C?

  84. Since they seem to be focused on patient lift by hurfy · · Score: 1

    Ok, it says it lasts 30 min.

    How long to recharge battery and how easy are they to replace?

    If they can only move 1 or 2 ppl and have to return it for hour or more to recharge no hospital will be interested. How much money to move 5-10 ppl a day?

    Does it go down far enough to pick someone off floor?

    How can this be more economical than a hydraulic/electric lift?

    How long to get into/out of it? If it takes 15 min to get in/out that is 15 min less patient care. A conventional lift takes only a few minutes to position the sling. If you are not saving the caregivers a decent amount of time (and i dont really see how between the battery life and setup) then again noone will be interested.

    It showed someone helping them get out of the suit. Where does this extra person come from? If 2 ppl are available they can lift the person anyways and in a fraction of the time, no?

    Cool, but they better think of more uses. I dont see how it would pencil out unless it turns out much MUCH cheaper than i would guess.
    Can the cost of this (plus maint,software license,etc) possibly be less than hiring another CNA who could do many other things also? How can it possibly beat a $3000 (retail) battery powered hydraulic patient lift?

    PS: Our company sells patient lifts to nursing homes occasionally

  85. Re:Chozo Power Suit by AgentPaper · · Score: 1

    Well, they tried to build in a Morph Ball, but after the first four prototypes resulted in horribly mangled, broken test pilots, the designers wisely decided to move on. ;)

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