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The Internet Black Hole That Is North Korea

Nrbelex writes "While other restrictive regimes have sought to find ways to limit the Internet — through filters and blocks and threats — North Korea has chosen to stay wholly off the grid. The New York Times discusses the total lack of 'net access facing the North Korean state, and what it means in the long term." From the article: "The South was illuminated from coast to coast, suggesting that not just lights, but that other, arguably more bedrock utility of the modern age -- information -- was pulsating through the population. The North was black. This is an impoverished country where televisions and radios are hard-wired to receive only government-controlled frequencies. Cellphones were banned outright in 2004. In May, the Committee to Protect Journalists in New York ranked North Korea No. 1 -- over also-rans like Burma, Syria and Uzbekistan -- on its list of the '10 Most Censored Countries.' That would seem to leave the question of Internet access in North Korea moot."

265 comments

  1. New York.... by Steve+Cox · · Score: 5, Funny

    "the Committee to Protect Journalists in New York"

    I have heard its a dangerous place.....

    Steve.

    1. Re:New York.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to understand, they don't have internet acess, so we should bomb them... first.

    2. Re:New York.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New York is a very dangerous place! We should definitely bomb it! ;p

    3. Re:New York.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely! We should bomb them with millions of satellite-dish equipped internet access points!

  2. Chosen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They have no electricity for lights, what makes you think they have electricity for internet? They'd have more luck using tubes.

    1. Re:Chosen? by LordP · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, no, pipes, the internet is made out of pipes.

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      Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up.
    2. Re:Chosen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They have no electricity for lights, what makes you think they have electricity for internet?
      Ever heard of batteries?? Duh!?
    3. Re:Chosen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And if you don't understand that those tubes can be filled, and if they're filled when you put your message in it, it gets in line, it's gonna be delayed by anyone who puts into that tube enormous amounts of material." --Sen. Ted (Gravina Island Bridge) Stevens

      In other words there isn't enough bandwidth left over for the rest of North Korea after Kim Jong Il using it to download porn and Team America clips on YouTube. After all the Internet is not something that you just dump something on, it's not a big truck.

    4. Re:Chosen? by Snover · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh no my friend, I assure you, it is a series of tubes. At least you didn't say it was a truck -- that would be VERY wrong.

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      [insert witty comment here]
    5. Re:Chosen? by Kagura · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, yes. Batteries, "the non-electric alternative".

    6. Re:Chosen? by natrius · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why does "series of tubes" have it's own article? I think I'll replace it with a redirect to the "Internet" article.

    7. Re:Chosen? by Poltras · · Score: 2, Funny

      What is this Internet thingie people keep talking about anyway?

    8. Re:Chosen? by mikael · · Score: 1
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    9. Re:Chosen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sockets, you cretin, not pipes!

    10. Re:Chosen? by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      You damn kids with your "internet", hula hoops, Dan Folgelberg music, and Pac-Man video games!

      -Eric

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      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    11. Re:Chosen? by fbjon · · Score: 1
      Speaking of lights, I put together a .kmz file for Google Earth with an image overlay of the Earth at Night image. Behold the void and lack of ethernet north of the 38th parallel.

      Also included is a placemark for the nuke test site, just for good measure.

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    12. Re:Chosen? by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      Either way, my friend, North Korea must definitely be nuked for their most egregious act of being off the grid

  3. HA by rolandbm · · Score: 5, Funny

    First Po[Censored by Republic of North Korea]

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    1. Re:HA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's PEOPLES Republic of Korea for you mister!

    2. Re:HA by fbjon · · Score: 2, Funny
      That's PEOPLES Republic of Korea for you mister!
      That's DEMOCRATIC People's Republic of Korea for you mister!
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    3. Re:HA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we want to be correct, there's no such thing as "Republic of North Korea". One can say "North Korea" to use its common name, but if you want to be formal and start talking about "Republic of..." then its correct title is "The Democratic People's Republic of Korea". There is no Republic of North or South Korea. "Republic of Korea" is the official name of "South Korea", and "The Democratic People's Republic of Korea" is the official name of "North Korea".

    4. Re:HA by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      yeah, and east germany was the Deutsche Democratic Republic, but at least they weren't ruled by a freaky midget with a god complex.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  4. No North Korean spam! by tehSpork · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's one less third-world country I have to add to my server's firewall blocking rules!

    On another note, I don't think Internet access is high on their priorities. Building big bombs seems to be first on their agenda. If only they followed Iran's research strategy and started looking for plans on the internet, I bet their tests would go much better. :)

    1. Re:No North Korean spam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You mean countries like Taiwan and Hong-Kong? I don't think they qualify as third-world countries.
      They are, however, countries where the legislators don't seem to keep up with the developments in electronic distribution.

    2. Re:No North Korean spam! by keeboo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's one less third-world country I have to add to my server's firewall blocking rules!

      Funny thing you mentioned...
      On the other hand, most (90% i guess) of my spam advertise services/products which the contact is someone in the U.S. (a so-called 1st-world country), despiste the fact I do not live there.
      Considering this, I would say the root of the problem is not really those poor countries.

    3. Re:No North Korean spam! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 4, Insightful
      They are, however, countries where the legislators don't seem to keep up with the developments in electronic distribution.
      For example, 'Tubeland' USA. Okay, that's mostly just Ted Stevens, but the fact that seniority gives you more power in the Senate is a really bad thing. It gives you Ted Stevens.
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    4. Re:No North Korean spam! by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The biggest problem is far and away America. Spammers from there (e360, anyone?) - it's just often /first/ world countries like Korea and Hong Kong, etc, that have more computers compromised (all that fiber to the kerb, yum) that end up (unwittingly) doing the bidding of Americans.

    5. Re:No North Korean spam! by rucs_hack · · Score: 3, Interesting

      their priority seems to be to create a distraction from their troubles. They know they no-one dares invade, for fear of wrecking complex international relationships (such as with China). This is an exercise to distract their population from the fact that their country is circling the drain.

      If the US leaves the region, which was on the cards, then they lose the 'huge army on our doorstep' argument for maintaining their unrealistic regime. Now the US dare not leave, which is a victory for North Korea.

      That's more or less it, so far as I can tell. Their test was a flop, and they can't feed their population, let alone afford a military campaign. As it is most of the money they might use on that comes from us.

      This is all bound to fail anyway, chances are North Korea won't survive the decade. As it is their hold on ther population is slipping.

    6. Re:No North Korean spam! by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

      Well without the Internet how will North Korea use Google Maps to know where to use those bombs.

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    7. Re:No North Korean spam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The US is a 2nd world country, good ol' europe is the first world

    8. Re:No North Korean spam! by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Its not like you cant find plans for a hydrogen bomb with a Google Search...

    9. Re:No North Korean spam! by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's probably unintentially ironic considering second world was the Communist bloc. I wonder if first and second were reversed inside the iron curtain?

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    10. Re:No North Korean spam! by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      North Korea may have been blocked Internet to its citizens but also Internet citizens blocked South Korea by their own wish.

      Large ISPs,webmail providers stay "politically correct" and they don't give option block entire countries but once you "train" them for spam, they manage to block entire South Korea by community process. As result, if you are a Korean independent user/company, don't even think of using your ISP mail system. It will be simply blocked.

      Korean spam was so evil that I remember setting up very funny filters just to stop them before Yahoo mail introduced spam features. They are still functioning and busting Korean spams moving them to Trash.

      The zero effort against Spam by Kornet and Hananet are known even by end users like me.

      Just look at a random rule I have set years ago:
      filter #3
      If...
            Body contains "charset=KS_C_5601-1987"
      Then...
            Move message to Trash folder

      Lets say, even if South Korea govt. makes a radical choice and install millions of dollars worth security devices to those ISPs by force, remove thousands of zombies, block the famous (and damned) port 135, it will take YEARS for people to stop filtering South Korea by their own will.

      I remember reporting Kornet spam back in 1999 via Spamcop,net , half bounced,half not cared 7 years passed and I reported 3 spams just today via spamcop.net . Nothing changes.

    11. Re:No North Korean spam! by igny · · Score: 2, Informative

      USSR did not number the worlds (Warsaw pact v. NATO and the rest), this numbering was invented and used by the capitalists only. See also this.

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      In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Yogi Berra
    12. Re:No North Korean spam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the great-grandparent was more likely referring to the Old World (Europe/Asia/Africa) and New World (the Americas).

    13. Re:No North Korean spam! by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

      "On the other hand, most (90% i guess) of my spam advertise services/products which the contact is someone in the U.S."

      Mine is just the opposite in the sense that the hosting service for the spamvertized website is always overseas (China, Korea, et al). I have also found that my spam volume (hundreds daily) is reduced by at least 50 percent by the simple expedient of blocking at the server level ALL email sent from IP addresses registered through APNIC, LACNIC, RIPE, and AFRINIC. Since I do not receive any legitimate communication from people in the affected countries, I lose nothing and gain a great deal.

      It works for me.

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      Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.
    14. Re:No North Korean spam! by monteneg · · Score: 1
      > They know they no-one dares invade, for fear of wrecking complex international relationships

      Umm, or perhaps because we don't want them to wipe Seoul and its 10,000,000 people off the face of the earth? Sure we could beat North Korea, but with 10,000 pieces of North Korean artillery in range of Seoul it'd be virtually impossible for even a pre-emptive strike to prevent them from destroying huge swathes of the city and killing hundred of thousands of people.

    15. Re:No North Korean spam! by NubKnacker · · Score: 1

      That's one less third-world country I have to add to my server's firewall blocking rules!

      On one hand most of /. believes that people in the third world live in huts and sewers without electricity and food, let alone the internet and on the other hand third world countries are blamed for the spam. Which one is it?

      I'd like to know if I have internet access to send spam or not.

    16. Re:No North Korean spam! by monteneg · · Score: 1

      That 10,000 pieces of artillery figure showed up on a quick Google search. Seems a more reliable figure is "Five hundred 170mm Koksan guns and 200 multiple-launch rocket systems could hit Seoul with artillery shells and chemical weapons ... 500 and 600 Scud missiles that could strike targets throughout South Korea with conventional warheads or chemical weapons. North Korea could hit Japan with its 100 No-dong missiles. ... These units could fire up to 500,000 artillery rounds per hour against South Korean defenses for several hours. Finally, if North Korea does have one or two deliverable nuclear weapons, nuclear retaliation (or nuclear threats) would also be available to North Korea leaders." Hardly seems much better. And, oh, there are tens of thousands of sitting ducks (also known as American soldiers) sitting between Seoul and North Korea, so even if we didn't give a damn for South Koreans there'd still be massive American causalities.

    17. Re:No North Korean spam! by rucs_hack · · Score: 2, Interesting

      there's no way a war against north korea would be anything but short and horrific. However any country doing it would get a lot of flack, since north korea is essentially incapable of defending itself, in that it has no ability for a sustained war.

      It would be analagous to shooting a schoolyard bully. It can be done, but not without getting into a huge amount of trouble.

      NK knows this, or their leaders do. They know that the US don't dare attack, but are obligated to defend South Korea against an attack that will likely never come. So long as the US is there, the NK regime is safe from collapse, or so they think.

      In the modern age a war against them would be over fairly soon, and invaders, while winning fast, would then have a massive humanitarian disaster on their hands. China is particulerly worried about this aspect.

    18. Re:No North Korean spam! by inviolet · · Score: 1
      In the modern age a war against them would be over fairly soon, and invaders, while winning fast, would then have a massive humanitarian disaster on their hands. China is particulerly worried about this aspect.

      Plus, NK has nothing of value to be despoiled. Their culture is completely broken, which means that every adult North Korean has an irretrievably broken mindset as well. There are no industries to speak of, and even if there were, they are of no significant value because they are next door to the manufacturing capitol of the world. What, in order words, would any invader desire NK for?

      I suppose SK could quickly make good use of the real estate... but that would require swallowing NK's population first, which (as you mentioned) is prohibitively expensive.

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    19. Re:No North Korean spam! by smoker2 · · Score: 1
      Do you just make this stuff up ?

      There is no "first world" or "second world".

      Instead, what you have is
      the Old world (Europe and the Eastern Mediterranean)
      the New world (The Americas)
      As it would sound silly to say the "new New" world, it just got a number, as in the third world (because it wasn't first or second in the above list).

    20. Re:No North Korean spam! by nasch · · Score: 1
      Do you just make this stuff up ?
      No, apparently you do. First world
    21. Re:No North Korean spam! by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      It gives you Ted Stevens.

      I thought Alaskans gave us Ted Stevens.

    22. Re:No North Korean spam! by catman · · Score: 1

      Ah - the Great American Firewall. Still only blocking 50% of the spam.

    23. Re:No North Korean spam! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      If it weren't for the Senatorial emphasis on seniority, Ted Stevens wouldn't be one of the most influential members of the Senate.

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    24. Re:No North Korean spam! by Froomb · · Score: 1

      Plus, NK has nothing of value to be despoiled

      You're overlooking the rich mineral reserves in North Korea, the very ones that the Russians lusted after in the late 19th century, that the Japanese developed in the colonial era, and that China is locking into long-term contracts at present. Without sufficient power, the DPRK can't currently mine them and so is forced to turn to the Chinese.

    25. Re:No North Korean spam! by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1
      Interestingly enough, speaking of censorship, most South Korean IPs block *all* traffic from North Korea, even if it isn't hosted in the country. Sitting here in Daegu, South Korea, I can't access North Korea's official news server (http://www.kcna.co.jp/), hosted in Japan.

      I understand why North Korea is blocking Internet access, but as a Canadian expat, I'm a bit baffled as to why South Korea is censoring NK sites. Anybody?

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      Condemnant quod non intellegunt.
    26. Re:No North Korean spam! by cold+fjord · · Score: 1


      Try Janes for the weapons counts, they tend to be the gold standard.

      The US has pulled back from the border. That should actually increase their combat power and flexibility if it comes to that.

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      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
    27. Re:No North Korean spam! by acb · · Score: 1

      As is their population, with floods and famine claiming thousands of lives. The fact that the government refused international ad agencies permission to distribute food aid (out of a sense of pride, presumably) isn't helping.

      North Korea may well end up as a corpse-nation, with only its rulers, their military and enough labour to sustain them surviving; everybody else starves to death, and because the delusional rulers have their fingers on the triggers of mortars/nukes poised to wipe out Seoul/Tokyo (and possibly other cities further afield), there's not much the rest of the world can do about them. Indeed, the stump of the North Korean economy (which is to say, the running of the gang in charge) could probably be sustained entirely by a nuclear protection racket ("Singapore's a nice city; it's be too bad if anything happened to it...")

  5. Soviet Russia Joke by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 5, Funny

    It looks like we're going to have to change all those In Soviet Russia... jokes to In North Korea...

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    1. Re:Soviet Russia Joke by ricree · · Score: 5, Funny

      They'd get old really fast, since pretty much all of the go something like "In North Korea, you join the army and hopefully manage to avoid starving to death."

    2. Re:Soviet Russia Joke by AlecC · · Score: 5, Informative

      According to this weeks Economist, even the army sometimes starves. Families fight to help therir sons avoid concsription into army units notorious for malnutrition.

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      Consciousness is an illusion caused by an excess of self consciousness.
    3. Re:Soviet Russia Joke by pepsi_max2k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i thought it'd already been changed to "In Soviet America" myself...

    4. Re:Soviet Russia Joke by freg · · Score: 1

      It sounds like we don't have too much to worry about with a Korean war if they're all starving. I wonder if their men would surrender easily if we offered them good food and a warm bed? I don't really know, I guess they might be more loyal citezens than they are survivalists.

    5. Re:Soviet Russia Joke by gh4nd1 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

    6. Re:Soviet Russia Joke by AlecC · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you could get the message to them and be believed in time, probably. The problem is that they have had a lifetime of being told thet Kim Jong Il and Kim Il Sung are the source of all things good, and thet everybody outside NK is a lying hyaena out to destroy the workers paradise. It wouldn't take many weeks to overturn this. The trouble is that Seoul is within easy artillery shot of the NK aremy, and it wouldn't take many hours for NK to wreck large areas of it and kill tens if not hundreds of thousands of S Koreans. Even malnourished soldiers (and the ones near the borders get the best food) could fire off a hell of a lot of shells before they were overrun.

      The other problem is that if you do get through to them, every singlr North Korean is going to want out of there fast, and you will have 60 million refugees flooding into S Korea and China, or anywhere they can get a boat to. A problem that would make the Vietnamese Boat People look like a trickle. Both SK and China are terrified of this. China could probably topple the NK govenment within weeks if it wanted to - but it is desperately afraid of tha anarch that would follow. The same Economist article said that it was rumpured that the Chines army had stiied whether it was possible to take over NK "blizkrieg" style, so as to be in charge before the country collapsed into chaos, and had come to the conclusion that it was impossible.

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    7. Re:Soviet Russia Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...told thet
      ...and thet
      ...hyaena
      ...the workers paradise
      ...NK aremy
      ...every singlr
      ...tha anarch
      ...it was rumpured
      ...had stiied
      ...blizkrieg


      You no Engrish, I guess, heh?

    8. Re:Soviet Russia Joke by AlecC · · Score: 1

      I Engrish, but I rotten typist - see Sig. We need a syntax and semantic chacker for /. subhmissions. (I compiler would be too much to ask - you don't expect them to make sense, jsut to be valid.

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    9. Re:Soviet Russia Joke by ThousandStars · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      The other problem is that if you do get through to them, every singlr North Korean is going to want out of there fast, and you will have 60 million refugees flooding into S Korea and China, or anywhere they can get a boat to.

      No: you'd have about 23 million, although the crux of what you're arguing is true. Both South Korea and China would have to essentially fence the North Koreans in, at least until the people and infrastructure achieve some measure of stability and normality. That might be 20 years or more.

      On a tangential note, North Korea is a good example to hold up to the people who ask how the Holocaust happened: countries are more interested in their own self-interest than they are in any abstract ideas about justice or fairness or even treating people humanely.

    10. Re:Soviet Russia Joke by CptPicard · · Score: 1

      In North Korea, Soviet Russia jokes tell old people!

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    11. Re:Soviet Russia Joke by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      "The trouble is that Seoul is within easy artillery shot of the NK army"

      And this is where air strikes and neutron bombs come in handy.

    12. Re:Soviet Russia Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, they don't seem to be starving...

      http://www.flickr.com/photos/ryu2/49711541/in/set- 1070525/

    13. Re:Soviet Russia Joke by merreborn · · Score: 2, Funny

      The other problem is that if you do get through to them, every singlr North Korean is going to want out of there fast, and you will have 60 million refugees flooding into S Korea and China, or anywhere they can get a boat to. A problem that would make the Vietnamese Boat People look like a trickle.

      Clearly the Chinese need to build a wall on the NK border. I hear they're good with walls.

    14. Re:Soviet Russia Joke by numeralxvi · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, North Korea good!

    15. Re:Soviet Russia Joke by G-funk · · Score: 2, Funny

      But it would just get torn down by some god damn mongolians.

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  6. Ok, so the moral of the story is... ? by archeopterix · · Score: 0, Troll

    Do not live in a country ruled by a paranoid dictator?

    1. Re:Ok, so the moral of the story is... ? by pryonic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you can troll such a stupid comment, I can flamebait one:

      300 million Americans do just that it seems!

      Maybe these people were born there and aren't allowed to leave?

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      Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
    2. Re:Ok, so the moral of the story is... ? by NatasRevol · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Hey, we're allowed to leave. We're just too stupid and think things will fundamentally get bettter with a change to the Democrats next month...Of course, it will only be worse if the Republicans win.

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    3. Re:Ok, so the moral of the story is... ? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Nope, you trolled. Nice try, please roll again.

    4. Re:Ok, so the moral of the story is... ? by Mixel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Being allowed to leave is only really beneficial when you're also being allowed to enter somewhere else.

    5. Re:Ok, so the moral of the story is... ? by DrSkwid · · Score: 0, Offtopic



      http://hasbrouck.org/blog/archives/001156.html

      The USA Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has proposed that airlines cruise lines, and operators of all other ships and planes -- including charter flights, air taxis, fishing vessels, etc. -- be required to get individual permission ("clearance") from the DHS for each passenger on all flights or ocean voyages to, from, or via the USA. Unless the answer is "Yes" -- if the answer is "no" or "maybe", or if the DHS doesn't answer at all -- the airline wouldn't be allowed to give you a boarding pass, or let you or your luggage on the plane.

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    6. Re:Ok, so the moral of the story is... ? by ggvaidya · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do not be born in a country ruled by a paranoid dictator.

      Best of luck.

    7. Re:Ok, so the moral of the story is... ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spare me this drivel. The US is clearly going too far and attempting to fight a war on grounds that simply can't be won, but it's hardly NK. Idiot.

    8. Re:Ok, so the moral of the story is... ? by Deluge · · Score: 1

      Now, I realize that people who live completely isolated from the realities of the outside world, such as the North Koreans, wouldn't have an outside reference to compare their quality of life to. However, if you're starving all the time, and your basic needs are not being met, then outside reference or no, you must, I would imagine, conclude that your life sucks, and it sucks because of the shit country that you're unfortunately stuck in.

      So why, in the name of all that's holy (reasonable? Logical? Sane?!) would you bring children into this world? Anywhere in the civilized world, if you kidnap someone and starve them and make them live in their own filth, you'll go to jail. Hence, this sort of treatment is a crime. Then how the hell is it not a crime to sentence a brand new human being to a life as horrible as an abductees, or a Russian inmate's? Do these people not think about what kind of nightmare life their kids are being brought into? Are they no more than animals, only thinking of food and reproduction?

      If I was living there I would personally give Kim Jong Il the finger by a) not reproducing and b) by committing suicide. Let him end up running a "country" of a few hundred hangers-on.

  7. How 'bout just a black hole by supertux · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It's not just the internet. Have you ever looked at North Korea using Google maps nighttime? North Korea is the black patch to the left of Japan. It is more amusing if you switch to "Dusk Map" as you can clearly see that the lack of lights match exactly with the boarders of South Korea and China.

    Man, sucks to be them. My guess is the lack of electricity in the country is some sort of ploy to confuse all of our advanced weapons and smart bomb technology. ;-)

    It is also worth checking out Afghanistan and Mongolia at night. From looking at their night time maps, I admit that I am just AMAZED at how awesome their energy conservation programs are. California could learn a lot from Afghanistan for sure. And Mongolia better not give the US any lip.

    And if you are looking at the map, check out how well lit Iran is. I don't know about you, but with the amount of bright lights all over that country, I'm guessing the US wouldn't hit that. I think we like our bitches more backwards and with a southern accent. :-)

    1. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out Chad. It's completely without any bright spots.

    2. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Lactoso · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Have you ever looked at North Korea using Google maps nighttime [gatech.edu]? North Korea is the black patch to the left of Japan. It is more amusing if you switch to "Dusk Map" as you can clearly see that the lack of lights match exactly with the boarders of South Korea and China."

      We simply can not understand the drive and dedication of the North Koreans. They aren't 'in the dark'. They're training their night vision to be vastly superior to their enemies (everyone). Too bad they don't have an internet connection or they could have found out about night-vision goggles and saved many a stubbed toe. :-(

    3. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by pe1chl · · Score: 0, Troll

      Probably they are just more aware of the problem of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_pollution

      Your country sending a big glow of light into the night sky really isn't something to be proud of.

    4. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My guess is the lack of electricity in the country is some sort of ploy to confuse all of our advanced weapons and smart bomb technology.

      My guess it's the lack of natural resources in North Korea, forcing them to have a predominantly pre-industrial society. Especially when all resources that are available go to the ruling party and military.

    5. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by CAIMLAS · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Uh, yeah, that's it, chief. Their Dear Leader isn't a megamaniacal egotist of a tyranical, genocidal dictator who enslaves his populace to the single goal of military production and his own oppulence, it's that they're eco-centric leftists with a soft heart for spotted owls and and koalas.

      Where the fuck would you get an idea like the one you state?! Is it from the misconception that communism is good, and that all communists must be some sort of noble, refined type who only uses twice-recycled styrofoam cups for their espressos, villanized by the evil capitalist West?

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    6. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Wow, is that thing ever off. Western Canada and the NW USA are wrong by hundreds of kms.

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    7. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by jcr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      lack of natural resources in North Korea

      Singapore has no natural resources to speak of, and they've built an industrialized economy. North Korea's problem isn't a lack of resources, its problem is that the country is ruled by the last Stalinist dicatorship on earth, and the regime is far more interested in maintaining its power than feeding its people.

      The best thing China can do for the people of Korea, is have one of their agents in the country put a bullet between the eyes of that repugnant little twerp who's running the joint.

      -jcr

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    8. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by ccmay · · Score: 4, Interesting
      My guess it's the lack of natural resources in North Korea, forcing them to have a predominantly pre-industrial society.

      That's one of the most ill-informed excuses for the failure of collectivist economics that I've ever heard.

      Ever hear of a place called Hong Kong? Or Singapore? Teeming with people, severely constrained for resources, and wealthier than any other places in Asia.

      It's not the lack of resources. It's the Stalinist tyranny and socialist economic system. Only children, simpletons, and power-hungry ideologues believe in socialism any more. It is the ideology of the ant hill and the nursery school playground, unworthy of free men. It takes no more intellectual sophistication to believe in collectivism than to believe in Santa Claus, for the same reason and to the same effect. Collectivism has caused more human misery than any other idea of the human mind. With every vote I cast and every dollar I give to politicians, I am guided by my desire to see it crushed and swept off the face of the earth.

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    9. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by fistynuts · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Congratulations, you just won this year's "Most Stupid Post On Slashdot" award. You can pick it up from our office in Pyongyang.

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    10. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by oliderid · · Score: 1

      They do have ressources. North Korea is known to have deals with China to export Steels and other goods. The weather is "normal", actually it is quite rainy. There are forests and rich fertile fields. Well any capitalist minded government would make a fortune out of it.

    11. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm no fan of socialism/communism/stalinism, not at all. But the lack of resources is quite relevant to North Korea considering the Juche ideology of self-reliance. There are plenty of nation states with a collective economy that - while crappy - perform better than North Korea. I don't think resources are the reason why North Korea can't compete with the prosperous world but I do think it is why it can't even compete with Cuba, Middle Eastern theocracies, and so on.

    12. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Zaatxe · · Score: 1

      Their Dear Leader isn't a megamaniacal egotist of a tyranical, genocidal dictator who enslaves his populace to the single goal of military production and his own oppulence [...]

      I know you are being sarcastic, but I really believe most north koreans think pretty much like that.

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    13. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      The problem is the enormous needs for defense. South and North Korea are still officially at war (it's just a cease-fire) and having such a large army is necessary for security from invasion from the US. Loyalty is pretty good in North Korea and such an army is definitely overkill for any use in a police state.

      The trade embargo that the West maintains on North Korea doesn't help their economy either. They might be rich in some resources, but without energy they're quite useless. They're also quite industrialized - which is actually part of their problem. A pre-industrial economy would function better than their Soviet-style industrial economy given that they are so short on energy.

    14. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Angostura · · Score: 1

      Actually, that raises the question - who is next in line of succession after Great Leader and Dear Leader?

    15. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Singapore has no natural resources to speak of
      On the contrary, poor people are one of the world's most valuable resources. And if you play your cards right, they're a renewable resource.
    16. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about Eco-centric, but they sure are leftist.

    17. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by myth24601 · · Score: 1
      It's not just the internet. Have you ever looked at North Korea using Google maps nighttime? North Korea is the black patch to the left of Japan. It is more amusing if you switch to "Dusk Map" as you can clearly see that the lack of lights match exactly with the boarders of South Korea and China.
      Go look at it using regular google maps during the day. Zoom in on Pyongyang and you will see almost no cars on the roads. Zoom in on Soul in South Korea and you see tons of traffic.
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    18. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by vertinox · · Score: 5, Informative

      Only children, simpletons, and power-hungry ideologues believe in socialism any more

      Then why does Norway have the highest standard of living in the world?

      Seriously, get your damn terminology straight.

      Socialism does not equal communism!

      Even then it isn't black and white. North Korea is Stalinist Communist (as opposed to Marxist Communist or post-Stalinist Kruscheve Communist with each its own type of dogma)

      Heck... Hitler's government was National Socialist and that is as far as you can get from communist ideology.

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    19. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      Oh. man. I laughed out loud on this one. My co-workers now think I am nuts.

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    20. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by SQL+Error · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then why does Norway have the highest standard of living in the world?

      North Sea oil. Without that, their economy would be shrinking.

    21. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by houghi · · Score: 1
      It's the Stalinist tyranny and socialist economic system.


      Socialism, you use the word, but I don't think it means what you think it means.
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    22. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Fred_A · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sweet Leader ?
      Huggable Leader ?
      Fuzzy Leader ?
      Cute Leader ?

      The task force is still out on that one so we'll let you know as soon as the report comes in.

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    23. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      Dear Leader has a son who looks just like him. Coincedence? I think not.

      Anyways, there are actually 3 heirs to Kim Jong-Il, and it's not clear which one he has picked, yet.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-chul_(politi cal_figure)

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    24. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, North Korea seems to be better off in terms of mineral/industrial resoucres than South Korea. North Korea _does_ have less agricultural land, but an industrialized nation with significant mineral resources should be able to trade for food.

      North Korea is a failed state because Kim Jong-Il is a moron. That's really the long and short of it. Kim Jong-Il is a tyrannical dictator who chooses to micromanage his economy, employing few/no autonomous buercrats. Even an genius would have significant problems micromanaging a command economy, and Kim Jong-Il is no genius; rather, he's a spoiled rotten brat with a tough secret police.

      In otherwords, he doesn't care if his people starve to death, as long as they don't blame him.

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    25. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      In the lines of the parent post, here's a quote from a North Korea official regarding the 1997 famine:

      Representative Porter Goss (R-Florida), chairman of the U.S. House Intelligence Committee, went on a fact finding mission to North Korea in August 1997 and was told by one official "Look, we're not going to beg too hard. We are not going to change and have openness. If those people die, they die"

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    26. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      NK isn't communistic - they are stalinists. Whether or not the former is a good idea is questionable but probably still debatable, but the same cannot be said about the latter.

    27. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by fredrik.ryden · · Score: 1

      Then why does Norway have the highest standard of living in the world?

      Because they have oil.

    28. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Only children, simpletons, and power-hungry ideologues believe in socialism any more. It is the ideology of the ant hill and the nursery school playground, unworthy of free men. It takes no more intellectual sophistication to believe in collectivism than to believe in Santa Claus, for the same reason and to the same effect. Collectivism has caused more human misery than any other idea of the human mind. With every vote I cast and every dollar I give to politicians, I am guided by my desire to see it crushed and swept off the face of the earth.


      Oh, it's horrible.. that concept of everybody having healthcare (and no, ER visits for stabilization with no followup don't count), basic shelter, and some sort of food to eat. And of course we expect teachers with graduate degrees to work for 35k a year and buy their own supplies (quality education? what's that?). We can't have that socialistic bullshit going on over here in the states, right? Yet why is it okay for major corporations to receive.. dare I say it.. welfare.. in the form of tax breaks? Incentives? Government kickbacks?

      Companies in my neck of the woods are actually getting tax incentives to outsource to the third world. Welfare for major corporations? No thanks. On top of that, if you want the evils of capitalism, just look to any of the banana republics we've set up. When I was in the military we had dealings with many unsavory characters in the southern hemisphere, most of which didn't make the news. Capitalistic rah-rah boys (and I do emphasize "boys") like you crack me up because you've never been at the wrong end of the stick. The so-called lack of intellectual sophistication that you accuse others of seems to permeate your mindset as well due to your inability to see the flip side of the coin.

      No, socialism and welfare isn't the answer to everything, but unchecked capitalism sure as hell isn't either. There's a mid-point for which we should be searching.

    29. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, without oil they'd be similar to the other nearby poor countries like Sweden..

    30. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by blahplusplus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Where the fuck would you get an idea like the one you state?! Is it from the misconception that communism is good, and that all communists must be some sort of noble, refined type who only uses twice-recycled styrofoam cups for their espressos, villanized by the evil capitalist West?"

      Either way it all depends on what side you're on and who's writing your history books and reporting your news, if you've ever read any chomsky you know the U.S. is just as dirty as many of its enemies, and with the way things are going right now in the US with bush and company, I'm sure history will find the US in many different ways just as evil as those it accuses of being evil.

      Think about all the money spent on the IRAQ war that could have been used to help the US's own people. Think about all the immigrants US business's love while allowing illegals to drive their countrymen's wages down even further towards poverty.

      Let's not even mention the U.S's greedy plans for cuba. They're not as overt with their oppression as other states, but in many ways the U.S. is just as evil in that it will not leave other countries (like cuba) the fuck alone.

    31. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by NubKnacker · · Score: 1

      Dude, reading that comment made me want to watch LOTR again!

    32. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by fbjon · · Score: 1

      It's aligned for the Korean Peninsula. I made an image overlay for Google Earth that's slightly better.

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    33. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess it's the lack of natural resources in North Korea

      North Korea sits on top of the world's largest coal deposits, and a tremendous amount of iron ore and other metals. There are other natural resources than oil, you know.

    34. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Then why does Norway have the highest standard of living in the world?"

      Hate to burst your bubble but Norway DOES NOT have the highest standard of living in the world. Neither does any other Scandinavian country. All they have is high taxes and high cost of living, which translates to higher than normal wages. The higher than normal wages don't begin to make up for the high cost of living.

      When you account for cost of living, the United States has the highest standard of living in the world. Maybe not who you would root for, but that's the way it is.

    35. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by AtomicBomb · · Score: 1

      Have a trust to our mighty god-like leader of Chairman Kim Jing II! The mother of all technology has just developed a cloaking device that hides the entire NK from the evil google spying satellites.

    36. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh...that's why Norway tops the list of the Human Development Index...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Ind ex#2005_report

      Measuring poverty, literacy, education, life expectancy, childbirth..etc. Yep, must really suck if it's selected as the best based on those factors.

      And for those of you who believe it's due to oil reserves, spots 2,3,4 and 6 are taken by Iceland, Australia, Luxembourg, and Sweden respectively.

      Sorry to burst your bubble, but unless you count the "privilege" of rampant consumerism, the USA hasn't been the best place in the world to live for quite some time...

      The good ol' US of A takes spot 10...not bad, just behind Belgium.

    37. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by pnuema · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Collectivism has caused more human misery than any other idea of the human mind

      Nah. I think organized religion holds the title for that one.

    38. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by mfrank · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with socialism is socialism. The problem with capitalism is capitalists.

    39. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction, organized religion has caused more human misery than any other idea of the human mind. It's been around alot longer, caused more wars, and generally caused more people to do abhorrant things to their fellow man than any other idea in existance.

    40. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Some socialism is good. There is a balance between government safety nets and collectivism. Is is also foolish to think that the right balance will be the same for every country. What works for Ireland or Iceland probably will not work for the US or Canada.

      Just one little detail. North Korea is more resource rich than South Korea. It was the industrial heartland of the Korea. South Korea was mostly an agricultural economy at the time of the defeat of Japan.
      For many years it has a much healthier economy than South Korea.
      North Korea is rich in mineral wealth and did have at one time a good economic base.
      North Korea is a great example Marxist/Stalinist economic development.
      Yep it is a freaking disaster. But a state with real democracy and limited socialism or if you prefere limited capitalism economics can work.
      It is all in getting the ratio right for the situation.

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    41. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      When you account for cost of living, the United States has the highest standard of living in the world. Maybe not who you would root for, but that's the way it is.

      I find this interesting, considering that approx 10% of the US population is living below the poverty line (according to the CIA world factbook). This despite the cost of living there..

      Also, your post implies that in Norway civil liberties are substantially less then in the USA, which is rather debatable at least since the 9/11 attacks and changes in policy that became possible after that.

      Then, standard of living depends first of all on what people have and can afford. This automatically compensates for the cost of living, so your entire post is actually bunk.

    42. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by catman · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall we were doing quite well before oil was found in the North Sea ...
      Neither Finland nor Sweden has any oil, and the standard of living is comparable
      in all three countries.

      Norway is still saving up income from oil and gas into the world's largest pension fund,
      someone remarked recently that there was enough money in the fund to buy Manhattan :-)

    43. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Sinical · · Score: 1

      Then why does Norway have the highest standard of living in the world?

      Oil.

      Let's see how it goes after that North Sea oil runs out in ~10 years or so.

    44. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just the internet. Have you ever looked at North Korea using Google maps nighttime? North Korea is the black patch to the left of Japan. It is more amusing if you switch to "Dusk Map" as you can clearly see that the lack of lights match exactly with the boarders of South Korea and China.

      Sounds like a good place to put an observatory then. Much less light pollution than elsewhere. Of course, you have to deal with an insane repressive state, but you can't have everything.

    45. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by deek · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're on the same training regime as the British RAF, and are secretly munching away on their carrots.

    46. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by cold+fjord · · Score: 1
      Nah. I think organized religion holds the title for that one.

      That is rather dubious, given the competition....

      The Black Book of Communism: Crimes, Terror, Repression (Hardcover)

      From Publishers Weekly
      In France, this damning reckoning of communism's worldwide legacy was a bestseller that sparked passionate arguments among intellectuals of the Left. Essentially a body count of communism's victims in the 20th century, the book draws heavily from recently opened Soviet archives. The verdict: communism was responsible for between 85 million and 100 million deaths in the century.


      The introduction, by editor Stéphane Courtois, maintains that "...Communist regimes...turned mass crime into a full-blown system of government". Using unofficial estimates he cites a death toll which totals 94 million. The breakdown of the number of deaths given in the Black Book is as follows: 20 million in the Soviet Union, 65 million in the People's Republic of China, 1 million in Vietnam, 2 million in North Korea, 2 million in Cambodia, 1 million in the Communist states of Eastern Europe, 150,000 in Latin America, 1.7 million in Africa, 1.5 million in Afghanistan and 10,000 deaths "resulting from actions of the international communist movement and communist parties not in power" The authors explicitly claim that Communist regimes are responsible for a greater number of deaths than any other political ideal or movemnt, including fascism. -- The Black Book of Communism


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    47. Re:How 'bout just a black hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Norway is still saving up income from oil and gas into the world's largest pension fund,
      someone remarked recently that there was enough money in the fund to buy Manhattan :-)


      Please do.

  8. I used the internet in North Korea by mumblestheclown · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Seriously. Was something like 60 euro per hour at the Yanggakdo Hotel in Pyongyang via satellite connection. I doubt it was censored or even monitored, though I'd be a fool to not at least concede the possibility.

    1. Re:I used the internet in North Korea by Ryu2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Interesting -- when were you there? I was in Pyongyang October 2005, but stayed at the other big foreigner hotel, the Koryo. They had email access then but not Internet (web, etc) access.

      The DPRK contacts that I made gave me their organization's email address; when I asked, they said they had organization email-boxes, and they were "working on" getting individual email addresses.

      So yes, I can corrobrate that the DPRK is not completely isolated from the net. However, the Yanggakdo hotel is only for foreigners (and maybe top government officials who are above the law anyway), so the "Internet access" doesn't really count, as far as North Koreans themselves being able to get on the Net.

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  9. The biggest issue by tka · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And the biggest issue here is the lack of internet access for citizens? That's really like no news. The internet hasn't been that long with us so how can you even think that it could be available in a such poor and controlled country. What you should be conserned about is their basic needs, food, healthcare, farming machinery etc. Of course internet, if it was available for them by some miracle, could help them break free from the crazy leader but still, that's like climbing to a tree backwards.

    1. Re:The biggest issue by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The internet hasn't been that long with us so how can you even think that it could be available in a such poor and controlled country.

      I agree with the controlled bit, but poverty is not a very strong argument. Internet is easily available in most of Africa. DSL isn't widespread nor is PC ownership, but GPRS connections are quite common and the pre-paid cell phone market is booming with subscriber numbers doubling every year.

      And keep in mind that investments in technology need not necessarily compete with investments in farming or healthcare.

    2. Re:The biggest issue by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And keep in mind that investments in technology need not necessarily compete with investments in farming or healthcare.

      It is more than simply not compete - they complement each other.

      For example, the local farmer with net access via a town internet cafe is able to find out about potential markets for his crops that are much further away and possibly much more lucrative than a farmer with no network access could ever hope to.

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    3. Re:The biggest issue by nasch · · Score: 1
      And the biggest issue here is the lack of internet access for citizens? That's really like no news.
      You're saying that because there are more severe issues in North Korea, nobody should report on the internet issue?
  10. Think of the children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Millions of teenage boys with severely limited access to porn! It's like something out of a horror movie.

    1. Re:Think of the children! by zoydoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      And you know what lack of access to porn leads to, right? Yup... The Sound of Music and Julie Andrews singing.

  11. Techie Arrogance Shines Forth Once more. by VendettaMF · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Internet. Yeah. Gret thing. Usefull tool. Fun plaything.

    Ultimate requirement as a definition of a states wellbeing? Hell no.

    The arrogance of suggesting the internet supercedes items such as newspapers, phones (remember those things? No IP, just voice -> voltage -> voice), hell, even a decent postal service is laughable.

    North Korea? Yeah, the place sucks. I haven't lived there, but I have visited, and even by what could be seen from the touristy approved areas it's not a good place. That's not the point of my post.

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    1. Re:Techie Arrogance Shines Forth Once more. by trawg · · Score: 1
      The arrogance of suggesting the internet supercedes items such as newspapers, phones (remember those things? No IP, just voice -> voltage -> voice), hell, even a decent postal service is laughable.
      Shrug, I'd probably argue that Internet access is probably somewhat more useful to citizens of a country to get a slightly more objective look at it than a state-run newspaper.

      I agree that basic services like water and electricity are probably more important, but there's a reason they don't have free, unfettered Internet access - and that reason is control.

      Arguably, the wellbeing of a state might be massively improved if it's citizens had unfettered Internet access. "The outside world looks like WHAT?"
    2. Re:Techie Arrogance Shines Forth Once more. by VendettaMF · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Access to international newspapers, phone lines, TV and even just being able to send and receive letters would have a much more widespread effect. And be rather more reliable, usefull and realistic to boot.

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    3. Re:Techie Arrogance Shines Forth Once more. by evilviper · · Score: 1
      The arrogance of suggesting the internet supercedes items such as newspapers, phones (remember those things? No IP, just voice -> voltage -> voice), hell, even a decent postal service is laughable.

      Internet access IS cutting into the profits of newspapers, telecos, and yes, even the postal service, in countries where those have been long-established.

      Phones are an interesting one... In the age of wireless, many countries which didn't already have a fully developed land-line infrastructure (for one reason or another) just decided to skip that step and go directly to cell towers instead. It's entirely concievable that a country could decide to jump even further... directly to VoIP, web radio, e-mail, IPTV, etc.

      I agree that internet access isn't nearly as important as people make it out to be, but your arguments against it are very easily dismissed.
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    4. Re:Techie Arrogance Shines Forth Once more. by khallow · · Score: 1

      The arrogance of suggesting the internet supercedes items such as newspapers, phones (remember those things? No IP, just voice -> voltage -> voice), hell, even a decent postal service is laughable.

      The thing is that the internet does supercede most of these things. Newspapers are obselete. Email, IRC, and VoIP provides considerably more than a phone. While a postal service isn't effectively replicated by the internet, there are a lot of documents and transactions that are far easier and quicker to send via the internet than by physical mail.
  12. Give a man the internet.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. give a man the internet and he can setup a blog b*tching about the lack of fish and why girls don't like him.

    Unless he is in NK in which case he gets thrown in jail after the first google search.

    1. Re:Give a man the internet.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Nah, you don't get thrown in jail. You get sent to military prison where they kill the lucky ones and experiment on the unlucky and their families five generations removed.

      A chosen few get sent to watch nuclear bomb tests first-hand. What? You thought that bomb was put into a safe and empty tunnel? No. It was lined with prisoners at various depths. What better way to observe the blast effects on people.

  13. No this is no surprise by tranceyboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's like China, but to an extreem, they maintain power by keeping the people the govern unimformed of what the rest of the world is doing, the last thing they want is for the public to learn. Especially learn how the world sees them. All tyranical goverments fall, and all good goverments go though coruption and greed(take a look at us here in the U.S.A. The only goverments that survive are those where the people are in control. Like I say to many people real life, if you didn't vote... Shut up!!

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    1. Re:No this is no surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Voting doesn't make a whole hell of a difference in a country where there's no elections.

      Oh yeah. Learn to spell, you fucking moron. "Unimformed" is not a word, for example.

    2. Re:No this is no surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The only goverments that survive are those where the people are in control.

      And you want to put forward the USA as an example? How silly...

    3. Re:No this is no surprise by tranceyboy · · Score: 1

      True my freind I have to agree with you somewhat, you do have a point, but really how long can it last before voters start to smell the ceptic tank overflowing? Kudos to you. By the way you should log in so I can add you to my buddy list. Liked your comment, conflicting; but true.

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    4. Re:No this is no surprise by tranceyboy · · Score: 1

      I know slashdot never meant to have the anonymous coward function used this way, but kudos to you. Besides I got 8 beers in me my wife is sleeping, 4 shots of absolute vodka. I got an excuse, do you have an excuse to flame and be an anonymouse coward? well that sums it up, but we can still be freinds, jsut log in and stop concealing your identity. Now getting back to the topic at hand North Korea will eventually do one of two things (possibly a third but i havent figured that out yet) Join south Korean and it's ways; of join china and it's ways. I leave it to my fellow slashdot community to come up with all the other options. (The US and NATo can also go in there and blow everything up, but it's unlikely) And trolls and flamers, if you are going to post, please log in, then you might get some respect. NYLUG Crackmonkey

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    5. Re:No this is no surprise by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      Look, I'm logged in, and I concur with the other poster that your comment was embarassingly misspelt. I mean, seriously, "extreem"?

      And since when is "I've been drinking" excuse for anything? It just makes you look even more irresponsible.

    6. Re:No this is no surprise by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      Hmm, "Which gun would I like to be shot with?" interesting choice.

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    7. Re:No this is no surprise by tranceyboy · · Score: 1

      True true, but where are my resposiblitities, it's 7:17 Am my wife (asawa) just woke up and i dont have to go to work till tomorrw. There is no resposibilty other than i like to read slashdot.(last shot of absolut... coming up)

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    8. Re:No this is no surprise by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Misspelt? That could easily have been a key transposition.

      Now, the time on IRC I ran into a guy who claimed he was a "ginocologist", that's "embarassingly misspelt".

    9. Re:No this is no surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not true. North Korea does actually have elections, with some rather serious caveats. The President is permanently the Great Leader Kim Il-Sung (deceased) and there is only ever one candidate for each post in the Supreme People's Assembly. You didn't think they were called the "Democratic" People's Republic of Korea for nothing did you? Oh and voter turnout is nearly 100%! This shows how much they love democracy in North Korea!

      Oh, I should also mention that Kim Jong-Il, the Chairman of the National Defence Commission, doesn't need to listen to the Supreme People's Assembly. It's actually sort of the reverse. But don't the Dear Leader a dictator! He was born with birds singing and two rainbows in the background!

    10. Re:No this is no surprise by Kesshi · · Score: 1
      Misspelt? That could easily have been a key transposition.
      Now, the time on IRC I ran into a guy who claimed he was a "ginocologist", that's "embarassingly misspelt".


      Perhaps he really likes his pizza.
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    11. Re:No this is no surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tranceyboy, interesting REAL name.

  14. IN NORTH KOREA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OKay... "In North Korea, only old people use--"

    Oh, sorry, wrong joke, nevermind...

    1. Re:IN NORTH KOREA... by DrMrLordX · · Score: 1

      Brilliant! You don't need to apologize. The "only old people" meme is hilarious.

  15. I can't be the only one by antifoidulus · · Score: 0, Troll

    who really wants North Korean porn. Come on North Korea, see all the porn and ads the internet has to offer! Sure some may look at material that isn't flattering to your regime, but if history is any judge, 99% of them will be too busy "punching the monkey" in more ways than one to care.

    Plus naked Koreans!

    1. Re:I can't be the only one by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I can't be the only one who really wants North Korean porn."

      Yes, because it's so difficult to find naked pictures of malnourished women on the intrawebs.

  16. This is another evil American Imperalist lie! by Kim+Jong+Il · · Score: 5, Funny

    I read Slashdot all the time!

    1. Re:This is another evil American Imperalist lie! by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm ronery too.

  17. This is another American imperialist lie! by Kim+Jong+Il · · Score: 0, Funny

    I read Slashdot all the time and all DPRK citizens enjoy freedom of Internet use in our worker's paradise. It is well known that Great Leader Kim Il Sung singlehandedly created the Internet during the War of Resistance against the Japanese, passing on the specification to American military scientists who took credit dastardly for it twenty years later. Once again the imperialist dogs are trying to discredit us!

  18. Speaking of Black Holes... by this+great+guy · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Internet is all about sharing information. Yet, they chose to make it difficult for people to share and access it. Gosh, I hate this nytimes.com login form. Here is a direct link to the article (no login required).

  19. sanctions on yourself? by EraserMouseMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cutting off Internet access is sort of like imposing economic sanctions on yourself.

    In North Korea's case though, it's not like the citizens have any money that they'd spend on anything via the Internet though.

    1. Re:sanctions on yourself? by lambji · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It is not the citizens we have to worry about.. It is the government. I have been on the DMZ. Not a fun place

    2. Re:sanctions on yourself? by vertinox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In North Korea's case though, it's not like the citizens have any money that they'd spend on anything via the Internet though.

      Personally, I have always thought North Korea would be the one to jump on and promote internet piracy and illegal pornography much like they sell heroin and conterfeit super dollars.

      But I don't think they have caught on to that yet... But I wouldn't be suprised if they did.

      It would be something that the RIAA nor the US government could get at either.

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    3. Re:sanctions on yourself? by InsaneProcessor · · Score: 1

      Now you did it! You gave it away. They are just to dumb to figure it out for themselves but, you told them now.

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    4. Re:sanctions on yourself? by Phil06 · · Score: 1

      A cult of personality is not a govenrment. The blame is entirely on one muderous tyrant.

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    5. Re:sanctions on yourself? by G-funk · · Score: 1

      It's not worth it. If the people actually knew just how good the rest of the world has it, there'd be a revolution in about 30 minutes.

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    6. Re:sanctions on yourself? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Cutting off Internet access is sort of like imposing economic sanctions on yourself.

      In North Korea's case though, it's not like the citizens have any money that they'd spend on anything via the Internet though.

      Since when was the primary point of the internet the ability to use it to buy and sell? This is about access to information and a government which wants to prevent it.
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  20. Finally a use for all those C64 and AOL CDs!! by lostngone · · Score: 1, Funny

    Lets air drop thousands of C64's, 2400 buad modems and AOL CDs into NK. Of course they are going to have figure out how to power them, find a phone line and then figure out how to get the C64 to read a CD but hey we can't do everything for them.

    1. Re:Finally a use for all those C64 and AOL CDs!! by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Maybe Junis would be willing to come over from Afganistan to help out...

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  21. North Korea merely respectful of light pollution? by evilandi · · Score: 3, Funny

    The image in TFA merely indicates that the North Koreans are apparently very respectful of light pollution.

    Obliterating our beautiful night skies with yucky orange glow should not be seen as a sign of civilisation.

    Of course, the reality probably is that they aren't environmentally concious at all, but simply don't have much electricity; however, to use a dark night-time satellite image as proof to bolster that assumption, is pretty ignorant and Amer-Euro-centric[TM].

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  22. So this must mean... by DeadboltX · · Score: 4, Funny

    All the koreans that play Starcraft on Battlenet still are from South Korea then?

  23. hey N.Koreans..come read my blog by atarione · · Score: 1

    ...about your oppression and lack of intern.......OH WAIT.

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  24. Why North Korea? Why now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While I agree that censorship is BAD, why is this newsworthy now?
    Why the highlight in North Korea? Is Korea going to be the next Irak?

  25. Censorship and North Korea by rhnk17 · · Score: 0

    AFAIK, it is not the government of North Korea that denies access to the internet, it is the IANA that denies North Korea (and Cuba) access to the WWW by not providing the suffix .kp extensions to them. Not that the people there would have gotten ISP anyway, but at least their cheerful leader could have downloaded more US films, ordered an Ipod,...

  26. Re:North Korea merely respectful of light pollutio by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    Someone give this man a +1 Funny. (That was the intent, yes?)

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  27. Only Old North Koreans Need .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only Young and Old North Koreans need food, electricity, telephones, information, ....

  28. They have more important needs than the internet by Viol8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think in the west we overrate the importance of the internet. At the end of the
    day if the internet suddenly vanished the world economy would survive. If the oil
    suddenly vanished , well you get the idea. So why do people thing that a country that
    has deliberately cut itself off from most of the outside world NEEDS the internet?
    They don't. They don't operate under a capilist economic system so any business
    argument is moot anyway and as for the entertainment side , well they don't even
    have proper TV or radio entertainment so first things first perhaps. I'm sure
    the population after having to survive the whims of a psychotic dictator will
    manage to survive the 21st century without access to Slashdot or YouTube.

  29. Computing in North Korea by Ryu2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I took a trip to the DPRK about a year ago, and had a chance to see a "computer lab" in one of the "showcase" high schools.

    They are for the most part still using Win95, etc. As mentioned in the article, they have their own national intranet, but not Internet access. Sanctions probably make it difficult to get newer things.

    Interestingly, for political reasons, they do not use the (South) Korean version of Windows, but rather they are working on their indigenous solution for entering text and displaying Korean script (hangul/chosongul).

    Some pictures are here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ryu2/49295211/in/set- 1070525/

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    1. Re:Computing in North Korea by zogger · · Score: 1

      nice-and long-slideshow there. Seems to be a lot of cult of the personality large propoganda murals everywhere.

      And what's up with the booze with the snake in it?? That was pretty funny, makes tequila with the worm in it look like it is for wussies...

    2. Re:Computing in North Korea by Robaato · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Interesting...

      Are the North Koreans aware that there actually IS a Korean version of Windows? This travelogue, from back when the World Cup was co-hosted by Japan and South Korea, suggests that they don't. I can easily imagine the North Korean government keeping mum on the existance of a South Korean division of Microsoft.

      Two quotes:
      Oddly enough the students were using the English version of Windows 98 rather than the Korean one. When I asked Mr. Huk why he looked at me like I was an idiot and said because there wasn't a Korean version. A 'fact' that must come as a huge surprise to Microsoft Korea!

      When asked if he felt like they were missing out on all the great information available on the Net Mr. Huk just brushed us off with, "we already know the truth from our government. Why would we want to learn what others say?" Which, in a nutshell, seemed a pretty good explanation of North Korean thought as a whole.
  30. The cellphone reference. by merdaccia · · Score: 1

    From the article,

    Writing in The International Herald Tribune last year, Rebecca MacKinnon, a research fellow at the Berkman Center for Internet and Society at Harvard, suggested that North Korea's ban on cellphones was being breached on the black market along China's border.

    Here's the referenced article. Bit useless unless you live close to the border, but better than nothing I suppose.

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  31. Culturally appropriate content by thingie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is not true that North Korea is an internet black hole. There are a number of sites, such as http://www.mybaduk.com/ aka Koryo Baduk, aka International Friendship Baduk Game Site, DPRK (North Korea) Lotto Venture which are at least intermittantly reachable.

    When there is connectivity, traceroute suggests a very long, slow trip, via China.

    1. Re:Culturally appropriate content by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, well.. thanks for slashdotting it :) Now north koreeans will really be pissed.

  32. Re:North Korea merely respectful of light pollutio by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    to use a dark night-time satellite image as proof to bolster that assumption, is pretty ignorant and Amer-Euro-centric[TM].

    Hello, McFly?

    It ain't a western presumption, its a modern-world-centric presumption. Even most 3rd world countries put out a lot of light in their cities and all the 1st and 2nd world countries are bright and shiny light bulbs.

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  33. Whoever Dies With the Most Toys Wins by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They have no Internet, cellphones, hardly any lights at night. All those "modern" conveniences are important to science and engineering, especially science and engineering culture. Yet N Korea has apparently have nuclear bombs, one of the heights of tech achievement for any society.

    Of course Koreans are as natively smart as any people. Maybe smarter: they have to outwit their totalitarian regime to survive. And they invented moveable type at least a half-century before Europe's vaunted Gutenberg. In fact, pigs appear to have begun domestication in the Korean peninsula before anywhere else (except somehow simultaneously directly across the Pacific, in Peru, but that's another story...). N Koreans are smart, but they're extremely poor and ill equipped. Yet they got the bomb.

    It's clear that they got the bomb tech from elsewhere. From our "allies", Pakistan. Which sent nuke tech to at least N Korea, Libya and Iran, probably during Reagan/Bush, while the US let them all get away with it. OK, we straightened out Libya (for now - Kadaffy is like a Bugs Bunny villain), but the rest are some of our most dangerous enemies. And though they're cutting off the Internet (except maybe Pakistan) as fast as they can, they're developing these extreme scientific "achievements". Cutting into the only superiority the US has, apart from massive production (dependent on their even more massive oil exports, except from N Korea, which exports nothing but fear).

    Maybe we're not so smart, despite our Internet and 24h electric lights.

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    1. Re:Whoever Dies With the Most Toys Wins by Ihlosi · · Score: 4, Interesting
      They have no Internet, cellphones, hardly any lights at night. All those "modern" conveniences are important to science and engineering, especially science and engineering culture. Yet N Korea has apparently have nuclear bombs, one of the heights of tech achievement for any society.



      How much internet and cellphones did the US have in the 1940s ?



      Heck. The people who designed and built the first bomb didn't even have pocket calculators.



      It's clear that they got the bomb tech from elsewhere.



      Hm, well yeah. The knowledge that you can build these things has been around for over hald a century. The basic principles can now be found in pretty much any physics textbook, as opposed to _nowhere_ in the 1940s. Unemployed bomb-builders could be found in Russia.



      It's nowhere near as hard to build a bomb now than it was 60-something years ago.

    2. Re:Whoever Dies With the Most Toys Wins by eglamkowski · · Score: 1

      The pig was first domesticated in China, not North Korea. While block printing is perhaps debatable as to whether it was first in China or Korea, movable type absolutely originated in China.

      The Chinese are the ones with the history of world-changing innovation, just not recently.

      "Printing, gunpowder and the compass: These three have changed the whole face and state of things throughout the world; the first in literature, the second in warfare, the third in navigation; whence have followed innumerable changes, in so much that no empire, no sect, no star seems to have exerted greater power and influence in human affairs than these mechanical discoveries." (Novum Organum, Liber I, CXXIX by Francis Bacon)

      "Gunpowder, the compass, and the printing press were the three great inventions which ushered in bourgeois society. Gunpowder blew up the knightly class, the compass discovered the world market and founded the colonies, and the printing press was the instrument of Protestantism and the regeneration of science in general; the most powerful lever for creating the intellectual prerequisites." Economic Manuscripts of 1861-63, Division of Labour and Mechanical Workshop. Tool and Machinery by Karl Marx.

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    3. Re:Whoever Dies With the Most Toys Wins by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      While the Wikipedia entry counts China as the site of first domestication of pigs, recent mDNA research shows that multiple Eurasian sites first domesticated the pig. And that the European, not Asian, wild animal was the ancestor of today's pigs.

      I'm still searching for the citation I read about a decade ago exploring an alleged simultaneous Korean/Peruvian first domestication of pigs, and (I more hazily recall) chickens. As I said, another story, or apparently stories.

      Other "marxists" had their own reports of agriculture origins.

      China was certainly the source of quite a bit of innovation, and likely will be again now that feudalism's intellectual/industrial stagnation is probably behind it. But of course "China" is a single word meaning many things, many of which are mutually exclusive.

      Wikipedia credits the 1230s Koreans with "the first iron printing press" and 1040s China with "the first moveable type". But after a thousand years, the first inventions might be long gone and forgotten, and their geographical origin with them. No DNA traces left, just culturcentric claims to invention. At least they didn't invent the "perpetual patent".

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  34. I wonder by Vadim+Makarov · · Score: 2, Funny

    what's so huge and brightly lit off the eastern shore of South Korea, in the sea?

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    1. Re:I wonder by 33MHz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Jeju Province (part of South Korea) is to the south; Tsushima Island (part of Japan) is to the south-east.

    2. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Never mind, that's just Godzilla.

    3. Re:I wonder by birdmanbh3 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure which brightly lit spot you mean, but there's a good chance that it's a squid fishing fleet. They use intense lights to lure the squid, and the fishing fleets are easily visisble from space at night. See http://www.city.hakodate.hokkaido.jp/english/$sigh t/guide/data/58.htm

  35. North korea internet contact by viking80 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    North korea claims they have a high speed nationwide network, but that they can not connect it to the internet since USA dominates it.

    The official webpage of north korea is: www.voiceofkorea.org

    You can contact a representitive here: DPRK@voiceofkorea.org

    I actually offered them to install a wifi link for free from Seoul to Pyongyang. Here is the response:

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    Hi

    I deeply appreciate your advices.

    However, we can not use the facility of South Korea at this time because the two governments did not yet agree for this project.

    You are absolutely right that good communication can often overcome suspicion and disagreement.

    I will forward your message to the concerned ministry of DPRK government, and I will inform you when I get response.
    I will also tell you if any DORK company is interested in developing such project with you.

    Thank you.

    Sincerely yours

    VOICE OF KOREA

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    1. Re:North korea internet contact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      The official webpage of north korea is: www.voiceofkorea.org

      Thanks, interesting link. They are so cute, those North Koreans. I was especially charmed by the picture of the tandem bike:

      A NORWEGIAN WHO RIDE WITH A NORTH KOREAN GIRL NEAR SOUTH KOREAN BORDER.
      DPRK WANTS TO RIDE THE BIKE OF PEACE WITH ALL OF YOU AS LONG AS YOU RESPECT DPRK.

      Let's all ride the Bike of Peace together!
    2. Re:North korea internet contact by mrjb · · Score: 1

      The official webpage of north korea is: www.voiceofkorea.org
      Is it? I thought it was http://www.korea-dpr.com. Word has it that their own top-level domain should be available any moment now.

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  36. Yeah right... pick on them by Nephrite · · Score: 1

    What would you expect after you yourself put economic sanctions on them?
    Some kind of economic wonder?
    And however they managed to make an a-bomb after all.

    1. Re:Yeah right... pick on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are allied with China, the second largest economy in the world. They could trade if they wanted to, sanctions or not. It's easy to blame everything on outsiders but so far it seems to me that the only thing their leaders care about is keeping their power. If it means starving their people to death, so be it.

    2. Re:Yeah right... pick on them by eglamkowski · · Score: 1

      And why were the sanctions put into place?

      You are aware that the Korea War was one of only two wars ever sanctioned by the United Nations. This isn't just about the US, it's the entire world against North Korea. You might want to reconsider that the problem really does lie with North Korea, and not everybody else on the planet.

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  37. Re:North Korea merely respectful of light pollutio by maxume · · Score: 1

    And ignoring excellent supporting evidence because it isn't shiny-happy is pretty boring.

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  38. Re:They have more important needs than the interne by Vadim+Makarov · · Score: 1

    I think in the west you overrate the importance of oil, too. The People's Republic of Korea has successfully progressed to switching most of its cars to alternative, environmental-friendly biofuel.

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  39. Yeah but... by RingDev · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How many problems do they have with terrorists? I can see Bush trying to implement such a "security" plan. I mean, someone has to think of the children!

    -Rick

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    1. Re:Yeah but... by nasch · · Score: 1
      How many problems do they have with terrorists?
      Only one. But it's a doozie. ;-)
    2. Re:Yeah but... by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      How many problems do they have with terrorists? I can see Bush trying to implement such a "security" plan. I mean, someone has to think of the children!

      Say there, "Rick" 'ol buddy.... this is what the criminal, terrorist North Korean regime does for "security".

      Now... do you really think that is what President Bush plans to do? If so, when? He has already had six years, is he saving it for the last day in office instead of a Clinton style flurry of pardons? Who do you think would help him perpetrate a similar atrocity? Do you think the FBI and Army are going to help do that? Hmmmm? And who do you think they are going to do it to? American citizens? Democrats?

      Think of the children? I'm thinking of one......, make that four, right now.

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    3. Re:Yeah but... by RingDev · · Score: 1

      Would bush do something like that? No. Using detention centers on US soil is too risky. Better to use locations out side of our borders. Has Bush snatched up 20,000 people? Nope, but enough have been abducted, tortured and freed that we know such activities are taking place.

      Bush is hardly the problem though. While I think he has crossed the line a number of times, should be impeached, and his history of law signatures reviewed, he personally does not scare me so much as what he has done to the constitution scares me. With the foot holds he has put in place the government can LEGALLY monitory you, search you, detain you, refuse you a trial, and ship you overseas. All with out a warrant or any judicial review. He's not waiting for the last day, he's already done it. And while he might not abuse it now, who says the next president won't? Or the president after that? Or after that?

      And for the record, pretty much EVERY president signs a flurry of pardons and laws on their last days in office. Bush Sr did it before Clinton, and Reagan before him. Nothing strange there. Given the current situation with the republican party, I would avoid mud slinging contests, less you come out looking like a War mongering, mistress beating, child molester. The Democrats might not be a whole lot better, but at least their affairs are with consenting adults.

      For what it's worth though, I would have voted for McCain over Kerry. That would have been a beautiful election campaign. Two decorated war veterans. Heroes of this nation. Instead we wind up with deputy do little who has eroded our rights and destroyed our standing in the international view.

      -Rick

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  40. need power first by Luxifer · · Score: 1

    What's the point of having internet access when you don't have electricity?

  41. You mean by WillRobinson · · Score: 1

    The island with dormant volcano, and the air strip on it with a very large 4 engine jet on it? And a miget? You should know.

    1. Re:You mean by Vadim+Makarov · · Score: 1

      No, I see the island. I mean the large group of big dots to the right side of the image, a bit away from the coast. NYT writes that's a map they snapped over Rumsfield's shoulder. So this can just be the American fleet stationed in the Sea of Japan, I suppose?

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    2. Re:You mean by SirBruce · · Score: 1

      I think that photo must be bad in some way. If you look at other earth at night photos on the web, none of them show any light over there, and there's no land there, so I think it's a problem with that particular nytimes photo.

      Bruce

    3. Re:You mean by canavan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Those lights are fishers. They use very bright light to attract fish or shrimp to the surface. There's a lot more of this around japan on this picture. They appear to be clustered around richer fishing grounds.

    4. Re:You mean by Vadim+Makarov · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the answer. I'm reposting the image you've reeferred to in an open access (its original location required some sort of academic or territorially-restricted access: I couldn't initially download it to Russia, had to browse through an external university server).

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  42. Here it is by Konster · · Score: 1

    kimjongil@kwp.nk

    1. Re:Here it is by Konster · · Score: 1

      Er...wrong.

      kimjongil@kwp.kp

  43. No Starcraft..... by Danathar · · Score: 1

    Millions of Koreans who have not played starcraft or WOW.....

    Simply Amazing!

    Joke over....

    Their suffering is dismal and depressing.

  44. Re:They have more important needs than the interne by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    Its probably not that hard in a country where hardly anyone owns a car.

  45. meanwhile, many thousands of miles away.. by kaysan · · Score: 0
    Hundreds of millions of OECD inhabitants were slowly seeing their freedom of movement comprimised by the progression of lawsuits aimed, in the aggregate, at reducing the Internet to something as dull and profitable as a supermarket. To the early 21st century governments, creating laws in favor of their multinational blackmailers/financiers, the decentralized mass of individualistic hedonists were easy to isolate and sue on a individual basis. No collective of internet users ever rose up to claim their rights. No collective of internet consumers even attempted to try and push for historical changes to the way mankind handeled copyright licences on culture/information/art.

    It was only in hindsight, somewhere around 2040 AD that children asked their (formerly slashdotting (grand)parents) why they had had, in their hands, the opportunity to change the world for the better, yet resigned to waiting until the MPAA knocked on their door.

    ...now ain't the downward social comparison always the one that makes you feel better about yourself?...woe North Koreans?

  46. So, the complete lack of Internet access there... by Panaqqa · · Score: 2, Funny

    Presumably means the RIAA will eventually drop the 300 lawsuits it just filed against North Koreans?

  47. Nice Pic of North Korea at Night by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4677663.st m

    This is a closer up pic that was in the news a few weeks ago.

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  48. In North Korea... by jaredbpd · · Score: 1

    ...even old people don't use email!

  49. USA Today vs Pravda by toby · · Score: 0
    This is an impoverished country where televisions and radios are hard-wired to receive only government-controlled frequencies.

    While more overtly Orwellian, the end result is of course the same as selling tunable sets and keeping a compliant media under tight rein (US).

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    1. Re:USA Today vs Pravda by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      While more overtly Orwellian, the end result is of course the same as selling tunable sets and keeping a compliant media under tight rein (US).



      No, since you could still receive foreign broadcasts in the case you describe.

  50. Re:North Korea merely respectful of light pollutio by Angostura · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I suspect it is going to become quite an old-fashioned modern-world-centric presumption quite quickly. Several parts of the UK are planning to turn off all street lighting outside of town centres from midnight to 5am to save on electricity, carbon emissions and to reduce light pollution.

  51. Re:They have more important needs than the interne by Vadim+Makarov · · Score: 1

    They do use cars for delivery of goods, agriculture, etc.

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  52. North Korean Bombs by OakDragon · · Score: 3, Funny
    Well without the Internet how will North Korea use Google Maps to know where to use those bombs.

    Judging from recent missile tests, the AAA Pyongyang city & regional map should suffice.

  53. If it's really so unimportant... by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

    If internet access is as trivial as you say, why do their governments spend time and energy making sure they can't have it? (Or, at least, can't have it all, in China?) If the internet were nothing but mindless YouTube, why would Kim Jong Il or Hu Jintao give two shits about it?

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    1. Re:If it's really so unimportant... by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Western influence , why do you think? It could sow the seeds of revolution. Maybe.
      But thats a different argument. Thats not asking why people *need* it but what
      they might use it for it they had it.

  54. electricity helps by wardk · · Score: 1

    without electrcity, who needs the net?

    most in NK are likely worrying about starving alot more than they are worried about the internet

    unless maybe they can order pizza

  55. Incorrect Title? by RiskyChris · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it be more appropriate to label North Korea as an Internet White Hole, as in a region of space where no information can enter?

  56. Ouch by Malakusen · · Score: 1

    You made me picture "The Postman", when that army is sitting around in the quarry watching Sound of Music. Damn you! I'd forgotten!

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  57. What, no internet? by Dretep · · Score: 1

    I guess North Koreans don't really know what they're missing but they'd probably be better off if Kim Jong-il accidentally tested one of his nukes in the middle of the country. Why hasn't that guy been assassinated yet?

    1. Re:What, no internet? by eglamkowski · · Score: 1

      Considering North Korea has attempted a good number of assassinations itself against South Korean targets, along with some successful high-profile kidnappings, that's a damn good question.

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  58. Re:They have more important needs than the interne by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    Yes but your average person doesn't have one.

  59. Re:I thought NYT was a serious newspaper by Don853 · · Score: 1

    A nighttime satellite photo constitutes espionage?

  60. moot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In May, the Committee to Protect Journalists in New York ranked North Korea No. 1 -- over also-rans like Burma, Syria and Uzbekistan -- on its list of the '10 Most Censored Countries.' That would seem to leave the question of Internet access in North Korea moot."



    moot /mut/
    -adjective
    1. open to discussion or debate

  61. black hole? by L33t+Windozer · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it really was an "Internet black hole", it would suck the rest of the Internet right in.
    Which it doesn't.
    So it's not a black hole.

    1. Re:black hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      it's not about the SUCKING POWER, although the nk internet does suck. it's about the mass, and inescapability.

      The gravitational field outside a black hole is identical to the field produced by any other spherically symmetric object of the same mass. The popular conception of black holes as "sucking" things in is false: objects can orbit around black holes indefinitely without getting any closer. The strange properties of spacetime only become noticeable closer to the black hole. End quote.

      So as long as we're ignoring the actual meaning of the black-hole metaphor a better response might be, "north korean internet isn't very massive. so it's not a black-hole."

    2. Re:black hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just once I wish a Slashdot story could exist without some humorless, autistic idiot with bus-window glasses making a post that takes every little phrase on the most literal, semantic-addled terms trying to sound smart.

    3. Re:black hole? by L33t+Windozer · · Score: 1

      You're right. I shouldn't try to be funny using a language I don't speak natively.
      Oh, and actually I do have clinically attested autistic tendencies.

  62. Standard of Living by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is that, exactly? Money for nothing, housing for free? "Standard of Living" should be measured by the number of individual liberties not taken by the State, not the presence of some arbitrary welfare system.

  63. a drug against war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is my plan:

    1) Build a few million super-sexy ruggedized laptops designed to re-charge via solar cells.

    2) Load these laptops down with the fruits of the decadent west localized into the North Korean dialect.

    3) Build a few hundred thousand ruggedized WiMAX APs designed to self-assemble into an ad-hoc network.

    4) Bomb North Korea into the information age.

  64. Just seemed to fit by crabpeople · · Score: 4, Funny

    Collectivism has caused more human misery than any other idea of the human mind. With every vote I cast and every dollar I give to politicians, I am guided by my desire to see it crushed and swept off the face of the earth. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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    1. Re:Just seemed to fit by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Ironically, Ayn Rand lived in a fantasy world of her own.

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  65. A few lucky ones have lights by wsanders · · Score: 1

    http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/dprk/ dprk-dark.htm (DMSP image of Korean Peninsula at night.)

    As for tubes, as soon as Korea is reunited, or even if China annexes N Korea, they will have bright shiny new InterTubes and every N Korean will have a cell phone in a couple of years considering the enterprising nature of both their border states.

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    1. Re:A few lucky ones have lights by jbrader · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As an astromoer I have to admit there is a tiny part of me that sees that image and thinks they're really lucky.

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  66. Is that site a joke? by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    At the bottom of that page is a supposed speech by our illustrious president. Uhmmm. You'd think a Democrat wrote this! :)

    Text from Voice of Korea:

    The speech of George W Bush to the world audience

    "I warn you that don't even think about your lives in the diversity ! The reason is simple. I am the ruler of the United States and the rest of the world. Do you need more reasons than this ? Therefore, every primitive nation must follow American rules and should obey to USA system. I will tell you what to do and you just do what I say. That's enough to make the world secure. Therefore, you just shut up and follow me otherwise I will teach you with my gun and I will shoot your ass as I did to dirty and smelly Afghanistan and Iraq".

    The president of USA and the rest of world, George W Bush (Junior !).

    Uh... Yeah...

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    1. Re:Is that site a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. That couldn't possibly be an actual quote, the grammar is much better than Bush's!

    2. Re:Is that site a joke? by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a bad translation. English -> Korean -> English (maybe even as bad as babelfish on the last one)

  67. No, the cat does not "got my tongue." by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    > North Korea has chosen to stay wholly off the grid.

    I'm sure Fearless Leader is on the grid. And that's all that has to be, given we recognize the right of the person most able to kill off his political enemies as being just as legitimate as democracy and freedom.

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    1. Re:No, the cat does not "got my tongue." by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      exactly so - the porn grid....

  68. Re:I thought NYT was a serious newspaper by Antiocheian · · Score: 1

    Nah, the secretary of Defense would be just interested in the view.

  69. Re:Chosen? Tubes? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    I was thinking more of like, "It's like a type of Global Habitrail... with bunnies in tubes in the tubes, delivering the messages..."

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  70. Chomsky by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    if you've ever read any chomsky...

    We need a new Godwin's Law.

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  71. Re:Israeli forces begin massive uninstall of Windo by thebigbluecheez · · Score: 1

    boy you might be legally retarded!

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  72. Looks like South Korea can sleep easy... by john_oshea · · Score: 1

    http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,59043,00 .html - well as easy as you can sleep with a bunch of big ol' 20th century howitzers aimed at your capital...

  73. But They Do Have Internet... Seriously by Cr33pybusguy · · Score: 1

    I just stumbled into this thought I'd share it. I'm signing up for the email account.

    http://www.culturehole.com/article.asp?blog_id=11

    The 17th was The 80th Anniversary of Formation of the Down-with-Imperialism Union big news people, big news.
    http://www.kcckp.net/en/

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  74. Squid fishermen? by 0b1knob · · Score: 1

    I've read that Japanese squid fishing ships attract squid from the deep by shining bright lights into the ocean. Supposedly this is visible from space. I wonder if that is what you see offshore?

  75. Re:But They Do Have Internet... Seriously by Frogbert · · Score: 1

    Just a note on that. Their online store offers a DRM free version of "Hong Kil Dong" for only $2.50 US.

    What a bargain.

  76. Re:North Korea merely respectful of light pollutio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would *love* to be able to do that here (Albuquerque, NM USA). Aside from "crime prevention," I don't understand why we need so many lights. I'm not saying that good reasons do not exist, only that I cannot think of any...dark sky kicks ass.

  77. Re:North Korea merely respectful of light pollutio by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

    It just shows how deeply ingrained the agressive consumeristic attitude towards nature is in the western psyche. It's both wasteful and unnatural to have lights at night, so by turning them off North Koreans both preserve he enviroment and stay healthy.

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  78. Re:North Korea merely respectful of light pollutio by bobsledbob · · Score: 1

    I want to know how they lit up the border like that so nice and crisp. I'm guessing it's the border fences and watch towers.

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  79. Re:North Korea merely respectful of light pollutio by acb · · Score: 1

    And probably turn them back on after their rates of street violence (already very high in the UK) skyrocket.

  80. Hacking the DPRK? by pr0digy25 · · Score: 1

    This story wanted me to post about something that's been floating around in my mind for awhile... Let's assume the DPRK has *some* form of Internet link... I don't beleive they are totally isolated on the net, probably have a decent sized pipe with PRC. Now if one were attempt hacking anything anything within their border... do you *really* think the FBI/CIA/SS or any other agency (or your local law-enforcement/intelligence agencies in your home country) would really give a rat's tail? Heck they might even ask you if you have anything they feel they should know?

  81. I understand in North Korea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they still use emacs

  82. Re:North Korea merely respectful of light pollutio by Angostura · · Score: 1

    You saw the 'outside of town centres' bit, I presume.