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Next Generation of iPods to have Wi-Fi?

Zephyr14z writes "A TMCnet article states that Apple has filed a patent for iPods that can purchase music wirelessly over the internet. This was an expected feature in the Zune, though it turns out not to be true. 'While this could be an effort to fight the software giant and its product directly, it should be noted that Zune's built-in Wi-Fi will be limited to the file sharing between devices with no direct Internet purchases from the handheld,' says Campbell."

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  1. Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by P(0)(!P(k)+P(k+1)) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Odd, first of all, that this article appears in YRO (because it involves a patent?); second, and odder still, is Susan Campbell's commentary:

    Apple and its iPod didn't earn its throne in the portable music player industry because it had the easiest to use player that offered the best song selection. This success also didn't come because it offered the most competitive price. Apple has been able to dominate this market because of its marketing campaign, pure and simple.

    O RLY? As far as I can tell, Susan seems to be a ressentissante Microsoft shill:

    Apple did borrow a winning strategy from Microsoft in keeping its technology proprietary. [Emphasis mine]

    Suffice to say, even the slickest market campaign can't account alone for iPod's success; just look at the PS3 or Zune: you can't pull the wool over everyone's eyes all the time.

    That said, if Apple does introduce Wi-Fi (or an iPod cell-phone, for that matter), it will be on its own time; and not because it's scared of Zune.

    1. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by mgv · · Score: 3, Insightful



              Apple did borrow a winning strategy from Microsoft in keeping its technology proprietary. [Emphasis mine]

      Suffice to say, even the slickest market campaign can't account alone for iPod's success; just look at the PS3 or Zune: you can't pull the wool over everyone's eyes all the time.


      Perhaps more importantly, if apple has the patent, microsoft doesn't

      It might be more of a blocking exercise than anything else - apple has a perfectly good model for sales, and might just be doing this to prevent other models from happening.

      Probably being paranoid here

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    2. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This could quite possibly be the first time any human has ever used the terms "ressentissante" and "O RLY" in such close proximity.

    3. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by b1ufox · · Score: 1
      Apple and its iPod didn't earn its throne in the portable music player industry because it had the easiest to use player that offered the best song selection. This success also didn't come because it offered the most competitive price. Apple has been able to dominate this market because of its marketing campaign, pure and simple.

      just to add, in this competitive scenario marketing makes a lot of difference between winner and the runner up.If Apple is able to dominate the market because of its marketing campaign, its definetly one of the aces Apple has got up their sleeves.And not to mention the desperate and aggressive marketing employed by the Zune makers( read MS ) to make market for themselves.

      I live in a developing nation.Every damn retailer, hotelier, industry is trying deperately to gain market share.MS being one of them. This may sound a bit biased but i have never ever seen Apple marketing desperately everywhere they can think of.Certainly Apple know how to market, where to market and it proves its class better than Zune in this matter.

      May be i am wrong but its just me afterall :)

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    4. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by SEMW · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >just look at the PS3 or Zune: you can't pull the wool over everyone's eyes all the time.

      Don't count your chickens before they're hatched. Slashdot readers may have a good idea of the real issues behind the PS3 and Sony's tactics, especially, but Slashdot readers are not a significant proportion of Joe Public. To the average consumer, "Sony" still conjures up images of reasonably reliable shiny metal consumer electronics, not RIAA lawsuits, rootkit CDs, or the Blu-ray DRM debacle. Sorry to tell you, but it's the advertising and PR campaigns alone that will make or break the PS3; it's how well they can sell that their product is really worth $600. Same applied to the Zune. What Slashdot readers consider "the real issues" will factor into it little if at all.

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    5. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The paradox, I'm afraid, of the /b/-tard.

    6. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Apple and its iPod didn't earn its throne in the portable music player industry because it had the easiest to use player that offered the best song selection. This success also didn't come because it offered the most competitive price. Apple has been able to dominate this market because of its marketing campaign, pure and simple.

      I would have to say that Apple of all companies, did market the iPod better than their competitors. They made an MP3 player (which at the time considered a geek's gadget) cool. But they also made the technology easy to use for the average consumer. Considering the alternatives when the iPod came out. Flash MP3 players that could store 32MB or 64MB. That capacity is well under two CDs, and portable CD players were cheap. Also it was a pain to get music onto them. Or something like the Nomad which had more capacity (6GB) but couldn't be used as a hard drive and was the size of a portable CD player.
      Enter the iPod. It can be used a portable hard drive. It fit in your pocket. It could store enough songs to last for days. It was easy to use. It was easy to sync (and it got easier later). Is it a surprise it took over the market. And Apple unlike some of their competitors kept innovating? I had a Rio 32MB player. The only thing that the next model added was more capacity.

      Apple did borrow a winning strategy from Microsoft (News - Alert) in keeping its technology proprietary. However, this strategy doesn't seem to be enough to keep the fruity giant on top as consumers are beginning to tire of the iPod and iTunes restrictions. This patent could either protect Apple's vision or tarnish its appeal in the eyes of the consumer. Either way - watch out for more news from Johansen and DoubleTwist Ventures as we have likely not heard the last from him.

      The factor behind Apple's DRM is not Apple. It is the music companies. I don't think Apple cares if you use your iPod to share all your music with everyone. But the RIAA might. As for restrictions, these are not unique to Apple. PlaysForSure limits you as well. And MS new Zune DRM is identical to Apple's strategy.

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    7. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by sydsavage · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Although the nature of the patent doesn't portend this, a WiFi enabled iPod would dovetail nicely with the forthcoming iTV. You would now be able to play music and videos stored on the iPod over your stereo (and TV) with no cables attached. You could keep it close by, and the iPod becomes the remote, as well as the storage medium.

    8. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      Suffice to say, even the slickest market campaign can't account alone for iPod's success; just look at the PS3 or Zune:

      Huh? Do you really think that, in 18 months, we will not be talking about the PS3? The Zune is practically stillborn but the PS3 has a nearly guaranteed gigantic launch. Besides, you referenced 'slick marketing campaigns', of which I've seen just billboards for the PS3 and fuck-all for Zune. I agree that the iPod is not just about marketing but you picked some strange illustrations.

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    9. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by bloodstains · · Score: 1
      Suffice to say, even the slickest market campaign can't account alone for iPod's success; just look at the PS3 or Zune: you can't pull the wool over everyone's eyes all the time.
      ORLY? Its not that I disagree with your point, but it's kind of hard to call an unreleased product a failure. If you'll remember, a large number of people thought the iPod would fail before its release as well.
    10. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGEEEEEEEE RAAAAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!" is not a "slick marketing campaign". While I don't personally like the ipod ads they seem to work on a lot of people. To say that ipod has succeeded for any reason other than the marketing is absurd. It's over-priced, feature-lacking, and the interface (yes fanboys, the interface) is pretty clunky. They also look reasonably ridiculous.

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    11. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Well, most people who own MP3 players disagree with you. Including my father. He had bunch of mp3 players and returned them all because they were too hard to use or too hard to get things onto. I bought him an iPod mini for his birthday and THAT one stuck... because of the interface.

    12. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      To say that ipod has succeeded for any reason other than the marketing is absurd. It's over-priced, feature-lacking, and the interface (yes fanboys, the interface) is pretty clunky.


      I dunno, I've had several portable digital music players, and actually only just recently started using iPod; the interface seems better by far than any other I've seen for the same type of product As for price, iPods aren't significantly more expensive than major competitors with similar feature sets (minus seemless iTunes integration) like Zen. But when iPod came out, IIRC, it was far more expensive than most players with few others anywhere close to its neighborhood, but also far fewer even roughly feature competitive. Sure, the marketing campaign played a role, but if it hadn't pleased people, there would have been a massive bad word-of-mouth backlash. Instead, lots of people bought, loved it, and evangelized it to more people.

      And success bred success, because the wide variety of available 3rd party accessories, stationary systems that iPod's can dock with, etc., are all fed by the existing success, and push further success.
    13. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by DJCacophony · · Score: 1

      Suffice to say, even the slickest market campaign can't account alone for iPod's success; just look at the PS3 or Zune: you can't pull the wool over everyone's eyes all the time.

      I have never, ever seen any marketting campaign for ps3 or zune. Not even an online one. The only way I knew about the zune was because I saw engadget mention it, and the only way I knew there would even be a ps3 was because there was a ps2.

      Meanwhile I cannot go for a few commercial breaks (depending on the network) without seeing a commercial for some new ipod nano or shuffle or colored ipod or ipod + itunes or new itunes album.

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    14. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by DJCacophony · · Score: 1

      That capacity is well under two CDs

      How much under?

      one CD.

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    15. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by DJCacophony · · Score: 1

      Most people who own mp3 players, own only an ipod. Most people think an mp3 player is synonymous with an ipod, and would be surprised to learn that other companies make them too. Most people haven't seen any other mp3 player, EVER, and so would not be able to draw a comparison between the ipod interface and that of another mp3 player. Also, most people are complete retards.

      Oh, I forgot my completely unsubstantiated anecdote - Ok, so one time I bought each person in my entire family a bunch of mp3 players (including the ipod) from different manufacturers, and all of them preferred the other mp3 players to the ipod.

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    16. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shill maybe but I have the same opinion. People claim about slick, just works, easy to use, etc.. but those are things that you do not know until you have already bought the product. 99% of iPod users never even looked at other products, do not know the name of other products, and probably can not name another mp3 player model or company name. It is hard to claim that one is far superior and better when almost no one looked at the competition. There are many non techies in my office that have iPods and no nothing about DRM, nothing about play list sorting and management, nothing about id3 tags, nothing about bit rates, nothing about compression, nothing about sound quality, nothing about other types of players and honestly do not care about other players. That is fine but those same users are also not claiming some religion and spouting off bogus claims of how something is better then something else either because they have NEVER used anything else, what they have works and they are happy. I am not attempting to compare the iPod with other products here, but simply point out that most people (away from the small fraction of /. compared to real world) that own a specific player right now probably did not compare different products either before they bought what they did.

      Apple introduced a portable digital music player system to the market at the right time, the iPod was different enough and was integrated enough to stand out above the crowd in a very new market. The portable player market would have taken off with or without the iPod, it is new technology and it caught on quickly because people wanted it. This concept is no different then portable cassette player (Walkman) in the late 70's, VHS players and rental stores in the early 80's, the CD audio changeover in the mid 80's, computers in the late 80's, the Internet in the mid/late 90's, the DVD movie frenzy and digital cameras in the early 2000's and the portable/automotive DVD/LCD combo player craze or more recent times. A new technology product gets released that has an advantage and use over what was available before and the consumers buy it. None of these technologies were mass switch overs from one existing product of equal functionality to another one with small changes or improvements, they were all brand new and not already owned by the bulk of the population.
      What does make the portable music market a little different then my examples was the "proprietariness" of the technology but for people that aren't familiar with the technology, that does not matter just as long as it works.

    17. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, most people are complete retards. Except you, of course. We should listen when you say that the iPod interface sucks, it's overpriced and under featured, and everybody else in the world is an idiot. Why? Well, you said so, of course!

      This is kind of a crazy idea, but do you think, just maybe, other people in the world have, say, different tastes, needs or wants than you do? Nah, too out there hey? They just think they do. Retards.

      Oh yeah, most people haven't seen anything but an iPod either. Every Future Shop and Best Buy doesn't have a rack of side by side, batteries in, working, out in the open, pick me up and play with me mp3 players, including the iPod, almost always with at least a couple of customers in front of it.

    18. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suffice to say, even the slickest market campaign can't account alone for iPod's success
       
      Maybe not account for it alone, but i'd feel pretty safe to say about 90% of it's sales are. It's not exactly the greatest mp3 player. Plenty of better products to get at better prices in this category. And i'm no MS shill, i have no intention of even coming into contact with a Zune if I can help it. In fact I'm even looking at upgrading to a new larger mp3 player and I have a list of ones to compare - there is nothing Apple or MS on that list.

    19. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by WinDoze · · Score: 1

      Apple is clearly doing something correct with the iPod. I have to use Macs for work, and honestly, hate every minute of it. But I just recently bought my first iPod (80GB video) after months of struggling to find another player. I didn't. The reason I finally realized the iPod was the choice for me is very simple: The iTunes Music Store. It has more content that I want than any other competing service by a huge margin. TV shows in particular, but music as well. It just has the content I want, easily available, so I swallowed my hatred of Apple, went to the damn store, and bought my iPod. If they can convince me, they can convince anyone. I don't even have a cell phone, but now I have an iPod that you can have when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

    20. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      The factor behind Apple's DRM is not Apple. It is the music companies. I don't think Apple cares if you use your iPod to share all your music with everyone.

      But they do care if you can get your iTunes tracks onto a competitor's player.

    21. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by DJCacophony · · Score: 1

      We should listen when you say that the iPod interface sucks

      When did I say the iPod interface sucks? I'm ignoring the rest of your comment because you're obviously in such a blind rage over somebody critisizing an apple product that you're confusing who made what statements.

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    22. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Yes... I'm the fanboy. Your regarding everyone who doesn't agree with you about your choice of mp3 player as a retard is perfectly normal.

      Shall I quote, just to make sure we know who said what?

      From comment #16610098, by DJCacaphony:

      "Also, most people are complete retards."

      Not to mention the ridiculous and conspiracy theory-esque "Most people haven't seen any other mp3 player, EVER."

    23. Re:Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Zune? by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      Yes they do, but that's because the iTunes music store is a non profit (for Apple) way to get people to buy iPods.

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  2. Blast from the past... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Wireless! More space than a Nomad! Awesome!

  3. Wireless by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    It's a nice idea, but wireless is slow. Certainly slower than firewire anyway. And these havea lot of storage. Will people really want to spend several hours uploading their mp3 collection?

    1. Re:Wireless by ack154 · · Score: 1

      Well I think the idea would be more for browsing the iTMS via wifi and purchasing songs. Of course having the ability for a wifi sync might still come in handy if you just added a few songs to your library and don't have your dock handy for a connection.

      Though syncing an entire collection may be extremely time consuming, I bet some people would be just fine with letting it get started before bed or something. Should be done by morning right? If not, it's their own fault for not using a cable...

    2. Re:Wireless by azieniki · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it is for purchasing or browsing the Itunes Music Store via the internet then wireless is faster than most peoples internet connection, b or g. So downloading a song shouldn't take any longer straight to the ipod.

    3. Re:Wireless by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      It's a nice idea, but wireless is slow. Certainly slower than firewire anyway. And these havea lot of storage. Will people really want to spend several hours uploading their mp3 collection?

      Well, 802.11g isn't all that slow. I don't think you'd want to fill your new 30GB iPod wirelessly, but it would be fine for syncing, buying music, and exchanging music if such a feature were enabled. Basically, use firewire/USB2 the first time, and wireless after that. I certainly wouldn't mind having such a feature.

    4. Re:Wireless by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      It is for browsing iTunes and purchasing songs. I just don't think that's a very novel idea. I could do this before on my laptop. Ok, I don't have a laptop, but if I did, I could wirelessly browse itunes and download music. The fact that it's in an iPod or any music player doesn't make it much of a leap.

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    5. Re:Wireless by sydsavage · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Unless your laptop fits in a jacket pocket, I'm afraid I'll have to respectfully disagree. Being able to purchase music and video content from iTMS while unchained from any desktop or laptop would be a HUGE leap. This would also open the door to owning (and populating) an iPod without needing a computer in the first place.

    6. Re:Wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a nice idea, but wireless is slow. Certainly slower than firewire anyway. And these havea lot of storage. Will people really want to spend several hours uploading their mp3 collection?

      Wireless. More space than a Nomad. Still lame?

    7. Re:Wireless by spectral · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And with that new enhancement to iTunes to allow people to get the (purchased!) data back off an iPod... it seems pretty obvious that this is where apple is heading. Previously, you would have been able to purchase it to the iPod and then it would have been stuck there. No more.

    8. Re:Wireless by joshetc · · Score: 1

      Its ok if it is slower than firewire as most of us don't have 800mbit internet connections.. or 400mbit, or even 45mbit. The method of transfer almost doesn't matter for actually purchasing songs, possibly for syncing. You'll still be able to sync via firewire anyway though...

    9. Re:Wireless by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      It may be a huge leap in convenience, but it isn't a huge leap in terms of the technology, or the idea of downloading music.

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    10. Re:Wireless by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      If you go that way the portable music player wasn't really that much of a leap either. After all it's not like you couldn't fit a couple wax cylinders in your coat pocket...

      Plus by turning the crank you didn't need batteries. Much more reliable IMO...

      Now where's my stupid horse wandered off to ?

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  4. please... by Pliep · · Score: 1

    Apple has many patents, including this one. That does not mean that it immediately will be applied in any of Apple's products. Stop spreading rumours based on patents.

    1. Re:please... by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 0

      Exactly, and from what I understood, they may have submitted it only to annoy MS.

    2. Re:please... by timeOday · · Score: 1
      That does not mean that it immediately will be applied in any of Apple's products.
      Oh, it's worse than that... this patent decreases the odds that anybody else will finally get around to implementing this obvious feature. I only hope it only covers buying music vi WiFi, and not selectively downloading music from your own computer via WiFi, or buying and storing music wirelessly using a 3G or other cellphone network.
    3. Re:please... by Cloud+9 · · Score: 1
      buying and storing music wirelessly using a 3G or other cellphone network.

      I haven't been able to find the patent filing yet, so I don't know the scope. However, if that's one of their goals with this patent, Verizon Wireless already has prior art with their VCast Music service.

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  5. What's the big deal with wireless? by dpaluszek · · Score: 1

    Seriously people, what's the big deal? When I listen to my mp3, I'm not using it to surf the net or give more money to some company for music.

    But this is my opinion. If I want to get something off the internet, I would being using my laptop instead of some Apple iPod. What a load of crap.

    1. Re:What's the big deal with wireless? by aplusjimages · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most /. users probably wouldn't use the feature that much, but luckily for Apple, theres a mass of suckers out there who can't stop downloading their songs by the pound. What better way to get some money is for those people to be able to download the songs, while away from their computer, like while at the mall after browsing through a music store.

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    2. Re:What's the big deal with wireless? by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      And even better for Apple, the moment one of these gets stolen with a credit card number on it (I'm assuming here that all that information is stored on the device, they are not making the user enter it in each time they buy a song), they will quickly max it out on iTunes music.

      I think there is a reason MS decided to go without this for the Zune.

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    3. Re:What's the big deal with wireless? by NixLuver · · Score: 1

      LOL... No, not at all. You register with the iTunes store and authorize the device. No credit card is stored, and it's fairly simple to log on to iTunes and de-authorize one of your devices.

      I'm thinking this feature would be pretty cool to have; think of a song or album you're dying to have and download it from iTunes store without breaking out the laptop - or maybe even without having the laptop with me! Sweet.

    4. Re:What's the big deal with wireless? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      How many songs are in a pound? If you are referring to the british basic unit of currency (buc), how many songs can you buy for a pound? is it 1? because if it is, you are getting ripped off. They are really cheap in Canada, being only 99 canadian cents, which is technically cheaper than buying music in the US.

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    5. Re:What's the big deal with wireless? by Rob86TA · · Score: 1
      I think you missed the point.

      If the iPod is able to make purchases wirelessly, it either has the credit card or the account linked to the credit card on it. While you're running home (or to the nearest internet cafe) to de-authorise the device, someone would be able to rack up charges on the credit card.

      Sure they wouldn't be able to play the songs, but they still went onto your credit card.

    6. Re:What's the big deal with wireless? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      theres a mass of suckers out there who can't stop downloading their songs by the pound

      Who's the sucker - the one who cherry-picks the two or three songs off an album that they actually like and buys them at 79p each, or the one who buys the CD for £15?

    7. Re:What's the big deal with wireless? by sydsavage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gee, I don't know... maybe you would have to enter a password to make a purchase using your stored credit card info? Kind of like how iTunes already works? Yes, I know you can opt to save your password in iTunes, but if this was a really a valid concern, they could remove that option from the iPod.

      Just think of the stolen iPod recovery potential, too. "Mr. Smith, the iPod you reported stolen yesterday just logged onto the network in the Starbucks at Central Ave. and Main St. The device has been disabled, and we are dispatching the iPolice now."

    8. Re:What's the big deal with wireless? by Harlockjds · · Score: 1

      Or even better someone sells their ipod and forgets they have it enabled to buy music wirelessly on their CC until they get a big bill from the new owner buying music.

    9. Re:What's the big deal with wireless? by NiteShaed · · Score: 1
      And even better for Apple, the moment one of these gets stolen with a credit card number on it (I'm assuming here that all that information is stored on the device, they are not making the user enter it in each time they buy a song), they will quickly max it out on iTunes music.


      I don't think that would happen. I believe the actual CC information is stored at the iTunes store, I enter my password to log on when making a purchase, and they use the info that's put on file when the account was created. It shouldn't add any more risk than already exists.
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    10. Re:What's the big deal with wireless? by elcanon · · Score: 1

      FUD. In my experience with the iTunes Store, Apple sends me an email RECEIPT each time a payment is drafted from my linked credit card, even if it just $.99. What's more, credit card issuers provide PROTECTIONS for consumers with unauthorized purchases, the key advantage to using credit cards in the first place. It seems crazy that Apple would not include a "Master Reset" function with a iPod with this type of feature, similar to that of your mobile phone that you would use if you sold your phone on eBay or elsewhere.

    11. Re:What's the big deal with wireless? by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      Man, maybe they just don't want to break the law. Maybe they like to have things right now, wherever they are. Maybe downloading wirelessly is just fun. And maybe they are "suckers". But not all of them are suckers.

    12. Re:What's the big deal with wireless? by clinexo · · Score: 1

      The wireless won't only be used for buying songs or surfing the web. Apple already offers the Airport Express/Extreme wireless access points that feature an AirTunes, allowing you to wirelessly stream music from iTunes to your home stereo system. With an 802.11x enabled iPod, you could join it to your wireless network and stream songs from your iPod directly to your Airport enabled home stereo, without any headphones or other wires.

      That's the type of integration we've come to expect from Apple: Maximizing functionality while simplifying the user interface. Trust me, I already use AirTunes at home and being able to add my iPod to the mix would be about as cool as it can get. (That is, until apple makes AirMovies or whatever they will call their future generations of media streaming access points.)

    13. Re:What's the big deal with wireless? by admactanium · · Score: 1
      FUD. In my experience with the iTunes Store, Apple sends me an email RECEIPT each time a payment is drafted from my linked credit card, even if it just $.99
      heck, apple sends me an email receipt even when my purchase is free (like the tuesday free song download or a free video download).
    14. Re:What's the big deal with wireless? by Harlockjds · · Score: 1

      1) I'm sure they will provide a way of clearing this data... that's why i said if the person FORGETS to clear their info from the ipod

      2) getting a receipt doesn't do much good since they already charged you

      3) this would likely fall outside the credit card protection since the customer didn't take reasonable care to protect their info and left it on the ipod, and yes that is an exception in the visa/mastercard protection plans.

    15. Re:What's the big deal with wireless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certainly the one who pays £15 for a CD. You can get most new CDs for £7.99 from cdwow.com (and sometimes cheaper elsewhere), the ones that cost more usually have extras like a bonus CD/DVD. If an artist makes a track I absolutely have to get, then it is likely I'll like the rest of the album. If I only like 2 or 3 tracks then the artist really isn't that good and there isn't much point buying the album since I have plenty of music already and there isn't much point in me me buying more music unless it really is good.

    16. Re:What's the big deal with wireless? by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      I thought about that, but unless they add a keyboard to the ipod, its going to be a pain to type that in each time you want to download a song.

      Now what could work would be a subscription model like the one used by Yahoo/Napster/Rhapsody where you pay something like $20 a month and get unlimited access to however many songs you want. However, Apple has been opposed to such a model since the idea was first floated.

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    17. Re:What's the big deal with wireless? by xerxesdaphat · · Score: 1

      Not really, they could use the same thing they use when you `lock' your iPod -- the pseudo-bank-vault interface where you choose a 4-digit numerical password. It's not too hard or slow to use.

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    18. Re:What's the big deal with wireless? by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      I still think that is going to be too much of a pain for people to actually use. After all, most cell phones also can be locked, yet how many people bother with them? But I guess at the end of the day, as I said in the beginning, that could be good for Apple's business.

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  6. need cable anyway? by spectrokid · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You need to hook it up anyway to recharge. Just using Wifi to download music means they will have to cram a lot of iTunes/iStore functionality into the ipod. Byebye simple userinterface... How about security? Either they make you enter your credit card number with the clickwheel(????) or else it gets "linked" to your iPod on the Apple servers. Lose your iPod and the thief can shop around on your card... The whole point about the iPod is that all complexity is parked in iTunes.

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    1. Re:need cable anyway? by bilbravo · · Score: 1

      I agree this is stupid, but not sure about the credit card fiasco. I entered my credit card through Apple's website when setting up an Apple ID. Then iTunes only uses your Apple ID. I suppose they could get your password from it somehow, but more than likely it would just link the iPod to your account and verify that way.

      I see lots of issues with this plan.

    2. Re:need cable anyway? by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      Surely they're linked through the DRM system anyway?

    3. Re:need cable anyway? by slash.dt · · Score: 1
      You need to hook it up anyway to recharge

      You don't need to hook it up to your iTunes machine to charge though - I do a lot of my charging from my work computer that doesn't have iTunes installed or from a power charger.

    4. Re:need cable anyway? by siegesama · · Score: 1

      Most of your post can be summed up as, "I cannot figure out a way to make it work, therefore Apple cannot figure out a way to make it work. Hence, the only way for it to work is badly." They have a lot at stake, and a lot of fantastically smart people working behind this, let's see what they have to offer.

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    5. Re:need cable anyway? by (H)elix1 · · Score: 1

      You need to hook it up anyway to recharge.

      You need a cable to recharge, but I'd view it like Ethernet or wireless. Of course copper is faster, but there are times where it is just not convenient. My blackberry, for instance, uses a USB cable to recharge and do data. I can feed it power with my wife's cell phone charger too which is nothing more than a wall wart and USB cable. I'd like to have my cake and eat it too with an Ipod... Just another opinion.

    6. Re:need cable anyway? by oc255 · · Score: 1
      Hook it up to recharge? Apple needs to hire Tesla and work on wireless power. Or maybe consult with Highlander.

      From the iPod Gen 9 Manual, Section 5.6
      When your iPod runs out of power there is an easy way to recharge it.
      1. Hold up your unit to the sky
      2. Scream "there can be only one"
      3. Wait for the charging icon to disappear during The Quickening process
      Then we really would look like the people in the iPod ads, solid black ... burned to a crisp.
    7. Re:need cable anyway? by BRSQUIRRL · · Score: 1

      I'll give you one great use of iPod+WiFi that wouldn't require a lot of complex functionality on the iPod itself: podcasts. All of the feed URLs for the podcasts to which you are subscribed sync to the iPod from iTunes. The iPod can then, when connected to a WiFi hotspot, grab the latest podcasts without having to be connected to a PC.

      I would personally love this for long car trips, as I wouldn't need to bring along my laptop just to grab the latest podcasts when I stop at Starbucks.

    8. Re:need cable anyway? by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      You missed the vital step of lopping off some other "immortal" guy's head...

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    9. Re:need cable anyway? by profplump · · Score: 1

      Some of us have discovered that the iPod can be charged away from the computer. I use my iPod almost exclusively in the car, and since there's an electrical system there, I also charge my iPod in the car. In fact, the most common reason I take my iPod out of the car is to sync it with my computer. I personally would consider syncing from the garage useful. I can see why you wouldn't, but it's a bit ego-centric to say that there is no reasonable use for a feature exists simply because you can't think of anything interesting to do with that feature.

      And your CC argument is just FUD. ITMS currently works by linking your purchases to an Apple ID, which is linked to your credit card. The CC number is already stored in their computers; you log in to your Apple account from iTunes (which stays logged in for a fairly long period) and they charge your CC when that account makes purchases. Presumably you'd have to log the iPod into the ITMS (either directly or via iTunes) before you were authorized to purchase music from it. Such an iPod is no more or less a risk than a laptop that's logged in to the ITMS.

    10. Re:need cable anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe this has something to do with the new patent they have on exposing the ipod to music playing on a stereo, and having the ipod identify the music and offer to download it for you from the Music Store.

      Minimal user interaction, minimal interface, dead simple.

  7. Huh? by el_womble · · Score: 1

    So iPods are successful, in part because they understood that what people need, above all else in a music player is simplicity. So you can't manage you music on the iPod, you manage them on your computer.

    Now I can see that it is possible using the new search facility to access and select songs from the iTunes store (if the new iPods had wireless), but surely one of the great things about an iPod is that you can't.

    Just because you can use a scroll wheel for text entry and pointing doesn't mean that you should.

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    1. Re:Huh? by NixLuver · · Score: 1

      Either in this patent or another one filed this week, they included a full-surface touch screen; I don't think we have to worry about Apple releasing an iPod with a click-wheel 'alpha' keyboard for regular usage.

  8. Breaks the 'pod' model by robinp · · Score: 1

    I'd say this is unlikely as you're likely to want to back up the song you bought on the ipod to a computer. Transfer of files that way is not really part of the current model (to prevent people DLing their songs onto another computer).

    I could be wrong though.

    1. Re:Breaks the 'pod' model by pete.com · · Score: 1

      You can sync purchased music from the iPod to any of your 5 "registered" computers now.

    2. Re:Breaks the 'pod' model by hcdejong · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As of iTunes 7, you can move authorized music from the iPod to the computer. This was announced as a way to sync the iTunes library on two computers, but it'd also be useful for music that was downloaded to the iPod via wireless.

    3. Re:Breaks the 'pod' model by robinp · · Score: 1


      I stand corrected.

    4. Re:Breaks the 'pod' model by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's just like Apple, too; making a change that didn't really strike anyone at the time, only to reveal that it was in preparation for a bigger change later.

  9. Finally by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Funny

    CmdrTaco must feel important that they got round to listening to his ideas.
    I wonder if they will increase capacity as well ;)

    No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.

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    1. Re:Finally by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention adding a good MP3 encoder.

      Oh, right...the other lame.

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  10. Re:How about play in USB mode? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's annoying that I can't play my ipoo when it's hooked up to the puter

    Unmount the drive, fucktard. It's not a server.

  11. Wireless is the future by LaughingCoder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This move is long overdue. Hopefully Apple will do a better job than Microsoft did. It is *so* 90's to have to dock your player just to get music into it. The technology exists today to make a very capable wireless media player, what is missing is someone (Apple?) to make it useful and functional. The possibilities are endless. Imagine "Mall Radio Stations", audio lectures or supplemental material distributed wirelessly to all the students in the classroom, having a playlist at a party that is a composite of all the wireless devices in the room/house. Let the next wave of portable music players begin!

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    1. Re:Wireless is the future by rudeboy1 · · Score: 1

      I like the way you think. Those are all AWESOME ideas. It's the next logical step for audio museum, bus and taxi tours. I was always hoping this would happen, (figures I just got my second iPod 3 weeks ago. Going to be a while before I get another one) so I could listed to Groove Salad on my iPod.

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    2. Re:Wireless is the future by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1
      The technology exists today to make a very capable wireless media player
      I don't know.. I looked at my sister's mobile phone -- you just right click a bunch of files you selected, click send to -> [phone name]. And.. that was it. Music was uploaded (via bluetooth) and immediately available. Seems the technology is already here.
      what is missing is someone (Apple?) to make it useful and functional.
      Is this another one of those things where you need to download their proprietary software that works so-so under windows, but okay on Mac and doesn't work at all on other operating systems just so you can upload the music?
      The possibilities are endless. Imagine "Mall Radio Stations"
      Most malls have speakers already...
      audio lectures or supplemental material distributed wirelessly to all the students in the classroom
      That would be kind of nifty... But quite a few lecturers want you to pay first. I doubt it would be that simple.
      having a playlist at a party that is a composite of all the wireless devices in the room/house.
      Assuming one replaces all their equipment...
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    3. Re:Wireless is the future by LaughingCoder · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Seems the technology is already here.
      That's what I said. It's not a technology issue. And when I tout the use of wireless, in my mind the *right* way to do it is to seemlessly blend cellular wireless with WIFI. Imagine a device that could do both (some PDA phones can do this) ... you start a download on WIFI as you leave the house and get into your car. Your WIFI signal drops and the download application automatically opens up a cell connection and continues the download. At the same time your car's radio connects via bluetooth or WIFI to your device and your personal "radio station" begins playing from your device through your car stereo. As new content trickles in, it gets mixed into the play list. All of this is possible today, and has, in fact, been possible for a few years now. What is lacking is the software to bring it all together.
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    4. Re:Wireless is the future by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1
      Most malls have speakers already...
      ... forcing everyone to listen to the same, bland content. With wireless, your device could "tell" the mall your music tastes and a customized station could be streamed to you ... heck, that station could even include ads for stores in the mall that would appeal to you based on demographics.

      Assuming one replaces all their equipment...
      No, the party host would have a wireless-capable receiver. Then each guest that happened to have a (compatible - i.e. Apple "WiPod") wireless media player could make their music available to that receiver. You could even imagine this turning into some sort of contest/game where people with wireless devices could "vote" when they heard a song they liked ... the system keeps track of whose music collection got the most votes, perhaps even adapting the stream based on those votes (playing more of the stuff people like). I know this all sounds kind of "out there", but, really, it's not all that technically challenging.
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    5. Re:Wireless is the future by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      The technology exists today to make a very capable wireless media player,

      Not as long as you've still got to plug it in anyway to recharge, it doesn't.

    6. Re:Wireless is the future by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Not as long as you've still got to plug it in anyway to recharge, it doesn't.
      By that argument cell phones are not useful because you have to plug them in to recharge them. When I retire each evening I put my cellphone on a charger. Then all day long I use it wirelessly. Why does everyone insist on tying these 2 activities (charging with downloading) together? Sure, if the only way I can put music into my device is from my PC, then having a cradle that also charges is convenient. But that is not the only use model that makes sense. And if you introduce wireless communications, I submit the old use model of charging while downloading will become a thing of the past and people will quickly gravitate to the cell phone use model.
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    7. Re:Wireless is the future by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      There's a difference. Your cell phone has a real use when you're using it wirelessly, outside your house -- making phone calls. I can transfer songs to my cell both through Bluetooth and with a wire... guess which I use? Besides the fact that Bluetooth is horribly slow, it's much easier just to plug the thing in and transfer stuff to it, then leave it plugged in to charge.

      Now, if you can figure out some actual REASON to transfer songs wirelessly (ie outside your house) to an iPod, then there will be a use for it. Buying songs on the go might be such a use (though not for me -- I've never had that gotta-have-that-song-RIGHT-NOW urge).

    8. Re:Wireless is the future by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1
      Besides the fact that Bluetooth is horribly slow, it's much easier just to plug the thing in and transfer stuff to it, then leave it plugged in to charge.
      These are implementation shortfalls. And Bluetooth is woefully inadequate for this sort of thing - you really want WIFI.

      BTW, I am not an iPod owner -- can you listen to your iPod while it's downloading music? If not, why not? In my mind, downloading should be a background activity - kick it off and then some time later it will be done. Think bittorrent. With wireless, for example, I *could* simply kick off a huge download (like my entire music collection), and eventually it would finish ... without having to leave it in the cradle, and without depriving myself of being able to listen to it. It seems everyone is stuck, tied to how things work today, unable to imagine the many new capabilities wireless will enable (see my original post for some examples).
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    9. Re:Wireless is the future by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I agree, when someone imagines a really good use for wifi then we'll all want it (and probably Apple will eventually deliver). I don't think downloading your music collection is it though -- it's too easy and FAST to just plug the thing in to do that.

      Now, for OTHER applications, I agree. Wifi isn't particularly useful for things we do today, it's useful for NEW things. I like your party mix idea -- let an iPod do an iTunes share and then your house computer can just connect to everyone and randomly mix songs off everybody's iPod. Or use the iPod to stream to a computer hooked up to the stereo or an Airport Express so you effectively have a nice, full function RF remote for your stereo.

      Downloading though (except, for some people, possibly downloading from a store on the go)? Nope. I have a file server in the house that I normally access with wifi. But if I want anything sizeable off it I'll walk my notebook over, plug in with firewire or GigE and do the transfer because it takes 30 seconds instead of five minutes. GigE, Firewire and USB 2 are literally ten times faster than best case Wifi!

      You know, I don't know if you can play songs when you're synching your iPod or not. It never takes more than ten or fifteen seconds (except the fist time) so I've never tried.

    10. Re:Wireless is the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Imagine "Mall Radio Stations", audio lectures or supplemental material distributed wirelessly to all the students in the classroom, having a playlist at a party that is a composite of all the wireless devices in the room/house.
      Do you really believe the RIAA would let Apple do this? Apple already limits the iPod's functionality to keep the RIAA happy. They make it unnecessarily difficult to copy files (even non-DRM MP3 files) from the iPod back to the computer. The RIAA has also pressured satellite radio into removing the recording function.

      This scenario you're imagining sounds nice, but I don't think it will every happen unless Apple is willing to defy the RIAA, and that's not going to happen.

  12. I called it! by rudeboy1 · · Score: 1

    I want my consultant fee for this. I think 10% of gross sales is a nice, round number. :)

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  13. Missed Patent? by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

    It's hard to imagine that MS missed the patent on this one since even people on SlashDot imagined this as a missing piece of obvious functionality. I haven't checked the timing, but could the Penny Arcade comic relating to Zune functionality be considered prior art?

    1. Re:Missed Patent? by Geek+Yid · · Score: 1

      At the least, the Penny Arcade comic, or anyone else who posted about Wi-Fi on a MP3 player can be prior art in a 35 USC 103 (obviousness) rejection. In my short time as a patent examiner, I rejected plenty of claims as obvious. The rejection requires disclosure of two or more items that, when combined, would amount to the claimed invention, plus some incentive to combine the parts as per the claims. The comic would, at least, provide the incentive to combine.

      I do not think it matters, though. Doesn't ThinkGeek already sell a MP3 player that allows purchasing music over a WiFi connection (MusicGremlin)?

  14. Be afraid of the Zune by mveloso · · Score: 1

    The reason to be afraid of the Zune is simple: Microsoft has a ridiculous amount of money to spend:

    http://thingsguyslike.blogspot.com/2006/10/microso ft-home-entertainment.html

    $5bn in losses so far, and still no profits at the Home Entertainment division of Microsoft. If they wanted, they could give Zunes away for 10 years. It's hard to compete against that kind of financial muscle.

    1. Re:Be afraid of the Zune by pubjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If they wanted, they could give Zunes away for 10 years. It's hard to compete against that kind of financial muscle.

      This is a common argument about Microsoft. However, it is only partly true. Microsoft has shareholders. Microsoft cannot just throw money away, it has to be something that will potentially bring big profits in the future.

    2. Re:Be afraid of the Zune by Ucklak · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Be afraid of the Zune by shaneh0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I was in charge at MSFT, I'd never give away Zunes. I'd give away the music.

      How many people would buy a Zune over an iPod if it included 50 free songs? Or maybe 5 free songs a month for 3 years.

      Another idea would be an "iPod exchange" program. Turn in any working iPod and get a free Zune w/ more storage. (turn in a 60gb iPod, get an 80gb Zune, etc). Similarly, buy a zune and get free credits for any music purchased thru iTMS so you can download the songs from the MSFT store for free.

      Obviously the iPod exchange would be the most expensive of the ideas I've listed, but what a way to pick-up market share. You're removing an iPod from the market and adding a Zune.

      The only question I have: What would they do with all the iPods?

    4. Re:Be afraid of the Zune by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      $5bn in losses so far, and still no profits at the Home Entertainment division of Microsoft. If they wanted, they could give Zunes away for 10 years. It's hard to compete against that kind of financial muscle.


      A Microsoft exec explained it this way, "We have deep pockets but short arms"; just because they could doesn't mean they will. They gave away IE because Netscape was effectiely free for download, they saw the potential for the web to eliminate the need for OS dependency and reacted; that wasn't a whim but a strong business case. Microsoft has a business case for breaking into the Home Entertainment market, they are willing to throw money at the problem until they figure it out. That does not mean they will do anything foolish like give away Zune's or otherwise behave erratically in the market.

    5. Re:Be afraid of the Zune by prichardson · · Score: 1

      "What would they do with all the iPods?"

      Cannibalize the drives for use in Zune manufacture?

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    6. Re:Be afraid of the Zune by psoplayer · · Score: 1

      Pass them out to the Microsoft execs to listen to in their spare time.

    7. Re:Be afraid of the Zune by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      All in all, they lost $4~ billion on the Xbox. And, for the life of me, I can't seem to find any articles on the 360 with the keyword "profit" though I can turn up many using "revenue" so I'm guessing the 360 is also a money loser.

      Frankly, giving away free Zunes would be genuis. Instant marketshare and allows people to try the WiFi sharing assuming they keep to the big cities. Hell, if they could get some music studios to donate some music (like it'll cost them a fucking cent to put a couple albums in WMA format on each Zune), then they would be onto something.

    8. Re:Be afraid of the Zune by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      You're removing an iPod from the market and adding a Zune.

      Minor correction. By taking the iPod in exchange you aren't taking away from iPod's market share (The percentage of players sold that are iPods - that iPod has already been sold) but from it's installed base (the percentage of players being used that are iPods).

      Taking away from your competitors installed base would be helpful in indirect ways (shrink the market for iPod accessories & iTMS) but it won't affect the market share numbers that people tend to pay more attention to.

    9. Re:Be afraid of the Zune by jubei · · Score: 1

      By taking an iPod in exchange, you are increasing market share. Without the exchange, that user would be unlikely to buy a Zune. In the simplest case, one user trades up and iPod market share goes from 100% to 50%.

    10. Re:Be afraid of the Zune by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

      Good point. I was thinking of market share as "% of mp3 players in usage" and not "% of mp3 players sold"

    11. Re:Be afraid of the Zune by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      The difference, I would think, is history. Sony tooks initial losses on the PS2 to gain market share. After a few years the PS2 was profitable. Now the losses were nowhere near $4 billion but MS could always that they are following Sony's lead. It would be BS, but they could say that. Going against Apple, Apple has always made profits on the iPod. And Apple would not be afraid to sue.

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  15. Re:How about play in USB mode? by yivi · · Score: 3, Informative

    You can play your iPod while connected to the computer. Just click on the "eject" button in iTunes, and it will keep charging from the USB connection, but the interface will be "unlocked" so you can use it.

    And the comment about the battery meter is just stupid.

  16. Re:How about play in USB mode? by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    The Ipoo interface does not allow playing when plugged in. And who says I use windows? My Linux box DOES NOT automount USB drives. So technically Linux would have seen it's a SCSI device [which is what USB disks are btw] and not done anything further.

    I hook it up to the puter because after my commute to work I want to charge it. It would be nice to be able to listen at the same time.

    I have OTHER mp3 players that can accomplish just that task. One of them is a Nintendo DS :-)

    Tom

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  17. copying old things by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Soniqcast Aireo had wifi and you were able to get audible content wirelessly at hotspots with it. No it's technicaly not music but it's the same thing at it's core. I could access my audible library, download a book and then have it on my player if I forgot to grab it at home I could grab it at starbucks on my way to work.

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  18. Finally... by Espectr0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...Taco will be happy. Wi-Fi. More space than a Nomad. Not Lame.

  19. I thought a patent had to be non-obvious. by pipatron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously. How could they get a a patent on this? Is wireless the new "on the internet!" when it comes to patents?

    • I'm going to patent displaying a list... on the internet!
    • I'm going to patent buying music online... wireless!
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    1. Re:I thought a patent had to be non-obvious. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      How could they get a a patent on this?

      TFA doesn't say what the patent actually claims but my bet is it is for something quite specific. Perhaps it comes down to the issue another poster raised: how do you retain the pc-ipod relationship if the ipod is out at starbucks buying music?

      Maybe the ipod has to log in to the itunes server as the copy of itunes on the pc.

    2. Re:I thought a patent had to be non-obvious. by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1
      how do you retain the pc-ipod relationship if the ipod is out at starbucks buying music


      If you have broadband, and if you are using iTMS you probably do, I don't see why you wouldn't have the option to have iTMS send a copy of anything you download via wireless to your hard drive as well.

      You sit at Starbucks downloading My War directly to your iPod, you and your fellow iPodders bandwidthally challenging Starbucks' WRT54G. Meanhile, back at the ranch, iTMS, having secured your permission to do so, places My War on your hard drive without needing you to click any Oks or reboot or otherwise get up from your double espresso which was tragically served to you in a paper cup.

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    3. Re:I thought a patent had to be non-obvious. by kelzer · · Score: 1

      If you have broadband, and if you are using iTMS you probably do, I don't see why you wouldn't have the option to have iTMS send a copy of anything you download via wireless to your hard drive as well.

      You sit at Starbucks downloading My War directly to your iPod, you and your fellow iPodders bandwidthally challenging Starbucks' WRT54G. Meanhile, back at the ranch, iTMS, having secured your permission to do so, places My War on your hard drive without needing you to click any Oks or reboot or otherwise get up from your double espresso which was tragically served to you in a paper cup.

      Nope. No need. iTunes 7.0 now copies purchased music from your iPod to your iTunes when you sync (so that you can have it on multiple computers), right? With WiFi, syncing becomes even less painless. So the end result is the same, but without all the additional development work that you're proposing.

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    4. Re:I thought a patent had to be non-obvious. by kelzer · · Score: 1

      With WiFi, syncing becomes even less painless.

      Oops, coffee hasn't quite kicked in yet. That was supposed to be "even more painless", or "even less painful", or maybe "even painless-er".

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    5. Re:I thought a patent had to be non-obvious. by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      I successfully procrastinated installing iTunes 7 until a couple days ago, and have done nothing more than use it to fill up a new iPod, so I wasn't aware.

      What I was thinking though, was that your newly-purchased-via-wireless-at-Starbucks file would already be sitting on your HD at home without the need to sync. I don't know what the need for that might be, but that has never stopped Apple before.

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    6. Re:I thought a patent had to be non-obvious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the same thought... So I can patent wireless internet browsing from any electrical appliance with exception of computers and iPods... and everyone else have to pay for doing it? Bit ridiculous I think.

    7. Re:I thought a patent had to be non-obvious. by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      your newly-purchased-via-wireless-at-Starbucks file would already be sitting on your HD at home without the need to sync. I don't know what the need for that might be, but that has never stopped Apple before.

      I've sorta got a similar system and it's quite cool. Just rsync, nothing complex but whenever I add a new album to my library, it'll get synced to my work PC automatically. I also have an encrypted backup made at a friends house (a reciprocal arrangement).

      Essentially this approach assists the management of a large collection. Beyond 60 gig, managing the library can be awkward.

    8. Re:I thought a patent had to be non-obvious. by pipatron · · Score: 1
      I had the same thought...

      Hey! I had it first! Don't you go stealing my intellectual property!

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  20. Re:How about play in USB mode? by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    Click what from what windows program?

    I don't run Windows, and I'd never install iTunes even if I did.

    And no, the comment about the battery is not stupid if you're sitting at an airport waiting for a 10 hour flight, you have to gauge whether you can listen to music while waiting for the flight or leave it for then....

    Part of the problem with the battery life is the amount of buffering the thing does. It tries to read entire songs into memory and shut off the HD, FOR EVERY SONG YOU PLAY. Which is wasteful if you skip from one song to the next to find the perfect one for the time being....

    Tom

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  21. Manual On/Off? by tenaciousdRules · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unless it has an external on/off switch, I would never own one of these. Imagine walking into a retailer, and you get an advertisement on your ipod for "the GAP does Christmas" CD they are blasting on the stores over-engineerd sound system. Better yet, it would be a hackers dream to have people walking around a crowded public place with these things turned on.

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    1. Re:Manual On/Off? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand this comment. Are you making a statement on the iPod (which it just so happens you CAN turn off)?

    2. Re:Manual On/Off? by argent · · Score: 1

      I think he wants an on-off switch for the wifi ability that he can hit quickly, rather than the ability to turn the iPod completely off.

      If the iPod controls were better designed, this wouldn't be as much of an issue... with a d-pad based control system, particularly one where it's supplemented by buttons or a jog-wheel you can learn to do an awful lot by feel. But on the iPod you'll need to take it out of your pocket, unlock the click-wheel, then scroll back through the menus to find the wifi control. And all of this is really hard to do with the click-wheel interface.

      This is already a problem. I have a pretty wide variety of music on my iPod... I might get Bobby McFerrin followed by Chumbawamba followed by Bach followed by Ambrose Thibodeaux followed by John Lennon followed by John Coltrane followed by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones... and sometimes I find the contrast between two songs is too much for me. It's SO much easier to hit "next" on the shuffle than on the "real" iPods, and that's the main reason I gave my iPod to my daugter and "downgraded" to a shuffle. It's a better user interface.

    3. Re:Manual On/Off? by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      I absolutely agree. The potential for some cybercriminal to wipe out a whole bunch of WiFi-enabled iPods is a bit too tempting....

    4. Re:Manual On/Off? by argent · · Score: 1

      I doubt it would play just anything you were walking by, or at least this would be something you could disable. It would be more sensible for it to give you an audible cue that information was available, and let you choose to stream or download the music.

    5. Re:Manual On/Off? by tenaciousdRules · · Score: 1

      Dear anonymous coward, I mean the WiFi. Not the iPod. My whole point is that if you use your "WiFi enabled" iPod in a public places (it has to have its Power on to do so), you should be able to manually shut off the proposed WiFi connection so that your device cannot be compromised. You see, WiFi always on = bad in public places. I reccomend turning your iPod on if you want to listen to it though, it works far better.

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    6. Re:Manual On/Off? by tenaciousdRules · · Score: 1

      Excellent point. I don't think apple will add another external switch to this version (like a laptop with internal wireless has). It would be far more costly than allowing a "software only" switch. Which means it will be non-intuitive and clumsy to turn it off. Which means most people won't ever turn it off... which means there's going to be some sad people getting their ipods hacked.

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    7. Re:Manual On/Off? by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      Isn't the wireless switch quite useful for air travel? I haven't done it for a while, but I know they used to get a bit excited about devices broadcasting RF, so if you had a hardware switch on your laptop that killed wifi, then they were ok with that. I imagine many people use mp3 players on planes, so the RF switch would be a good feature to have.

      Unless wifi is now proved 'safe' on aircraft? :-)

    8. Re:Manual On/Off? by argent · · Score: 1

      which means there's going to be some sad people getting their ipods hacked.

      That doesn't follow.

      There's no reason they couldn't have more than two states:

      * WiFi off
      * WiFi passive - track SSIDs but don't register on any network or open listening connections
      * WiFi online - regsiter on the network but don't open any listening connections
      * WiFi notify - allow connections to start but don't complete the handshake, just give the user an audible notification that there's a stream or message available
      * WiFi active
      * WiFi sharing - share playlists and music

      In addition, you can download music from the Internet. OK, that would mean it would go to Wifi online if it was in off or passive, and then drop back to the previous state when you're done.

      Personally, I'd leave mine in WiFi Off just to save battery power.

  22. "fight" ? by paropaco · · Score: 1
    While this could be an effort to fight the software giant and its product directly

    On the other hand, perhaps Apple will wait until the software giant registers a 0.5% market share before considering it as an opponent. I'd say the software giant is doing a good job of fighting itself as it is.

  23. I'm surprised by CDPatten · · Score: 1

    that MS didn't already file this patent. I bet they did, and the author of the article missed it. I'd check but I don't have time to search through the mess, the swamp of MS patents for the next 3 weeks...

    They beet apple to the WiFi punch, and I'm sure they thought of this feature and just didn't have time to build the infrastructure.

  24. uh, ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you run linux or some other *nix like I do (I'm assuming so since you say you dont have itunes), just type "eject $PATH_TO_IPOD_DEVICE" for example "eject /dev/sda" Thatll do the trick.

    Oh, and a quick check using df (if you have some form of automounting going on) or a check with dmesg when you plug it in should give you the path

    1. Re:uh, ok by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      ah, neato trick. It's not like Apple documents this....

      Good to know.

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    2. Re:uh, ok by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      No problem. Wierdly it posted anon the first time, even though I swear I was logged in

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    3. Re:uh, ok by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because Apple should document every possible thing someone might do with one of their devices on every possible operating system anyone might use.

      I want to know how to do the same thing you do only on Plan 9 using my homemade iPod to RS485 cable, but of course stupid Apple doesn't put that in their manual.

      Stupid Apple!

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    4. Re:uh, ok by tomstdenis · · Score: 0, Troll

      You think you're funny... but there used to be a time that hardware came with schematics and memory maps.

      So STFU you young ignorant little shit.

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    5. Re:uh, ok by admdrew · · Score: 1
      ah, neato trick. It's not like Apple documents this....

      First, *nix is a distant third in terms of OSes Apple cares about their ipods running on, so it's not really surprising they don't give this sort of information.

      Second, do you have experience with other external storage devices in linux? I eject my external harddrives before disconnecting them, as it occasionally yells at me if I don't.

      Also, my creative zen xtra *sometimes* won't go out of usb transfer mode if I don't eject first (it's interesting that I don't have this problem when disconnecting from my windows box. Wonder if anyone else has had this issue with linux and the zen xtra).

    6. Re:uh, ok by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      um, you only have to umount them. It's a logical thing not requirement. umounting them sync's the buffers and makes sure the fs is intact (in certain FSes it also sets bits indicating a clean umount)

      For FSes like Reiser you can literally just do "sync" and pull the drive out. The FS is entirely atomic and the FS is always intact.

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    7. Re:uh, ok by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      So STFU you young ignorant little shit.

      Assumptions and ad hominem attacks! You must be very proud.

  25. Re:How about play in USB mode? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1
    Unmount the drive, fucktard. It's not a server.
    Some other MP3 players can actually play music even when they're mounted. I also don't see why it shouldn't be this way. The device is designed specifically for playing music in the first place.
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  26. Batteries by Threni · · Score: 1

    Will they have batteries that last more than 12 months? If not, I'm not interested.

    http://money.guardian.co.uk/consumernews/story/0,, 1783814,00.html

  27. Re:How about play in USB mode? by hcdejong · · Score: 1

    Part of the problem with the battery life is the amount of buffering the thing does. It tries to read entire songs into memory and shut off the HD, FOR EVERY SONG YOU PLAY.

    If it didn't buffer songs, you'd have a 2-hour battery life instead of 10 hours. Seems like an acceptable tradeoff to me.

  28. Hmmm by Altima(BoB) · · Score: 1

    This makes me wonder if the ability to enter text in the latest version of the video iPods (So that one could search for tracks by name/etc like one does in iTunes) was just introduced so that people could enter wifi network passwords for a future version of the iPod.

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  29. Stop thinking about downloads by dweebzilla · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What about streaming content.

    I'd love to have my ipod receive Internet radio.

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    1. Re:Stop thinking about downloads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want mine to have some sort of death ray. I'd use it on the guy sitting in the next cubicle.

    2. Re:Stop thinking about downloads by stud9920 · · Score: 1
      What about streaming content.
      AFAIK there is no handoff between wifi networks. Makes streaming useless on a portable device...
    3. Re:Stop thinking about downloads by dweebzilla · · Score: 1

      'tis true what you say, but what about the eight or so hours that most of us spend in one place every day.

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    4. Re:Stop thinking about downloads by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      In front of our computer? Sounds like a good place for a wire.

  30. Re:How about play in USB mode? by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    What it should do is only enable the buffering after [say] 15 seconds of playing. Chances are if you're going to skip a song it's well before the 15 second mark.

    Why Apple didn't just use the filesystem for storing the songs is beyond me. Granted gnupod isn't impossible to use, but god help you if you screw up your XML listing... I had to hand edit mine [too lazy to write a perl script] to remove some dubious song listings...

    Also if battery life was such a concern why does Apple do all of the decode in the cpu? From what I understand, there are no M4A or MP3 accelerators in it. While that may have added $5 bucks to the end cost [which is already at a premium anyways] it would have boosted battery life nicely. You can decode MPEG audio in hardware for WAY LESS power than you can in a processor.

    Tom

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  31. There's lots more better out there by RiffRafff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's tons of better sounding players out there. Try an iRiver or Cowon with some decent headphones. The sonic quality far outstrips that of Apple's iPod. These other players just aren't "hip," apparently.

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    1. Re:There's lots more better out there by BurningBridges · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They are also, IMO More expensive, and more difficult to use, as a rule. The general public doesn't notice the difference unless you show them, their friends all have one, and they are easy to use, so they get an iPod. Personally I am a big iRiver fan :)

    2. Re:There's lots more better out there by Helios1182 · · Score: 1

      You are half, maybe two-thirds correct. Decent headphones make a HUGE difference, but most of the players sound about the same. The iPod is "hip" and is one of the reasons it sells. Another is that it works so seamlessly with iTunes & iTMS. Even the most braindead people I know were able to figure out how to use an iPod. They are small, look cool, etc. All in all it simply a solid product.

    3. Re:There's lots more better out there by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Try an iPod with some decent headphones. The sonic quality far outstrips that of Apple's headphones. These other players just aren't USABLE. Truly. It took them several iterations after the release of the iPod to approach the ease of use of the iPod.

    4. Re:There's lots more better out there by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Try using an iPod with decent headphones. Or maybe you prefer a loaded comparison so as to make you feel better about the purchase you made.

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    5. Re:There's lots more better out there by just_forget_it · · Score: 1

      When you're listening to portable music, is sound quality really that much of an issue? I'm happy as long as it's listenable and sounds enough like a CD that I don't even think about the difference.

    6. Re:There's lots more better out there by EggyToast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't think of it just as portable music in the sense of outside, or moving around noisy places. Think of it as portable in the sense that you can take your computer library anywhere. That includes to work if you work a job where it's OK, or waiting for a plane in a quiet lobby. Or over to a friend's place, to plug into their stereo. Or, perhaps most common, simply listening to music in a room that's not the computer room, such as the living room, or relaxing on the porch.

      So yeah, quality is important. But none of the current players on the market degrade sound any more than another. And ultimately, you hit upon the important point -- not everyone needs ultra-high quality. If you're happy with it, then it's good enough for you.

    7. Re:There's lots more better out there by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's tons of better sounding players out there. Try an iRiver or Cowon with some decent headphones. The sonic quality far outstrips that of Apple's iPod. These other players just aren't "hip," apparently.

      Maybe the iPod sounds good enough. I know a couple of people who were in no hurry to switch from audio cassettes to compact discs because a metal tape with Dolby B noise reduction was good enough for them. I have a cousin who still uses her VCR to record television right now because it's adequate. And I have definitely had no problem with the way my iPod sounds.

    8. Re:There's lots more better out there by pkulak · · Score: 1

      There's only so many ways to decode a digital signal, mainly one. It can be equalized differently for different players, but you would never confuse bass or volume for sound quality, right?

    9. Re:There's lots more better out there by skiflyer · · Score: 1

      I dunno, I had an iRiver h140... and now I have an iPod 80GB cause I broke the iRiver, and when I went to replace it, there just wasn't a comparable technology to the iPod.

      iRiver stopped making its big jukeboxes, I think its biggest player now is 10 or 20 GB.... and everything else that plays video now (a minor feature to me) is a bit larger than the iPod.

      I will definitely agree though, the audio quality that came out of the iRiver is heads above the iPod, and I'm no audiophile, it's just plain noticeable. And the iRiver was easier to use too in my opinion, the buttons always do the same thing and are very responsive. My iPod often lags, and sometimes when it says it's playing a song it's dead silent... the software on the thing is just a bit buggy, and apparently too intensive for the hardware they've put it on.

      Either way, I'm happy with both purchases, I think they're both good pieces of hardware... my iRiver cost exactly as much as a comparable iPod when I purchased it btw.

    10. Re:There's lots more better out there by skiflyer · · Score: 1

      And don't underestimate the peripheral market... I know it's a chicken/egg argument, but it's really helped apple maintain. You walk into any Best Buy or similar store and you see dozens of add-ons for the iPods, and none for the Creatives. That's a marketing point for the people who are coming at this rather blind.

    11. Re:There's lots more better out there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try audio source with decent speakers/headphones. Speakers are the most important part of any audio system and often the most overlooked component. A factory car stereo with good speakers will sound better then a good after market stereo with the factory speakers (exceptions obviously for high end factory systems). Audio buying guides typically suggest that the two front speakers should be 50% of your entire stereo budget, you would adapt that for your environment if you are using headphones or in a car but the point is the same.

      Getting off topic here but speakers role in overall quality sound does use a sliding scale though. IMHO, people that do not notice the big difference in compressed to uncompressed music are using a low quality audio system and the source of the music is not the weak link. If you are happy with that overall sound quality, stick with it but please do not get involved in an arguement about encoding quality comparisions because you are not comparing any encoding differences, you are comparing your stereo components which is completely different.

    12. Re:There's lots more better out there by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Untrue. The quality of the electronics (DA converter and other components) will have a huge effect on sound quality. Particularly noise floor, frequency response, etc...

    13. Re:There's lots more better out there by ModernGeek · · Score: 1

      What do you mean it took several iterations of the iPod for the interface to become easy to use? The iPods interface has been pretty much the same throughout the history of the iPod, it's one thing apple always gets right the first time.

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  32. Re:How about play in USB mode? by agi · · Score: 1

    As root, or with sudo:

    eject /dev/sdX

    where X is the letter assigned to your iPod. And you'll be able to play your Ipod while connected to your computer.

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  33. Re:How about play in USB mode? by vancbc · · Score: 1

    Brilliant use of the word Fucktard... I actually laughed out loud when I read it. And yes, the guy clearly is not the smartest user of /. .

  34. Re:How about play in USB mode? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

    Let's just say that your battery run time is an obsolete complaint. The nano is rated for 24 hours; 30GB, 20 hours; 80GB 30 hours. I really can't say much about the buffering songs complaint other than to say that it hasn't been a problem for me.

  35. Re:How about play in USB mode? by hcdejong · · Score: 1

    AFAIK, the iPod buffers something like 20 minutes of music at a time. It's just when you keep skipping stuff that you'll notice more frequent buffering.
    Playing the first 15 seconds of every song without buffering would still reduce battery life dramatically.

  36. It's all about the user interface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of our high tech gadgets have features that most owners never use. Ditto for most software. Who do you know who can use most of the features in Office for instance?

    People prefer to carry an iPod as well as their cell phone because it is just easier and more convenient even if you have to carry two devices. On the other hand, people don't normally carry a camera and are willing to use the camera functionality of their cell phones rather than put up with the hassle of carrying a camera just in case they need it.

    Being able to do away with a computer connection could be an improvement in convenience. You would still have to charge batteries but there are lots of ways to deal with that.

    What it will boil down to is, as you note, user interface. If Apple comes up with a brilliant user interface that makes the user's life easier then people will buy the device.
    http://www.mobiletrax.com/im/20050720.html

    My own worry is that, once they have a wireless connection into your device, you lose control of it. Creative has removed the 'Record FM' function from their mp3 players. I use that function and would be very annoyed if they could remove that function from the device I already own by remote control.

  37. Re:How about play in USB mode? by 4solarisinfo · · Score: 1

    Click what from what windows program?
     
    I don't run Windows, and I'd never install iTunes even if I did.

     
    So your complaint isn't as much with the apple hardware, but the fact that you're not using the supplied software, and you're mad that whatever you are using doesn't do something the supplied software does? Good arguement.

  38. Re:How about play in USB mode? by shmlco · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's designed to play music when you're away from your computer. If you're at your computer you could, like, you know, use your computer...

    Linux boxes CAN play music, can't they???

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  39. Sharing ain't that wunderful by Asrynachs · · Score: 1

    I think when my ipod inevitably dies on me I'll give the Zune player a try. That song sharing function is no different than itunes sharing function. If anything itunes is worse than Zune. If you share your itunes playlist over a network, you can listen to the music on itunes as long as the other persons copy of itunes is running, when they shut it down you can't access thier list any more. You can't even load their songs onto your ipod when their playlist is available.

    1. Re:Sharing ain't that wunderful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You can't even load their songs onto your ipod when their playlist is available."

      I'm sure this is part of the illegal copying protection part the music industry is soo keen on controlling. If you could copy OTHER people's songs onto YOUR iPod, wouldn't that completly defeat the purpose of having people pay for the songs that they want? You have to pay becuse it is someone's actual work that you are recieving. How would you like it if you invented some revolutionary new program or something, but everyone copied it to each other and you never got a cent for your work? That would suck big time. There is a reason we protect things like this.

  40. What happened to Steve Jobs getting me laid? by Loki25 · · Score: 1

    After the large amount of press last week Steve Jobs got from the Newsweek article last week where he said the Wi-Fi feature on the Zune was stupid because, I'm suprised to hear this. I know the article was about downloading music from iTunes via Wi-Fi, but can you imagine them not adding the functionality to send songs to other players? While I'm not a fan of eithe the iPod or the Zune, it must hurt to have one of the most 'inovative' companies in the world follow MS.

    1. Re:What happened to Steve Jobs getting me laid? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
      After the large amount of press last week Steve Jobs got from the Newsweek article last week where he said the Wi-Fi feature on the Zune was stupid because, I'm suprised to hear this.

      I think Steve really means the Zune use of WiFi is stupid. It could have been really cool but MS decided on a very limited and crippled use to the point where it isn't really functional. That's what he was talking about. MS has hyped it as a big selling feature when it really isn't that useful.

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  41. Not in my experience by NixLuver · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've had iRivers, Creatives, Sansas, Sonys - no Cowan, so I'll have to give it a wash on that one. But all in all, I've had eight different manufacturer's digital audio player, and frankly, my iPod sounds the best by far. Side-by-side plug/unplug cycles convinced me and many others who happened to be around for a test. (Started at a party where a friend said his MDplayer smoked the iPod for audio quality... even he agreed that he was wrong after a direct plug-unplug audio test). None of them has had the functionality of my iPod, nor the sound quality. I don't care about 'hip' - in fact, it was that fact - that the iPod was 'hip' - that kept me from buying one until last year.

    1. Re:Not in my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But all in all, I've had eight different manufacturer's digital audio player, and frankly, my iPod sounds the best by far. Side-by-side plug/unplug cycles convinced me and many others who happened to be around for a test. (Started at a party where a friend said his MDplayer smoked the iPod for audio quality... even he agreed that he was wrong after a direct plug-unplug audio test).
      Did you do your listening test "blind" and with decent third-party headphones to remove the effects of the Apple Reality Distortion Field? The iPod never wins blind listening tests.
  42. Re:How about play in USB mode? by slash.dt · · Score: 1
    Part of the problem with the battery life is the amount of buffering the thing does. It tries to read entire songs into memory and shut off the HD, FOR EVERY SONG YOU PLAY. Which is wasteful if you skip from one song to the next to find the perfect one for the time being....

    So how about you search through the menus for the pefect song you want to listen to, rather than listening to the first 10 seconds of each song? Then there is no issue with buffering.

  43. Just imagine by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    Its sad that this would never come true...but just imagine a world without the RIAA, without DRM and without greedy companies. Imagine a world where we had a player such as the iPod that allowed you to download songs off of the internet for free from P2P servers, and that would allow you to stream or share songs with people near you.

    Imagine chatting with someone on the bus or airplane and sharing music with them or listening to the same thing. Imagine plugging in to a small local wireless network comprised of your train car and seeing what interesting music people had that you could add to your collection.

    This sort of technology would create a cultural explosion not unlike the original birth of Napster. Suddenly music stops being something people see as existing in the nebulous internet, and starts being something that becomes a unique personal identifier (in the expression sense, not the tin foil hat sense) that is as noticable and almost as visible (thanks to people being connected to their iPods 24/7) as your clothing.

    Just out of curiosity, is it illegal for a company to create a music player that just plays MP3s and allows this sort of transfer? If they don't actually sell songs like Apple, is there something in the DMCA or some such law that prevents them from adding this functionality?

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    1. Re:Just imagine by argent · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know, but one thing I have noticed is that you can get some cool features in flash mp3 players in Asia that you can't get in the US that I've been able to tell. One is the ability to "dock" two players together by their USB ports and transfer songs that way. Hmmm...

  44. Re:How about play in USB mode? by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I don't know what I'm in the mood to hear until I hear it.

    I guess I'm the only person on the entire planet who isn't a DJist about music and has to hear it to know the mood/tempo/etc.

    Tom

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  45. Re:How about play in USB mode? by bjbroderick · · Score: 1

    Me thinks Digg.com has a hack to put itunes on linux. I know on my mac, all I do is click on any song in my ipod and it magically plays! This is assuming that you do not have itunes, and if you don't, why would you buy an ipod? Seems kind of counter-intuitive. I also agree that always on Wi-Fi would be a hackers dream and a battery drain.

  46. Re:How about play in USB mode? by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

    You know those times when you really wish you had mod points?

    This is the most to-the-point counterargument for the "it doesn't play when plugged in" line I've ever heard. Bravo!

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  47. What other impossible features will this require? by argent · · Score: 1

    One thing that certain Apple admirers do is to make up excuses for Apple's 'low hurdle' market-control restrictions on their products, such as "you can't put songs on your iPod without iTunes because the iPod's CPU isn't powerful enough* to read the song files if they're not in Apple's special hashed directories". Or "the labels won't let Apple give you the ability to transfer songs back from your iPod to iTunes".

    A TMCnet article states that Apple has filed a patent for iPods that can purchase music wirelessly over the internet.

    This explains why they added the ability to transfer songs from the iPod back to your PC after holding out for so long. But it does raise one question...

    If they can do that then the iPod will need the ability to add items to the music library itself. If the iPod can add items to the music library by itself, then it should be able to import music you've put on the iPod yourself without using iTunes.

    Hmmm... what was that about the CPU being too slow?

    * A 70 MHz ARM is way faster than the 386/33 I was using back when we were all working on what became FreeBSD, or the 68040 in the NeXT, and they didn't seem to have a problem reading files. :)

  48. Re:How about play in USB mode? by admdrew · · Score: 1
    So your complaint isn't as much with the apple hardware, but the fact that you're not using the supplied software, and you're mad that whatever you are using doesn't do something the supplied software does? Good arguement.

    What if he's using linux? Or what if he finds the itunes software bloated and annoying, and wishes to use a better program? What if he (logically) wants it to function just like an external harddrive?

  49. Re:How about play in USB mode? by 4solarisinfo · · Score: 1

    Did you read his post, or just generally upset I may have suggested he use something as intended out of the box without modifying it?

    Feel free to use linux, but don't complain about the software interface for your device if it isn't supported by the Mfr. for use on that platform. Complain they don't supply Itunes for Linux.
    If he had a 'better program' I guess he COULD do what he wants (access the interface while charging) just like the software (Itunes) that comes with the hardware.
    If he wants to use it as an external hard drive, he wouldn't be complaining about accessing the interface while connected.

  50. WiFi? Where's it say that? by ddocjohn · · Score: 1
    Apple has filled a patent application on how future iPods will use wireless for electronic media purchasing online.

    I'd say it applies more to the iPhone for purchasing on the go, rather than the normal iPod.

  51. This is Slashdot, so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...let the anecdote battles begin!

  52. pod as remote by tangledblank · · Score: 1

    a wifiPod might serve as a remote for desktop->stereo music systems: a much anticipated alternative to squeezebox & sonos attempts to fill void apple has yet to populate w/ an Airpod.

  53. WiFi wil be used with iTV by kelzer · · Score: 1

    As I stated in a previous post discussing the Zune, I think iTV is being developed specifically for use with an upcoming WiFi iPod (or is it the WiFiPod?).

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    1. Re:WiFi wil be used with iTV by THE+anonymus+coward · · Score: 1

      (or is it the WiFiPod?)

      If this is pronounced "why fy pod", than the beat neck apple users (as a subset of all apple users) will have a new slogan.

      If this is pronounced "wifey pod", I don't think it will catch on, except with those married women who are looking for something with a specifically feminine touch.

      If this is pronounced "wee fee pod", than it is for sure that apple is going to charge a dollar a download to get music onto it, plus other wireless fees, and make a killing when people can't stop downloading music.

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  54. Re:How about play in USB mode? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Part of the problem with the battery life is the amount of buffering the thing does. It tries to read entire songs into memory and shut off the HD, FOR EVERY SONG YOU PLAY.

    No it doesn't. The iPod has a 32MB buffer and reads in as close to 32MB at a time as it can. So unless you have everything in lossless (in which case you have no right to complain about battery life) the iPod is buffering more than one song when it reads from the disk.

  55. Got a cell phone? by *weasel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People buy music and games on their cellphones all the time.

    They'll connect their CC# to an iTunes account, to the iPod, and not think twice about it.
    Losing their pod is a potential issue, but so is losing your phone.
    People just don't seem too concerned. They should probably be a bit more concerned, but they're not.

    Apple could even toss a 5 or 6 digit pin on there and an X retry lockout if they wanted, passing the 'security' on your ATM or CC itself, without a serious UI hassle.

    And the click wheel is good enough to sort through thousands and thousands of songs as it is.
    Adding a store with some category breakdowns isn't going to cause UI chaos.

    Seriously - these are solved problems.

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  56. ringtones by frietbsd · · Score: 0

    i believe it has been possible for over 10 yrs to buy music wirelessly to a mobile phone. Patent industry is mad.

  57. Zune Wifi by bmajik · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think it's important to remember who is behind the Zune. Yes, Microsoft. But more specifically, the Home & Entertainment Division (the Xbox people). Who, by the way, posted a 70% revenue increase last quarter.

    Keeping this in mind (that this is an MS product, and that it's the H&E people behind it), just because the Zune _software_ doesn't do something today (or at launch) doesn't mean it won't do it for ZuneOS "SP1"

    After all, Xbox Live didn't come out for 1 year after Xbox was shipped, and X360 1080P support was issued as a software _patch_ on the 360 after Sony thought they could use it to make noise in the competitive space. Progessive Scan dashboard support was another software patch on the original Xbox. Those products _had_ to get out in the market place at the right time to be viable, the cut list must have been severe. Everyone knew the hardware was capable of more than what it launched with, and as the Xbox team got their feet under them, and heard the real-world feedback, and had a chance to breathe a bit, some of the more interesting features that didn't make the original bar started to show up.

    I'm telling myself that the current idiotic 3/3 DRM model and the lack of wifi sync on the Zune are temporary things. They'll be corrected via a software update after the Zune launches (even if it means a Linux-based "software update" ;) )

    This is what I am _telling_ myself (and as an MS employee, I hope it turns out to be accurate) but I don't think i'll actually put my money down until I see it happen.

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    1. Re:Zune Wifi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      ZuneOS "SP1"? That just destroyed the already minimal chance I had of buying the Zune. Too many bad memories.

    2. Re:Zune Wifi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically, about the only part of the Home & Entertainment division that makes an actual profit is Mac Office. The rest of the division is a big money sinkhole. I think there's some hope of XBox and maybe even Zune breaking even in the next, oh, 12 years. Will it ever make back all the sunk costs, though? Ditto for MSN, don't forget it's been bleeding money since Windows-95 shipped. Microsoft hasn't had a successful new product, in the real-world sense, beyond the Windows & Office franchises. SQL Server has been a bit of a bright spot, I suppose, but that's still a drop in the bucket. Fire Ballmer, split up the company, and let the different pieces sink or swim on their own merits. Ah, if only the world worked that way.

    3. Re:Zune Wifi by bmajik · · Score: 1

      Last I heard, MSN is finally profitable.

      Your "analysis" is neither enlightening nor correct. More accurate info on the matters you speak of can be gleaned from the SEC documents filed 4 times a year. There has been some restructuring that makes year-over-year by-product comparisons difficult (and some of this is probably on purpose), but it is easy to discredit the claims you are making with a cursory examination of the SEC filings.

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  58. Re:How about play in USB mode? by steveo777 · · Score: 1

    Good point. But I'll offer the only counter-point I can think of. I can't put iTunes on my computer at work so if I need to charge and listen I'm screwed. So I did the next best thing. I copied all the music from my iPod onto my HDD at work. Problem solved. Can't 'sync' them nicely when I put new music on my iPod, but it's easy enough to organize the directories on the iPod by Artist/Album in normal folder view, so I can just grab the tracks I'm missing. Takes another couple minutes, but I've got music at least.

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  59. Re:How about play in USB mode? by sydsavage · · Score: 4, Informative
    Part of the problem with the battery life is the amount of buffering the thing does. It tries to read entire songs into memory and shut off the HD, FOR EVERY SONG YOU PLAY. Which is wasteful if you skip from one song to the next to find the perfect one for the time being....

    This is mostly false. The iPod fills it's buffer with the next songs in the playlist, not one song at a time. Even if it's on shuffle play, it reads ahead the next songs it has cued up. Twenty minutes of buffering is usually five or six songs, depending on song length.

    You are correct that choosing a new song or playlist that wasn't cued will force the harddrive to spin up again, but that's what playlists are for, specifically the on-the-go playlists. In actual usage, when I do skip around a bit, I haven't noticed a significant shortening of battery life, but I don't find myself switching around after every single song, either.

  60. Patents. by Vaakku · · Score: 1

    In slashdot patents are evil. Unless they are owned by Apple.

  61. Or you could just spend a moment and think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Especially if you run Linux in the first place.

    Mounted = Locked player interface .. doesn't seem like much of a stretch.

  62. Re:How about play in USB mode? by GlobalEcho · · Score: 1

    Yeah they can, when the songs are on the hard drive. Just don't try plugging in your USB flash drive unless you love the command line.

  63. But what about the girls? by mmortal03 · · Score: 1
    Microsoft has announced its new iPod competitor, Zune. It says that this device is all about building communities. Are you worried?
    Jobs: In a word, no. I've seen the demonstrations on the Internet about how you can find another person using a Zune and give them a song they can play three times. It takes forever. By the time you've gone through all that, the girl's got up and left! You're much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in her ear. Then you're connected with about two feet of headphone cable.
    So Apple made their wireless transfer work faster?

    I'm still confused by his earbud method to pick up the chicks, though, because with girls that use the Zune, you can still use your Jedi Mind Trick skills on them (you know, because girls using a Microsoft product are usually weak minded.) There's no such luck using that on girls that choose Apple.
  64. Wifi potential by I_HATE_THIS · · Score: 1

    The potential damage from Zune is not they can or cannot buy music directly over wireless. The important feature of Zune is that students can share files (any files, ebook, note, paper, pic and yes music too) among themselves without needing a computer (Microsoft has to facilitate that if they want Zune to be successful) Another possible angle is that Zune/XBox 360 account link up. Imagine, when you are playing Dome, instead of the annoying background music ... you could share the sound track you have in the virtual environment ... after the game, the dude on the other side of the globe just drop a buck for the sound track played in game. Music could be meta labelled as rock, classic, ... or whatever. The game, instead of playing the old and tired music, it could play something from your favorite list that suit the situation, or mix and match. Apple has no such link up, and if Microsoft does it correctly. Apple, be afraid. Another thing, is Apple plan for music and ipod only? Cause, I was hopping Nintendo start selling games through Wifi, or even allow me to rent game over wifi. They already allows demo over wifi, that another natural steps for Nintendo. If Apple patent block that, I will hate Apple alot ... more than I hate Microsoft ... actually, I no longer hate it, cause I don't remember why I should.

  65. This is the funniest thing I've read all day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Granted, it's been a slow day but God I hate how every story on Slashdot devolves around comment 20 to a battle of

    "well now, that's not possibly true because my grandmother tried Linux after I showed her a solitaire suite she could program herself and she fell in love with the concept and has been making kernals for 3 years. Then the heart attack killed her."

    And then the reply... "Gimme a break. I know a friend that had a heart attack and lived through it so don't try bullshitting me with how quote/unquote 'fatal' heart attacks are."

    Followed by "I had a friend who used to say quote/unquote. He was a liar and a bitch and what would a liar and a bitch do? Make up a different name and post on Slashdot about why he hates heart attacks."

    Before "Oh, so every person with a different name than your friend's must be your friend in disguise? That's insane, and I know insane because I was a clinical researcher at a pharmaceutical company that invented both Insaney-os AND their cure."

    "BULL! I know a guy that worked at the company for REAL and he never mentioned knowing anyone named CmdrChalupa so you MUST be full of shit."

    I wish slashdot had a little scrolling doo-dad that would display fallacies, inaccuracies and the like at the bottom of every comment box so we could look down and say "Oh wow, isolated anecdotes do not prove or disprove any assumption UNLESS the original assumption was erroneously over inclusive, often using terminology like 'every Windows user' or 'only the Canadians.' That means my wonderfully captivating story about a sexy 14 year old Japanese girl I met playing WoW might not be representative of all sexy/14 year old/Japanese/girls/WoW players."

    In turn, I would hope this would encourage people to not post their anecdotes as fact.

    NOTE: My belief that all Slashdot posts turn to anecdote wars is based entirely on anecdotal evidence of my own. Feel free to point at my hypocrisy and laugh. It'll do you some good.

    1. Re:This is the funniest thing I've read all day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well played.

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  66. Prior Art? by kid_wonder · · Score: 1
    Sirius' new Stilleto describes something that sounds similar:
    • Yahoo! Music Jukebox(TM) provides a simple and easy way for you to purchase, download your favorite SIRIUS songs
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  67. Re:What other impossible features will this requir by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

    "you can't put songs on your iPod without iTunes because the iPod's CPU isn't powerful enough* to read the song files if they're not in Apple's special hashed directories"

    I thought that was more to do with saving RAM - from my limited understanding, the iTunes DB is held in RAM when the iPod is running, including the filename of each track (along with artist/track name). So to avoid storing 40-60 character filenames, they've limited it to 12 (if memory serves = FXX/XXXX.mp3 etc). You're talking maybe a 100K or so of memory for the 1G iPods (10Gb model), but I expect in the first gen iPods, any memory saved was a good thing. Mind you, saving 100K on the new iPods is probably not to be sniffed at either. Except for the larger iPods that would be 800K of RAM saved instead.

    That is, if there is a real technical excuse for it. I'm also receptive to the idea that it was just to make it harder to copy music from the iPod onto a computer.

  68. Re:How about play in USB mode? by Cloud+9 · · Score: 1

    I guess I'm the only person on the entire planet who isn't a DJist about music and has to hear it to know the mood/tempo/etc.
     
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  69. obvious patents by openright · · Score: 1


    Selling Ice Cream: before the time of patented ideas

    Selling Ice Cream over the internet: possible patent time 2000

    Selling Ice Cream over wireless internet: possible patent time 2006

  70. Re:How about play in USB mode? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what if he finds the itunes software bloated and annoying

    What if he finds it bloated and annoying? You act as if it's subjective and not a fact.

  71. What next? A patent on riding a bike to the store? by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1
    Back in the old days people used to walk to the market to buy bread. Then they invented the bicycle. Why didn't some one patent "riding a bicycle to the market to buy bread" so they could then sell lincenses.

    I can understand a patent if people had always been using wires to carry data and then you figure out how to use packet radio to do this. You patent that. But then when you use the new wireless network to do what the old wired network did that should be covered under the patent for the general purpose wireless network. Wireless is like the bicycle. The bike is a __general purpose__ transportation device. You do can't pantent using a bicycle for each place you might ride it.

    OK maybe you can Maybe I should file this: "A method for two wheeled human powered transportation between Joe's home at 123 AntyStreet and Bill's Barbar Shop on 34 Grand on Saturady afternoons when it is not raining." Let's see if the USPO will accept that. this is not much worse then filling a patent for sending a specifically formated block of data over an existing network when that same data has already been send over a different network

  72. Just for the record... by DreadfulGrape · · Score: 1

    ...I submitted this story (from a different source) to /. five days ago. But am I bitter? Noooooooo, of course not.... grrrrrrrrr....

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  73. Microsoft already has a better patent ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... to sell songs directly among devices, without assistance from the online store, and giving users incentives to participate in the distribution chain (an improved business model IMHO). Check out this paper published at NOSSDAV 2006: http://research.microsoft.com/users/darkok/papers/ nossdav.pdf

  74. Re:How about play in USB mode? by admactanium · · Score: 1
    I hook it up to the puter because after my commute to work I want to charge it. It would be nice to be able to listen at the same time. I have OTHER mp3 players that can accomplish just that task. One of them is a Nintendo DS :-)
    did you eject it from the computer but keep the cable plugged in? works for me on my macs.
  75. Not necessarily a good idea by Resrick · · Score: 1

    Ever been on airplanes where they demand you don't turn on anything wireless, even if it DOES have an airplane mode? I was on a flight where, because a handheld PDA had wireless, they wouldn't allow it's use even in airplane mode. When iPods start coming out with wireless, those same airlines will demand that no iPods be in use, whether or not they have an airplane mode. This rather defeats the purpose for many to have an iPod.

  76. Re:How about play in USB mode? by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

    Also if battery life was such a concern why does Apple do all of the decode in the cpu? From what I understand, there are no M4A or MP3 accelerators in it. While that may have added $5 bucks to the end cost [which is already at a premium anyways] it would have boosted battery life nicely.

    The iPod supports mp3 (DRMed or un-DRMed), AAC (DRMed or un-DRMed), WAV, AIFF, Apple Lossless, and maybe 1-2 more codecs. That's more than is reasonable to have separate decoders for. Even if they did it just for un-DRMed MP3, DRMed AAC, and un-DRMed AAC, that's still a lot of discrete chips.

  77. Firewire, USB, and now Wifi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its amazing all the great ways the ipod can NOT connect to the collection of music i already own.

    What a shame that we still dont have the technology to connect an mp3 player to a local file share.

    As soon as apple stops intentionally crippling their ipods i will think about buying one. As long as theyre tied to itunes, theyre completely useless to me.

  78. Patents by dafing · · Score: 1

    I think thats ridiculous that patents stop companies from incorporating obvious features, like the scroll wheel for instance. I do find it funny that Microsoft cant (cant?) implement it on the Zune, even with this letter search thing that it does, pushing ups and downs is gonna suck. Shouldn't a company be able to incorporate things like that, obvious things? Its not like Ford patented everything on their cars, and Honda etc cant have round wheels, or brakes made of metal etc

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  79. Re:What other impossible features will this requir by argent · · Score: 1

    The first iPods were formatted in HFS. HFS has an "alias" mechanism that bypasses the file hierarchy and name already, and for a special purpose device the alias could simply be an index into the catalog. For FAT formatted ipods, the first extent of the file could be used. The actual file name could be kept in a non-memory-resident file indexed by this pointer that was only referenced if the pointer failed to find the file. This would save even more space.

    iTunes could reliably maintain this database, which means that most people would still want to use iTunes, but if you didn't mind having your iPod spend a minute or so "indexing..." after you load files into it you could do that too.

  80. Cool by omeg12121293 · · Score: 0

    If the next gen ipods have Wi-Fi capabilities then i would def buy one. That would be awsome.

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  81. Listening while downloading by beer_maker · · Score: 1
    Since you said you don't have an iPod, you probably don't realize that you would be downloading the music via iTunes ... so you would just play the music from your iTunes Library through your computer's speakers. I do that all the time while updating the 'Pod.

    I've using a 3 year old PC, so it's running at USB 1.0 speeds (12Mbits/sec), while my wife has a dock running USB 2.0 (AKA Hi-Speed, or 480MBits/sec) or FireWire 1.0 (100-400MBits/sec). My wireless card gets 11-54MBits/sec when maxed out - and it would do nothing for recharging the battery in the iPod.

    You want to impress us all, figure out how to broadcast power over WiFi ...

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  82. Re:How about play in USB mode? by xerxesdaphat · · Score: 1

    Lol you tit. I'm listening to my 30gig Video right now plugged into my Dapper laptop via USB. Either you, via a shell, type `eject $IPODMOUNTPOINT' or you (if you have the desktop icon), right-click on it and hit `eject'. Then the thing will charge but let you use the thing as well. FYI you can do the same thing via iTunes if you're using OS X or Windows.

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