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Scott Adams Suggests Bill Gates For President

gerrysteele writes to point out a recent post to the Dilbert blog, in which Scott Adams discusses the atheist ascendancy in America and rationalizes the need for an atheist leader. From the article: "Ask a deeply religious Christian if he'd rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don't seem so bad lately. I think that in an election cycle or two you will see an atheist business leader emerge as a legitimate candidate for president. And his name will be Bill Gates."

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  1. Atheists: The New Gays by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, will we see an http://atheistbuntu.com site shortly, where the Ubuntu is actually a Windows variant?

  2. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our new borg overlords

    1. Re:Obligatory by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Funny

      In Soviet Redmond, your new borg overlords...ah, to hell with...oh, wait, they're aethist...

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    2. Re:Obligatory by empaler · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, seeing as one of the cornerstones of Communism is shedding the imperialist opium of religion, I'd venture yes, it's a bit Soviet-ty.

    3. Re:Obligatory by empaler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, China is more capitalistic than most other countries in the world. The really bad form of capitalism, at that. People exploited for less than minimum wager because there are so many that there's always another worker but not another job. The main criteria for communism is simply that the workers control the means of production - which is not really the case.
      Interestingly, some American and European capitalistic companies have found giving some control to the workers a god incentive (stocks/options) for better productivity, and thereby, greater shared wealth.
      See, that's ironic.

    4. Re:Obligatory by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Most examples we've seen of communism so far have just been modern versions of feudalism, with little in common with actual communism
      You may be missing my point: the actual examples seen in history are the actual examples of communism. I offer the unwillingness of communist adherents to accept the reality as proof that communism is more or less a religion. The system is novel in the abstract, but goes feudal (or fascist) when combined with Real Live People: it models the human spirit poorly on a good day.
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  3. God by Wooky_linuxer · · Score: 5, Funny

    help us.

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    1. Re:God by sjwest · · Score: 5, Funny

      If i was american i'd not vote for him, but im sure quite a few americians would vote for catbert.

    2. Re:God by GoatMonkey2112 · · Score: 2, Funny

      He'd better help if we're talking about the antichrist for president.

    3. Re:God by Total_Wimp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Forget Bill, the rest of article says something even more beautiful than his possible presidency.

      I'm so happy that Atheists might possibly be able to achieve the lofy satus that homosexuals enjoy in our society, and might be even more respected than terrorists. Considering that I've been told by more than one Christian (true story here) that atheists do not have the capacity for morality, I absolutely love the idea that I might be able to catch up with gay people on the social pecking order. Now if only I had the chance of being less of an outcast than blacks in the south, but I'm sure unwed mothers and pickpockets will always beat out the both of us.

      Read the ariticle. It's hope (sniff).

      TW

    4. Re:God by GNious · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't think Balmer would run...

      /G

    5. Re:God by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Riiiight. Why doesn't Scott Adams team up with someone like, say, Elton John, and they can advocate banning religion completely or something like that?

      How very, very droll.

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    6. Re:God by markh1967 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I've been told by more than one Christian (true story here) that atheists do not have the capacity for morality

      I think this says far more about the lack of morality of the person making this statement than it does about the morality of athiests - they are obviously only held in check by their fear of divine retribution and are incredulous that anybody who is not so constrained would act in a moral manner because they themselves wouldn't if they thought they could get away with it.

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    7. Re:God by msobkow · · Score: 2, Interesting
      atheists do not have the capacity for morality

      Interesting theory. Apparently the "Christians" you spoke to didn't take any philosophy and morality classes. Most "sinful" activities have logical, non-religious arguments against them, especially when taken in context of the times a religious constraint was enacted by a religion's leadership.

      I suggest the atheist in such cases is actually more moral than the religious faithful. They're consciously thinking about what they're doing, the ramifications and impacts, and choosing their actions instead of blindly following rules.

      Interestingly enough, that was one of the goals of Christ's teaching in a Jewish community. Get people to think about and live their faith instead of blindly following checklist rules. Without honest effort and intent, an act is not "good", it's just an act.

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    8. Re:God by Associate · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Noting more pathetic than when an adult fails to ever self actualize. I think it rather bad-joke-and-groaning-about-it that someone determines North on their moral compass from some imaginary man in the sky, but thinks it impossible for someone to come up with their own rules seemingly from out of thin air.

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    9. Re:God by COMON$ · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Interesting indeed. I would assume the Christian in question was referring to some kind of consistent morality. Although most of my fellow Christian are woefully ignorant about their own faith and could not distinguish the difference between Christianity and any other mainstream religion. Chances are someone they respect said the same thing "Atheists have no moral capacity" and thought, hey this person is saying something bad about Atheists, it must be true!

      That aside, in my opinion, the atheist moral issue is more of a concern because it allows the scope of human stupidity larger reign. Regardless of whether a person thinks there is a God or not, there is a certain amount of respect to be paid to moral laws that are 8-10K years old. Humanity has learned certain lessons in the past and we need to heed those lessons. Example, even my atheist friends agree, If humanity would be more careful with its sexuality, (be more picky with partners, or abstain to a bonding relationship), we would be able to make STDs a very manageable problem. Many major religions have included abstinence in their moral law.

      Now from a Theological standpoint, a Christian should not fear breaking the law because God will smite them. The proper fear comes from the human consequences. Eat Pork in 1500BC and you will have issues, weave different kinds of thread, you will have issues, or the bigger laws, Covet and you will pay $5K for a PS3.

      The advantage that a Theistic group has, is it can enforce moral law without explaining it all. But if you delve into each Law it usually has a good, nontheistic, reason for it. The whole Wrath of God idea, just makes it easy to enforce. Whereas an atheist has to rely on his/her own discipline to maintain a moral law. Good luck controlling mass stupidity that way :)

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    10. Re:God by rujholla · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You want to find a real terrorist? He won't wear a turban or follow Islam. No, the real terrorist is the man that uses religion itself as a weapon and fuel for hatred.
      WTF do you think islamic terrorists are doing? Have you read what the president of Iran is spewing lately? Their belief that the only way to bring about their prophecies is by the total and complete anihilation of Israel doesn't qualify as using religion as a weapon and fuel for hatred?
      I think that many of these hateful Christian terrorists (again, not saying that Christians as a whole are hateful people, only that some few decide to be that way)
      I'm not saying that all members of the islamic faith are hatefull people only some few that decide or are taught to be that way.

      If you want to advance the idea that radicals of any religion are terrorists I'm right behind you there, but to espouse the idea that people who try and convert you to Christianity by preaching of hellfire and damnation are more terrorist than people who blow up themselves and others in the name of advancing their religion is complete and utter BS

    11. Re:God by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All truly religious people, being Absolutist Authoritarians, have no capacity for morality by definition. They simply believe and do what they are told by the church authorities without question or conscience.

    12. Re:God by ndansmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think this says far more about the lack of morality of the person making this statement than it does about the morality of athiests - they are obviously only held in check by their fear of divine retribution and are incredulous that anybody who is not so constrained would act in a moral manner because they themselves wouldn't if they thought they could get away with it.


      I think that is a pretty reductionist way of looking at things. Most Christians in reality do not think all atheists are immoral by definition (regardless of what a few vocal Christians say). Most Christians are motivated to morality by more than just divine retribution (whether they realize it or not).

      Despite how well that anecdote fit your argument, its black/white conclusion is no better than that of the foolish Christian who says such about atheists.

    13. Re:God by LunaticTippy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm having trouble telling if you're joking.

      Religious based rules are the worst at being twisted. How many killed in Jesus name? Allah's? How many poor are ignored in Christian countries? How many Christians commit murder (of various definitions) adultury etc ad nauseum? We have bible-thumping retards supporting vicious wars, and you're saying that athiests have flexible morals?

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    14. Re:God by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Where does an atheist draw the mythical line in the sand, and can they give a "logical" reason that is any better than any other mythical line in the sand.

      I draw the line at one year after birth because up to this point, there is very little distinction between a baby and an animal and it's legal to kill animals so long as it is done humanely.

    15. Re:God by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And you think society is doing well now? Check divorce rates, the youth entitlement generations, prevalence of STDs, Breakdown of families, the suicide rate, and on and on. As a Christian I attribute this to original sin. As an Atheist, you can attribute it to societal growing pains.
      I think most rational, educated people would agree that society is doing much better now than 1000 years ago, and much much better than 2000 years ago. I personally attribute this to Science.
    16. Re:God by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You sir, are either very funny or very scary.

      Can't I be both? A fertilized egg and an 11-month-old baby have two things in common: neither of them is a sentient being but both have the potential to become one. I don't see how a rational person can defend the killing of a fertilized egg and the euthanization of an animal but not of a pre-sentient baby.

    17. Re:God by Planesdragon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A person who followed Biblical laws to the letter (i.e. kill your disobedient children, kill homosexuals, kill nonbelievers, etc) would be headed straight for prison in a modern, secular society.

      Funny. Even when Israel was an independant state, the Talmudic death penalty was rarely enforced. And as soon as Jesus of Nazareth started saying "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone", well, the modern sense of compassion and mercy became law.

      (And I'd be interested to hear your quotes for any one of those things, btw -- I'm pretty sure that you had be worse than "abomination" to merit the death penalty, and that's all that homosexuality was classified as. No worse than a menstrating woman going to temple.)

      How many of the Ten Commandments are actually laws in any modern society? Two, maybe three? God is only 25% correct?

      Taking the Roman Catholic Version:

      1: "Thou shalt have no other gods before Me." Democratic socieites prohibit the enforcement of a state religion, meaning that Christians are not forced to have any other gods. Plus, there are still several American communities where not going to church will get you ostracised.

      2: "Do not take the name of the Lord in vain." Nope, no legal effect.

      3: "Observe the sabbath and keep it holy": I just had a weekend, as did some 80% of my countrymen. Those of us who worked on that day chose to work it, and their employers have a legally-mandated fiscal incentive to give them at least one day in seven off.

      4: "Honor thy father and thy mother": Elder law requires us to take care of our parents, either directly or through paying taxes. And parents have standing to file an array of cases relating to their children and grandchildren that ordinary folk have to fight tooth and nail for.

      5: Murder. (Yep, all kinds of laws against that.)

      6: No Adultury (It's a crime in NY, and either a crime or a cause for divorce elsewhere.)

      7: Do not steal (Yep.)

      8: Do not bear false witness (ever hear of perjury? Libel?)

      9: "Do not covet your neighbor's wife" -- actually, more than a few states still have laws against interfering with someone's marriage.

      10: Don't covet anything else (nope, no legal effect.)

      So, on a modest view, 8/10 commandments are still legally enforced at least somewhere in America. If you want to be more strict, 6/10 are core principles of a modern democratic society. And either way you splice it, the other 2 or 4 are seen as "very good ideas."

    18. Re:God by LunaticTippy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess I'm just not seeing it.

      Slavery has been good according to these unchanging moral absolutes. So has subjugation of women and other races. Beatings and killings for various reasons were also condoned by religious moral absolutes. Moral absolutes based on religion are far more fluid than you claim. Some religions, to this day, consider all remarried sex to be adulturous.

      It seems more rational to devise a moral and ethical framework based on logic, human compassion and understanding, and mankind's experience.

      The news is full of religious people committing atrocities, so I don't think "unchanging moral absolutes" are very effective at controlling human behaviour. If we spent a bit of effort educating people to treat others like people I think things would be better.

      Our problems aren't because evil athiests decide crimes are morally acceptable. They're usually because religious people aren't used to thinking critically and passing responsibility for their actions to some made-up framework.

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    19. Re:God by EvilSuggestions · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but thinks it impossible for someone to come up with their own rules seemingly from out of thin air.

      Luckily for us, morals, even for an atheist, do not come out of thin air. Presumably, even an atheist participates in a society, and there are certain guidelines for meaningful conduct in said society. The distinction between those guidelines and some academic definition of "morals" proper, is what is actually rather thin.

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  4. Oh, the humanity! by Bromskloss · · Score: 4, Funny

    Something tells me that government wouldn't switch over to free software too soon.

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    1. Re:Oh, the humanity! by doctor+proteus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah talk about improving America's image overseas. But hey, he could mount one hell of a campaign.

    2. Re:Oh, the humanity! by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, this way the President will announce for "America NG" a brand new country for the next generation, designed from scratch, better, more powerful, for a better western expericence.

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    3. Re:Oh, the humanity! by Bob+Gelumph · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait until the crash

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    4. Re:Oh, the humanity! by lpcustom · · Score: 2, Funny

      Very much so....I can see the IE popups already....or the "updates are available, vote for bill" dialog boxes.

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  5. How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I fail to see how this is news. I also fail to see how Scott Adams' opinion on who should be president matters.

    1. Re:How is this news? by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And I fail to see your sense of humor.

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    2. Re:How is this news? by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 5, Informative

      You don't read Scott Adam's blog a lot, do you? Scott Adams is all about parodies and is always laughing about something, specially about the people who takes seriously what he says. His proposal of Bill Gates as president is just yet another funny post of crazy ways to be president of the united states. Just a small example:

      "As a political candidate, I would advocate some sort of tax rebate to subsidize Internet porn and Kleenex for single men between the ages of 18 and 35. That way all the potential rapists can more easily afford to exhaust themselves at home. I'd have graphs and charts to make my argument that no other policy would be as effective. My slogan would be "Deal with the root cause." I would call it my Yankee Doodle plan.

    3. Re:How is this news? by utlemming · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I realize that I will most likely be modded down for this post, but oh well...

      I can think of two reasons why it might be on Slashdot. The first being that Reddit.com cover it yesterday. And as of right now it is holding as 2nd place for the hottest topic.

      The second reason is probably related to online sources from MSNBC, Slashdot, Reddit and other forums, as well as the New York Times best selling list that have included elements of anti-religion and anti-god media. Reading Slashdot's tone on some articles, those who defend faith and faith-based beliefs are modded down, while those that advocate atheism or include anti-faith commentary are treated somehow as the insightful ones in the forum. At least, two books, #7, Richard Dawkins book, and #17, A Letter to a Christian Nation, have atheist overtones. Right now, generally speaking those with faith are thought of as uneducated and unenlightened.

      To answer your question, I believe that the editors included it because, the general tone of Slashdot is anti-religion.

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    4. Re:How is this news? by kripkenstein · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, TFA was in humor. But is there no basis in fact? In the US, only the ultra-rich run for (and win) the presidency. Bill Gates in the richest man in the US. Now, it's true not every rich candidate can get elected (as nicely pointed out in the book Freakonomics), but still, the possibility can't be discounted. Like Scott Adams says, give Bill a decade or so of charity work, and his popular image will look pretty voteworthy. A chilling thought.

    5. Re:How is this news? by Milton+Waddams · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He'd get my vote anyway!

    6. Re:How is this news? by Pfhorrest · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Does it offend you that certain books and articles express an opinion contrary to the very popular, widespread, and policy-shaping beliefs held by many highly vocal Americans, and that certain communities on the internet are largely populated by people who share such contrary opinions?

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    7. Re:How is this news? by Beige · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Right now, generally speaking those with faith are thought of as uneducated and unenlightened.
      Prejudiced as it may sound, there might be something in this idea:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religiosity_and_intel ligence#Religiosity_and_education_in_the_United_St ates

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    8. Re:How is this news? by MooUK · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've heard worse plans for dealing with rapists than that.

    9. Re:How is this news? by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 4, Informative
      At least, two books, #7, Richard Dawkins book, and #17, A Letter to a Christian Nation, have atheist overtones.

      You forgot "CULTURE WARRIOR" at #3 by noted atheist Bill O'Reilly, and "THE MYSTICAL LIFE OF JESUS" at #13 by Sylvia Browne. Oh, right - the world is so "anti-religion" nowadays. It's actually news that atheists have books that are selling now, but "Godless" by Ann Coulter and "Deliver Us From Evil" by Sean Hannity are, of course, not any cause for special note.

      Let me just quote Jon Stewart on this one: "Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely, in broad daylight, openly wearing symbols of their religion, perhaps around their necks. And maybe - dare I dream it - maybe one day there could even be an openly Christian president. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively."

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    10. Re:How is this news? by mattgreen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd prefer no bias either way. Some of us prefer to get our news without having opinions pushed on us.

    11. Re:How is this news? by IckySplat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right now, generally speaking those with faith are thought of as uneducated and unenlightened

      Hmmm... Might it have something to do with the extremist loonies
      Banging on about Intelligent design, Earth only 6000 years old
      world is really flat etc...

      If the moderates keep quiet and only the nut cases get themselves heard...
      Just what do you think the wider public reaction is going to be?

      I've seen just as many Pro religious comments on slashdot as anti.
      But in general the Atheists 'TEND' to be better behaved and not get into
      as many flame wars as the Pro crowd (Just my own observations here)

      And if you think it easy being an Atheist in this day and age your dead wrong.
      I don't discuss my beliefs with friends and co-workers anymore...
      Got sick an tired of all the arguments and other crap that it generated.
      IMHO people should be free to believe whatever the hell they like.
      As long as they don't hurt anyone other than themselves :)

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    12. Re:How is this news? by OriginalArlen · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Depressing that people in the US think this is such a crazy, laughable idea :( (Disclaimer, as a smug Euroweenie I and most of the rest of us regard it as pretty incomprehensible that mass religion still holds such a force in US society.)

      As well as the Dawkins book ("The God Delusion", for those of you on the other side of the Atlantic -- I guess it's been supressed as "unAmerican" over there) this is a good, interesting, authoritative and rather depressing read: American Theocracy: The Peril and Politics of Radical Religion, Oil, and Borrowed Money in the 21stCentury.

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    13. Re:How is this news? by HairyCanary · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Good luck with that. There is no such thing as news that is not biased. If you think you know of any, then it just proves that they are either good at hiding their bias, or they happen to have precisely the same bias you already have.

    14. Re:How is this news? by gosand · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I can think of two reasons why it might be on Slashdot. The first being that Reddit.com cover it yesterday. And as of right now it is holding as 2nd place for the hottest topic.

      The second reason is probably related to online sources from MSNBC, Slashdot, Reddit and other forums, as well as the New York Times best selling list that have included elements of anti-religion and anti-god media.

      To answer your question, I believe that the editors included it because, the general tone of Slashdot is anti-religion.

      Yeah, cause the other explanation doesn't make sense... or it couldn't be because the county has done nothing but talk about who might run for President in 2008... or because it is a story that contains Scott Adams AND Bill Gates.

      Right now, generally speaking those with faith are thought of as uneducated and unenlightened.

      Perhaps that is because you seem unable to make a logical argument, and has nothing to do with your faith. Or does your faith contribute to that?

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    15. Re:How is this news? by I+am+ignorant · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It would be more accurate to state that there is a strong corrolation between being a fundementalist/zealot (of any kind) and being uneducated. The problem is not with being religious, it is with being uneducated. There are plenty of uneducated atheists in the world. Distribution of intelligence creates a bell curve. There are more uneducated religious people because there are more religious people. If you spliced out the fundementalists, I would expect the bell curve of intelligence within religion to look like the bell curve of the atheists.

    16. Re:How is this news? by Mantorp · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can't remember where I saw this so I'll paraphrase: Among highly intelligent people almost everyone is atheist. Not a single member of Congress is atheist. They are either liars or not highly intelligent.

    17. Re:How is this news? by Acer500 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's at least one believer with mod points :P

      Although it is flamebait-ish, he raises a valid point IMO. I'd rather mod him up and spur discussion than mod him down (mod him up Interesting if you don't believe it's Insightful, or don't mod him at all).

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  6. Not compatible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Think about it guys. If you vote for Gates, your country will stop working with the rest of us.

    1. Re:Not compatible by jmv · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Dunno, they could build a giant, 50km tall wall all around the US... which in turns would help a lot reducing global warming (in the rest of the world that is). :-)

    2. Re:Not compatible by Gorshkov · · Score: 3, Funny

      The drivers for the rest of the world wouldn't work. Does that mean all the Pakastanis in New York City would be unemployed?

    3. Re:Not compatible by WiFiBro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sticking your head in the sand may be great pr and landslide elections, but the climate nor the oil stocks are impressed by your bullshit.

    4. Re:Not compatible by jmv · · Score: 2, Informative

      Consider that the US produces ~25% of the world's greenhouse gases. I don't think its trees can remove anywhere near that proportion. From what I heard (but I could be wrong on that one), the US has enough land to sustain only about 1/10 of it's population considering its current way of life.

    5. Re:Not compatible by mustafap · · Score: 5, Funny

      >the US has enough land to sustain only about 1/10 of it's population

      Maybe they should eat less.

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  7. Scott Adams is smoking crack by Lord+Kano · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We're a country who has had one Catholic President and one Quaker. Arguably we've had pagans, if you count the deists. But their particular brand of deism was not too far from standard Christianity.

    I predict that we'll have a Jewish president before an athiest.

    LK

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  8. Of course! by Esteanil · · Score: 4, Funny

    I believe him.

    But as to timing, I think it will happen a short while after Microsoft wins the nationwide bid on supplying software for the next generation election machines... ;-)

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  9. I can see it now.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Your country has performed an illegal operation."

    Oh, wait............ it already has. Nevermind.

    1. Re:I can see it now.... by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Your country has performed an illegal operation."

      Oh, wait............ it already has. Nevermind.


            Cannot find file "WMD.IRAQ", System Halted.

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    2. Re:I can see it now.... by Geminii · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry, we're gonna have to shut your country down temporarily and replace the political drivers. In the meantime, try running in Safe mode - no invasions, no corporations running in Ring 0, and no personal incomes over 640K. (That should be enough for anyone.)

  10. Re:neighbors by Das+Modell · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Atheism does not make you predisposed to any particular behavior, or increase your likelihood of doing or not doing something. The same cannot be said of Islam.

  11. M$ jokes aside... by EvilCowzGoMoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Would it really be so bad to have the government run with a more business like model? The current administration has blown away all hope of a balanced budget, would it be so bad if the government actually made a profit?

    Put aside the perceived greed that drives M$ and you see that Bill Gates is actually quite a philanthropist.Would it really be so bad to have the government run with a more business like model? The current administration has blown away all hope of a balanced budget, would it be so bad if the government actually made a profit?

    Put aside the perceived greed that drives M$ and you see that Bill Gates is actually quite a philanthropist. I can see some good things coming from his presidency.

    On the flip side though, it may spell doom for small businesses trying to find a fair playing field against the giant almost monopolistic corporations out there.

    1. Re:M$ jokes aside... by EvilCowzGoMoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would it really be so bad to have the government run with a more business like model? The current administration has blown away all hope of a balanced budget, would it be so bad if the government actually made a profit? Put aside the perceived greed that drives M$ and you see that Bill Gates is actually quite a philanthropist.Would it really be so bad to have the government run with a more business like model? On the flip side though, it may spell doom for small businesses trying to find a fair playing field against the giant almost monopolistic corporations out there. (Wow this is one I realy wished I had hit preview fist on!! Copy / Paste gone wild!)

    2. Re:M$ jokes aside... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 3, Insightful


      Would it really be so bad to have the government run with a more business like model?


      Are you kidding me? Fuck yes it would!

      What is the one, single thing any business is intent on doing? Making profit. When you have a government operating like a business, what does it do? It tries to make a profit. And governments can only reasonably make a profit in three different ways: 1) tax the bejesus out of the population, 2) actually print money, and 3) take wealth out of other nations without their consent.

      You can not truly 'create wealth'. You can do more with fuel and machines, but commerce and taxation is only shifting wealth around, when you come down to it.

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  12. Gates by zeromorph · · Score: 4, Funny

    As if US politics hadn't enough *Gates in history.

    But a Iraq SP2 might be useful anyway.

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  13. WTF is this intolerant bullshit? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 3, Insightful
    • Ask a deeply religious Christian if he'd rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house.


    The question presupposes too many things. Namely that muslims are either praying or plotting terror 24/7 and that no athiest ever plans to hurt anyone else.

    Muslims, especially arabs, have become what black people were in the time period between reconstruction and the 1960s. The scapegoat for every one of society's ills and a panic button that people with an agenda know that they can push.

    Today we have sneak and peek warrants because idiots are afraid that "Da Moose-lims" are going to blow things up. Do you know how people succeeded in getting cocaine criminalized? By scaring the white masses by crafting the idea of big black bucks who were out of their mind on the drug rampaging and raping white women.

    Maybe a muslim president would succeed in severing our ubmilical relationship with Israel.

    LK
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    1. Re:WTF is this intolerant bullshit? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It is interesting to me that the USA is one of the worlds most influential christian nations, and one of the few countries on earth with a constitutional separation between church and state.

      By comparison my own country (Australia) is almost athiestic, yet our constitution bars anybody who is not a member of the church of england becoming head of state.

      Is it possible that this is a passing phase for the USA? Is the religious right being supported by people who will be dead in 10 years? Or does this run right down through the younger generations?

      I get the impression that religion, like support for guns, is just one of the symbolic markers which politicians use to stake their territory. Perhaps because the language of economics is too complex for most people so they have to base their campaigns on simple things.

    2. Re:WTF is this intolerant bullshit? by brianerst · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Is it possible that this is a passing phase for the USA? Is the religious right being supported by people who will be dead in 10 years? Or does this run right down through the younger generations?
      Most likely, it's cyclical. The USA goes through periods of heightened religiosity every 50-70 years or so. They are widely recognized by sociologists as "Great Awakenings". See here for a brief article on the current (fourth) one, and links to previous ones. The Third Great Awakening of the late 1800s was probably the one with the greatest impact, as many important American protestant denominations had their starts during that era. It also had its biggest impact at the opposite side of the political spectrum - for America, the Third Great Awakening provided the moral force for the Progressive movement. Child and woman labor laws, compulsory elementary education for all, prohibition of alcohol and a whole host of other progressive causes were largely the outgrowth of that religious revival.

      Some of this is no doubt due to the separation clause in our Constitution, but probably not in the way you're envisioning. The separation clause, I think, gives both sides enough latitude to swing too far - when the religious frenzy gets to be too much for sensible folk, the pendulum gets pushed back hard the other way. When secular excess seems to go too far (big changes in sexual mores and capitalism run amok), people start streaming back into churches. An establishment church, where everyone is required to give at least lip service to the church, appears to have a societal calming, but enervating to faith, effect. No one gets too worked up about the church (it's at some level compulsory, after all), but its widespread reach allows its hierarchy to speak with some authority long before the "pendulum" starts moving too fast. You end up with societies formed of irreligious believers - which is a nice, cozy place to be.

    3. Re:WTF is this intolerant bullshit? by Inoshiro · · Score: 2, Informative

      Check out this Wikipedia entry:
      ""In God We Trust" is the national motto of the United States of America. It was so designated by an act of Congress in 1956 and officially supersedes "E Pluribus Unum" (Out of Many, One) according to United States Code, Title 36, Section 302. President Eisenhower signed the resolution into law on 30 July 1956.[1]"

      It seems to me that tacking on the motto about 180 years after the declaration of independence is a sign of a religious right phase that started in the 1950s with McCarthy and the anti-red movement, and which kept up momentum by hating the other non-christians once the USSR (the largest declared athiest state) crumbled under its own economic corruption.

      I agree with the OP -- this seems to be a phase, and a phase that's getting worse because all the 30-40 year old crazies who grew up at the height of red fever seem to think pushing their beliefs is a federal mandate too.

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  14. The more I see Microsoft Products like Zune popout by rolfwind · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The more I think Bill Gate is the ultimate PHB. Yes, he knows some tech, but does he get it? I read his book years back (his first book) and have found nothing insightful.

    The Zune and the Xbox and the Microsoft school in Philadelphia lead me to believe that he will throw money at problems and bring minimum vision - I would also cite he derogatory statements about the $100 laptop, but then I don't know how much of that opinion was intertwined with business interests.

    In any case, if you have watched South Park lately, with episode of Cartman waiting for a Wii, one of the points it made, with its atheist skeptic future was that atheists/skeptics can be just as intolerant as religious fanatics - these people are just directing their zeal in other beliefs.

    I don't know if Gates is religious, but it's my opinion he does have a zealous and rigid belief system shaped around Microsoft/Software_Patents, and other things that I find it incredibly disturbing that he could wield presidential power. I'd almost rather give Bush a 3rd term.

  15. Re:What a luck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thank God I'm an atheist!

  16. A whole new range of political terms and language. by salparadyse · · Score: 5, Funny

    My Oval Office
    My Little Puppy British Prime Minister
    My Electronic Voting Machine - press the button, the screen changes, but nothing else does.
    UN.dll has caused a fatal error.
    Foreign Country Explorer - where do you want to invade today?

  17. Why? by techmuse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why would Gates want to give up so much power to become president? Wouldn't that be a step down?

    1. Re:Why? by toadlife · · Score: 2, Funny

      "there's been some talk about how a few base packages have different hash sums than what they should have. Don't know if that was done by accident, by design, what was added or what was removed."

      They probably just replaced all instances of "daemon" with "angel".

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  18. Re:No, we need a philosopher-king... by Shawn+is+an+Asshole · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or

    Colbert/Stewart

    Hell, I've met several right-wingers that don't get Colbert's character and would probably even vote for him.

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  19. Re:The more I see Microsoft Products like Zune pop by pubjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, he knows some tech, but does he get it?

    This is the great misunderstanding about Bill Gates. Many people think of him as a brilliant technologist, but he is actually a brilliant businessman with a good understanding of computer technology. Unfortunately I expect he will go into the history books as a brilliant technologist.

  20. End of faith by clickclickdrone · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Anyone interested in the possibilities of a world without faith could so worse than read the book "End of Faith" by Sam Harris. This book puts forward a powerful argument against all religions whilst putting forward insightful ideas for an alternative way to add value to our lives. It also has interesting views on radicalism within religion, primarily that the only true believers of any religion are the fanatics as they take the entire bible/koran/whatever at face value and live it whereas more moderates cherry pick the bits they like and ignore the bits they don't (stoning the neighbour for eating fish on a tuesday, nah, ignore that one. Hate gays? yup, tick) resulting in the vast majority of any given religions followers as basically failing that religons requirements.

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    1. Re:End of faith by seebs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sam Harris is as much a demagogue as the people he opposes. Dissenters are no safer in his idealized world than they were in Calvin's Geneva. I see no improvement here.

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    2. Re:End of faith by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wouldn't disagree although I suspect his intolerence stems from logical rather than theistic reasons which I feel slightly safer with. On balance, I like his reasoning but not his lack of compassion for those 'blighted' with the God Gene.

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    3. Re:End of faith by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The bit about eating fish was just a 'top of my head' thought to save me looking up a real one. One could get in to a discussion about OT versus NT but a quick look at e.g. Leviticus will reveal a whole bunch of 'laws' which most modern Christians choose to ignore yet others which they hold to be absolute truths to live their lives by.
      As for the bible's comment on homosexuality:
      18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
      In other places the bible notes death as a good solution for abominations..
      How about stoning to death for non-virgin wives?
      If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her ... and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid: Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate: And the damsel's father shall say ... these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city. ... But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die. Deuteronomy 22:13-21
      Christians like to ignore all this stuff yet claim the good stuff. It doesn't wash.

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    4. Re:End of faith by MartinB · · Score: 4, Informative
      One could get in to a discussion about OT versus NT but a quick look at e.g. Leviticus will reveal a whole bunch of 'laws' which most modern Christians choose to ignore yet others which they hold to be absolute truths to live their lives by.
      The thing is, that the OT/NT discussion is the key here. The NT thing is that loving God, and loving other people fulfils the entire OT law, without the specific list of items.

      Now many evangelicals like to pick and choose from the specific list according to their own tastes/prejudices, but you're right, to be consistent, one should go the whole hog, as Christianity doesn't actually have a concept of big sins/little sins - a sin is a sin is a sin (pace Catholicism). But they don't like it when you point this out, as much of it is clearly absurd to western society. As are the bits they like to pick out. One good exposition of this is the one from the The West Wing:

      "I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleaned the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be?"

              "My chief of staff, Leo McGarry, insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it okay to call the police?"

              "Here's one that's really important cause we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7 If they promise to wear gloves can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point?"

              "Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother, John, for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads?"


      But just because some people like to pick specifics from a menu doesn't mean that this is at all an accurate, authentic description of Christianity.
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    5. Re:End of faith by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2, Funny

      > One could get in to a discussion about OT versus NT but a quick look at [...]

      I think if you make a comparison, it would soon become obvious that the NT kernel has several advantages, mainly its support for Win32 applications but also environment subsystems compatibility with Posix and OS/2. Also, the way the drivers are handled are rather advantageous, since they're divided into three levels, the middle one also supporting WDM for compatibility with the previous generation of kernel.

      You don't get that sort of technology in OT.

    6. Re:End of faith by bigbird · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's always amusing to read stuff from people who've picked a few verses from the Old Testament and ask why Christians aren't doing what they say.

      Christians aren't Jews. It's the *Old* Testament. Christians aren't subject to Old Testament law. Try reading Galatians or Hebrews.

      For example "The law was put in charge to lead us to Christ that we might be justified by faith. Now that faith has come, we are no longer under supervision of the law" (Galatians 3:24-25).

      For Christians, the Mosaic Law no longer applies. It is meaningless to ask why Christians aren't following Leviticus. They aren't required to.

      The more interesting question is why Jews aren't following the Old Testament, not Christians.

    7. Re:End of faith by bigbird · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The OT isn't to be ignored. The God of Judaism is the God of Christianity. The Old Testament is the history of God's chosen people, Israel, and how he promised them a Messiah.

      The NT explains how that Messiah was Jesus Christ (which Jews don't agree with of course - they are still waiting). The OT is the historical backdrop to the NT, and hence is crucial to understanding the NT.

      But that doesn't mean Christians are obliged to obey Mosaic Law. The NT clearly points out that for Christians, we are under a different (and new) covenant (agreement).

    8. Re:End of faith by bigbird · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You should probably explain this to Ted Haggard, Oral Robberts, Jimmy Swaggert, etc - since they're fond of using the old testament as an excuse for one wacko stance or another (hate gays, hate working women, hate other religions, hate witches, etc, etc, etc).

      I'm not too familiar with them, not being an American. However since the Bible condemns homosexuality (for example) in the Old Testament, it isn't unreasonable to be cautious about endorsing it. Since the New Testament is also clear about sexual immorality, it is entirely consistent to refuse to endorse homosexuality.

      Refusing to endorse homosexual behaviour doesn't imply that one hates homosexuals though - although unfortunately this attitude does seem to come across with some Christians. Christians are supposed to love, not hate.

      Note also that this inability to get the story straight is another reason to be very skeptical of an "all-knowing, all-powerful, all-good god": why would it create such an imperfect message - so prone to misinterpretation and so useful as an excuse to kill one another?

      Sadly I don't think it would matter what was written. If people want to hurt or kill one another, they'll justify it any way they like.
    9. Re:End of faith by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 2, Funny
      But that doesn't mean Christians are obliged to obey Mosaic Law. The NT clearly points out that for Christians, we are under a different (and new) covenant (agreement).


      Christians signed a contract for Salvationix 2.0 (built on the Jesus kernel) but God Inc is obligated to continue providing technical support to the Jews as long as they are using Salvationix 1.0 (Jaweh kernel) and trying to get the damned thing to run on Israel-generation hardware, which they are crazily overclocking. The Muslims have a contract with God Inc for Salvationix 3.0 (Mohammed kernel) but as long as they are running it on Kalashnikov-generation processors their networking is limited to LAN and sneaker-net.

      SCO (Saintly Cross Organization) claims that Salvationix infringes their spiritual property and is suing International Bogomil Machines for allegedly slipping SCO code into Salvationix while handling some B2B projects for God Inc.

      It's very complicated but I hope this helps.
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  21. Re:neighbors by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 5, Insightful

    On the child molestor odds:
    Have you heard the stories about some Catholic priests? Or the activities of some cults? Or Michael Jackson? Hardly a scientific study, but arguably in the public mind child abuse is more likely with those who have a strong belief (however bizarre in Jackson's case...).

    Irrespective of whether Adams is right or not:
    Suggesting that the US electorate is more willing to vote for an atheist than a member of a religion that is (however unfairly) associated with the current war in Iraq, 9/11, etc, seems to me an entirely reasonable thing to suggest.

    Why is suggesting an atheist president so stupid? Have I missed something? It seems to me Adams is simply hopeful that there might be a president who bases his decisions on facts and thinking, rather than an unaccountable belief system within a framework no one can quite agree on anyway. And again, it seems a reasonable proposition for a debate that the electorate might go for a well respected (outside of the tech community!), successful, famously philanthropic atheist before a Muslim, even if it is only for all the wrong reasons.

  22. Re:You know what I like most about this article? by gerrysteele · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wrong:

    People become atheists generally through an intellectual choice. Religious people are so because that is the way their personal influences have made them. They therefore inherit the prejudices that go along with that. They are therefore unlikely to objectively consider many other real life issues outside the context of their religious prejudice. Ergo, an atheist will not refer to religious preconception upon appraisal of any options presented in a given situation. A vote for an atheist is therefore a vote for someone who can make a choice and justify it rationally. For example, Tony Blair and G. W. Bush both justified the Iraq invasion by deferring to the judgment they shall receive from their god.

  23. Bill in charge? by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can see this happening.
    - Finland added to list of rogue states.
    - Bin laden looses first place to Torvalds
    - US army invades China in the War Against Piracy.
    - European parliament get accidentaly carpet bombed. Suriving senator drops MS fines.
    - Microsoft tax becomes official and mandatory for everyone.
    - Making MS jokes becomes capital crime. Death sentence reintroduced in all states.
    - Gate-ology becomes state religion. Defines witches as people who use different OS.
    - enviromentalists complain on enviromental effects of witch burnings.
    - Enviromentalists proven to be very flameble.

  24. Re:neighbors by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have to agree with l3v1. We will not have an atheist president anytime soon. The superstitions of Americans are just too strong. In fact, we couldn't even have an agnostic. I'm praying we won't have a Mormon in 2008.

    The funny thing, is that I don't believe will have a Jewish president either. I argued with my wife (who was not born in America) the other night about if Americans will elect a person of color, a woman or a Jew as president first. Forget about Hillary for a moment (and despite our mutual distaste for the thought of her as President). I think a woman will be president first. Then a person of color, and perhaps never a Jew. I've spent enough time in Red State America to know how deeply antisemitism and racism run in this country.

    As an American of Italian ancestry, I also think it will be a good long time before a Southern European president will be elected. Just wait and see how the media chews up Giuliani.

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  25. andlinux by perler · · Score: 2, Informative
    you mean something like AndLinux?

    PAT

  26. Re:Wow - that's rather loaded by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The atheist religion (sic) has a bizarre tendency to justify itself through accusing various prolific hand-picked figures over history of being atheist.

          Wrong. Actually the nice thing about being an atheist is that you don't have to justify yourself to anyone at all!

          -An atheist.

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  27. Re:The more I see Microsoft Products like Zune pop by zoogies · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I find it remarkable how you back up your scathing opinion of Bill Gates with episodes of South Park. "I've read his book, I've found nothing insightful" is weak enough to begin with.

  28. An honest person for president by ortholattice · · Score: 3, Insightful
    No, I wouldn't like to have Bill Gates for president, not because he's an atheist, but because he's dishonest. From obvious lies he told during the antitrust trial to the one-sided, biased spin he puts on almost anything having to do with Microsoft, I simply cannot trust him. Once a person has lied to me, it is very difficult and often impossible to re-earn my trust. In Bill Gates' case, I think it is impossible. I think this is sad for him, but it is his own doing. He is not someone I admire or respect because of it. At least he has his riches to bask in, but I could never trust him.

    I suppose some will come to his defense and say that he was just defending or promoting his company, and that's the way business works. Well, I don't buy that. Does a person's integrity have a price? This is also why over time I am becoming more and more cynical and distrustful about almost any information provided by corporations - it is almost always one-side, biased in their favor, with any relevant negative aspects suppressed. This unethical behavior is defended, even encouraged, in the name of capitalism, business promotion, salesmanship, and so on as a good, positive thing.

    To be forthcoming, in the past I too have twisted the truth to my employer's customers to please those who signed my paycheck, and I feel terrible about it. But it is unethical and very wrong, and it is wrong for society to encourage it as a positive virture. I have decided that I simply won't do it anymore. Thankfully my life situation permits that the moment. I realize others aren't so fortunate. But that isn't an excuse for Bill Gates.

  29. Re:You know what I like most about this article? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So let me get this straight: athiests have free will and self-determinism, but people who hold religious beliefs, by their very nature, do not? Is this your way of saying athiests are superior intellectually, and possibly biologically as well?

    Most self-acclaimed athiests I know are not, in the least bit, analytical. They have grown up being taught that the facts are in, and they are conclusive: we evolved. Regardless of the fact that it's a theory, it's taught as doctrine. I'm not saying anything else has any more validity, mind you, but when a single doctrine is taught for an hour a day, 5 days a week, for several years of a child's upbringing, the principles are ingrained to a certain degree - whether it's Sunday school or science/Biology class.

    There are a great deal of people who were raised as an athiest, or as nothing at all, and have acclimated towards faith in religion after hopping around on ideology for years. The reverse is also true. And there are those who have tried both sides, and couldn't decide, resulting in agnosticism.

    There is no such thing as a person void of prejudices or personal influences. To so much as say that there are demonstrates an extremely unquestioning mind, and what's more, one which isn't even aware of it.

    You sir, are a biggot and a fool - to put it kindly!

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  30. So does Hinduism by Clueless+Nick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And its various sects. And so do Buddhism, Jainism, Shintoism, anything-you-can-thinkaboutism. Religion is not a means to direct spiritual affairs. It has evolved as a set of guidelines about how to lead your life by reducing disharmony with your environment (to varying degrees, o constant cynic). It has also evolved from mankind's need to understand its environment, when the concept of scientific thought was in its infancy.

    So tell us something new. Going by the doctrine of Islam, is Bill Gates qualified to lead a large, powerful nation?

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  31. The need for an _intelligent_ leader by darekana · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We don't need an atheist leader...

    We need an INTELLIGENT leader.

    I propose a community service requirement, simple speech writing, debate, basic geography and IQ tests for potential presidents.

    If we have tests for becoming a lawyer or doctor why isn't there a fricking test to become president.

    Why do applicants to med school need 100 hours of community service and impeccable marks while Bush don't need shit.

    We can't continue having senile or stupid people running America.

    1. Re:The need for an _intelligent_ leader by jackbird · · Score: 2, Insightful
      We need an INTELLIGENT leader.

      No, we need an educated ELECTORATE, and an end to the social more against talking politics if you're not on TV.

  32. An atheist president would be good for America by Colin+Smith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's no afterlife or later judgement so they're far more likely to think about the soldiers they're sending off to die.

    Anyway if they claimed to be humanist most christians would be completely unaware that it isn't a christian sect.

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  33. This article deserves the tag flamebait. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This article deserves the tag flamebait. It is CLEARLY intended to start a massive argument; it is the verbatim definition of flamebait.

    1. Re:This article deserves the tag flamebait. by mattcasters · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, don't you just love it!

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  34. Opponents by suso · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't know what Bill's views are really but let's say he's on the democratic ticket. Wouldn't that be funny if he ended up running against Arnold Schwarzenegger (assuming if the law were to be changed). Now that would be an interesting election.

    World's richest man vs. World's strongest man. Begin!

  35. Re:neighbors by BakaHoushi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I really have to agree with you. I mean, if you think about it, a lot of geeks may have some grudges against Gates, but are they REALLY that big a deal? Sure, we joke about the Borg and all that, but let's compare Microsoft's business to Halliburton's or *Insert Oil Company Here*.

    Outside the BSoD and Open Source jokes, Bill Gates is a respectable person, I'm sure most of us will (if grudgingly) admit. And I like the idea that logic and fact (Or at least SOME kind of observable data) could be used to make decisions, rather than gut instinct, faith, or however else you want to call making decisions via a dart board.

  36. Re:Athiests... by MrChris007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If "religion" means "set of beliefs" then actually everyone is not athiest, in fact everyone is "religious" including athiests (in this case their belief is that they don't believe in God). For an interesting read on the state of our "perfect science" that can not be questioned I found this on the internet a while back: The Case Against The Nuclear Atom

  37. Canada by McGiraf · · Score: 3, Funny

    We have to prepare for a massive increase in immigration of Linux geeks.

  38. Canada by McGiraf · · Score: 2, Funny

    hehe, we have to prepare for a massive increase in immigration of Linux geeks.

  39. Religiosity is the only criterion. by Lethyos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sam Harris puts it well in The End of Faith when he points out that the only thing you must be to get elected in the United States is religious. You need no education in political science, economics, resource management, social studies, or any other field that is typically involved in serving as President or most public offices. Instead, you must profess a belief in Christianity. Failing to do this and you stand no chance of becoming elected no matter how well informed or qualified you are otherwise. Now, while a cut-throat business man who heads (or headed) a criminal organization is the last person I would choose for the job, I do agree that it would be nice if we eliminated faith as the basis for electing leaders.

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    1. Re:Religiosity is the only criterion. by foniksonik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not religion stupid, it's representation. Look here at the demographics and you will see that the United States is composed of only 8.4% non-religious people, while the other non-christian religions compose only 3% of the population, so 88.6% Christian (26.8% begin Catholic, 19.8% Baptist).

      So tell me again why being Christian shouldn't be a pre-requisite to being the top political and commander in chief of this nation? 88% is a pretty convincing argument IMHO.

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  40. what?! by oyenstikker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What does religion have anything to do with setting up a wireless network?!

    I am a Christian. I work with a Muslim and a Hindu. Any of the three of us will help you set up your wireless network. None of us are planning on blowing anything up, save maybe lightbulbs in our microwave ovens.

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  41. Atheist? Serious? Humor-impaired? by meburke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Although Scott Adams may be the best political and business parodist/cartoonist since Dave Barry, he hit upon a serious deficiency in American Politics: Most voters don't know what the job qualifications for President are. The President is supposed to be a leader and executive, guide the country in resolving problems (if possible), but his main job is to UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. (It's in his oath of office.) This has nothing to do with his religion, gender, party affiliation or appearance, but those are the qualifications upon which the voters seem to select our politicians these days.

    Which brings up problem number two: Most Americans don't know the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States of America, and are probably not qualified to vote. The Declaration of Independence defines the principles upon which this country was founded and the Constitution defines the process by which we govern ourselves. It is embarrassing that I meet so many foreigners who know all about the Constitution and the Declaration, but I seldom find an American college student who can even tell me what's in the Bill of Rights.

    I hope some of you are feeling guilty... http://memory.loc.gov/ammem/help/constRedir.html http://www.amazon.com/Hold-These-Truths-Mortimer-A dler/dp/0020641303

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  42. Re:neighbors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I see your point, but really when 90% of a population uses the dominant religion's ceremonies as the way to "do" life's important events, not participating on point of principle is going to make you one very alienated person. e.g. Most people invite you to "the Christening" of their baby, not because they want to show off their Christianity, but because they want to share the joy of their baby with you (because presumably they care about you too), and to celebrate giving a name to this new person. I agree it is not nice that religions co-opt important events in life in this way, but they do so because they know that people want something to mark the event, and by offering that something they have an easy in to people's lives. Make your own ceremonies for the events in your own life, but begrudging others the local standard ones is mean spirited IMHO. (I am an atheist)

  43. Athiest or Agnostic? by Spazmania · · Score: 3, Informative

    I did a Google search for the material claiming that Gates is an athiest and it mostly came back to the following:

    Gates was interviewed November 1995 on PBS by David Frost. Below is the transcript with minor edits.

    Frost: Do you believe in the Sermon on the Mount?

    Gates: I don't. I'm not somebody who goes to church on a regular basis. The specific elements of Christianity are not something I'm a huge believer in. There's a lot of merit in the moral aspects of religion. I think it can have a very very positive impact.

    Frost: I sometimes say to people, do you believe there is a god, or do you know there is a god? And, you'd say you don't know?

    Gates: In terms of doing things I take a fairly scientific approach to why things happen and how they happen. I don't know if there's a god or not, but I think religious principles are quite valid.


    Now, last I heard an athiest was someone who denies the existance of any god while an agnostic questions God's existance. Unless we plan to redefine these words or there is some more significant quote floating around out there, Gates is an agnostic, not an atheist.

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    1. Re:Athiest or Agnostic? by Domomojo · · Score: 5, Informative

      The definitions of "agnostic" and "atheist" are hotly debated. The common definition of atheism being the denial of the existence of gods is inadequate for most people who call themselves atheists. Basically "atheist" should mean the person is a non-theist. In that sense there is no middle ground. Since Gates doesn't have a belief in a particular deity, by that definition he is an atheist. (It's like being pregnant, you either are or you aren't). "Agnosticism" is about knowledge, not belief, so Gates could be both an agnostic and an atheist, just like you could be an agnostic and a theist. What most people think "atheist" means is actually the definition of "strong atheism." I think most people who call themselves "agnostics" by the common definition, are actually "weak atheists". Wikipedia has plenty of information here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atheism

      And PZ Myers had a good discussion on the issue in a recent blog post: http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/11/freetho ught_tagteam_wrestling.php

    2. Re:Athiest or Agnostic? by iceborer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now, last I heard an athiest was someone who denies the existance of any god while an agnostic questions God's existance.

      I prefer Stephen Colbert's take:
      "Now, isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?"

    3. Re:Athiest or Agnostic? by Domomojo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe so, but I think the common definitions are inadequate since they don't accurately describe non-theists. I agree that dictionaries should be descriptive and not prescriptive, but by those common definitions I'm not a theist, atheist, or agnostic. I guess it's like the word "theory". There's the definition used by the public at large (and creationists) and there's the definition used by scientists. If you're going to get into a philosophical discussion on the meaning and existence of god(s) it's important to define all the terms accurately.

  44. Re:You know what I like most about this article? by jsiren · · Score: 3, Interesting
    CAUTION
    Personal opinions ahead
    Danger of collision with popular beliefs

    A strange notion seems to have gained popularity about a human being that is always completely self-sufficient, rational, and objective - or at least most of the time. I've yet to meet such a person. I certainly know myself well enough to tell you I'm not one. This notion is bubbling under theories of alternative economic theories that are based on individuals buying everything they need on a perfectly-functioning private market, with money they somehow always have available, and theories about large portions of the population being able to function without their spiritual side. (I remember reading that there's a specific area in the brain for spiritual experiences. Make of it what you wish, but try disabling one function of your brain - not fun.)

    We have this thing called science specifically because people are frequently not objective and rational, and we need a process to ensure that research, which is done by people, is. Science is a good thing; so is religion, and I don't see any need for them to collide, since they answer two different problems.

    It's a function of the human mind to find excuses (sometimes very convoluted ones) for anything it wants to do, i.e. rationalize. I've done this myself (and hated myself for it), and seen others do it (and hated them for it). It has nothing to do with religion; atheists are fully capable of it, just as are religious people. Both can be open about it, or try to hide it. Rationalization is very often just a way to do what one wants and get away with it; it can be almost or completely unconscious and mostly harmless, or carefully planned to maximize advantage and profit at others' expense. It takes a considerable amount of self-discipline to look at one's actions from an outsider's point-of-view instead of just rationalizing from a selfish perspective. (The name Kant springs into mind. See also Categorical Imperative.) This, in turn, is one way to get along with other people, which is one of the problems most major religions are trying to solve (with varying defitions of "other people"). (Another problem is keeping a community together.)

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  45. Re:Strange american point of view by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You are joking of course.

    The official religion of France was Catholocism until 1988.
    The official religion of Italy was Catholocism until 1984.
    The official religion of Spain was Catholocism until 1978.

    The official religion of the USA was........oh, sorry we never had one.
    The USA remains one of the few countries in the entire world which declares and enforces a seperation between Church and State.

  46. If Bill Gates Were President... by eno2001 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..."Microsoft Office" would take on a while new meaning. [ducks]

    (Or for the humor challenged: /me ducks)

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  47. Re:neighbors by Bemopolis · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That's a level of detail that, by and large, you don't see in Christianity.


    False — that's a level of detail you don't see in most WESTERN Christianity TODAY. That ludicrous amount of Islamo-micromanagement you cite was mirrored exactly in the early Catholic (and, later, early Protestant) Church. Pick up Bede's "History of the English Church and People" and find the letter written from the Bishop of England to the Pope asking for guidance on such minutiae. Must women eschew churchgoing during their period? Can a man enter a church if he hasn't washed since his last intercourse? Just like you describe, except with a guy nailed to a tree in the front instead of a cresent moon.

    Now, if you want to argue that today's Islam is less enlightened than today's Christianity go right ahead. Me, I think that's like trying to figure out the warmest guy in an igloo.

    Bemopolis
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  48. Huh? by Das+Auge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So let me get this straight, it's not okay to say that atheists, as a group, are immoral, but it is okay to say that religious people, as a group, are less intelligent.

    Nice double standard you have going there.

  49. Yes, where is the atheist member of congress? by guidryp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I agree. The point of the article is more about gaining some of the acceptance for atheists that other minorities enjoy. References to Bill Gates are more tangential.

    I think this links with a study a while back that had atheist as the most distrusted minority in America. I doubt there is an out of closet atheist anywhere in US politics.

    I think I have finally getting a handle on the fear/distrust of atheist after watching a few 30 days documentaries (atheist/christians, Pro-choice/pro-life) and the "Root of all evil" documentary with Richard Dawkins, and Jesus Camp. You eventually get the strong sense that it is drummed in from day one that there is nothing worse than being without the word of god. So an atheist is unfathomable.

    If you are taught from day one that the only "righteous" people are those that are steeped in the word of god. How do you understand someone that thinks about each issue independently? How can you know what they will think? Of course the old chestnut of atheist not having morality crops up. Having no authoritative source, how could they?

    Though it is largely inaccurate,I guess I can understand where it comes from. So maybe Scott is correct and we are at least seeing the baby steps of having a very tiny minority of those in the public eye come out on atheism and one or two TV shows with atheists. We may be in the position of starting some very basic education so religious people can eventually get to have some tiny understanding of atheists.

    1. Re:Yes, where is the atheist member of congress? by Lysol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Absolutely! Welcome to the world of indoctrination! People are taught from a very young age their various religious beliefs and morals.

      It's funny tho, the whole 'morals from God ' thing. Any Christian I talk to (including relatives) all believe not only in words written on pages thousands of years ago (written by dudes named John and Paul, which are very Jewish names, and also hand-picked by the Catholic church in later years) but also usually support whatever bloodhsed in any part of the world as long as it's in God's name (the 'extremist' and uneducated Muslims love this too). Whether it's the (re-)invasion of Afghanistan or Iraq or wherever their morality points them, they all belive in and break the concepts 'written' down thousands of years ago. How hypocritical, yet, it's God's morals they're following. And they know it .

      I was indoctrinated into Christianity from a young age. Was told all the scary stories of judgement and this and that and in my late teens/early twenties realized that it was all bullshit. All about control, judgement - all negative. I've never met anyone who is Christ-like in the western world. And I've come to realize that Judeo-based/Christian morals are the last thing I'd ever impart on my kids (if I ever have any). They're, in my opinion, totally backwards and have nothing to do with modern living and have nothing to do with living a decent, educated, fair, and compassionate life.

      The best thing that could happen to the future of the world is the advent of a more universal, worldly, consciousness and an ascendency of non-theism. After all, there'd definitely be less or no wars (no God to justify them, no virgins in Heaven), less suffering (no wars plus no religious barriers to medical research), better integration (no separation of the righteous and 'wicked'), and hopefully more compassion (less Godly judgement), and definitely more time spent on learning about science and the natural universe and less about the supernatural, religious texts.

      While I say each to his own, it's clear to me that the Judeo-based religions are fundamentally flawed and have little place in the future of humanity. Some day, they will be realized (hopefully) as the primitive thinking they are just like the Greek and Roman and even Sumerian or Egyptian gods (which we dismiss as ridiculous nowadays). Of course, I won't live to see it, but it will probably happen. It has to, otherwise humanity will destroy itself. You have only to glimpse any religious leader/figure around the world to be sure of that.

  50. That always creeped me out by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Considering that I've been told by more than one Christian (true story here) that atheists do not have the capacity for morality

    I've heard that one too. Always really creeped me out.

    Why? Because you can infer from that statement that the only reason they are moral is because they believe there is an invisible man watching their every move who will drop them in a boiling lake of sulfur if they misbehave. So the other side of that coin is that they would be completely amoral if The Big Guy wasn't watching them. If religion suddenly went away today, first thing these people would do is go berserk and give in to their every urge - since there would be no reason not to.

    Maybe religion isn't such a bad idea after all.

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  51. So what? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >the "separation of church and state" is not in the constitution and, IIRC, is not in any official government document.

    No, that exact character string is not in the Constitution, and it doesn't need to be given the multiple clauses disentangling religion and government.

    "Separation of church and state" isn't in the Bible either, but Jesus drew the distinction repeatedly: "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's" in Matthew 22:21, and "My kingdom is not of this world" is John 18:36.

  52. Has the Bush Sr. quote been posted yet? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots."

    George H. W. Bush, August 27, 1987.

    1. Re:Has the Bush Sr. quote been posted yet? by kaoshin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Abraham Lincoln, Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson were unpatriotic?

  53. Re:Keep sexuality away from software by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Such a site is an attempt (amongst others) to bring such people together.

    I call bullshit. I would equally call bullshit upon Whitebuntu, Blackbuntu, Straightbuntu, Transsexualbuntu, and whatever else someone wants to come up with. Not that I'm exactly a fan of the Ubuntu project itself (I like my Kubuntu, but not enough to use it on a daily basis anymore, and the people in the project piss me off), but last I checked, Ubuntu's thing is bringing people together, not such people. So why are you taking off on their name and project? ...Right, thought not.

    Also, it may help with technical issues unique to gay people and sites. For example, if you run a gay matchmaking site, you may face unique confidentiality issues due to the need of protecting identities of those wanting to take part in the site, but "still in the closet".

    Bullshit again. It's no different from me keeping privacy records on customers, or the identity protection on those billion-and-one camsites on the Internet.

    Or you may be particularly annoyed at KDE's tendency to yank you to the desktop where a popup just happened (imagine what happens while gayromeo just pops up its "you've been disconnected from the site due to inactivity" window while you showed a coworker some java code in another window...

    Bullshit just reached waist level. Here's a novel solution. Don't surf pornographic sites when at work. Le fucking gasp.

    These aren't "gay-specific" technical issues, and you know it. I don't really care one way or the other what you do, but I really hate bullshitters.

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  54. Re:Strange american point of view by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's absolutely nothing wrong with crackpots buying airtime rights. Thats protected under the freedom of speech, Bill 1.

    And you have a choice whether to send that crackpot your money. Or are you dismissing self-choice?

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  55. Let's Pass an Amendment by shaneh0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's pass a Constitutional Amendment that repeals term limits (the 22nd Amendment) as well as removing the "Natural Born Citizen" rule.

    Which would let Bill Clinton run against Ahnold. And from basically every opinion poll I've seen since 1998, Bill Clinton would be the President until he dies, or his penis falls off, which I suppose is redundant.

    In all seriousness, though, I think both of those things SHOULD be repealed.

    The 22nd Amendment was only passed because Democrats and Republicans were pissed off at FDR for running for a fourth term when he knew his health was so poor. Even JFK supported it at the time. Looking back, though, it's a bad idea. While I do like the fact that W can't be elected again, if the rule wasn't in place, he'd never have been elected to begin with.

    Besides, we have a word for term limits. It's spelled E-L-E-C-T-I-O-N-S.

    And as for the Natural Born Citizen thing, well, that should go too. As long as it's replaced with a "Must be a US Citizen, residing in US territory, for at least 15 years" or something like that. We're a country of immigrants, and a lot of them have a lot to offer. Look at Jennifer Granholm in Michigan, Madeline Albright, and, yes, The Ahnold.

    1. Re:Let's Pass an Amendment by Broken+scope · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, presidents should be given 1, 6 year term. That way it is spent doing their god damn job and very little is spent campaigning. They can get reelected again after some other idiot gets to play with the chair for 6 years.

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    2. Re:Let's Pass an Amendment by shaneh0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, do some googling before you make dumb assumptions.

      Every horse race between Bill Clinton and some other national candidate, always shows Bill winning.

      Bill Vs. George W, bill wins
      Bill Vs. McCain, bill Wins
      Just recently I saw a SurveyUSA, Bill v. Hillary.... Bill wins.

      And since you offered unsolicited advice, I'll do the same:
      Maybe you should spend less time trolling and more time actually thinking for yourself, and you might actually make a good point every now and then.

  56. Re:neighbors by Acer500 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Excellent point. And I'd rather have religious events than marketing-created events (say, Father's Day), although most religious events have been slyly co-opted by now (see Christmas).

    Though it would be very annoying for me to go through a church wedding (the local style, which is very formal, and requires going to some religious classes and such), it's very moving and makes for a much better event than a dry state wedding ceremony (I understand in the US you have different choices).

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  57. Re:Atheists and Morality by dsanfte · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Why is it wrong to kill? Simply saying "because its wrong to deny another person life" implies that there is a higher value to human life.


    Atheists do not believe in gods. They can still believe in man. There is no contradiction.
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  58. Re:Scot t Adams Disses Atheists' Common-Sense by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 3, Insightful
    3. Being an atheist Jew doesn't make me stupid or immune to reality. I surely do not want to live next door to a Muslim.


    I once lived next door to a Muslim for years before I found out he was a Muslim. He had seemed like such a nice, normal guy, too.

    Maybe they should have to wear some kind of badge so we can identify them more easily.
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  59. Re:Justifications by Woldry · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So instead of basing your morality on a fear of divine retribution, you base yours on a fear of societal retribution?

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  60. I hate being labelled "athiest". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm a human being. Like everybody else, I was not born religous. Some people are immersed in religion from the day they are born, but nobody is intrinsically religous: it's always just an option.

    I am not an athiest. I'm a person. People who elect to pray to deities can call themselves "religous" if they feel like it, but that's their problem, not mine.

    People who choose to be religous may revel in a label, but stop labelling non-religous people. We haven't chosen to be non-religous, any more than we've chosen not to be cannibals or house painters.

    If religous people choose to be religous and believe in idols, well fine, whatever floats their boat. But they shouldn't be labelling others who haven't made bizarre philosophical and lifestyle choices.

    1. Re:I hate being labelled "athiest". by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you specifically believe that there is no God, then you're an atheist. Nobody is born this way; it's a choice you make.

      What about unicorns? Has everyone made the choice to believe or not believe in unicorns? What about the people that never sat down and made a decision one way or another? Or the people that know there aren't unicorns, but still act as if there are?

      And none of this addresses why there has to be a special word just for people that don't believe something when there aren't words for aunicornist, alochnessmonsterist, etc. It is not the athiests that made or wanted this label. To many atheiests, it makes as much sense as creating a negative for everything. "Do you have a cell phone?" "No, I'm acellphoneist." They've obviously made a conscious decision to not have a cell phone. So, why not toss a label on them. The great thing is that after tossing on that label, we can then group all of them together and pick the outlayers and assign the worst of their characteristics to all of the newly created group. Convenient, huh?

  61. All you need is the core! by FatSean · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why not just pull out the wheat-rules and discard the chaff? The Bible says that homosexuality is wrong. The Bible says to kill those who would attempt to convert you. I disagree with both these assertations, which is part of why I reject Christianity. I agree with you that most religions are simply old old old social rules codified. I just feel that one can extract the good ideas and leave the bad ones. There is too much bad baggage mixed in with the religions.

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  62. damned by ignorance by obtuse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Damned by ignorance. That's the atheist's lot. The faithful redefine both atheism and morality to suit their purposes and argue from that.

    "Morality requires that there be things that are inherently good and things that are inherently bad. True atheism rejects these concepts, as they deny that there is a higher power than the natural state of the world."

    No, and No.

    Let's look to Wikipedia for a more reasonable definition of morality:

    "Morality is a system of principles and judgments based on cultural, religious, and philosophical concepts and beliefs, by which humans determine whether given actions are right or wrong."

    Nothing about inherent good and evil there. Atheists have values which are no less valid just because we didn't get those values from the authorized representative of God (even indirectly.) You complain that atheists don't explain their beliefs to you. It's no wonder, but I will try. Since atheists aren't a homogenous group, I can only explain my own beliefs, but I'm a pretty standard-issue humanist in these. Allow me to proceed from first principles.

    My values originate in my experiences. My experiences include empathy, pleasure (inherently good) and pain (inherently bad.) Empathy allows me to realize that those around me have similar experiences of the world. My experience demonstrates that suffering pain may produce benefit in the future, and that pursuit of pleasure may produce pain, so in addition to considering the effect of my behavior upon those for whom I feel empathy, I need to consider the future effects of my immedeate behavior. You can pretty much derive all my morality from this. Golden rule, altruism, truthfulness, honor, etcetera.

    Was my morality influenced by religion? Sure, and I can see Orion in the stars, but my ideas about those stars are more than the product of ancient religion. If our values often overlap, it only flatters those religious laws that actually are good ideas. Still, we don't correspond exactly. I'll never be OK with slavery or killing infidels, unlike most of the Gods in the world.

    It's always odd when someone argues morality with me, claiming that it's impossible to be moral unless you accept your morality as received wisdom without question. To me, there is a moral imperative to take responsibility for your own behavior and beliefs. To call something bad, one should then be able to say why it is so, or else you're just calling names.

    This is all stuff you would have gotten in an entry-level philosophy class, but you haven't bothered, since your absolute beliefs protect you from thought. Still, perhaps someone reading this will be inspired to take a philosophy class. I don't mean to change anyone's beliefs, but perhaps you might not treat us atheists so badly out of sheer ignorance.

    Read some philosophy. Look into the difference between external and internal motivation.

    Unfortunately, these are exactly the reasons people are prejudiced against atheists. Those absolute rules make religious people paint atheists as nihilists or worse. This is why I rarely argue religion. When the folks come to the door in their Sunday best, I wish them good weather and thank them for their kindness. Arguing will do neither of us any good. That's my morality. Treat people well, even if they are different from me.

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  63. Re:How about agnostics? by nathanh · · Score: 2, Insightful
    On a slight tangent, I find true strong atheism somewhat humorous, and, in a way, not very different from religion. Christians have an unflagging, irrational belief in Jesus Christ and God; atheists have a similarly irrational belief that no god exists.

    Most rational people - atheists and theists alike - are agnostic. They admit that the answer to the existence of gods is unknowable. This stems from the way in which gods are typically defined: supernatural beings outside our sphere of observation and understanding.

    However this rational decision says nothing about their belief. Belief is not a choice. You can't say "rationally I know that the question of existence of gods is unknowable, therefore I choose to not make a decision about my belief". Your belief is something that you have, not something that you decide.

    If you don't believe in the existence of gods - either strongly (belief in non-existence) or weakly (lack of belief) - then you're an atheist. If you agree with the "don't know" argument of agnosticism then you are also an agnostic. They are completely orthogonal so you can be both an atheist and an agnostic.

    Most agnostics are actually atheists as well. However they're under the mistaken impression that agnosticism is a rational form of atheism. That's a misunderstanding perpetuated mostly within the USA. In Europe where philosophy was a mandatory subject in middle school, the difference between agnosticism and atheism is better understood.