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Birth of an Island
slashmojo writes that while some islands are sinking, last August another rose from the ocean, formed by volcanic activity and caught in the act by a passing yacht. From the article: "What looked like a brown stain on the South Pacific turned out to be a spectacular drift of floating pumice stones stretching more than 16 km — and an indication an island was being born nearby... 'We are getting emails from volcanologists saying this is so rare.'" Here is the blog post of the yachtsman who photographed the nascent island.
God giveth and God taketh away....
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Of 2007!!!
So when the earth gets a floater in the pool, it's one big mutha. Try fishing that out with a net
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Sounds fair.
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First one to the new island gets the prime beachfront property!
You usually think of these structures as having been around for at least as long as civilization, but clearly the Earth is ever-changing... very cool.
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Here's a decent intro to island formation:
http://www.hawaii.edu/environment/ainakumuwai/htm
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Nice a new island for the new year. What more can you want?
An obvious fake. I swear those nazi global warming bastard will do anything to disprove island sinking. Everyone knows islands sink and hummers are to blame(not the suv). Next time they decided to photoshop some beaches into an island they should do a better job. Pardon me while I go outside and try to freeze some ocean water into icebergs.
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Those pictures are amazing. But is there anything under the pumice? Or were they able to just sail through it? I'm confused...
What IS the international protocol for claiming a new island? My flag first, nearest neighbour?
that this is Blizzard's explination of how all of a sudden I had a new Island off the coast of Auberdine where the Draenei http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draenei now resides? I would have liked to see pictures of that instead.
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"So" is not a synonym of "very".
Hot pumice? Global warming is making islands!
I hope scientists can get some cool information out of his. And perhaps footage of the island forming...maybe some time-lapse photography or something. That would be neat-o.
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Maybe the earth is cooling?
Now I know about the "global warming" claims and Kyoto fuss... but old islands submerge, new ones pop up... and some lamer is going to scream the work is going to end because this was volcanic in nature...
But so what? Kyoto was a politicians dream, spend lots of money on something that 1) is not needed, 2) isn't effective, 3) has about as much confirmation as My Favorite Martian. Kyoto and global warming is a big con job. I just looked at a chart that said it was warmer in medieval times... cyclical changes like this are no big deal and have occurred millions of times.
Even if it is true, the polar and near regions might become more habitable. Me, I am sick of 6 months of winter.
Now on with the green slam...
Oh, BTW a HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!
"slashmojo writes that while some islands are sinking, last August another rose from the ocean [CC] [MD] [GC], formed by volcanic activity and caught in the act by a passing yacht."
:)
See. I told you rich people are good for something.
This is really neat, but doesn't it strike anybody as odd that they decided to sail
*towards* an active volcano? Were they trying to get a last minute entry into the 2006 Darwin Awards or something?
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Between recent plans to map under Greenland's ice to find the home of the Elder Things and Shoggoths, and now this, I think it's obvious H.P. Lovecraft's prophecy is coming true.
All glory to Cthulhu.
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The only way to stop global islanding is to raise taxes on energy use. We'll stop those islands even if it means buying a mansion for every last politician.
...caught in the act by a passing yacht.
Nosy environmnetalists and their cameras. Worst than the paparazzi on a Saturday night.
No Citation but I kinda remember them picking up a new one in the 70s
The King wading through chest deep ash to plan the Tongan Flag
Oh Yeah.....Fuck the Scientists
Its fascinating that something like this, in the age of of satellite monitoring, global communications, Google Earth, can happen without vulcanologists aware of it. Its possible that military organizations detected it & then dismissed it as outside their purview & didn't pass it on, in any case it's unfortunate that such a rare event escaped study. Hopefully we'll soon see automated earth science 'anomaly' expert systems processing realtime data and alerting relevant specialists.
On the other hand, it's impressive that there were people there! That the human species is so ubiquitous on planet Earth that a random bunch of folks happened to be sailing in proximity, in what was historically one of the most isolate places on the planet. It really does bring home that there are now more folks alive today then have died in the history of our species, that we're now regularly witnessing these one-in-a-million (but what is that to six billion?!) events!
I don't read ACs: If a post isn't worth so much as a nom de plume to its author then I wont bother either.
I call dibs.
This is definitely a must-see experience, and I envy the travelers who were lucky enough to witness something so rare. However, I'm less envious of the captain when he reaches harbor and realizes that sailing through 16km of pumice is hell on the bottom paint. He's going to have fun getting that repainted. ;) (Of course, a REAL captain would just do it himself.)
Speaking from the experience of having lived on a sailboat for three years, and having painted the bottom in dry dock at least once.
"Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
There's a theory about climate change that hasn't yet gotten much press:
Underwater Volcanism is the driving force behind global climate change. Volcanos heats ocean water, causing more water to evaporate into the atmosphere, changing weather patterns all over the world.
Water is a much stronger "greenhouse gas" than Carbon Dioxide ever could be.
The inference is that we Humans, while certainly very good at screwing up the environment, are not responsible for the increases in temperature, changes in rainfall patterns, and melting of ice shelfs. While Al Gore's certainly well-intentioned, he's also wrong. My source (sorry, no link as his book's not been published yet) says that oceanographers have 50+ years of data logging ocean temperatures, that prove this theory beyond any shadow of a doubt.
This story is simply anecdotal evidence that this new theory of climate change is the most accurate.
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Before you go to the island to celebrate,
who knows when it will submerge ?
Wincopy
that yacht didn't try to pass through that "brown stain" and discover that they had just run aground.
The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
Now if I saw an island being formed, I would anchor my yacht offshore, wait for the land to cool, then plant a flag claiming it in the name of my new sovereign nation... Even if it's just a small island, it would still be cool to be the ruler of an island nation...
A man can dream...
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I wonder if any of them took a second to realize what that brown stain was worth wrapped in plastic & sold in Bed Bath & Beyond.
Natural Virgin Pumice Foot Scrubbers complete with Special Snake Oil -- $19.99 ea
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Can he name the Island as he was the first to see it/step on it?
I guess he could try to keep the Island for himself, but I guess it would then be his responsibility to protect it from other invaders..
They are making more land these days!
Global warming is all our fault. But this other stuff, yeah. We live in on an amazingly complex planet.
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When lava pours out near the sea surface, tremendous volcanic explosions sometimes occur. In time, submarine seamounts, or islands, are formed. When lava flows underwater, it behaves differently. And a new contraption to capture a 'dandelion' in one piece has been put together by the crew. The preparation for a dive is always a tense time. When lava pours out near the sea surface, tremendous volcanic explosions sometimes occur.
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We are getting emails from volcanologists saying this is so rare, but I thought "naw, forget it". Yo homes to Bel-Air!
This just in! The new island has suddenly lurched into the air and is now headed skywards. There are unconfirmed reports that a man with a cape was seen at the bottom of this former island. It was assumed to be Superman but since the island was made of kryptonite, this is actively being debated on the internet.
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P.S. Redirect it where you will. I'm getting tired of the monday tuesday morning flood. It's would be nice to have at least three stories ready late night sunday. Republish a few latent rehashes if you have to.
Quick, someone bring a flag! One thing they're not making anymore of these days is land - this is a rare opportunity to increase our land ownership without having to kill anyone!
or else!
Am I the only one who thinks we should agree to leave this new island pristine and uninhabited and study it as nature takes hold? I think it would be fascinating to watch as plants then birds then whatever else begin to colonize the island. Perhaps in a few hundred to a few thousand years we'd see some natural selection a la Darwin's finches on the Galapagos Islands.
i've always wanted a brand new island made in the last fiscal year. guess i ought to buy this one... but... who owns it?
It's global warming!!! Now we're causing the interior of the planet to heat up and islands are bubbling up everywhere! Oh noes!!11oneone!1
What a great story for the new year, but it should be said that this island formed this past august.
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Someone posted these links to satellite pics on the blog page.
http://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/catalog/PIA01899
http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/NaturalHazards/s
No kidding. I was sailing from New Zealand to Vanuatu when this happened. Our ham radio was awash in traffic as this thing surfaced. The problem with pumice is that it floats on the water and reduces the surface tension. When your boat goes through it, you get all your expensive ablative paint scraped off...and then you sink a few feet into the water. If you don't have enough freeboard (the amount of boat height from waterline to decking), then you *will* sink. The other thing is that you can't actually use your motor very well, so you have try to sail out...this is obviously a problem during nighttime when you can't see anything and you end up running right into it. That'll wake you up.
This is the second Slashdot story I have seen in the last week with an ambiguous use of the word "so." I hate to sound like a grammar nazi, but when you say something is "so rare" or (as in the previous story) contains "so many variables," you have to complete the the comparison, or you just sound like an idiot.
Please, tell me how rare it is -- "so rare" THAT WHAT?
If islands can rise like that, it can only mean that sea levels are falling as global warming increases evaporation and...
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Word of the Day for Monday, January 1, 2007 nascent \NAS-uhnt; NAY-suhnt\, adjective: Beginning to exist or having recently come into existence; coming into being. not that nascent is a particularly tricky word, but i just thought it was funny to see someone actually using it as intended :D
I must be more sleep-deprived than I thought.
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Volcanic erruptions may not create a lot seismic noise to be detected by worldwide seismographs or submarine hydrophones. There may not be an explosion. There is a volcanic noise called "harmonic earthquake" which kind of a long gurgle of moving lava. Fault earthquakes have sharp onsets, many frequencies, and strong energy while harmonic quakes dont have sharp onsets and are relatively monochromatic. Quake observation software is not tuned for these kind of quakes.
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