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A Field Trip To the Creation Museum

Lillith writes "The anti-evolution Creation Museum opened last weekend and Ars took a field trip there and took lots of pictures. 'There were posters explaining just how coal could be formed in a few weeks as opposed to over millions of years, and how rapidly the biblical flood would cover the earth, drowning all but a handful of living creatures. The flood plays a big part in the museum's attempt to explain away what we see as millions of years of natural processes. There was also an explanation as to why, with only one progenitor family, it wasn't considered incest for Adam and Eve's children to marry each other.' (Myself, I liked the picture of the velociraptor grazing peacefully next to Eve, who is wearing some kind of dirndl, in the Garden of Eden.)" The reporter posted more photos from the museum on Flickr.

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  1. In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by Mockylock · · Score: 3, Funny

    Queue anti-religious /. comments...... NOW.

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    1. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by ronadams · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know, it didn't HAVE to take 5 seconds to queue the comments... it could very easily be scientifically explained how the comments came about in only .5 seconds... you're so narrow-minded.

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    2. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why shouldn't we be anti-"religious", if "religion" means promoting falsehood? Why should we give anyone a free pass to go on and on about nonsense without criticism?

    3. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by IdleTime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, only in USA could could a creation museum be created. Why? Because if how religious this country is and how dumb most people are. If you believe in this bullshit, then explain how you can use a PC. If any of the creation shit was true, a PC would not be possible since the speed of light would have been changing and as such, a PC would fail.

      Not to mention the flood is not possible nor did it happen. There is not a single geological evidence to support a global flood, not to mention it would have cover Mt. Everest, over 29000 feet of water in 40 days (960 hours) and it would have rained approx. 30 feet per hour. That's not rain, but hydraulic mining.
      >br> This museum is an insult to everyone who are involved in science in some form, it's an insult to all logical and thinking people. This is only attractive to mindless religious idiots.

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    4. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because a more direct and effective route would be to skip right over religion and go straight to being be anti-falsehood promotion?

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    5. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by Mockylock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So true.

      I tend to steer away from most of those conversations. I know scientific fact and evolution, but I find it best not to fight over something that people believe in more than life itself. I guess that's what they're finding out in the Middle-East right now.

      "We think you're being a bit harsh with the extreme religion, there. OOOoooh, you've strapped bombs to yourself. AND, you're willing to blow yourself up for your religion. I see, um... Maybe you're right about the 40 virgins. In the meantime, I'm going to go over THIS way."

      A lot of people take it sooo seriously. I know I've talked to my grandmother about evolution, though Religion is a family tradition... and she didn't think anything of it.. but other people are incredibly sensitive for no reason. Strange.

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    6. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by nofrak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why could God not create a constant speed of light? I find it highly amusing how very dogmatic and knee-jerk the reaction to creationism is amongst the self proclaimed intelligentsia. I don't particularly approve of this museum (I think that if you believe in miracles, trying to explain them as science is a contradiction in terms), but good grief, get a hold of yourselves. Just look at how the normally reputable Ars launches into a pointless and irrelevant ad hominem attack at the end, seemingly out of spite. And while you're not exactly right that this could only happen in the US, it is one of the few places where people are allowed, unafraid, and unashamed to practice religion. It's not like they're making you go to it! Come on people, deep breaths.

    7. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I look at it this way:

      It's generally frowned upon to brand idiots. However, if you can encourage them to brand themselves, then it makes it easy for the rest of us to avoid them. In this spirit, I'd encourage anyone who visits this museum to buy the t-shirt, and wear it proudly...

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    8. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by Billosaur · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, only in USA could could a creation museum be created. Why? Because if how religious this country is and how dumb most people are.

      Well, that and in this country we value freedom of speech. Let's face it: you and I might think these folks are first class loonies, but it does absolutely no good to denigrate their belief, because they have developed a system whereby there is no challenge to their faith that they cannot nullify. No amount of inconsistency in their world view is going to sway them. That's because belief is a core function, based on the rational part of our mind. We have to "believe" that the world around us is the way it is in order to function in it. We have taken that mechanism and applied it to things we cannot see or experience and that's where the trouble lies, because we can convince ourselves that things we cannot see are more real than things right before our eyes.

      Let them be. They are only fooling themselves. I think it's safe to say that they are truly a minority group, and this is their chance to have a moment in the sun. The rest of us know better and can safely ignore them, unless they intend to force us to see things their way. Then the gloves come off.

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    9. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by IdleTime · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, the furthest objects we can observe are some 13 billion light years away. Creationists think the world was created 6000 years ago. In order for that to be true, the speed of light must have been much higher in order to observe something so far away. This indicates, as creationists often claim, that the speed of light is changing, i.e slowing down. What speed does electrons in a PC move at?

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    10. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The hole in that logic is that we let them brainwash their children however they want.

      And if they out breed us, eventually the majority of society will enforce those values on the rest.

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    11. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by fimbulvetr · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Just because someone hurt your feelings by attacking your precious religion, you don't need to come around appealing to people's emotions by crying that someone is "attacking your freedom". How lame is that?

      I don't smack people around for believing in god, and I don't smack them around for smoking 3 packs of cigarettes a day. I do, however, think both are without reason and terribly stupid things to do. I will probably spend the rest of my days criticizing both behaviors (my freedom, as it were), and doubt I will ever be bothered in the least about you crying into your pillow at night.

      Religions promote falsehoods in that they foster environments of non-scientific thought, or more precisely, they foster lack of thought. This lack of thought is the antithesis of all human progress as we know it and we'd probably still sitting in our own shit if it prevailed. The same science that invented everything around you is the same science that shows the earth to be 4b years old, the universe to be upwards of 13+b years old, and so on. The foundations of the medicine you and your children take, the cancer treatments your mother takes, the emergency treatment given to your father when he got into an accident when he was 17, are of the science that show the bible to be wrong on many accounts.

      Of course, the worst part is that now many people are starting to move from "literal" interpretations of the bible to more "story" based, or metaphorically based. This is the only thing that _could_ happen when underlying texts of a religion start failing, because had it not happened the religion would have vanished. (Sort of like the anthropic principle for religions?).

    12. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by Chas · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sorry. The evolutionists are wrong. The creationists are wrong too.

      The world came into being when I woke up this morning. It'll end after I fall asleep tonight.

      I'll create a new one while I sleep. Hell, I've been doing it for the past thirty-odd years. I'm getting pretty good at it.

      I'm even creative enough that I've given it multiple back-stories.

      Shit, I should write this up in a novel.

      *Big*Fscking*Grin*

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    13. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by MECC · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And if they out breed us, eventually the majority of society will enforce those values on the rest.

      Kind of like in Idiocracy. Whoever breeds the most becomes the most successful.

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    14. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So are you against all fiction books, cartoons and television?

      There's a big difference --- the producers and consumers of Bugs Bunny, James Bond, and Star Wars don't promote those things as being real and don't attempt to substitute events depicted therein for science. It is understood that they are strictly entertainment.

      Whether it's a movie or a religion that's false, neither of them are really harming you, personally... I wouldn't think.

      Ask Salman Rushdie about that.

    15. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by Johnny5000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not all religions promote falsehoods either.

      Name one.

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    16. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      > The world came into being when I woke up this morning. It'll end after I fall asleep tonight.
      > I'll create a new one while I sleep. Hell, I've been doing it for the past thirty-odd years. I'm getting pretty good at it.
      > ...
      > Shit, I should write this up in a novel.

      Why not just wake up tomorrow in a world where you've already written it? :)

    17. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by Johnny5000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let them be. They are only fooling themselves. I think it's safe to say that they are truly a minority group, and this is their chance to have a moment in the sun. The rest of us know better and can safely ignore them, unless they intend to force us to see things their way. Then the gloves come off.

      I think that's the reason why so many people have a problem with the museum.
      It's not just the work of a few isolated idiots- they have an organized effort to teach their
      idiocy to millions of kids in schools.

      So the gloves are off already, and rightfully so.
      Hopefully the attention given to the museum will serve to discredit them further,
      but I'm not exactly holding out hope for that.

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    18. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The problem is that once in a while these whack-jobs get elected to a school board, or worse. There wasn't even any pointing and laughing during the Republican debate where THREE of the candidates "don't believe" in evolution. Arkansas Governor Huckabee even went so far as to say:

      "It's interesting that that question would even be asked of somebody running for president," Huckabee said. "I'm not planning on writing the curriculum for an eighth-grade science book. I'm asking for the opportunity to be president of the United States." To borrow a diety for a second, JESUS CHRIST, this guy has a fucked-up world view. The President of the United States, leader of the free world, should not be expected to accept one of the most widely-accepted theories in the scientific world??? What is relevant, exactly? When a candidate rejects gravity in favor of "divine molecular sucking"?
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    19. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by SailorRipley · · Score: 2, Funny

      by all means, turn the thing upside down...in fact, that's pretty much the only thing you can do......however it doesn't fly buddy.

      People like you claim there is a God, so it's up to people like you to prove that God exists, not others who disagree to proof you're wrong. People like you are the ones making a claim (God exists) so the burden of proof is on you...

      If you had your way, you can't complain about this one: I believe you are a pedophile..."If you'd like to refute that, I'll need proof that" you aren't. "Have fun with that."

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    20. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by pdtp · · Score: 2, Funny

      obligatory quote: Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

    21. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by spun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hitler was a Christian. Science does not take away any meaning to life. Religion does not bring any meaning to life. You are free to create your own meaning, using religion, science, or anything else you find. No one is forcing any opinions on you. Disagreement is not force. Torturing someone until they recant their beliefs and agree to yours is force, and science has never done that. We think your beliefs are incorrect and foolish. Saying so is not forcing anything on you. You are free to say otherwise, and believe whatever you like. You do not have the right to force us to keep quiet.

      You are free to leave the discussion, to ask that people refrain from insults (and saying "I don't believe you" IS NOT an insult, sorry), and to state your opinions.

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    22. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by spun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Buddhism is not a religion as it makes no mention of creator God's or a personal soul. In fact, it makes no claims that an individual could not verify for themselves. Buddha even said, don't take my word for it if it doesn't make sense to you. Buddhism is a philosophy.

      Unitarians don't say anything at all. They're just a big social group that gets together to share in a feeling of spirituality, so I guess I'd call them a spiritual fellowship.

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    23. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by hazem · · Score: 2, Funny

      The world came into being when I woke up this morning. It'll end after I fall asleep tonight.

      I'll create a new one while I sleep. Hell, I've been doing it for the past thirty-odd years. I'm getting pretty good at it.


      Well, then could you finally get me a girlfriend with HUUUUGE tracts of land? I'm really getting tired of self-service in this reality you keep creating every morning.

    24. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by syntaxglitch · · Score: 3, Funny

      There's a big difference --- the producers and consumers of Bugs Bunny, James Bond, and Star Wars don't promote those things as being real and don't attempt to substitute events depicted therein for science. It is understood that they are strictly entertainment.
      You must talk to different Star Wars fans than I do...
    25. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 4, Funny

      >Not all religions promote falsehoods either.

      >>Name one.


      Scientology!

      :: ducks ::
    26. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is no pro-falsehood movement to be "anti" towards. Sure there is.
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  2. Factually inacurate by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Informative

    Eve was naked until she ate from the tree of knowledge, at which point she made herself a skirt with leaves.

    They fail at bible accuracy, in a frikkin bible museum!

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    1. Re:Factually inacurate by bedonnant · · Score: 3, Funny

      actually, when they ate from the tree, they realized they were naked. maybe they dressed before and didn't realize it either.
      maybe eating only grass is not good for mental health.

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    2. Re:Factually inacurate by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, the museum isn't all that inaccurate. For example, the exhibit showing the RIAA offering an apple to Eve is certainly correct. And the Stone-Age diorama showing Jack Thompson and Darl McBride hitting each other over the head with clubs was not only historically accurate, but desirable as well.

    3. Re:Factually inacurate by changling+bob · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but at least they thought of the children. God forbid they saw a model of a naked woman!

    4. Re:Factually inacurate by allthingscode · · Score: 4, Informative

      Nope, according to the bible, which we have to take to mean exactly what it says (we are creationists):

      Gen 3:7 - Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.

      http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=genesi s+3

    5. Re:Factually inacurate by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The thing I never understood was that the fruit was meant to give 'knowledge of good and evil,' allowing them to choose between good and evil. Before eating the fruit, they were only capable of good, and yet were naked. After eating the fruit, they were still naked, but now they realised being naked was 'evil,' and so they must have been doing 'evil' while they were only capable of 'good.'

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    6. Re:Factually inacurate by drgonzo59 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's your (grand)*500.mother we are talking about, you instensitive clod!

    7. Re:Factually inacurate by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Some people I've seen naked did commit an act of violence against my eyes.

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    8. Re:Factually inacurate by EllisDees · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they didn't know that being naked was evil, how could they have known that disobeying god was?

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    9. Re:Factually inacurate by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That story makes God look like the lazy parent. "See this box of fireworks and matches? DON'T play with them! Got it? Whatever you do don't play with these incredibly fun fireworks that I'm going to leave in the middle of your toys."

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    10. Re:Factually inacurate by inviolet · · Score: 2, Informative

      The thing I never understood was that the fruit was meant to give 'knowledge of good and evil,' allowing them to choose between good and evil. Before eating the fruit, they were only capable of good, and yet were naked. After eating the fruit, they were still naked, but now they realised being naked was 'evil,' and so they must have been doing 'evil' while they were only capable of 'good.'

      Before they ate the fruit, they were amoral. Hence, nothing they did was either 'good' or 'bad'... they simply reacted, and they, like the other animals, never noticed their own nakedness.

      The best way to think of the forbidden fruit is that it made them conceptual. Prior to eating it, they lived as -- and conversed with -- the animals. Wake up, wander around, eat whatever is growing nearby, hang out, go to sleep. After eating the fruit, they acquired the power of choice, and hence became moral creatures. That's when they felt ashamed of their nakedness, per Christianity's delusion that its anti-sex opinions are universal. That's also when, by implication, they lost the ability to converse with animals.

      Then, God observed that they were conceptual + immortal, which qualified them as deities. He therefore revoked their immortality and threw them out. They were forced to work the land for their food.

      The whole story amusingly mirrors (in an abstract way) our own evolution.

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    11. Re:Factually inacurate by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Being naked is not a sin. Looking upon the nakedness of others is considered taboo in the Bible. The Old Testament talks about special architectural requirements for towers so that others would not be able to "look up and see their nakedness". Jesus clarified the problem in the New Testament when he explained that lusting after someone you're not married to is a sin. (And one which I'm sure most men have fallen into at some point or another. That's why we have "Grace" per Jesus's death at the cross.)

      So in short, Adam and Eve became self-conscious about their state of dress after eating the apple, because they were starting to understand the concept of sins and evil.

      FWIW, both the museum and the story strike of flamebait. Not much good will come of this. In fact, this whole "war" between science and religion is doing horrendous things to both sides. Let science be science and let religion be religion. Don't try to make religion science and don't try to make science into religion. The former is bad because it misses the possible truths about God's universe. The latter is bad, because science can blind itself to its self-correcting design if those running the show dig their heels in too far. :-(

    12. Re:Factually inacurate by jez9999 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because God thinks it's bad.

      I don't think so, actually. What got them kicked out of the Garden was that they'd eaten the forbidden fruit. God was quite happy for them to prance around naked before that.

    13. Re:Factually inacurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually the whole plot smells of a setup if you ask me:

      Before eating from the tree of knowledge A&E had no knowledge of right and wrong (it was the tree who gave knowledge of good and evil, right?). And is if that wasn't enough Eve was led to her 'crime' by the snake (put there by guess who). Both these factors would in many civilised societys have led to a drop of charges (the last fact may only lead to a lighter sentence in many cases, but anyway) but not here. Oh no. Not only were A&E punished (for doing something, as said, they could not know was wrong or evil), all of their descendents for thousands of years to come were to be punished too.

      Totally psychotich behaviour IMO.

    14. Re:Factually inacurate by Hydrophobia · · Score: 4, Informative

      It actually comes down to being about free will. The whole point of the story is to point out that humans are not fighting against good and evil, but either choosing God's path or not choosing our own path. It was suppossed to be a choice, and God does not punish us for not choosing him, its that without him we make decisions that hurt each other and ourselves. That's the actual theology of it, for any of you who are interested.

    15. Re:Factually inacurate by D-Cypell · · Score: 2, Funny

      God was quite happy for them to prance around naked before that.

      Yeah! What a pervert!

    16. Re:Factually inacurate by Snocone · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Nope. That whole tree thing is mostly cribbed from Mesopotamian traditions, and in those men were naked to demonstrate their state of bestial ignorance; savage naked man acquired knowledge of right and wrong later from the gods when he became their servant and was taught the "Arts of Civilization" including how to spin wool and weave it and how to process plant fibers into cloth. An intriguing echo of this is in Ecclesiastes 3:16-21 (RSV):

      "Moreover, I saw under the sun that in the place of justice, even there was wickedness, and in the place of righteousness, even there was wickedness...I said in my heart with regard to the sons of men that God is testing them TO SHOW THEM THAT THEY ARE BUT BEASTS..."

      So it's not that man was doing evil, it's that man was a beast. By eating of the tree of knowledge, they become enlightened enough to be shamed by their evidence of bestiality and wish to become clothed, thus taking on a godly aspect. And God found this a threat, because God is a jealous little bitch. (Note that the First Commandment is not "Don't murder" or "Be Nice" or anything like that; no, it's "Me, God, I'm a jealous bitch, and you better not step out!" But I digress.) The Serpent in the Garden is man's benefactor, cluing in Eve that God is a liar -- God couldn't care less if she and Adam died, rather God's concern was that they would become like him, which just wouldn't do. Genesis 3:4-5:

      "But the serpent said to the woman, "You will not die. For God knows that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened and you will be like God, knowing good and evil..."

      And just to hammer the point home, the narrator has God repeat back the Serpent's words in verse 22, thus confirming the Serpent's shrewd and penetrating analysis:

      "Then the Lord God said, "Behold, the man has become like one of us, knowing good and evil..."

      Anyhoo, all snickering at God's insecurities aside, the point here is that if you want to make any sense whatsoever out of Genesis, you need a firm grounding in Mesopotamian theology.

    17. Re:Factually inacurate by Otter+Escaping+North · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It actually comes down to being about free will. The whole point of the story is to point out that humans are not fighting against good and evil, but either choosing God's path or not choosing our own path. It was suppossed to be a choice, and God does not punish us for not choosing him, its that without him we make decisions that hurt each other and ourselves. That's the actual theology of it, for any of you who are interested.

      I agree that you can approach it different ways; two of those ways being thematically and literally. As a thematic interpretation, I've got no problem with that take on it (even though I don't share those beliefs)...but we're talking about a group who has claimed to interpret it literally.

      As a literal read; God created the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil and the Tree of Everlasting Life (yup, two trees, kids!), and told Adam not to eat the fruit or they would die. The snake told Eve that was BS and that God didn't want them to eat the fruit because they would become more like Him.

      They ate it. God lied (having said the fruit would kill them), and the snake told the truth (they became more like God). God expelled them from the Garden of Eden (the implication in the text being that He didn't want them eating from the Tree of Everlasting Life) and cursed them to a hard life (that was their punishment).

      That's what my Bible says; and I've never heard a creationist/literalist cop to that story.

      So, thematically - a useful representation of why one should follow God's path. Literally - a cruel con job on two innocents by someone who owed them better.

      I've gotta stop reading this thread. It's driving me nuts...

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    18. Re:Factually inacurate by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Jesus clarified the problem in the New Testament when he explained that lusting after someone you're not married to is a sin.

      That's no "clarification" at all. I am entirely capable of lusting after a hottie whether she is dressed or not, and capable of viewing a naked person whom I don't find attractive without a bit of lust. (And my hormonal reaction is in no way a "sin", an "error", it is exactly healthy functioning of the male human animal. If one posits some sort of "creator" or designer" of human beings, I'm functioning entirely according to their requirements spec when I see a cute redhead go by and my heart skips a beat. Now, what I do in response to that lust, may be wise or may be stupid...)

      We find naked people extra-sexy only because we live in a culture that tells us that nakedness is sexy. Spend a few days in a clothing-optional environment and the excitement quickly dissipates - indeed you may find people wearing sexy clothes more interesting than the naked ones!

      In fact, this whole "war" between science and religion is doing horrendous things to both sides. Let science be science and let religion be religion.

      The problem is clarifying what is "religion". As long as people try to use religion to understand or explain objective consensual reality, and posit all sort of supernaturalism and superstitions, conflict with science is inevitable. And sadly, that's pretty much the bulk of contemporary mainstream American Christianity.

      The reason these people feel threatened is because if you take away this sort of gobbledygook, there's not much left in the religions that they've made the center of their lives.

      Meanwhile, you're got people like Unitarian Universalists, Quakers, some of the more contemplative Catholics and Jews, many Western Buddhists, a large percentage of Neopagans, a bunch of Sufis, and others using religious tools of myth, ritual, and contemplation to understand their subjective internal worlds. They know that the question of how old the earth is will not be settled by these means, and is in fact irrelevant to the question of how we should best live our lives.

      It's unfortunate that the term "religion" has to be stretched to cover all of these.

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    19. Re:Factually inacurate by phpWebber · · Score: 5, Funny

      God: Don't eat from this tree.
      Adam: Why not?
      God: It will give you knowledge of Good and Evil.
      Adam: What's evil?
      God: Eating from the tree.
      Adam: I don't understand.
      God: Eat from the tree and you will.
      Adam: Ok... wait... start over.

    20. Re:Factually inacurate by superyooser · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Also, God rested on the seventh day and established His sabbath for mankind (Mark 2:27).

      But... "Now Open 7 days a week"

      A great museum, but they have a blind spot on this point.

    21. Re:Factually inacurate by jenkin+sear · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or the book of Job; it's damn hard to read that and think that the only one out of the three main characters (Job, God, and Satan) who wasn't a complete dick was Satan...

      The guy is a true believer, and what does he get? His stuff is stolen, his children are murdered, his house is burned down, he gets cursed with the plague, wanders around in the wilderness, loses his friends, etc- and the whole thing is some lame test of his belief.

      It's pretty clear that not only is God a setup artist, he's a malicious one as well. Maybe I'm just pissed about the 6 million of my co-religionists that he had chucked into ovens back in the 40s, but it's obvious that if there is a supreme being, he's probably an asshole.

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    22. Re:Factually inacurate by lawpoop · · Score: 3, Informative
      I've read Genesis, thank you. Have you? I don't understand what you're trying to hint at.

      So what about the second tree?

      Gen 2:9 "And the LORD God made all kinds of trees grow out of the ground--trees that were pleasing to the eye and good for food. In the middle of the garden were the tree of life and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil."

      Gen 2:16-17 "And the LORD God commanded the man, 'You are free to eat from any tree in the garden; but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat of it you will surely die.'"

      Ok, so we have two trees in the middle of the Garden. God tells the man, they will die as a direct result of eating from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, one of the two trees in the middle of the garden. So far, the second tree, the tree of life, is irrelevant.

      Gen 3:1-6 "Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the LORD God had made. He said to the woman, "Did God really say, 'You must not eat from any tree in the garden'? The woman said to the serpent, 'We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, but God did say, 'You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.' 'You will not surely die,' the serpent said to the woman. 'For God knows that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.' When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it."

      OK, now we have A&E eating from a tree in the middle of the Garden. It's not said directly that they ate from "the tree of the knowledge of good and evil", but we do have some clues. First, the serpent tells Eve if she eats from the tree they are talking about, they will "be like God, knowing good and evil." Okay, which tree gives knowledge of good and evil? Is it the Tree of Life, or the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil?

      Then God finds out what happens and flips his lid.

      Gen 3:17 "To Adam he said, "Because you listened to your wife and ate from the tree about which I commanded you, 'You must not eat of it,'
      'Cursed is the ground because of you;
      through painful toil you will eat of it
      all the days of your life.'"

      Now God says that Adam ate from the tree which he commanded him not to. Which tree was that? In Gen 2:16, it says'you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil'. So we can conclude that Adam ate from the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

      Still, so far, the tree of life is irrelevant.

      Then after God clothes them and kicks them out of the Garden, he says this:

      ( Gen. 3:22 ) "And the LORD God said, 'The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever.' "

      So God says that the man became like one of them ( Hey! Who are they, anyway? ), knowing the difference between good an evil. Was it because they ate from the Tree of Life, or the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil? We still might not be 100% certain at this point. But then, God clears it all up for us: "He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever." So God lets us know that Adam *hasn't* eaten from the Tree of Life. Furthermore, we know that he hasn't eaten from the Tree of Life, because if he had, he would be immortal. That's quite a bit different than what God said would happen about either trees in the center of the Garden. So Adam has only eaten from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.

      So what's the hint about the second tree? Nobody eats from it. It's clearly not the tree God forbid Adam from eating. And, let's say for the sake of ar

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    23. Re:Factually inacurate by rho · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit.

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  3. Confused by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ok, I'm confused. What does the great flood have to do with creationism? Is it "evidence" of creation?

    This just seems to validate that it's more of a biblical museum than a creation museum.

    1. Re:Confused by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Interesting
      One of the problems creationism has is that animal/dinosaur bones are found buried MUCH deeper than any reasonable man can claim to have happened in just 40,000 years, without some kind of natural dissater that dumped a lot of dirt on them. And it happens consistently over the ENTIRE world.

      As such, they need a natural/unnatural dissater that affects the entire world.

      Hence they calim that Noah's flood moved tons of dirt, buring lots and lots of bones much deaper than happens normally.

      This is supposedly why we find animals buried with millions and millions years worth of dirt on top of them, instead of just the 40,000 thosand years of dirt that one would think.

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    2. Re:Confused by Richthofen80 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      At the core of a creationist argument is that all of the Bible's stories are literally true.

      The whole point of creationism and other philosophies like them is that they are a response to, and not a discovery of, new knowledge. The bible says that the flood happened. Therefore, when investigating the 'origins of life', that HAS TO BE accounted for. No option of how history happened can exclude that information. The entire museum takes all of the information in the bible and then attempts to map that information to a model which would allow the bible to be true. The bible is the yardstick to which all other information is measured.

      Science, on the other hand, is progressing by asking questions, proposing models and ideas, and advancing those models and ideas through objective testing. If the model or idea is invalidated by the testing results, they are modified. The yardstick in this case is objective reality. If an idea is good enough, we can test its validity in the world.

      I personally side with science/reality. I mean, I don't have much choice. Reality will continue to be what it is regardless of what I want to believe. :)

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    3. Re:Confused by u-bend · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ask a Christian about carbon dating, and they'll say "it doesn't exist" or "its full of errors." You don't really ever have to ask a Christian to explain anything, since their answer will inevitably be the ultimate academic cop-out: "God did it." Wait, wait, wait!!! Ask a Creationist, and they'll say that nonsense. I know plenty of Christians that are perfectly happy with evolution and science. Science and Christianity don't have to be diametrically apposed, as many absolutists would have you think. In fact, theology and science really occupy totally different parts of many people's lives.
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    4. Re:Confused by u-bend · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And I think the music of boy bands suck large smelly logs, but that's beside the point. Science and religion are not the same thing, they shouldn't be made to compete in the same arena. Hating theology because it's not science is like hating apples because you can't make orange juice out of them. That's the entire fallacy of Creationism as a "science" that I was pointing out--it ignores scientific processes, Occam's razor, and all that good stuff, but still has pretenses at being scientific. Religion, on the other hand, although sometimes used improperly in an attempt to supplant science, serves a totally different purpose to vast numbers of people.

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    5. Re:Confused by LordKazan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      and you missed the point of my post - if you're going to assert something is real, you better well have fucking evidence. Religion is asserting something is real, they have no support. Sure it "serves a purpose" as a comfort blanket, but it does so much more damage, including damage to those that don't adhere to it, that I consider it nothing but filth that should be utterly destroyed.

      Religion is responsible for the supression of my rights, the mutilation of my body and of millions of other people (males and females alike), the pyschological damaging of millions of people, the death of even more millions, the cause of untold wars, the supression of sceicen and progress.

      Religion thinks it should force everyone to be compliant to it's wishes. By now humanity should have had enough of this shit, but I'm continually depressed by how mindlessly guillable other humans are and they cede their intellectual sovereignty to religion.

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    6. Re:Confused by e4g4 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Indeed. Stephen Jay Gould wrote a fantastic essay called Nonoverlapping Magisteria on this subject. His point was that religion and science are essentially orthogonal domains of knowledge, and as such should stay the hell away from one other. Also interesting - Gould mentioned a statement issued by Pope John Paul II entitled Truth Cannot Contradict Truth, which confirmed the catholic church's official position on evolution - it does not conflict with theology.

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    7. Re:Confused by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Science and religion are not the same thing, they shouldn't be made to compete in the same arena. Right, but then it has to compete with philosophy and metaphysics, and religion doesn't fare well on that front either. Religion tends to be philosophy that comes pre-hobbled with otherwise unfounded dogma and assumptions. It's always going to lose out to philosophies that are more open and free in their inquiries into the nature of things. Indeed, just looking at the narrow category of moral philosophy shows this to be the case: religion simply has its commandments, while other philosophies have far more compelling reasoning, from Kant's moral imperative, to various game theoretic evolutionary psychology approaches.

      Hating theology because it's not science is like hating apples because you can't make orange juice out of them. Sure, but disliking religion because it is just bad philosophy is something else again.
  4. Faith is a poison upon mankind. by FatSean · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Belief in something with no scientific proof is the foundation of just about every failed adventure in human-kind.

    It turns man against man, because of different ancient social mores and savagely ignorant beliefs about the workings of the universe.

    Glad I could accomodate you, as religion has been a particular pox on my existance.

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    1. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Belief in something with no scientific proof is the foundation of just about every failed adventure in human-kind.

      Not arguing for religion here, but where do you think scientific proof comes from? Many times scientists take a belief they have and then set out to 'prove' it. Now they always don't find that what they believe is supported and should adjust accordingly, but don't think believing something w/o proof is wrong in any way. Lets not even get into what constitutes 'proof'.

    2. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by bedonnant · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you mistake intuition or theory for belief.

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    3. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by faloi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It turns man against man, because of different ancient social mores and savagely ignorant beliefs about the workings of the universe.

      Because basic human greed won't turn man against man, amiright? I'll grant you that religion has been a smokescreen used many times to cover up human greed (whether it be for power, money, what have you), but in the absence of religion "might makes right" has stepped up to the plate on more than one occasion throughout human history.

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    4. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by jaymzter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How a comment like this gets modded Insightful is beyond me. I guess I can go burn any stories by Homer or Virgil I may have in my possession. Oh yeah, let's finish tearing down the Parthenon while we're at it. Not meaning to sound rude, but "belief in something with no scientific proof" is the foundation of some of Man's greatest achievments.

      That being said, I like how the TFA author tried to imply an association between Creationism and anti-Semitism. I quit reading right there.

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    5. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by div_2n · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think it is better to argue that human corruption of faith is the underpinnings behind such misadventures. Furthermore, I would argue that in these instances, faith was the vehicle, the gullible nature of humans was the road and the corrupted "leaders" were the drivers.

      Science COULD have the same effect on making people do seemingly illogical things. See the Milgram Experiments for reference. I would argue that if everyone ditched religion for science, it is inevitable that someone would use science in the same way to corrupt people into achieving their agenda.

    6. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by ubrgeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Faith is a poison upon mankind.

      And all this time we've been looking for the WMDs ;)

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    7. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Not arguing for religion here, but where do you think scientific proof comes from? Many times scientists take a belief they have and then set out to 'prove' it.


      A hypothesis is not the same thing as a belief. The difference is just as you said: when a scientist has a hypothesis, he does everything in his power to try and prove that his hypothesis is wrong (i.e he "tests it"). Compare that to when a religious person has a belief, and he does everything in his power to prevent people from proving it wrong.


      but don't think believing something w/o proof is wrong in any way


      It is if you refuse to reconcile your beliefs with the facts. Ask any Christian Scientist whose child died for lack of a blood transfusion.

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    8. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by Billosaur · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Belief in something with no scientific proof is the foundation of just about every failed adventure in human-kind.

      Paraphrasing Contact:

      Palmer: Did you love your father?

      Ellie: Yes.

      Palmer: Prove it.

      We know all sorts of things. Our knowledge is vast, but compared to the infinity of space, insignificant. If nothing else, quantum physics teaches us that there are many gray areas, where things are not as cut-and-dried as they seem. Belief and/or faith in something without scientific proof is not the death of Mankind -- belief and/or faith in something when the evidence before contradicts that belief/faith is where the madness lies.

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    9. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For one thing, it ignores the fact that a lot of progress happened by accident. Columbus set out to prove that there was a route to India by sailing west. He ignored a lot of evidence that the Earth was sufficiently large that he would run out of supplies about half way there. Fortunately, he found a continent in the middle where he could take on food. A lot of scientific discoveries have been made in a similar way; by people trying to prove things that we now think of as silly, and discovering some interesting contradictory evidence.

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    10. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by eln · · Score: 4, Informative

      He didn't say Christian, he said Christian Science. Christian Science really does discourage the use of most modern medicine, including blood transfusions. They believe illness can be cured by prayer and growing closer to God, and intervening with conventional medicine will counteract or contradict that process.

    11. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Informative

      That being said, I like how the TFA author tried to imply an association between Creationism and anti-Semitism. I quit reading right there. Your snark aside, he didn't make that up.
      Opened in 2001, Dinosaur Adventure Land sprung from Hovind's Creation Science Evangelism ministry, which began to evolve in the late '80s. CSE sells videos and audiotapes of Hovind's lectures and his debates with evolutionary scientists, along with books on "Evolution and the New World Order." (At least one of them, Fourth Reich of the Rich, alleges a Jewish conspiracy to take over the world.)
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    12. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by N3WBI3 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Belief in something with no scientific proof is the foundation of just about every failed adventure in human-kind.

      Soviet Communism? Seriously I'm sick of the humanists regime of Stallin which, incidentally, spoke of religion in similar tones to your post killing Millions upon millions of humans and getting ignored.

      It turns man against man, because of different ancient social mores and savagely ignorant beliefs about the workings of the universe.

      Lets get one thing straight man does not need a reason to turn against man if not for religion they might do it for, oh, political systems or something. Religion has often been used as an excuse by those in power to get people to fight for them to get, well, more power. If tomorrow nobody on the planet believed in religion there would be a *short* period where things were a bit more peaceful but very quickly those with power would find something else to motivate us peasant folk. It could be eugenics, it could be democracy, it could be the environment, and it could be social justice.

      Glad I could accomodate you, as religion has been a particular pox on my existance.

      That pox would involve not being able to see the forest from the trees.

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    13. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by MarsBar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can't believe this was modified "insightful" and I also can't believe I'm bothering to reply, but here goes.

      These people aren't trying to disprove their theories, they're trying to find explanations that fit them. They therefore ignore all the data that supports the opposing view and weasel their way into a contorted version of reality where it's possible for these things to be the case. The science is based on (at best) invalid assumptions and (at worst) deliberate lies.

    14. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by ubuwalker31 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Obviously, you forgot about the incident where Texas Representative Warren Chisum, R-Pampa, Chairman of the Texas House Appropriations Committee, distributed a disturbing anti-science and anti-Semitic memo to the other members of the Texas House of Representatives on Friday, February 9, 2007.

      http://www.texscience.org/news/chisum-bridges.htm
      http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/t exassouthwest/stories/DN-evolution_14tex.ART.State .Edition1.298e1cb.html

      Racism, Anti-Semitism and Creationism go hand in hand, IMHO.

    15. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by ThrasherTT · · Score: 5, Informative

      A "hypothesis" that cannot be proved wrong also cannot be proved correct, and therefore isn't a hypothesis. See Merriam-Webster, definition 2.

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    16. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by ZombieWomble · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Isn't that exactly the GP's point though? Some people come to the Grand Canyon, and say "Wow, look at this big hole, I wonder how it was made" and try to put together a theory to explain it (and other similar geological features). Creationists then come and say "Wow, look at this big hole, I wonder how it was made in keeping with the idea the earth is 6,000 years old".

      This extra condition - made with little or no real reason beyond the Word or what have you - makes a world of difference in the scientific picture. I don't have the knowledge of geology to critique an explanation of the formation of the Grand Canyon in any detail (Well, provided its in any way coherent. But lets assume it's somewhat reasonable), so I won't bother asking for citations or the like, but I would expect that the need for the Grand Canyon to be created in a short time frame featured pretty heavily in the development of the theory.

      By comparison, consider that not so long ago, suggesting the world was "old" was breaking the status quo in a massive way, going against both the religious and scientific establishments. People did not do this without a reason, and it took a significant amount of evidence from many fields to build a convincing argument for the case. It begs the question - why would people do this if there was a "simpler" young earth explanation? It can't have been the vast old-earth athiest conspiracy, since such a thing presumably didn't exist before people considered the idea of an old earth in much detail.

      Preconceived notions are a significant weakness if anyone is serious about the scientific method, and any theory based around them should, I feel, be viewed with at least a touch of skepticism

    17. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Belief in something with no scientific proof is the foundation of just about every failed adventure in human-kind.


      Its also the foundation of the entire idea of inalienable human rights.

    18. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by Taevin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Here's something we're not "making up as we go:" radiocarbon dating. Something the young earth creationists like to jump on is that it's "only" accurate up to ~60,000 years. That is true, but aren't they claiming the earth is only ~6,000 years old? We can date man made things back to a time before the Earth was created... which makes no sense if you assume man was created on Earth (and I certainly don't see these people suggesting that we're the product of a curious alien entity experimenting with creating life). People are trying to show that the grand canyon could have been created in hours? Alright, well I'm sure they could also try to show that the sky could be blue because someone got up there and painted it instead of being due simply to Raleigh scattering.

      So they might be trying to prove their theory (anyone else think it's funny that they seem to feel the need to prove their beliefs to others using the same methods used by those they claim to hate for using methods that confuse and lead people astray from the clear truth of the Almighty?) but that doesn't shield them from comments or even ridicule from the outside. Scientists even ridicule other scientists when they come up with harebrained ideas. In the case of the young earth creationists, I have to agree with those that mock them and their attempts. These people are trying to prove a "theory" that takes more than a few liberties with the truth and is based on a premise that is demonstrably false.

      Of course, I'm sure in response to evidence that the planet is older than 6,000 years they'll simply say God sucked out enough carbon-14 (whether as part of the creation process or to purposefully throw us off - by the way, why does anyone want to believe in a God that purposefully deludes us in an attempt to keep us ignorant?) to make it seem like things are much older than they are. There is the problem we evil science lovers have with these God issues. We could have a mountain of evidence and even God himself come down and tell them they're all morons, and they would still not believe and call our presentation of God a hoax (humorously, they'd probably say it was some trick of the devil trying to condemn them to Hell for believing in science). Part of the scientific process is peer review which includes others smacking you and your beliefs down when they clearly prove you are wrong. How can that process function when you can have a "God" response to every counterclaim?

    19. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by jandrese · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Denial of blood transfusions for religious purposes is hardly a unique viewpoint of Christian Scientists. Next time the young guys in white shirts/black pants and a tie[1] come to your door, ask them what their position on blood transfusions is. There is apparently an obscure bible passage about not mixing blood or something that prevents them from taking blood transfusions. They'll be happy to give you a brochure on it if you ask.

      [1] I can't remember if they were Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons. I do remember getting it mixed up once and have them hand me another brochure explaining how they weren't the other guys.

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    20. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by pkulak · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's the Jehovah's Witnesses.

    21. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by mosb1000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "It is inevitable that someone would use science in the same way to corrupt people into achieving their agenda."

      I'm pretty sure I've already seen this happen. The scientists involved usually seem to be unconcerned with the corruption of scientific principles. I've spoken with a microbiologist who was unconcerned, and he said that it was important for the most intelligent people to make all the decisions. To this end, he reasoned that people who were easily swayed by flawed science were rightly manipulated by scientists who deliberately misrepresented their findings. His aim was to become a public policy maker.

      The view that most people aren't smart enough to make the best decisions for themselves is very troubling to me. It is one that I have heard many people express to me when they felt I would be like minded. Based on my personal experiences, I have concluded that most people feel this way (including most scientists).

      People should be careful not to delude themselves into thinking that religion causes this kind of mass manipulation. It is always caused by people thinking they are smart enough to make decisions for others.

    22. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by Atroxodisse · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would argue that if everyone ditched religion for science, it is inevitable that someone would use science in the same way to corrupt people into achieving their agenda. *cough* Global Warming *cough*
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    23. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by ThrasherTT · · Score: 2, Informative

      So you're saying that the evolutionary historical theory can't be called a hypothesis, right?

      Where did you see me indicating that? The way that the hypothesis of evolution is stated, it is provable/disprovable. How exactly are we supposed to prove that "God made it rain for N days and N nights, flooding the world, then made most of that water disappear"? How do you find God's fingerprints on a rain storm, let alone one that was supposed to have occurred 5000 (or whatever the claim is) years ago? Explain to me how to create such an experiment.

      If you take the "God made it so" part out of that statement, it is (hypothetically) provable/disprovable. For example, I can't prove/disprove that God made my son wake up this morning. But I can prove/disprove that my son did, in fact, wake up. In another sense, my son can't prove/disprove to me that God woke him up this morning.

      For example, with bacteria, we can easily prove/disprove aspects of microevolution, and macroevolution ("evolutionary historical theory") just builds on top of microevolution. See MRSA (Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus) for a case study in microevolution...

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    24. Re:Faith is a poison upon mankind. by MadUndergrad · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Soviet Communism? Seriously I'm sick of the humanists regime of Stallin which, incidentally, spoke of religion in similar tones to your post killing Millions upon millions of humans and getting ignored.

      Not a very good example, that. I'd hardly call Stalin a humanist. Anyhow, your example merely reinforces GP's point: the belief that a wide, heavy-handed enactment of communism would improve the welfare of the population of Russia is also a belief unfounded in scientific proof, empirical data or even anecdotal evidence. The fact that it doesn't have anything to do with a supernatural almighty being doesn't make it any less an unfounded belief.

  5. Velociraptors, huh? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 4, Funny
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  6. Full of Blasphemous Lies! by Reverend528 · · Score: 4, Funny
    This museum does not reflect the beliefs of all young earth creationists! It actually makes the absurd suggestion that Dinosaurs were allowed on Noah's Ark. If that were true, there would still be Dinosaurs today! Not to mention, it goes against the bible which clearly states that only 2 of every land vertibrate were allowed on the ark.

    This museum was built by godless atheists who want to profit from true believers!

    1. Re:Full of Blasphemous Lies! by Lockejaw · · Score: 2, Informative

      Check your count.
      Genesis 7:2-3

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  7. Belly button by Eccles · · Score: 4, Funny

    I couldn't tell from their pics; did their Adam model have a belly button?

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  8. Imposing? by CaptainPatent · · Score: 5, Funny
    FTA:

    Built at a cost of $27 million, it's an imposing building--not a particularly attractive one

    Doesn't sound like it was very intelligently designed

    buh-da-ching
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  9. It's funny. . . by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    a local radio host had on an atheist the other day who refused to recite the pledge in its current incarnation because of the "one nation under God" part.

    Someone came on and identified themselves as a Catholic and bemoaned how society has become "me first" and this was because of people not worshipping God.

    That got me thinking, if the caller was upset about the "me first" generation then he should certainly have a problem with the biggest "me first"er of them all: God.

    After all, God says that there will be only one God, him (her/it/whatever), that you must follow his rules and you must give thanks to him. If that isn't self-centered, I don't know what is.

    As we can see from the exhibits (it's not a museum folks), apparently anything can be twisted enough to justify a religious rather than scientific or logical reason for something.

    The really depressing part is now we'll have another generation of kids having their minds polluted by nonsense of dinosaurs living with man and the Earth being only a few thousand years old. I guess being oblivious to reality is the easiest way of getting through life.

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    1. Re:It's funny. . . by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Suppose for a minute that God is exactly what the Bible claims: an all-powerful, all-knowing, perfect being. He is supremely beautiful and wonderful -- the best thing in all of existence. He would be remiss if He did not try to get us to enjoy Him since anything else would be vastly inferior to Himself. He is self-centered because He is the greatest thing in the universe -- to say that anything else is greater would be lunacy. Does that make sense?

      The simple refutation to this argument is that if he wanted us to enjoy Him, as our creator, he could have made us predisposed to do so.

      Now, supposedly he wanted us to have free will. But while we want our children to have free will, we want them to grow up with our values, as well. So we indoctrinate them. We use tricks of reasoning that they are not yet sophisticated enough to comprehend to make them believe what we want them to. There is no real difference between this, and god making us receptive to his message.

      Thus I must conclude that one of several things is true. Either god doesn't exist, or god is not omnipotent, or god doesn't care about us.

      The argument against this is that god has a plan, and that I simply can't comprehend it, because I'm just a human.

      I may not be omniscient, but I can recognize bad parenting when I see it.

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    2. Re:It's funny. . . by niloroth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      you did catch the "current incarnation" bit right?

      I am also an atheist, and while not refusing to recite the pledge, i do leave the god part out. That part by definition excludes me, and as such i feel no need to include it. I don't really care when other people continue to leave it in, since it really just serves to prove the point that much of what people do with, and believe about, religion is truly bullshit. Most believers, and to be fair some unbelievers as well, would have no idea what the original pledge was, why it was written, or when and why the "under god" bit was added.

      sadly, and getting back to the main point of this article, faith in magical sky wizzards if in this day and age not so much a statement of faith as it is of ignorance. Believers that i talk to have no sense of the history of their own religion, or even of any other religions. I can think of one christian in the last year that i have talked to who had even heard of the council of Nicaea. They don't know how or why their bible was put together the way it was, or their quran, or whatever 'sacred' book they happen to believe in. And as far as science goes, most people also don't have a clue, how else to explain the penetration that intelligent design has made into our society. I was watching The View a few days ago, don't ask, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck was happily promoting ID to the millions of people watching the show, that in my mind is simply a failure of people to grasp the very concepts of science, and the scientific process. And this was after she said "Look at the constitution, god is written all over the constitution." I have no idea what their real viewership is, but it scares me that there are people out there that now think that is fact.

      I don't know if it is a good thing or not that there is not a creation museum, on the one hand it keeps all the nut jobs in one place, with their own made up versions of history, science, geology, cosmology, anthropology, and biology. On the other hand, we are letting them indoctrinate their children with lies and half truths. All so they will unquestioningly believe a myth. Many will never question it, or even bother to learn about it, or any of the other myths out there. They will just go through life with irrational beliefs that etiquette says we are not to question, which helps to keep the whole thing going.

      Religion played a roll in our development as a society, but then again so did slavery. It is time to let religion go as well. My only fear is that in the end that will leave a gap in peoples lives that will still be taken advantage of frauds and con men, with scams like scientology and raelienism. But those at lease we feel less of a need to grant pardons to in the free exchange of ideas. And while they may be sue happy, no one has any problem pointing out that they are bat sh*t crazy. Although really, is it any sillier than the idea that a god sent 1/3 of himself to earth, to be born of a virgin, so that he could sacrifice himself to himself to pardon all of humanity for something he was punishing them for in the first place?

      Okay, ranted long enough.

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    3. Re:It's funny. . . by swillden · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The bottom line for me is that if god wanted us to receive him he could have made us do so.

      This is a pointless argument. I can give you any number of completely consistent, logical explanations as to why God acted in the way that many people believe he did. Some subset of the believers would agree with each explanation, and many others would say that each is wrong.

      When I had the opportunity to teach my religion to many people who believed other things, I discovered a truth that, had I not been so arrogant, would have been obvious: There are very intelligent, very logical and very devoted believers in almost every faith, and there have been for centuries, and those people have worked out all of the logical kinks. The only way you can successfully attack a religion through logical argument is by having a discussion with someone who isn't well educated in their own belief system, and hasn't fully examined the implications and studied the explanations that were crafted by others. Of course, most believers do fall into the category of people who don't fully understand the teachings of their own religion, but if you manage to stump one such, all you've done is prove the inadequacy of that person's studies, you haven't addressed the issue of the religion at all.

      In one of Feynman's books, he talks about a similar realization. He was dealing with a group of Jewish rabbinical students (I think that's the right term) and he thought he'd found a foolproof way to logically demonstrate the fallacy of their thinking. He failed utterly and then admitted rather sheepishly (in the book) that it was rather stupid of him to think that he could stump them. Almost any theology has *plenty* of flexibility to escape any logical trap you can construct, without violating any of its own precepts. Particularly since the centerpiece of the theology is usually presumed to be all-powerful and impossible for our limited minds to fully understand. That alone makes it possible for religion to accept even the most outlandish ideas about the nature of the universe

      I, incidentally, am not a creationist and find their ideas laughable on several levels. That said, I wouldn't bother to argue it with them because the deciding factor in the debate would be which of us was more clever, not which of us was right.

      If god is letting people go to hell when he could be saving them, then he's not a very nice person. Having read big chunks of the bible, I don't believe in a benevolent god. If I believed in one at all, it would be a malicious, petulant, and petty individual who kills people for not doing his will, but won't help them to do it.

      If you're interested in what my explanations of what God's nature is, and why His actions are in fact consistent with a benevolent and loving God, and why I think my explanations are right, I'm more than happy to oblige. I can easily demolish the logic that led to the above, and you would find my explanation consistent, but probably not compelling. The whole concept of trying to logically prove or disprove religious ideas is unworkable. At best you'll shake some poor sap's faith, but only until he talks to someone else who will trivially bury all of your arguments.

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  10. wow by JeffSh · · Score: 5, Funny

    jesus christ! what an abomination.

  11. Re:RTFA for lots of laughs! by bedonnant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It would be illarious if it weren't terrifying.
    It's 2007 now. Not 1700.

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  12. I'm a devout Christian who knows God exists by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Even though I know God exists, I don't try and fill in history that the Bible doesn't explain. I'm not sure why other people have this desire to do so.

    1. Re:I'm a devout Christian who knows God exists by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Even though I know God exists

      One of the reasons that [most] scientists (those who believe in the scientific method as the surest method to get as close as possible to truth) find certain religious people insufferable is that they attempt to assign their own meanings to words which already have plenty of meanings, thank you.

      I understand that what you mean is "I believe that God exists", just as a scientist would say "I believe that quantum entanglement exists". But that's not what you're saying. And as long as you say what you don't mean, then you will be alienating those who do.

      Others have said similar things to you, so this comment is somewhat redundant. But none of the other comments explain what the root problem is, and most of them are quite rude - which is fun, but not conducive to communication.

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    2. Re:I'm a devout Christian who knows God exists by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why can people not "know" God exists? I'm sure there are some Atheists who claim to "know" God doesn't exist.

      Yes, and they too are wrong, because there is no evidence.

      Why can you not accept that there is a difference between proof and belief?

      Of course, the difference is simply an accepted one, agreed upon by everyone except for the religious... Since really, our senses are filtered by our brain and we really never experience anything in the sense that most people think we do.

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  13. Coal could be made in a few weeks by Bullfish · · Score: 5, Funny

    I read in an illustrated book how this big guy with an S on his shirt turned coal into a diamond by holding the coal and merely pressing his hands together. That took seconds. So maybe coal could be made in weeks. I think too in a similar book, there was this guy who lived with dinosaurs on a hidden island. So maybe man did, or does live with dinosaurs. I mean, I saw these things in print. they must be true.

    1. Re:Coal could be made in a few weeks by Overzeetop · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's a documentary series about an island off of costa rica (I think) that has lots of dinosaurs. It was out before the whole penguin-documentary (i.e. happy feet, et. al.) craze, so you might have missed it. The first in the series was very informative, and very well done. They spared no expense - they even got John Williams to do the score.

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  14. Exclusiveness by Findeton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Only in USA you could see such a building, a museum worshiping stupidity.

    1. Re:Exclusiveness by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree. Worshipping stupidity is the closest thing humans have to a universal language.

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    2. Re:Exclusiveness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, Europe *does* have the Vatican ...

    3. Re:Exclusiveness by foniksonik · · Score: 3, Funny

      We don't have an exclusive hold on stupidity... just witness /. an international community

      'nuff said

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    4. Re:Exclusiveness by cerelib · · Score: 4, Informative

      If I understood the article correctly, this museum was built by an Australian.

    5. Re:Exclusiveness by oliderid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      hold on,

      Europe has plenty of churches, cathedrals and the like

    6. Re:Exclusiveness by El+Yanqui · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yep, only in USA. I live in London and there aren't any stupid people here at all.

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  15. How come no one can make money with Flood Geology? by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Mainstream geology pays off. It helps people find oil, coal, minerals, natural gas, water, etc. etc. etc. How come "Flood Geology" doesn't make better predictions about such things if it's really a better, more accurate theory?

    Why don't creationists take the $20+ million they spent on the museum, and use it to apply "Flood Geology" to finding valuable mineral deposits and such? They could open a bunch of museums with the profits, and provide solid evidence for their "theory" that would make those 'deluded geologists' take notice.

    Funny how they never seem to want to actually try to apply what they say they believe...

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  16. Tourism Mecca? by moehoward · · Score: 4, Funny


    How cool would it be if the Flat Earth Society opened a similar, though less expensive, attraction right next door. Even if somebody just put up a sign for it, it would be so poignant.

    On the other side of their building, we could have a "global warming" museum..... Oh, crap. This is slashdot. I am about to get modded down into oblivion.

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  17. Problems by virgil_disgr4ce · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've been thinking a lot about this ever since I first heard about the Creation Museum, and I find myself powerfully troubled and conflicted -- not over its content, which I know exactly where I stand on -- but over my intense desire to decry this "museum" as an utter abomination. I have always tried to endorse tolerance and understanding, and I've always let people believe whatever they want.

    But I have a big, big problem when it comes to the public actions of those believers. How many thousands of children and impressionable adults will never even have the chance to learn basic tenets of logic, reason and science after being indoctrinated by a "museum" like this and the cooing, gentle voice of its proponents, telling children stories about dinosaurs living next to adam and eve and jesus?

    I don't know what to do. I fully believe in Voltaire's classic quotation on freedom of speech and belief. But in this instance, I find myself thoroughly unwilling to defend the "Creation Museum's" right to make up whatever crazy "facts" they want. It's the first time I find myself wanting to "think of the children" who may very well grow up into the willfully ignorant bible beaters that are founding this "museum."

    And yet there I am, suddenly the intolerant monster I have never been able to stand. Yet I tremble to imagine a future dark ages in America, where real science -- the search for the evidence of the reality of the universe -- is stoned in the streets and systematically rubbed out.

    Please: before you mod me into oblivion, I want to hear everyone's thoughts on this subject.

    1. Re:Problems by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Tolerance" isn't just some blanket value which lets everything go. It goes hand-in-hand with a kind of skepticism about dogmatic claims and the absence of a moral teleology (that is, the idea that there is one way people were "meant" to live.) It doesn't mean you have to accept absurd or contradictory ideas, or lifestyles that are actively hostile and dangerous to your own.

    2. Re:Problems by faloi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How many thousands of children and impressionable adults will never even have the chance to learn basic tenets of logic, reason and science after being indoctrinated by a "museum" like this and the cooing, gentle voice of its proponents, telling children stories about dinosaurs living next to adam and eve and jesus?

      It's, essentially, in the middle of no-where in Kentucky. The only people that are likely to visit the museum are people that already have their minds made up, or the children of those people. They'll already be indoctrinated.

      If schools start mandatory field trips to the museum, we can talk. Until then, it's not likely to get visited by anybody who is "on the fence." People will either be going to take pictures and mock it, or they'll be going because it's a museum dedicated to what they already believe.

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    3. Re:Problems by DogDude · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What you have here is people who are deliberately spreading ignorance. They are actively attempting to undermine science and facts with complete and utter bullshit. I don't think that you're wrong for feeling how you feel about this. Science and reason consistently improves the lives of all people, and ignorance and superstition consistently leads to hate, intolerance and fear. Personally, I think that we, as a somewhat intelligent people striving towards better understanding of the world around us should denounce this project as the bullshit that it is.

      You're talking about not stooping to their level of intolerance, and I understand that. However, some troglodytes (such as the people who started this "museum") are simply too dumb to be reasoned with.

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    4. Re:Problems by Lockejaw · · Score: 4, Funny

      I fully believe in Voltaire's classic quotation on freedom of speech and belief. But in this instance, I find myself thoroughly unwilling to defend the "Creation Museum's" right to make up whatever crazy "facts" they want.
      Some nutter can rant all he wants about how he knows pi is rational. What he doesn't get to do is teach that in school.
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    5. Re:Problems by JetJaguar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think it's one thing to be tolerant of different people, their culture, and how they live their lives. But I think ideas are a different kind of beast. Not all ideas are equal, and are deserving of equal time. I don't think that tolerance for a person who believes differently from you needs to be equated with tolerance for their ideas. I have no problem with people who believe in creationism, but that doesn't mean that their beliefs should be given a free ride in the name of tolerance (or that questioning them necessarily means that you are being intolerant).

      This is one of the biggest problems with the news media today. They've created a perception that both sides of any story deserve to be heard no matter what. In order to appear fair and unbiased, they try to find two sides to every story, but very often, one of those sides has no standing at all but it is still presented in an uncritical fashion, even though it doesn't deserve to be uttered in the same breath as the other. So we get left with a lot of tripe on the tv news that "lets the viewer decide" which side is right, all in the name of fairness, balance, and tolerance, which I personally think is complete BS.

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    6. Re:Problems by jonatha · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's, essentially, in the middle of no-where in Kentucky.


      Happily for the founders, the Cincinnati International Airport is only about 5 miles off-center from nowhere...

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    7. Re:Problems by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 4, Informative

      If schools start mandatory field trips to the museum, we can talk.

      Actually, this creation museum is ALREADY receiving TAXPAYER funding. It's COMPLETELY outrageous. The state and local government give them FREE police and fire protection, EXEMPTED it from paying its fair share of taxes (due to some BS "non-profit" status), provides it with FREE road maintenance for the surrounding area, REGISTERED it in public directories, and granted it a FREE permit to use the land.

      Oh, sorry, I was just looking to rationalize my pre-existing bias that the government forces me to pay for anything I'm opposed to.

    8. Re:Problems by Khomar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Tolerance" isn't just some blanket value which lets everything go. It goes hand-in-hand with a kind of skepticism about dogmatic claims and the absence of a moral teleology (that is, the idea that there is one way people were "meant" to live.) It doesn't mean you have to accept absurd or contradictory ideas, or lifestyles that are actively hostile and dangerous to your own.

      But wait a minute -- who decides what is absurd or contradictory? To say that any idea is absurd or wrong means that you believe that there must in fact be ideas that are right and ideas that are wrong. This in turn implies that there may in fact be such a thing as a Truth*. This is an anathema to today's thinking that truth is relative to the individual. By what standards do you measure truth? What is the criteria you would use? Once you have established this criteria (let us call it dogma - a system of principles or tenets), you now have made yourself intolerant of anyone who does not agree with your criteria for determining Truth or, perhaps more accurately, the Truth that your criteria points towards.

      You see, we are in a bit of a quandary. If there is no Truth, then you cannot judge anyone for anything. If there is Truth, then anyone who upholds this Truth will be labeled intolerant, but to not do so would be lunacy. So which is it? Is there such a thing as Truth, or is it all relative requiring a tolerance of other views? This is the big question of our day that no one really wants to think about, because if there is Truth, then we must be subservient to it even if it is inconvenient.

      * I capitalize Truth to emphasize the idea of a fact that is inalienable and unquestionable.

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    9. Re:Problems by neolith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't worry so much. All of our ancestors started out as nature worshiping morons. We managed to get this far without anyone protecting us from learning new (and possibly ignorant) things. Have a bit more respect for your fellow intelligent beings in this information rich world we live in. Myself, I was raised as a pretty scary fundamentalist type, studying books on creationism and taught all about science's "big lie", but have managed to become and adult who relies on the scientific method and accepts evolution and modern cosmology without too much fuss and muss. Heck, the only thing wrong with me is a nagging case of deism that every once in a while threatens to break out in a virulent case of weak theism, but other than that, right as rain.

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  18. The US is looking more and more like the taliban by cpotoso · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is sad but true. A very "renaissance" of obscurantism. The US looks more and more like Iran or the Taliban. No science, no reason, only stupidity. This is the beginning of the end of the US empire. No doubt about it.

  19. Re:One Word by bedonnant · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Speaking as a Frenchman, that such a museum has been conceived and built is mind-boggling, in a bad way. It reflects poorly on the american educational system. It shows how far fundamentalists can go to counter Reason in a way that hasn't been seen in France for centuries.

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  20. It's awesome from the start by Kabuthunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I love that third picture on the first page of Ars Technica's site in the article that states "Present changes are too small and too slow to explain these differences, suggesting God provided organisms with special tools to change rapidly."

    YES! Because nothing that we're directly looking at in the past few hundred years or so isn't showing massive steps in evolution, that's surely UNDENIABLE evidence that that it couldn't have EVER possibly happened in the past, and is therefore completely false! A VICTORY IS GOD!!!11! :P

    Ahh, hilarity at it's best.

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  21. Re:the more we advance in science by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thank you for proving you yourself are much more dangerous kind of person than any right wing religious nut job.

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  22. Re:the more we advance in science by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The more I think we seriously need to consider "weeding out the population" of all the dumb shits too stupid to accept fact...

    Would that it were that simple. It's not. Humans don't naturally think in a scientific way. Doing it is hard. Even scientists who train for years have a hard time at at, and usually can only do it within the specific field they've trained in.

    Of course, we can dream. And once it was thought that universal literacy was an impossible pipe dream... I can hope for universal scientific literacy.

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  23. You're response is Biblically inacurate by jason7655 · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the picture I've seen, there's no way to know if it was before or after she ate from the tree...so you can't really make that point. Also, She didn't make herself a skirt. 21 The LORD God made garments of skin for Adam and his wife, and clothed them.

    1. Re:You're response is Biblically inacurate by Otter+Escaping+North · · Score: 2, Insightful

      From the picture I've seen, there's no way to know if it was before or after she ate from the tree...so you can't really make that point. Also, She didn't make herself a skirt. 21 The LORD God made garments of skin for Adam and his wife, and clothed them.

      Yeah, but if you've read your Bible then you know it must've been after - since Adam and Eve were expelled from the Garden of Eden after eating from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.

      Friggin' literalists can't even get the literal stuff correct...

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  24. I try to console myself... by christian.einfeldt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...by saying that somehow the benefits of democracy outweigh censoring even really dangerous, stupid shit like this museum.

    At least we all get a good laugh out of this one.

    And a good cry.

  25. Re:Just to present more than one side by bedonnant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    problem is, creationists have no right to equal treatment, because that would imply that their "theory" is equally plausible with evolution, which it clearly isn't. Why the US media keeps fooling people into thinking there is some kind of scientific debate about it is beyond me (apart from obvious lobbying reasons). There IS NO DEBATE. Evolution is only named a theory because there are specifics that are still not well known, not because the global process involved cannot be backed up by evidence. Creationism is just wishfull thinking.

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  26. You dont explain nuclear fission to a caveman by Anzya · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ok, so maybe not a caveman but do they realy think that God would bother to explain to people who doesn't even know that there is atoms how he created the universe? It's what Pratchett calls Lies for children.
    God - Ok so afte a couple of million years...
    Secretary - Hold on, how much is a couple million years?
    God - Sigh... ok so on the first _day_ I made light using what I like to call the Big Bang.
    Secretary - Sorry that's too long and my hand hurts. I'll just write God made light on the first day.
    God - Sigh....

    I don't actually see that much problem with being both beliver of evolution and the Big bang and being a christian. I think the problem is that people read the bible like it was a book about natural science instead of what it realy is ie a history book and a book about ethics.

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  27. As a Christian... let me just say.... by gsfprez · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Falwell, Pat Robertson, Robert Tilton, Kenneth Copeland, everyone on Trinity Broadcasting Network, and this stupid-ass museum...

    PLEASE GO AWAY or SHUT THE HELL UP! You're fscking embarrassing.

    Except TBN - you're Jesus pimps... which is far worse. The Bible has something to say about pimping God... and that He doesn't take kindly to it.

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  28. Looking at the schedule on their website.... by monomania · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I notice they're not closed for Jewish holidays. As a jewish person, I always find that interesting.

  29. WTF by scottennis · · Score: 3, Informative

    I went to the flickr gallery and was stunned and fascinated (shocked and awed?) at the exhibit which "explained" where Cain got his wife and why it was okay for him to marry (and have sex, although the "S" word is never used) his sister.

    For your edification I copied out the central "argument" for you to mock (er, I mean discuss.)

    "The farther back in history one goes (back towards the Fall of Adam), the less of a problem mutation in the human population would be.
    At the time of Adam and Eve's children, there would have been very few mutations in the human genome--thus close relatives could marry, and provided it was one man for one woman (the biblical doctrine of marriage), there was nothing wrong with close relatives marrying in early biblical history."


    B.S. (Bedevere Science) all. (SIR BEDEVERE: And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped. ARTHUR: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.)

  30. Re:the more we advance in science by Experiment+626 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The more I think we seriously need to consider "weeding out the population" of all the dumb shits too stupid to accept...

    Yes! Death to everyone whose theological beliefs don't agree with your own. That will show the religious extremists!

  31. Now, how comes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... That I went to a strict Catholic school, had Jesuits as science teachers, and Creation was relegated to Religion hour? In class, it was Darwin or bust, the Earth was some 5 billions years old, and nobody questioned evolution. Ever. And those who taught were priests.

    I once asked my biology teacher (Jesuit) about the Bible's recount of the Creation. Answer: "The Bible was written by men, and inspired by God. Do you think He could have gone to some Bronze Age guys and told them about atoms, mass-energy equivalence, aminoacids and DNA? That was Abraham and company He was talking to, not Mr Spock."

    You folks need some of these Jesuits types, methinks.

  32. Nudity is not bad by drgonzo59 · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's what I say. I am naked even as I type this message.

  33. i think of it this way by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    intolerance is evil

    intolerance of intolerance is actually good

    in fact, to meet a fundamentalist, and for them to call you intolerant, as in, hypocritically intolerant, is actually a badge of achievement

    because you are not hypocritically intolerant if you are intolerant of them

    because what they don't understand is that fundamentalism is true intolerance, and therefore to be intolerant of that is actually to strive in the direction of more tolerance

    intolerant: "because you are not a true christian/ true muslim, i am better than you" =evil

    intolerance of intolerance: "because you consider yourself better than me based on your religious bigotry, i am intolerant of you" =good

    intolerance can be predicated on a number of characteristics of a person that is not intolerant in and of themselves: race, religion, sexual orientation, etc.

    intolerance can also be predicated on someone else's intolerance: not tolerating their intolerance of someone because of race, religion, seuxla orientation, etc.

    so you can judge any tolerance in question as to what it is opposed to. and if it is opposed to some inherently nonintolerant feature of a person, it is true intolerance. but if it is opposed to an intolerant feature of the person themselves, it is not intolerance, it is a form of tolerance, because it directed against real intolerance

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  34. Has any one seen it? by TCFOO · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Has any one seen either creation or evolution take place? I know each camp has it's own examples on why their correct, i.e. different minerals at different layers in the earths crust, or how one giant rock in Australia is smooth. In my opinion if no one has seen it happen it takes just as much faith to believe one or the other.

  35. Re:Just to present more than one side by DogDude · · Score: 2

    There are at least 2 sides to everything.

    No, there are not. There are not two sides to facts. Facts have exactly one side. That's what a fact is.

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  36. Re:Just to present more than one side by bedonnant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They have no right to EQUAL treatment. Would you like your child in school to be taught the Earth has a 50-50 chance of being flat?

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  37. Re:Just to present more than one side by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You are correct. Except in politics and love, there is generally a "right" and a "wrong" side. That's what's so nice about science and mathematics - eventually we will be able to sort out who was right and who was wrong, even if we aren't terribly certain of which side is which today.

    Perhaps the difficulty here is that from the perspective of creationists, this a politcal issue, and for scientists it's a scientific matter. Similar tension exists in the global warming debate. For some people its a scientific discussion, but for many (on both "sides") it is more of a political issue.

    FWIW, I skimmed your article, and was not impressed. It was a literalist baptist who got a bunch of warm fuzzies from the creatinist descriptions while his kids played with the dinosaur models. No doubt a fun day, but it sounded a bit like a [democrat/republican going] to a [democratic/republican] working group meeting while the kids played (Don't break the ice/Monopoly], and coming out energized and ready to change the world for the better.

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  38. FSM by Mystery00 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    May they be touched by His Noodly Appendage and realise the error of their ways. Ramen.

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  39. Matthew 6 by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The sermon on the Mount. It basically destroys any attempt at proselityzation. Whenever I see someone preaching openly I just ask them if they remember Matthew 6. Uusually shuts them up, whether they do or not.

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  40. Re:The US is looking more and more like the taliba by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    more than half the US citizens DEMAND that their president be 'a man of faith'.

    did you notice, in all the recent debates, how GOD keeps being mentioned?

    in the USA of jesusland, you CANNOT get elected unless you hang out under stained glass windows on sundays and eat cookies and drink wine. or so it seems.

    (well, nothing wrong with a good wine/cookie break, every now and then; but its hardly an attribute I require in the POTUS)

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  41. Re:The US is looking more and more like the taliba by Cutie+Pi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm definitely not a creationist, but don't think for a minute that psuedo- and anti-science is limited to religious zealots.

    Look at all the things that people buy into today, particularly in Europe, such as homeopathy, reflexology, chiropractics, magnet therapy, colonics, yadda yadda. How many people believe that irradiated strawberries are radioactive? How many people sit around worrying about the "toxins" in the body? How many people belive that Feng Shui increases the positive "energy" in a room?

  42. Re:Oh God (lol) by Novotny · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, you may have a point, but the thing with scientifc theory is that it never says 'this is true and everything else is wrong and we may not even question this theory, because that's how it is.' The whole point is that we don't know what we don't know, but we'll try to do our best to explain it and we will constantly re-evaluate what we've come up with so far and continually re-test and question what we're at. THAT's what I respect.

    I've always had a problem with any sort of authority that refuses discussion.

  43. I have little faith in "proof by anecdote" by roystgnr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Too many repetitions of "carbon dating said some rock was a trillion years old!" have soured me on this tactic, so if you want to bring in "the last oil field we found" as evidence, you're going to have to recognize that oil fields are found all the time and identify yours a little more precisely.

    Your own anecdotes are more amusingly distorted than most, too. Usually creationists at least try to get the Bible right. Seven versus ten plagues isn't as big an error as years versus millions of years, but whereas the latter error is just sad, the former is kinda funny.

  44. Its about personal preference by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To accept the idea that the universe is really old, and the earth is really old (when compaired to you and me) and we were not always here, nore were we always the most intrusive species on the plannet, and that there are a whole lot of planets, and that when your dead your worm bait, you might have to accept your own insignificance.

    Some people prefer not to do that.

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  45. Re:One Word by GreyPoopon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Speaking as a Frenchman, that such a museum has been conceived and built is mind-boggling, in a bad way. It reflects poorly on the american educational system.

    Not really. As someone else mentioned, it was built by an Australian, but all it proves is that any individual or group of people (no matter how small) with enough money can build anything they want. Having been through the school system, I can assure you that the vast majority of American schools teach Evolution with a fervor that nearly assigns it as actual history (rather than theory), and if the Judeo-Christian concept of Creation is taught at all, it is presented as mythology alongside Roman, Greek, Chaldean and other creation mythology. What people choose to believe despite this education is not really in any way related to success or failure on the part of the schools. It is not the school's responsibility to form your opinions for you. It's their responsibility to provide you with information that allows you to form your own opinions and understand differing opinions of others. Surely you don't think that schools should punish children who refuse to acknowledge the authority of Evolution, do you? Yes, I know that there are a few schools who have been dabbling in "Intelligent Design", but despite the media attention this has received, it's not very widespread in the public school system.


    Now, on a separate note, there _are_ serious problems with the American education system, but they are more related to attempts to "dumb down" material (New Math anyone?) and the inability to recognize how children learn best and work with their natural proclivities. They don't do a good job of teaching logic and critical thinking. They wait until the children are too old to start teaching foreign languages. They have replaced much of the classical literature with more modern trash. They no longer discipline unruly students properly, instead allowing them to become a distraction to students who are are interested in learning. But most of all, out of fear of a lawsuit from the parents, they allow students to matriculate without a satisfactory understanding of the basic prerequisites for the next grade.

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  46. Re:How come no one can make money with Flood Geolo by brunascle · · Score: 2, Funny

    How come no one can make money with Flood Geology?
    you can:

    1) build museum
    2) charge entry
    3) ...
    4) PROFIT!
  47. Partly our own fault by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think many of the evo debators have exaggerated the evidence for evo and have become kind of fanatical themselves. Although I beleive in it, the evidence is *not* overwelming, and hyping it as such turns some away.

    First off is the Cambrian Explosion. Most of the modern body plans (Phyla) came out of appearently nowhere. We don't have a good record of how they got the way they did. Suddenly there are lobster-like and fish-like critters swimming and crawling around eating each other. Nobody knows where they came from before that. It is even possible that early metazoans were able to swap genes with each other (perhaps via microbe infections), making their origin virtually untracable as tree-based decent.

    Evo has not been demonstrated making large-scale complicated life-forms under full, controlled, and repeatable observation. Incrimental changes do not necessarily equal large changes. Lots of forces make incrimental changes. Thus, the "scale problem" is still out there. Making a beak grow larger is not the same as making brains and immune systems.

    "Time ate my homework" is not good enough. Science is picky, I am just the mesenger.

    1. Re:Partly our own fault by nagora · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Your understanding of the cambrian is about 30 years out of date.

      Evo has not been demonstrated making large-scale complicated life-forms under full, controlled, and repeatable observation.

      And gods have been so demonstrated? I must have missed that one.

      Incrimental changes do not necessarily equal large changes.

      Incremental changes times a million generations do.

      Making a beak grow larger is not the same as making brains and immune systems.

      Why?

      "Time ate my homework" is not good enough.

      Actually, it is. In fact, it is the central concept that makes evolution work and that's why the current crop of fairytale believers are so keen to deny deep-time and push the young earth nonsense. They know that the one thing that does make evolution possible - and obviously possible to even fairly dull people - is the huge timescales geologists uncovered in the late 1700s and early 1800s. If they can get people to doubt that then they can shift them off evolution, science, and rational thought, and get them to post money for quack miracles performed on daytime TV. Which, ultimately is what all organised religion is about when you get down to it.

      Time, in this case, not only ate your homework, it is your homework.

      TWW

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  48. Re:The US is looking more and more like the taliba by vorpal22 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My hypothesis is that this is a product of a society that has grown "too safe"; our programmed fight-or-flight mechanisms are still an inherent part of us and yet rarely do they have a reason to be triggered. To compensate, we seem to thrive on artificial, constructed fears, like toxins, or in the case of the general US population, terrorism (which is *highly* unlikely to kill you). I believe that anxiety and depressive disorders are on the rise, and this is in part responsible. (FWIW, I have Generalized Anxiety Disorder, i.e. irrational anxiety about unpredictable things, and I feel that if my anxiety was "directed" towards real threats that my condition wouldn't be an issue. To me, this is evidenced by the fact that when real trauma or dangerous situations occur, I tend to be highly functional and the deeply intensified fear serves a purpose, and when the situation is over, I am left calm for quite some time.)

  49. What scares me by SABME · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What scares me is not that people believe this stuff, but that people who believe this stuff are getting into public office and passing laws that affect me. I've read more than one message in this thread decrying other posters for speaking out against the Creationist museum. I ask you to please consider your obligation as a US citizen (if you are a US citizen) to participate in the democratic process.

    If our elected officials change our government such that it adopts policies in line with Creationist views, and you disagree with those views, it is your right -- your obligation -- to express your contrary opinion in spoken and written form, as well as in the voting booth. The mere existence of a Creationist museum scares me because it means that there are enough voters to push our government in what I feel is a bad direction. The Creationists have a right to have the museum and express their views. But I have a right, and a duty, to express my views that they are mistaken, to argue against their beliefs.

    Here's a thought experiment to illustrate my point: Imagine that all medical research and treatment, everywhere in the US from now on, had to adhere to strict supervision by a board of politicians and clergy with fundamentalist views. Now wait 100 years. What do you think the state of US medical technology would be in such a case?

    1. Re:What scares me by cyborg_zx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just don't be so quick to judge because it has a 'religious' source.
      It doesn't work that way - one MUST judge that any source that is unable to show the process by which it gets to its claims as producing fundamentally unreliable ones. Even those who abide by these religious claims understand this simple idea which is why they are so desperate to make it legitimate by tacking 'science' onto everything they do - and that's because science has proven itself as a methodology by which reliable claims can be shown.

      Process. Process. Process.
  50. Some Quick Thoughts.... by queenb**ch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1) How does one express an epic level eye roll in text?
    2) I am the only one that thinks that they put this thing in Kentucky because they think that everyone there is an inbred hill billy who won't know any better? (Not saying that everyone from Kentucky *is* an inbred hill billy but that the people who put the museum there think this)
    3) Haven't we figured out by now religion and science don't mix? Copernicus, Galileo, Da Vinci, and who knows who else?
    4) Umm....the book of Genesis doesn't exactly print out a recipe for world building and population. If it said something like 2 cups of flour, 1 cup of butter.....bake at 350 for 20 minutes, I might be willing to buy this. But the fact of the matter is that it doesn't. Instead it gives us a big allegorical story and makes all sorts of references about the fact that time for God doesn't pass like it does for us humans. I myself see no conflict between evolution and religion. They are answers to separate questions - Why and How.
    5) Am I the only one that finds it odd that a bunch of nutballs who don't even bother to read their own holy book swear that the it is the literal word God even though it was originally written in Aramaic, translated in to Hebrew, then to Latin, then to Greek, and the back to Latin, and then to English? And that's a best case scenario for most of the books of the "Bible".
    6) Am I the only one who really questions the validity of the King James version, the one that most of the swear is "true and correct"? King James had all sorts of things tucked into his translation that supported his divine right to rule. It was politically motivated and PAID FOR by a King - as in "You didn't do what I said. Off with his head!" kind of a King at that.
    7) What about the places where the Bible contradicts itself? Since its the literal word of God, that makes God wrong and since God is infallible, he can't be wrong, therefore - using their own logic - God did not write the Bible OR God isn't God.

    Oh, but we can ignore all of the historical facts because we have "faith".

    2 cents,

    QueenB.

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    1. Re:Some Quick Thoughts.... by jandrese · · Score: 2, Interesting

      About the contradictions in the bible. I've talked with guys like that (I don't know if they were Young Earth Creationists, but they were Bible literalists), and if you ask about a contradiction they just say it's not a contradiction and move on. Trying to get them to explain why it's not doesn't work, it just is not a contradiction and they move on. I think they must have to train to ignore all cognitive dissonance at some point I guess. Granted, there are some where they have explanations, but some of those explanations get rather convoluted.

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    2. Re:Some Quick Thoughts.... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not religious my self but 7 could be explained by saying that god was very zen.
      Folks who follow zen gain key insights by meditating on contradictory or abstract puzzles.

      perhaps the bible is an elaborate koan.

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      Two monks were arguing about a flag. One said: `The flag is moving.'

      The other said: `The wind is moving.'

      The sixth patriach happened to be passing by. He told them: `Not the wind, not the flag; mind is moving.'

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      Wind, flag, mind moves.
      The same understanding.
      When the mouth opens
      All are wrong.

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    3. Re:Some Quick Thoughts.... by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 2, Funny

      2) I am the only one that thinks that they put this thing in Kentucky because they think that everyone there is an inbred hill billy who won't know any better? (Not saying that everyone from Kentucky *is* an inbred hill billy but that the people who put the museum there think this) I spent 2-3 months on a work project in a small KY town (Corbin, incidentally home of the first KFC, and by an odd coincidence, I happen to be wearing the T-shirt today). The people were nice, but it did seem like every street had either a A) 'tobacco outlet' or B) church. Those people really took their smoking/chewing and their God seriously. It doesn't surprise me that the Creation Museum would be built in KY.
    4. Re:Some Quick Thoughts.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here's a biggie: God is supposed to be omnipotent and omnipresent. Everything is supposed to be a part of his divine plan. Everything.

      That being the case, then Lucifer's revolt against God was planned. The fall was planned. We have a devil because God wanted one. Original sin was planned. All of the consequences humanity suffers because of that event were planned. Adam and Eve didn't fuck up. They were tempted, committed sin, and were punished all according to his plan.

      The converse is that God had no knowledge of their imminent betrayal, and therefore is NOT infallible, and is capable of mistakes.

      Lets not even get into the fact that Adam and Eve populating the earth is blantant incest. "Lets have kids! Now our kids will have kids! Hey I invented the Banjo Cletus! WOO!"

    5. Re:Some Quick Thoughts.... by howardd21 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your argument assumes that an omnipotent, omnipresent being would always prevent something they would not personally do or agree with. You are going to have to do a little better than that. While not omnipotent, anybody with kids knows that you may have the authority and power to stop them from doing something out of your wishes, but you may allow it for various reasons.

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    6. Re:Some Quick Thoughts.... by tj2010 · · Score: 2, Funny

      These two verses aren't related if you look at it from an infinite perspective. I'm a Christian and I wouldn't say our sun is the source of all light, would you? I do find it amazing the sun is always on time, day or night, much like something a watchmaker would make :-)

    7. Re:Some Quick Thoughts.... by General+Fault · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think one of the best examples given by that site is this:

      GE 2:17 Adam was to die the very day that he ate the forbidden fruit.
      GE 5:5 Adam lived 930 years.

      Seems god may not keep his (it's?) word after all.

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    8. Re:Some Quick Thoughts.... by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      3) Haven't we figured out by now religion and science don't mix? Copernicus, Galileo, Da Vinci, and who knows who else?

      Copernicus was a Roman Catholic who was encouraged by his bishop to spread his research about heliocentrism. Galileo ran into trouble because of remarks he made about the hope - politics was the problem, not science. I don't recall Da Vinci running into any problems re: science and religion and he is recorded as wanting to die catholic with confession etc. If you take a look at two of the greatest ever scientist, Faraday and Maxwell, you'll see that they were evangelical Christians who played in active role in teaching the Bible in their local churches. Alister McGrath, the previous principle of Wycliffe College, the theological college of Oxfod University, got his first PhD in Biophysics. A large proportion of Christian students in Oxford are scientists, medics, mathematicians and engineers.

      Try telling them that Christianity and science don't mix.

      Am I the only one that finds it odd that a bunch of nutballs who don't even bother to read their own holy book

      Wow, no sweeping generalisations or assumptions there.

      swear that the it is the literal word God even though it was originally written in Aramaic, translated in to Hebrew, then to Latin, then to Greek, and the back to Latin, and then to English? And that's a best case scenario for most of the books of the "Bible"

      Actually, the OT was written in Hebrew and the NT in Greek, with a handful of Aramaic. Translations have been made into a variety of languages over the years, but when a new translation is made, people don't take the most recent translation in another language then put it into their own; they take the most reliable Greek and Hebrew manuscripts and start over from them. seriously, read the translation notes from something like the NIV or the English Standard Version and see how absurd your allegation is. Modern translations are superior to older ones because we have more and better manuscripts available and are better at translating them.

      Am I the only one who really questions the validity of the King James version, the one that most of the swear is "true and correct"?

      Where do you get the idea that most people swear the KJV is the only true and correct version? There are quite a few vocal people about it, but most churches use one out of NIV, NRSV, ESV, NASB, NLT and serious scholars end to recommand translations like NASB and ESV.

      7) What about the places where the Bible contradicts itself? Since its the literal word of God, that makes God wrong and since God is infallible, he can't be wrong, therefore - using their own logic - God did not write the Bible OR God isn't God.

      Sure, if we go along with your false dichotomy that anything you think is a contradiction must be a contradiction and the explanations of those who know the Bible better, have studied it considerably more and arrive at a different conclusion are clearly wrong.

      Oh, but we can ignore all of the historical facts because we have "faith".

      Pot. Kettle. Black. Do some research.

    9. Re:Some Quick Thoughts.... by NayDizz · · Score: 2, Informative

      For an interesting perspective, check out the Skeptic's Annotated Bible, of course it's biased, but it breaks down the absurdities, contradictions, and logical fallacies pretty thoroughly on a verse-by-verse basis. For added fun, check out the Quran and the Book of Mormon.

    10. Re:Some Quick Thoughts.... by SrJsignal · · Score: 2

      3) Haven't we figured out by now religion and science don't mix? Copernicus, Galileo, Da Vinci, and who knows who else? Well I guess we'd also have to realize that evolution and science don't mix as well. For something to be scientific it has to hold up to the standards of scientific method (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_method) which means it needs to be a) observable b) measurable c) repeatable, which means that evolution is as scientific as creationism.

      5) Am I the only one that finds it odd that a bunch of nutballs who don't even bother to read their own holy book swear that the it is the literal word God even though it was originally written in Aramaic, translated in to Hebrew, then to Latin, then to Greek, and the back to Latin, and then to English? And that's a best case scenario for most of the books of the "Bible". Ummmm, no that's pretty much 100% incorrect. We have original language texts that all English translations are done from. They don't do translations of the Bible from other translations because there is no need to. I don't have all day, but lets take the New Testament, we have over 6000 copies that are less than 300 years older than when they were written. (compare that to any old "historical texts, the next closest is something like 300 copies). Also using written copies of "sermons" from the early church you can recreate 98% of the original text as well. As far as historical texts go the Bible is WAY ahead of anything else. You just have no idea what you're talking about on this point. (By the way, the Bible was written in 3 languages, Aramaic, Greek, and Hebrew)

      6) Am I the only one who really questions the validity of the King James version,

      Hey question the validity of any of the translations you want, knock yourself out, if you're really inclined, go back to the untranslated text (see above). Care to read a specific verse in the original language? Try blueletterbible.com (includes Greek and Hebrew lexicons for your enjoyment)

      7) What about the places where the Bible contradicts itself? Since its the literal word of God, that makes God wrong and since God is infallible, he can't be wrong, therefore - using their own logic - God did not write the Bible OR God isn't God.

      Got examples there buddy? Or do you just believe anything someone else tells you because it makes it easier to feel good about what you believe? As far as historical reliable texts go, the Bible is way ahead of anything else (Homer's works, Socrates, etc)
    11. Re:Some Quick Thoughts.... by fredklein · · Score: 2, Informative
      Well, it's real hard to argue Biblical things when you don't even know what it states. There was only one forbidden tree, not two.

        Genesis 2, verse 9:

      9 And the LORD God made all kinds of trees grow out of the ground--trees that were pleasing to the eye and good for food. In the middle of the garden were the tree of life and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.


      and, lest you thinkthey are the same tree, GOD himself ('itself'?) refers to them seperately:

      Genesis 3, 22-25:

      22 And the LORD God said, "The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever." 23 So the LORD God banished him from the Garden of Eden to work the ground from which he had been taken. 24 After he drove the man out, he placed on the east side [e] of the Garden of Eden cherubim and a flaming sword flashing back and forth to guard the way to the tree of life.


      You didn't do research,

      Back at ya.

      they have studied evolutionary teachings and have come up with scientific answers as to why evolution doesn't fully answer how the universe came into existence

      "Evolution" has nothing to do with "how the universe came into existence".
  51. Re:The US is looking more and more like the taliba by snoogans126 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If so many US citizens are aware of this bullshit going on in their country, why is nothing done?

    What would you have us do? Attack the museum with pitch forks and burn it down? It was created by private citizens. The down side to freedom of speeh is that alot of speech is stupid.

    I'm parafrasing a quote that I can't remember the source of, but The way to combat bad ideas is not attempt to silence them but to make them irrelevant with better ideas.

  52. Re:One Word by donnythebowler · · Score: 2, Funny

    Amen to that!!

  53. Of Adam, Eve, & Incest by queenb**ch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One thing that most everyone conveniently overlooks in the book of Genesis is this:

    Cain just killed his brother, Able and is confronted by God... (Genesis 4:14-15)

    "Today you are driving me from the land, and I will be hidden from your presence; I will be a restless wanderer on the earth, and whoever finds me will kill me." But the LORD said to him, "Not so [a] ; if anyone kills Cain, he will suffer vengeance seven times over." Then the LORD put a mark on Cain so that no one who found him would kill him.

    Now, riddle me this Batman - If Adam & Eve (his very own parents and family) are the ONLY other people who exist, who is going to see Cain, not recognize him and kill him? Why would God have to mark him to keep anyone else from killing him? Who is Cain worried about?

    2 cents,

    QueenB.

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  54. It's like this. by ajs318 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is how the debate between sound science and "intelligent design" looks from the sidelines. Note here that we replace the theory that life was created by an intelligent designer {who logically must have been created by a more intelligent designer, and so forth, since any mechanism which would account for the spontaneous generation of an intelligent designer must be capable of spontaneously generating life} with the theory that all roses are red. This has little bearing on the quality of the debate.

    IDist: All woses are wed.
    Scientist: No they aren't. Look. Produces white rose A white rose.
    IDist: That is obviouthly not a wose. All woses are wed. That flower is white. Therefore it cannot be a wose.
    Scientist: It is a rose. A white rose. Performs some unspecified test which demonstrates that the white flower indeed belongs to the genus Rosa.
    IDist: Well, OK then, I acthept that it may be a wose, but you still haven't dithpwoved my theowy. Even you must surely have to admit that it is sort of a bit wed-ish. No, it's not a white rose -- it's just a vewy pale wed wose. You still haven't dithpwoved my theowy. All woses are wed!
    Scientist: Now you're just talking bollocks.
    IDist: Waaaah! You used a naughty word! Well, that just pwoves it, doesn't it? All woses are wed. I win! Come on, mummy, buy me an ithe cweam!

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  55. Re:Just to present more than one side by ZombieWomble · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Have any of you gentle readers ever heard of such distinguished SCIENTISTS as Sir Isaac Newton, Blaise Pascal, Johannes Kepler? These men were not ignorant and uninformed and above all they were certainly no anti-scientific, but they believed that God created the world. Appeal to authority has no place in a scientific debate. If these scientists produced scientific arguments for the existence of God, wonderful, lets see it. If not, their beliefs are just that - beliefs - are not based on any sort of scientific fact, and are as subject to critique as anyone else's.

    Having said that, the scientific community is typically quite open to new ideas and concepts when they are put forth in a rational fashion. The issue comes when there is significant disproof of a concept, and yet its proponents insist on being given "fair treatment". A prime example is the current fear of "electrosensitivty", where people are convinced that Wifi/mobile phones etc are giving them headaches and so forth. The idea was actively investigated and it was found that, although many patients suffered real symptoms, they were not correlated to the presence of microwave radiation, and the idea was largely dismissed. However there is still a growing group of 'sufferers' who claim that their problems need to be investigated, that the scientific community is ignoring them, and so forth. People with an entrenched opinion tend to only see the surveys which support their cause, while work which investigates their argument but does not support it often ends up getting dismissed out of hand (often as part of a conspiracy of some sort).

  56. A Christian viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a Christian, I've been dreading the opening of this museum. It can only undermine what little dwindling respect remains for the Bible and for God.

    Not all Christians believe the King James Version is a perfect literal translation, and therefore that earth was created in less than a literal week. Some of us are at least willing to accept that the ancient word translated "day" in Genesis has more possible translations than "a 24 hour period", and dinosaurs never walked among humans.

    Another example: their model of the ark isn't just unrealistic, it's unscriptural--the Bible clearly states the ark of the flood was box-shaped. Sure, this might seem like a petty point compared to some of the more obvious and scientific blunders, but it only goes to support the point that this museum is more interested in pandering to neo-Christian tradition than explaining Bible truth.

    1. Re:A Christian viewpoint by gfxguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree. I believe in God, and I can even accept Jesus Christ (I have to try real hard, though), but I don't accept any sort of literal translation of the bible and, in fact, I think it's mostly fables created then for the same reasons fables are created now - to keep people in line.

      This sort of thing is just ridiculous. There was a funny bit on the Simpsons (Ok, there's ALWAYS a funny bit on the Simpsons) when Homer, after having the crayon removed from his head, proves God can't exist. Flanders, instead of challenging his beliefs, burns it.

      Sounds about right. It's funny 'cause it's true.

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    2. Re:A Christian viewpoint by Rei · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No True Scotsman Fallacy.

      Example:

      Scene: A woman is talking with a man from Scotland over breakfast.

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      Woman: Would you like some catsup on your eggs?

      Man: Ack, no! No true Scotsman would eat catsup on his eggs!

      Woman: But my uncle is from Scotland, and he eats catsup on his eggs.

      Man: Like I said. No *true* Scotsman would eat catsup on his eggs.
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      The fallacy this man is making is to change the definition from the generally accepted definition of a Scotsman (a person from Scotland) to his own, customized definition. If an individual is allowed to redefine terms at will, the very concept of language becomes useless. His definition serves as little more than an ad hominem attack against the woman's uncle.

      In short, making attacks based on definitions that aren't widely accepted is counterproductive. The widely accepted definition for "Christian" covers only a few key points -- believe in God the father, belief in Jesus the son, Jesus was crusified by the Romans, died and was resurrected, etc. Almost all (not all, but "enough") people who call themselves Christian agree with these points that it can be considered generally accepted. On the other hand, my partner believes that Catholics aren't Christians because of their use of idols. Well, I know a lot of Catholics who would take issue with that. The use of idols isn't widely agreed upon as being part or not part of Christianity, and thus trying to redefinie "Christianity" to include or exclude idols falls into the No True Scotsman fallacy.

      The same applies to interpreting "day" in Genesis as a literal day. In America, at least, about half of people who call themselves Christians would agree with that, and half would disagree. It's a fallacy to define Christianity based on one faction's definition. Now, if 98% of Christians agreed that it had to be literal...

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    3. Re:A Christian viewpoint by camg188 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since when did being a Christian mean that you have to literally believe everything in the Bible?

    4. Re:A Christian viewpoint by camg188 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I've been dreading the opening of this museum." -indeed. An artist that uses a brush, or a spray can, or a computer still "creates" art. So why can't God use evolution to create something? Because it doesn't fit the model described in Genesis? The bible was written by people with no concept of modern science and technology or knowledge of the formation of the earth. Even if divinely inspired, they would be expected to write with a frame of reference based on the world they lived in.

    5. Re:A Christian viewpoint by BackScatter · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perhaps the Bible would be a far more interesting read if the velociraptors had been grazing peacefully on Eve.

    6. Re:A Christian viewpoint by plazman30 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why do plants always get a bad wrap. Creationists (and certain militant vegetarians) seem to think it's perfectly acceptable to kill and eat plants, but it's not OK to kill animals. Well guess what people, plants happen to be ALIVE TOO. Not just that, but if you believe that God created all species on the planet, he made the plants too! Wouldn't the plants too be God's creatures, and wouldn't it be a sin to eat them?

      You think life would be so damn peaceful if the whole planet were vegetarians? Man, the farting alone would double the damn greenhouse gases we're all so damn worried about....

      Andy

    7. Re:A Christian viewpoint by Lars+T. · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You could also consider Christians polytheistic: The father, son, and holy ghost.

      No, no. That's the Catholics, they aren't real Christians.

      Well that's what some Protestants say.

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    8. Re:A Christian viewpoint by adminstring · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Modern Biblical scholarship indicates that the first of the Gospels was written 70 years after the death of Jesus; therefore if Christianity started with Jesus and his immediate followers, there was at least 70 years where the religion pre-dated the book. The Jewish Bible was already written by that time, however there were significant debates in the first centuries of the Church regarding to what extent the Jewish Bible would be authoritative. (For example, see the discussions on whether or not to require circumcision for converts which occur in Paul's letters to the Galatians.) So at the beginning, at least, the New Testament was a collection of unwritten stories (along with others which were subsequently edited out) and the status of the Old Testament within the new religion was in doubt.

      Sources of authority in the Roman Catholic Church have long included, in addition to scripture, what they called Sacred Tradition and the Magisterium (the authority of the church's hierarchy, headed by the Pope.) Martin Luther spearheaded the Protestant Reformation with the slogan "sola scriptura" ("by scripture alone") as a revolt against the structure and authority of the Catholic Church, and to some extent that slogan still resonates with some Protestant sects today, however, many mainstream Protestant denominations hold out other sources - for example, Anglicans state that their religion is based on "Scripture, Reason, and Tradition," a trio with which the great Medieval Catholic theologian Thomas Aquinas would agree. Methodists get their Christianity from "Scripture, Reason, Tradition, and Experience."

      Metaphoric interpretations of the Bible are at least necessary in parts (was there literally a Good Samaritan or a Prodigal Son, or was Jesus just telling stories to illustrate his points?) Literal interpretation of the Bible is impossible in some areas (Did humans come about before or after the other animals? In the first creation story in Genesis 1, animals were made, then on day 6, man was made; in Genesis 2, man was made first, then the animals were made to keep him company. These are not both literally possible.) Throughout the history of the church, metaphorical interpretation of scripture has been used for various parts of the Bible. The only question is where is it appropriate to take this approach, and where is it appropriate to take the writings at face value? Just as the early members of the church had to decide which parts of Jewish tradition to keep, modern churches have to decide which parts of the Bible to take metaphorically, and which parts to take as a culturally-bound piece of history which has no bearing on today's society.

      An example of rejecting parts of the Bible as culture-bound is the fact that Jesus was firmly opposed to divorce, but divorce had a very different social context in the first century as compared with today, leading many (but not all) modern denominations to approve of divorce in the right circumstances. The diversity of different Christian churches active today shows that there are a many judgment calls to be made, and that the Bible is not a simple book which can support only one interpretation.

      Finally, and most importantly, there is more than one way for a story to be "true." There is literal truth, and there is metaphoric truth. There is undoubtedly at least some literal truth in the Bible. There isn't much question that there was a rabbi named Jesus who was executed for treason by the Roman army, for example. But in my to a large extent it's the metaphoric truth that makes the Bible significant to readers, not these historical details.

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    9. Re:A Christian viewpoint by adminstring · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Although the Bible has been used to keep people in line, it takes quite a stretch of interpretation to get that kind of a spin on it. Jesus was a radical rabbi who preached a very rigorous morality which did not favor the rich and powerful, and did not promote "family values." He told his followers "If anyone comes to me, and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be my disciple," and "Let the dead bury their dead." He caused a scene with the moneychangers at the temple, and told his followers to sell all they had and give it to the poor.

      If I were to write a book to keep people in line, I would keep this sort of thing out of it. It's too likely to inspire someone like Martin Luther King, Jr. to incite the underclass to get out of line.

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    10. Re:A Christian viewpoint by plazman30 · · Score: 2

      Hate to argue with you, but Evolution has actually been proven. We have known and proven micro evolution for decades, by observing such phenomenons as bacteria surviving antibiotic attack in a petri dish.

      However, the tough one to prove has always been macro evolution, because it takes so damn long. But I think they proved it last year, from a very very long observation of some bird species, and within the scientists own life time, a new species emerged. I'll find a reference and post it when I can. Don't want to talk out my ass.

      Even if it was not observed, the fossil evidence points a clearer dotted line to the existence of evolution than it does to creationism. Human texts can lie and be forged. Fossils usually can't (yeah, I know all about the Brontosaurus).

      Andy

  57. Re:In 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. - 40 Days and 40 Nights by rickett81 · · Score: 2, Informative
    "Not to mention the flood is not possible nor did it happen"

    There are other references to a huge flood in relation to the biblical great flood. The epic of Gilgamesh references a great flood. Wikipedia has others http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flood_(mythology)

    It rained for 40 days and 40 nights. 40 in the bible (and other arabic cultures) was used as an uncountable number. 'I cooked dozens of cookies' does not mean that I baked cookies in some unnamed multiple of 12, it means I cooked a lot of cookies. 'I drove a thousand miles to get here' does not mean that I drove 5,280,000 feet, it means that I drove a long way.

    The number 40 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/40_(number) has interesting religious significance. It is mentioned many other times.

  58. Christians aren't persecuted, get over it by spun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nice "spycology" there, bringing up "transposing" of feelings. Projection is the term you want, but it is not the all purpose "I'm rubber, you're glue" kind of rejoinder you're making it out to be. I suggest you read some more books on "spycology" before trying to apply it in a debate. In any case, its a transparent attempt at poisoning the well.

    Sorry, but it IS the same science that makes cars, TVs, and all our modern conveniences that says the universe is a certain age. You are no scientist and have no understanding of science. It all hangs together in a vast web of interrelations. If one part of that web were false, it would have ripple effects on all of the rest of science. You can't just isolate the part that says the universe is X years old from the part that, say, lets us make televisions.

    No one hates you for your religious views. Get over your Christian persecution complex. Christians control this country and dominate the political and social landscape. You people are not persecuted. We think your religion is stupid, and we think people shouldn't pay any attention to it. That is not the same as hating you.

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    1. Re:Christians aren't persecuted, get over it by spun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are either an idiot, or the best damn troll Slashdot has ever seen. In either case, I've made my point and I don't think anything you've said has refuted word one of it in the eyes of anyone with half a brain.

      I don't hate you. I'm sorry you see the world the way you do, it must get very lonely. As for science, I'm sorry, but if radiocarbon dating were wrong in any significant way, the basics of chemistry would be different and your car wouldn't run. Science all hangs together in one vast web of interrelations. It is vaster and more beautiful than any religion, and it saddens me you can not see it.

      Making fun of your spelling is a kind of poisoning the well too, and I'm sorry. It doesn't confirm my beliefs. Not only don't I need my beliefs confirmed, I have no beliefs. I don't believe that the floor will stay solid when I step on it. I don't believe the sun will rise tomorrow. I don't disbelieve anything either. It's a nice way to go through life. Everything is new and one is continually surprised by little things.

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  60. Sadly, not just the USA by CodeMunch · · Score: 2, Informative
    I hate to advertise for this type of crackpot wannabe science but the USA isn't the only country with this ridiculous attempt at discrediting real science.

    The Big Valley Creation Science Museum has recently opened in "Big Valley", Alberta, Canada - just a 3 hour drive from where I live. It has been built awfully darn close (1hr drive) to the REAL kind of museum you would expect to see in this area full of Dinosaur remains

    I look forward to visiting BVCSM wearing my "Reality fish eating a Jesus fish" shirt.

  61. You don't get it. by spun · · Score: 2, Informative

    You don't get it. It's very simple. You can not sense things outside your mind. Do you think you are seeing the real flag, the real wind? No, you are seeing what your mind has created out of sense impressions. Duh.

    It's not about a senior figure. In Buddhism, one is accounted "senior" in any sense only because others all agree that your wisdom is valuable. There are plenty of other stories in Buddhism where the "senior figure" is shown to be a fool, and the cook or the janitor who no one noticed is shown to be wise.

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  63. Cafeteria Christianity by SimHacker · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Cafeteria Christianity is a pejorative term, used in general to describe individual Christians or Christian churches who selectively follow or believe in the doctrines of their religion, particularly what the Bible states as being the word or will of God. The use of the term suggests that the believers being so described are not as legitimate as other Christians. As cafeteria style means to pick-and-choose, as in choosing what food to purchase from a cafeteria line, the implication of the term "Cafeteria Christianity" is that the individual's professed religious belief is actually a proxy for their personal opinions rather than a genuine interpretation of or spiritual relationship with Christian doctrine or the teachings of Jesus. The selectivity implied may relate to the acceptance of Christian doctrines (such as creationism and the virgin birth of Jesus) or Biblical morality and ethical prohibitions (e.g. a rejection of homosexual acts and dietary laws) and is often associated with discussions concerning the applicability of Old Testament laws to Christians and the Sermon on the Mount.

    The label "Cafeteria Christianity" has been used both to encourage more conformity with Biblical teachings and to advocate for less. When used by Conservative Christians, it is often an expression of a preference for a more literal and uniform approach to the Bible, rather than the carefree do-what-you-want theology preferred (as some see it) by Liberal Christians. The term in this sense thus expresses contempt for those viewed as lax in their Christianity.

    It is also used by some Christians and skeptics to undermine the advocacy of particular Christian precepts by pointing out the supposed inconsistency of the advocate's position. The logic of such a usage is that someone who has rejected one supposed command of God has little room to argue that another such command should be followed. Thus these individuals observe that some Christians are more than willing to condemn certain behavior on Biblical grounds and yet do not themselves adhere to the Bible in its totality, i.e. a charge of hypocrisy. For an example, see An Atheist argument on Cafeteria Christianity. The counter argument is usually that, according to the Council of Jerusalem in Acts 15 (as well as some Paul's letters), Gentile Christians are not obliged to keep the entire Old Testament Law.

    The term Cafeteria Catholic (also à la carte Catholic or CINO = "Catholic In Name Only") is a pejorative or an insulting characterization and is used to describe people who dissent from certain teachings of the Roman Catholic Church while maintaining an identity as Catholics. These people are said to view the Church much like a "cafeteria", where one picks and chooses only those items that appeal to them. The term is typically applied to those who blatently dissent from selected Catholic moral teaching on issues such as abortion, contraception, premarital sex, and homosexuality. The term is less frequently applied to those who dissent from other Catholic moral teaching on issues such as social justice, capital punishment, or just war. Groups labeled as such include Call to Action, FutureChurch, DignityUSA, and Catholics for a Free Choice. Some of those who employ the term in their vocabulary accuse those who view the term pejoratively of believing dissent from the constant teaching of the Church to be a form of devoutness.

    It should be noted that the this epithet is not created, used, or endorsed by official church teaching. However, the practice of selective adherence to the magisterium of the church has been repeatedly condemned through the teaching of the Popes:

    * In a homily delivered on April 18, 2005, Pope Benedict XVI clarified the relation of dissent to faith:

    "Being an adult means having a faith which does not follow the waves of today's fashions or the

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  64. Re:The US is looking more and more like the taliba by dc29A · · Score: 2, Informative

    If so many US citizens are aware of this bullshit going on in their country, why is nothing done?

    Only 53% of them believe evolution, that's why.

    If that poll doesn't send shivers down your spine, I don't know what could. 53% don't care if their president doesn't believe in evolution. 53%. 53% are basically saying: scientific method = garbage. 53%.

    66% believe that God created humans in the last 10,000 years. 66%. Unreal.

    It's mind boggling.

  65. The Bible never claims to be written by God by WilliamSChips · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The writers of the bible claimed to be inspired by God, but no part of the Bible actually constitutes God's word, not even when Jesus speaks, as our minds rarely remember quotes exactly, and not a single book of the Bible was written by Jesus. I'm tired of the extremists from both sides telling me I can't accept the morality of Jesus without accepting every insane 4000-year-old metaphor given by people who had no word to literally explain what happened even if they knew.

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  66. The guy who plays Adam at the "museum" by alfredo · · Score: 2, Funny

    also has a porn website. You might be able to see Eve naked there.

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  67. Sheer ignorance. by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    5) Am I the only one that finds it odd that a bunch of nutballs who don't even bother to read their own holy book swear that the it is the literal word God even though it was originally written in Aramaic, translated in to Hebrew, then to Latin, then to Greek, and the back to Latin, and then to English? And that's a best case scenario for most of the books of the "Bible".

    Wow. I'm not sure I've ever seen a more fundamentally ignorant statement on Slashdot. This translational game of telephone that you're proposing is divorced from all history. Textual transmission is nothing like what you're suggesting. Our English translations are not obtained from Latin texts; they are obtained from the original languages (Greek, Hebrew, and Aramaic).

    The Old Testament:
    Originally written in Hebrew, except for three or four small sections written in Aramaic. The main Hebrew manuscripts we have now is called the Masoretic text, compiled by the Masoretes in the 9th & 10th centuries. It's a Hebrew manuscript, and does not come from any translational lineage. We also have the Septuagint, a Greek translation of the Old Testament written before the time of Jesus.

    The New Testament:
    Originally written in Greek. We have that Greek. (We have many manuscripts copied at different times, some dating back to the second century.) We also have the early Latin translation called the Vulgate, but the Greek manuscripts we have did not come from the Vulgate. We have both. We also have some other early translations (e.g. into coptic/Egyptian language).

    Now, there are some who think that the NT was originally in Aramaic. This is highly unlikely for much of the NT, written as letters to Greek Christians throughout the Roman empire. It may be more reasonable for the Gospels, and some of the letters written to primarily Jewish Christians. Hey, Luke's gospel account starts out with a statement that he'd sought out many witnesses as his research, and it's entirely likely that some of that was Aramaic.

    So even granting Aramaic primacy for all the NT, the chain for the NT is Aramaic-->Greek. We have that Greek. For the OT, it's just Hebrew (with a little bit written in Aramaic). We have that, too. For both, we also have various later translations, but those translations are not part of the lineage that we have now. For instance, there is no Latin in the lineage of our OT manuscripts at all--that was a ridiculous error. (I.e., our Greek manuscripts are copied from earlier Greek manuscripts, back to the originals.) The English translations are from the Greek, Hebrew, and Aramaic, with no lineage of translation except possibly Aramaic-->Greek.

    1. Re:Sheer ignorance. by Castar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Originally written in Hebrew, except for three or four small sections written in Aramaic. The main Hebrew manuscripts we have now is called the Masoretic text, compiled by the Masoretes in the 9th & 10th centuries.

      Wait, what? So it's the original text, no translations or transcriptions, but it was only compiled in the 9th and 10th centuries, depicting events that occur up to 6000 years prior?

      How can you make the assertion that such a lately-compiled work has not suffered any translational errors or transcription problems?

      Granted, the GP's post does seem to be over the top, but I don't think your argument counters claims of "telephone" being played with the texts.

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    2. Re:Sheer ignorance. by terjeber · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This translational game of telephone that you're proposing is divorced from all history.

      I never understood why people who want to talk about the bible are often so stuck on whether it is literally, word for word, true or not. The bible is a horrible book about an insane divine entity whether it is literally true or "young girl" was mistranslated into "virgin" when written in Greek.

      Take the story of Abraham. The dude's old. He has a kid. God wants to test him. So he tells him to kill his son. Burn him too. Dude doesn't like it, but eventually he agrees. Goes on to build the bonfire and all. Given his devotion, God eventually says: Dude, I was only joking, you don't have to kill him.

      In the Christian faith system this is a beautiful story about loyalty. In the real world it is the story about a psychopathic megalomaniac who finds joy in tormenting other people and a weak idiot of a moron who goes along with the torture.

      The correct response if God comes to you and asks you to kill your son is to spit God in the face and tell him to fuck off. If he insists, you get a gang of your best friends together and busts the knees of God. That is the correct response. God was a psychopath for demanding the sacrifice, Abraham was insane for accepting.

      Being part of an organization that thinks this is a beautiful story marks you as a nut-case in my book, but that is just me.

  68. Graffiti by LordMarbury · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want to go to the Creation Museum just to read the graffiti that will inevitably show up on the men's room walls.

    "Flush twice, it's a long way to the curator's office," etc.

  69. Re:Evidence of atheist's cultural successes, pleas by Arkan_Wolfshade · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You are confusing corralation for causation and making an argument from ignorance. That, for example, Chairman Mao was atheist has not been shown to be the cause of his actions as a dicatator. If such were true, then it could be said that all Seventh Day Adventists are cult leaders because David Koresh was one.

    Additionally, lack of precedent does not indicate impossibility. That you can not imagine how a society, that is not permeated by religion, can be peaceful, joyous, and enlightened does not preclude it from occurring, or having occurred.

    So, unless you are planning on proving that the failures in Hitler's Germany, USSR, and Communist China are a direct result of atheism your argument holds no water.

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  70. Re:Just to present more than one side by mfrank · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When you consider that all three of the men you listed lived and died well before Darwin published "On The Origin Of Species", yeah, it's pretty likely they didn't believe in evolution.

  71. Re:Narrow-minded? by cyborg_zx · · Score: 2

    One one side we have the "scientists" who claim all the trillions of happy circumstances just *happened* to organized into the perfectly-balanced biosphere complete with plants, animals, and energy sources.
    No, that's the lie the 'good' Christians like to spread about what science says. And of course it starts with the anthropocentric assumption that somehow all this 'perfectly-balanced biosphere' is put here for us - not that we are what we are in order to take advantage of the environment we happen to live in. We make ourselves fit the environment - the environment does not make itself fit us. How you can on the one hand accept an ancient Earth of changing circumstances and on the other hand argue it's all perfectly balanced for us - a creature that has been around for a tiny proportion of its existence - is a mangled conclusion for sure.

    Why is it so hard to believe that apes once played a part in the development of man?
    Because once you have come to the conclusion that knowledge can fall out of the sky fully formed anything goes.

    Why is it so hard for scientist to look at the "big bang" and reason that everything that _starts_ has a reason?
    Umm... it isn't? It's just not a reason you like - namely it does not necessarily include deities with omni-max properties.

    But while the Bible doesn't give a play-by-play on each of the 16+M animal's development, it *does* summarize the development of plants, and that matches the fossil record.
    Who gives a crap? When one is looking hard enough to find truth in one's given ancient text one can find it. The process of science is more important than the conclusions derived from it. Appealing to mysterious oracles with poor hit rates is something we really should think about abandoning being as unreliable as it is.

    When we act in ways that aren't part of the intended "scope" of this human animal, misery is the result. Cocaine, hurtful, betraying sex outide of marriage, ignoring the plight of widows, taking the virginity of young people.
    You really need to read your Bible more carefully - I would draw your attention perhaps to the number of - *ahem* - "incidents" where you chosen deity sanctioned the wholesale 'taking' of the virginity of conquered nations - and perhaps consider reading other books from time to time and actually observing human nature as it occurs rather than making it fit your prior assumptions that the Bible is correct because that is what you have been raised to believe. Or hell, just point me to the parts of the Bible that deal with not snorting white powder. Hey, it's a nice thing to believe that somehow there's a good reason why things happen and it's not just the result of a universe for which our existence is entirely irrelevant but since when did the truth owe us any favours? So why do people deny evolution you ask? Because it attacks the nice warm and fuzzy feelings people get from feeling the universe cares about them. It's why people denied heliocentric solar systems, the true scope of the size of the universe and origins of man that preclude us as an inevitable creation.
  72. Adam and Eve did not eat and apple from the tree by lowell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Adam and Eve were placed on earth by the Universal father to uplift the genetics of the inhabitants of earth. The offspring of Adam and Eve were to go out and then breed with the peoples of earth, giving them the opportunity to jump ahead in evolution. They got kicked out of the garden because Eve fell in love with a dirt person(regular earthling) and they had sex, this was forbidden by the Universal Father because for one reason or another.

    Lucifer is not evil, he was kicked out of the club because he wanted to give the true information about why and how earthlings came about and didnt agree with the Universal Father about keeping the truth from the earthlings, he felt that the mud people on earth had a right to know about there universal history. The great default was when Lucifer destroyed the wormwhole so that the Universal superbeings could no longer interfere with earth.

    LOL

  73. Re:Narrow-minded? by cyborg_zx · · Score: 2

    Yeah, see? There's that, too: if a person has decided as a core of their being *not* to believe, he can come up with millions of reasons not to.
    What are your millions of reasons for rejecting the insanely large body of superstitious beliefs?

    My guess is that there are no reasons - you only believe in your particular ancient set of stories because you have been told that they are really true and the others really aren't. I didn't need to make any hard decision not to believe; all I had to do is observe the rather obvious fact that humans are very good at making shit up that just isn't true. Not believing is very easy when the reasons people give you to believe are so very weak.

    You give me better reasons than the ones I've seen currently - and no, tacit threats about the fate of an eternal essence I have no reason to believe exists is not going to cut it.

    Yeah, the Earth was designed differently in previous incarnations- like the dinosaurs. And they were wiped out, multiple times. But for the last 100,000 years or so, our time, it's built for us. We have domain, sure- but it also means we need to take care of it, like the animals.
    Your choice of language shows you do not really comprehend the idea.

    The world was not built for us. We evolved to use the world as is - no warranties, no lifetime guarantees. Our existence on the Earth today is entirely irrelevant to the universe as a whole.

    The rain does not stop when we go outside - we use umbrellas. The hole was not designed for the puddle - the water fits the hole. And so on. You are all back-to-front here.

    I'm just not going to waste my time trying to give you the serenity I've found.
    Serenity is irrelevant to truth.

    You have serenity? Good for you. Doesn't mean your god exists. It's that simple really.

    You didn't visit the site before replying; that's a good sign you've already decided to be lost.
    More emotional blackmail. Comprehend this: I will not be joining your fold because you decide to try and manipulate my emotions into me reasoning that Bad Things Will Happen TM if I don't. Either you put up or shut up - and I'm afraid your site is about as deeply impressive as all the other one's I have seen that can make no more substantial argument for their deity being a real entity other than they would really rather like it if it was. But sure if you think there's a particular killer argument there I should see that may even be vaguely original point me to it.

    It is interesting to me that those who protest the loudest about their opponents being closed minded seem to be the most closed minded themselves. After all, you have serenity - pretty powerful emotion. Now what's a little truth compared to feeling good eh? Better close that mind off to ideas that might interfere with that.
  74. Ecumenical Councils by spun · · Score: 2, Informative

    I thought what it means to be a Christian was settled by the various Ecumenical Councils. Specifically Councils one through seven. If you just follow the teachings of Christ but do not subscribe to the beliefs expressed in the first seven councils, the rest of Christianity considers you to be a heretic.

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    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  75. Re:Narrow-minded? by cyborg_zx · · Score: 2

    Because I've "met" the man-

    Please - history is replete with people 'meeting' deities of all various kinds. It is not unique to Christianity and all you can say is that they are wrong and you are right... because you're are sure that you have really met your deity and they are just delusional. Hmm...

    As to the millions specifically, if you take a scientific eye to the staggeringly impossible longshot this planet is, you'll see for yourself. Something like 80-90%% of the stars out there have no planets, gas giants only, or other "other life out there" denying conclusion.

    Again, this is all rather based on the presumption that the universe desires our existence rather than our existence being tangential to reality. The implication does not work - if we are the only life in the universe and our existence seems to be statistically unlikely it does not mean that we have in fact been purposely placed here. It is a very weak argument based on an abuse of probability theory.

    Well, that's best, isn't it? God doesn't want you to be forced to him, devoid of free will- or love wouldn't mean anything at all.

    Again this is a weak argument. You claim your god doesn't want me to believe in him whilst at the same time telling me that if I don't then Bad Things Will Happen TM. It also seems rather amusing to me since the specific deity you said doesn't want to show us proof of his existence did it all the bloody time in your book! He sent his son to die as proof of his love! Even Thomas got his doubt rescinded by proof. And yet modern Christians tell me that somehow that if I come to believe in god without similar proof then this is good because I got to exercise my free-will... er, so free-will wasn't so important to your god in the past?

    But in your lifetime...a lifetime where all your knowledge starts with a blank slate...you have a good chance to actually make contact. If you do, you can stay with him in a new reality. If you never do, He's not going to force you to be with Him.

    *Sigh* - all the same old, same old.

    I, too, was a skeptical scientific kinda guy. I worked for years trying to understand how "ghosts" could scientifically exsit: everyone dies. Everyone. So why, when a good _story_ is associated, do ghosts happen?

    Um, because it's a good story and people like stories? You are making this all too easy...

    I now know this to my satisfaction, but I'm not sharing it with you because it'd rip your sensabilities off.

    What satisfies you is irrelevant to me. I see no reason to believe in ghosts either.

    (Really, you're just not open enough.)

    But you are - right? I bet you're not open to the possibility for one second that your belief that you have been in direct contact with your deity may be a cognitive failure on your part of which you have no control over? Didn't think so. You must be right - you're sure about it. That's always been reliable in the past right? Nobody in the history of mankind has ever been sure about wrong things have they? No, I guess not. As long as you're sure I guess you must be right then... screw anyone else who says they're sure you're wrong!

    Ah, yes. And relying (on faith, by the way) that the scientist that deny God are right.

    It's got nothing to do with your chosen deity. This is where the facts you say you accept lead us - there is no sense in which it can be said that this planet was specifically constructed for our use when our use of it has been for an absolutely minuscule period of time. And faith is belief for no particular reason - I don't need to rely on faith what can be demonstrated - you don't. As far as you're concerned your god has demonstrated itself to you. Screw free-will! Screw faith! You have been given confirmation!

    You're actually more religious

  76. Re:fucking revisionists by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I read one more "no christian ever persucuted anyone evar" post, it'll be the millionth too many.

    I imagine the quality of your discussions with Christians would improve if you didn't engage in this sort of flaming mischaracterization. The GP did not say that no Christian ever persecuted anyone. He didn't even say that Copernicus was never objected to on religious grounds; he said that Copernicus' bishop encouraged him to spread his research. In other words, the GP provided a bit of balance to the discussion, providing a more complete view--something you seem determined to prevent.

    Science has been both opposed and promoted by religious people, on religious grounds.

  77. Why is it always one or the other? by d0rp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why can't it be both? I've never understood that. It's only really naive people who take the biblical creation story completely literally, especially when it's been translated so many times from the original. For example, when it says that the earth was created in six days that doesn't mean six twenty-four-hour periods. God could have just as easily taken his sweet time and created the world over millions of years (after all he invented everything that we use science to try and figure out), but try explaining that to people 2000 years ago...

  78. Beautiful post by theolein · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Having only read a tiny amount on the origions of modern monotheism in Sumerian, Assyrian and Babylonian myth, it still becomes pretty obvious that most of what many millions of people have foughten and died for was another man's entertainment.

  79. Re:Narrow-minded? by cyborg_zx · · Score: 2

    Sure; delusional. Why, again? Just because it's not unique? Is it unique to visit Rally's for a burger, while McDonalds is in existance. Sorry- just too easy to pass.

    Eh? Are you comparing different deities to having different burger choices? So you've decided everyone is seeing YOUR god if they claim to be divinely touched? How arrogant.

    This that I have found is larger than all the musings of your pseudo-scientific friends.

    What the hell are you talking about?

    I get revelations...an idea that pops into my head that is *waay* too complete and correct to be my own.

    Yep - must be a god. That's sealed it.

    But there are millions of people (thousands that actually MET Jesus Christ in the flesh and died rather than deny his existance).

    Next fallacy on the list: martyr fallacy. Because obviously no-one has ever died for a false belief - nope, never happened ever. Never mind the facts! People died! That makes it true!

    Is it so hard for you to believe that a book, found in so many continents, with an error-rate of "an occasional typo", with internal consistancy, with another copy coming from 1,000 years before could actually BE RIGHT?

    Found in so many continents? What, so the invention of the printing press and global distribution of Bibles by people who believe they have to get the Bible out to everyone so they can 'save' them is proof of the truth of the Bible? You've got to be shitting me! Not to mention this internal consistency everyone says the Bible has is mightily lacking in my analysis.

    Is that possible?

    Is it possible that you are being jerked around by the Olympian gods for their own sick games?

    A long time ago a scientist tied a string onto a junebug, calculated the speed of his flight, and declared the "speed of light" to be about 30 miles an hour. And the standard stuck.

    I cannot find any references to this charming story so assuming it's not bullshit: please tell me - did the Christians tell these scientists they were stupid because the Bible tells us the speed of light is 3x10^8 m/s? What's that? They didn't? So your point would be then that the religious did nothing to advance scientific knowledge and when someone came along and demonstrated the junebug man was full of shit using science actually your god had something to do with it? What's your point? Science gets the chance to correct itself whilst the Bible will be as wrong today as it was when it was first written down?

    Not long ago a great deal of scientist believed that the Ozone Hole (a hole in an invisible thing in the sky, to be healed by money) would kill us all if we didn't change freon. Before the litigation had settled, the hole was healing- turns out it rebuilds from lighting. Now, we pay more money for replaing freon for no good reason.

    So again was it a bunch of Christians thumping the Bible who discovered the lightning creates Ozone? No? It wasn't? You mean the Bible says nothing about Ozone whatsoever? What is your point exactly?

    Oh and it should be noted that CFCs still cause ozone depletion - that fact has never changed. Pumping enough CFCs into the atmosphere and the rate of destruction will be greater than the rate of replenishment.

    Your "religion" has been wrong a great many more times than my "religion".

    That's really easy when your religion hasn't made any new predictions in the last 2000 years.

    Of course what you don't get is that science thrives on being wrong because that's how it grows. Your religion doesn't thrive on being wrong because it is static - if it's wrong yesterday it'll be wrong tomorrow.

    Any mine has had millions of people trying to throw rocks at it for centuries, many skeptics dedicating their lives and learning multiple languages. But