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WB Took Pains To "Delay" Pirating of Dark Knight

Jay writes "The L.A. Times is reporting on a new studio tactic — not to prevent piracy, but to delay it, as was the case with special tactics used with Dark Knight. 'Warner Bros. executives said the extra vigilance paid off, helping to prevent camcorded copies of the reported $180-million film from reaching Internet file-sharing sites for about 38 hours. Although that doesn't sound like much progress, it was enough time to keep bootleg DVDs off the streets as the film racked up a record-breaking $158.4 million on opening weekend. The movie has now taken in more than $300 million. The success of an anti-piracy campaign is measured in the number of hours it buys before the digital dam breaks.'" You know what else helps to have a big opening weekend? Making a good movie.

642 comments

  1. well... by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "If the movie's a stinker, the word will travel at the speed of a mouse click, ruining chances of making back money." So you can't get money for a shoddy product? Cry me a river.

    1. Re:well... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What's amazing is that these studios seem to be focused on the losses they incur from a bad movie. That's unreal: the metric is not how good a movie is, but rather, how effectively they can trick people into seeing a really bad movie. One doesn't need special effects to make a great film, just talented and creative directors, writers, and actors. It would be one thing if they only mentioned it causally, but they mention it over and over again, as if their biggest fear is that piracy will expose them as shitty film makers.

      I still remember the time when people would wait for movie critics to give their opinion on a movie before they went to see it. I also remember not wasting money on movies that received bad reviews.

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    2. Re:well... by ethanms · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "If the movie's a stiff, and word gets out too early that it's a stiff, it's devastating to the business model," Garland said."

      Let's be fair... those words did not come from the studio, they came from the CEO of a biz that "monitors" file sharing networks--my guess is that no studio would publicly agree with that particular sentiment.

      As Morty Seinfeld once said, "You know what sells clothes? Cheap fabric and dark lighting."

      You know that sell movies? Dead leading actors and professional film critics on your pay roll.

    3. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is the studios are often not getting money they should irrespective of if its shoddy or not.

    4. Re:well... by tzhuge · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "They" are business people, and probably negligent in their jobs if they didn't focus on box-office sales as a metric. Like it or not, the movie going public likes CG-fest blockbusters, and, as long as that's the case, the studios are going to focus on those.

    5. Re:well... by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I still remember the time when people would wait for movie critics to give their opinion on a movie before they went to see it.

      Which is why movie critics get advance screenings and then their (favourable) opinion gets blasted all over the mediasphere as part of the advertising campaign.

      I also remember not wasting money on movies that received bad reviews.

      Nowadays people won't even waste bandwidth on movies that receive bad reviews and this trend disturbs the studios greatly, since it shows that nobody wants to watch some of their crap, even when it is free.

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    6. Re:well... by sm62704 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "They" are business people, and probably negligent in their jobs if they didn't focus on box-office sales as a metric

      No, "they" are thieves who are out to con you out of your hard earned money, no better than someone who "seals" your driveway with black paint, or a "drug dealer" who sells oregano.

      If they were truly buisinesspeople they would make the best product possible and sell it on their merits, like businesspeople used to do. There have always been thieves in the business world, but it seems that these days thieves vastly outnumber the honest businesspeople.

      Dislcaimer - I haven't seen the movie. Maybe it is a good movie, but if these people are worried that it sucks and want to keep its percieved suckage out of your mind, the people who are selling it (not necessarily the people who made it) are thieves, not honest businessmen.

      When did stealing from your customers become ethical and normal, anyway?

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    7. Re:well... by iocat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh my... my Mac, with all smoothing turned off, rendered that "cl" in "click" exactly like a "d." At first I thought there was some awesome new simile I was learning...

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      Dude, I think I can see my house from here.

    8. Re:well... by rugatero · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I still remember the time when people would wait for movie critics to give their opinion on a movie before they went to see it.

      Which is why movie critics get advance screenings and then their (favourable) opinion gets blasted all over the mediasphere as part of the advertising campaign.

      Which is utterly worthless. It is not beyond the promoters to take the line "Whatever you do, do not go and see this film!" from a review and use the last five words in the promo material.

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    9. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I may or may not get alot off USENET. I may or may not have an unlimited account because the 50 gig a month account just wasn't cutting it. I may or may not have gotten "The Love Guru" because I may or may not actually "try" and watch anything. So a few weeks ago, I may or may not have been in my living room, folding/sorting socks with the Love Guru on in the background. It may or may not have been so bad that I actually stopped it so I could concentrate on folding my socks.

      A hypothetically free DVD quality version of a new supposed Hollywood movie, in the air conditioned comfort of my alleged home was theortically so bad that I may or may not have turned it off so I could focus on sorting socks.

      Oh, and Sock monster 5, Me 0.

    10. Re:well... by Nar+Matteru · · Score: 1

      What's amazing is that these studios seem to be focused on the losses they incur from a bad movie. That's unreal: the metric is not how good a movie is, but rather, how effectively they can trick people into seeing a really bad movie. One doesn't need special effects to make a great film, just talented and creative directors, writers, and actors. It would be one thing if they only mentioned it causally, but they mention it over and over again, as if their biggest fear is that piracy will expose them as shitty film makers. I still remember the time when people would wait for movie critics to give their opinion on a movie before they went to see it. I also remember not wasting money on movies that received bad reviews.

    11. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the big problem is this bad movie thing you are honing in on. Fact is, the movie-going public is awash (maybe not majority, but certainly significant) with Mooks and low-brows who will likely consider your view of a "bad movie" something worth seeing.
       
      Snakes on a Plane comes to mind.
       
      From the business-side of things, when producers see something like that movie happen, it certainly adds a huge uncertainty to the viability of many movies. Whats the real difference between Batman and the Hulk? They are both fantasies filled with violence and vengeance. Really these movies should have done the same amount of business. Instead, group think came about and pushes the mindset of the public.
       
      Frankly, I think both these movies are pointless. I want a film to challenge me, not entertain me. This is why the whole Industry can go fuck itself. All it cares about is entertaining (i.e., distracting) the masses. Who gives a shit if the group-think says its good or bad, blow your money and dont complain when you don't like how your subjective entertainment dollar was spent.

    12. Re:well... by mi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If they were truly buisinesspeople they would make the best product possible

      As determined by who? The criteria: "how many people have gone to see it," — is not at all a bad one... Heck, I think, it is the best one.

      [...] like businesspeople used to do.

      Market success is what has always driven business people. There is simply no better criteria known today — the only alternative is having some sort of committee, that would review products (from toothpicks to movies) and decide, whether or not to let them be sold. I assure you, that system would suck much more...

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    13. Re:well... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Wait! You mean no one wants to see a bad movie, no matter how little it costs? (Except, perhaps, on MST3K) Shocking! The implication seems to be that they think that they should make money even if they produce schlock. I'm wondering if perhaps the movie industry has begun hiring former Microsoft executives...

    14. Re:well... by L+Boom · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yep. By those standards, the new Mike Myers film was phenomenally successful: Love Guru comes out as the least pirated major studio release in a decade.

    15. Re:well... by Nar+Matteru · · Score: 1
      Woops borked my post the first time. What I meant to say was...

      I still remember the time when people would wait for movie critics to give their opinion on a movie before they went to see it. I also remember not wasting money on movies that received bad reviews.

      Nice way to let someone else make your opinion for you. Especially people whose opinions have a habit of sucking. Have fun seeing the next overhyped action sequel or Ben Stiller movie

    16. Re:well... by MadKeithV · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Having just seen the movie in question, I have no doubt that the death of Heath Ledger has really fired up the media buzz around the movie, but it also happens to be one of the best movies I've seen for a while.
      In the end it's going to be an enormous success because past all the buzz the movie didn't suck either so people will keep coming to see it past the opening week.

    17. Re:well... by amabbi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why so serious? I don't buy the logic that the tragic death of one of the actors led to the current box office success of The Dark Knight. By that logic, The Twilight Zone movie, in which one of the lead actors was killed on-screen, would have been a box office monster... which it was not.

    18. Re:well... by Cormacus · · Score: 1

      Tell me, during the time you remember (when people would wait for movie critics to give their opinion on a movie before they went to see it) were those movie reviews worth anything at all? My experience is that your average movie review is a pretty poor metric for how much I personally will enjoy the film.

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    19. Re:well... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Which industry....the ENTERTAINMENT industry?

    20. Re:well... by morari · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, The Dark Knight was actually pretty darn good. I know because they failed to "delay" piracy. ;)

      I was actually quite surprised, given how lame Batman Begins was. I mean really, a secret society of ninja trying to take over the world? Riiight. They should have focused on the psychological horror of the Scarecrow instead.

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    21. Re:well... by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What's the difference between Batman and the Hulk?

      In there original forms, perhaps not so much.

      However, their onscreen versions have been different as night and
      day. Even within the same franchise you see stark differences. It's
      not the source material but how it's treated.

      This is what leads to all the variation in the Batman material AND
      the variation in the Hulk material.

      The Hulk managed to survive on TV for years. That version wasn't
      nearly as bad as the recent cinematic version.

      If that last Hulk would have just stuck to the canon of the well
      established and successful comic book, it might not have been so
      bad. You can't dis the source when it's obviously successful and
      has stood the test of time in it's own way.

      It also helps to pick the more successful works.

      You can do this with "literature" just like you can with comics.

      Pick a poor book and you will probably end up with a poor movie.

      There are reasons that Superman, Spiderman and Batmans are icons
      of their own without film and TV and Daredevil and Ghost Rider
      aren't. Use the novel equivalent of Daredevil and you'd probably
      end up with the same cinematic result.

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    22. Re:well... by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      If the critics are on the payroll it's one more reason i have no use for them.

      They have a win/win position.

      Critic pans movie, movie is a hit - "Just goes to show how ignorant the average popcorn gobbling movie goer is"
      Critic pans movie, movie bombs - "See, I told you it sucked"
      Critic praises movie, movie is a hit - "I told you it was awesome"
      Critic praises movie, movie bombs - "Philistines wouldn't know art if it ran them over!"

      i trust my own judgment, and it works 99% of the time. Recommendations are only somewhat useful to me if i think that person and i have similar tastes.

      What i find perplexing is how many people don't know the difference between opinions and facts. Or that other people might have a different experience to the same thing.

      Another thing that vexes is me is why anyone would want to not enjoy a movie. What do people gain from that? Apart from some twisted pleasure from hurting someone else's feelings or feeling superior (which is not a virtue). It's a movie, sip your soda, gnosh on some popcorn and have a good time. Why pain money to sit and bitch?

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    23. Re:well... by robably · · Score: 2, Funny

      It is not beyond the promoters to take the line "Whatever you do, do not go and see this film!" from a review and use the last five words in the promo material.

      That's appalling. It should of course be "Go to see this film".

    24. Re:well... by morari · · Score: 1

      I don't believe that the public necessarily likes those kinds of films. I think the general public just goes down to the theater ever Friday night and picks something due to vague word of mouth or cool artwork on the poster outside. Most people don't even know what they're paying to go watch is really about. Thus bad movies continue to earn plenty of money on the basic principal of people not having anything better to do.

      Sad, really. I'm lucky if I go see a film at the theater once a year. There just aren't enough movies that deserve my money in that regard.

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      "He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." --Paul Atreides, Dune
    25. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to your definitions, there have been thieves as long as there has been anything you could call business.

      A simpler answer might be: "For as long as there has been money."

    26. Re:well... by Stook · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "they" are thieves who are out to con you out of your hard earned money, no better than someone who "seals" your driveway with black paint, or a "drug dealer" who sells oregano....

      If they were truly buisinesspeople they would make the best product possible and sell it on their merits, like businesspeople used to do.

      And what merits would these be? The cast? The producer? Critic reviews? Name me 5 critics whose opinion you trust.

      I can remember a revolutionary movie a few years back that I would have laughed at and never seen... "Starring Lawrence Fishburn, Keanu Reeves and one of the old Power Rangers..." That movie turned out to be the Matrix, and it's because of the advertising that I saw it.

      Bottom line, as a consumer, it's your job to research the product you want to purchase. If your research is their advertising, then suck it up and deal with the crappy movie. You've just behaved exactly how they wanted you too. There are more than enough places around to get a good idea of what the movie will be like before going to see it.

      If you don't ask/look at what they're putting on your driveway or can't tell the difference between a bag of KB and oregano... I've got some great swampland in Florida you've got to see...

    27. Re:well... by ThomsonsPier · · Score: 1

      That's been stopped here in the UK; it's now forbidden to use review quotations out of context in advertising.

    28. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As determined by who? The criteria: "how many people have gone to see it," — is not at all a bad one... Heck, I think, it is the best one.

      That depends on the time scope. If you want to measure the full attendance it takes years. You don't have years if your main concern is you yield.

      [...] like businesspeople used to do.

      Market success is what has always driven business people. There is simply no better criteria known today

      The problem is that if it's the only criteria, the business may miss out on the true masterpieces, simply because nobody wants to run the risk of striding off the beaten path.

      There are plenty of examples of movies that took years just to break even but are called classics nevertheless.

    29. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, yes... if a movie did cost 100-200 million $ to produce I don't need to read critics or watch a trailer or even know the plot - I will see it in cinema regardless because it will usually be at least a great visual experience. I won't buy the DVD if it sucks though.

    30. Re:well... by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On the other hand, The Crow certainly didn't suffer from the publicity surrounding Brandon Lee's on-set death.

    31. Re:well... by fprintf · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The original Star Wars was universally panned by the critics.

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    32. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... how many movies do you download and watch? If you download and watch movies, then you're saying your money is far more valuable than your time.

      Personally, I watch plenty of movies at the theater, I just watch them during matinee hours and prices on the weekends ($7/ticket here), mostly to avoid the crowds, though. It seems that few people watch movies in the theaters at 10am/11am/noon showings.

    33. Re:well... by Cormacus · · Score: 1

      Why so serious?

      Why So Serious?!?!

      *shudder*

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    34. Re:well... by kaizendojo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They are thieves for doing the job they were hired for?!? Gee let's pillory the number of /.'ers here who put a catchy subject line in for a borign thread! Get real; no one is dragging you into a the movie house. If you decided to go see a movie and then made a judgement that YOU weren't entertained, then tough. There are no gaurantees in entertainment, like MOST of life. If you hire someone to seal your driveway with no credentials and no license, then it's YOUR frigging fault for being an idiot. If you buy drugs from someone you can't trust (and who you don't smoke it with FIRST ) then it's YOUR fault. I am so freaking sick and tired of people bitching about the world owing them a living. TAKE SOME DAMN RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF!!

    35. Re:well... by cowscows · · Score: 1

      One of the coolest things about the internet makes it really easy for anyone to be a critic, so there's lots of sources out there for information. I don't need to go to a website about movies and hope that the critic who wrote their review isn't a jackass. Instead I just read the nerdy blogs of nerdy people that write about random nerdy things that amuse me. Having read many of those blogs for months or years, I have a pretty good idea how the author's tastes parallel mine, and which of their opinions I should consider useful. So if one of them happens to have seen a movie that was either good or bad enough that it's worth mentioning, I'll read about it.

      I don't endlessly read blogs all day, but over the course of a week or so I hit enough different ones that I'll see at least a post or two about any most movies that I've got any interest in.

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    36. Re:well... by Thought1 · · Score: 1

      I think the problem that occurred in that case is that everyone started popping up as a critic, and the critics all started focusing on technical and artistic value, rather than on entertainment value. So, often as not, I disagree 100% with most critics on how "good" a movie is, because we're judging it by two completely different standards.

    37. Re:well... by mi · · Score: 1

      If the movie's a stinker, the word will travel at the speed of a mouse click, ruining chances of making back money.

      Are implying, that the makers of a good movie should be inviting pirates with video-cameras as means of promotion? Heck, they should give-out the ready-made DVDs themselves (or sell them at the pirate's prices).

      Right? That will drive soo many people away from their TVs into movie-theaters, that the movie-makers will make more money, than ever before!

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    38. Re:well... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Market success is what has always driven business people.

      Yes, but business people don't fool themselves into thinking market success == good product. No, they are quite well aware that they are often trying to achieve market success with an inferior product. They are well aware that they are essentially tricking people into buying it. If they weren't aware, they wouldn't be able to work around the product's flaws with marketing.

      The point is that the business people are driven by money, and they are well aware of the obvious fact that making money doesn't necessarily mean making the best product by any metric. It means making money. That's all.

      Only completely credulous consumers, the kind that thinks the quality of an OS is proven by number of installations, actually believe this is a good metric of quality. The business men selling it know that it isn't, but "quality" isn't something they care about other than the extent to which it affects sales. And hey if advertising can increase the apparent quality of the item to cover the gap, then that's just fine.

      Would you suggest that a product which is garbage but has a good advertising campaign is actually a better product? Because the advertising drove the sales, and you're saying market success == best product, so this is a natural consequence of that line of thinking.

      There is simply no better criteria known today -- the only alternative is having some sort of committee, that would review products (from toothpicks to movies) and decide, whether or not to let them be sold. I assure you, that system would suck much more...

      Only because of that "decide whether or not to let them be sold" nonsense.

      If more people actually read independent reviews of products, and used that to decide whether or not to buy a product, then yes this system would be much better. Because schlock that only gets sold because some marketing department came up with a clever way of making the product not look like crap would be less successful.

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    39. Re:well... by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      That's funny, I would usually pick the movies that the critics scoffed at. They and I have most generally been at odds as to what a good movie is supposed to be. (That and I don't watch R-Rated movies, not many PG-13 anymore these days.)

    40. Re:well... by ethanms · · Score: 1

      The death of the lead actor has lead to massive amounts of free publicity, even beyond the disgusting amounts already being pushed down our throats by Verizon, Comcast, Dominos, etc...

      However, I will say that in SOME ways the free PR from the dead actor may actually end up being LESS PR then they might have had from him making the talk show rounds... they also lose out on future revenue from signing him to other movies...

      So when the studio's say that they mourn his death, they are being serious, because he was serious revenue and that is over now.

    41. Re:well... by Thought1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, anyone can get in on an advanced screening. Many movies have unadvertised advanced screenings the Friday or Saturday prior to their opening; you sometimes have to hunt around for them, but they're often listed online or over the phone. You can buy tickets to them just like any other movie.

    42. Re:well... by Atheose · · Score: 1

      This story is full of BS: I saw the movie at midnight Thursday night, then downloaded a pirated screener copy Friday afternoon so I could rewatch all the awesome Joker scenes. But they're saying they delayed it by 38 hours? Please. And yeah, make a good product and people will go see it regardless.

    43. Re:well... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Nice way to let someone else make your opinion for you. Especially people whose opinions have a habit of sucking. Have fun seeing the next overhyped action sequel or Ben Stiller movie

      If you're going to read movie reviews at all, you will soon find how to translate between what a particular reviewer thinks and what you will make of it. With one local newspaper reviewer I could be sure I would hate everything he praised and vice versa. Others I could be more in tune with. With online reviews you can just bookmark the reviewers you trust.

    44. Re:well... by Frosty-B-Bad · · Score: 2

      right about when they had to make a college class called Business Ethics, because if you have to teach ethics it pretty much points out where we have come to as a society.

    45. Re:well... by rugatero · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're quite right, this story had passed me by. Although it is Europe-wide, not just UK.

      I saw some coverage on the BBC some months back when a group of bloggers were making a point of exposing misleading promos, but at the time there were only faint rumblings of a possible law being introduced.

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    46. Re:well... by mi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The point is that the business people are driven by money, and they are well aware of the obvious fact that making money doesn't necessarily mean making the best product by any metric. It means making money. That's all.

      Do you want a cookie for this? Marx (you read him, have not you?) has "condemned" businessmen long ago by exposing the simple fact (quoting by memory): they make nice things not out of benevolence, but out of the desire for profit. If it were profitable for them to make shredded glass, they would've been making shredded glass.

      What he — and you — didn't realize (or choose not to say), is that this system works far better on balance, than anything else. Especially the alternative forced forward by Marx' followers.

      Only because of that "decide whether or not to let them be sold" nonsense.

      "Nonsense"? Very well, then — we already have the system, you want: various organizations try to test/evaluate new products and issue their opinions. The "enforcement arm", banning "schlock" from the market, is the only "missing part".

      If more people actually read independent reviews of products, and used that to decide whether or not to buy a product, then yes this system would be much better.

      Yes, of course. But, at the end, a product's success will still be measured by its market success — among "the masses".

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    47. Re:well... by AioKits · · Score: 1, Funny

      or a "drug dealer" who sells oregano.

      This explains the sudden Italian accent I developed after the last bowl...

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    48. Re:well... by gaspyy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not fair.

      I'd venture to say that you haven't seen The Dark Knight. Judging from the media hype, I thought that it's all because Ledger's help too.

      However, having seen the movie, I can safely say that Heath Ledger outshines everyone else in the movie. Maybe they (the producers) have altered the music or the editing or whatever, but the movie seems to be about the Joker rather than about Batman.

      Health's Joker puts Nicholson's (and Burton's) version to shame and it deserves all the accolade. It's an intense, scary character.

    49. Re:well... by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      Ugh, that just reminds me of Verizon's in-movie 'advertising' during Ironman. Tony uses a current model VZW phone to as a video phone, blatantly showing the Verizon logo, despite A. the camera on that model being on the back and B. Verizon doesn't have video conferencing. Best of all, I don't believe there's any CDMA coverage in that part of the world.

    50. Re:well... by Stormwatch · · Score: 4, Informative

      A quote that always comes to mind when I see a super-expensive turkey...

      "If Coca-Cola accidentally created 100 million cans of faulty Coke, you know for sure the entire 100 million cans would be dropped in the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean, without a second thought and irrespective of what that did to the year's profits. What do we do with a crappy movie? We double its advertising budget and hope for a big opening weekend. What have we done for the audience as they walk out of the cinema? We've alienated them. We've sold audiences a piece of junk; we just took twelve dollars away from a couple and we think we've done ourselves no long-term damage." -- David Puttnam, GQ magazine, April 1987

      Good thing Dark Knight was worth the money. Best movie I've seen in quite a while!

    51. Re:well... by WhiplashII · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Would you suggest that a product which is garbage but has a good advertising campaign is actually a better product?

      While on it's face this seems to beg the answer no, there are times when the correct answer is yes. For example:

      If I make a drug that saves the lives of all cancer patients, 100% success rate, but can't market my way out of a box, I save no one.

      If Joe makes a drug that only saves half the people, but he can market like no one else, he saves millions of lives - and makes enough money to buy my product, and market it as well.

      Creating the great product is only half the work - matching up products with customers is a lot harder than people think. When I am evaluating a new business venture, the first question I ask is "how will you get customers?"

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    52. Re:well... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you want a cookie for this? Marx (you read him, have not you?) has "condemned" businessmen long ago by exposing the simple fact (quoting by memory): they make nice things not out of benevolence, but out of the desire for profit. If it were profitable for them to make shredded glass, they would've been making shredded glass.

      Well gee, if I had known that you were already aware that your stated belief that market success was a good metric for saying what the best product was was flagrant non-factual bullshit, I never would have bothered saying something so obvious. So no, I don't want a cookie, I want you to stop saying BS you know isn't true. Market success != good product. It's not even the 'best' available metric. You know it, I know it, Marx knew it, the business person pushing the product knows it.

      "Nonsense"? Very well, then -- we already have the system, you want: various organizations try to test/evaluate new products and issue their opinions. The "enforcement arm", banning "schlock" from the market, is the only "missing part".

      It's nonsense because nobody was asking for an enforcement arm to prevent a bad product from being sold in the first place.

      And yes, we do have the system of reviewers. And I say THAT, despite its many faults (mostly concerning bias which the businessman putting forward the product is never free from), is the best available metric for what is the best product. At the end of the day, which do you think is the better judge of, say, the quality of a car: The sales totals for that car, or the Consumer Reports review of that car? I say the latter, without hesitation.

      Yes, of course. But, at the end, a product's success will still be measured by its market success -- among "the masses".

      And therefore that's the best metric? No. Not at all. It's a stand-in for a good metric used by the apathetic. And you're apparently aware of this. So why you said otherwise, I'll never know or care. But at least we both agree it was wrong.

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    53. Re:well... by imnotbutyouare · · Score: 1

      Which is why movie critics get advance screenings and then their (favourable) opinion gets blasted all over the mediasphere as part of the advertising campaign. And also why a lot of the pirated films I've seen have 'the preview credits' at the bottom of the picture. becuase they release the film to some critic in alaska and it ended up on pirate DVD. How do you check some backwoods cinema isn't copying the reels as soon as they get them. They shouldn't even have a master copy of the film until its on general release. I think the only way to 'stop' piracy is to stop producing films altogether. Lets all go to the theatre instead!!

    54. Re:well... by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They are thieves for doing the job they were hired for?!?

      If they were hired to deceive, then yes. If they believe in their product, they're not thieves. If they don't but sell it anyway, they are. If I hire you to shoplift does doing your job make you a thief?

      Like I said, I haven't yet seen it, but Linda said it was a good movie. But even if it is a good movie, if the people selling it think it sucks, they're thieves.

      If you hire someone to seal your driveway with no credentials and no license, then it's YOUR frigging fault for being an idiot.

      If I break into your house it's "YOUR frigging fault for being an idiot" and not having better security? You make my point for me - honesty seems to be out of style these days. You seem to not care about dishonesty. I bet you cheated your way through college; after all, it was the professor's fault for being too stupid to catch you.

      I am so freaking sick and tired of people bitching about the world owing them a living

      Your attitude sickens me. My employer owes me a living, and I owe him my time. That's the contract. If I pay you for X and you deliver Y, you have stolen from me, plain and simple. If I pay you for a thing, you OWE me the thing I paid for.

      If you rip me off I will take the responsibility of calling the police and having your theiving ass put in the jail it belongs in.

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    55. Re:well... by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      Id they are real business people, they sell theirs mothers, do not send to buyer, resell mothers again with 10% off and go to Caymans profit! :)

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    56. Re:well... by AioKits · · Score: 1

      Okay, now I must ask. How is the previous comment by me redundant? Just tell me so I stop doing it. It is like someone has an axe to grind with me or something. Sheesh. Granted the previous comment was a lil immature, but I've seen worse get modded +5 informative.

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    57. Re:well... by kumanopuusan · · Score: 1

      Sad, really. I'm lucky if I go see a film at the theater once a year. There just aren't enough movies that deserve my money in that regard.

      I don't think I've seen a film I really liked at the theater in 5 years, and I go to the theater at least twice a month. However, the kind of people whose company I prefer (read: chicks) seem to enjoy mainstream movies. Two hours isn't that long, and if it gets too boring you can always just close your eyes and think about something interesting, like combinatorics or complex analysis ;-)

      It's pretty shabby to reward Hollywood with cash for wooden acting on top of brain dead scripts, but just try to get through a month without directly or indirectly paying money to any parasites or thieves.

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      Use of the words "good", "bad" or "evil" is almost invariably the result of oversimplification.
    58. Re:well... by TheNucleon · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between legal and ethical concerns.

      If I have a great marketing department and I can sell the mud in front of my home for $150/ounce, just by creatively claiming that "you'll really like this mud", then of course that should be legal (as long as all other applicable laws are followed). Look at pet rocks as an example.

      However, it may not be ethical for me to use the muscle of marketing to convince potential customers that my crappy product is really golden. In fact, it's usually not ethical. And, as one poster points out, it's happening more often than not these days. I don't fall for it - their Jedi mind tricks don't work on me. But still, they are trying to lie to me. It bugs me. I wish dishonesty in the name of "marketing" hadn't become such an accepted element in our society - it's shameful.

      By the way, there should be a couple of extensions to Godwin's Law, perhaps adding mentioning "Marx" as a corollary.

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    59. Re:well... by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      Ugh, that just reminds me of Verizon's in-movie 'advertising' during Ironman.
      You mean there was a Verizon phone in that Audi commercial? All kidding aside, I enjoyed that film.

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      I laughed at the weak who considered themselves good because they lacked claws.
    60. Re:well... by doc_doofus · · Score: 1

      ...just try to get through a month without directly or indirectly paying money to any parasites or thieves.

      Not possible if you get a regular paycheck, as the thieving parasites take "theirs" off the top.

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    61. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, every person I know who's seen it (and some of them I'd written off as automatically disliking it due to their picky nature), and every critic on almost every fucking blog, including myself, is on the payroll, eh?

      And if you think Ledger having died has any bearing on the praise for his performance, then it's instantly obvious you haven't actually SEEN the movie.

      I knew immediately after seeing it that douchebags like yourself would blow off nearly universal praise for his work here as some inflated sympathy vote.

      Eat shit.

    62. Re:well... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      As determined by who? The criteria: "how many people have gone to see it," - is not at all a bad one... Heck, I think, it is the best one.

      Perhaps. However, I'd suggest that "how many people that have seen it would recommend it" would be far better. There's financial success and making a good product, and these two metrics address the two types of success respectively.

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    63. Re:well... by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      As Morty Seinfeld once said, "You know what sells clothes? Cheap fabric and dark lighting."

      You know that sell movies? Dead leading actors and professional film critics on your pay roll.

      Cheap plot and dim critics?

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      Fnord.
    64. Re:well... by bravo369 · · Score: 1

      I found that comment funny too. Also the one that said the original Hulk would have made more money if the bad reviews from the leaked copies didn't scare everyone away. It's like these movie guys feel entitled to making a boatload of money from every film. Just because you pumped $150 million into a film does not entitle you to making that back if you release a crap film.

    65. Re:well... by dlsmith · · Score: 1

      Nowadays people won't even waste bandwidth on movies that receive bad reviews and this trend disturbs the studios greatly, since it shows that nobody wants to watch some of their crap, even when it is free.

      Which explains why Alvin and the Chipmunks did so poorly. Couldn't even break $250 million...

      Seriously, though, I had a harder time finding that counterexample than I thought I would. At least when it comes to the blockbusters, it's hard to be poorly reviewed and still do well. I wouldn't be surprised, though, if the difference between $10 million and $100 million for mediocre films is all about marketing.

      Somebody should analyze all the box office data and review data (from Metacritic, say), and see if the correlation has become stronger in recent years.

    66. Re:well... by mikael_j · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I make a drug that saves the lives of all cancer patients, 100% success rate, but can't market my way out of a box, I save no one. If Joe makes a drug that only saves half the people, but he can market like no one else, he saves millions of lives - and makes enough money to buy my product, and market it as well.

      The problem with this is of course when you and Joe create your drugs at the same time and part of the reason (or perhaps entirely the reason) for why your product isn't selling is because Joe is better at marketing than you are. You had a clearly superior product but Joe simply managed to convince people that his product was better (or the only available drug on the market, just like there are quite a few Windows users out there who still seem to think that you can't have a computer without Windows on it, didn't mean to turn this into an anti-Windows flame but it''s a good example of how successful marketing can be at making people believe something that isn't even remotely true).

      /Mikael

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    67. Re:well... by kaizendojo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If they were hired to deceive, then yes. If they believe in their product, they're not thieves. If they don't but sell it anyway, they are.
      So apparently you have some device that can determine the true intent of a human from afar? Please, let the rest of us mortals know where we can find one.

      If I hire you to shoplift does doing your job make you a thief?
      How is this even relevant?!? Shoplifting is illegal. Doesn't matter whether you hired me or not, if I agreed to it and did it - I am now a thief. When I get arrested somehow your logic says I can tell the cops, "But officer, I never had evil intent, I was just doing my job." Women deceive for personal gain all the time. It's called 'makeup'. You going to round them all up too?

      Your attitude sickens me. My employer owes me a living, and I owe him my time. That's the contract. If I pay you for X and you deliver Y, you have stolen from me, plain and simple. If I pay you for a thing, you OWE me the thing I paid for.
      Your logic sickens me (or lack of it).

      Show me on the ticket where everyone who buys a ticket is guaranteed to be entertained. You bought entrance to the movie. You got entrance to the movie. Where have you been deceived? NOWHERE BUT YOUR OWN MIND. You paid for X and you got X. You didn't pay for a guaranteed good time.

      (Christ, you must be a wonderful friend to set up on a blind date. "I fully expect to get laid and have the best time of my life or else I've been wronged - and you're at fault!!")

      If you were STUPID enough to make a judgment about a 1:45 hour movie based on seeing 60 second OR LESS of it, then you deserve what you get. Would you purchase (not *SHOP FOR*, but *BUY*) a car based on looking at it in a picture? Would you contract to buy a house based on a newspaper ad and otherwise sight unseen?

      And BTW, your employer does NOT "owe you a living". They owe you wages for time worked. Try telling your Boss that and see how fast the words, "At-Will Contract" come out of his or her mouth. It's attitudes like this that are responsible for the "World Owes Me" generation we're so fond of sponsoring in this country...

    68. Re:well... by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Agreed,

      I usually (in the last 12 months or so) have been watching new movies via surfthechannel or the previous similar sites.

      However, I have avoided watching Batman even though I am not a fan, but because according to comments I have read (here in slashdot, none the less!) it seems the movie is really worth it!

      God, I even paid £8.0 (yup, that is about $16) for a ticket to watch Journey to the Centre of the Earth 3D, even though the dialogues and overal acting are crappy. But I like the 3D experience (which, in this movie seems just a forced gimming [like showing a yo-yo or 3D-friendly color spheres]).

      The studies must learn that if they want people to go to the cinema to watch a movie they will need to provide something "extra" that you can get in the theatre. Or, they should start releasing the movies in other mediums.

      btw, Firefox keeps telling me that "movie" and "movies" does not exist in the English UK dictionary, why is that? (I am not an native English speaker... fwiw)

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      Ubuntu is an African word meaning 'I can't configure Debian'
    69. Re:well... by Bandman · · Score: 1

      Instead of selling crap, they should be focused on making better movies.

      It's a simple set of equations

      bad movie = low income
      good movie = high income
      low income > high income
      =
      Make good movies.

      Every week, 4 new movies shouldn't show up "just because they can". There's no reason to make 8 out of the 10 movies that show up at the theater.

      "I'm sure people want to go see Garfield 3! Mostly because (some) people went and saw Garfield 2". Of course, no one will go see Garfield 3, so Garfield 4 will be straight to DVD, and the only person from the first movie will be the mailman, who is now starring in this one.

      Sorry, I got confused between Garfield and American Pie...

    70. Re:well... by Bandman · · Score: 1

      This is only a more extreme example of the argument

      "if company A makes cookies which are FREAKING AWESOME, but can't market itself out of a box, but company B makes cookies which are alright, but everyone buys,"

      Which is the more successful cookie, when success for a cookie is defined as something like, bringing the most flavor to people, or if you're a cynic, bringing in the most money to the parent company?

    71. Re:well... by fscking_coward_2001 · · Score: 1

      Okay, now I must ask. How is the previous comment by me redundant? Just tell me so I stop doing it. It is like someone has an axe to grind with me or something. Sheesh. Granted the previous comment was a lil immature, but I've seen worse get modded +5 informative.

      Above "Redundant" is "Troll" and below is "Insightful". Maybe you can just tell yourself that the moderator intended to select "Insightful" and missed.

    72. Re:well... by rpillala · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And what merits would these be? The cast? The producer? Critic reviews? Name me 5 critics whose opinion you trust.

      Mick LaSalle (http://www.sfgate.com)
      Filthy (http://bigempire.com/filthy)
      Stephen Greydanus (http://www.decentfilms.com)
      Roger Ebert (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com)
      ...I had one more and forgot it.

      By "trust" I don't mean I always agree on what's good or bad. Rather, I believe that these critics give an opinion whose basis I can usually understand, and which is free from any pressure to sell me the movie. An honest review that pans a movie sometimes convinces me that I want to see it. Similarly, some positive reviews dissuade me from seeing some movies. Critics don't have to share all my personal tastes to be trustworthy.

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      When the axe came to the forest, the trees said, "Look out - the handle was once one of us."
    73. Re:well... by Bandman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem with assigning labels like "good", "bad" are that they're relative, and arbitrary anyway.

      The problem with "better" or "worse" is that the targets can be arbitrarily changed. Is shredded glass bad? Depends on whether you want cookies or fiberglass.

      There's no single metric to aim for.

    74. Re:well... by Bandman · · Score: 1

      "...guaranteed not to turn pink in the can*"

      * - I don't care what snopes has to say about it, it's a damned good line

    75. Re:well... by Bandman · · Score: 1

      Who was a power ranger in that movie?

    76. Re:well... by Bandman · · Score: 1

      Do you suppose there's a future in taking epicly bad movies like The Love Guru, downloading the DVD quality, and then doing your own MST3K audio track over top, then reuploading it?

      It sounds like something I'd have fun doing, if I had more time

    77. Re:well... by jagripino · · Score: 1

      "One doesn't need special effects to make a great film, just talented and creative directors, writers, and actors. "

      Go make your great superhero movie without any special effects and we'll talk then.

    78. Re:well... by catmistake · · Score: 1

      I agree. I also see that in the sense that they wanted, they failed miserably... there were cams available opening night. However, they also succeeded in a way they didn't intend: dark movies make for horrible, nearly unwatchable cams... or so I have heard.

    79. Re:well... by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Turn it around - which is better: the cookie that brings a lot of yumminess to the ten people that buy it, or the cookie that brings mediocre yumminess to millions?

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    80. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the fuk are you on?

      Nobody is pretending that a movie is anything that it is not. They even release fucking trailers of the movie so you can see what it will be like.

      How the HELL are *THEY* the thieves? as opposed to all the self-righteous slashdot kids who torrent the movie anyway, and then have the fucking gall to go on the web, slag off a movie they didn't pay for, and call the 200+ people who spent a year or more of their life making it *thieves*.
      No wonder people in hollywood have contempt for people criticising them. How much effort have you ever made to entertain anyone?

    81. Re:well... by Basilius · · Score: 1

      When did stealing from your customers become ethical and normal, anyway?

      When it became clear the only thing that matters to a company is its next quarterly earnings report.

    82. Re:well... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      You are confusing businesspeople with Ferengi. I have friends who are not only businesspeople, but honest and sucessful as well. If you have to sell your mother you are a loser indeed.

      BTW, how much do you want for your mother? Is she hot?

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    83. Re:well... by cliffski · · Score: 1

      Wow. firstly, your employer pays you for the work you do. Unless you work holding a sign all day, it goes beyond just 'your time'.

      Also, has it ever occured to you that the marketing guys might be wrong? or have different tastes? believe it or not, ad men and marketers make a living selling EVERYTHING. If company A hires them to say buy X, then they promote that over Y. If hired to sell Y...

      The fact that the 'marketing' men might not believe in it doesn't mean the actors, director, producer don't, as it sure doesn't mean the marketing man is right. If the guys who were behind marketing star wars (fox) thought it sucked (as they did), did that make the film worse?

      Calling people thieves for putting aside their personal tastes and doing a good job promoting someone else's product is just juvenile. I guess now the slashdot hive mind considers piracy to be a human right and not theft, you are keen to assign the word to some bullshit other meaning?

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    84. Re:well... by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      Part of this problem is that WB will say that this 36 hours they spent unheard of resources is attributed to the income take when that is not the case at all.
      The people who pirate are not and never will be customers. There are no lost sales.
      The MPAA and their precious content are akin to Da Vinci and if he could have charged for each pair of eyes that looked upon the Mona Lisa.

      I've never seen the Mona Lisa, only copies.

      --
      if you steal from one source, that is plagiarism, if you steal from many, well, that's just research.
    85. Re:well... by fyoder · · Score: 1

      Oh, aye, and I know someone who downloaded the cam version of The Dark Knight, watched it, and decided that it would be interesting to see on the big screen. But when he did, after being exposed to loads of advertising and previews for crap movies, and threats that if he camcorded the movie he would go to jail, he wondered if it wouldn't have been a better idea to simply wait for a dvd-rip to appear for download. Not the big screen, but better than camcorder recorded version, and much less of an assault on the mind, senses, and human dignity than going to a cinema.

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    86. Re:well... by gregbot9000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A lot of people confuse the best product for the situation with the best product possible. This is where a lot of the criticism for products comes from IMO. A product that lasts ten years and cost $200 is not better then a product that will last 5 and cost $120 if I only need it for 4 years. just like a movie to see with a date can be absolutely drivel, it's not like I'm thinking about the movie anyways.

    87. Re:well... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Do you have a reading or comprehension problem? If you believe you are selling crap (even if it is a good product) you are a thief. If you believe your product is good, even if it is crap, you are not a thief.

      How is this so hard to comprehend?

      How much effort have you ever made to entertain anyone?

      My major was in art and design. Have a look at some of the comments in my slashdot journals. Some people here seem to think (and have commented thusly; I wish I could be more modest here) those journals are very entertaining. "You really know how to turn a phrase", etc. Warning - most of them may be NSFW (the latest most definately is).

      And they're free. As in speech, and as in beer.

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    88. Re:well... by Bandman · · Score: 1

      Exactly. It's an arbitrary question. Each answer is equally (in)valid.

    89. Re:well... by tbuskey · · Score: 1

      Nicholson's Joker was along the lines of the TV Joker. A buffoon.

      Ledger's Joker was like the comic - a psychopath.

      Ledger nailed the Joker as he's been in the comics since the DK graphic novel.

      I also kinda liked how they treated the Two Face origin. I think it may work better then the original origin and goes more towards why he might hate Batman.

    90. Re:well... by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So apparently you have some device that can determine the true intent of a human from afar?

      No, I don't. But I know my intent and you know yours and a thief knows his own. Sometimes his intent is obvious; no device needed. I only wish I did have such a device, I would make an honest killing with it and a lot of people would cease to be scammed.

      How is this even relevant?!? Shoplifting is illegal

      What does "illegal" have to do with right and wrong? Adultery is legal, prostitution is not. Why is it legal for me to fuck your wife so long as I don't pay her for it? Anyone who equates "legal" with "moral" has no clue about morality or ethics.

      Show me on the ticket where everyone who buys a ticket is guaranteed to be entertained.

      You not only miss my point, you run from it screaming in terror.

      If you were STUPID enough to make a judgment about a 1:45 hour movie based on seeing 60 second OR LESS of it, then you deserve what you get.

      Your straw man is on fire. And I have no "at-will contract", it is a written, signed document. Is jumping to conclusions and dodging reponsibility your only exersize?

      IHBT.

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    91. Re:well... by electrosoccertux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When all you teach in schools is survival of the fittest, should we be surprised when they come out with me-first attitudes?
      You can argue all you want to say murdering is bad, and invoke arguments like "having a non-violent society is paramount to the survival of the species on the whole", but you cannot make an argument more convincing than "most people agree this is bad, and most people agree survival of our species is good, therefore murder is bad". IE, there's no irrefutable evidence with which you can clearly show the murderer to be wrong. Like why the survival of the species is even good in the first place. The murderer could argue that our survival is bad for the environment, and so he is simply seeking to save the environment from ourselves.

      All you have is arbitrary opinion from various sources, the enforcement of which comes from those sources in the majority, with the most power. As in, "Might makes Right".

    92. Re:well... by VoxMagis · · Score: 1

      Of course, that implies that you actually care what critics think.

      Actually, from what I remember from years prior to the 'intraweb' was that you went to a movie because you liked the idea, not because a critic gave it his/her blessing.

      As for bad movies and losses - I don't know if they've ever worried much about producing the occassional stinker. I happen to prefer the idea of an occassional crap-bag of a flick being done in the HOPE of making money, because it sure seems to me that the studios are more willing to take a chance on artsy, serious, and dangerous movies.

      At least they try. Shoot, can you imagine if studios ONLY allowed movies to be produced if a critic approved it? Where would Star Wars and other 'chance' movies end up? Where would we find our really stupid laughs?

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    93. Re:well... by morari · · Score: 1

      I very rarely download films, as the quality is generally horrible. I've "pirated" a few obscure, hard to find titles, but that's about it. Outside of that, I've grabbed up cam rips of only two newly released films, one of which I later bought on DVD.

      Assuming that modern films were worth watching, the cinema prices are ridiculous and provide for a highly annoying atmosphere anyway. Your plan to avoid both the crowds and the prices works for the most part (cheaper is not necessarily cheap), and is the only way I do it when an interesting film does come along.

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    94. Re:well... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's Monday and I'm not communicating well, or maybe it's Monday and everyone else's reading comprehension isn't what it usually is, I don't know. But as I said, if the marketing guy believes in his product, he is honest. If he hates Tide detergent but touts it is the best soap ever, he's not honest.

      The fact that the 'marketing' men might not believe in it doesn't mean the actors, director, producer don't,

      I never said the people who made the movie were thieves. From what I heard it was a well made movie that was worth every penny of the ticket price. But like I said, if the marketer thinks it's crap and markets it anyway, he's dishonest. Even if it is crap, if the people who made it did their best to make a good movie, they aren't being dishonest either.

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    95. Re:well... by thekm · · Score: 1

      A case and point for this "good product no marketing" would be the Amiga 500 and its brothers. By all measures it was the best product on the market when it arrived, but it was not marketed at all. Its slow and horrible death can still be witnessed today at amiga.com

    96. Re:well... by Solandri · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yes, but business people don't fool themselves into thinking market success == good product. No, they are quite well aware that they are often trying to achieve market success with an inferior product. They are well aware that they are essentially tricking people into buying it. If they weren't aware, they wouldn't be able to work around the product's flaws with marketing.

      The point is that the business people are driven by money, and they are well aware of the obvious fact that making money doesn't necessarily mean making the best product by any metric. It means making money. That's all.

      What you're missing is that in most businesses, the bulk of the money comes from repeat business. Couple that with mass production and for most businesses there's a very high correlation between high quality products and making money. That's why capitalism usually works so much better than centralized or government planning.

      Where it doesn't work is when the products are each individual and unique and bought only once. Like with a movie. The fact that the studio's previous movie was great is only very loosely correlated with the quality of the newest movie. There are some minor exceptions like sequels, and using the same director / producer / actors, but those correlations are still loose relative to any other business. The problem you describe of getting people to buy a bad product crops up in these specialized situations, not business in general. (Another place where the problem shows up is when there's a monopoly. Or if a company is on shaky financial footing and has insufficient capital to make a better product, their only choice for survival may be to try to market the bad product.)

    97. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the AC you're responding to (you may or may not believe that, but I can't prove it).

      Anyway, like I stated I download TONS of stuff. I just want new entertainment, I don't care if it's Divx/DVD/etc as long as the sound is okay (so I can stand telesync's). My imagination can over power my eyes and I can stand to sit in my computer chair. I'm by no means a movie buff or nerd. I just don't like TV shows too much, especially during the summer reruns, and even with multiple shows I regularly watch there's alot of nights between.

      But that's not the point here. The point here is that I see almost everything but I'll still pay to see some things. I saw the Dark Knight on the big screen. I have a TS copy of it on my computer and enjoy looking at some of the scenes again, but I forked out my $10 or whatever because this is a movie "worth" seeing. I almost feel bad watching a copy of Hellboy 2 because that's worth seeing... just not worth $10 (really $30+ with drink/driving/popcorn/tickets/etc).

      If it (Hellboy 2) was $5 then I would have seen it on the big screen, but I can't afford $30+ a night every weekend, at least, I don't want to spend that on something that lasts under 2 hours.

      To add to my OP, The Love Guru really is that bad. You can see the jokes coming a mile away, you've seen them all a hundred times before and they're basically just bad replays of former memories. I made it about 25 minutes in. Oh, and I really did end up with 5 single socks that had no match.

    98. Re:well... by gorbachev · · Score: 1

      Would you suggest that a product which is garbage but has a good advertising campaign is actually a better product?

      Depends on who I am.

      If I'm the seller of the product, the better product is the one that produces the best profit.

      If I'm the one that buys the product, the better product is the one that meets my needs the best with the most affordable price.

      If I could sell you slashdot moderation points for $10 / point, you bet yo sorry behind I'd think that particular product was the best product I'd ever cooked up. A whole lot of people would probably think otherwise.

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    99. Re:well... by cliffski · · Score: 1

      what about a defence lawyer who hates his client guts? I guess in your world he should not try very hard and hope the guy gets sentenced?
      Sometimes your job is to promote what someone else believes. I think its amazing that you can't get your head around that. Did marketing people beat you up as a kid?

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    100. Re:well... by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      Quote from TFA:

      It even handed out night-vision goggles to exhibitors in Australia, where the film opened two days before its U.S. launch, to scan the audience for the telltale infrared signal of a camcorder.

      Quote from "10 strong indicators that your business model is becoming obsolete":

      1. Recently you began spying on your customers with night vision goggles

      Oh, btw a friend just sent me an early bootleg of the next Warner Bros. Press-Release (to be announced tomorrow):

      Warner Bros. now requires a cavity search before entering a theater. All theater staff has been equipped with sniper rifles to terminate "any suspicious activity" immediately.

    101. Re:well... by Edward+Teach · · Score: 1

      I wait for the movie critics reviews sometimes. If they like it, it is probably a really boring movie and I'll wait for the DVD. If they hate it, it is probably going to be a fun movie and I might go see it in the theater. This is a general rule of thumb though.

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    102. Re:well... by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      I usually find that the more a (high-budget) movie is promoted, the bigger the stinker it's going to be. Which means by my count, Mummy III is going to be huge bomb, despite the special effects.

      A movie that is going to be truely good is not going to have to spend a huge budget in advertising. Look at Jurassic Park I. You didn't even know what the dinosaurs looked like before seeing the movie.

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    103. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the sort of thing RiffTrax is doing. Except instead of uploading a whole DVD with their content and violating all manner of copyright laws, they just post the audio stream and tell you how to play it with the movie.

      Much more bandwidth-efficient, too.

    104. Re:well... by WNight · · Score: 1

      If he hates Tide detergent but touts it is the best soap ever, he's not honest.

      Exactly. And while that may not be a crime, it sure does make him a shitty person. And while it is a crime to kick people in the nuts when they aren't looking I'd probably be so distracted with the first matter as to not notice if they suffered a little of the second from their victims (err, knowingly mislead customers)...

      People get so caught up in their little "but it's only horrible, not actually illegal" story that they miss that we're not trying to claim it's illegal - just that maybe it should be because it's so horrible.

    105. Re:well... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      TAKE SOME DAMN RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF!!

      Your rant is completely disingenuous.

      One important basis of a free market is access to information about the products being sold. Advertisers promote movies by providing information about them - it may be misleading information, but they are still providing it. The argument here is about studios wanting to restrict information about their products so that people will be forced to make a decision without enough information to make a good decision.

      You seem to be arguing that people should just suck it up and let the studios control all of the information they can about their movies so that when people have to choose between unknown A and unknown B its their own damn fault for playing a rigged game in the first place. The studios already have a copyright monopoly which is intended to promote PROGRESS, now you want to give them a free pass to promote crap instead.

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    106. Re:well... by teg · · Score: 1

      You need to define superior as well. The product with the 50% success rate may be superior in other ways - e.g. if the 100% effective drug costs 1 billion to make, while the 50% success rate one costs $10, the latter will save more lives. Or if mass production is possible on one of them, but not the other.

    107. Re:well... by maddskillz · · Score: 1

      No, "they" are thieves who are out to con you out of your hard earned money, no better than someone who "seals" your driveway with black paint, or a "drug dealer" who sells oregano.

      Damn...if you can't trust a drug dealer, who can you trust?

    108. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best date movie is the one which ends in bed afterwards. The actual artistic qualities of the movie may not matter. "Der Untergang" may be a very good movie, but "Gigli" was probably a better bet anyway - you can laugh together at how crappy it is.

    109. Re:well... by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

      How does it make him a shitty person? Now if he goes door to door and tells everyone, "Hey I use Tide all the time, and it's the greatest!!" then he is lying, and *that* might make him a horrible person. But none of these arguments are the least bit relevant to the actuality at hand.

      No one came to your house, promised you that you would enjoy every minute of a film "or double your money back". No one from marketing personally endorsed it, said that it was the greatest film since "Ten Commandments" or even that you would like it.

      All they did was show what they felt were the selling points of the film and left it up to the individual viewer to decide whether to plunk down the cash to go see it.

      And somehow, for that they are being pilloried, called shitty people and thieves? Gimme a break...

    110. Re:well... by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

      No, I believe that we should let you see the entire movie first, then you pay only if you feel that you got a superior entertainment value for your money.

      If you don't, then you should be allowed to sue the studio for the cost of your ticket damages including transportation to and from the theater, popcorn/snacks, and whatever you think that one hour and forty-five minutes of your life is worth.

      NO ONE IS FORCING YOU TO SEE ANYTHING. Go. Don't go. Read the hundreds of reviews, ask friends, watch interviews. EDUCATE YOURSELF.

      In short, take some responsibility for yourself and if you happen to make a bad choice learn from it. Life is not a guarantee. It's an adventure. If you want to remove all risk wait until it comes out to cable.

    111. Re:well... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      If the law says he can't turn a client down (and I don't know the law) he's between a legal rock and a moral hard place. If he can, indeed, turn a client down and he thinks the client is a scuzzball, she should turn him down.

      Promoting what someone else believes is one thing, but promoting what you don't believe is cowardly and dishonest. It's amazing that there are so many Ferengi at slashdot, and so few Klingons.

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    112. Re:well... by steelfood · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between something mostly works, and mostly doesn't work. Joe's drug mostly works. A bad movie is one that mostly doesn't work.

      When something mostly works, and it doesn't work for you when you try it because of the marketing hype, it's call being unlucky. When something mostly doesn't work, it's called being lied to. Quite frankly, I'd rather be unlucky than lied to.

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    113. Re:well... by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 1

      Actually p2p is a good indicator of how much a movie sucks, take "Love Guru" as an example.

    114. Re:well... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      The problems with reviews is this: They have bought off so many reviewers that trying to find the truth through all the BS is getting harder and harder for the average Joe. Take any stinkbomb released recently. Then go and look for reviews for that movie. You will probably find just as many good reviews for the stinkbomb as you will bad reviews.

      IMHO it is just a variation on what TFA is talking about. They know that the word will eventually get out that their product is a big stinking pile of offal. By buying off as many reviews as they can they crank up the noise VS signal in the hopes that you'll go and see(or rent or buy) the stinkbomb before you can find out that it is a black hole of suck. What we need IMHO is to make reviewers or their parent sites disclose where they are getting their money from. That way if I am looking for a review of,say a Universal movie I'll know to avoid the sites that get most of their ad revenue from Universal. Because IMHO it is just getting too damned hard to spot the shills,especially for something that you don't use very often like movies in my case. But as always this is my 02c on the subject,YMMV

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    115. Re:well... by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

      If the law says he can't turn a client down (and I don't know the law) he's between a legal rock and a moral hard place. If he can, indeed, turn a client down and he thinks the client is a scuzzball, she should turn him down.

      A defense attorney's job is not to like or even believe his/her client. Their job is to defend their client. Period. You don't 'turn them down' any more than you can refuse a patron at your McDonald's job just because he's wearing a "Klingon's Suck" t-shirt.

      Promoting what someone else believes is one thing, but promoting what you don't believe is cowardly and dishonest. It's amazing that there are so many Ferengi at slashdot, and so few Klingons.

      It's amazing how you confuse what people do for a living and real life. Few people in real life promote things they actively disagree with or don't believe in. You don't see many folks who are pro choice showing up at clinic rally's just because the donuts and coffee are good.

      OTOH, there is no requirement for you to swear allegiance to a product or company in order to make a living. If you are a Vegan, then by all means, don't work at Fudruckers. But I have created many a logo and website for products I don't own or wouldn't buy. I've done work for bands I thought were abyssmal, but that's my personal listening taste.

      These people are not paying me to be a critic nor are they asking me for an opinion. What they are asking me to do is to show them in their best possible light. I do that and I feel no guilt whatsoever for doing so. In fact, I am quite proud that I do my job well. Why shouldn't I be?

    116. Re:well... by Draek · · Score: 1

      Your drug is still the better product. It's just that Joe is the better salesman, so you should probably dump your inferior salesman (read: you) and hire Joe.

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    117. Re:well... by syousef · · Score: 1

      Creating the great product is only half the work - matching up products with customers is a lot harder than people think.

      No, it really isn't that hard.

      In the case of your 100% effective cancer cure, give it away for free to a few thousand patients and watch word of mouth do the rest. Oh wait, if you're in the marketing department you need to use a phrase like viral grass roots campaign because nothing is ever easy is it? You also have to come up with a name that sounds sexy but has nothing to do with the product - instead of a dorky name like NoMoreCancer or CanerOff you might come up with something nonsensical that doesn't tell you what the product does. Oh and never mind that this stuff should sell itself, lets put in advertising that makes everyone involved look like shonky used car salesmen and try and trick people into buying it.

      Marketing people make it harder than it should be.

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    118. Re:well... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      You don't 'turn them down' any more than you can refuse a patron at your McDonald's job just because he's wearing a "Klingon's Suck" t-shirt.

      I see signs in a lot of establishments saying "we reservr the right to refuse service to anyone." These are illegal? I thought there were only a few things you couldn't refuse service form such as race or religion.

      If you are a Vegan, then by all means, don't work at Fudruckers

      My point entirely. Nobody' forcing you to work for your employer.

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    119. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there KB growing on the swampland? If so, call me..

    120. Re:well... by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      And how much did you spend giving away treatments? A thousand people, so you added probably a few million dollars of up front cost to your program. Now you can't afford to pay the manufacturing bill - so you go into bankruptcy, and no one gets the cure.

      A few million would buy a Super Bowl spot! If you have millions of dollars and no accountability, obviously marketing will not be your primary concern. But for the rest of us, it is!

      (No startup can afford that type of marketing unless they are extremely well funded, or their product is extremely inexpensive and requires multiple purchases.)

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    121. Re:well... by Doghouse+Riley · · Score: 1

      "Like it or not, the movie going public likes CG-fest blockbusters"

      If the only thing on the menu at any restaurant was fried Alpo on toast, sooner or later those who don't like dog food would select themselves out of the market, and restaurateurs would proclaim, "like it or not, our customers love dog food".

    122. Re:well... by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, but it is far more likely that Joe will dump his inferior product and sell mine - which sort of amounts to the same thing...

      My point was that marketing matters - not what form it would take. (Look at how real markets work - inventor makes great product, sells it to large corp that markets it. Drugs, software, and many other markets follow this pattern.)

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    123. Re:well... by EdIII · · Score: 1

      ""If the movie's a stiff, and word gets out too early that it's a stiff, it's devastating to the business model," Garland said."

      I like that quote a little more. The business model is based upon keeping the whole public in the dark about the quality of a movie till it's too late and the 10$ has already left their pockets.

      That has nothing to do with Piracy. Piracy is merely a medium in which the "word" is traveling. The reason they pick on it so much is that it also happens to be the *first* medium capable of truly reviewing a movie. It also has no interests in dishonesty and cannot be paid off for good reviews.

    124. Re:well... by Mr2001 · · Score: 1
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    125. Re:well... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      Some critics are, and the good thing is that the internet makes it much easier to start spotting that they repeatedly give soft reviews to the same companies.

    126. Re:well... by mikael · · Score: 1

      The problem is that it's not really possible to tell from just looking at the script or the storyboard, whether the movie is going to skyrocket or sink like a rock. If a leading actor turns down the offer for an average script, that creates a space for an up-and-coming star to fill.

      Although, somebody in the past did say that the studios were only interested in scripts that could be understood by 12-year-olds. Maybe that is their dominant audience - parents taking their families for an evening out, or end-of-term school parties.

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    127. Re:well... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Sure, sure, and if your primary concern when going to movies is that you're seeing the most popular one so you won't feel left out, then ticket sales is the best metric for you.

      In all other cases, it's really not a very good metric.

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    128. Re:well... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      The problem is, I've seen A Knight's Tale (at least the first half, before I walked out on it-- I think around the time Gregory Chaucer was walking around naked), and thus I can't ever respect Heath Ledger no matter how much he may have turned his career around. That movie sucked with a capital ucked.

    129. Re:well... by syousef · · Score: 1

      And how much did you spend giving away treatments? A thousand people, so you added probably a few million dollars of up front cost to your program. Now you can't afford to pay the manufacturing bill - so you go into bankruptcy, and no one gets the cure.

      What a bunch of gibberish.

      You really believe that it costs a few million dollars to provide 1000 people with a drug??? The cost is in the R&D. Giving it away costs next to nothing. By comparison, how much does a marketing department cost?

      A few million would buy a Super Bowl spot! If you have millions of dollars and no accountability, obviously marketing will not be your primary concern. But for the rest of us, it is!

      More flawed logic, and a personal attack to boot. Even a superbowl add won't do for you what a few thousand people telling friends and family that they were cured of cancer will. You don't have to have millions of dollars and no accountability to appreciate that, and I resent the personal attack given that you don't know me from a bar of soap.

      (No startup can afford that type of marketing unless they are extremely well funded, or their product is extremely inexpensive and requires multiple purchases.)

      No startup I've ever heard of could put together the funds to do cancer research without being "extremely well funded". Do you have any idea what the hurdles are like to get medication ready for a medical trial? Do you have any idea what you're talking about at all?

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    130. Re:well... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      EDUCATE YOURSELF.

      You sir are an idiot.
      You're argument for why the studios should be allowed to do everything they can to prevent people from educating themselves is ... EDUCATE YOURSELF!

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    131. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dislcaimer - I haven't seen the movie. Maybe it is a good movie, but if these people are worried that it sucks and want to keep its percieved suckage out of your mind, the people who are selling it (not necessarily the people who made it) are thieves, not honest businessmen.

      It's a good movie. It's an excellent movie. The problem is that studio execs can't tell a good movie from a bad one, so they're covering their asses.

      They predict how successful a movie has the potential of being by plugging it into a little formula based on past successes, instead of analyzing it on its own merits. It's a superhero movie (they've been doing well), it has lots of action scenes and opportunities to use fx, which also attracts lots of people.

      Then again, Superman Returns fit that formula too, and it bombed. So, just in case dark knight is another outlier, they want to hedge their bets. It's a huge investment after all.

      And yes, they're creeps, and they're often responsible for making movies as bad as they are, because sometimes they want to force the filmmakers to change the storyline in order to fit with the popular formula of the time. Fucking morons...

    132. Re:well... by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      Well, I guess you have just never heard of a product that sells itself. A low cost drug that has a 100% success rate against cancer, seriously, I mean really seriously, do you think you would need to spend any money at all on advertising and that word of mouth from cured patients would be more than enough to sell it.

      The reality is the worse the product the greater the advertising, the better the product the less the advertising. Why would you throw away money on advertising if you don't need to. Especially with the internet becoming the most powerful media format to spread the word about quality products. As a customer I do not want to be wasting my money on B$ advertising, I am the one that really pays for, noy only in higher prices but also in crap products.

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    133. Re:well... by Bandman · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I really do know people like this...

    134. Re:well... by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      This is /. Consider your "target market" and then consider the percentage thereof that goes to movies with these rumored "dates".

    135. Re:well... by WNight · · Score: 1

      You're responding to something beyond the issue of what I quoted. Someone who merely cuts together the best bits of a flopped movie isn't lying, just polishing a turd. But I wasn't talking about them.

      The person who claims it's the best movie (tide, best detergent ever) when not actually believing this, is a liar. As there's no gun to their head in this theoretical scenario, merely the same "feed the family" pressure everyone feels, it's fair to say they're fairly shitty people.

    136. Re:well... by expressovi · · Score: 1

      For those of us who are in the industry piracy is a huge thing. The few dollars we do make off a movie get stripped from us with each act of piracy. That being said, we need to embrace the internet not fight it.

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    137. Re:well... by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Actually that's an interesting moral debate for lawyers. The fact you assume one answer is correct is telling.

      By the way, its illegal for lawyers to lie. So if one thinks his client is guilty he can't say "This man didn't do it."

    138. Re:well... by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      I was SO tempted to blow my mod points to mark five of your next posts redundant. But I won't ;)

    139. Re:well... by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Its funny you mention Garfield as it was designed to be drek, as the creator new that even if it was bad, he'd be able to market it and reap millions. I always thought we called these people used car salesmen, but around here they call them role models apparently.

    140. Re:well... by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      That's despicable! These marketers were just doing their jobs [/sarcasm]

      Seriously, go up and see a few of the posts. People actually argue that.

    141. Re:well... by cliffski · · Score: 1

      do you work for yourself? or someone else? If someone else, do you approve of EVERYTHING they do?
      You know where they invest their pension funds? you know which companies they do business with and what those companies invest it? do you know where your companies supplies come from, and what the ethical stances of those companies are?

      You can't live like that. If you did, suddenly you can't buy bread from the bakers because the bakers website logo was done by a guy who bought sneakers from a company who invests their pension fund in a car company that donates to the republican party...

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    142. Re:well... by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      Indeed, there's certain cinema activities that it's positively a shame to have detracted from, simply because you ended up going to see a film you wanted to watch.

    143. Re:well... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Actually my employer has been brain-dead stupid at times, has but never done anything evil, immoral, or dishonest that I know of. And if he had, that would be his dishonesty, not mine. If he asked me to do something dishonest I would refuse.

      And you're right; you can't make anyone else behave like they're not sociopaths. All you can do is refuse to do anything immoral or unethical yourself.

      Unfortunately the world has special places for sleazebags. The power-hungry go into politics and law enforcemnet, the ethically challenged go into marketing, etc. We're not going to change these people, we can only avoid being like them ourselves.

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    144. Re:well... by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      Filthy (http://bigempire.com/filthy)

      I wish I could mod you +6 for this alone.

    145. Re:well... by PhotoGuy · · Score: 1

      If Coca-Cola accidentally created 100 million cans of faulty Coke, you know for sure the entire 100 million cans would be dropped in the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean, without a second thought and irrespective of what that did to the year's profits.

      Case in point with Mazda.

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    146. Re:well... by mi · · Score: 1

      gee, if I had known that you were already aware that your stated belief that market success was a good metric for saying what the best product was was flagrant non-factual bullshit

      Market success is not "bullshit". I'll repeat, that it is the best method available. It surely has flaws, but it is still the best available.

      Consumer Reports is very nice (and I am a subscriber) for things one has no clue about. However, whenever I read it on a subject of computers, I want to flush it down the toilet — I suspect, professionals in other fields have similar feelings. So, Consumer Reports is not without flaws either.

      It's nonsense because nobody was asking for an enforcement arm to prevent a bad product from being sold in the first place.

      You expressed a clear dissatisfaction with the current state of affairs. Considering, that we already have hundreds (thousands?) of experts professionally evaluating products for a living, the only thing currently missing is the "enforcement arm" of some sort. It was therefor perfectly natural for me to suspect you of desiring one.

      It's a stand-in for a good metric used by the apathetic. [...] But at least we both agree it was wrong.

      Two words:

      1. Reading
      2. Comprehension

      .

      Market success, however imperfect, is the best known criteria. Because it shows, what actual live people have given their money for. Not a handful of experts

      The sales totals for that car, or the Consumer Reports review of that car. I say the latter, without hesitation.

      Those two are, actually, quite correlated — people aren't dumb. And when CR's evaluation differs far from the sales figures, it is because of CR's failure to consider a car's looks and other "irrational" aspects. As one automotive-executive said recently, making a decent car is not a trick any more — creating an appealing style is. In our luxurious times a car is more and more like clothing.

      Now you just have to convince Consumer Reports to evaluate movies...

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    147. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While on its face this seems to be accurate, this time you are wrong because the marketing is not the product. Marketing is a service that Joe was better able to provide for himself, but he also could have provided that service for the superior product. This is assuming all other things were equal, in the real world version of this your drug you made was not marketable because it cost eight billion dollars per person saved. Meanwhile Joe was saving half of them for five bucks an attempt.

    148. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The better storylines I've read involving the Joker in comic/graphic novel form have mostly been about the Joker, in the same way that a lot of the arcs involving Harvey Dent/Two-Face are more about the Harvey and Bruce friendship, and the ways in which the Batman persona and the Bruce Wayne persona conflict. Very few of the memorable to me batman things are primarily about Batman, much like my favorite Spider-man stuff is about the Oswald family, not the Parker.

    149. Re:well... by warpuck · · Score: 1

      10 reasons why camcorder versions suck are: 1. Some person answers thier cell phone. 2. chewing pop corn with your mouth open. 3. camcorder mics suck. 4. the resolution really sucks. 5. It used up the bandwidth downloading it. 6. My wife wants to see it anyway. 7. Army Wives is on and it was better than the movie. 8. 9. 10. After watching as much as you can stand you do one of 3 things 1. Hey this is pretty good it might just be worth the price of admission, lets go see it tommorow. 2. Wait till it goes to DVD. 3. Let her watch it on Lifetime or if one of those certain ones and it been a while maybe she will give me some.

    150. Re:well... by _hAZE_ · · Score: 1

      Wow, if only Apple had realized (and addressed) this years ago, we'd all be using MacOS instead of Windows.

      Yeah, so.. it's flame bait.. but (without traveling to an alternate dimension where the above actually happened and validating the results) it could be true.

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    151. Re:well... by GWBasic · · Score: 1

      "If the movie's a stinker, the word will travel at the speed of a mouse click, ruining chances of making back money." So you can't get money for a shoddy product? Cry me a river.

      There's always some risk with art. IMO, the best art has quite a bit of risk and isn't always a commercial success.

      Then again, I am always skeptical of heavily marketed movies.

  2. Preserving our rights by Findeton · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here in Spain what you call piracy is LEGAL if you don't earn money with it. And so it was on your countries not so long ago. We just preserved our rights.

    1. Re:Preserving our rights by omeomi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Here in Spain what you call piracy is LEGAL if you don't earn money with it. And so it was on your countries not so long ago. We just preserved our rights.

      I don't think copying films or other media and redistributing them--even for free--has every been legal in the US. It's still legal to make personal copies, or make copies in an educational setting, but I think it would be pretty hard to argue that you have a "right" to copy and redistribute films for free.

    2. Re:Preserving our rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shhh, Europeans know everything. Bow down before their mighty wisdom.

    3. Re:Preserving our rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If something has been broadcasted, then it is morally acceptable to copy and distribute it for free.

    4. Re:Preserving our rights by maxume · · Score: 1

      It depends a great deal on who made the movie.

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    5. Re:Preserving our rights by holmedog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh come on, mod the parent flamebait? If he had said US'ians instead of Europeans everyone would have laughed and modded it +5 funny.

    6. Re:Preserving our rights by autocracy · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's because of all the cameras (at least, in Britain).

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    7. Re:Preserving our rights by drsquare · · Score: 1

      So you're telling me that Spain is ignoring EU copyright legislation?

    8. Re:Preserving our rights by Findeton · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, I'm telling you that the EU copyright legislation is diferent on each european country.

    9. Re:Preserving our rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if movies are a form of expression... and the freedom of expression is protected... doesn't that mean that if you want to, you have the right to partake in that freedom of expression, and no government body has the ability to stop you from doing so?

      I mean, the rights were put in pertaining to speech and messages scrawled on parchment, but if I've learned anything about the justice system in America, it's that you can always interpret the laws literally if it's to your advantage.

    10. Re:Preserving our rights by gnick · · Score: 1

      Commercial screenings != broadcast.

      Cams in theaters != taping TV.

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    11. Re:Preserving our rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're joking, surely?

      How about asking the google to tell you about Charles Dickens, the US and copyright.

      Maybe what was done back then was "technically" illegal - but it set the US up as the protypical example of how to run a successful literature piracy business.

    12. Re:Preserving our rights by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...well then, it wouldn't be "EU" copyright legislation.

      It would be Spanish copyright legislation.

      This is very much like how you have Austin gambling laws or Texas gambling laws rather than US gambling laws.

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    13. Re:Preserving our rights by pxc · · Score: 1

      Oh, shit! I thought that's what he did say! "+1 Funny" my ass.

      Well, solved that problem!

      ;-)

    14. Re:Preserving our rights by jasquigl · · Score: 1

      And it's not and never has been in Spain either. The GP poster is a moron.

      In Spain, piracy is ubiquitous, not legal.

    15. Re:Preserving our rights by compro01 · · Score: 1

      I don't think copying films or other media and redistributing them--even for free--has every been legal in the US.

      Has always been civilly illegal, though it wasn't criminal prior to the NET act.

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    16. Re:Preserving our rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think copying films or other media and redistributing them--even for free--has every been legal in the US.

      So, prior to 1776 then!

    17. Re:Preserving our rights by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1
      Alas, look at the massive quantity of Spain-produced high quality (and/or) great movies! You can count them on your fingers pretty easily. While there are some good ones, it's a pitifully small number. SlashDweebs are all a bit retarded on the copyright issue. Copyright = good, it just needs to be reigned in a little (well, a lot) in the US. Here in the US the Big Money have bought oo many ridiculous laws. It should be illegal to download copyrighted material, but just say a $100 fine or something per infraction. The real problem is the buying of laws by Hollywood, not the concept of copyright protection.

      Also, you have no "right" to download movies or software owned by someone else. To claim so is to denigrate and water down the concept of "rights".

    18. Re:Preserving our rights by weber · · Score: 1

      Indeed we do.

    19. Re:Preserving our rights by Findeton · · Score: 1

      by RightSaidFred99 (874576): you have no "right" to download movies or software owned by someone else. To claim so is to denigrate and water down the concept of "rights".

      I think we do have such a right. The right of the citizens to culture. Indeed, I'm a member of the Spanish Pirate Party. ÂShould we ban public libraries? Internet is the public library of movies. If it were for people like you, public libraries would have never existed.

      by RightSaidFred99 (874576): Alas, look at the massive quantity of Spain-produced high quality (and/or) great movies! You can count them on your fingers pretty easily.

      Yes, as a spanish, I do agree, spanish movies normally suck big time.

    20. Re:Preserving our rights by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1
      Public libraries are a remnant of a non-digital age. Each and every library had to buy a copy of the book, and then the patrons had to wait to check it out. Many didn't bother to wait, or wanted to own a hard copy. Hence, publishing still worked. With a digital copy, this model doesn't work. Now, you "anti-DRM, anti-copyright" types claim that they should change their business models and that they are dinosaurs. Actually, you are the dinosaurs. The library model doesn't work now. The only viable model to ensure compensation for production of work in the entertainment and software content fields is by copyright protection. This protection should be reasonable, unlike it is currently, but it should and must exist.

      The Internet is not a "public library of movies" because libraries paid the content owner for their content, and because there were limitations which still encouraged people to buy the content. Really, your position is indefensible as anything other than you wanting to steal free shit from people who did the work to produce it. You're just too much of a dinosaur to realize that content production moved to the digital realm is still work, it's a creation, and people make their living from it. Ergo we, the people, afford them some limited (again, this is the part that's broken) protection. Their right to that copyright protection is as valid as any "right" you think you have, and certainly more valid than the right to free shit you think you have.

    21. Re:Preserving our rights by SidewaysPineTree · · Score: 1

      Try looking into United States v LaMacchia, or the LaMacchia loophole. He is the reason non-commercial copyright infringement is illegal today.
      NET Act

    22. Re:Preserving our rights by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      I don't think copying films or other media and redistributing them--even for free--has every been legal in the US.

      See the passage of the No Electronic Theft Act in 1997 as a response to the so-called LaMacchia loophole.

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    23. Re:Preserving our rights by Findeton · · Score: 1

      You said: The Internet is not a "public library of movies" because libraries paid the content owner for their content, and because there were limitations which still encouraged people to buy the content.

      When someone uploads a movie, for example, one recorded with a camera inside the cinema, he has paid for it. And there are limitations which still encourage people to buy it: If you wanna see the movie on a huuuge screen with best image quality, then you go and pay it.

      You said: Now, you "anti-DRM, anti-copyright"

      I'm Anti-DRM, but I'm not anti-copyright. We (the Spanish Pirate Party) just want different copyright laws than you: If someone distributes or downloads a copy of a copyrighted material but doesn't earn any sound money, it should be legal. Also, copyright should have a short life, let's say less than 15 years.

      You said: Actually, you are the dinosaurs. The library model doesn't work now.

      Are we? Truth is this digital library WORKS. Truth is this digital library has, what, 9 years? (Napster started in 1999), and now we are outdated? haha. No, truth is that this digital library is possible just because internet exists, and only when internet disapears this digital library will cease to exist. YOu know the history of internet: they closed Napster but the Emule came to light. After that, came Bit torrent and so on. They can close some servers, or ban some programs, but that will only make us enhace the technology of this digital library. And anyway, there are some countries where it's legal, like Spain.

      So, who are the dinosaurs, those who fight technology but are unable to stop hundreds of millions of people, or those who, through this brand new technology,have recently created an unstoppable digital library? Don't be such a fool.

      You said: You're just too much of a dinosaur to realize that content production moved to the digital realm is still work, it's a creation, and people make their living from it.

      It's not my problem if they don't know who to get money from what they do. They must realize that what they create can and will be copied with zero cost. So they must find a way to reward people who buy their product. For example, for movies, a big screen and high quality might work. And if someone doesn't find a way to sell their product, that's not my fucking problem. This is capitalism dude, I'll search for the best offer.

    24. Re:Preserving our rights by cliffski · · Score: 1

      wow, you just don't understand simple concepts do you. Like capitalism and communism.
      you advocate people being free to profit from the works of others with zero compensation (by profit, I mean enjoy their work).
      that is called
      COMMUNISM
      You seem to think that someone who creates something has no right to set the price he sells it at. Those rights are part of the system we call
      CAPITALISM

      You seem to have confused the two, a common mistake by anti-DRM, pro-communist kids on here.

      It always amazes me how ill-educated and silly the arguments of the children in 'the pirate party' are.
      And yes, regardless of your physical age, you are thinking like a child, doubtless one still living off dads allowance, or expecting to live off other peoples efforts once the allowance stops.

      One day, you will grow up and realise how juvenile and silly the 'pirate party' was. Its like joining the 'free money' party.

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    25. Re:Preserving our rights by cliffski · · Score: 1

      anyone who thinks he is born with a right to enjoy the fruits of other peoples labour whilst contributing fuck-all himself, is either

      a) a communist

      b) an anarchist

      or

      c) an idiot.

      Choose one.

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    26. Re:Preserving our rights by Findeton · · Score: 1

      Yeah, of course anyone who doesn't think like you is a communist. You should get a book and learn what communism is. You are thinking like a child. I mean, come on, you just called me communist in order to disqualify any of my arguments!

      And, by the way. You said: by profit, I mean enjoy their work

      I don't know on your country. But, here in Spain? It is very well established that profit means earing money. In fact, that's one of the reasons why what you call piracy is legal here (in fact, it's legal for movies and music, not for software). Yes, we have anti-piracy laws, but piracy here is when you get profit, that is, money from copying copyrighted material.

      you advocate people being free to profit from the works of others with zero compensation

      A packet of bits is like an idea. When you learn an idea from other person, this person still has that idea on his mind, no one has lost anything. When you copy a software, the same thing happens, you get the software at zero cost, yet no one loses anything. Comparing it to communism is BULLSHIT, because on a communist country, if someone creates a pair of shoes, and other person gets that pair of shoes at zero cost, the creator loses a pair of shoes.

      Who's the child here? You seem unable to distinguish between material and non material things, and that inability has led you to call me a communist. What would be the next, calling me unpatriotic? come on, don't be that childish!

    27. Re:Preserving our rights by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that you can't allow piracy if you want to be in the EU.

  3. Hey WB! by Ariastis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why so serious??

    1. Re:Hey WB! by Osurak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Want to see a magic trick? I'm going to make these bootleg DVDs disappear.

    2. Re:Hey WB! by HoldmyCauls · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whoops, wrong end!

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    3. Re:Hey WB! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think your trick can use an eye socket. Would you like to try the other end of a WB exec?

    4. Re:Hey WB! by pxc · · Score: 1

      But if you cover that hole how are you supposed to hear him scream?

    5. Re:Hey WB! by TerranFury · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't think your trick can use an eye socket. Would you like to try the other end of a WB exec?

      Something about the way you said this sounded like a Vista UAC dialog.

      "You have requested to insert a sharpened pencil in a CEO's rectum. Cancel or Allow?"

  4. Honestly, now... by Ikonoclasm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do they really think those 38 hours bought them anything? Do they honestly believe that their profits would have been reduced had a crappy cam recording been available 38 hours earlier? I'm sorry, but I'm just not capable of managing that level of suspension of disbelief. Seems more like a set-up for a later date in Congress where movie execs get to testify that they spent $x million to stave off the camming and all they were able to manage was 38 hours. I wonder just how dedicated they were to these "delaying tactics."

    1. Re:Honestly, now... by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It doesn't matter what they actually believe, it's what they can trick congress into believing.

    2. Re:Honestly, now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sorry, but I'm just not capable of managing that level of suspension of disbelief.

      Hehehe. I know what you mean. I can suspend my disbelief long enough to imagine a guy in a bat costume flying and swinging around a darkened city fighting the forces of evil, but I can't figure out how a 38 hour delay makes any sort of dent in stopping piracy.

    3. Re:Honestly, now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's a pretty well known tactic for games. (Basically, making the copy protection tedious to crack rather than simply hard.)

      Big budget games make the bulk of their sales during the first month, so if you can avoid getting cracked while the hype is still going, it can have a big impact.

      So, my point here is, that this is not without precedent, and I'm sure it has some kind of impact on movies too.

    4. Re:Honestly, now... by GigaHurtsMyRobot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good point, sir. Who is happy seeing a movie like that in crappy camcorder vision? Not I.

      I went to the midnight show and saw it in glorious high-definition... but I've watched the crappy camcorder version twice, since. That's not piracy, imho.

    5. Re:Honestly, now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The congressmen can't be that stupid right?

    6. Re:Honestly, now... by jgarra23 · · Score: 1

      I agree. I'm not going to some shitty movie theater to see the damn movie & I'm not downloading some crappy cam of it either. The movie is overexposed (as are most) and I've seen the whole film in HD previews on my tv.

    7. Re:Honestly, now... by smidget2k4 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      The congressmen can't be that stupid right?

      You must be new here...

    8. Re:Honestly, now... by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you are probably correct, I've read so many comments from people saying the movie is great, and it got #1 on imdb immediatly, so my first reaction was that they got the money because the movie was GREAT aswell (I haven't seen it..)

      Sucks if they will use that as an excuse to blame piracy :(

      And how will they explain if it goes well week two aswell? Even if there are pirated copies out in the wild?

    9. Re:Honestly, now... by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Not to forget people are more likely to want to see a great movie in the cinema, especially if the picture and sound is great aswell I guess.

      Just compare the IMDB score of a movie which have sold like crap and which most people saw later as a pirated copy ... Or how much people enjoy watching crap at the cinema.

    10. Re:Honestly, now... by philspear · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, I was all excited to see bootlegged batman on my TV on opening day, all fuzzy and jumpy recorded an hour prior. In fact I camped out the night before at my local bootlegger. Imagine my dissapointment when he didn't get so much as a spanish version.

      After I heard it would be 37 hours I was like "no way am I going to wait THAT long" and promptly bought tickets. Because you know, if I'm going to watch a shitty bootleg of a movie, I'm going to do it in the first day of the movie's release.

    11. Re:Honestly, now... by aliquis · · Score: 0

      It's delivered in digital form and not on film? And the resolution is just 1080p?

    12. Re:Honestly, now... by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      it's two and a half hours and barely a minute wasted. you have not seen it.

    13. Re:Honestly, now... by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      they've earned every point of their single-digit approval rating

    14. Re:Honestly, now... by Holi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      your definition is fucked then. The camcorder version is most definitely piracy. Just because you went and saw a movie in the theatre does not mean you get a copy for your home.

      Look I am a huge downloader of music and movies but I am not gonna lie to myself and say I have done nothing wrong. Honestly I just don't care.

      --
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    15. Re:Honestly, now... by griffjon · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're probably, unfortunately, on to something here.

      Besides, if you're willing to pony up the cost of a crappy camcorded DVD/VCD of a Huge Action Movie, instead of the $10 to see it on the big screen with professional surround-sound... well, you probably wouldn't have gone to see the movie anyway.

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    16. Re:Honestly, now... by GigaHurtsMyRobot · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Oh noes, I've infringed copyrights!!1

      /roll

      I am a law breaker. I've smoked marijuana for 12 years. It's not 'wrong' just because it's prohibited by some ink on paper.

    17. Re:Honestly, now... by sm62704 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The congressmen can't be that stupid right?

      The inverse of Hanlon's Razor, mcgrew's razor: never attribute to stupidity that which can be adequately explained by greedy self interest.

      -mcgrew

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    18. Re:Honestly, now... by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      Well if that's the case... we're screwed. I'm pretty sure that if you gave just about anyone 15 minutes and a pretty picture you could convince congress that the world is actually flat.

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    19. Re:Honestly, now... by kjart · · Score: 1

      After I heard it would be 37 hours I was like "no way am I going to wait THAT long" and promptly bought tickets. Because you know, if I'm going to watch a shitty bootleg of a movie, I'm going to do it in the first day of the movie's release.

      I know you're being sarcastic, but that's generally the point of a cam based bootleg - to be able to watch it for free on or close to opening night. If that wasn't a concern, people would just wait for the inevitable DVD rip, which will obviously be _much_ higher quality.

    20. Re:Honestly, now... by causality · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I am a law breaker. I've smoked marijuana for 12 years. It's not 'wrong' just because it's prohibited by some ink on paper.

      ... by people who lied and continue to lie about the reasons for prohibiting it, who consider your body to be theirs so that they can tell you what you may or may not do with it, who make crimes of things that are not crimes to justify searches and the expansion of police power and the creation of additional bureaucracies and the government-sponsored advertisements telling parents how they should raise their children and what they should say to them (something that would never have been accepted a generation or two ago), knowing that the black market for such contraband is here to stay and will always be a steady source of income for criminal organizations which justifies more bureaucracy and more police power ad nauseum. Bill Hicks had it right, "It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom is what it is, okay, keep that in mind at all times, thank you."

      It has one additional effect. Once you realize that they're a bunch of lying sacks of shit when it comes to one set of laws, who will tell you anything they think you'll believe in order to get you to accept their dreams of increased state power, well, once you realize that it erodes the entire concept of generally having respect for the law. You can respect the law when it serves its purpose, which is to prevent any person or group from depriving another person or group of their rights without due process (that is the criminal law's sole legitimate purpose, by the way). You cannot rationally respect anything that is routinely abused and made into a tool to further someone's authoritarian, collectivist agenda.

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    21. Re:Honestly, now... by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Do they really think those 38 hours bought them anything? Do they honestly believe that their profits would have been reduced had a crappy cam recording been available 38 hours earlier?

      Can you prove that it didn't? Can you prove that they would have the same amount of money if they didn't pursue this? No, neither can they.

      If you think about it logically, it does seem like the fact that some people can see the movie for free would mean less money for them. Sure, not all pirates would pay, but some would, or can you prove this as well.

    22. Re:Honestly, now... by kthejoker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's kind of the point of ethics, though, isn't it? You get to decide for yourself what's right and what's wrong.

    23. Re:Honestly, now... by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the cam for Dark Knight? It's remarkably good! I sadly can't see the movie till the 2nd (in Japan) so I downloaded two different versions (and I will SO be seeing it the 2nd). A blurry version was out the day of, and a few days later, the good one hit. I'm shocked how good these cam recordings have gotten. Last time I saw one was back during the first Matrix movie. What a difference.

    24. Re:Honestly, now... by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      "...the creation of additional bureaucracies and the government-sponsored advertisements telling parents how they should raise their children and what they should say to them (something that would never have been accepted a generation or two ago)..."

      Oh come on, that stuff started several generations ago. Have you seen Reefer Madness? If not, look it up. It's hilarious stoner kitsch now, but back when it was made, it was a serious attempt at anti-drug propaganda, and not the only one. Methods differed then, and the onus of brain-washing rests more in the hands of the government now than it did then, but people in American society have been told what to think and how to think it for a long, long time now.

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    25. Re:Honestly, now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like the still uncracked Alone In The Dark, which isn't even in the Top20 media control selling charts (in Germany) while Assassin's Creed is still #3 besides being available as pirated version month before it hit the shelves?

    26. Re:Honestly, now... by smoker2 · · Score: 1
      A camcorder version of a movie is a copy, like a court reporters drawings are photographs.
      Do me a favour. Do they really think that people with $12 would choose to watch a cam rather than the full screen experience ? And if they think that maybe those people haven't got $12 anyway, then maybe they could make more money by dropping the price of admission, or the price of the discs.

      It's all very well saying, "this is the price - take it or leave it" if they can enforce it. But they can't (obviously).
      So they may as well try to get the balance right between the money that is possible to make and the losses to piracy. The ones that don't pay will never pay, so stop fucking with MY life to attempt the impossible.

    27. Re:Honestly, now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I LOVE LAMP!!!

    28. Re:Honestly, now... by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Pirated games provide the same play as bought games, unlike pirated movies. Very few individuals have home theaters with huge screens and zillions of speakers to rumble the floor.

      I do not believe that pirated DVDs eliminate very many movie goers. Those who would be satisfied with a camcorded copy of a movie on the opening weekend wouldn't have gone to the theater anyway.

      It's a different argument that pirated DVDs made later as copies of the real release DVDs could put a dent in sales of said release DVDs. These clowns are talking of the first 38 hours, and I do not believe they made any difference to movie theater tickets. They do not know their own market.

    29. Re:Honestly, now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thinking has more to do the hype as such than the movie experience.

      I.E a lot of people will see the movie just so that they feel up to speed and can join in the water cooler talk. For this group a cam is as good as anything. They just want to be able to say yes if someone asks them if they've seen it.

      The marketing of a big name movie is at least partially geared towards creating that kind of pressure.

    30. Re:Honestly, now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a DVDScr/DVDRip/R5.LINE gets released before the end of the opening weekend, then there is a significant effect on ticket sales. The chance of this occuring can be reduced if the distribution is well controlled (and if you're careful not to release the Russia DVD so early).

      Sounds like you don't know how the piracy system works.

    31. Re:Honestly, now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I may have the wording a bit off, but Einstein is reputed to have said:

      There are only two things that are infinite. The the stupid of man, and size of the Universe. And I'm not sure about the latter.

    32. Re:Honestly, now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a pretty well known tactic for games. (Basically, making the copy protection tedious to crack rather than simply hard.)

      Do you really need to crack it cam mode ?????

      This tactic still is no use for cams. And 38 hrs would not have staved of Piracy
      Heck. I wait a week before thinking of looking for a booted copy.

    33. Re:Honestly, now... by philspear · · Score: 1

      Ah, perhaps I just didn't understand the reasons behind what I was making fun of. Maybe I should have my own conservative talk radio show...

      Anyway, the one time I've watched a bootlegged movie, it was to "The Punisher," a terrible movie all around. It was about a month after it came out, a cam version is all I could find. It was free, and I thoroughly got what I paid for: bad bad quality, bad acting, bad writing, and John Travolta.

      Why did I need to see it then? Morbid curiosity.

    34. Re:Honestly, now... by philspear · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the double post, forgot to make my point:

      If someone is excited enough about a movie to see it opening night, they're probably not going to want to ruin it by seeing it on terrible quality. I don't believe that the people I saw dressed up as batman waiting at the theater in small college town california are going to be interested in seeing it on the very very small and fuzzy screen, even if it is streaming as the movie is shown at midnight.

      If it's a movie they don't mind seeing at low quality if it's free, they might not be interested enough to see it in high quality for the price of a movie ticket, and they are even less likely to wait in line and brave the crowds to do it.

      I am unable to belive that there is real competition between early cam releases and opening-weekend ticket sales.

      Of course, this doesn't need to be pointed out to slashdotters, and movie executives are doing their thing more out of ego than because they're losing money.

    35. Re:Honestly, now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes it worse is that you can buy bootleg copies before it is released in theaters. They were on sale in Barbados while I was on vacation. Not even camcorded.

    36. Re:Honestly, now... by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage

    37. Re:Honestly, now... by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      Life hint: not everyone shares your worldview.

      What the GP did is definitely copyright infringement and illegal in the U.S. and a number of other countries. That is an objective fact. Whether it is wrong or not is subjective, because the basic principles of morality are themselves subjective. There exist numerous worldviews by which copyright infringement is not considered wrong.

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    38. Re:Honestly, now... by weber · · Score: 1

      your definition is fucked then. The camcorder version is most definitely piracy. [...]

      Look I am a huge downloader of music and movies but I am not gonna lie to myself and say I have done nothing wrong. Honestly I just don't care.

      Illegal != wrong

    39. Re:Honestly, now... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      Quite. Dark Knight did well because Batman Begins was a great movie which kick-started the franchise.

    40. Re:Honestly, now... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...and then society decides whether you were right or wrong.

    41. Re:Honestly, now... by Holi · · Score: 1

      where in my post did I mention illegal? it's wrong, if you can't figure that out you really have no place arguing ethics.

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    42. Re:Honestly, now... by Holi · · Score: 1

      And there are lots of worldviews where killing innocents is not considered wrong, but tell me is it their's or my point of view thats skewed.

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    43. Re:Honestly, now... by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      And there are lots of worldviews where killing innocents is not considered wrong, but tell me is it their's or my point of view thats [sic] skewed.

      It's still subjective. That view is incompatible with yours or mine, of course, but to call it "skewed" implies the existence of some objective standard against which it can be measured, when no such standard exists.

      What is objective, however, is that one who holds such a view cannot argue that it is wrong for others to kill him or her in response to the killing of an innocent. An action can either be right or wrong; if one claims that an action was right then one cannot subsequently claim that it is wrong for others to do the same; if one claims that the action was wrong one is admitting that punishment is justified. Ultimately it doesn't matter what the murderer's worldview is, as the maximum possible response is justified either way.

      For lesser offenses the response is necessarily limited by the nature of the offense; for copyright infringement, for example, a reciprocal response might be to invalidate any copyright claims of the infringer.

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    44. Re:Honestly, now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since they were doing this over a movie that actually turns out to be good, they might have screwed themselves. If bootlegger originated advertising can kill a bad movies opening, it tends to follow that it helps a good movies opening.

  5. What about after the pirated copies were out? by omeomi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    FTA: "it was enough time to keep bootleg DVDs off the streets as the film racked up a record-breaking $158.4 million on opening weekend. The movie has now taken in more than $300 million."

    So, they credit those 38 hours for the record-breaking $158.4 million they made on opening weekend, but they've made another $150 million since the pirated copies have been available (according to the article). So, the pirated copies becoming available didn't seem to have much of an affect, did it?

    1. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by PIBM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, as they said in TFA, preventing copies from reaching out is mostly helpfull when you have a dud in your hands. If the movie's bad, and people learn it before the weekend, the opening event will be very bad and you lose tons of money. If they don't know about it yet, they'll all go to the theater and get ripped off...

    2. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by bmorency · · Score: 0, Troll

      How do you know? $150 million is a lot but maybe if the pirated copies were still not available that number could be even higher.

    3. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      Movies almost always make the most money they're going to make on opening weekend. There is the occasional sleeper which becomes a hit later on, but TDK is most definitely not one of those.

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    4. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by revengance · · Score: 1

      So they are stopping the pirates from spreading the truth?

    5. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I, for one, would never have paid to see this excellent movie on the big screen in full surround if I could have downloaded a crappy camcorder copy with someone's head blocking 1/3 of the screen... nosiree!

    6. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by kidgenius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, that's not what they said. What they said was they were able to keep the film from being bootlegged, DESPITE an incredibly successful opening. With that many people watching it, it's a shock that a cam copy didn't come out SOONER.

    7. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by Deathlizard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Considering that TDK broke the 2nd Week record, I'd say that it pretty much shoots down that "piracy kills sales" theory.

      Another thing. I saw a Pirate version of TDK after seeing it the first day. I can say without any doubt that the Pirate version ruins this movie. If you watched this movie pirated, you'll probably think it sucks. It just doesn't work the same as it does in the theater, since they use detailed shots and surround sound extensively to build up tension and effect, especially in the shock moments of the film. Basically, this movie deserves your money, so do yourself a favor and watch it in a Theater.

    8. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by Exanon · · Score: 1

      You have to realize that the way these companies think is not how much money they have earned. But rather, how much more they COULD HAVE earned.
      We know that a shitty cam-recording of the movie isn't going to put a dent in the sales at the box office. But WB is definetely counting that they could have made double that amount if they had delayed it 72 hours more. The bad thing about piracy is that you can't really measure it accurately, so you can pretty much blame everything on it and get away with it.

      It's only going to be a matter of time before they start searching every one going into a movie theater. (Unless it has already happened).

    9. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are your data? You sound as uninformed and biased as the movie execs. And it is 'effect', not 'affect', you mountebank. Why would I trust someone to draw inferences who doesn't even know that basic bit of English? Ignominious, I tell you.

    10. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that seem to imply that the opposite would be true if you have a good movie? In other words, if you make a good movie and it becomes available online, more people will go to see it?

      I was going to download a camed version of Dark Knight, but the reviews at The Pirate Bay suggested that the movie was good enough to be worth seeing in theaters. So thats what I'll be doing as soon as I get my next paycheck.

    11. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by eulernet · · Score: 1

      If the movie's bad, and people learn it before the weekend

      ... and the pirates won't take the risk to camcord such a movie !

    12. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by Hairy+Heron · · Score: 1

      They'll cam anything.

    13. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

      Are they arguing that they can't sell people on the moviegoing experience? If that's true, how in the world did they sell any tickets since everyone knows the bootleg will be available in a week, maximum?

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    14. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you _lose_ tons of money, or do you simply not _recieve_ that money?

    15. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      I recently berated someone who said they had a copy of Wall-E for the kids. I just can't imagine seeing a Pixar movie for the first time on anything but the big screen, and after that, why would I want to see a bunch of beautifully created animation watched through some guy's camcorder?

      I think it's almost a form of covetousness. It's not about the experience and pleasure of the movie with this. It's just about having it in almost a box-ticking fashion, or to shut the kids up when they say they want to see it (despite the fact that you'll ruin it for them).

  6. It would have made that money anyways by matazar · · Score: 1

    Cam quality sucks and for a movie as good as this, people are going to pay to see a quality version in theaters.
    Even if it was a terrible movie, people would still pay to see it. They are wasting their time trying to delay piracy.

    1. Re:It would have made that money anyways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually around the "quality" in the theaters is so bad that I'd rather wait for the DVD release.

    2. Re:It would have made that money anyways by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I watched Iron Man in the cinema and it was worth it. Not so sure about the recent Indiana Jones and the Tarzan Kid of Doom - some relatives wanted to see it so we went, as per normal movies I set my IQ to low (and suspension of disbelief to medium), and it initially went like an average Indy Jones movie but when Tarzan Boy started swinging from tree to tree, let's just say my default configuration wasn't ready for that).

      I'm glad I didn't watch Star Wars Episode 2-3 in the cinema.

      LoTR = worth it on large screen (I must say the last one seemed to have like 12 endings and they couldn't decide which ones to cut so they showed them all ;) ).

      In my country there are plenty of distributors of Unauthorized Copies, but people were queuing up to watch LoTR in the cinemas, even _weeks_ after the first screening, tickets were often sold out.

      You make a good movie, people will buy the tickets. People can make coffee at home and many have fancy expensive coffee machines at home, but lots of people still go to Starbucks and pay for coffee.

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    3. Re:It would have made that money anyways by matazar · · Score: 1

      It's still 100x better than the cam.

      I watched it in theaters and then looked at the sample of a cam version which is barely watchable.

  7. Cams by Spad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Does anyone really download Cam copies of movies these days? Especially for dark, special effect-filled, high motion movies like Dark Knight where most Cams are basically unwatchable.

    I'd be surprised if Cam copies had *any* actual impact on movie ticket revenues; I know if I was so desperate to see a movie that I couldn't wait for the DVD release (Or DVD rip), I'd pay the £6 to watch it in the cinema in decent quality on a big screen.

    1. Re:Cams by BorgDrone · · Score: 1

      Indeed, in this time of HDTV and surround sound, I wonder why anyone even bothers releasing or watching a CAM version.

    2. Re:Cams by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Worse, Cam caps are likely to have difficulty with dark scenes, which would have made most of The Dark Knight unwatchable period (oh, there's a dark blob moving near another dark blob...).

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    3. Re:Cams by Xtravar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you're curious about a new movie but don't care about it enough to pay for a ticket... why not watch a cam rip?

      Of course most people want to see Batman in person and not a cam rip, but for less anticipated movies (and less special effects movies) the eye candy is not that important.

      Like let's say a new movie like "Sex and the City" is out, and you're half interested for whatever reason, but you would never pay $9 for a ticket to see it. Obviously, nobody sees that movie for the graphics, right? You load up Bittorrent, download the cam rip, and watch it without leaving your house. The bonus is that nobody has to know you wanted to see it. Or maybe there's a girlfriend involved who wanted to see it, and you only watch it with her because it's in the privacy of your home, and save $18 then.

      I'm just throwing out scenarios here, but there are plenty of reasons to watch cam rips. Maybe you're poor, or don't have a HD home theater, or whatever.

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    4. Re:Cams by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Maybe you're poor, or don't have a HD home theater, or whatever.

      Well, if you're poor, that pretty much automatically disqualifies you as a potential customer.

      At that point, it only becomes a pointless debate about whether it's "fair" for you to get to see it anyway. But it has pretty much zero economic impact.

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    5. Re:Cams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're "poor", then wth are you doing having a decent PC and high speed internet? You could sell the PC, and stop paying the monthly ISP bill, and maybe you could go see a movie every couple months. Or at least pay your rent.

    6. Re:Cams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree.

      I usually watch downloaded cam copies of a movie if it's a movie that I'm not interested in seeing at the cinema. e.g. Rambo - a good film as it happens, but I didn't want to pay money to see it, but I'll quite happily recommend it to friends as it exceeded my expectations.

      I'm not interested in downloading Dark Knight as it's a film I want to watch on the big screen - a shitty cam copy is not going to cut it with a film that I really want to watch.

    7. Re:Cams by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Yes, for a lot of reasons:

      Don't have the money.
      Cinema in your country is not showing it.
      Don't care about special effects, just interested in the story.
      Don't like sitting still for >2 hours at a time.
      Sick of wasting money on crap at the cinema.
      Want to watch it at 4am.
      Bored, and got nothing better to do.

    8. Re:Cams by ACMENEWSLLC · · Score: 1

      Cam movies? I suppose people with small screens such as iPod and WM would be fine with that.

      So here is a question. If one went to see a movie, bought a DVD (license?) to watch the same movie, then download it in PSP format - is one breaking US law? Do they count that as lost revenue?

    9. Re:Cams by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      Why yes people do. I live in Japan so the movie is still a ways off here. Theres one good rip out, and one blurry one. Cams have come a long ways.

    10. Re:Cams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but are you actually blind?

      HD has nothing to do with it: cam rips are butt-ugly. Distractingly ugly. Ugly enough that they can actually be painful to the eyes to watch.

      If you're going to watch a bootleg movie, you're not going to watch the cam rip. You're going to wait for the telecine or a dvdrip from a promotional copy. I don't know of anyone who has downloaded a file marked CAM more than once, and I work at (and attend) a major university.

      It's not that the quality of a cam rip is bad, it's that it's nearly unwatchable. Wanting to watch a movie and grabbing a cam rip is like wanting to drink Kool-Aid and drinking the urine of a cultist.

    11. Re:Cams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did download a (Russian-subtitled!) cam of Kung Fu Panda a week or so after it opened. We'd seen it opening weekend at a theater, but my 4-year-old wanted to see the "skadoosh" scene again; I couldn't find it on YouTube, so I just torrented the movie and I showed him the skadoosh. Yay! I left the cam there for a few weeks but he didn't ask for it again, so I deleted it. The important lesson here is that we did pay to see the movie (and happily so), but when my kid wanted to see one scene again, I gladly downloaded a copy for that purpose.

      I don't know how many people download cams in order to actually watch the whole movie -- probably the only people who do are either 1) people who don't have enough disposable income to see every movie when it comes out but do have a high-speed internet connection (high school/college students, who have internet provided by their parents/college, and tend to be obsessive about the latest in pop culture), or 2) people who live in areas the movie hasn't been released yet, but want to see it ASAP (e.g. overseas folks; most movies are still not released everywhere simultaneously), or 3) people who don't care about video quality and just want something to watch. I'm sure there's a few other corner case categories in there. But many of these people would pay to see the movie if they could.

      Like others have said, the studios need to stop worrying about casual piracy. (Organized crime/for-profit piracy is a separate issue entirely.) It costs more to try to thwart it then you'll ever make up in ticket sales. The number of people who can afford to pay to see a movie, and are logistically capable of getting to a theater that's showing it, but also choose to pirate instead anyway is vanishingly small.

    12. Re:Cams by Dark_Gravity · · Score: 1

      Like let's say a new movie like "Sex and the City" is out, and you're half interested for whatever reason, but you would never pay $9 for a ticket to see it. Obviously, nobody sees that movie for the graphics, right?

      That depends on *how* graphic. I'd pay for the NC-17 version.

    13. Re:Cams by houghi · · Score: 1

      If I would not care enough, I would wait till somebody uploads the DVD.

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    14. Re:Cams by Hairy+Heron · · Score: 1

      Because the vast majority of people don't have HDTVs or surround sound systems. By most estimates HDTVs have a market penetration between 8-12%.

    15. Re:Cams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone really download Cam copies of movies these days? Especially for dark, special effect-filled, high motion movies like Dark Knight where most Cams are basically unwatchable.

      Yeah, I do, I preview stuff before my kids watch anything.

      The ratings they give movies are not what they used to be.

    16. Re:Cams by mfh · · Score: 1

      Cams make you want to buy a ticket. Come on it's not that expensive and it's a better experience -- especially for big action films. It feels like you're really there! :P

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    17. Re:Cams by BorgDrone · · Score: 1

      even on a sdtv a cam version is unwatchable. Anything less than a DVD version with good stereo audio is not enjoyable to watch.

    18. Re:Cams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if you were so desperate to see it that you didn't want to wait for it to show in your country? If I'm reading the IMDB chart right, there's still countries where it hasn't screened yet, like Japan.

      Not to worry, though, I'm sure they'll all just download it on their phat 100/100 Mb/s lines. The quality shouldn't be a problem either, they probably have some futuristic CSI upscaling technology on their cubic-inch sized mobile phones.

    19. Re:Cams by Renaissance+2K · · Score: 1

      Like let's say a new movie like "Sex and the City" is out, and you're half interested for whatever reason...

      Charlotte doesn't get naked.

      There. I just saved you a few hours of download time.

    20. Re:Cams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another real life scenario: I recall a girlfriend and I were curious about some time-travel romance film from years ago. But as it seemed a chick flick, we were both pretty wary of bothering with it. A few hours later we had the cam version... watched the first few minutes and actually enjoyed it. We then got ready and actually went to the theater to see it in the higher quality of the real screen. It really is all about quality sometimes.

    21. Re:Cams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it hard to believe that someone could afford a computer and a high-speed Internet connection but not movie tickets.

    22. Re:Cams by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      If you're "poor", then wth are you doing having a decent PC and high speed internet?

      Simple: You're a college student. Parents paid for the computer, and the school pays for the Internet.

      That's not the only example, but it is the easiest.

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    23. Re:Cams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe there's a WHAT involved?

    24. Re:Cams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHERE DO I GET THESE $9 TICKETS?!
      Honestly! If I could only pay $9 for a movie I'd go watch any movie that sounded even remotely interesting, but the price has just passed the $20 mark here.

    25. Re:Cams by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Like let's say a new movie like "Sex and the City" is out, and you're half interested for whatever reason, but you would never pay $9 for a ticket to see it. Obviously, nobody sees that movie for the graphics, right?

      Actually, I'm not sure what anyone would watch it for. It's certainly not the high-quality acting, the fantastic script or the deep intellectual plot.

  8. And another thing by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know what helps to prevent piracy?

    Making a really terrible movie.

    There are people out there who will track you down, smear you with honey and stake you out on top of an ant hill if you catch you distributing copies of "Alone in the Dark" or "BloodRayne". It's how the community polices itself.

    1. Re:And another thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, ever heard of cinemageddon?

  9. Rumor has it... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Funny

    They used the Disappearing Camcorder Trick© to "persuade" would be pirateurs to go elsewhere...

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    1. Re:Rumor has it... by sirstar · · Score: 1

      Ta-Da! Where did the Camcorder go?

  10. From the article: by martin_henry · · Score: 5, Funny

    "If the movie's a stiff, and word gets out too early that it's a stiff, it's devastating to the business model," Garland said.

    here come the tears...

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    1. Re:From the article: by Machtyn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That's why you should never see a movie on opening weekend. Unless you really, really want to do so.

    2. Re:From the article: by moxley · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow...I never though of it this way.

      What if...What if everything could be like that?

      Tell me more about this "only do things that you really want to do" philosophy....It sounds revolutionary...

    3. Re:From the article: by fracai · · Score: 4, Funny

      Perhaps you would like to subscribe to Machtyn's newsletter?

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    4. Re:From the article: by Firehed · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only if you really, really want to, of course. No pressure.

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    5. Re:From the article: by markov_chain · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why not make it illegal to talk about the movie? There could probably be a copyright basis somehow, and apparently it does hurt the business.

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    6. Re:From the article: by Bandman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a great concept, really! Not doing what other people tell you to do has a long, and glorious history.

    7. Re:From the article: by neonmonk · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm going to wait until at least the 2nd or 3rd edition...

    8. Re:From the article: by Ucklak · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because I'd really like paying full price to see a scratchy print?

      Some of us like going to theatres and I like to see movies I think would be worth seeing on opening weekend for the primary reason that the scratches on the prints would be less than weeks later.
      Another reason I see movies on opening weekend is the premium screen that my local cineplex offers for tentpole releases.

      What bothers me about the movie experience is:
      A) scratchy prints which is noticeable to me after the first week.
      B) this new copy code (the pattern of orange dots) that flashes on the screen and I DO SEE THEM and THEY DO BOTHER ME.

      The kids matinees that offer family movies that were released years before are really scratchy but I don't complain for $1 a ticket.

      The copy code is a nuisance that I put up with vs seeing a film on the big screen. It really sucks. It was painfully obvious when I saw Master and Commander (storm scenes) and the same with the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. I still see it when it's flashed but recently I've seen it on scenes with stuff in it instead of a blank frame.

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    9. Re:From the article: by felipekk · · Score: 1

      Now that's a novel idea. Perhaps we should wait a week to see if it's worth.

    10. Re:From the article: by 328iS · · Score: 1

      Interesting concept... Add a statement to the license on the back of the movie stub stating that all comments posted publically through blogs, reviews, etc. must be approved by the movie studio. I wonder if I can patent this idea?

    11. Re:From the article: by WNight · · Score: 1

      So bitch about the scratched film on non-opening day releases. They only keep using the film as long as they do because they think the scratches don't detract.

      The orange dots are annoying. Like retail software, the copy protection is getting so bad to punish the people who don't pay that the movie is hardly worth it for the real customers.

      Do they still play commercials in front of them? Last movie I saw in the theater (ever) was Crouching Tiger - not coincidentally it was the first (that I saw - small town) to start with a commercial, just like TV.

    12. Re:From the article: by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Why not make it illegal to talk about the movie? There could probably be a copyright basis somehow, and apparently it does hurt the business.

      Because, reviewing and referencing a movie for purposes of review is still a protected fair-use right.

      Making it illegal to talk about a movie would hurt them because nobody could say anything good about it if it didn't suck.

      Or, we could change the law to Ebert and Roper and all the other reviewers can only give all movies the highest rating. Which, would be kind of stupid and make reviews useless.

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    13. Re:From the article: by dmm79 · · Score: 1

      I don't go to theaters either, my last trip was about 5 years ago. Last I heard the tickets were like $10 or something. Now if I went every week I would pay $20 for tickets alone for me and my wife, which is over a $1000 a year, not counting gas and overpriced drinks and popcorn. This is how I can afford a home theater that puts most movie theaters to shame. So what if I see the movie 6 months later, I get to watch it in the comfort of my home without any annoyances and a couple of beers to make it even sweeter.

    14. Re:From the article: by Buran · · Score: 1

      Or wait til it hits DVD/blu-ray. Cheaper over the long run since you can watch it many times, more cost-effective these days if you want to bring someone with you or have them come to your house, your snacks made your way, your bathroom/phone/whatever breaks with pause button, perfect quality without added crap (I notice those dots too). Who needs theaters anymore? Many people have better sound systems than the theater does, these days, anyway. (I don't, but I'm deaf-since-birth in one ear so I just have a pair of stereo speakers with a built-in woofer/amp, as surround is lost on me).

    15. Re:From the article: by Buran · · Score: 3, Informative

      They just raised it to $10 in my area, finally. I quit going to theaters when they did that and also cut the matinee hours beyond the times I was willing to go. They also cut the discounts out for those associated with universities. Combined with Gestapo-like surveillance tactics in which customers are treated like potential criminals, they've succeeeded in driving me to waiting for the blu-ray, which I can watch as I like without big brother watching me to make sure I'm not doing something they don't like.

      I'm not a pirate, nor do I use camcorders in theaters, but I DO get offended at the assumption that I am.

    16. Re:From the article: by infalliable · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I love that the comments that people found out early that the movie was crap and didn't go see it.

    17. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "local cineplex".. "tentpole releases".. isn't there a lawn you need to be guarding somewhere?

    18. Re:From the article: by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      My local theater (1 screen; 180 seats) often gets films opening weekend. Wall-E, opening weekend. $3 tickets, and cheap refreshments, too.

      The theater is a family-friendly place; they only run G, PG, and occasionally PG-13 films.

    19. Re:From the article: by Machtyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, goodness... flamebait? Really? My point is that there are a lot of people, as some might say "sheeple", who flock to opening weekend movies like they just need to be part of the masses. This jacks up the popularity of a movie unnecessarily... which is the point of some of the posts here.

      Granted, I probably should have been more verbose and stated: "Unless you really, really want to see the movie and you're not doing it because I have this dire need to be a part of the masses but because the movie interested you."

      I usually wait to see what happens the second or third weekend. I guess you can tell that I don't buy the latest & greatest, I didn't hop the iPod, iPhone, iwhatever bandwagon, I've never watched Titanic all the way through, and I'll not likely see this latest Batman (I don't like getting into the mind of the psychotically and murderously deranged.)

    20. Re:From the article: by Buran · · Score: 2, Funny

      Excuse me, but why the hell is this comment a troll, fucknut?

    21. Re:From the article: by BabbageTuring · · Score: 1

      That what movie reviews are for, so you can blame Roger Ebert and Daniel Lyon for wasting your $14.00 at the theatre.

    22. Re:From the article: by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      I didn't hop the iPod, iPhone, iwhatever bandwagon

      I believe its called the iBandwagon.

    23. Re:From the article: by Mista2 · · Score: 1

      Just went with my wife to see it last night, but both late sessions were sold out so we saw Prince Caspian instead. As a trip out to the movies now costs NZ$15 each for a ticket, plus $10 for parking, $20 for munchies, and $20 an hr for babysitting, we won't be back in to see Batman now while it is in cinema release, so I guess I'll just download a rip when it comes out on DVD. 8)

    24. Re:From the article: by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      What if you like the masses of people at the theater on opening night? Yes, some of us like other people (or, as some might say, "sheeple").

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    25. Re:From the article: by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Or, we could change the law to Ebert and Roper and all the other reviewers can only give all movies the highest rating. Which, would be kind of stupid and make reviews useless.

      And this would be a change, how?

      As long as more than 50% of the movies are rated as "above average", you know that the critics don't report the truth. It's much like game scores, where 7/10 really means "bad".

    26. Re:From the article: by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

      Granted, I probably should have been more verbose and stated: "Unless you really, really want to see the movie and you're not doing it because I have this dire need to be a part of the masses but because the movie interested you."

      It could be argued that the guy who pays to satisfy his herd instincts has less issues than the guy who pays because he really, really wants to see another guy beat up other guys while dressed up as a bat.

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  11. only 300mil by MikeyG79 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow - 300million and they are worried about a thousand people watching poor quality pirated copies. Bet it wouldn't even be 1mil less in earnings

    1. Re:only 300mil by FSWKU · · Score: 1

      ...and they are worried about a thousand people watching poor quality pirated copies. Bet it wouldn't even be 1mil less in earnings

      Nowhere close. Well, unless all the downloaders were regulars at the most expensive movie theater in the world. But hey, at $1,000 per ticket there, you can't always afford to go see EVERY movie that comes out...

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  12. Fidelity is its own reward... by wild_quinine · · Score: 1
    My ability to appreciate fidelity has improved leaps and bounds with some of the innovations we've been seeing in quality, and I don't specifically mean Blu Ray or HDTV broadcasts, although those have certainly had an impact, but even high quality high resolution screens and DVD players that can output the image properly, and really make a difference. I couldn't watch a cam job if you paid me.

    The down side is that the cinema I went to watch this movie at let the movie slip out of focus and completely ruined the whole thing for me.

    1. Re:Fidelity is its own reward... by camperslo · · Score: 1

      The down side is that the cinema I went to watch this movie at let the movie slip out of focus and completely ruined the whole thing for me.

      When something like that happens go ask for either a refund or tickets to a later showing.
      They do want repeat business and more than likely will attempt to make you happy.

    2. Re:Fidelity is its own reward... by wild_quinine · · Score: 1

      When something like that happens go ask for either a refund or tickets to a later showing. They do want repeat business and more than likely will attempt to make you happy.

      You are correct in that this is the sensible course of action. However, since the climax of the movie was already ruined, they were unable to offer reshowings, and unwilling to offer full refunds since 'it was only a problem for ten minutes out of two hours', most people just ate the shit they got fed.

      I got free tickets for another show because I am capable of holding my corner, but I do dislike being bolshy, and I despise being put into a position where I feel like I either have to be an arrogant, know-it-all ass, or go home empty handed. I know a lot of other were turned away.

      The saddest thing of all is that when the screen went out of focus, for the first minute or two I wondered if this was an anti-piracy measure being put into effect to stop cammers getting the whole movie. That's when I shed a silent tear, because in a world where you believe that is possible, and are accepting of it, you've already lost the battle.

    3. Re:Fidelity is its own reward... by celery+stalk · · Score: 1

      The theater I was in experienced an issue too. The picture was fine, but the audio had issues...the center channel speaker, which plays damn near ALL the dialog, was off in some way. There was no depth to the sound, as if you were hearing it through a telephone. I checked another room that was playing TDK, and it sounded fine.

      I too mentioned this to management, actually left the movie to go tell them. I got to see another movie for free for my troubles, which worked out OK for me (Get Smart - it was better than I expected).

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  13. Double dare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is a double dare for the pirates to break the 38 hour record next time. What a useless tactic.

    This is priceless:
    "If the movie's a stiff, and word gets out too early that it's a stiff, it's devastating to the business model," Garland said."

    In another words, if we can keep the movie audience quiet for several days, we will rip off enough people to cover our costs and make some extra dough.

    1. Re:Double dare by Lucky_Norseman · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is priceless: "If the movie's a stiff, and word gets out too early that it's a stiff, it's devastating to the business model," Garland said."

      In another words, if we can keep the movie audience quiet for several days, we will rip off enough people to cover our costs and make some extra dough.

      That is the business model. Screwing the customer.

    2. Re:Double dare by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 2, Informative

      You laugh, but it worked for Spiderman 3!

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    3. Re:Double dare by demonbug · · Score: 1

      And 2!

    4. Re:Double dare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several days? When we get a subscription based internet, content providers will be able to control dissenting opinion. Just pay ISPs to make permitting freely made movie comments on your site punishable by being taken out of the standard packages and put on pay per view. Then it'll be weeks, even months before most people find out a movie was awful without paying for it first.

    5. Re:Double dare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are the pirates going to have to climb and run through an obstacle course full of slime in order to put their bootlegs on the internet?

    6. Re:Double dare by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      This is a double dare for the pirates to break the 38 hour record next time.

      Or they're going to go way overboard. I can just see it:

      Step one: Hijack a Office Depot truck, and snag all of the blank DVDs and multi-records you can

      Step two: Get the earliest version of the movie you can. (Protip: If you took the plasma tvs off the truck, they'll be great Theatre Manager / Projectionist bribery material

      Step three: Make as many million copies of $Movie as you can.

      Step four: The night before opening night, get a stack of the $Movie dvds to every kid who delivers flyers, newspapers, periodicals or coupon books. Have them stuff one DVD as a "special bonus insert" into everything they distribute.

      Step five: Enjoy the thought that on opening day, damn near everyone in the country will have a pirated copy of the movie to watch at their leisure.

  14. Considering the release date in Germany... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Considering that the movie is not going to be released in Germany until late August, there isn't much of a chance to prevent bootleg copies from being available before the theatrical release. Let's see how that strategy works for them.

  15. Doubtful by DustyShadow · · Score: 1

    Those who pirate movies are going to do it anyways. I highly doubt delaying them a few hours is going to change their weekend plans.

    1. Re:Doubtful by Cal+Paterson · · Score: 1

      RTFA; people who pirate movies can circulate bad news faster, creating an adverse effect on the opening weekend.

  16. I never understood screeners by Piata · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I never understood the appeal of screeners. If I'm not interested enough to see a movie when it comes out in theaters, I'll rent it when it comes out on DVD. Watching a shaky cam with terrible audio at some awkward angle and half the screen covered in subtitles is not even worth the bandwidth needed to download it.

    1. Re:I never understood screeners by Mascot · · Score: 2, Informative

      You seem to be mixing the terms. Screeners are not cam jobs.

      That nitpick besides, I totally agree. I'd never ruin a movie by watching a cam. These days I don't bother with anything below DVD quality and 5.1 sound.

      Since I loath going to the cinema, this usually means having to wait a bit. But I don't mind.

    2. Re:I never understood screeners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terminology..

      Screener means a screening copy, that goes out to reviewers, award committees and people like that. It's usually a DVD or VHS rip.

    3. Re:I never understood screeners by Ubitsa_teh_1337 · · Score: 1

      A cam is not the same as a 'screener'. These days, DVD screeners usually have near-DVD quality, so for most movies it's quite suitable. For a movie like Dark Knight, a dvd screener of course wouldn't cut it. But neither will the DVD - I'll download the HD :)

    4. Re:I never understood screeners by martin_henry · · Score: 1

      dvd screener != cam recording

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    5. Re:I never understood screeners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screeners are not cam jobs. A screener is a pre-release copy of the film that is sent to reviewers or other people involved with the movie before it even hits the theater. They generaly have scenes missing or unfinished special effects but are of dvd release quality otherwise.

    6. Re:I never understood screeners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      screener != cam. One is a pre-release copy via official sources to a select few people (sometimes VHS, usually DVD). A cam is a low-quality rip taken inside a cinema.

    7. Re:I never understood screeners by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I can't stand going to the cinema anymore. It costs around 50% of the price of the DVD (so if two of you go, it costs as much as the DVD and you only get to watch it once), the chairs make my back hurt, and it's all-round a much less enjoyable experience than watching it at home.

      When a company releases a film, they pour a lot of money into the hype machine, and it generally impinges on my consciousness, at least slightly. If they released DVDs at this point, then I would either buy or rent one. If they wait for six months, then I am likely to have forgotten about the film by the time it comes out and so they are far less likely to see any money from me.

      I used to pirate films, but now I just can't be bothered. If they aren't going to make them available in a form that I want then I'll spend my money and attention on something else, and they'll lose out in the ability to sell me tie-in products.

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    8. Re:I never understood screeners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      screener != cam/ts/tc, so yeah i'd say you don't understand.

  17. Der... by whisper_jeff · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm just glad the summary had this added on: "You know what else helps have a big opening weekend? Making a good movie." I mean, seriously, the successful opening weekend probably had next-to-nothing with the "extra vigilance" and had everything to do with the fact that the movie is, top to bottom, fantastic. Make a good movie and people will pay to see it. Make good product and people will pay money for it. It's not rocket science. But, of course, they'll tout the success of the movie and the "extra vigilance" as proof that piracy hurts their other movies which don't have similar record-breaking opening weeks. Never you mind that those movies aren't half as good as The Dark Knight - their success suffered because of those filthy pirates! sigh...

    1. Re:Der... by bjourne · · Score: 1

      I don't find that theory all that unrealistic. Of the cinema movies I have seen in the last two years, almost half of them have been bad. Often when deciding what movie to watch, you have no other information available than some awesome looking posters and TV commercials. It is a market with insufficient information completely controlled by the sellers. If I knew beforehand which movies stink, then ofcourse I would buy less cinema tickets.

      It is not that lots of people are watching camcorded movies instead of purchasing tickets, but those that do, and decides to post how awful the movie is, reduces sales.

    2. Re:Der... by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 1

      No, the successful opening weekend has a lot to do with marketing, rather than the quality of the movie. Although of course a good movie is easier to market, it also has to be visually impressive, of a mass market genre, building on established characters or actors, and so on. Just because something is a good film doesn't mean the mass market will like it. Ang Lee's Hulk is a good example - good film, true to the source material, lots of critics liked it, just as much action as The Incredible Hulk, stiffs because it isn't mindless enough for the Hulk Smash fans. Unless you're of the belief that everyone should have the same opinion, there's no way to guarantee a well made film will get a wildly positive response, so the difference between The Dark Knight (38hrs after opening) and The Hulk (2 weeks before the opening) is monetarily significant.

      Make good product and people will pay money for it. It's not rocket science.

      Thank you Captain Obvious, but also: Make good product and people will steal it. It's not rocket science. That isn't to get into the old "you can't steal intellectual property" argument, it's just to point out the vacuity of the statement.

      I very much doubt that anyone at Warner is claiming the successful opening weekend is entirely due to the "extra vigilance", except for the people responsible for those particular measures. Nonetheless there is a clear business case for yet another measure in what must have been a fairly comprehensive production including viral marketing, advertising, product placement, casting, and other processes that some soulless people will measure in terms of money rather than art.

      Of course, if you don't want those soulless money people involved, on principle you shouldn't watch films like The Dark Knight because they are well beyond the budgets of indie film making.

    3. Re:Der... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This little tactic is fine with me, let it show everyone that no matter how much or little a movie is shared, if it sucks, you wont be making any money.

    4. Re:Der... by whisper_jeff · · Score: 1

      Thank you Captain Obvious...

      I'll ignore the obvious troll tone of your reply and instead simply point out it's clearly not as obvious as you think. Simply pay attention to many of the comments coming from Big Media regarding their drop in sales and whatnot - they have not yet clued into the fact that good product generates money while crap doesn't. But, hey, why point out the error in your thinking when you throw around fancy words like "vacuity"?

    5. Re:Der... by wojci2 · · Score: 1

      Make good product and people will pay money for it.
      You are so right. In my case, I downloaded a shitty cam, looked at the first few minutes and decided to go to the movies. It was quite expensive but still worth it as the movie was great. So from my perspective it seems like the piracy helped the movie make more money.

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    6. Re:Der... by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 1

      There is no troll tone in my post; in no way are my comments off-topic or irrelevant. Why on earth do you think your condescending post full of bullshit deserves a respectful tone?

      it's clearly not as obvious as you think

      Actually, the reason I made a sarcastic Captain Obvious comment is precisely because I don't think the situation is obvious. That's also the reason I mentioned that there are so many other factors involved. Just to remind you - you're the one trying to over-simplify the situation.

      good product generates money while crap doesn't

      This is complete, utter bullshit. You're either completely full of it, or an idiot who thinks that Paris Hilton is in fact a business genius.

      why point out the error in your thinking

      I pointed out the error in yours, but you've not even tried to point out the error in mine. You've simply re-phrased your original assertion like some political spin doctor who thinks that saying the same thing twice is somehow supposed to be an argument. The fact that there are idiots in the corporate world does not prevent you from being an idiot yourself. You also seemed to have missed my reference to "soulless people" who think in terms of money, not art. So thank you Captain Obvious, but I'm already aware of what Big Media is saying.

  18. You know what else helps by Britz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    have a big opening weekend? Making a good movie. ... or getting your star killed.

    Also:
    (from Wikipedia):
    Warner Bros. created a viral marketing campaign for The Dark Knight, developing promotional websites and trailers highlighting screenshots of Heath Ledger as the Joker. After Ledger's death in January 2008, however, the studio refocused its promotional campaign.[3][4] The film was released on July 16, 2008 in Australia, on July 18, 2008 in North America, and on July 24, 2008 in the United Kingdom. Prior to its box office debut in North America, record numbers of advance tickets were sold for The Dark Knight. The film has broken multiple box office records, and achieved an overall approval rating of 95% on review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes.

    That's called good ol' fashioned marketing.

    1. Re:You know what else helps by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting they killed Heath Ledger, just to ensure this movie would sell?

      I guess I don't find that too hard to believe.

    2. Re:You know what else helps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you not even read the quote you posted? They focused on Ledger up until he died - then out of respect, focused it on other aspects of the movie. Yes, the marketing played a role - but for this movie, I'm pretty sure they could have just made sure as many people knew about the date as possible and they would've had almost as much success.

      To me, the creative advertising surrounding Batman simply shows the culture of the people making the movie, rather than, "Oh noes - the commercial says I must see this movie. Here's my money".

      Also, I'm sick and tired of this, "it's only good because he died garbage".

      No. Regardless of whether or not Ledger had died, this movie would have been just as good.

      It's good because of terrific acting from all members of cast (I'd say Bale probably was weakest in terms of the main cast - but that was still way better than most any other movie and probably simply due to him being in a bat suit way more often than in the first one). It's good because of an amazing plot and you can tell they took the time to build-up all the major events, but not in a hurried way. The movie itself could have been stretched into 2 fairly decent ones, but neither, I think, as good as this one alone.

      And yes - Ledger's performance and the way the Joker was written is truly amazing and a fairly novel take on the character.

    3. Re:You know what else helps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      have a big opening weekend? Making a good movie. ... or getting your star killed.

      Opinions like yours are simply deplorable. You yourself quoted that the campaign was focused on the Joker even before Heath Ledger's death, it's what the movie is about.

    4. Re:You know what else helps by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1
      Yeah. I haven't seen it yet, but the Ledger thing is a good study in sociology. I have no idea how good he was in it, but he could have stunk up the screen (at least to some degree) and people would still claim it was the best performance since Raging Bull. It's sad that he died and all, but it's going to be really annoying come awards time with all the teary tributes. It would sure suck to be someone who did a better performance but get stuck against him come Oscar time.

      "But my performance was better - more nuanced, a more complex character, a deeper plot to exploit, etc...!!?!"

      "He's dead, you dick!"

    5. Re:You know what else helps by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Why not? NASA killed JFK so they could get funding for the fake lunar movie sets.

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    6. Re:You know what else helps by Britz · · Score: 1

      I guess you misunderstood my post. I did read my quote. They did some good marketing AND the star died.

      The fact that the marketing focused on the guy who dies right up to his death might have contributed.

      Still. Marketing AND Death was what made for a great opening weekend. And if (and I am not saying either way) the movie is good, it will sell more tickets down the line.

  19. Couldn't they make DVDs by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Interesting

    of new theatrical releases available for rent too at the same time the movie is in theatres?

    Not everyone wants to go watch a movie with a bunch of unruly kids / idiots who can't be bothered to shut up and/or turn off their cellphones

    1. Re:Couldn't they make DVDs by Grey_14 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      heh, I went to a 12:01 showing of TDK, during both the watchmen trailer and the opening WB logo for the movie, you could have heard a pin drop in the theater, people were incredibly silent, after that I was far too absorbed in the movie to notice anything else around me. :P

      (And yeah I know, going with the hardcore fan crowd isn't always possible, but it sure is nice)

    2. Re:Couldn't they make DVDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's heading the opposite way...

      We are lucky that we are still able to rent and buy new DVD movies on the same date because the studios make more money selling DVDs than through rental.
      Still, the next model will be: cinema -> 3 month later pay-per-view (stream from studio's website) -> 1 month later for sell and for rental on netflix etc. (with the usual extras+extended crap) Same for games, first pay-per-play (perhaps even an hourly rate) and later you can actually buy it.
      ...and btw. if it weren't for piracy, DVDs would only be available 6 month after cinema date.

    3. Re:Couldn't they make DVDs by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      They'll have to eventually. I've spent a total of around £400 on my home cinema setup, spread over several years. I have 5.1 surround sound and a cheap-but-nice-enough projector. My local cinema (which only has stereo in some screens, and generally manages to have slightly out-of-focus projectors) charges £6.45 for tickets. If ten of us go to watch a film, that's £64.50. If we go and see six films, we've paid more than I paid for my home set-up. If they come and watch a DVD here, they can sit on more comfortable chairs and bring some beers and food, and we can pause the film if anyone need to go to the toilet (and rewind it if we missed something). The sound quality is better and the picture quality is comparable (the screen is smaller, but we sit closer to it).

      The problem is, we pay the studios the cost of a renal to do this. I subscribe to a postal rental service and so pay somewhere between £1-2 per film. There is a big difference between £2 and £64.50 going in to the entertainment industry, and so they want to put this off for as long as possible in the hope that people would rather accept paying the extra £62.50 to see it right now, rather than in six months. Unfortunately for them, an increasing number of people are just downloading rather than waiting for the DVD, so they get nothing. I would guess that the sweet spot is probably one or two weeks - make it a cinema exclusive for that long, then release the DVDs.

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    4. Re:Couldn't they make DVDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that's the dumbest thing I have read on Slashdot. And that's saying something. Do you realize that the kids watching this movie are mesmerized, and are more likely to shank your old ass for whispering to your companion about "kids these days"? I saw it in the theater with my wife, and there were only two "flip open the cell phone" moments...both from people closer to 30 than to 20, let alone 15.

            You smell like pee. Stay home, rent it from netflix, and be confident that you can drain your colostomy bag in peace.

    5. Re:Couldn't they make DVDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that's the dumbest thing I have read on Slashdot. And that's saying something. Do you realize that the kids watching this movie are mesmerized, and are more likely to shank your old ass for whispering to your companion about "kids these days"? I saw it in the theater with my wife, and there were only two "flip open the cell phone" moments...both from people closer to 30 than to 20, let alone 15.

                  You smell like pee. Stay home, rent it from netflix, and be confident that you can drain your colostomy bag in peace.

      Damn straight. Because having just one option is the best thing for everyone.

      By the way, I really get a kick out of that photo where you're talking on a cordless phone, sitting on a toilet outside on your porch...

    6. Re:Couldn't they make DVDs by rpj1288 · · Score: 1

      Ditto. Same deal when I saw it at the 9:50 showing a week later.

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  20. Opening weekend vs. bootleg copies? by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do people actually choose between watching a bootleg copy of a movie, and watching it in the theater in the opening weekend?

    I'd expect bootleg copies to be in direct competition with dvd's, maybe hurting the value of tv rights, and perhaps even some of the last days the movie is on the big screen when you go there just to watch a movie, rather that a specific movie.

    But on the opening weekend? It seems like an entirely different experience.

    1. Re:Opening weekend vs. bootleg copies? by Wiarumas · · Score: 1

      I agree - I think that bootleg movies probably affect DVD sales rather than theatre ticket sales.

      If a movie looks good, I go see it in the theatre. I then have the decision of wanting to see it again or not. If its bad, then I won't waste my time. If its good, then I ask myself, do I want to see it now, or in 4-8 months? Then, I ask myself, does a bootlegged copy give the movie justice or does this movie deserve a case, dvd menu, extras, etc.

      Using Wall-E as an example... I saw it in the movies once, might see it again, might get the illegal version, and then will buy the DVD when its released. Do I do this for every film? Absolutely not... and trust me, I've lowered my standards for what constitutes a good film.

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    2. Re:Opening weekend vs. bootleg copies? by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But on the opening weekend? It seems like an entirely different experience.

      If I watch a bootleg, I can do it at home and not have to deal with idiot parents who bring their babies and toddlers.

  21. Controlling bad information. by Vellmont · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sounds to me like the only thing the studios are interested in is controlling the bad information. The studios want people ignorant as to if this is a good movie or not on opening night. Then a large group of people will risk their money to see it first, and the studio rakes in the dough even with a bad movie. From this perspective, T+38 hours is a hell of a lot better than T MINUS 2 weeks.

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    1. Re:Controlling bad information. by Acapulco · · Score: 1

      Agreed totally. But what can you expect from big corporations which seem to play mommy and daddy with governments that do exactly the same?
      If you keep your population undereducated (ie in ignorance), you get far more chances to control them (ie get their money). Ever read Fahrenheit 451?

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    2. Re:Controlling bad information. by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Well, yes. You don't generally sell a thing by letting people know about all the things that are wrong with it.

  22. Public Library, check DVDs out FREE, no assholes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    They can take any measure they like, pirated or not, I'll not waste money on a Hollywood movie, especially not when most movie experiences are polluted with:

    (partial list)

    # assholes talking
    # assholes farting
    # assholes laughing at the wrong time
    # assholes gesticulating wildly
    # assholes getting up during the middle of the movie and explaining loudly to the person near them why they're leaving and what do they want to eat or drink while they're blocking part of the screen
    # assholes talking on their cell phones
    # assholes allowing their cell phone to ring several times before touching it
    # assholes not talking on their cell phones, but fondling them and waving them around so the light shines in your face and distracts you from the movie
    # assholes coming in late and looking for seats
    # assholes spoiling the movie by bragging about the ending because they've seen it before
    # assholes who don't bathe or just arrived from their construction job and smile as they sit down next to you, as if you were happy to see them
    # assholes who make out with hotties in front of you
    # assholes who snack loudly
    # assholes who stick their camcorder right next to you
    # assholes who hold up their cellphone and aim it at the screen and move it around several times
    # assholes who can't sit still and move around in their seats constantly
    # assholes who start talking during slow or quiet parts of the movie because they're too stupid to take in the movie unless it's full of nonstop action so their mind starts to work again and they must fill it by talking and/or moving
    # assholes who put their feet/legs over the back of your seat
    # assholes who are sick and should stay home, but you hear them coughing throughout the entire movie
    # assholes who bring their annoying families with them, mistaking it for a play area
    # assholes who ask everyone in their row several times mundane questions and repeat themselves "what did you say? WHAT?"
    # assholes who come for air conditioning only and take out their laptop or other work and shuffle papers and other objects

    I'm not paying to see a movie in public, not with the assholes. I'm not paying to rent it, either. Instead, I'll wait a few months until it comes out to the public library on DVD, and check it out for free. FREE. I'll watch it in my own home without the assholes, and without wasting time and money in the process.

    Fuck you MPAA, and fuck you assholes, I win.

  23. Bleh. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    Bleh. Anti-piracy is just like a lock. It will never stop someone determined enough to break the lock. The question, as always, is not "if", but "when".

    1. Re:Bleh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when can I pirate PS3 games?

    2. Re:Bleh. by JavaBear · · Score: 1

      The 'when' part have no expiration date.

  24. scramble projector image only for cams? by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I often wonder why movie studios don't implement some sort of new technology to thwart 'cammers'.

      When you see video of say, a fence, or some object with lines close together often the video is distorted when played back, you'd think there would be some way to project an image so it's able to be seen clearly by people's eyes but not able to be recorded due to a camera limitations.

      Maybe a dual projector system and seeing that it's getting more common that a modern projector is film-less, all digital, it may be easier to modify it somehow.

    1. Re:scramble projector image only for cams? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Infrared light patterns would be invisible, but would screw up any CCD based camera. Just for fun, you can watch your remotes flash on a digital camera viewscreen.

    2. Re:scramble projector image only for cams? by __aaxwdb6741 · · Score: 1

      If you put up some powerful IR diodes near and around the screen, most digital cameras should be "blinded".

    3. Re:scramble projector image only for cams? by JavaBear · · Score: 1

      An additional infrared cut-off filter will solve that, so it really doesn't seem like a viable solution.
      On the other hand, haven't they tested this before?

    4. Re:scramble projector image only for cams? by Acapulco · · Score: 1

      Does anyone know if there exists any research on this?

      The parent is referring to Moire patterns (see here, but how about an analog to this, like a specially "anti-digital-encoder"-encoder, such that when the film is re-encoded (or compressed) with DivX, Xvid, mp4, etc, it will generate heavy artifacting, but won't modify the image as a human eye would see it. Or even more advanced, something to fool the camera's CCD directly. Not IR beacuse as someone posted already, an IR cutoff filter would prevent this.

      I know it's not the same, but there's already a way to generate visual patterns visible to an optical device, but not to the naked eye, like the thesis-related project of Johnny Chung Lee (look under "Moveable Interactive Projected Displays Using Projector Based Tracking").

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    5. Re:scramble projector image only for cams? by GeordieMac · · Score: 1

      true but that tiny bit of extra difficulty would filter out a good chunk of the bootleggers...

    6. Re:scramble projector image only for cams? by bloobloo · · Score: 1
    7. Re:scramble projector image only for cams? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Only the casual bootleggers. The good ones (the ones who have an online rep to protect) would get their videos from much more technically savvy sources.

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  25. Telesync, then. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A shakey cam is not worth the bandwidth.

    However, someone using a multi-thousand-dollar camcorder, with the framerate synced to the projector's, and the audio dubbed directly from the source... It won't be as good as a DVD rip later (or Blu-Ray/HD), but if I missed it in our local theater (which only has two screens), yes, it definitely might be worth watching.

    While it won't necessarily be as professionally done, keep in mind that telesync is the same process by which actual DVDs are made from a movie reel.

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    1. Re:Telesync, then. by towelie-ban · · Score: 1

      Wrong. That's a telecine. A telesync is simply a cam with direct line audio.

    2. Re:Telesync, then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it won't necessarily be as professionally done, keep in mind that telesync is the same process by which actual DVDs are made from a movie reel.

      No, that's a telecine, which is basically a fancy video camera mated to a film projector.

      A telesync is nothing more than a cam with an audio track taken directly from the source. It has very little to do with the way DVDs are made.

  26. Earth to studios by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Internet is worldwide. All audio/visual medias can be transfered via the internet.

    Update your business model and do world-wide releases.

    Marketspeak: you'll have more chance of ripping off people this way, especially on the opening weekend.

  27. Matinee. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Most kids aren't smart enough to realize that movies are shown in the daytime, too, much cheaper, and much less crowded.

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  28. Re:You know what else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Morgan Freeman was in it. You fail.

  29. Immigration? by tepples · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here in Spain

    Does Spain offer asylum for refugees from the U.S. copyright regime?

    1. Re:Immigration? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but you have to learn Spanish.

    2. Re:Immigration? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes.

  30. good movies and big openings by cptnapalm · · Score: 1

    "You know what else helps have a big opening weekend? Making a good movie."

    Citation?

    1. Re:good movies and big openings by fredan · · Score: 1

      CmdrTaco, apparently!

  31. Not The Same People by TheMeuge · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The people who put up their $150+ million to set the box-office record for the "Dark Knight" are not the same people who would be watching bad camcorder videos. The latter don't mind waiting an extra 38 hours, and certainly do mind $12/ticket.

    Every download or bootleg DVD != movie ticket.

    Maybe if the movie and music executives finally understand that the pirates are not potential customers, they'll focus on improving the satisfaction of actual customers, and thus earn more money. Instead, they are beating a horse that's not only already dead, but is rather decayed at this point.

    1. Re:Not The Same People by Retric · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know someone who stopped paying for movies and just downloads them now. So some download or bootleg DVD = movie ticket.

    2. Re:Not The Same People by Cruciform · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And then you have the people like me, who don't want to see it in a theater full of food-crunching, seat-kicking morons. I could probably download a cam of it, but I don't have any interest in that either.
      I'll wait till the blu-ray release and watch it at home (rental, because HD/blu-rays are just way overpriced)
      Of course if I could watch it at home the same day as theatrical release the studio would likely have a better shot at making more money off me. I bet they'd make a lot more off of simultaneous releases than me just renting it at blockbuster in 3 months.

    3. Re:Not The Same People by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Still. They probably download a lot more than they ever would have watched in the cinema.

      OTOH, I see the declining cinema experience being more of a driver than anything else.
      This is coming at the SAME EXACT TIME as very good home theatre setups both in terms
      of audio and video as well as pervasive DVD and download availability.

      Even if you don't pirate there is little motivation to put up with spam and inconsiderate
      people just so you can pay more for the movie than you would have buying the DVD on the
      day of release. ...which reminds me. There is a kiddie movie I wanted to pick up over at Netflix for 6 bux.

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    4. Re:Not The Same People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pirates are potential customers. Look, Im not going to lie. I often download movies that I normally would have paid for. Lots of people do this. Lets not be in denial about it.

      Also, a good telescreen is like TV broadcast quality. Its not this awful camera that's shaking around. Its 100% watchable especially on an older SD television.

      Regardless, thievery is cool nowadays. Kinda sad really.

    5. Re:Not The Same People by Collective+0-0009 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And these aren't nerds only anymore. Now my sister is in on the action (she is kinda a nerd), but so are all of her housewife friends - they all know how to get free movies, they trade them, they download telly-tubby dvd's for the kids and all that crap. So yes, it is starting to affect movie ticket sales. However I don't want her and her 3 boys at the movie theater anyways.

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    6. Re:Not The Same People by domatic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suspect a lot of people do what I do. I have ShowTime/HBO/etc. I just wait for movies to show up on the premium channels and watch them then. About once every three years or so there is something that will actually get me out to a theatre like Lord Of The Rings. The rest of the time I couldn't be fussed to either go to a theatre OR download it. Even cheap and legal downloads are currently more trouble than it would be worth to me.

    7. Re:Not The Same People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree completely. I don't go to as many movies as I used to simply because I find the quality dropping with the prices rising. Just my opinion.

      When I do see a trailer that makes me want to see a movie, I want to see it on a big screen in full world-coming-to-an-end-volume-and-base. A mediocre quality rip-off just isn't the same.

      So while I agree that "Every download or bootleg DVD != movie ticket", some of us are simply not watching as many movies. Period.

    8. Re:Not The Same People by mini+me · · Score: 1

      thievery is cool nowadays

      Then why are all the cool kids sticking to copyright infringement?

    9. Re:Not The Same People by Collective+0-0009 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You should go try some of the new "pub" theaters. I just tried one for the first time. Pervious to that I was the same as you about going to the movies (and have the home theater to prove it). I hated the cramped seating, morons eating and whispering and so on. This new theater has a full bar and restaraunt. Every other row of seats was removed and they put in tables for your drinks and food. It was really nice (the theater not so much, but the whole experience). There are a few more distractions (waiters, people eating even louder food) but the uncramped conditions makes up for it (no seat kicks!!).

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    10. Re:Not The Same People by Evildonald · · Score: 1

      I wish tickets cost $12 here. In London a single adult movie ticket in Leicester Square costs around $26 USD. That's just for one person.

    11. Re:Not The Same People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I watch movies daily. Telesync, cams, R5, ... Whatever goes. I wouldn't pay for those movies. Except for the good ones. I went to see the Dark Knight at premiere in the local theatre because I knew it was going to be worth it. It was the only movie I have seen in theatre in the last 2 years or so, and I was not disappointed.

      The fact is, I was not the only one. Many people were simply not interested in the pirated versions as it's really different thing to pay for something good and support it so that they could make more of the good ones. Quite honestly, I would pay more for my movies, if the prices were right. For your average B class movie released it should be ca. 1 euro, for drm-less download. For rather aok flicks perhaps 2? For the good ones? Well, I would have paid 50 for the Dark Knight tbh.

      This is something that the movie execs really have trouble understanding. The prices should be elastic depending on the quality, and they would have masses downloading the official versions from their official sites. It's just about not peeing on your customer really. And what's this thing about DVDs coming out MONTHS after the theatres? Please, release them the same time. Shock and awe would work in movie distribution just fine.

    12. Re:Not The Same People by lysse · · Score: 4, Interesting

      On the other hand, going to see smaller, less mainstream movies can be particularly wonderful. In the most extreme example, my ex and I had the cinema to ourselves when we went to see Secretary; but I've managed to see a fair few films with so few other people in the cinema that it really does repay the investment.

      On the other hand, only one person needs to decide to relate their thoughts on the film and everything else to their friend on the other end of a cellphone to spoil it for everyone. It should be legal to shoot those people where they sit, frankly.

      (With a crossbow, of course, to avoid further disruption. Or a bow and arrow. Maybe even slit their throat or garotte them.)

    13. Re:Not The Same People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know someone who stopped paying for movies and just downloads them now.

      Sure. "Someone".

    14. Re:Not The Same People by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      My case was different. I'm not a big fan of going to the movies to see the movie that goes out this weekend. And then I can't go to the movies every weekend, so I end up going more than a month after the movie's out. And when I go, it's cancelled. But the bootleg "store" across the street never closes.

      And then I realize that I'm out of phase from the movie industry schedule. I'm simply not willing to adapt *my* schedule to theirs. I don't want to be just another one of the fans who get 4 hours early or stay nearly an hour in line just so I can watch a movie.

    15. Re:Not The Same People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still. They probably download a lot more than they ever would have watched in the cinema.

      So the movie studios aren't making anything from this individual for each movie they produce, but they're making it up in volume?

    16. Re:Not The Same People by Spatial · · Score: 1

      And then you have the people like me, who don't want to see it in a theater full of food-crunching, seat-kicking morons.

      I hate that too. But I like watching movies on the big screen, so I wait for a few weeks after a movie comes out to go see it. That way there's usually only one or two other people there, if any. I plan to go see Wall-E in a few days, and Dark Knight in a couple of weeks.

      I live in a small town in Ireland though, so maybe that wouldn't work where you are.

    17. Re:Not The Same People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really think you're exaggerating about the movie theater experience. I've seen at least 100 movies in the theater and I can probably count on one hand how many times there have been "food-crunching, seat-kicking morons."

      Some people just like to complain.

    18. Re:Not The Same People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      What is all this "standing in line" stuff people talk about? Has anyone had to actually do this? I went on to the Odeon website about ten days before the opening night of Batman and reserved my seats. And it was worth it. Because anyone in that theatre had to be interested enough to get their tickets over a week in advance, you were surrounded by people that you knew wouldn't be talking, crunching or kicking chairs. It was a really good atmosphere during the ads, good natured jokes, and then when the title screen and PG certificate came up, there wasn't a sound. It was a great experience and the film is utterly worth seeing in a proper cinema.

    19. Re:Not The Same People by MBGMorden · · Score: 2, Funny

      Depends on who you are as to whether watching a movie at home is better though. For me, if I'm watching at my place, alone, then it's good. I watch a movie as intently as possible picking out every single little detail that I can.

      However, me, my brother & his wife, and my sister head over to my parents house once or twice per week to watch movies (my brother has a Netflix subscription and usually brings over some new release that we haven't seen yet). Big screen TV, surround sound, 3 couches, etc. Should be great, except that my family tends to look at viewing a movie in a home setting as a release from the constraints of the theater. The movie just becomes something to fill in background while they talk (either with each other or on the phone), play with the dog(s), wash dishes, or clean the house.

      When I can convince the whole family to actually go to the theater (maybe once a year, if that) it's nice, because they will typically behave themselves in an actual theater, and the antics of the other viewers pale in comparison to what I'd have to endure on a family movie night.

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    20. Re:Not The Same People by Comboman · · Score: 1

      The people who put up their $150+ million to set the box-office record for the "Dark Knight" are not the same people who would be watching bad camcorder videos.

      No, but they probably have a friend, relative or coworker who is. If that person has downloaded it and tells them it's not worth seeing, they may not go to the theater. I think that's the point behind delaying the piracy a couple of days; you get rid of the word-of-mouth critics who may have very different tastes in movies than the average theater goer.

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    21. Re:Not The Same People by GeordieMac · · Score: 1

      Insightful +1. I have gone to movie theatres with smaller effective screen size, as well as lower quality video/audio experience than I receive with my relatively cheap home theatre setup. This was the first movie I've seen in years at the theatre and it was absolutely spectacular. I did happen to catch it at the IMAX with a six storey screen, surrounded by a ten thousand watt audio system.

    22. Re:Not The Same People by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      And by "relatively cheap", you must mean... what... a $10k rig?

    23. Re:Not The Same People by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      The odd time it works. I've seen a few movies where it was just myself and friends in the theater.
      But then you also get that other group that shows up sometimes, who think that because the theater is mostly empty they can be even MORE obnoxious than usual.

    24. Re:Not The Same People by vertinox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know someone who stopped paying for movies and just downloads them now. So some download or bootleg DVD = movie ticket.

      I know someone who stopped going to theaters and just uses Netflix.

      Just because you can't (or just don't) download movies doesn't mean you'll go to the theater.

      There is no 1:1 ration of piracy versus lost sales.

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    25. Re:Not The Same People by Laurence0 · · Score: 1

      The problem I've found with that is that as a film gets older, it drifts through the multiplex to the smaller screens... So if you see it the week it comes out, you might get a decent sized screen, but wait a month or two, and you end up seeing it on a screen that's about the size of a bedsheet.

    26. Re:Not The Same People by Laurence0 · · Score: 1

      There's no way I'd pay £13 to see a film... I'd expect to own it for that! The cinemas near me charge around £7-8, which is still a bit high, unless I really really want to see that film.

      So, this is where Orange Wednesdays come in. If you've got a phone on the Orange network, you can send a text (10p), and get a text back with a code for 2 tickets for the price of 1 on a Wednesday. This brings the cost down to £3.50 to £4 ($7-$8, if anyone's keeping track), which I think is much more acceptable!

      So much so, in fact, that as I don't have an Orange phone, I actually bought an Orange sim card (free, as long as you put £5 credit on it) and stuck it in an old spare phone. Since then, I've used it about 8 times, so saved about £60. Not bad for a £5 investment!

      (grrr, "wait more time between comments" - yes I can type this much (and have a conversation about who the Stig really is in less than 4 minutes...)

    27. Re:Not The Same People by GeordieMac · · Score: 1

      yes when I bought it 4 years ago it was close to that... If I was going to buy it today, it would be about $2500 including cables, stands and mounting hardware $3000 if you include the couch :)

    28. Re:Not The Same People by bugeaterr · · Score: 1

      $26 USD? That's more of a comment on the weakness of the dollar than anything.

      Also, it would help if you don't see the movie at the most expensive cinemas (Leicester Sq) in the entire United Kingdom.

    29. Re:Not The Same People by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Somehow, I really don't think so. You could spend that much on a decent hi-def projector. And that's all assuming you don't have to renovate a space to make it work.

      Sorry, but home theatre really is out of the range of your average joe. Doubly so in the current economic environment. As such, I don't think theatres really have much to worry about (yet, anyway).

    30. Re:Not The Same People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have people like me, who went to see it first on the big screen, with the GF, paid for all the craps ($6 popcorn, $5 sodas, etc).

      After seeing the movie and liking it, i went and downloaded it so i can watch it again.

      Sure i could wait for the actual disc release. But i wont.

      Don't get me wrong, ill buy the disc (blu-ray) when it comes out.

      So yeah, ive put my money in the $150+ million AND i am a bad and evil pirate.

      Did they loose money? no. Should it not be avail. for download, i wouldn't go to the cinema to watch it again.

      Cinema is an experience in its own, which is why i buy all the craps there too.

    31. Re:Not The Same People by Sciros · · Score: 1

      A lot of people stopped paying for movies and started downloading them because nowadays ticket prices are really freaking high. In which case, download/bootleg != ticket because the only other option the person was considering was also "nothing" since movie theaters lose out to more affordable entertainment.

      Less than 5 years ago I was paying $6 a ticket, now I'm paying $9 (it's not a BIG city; I'd be paying $10-$12 easy at this point). That's a 50% increase, and not everyone's managed to find a job today that pays 150% of what they were earning 5 years ago.

      The more expensive movie tickets get, the more people will wait until a DVD comes out that costs the same as 1.5 tickets. Or just rent it from Netflix/Blockbuster. Or get a freaking video game. Funny how sales of certain entertainment suffer while others boom... media companies think people have infinite $ or something.

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    32. Re:Not The Same People by Evildonald · · Score: 1

      What's the point of living in Zone 1 if you can't burn all of your money on overpriced services? :D

    33. Re:Not The Same People by DeadDecoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I go to watch a movie in the theaters, I'm going/paying for the better quality sound and video as well as the bigger screen. If a movie is good I don't mind paying the extra money to see a high quality version rather than wait for a camcorder or dvd version to come out. Thing is, if producers can't make a product worth the paper or plastic it's print on, then no one will want to pay for it or spend time downloading it.

    34. Re:Not The Same People by lpangelrob · · Score: 1

      Just watched the The Dark Knight. The fact that it took me an extra hour to go to sleep because I was thinking about it so much counts for a lot. :-)

      Anyways, the wife and I went on Sunday at 8:15 PM. The theater was 15-20% full. No noise problems or chairs kicked for us.

      If all movies were this intelligent, I'd see them more. (WALL-E is next.) (Also, we spent about the same amount of money to watch the double-featured Get Smart and Kung-Fu Panda at the nearest drive-in. The picture and sound quality weren't nearly as good as an indoor theater, but the price was right.)

    35. Re:Not The Same People by hoppo · · Score: 1

      The reasons behind slowing down piracy of the movie are not as direct as you seem to assume. If you notice, Warner Brothers' stated intent was not to stop piracy of The Dark Knight. Rather, they wanted to mitigate piracy prior to the film's US release. There was a great deal of excitement leading up to the theatrical release. A large number of people seeing the movie over a week beforehand would have been quite a buzzkill for the marketing momentum that was generated.

    36. Re:Not The Same People by p0tat03 · · Score: 1

      There is no 1:1 ration of piracy versus lost sales.

      Of course there isn't, but if you read Slashdot you'd think it was a 1:0 ratio.

      Clearly *some* portion of downloading is contributing to a loss on the studios' part. And IMHO they have every right to prevent cams from hitting the intertubes. I know many people who don't even bother with movies anymore. I don't know how they do it... I go to a movie to enjoy it, not watch people thousands of miles away get up and block the view, nor shakiness and horrid sound.

    37. Re:Not The Same People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that because its a better experience for him at home, without the 10-20 mins of ads, probability of bad seating, the asshole telling the story as it goes behind you, or sky-high prices for the concessions?

      Cos' thats why I don't go... Except admittedly when its a movie I WANT to watch on the BIG screen (dark knight, ironman). Hell, i could watch the Dark knight again, and pay for it again. It was that good (for me, at least).

    38. Re:Not The Same People by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      That must suck royally. I've seen TDK twice now. The first time it cost $5.50 on opening day because I saw it before 6:00 pm. The second time it cost $5.00 for a 10:00 pm showing because one the grocery stores around here offers discount passes. I've seen it twice for less than the gp could have, and I could see it 3 more times and still not pay as much as you.

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    39. Re:Not The Same People by DreadPiratePizz · · Score: 1

      I think it's a shame to download the work and watch it in a way not intended by the author. I had seen the 6 minute leak of the beginning will before seeing the movie in theatres, but the experience was quite different. Just the size of it was amazing. When the camera tilts out the window to follow the robbers, on the big screen you get a huge sense of vertigo and scale. Not so on the small screen. Even though I had seen that opening many many times before, it was a completely different experience in the theatre.

      Likewise, I never knew the joy of Star Wars in the Theatre till the re released it. My father told me about seeing the opening shot where the star destroyer comes right out from overhead being a stunning experience in the theatre. It was. The DVD looks pitiful in comparison.

      Even working as an editor, you cut with the theatre in mind. Television uses more closeups because the screen is smaller.

      If you want to watch them at home on you 50 inch screen (much much smaller than a 35mm projection) then that's fine, but if you care about movies you should see it in the theatre.

    40. Re:Not The Same People by Evildonald · · Score: 1

      I used to really like seeing movies. When I lived in Australia there were weeks when I could say I'd seen every movie on the board.. no matter how crap they were! Now I only watch movies on Wednesdays and weigh up if it's a "cinema movie or a dvd movie" before I can bear to pay for it. London is teh expen$ive.

    41. Re:Not The Same People by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      We were considering using Netflix, and somebody told us our library is a good free Netflix. With our property tax money (about the same as a non-optional Netflix account), our library has a great selection of movies, and our request queue can hold about 50 movies at a time, which the library will then mail to us, when it's our turn to get a movie. After we watch, we then have weeks to drop off the movie at one of the library's drop off spots, which are conveniently located all over our city. I searched our library's web site for about 50 movies I wanted to see, and they didn't have 2, which I can easily request, and become the first person to receive when the library acquires the movie. It's pretty hard for the theaters and Hollywood to compete with something that I already pay for as part of my taxes. Considering most people don't like our local government, the local library is definitely doing killer business. I would hope anybody reading this would take a few minutes to find out if their local library has a similar offerings, and make a suggestion if they don't.

    42. Re:Not The Same People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (With a crossbow, of course, to avoid further disruption. Or a bow and arrow. Maybe even slit their throat or garotte them.)

      Better yet, show them the disappearing pencil trick.

    43. Re:Not The Same People by rpj1288 · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is, just about the only way to get a really good showing nowadays is to go to a midnight opening. The crowd at those tend to be there solely for the movie. On the other hand, when I went to see WALL-E in the middle of the afternoon in a theater full of kids, it was completely silent. Bizarre as hell, and kind of creeped me out.

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    44. Re:Not The Same People by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      What is all this "standing in line" stuff people talk about?

      It's something used when not everyone has a VISA credit card. You know, like in countries outside the US.

    45. Re:Not The Same People by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      And there are those of us who are unwilling to pony up $50 to take the family to a movie no matter how good it is, and will happily wait a few months for it to come to DVD at which point I'll get it for under $2 for the whole family. ($15/mo Netflix subscription with ~10 rentals each month)

      How did any of these upper level executives get to their positions without understanding a basic concept like the supply/demand graph and the effect of price? It's not an all or nothing proposition, though I'm sure in their eyes I probably am a filthy pirate for allowing my wife and daughter to watch DVDs without paying a separate rental charge for each set of eyes watching the screen.

    46. Re:Not The Same People by piltdownman84 · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen a Movie in the theaters for years. Most people I know don't go anymore either. It has nothing to do with downloading, but it has everything to do with price of large HD televisions coming down. Its simply much more enjoyable to sit at home and watch a movie. I don't have to put up with crap popcorn, people talking through the movie, middle class high school gangsters, mobile phones going off or being bombarded with ads. I might not get to see the latest and greatest movies, but at least by the time I get to see them I have a pretty good idea what is good, and what just had a big ad budget.

    47. Re:Not The Same People by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Of course there isn't, but if you read Slashdot you'd think it was a 1:0 ratio.

      True, but to prevent all piracy would entail hurting legitimate customers. Would you put up with forced searches just to see a movie?

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    48. Re:Not The Same People by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      You would be surprised at how much a "decent" surround sound system can make up for a small screen size.

      You don't have to spend $10K to get a "better" experience than the local cinema.

      You didn't have to spend that much 10 years ago.

      Pisspoor engineering at the local cinema gives you a really low bar to stumble over.

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    49. Re:Not The Same People by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Your argument really only works if it is a well engineered theatre and you have it all to yourself.

      Break either one of those assumptions and it's not as hard as you make it out to surpass the local cinema.

      Modern cinemas really are quite mediocre for the most part. They have been for decades.

      Quantity over quality...

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    50. Re:Not The Same People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a simple way of dealing with these disruptive persons. Show up to the theater wearing what could pass as an usher's uniform. Then when someone is being ignorant, walk up to them and tell them they are going to have to leave. If that doesn't work, start pestering them relentlessly until they leave.

    51. Re:Not The Same People by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm sure everyone knows someone. That, by no means, is evidence of any trend whatsoever. I know someone who's into snuff films. But that by no means indicates a rising popularity of snuff films. I can replace "Snuff films" with almost anything and it'll still hold true.

      Fact of the matter is that summer blockbusters that are done decently well and marketed well are largely immune to any effects downloading might or might not have to movie going. In fact, look at Iron Man. Poorly marketed, but very well received. Now contrast that with Meet Dave. I don't know if Meet Dave is in the newsgroups yet, but I know that the acquaintance of mine who doesn't go to movies because of downloading will never watch it.

      Simply speaking, a good movie will draw viewers to the box office. A bad one won't. Piracy has no effect on ticket sales either way. The only effect piracy has on a movie's revenue stream is on DVD sales, and only because DVD's are so grossly overpriced.

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    52. Re:Not The Same People by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      You would be surprised at how much a "decent" surround sound system can make up for a small screen size.

      Up to a point, maybe. But there's no way I'd build a home theatre with anything less than 50-60 inches of diagonal, and that ain't cheap, particularly at HD resolutions. Anything less isn't a home theatre... it's a TV with a nice stereo attached.

    53. Re:Not The Same People by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Hell yeah. I basically won't see movies anymore except at the Alamo Drafthouse. Basically the same setup you describe, with tables between rows of seats. Having real food and beer makes the experience so much better by itself. But then factor in the extra leg room, and the fact that to get at the two empty seats in the middle of the row you don't have to climb over other people, and it's simply awesome. Also, for some reason people tend to be quieter there than at other theaters. Maybe because they have Chuck Norris threaten to choke you unconscious if you talk.

      Oh, plus the downtown one has all kinds of fun stuff, like MST-styled movie riffings, sing-alongs, kung-fu marathons, and so on and so forth.

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    54. Re:Not The Same People by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      I'm with you there. One of the reasons I'm not convinced by "home cinema" is that it lacks the intensity that those restraints force on you.

    55. Re:Not The Same People by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      my own rule is to go midweek or sunday afternoons. You avoid teenagers in groups and teenagers on dates and get a small, well-behaved audience.

    56. Re:Not The Same People by neil-ngc · · Score: 1

      My own experience, from the people that I know - which is admittedly only a small number - is that downloading competes a lot more with DVD sale and rental revenues than with theatrical revenues. Everyone I know will still go to see a movie in the theatre if they're excited about seeing it.

      At any rate I was really disappointed in the article. Every single source cited was either from Warner Bros., or the MPAA. At least a decent independant analysis would have been good for balance, don't just blindly cite the industry numbers for lost revenue. Also...a little perspective...the studio is still making back the cost of the movie plus a decent profit in the opening weekend. And while the absolute numbers are unusually large, turning a profit within the first week is pretty common.

      I did, however, appreciate the admission is that the biggest concern is that word gets out about how crappy a movie is before people pay to see it.

    57. Re:Not The Same People by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      I've noticed a lot of complaints about other people talking, crunching loudly, kicking seats etc at the cinema. Is that some sort of cultural thing? Or is it that the bad experiences don't happen often but people are just recalling them with greater clarity? I ask because I live in Australia and whilst I don't go to the cinema often, I can't recall every having a bad experience due to the behaviours of others.

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    58. Re:Not The Same People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While i generally agree, there are some discrepancies here. I download movies all the time, but thats mostly a timesaver. I eventually buy almost every movie I download whether its a ticket or a dvd. My reasoning to download is because im an impatient bastard and I hate waiting. I think if they offered movies for sale on dvd at a higher price when they hit theaters ($40 or so) they might get ppl like me to download less. I really love it when a movie is out before theaters ;) Your stand on pirates not being customers is what I have been saying for years, but not many ppl get it. My biggest motivation to buy a movie is not to feel legal, but to make sure movies I LIKE make money so they keep making more movies I like.

    59. Re:Not The Same People by p0tat03 · · Score: 1

      Only if you're lazy and uncreative would anti-piracy necessarily have to harm legitimate customers. I thought the "night vision goggles" thing they did was pretty cool. It's unobtrusive, does not violate customer privacy or put them through undue hassle. There are people who would disagree, but honestly, there's no expectation of privacy in a public movie theater of all places...

    60. Re:Not The Same People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah the reverse case is true, I know some teenager that was downloading like crazy, and now they had grown up, are addict to Buying DVD at 50$ a piece, 10 times a week.

      Actually, any product that can be consumed regularly, can be psychological addictive. The free Internet services (say pirate here) give thousand of thousands new addict customer to those fucker.

      But, now a new trend existed, thousand upon thousand of people are pissed by the bad attitude, the thug attitude of the **AA. Those people try to break free from their addiction, buy stopping giving money to the movie/music industries.

      Those media addicted are now cured, using Creative Common products, YouTube amateur flix or even porn amateur video.

      So, when the **AA will alienated more than half of their junkies, I hope the world will be more pleasant to live in again.

      Jourdespoir

    61. Re:Not The Same People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah. I just poison EVERYONE'S popcorn. If there's someone in the theater who doesn't piss me off, I'll give them the antidote before the trailers are over.

      I usually end up watching movies alone-- well, there's other people in the theatre, but any ocular activity on their part is just residual neuron charges. Or gas.

      I also never get to eat popcorn.

    62. Re:Not The Same People by tm2b · · Score: 1

      Maybe because they have Chuck Norris threaten to choke you unconscious if you talk.

      Or Ann Richards!

      The Alamo Drafthouse is reason #576 that Austin kicks ass.

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  32. Re:Public Library, check DVDs out FREE, no asshole by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    assholes who come for air conditioning only and take out their laptop or other work and shuffle papers and other objects

    While I have seen almost every type of asshole on your list, I must say that I find it hard to believe that someone would pay for a movie ticket to actually work on their laptop while in the theater.

    First of all, with all their "no pirates allowed" paranoia the theaters wouldn't let someone enter with their laptop.

    Second, aren't all shopping malls equipped with air conditioning? They could sit on a bench and work there, for free.

    If you have indeed seen such a thing, then that person was not only an asshole, but also an idiot.

  33. Right by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

    You know what else helps have a big opening weekend? Making a good movie.

    I'm just going to assume that whoever wrote this didn't actually see the movie yet.

    1. Re:Right by JavaBear · · Score: 1

      Neither have I, but good advertising and excessive exposure does help on the opening weekend, after that it's word of mouth and 'friends' reviews that counts.

  34. How do you know what a good movie? by tjstork · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The great irony of this, is that everyone on the board thinks that the studio can just arbitrarily make a good movie button.

    "well, just make a good movie", betrays a total lack of understanding for the arts.

    No one really knows a canned formula for making a good movie. A studio can do everything that it thinks will make a movie, best writers, best directors, best actors, and that doesn't guarantee a good picture at all. If you had 100 guys in a room, each of which with their own ideas, how do you know which of those is going to make a movie that will gross 300 million dollars? Clearly, if it was so easy to make a hit movie, then, don't you think they would do it. And, even if they did have a formula to make hit movies, half of the people on this board would be complaining that movies are formulaic.

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    1. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by HairyCanary · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There may not be a canned formula for making a good movie, but there sure is a number of well known formulas for making *bad* ones. I think that when most people say "make a good movie" they really mean "don't deliberately make a crappy one." There will always be stinkers, but they should be *creative* stinkers at least.

    2. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Applekid · · Score: 0, Redundant

      The notion that a studio can sink millions into a bomb isn't a risk factored into the business plan is rediculous. They spread themselves around to many different types of movies for different types of movie fan and sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't.

      However, the problem is that now any time a stinker gets released, the poor return on investment is blamed on PIRACY, not that very real fact that, look, sometimes the movie just doesn't click.

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    3. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll tell you what. If a movie producer gives me their planned list for the director and the actors and a copy of the screenplay, I'll turn that around in 1 day and tell you if your film will suck or not.

      Now, after a few years of me depriving Uwe Boll, SNL spinoff actor, and a few Wayans brothers of their livelyhood, eventually I'll reach a point where I won't immediately recognize the crap. At that point, I may be out of a job, but the films will be better.

      So there isn't some 'hit-movie' button, but there certainly should be a lever to flush the crap.

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    4. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by a_real_bast... · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, now. The Wayan brothers and Rob Schneider have to eat, y'know.

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    5. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by qoncept · · Score: 1

      This is complete BS. Everyone knows the only thing you need to do to guarantee a movie will be great is Terry Hogan.

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    6. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > The great irony of this, is that everyone on the board thinks that the studio can just arbitrarily make a good movie button.

      No. That's just total bullshit.

      On this board, people appreciate the artists and despise the "suits".

      I think it's pretty safe to say that the membership here tends to
      think that the artists should be given free reign to be creative and
      that the bean counters should all be put on a rickety raft and put
      out to sea just off of Marin County.

      Let those that know the craft drive things...

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    7. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by vell0cet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Another problem is that the general public also doesn't know what a "good movie" is. I bet you more people saw the godawful Batman & Robin (to date, the only movie I've walked out of) in the theater than Blade Runner.

    8. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 1

      You can say that for a lot of things--cars, books, video games... basically any product that is marketed. A lot of products simply fail, despite the best of intentions, and the customer should not be faulted for a shoddy product not making a profit. As much as films may be art (and I would hardly call most of what is produced commercially "art", but who am I to judge?), to the MPAA, they are a product. It's just how the market works.

      I don't think anyone thinks that there's an automatic "good movie" button, to say that is disingenuous. However, it still does not excuse the fact that people shouldn't be expected to pay for a low quality product. If "Meet Dave" tanks, you can hardly blame piracy. Strangely enough, despite the internet good movies still can garner record profits!

    9. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hollywood films are not art; they are products. Critical notions of good and
      bad just do not apply.

      A "good" film in the Hollywood sense is a film that has the widest appeal and
      therefore the widest sales. Ironically, the best way to make a film good is
      to make it bad. The unsophisticated and tasteless masses will rave at the
      banal and decadent themes that would reduce the refined critic to tears.

      Hollywood does not want good films. Hollywood wants to make large profits
      and only insipid crap has a chance of selling in large magnitudes.

      Any truly imaginative and innovative film makers will shun Hollywood and
      become involved with independent or "underground" projects. The audience,
      and profits, are a lot smaller but it is the only possible venue for serious
      art.

    10. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The great irony of this, is that everyone on the board thinks that the studio can just arbitrarily make a good movie button.

      "well, just make a good movie", betrays a total lack of understanding for the arts.

      No one really knows a canned formula for making a good movie. A studio can do everything that it thinks will make a movie, best writers, best directors, best actors, and that doesn't guarantee a good picture at all. If you had 100 guys in a room, each of which with their own ideas, how do you know which of those is going to make a movie that will gross 300 million dollars? Clearly, if it was so easy to make a hit movie, then, don't you think they would do it. And, even if they did have a formula to make hit movies, half of the people on this board would be complaining that movies are formulaic.

      You're missing the point. "Nobody ever sets out to make a bad movie," you say, and I say "Yeah, but they're not setting out to make great movies." It all comes down to project management. Does the project have the support of the money men? Do they put someone in charge of the project who will eat, sleep and breathe it? Will they trust in his judgment and limit external interference? Was the project even a good idea from the start?

      Often times these movies can be seen as flawed undertakings right from the start but politics and egotism will prevent anyone from pointing that out. Are you going to be the one to tell Hitler invading Russia in the winter is a bad idea? May as well tell your girlfriend it's not the pants but her ass that makes her ass look fat. Some fool decided to give Transformers a greenlight. Are you going to be an even bigger fool and tell them it was a bad idea?

      Some of the best and worst movies ever made have been driven by visionary men given almost dictatorial powers over the project. The Matrix as a triumph of tight focus and vision. Of course, the sequels show how directors can drive it into the ground. Lucas served as a catalyst for developing Star Wars, the give and take of the process making for a stronger product. He got too much control in the prequels and drove 'em into the ground. The LOTR trilogy is a triumph of this theory. Jackson had the drive, he gathered a brilliant team, and he achieved a miracle. That he then went on immediately after to pinch off a giant monkey turd of a Kong remake shows the theory is now flawless.

      As good as those movies can be and as bad as they can be, I've yet to see a movie produced by a committee that did any better than middling. Often times such movies would compete with the very worst results of the bigshot directors.

      Ultimately, I think the reason why we see design by committee and timid, uninspired leadership here is that we're looking at the "sons of great men" problem. When we talk of great men, the sons are rarely the equal of the fathers. If a king is good, his son is likely to be poor at best, more likely catastrophic. Founders can bring a business from nothing to world-leader in a single lifetime but when they and their fellows grow old and retire, the company can end up in the hands of bureaucrats who enjoy the profits of the business but lack an understanding of how it truly operates, of where they should be going. The very act of starting a business is a tremendous gamble, most fail. But now that the business is established, the management wants safe, predictable returns. (On the other hand, hired-gun CEO's will come in and gut the place, spike the stock, and cash out -- they don't care about the company's longevity.)

      The final point to bring up is that art is the last thing on the minds of the money people running the show. The purpose of running a TV network is advertising. TV shows are nothing more than a means of keeping you glued to the seat during commercial breaks. Execs could give a fuck less about what it is that keeps you there during the breaks, they just want to make sure it's effective. You want police procedurals? Sitcoms? Oh, reality shows are doing great, Am

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    11. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Dan667 · · Score: 1

      sequel, prequel, same idea over and over. Take a great script, novel, comic, story and have some unknown hack rip the guts out of it. There is never going to be great success from doing these things, but movie studios like the security of the earnings from something that produced profit before. That is not art. It is not even good business.

      EA does this too with video games and now I will not buy anything that has EA on it as I know it will more than likely not be a good game.

    12. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by alexgieg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, sometimes the suits do things right. For instance, I've read the idea for Kung Fu Panda, and not only that, but also the one to have actual combat scenes in there, not mocking combat, were both from a suit.

      But we cannot deny that most of the time its suits who manage to wreak havoc over otherwise good scripts. "Hollywooded movies", as some call this, are an undeniable fact of life.

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    13. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by gnick · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Another problem is that the general public also doesn't know what a "good movie" is.

      I bet you more people saw the godawful Batman & Robin (to date, the only movie I've walked out of) in the theater than Blade Runner.

      I wanted to point out what an ignorant statement that was - I sure as hell never wasted my time with Batman and Robin and I thoroughly enjoyed Blade Runner. So, I went after some numbers to shut down that disgusting and spurious statement of yours.

      Unfortunately, it appears that you're not only right [B&R link], but really distressingly right [BR link]. Although (based on my rough interpretation on the rather odd box office numbers for BR and [falsely] assuming that the re-releases were free to the studio), it appears that Blade Runner was eventually profitable while Batman and Robin cost the studio almost $20M.

      What a world...

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    14. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Nobody here says that only good movies should be produced. People here say however that no one should expect to earn movie from a bad movie.

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    15. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      The great irony of this, is that everyone on the board thinks that the studio can just arbitrarily make a good movie button.

      "well, just make a good movie", betrays a total lack of understanding for the arts.

      It's particularly ironic given that most of us, and most especially those of us who are programmers, would never say "well, just make good, bug-free software", despite it amounting to the same thing.

    16. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by fprintf · · Score: 1

      Funny, these are all great examples of Regression toward the mean. I was searching for some examples for use in a meeting later today, and some of yours are really good!

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    17. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by ereetos · · Score: 0

      we need those crap movies to make the good ones look great in comparison ;D even some movies i rent from the video store for the $1 per day deal i feel cheated out of those hours of my life when the movie is terrible :(

    18. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The great irony of this, is that everyone on the board thinks that the studio can just arbitrarily make a good movie button.

      "well, just make a good movie", betrays a total lack of understanding for the arts.

      No one really knows a canned formula for making a good movie. A studio can do everything that it thinks will make a movie, best writers, best directors, best actors, and that doesn't guarantee a good picture at all. If you had 100 guys in a room, each of which with their own ideas, how do you know which of those is going to make a movie that will gross 300 million dollars? Clearly, if it was so easy to make a hit movie, then, don't you think they would do it. And, even if they did have a formula to make hit movies, half of the people on this board would be complaining that movies are formulaic.

      Unfortunately, you miss the point completely. I don't think anyone is naive enough to believe it's easy to make a good movie. The point, however, is that the "studios" don't seem to like the fact that the Internet allows word of the crappy movies to reach the vast majority of the audience before they've been tricked into seeing the movie by the spin doctored trailers.

      The industry's formula:

      1. Pay a bunch of "respected" critics to say wonderful things about said crappy movie.
      2. Wait for people go see crappy movie.
      3. ???
      4. Profit!

      They don't like that 3. turns into "Candid consumer reviews are terrible. End here. Do not go on to #4."

    19. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      "No one really knows a canned formula for making a good movie."
      This is right, but it's being equally disingenuous.

      There are many, many (an apparently growing number) of movies that are BOUND to be horrendous stinkers FROM THE OUTSET.

      Norbit?
      Epic Movie?
      Whatever is the next 70's sitcom that they are going to rip from the landfill and try to make a movie?

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    20. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Dancindan84 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure "Don't let Uwe Boll direct it." is a formula per se.

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    21. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by nabsltd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you had 100 guys in a room, each of which with their own ideas, how do you know which of those is going to make a movie that will gross 300 million dollars?

      This "need to gross 300 million dollars" is the problem with the movie industry today.

      Any product that grosses even 5 times the cost to make and advertise it should be considered wildly successful, and movies shouldn't be an exception. And, there have been a lot of movies that have done this, but very few of them grossed $300 million, because they only cost between one and twenty million to make.

      The problem is that making lots of movies that gross $50 million (and only cost $10-20 million) is not what the studios want to do...they want $200-300 million blockbusters.

      As an aside, since the same production companies that make movies also make TV shows, this is part of the reason that there are so few good new TV shows. Essentially, a season of TV is about a $10-30 million dollar production and can gross $50-200 million in all forms (original broadcast rights, syndication, DVDs, etc.), but it's not as "Hollywood" as making 10 movies with one being a $300 million blockbuster and the other 9 grossing a total of $300 million and with a cost of over $400 million to make.

    22. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Steve001 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      gnick wrote:

      Unfortunately, it appears that you're not only right [B&R link], but really distressingly right [BR link]. Although (based on my rough interpretation on the rather odd box office numbers for BR and [falsely] assuming that the re-releases were free to the studio), it appears that Blade Runner was eventually profitable while Batman and Robin cost the studio almost $20M.

      I think that this is an indication of how good a movie actually is (whether the movie is great, or falls into the catagory of "so bad it's good"):

      • How long is it still remembered and enjoyed?
      • With the advent of video, how many people are still interested in buying the movie.

      Blade Runner has been out for more than 20 years, and it was only a modest success when it was released. To me, the true proof of its quality is shown by: (1) how much interest there still is in this movie, (2) how many people are willing to buy it now, and (3) how much influence the movie still has to this day.

      Many people remember the great movies of the past, and I think this is a factor that can be used as proof that they are great is that they are still remembered and enjoyed now. Although people remember Citizen Kane, how many movies released in the same year are also remembered?

    23. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      90% of everything's crud. What I think irks everyone here isn't that the movies are bad, but that they're over-hyped in an attempt to swindle us into paying more than we feel the movie's worth to see. That and when a bad movie flops (as it should), the studios say, "Oh, well it's those nasty pirates' fault."

      And don't think that they don't have formulas. Think epic movies or movies based on comic book characters. Hell, the formulas are becoming their own distinct genres. There are some good movies to come out of them (like TDK), but most is cinematic filler.

    24. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      sequel, prequel, same idea over and over.

      I agree. Batman was cool. But then was Batman II (forgot the exact title), Batman and Robin, then Batman Begins.

      I got ****ing sick tired of Batman. When I go to the movies, the idea of Batman fighting the Joker *AGAIN* just makes me want to throw up.

      I'm much more excited about the third season of one of my favorite animes than this recycled crap. No, I don't care how good the movie, plot, sound effects, etc. it actually is. No more Batman. Period.

    25. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by billcopc · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yep, they can work in a call center like every other no-talent inbred.

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    26. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by toiletsalmon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then they can get a REAL job like the rest of us. The less opportunities they have to make me want to stab my eyes out, the better.

    27. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by citylivin · · Score: 1

      "If you had 100 guys in a room, each of which with their own ideas, how do you know which of those is going to make a movie that will gross 300 million dollars?"

      Isnt that the very job of studios and producers? Is that not what they are paid for and should be experts at doing?

      I may be old fashioned, but I can tell the difference between a good book/story and a bad one. Are you saying that these people lack good taste? If so Id say that they are in the wrong business!

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      As a potential lottery winner, I totally support tax cuts for the wealthy
    28. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Also, how many of us programmers are currently working in jobs, where we ourselves think the product we produce is terrible, with a bunch of people who have no idea how to design software well? I think the same can be said for just about every industry. People want to work, and make money. In the end, the most that many of us can expect from a job, is that it will put food on our table. Being happy with what you produce at your job is definitely a plus, but not the first thing on most people's minds. Movies are just the result of a bunch of people doing their jobs. Is it any wonder that they don't end up being really great. The best movies have come out of the minds of a few gifted and dedicated people who had a vision. Not some big corporation with lots of money to spend. The same can be said for software.

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    29. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      Then they can get a REAL job like the rest of us. The less opportunities they have to make me want to stab my eyes out, the better.

      Yes, damn those actors, artists and entertainers; they should grow up and get a REAL job! A REAL job like REAL men! It's just not right that they can get through the day without shoveling something or operating a vehicle with a clutch. No wonder there's so many gays in Hollywood!

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    30. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Mr.+Beatdown · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While I am a fan of neither the Wayans brothers nor Rob Schneider, they clearly fill a niche in the movie-going public market. If enough people are buying what they're selling to keep it worth making, they'll keep making it. It's true for everything, and that means movies, too.

      Creative or not, you can't change the foundations of capitalism to make only good movies happen. To make only good movies happen, you need to remove the market for bad movies. Critics do their job by reducing the market, but there will always be someone willing to see Little Man 3 or Hot Chick 2: Girls with Junk.

      What you really want is either the end of capitalism as an influence in film making, or a homogeneous movie-going public. I think both of these outcomes should be viewed as undesirable. Unfortunately, that leaves me in the position of arguing that in the grand scheme of things, making Big Momma's House was a good idea.

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    31. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Mr.+Beatdown · · Score: 1

      The answer to Hollywooded movies is to create more Sweded ones, and let the public decide.

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    32. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I think it is pretty easy to make a good movie.
      The problem comes with making a great movie. With the cost of tickets, drinks, and the grief of going to a theater anything less than great feels like you are being cheated.

      Now if they would just release all the old movies from the 30's, 40's 50's and... on BlueRay for cheap I might buy a player.

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    33. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I think the misunderstanding is that it is art and is subjective. While your taste may dictate that there are movies that you don't like there are people who will and do like them for their various reasons. I go to the movies to be entertained. I watch movies because I enjoy them. I enjoy them more at home but I go *to* the movie theater to have the theater experience. In fact, I'm going to go this afternoon.

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    34. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by FamineMonk · · Score: 1

      Maybe instead of trying to make good movies they should first try to stop making so many BAD movies.

      I can understand that you can't just go out and make a good movie, but what I'm tired of is them just cranking out movie after movie without respect for quality.

    35. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There ain't a "good movie formula" that ya can just stick in a blender, but the fact that so many movies lately have been absolutely poor/appalling is disturbing, the movie industry in general seems to get pitched a 3 line story for a movie and then sticks a billion shinny lights as if they are going "Shinny light make idiot go durrrrhhhhh!".

      Just go see on IMDB what has been released lately, you'll find quite a few documentaries/comedy movies on high school drama or virginity-loss seeking students, silly 911 referencing movie or something equally repeated, like for example, the flood of hero related movies lately.

      "Oh wow, people liked Spider Man so they must like Iron Man, Batman, Wolverine, Yo Momma Man, Really Though Guy-In-Speedos Man [etc]".

      And then there's the generic story for all hero related movies:
      - Man has powers
      - Man has a tragic accident in his life
      - Man decides to fight crime/become a loner to prevent further tragedies
      - Man meets girl with huge breasts and falls in love (breasts may not actually be needed)
      - Girl gets in trouble somehow
      - Man saves girl, meets Evil Guy
      - Evil Guy makes trouble and is defeated by Super Hero
      - Man gets girl, makes love, movie ends

    36. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear. You know, I thought there was more depth and character development in the 40 or so minutes of Dr. Horrible than in the last 10 superhero-comic-ripoff action flicks.

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    37. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I think it is a rather telling statement about you personally more than anything else. You defining what is and isn't a good movie and having a position that appears to be in the minority (thus not the "general public") really makes statements about how you view yourself and how much you value your opinions.

      To keep it in slashdot perspective: I bet you also think that people should only use the OS you use because that one is the best?

      Movies are a form of art. Like the OS choices. People do what they want to do, what they like to do, for their own reasons. There are varied tastes and you're surely invited to have your own personal views. To assume that your opinion somehow decides the quality of art and that those not conforming to your opinion are incorrect is rather irrational, insanely presumptive, or full blown megalomania bordering on severe psychosis.

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    38. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by igb · · Score: 1

      Williams Goldman's dictum on Hollywood's ability to spot both commercial and artistic winners: ``Nobody Knows Anything''. Films don't by and large get their just deserts for decades. It's a popular game: take a great film. Look up the Oscars it got, or was nominated for (usually few). Look up the schlock that no-one remembers from that same year that got Oscars by the boatload. Try http://www.filmsite.org/noawards.html for the grim details.

    39. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by p0tat03 · · Score: 1

      I think that when most people say "make a good movie" they really mean "don't deliberately make a crappy one."

      How do you define "bad movie"? Is it "artistically not worthwhile" or "nobody wants to see"? 'Cos honestly, movies like "Date Movie" or "Meet the Spartans" may totally, absolutely blow, but they clearly had enough audience that they made a fair amount of cash.

      So blame movie goers without taste, because studios will (rightfully) keep cranking out tasteless trash until people stop watching it.

    40. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      It could also be the metric of a good TV show. Arrested Development and Firefly are very profitable DVD sets.

    41. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Bandman · · Score: 1

      If I was as bad at my job as they were at theirs, we'd be rubbing elbows in the food line at the homeless shelter

    42. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by neonmonk · · Score: 1

      As Homer Simpson says: No one ever got broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

    43. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Instead, just like with music, I suppose if people don't want to /pay/ for low quality product then they should just download it and watch it for free?

      That's the real issue - everyone is complaining that the studios are trying to foist crap off on us; but that's a bit of a straw man. Even the studios seems to be falling into the same trap.

      The problem here is that "shouldn't be expected to pay for" is not the same as "should get for free". You can easily meet "shouldn't be expected to pay for" by not going to see the movie after you hear the reviews.

      The 'try before you buy' concept is just what people tell themselves to justify their behavior. The real reason is that the people doing this have not learned to wait for the things they want; or to make choices on how they expend their resources. (If I buy that new game, I can't see this movie for another three weeks. So I'll wait for the movie. Or I'll wait for the game.)

      And why should they? There's an entire culture made up of these people telling each other "I can get the game, /and/ see the movie -- for 'free'!"

      Oh, and get off my lawn.

    44. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by cliffski · · Score: 1

      agreed. Also, most people I know who go to the movies enjoy what they see. Its only on digg and slashdot you get this "all movies suck!!!111" attitude. I think the answer is pretty simple:

      1) movies aren't made for people like that, simply because those people pirate them. Why make films for people who wont buy them

      2) People naturally value free stuff below paid stuff. if watching a movie cost you nothing, you have nothing invested in it, and you are much more easily bored or distracted or cynical. If you don't think that people don't appreciate expensive stuff more than identical cheap stuff, you've never run a business. Its subconscious, and universal.

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    45. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Or /. mods for instance.

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    46. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by bloobloo · · Score: 1

      You got me wondering there.

      From Wikipedia's list of 1941 films - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:1941_films - I recognise:

      The Devil and Miss Jones
      How Green was my Valley
      The Maltese Falcon

      And that's it.

    47. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EA does innovate with each and every new game with hundreds of thousands of new lines of codes.

      Its called new SecuROM versions, and activation code, fresh out of the build tree just to irritate legit users and convert them into pirates.

    48. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      Batman and Robin is the only movie I've ever seen where normal, everyday theater patrons were genuinely pissed off about the movie. The movie exudes a contempt for its audience that's so palpable even normal people could pick it up. They were hooting, yelling, and throwing popcorn at the screen. It was a late night showing on a weekend, so it's possible that some of the people were drunk, but not everyone. It was an angry mob-type scene. And if Joel Schumacher had been in attendence, he probably would have been tarred and feathered.

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    49. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by WNight · · Score: 1

      I've got a formula for you. Pick a writer, fire the rest. Fire the big-name actors and hire people for literally 1/1000th or less.

      Corporate movies tend to have the same "feel" as enterprise Java code. Both horribly bloated because "That's how banks do it/focus groups liked it".

      Of course, the actors aren't for the movie itself, but for the tabloid star power. If money your (only) concern then the current method makes sense. Make everything so bland that the only way to judge is a feature checklist (Got a star, check. Got action, check.)

    50. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by teg · · Score: 1

      Now, after a few years of me depriving Uwe Boll, SNL spinoff actor, and a few Wayans brothers of their livelyhood, eventually I'll reach a point where I won't immediately recognize the crap. At that point, I may be out of a job, but the films will be better.

      "The Matrix" was pretty good, despite having Keanu Reeves as the main.

    51. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by rujholla · · Score: 1

      I agree but after my son dragged me to this one I have to admit I enjoyed the way this one portrays the Joker.

    52. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      There was a list of the biggest box office movies in the UK in terms of seats (so inflation was taken out).

      Two of the films in the Top 20 are virtually unknown today. They were made in the post-War austerity years, and were basically lightweight fluff to cheer people up.

      To give you an idea of current awareness, each has less than 50 votes on the IMDB (The Godfather has nearly 300,000).

    53. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Formula: War + Violence + Tits + Ass + CGI = Success

    54. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      the godawful Batman & Robin (to date, the only movie I've walked out of)

      You must not have had the opportunity to walk out on Van Helsing. That movie was so bad that when I went to see it with my college roommate, I intended to walk out after about 15 minutes. Unfortunately, he had driven us to the theater, which meant I was stuck, and I didn't want to be impolite by asking him if he wanted to leave. Therefore, I proceeded with the only logical alternative: I got into as comfortable a position as I could, and tried to fall asleep.

      The movie was surprisingly effective for that purpose, although for the money I paid, the theater should have more comfortable sleeping arrangements. The kindergarten type pads for nap-time would have been awesome. I might have paid to see it again, if those were available :)

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  35. Dont think so. by unity100 · · Score: 1

    the reason for this movie being successful is the fact that it IS good. everyone is recommending it to each other.

  36. Re:You know what else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Morgan Freeman is a fine African American citizen. Are you calling him a nigger? You racist bastard!!

  37. Uh, people *like* seeing movies in theatres ... by remitaylor · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm unwilling to pay box office prices for crappo movies - I often watch bootlegs instead.

    When movies are supposed to be good, however, I'm happy to give the theatre way too much money for tickets, popcorn, etc. I love going to movies and all of my fellow "pirates" do too.

    I drove 40 minutes and waited in line for over an hour to see The Dark Knight at an IMAX theatre ... and it was *AWESOME*

    I was happy to pay for WALL-E too.

    Keep making movies that *DON'T SUCK* and people will pay to see them ... keep making pieces of sh*t and people will download them or wait for DVD.

    All of the movies that I've watched bootlegs for ... either:
    1) the movie rocked, so I went to see it in the theatre after watching the bootleg
    2) the movie sucked ... I simply wouldn't have watched it, had the bootleg not existed ... *maybe* I would pay to rent the DVD

    ^ all hypothetical, ofcourse ... i've never _actually_ seen one of these so-called 'bootlegs' ...

    1. Re:Uh, people *like* seeing movies in theatres ... by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      I don't believe in bootlegs.

      If it's something I cannot wait to see (like Iron Man) I'll go see it in the theater.

      Otherwise I wait for it to be released on DVD/BluRay.

      I'd rather watch a movie in the comfort of my own home with a nice screen than go to a theater. This way I don't have to deal with whining kids, loud-mouthed punks, or teens making out. And heck, when I decided to see Hellboy 2 the experience was horrible. The reel was having issues so we only got to see 1/2 of a trailer and the sound was buggy during the movie itself.

      If you don't want to see it at the theater then wait for it to come out on DVD. The only bad thing is if it has a twist ending, then you have to avoid discussions about the movie for months or a year.

    2. Re:Uh, people *like* seeing movies in theatres ... by GleeBot · · Score: 1

      The thing I hate about the idea of watching a bootleg is that it ruins that first viewing experience. Once you've watched a crappy bootleg of a movie, you can never get that back.

      I sometimes even avoid reading reviews too deeply, to avoid spoilers, but I will visit a sit like Rotten Tomatoes to get a feeling of whether a movie is going to just plain suck or not.

      Watching a great movie for the very first time in a theater setting is, for me, just one of greatest joys in cinema. The second viewing is never quite the same.

  38. It's called "risk" or "investment" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you make 10,000 new cars, you have no idea whether the car will sell.

    But we don't ban people from looking into the internals and telling us if the electrics are made up with chewing gum and spit.

    Shareholders and underwriters have the same fixation: they MUST ONLY MAKE MONEY. As soon as an underwriter discovers they've bought a turkey, they DEMAND that government bail them out (Lloyds names, for example).

    Tough shit.

  39. Anglophone? by tepples · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Update your business model and do world-wide releases.

    A simultaneous release would work in the United States, two-thirds of Canada, the United Kingdom, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand. (Ever notice that the major anglophone countries tend to come in pairs?) But other countries have other languages, and it takes time to line up quality voice actors for a dub job that isn't complete feces.

    1. Re:Anglophone? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      So what? If huge companies like that can't figure out that they have to dub the movies into other languages BEFORE the release, it's not my problem.

      The movie is done shooting and editing? Good. Translate first, then release it world-wide.

      It's not rocket surgery.

    2. Re:Anglophone? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The movie is done shooting and editing? Good. Translate first, then release it world-wide.

      But that takes time, and I'd imagine after spending millions (if not hundreds of millions) they'd rather get the money sooner than later if no other reason than to start getting back interest.

      I'm sure someone did a cost/benefit analysis down the line. My guess is interest and hype are the 2 major factors, though I don't know why they don't simul-release in English-speaking countries

      Release english version now:
      + Takes more advantage of hype
      + Get large money up front
      + Make interest back on early money (x%)
      + Spend less on dub because it isn't priority (y%)
      + Generate more hype (internationally) if good movie
      - Generate poor publicity if a stinker
      - Lose a little money (z%) from foreign markets

      Hold off release until all major languages dubbed
      + Won't lose as much hype internationally if movie was a stinker
      + Probably get most of z% lost from scenario 1
      - Lose some hype as it takes longer to release
      - Lose money (x%) you could have made in interest by release a few months earlier
      - Spend more money on dubbing because you want to hurry up the process (y%)

    3. Re:Anglophone? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Why would the movie lose hype because it takes longer to release? The real-word hype comes from their own marketing. If they're too dumb and start marketing the movie 6 months before it's done (including all the dubbed versions) then it's also their own fault.

      Also I'm not sure your "little money from foreign markets" is accurate. I'd be curious to know how much is made from the english version vs all the other dubbed versions combined. The difference certainly shouldn't be "a little".

    4. Re:Anglophone? by demonbug · · Score: 1

      Here's an idea - forget dubbing. Even with top voice talent, dubbing tends to ruin movies.

      Subtitles are much better - and they have the added benefit of being cheaper and quicker to do!

      I can't imagine watching something like Pan's Labyrinth dubbed into English - why would a German or French (etc.) speaker want to see American movies ruined by dubbing them into their own languages?

    5. Re:Anglophone? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      First, you misread my post (or I did not elaborate). I did not say they make little money internationally, but that they would lose a little money (internationally) because of the delay while dubbing versus releasing it in all major languages simultaneously.

      Example: I release "Hulk" in the US in June and take my time dubbing the French version so it doesn't get released until October.

      Chances are fewer French viewers would watch it after it in October than they would have in June because a) it's no longer Summer, b) word of mouth from the US is it was so/so, and c) the hype is gone.

      As far as hype, I agree that it's something advertising needs to just "time" correctly. But looking at Dark Knight, if it took another year to come out the numbers might have been down. Though it was a great movie, Ledger's death did bring us sales quite a bit. A year from now it might not affect sales as much.

    6. Re:Anglophone? by u2boy_nl · · Score: 1

      Um, ever heared of subtitles? Subtitling as a practice In several countries or regions nearly all foreign language TV programs are subtitled, instead of dubbed, notably in: * Albania * Arabic countries (In Lebanon both Arabic and French show at the same time) * Argentina * Australia * Belgium (Subtitles in Dutch in Flanders, dubbed into French in Wallonia, sometimes bilingual (Dutch-French) subtitles in movie theaters) * Bolivia - Spanish * Bosnia and Herzegovina * Brazil (cable/satellite TV only) * Bulgaria * Colombia (cable/satellite TV only) * Cuba * Costa Rica (cable/satellite TV, and in some national channels like Channel 7) * Croatia * Cyprus * Denmark * Estonia * Finland * Greece * Hong Kong (Dubbing in Cantonese often happens, but subtitling is also common, since these foreign programs are often broadcast in multiple languages.) * Iceland * Indonesia * Israel * Ireland * Japan (live-action only) * Macedonia * Malaysia (Subtitles programming of various languages to Malay, as well as various Malay-language live action programs to English. Usually, animation programming (i.e. cartoons and anime) are exempted from subtitling. Indian and Chinese movies usually have subs of more than one languages). * Montenegro * The Netherlands * Norway * Peru (in Aymara and Quechua) * Portugal * Romania * Serbia * Slovenia * Singapore * South Africa (in Afrikaans, Sesotho, Xhosa and Zulu) * South Korea * Sweden * Taiwan * Ukraine (TV shows in Russian are often shown with Ukrainian subtitles) * United Kingdom * Uruguay (cable/satellite TV only) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subtitles#Subtitling_as_a_practice

    7. Re:Anglophone? by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Anglophone!

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    8. Re:Anglophone? by Kattspya · · Score: 1

      They still don't even attempt close release dates for countries that uses subtitles and no dubs. I.e. all Scandinavian countries.

      I don't know how many times I've seen trailers for a movie followed by a theater premiere date a week in the future for a movie I saw several months ago via bittorrent. It's difficult to know whether to laugh or cry.

    9. Re:Anglophone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would also work in all the countries, e.g. the Nordic countries, where all movies (except those for kids) are shown in their original language with subtitles. And judging by the quality of some of the translations, they could probably be done in a day or so.

    10. Re:Anglophone? by Kirth · · Score: 1

      Thankfully, here in Switzerland most movies are shown with subtitles in the evening, and dubbed in the afternoon (for the kids). This means I could effectively watch Monsters Inc. in english in a cinema in Zürich.

      Now it wouldn't exactly be a problem to only release a subtitled version at the same date as in the USA. Some people would complain, some would want to wait for a dubbed version, but most would go watch the subtitled one.

      And of course, Zürich being a city where "one does go to the cinema", it wouldn't even matter much if the DVD was sold the same day as the premiere in the cinema (Well, I'd probably give the cinemas a headstart of two weeks, but not more).

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  40. A 38 hours delay changes exactly nothing by JavaBear · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I doubt that 38 hours are going to change much in this case. Who would cancel a planned trip to the cinema because they got a shoddy cam recording of the film?
    And not many would decide to go to see the film because they couldn't get that bootleg cam recording.

    Imho, either someone decides not to want to pay for it and accept the bootleg quality, or they go to the cinema.

    The real piracy issues are when the film arrive on DVD, Blu-ray or (legally) streamed download, either as a screener or in retail, when the quality of the copies approach DVD quality or better.

  41. Re:Public Library, check DVDs out FREE, no asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I have seen almost every type of asshole on your list, I must say that I find it hard to believe that someone would pay for a movie ticket to actually work on their laptop while in the theater.

    Assholes are everywhere and of every kind.

    First of all, with all their "no pirates allowed" paranoia the theaters wouldn't let someone enter with their laptop.

    The next time you're at the movies, stand around and watch those carrying in bags. Of the people carrying bags, backpacks, gym bags, and more, how many of these are searched? My bet is, unless they stand out, zero. A lot of people carry laptops within bags and backpacks within a laptop bag, not just in a laptop bag/carrier.

    Second, aren't all shopping malls equipped with air conditioning? They could sit on a bench and work there, for free.

    If you have indeed seen such a thing, then that person was not only an asshole, but also an idiot.

    Assholes are stupid, and they're everywhere. Just when you think you've seen them all, they surprise you with new asshole antics. By the way, does anyone have any comment on the value of their public library and checking out DVDs vs. going to movies and dealing with assholes or renting them?

    Public libraries are a blessing in disguise, often overlooked.

  42. Worldwide releases by ErkDemon · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You hit the nail on the head.

    They figure that it's a significant success to be 38 hours ahead of the pirates with a US movie release ... and then they don't allow the German audience any legal way to see the movie for another month? Whuh?

    So the global hype machine has kicked in, the net's full of people saying, "Man, you GOTTA see this movie!", and when the poor old Germans turn up at the cinema desperate to hand over their cash to join the party, the studios turn them away. "We don't want your money now, come back in a month's time."

    A month is a long time to wait, and it's not going to be too surprising if a bunch of twitchy germans decide that they want to watch this thing while the buzz is still there, and try to get to see it by some other route. They aren't allowed to watch in it cinemas, they aren't yet allowed to buy it on DVD.

    If they're already being hit by the marketing hype, but there's NO LEGAL WAY for them to watch this movie, what's the logical result?

    If a manufacturer spends millions building up demand for a product, and then refuses to sell it to some of their customers, not because of any intrinsic shortage of material, but as part of a clever marketing strategy, then that manufacturer has lost the right to complain when people start pirating it.
    As a general rule, you aren't supposed to advertise a product that isn't available, and you aren't supposed to manipulate markets by deliberately creating regional shortages and banning people from cross-importing. I mean, I know the media companies probably have a special dispensation that makes them immune to the WTO rules that everyone else has to play by, but just because they can legally manipulate markets in ways that would be illegal for other businesses, it doesn't make them immune to the bad karma.

    If customers think that your business is crooked, and your business refuses to supply those customers, they're less likely to feel bad about pirating your material. And once they've gotten into the piracy habit, and they've made the contacts and found the websites, and installed the software, they're going to continue doing it.

    Business Rule #1: Create a product or service that people want or need.
    Business Rule #2: Make it easy for them to buy it from you.

  43. le sigh by legoman666 · · Score: 5, Informative
    People need to get their bootleg terms correct.

    Cam: recorded with a camcorder with indirect audio (using the camcorder's built in mic)

    Telesync (TS): recorded with a camcorder (although TS's are often recorded with a higher quality camera) with direct audio (audio typically from a headphone jack for the hard of hearing)

    Telecine (TC): A telecine machine copies the film digitally from the reels. Sound and video should be very good, but these are fairly uncommon (expensive machines)

    Screener: A DVD or VHS copy sent to various places for promotional use. Many times they have timers and/or serials numbers. Quality varies, but DVD screeners should be excellent if the person ripping it isn't an idiot.

    R5: Usually made with a telecine machine from an analog source. Unlike a TC the digitization is performed by the studio itself with very professional (and expensive) equipment. The purpose is to beat the pirates to the market in 3rd world-ish areas (Russia, Africa, etc).

  44. Pirating Nonsense by __aauygf7127 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I didn't buy a 52" HDTV to watch a DVD of some guy filming a movie in a theater. Give me a break. I also don't have the time or patience to wait 2 days to see if a torrent file is any good. I'm sure these guys lose some money to piracy but its not nearly as much as they make it out to be. Most people buying the street DVD for $5 are too cheap to and wouldn't pay the full price anyway. I'm tired of listening to multi millionaires whine about how people are stealing money from them. So skip the gold plated toilet for the new mansion and settle for the ceramic one.

    1. Re:Pirating Nonsense by Shados · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you have a 52" HDTV, you probably don't fit the profile of the people these guys are trying to delay :) Maybe with 1/5th of your disposable income....

    2. Re:Pirating Nonsense by __aauygf7127 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wish. I just feel like a TV is an investment I'm going to have for 10 years and may as well get something good. I also got lucky bought a floor model so it was about the same price as most of the 42" or 46" TVs that my friends have. I don't think an HDTV is considered a luxury item these days any more.

    3. Re:Pirating Nonsense by Acapulco · · Score: 1

      ...I'm tired of listening to multi millionaires whine about how people are stealing money from them. So skip the gold plated toilet for the new mansion and settle for the ceramic one...

      Do you really think they are making all this fuss because they are actually losing a significant amount of money? Conspiracy theories aside, I truly believe it's just a way of whining so they ultimately get to bend the law as they please, for whatever *other* reasons they see fit (not just piracy).

      Imagine a really really spoiled kid, that will cry and scream whenever his parents don't do as he says. At first it will be about the $10 toy, and later it will be about the $xxxxxxxxx car, and...etc etc. You get the point.

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    4. Re:Pirating Nonsense by __aauygf7127 · · Score: 1

      Good point. I think you're right but I feel that it's still probably 10% gold plated toilet whiners.

    5. Re:Pirating Nonsense by Shados · · Score: 1

      Its still a luxury. You don't need it and a 15 inch TV will let you know if school is canceled for your kids just fine.

      Personally though, I stuck my luxury at 32 inch HDTVs and just put the TV a bit closer :)

    6. Re:Pirating Nonsense by __aauygf7127 · · Score: 1

      # CRT TVs (50) # Flat-Panel TVs (1,022) # HDTVs (696) Hmm, amazon.com sells like 14X as many HDTVs than CRTs. I'd say they're a mass market item at this point.

    7. Re:Pirating Nonsense by Shados · · Score: 1

      Mass Market doesn't mean they're no luxury. You don't need it to live (or even be comfy), you don't need it to find a job or do a job, you don't need it to take care of your kids or even stay in touch with the world (which a cheap TV kind of helps a lot with), you don't need it to go fetch food, etc (though in some areas a car is seriously not needed and IS a luxury, its more the exception than the norm).

      Thus, its a luxury :) -Especially- a large one.

    8. Re:Pirating Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? This is America! Big TVs arent just a right, theyre a need! USA USA USA

    9. Re:Pirating Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe one day you will own and run a store and have kids shoplift from you every day.
      lets see if you whine then kid.

  45. Appropriate media? by Smivs · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just wondering if pirated copies of The Dark Knight would look best using TDK media?

    1. Re:Appropriate media? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      It'll certainly save on the cost of printing a cover.

  46. Read the book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LotR really DID have lots of ending.

    They could have just gone "The Bad Guy is Dead. Party for the Good Guys" but there are too many central characters to manage that.

    Hell, look at the multiple endings in any movie: Hellboy? Dad Dies. One ending. Bad Guy dies. Two. Kissy kissy. Three.

    Star Wars: Vader Dies. One Ending. Death Star Dies. Two. Sitting on Endor getting some wookie/ewok action: Three. Extended cut: whole universe partying. Four.

    Now, there was the denouement when Frodo/Sam win. One. Gondor ending (Faramir, Aragorn and Arwen can't leave and you haven't seen the Hobbits home yet) Two. Get home. Three. The Let Down (Frodo has to leave, showing that even when you win, you have to accept that you may lose too, but you win for your friends). Four. Then Sam Gets Home. End on an up note, not sad. Five.

    What could have been taken out?

  47. Nobody's screwed with them yet? by Cruciform · · Score: 1

    I've been waiting for the flash mobs to hit a theatre with every person wearing infrared LEDs on their clothes but nobody has yet.

    The first time the staff scanned the audience for camcorders they'd see a wall of light and probably crap their pants.

    1. Re:Nobody's screwed with them yet? by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      Camcorders (or at least as far as I know, CCD based camcorders) are also very sensitive to IR light, hence why home security cams, and the infamous "X-Ray" Sony camcorder, have IR LEDs for night vision. One can demonstrate that on even the oldest cameras, simply by pointing a remote control at the lens while recording (you'll see a bright light at the end of the remote).

      A suit of IR LEDs would have the interesting side effect of either blinding a camcorder, or at least making the wearer of said suit look like the Electric Cowboy in the videos. Yes, if you get the reference, you're really really old. I know.

      On the other hand, however, TDK was so incredibly dark, visually speaking, that any nighttime action scenes are going to look like pure 100% ass. Only the well lit indoor scenes will be viewable.

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    2. Re:Nobody's screwed with them yet? by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      I was thinking of the infrared lights as a purely prankish thing to drive the security guys crazy. It wouldn't bother me in the least if it messed up the cammers as well.

    3. Re:Nobody's screwed with them yet? by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      Well, if one wants to truly be geeky, such a suit could also effectively blind CCD cameras everywhere, if cranked up high enough. This includes but isn't limited to: Security cameras, unwanted digital photographers, speedercams (build them into your license plate!), Brit style police cameras, etc.

      Imagine every camera that records you as being a bright white blob.. They'll keep pulling over Louie Anderson!

      But I'm off track, sorry.

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    4. Re:Nobody's screwed with them yet? by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      Jeez. Beats that bank robber that used lemon juice on his face because he was told it would blur it out on the camera :)

  48. Re:You know what else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am a racist bastard you insensitive clod!

  49. Good movie...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You know what else helps have a big opening weekend? Making a good movie."

    Then explain Titanic?

  50. Mystery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what else helps have a big opening weekend? Making a good movie.

    I still fail to see how opening day sales are any indication of how good a movie is, since you don't know how good it is until after you've paid to see it.

  51. Re:Public Library, check DVDs out FREE, no asshole by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    I'll have to go check but I don't think public libraries around here have DVDs, especially not blockbuster movies.

  52. You don't have to see it right away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The thing about a movie is you don't have to see it right away. You can watch it whenever you want. What would a pirate care? If they are going to pirate it, they are going to pirate it.

  53. Sneezing by camperdave · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, they credit those 38 hours for the record-breaking $158.4 million they made on opening weekend, but they've made another $150 million since the pirated copies have been available (according to the article). So, the pirated copies becoming available didn't seem to have much of an affect, did it?

    Hey, 8.4 million dollars is nothing to sneeze at!

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  54. Why not stop camming? by Goffee71 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If they were that serious then they could stop the 'scourge' of cammed movies at source. Equip cinemas with an IR light emitter just below the screen, pointed at the audience that spreads beams across the cinema, digital camcorders will pick these up and make the movie unwatchable. If cammers start using IR filters on the cameras, upgrade them to field-emitters (or was it wave-emitters?) that send out a signal that distorts whatever the CCD 'sees'.

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    1. Re:Why not stop camming? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      If I can see it, it CAN be recorded.

      If you emit spurious signals, I will filter them.

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    2. Re:Why not stop camming? by Renraku · · Score: 1

      Now: Man's camera is damaged by the countermeasures. Man sues, wins thousands.

      Near Future: Man's CCD-based artificial eye is damaged and he sues. Wins millions.

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    3. Re:Why not stop camming? by Kanasta · · Score: 1

      Well maybe IR light emitters have health consequences or need approval? An easier solution would be airport style security at the door. Until cammers invent wooden cameras, the problem would be solved. Full body Xrays would also stop the scourge of non-cinema food being brought into the theatre!

  55. Suits and fruits by tjstork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The suits are those guys that have to go in front of a bunch of movie theater owners and persuade them to buy the movie that you made. They are going to have relationships with these people and so are going to have a pretty good feel for what those people are interested in paying for, and what they aren't. So, say, for example, you making a movie and the central part of the plot has to do with, for whatever reason, a cantaloupe. For whatever reason, the suit happens to know that the guy who owns whatever movie chain that has 100 screens, really, really hates cantaloupe, and, he knows from having lunch that a guy who owns 50 screens just said, "hey when are they going to make a movie about bananas. I think bananas are a funny fruit."

    Guess what! The suit isn't going to even try and sell the chain owner on the cantaloupe. Since he's writing you the check to make the movie, he's going to take down that barrier for himself, and come to you and say, "hey, would it really be that much worse if it were say, a banana"?

    If you answer correctly, you just picked up 150 more screens for your film. If you didn't, then, you possibly don't get your movie made.

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    1. Re:Suits and fruits by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      The thing is (and this is unavoidable) there are certain things people want.

      I remember seeing The Usual Suspects and telling every person I knew and not one person was that bothered. Why? No big names (Spacey and Del Toro weren't that well known). If it had had Harrison Ford, Tom Cruise or John Travolta in, they'd probably have gone.

  56. Editorial flame-bait by mi · · Score: 1

    You know what else helps have a big opening weekend? Making a good movie.

    Somebody has forgotten the difference between required and sufficient.

    Making a good movie, for example, is required. It is not, unfortunately, sufficient — many more steps, from marketing, to, indeed, piracy prevention/reduction, are required...

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  57. Mod parent up! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    legality != morality

    ^This fact is nearly as important as "fire burns" and "you can't breathe water," yet it isn't anywhere near as well-known.

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    1. Re:Mod parent up! by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1
      Legality is indeed not morality, and there's nothing wrong with smoking weed unless you drive intoxicated, neglect any kids you may have, or cause other harm to others due to it. But copyright infringemnt in some cases is fairly easy to argue as morally wrong. The "I want free shit" people use the facile comparison to theft, i.e.:

      If I steal a CD, I'm depriving someone of it's use! That's why it's wrong, but a download of a CD doesn't deprive anyone of anything!

      Seriously - give me a fucking break. They put millions and millions of dollars into producing e.g. Batman DK. You could use the same facile argument to claim it's OK to stiff your gardener after he's done your lawn. "But the work is done, I'm depriving him of nothing if I don't pay him after he did the work! I mean, he already did the work, so by not paying him it costs him nothing!". In short, it's a retarded argument. The only problem with copyright is that hollywood and RIAA have bought laws making it far more of an issue than it should be.

      There should be copyright laws, but it should be e.g. "$100 fine" and not "prison time, and a few hundred thousand dollars and/or a huge civil judgement".

  58. this is dumb by An0iD · · Score: 1

    If they want to accredit anti-piracy tactics to anything, accredit making a decent movie, not how long it took to get a cam out. Go on the forums, read the torrent reviews and you will see that when you make a good movie, PEOPLE ACTUALLY GO AND SEE IT.

  59. Let me fix that for you by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Like let's say a new movie like "Sex and the City" is out, and you're half interested for whatever reason, then the Geek Squad probably has your PC because it's infected with a festering jungle of spyware, you don't know what a codec is much less how to download or install one, and you think a torrent is what happens when it rains really hard.

    There, fixed it for you.

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  60. Number and quality of the European films? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And look at the number and quality of the European films! Kind of odd to see that while there are some, they do not do nearly as well at the box office - hence the fact that they are not as well enjoyed by people as those in Hollywood. Perhaps it is because of the incentives. (Bollywood seems to do pretty well though).

  61. Forget dubs, go for subs by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    But other countries have other languages, and it takes time to line up quality voice actors for a dub job that isn't complete feces.

    If my experience with anime has taught me anything useful, it's that dubs should be avoided at all costs, subs are better and can be made quickly.

    Then again, I don't know how much of the movie-going public is literate, they might be turned off by all the "nerdy and faggy reading crap"

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    1. Re:Forget dubs, go for subs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Movies are often released subbed in other countries (people often like to see Hollywood movies with the original audio for the same reason anime fans like to watch in the original Japanese--you might not think highly of Hollywood, but in the rest of the world, American cinema pretty much defines the medium, for good or bad). A lot of those cams come from theaters in other countries, with appropriate foreign language subtitles to match.

      It all depends on their release strategy. Big films that go for a worldwide release will probably be subbed. Still note that subbing a movie, while easier than dubbing, isn't a time-free or cost-free exercise either. You still have to do a good translation job, after all.

    2. Re:Forget dubs, go for subs by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 1

      Excuse us peons for preferring to watch, rather than read, certain kinds of movies.

  62. one viewing of a film is enough -- bullshit by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
    TFA:

    Paul Kocher, president of Cryptography Research Inc., a San Francisco company that develops anti-piracy technology, said that unlike with music, one viewing of a film -- even in blurry, camcorded form -- often is enough. "With rare exception, once you've seen the movie you're unlikely to watch it a second time," Kocher said.

    What bullshit. For a start, this guy "develops anti-piracy technology". Why the hell the journalists don't question HOW HE KNOWS THIS? Or is he just pulling it out his ass?

    Especially for a "geek" movie -- say a comic book superhero, Star Trek, etc, -- the geeks WILL certainly download blurry camcorder videos. Then, if it's not crap, they'll all troop down to the cineplex to watch it on the big screen. Then, they'll buy the DVD. Then, they'll buy the Director's Cut..... The studios whine about how the "bad buzz" went around with Hulk. "If not for those meddling kids it would have been a hit". That movie was DOA. "Dark Knight" has wonderful buzz. It wouldn't matter if you could download it the day it was out, it'd still have broken records.

    1. Re:one viewing of a film is enough -- bullshit by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Yes, I saw "Mary Poppins" four times. Want to know how many times I've seen a movie more than once since then? Pretty much zero.

      The "geek factor" doesn't equate to lots of revenue and they know it. For most people, once is enough. No matter what.

    2. Re:one viewing of a film is enough -- bullshit by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      The "geek factor" doesn't equate to lots of revenue and they know it. For most people, once is enough. No matter what.

      Who else but geeks would download a cam of a movie to watch on their PC anyway? The quality is crap, it's only to satisfy your curiosity. Does Joe Sixpack really download cam rips? Maybe I'm behind the curve.

  63. What about inflation? by cmburns69 · · Score: 1

    And they don't think that inflation could have anything to do with the records being broken?

    Not taking inflation into account is akin to slowly reducing the previous records.

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    1. Re:What about inflation? by eddy · · Score: 1

      >And they don't think that inflation could have anything to do with the records being broken?

      I hear The Dark Knight is breaking all kinds of records in Zimbabwe!

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  64. Good movies by Digital+Pizza · · Score: 1

    That's exactly the kind of movie that I want to see in the theater anyway - going to see it in IMAX tonight in fact. I don't know how anyone can stand watching a movie like that from a crappy cam DIVX.
    (Although, that's how I watched Deuce Bigalo 2, and the funniest part of that movie was seeing the silhouettes of people getting up to go to the bathroom.)

    I'm also going to go to the theater for the Arrested Development movie when it comes out, not just because I can't wait to see it but also to do my part to encourage the further production of GOOD movies. Just bought the Series on DVD, voting with my dollars in a positive way.

    If they want to stop piracy, they need to MAKE BETTER MOVIES!

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  65. Re:You know what else? by utopianfiat · · Score: 5, Funny

    This concludes the FOX News Commentary on this article. Next up: Barack Obama, secret muslim, or just a terrorist?

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  66. Stupid OLD Studios... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I want to know is when will studios realize that 95% [unverified] of downloads are AFTER someone has shelled out $10-12 [US] for a movie. And they're actually downloading it because they LIKED the movie and it's NOT OUT on your favorite disc format.

    Sigh, hurry up and do simultaneous, or at least quicker, disc releases studios. You'll make more money from it if I can buy it right after i see a film I liked.

  67. Where is the experimental control? by JSBiff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, the hypothesis is that delaying piracy for 2 or 3 days increases the box office take. They manage to delay piracy for about 2 days with The Dark Knight. The Dark Knight has a big opening weekend. So, they proclaim that the experiment is a success.

    The problem: Correlation does not prove causation. This 'experiment' appears to have no control - no way to measure how the movie *would* have done if there *had* been piracy. No baseline to compare against.

    I am in the camp that think that, basically, piracy has very little to do with how a movie does at the box office. I currently believe (though don't have a study to prove this, admittedly, so this is opinion) that most of the people who pirate movies, won't pay for them (there are some people, no doubt, who use the pirated version as a shareware/try-before-you-buy system, so it might have some impact there, but I personally don't know of many people who do that, so I'm inclined to estimate that as a low percentage). Along with that, it is my current belief that most of the people who *do* pay for movies at the movie theater, will do so if the movie is good, *even if* a pirate version is available, because the movie theater provides that big-screen, awesome sound system experience that most people can't afford to have at home.

    I don't know that I'm any more right than the people who think the piracy control is so important, but my point is, I don't think they've really established a strong link between their anti-piracy measures and the box office sales. I think a better indicator is that the previous Batman Begins movie was well received by audiences, and they knew that basically the same team was doing this sequel, and wanted to see another movie with this new interpretation of Batman.

    1. Re:Where is the experimental control? by mi · · Score: 1

      I don't know that I'm any more right than the people who think the piracy control is so important, but my point is

      To me that control is important in principle. The creators must be allowed to keep control of their creations, regardless of whether it is profitable or detrimental to anybody.

      The movie belongs to Warner Brothers — discarding their concerns over piracy of it, because they failed to prove, they've lost anything is the wrong approach. Ethically...

      Because, as I quoted once already, "injustice somewhere is the threat to justice everywhere". We should not ignore one asshole with a camera pirating a movie any more than we can ignore an established industry selling millions of DVDs with somebody else's content.

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    2. Re:Where is the experimental control? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      The article isn't about principles or ethics, and neither was my reply. The whole article was about Warner Brothers trying to maximize revenue of the movie through their piracy control measures, and the fact that they came to the conclusion that it 'paid off' because the movie had a large box office revenue. What I'm saying is, while piracy might be ethically wrong, they have no basis to really come to the conclusion that their piracy efforts paid off in larger box office revenue. That is a statement that appears to be unsupportable based on the given data.

  68. Dristoph by dristoph · · Score: 1

    "You know what else helps have a big opening weekend? Making a good movie."

    I started watching the Dark Knight via a camcording available on a popular movie site. But about 10 minutes in, I asked myself, "Is this really the way I want to have the first experience of this movie?" So I turned it off, and since then I've been waiting until the IMAX tickets are not sold out at a reasonable time.

  69. Re:Public Library, check DVDs out FREE, no asshole by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

    A lot of libraries are now trying to get their hands on any movie (high quality or not) following the same pattern for purchases as they follow for which books they buy (and yes, some bestseller paperbacks and even trashy romance novels end up in libraries). So do check it out... they likely have as good a selection of DVDs as they do books if they are anything like the library I have near me.

    Oh, and to keep this on-topic, I have watched bootlegged videos, and I cannot see these replacing anything but DVD sales, and only in the case of poor people, or people who are simply going to rent the DVD to rip it, so no loss of income to the studios...

    I really wish that lawmakers would realize the reality that making laws to restrict freedoms only restricts the freedoms of law abiding citizens. Laws are a balance between freedom and safety from those who would harm you. Once laws are created that do not protect you from harm (Patriot Act, DMCA, marijuana laws, drinking laws, etc.) you lose freedom and gain nothing in return. Laws that protect you from being harmed by another (DUI/DWI, unauthorized drug distribution, murder, rape, assault, etc.) restrict your freedoms, but the safety of yourself and others is, IMHO, worth the cost. I just wish our law makers would check with those that the laws apply to before trading our freedoms for nothing.

    Anywho, that's my 2 pence (because my 2 cents isn't worth much nowadays)

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  70. Re:You know what else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Missing Option: Jimmy Carter in blackface.

  71. or so you think! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since I was at a private screening the day before the movie was out, as for my friend is movie treater manager I was able to see the movie with nobody around but just some friends!
    With my Sony Digi and SD Card of 2gigs I would had been able to record this movie like nothing.

    I'd like to raise my hand up for saying all the above is a bunch of bull. :o)

  72. well what do you know? by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    It would appear that those tactics are far more effective than litigation and buying legislation.

    control your supply chain and prevent recording devices in theaters. The rest isn't your business.

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  73. Re:Public Library, check DVDs out FREE, no asshole by Mark+J+Tilford · · Score: 1

    My local library at least checks out DVDs. As for blockbuster movies, it has 31 copies of Batman Begins.

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  74. There is a Canned Formula by pbaer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is called the monomyth, and it was deliberately followed by George Lucas so his original Star Wars would be a success.

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  75. Re:You know what else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  76. How much did they spend? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    I'd be curious to know how much they spent in order to keep The Dark Knight from being pirated for all of 3 days. I'm guessing that it would be hard to calculate, but would likely be a few million at least. If they did this with all of the movies released how much would it cost? They obviously think that their efforts pay off by preventing "lost sales" to pirated copies, but since we all know that 1 pirated copy doesn't equal 1 lost sale, I'd be curious to find out how much they're paying for a tiny delay in piracy.

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  77. Close but not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what else helps have a big opening weekend? Making a good movie.

    Except Dark Knight wasn't such a great movie. It was yet another big budget summer franchise actionfest.

  78. uh by GregNorc · · Score: 1

    I would have never watched a bootleg of this film. I wanted a quality Batman experience, not some fuzzy handcam crap. Will I download the bootleg so I can watch repeatedly without paying out the ass at the theater between now and the DVD release? Maybe. But anyone who skips the theater to see a bootleg of a movie of such quality as The Dark Knight is ultimately only hurting themselves.

  79. Box office sales are NEVER impressive by Amisinthe · · Score: 1

    It should be based on tickets sold, per capita. That way a film from the 70s can be directly compared in popularity to one made today.

    1. Re:Box office sales are NEVER impressive by Xuranova · · Score: 1

      When making comparison of movies through the ages they generally account for inflation. That's how Gone With The Wind stayed on top for so long.

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  80. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Interesting

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  81. Delay is somehow a success? by cdrguru · · Score: 1

    First off, the pirates are getting better all the time. As access to digital prints improves, you will find "cam" versions disappearing. The pirates have access to ad revenue as well as other revenue sources to bribe folks. Also, there are just a heck of a lot of people that want to support the pirates.

    Secondly, if you can't wait 38 hours to see a movie I feel sorry for you. You aren't going to be happy with a free download no matter what if you are that impatient. I expect to see you in line for the midnight opening show. The rest of the folks will take their free download (digital transform, no cam versions) and watch in the comfort, privacy and safety of their homes.

    If it is possible to obtain access to the digital version of the movie and post it on the Internet for all to have, the movie theater is dead. It is possible today and will become more and more common as time goes on. The production companies cannot stop this from happening and it will destroy their revenue stream. If Freeloading Freddy can download the movie and save it to a DVD they are going to. Buy the DVD? Why? They've seen it already and have it saved if they want to watch it again.

    Sorry folks, but you better figure out a "business model" that works without any revenue.

  82. What is so difficult about stopping piracy? by Syberz · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I must be missing something... How much is does a pair of nightvision googles and an usher's hourly wage cost?? Just have the usher routinely go from theater to theater with the googles and point the handicammers out to security... geez...

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    1. Re:What is so difficult about stopping piracy? by papaver1 · · Score: 1

      Heh. because alot of the time its the guy in the booth making the copy, or the usher that is getting paid shit and doesn't give a fuck..

  83. Consider McDonalds by Livius · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For example, McDonalds is highly successful, but no-one confuses them with gourmet cuisine. Or confuses Microsoft with ethical and innovative product development.

    1. Re:Consider McDonalds by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      For example, McDonalds is highly successful, but no-one confuses them with gourmet cuisine

      Except on slashdot...

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  84. Subtitles for small children? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Subtitles are much better

    That might work for movies rated the equivalent of R, but how easily can single-digit-year-old children in a PG movie read subtitles?

  85. What else halps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what else helps have a big opening weekend? Making a good movie.

    And how are the people who watch it in the first weekend going to know if it's good or not? Two days is hardly enough to let word-of-mouth spread, and let people decide they're going to watch it.

    You probably meant "You know what else helps have a big opening weekend? Bombarding the sheeple with tons of advertising."

  86. Popular in Russia by towelie-ban · · Score: 1

    This idea is popular in Russia, as a lot of people want to avoid theaters. Since demand breeds supply, this created a lot of pirates who took video cameras into the theaters and recorded high-quality video and sold it on the street to this type of customer. This prompted the industry to release certain movies in DVD-quality shortly after it hits theaters, to combat this piracy and to make a few extra bucks for the movie companies. Unfortunately for them, most of these DVD-quality videos are acquired and synced to English audio (most are released with Russian dubbing) and released on the internet. They're referred to as R5s (as in, Region 5, with which Russia is associated) and are almost identical to the DVD which will be released months later. Personally, I think that's a horrible idea. The people who don't want to see it now will likely catch it in a few months when it's available for rental/purchase. Putting it on DVD at the same time as its theatrical release will not only encourage more piracy, it will likely deter a lot of additional theater revenue. ("Why spend $30 for my wife and me to see it once at the theater when Frank can burn me a copy of it for $5"?)

  87. sharing isn't a crime ... everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In some jurisdictions, a derived work is fair use and is seen for what it does, promote the product. Piracy would barely exist if the product was fairly priced. Truth is if US studios can't produce accessible, affordable content, others will. Clearly, it seems that some big corporations can't, or won't compete fairly, instead they have corrupted and perverted the copyright system.

  88. A lot. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    The crazy thing is that every popular movie from 1941 seems more interesting than today's fare

    http://movies.yahoo.com/browse/year/1941

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  89. Not a lot of tricking required ... by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

    the metric is not how good a movie is, but rather, how effectively they can trick people into seeing a really bad movie.

    Another option is to lower your movie budget to the point where different economics come into play. From the Disaster Movie FAQ:

    Q: Why do these movies keep getting made? A: Even though the "Movie" series has been grossing less and less at the box office, these "films" for lack of a better term cost next to nothing to make and we won't see the end of them until one grosses less than it cost to make.

  90. Re:Public Library, check DVDs out FREE, no asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll watch it in my own home without the assholes, and without wasting time and money in the process.

    Well, you still have *THAT* asshole to deal with, which sounds quite a bit worse than the theater assholes.

  91. Also by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    ``You know what else helps have a big opening weekend? Making a good movie.''

    And, who knows? Maybe people getting enthusiastic about it because they heard from their friends that it's a good movie helps, too.

    I wouldn't be surprised to find that piracy drives sales in movies, too.

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  92. What do movies and lawn mowings have in common? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    You call a decent (but incomplete) argument retarded and then continue to compare the pirating of movies with not paying your gardener for mowing your lawn. A banana and a cheese grater have more in common than those two.

    Rather than attempt to make sense of your inane brainfart of an analogy so that I can refute it (I would start with "(digital) product vs. (physical) service" but to go any further would require a series of big fat books), I'll defend my own point of view.

    The argument you call retarded is perfectly good - when you pirate a file nobody is deprived of anything, but that is just a small fragment of an argument. As has been discussed repeatedly in this thread alone, 1 pirated file != 1 movie ticket/CD sale/insert thing here. The idea that piracy equals lost sales is the crux of the RIAA's argument and it's bullshit. They have no real data showing a link between a decrease in profit (how the media companies define profit is an argument in itself) and piracy. If you can show me any evidence that there is any significant link between piracy and lost sales (other than "Look! Piracy kinda goes up and sales kinda go down!") then please get back to me.

    I'm glad we can agree that the fines and punishment for piracy are insane though. Hefty fines are only called for when someone is pirating for profit, and they should not be many times greater than the value of the legitimate items that were bootlegged and sold.

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    1. Re:What do movies and lawn mowings have in common? by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Rather than attempt to make sense of your inane brainfart of an analogy so that I can refute it (I would start with "(digital) product vs. (physical) service" but to go any further would require a series of big fat books), I'll defend my own point of view.

      Here's your first problem. Digital media is a service. You are paying to use content someone else has produced. If you do not pay for the content, the producer of the media will not recoup his investment and will not make profit, and hence will not continue to make said content. You can't seem to wrap your head around the concept that there might be a product with no production cost but where your stealing it costs the producer opportunity cost.

      I'm not sure what you're asking proof for. You seem to want evidence that if people download music, movies, or software instead of paying for it they are cutting into the producer's profit. I don't need any proof, by definition the sentence is correct. Even though many people wouldn't buy the product anyway, there's some nonzero percent of people who download media who would buy it if they couldn't download it. I feel no need to prove anything because it's an obvious truism. Now, is it true to the extent the media companies claim? Of course not.

      I find all the "then find a new business model!" arguments tedious and silly. It's really a childish argument put forth by people who want free shit. I don't necessarily have a problem with that, but then they have the audacity to claim it's the studios' fault and that they, the pirates, are the moral ones. I'd say both sides of the argument are largely in the wrong. Thieves on one side, greedy corporate scum who buy politicians on the other. I'm marginally on the side of the thieves in terms of lesser of two evils, but barely.

  93. Not on opening weekend by Britz · · Score: 1

    I don't think it is about the movie on opening weekend. More about the marketing. And having you star die creates more hype. Simple as ist is true.

  94. They were lucky by Britz · · Score: 1

    How much is a humans live worth?

    But I do not believe anyone killed Ledger for marketing reasons. They were just really lucky they focused all their marketing on the guy who happened to die. That way they already had the connection between the movie and the guy. It did sell an awful lot of tickets.

    1. Re:They were lucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much is a humans live worth?

      I'll ok the killing of one random person per good movie. I'll take the chance it is somebody I know for the 2 hours entertainment. The life of people that I don't know and that have absolutely no effect on my life is exactly zero. If you aren't honest enough to belief this, start crying about all the people that just died. Oops, more died. Now even more died. You'll have trouble keeping up with all the crying you'll need to do. My life has equal value to them. You are not special.

  95. One-time viewing by daedae · · Score: 1

    "With rare exception, once you've seen the movie you're unlikely to watch it a second time," Kocher said. "You don't have the benefit the music guys have, that piracy can help build buzz. For the movie industry, it's purely a destructive force."

    So you're telling me that people know they're only going to watch the movie once, yet opt to pay $15-$20 or more for a DVD months after it's come out to see on a small(er) screen with a weak(er) sound system, instead of paying $10 to see it on a big screen with good sound and relatively comfortable seating?

    Besides that, I think he's still wrong; just as bad buzz about a lousy movie can kill it, good buzz about a good film can drive people to the theater. Especially in the case of having the option to see a shoddy cam rip on a small screen or the correct colors/contrast on a big screen... and, let's face it, explosions in action movies are way better on big screens.

  96. I like the quality of the alarmism... by thekm · · Score: 1

    from TFA: "By Sunday, it could be downloaded on BitTorrent file-sharing sites or viewed on YouTube, he said"

    I just want to know how people are able to upload a full 2.5 hours of movie onto YouTube, it sounds handy. They put a lot of money into those IMAX cameras when shooting the movie so that people could realise the full quality that is the YouTube experience!

  97. who would want the horrid qualiaty! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really who the heck wants to watched some getto cam version, bad color/contrast and people head moving in front of the camera inst exactly the ideal way to watch a movie.

  98. Usenet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not that any one reads these responses, but fwiw Dark Knight was on Usenet the morning after opening.

  99. UK=film? by Xtifr · · Score: 1

    btw, Firefox keeps telling me that "movie" and "movies" does not exist in the English UK dictionary, why is that? (I am not an native English speaker... fwiw)

    I believe (though I'm willing to be corrected on this) that the UK standard is "film", and that "movie" is considered a barbaric Americanism. This is why (for example) Wikipedia uses "film" for its categories--it's an acceptable term pretty-much everywhere.

    Seems a little odd to me since "film" is merely the medium and is used for static images as well--"movie" seems like a far more appropriate term for these moving images--but as an American, I'm hardly in a position to question the oddities of other people's usages. :)

    (I'm just glad that my country is on the winning side in the balance of trade for "u"s.) :)

  100. Available only 8 hours after the release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went and saw this movie in the theater on opening night and then that night noticed it was available for download off the usenet groups. I say the more popular a movie the more likely it is to show up early.

  101. Bullshit by Apotsy · · Score: 1

    It was going to make a bundle no matter what. People love this movie. And it looks fantastic in IMAX, something you can't experience at home.

    This is someone in the anti-piracy department at Warner trying to take credit for something they didn't do. I'm sure Christopher Nolan is really happy to hear these lackeys try to ride his coattails.

  102. Yeah they were. by rtechie · · Score: 2, Informative

    Telesync'd cams for Dark Knight were available on private trackers within 4 hours of the midnight screenings. At least one tracker had the East coast midnight screening up before the West coast screenings even started.

    As long as there is money to be made off cams, people will keep using them. Expect to see theaters in the US start searching patrons in the name of "terrorist" threats.

  103. If the movie's good it makes money regardless by RuthlessMinx · · Score: 1

    What movie studios fail to realize is that so-called "pirates" who download the movie are often it's biggest fans. I won't name names, but I know some one who went to see it openning weekend, then downloaded a pirated cam recording, and is now going to see it a second time. Why? Because it was so good this person wanted to be able to watch scenes a second time at their leasiure in the comfort of their home. Movie studios often fail to see their biggest fault that helps pirates the most: The incredibly stupid and archaic distribution timelines. Why do movies debut in America before they come out in another country? If I lived overseas and was desperate to see The Dark Knight, but it came out several weeks after it did in America, I would probably download a cam version ahead of time because I'm impatient. Why do we even do exclusive distribution periods? Why do movies come out in theatres, then airplanes, pay-per-view, rentals, DVDs, and then cable? Why not have them come out for download or DVD the same time as in theatres? Some people like to watch movies in the comfort of their homes and will not go to theatres. Often times this includes older viewers who dislike loud, dark movie theatres.

    1. Re:If the movie's good it makes money regardless by neminem · · Score: 1

      Hey, look at that. Sounds just like what I, living in America, do with Doctor Who.

  104. WOW ! maybe the studios can break the mold again.. by Latinhypercube · · Score: 1

    What if they could do something truly revolutionary, like release another Batman film ,oooh ! Never thought of that. I wonder if it will be popular. Damn, this is thew 21st century, hello ! Do we still want to watch a dude in tights dressed as a bird ? Total wank, no different that Tim Burton's Batman, except less of Batman.

  105. Treatment should come from medicine, not marketing by jeko · · Score: 1

    Right there, that's our problem, the suicidal belief that the invisible hand of the market never fails and should choose all...

    You have a drug that saves almost everyone, say something like a penicillin-based antibiotic. Joe has an inferior drug that lets half of the patients die, say an earlier attempt at antibiotics like cow-urine poultices. Clearly, any sane doctor would choose your treatment over Joe's. Joe, recognizing this, lobbies Congress and the AMA, bribes doctors with perks and loose women, and runs a multi-billion dollar Madison Avenue ad campaign that associates cow urine poultices with sex and springtime.

    Ten million people needed antibiotics this year to live. Joe utterly killed your product. He also killed five million people.

    People like Joe are the reason I still suspect there might actually be a Hell.

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  106. Movie studio's are stuck in the past by papaver1 · · Score: 1

    The problem with the theater experience is that is has been very stagnant for the last 20 years or so. Sure the sound is better with THX and the image is better (HD) but that is pretty much it. This is the main problem with both the music and movie industries. They don't know shit about technology. And they don't invest enough money into it to keep people interested. Hence why Apple is making so much money of music they have nothing to do with.

    Sounds very similar to Microsoft to me. When you have a monopoly there is only so much forcing you to make a better product. The movie industry is the exact same. I have no problems with the actual content of the movies. Most movies appeal to some niche of people. There are very few movies very single person that sees it, hates (as scary as that sounds). Home media technology is amazing nowadays. A 50" Plasma and a nice sound system is worth watching a movie at home, especially on BlueRay. Watching the BBC Earth series on blueray for the first time blew my mind.

    The movie industry needs to spend more time on stuff like 3D movies. Journey to the Center of the Earth and the U2 concert use this new technology as well as Final Destination 4. These experiences cannot be reproduced at home yet. These experiences cannot be pirated.

    The industry is approaching the fight with piracy the wrong way. Copy protection will only ever stall the inevitable. Instead the movie industry needs to try out new approaches like the MMO gaming industry is.

    ex:

    1) Initial product free; pay for online play.
    2) Initial product costs money; online is free.
    3) Initial product and online is free; play for new/special content.

    Why not sell play once DVD's at the same time the movie hits the theaters? They need to be 1 step ahead of the pirates not 2 steps behind.

  107. Wasted Energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First off Spain - It was never legal here to breach copyright just beacue no money was made. Major misunderstanding. Profit is INDEPENDENT of the actual infringement.

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    As far as WB, now these morons are going to think that this is the reason they broke records.

    Never thinking it had anything to do with the Batman itself or even the late Mr. Ledger.

    Pirates are more than willing to wait the 38 hours if it means saving $20 going to the moives. This means nothing. Those type of people will not all of a sudden go to the movies becuse they have to wait a day and a half... or even a week for that matter.

    So much wasted energy.

  108. Who would watch a cam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who would watch a cam of a movie? Maybe some... But how many of them would watch a cam of The Dark Knight?!

    It is ridiculous to think that someone who is too impatient to wait the 36 hours would watch such a low quality version of the movie. More people were going for the IMAX version. I could not find a place that was not sold out of IMAX. Are we supposed to believe that the same people who bought tickets early to see the IMAX version would even consider watching a cam?

    What scares me the most is that these executives do not know this.

  109. Opening weekend sales mean nothing? by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't get how you can measure how good a film is based on it's opening weekend? The opening weekend only measures how good the marketing is...I would put more stock in the second and third weekends, when word-of-mouth has had time to spread.

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  110. "going" to the movies is a lost business model by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    When you have at home movie/entertainment systems coupled with the high gas prices, coupled with the OUTRAGEOUS prices they charge for concessions, coupled with the price they charge you FOR the movie, coupled with the idiots who can't/won't SHUT THE H&LL up, it's no wonder more people are opt'ing out of "going" to the movies, and waiting for the movie to hit pay per view & the DVD rental/purchase to actually watch the movie at home, when they choose to. They can watch it at their leisure, make their own INEXPENSIVE concessions, watch it in their jammies if they want to. Some home entertainment systems other than the 3 story tall screens, rival what you see in the theater. The business model of getting a large percentage of the population to run out and see a movie is dying out, but the movie industry doesn't see it that way. Look, take a "typical" family of four seeing an opening run movie. Take 8 bucks as an average... that 16 bucks for the adults, say 4-5 bucks for the kids, add say 10 bucks, now you are up to almost 30 dollars just to get in the door! You know the kids are going to want something to munch on, so even if you get one of those family pack things, kick in another 10-20 bucks, split the middle, that's 15 bucks. Now you are at 45 bucks. Add in what it costs for gas, and you are on a conservative side of 50 bucks JUST TO SEE A MOVIE! Now, figuring you can watch it on pay per view usually for 9.99 and have your own popcorn soda, nachos or whatever and it's a no brainer! Stay at home and watch it.

  111. Thanks for the heads up; Downloading now... by Lachlan+Hunt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Great! Thanks for letting me know the low quality CAM is available already for me to watch on my awesome 3" iPhone screen. I'm off to download it. Now I don't have to pay a reasonale price to see it on the big screen in high quality with surround sound and everything. Geez, it would have been horrible to sit through that. I'm saved!

    Seriously though, I find it hard to believe that the anti-piracy campaign had any effect whatsoever upon those who intended to see it at the theatre, and those who intend to wait and download it. I'm sure the big opening weekend had more to do with the quality of the film, than the availability of a pirated copy.

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  112. What about the script? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No need for a cam rip or even audio. There was some movie a few years ago where the script leaked out ahead of time and I read it. I knew then that the movie stunk and I skipped it. Some time later I actually did watch the movie and it was exactly like I remembered from reading the script.

    I'm just amazed there is such a thing as a cam rip given the access that people in the distrubution chain have, plus the watermarks in the images etc. But easiest is to just get movies out of your life altogether. They were cool once the same way that Burning Man used to be cool, but now it's just all corporate schlock. Fuck the MPAA. Do even better than avoiding paying them: deny them legitimacy completely by refusing to watch their product even for free. Go see some live theater or something instead.

  113. What I don't get about the whole piracy issue is.. by millinao · · Score: 0

    Who the hell thinks that piracy is a big enough issue to tackle, anyway? Batman made $442,081,677. That's 58 million shy of a billion dollars! And who would think that a cam of the movie is a good substitute for the theatre anyway?

  114. Here Comes Mr. Jordan by westlake · · Score: 1
    And that's it.
    .

    among the missing in your list:

    Adventures of Captain Marvel.
    Serial. The first comic book superhero on screen and in live action.

    Dumbo

    Here Comes Mr. Jordan.
    As fine and original a fantasy as we have.

    High Sierra.
    Bogart and Huston.

    Lady Be Good.
    "Facinating Rhythm," "The Last Time I Saw Paris"

    Man Hunt.
    Fritz Lang directs Rogue Male

    Meet John Doe.
    Capra and Cooper.

    Pimpernel Smith.
    Leslie Howard in a telling and subtle updating of one of his greatest roles.
    The ispiration for Raoul Wallenberg's rescue of perhaps 15,000 Jews.

    Road to Zanzibar.
    Hope, Crosby and Dorothy Lamour

    Sergeant York.
    Gary Cooper and Howard Hawks

    Sullivan's Travels.
    Preston Sturges

    Superman
    The first in the lavishly produced Max Fleischer cartoon series.

    Suspicion.
    Cary Grant and Alfred Hitchcock

    Topper Returns.
    Should make anyone's list of the all-time great ghost comedies, expertly navigating a witty and stylish murder mystery - with one very pissed-off young woman as both victim and detective!

    and there is more. more from Disney. Bugs Bunny, Bob Hope, Tom and Jerry. Abbot and Costello, The Three Stooges, W.C. Fields, The Marx Brothers, The Thin Man...

  115. Cam viewers are not necessarily movie payers by kimgkimg · · Score: 1

    People who are going to watch a lousy cammed copy, aren't the type who are going to see the movie in the theater anyway. They obviously don't care about the large screen experience, decent video or audio quality, so it really can't be counted as an uncaptured source of movie revenue.

  116. I can buy a movie on DVD in the cinema same day! by Gunstick · · Score: 1

    In some parts of europe it is legal to have Zone-1 DVDs in store. Those are often released before the movie makes it to the cinemas here.
    There is a DVD store at the local theatre.

    So it happens that the DVD is in the shop while that same movie is currently playing in the cinema.
    Does this create less success for the movie? Never happened.

    I even find it great you can buy the movie you just saw. Like buying the CD of the rock group after the concert.

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  117. Re:What I don't get about the whole piracy issue i by Arimus · · Score: 1

    Who the hell thinks that piracy is a big enough issue to tackle, anyway? Batman made $442,081,677. That's 58 million shy of a billion dollars! And who would think that a cam of the movie is a good substitute for the theatre anyway?

    Hm. Think your maths is a tad wonky.... $442m + 58m = $500.

    $500m != $1bn

    $500m == $0.5bn

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  118. Re:Public Library, check DVDs out FREE, no asshole by level4 · · Score: 1

    Seriously? Mine does (Willoughby LGA, Sydney NSW Australia). Hell, you can make requests for them to buy things and if they think it's any good they usually do. The nuts thing is they then ring you and tell you it's in and reserved for you, you just go pick it up!

    The problem is if you're looking for something specific - if you didn't suggest it and it's popular it's probably out, and then they charge a "booking fee" of $2 so you may as well just rent it. But since they generally choose reasonably meritorious movies anyway, there's usually something decent there - I often go and look at what they've got if I want to watch something but don't have anything particular in mind. Pretty happy with it so far.

    Anyway if anyone was looking for someone to thank for the fact that Chatswood library now has the complete Ghost in the Shell SAC series on DVD, I await your effusive praise ; )

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  119. 38 hours, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They must not check the same internet sites that I do.

  120. I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a movie is good, a bootleg won't hurt it. Unfortunately, most of the crap coming out of Hollywood these days isn't worth the bandwith to download it, much less the price of a movie ticket.