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How Do Geeks Exercise?

An anonymous reader writes "I have always been thin but all the sitting in front of the PC is taking its toll now that I'm getting older. I have begun to get a little heavier around the waist. I don't eat a lot but the weight seems to stay on these days. Most of the time I don't have the luxury of just getting out of the house/office. And being an introvert, I'm not enamored of the idea of exercising in full view of *shudder* people. I regularly do press-ups (60 per night) and sit-ups (30 per night) and some fetching and carrying, but that is all and these days it isn't enough. I need a solid and effective routine that will tone all my muscle groups efficiently. Do any Slashdotters have a regular workout routine that can be performed in the privacy of the home to stave off those pounds?"

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  1. Bike to work by evw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bike to work. (Make living close enough to bike a priority.)

    1. Re:Bike to work by letxa2000 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Agreed. I bike 30 miles every other day and that was enough, along with a sensible diet, to get me from a peak of 180 pounds down to a more healthy 155. Now I'm steady at 155 but can still eat more than I normally could without the exercise. Plus it's good for the heart.

      Maintaining weight is a matter of how many calories you consume and how many your burn. Weight training will build muscle but doesn't burn a lot of calories. Things like running, swimming, and biking are the kinds of things that burn calories.

      I'm sorry you're an introvert. Make time for your health and enjoy the great outdoors. You can always get a stationary bike but, having one of those that I use in the winter, I can assure you that a real bike out in the real world is MUCH more rewarding and it will help you relax mentally as well as keep you in shape physically.

    2. Re:Bike to work by g-to-the-o-to-the-g · · Score: 2, Funny

      I second that. And also check out Rippetoe's program. It requires a bit of equipment (barbell + weights), but it's probably the best full body exercise you can do. I cycle to work every day and it's fun, relaxing, and makes you better than everyone else.

    3. Re:Bike to work by JakeD409 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Bike to work. (Make living close enough to bike a priority.)

      I want to start doing, but I work in an office where they'd care if I came to work sweaty and stinky. What's the solution to this?

    4. Re:Bike to work by NickHydroxide · · Score: 4, Informative

      Weight training will build muscle but doesn't burn a lot of calories. Things like running, swimming, and biking are the kinds of things that burn calories.

      You'd be surprised. Not only does resistance training burn kilojoules at a sufficient rate to lose weight (depending on your eating habits), but also the increase in metabolism (due to increased muscle mass) means that your BMR will be higher than if you only engaged in aerobic training. In other words, you'll burn more kilojoules at rest.

    5. Re:Bike to work by pluther · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just bike home from work, instead?

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    6. Re:Bike to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      and makes you better than everyone else.

      I laughed at this, but why do some cyclists have that attitude? I'm talking about the type who scream at motorists to "share the road" because "bikes have the same rights as motor vehicles," and then proceed to run the next four red lights.

      /rant

    7. Re:Bike to work by mrsquid0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Make a point of walking any distance under a mile. Swim for half an hour twice a week. Learn tai chi. Play tag with your kids.

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    8. Re:Bike to work by $random_var · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I bike halfway to work - in California we have these "park and ride" lots, where you can drive to a transportation hub and catch public transit the rest of the way. My long commute and lack of bike trails near home make biking all the way to work impractical, but there's a beautiful bike trail along the 56 freeway that I can take once I get to the park and ride lot.

      Other than that, I stretch, do crunches, and do pushups every morning when I wake up. This is not only stay-in-shape exercise, it's also wake-me-up exercise - double benefits! On the weekents, I ride my bike to In N Out - the benefits may cancel out with the calories, but at least I'm getting exercise. :-)

      To speak to your specific questions, you may want to consider pilates in the home. That gives you a pretty full body workout. You can get private pilates lessons (about $40/hour around here) to help you build a routine, and then go from there exercising at home. I tried that, but frankly I didn't like putting in half an hour to an hour per day.

    9. Re:Bike to work by lazybeam · · Score: 3, Informative

      Get them to install a shower and be 10 minutes early. My work has a full bathroom for this, and they even supply a personal trainer once a week!

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    10. Re:Bike to work by letxa2000 · · Score: 5, Informative

      A good mix is obviously best. But if he wants to burn calories, I stand by my assertion that traditional exercises such as running, swimming, and cycling are more efficient at burning calories than weight training unless you're doing some ungodly effort on the weight training.

      As an example, this link suggest that at 155 pounds and 60 minutes, I'd burn about 744 calories per hour cycling at 14-15.9mph. Meanwhile, general weightlifting comes in at 223 calories and vigorous weightlifting comes in at 446 calories. And it's a lot more reasonable for most people to do an hour on a bike than a constant productive hour of weight training.

      If he wants to lose weight, he should do these kinds of activities (biking, running, etc.). If he is looking for muscle mass then obviously weight training is an obvious choice. And if he wants both, well, he's going to have to do both.

    11. Re:Bike to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tell me about it. 1200-1280 calories a day, for almost 8 years, an hour walk every morning and 2 hours cyclic + circuit work 5 nights a week, and I have all the strength in the world underneath this flab. I also have fat rolls hanging off my arms and thighs, my stomach hangs down so much I haven't seen my own crotch in years unless I'm looking in the mirror, and I have two extra chins. 380lbs is the lowest I've been since the 1990s. Some of us keep up a decent amount of muscle and a hell of a lot of fat on minimal energy intake.

    12. Re:Bike to work by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, because finding a new job and home is such an easy thing to do.

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    13. Re:Bike to work by Flapjack · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's simply not true. Muscle mass burns calories all day long while aerobics only burns while you perform that particular exercise. Metabolic rate is increased around 11hrs post-resistance training & only 1 hr aerobically. You really need to do both to be fit though, as well as the 3rd piece of the puzzle - flexibility.

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    14. Re:Bike to work by Thaddeaus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Change of clothes and a whore's bath at work.

    15. Re:Bike to work by u.hertlein · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sorry you're an introvert.

      Don't be sorry for us (you insensitive clod!)

      It's not like it's a disease, bad in anyway, or meaning that one does not enjoy being outside.
      It's probably different for everyone - for me it means that I don't like being in crowds and
      am more likely to relax being alone or with (a few) close friends.

      But I digress.

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    16. Re:Bike to work by mikenap · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, muscle burns more calories than fat at rest...but both burn so little that they're completely insignificant. So the "myth" is technically true, but utterly insignificant.

      On the other hand, GP was trying to say was that weight training is an effective way to loose weight. Many prefer it to pure cardio. Either one can work, so just find one that suits you best.

      I'm tired and can't think of the data for metabolic rate after exercise for weight training vs pure cardio, but many methods of exercise do raise your metabolism for some time after the exercise. You just have to exercise in the first place. ;) If you're in the pure cardio camp, interval training can really raise your metabolism for the rest of the day.

    17. Re:Bike to work by thedullroar · · Score: 5, Informative

      Counter citation: "Body size and composition. To function properly, a bigger body mass requires more energy (more calories) than does a smaller body mass. Also, muscle burns more calories than fat does. So the more muscle you have in relation to fat, the higher your basal metabolic rate." From http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/metabolism/WT00006

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    18. Re:Bike to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Have you considered selling your body to science? I mean by studying the way you can spend 3000 to 4000 calories while eating only 1200 calories could lead to a perpetual machine or something!

    19. Re:Bike to work by GeffDE · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unpossible, AC Troll! Your lies are laid bare.

      The minimum caloric needs of your 380 lb corpulence are ~2700 calories/day. Any less than that and your body starts raiding your fat rolls like your raid bakery rolls.

      You are full of shit; that may explain your obesity.

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    20. Re:Bike to work by Hadlock · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Shower before work and put on clean clothes before you leave. The clothes are (for your purposes anyways) sterile, as is your body. Just like you can't make a green oasis of a field from parched desert from an hour's rain, you can't stink from an hour's exercise right out of the shower. I'd recommend a shower after biking home from work however!

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    21. Re:Bike to work by magarity · · Score: 2, Funny

      you'd find you're more likely to get hit by a car when you're in one rather than on a bicycle
       
      Not in Beijing.

    22. Re:Bike to work by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Informative

      I went from 250 to 180 after biking to work. The weight has been off for several years. I'm 5'11" and 31 years old. My BMI is 25.00 (measured today).

      I bike about 45 minutes a day and my bike route is primarily trails. There are minor sections on low-traffic roads.

      I've also been using a Wii Fit at night. I've lost an additional 5 pounds since starting that routine a month ago. (Today was day 30.)

      As for working out in front of people, gym memberships are almost always a rip-off. I had to close a bank account to get away from Nautilus. Fortunately for me, I lied to them about my age and I was only 18 when I signed the papers.

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    23. Re:Bike to work by berboot · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you shower at home before biking, you'll be surprised at how little your sweat smells after a ride into work. Apparently the smell people associate with sweat is mostly bacteria being dispersed by the sweat. Then when you get to work, I change in the restroom into my work clothes, and freshen up any sweaty spots with some scentless moist wipes, apply some deodorant, and I'm good to go for the day. I've been petitioning my employer to install a shower, but so far, no luck.

    24. Re:Bike to work by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 4, Informative

      From a quick search, unverified stats show that bikes make up 2% (just like milk) of vehicle fatalities:

      From:
      http://bicycleuniverse.info/transpo/almanac-safety.html

      How many cyclists die

      Deaths per year. 725, 629, 665, 732, and 693 cyclists died per year in 2004, 2003, 2002, 2001, and 2000 respectively, and were about 89% male. (National Highway Traffic Saftey Administration, and Insurance Institute for Highway Safety)

      An average of 16.5 cyclists per million die every year in the U.S. (For motorists, it's 19.9 motorists per million.) (National Safety Council 1988)

      Cyclists are 2% of road deaths & injuries. The 761 cyclists killed in 1996 accounted for 2% of traffic fatalities, and the 59,000 cyclists injured made up 2% of all traffic injuries. (5)

      They also state later:
      Health benefits of cycling outweigh the risks. "The gain of 'life years' through improved fitness among regular cyclists, and thus their increased longevity exceeds the loss of 'life years' in cycle fatalities (British Medical Association, 1992). An analysis based on the life expectancy of each cyclist killed in road accidents using actuarial data, and the increased longevity of those engaging in exercise regimes several times a week compared with those leading relatively sedentary lives, has shown that, even in the current cycle hostile environment, the benefits in terms of life years gained, outweigh life years lost in cycling fatalities by a factor of around 20 to 1." -- Mayer Hillman, Senior Fellow Emeritus, Policy Studies Institute, and British Medical Association researcher (7, 8)

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    25. Re:Bike to work by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Informative

      Buy biking clothes and pack your work clothes in your panniers. Take it easy on the way in. When you get to work, change after a brief cool-down. Wash your face in the sink (you may not want to fill it - just use running water) and that should be good enough to get you through your day.

      You'll want to shower daily; you just might have to do it at home.

      I wore slacks and dress shirts for a year while biking to work. It's perfectly doable. The biking clothes make a big difference in your biking comfort. The pants / shorts don't have to be the "sausage casing" style - they make them with outer layers which make them look just like regular shorts.

      I'd suggest putting deodorant and an extra change of socks and underwear in your drawer in case you forget something.

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    26. Re:Bike to work by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I plan on living to the end, not just surviving until I succumb to a heart attack.

      I'm in the best shape of my life now, and it makes life more enjoyable.

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    27. Re:Bike to work by Sparky+McGruff · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps he left off a zero... If he spends 3,000 to 4,000 calories a day, while only eating 12,000 calories, it would explain a lot.

    28. Re:Bike to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is a myth that's been going around for quite some time...there's absolutely no basis for claiming that a well muscled person burns more calories when sitting on the couch.

      How about the fucking laws of a physics? If that extra muscle isn't decaying, and is being maintained alive, it takes energy to do so.

      The same thing is true for fatter people too. They burn more energy just sitting around. It's one of the reason for the yo-yo dieting. They lower their food intake, lose weight, thus their body requires less energy for maintenance of their thinner body. Now their lower intake of food isn't enough to make them lose weight at the same rate, and eventually they'll stop losing weight altogether. This causes them to becomes disheartened, they quit the diet thinking their new weight is good enough, and start eating at their older levels. Except that their older levels is far more energy than they need and they quickly gain the weight again.

      Advice to everyone who intends to lose weight. This sucks, but until you accept this as the truth, you'll never succeed: you don't go on a diet until you lose the weight and then it's over. You go on a diet, you lose weight. If you stop losing weight, it means you'll have to cut more calories. Eventually you'll reach the weight you want. Then you don't get to eat any more calories. You just found your equilibrium calorie point. That's the maximum you get to eat forever.

      Unless you put on some muscle and do enough cardio to burn more calories. Then you get to eat a bit more.

    29. Re:Bike to work by letxa2000 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Following-up, I found this link which says:

      he estimates that the increased lean body mass associated with exercise can increase total daily energy expenditure by between 8% (143 cals per day) for a moderately active person to 14% (286 cals per day) for a highly active person.

      If this person dos moderate weight training then over time (the increased MBR is not immediate) he might burn an extra 143 calories per day. That pretty much supports my position that if he wants to lose weight, he needs to be on a bike burning 400-740 calories per hour rather than 223 calories per hour of weightlifting. So if he does two hours of weight training to my two hours of biking, he'll burn maybe 223 * 2 + 143 = 589 calories per day in his exercise while I burn close to 1,480 even if I don't get any increased muscle mass from biking (which I do, albeit to a lesser extent than a good weight training program).

      If you want to burn calories: Run or bike, or similar cardio exercises. Of course a balanced workout including weight training is obviously the final goal. But if the immediate goal is weight loss, weight training isn't going to accomplish it nearly as fast as running or biking.

    30. Re:Bike to work by William+Baric · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a heart rate monitor, which is a somewhat good tool to evaluate burnt calories. 16 miles per hour on a bike (flat road and no or little wind) will be around 500 calories an hour. 20 miles per hour will jump to about 750 calories (I have a cheap and heavy mountain bike). Running 9 miles per hour will be about 900 calories. As for weight lifting, it's difficult to say because there is a lot of pauses between series (which depend a lot on the number of people in the gym), but I'd guess 400 to 500 calories for a regular session (about an hour) would be about right.

      I'm not saying your site is wrong, but it is certainly wrong for me (at least according to my heart rate monitor).

      I'm curious... Could other people post their own data to compare?

    31. Re:Bike to work by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Funny
      Generally I send my orc hunter out on foot instead of using his epic mount.

      Oh, wait...

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    32. Re:Bike to work by TeacherOfHeroes · · Score: 4, Informative

      This was said in jest, but if your city's busses are good enough to include bike racks, and you are able to find a bus route that will take you close to where you work, you can take the bike with you, and just bike home.

    33. Re:Bike to work by flewp · · Score: 3, Funny

      You are full of shit; that may explain your obesity.

      Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes from the TV show "Scrubs" by Dr. Cox:

      "Well here's the deal you are what you eat so you clearly must have gone out and devoured a big fat guy!"

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    34. Re:Bike to work by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So bsically waste food. Sorry, but if you're going to only eat half the fries, DON'T FUCKING BUY THEM! Honestly wasting food, especially with the costs these days, is just fucking sick.

    35. Re:Bike to work by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I have had a similar experience. I do an hour of exercise a night (mostly riding - about 2500 kj) and lived on 4000 kj daily (yes, I worked it out) and my weight never droped below 110 kg.

      I got frustrated and decided to get scientific about it. When I did the maths I was surprised that my daily base intake should be 8000 kj - about twice of what I was getting. I realised that my body was probably in starvation mode and my metabolism was very slow.

      Currently, I'm working on an energy intake of about 6000-8000 kj and letting the exercise I do increase my metabolism and burn it off slowly. Consider upping your intake to 1500 calories a day and see how your metabolism reacts.

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    36. Re:Bike to work by kesuki · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "The minimum caloric needs of your 380 lb corpulence are ~2700 calories/day. Any less than that and your body starts raiding your fat rolls like your raid bakery rolls."

      perhaps, the fault doesn't lie in the AC, but rather in the information he's using to obtain his calories? I for one have noticed that food packaging, while usually having truthful nutrition facts labels, have downright false of misleading front of package portion numbers, the worst offender was 'great value' brand products, their microwave bacon claims the same number of ounces as their competitor, hormel, yet if you go by the nutrition facts label, and do the math you wind up with double the number of grams of meat as on the front of the package. if you go by calories per gram, and multiply by the front of the package, you'd only come up with 50% of the actual calories.

      now myself, the only diet i use is pretty simple. 1. restrict sugar. sugar is evil, and i avoid sugary foods wherever possible. 2. snack healthy this means, for me, popcorn, pork rinds, whole grain baked snack chips, 1% fat cottage cheese, or small quantities of peanut butter + wheat bread (like a fold over sandwich)

      anything high in protein is a priority over other snacking options carb based snacks are highly limited, once in a while for a treat i'll get a 99 cent sized potato/dorrito chip bag, or a candy bar, mostly the only other treat i allow is stride gum, which uses more carbs in chewing that chewing gum gives calories.

      Since i can't tolerate asperatame (headaches) that means i'm stuck with sucralose or stevia for low carb flavored drinks. luckily a very nice sucralose based powdered drink mix is on the market under 2 brand names propel, and fulfill. for $2.50/10 pack and $2/10 pack respectively. This is my primary daily drink although i'm likely getting over vitaminized by this but they're water soluble vitamins...

      since my food is also on a budget, i've been relying on some fairly cheap, but not as good for me products, and i shop almost exclusively at the local wal-mart. i was having weight gain problems when i was eating breakfast cereal daily, and i have trouble following my diet on vacations, since my relatives have no sane diet restrictions... but since i cut the breakfast cereal, my weight has stabilized. i only eat breakfast (microwave ones, though) on my grocery shopping day, so i'm not shopping on an empty stomach. i allow allow myself about 16 ounces of sugar sweetened soda(actually 1/4 a 2-liter), per day maximum, skipping days whenever possible through will power, etc.

      and i sit all day in front of a computer, and don't exercise.

      it's totally unhealthy, to not exercise, but i always justify my life style with the 'you can't live forever' argument.

    37. Re:Bike to work by Darinbob · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In Silicon Valley I can't imagine the thought of biking to work. It's way too dangerous, the bike lanes are often missing, and there's no easy way to change lanes. I don't even feel safe in my car sometimes. Probably a non-issue for people who grew up in the city, but coming from a small town I just don't want to try it. (and what's with the idiot bike riders who don't even follow traffic rules?)

      As an alternative, walking is easy to do. Just wander around the block every day at work. You don't have to really work hard at it, even a little bit is helpful. Walk to lunch; use the stairs instead of elevators; etc. Walk a trail on the weekend. And you can do this alone without having to talk to anyone. You could join Team In Training, but that's too social :-)

      You could also try jogging. A bit more involved, having to do the whole gym thing all over again with workout clothes and showers, etc. But again you don't have to talk to anyone (it's impossible if you're out of breath anyway).

      If your job has a gym, use a stationary bike or treadmill. Put some headphones on and no one will try to talk to you.

    38. Re:Bike to work by dougmc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Another myth. And while it can cause problems with erection, that's only if you go numb down there. Picking the right saddle, adjusting it properly, having the right clothing (cycling shorts are padded, which helps but certainly isn't required) and simple practice will prevent any problems in that department.

      And besides, chicks dig cyclist legs. That'll do far more for your erection and your fertility ...

    39. Re:Bike to work by flewp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Buy a huge SUV big enough to fit your bike in. Then drive to work with the bike. Then ride your bike home. Then take a cab to pick up your SUV and drive home. Simple!

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    40. Re:Bike to work by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      See, the thing about sharing is that you don't get to do whatever you damn well please whenever you want to. That's what makes it sharing rather than being selfish.

      Do you feel the same way about school busses? You'll share the road with school busses and children when they travel at 30mph without stopping or crossing the road? I presume you also think that anyone over 60 should have their licenses confiscated because they rarely travel at the speed limit. And while we're at it, let's get rid of all heavy vehicles, all tourists who are confused about where they are and drive slowly looking for street signs, all people driving slowly looking for a parking spot, and all learner drivers. I'm sure that will solve all your problems.

    41. Re:Bike to work by hedwards · · Score: 3, Informative

      Some of this isn't really a specific reply.

      Unless a person is really out of shape he or she isn't going to be losing weight during resistance training. It's not going to happen typically unless you're doing something wrong. It's definitely possible to put on 20lbs., of muscle without losing even 1 lbs., of fat.

      The thing to sort of watch for is that the body composition should be changing to favor muscle over fat. A person can still carry quite a bit of fat whilst still weight training if they aren't careful about caloric intake. The natural tendency is to increase calories by enough to offset the difference.

      Weights are a great invert exercise set, just as long as there are no barbells involved. A good set of dumbbells can more than do the trick when used properly.

      The ultimate dumbbell guide by Myatt Murphy is probably the best guide book I've ever read. It's quite to the point and leaves little to be desired in terms of the actual lifts.

      Depending upon the situation cardio work tends to be the more difficult thing to do without a gym. I say depending, if a person is able to get outside to do things like running, biking or handle jump rope, that's going to be a good choice.

      For the rest of us it's treadmills or trainers in doors.

      In terms of diet, one doesn't typically need to add much protein at all in order to gain weight. The general rule is protein before and carbs after. The reason being that protein eaten after a workout isn't broken down and into the muscle while it's still building the bulk of the muscle. The carbs are mostly there to ensure that you're not burning protein for energy.

      Typical water consumption is about 1 oz., per pound of weight. I don't really know how that translates to the metric system. Specifically, I'm not feeling like doing the conversion there.

      The more accurate method is do a weigh before and after and then drink the amount of water necessary to make up the weight difference. It's not exact, but it'll typically be pretty close.

    42. Re:Bike to work by Cylix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find in my area there are a great number of places to cycle at. (Trails, suburban areas and even huge tracks of land)

      However, none of that stops the cyclist from making traffic a nightmare.

      Me, I do cycle, but I also have the sense not to screw around in high traffic areas.

      I really haven't seen a good deal near the highway since I witnessed an accident though.

      Bike vs Car, car wins.

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    43. Re:Bike to work by Piranhaa · · Score: 2, Informative

      Agreed. This is why HIIT (High Intensity Interval Training) is getting so much attention now. You can get a motabolism boost up to 24 hours after performing the exercise, and burn a LOT of calories after the session. It's quick (15 minutes plus pre and post-stretching) and very good for you - changing up between aerobic and anaerobic exercise..

      This site has a bit more than I mentioned here... http://musclemedia.com/training/hiit.asp .. Lots of other resources too. http://www.t-nation.com/readArticle.do?id=1756065

      I personally do 5 minute warmup followed by a couple minute stretch. Then run for 1 minute on a decent running pace, spiking it up for 15-30 seconds and aim for 90-95% of my MHR (max heart rate) and then bringing it back down to the pace I started with for another minute.. Repeating this for 15 or so minutes, followed by a 5 minutes cool down and then some more stretching. By the 10 minute mark you seriously feel like you're done but you got to push though it.

    44. Re:Bike to work by Dare+nMc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just bike home from work, instead?

      I did this for awhile, 2 methods: car pool with pickup drivers, not my week I throw in the bike, this way I could get in the extra hours needed for my job.
      Truck with bicycle to work. Bicycle home. Motorcycle to work. Motorcycle in truck home. repeat.
      Need safe storage at your work. This was more informal, IE always tried to leave 2 wheel backup at work, and car pool (motorcycles actually not that fuel efficient, since no guy would ride with me on a moto. 45 MPG cycle is 45 mpg per passenger mile. 25 MPG pickup + 5 adults = 125 MPG/ passenger. My share was only 3, still 75 MPG/ passenger mile > moto.)

    45. Re:Bike to work by blitziod · · Score: 4, Insightful

      accept you are confusing phsyics with biology. the caloric content of food is based on what the average person should be able to get from it. If the posters body can extract more of the energy from foods( or certain types of foods) than average he will get more energy than the caloric contents on the label. those are not based at 100% conversion to energy.

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    46. Re:Bike to work by dougmc · · Score: 3, Funny

      $80k would buy you one sweeeet bicycle!

    47. Re:Bike to work by drsquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with not weight-training, is that when you lose weight there's nothing there other than loose skin and bone.

    48. Re:Bike to work by dubl-u · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The minimum caloric needs of your 380 lb corpulence are ~2700 calories/day.

      I've seen other people make similar reports. You're quoting an average number, but I've never seen good data on the outliers, which this guy could well be.

      Also, data like that you quote is generally taken from people on normal diets. The body has a number of low-calorie adaptations do deal with times of famine.

      Although the AC you reply to is not typical, you won't be able to know that he's actually wrong until you get him in a lab for a week. Which, given that you feel confident enough to be a total dick about it, I'm sure you've already done, right?

    49. Re:Bike to work by Adoxographer · · Score: 2, Informative

      A combination will give better results with less investment of time. Letxa and Nick, you're both partially right in different ways.

      The most important thing is to increase BMR. This can be done by exercising at about three quarters of your maximum for 20 minutes every few days. Most of the calories you burn through exercise are usually burned while you aren't exercising because of raised BMR.

      Hypertrophic (muscle building exercise) isn't as efficient at raising your BMR, but it has two very important added benefits. The first is raising lean body mass which means to use more energy moving , oxygenating your tissue et cetera (e.g. while doing the aerobic exercise or just resting). The second is the relatively large amount of energy it takes to metabolise dietary protein into muscle tissue. IIRC a gram of muscle takes more energy to make than a gram of fat, and that's even discounting the protein required.

      Spending equal time on each (up to the point of diminishing returns for hypertrophic exercise) will lower your weight faster than spending all of the time on aerobic. Additionally, if aesthetics are an issue you may wish to replace the decreasing fat with something else so you don't end up a thin but saggy skin bag.

      I'd recommend biking or similar for cardio. Plus pilates for all-over tone, strength and posture. Plus free weights for increasing muscle mass.
      If you had to pick one I'd say pilates as it gives both aerobic and hypertrophic in roughly equal amounts, and a decent video will show how to vary the exercises to make them more or less strenuous.

    50. Re:Bike to work by smellotron · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Just be careful to ALWAYS alert the bus driver when you're handling your bike, and ALWAYS maintain eye contact while doing so. There was a case in the last year somewhere in Illinois where the bus driver didn't pay attention, and ended up running over and dragging a cyclist who was getting his bike from the rack on the front of the bus.

    51. Re:Bike to work by Adoxographer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Replying to myself.

      Quick literature review indicates hypertrophic more (not less) efficient at raising BMR.

      So I lied, sorry.

    52. Re:Bike to work by sir+fer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A lot of good suggestions here, but what you people are also missing (amongst other things) is the number of calories that get used up building extra muscle. It takes something like 24 calories to build a gram of muscle which would only yield 4 calories if eaten (insert cannibal jokes here), so there's a lot more to the weight-training-picture than all of the above posts take into account by focusing on the number of calories that get used in the activity.

      Also, people who only focus on calories are missing 90% of the nutrition picture. If calories were the only thing that mattered when it came to body composition, then we could all drink vegetable oil and eat sugar without any worries. There is a lot more to the nutritional picture than calories, such as vitamins, minerals and the "side effects" and chemical interaction of any food upon the body. For example one can obtain amino-acids from nuts or tobacco leaves but I can guess which one we would all prefer.

      When it comes to diet, just try and eat "clean" i.e. stay away from food you haven't prepared yourself and learn to read food labels. This will generally keep a lot of hidden crap out of ones diet. Learn to like rice, lean meats/fish, raw/lightly cooked veges and fruits. Eating a good deal of fibre and nutrient-rich food will go a long way toward moving ones body composition in a favourable direction, and in my experience will solve 90% of the problem

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    53. Re:Bike to work by chrisdotwood · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've found that weight training is also a great way to relieve stress at the end of the day, infinitely more effective than alcohol which most people seem to prefer. For those that suffer with depression then exercise is by far the best way to overcome it. I took SSRIs for ages and they had next to no benefit. When I took up cycling and running regularly I started to feel better in a matter of weeks.

    54. Re:Bike to work by glitch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As someone who was (and sometimes still is) intensely introverted, I think the grandparent post was simply nudging toward the fact that introversion can be stifling and is, in that sense, often unfortunate. In my view, anything that limits one's options is.

      I'm happy as an introvert being alone, but I'm happiest when I don't have the requirement of being alone to enjoy myself. KnowwhatImean?

      When it becomes an impediment (or inconvenience) to staying healthy, a person would be wise to not assume themselves permanently incapable of operating outside their current, relatively confined comfort zone. I think this is true in all areas of life and adapting/learning.

    55. Re:Bike to work by kitgerrits · · Score: 2, Funny

      Somehow, the thought of everyone carrying a portable nuclear reactor seems a bit bisturbing.

      How about a Mr Fusion in every car?
      Speaking of which, the 80s called, where IS my flying car?

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    56. Re:Bike to work by Sobrique · · Score: 3, Informative
      This is very relevant. Conservation of energy applies to food intake, and energy 'use', however your body will 'conserve' energy when supplies are low, as famine protection - you'll just spend a few weeks being lethargic, weary and 'bleuggh', but not actually using very many calories at all.

      This is the major reason why eating a 'proper' breakfast is good - it 'signals' that you've got food, and are ready to do a full day of 'stuff', and hey, yeah, lets use some of those stored fat reserves, it'll be ok because there's food on hand.

    57. Re:Bike to work by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 4, Informative

      I really hate the holier than thou attitude as well. I'll gladly share the road with cyclists... when they start going the speed limit instead of doing 20mph in the middle of the road with a posted 30 mph speed limit - thus holding everyone behind them up.

      This is a nonsense argument anyway, because in urban traffic a cyclist is almost always faster than a car. What's slowing you down is not cyclists, it's congestion. A cyclist uses a lot less road space than a car, so if everyone got out of their cars and onto bikes there would be a lot less congestion and everyone would get to their destinations faster (and in better temper).

      But - at least in the UK and most other English-speaking countries - cyclists use the road by right while motorists use it by license. The point about a license is you don't have a right - that it can be taken away from you.

      Motorists are allowed on the road as long as they play nice with the people who have a right to be there - and no longer.

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    58. Re:Bike to work by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Silicon Valley I can't imagine the thought of biking to work. It's way too dangerous, the bike lanes are often missing, and there's no easy way to change lanes...

      As an alternative, walking is easy to do.

      Statistically, cycling is approximately twice as safe as walking. Counter-intuitive, but true.

      (and what's with the idiot bike riders who don't even follow traffic rules?)

      (sigh) They're selfish idiots. There are selfish idiots in all groups of people.

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    59. Re:Bike to work by c0p0n · · Score: 4, Informative

      The answer to weight lifting vs cardio is to do both. Alternate cardio days with weight lifting days. Your muscles repair and grow both in size and strength when you are resting, so you need some days off. For example, my workout consists on mon/thurs cardio & core, tues/fri weight training. So if you workout your legs, heart & core one day, they will be in repair mode the next while you're exercising a different set of muscles.

      Food is equally important, for it affects directly your performance in everything. You need to eat MASSES of veg and salad and fruits. And by MASSES I mean they have to be the bulk of your diet. Don't consume many carbs the days you're working out, do mostly veg & protein. No fats. Replenish the days you're resting with eating a bit more carbs. Brown rice, wholewheat bread, cereals such as oats, porridge, wheetabix.

      Have breakfast in the form of cereals I said earlier. Eat some protein right after working out. If you feel peckish, nibble on apples. Leave bananas and melon fo "once in a while" as they contain masses of sugar, nevertheless you still need to eat them. Substitute meat by white or blue fish. Eat oily fish twice a week; red meat once, white meat twice.

      Water. At least 2 litres a day, specially when you workout. Reason being, all the fat & energy your body is burning leaves debris, and guess how you expel it... hydration is not also important for that, but also to keep your brain's and body performance; and your skin will be so much better. Water. Not diet coke, yes? And forget by the way about coke & fanta. 125kcal every 1/3 litre (one can). Dude, that is well bad. It takes 12m on a medium sized person running at 9 km/h to burn all that.

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    60. Re:Bike to work by c0p0n · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Forgot to explain the reason of why having breakfast and in general avoiding to be hungry is important. First, you've got less of a temptation to go to the kebab shop. Second, when your body "sees" a steady supply of high quality energy (fruits, slow energy releasing carbs such as brown pasta, brown rice, proteins in form of some nuts etc) it is less likely to store energy right away in the form of fat to preempt any future starvation. To accomplish this, have your normal 3 meals a day (bfast, lunch, dinner) and have some nibbles (fruit & nuts are great for this but don't overdo the nuts as they are fairly high in calories per volume, that's the reason I mostly nibble on apples & pears) between them before you feel hungry, after a while doing it you will know when to nibble as your body will be very regular in asking you for some more food.

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      Your head a splode
    61. Re:Bike to work by KGIII · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There are some great ideas here as you say but there are also some dangerous ones from my learning experiences. I will quantify/qualify...

      I went through about 13 years as a NON-PROFESSIONAL body builder. Not a weight lifter. (spacing intentional) At my peak I managed to hit 198 pounds with a 3% body fat. (For those interested in the perspective I'm a hair under 5' 10" tall.) At that time I was spending two to four hours a day in a gym and actually striving to get in a couple hours a day of some other heavy physical activity such as running or playing a sport. It was an obsession, prior to this I had been fat.

      I will NOT say that I know what I'm talking about because at 33 years old I suddenly started getting chubby but, by that time, I was already down to 172 pounds, not muscle, but chub. If I'd chopped the chub off (cardio) I'd have been nothing but 152 pounds.

      There are reasons at both ends of the spectrum for me.

      The first is diet and exercise. I ate well, I ate a lot. I ate healthy. During build cycles I'd consume 10k calories a day and think nothing of it. (I still love me some peanut butter.)

      The second, latter days, is due to lack of diet and lack of exercise.

      Today I've gotten to a healthy weight of 165.5 pounds (went to the doctor's this week) and pretty much sit there. I'd estimate that I engage in some sort of low impact exercise two to three times per week.

      However, I only eat two meals a day and only have two snacks per day. My caloric intake from beer is enough to maintain the weight and my limited activity keeps me from sagging.

      I would say that diet, nothing else, is more important than any other aspect of weight control. For each person it WILL be different. The idea that we, as geeks, can apply metrics is patently absurd because the human body ranges in scope from person to person to such wildly different degrees that we simply can't.

      This being said, I'm not a doctor and a doctor is the best choice to start with. Look to see what you're healthy enough to do and to find the best methods to achieve your weight control goals. To put it into geek terms there is no right choice nor a better choice for an OS/app but the one that works best for you. In my case it has always been diet constraints/allowances as the single most important factor.

      For anyone else it may be different.

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    62. Re:Bike to work by Bugbear1973 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Cycling to work is a great way to keep fit, or at least justify eating more 'fuel'.
      As far as being an introvert, cycling is actually a perfect activity. You don't need to wait for anyone to go for a ride.
      Try not to get bitten by the bug though. My plan was to use cycling to save on transport costs. Instead I've got my eye on a second carbon fibre bike (AU$3000 or so!) for dry weather, and after two and half years, I've yet to recoup my expenditure on the original bike, plus the myriad of accessories...but I just love riding to work now!!!!

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    63. Re:Bike to work by Mattsson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I totally agree.
      I do about equal amount of driving, cycling and skateing to work, depending on the weather and how much time I've got.

      I always cycle and skate as if I'm driving a car.
      Why? Because I fall under the same traffic rules as cars.

      99% of the cyclist around me doesn't. They dont stop for redlight, they turn without signaling, they go the wrong way on one way streets, don't respect right of way, etc, etc.
      Some even get annoyed and shout at me when I stop to let cars cross when it is my duty to stop!
      People who skate tend to be even worse!

      There should be a license required to operate a bike, so that all cyclists at least have the required knowledge of the traffic rules.

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    64. Re:Bike to work by mxs · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's not like it's a disease, bad in anyway, or meaning that one does not enjoy being outside. It's probably different for everyone - for me it means that I don't like being in crowds and am more likely to relax being alone or with (a few) close friends.

      You know what would be great ? All us introverts should get together some time. No party people allowed. And then we'll have a party. In other news, I may need medication :P

    65. Re:Bike to work by aliquis · · Score: 2, Informative

      The most important thing is to increase BMR.

      No, the most important is to not eat more than you burn.

      This can be done by exercising at about three quarters of your maximum for 20 minutes every few days.

      Sounds like some "fat burn zone" / cardio increasing pulse. Which is more bullshit. doing some low intensity work will burn a higher percentage of fat while doing so, but your body will burn less fat the rest of the day and thereby compensating for it.
      Doing high intensity training in intervals are most efficient for increasing your cardio.

      Most of the calories you burn through exercise are usually burned while you aren't exercising because of raised BMR.

      This is bullshit to, cardio and weight training don't make you use much more energy at rest, the most difference is while you're doing the activity. Weight training increase it more, but it's only by a few kcals, not a big deal.

      Hypertrophic (muscle building exercise) isn't as efficient at raising your BMR

      Wrong, but you already know that.

      The first is raising lean body mass which means to use more energy moving

      On an energy deficiency you're very unlikely to build more muscle even if you do weight lifting.

      oxygenating your tissue et cetera

      Means what?

      The second is the relatively large amount of energy it takes to metabolise dietary protein into muscle tissue. IIRC a gram of muscle takes more energy to make than a gram of fat, and that's even discounting the protein required.

      1 gram of carbohydrates or protein contains around 4 kcal of energy, alcohol 7 and fat 9.

      It's true that body thermogenesis raises a little more from eating protein, I don't remember how much but maybe 15% or so of the energy is wasted this way. (The energy from the protein, not from all food.)

      Spending equal time on each (up to the point of diminishing returns for hypertrophic exercise) will lower your weight faster than spending all of the time on aerobic. Additionally, if aesthetics are an issue you may wish to replace the decreasing fat with something else so you don't end up a thin but saggy skin bag.

      If doesn't matter what you do, what matters is how much you eat. Workout for 12 hours per day and eat a lot of food and you can still remain huge, sit in the couch and eat very little food and you will get smaller.

      I'd recommend biking or similar for cardio. Plus pilates for all-over tone, strength and posture. Plus free weights for increasing muscle mass.
      If you had to pick one I'd say pilates as it gives both aerobic and hypertrophic in roughly equal amounts, and a decent video will show how to vary the exercises to make them more or less strenuous.

      I'd say do what you think is fun if all you want to do is burn energy, bike trips, walks, running, inlines, skiing, golf, badminton, volleyball, doesn't matter. If you don't care about being able to run for 5 miles without starting to walk or such you don't need to do shit.
      Intensive training will be best for increasing cardio, so running at high intensity in intervals, or doing the same thing with weights, or swimming as fast and hard as you can for a while, rest and then go at it again, or whatever you want will work best.

      Pilates? Isn't that for girls? Decent as core training.

      Free weights won't increase your muscle mass on an energy deficiency, use them to KEEP muscle while losing fat or to get MORE muscle without getting AS MUCH fat when eating on a surplus.

      I'd choose weight training as the single one, because it's the only one which will build your body as good as it can. It may not get you super cardio but decent enough if you keep your rest times short.

    66. Re:Bike to work by xalorous · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think you are trying to say that one should strive for balance between weight/resistance training and aerobic excercise?

      I'm male, approaching 40. At 30 I joined the armed forces and had an ongoing battle with weight and fitness for 4 years until I left. I learned (in no particular order after the first one):
      1. To lose weight requires that you burn more calories than you consume.
      2. After 30, men need to lift weights to maintain muscle mass.
      3. Don't run two days in a row.
      4. Muscle burns more calories than fat.
      5. If you dramatically increase your exercise, your appetite will increase.
      6. Change gradually and consult a physician.
      7. Running shoes are not one size fits all.
      8. "Fat burns in a fire fueled by carbs" (don't go on 0 carb diets, you'll burn muscle mass before you burn fat.)

      Sensible portions at meals, avoid sugary foods and highly processed flour, eat balanced meals, err towards more fruit and green leafy vegetables, exercise for stress relief and burning calories.

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    67. Re:Bike to work by GeffDE · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, the caloric content of food is measured by a bomb calorimeter, which simply burns the food until it is completely oxidized. To extract the maximum amount of energy, the body must do the same thing, which is what occurs through the metabolic pathway of glycolysis -> krebs cycle -> electron transport chain for sugars; beta-oxidation -> krebs cycle -> ETC for fats; and protease digestion -> reduction to pyruvate/acetyl CoA -> krebs cycle -> ETC for proteins. These pathways result in the food being broken down into water and carbon dioxide, the same end-products from the bomb calorimeter. In chemistry, the total energy derived from a chemical reaction (or set of chemical reactions) is given by the equation: Delta_Energy = Energy(in bonds of reactants) - Energy(in bonds of products). The body cannot extract more energy than this, and that is exactly what the bomb calorimeter is measuring. The caloric content of foods is based on the total amount of energy that can be derived from a food product.*

      Now, if our AC troll friend can derive more energy from food than the bomb calorimeter can, he is, quite literally, Mr. Fusion.



      * As such, it follows that people do not actually require 2000 kCal (on average) per day; however, that is how much energy needs to be in the food so that the ~35% efficient catabolic pathways can derive enough useful energy from the food to power the body. 35% efficiency is extremely high (the most efficient internal combustion engines get ~25-30%); it is the result of literally billions of years of evolution because deriving energy from a substrate is a requirement of life, so the whole complicated mess has been around from the beginning. Therefore, Nature has optimized the crap out of it. Unless Mr. Fusion up there has different catabolic pathways than the rest of life on earth there is no way that he could be that more efficient than everyone else.

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    68. Re:Bike to work by The+Dancing+Panda · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is actually the reason I hate seeing people on the Atkins diet, or the South Beach Diet, or the "I just don't eat churros anymore" diet. One thing people really like, and have liked for thousands of years, is bread. Giving up bread (integral to the Atkins diet) is a difficult task for most people, because it takes away something they like eating. You can't easily sustain this for the rest of time: You're going to crack and start eating the things you like again eventually, purely because at some point you realize you really like bread.

      This is why I've started proposing the "put down the fork" diet. It's really simple: eat whatever you want. Just don't eat so damn much of it. I don't count calories (though I do look at the packaging to see what I'm taking in at any one time. If I really like a food, I don't care what the calories are, but if I could take it or leave it, I'll eat something lower in calories), but I do notice the weight of the things I put in my body. The law of conservation of mass says that I can't gain any more weight than what I actually put in, and curbing weight gain is a good start into promoting weight loss. It's helped me lose 25 pounds so far, and I'm not any more hungry than I was. I'm less lethargic (as I'm not constantly digesting food), and can now do more exercise to keep myself losing and get down to a better fighting weight.

      Also, table sugar really isn't that bad for you. If your plan is to just switch from using sugar to Splenda, you're not gaining much unless you're eating WAY too much sugar to begin with. So if you like sugar in your coffee, just use sugar.

      For your comparison, I'm 6'4", ~250lbs. At my worst I was 277, which is where I realized I needed to stop eating so damn much.

    69. Re:Bike to work by DataBroker · · Score: 3, Informative

      You know, when you declare everyone else to be morons, you may want to actually back your own position by naming the equation you're using correctly. I believe you mean Mifflin.

      If I remember correctly, Mufflin is actually the sound that a 380 pound man makes in a bakery.

    70. Re:Bike to work by torkus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good luck building muscle on a calorie deficiency.

      There's tons of advice floating around the first few pages and it varies from very good to very, very poor. Of course, everyone is an expert :)

      Weight loss and body shaping is not, and will never be, just a simple math equation as above. Is doing something better than doing nothing? Of course. Is lowering your calorie intake and weight lifting 2 hours a day going to help? Not much.

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    71. Re:Bike to work by Archtech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thanks for the advice, but how does it fit in with the monotonous refrain of "eat less than you exercise - it's simple physics!" that I hear from everyone else?

      When someone has difficulty losing weight, first they are told to eat less and exercise more. That having failed, now you tell me to eat more and exercise less!

      Between them these two recommendations seem to cover all the possibilities.

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    72. Re:Bike to work by dubl-u · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hookay, bub. It seems like I've been playing Whack-a-mole with morons recently.

      The quoted value is calculated using the Mufflin equation, which is regarded as among the best in the business [...]

      Listen up, my little douchenozzle. You're about to learn some science.

      First, there is no Mufflin equation. If you are going to be a total prick, you should at least know a tiny bit about what you're talking about. I gather you're referring to the Mifflin-St Jeor equation. But hey, I'm sure you just mis-typed it. Twice. The same way.

      Second, you're not "in the business". My guess is that you haven't gotten past a college sophomore science lab, and the most business you get up to is stocking cans in aisle 6. Otherwise you would know how people come up with numbers like this, and what they actually mean, rather than what self-important shitbag internet bullies think they mean on a casual reading of about.com. No, I didn't mean you there. I was thinking about... uh... somebody else.

      Third, this is not an equation like E=mc^2 or F=ma. Those describe fundamental natural relationships that are baked into the structure of the universe. This is a curve fit. These guys, by which I mean Mifflin and St Jeor, got a few hundred points of data (to be precise, 498), drew some lines through their field of dots, and then came up with an equation for those lines. If you had bothered to read the original paper, you would find that they say flat out that there is, even by their calculations, a 30% error rate baked in to their equation based on normal human variability.

      Fourth, they were studying normal people. They only got 40 guys who were more than 40% of the ideal weight, so at best you could say our anonymous big guy is rarer than 1 in 40. Worse, they specifically excluded anybody over 80% of their ideal weight. That's right: people anywhere near this guy's weight were intentionally left out of the study. So you are running your mouth in overdrive and being a jackass based on no data at all.

      Fifth, people still don't really understand how stuff like this works. They are still doing basic, basic science on the relationship between diet and weight. That this guy weighs 380 pounds means that he is a complete outlier. Maybe he's just fat because he likes the pies a whole lot. Or maybe he's fat because there's something different about him. E.g., that his body's famine adaptations are stuck in overdrive due to some genetic condition. We already know that he's very abnormal, and your whole line of argument is based on assuming that he's perfectly normal in every aspect except one. Which, if you knew any science, you would know is shitty science.

      So let's sum up here. You were a complete dick to some stranger on an internet forum based on nothing more than the heady fumes of your arrogance. plus maybe a quick Google search. If you'd bothered to think about it, you would know that anybody at 380 lbs has already taken plenty of crap about their weight. But did that slow you down? No. If anything, it made it easier for you to heap on the abuse. Nothing like picking on a fatty, eh? Then, when called on your ignorance, you tried to spin your way out of it, and failed.

      My sincere hope for you is that you are some vaguely malodorous, poorly groomed 10th-grade dweeb who sneaks off to the computer lab at lunch to post on Slashdot and hide from the people picking on him. Because that would give you an excuse for being such a clueless, needless asshole to a stranger who's life is already filled with suck. And because eventually you will have the chance to grow up and become a real human eventually.

      What I fear, though, is that you are already past the larval stage, and are writing missives like this from your elderly mom's basement while working a minimum wage job and creeping out the people who have to sit next to you on the bus. If that's the case, god help you, as you'll probably never change, and your life will be much sadder than some guy who is merely very fat.

    73. Re:Bike to work by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The reason is your body is adaptive.

      WARNING: The following will be a really, really bad car analogy.

      So, think of your metabolism as a car engine running. Your metabolism when you are doing nothing, is like the car idling. When you decide to take part in exercise, you have to raise your metabolism to meet the extra demand. This is like increasing the RPMs on your engine when you actually want to drive forward.

      The big difference is your car only has 1 engine. Your body has an engine that adapts to the environment, demand placed on it and the fuel you give it. So, an athlete might have the equivalent of a Dodge Viper engine, while a casual athlete has a V6, and a couch potato has an engine from a Geo Metro. If you take all three people and have them sit there, and eat the same number of calories, the athlete will gain less weight than the couch potato. Why? A Viper engine at idle still consumes more fuel than a Geo Metro idling. The athlete's body has adapted so it can deliver a lot of energy on demand, so it needs more calories to maintain baseline activity.

      Now, here's where the adaptive part comes in. Your body has essentially one goal - to keep your brain alive. To do this, it will adapt to hostile environments by trying to consume fewer calories for other functions and build up reserves. So, if you have the Geo Metro engine and decide to go on a starvation diet, your body realizes that it isn't fuel efficient enough and, over a few weeks, will change it's metabolism to be a Vespa scooter engine. In addition, it will start throwing things out the window to reduce weight so it doesn't need to expend as much fuel to drive at the given speed - this is losing muscle which costs the body calories to keep around. So now, if you go back to your baseline diet, you gain more weight since your body is consuming fewer calories at rest. In addition, your body worries about the availability of gas stations, (since there has been a gas shortage), so it decides to carry a few few extra gas cans in the trunk - except it is extra fat, not gas cans. This is why going on and off diets causes people to gain weight - they slow down their metabolism and scare their body into storing energy reserves - exactly the opposite behavior of what they want.

      So, if you do eat fewer calories than you burn, then you will lose weight, since you have to use gas from the gas cans in your trunk, but you are also destroying your ability to burn the excess calories on the days you do eat more than you burn. In addition, since your body is downsizing your engine, you will have less strength, less speed, less ability to heal and will have reduced abilities overall. Now, is this going to be worse than being 100-200 pounds overweight? Probably not. But it won't be as good as someone who does things slowly, with an eye on convincing their body to maintain a larger "engine". To avoid some of the engine downsizing, don't "under-eat" by more than 200-300 calories a day so you don't "scare" your car (body). If you want to increase the size of your engine, stress your body a little bit more, and in different way every day. Remember, your body wants to keep your brain alive and it doesn't know you aren't running from a sabre-toothed tiger when you hit the treadmill. So, if your body thinks you need to be able to run a 7:00 min/mile to avoid predators, it will adapt to do that - but it will take time.

      This is why I really hate the physics diet. Yes, it is accurate that if you expend more calories than you eat, you will lose weight. It is also true that it is easier to monitor calorie intake than energy expended since it's hard to measure overall metabolic rate. However, you are destroying your bodies ability to perform physical activities and, by extension, it has some impact on your mental abilities. If you don't believe me, eat normally, run a few flights of stairs as fast as you can, (time it), and take some sort of mental test. A week or two later, under-eat for a few days so you are almost always

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    74. Re:Bike to work by LuxMaker · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, some people eat in their sleep and don't even know it.

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    75. Re:Bike to work by wclacy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Screw calories! Cut the carbs! Your body needs some fat and carbs, but unless you are really active the carbs will convert directly to fat. Fiber and protein will not make you fat yet they are counted in the calorie count of food. I have never seen a fat person that didn't consume lots of carbs. Yet I have seen many fat people that eat almost no fat.(but they are still fat)

      From the age of 20 to 25 I gained 10 pounds per year eating mainly carbs because I couldn't afford to buy meat. Then I started to eat less carbs and started just eating the food I liked.(fruits vegetables, High fiber grains, and meats) I lost 30 pounds in 4 months and have kept it off for 8 years.(not to mention breaking the cycle of gaining 10 pounds per year)

    76. Re:Bike to work by DuckDodgers · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Obviously the logic is true. Burning 500 more calories per day than you consume causes fat loss.

      But if the calorie deficit causes your appetite to increase and your energy level and possibly your mood to decrease day after day you eventually reach the point where you overeat, stop exercising, or both. Hence the tendency of most people to yo-yo in their diets.

      The difficult part is finding a combination of foods and appropriate exercises that maintain the calorie deficit without having your appetite, mood, or energy level spiral out of control. Millions of people succeed at it. Millions more don't. Sometimes the difference is raw willpower, and my hat is off to people whose will is stronger than mine. Sometimes it's knowing how to properly structure your diet and exercise, and my hat is also off to people who have done better research or gone through trial and error to figure out what works.

      Again, your basic statement is true but not helpful. The specifics are more helpful. I had a far easier time maintaining a healthy weight when I was in college and had the opportunity to walk everywhere I needed to go and exercise an hour or more per day. Now I have a job, a long commute, and a family, extremely convenient opportunity for hours of exercise per day is gone.

  2. Leave the car at home by Shados · · Score: 4, Informative

    Pretty much what the title says. Leave the car at home if you can. If you take public transportation, walking to the bus stop (rushing so you don't miss it =P), running down the stairs of the subway station (not using those fancy high tech automated ones! /cough), and so on, the pounds go away quite fast.

    That is if you live somewhere where its possible. I've melted a lot doing that.

    1. Re:Leave the car at home by nimbius · · Score: 3, Informative

      i tool a pretty proactive approach as i headed toward 200lbs of IT Flab. when my apartment lease was up, i moved downtown and limited myself to 1 tank of gas a month. i bike 2 miles to work every day. i dont take the elevator at work so i hike up 6 flights of stairs twice a day. "wanna get lunch?" has been a killer for me, as the office lunch is nothing but fat, but ive found sticking to something like salads at fast food chains or something light generally works. turn your office into exercise.

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  3. Get outside by colourmyeyes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously. It's actually pretty nice out there, or at least it was the few times I've had to go out.

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  4. Video Games, of course by AnimusF6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wii Fit. If you're a geek looking for a half-way decent workout at home, that'll fit the bill quite nicely.

  5. Three Exercises, No Equipment by Tau+Neutrino · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hindu push-ups, Hindu squats, back bridge. For more information: http://cbass.com/Furey.htm.

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    1. Re:Three Exercises, No Equipment by gnick · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hindu push-ups, Hindu squats, back bridge. For more information: http://cbass.com/Furey.htm [cbass.com].

      That was not the kama sutra link I was looking for...

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    2. Re:Three Exercises, No Equipment by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hindu push-ups? Is that like normal push-ups, but a Muslim comes in and kicks you halfway through?

  6. Sex by sir_eccles · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's even more fun when you have an exercise partner.

    1. Re:Sex by kwabbles · · Score: 5, Funny

      The question was:

      "Do any Slashdotters have a regular workout routine that can be performed in the privacy of the home to stave off those pounds?"

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  7. Kayaking by Moray_Reef · · Score: 5, Informative

    You have to get out of the house, but to suit the introvert, you can go where most people can't. You also get to wear PFD as well as and a baggy dry suit to cover up the unsightlyness if you need it in your area.

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  8. Aerobics Necessary by MarkvW · · Score: 5, Informative

    You very much need aerobic exercise to supplement your muscular-oriented exercise. Aerobic exercise works the heart, lungs, and circulatory system--very critical subsystems.

    I'd recommend a treadmill or a bike with a trainer hooked up to it. Have a TV in front of you. After reading a couple books about it, use a heart rate monitor to keep from pushing too hard or too easy.

    Try to build up to one hour per day. Don't discontinue your calisthenics. Read about exercise.

    1. Re:Aerobics Necessary by Martin+Blank · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'll add my experience into this. I'm currently getting caught up on 24. I missed a few episodes way back in Season 1, and so I stopped watching it. I use it to get roughly the same amount of time in on the treadmill each session (42:30, give or take a minute or so), and since I've just reached 4pm in Season 1, I still have a long way to go, even daily, to finish it out.

      Pick a series that you've missed, one that you can get a little lost in. Press play on the DVD remote and press the start button on the treadmill at the same time. Anything that goes for a total of 30 minutes or more (any hour-timeslot TV show from The Sopranos to The Wire to West Wing works perfectly) will keep you diverted from the effort itself enough that you'll be able to pass the time without much notice.

      I've only been doing this for a couple of months (started 24 a little into it), and I've managed to have to stay off of it due to foot injuries for a week at a time twice (get good new running shoes from a sporting good store!), but I'm averaging about 450 calories burned according to the built-in meter without too much stress, and I've dropped 14 pounds from my peak. I have a goal of dropping another eight pounds by October, which should be easily done well before, and may push on for another five after that, but that puts me at 140, and my family complains when I'm that low.

      If you're a complete geek, graph everything available. I track time, distance, average speed, calories burned, and fat calories burned, as well as pounds burned (based on 3600 calories per pound), average per session, number of sessions, weight each day, and the approximate target date the goal will be reached. All of these are graphed, so I can see my weight dropping and my efforts returning improved numbers.

      Another key point is to watch your calorie intake. I've tried doing the diet tracking and getting proper nutrition or leaving out fats or whatever, and I find that I stop this after a couple of weeks. It's much easier to track calories instead, and you don't stress over what you eat for dinner. I've read that it the average metabolism burn about 12 calories per pound per day, so if you weigh 160 pounds and can keep your intake below 1920 calories per day, you're going to do well. It's not at all difficult to maintain 1600 calories per day without much discipline, and it doesn't send your body into a crash that causes it to horde fat. It also gives you room for the occasional pizza day.

      One of the things that I do to help stave off the occasional hunger is to drink more fluids. I've found that the low-calorie Crystal Light mixes give me a good variety with little hassle and little cost. If it works for you, try Diet Coke Plus. It's not everyone's favorite flavor, but it's different from regular Diet Coke, and I use it to douse my occasional soda cravings.

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  9. Martial arts by Fry-kun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They're cool enough to do in front of other people, no matter how bad you are, and you have something to show off to your friends. It's a win-win scenario.

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    1. Re:Martial arts by Paradigm_Complex · · Score: 5, Funny

      They're cool enough to do in front of other people, no matter how bad you are, and you have something to show off to your friends.

      You've never been beatten up by a twelve year old girl, have you? Say, while testing for my yellow belt. Err, your yellow belt.

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  10. I am in the same boat, here's what I do: by problah · · Score: 4, Informative

    I went and picked up a cheap yet sturdy bike ($500.00 Specialized Hard Core Comp), and I take the train to work. from train stations in either direction it's about a 10 minute ride (20 total one way), however I can bike down to farther train stations to get a real benefit from it.

    So the next train station from my work is about a 45 minute bike ride away, while the first one is ten.

    The one after that is about an hour and a half away, and so on an so forth.

    You can do this with bus stops too.

    It's uncomfortable at first getting used to the bike, so pick up Mtn Bike shorts (They aren't the spandex ones, they look like regular shorts), and get used to it, then have at it. I love it now, and I royally hate working out in front of people.

    Good luck!

  11. Wii Sports by argent · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you play it right, it's a workout. You won't get as good scores at the weenies who sit on the couch and twitch the controllers, but who cares?

    1. Re:Wii Sports by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Riiiiight...You do realize you get more of a workout doing 50 or so jumping jacks (takes about a minute) than you do playing Wii Sports for 5 or 10 minutes. Or to put it more succinctly, if you're getting a workout from Wii Sports then you are horrifically out of shape.

      To the OP, I'd suggest both biking and running. I'm an introvert and I have no problem doing either of those things (of course, everyone is different). I mean, once you get out there and start moving, it's not like you're actually around the same people for more than a few seconds at a time. And if it feels like you've been following someone for too long (or they've been following) then it's easy to head down a different road or change direction or something.

      If you're concerned about some pudge, just get some baggy gym shorts and a dark wicking t-shirt. Seriously, if you get out and ride 10-15 miles and run 3-4 miles every few days (say 3 times a week), you'll start shedding weight pretty quickly. And you'll feel a whole lot better, too!

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  12. Well not quite, BUT... by Moryath · · Score: 4, Informative

    #1 - Yourself Fitness. PC, PS2, Xbox all options for it (and the ps2 and xbox titles are both compatible with their "upgraded" counterparts).

    #2 - Wii Fit. Surprisingly effective if you discipline yourself to doing it. Downside: not as organized.

    And now we get to some of the better stuff.

    #3 - Find a local swimming pool, strap on a pair of rollerblades, get a bicycle.

    #4 - Join a sports league. Your local parks & recreation department is a good start here and can steer you to local team sports if nothing else. This will also help with your "introverted" problem.

    #5 - Once you take care of the "introverted" problem... get a girlfriend and do a lot of the world's #1 calorie-burning exercise.

    1. Re:Well not quite, BUT... by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Being an introvert is not a problem. Letting it rule your life may be, but then letting any one characteristic rule your life is a problem.

      A sports league is good, but it is not what the questioner asked for: regular, daily, exercise. It's usually twice a week at best. For all you know he may actually be part of a sports league, and just not consider it to be enough exercise to be worth mentioning in his post.

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    2. Re:Well not quite, BUT... by spir0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      #3 - Find a local swimming pool, strap on a pair of rollerblades, get a bicycle.

      I actually tried this and found I worked up a sweat very quickly. But a word of warning -- when cycling with rollerblades in a swimming pool, stay in the shallow end. The deep can be treacherous and the bike will weigh you down like you wouldn't believe.

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    3. Re:Well not quite, BUT... by Bwana+Geek · · Score: 5, Funny

      #5 - Once you take care of the "introverted" problem... get a girlfriend and do a lot of the world's #1 calorie-burning exercise.

      Your girlfriend makes you take her shopping too, eh? I don't care what she says -- the only thing getting thinner is my wallet.

    4. Re:Well not quite, BUT... by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you're in it for the calories, you might as well jog(which burns 286 calories per half hour) as opposed to sex(which burns 173 per half hour).

      That's not very impressive sex.

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    5. Re:Well not quite, BUT... by kklein · · Score: 5, Funny

      #3 - Find a local swimming pool, strap on a pair of rollerblades, get a bicycle.

      I don't know what sport you're describing there, but it sounds pretty sweet.

  13. Rowing by Hemogoblin · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you live in a city with a rowing club, you could take up one-person sculling. It's non-impact, relaxing, and you get out in the fresh air. Unfortunately, you can't do it in the winter, and it's really difficult to carry the boat to the water on your own, so you have to have some social interaction. The solitude out on the water is nice though.

  14. Treadmill + Laptop by Paradigm_Complex · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Get your own treadmill in a basement and out of site and do techie stuff while on it. Videogames that you... *huff, puff* ...that you can get sucked into are the best. I can easily walk miles while staring at a DS or PSP or TV screen with a wireless controller for my console. It doesn't have to be video... *huff, puff* ...doesn't have to be videogames, though. A properly mounted laptop could be used actual work or just... *huff, puff* ...or just for web browsing.

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  15. Two things... by Binary+Boy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ride a bike as much as possible - if you need to run a local errand, hop on the bike. After a few weeks it's easy - often much easier than dealing with a car.

    For more regular workouts, 3-4 years ago my girlfriend discovered Yourself Fitness - she hates gyms, is in good shape, but wanted a more structured way to work out at home - like the gym, but in private. Yourself Fitness is an Xbox title - not sure if it runs on Xbox 360 - and is like having a personal aerobics and yoga instructor at home. I was little shy of aerobics in general at first, but once I got into it, learned the various moves without looking like an idiot, I was hooked. In the first year I lost 30 pounds (which was my target) and I felt 1000 times better.

    I'm sure similar results could be found with any aerobic exercise, but as someone who hates the gym scene, and for whom time is tight, Yourself Fitness was a godsend.

    Both of our old Xboxes are dying, the disc itself is a bit scratched up and sometimes flakey, so we're just hoping for a new release on one of the current consoles. We've got a Wii and Wii Fit too, and like it a lot, but don't think Wii Fit is as convenient - a lot of time just navigating the app, haven't found a really good guided training mode... we use the Wii Fit to break up the routine of Yourself Fitness now and then, and it's a blast too... but at least for us, nowhere near as effective as YF on Xbox - and these days you should be able to pick up both items for $100 or so total.

  16. Walk by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is not a heavy activity, helps you to relax, give problems another point of view and enjoy fresh air/view/whatever, even know *shudder* people.

  17. home gym? by reaper21 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I usually workout at the gym next to work. Honestly if you do push-ups, situps in the morning and night then go running (or biking) every other day the pounds will drop. The diet is the most important though. In order to lose weight the recommend eating around 5 meals a day. Each meal around 500 calories which consists of 40 % carbs, 30 % protein, and 30% healthy fats. This is at every meal. If you don't eat enough your body may begin storing fat to use as energy later on. If you would like more information, I would check out http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/index.html If you have any questions about workouts or diets, the site above has it all. I hope this helps.

  18. Marine Corps training, sir!! by Eggplant62 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here, I can attest that this routine was what worked while I was with the Marines; there's no reason you couldn't do most of it indoors. Find a doorway in your home where you can hang a pull-up bar. Do the pushups and crunches at the recommended intervals and train up. You might even work in reverse crunches while laying facedown halfway off the bed with your feet secured by a friend.

      The only thing you might have to do in public is running. For me, there's no better exercise than running.

    http://oneweb.utc.edu/~semperfi/physical.htm

  19. Re:get out of the house by asv108 · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Seriously, there is reason you need to exercise in your house."

    What I meant to say: there is no reason you need to exercise in your house.

  20. Left foot braking by mobby_6kl · · Score: 5, Funny

    This way my left leg/foot gets more exercise when driving an automatic, otherwise a heavy clutch does the trick.

  21. All Muscle Groups by nick_davison · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unless you've got the luxury of a huge amount of space, the only way you're going to come close to exercising all groups is via free weights.

    Multi exercise machines don't even come close (more on that later). Treadmills/stationary bikes are great for burning calories which'll do most of your weight loss goals but you're asking about all muscle groups. BOSU balls, steps, jump ropes are all more limited in application. The other great full body exercise, swimming, isn't really an option in the privacy of your own home unless you're rich enough to have a good sized pool.

    The problem with free weights, and this comes from being married to a physical therapist who's also an ACE certified personal trainer, is: You're doing it wrong.

    Don't feel bad. Just about everyone does. From the Navy guys I've watched prepping for their PRTs by holding a dumbell in one position and flapping their elbows like chickens to those who swing weights and let the momentum carry them through the weak spots to those who only really focus on a few core groups.

    This is what a good personal trainer will do for you (and, yes, I hate the idea of paying the meathead ones too). A good one will slow you down and perfect your form: meaning you're actually building the weak points not just swinging past them. A good one will start you on machines (really good for isolating the exact form you need but lousy at exercising all of the supporting groups) and then slowly move you over to free weights (really good at exercising a lot of supporting groups, lousy at teaching you good form). A good one will also teach you a whole range of exercises so you're not just bulking your biceps with no work on your triceps, strengthening abs without matching your lats, working on your upper body with no attention to your chicken legs (yes, you, 95% of guys in gyms).

    Look at it this way...

    How good of a coder would you be if you never learned from other people's code and never had anyone review yours? Sure, you might be a prodigy and do some cool trick most people have never thought of. More likely, you'll write messy, inefficient code that seems like it works while leaving memory leaks everywhere.

    In the same way, you might manage to learn everything about lifting from message boards and videos. More likely, you'll get a fair amount right but still be doing a few gastly things that it never occurs to you they're wrong.

    This is why we suck it up, venture in to a gym, find a good trainer (being willing to fire the bad ones until we get that one we vibe with), and learn the technique first... so we can then get it right in our splendid isolation.

  22. Re:Build some muscle by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Neither will weights, if your goal is to lose pounds. Weight training is good for what it's good for, but it's not the best option for burning calories. And burning calories is what it sounds like this guy needs.

  23. aerobic keyboard by anwyn · · Score: 2, Funny

    If someone has not patented it already, I put the Idea of an aerobic keyboard and aerobic editor into the public domain! An aerobic keyboard's keys are huge, can be activated by arms an feet and require large leg and arm movements to press them. Such a keyboard will allow a geek to continue to edit while doing his exercises!

    Of course specialized editors will be used to take advantage of the aerobic keyboard. I can hardly wait till emacs is modified for the aerobic keyboard, but I expect some atheists will want to use vi.

    How do I publish this idea so no one else can patent it? Or is there prior art?

  24. Re:Tai Chi by Phrogman · · Score: 5, Informative

    Tai Chi is essentially a form of Kung Fu slowed down to maximize the exercise potential and lessen the strain on your body.

    Once you have learned the essential 108 movements (its all one long cycle that puts you back where you are started, but is learned as 108 or so individual moves), you have a routine that will exercise pretty much every muscle in your body, looks cool, and requires no equipment to perform in, any stretch of ground/grass/parkinglot with a roughly 15x15 ft area free would probably do.

    Its been very popular in China for centuries and obviously works quite well, given the number of old people you see doing it in droves there.

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  25. Rock climbing has dual benefits by theJavaMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Rock climbing/bouldering has dual benefits:
    1. It's a slow endurance/strength excercise
    2. It excercises your hands/wrists, which counteracts RSI

    Get a climbing partner/group and hit the closest climbing gym. Go easy at first, and remember that the legs should be doing most of the lifting. Go easy on the hands too, you don't want to sprain anything :) Any RSI from typing/office labour should go away, and you will become comfortable enough to start doing more exertive excercises such as weight lifting or cardio.

  26. Agreed by deepgrey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But maybe you should try to exercise outside a bit. I would count myself as an introvert, and I run and bike regularly. If you make time to get out early in the morning or go out in the country, you can ride or run when or where most people aren't out. Maybe instead of trying to avoid exercising outside, you should just go ahead and try it. You may find that it isn't as uncomfortable a situation as you think.

  27. Russian Kettlebells by n4pcq · · Score: 2, Informative

    Russian kettlebells are really great! I had never been physically active, yet at 50 I got a trainer who taught me how to use them. Unlike regular weightlifting, kettlebells (like a cannon ball, only with a handle) increase your strength AND your balance and flexibility. Highly recommended.

  28. Re:Treadmill by bagboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I agree here. 30 minutes at 8mph (4 miles). Burns approx 450-500 calories. Then some sit ups and push ups. Top it off with 20 minutes of stairs. About an hour to an hour and a half and you've burnt approx 600-800 calories. Keeping weight down is simply a matter of burning more calories than you consume. If you begin to look at everything you eat as calories you'll need to burn (ie, 5 more minutes on the treadmill), you'll know what and when to cut things from your diet.

  29. Exercise in front of people anyway by rickward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So you're an introvert. Big deal! Exercise in front of people anyway.

    Look, no one's going to make fun of you for going to the gym; in fact, they are more likely to make fun of someone who needs exercise and doesn't go to the gym.

    The gym isn't Counter-Strike. No one cares if you're an exercise n00b. In fact, in my experience if you screw up at the gym, someone who knows what they're doing will show you the proper way to exercise so you don't injure yourself.

    If you can afford it, and if you really care about your fitness and attractiveness, there is no reason not to go to the gym.

    1. Re:Exercise in front of people anyway by dubl-u · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you're an introvert. Big deal! Exercise in front of people anyway.

      Yes, I too find it completely effective to dismiss stated the preferences and core personality characteristics of others rather than taking them seriously.

      Are you an extrovert who needs to spend time with people? Suck it up and just work from home.

      Have a speech impediment? Don't let that stop you from a career in broadcast journalism.

      Are you caucasian? Don't fall for that sun-block jazz. Just go out in the sun and you'll adapt. Tall? Sure, buy that Smart Car. Short? No, you won't look silly in that H2. Enjoy coding? Ignore that and get a sales job. Dyslexic? The career for you: librarian!

      The only kind of exercise program that people stick with is one that suits them, one that they enjoy. Introversion is not something that you shake off or get over; introverts find it draining to be around strangers, and will no matter how much they practice.

    2. Re:Exercise in front of people anyway by init100 · · Score: 2, Informative

      This has been my experience too. Before I started, I remembered the physical education classes in school, especially the dreaded changing rooms where all the jocks would throw mean comments about the less physically fit, and thought that the gym would be the same. But I quickly found out that any such fears were completely unfounded. Everyone simply mind their own business. In addition, most customers at my gym are just regular guys, and not the jock/bodybuilder type.

  30. I can tell you what not to do. by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Don't bother with gyms. their a waste of money for the good they do most people. don't buy gimic's you see on tv.

    the MOST effective exercise is the exercise you don't even know you are doing. park the car at the far end when you go to the shopping centre, walk to the corner store. these all add up.

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  31. Re:Crossfit by lurker4hire · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just want to put another nod out there for crossfit, I'm going to a crossfit gym but if you're the introvert type and can handle being extra careful to observe good proper form on your own, doing the WOD (workout of the day - scaled to your fitness level) will give you a good all around workout over time.

    I watched most of the theory vids before deciding to try it out:

    http://www.crossfit.com/cf-info/excercise.html#Clips

    I'd recommend starting with the video "intro to intensity"

    l4h

  32. Hacker Diet? by bdcrazy · · Score: 5, Informative

    How come nobody has mentioned this one yet? I mean, come on! It has fitness tips as well as diet since you really need both to get the pounds off.

    Hacker Diet

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  33. As Geekily as Possible -- with the right equipment by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What turned me on to regular, healthful exercise was to have the right gadget. I worked for an outfit that makes consumer-grade heart rate monitors, so I got to keep one for myself while I wrote out the documentation.

    I was very impressed with this gadget. It did wonders for getting me off my duff and tracking my exercise.

    Seriously. It's the toys, guys. Having a little bleeping widget on my wrist made a huge difference.

    So, even though I don't work for them any more, I'll totally shill for the Polar F11 HRM. It figured out an appropriate exercise schedule for me, it monitors the intensity of my workouts to keep me on target, and it tracks my progress over months. It's geared toward cardio, so it really excels at aerobic stuff like cross-country simulators and standing bikes. The pounds just melt away, though, and I'm toning up nicely.

    If you're interested in getting one, I recommend going to your local gym to see if they have a partnership with Polar, because the personal trainers there will help you learn how to use the thing to maximum effectiveness. The thing is pretty simple to use anyway, though.

    Okay. Done.

  34. You are probably pre-diabetic by localroger · · Score: 2, Informative
    Weight gain that does not respond to exercise is diagnostic of syndrome X. Get a blood glucose meter and check your resting blood glucose; if it's over 90, take a drink of orange juice or eat a snickers bar and check your glucose level about 45 minutes later. If it's over 140, you are poisoning yourself every time you eat.

    There are no drugs that can fully fix this, though metformin can help if your syndrome is advanced. You mainly have to adopt an atkins-like diet which avoids anything that spikes your glucose level over 140 mg/dl. That will cut out just about all bread, pasta, potatoes, and other starches. But in my case the gout was also a consideration, so I'm highly motivated to stick to it.

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    1. Re:You are probably pre-diabetic by markov_chain · · Score: 2, Funny

      Go go gadget k5 flashback :) Love your fiction sir!

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  35. Cycling is great for geeks and introverts by daybot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Do any Slashdotters have a regular workout routine that can be performed in the privacy of the home to stave off those pounds?

    I literally just got back from a cycling workout - for me this means thrashing around town for an hour during the evening/night. OK, so it isn't in the privacy of the home, but regular cyclists know too well that nobody pays much attention to them :)

    Cycling is familiar territory for geeks since it involves a machine that's easy to tweak and upgrade components for performance and a lot of technology surrounds it. Cycling also suits introverts since it doesn't require much human interaction or a gym.

  36. Karate by Meister · · Score: 2, Informative

    I did Karate for several years until I moved and couldn't find my style taught in my new location.

    It's a great workout, but more than that, it's actually *engaging*, unlike endless hours on the treadmill or pounding pavement, both of which I find incredibly tedious (despite being a runner in high school).

    That said, weight gain has a lot to do with diet as well. If you're curious about the biology of nutrition and how your body reacts to different foods, I'd highly recommend Taubes' "Good Calories, Bad Calories". It's a dense but very interesting read.

  37. treadmill w/ 'walkstation' mod by SemperUbi · · Score: 2, Informative
    Hi --

    I bought a home treadmill about two years ago for about $500, and I really like it. I've mostly been using it for regular workouts until recently, when I injured my ankle and have to take it easier. So I made a detachable 'desktop' mod that fits over the arms, that will hold a laptop, mouse and bookstand. I can type or browse the web just fine while walking at 2.5 mph -- very satisfying!

    Oh, and I got the idea from the 'walkstation' recently -- a professionally made treadmill and adjustable workstation. Looked great, but at $6000 it was a little rich for my blood.

  38. Thougths from an ex-overweight guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Until the start of 2008 I was about 90 lbs overweight and morbidly obese. Throughout the year I have lost 70 lbs, and I am on my way to having a healthy BMI.

    Here are my thoughts:

    You don't have to go to a gym, but it really helps to have access to nice array of equipment. Get over your fear of going to the gym. No one gives a crap about you --except for when you may be using equipment they want to use. If you want to avoid socializing, wear headphones or go during off hours. If you are afraid of the locker room (that's normal it takes sometime to get used to), then don't use it.

    Now on to to the technical stuff: You need to do a moderate to strenuous aerobic activity at least ~30 minutes a day 3 days a week (5 is better) for the rest of your life. I like to run, row, hike up mountains and occasionally use the elliptical machine. This is necessary for good cardiovascular health, and will help you in your later years. It will also as a side effect help you loose weight.

    You need to do some basic weight training. You seem to favor body weight exercises, keep doing push ups, try increasing the reps, or difficulty by doing them on an incline. Learn to do pullups/dips also. Finally buy a few dumbbells, going up to 35-40 lbs in weight. Learn to do basic curls, and some presses. Later on read some fitness books, or go to a couple of fitness blogs to learn how to do lifts and presses that work your big muscle groups --think squats, and dead lifts. Doing this won't make you a huge muscle guy (believe me the gains are not that great) but you'll be happy with your increased strength. It will also help to keep you from looking flabby.

    One more thing. The key to loosing weight is your diet. Good weight loss is slow, and steady. Cut 500-1000 calories from your diet, and you'll loose 2 lbs a week. However, you need to combine it with exercise or you'll have to keep "dieting" for the rest of your life to maintain your weight. That won't happen, so creating a nice caloric deficit through working out 3-5 times a day will help you maintain a healthy weight once you've reached it.

  39. Battle of the bulge by blueforce · · Score: 4, Informative

    Personally, I go to a gym. But then, I live in a small town so I don't see very many *people*. Incidentally, I've always gone to a gym, even when I lived in a slightly larger town of Philadelphia.

    The key to the middle parts is: it's the last fat to go.

    You don't say how old you are, but the fact is you're getting older and your metabolism continues to slow each year. You can combat that by moving (aka exercise) and eating. Yes, eating. If you don't take in enough calories - the right calories - your body will react by storing what it can, usually in your middle. Unfortunately, your middle is the last place you lose from.

    Muscles burn calories. You can increase your resting metabolic rate by building muscle. Just having more muscle mass == more calories burned sitting on your butt. It's a vicious cycle though, if you don't maintain the muscle (aka exercise) you'll lose it through catabolism (body breaks it down for energy).

    There's a godzillion things you can do at home, but the easiest way to start is with push-ups and sit-ups. Buy an exercise ball, one of those big funny-looking rubber balls. There are dozens of different exercises you can do with those. They're cheap and they're extremely versatile. You don't necessarily need weights if you're a beginner, or even intermediate. You just need to use your body as the weight and do _something_ to trick your body into building some muscle mass. (You won't build a ton just doing pushups, but you'd be suprised how quickly it works) Consistency is key - 3 times per week on the "weights". You need a day in-between to allow your body to recover and actually build the muscle.

    This one goes without saying: Eat healthy!

    If you have the means, i.e. space and money, get a treadmill. Use it 30 minutes a day, 5-6 days a week.

    The bottom line is, you have to burn calories and build some muscle. The only way to do either one is to _move_ a lot.

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  40. Yoga. by rdsingh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Get a good book on Yoga and practice at your own. Or, gather up some courage to go to a Yoga session and learn.

  41. Geek Exercise Toys by hallucination · · Score: 2, Insightful

    After the doctor told me that unless I started to exercise more, I was going to have to go on blood pressure medication (at age 25), I started cycling. I found the best way to get me going was to buy some geek gadgets to help me get excited. Garmin make some nice GPS bike toys which monitor your heart rate, altitude, position, etc and allow you to load it up to your PC afterwards via USB. They also make a wrist watch version.

  42. And it requires some thought! by shawnmchorse · · Score: 3, Informative

    The primary reasons martial arts are my preferred form of exercise:

    1. You have to actually think about what you're doing quite often. You're not just doing mindless aerobics.
    2. The group situation pushes you farther than you'd normally push yourself, and encourages you to reach new plateaus.
    3. Classes are generally directed at all times. It's kind of like having personal trainers with you at all times, in that there's always a series of directed activities and you're not casting about for what to do next.

    With that said, there are MANY bad martial arts schools out there. I generally avoid any place that doesn't seem to have any women or older men participating, that sees fit to display huge numbers of trophies on entry, or that has a master whose personality I don't think I could get along with. There are a lot of arrogant pricks in the martial arts world, and there's no need to pay for and encourage them. Similarly, there are plenty of schools out there that seem to exist so that young 20s males can beat the crap out of each other. Let them... and go somewhere else.

  43. Look up The Hacker's Diet, by John Walker by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 3, Informative

    Somewhere in fourmilab.ch, there's a free book about weight loss from a geek perspective which includes an exercise program which is
    o quick, under 15 minutes to complete
    o private
    o works with no special equipment
    o is not suitable if you have back problems, get professional advice if you do.

    If you live in a hilly area then walking can get your heart rate into the aerobic training range. Aerobic exercise has cognitive benefits too.

    Lots of people have reported good results from Dance Dance Revolution.

    Sounds like you've solved the #1 problem, motivation. It's a miracle that any geeks retain any interest in fitness after the physical "education" classes in school. But you're already familiar with the fact that your brain feels better in a body that goes when you step on the gas. The other way to look at it is that your body is like a Swiss Army knife, it's the tool you always have with you, so it might as well be functional.

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  45. Re:Right idea, wrong approach. by icegreentea · · Score: 2, Informative

    STOP lifting weights? What kind of silly advice is that? A proper workout incorporates aerobic and anaerobic workouts. That being said, its entirely possible w/ weight training to keep your heart rate insanely high for 15-20 minutes straight. It's called circuit training. Basically, you chain exercises together. So if your doing body weight exercises, you could do pushups, situps, burpees, dips, chinups (or w/e you want), repeat 3 or four times. By the end, you'll be dying, your heart rate will be skyhigh, and most likely be dizzy. But you've burned your calories. And you will get stronger.

    On that note, if you have space you can try hanging a heavy punching bag and working it. Find someone who knows proper technique, have them teach you, ask them for a nice routine to follow (eg:3x3 minute rounds with 40 seconds breaks in between).

  46. Technical explanation; didn't rtfa. by SignOfZeta · · Score: 3, Interesting

    According to my high school biology teacher, this is true. Muscle cells are rich in mitochondria, which constantly consume "food" to create energy -- hence, burning calories. Weight training leads to more muscle cells. More muscle cells leads to more mitochondria. See where I'm going? (Disclaimer: I'm no scientist. Well, a computer scientist. But that doesn't apply here.)

  47. Re:in your commute! by Provoostenator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In which case you should probably consider moving to another city; the savings on not needing a car and "savings" in health will probably pay for your move.

  48. Re:I literally hate exercise by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm surprised it took this long for someone to admit this. Most likely it's just some form of self-selection bias, but damn it makes slashdot look like the healthiest community on the net.

    The only sports I ever enjoyed are ones you might find in a pub, mainly pool and darts (it's a sport, ok? Even the UK recognizes that). At most, an occasional game of football with my high school friends, although even that gets old soon. But fuck me with a spiked running shoe if I have to run further than the line of sight, or risk killing myself while pedaling the horrid invention that is the bicycle. The gym, of course, ranks somewhere below the dentist's office in terms of places I'd like to be.

    Maybe I should buy myself a 70s Alfa Romeo. Certainly the motivation to push it to a garage as quickly as possible will be there.

  49. Yoga, Cardio and Plyometrics by einer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yoga (hire a tutor if you want) and Plyo can easily be done in the home.

    Most people don't need free weights, they are all the weight they need. See here for specific exercises and examples.

    Start with the Sun Salutations (lots of youtube links, but be sure an actual instructor sees you do it before you begin your practice). Flexibility and range of motion is important. Relax into the stretch, don't actively stretch. Learn to breathe (yeah, I know, sounds dumb, but most people do it wrong... diaphramatic breathing aides in relaxation among other things, and is more efficient). Move on to (any of a dozen different kinds of) pushups, canoe/reverse canoe, one-legged squats, wall sits. Start walking in the morning before your shower.

    Change it up. Your body adapts really quickly to stress loads it has experienced before. The hardest part about working out isn't exertion, it's figuring out what to do and how to do it.

    Also, before you start trying to get ripped by maxing out and doing pyramids, keep in mind that time under tension is far more important than percent of maximal effort, and you can efficiently tear muscle down with less injury risk just by dropping the weight and increasing the rep duration.

    Supplements are a waste of money. The correct diet is safer and far more efficient. Don't overdo the protein grams. Most people get too much protein as it is (and not nearly enough fiber, dark leafy greens and good fats).

    Also, give the Shangri-la diet a try. It worked for me.

  50. Let me translate that for us true nerds by infernalC · · Score: 5, Funny

    cosin() is more fun than sin()...

    1. Re:Let me translate that for us true nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      your cousin is more fun than sin?
       

    2. Re:Let me translate that for us true nerds by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe in Alabama.

  51. Rock Climbing by Dripdry · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I rock climb. My clients seem horrified or amazed at it, but I pull down rock like a mean SoB. It's mentally challenging, as each new problem has a unique solution, it's social but geeky (few people do it, lots of esoteric gear), and I get great exercise. I've been injured for the last year, though, so I run now, sometimes kayak. Climbing's for me, though. All that being outside in the fresh air with a good buddy or two? Sounds fratboy-ish, but with a physics teacher as a climbing partner we never run out of things to talk about.

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  52. DDR (Dance Dance Revolution) absolutely by vorpal22 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have a health condition that makes it extremely difficult and stressful for me to leave the house to exercise... I do enjoy a good cardio workout, and was feeling quite unhappy about being unable to engage in a regular routinized exercise session that I enjoyed (because aerobics, yoga, pilates, etc. tapes just aren't that much fun to me), so I decided to see what the hype was about last Christmas and I picked up a DDR game.

    Now I'm an avid DDRer, and I must say that it can be a fantastic workout, especially if you play doubles (i.e. two mats) as you move your centre of gravity much more often, and if you work yourself up to the harder levels, which get you moving faster. I can burn an estimated 1000 calories per session, and those sessions just fly by because I'm really enjoying myself. You don't only see your improvement in the game, but the improvement in your appearance, too. My stomach is trim now, and I have that nice abdominal V that some fit people get.

    If you haven't tried DDR, I highly recommend it. Get a PS2 game, get a couple cheap mats, and give it a go. If DDR isn't your cup of tea, find an exercise routine that you can do at home that you enjoy so that you actually feel inclined to do it more than a few times. You'll never keep up a regime that bores, intimidates, or embarrasses you.

  53. ...and a couple of MAJOR caveats by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Those exercises are not for beginners, though. If you aren't already in pretty good shape, two of them are outright dangerous: the bridge will wreck your neck, and squats with the heels coming up will wreck your knees. And even if you're in good shape, I've never met either a qualified doctor, physio or professional sports coach who advocates bridging, because of the risk of neck injury.

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  54. The key to losing weight is to do both... by cyclocommuter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... resistance training (multiple sets of situps, pushups, crunches, bicycle crunches, bench/military presses, etc.) followed by cardio (interval training on a real bike mounted on a trainer), not the other way around. This basically guarantees that your muscles will be toned but will not bulk up plus your metabolism rate will increase so you continue burning calories even while inactive. I do this 2 times a week indoors... the other 2 or 3 times I either cycle to work or participate in a group bike ride.

    Another key to losing weight is to sleep at night feeling a little hungry.

    1. Re:The key to losing weight is to do both... by sir+fer · · Score: 3, Informative

      This basically guarantees that your muscles will be toned but will not bulk up

      dude, I challenge you to try and build more muscle than you "want" without using steroids. If you're like me and 99% of the people I have trained with, no matter how much weight you can lift/press/squat etc, it is almost impossible to end up looking even close to a modern bodybuilder without using copious quantities of human growth hormone.

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  55. MOVE! by Frederick+Paepke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It all boils down to the fact that you've got to move. Sitting all day destroys your body. After almost three decades of sitting in front of a computer, I decided two years ago to start moving and I can honestly say that despite a few temporary set backs, life just gets better.

    Start small if you need to; I started with a fifteen minute walk every day. When things started to get easier I did more. After two years I'm at the point now - though I'm not (yet) the finest example of physical fitness - that CrossFit (www.crossfit.com), strength training (www.startingstrength.com), and rowing (www.concept2.com) are the best tools in my fitness routine. You gotta change things up regularly if you find yourself bored.

    The key is to move. Do new things all the time. Challenge your body and you challenge your mind.

    You'll find that living life upright is much more enjoyable than life sitting down.

    -Fred.

  56. Re:Pushups. by Ortega-Starfire · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Oh hell. Ignore above link.

    http://hundredpushups.com/

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  57. Methamphetamine by SleepyHappyDoc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Might not tone your muscles, but it'll keep the weight down.

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  58. Shovelglove by JWL-23 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Shovelglove is the perfect geek exercise hack:

    Take a sledgehammer and wrap an old sweater around it. This is your "shovelglove." Every week day morning, set a timer for 14 minutes. Use the shovelglove to perform shoveling, butter churning, and wood chopping motions until the timer goes off. Stop. Rest on weekends and holidays.

    I do 50 shoveling motions, 50 right then 50 left; 15 to 20 butter churns, right then left; 20 woods chops in both directions; and then 5-8 curl like movements for which I haven't thought of a good name yet. Then I repeat the cycle until the timer goes off.

    The number and the order of the movements is flexible. Do them at the pace and in the order that feels right to you. Pay careful attention to your form, so as not to strain yourself. Imagine that you really are performing the activities being simulated. The critical thing is to do it every weekday, no more, no less; for 14 minutes, no more, no less; in a careful, non spastic manner.

    Shovelglove is clever, extremely effective, and extraordinarily elegant in its simplicity.

    I've been "shugging" for 3 years, off and on. When I'm on, I feel great, I have more energy, more muscle tone, etc. When I don't do it regularly, all of the above gradually go away over a matter of days or weeks.

    Once I pick it up again, I'm feeling great within a couple of days.

    Go slow at first. You will use muscles you didn't know you had. I recommend starting with an 8# sledge, maybe a 10# if you are already strong. I also got a 16# hammer after about a year of steady shugging. I also use a 4# framing hammer for one-handed moves.

  59. Re:Get out. Have some fun. by Caboosian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One thing I might add - if you're an avid gamer, or a competitive person (if nothing gets you going like a game of Halo, or Starcraft), you might try translating that into a workout. Find a friend, and go play some 1v1 basketball at a court. Race bikes. Something, anything that is competitive. Even if you're bad at the chosen task, if you find it fun, that's all that matters - you'll get better overtime, and you'll get in better shape.

    If you're afraid it'll be embarrassing, make sure you try this with close friends - no matter how bad you are, they'll just be happy to see you and be happy to be playing with you. After all, the best part of the this work out is at the end of the day, it's just a game.

  60. Combinations - new twist by meburke · · Score: 2, Informative

    A 2-week study at a Canadian University (McMasters?) suggested that 6 minutes of very intense exercise was better than 6 hours of moderate/regular exercise. It came froma small sample, but 8 people did 4 each of 30-second sprints, 3 times per week. In two weeks their Aerobic capacity and endurance showed marked increase, and their mitochondria count increased 35% (which is an indicator of the energy-burning capacity of the muscles).

    Geriatrics (ages in their 70's and 80's) regained musculature equivalent to persons in their 30's in Florida after exercising for 13 weeks by supporting weights so heavy they could only hold them for 30-60 seconds. (Two programs, "Static Contraction Training" and "Max Contraction Training" resulted from this study.) In the first 13 weeks I used the Max Contraction training, my doctor and I figured out I lost 14 lbs of fat and gained 9 lbs of muscle. I do this program for about 14 minutes a week. (It takes about a week to allow your muscles to recover at this intensity, despite what so-called "Physical Trainers" say about exercising 3 times/wk.) I'm 60 years old and have some joint problems, so it helps that I don't have to move weights repetitiously through a great range of motion.

    I walk 1 hour a day 4-5 days a week using a heart rate meter according to a program by Phillip Maffetone in his book,"The Maffetone Method". He trains bicycle racers and super-long-distance runners, so I suspect his program is pretty good. (It seems to work for me.) The end result: My doctor still wants me to lose another 50 lbs (I've lost 30 over the last two years), but my resting heart rate is less than 70, my blood pressure is 110/70, my total cholesterol is usually between 150-170 with real good ratios, blood sugar runs between 105 and 111 over the last two years, and I have lots of energy.

    The biggest drain on my energy is carbs. I was on a low fat diet for four years and gained 10 lbs/year. As soon as I started moderating my carbs instead of my fat, my energy levels picked up and I started losing a moderate amount of weight. I've looked at a number of books on the market, and since I can't distinguish one set of superstitions from another, I've resigned myself to sort of following the guidelines in "Protein Power" by Eades and Eades. YMMV. It is important for me to bring healthy lunches to work, avoid the soda and snack machines, and limit the number lunches I go to with the other developers. (For me, the difference between wishing I was fit and getting fit is using some of the talent for focusing I developed for programming, and applying it towards habits that work for my physical success.)

    I have my best success when I get into the pattern of exercising early in the morning. I don't do contract work anymore; the Electronic Sweatshop is detrimental to my health, even though the money is good. I take regular breaks from my desk, walk or do Tai Chi during my lunch breaks, and within a couple of weeks I will be biking to work instead of driving. Theoretically, I need to be active 90 minutes a day in order to lose the 50 lbs. When the joint problem gets corrected I will go back to doing martial arts 3 times per week or more, and that ought to do it.

    Good luck, and I hope you find something that works for you.

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  61. DANCE!!! by replication · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do what I do... get some poundin' beats happening and just dance away at home to them. The neighbours might not fully appreciate your choice of music, but stuff 'em! If you're not into that, could always go to a rave / dance club and dance away. I also walk to and from work every day and own a bike which I take out on weekends.

  62. Ashtanga yoga by iamnotaclown · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's the only time my mind actually shuts off. And it covers all the bases: cardio, strength training, and flexibility. 1.5 hours 3 times a week. And the classes are 75% women.

  63. Bikram Hot Yoga! by ianm.phil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I do many kinds of exercise (biking, weights, cardio, regular yoga etc.) and have been physically active for many, many years. By far the most effective and pleasing exercise available is Bikram Hot Yoga. It's growing in popularity, so there should be a studio near to you.

    The routine is carefully designed to work from the inside out, top to bottom, and to increase flexibility, strength, and circulation. Almost any ailment you may have will be addressed - its hard to oversell the benefits as it engages the entire body.

    If you google 'hot yoga' or 'bikram' and your area I am sure you can find classes. However, not all hot yoga is Bikram (I have also tried Moksha, for example), but the Bikram routine I find far superior. I would strongly recommend it for everyone as it sheds weight, strengthens muscles, and improves joints considerably.

  64. Re:Technical explanation; didn't rtfa. by EvanED · · Score: 4, Funny

    (Disclaimer: I'm no scientist. Well, a computer scientist. But that doesn't apply here.)

    Don't you mean "Damn it, I'm a computer scientist, not a doctor"?

  65. Re:Technical explanation; didn't rtfa. by packeteer · · Score: 4, Informative

    Having greater muscle volume does lead to greater calories burned without doing anything. This however is a pretty small gain. With aerobic exercise you can burn a ton of calories and most importantly you directly burn fat. When you burn the short term energy stores (sugar) of the body it effects you hunger. When you directly burn fat you feel less hungry after working out. This is why aerobic exercise is best for losing weight. Resistance training will work but it takes more will power.

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  66. Sport for introverts by backwardMechanic · · Score: 2, Informative

    After finishing school, I was convinced I hated sport. What I actually don't enjoy are team sports, but that is all I really encountered at school. But there are a whole selection of sports that are a lot of fun by yourself, far more suited to an introvert. I used to orienteer - dashing around the woods by yourself with a map is fun, physical and works your mind at the same time. Trekking is often done best by yourself (or at least I prefer it that way) - you can spend days without meeting another sole if you can find the time. Cycling is also perfect. I've never got into road racing, but touring and mountain biking are fun and it easy to do a few mile after work in the summer. Get outside - there are less people around than you might expect and it's good for the sole. I find it gives my eyes a break and helps me focus on things further away than a monitor too.

    1. Re:Sport for introverts by apt142 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm a highly introverted person and I found that Martial Arts worked well for me. The goals are internally focused, since your success or failure depends on you. Most will teach you exercises that you can carry on your own. It builds confidence. And there is just enough desire to keep up with your class mates that you stay motivated.

      Of course, the downside is they are expensive and you can get some really bad teachers.

  67. Canadian Airforce 5BX program by james_bray · · Score: 2, Informative

    From Wikipedia:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5BX

    "The 5BX (Five Basic Exercises) Plan is an exercise program developed for the Royal Canadian Air Force (RCAF) by Bill Orban in the late 1950s.

    The RCAF asked Orban to develop a fitness program for their pilots, a third of whom were not considered fit to fly at the time. The plan was innovative in two respects. Firstly, it did not require access to specialized equipment. Many RCAF pilots were located in remote bases in northern Canada, with no access to gymnasium facilities, so it was important to offer a means of keeping fit without their use. Secondly, the plan only required 11 minutes per day to be spent on the exercises."

    The program can be downloaded in PDF form from the following location:

    http://www.adam.com.au/wedesign/5bx.zip

    James Bray

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  68. Zen and the Art of Self-Resistence by nukey56 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Self-resistence isometric and isotonic training. Costs nothing, builds muscle efficiently, surprises your friends and balances your life. Also, you can do it while posting to /. from your basement ;)

  69. Re:Technical explanation; didn't rtfa. by Daengbo · · Score: 3, Interesting
    You need to count more than the increased muscle mass (which is estimated to increase base metabolism by anywhere from 10-60 calories per pound). Strength training destroys muscle mass: your body spends extra energy for days after the session is over rebuilding the damaged tissue. The nervous system gets shocked and the system doesn't convert carbs to fat for a couple of hours.

    I went from ~35% body fat to ~15% last year using primarily strength training (4-5 hours a week) supplemented by 2-4 hours of cardio. That translated to about 35lbs of lost fat. I didn't diet. My weight stayed relatively constant. That meant I added about 35 lbs. of muscle. I got to eat a lot of food. I had the doughnuts I love (only right after lifting). The better physique started drawing a lot of attention from women and I got picked up several times. People think I'm five to ten years younger than I really am.

    To those who say that aerobic exercise will lead to muscle mass increases, you only need to look at marathon runners' legs to see that isn't really true. more than an hour of cardio a day leads to muscle loss.

    Bottom line:
    • Get in a gym 3-4 times a week and lift until you throw up. Use a full-body workout if you can.
    • Bike to/from work.
    • Don't quit.
  70. Re:Technical explanation; didn't rtfa. by fearofcarpet · · Score: 5, Informative

    To specifically address the question posed (what do we, the Slashdot readers, do to stay in shape):

    I eat vegetarian; low dairy, lots of beans, tempeh, and seasonal fruits/veggies. I bring my lunch to work every day which is cheaper and more nutritious than buying it.

    I lift weights three times a week for an hour emphasizing multi-join and body-weight-resistance exercises like pull-ups, push-ups, dips, incline and hanging crunches, etc.

    I bike to work whenever the weather permits.

    I run 5 km at least once a week (though bad knees sometimes demand that I go for a long walk instead).

    All of this combined yields a weekly time commitment of about 3.5 hours of exercise plus 90 minutes of biking to and from work (2 mi each way). I'm 185 lbs, 6'1", and I fill out my nerdy T-shirts in the shoulders, not the belly. I don't have six-pack, but I certainly don't have a gut. All around I feel very health even though the vast, vast, majority of my time is spent sitting on my ass in front of a computer at work.

    I don't care whose biology teacher told them what about which calories are burned by how many muscles, but my whopping 3.5 hours a week of exercise entitles me to all the beer I can drink and stuffing my face with burritos to my heart's content without gaining a fraction of an inch around my waste line (which hasn't changed in 15 years). And no, I'm not one of those skinny nerds than can eat Taco Bell every day and still look like a bent coat hanger.

    I think that the big trick to staying healthy is sticking with your routine, whatever it is. Don't just go on a diet and start running in response to feeling fat and out of shape. Biking to work is a great way to start and, depending on where you live, has the added benefit of being faster than driving.

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  71. Workout at home? Rowing Machine! by permaculture · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whatever you do, don't join a gym! So many people pay a monthly fee but just don't go often enough.

    I used to cycle, but that did very little for my upper body. Nowadays I row on an indoor rowing machine. Rowing has a lot going for it:

    1) Low impact. Less wear on your knees than running or cycling. Swimming is another low impact exercise.

    2) Works every major muscle group in the body - arms, legs, back, stomach, chest. http://www.rowsport.com/rowsport/index.php?page=get_page&id=XJSC4F8-UHUNAG0-93C15ZR-SL280W1 Swimming, Nordic skiing and Nautilus machines do this too.

    3) Uniquely, when rowing you work both legs together, then both arms together. Other exercises work your limbs alternately. I theorise that you can expend more calories this way. Rowing with a sliding seat has been the best way to get maximum work out of a human body for the last couple of hundred years. It's stood the test of time.

    4) Since it's an expensive machine just for exercise, that's an incentive to make use of it. It's sort of a gadget, like a PDA. Boys like toys and enjoy playing with them.

    5) As you refine your technique: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXnKyJdA01w you can achieve new personal records, then try to beat those records. That helps with motivation.

    6) Unlike running or weight training, rowing provides a dynamic load to work against. The harder you pull, the greater the resistance.

    7) Having a rowing machine at home means you don't waste time commuting to the gym. That makes it easier to exercise every day.

    I've been rowing since February 2007, and at one point I lost 14 pounds in four months. This isn't much compared to some, but slow and steady is better for you than crash dieting.

    Rowing is not for everyone and some people really do well with a gym membership, I'm sure. This is just IMHO - YMMV.

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  72. Get a Dog by bamwham · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Long walks with a dog. Solitary, at your pace. and the dog has many other benifits to your life (just owning one has been shown to lower your blood pressure).

  73. Toning muscles won't make you lose fat. by sudog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It'll just give you toned muscles. If you want to burn fat, you have to spend more calories than you consume. You need cardio: get the heart rate up, and keep it up. Sit-ups are also bad for you: do crunches instead.

  74. Re:Mistyped? by Daengbo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not a typo. I think I just wasn't clear enough.

    Strength training does destroy muscle mass every time you lift to complete failure. Your body just rebuilds the lost stuff and adds some for good measure. This is why you're sore and need recovery time. It's also why you use a hell of a lot of calories when you lift weights -- most of the calories are spent after the training is over.

  75. All food is not created equal by macurmudgeon · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the discussion of calories you might also consider what foods you are eating. Just over 30% of people have a glycemic responses that causes them to gain weight more quickly when eating foods high in sugar and simple carbohydrates. It's an insulin balance thing. The glycemic response is probably why the Atkins diet can be so successful for many people.

    I have to watch my pasta, bread and rice along with some fruit like bananas. Alcohol and soft drinks are high glycemic index foods and need to be taken in moderation.

  76. Re:Technical explanation; didn't rtfa. by zubillaga · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bottom line:

    • Get in a gym 3-4 times a week and lift until you throw up. Use a full-body workout if you can.
    • Bike to/from work.
    • Don't quit.

    You forgot something:

    • Profit!!!

    There, fixed it for ya.

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