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Is Your Mood a Result of Where You Live?

Ed writes "Apparently, the Centers for Disease Control released a study indicating that geography can have a significant impact on mood. You may not be surprised to learn that Kentucky is more depressing than Hawaii. However, ranking up there with Hawaii are Minnesota, the Dakotas and Wisconsin. Frustratingly, they have not yet published the study on the web, so it is left as an exercise for the reader to find the original study and post a link for the rest of us."

364 comments

  1. Hmmm ... by Xaemyl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Live in a crappy neighborhood makes for crappy moods? Lemme be the first to tell the CDC: DUUUH!

    1. Re:Hmmm ... by aliquis · · Score: 5, Funny

      Since crappy neighborhood probably mean you are there for a reason, such as unemployed / low income and such, yes.

      Personally I live in Sweden and the lack of light and low d-vitamine levels probably don't help much either.

      That and virgin at 30.

    2. Re:Hmmm ... by BeanThere · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah. I recently moved from a crummy polluted inland rat-race city to a beautiful coastal more relaxed and cleaner well-run city, and everyone told me crap like "if you're not happy here, you're not going to be happy there, because your problems are internal" ... well, surprise, I *am* a lot happier. Much happier. Haven't missed the old place (though I lived there over 30 years) for one minute. And I almost believed those idiots.

    3. Re:Hmmm ... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 2, Funny

      And I almost believed those idiots.

      So you're saying that the new place makes you cranky?

    4. Re:Hmmm ... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Still, even in what the popular consensus holds to be the happiest of places, the following quotation could still apply:

      Ursa Minor is almost certainly the most appalling place in the universe. Though it is excruciatingly rich, horrifyingly sunny and more full of wonderfully exciting people than a pomegranate is of pips, it can hardly be insignificant that when a recent edition of the magazine Play-Being headlined an article with the words "When You Are Tired of Ursa Minor You Are Tired of Life" the suicide rate in the constellation quadrupled overnight.

      --
      Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
    5. Re:Hmmm ... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Live in a crappy neighborhood makes for crappy moods? Lemme be the first to tell the CDC: DUUUH!

      I don't know how many times I've read of someone discovering a self-reenforcing feedback loop of one kind or another and reporting it as a hitherto unknown and insightful fact.

      Life, as many people have spotted, is, of course, terribly unfair. For instance, the first time the Heart of Gold ever crossed the galaxy the massive improbability field it generated caused two hundred and thirty-nine thousand lightly-fried eggs to materialize in a large, wobbly heap on the famine-struck land of Poghril in the Pansel system. The whole Poghril tribe had just died out from famine, except for one man who died of cholesterol-poisoning some weeks later.

      The Poghrils, always a pessimistic race, had a little riddle, the asking of which used to give them the only tiny twinges of pleasure they ever experienced. One Poghril would ask another Poghril, "Why is life like hanging upside down with your head in a bucket of hyena offal?" to which the second Poghril would reply, "I don't know, why is life like hanging upside down with your head in a bucket of hyena offal?" to which the first Poghril would reply, "I don't know either. Wretched, isn't it?"

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      Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
    6. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "if you're not happy here, you're not going to be happy there, because your problems are internal"

      That's what the voices in my head told me before I moved out of the mental hospital!

    7. Re:Hmmm ... by Nutria · · Score: 4, Funny

      Personally I live in Sweden and ... virgin at 30.

      But Anheuser-Busch says that all Swedish babes are hot and will jump in bed with you if you drink Bud-wei-ser?

      --
      "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
    8. Re:Hmmm ... by baegucb · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wisconsin is a great place to live. Even the auto dealers get in the spirit: http://www.budweiserbeloit.com/

    9. Re:Hmmm ... by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Nah, they must have got that wrong, you let them drink beer, and then they may have sex with you.

    10. Re:Hmmm ... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah, they must have got that wrong, you let them drink beer, and then they may have sex with you.

      And the ones that will look like Mimi Bobeck.

      --
      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    11. Re:Hmmm ... by BeanThere · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hehe ... you should've seen me before!

    12. Re:Hmmm ... by Rycross · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, I've pretty much learned to ignore anyone who claims that "happiness comes from within" or that "your problems are internal." I mean, there are some cases where they are, but in most cases they're because of a shitty job, shitty friends, shitty location, or other shittiness.

    13. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmm... sweet Mimi...

    14. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      seriously? 30? go to amsterdam's red light district or something...

    15. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, moving out of your mom's basement will help fix problems with the lack of light and the low vitamin d levels.

      Come to think of it, it will probably help that whole "virgin at 30" thing too.

    16. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No thanks, no intrest for prostitutes .. Or well, maybe in thailand, but then I'd have to go there to :D

    17. Re:Hmmm ... by Lucidus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let's see - you describe this girl as "ass" the first you see her, and after helping her on her way, you wonder whether you should have asked for a blow job. I don't want to be cruel, but this is deeply fucked up, and it is now at least partly apparent why you are still a virgin.

      No, you should not have asked for a BJ, and no, it would not have been "the normal male thing to do." Thinking about it, sure; asking, absolutely not.

      BTW, being a virgin at 30 is not, in itself, a bad thing, but still being a virgin many years after reaching the decision that you are ready for sex - that is unfortunate.

      Seriously, though, there are some really important things that you obviously don't get, at all, and you need more help than you are going to find on Slashdot. Please talk to someone. Best of luck.

    18. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. Baltimore sucks.

    19. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Further proof of how sad Swedish girls must be.

    20. Re:Hmmm ... by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      budweiser is czech, you noob. But pretty close in other regards...

    21. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno..... I went to Sweden and even the ugly girls were hot.

    22. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Swedish babes are hot and will jump in bed with you if you drink Bud-wei-ser

      reallllly?

      +1 informative!

    23. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know those books. I've read them religiously. That second paragraph is not in the books. ... ?que?

    24. Re:Hmmm ... by Nutria · · Score: 2, Interesting

      budweiser is czech

      Budweiser is the Germanized form of the Czech word Budiwoyz. Anheuser-Busch did a piss-poor job of imitating the beer made there.

      Anyhow, Staropramen Lager is infinitely superior to Urquell and Budvar.

      you noob

      Prague was a great city when I visited it in my early 30s, more than 10 years ago...

      --
      "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
    25. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A 30 male Swedish virgin?...probably

      A 30 female Swedish virgin?...possibly

    26. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not my fault she bent down for her bag or whatever ..

      Ok, so I shouldn't had asked? Even if it could had worked? :D

    27. Re:Hmmm ... by fireheadca · · Score: 1

      Dude. The shit-hawk is gonna get ya.

    28. Re:Hmmm ... by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      6 digit user number?
      perhaps your tenure at slashdot has had some sort of effect on your dilemma, but far be it for me to suggest it. correlation is not causation, right?

      --
      ... still waiting for this free-as-in-beer free beer I keep hearing about. :|
    29. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ed:

      Frustratingly, they have not yet published the study on the web, so it is left as an exercise for the reader to find the original study and post a link for the rest of us.

      Clearly you live online. Your mood might improve if you visit a library in the "meatworld" and experience exactly how much knowledge exists on tree bark.

    30. Re:Hmmm ... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Before they were books (and after they were books), they were radio plays. In the second set of fits (now called Secondary Phase) there are some significant differences which never made it into the books, mainly due to missed deadlines on the first book. The above quote is from that version.

      The complete series can be imported wherever you like. Well, complete except for a bit on Magrathea where Marvin hums like Pink Floyd which is cut from all pressings due to rights issues and will probably never be reinstated within the lifetime of anyone alive today. Arthur's awe of being on an alien planet for the first time and the discovery of the remains of the whale are a casualty of this cut. Someone has a couple copies of this scene on-line somewhere at differing qualities recorded from the first airing.

      Also there are some differences in the UK edition of one of the books as well. There's more adult language in the UK edition (Arthur is called an "arsehole" instead of "knee-biter") and the bit about Belgium is not there (the Rory is for The Most Gratuitous Use of the Word "Fuck" in a Serious Screenplay in the UK edition). I haven't tried buying the books from Amazon UK for delivery to the US. I do know they won't ship toys (unless they're attached to a DVD box set) and most electronics.

      --
      Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
    31. Re:Hmmm ... by rumith · · Score: 3, Funny

      A "well-run city"? What is that? :-) More importantly, where is that?

    32. Re:Hmmm ... by TheLink · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nonono, for those, _you_ drink the beer and a lot of it.

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    33. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This really isn't an either-or proposition. Take a look at the research into happiness.

    34. Re:Hmmm ... by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      "the suicide rate in the constellation quadrupled overnight."

      Every February I was in Seattle I wanted to put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger.

    35. Re:Hmmm ... by Canazza · · Score: 1

      Is it Cologne with it's great cathedral?
      Milan with it's glamour and it's pace?
      London with it's river and it's bridges?
      Lisbon with it's beauty and it's grace?

      Do you know where I'm gonna go?
      None of you have guessed, so none of you can know
      If you've been, that's not where I mean
      It's got class and it's got excellence like you've never seen

      Your town is dragging me down
      Dragging me down, down, down
      Your town is dragging me down
      Dragging me down, down, down

      --
      It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for being subtle.
    36. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've missed both the Post Anonymously check box and what the fuck you've typed.

      I mean, if you're gonna post stuff like this, keep it on your Deadjournal.

    37. Re:Hmmm ... by blackest_k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      yes I did it too and I'm happier and healthier too but to be honest its kind of obvious when you think about it.
      If your not happy in a place then theres only a couple of things that can improve, a better job and a new lover both of these are held back due to your state of mind.
      If your not happy who's going to want to be with you?

      So a change of location can raise the spirits give a positive outlook and make you more attractive to others and possibly improve your job prospects.
      I guess it doesn't always work out but you can always go back or go forward just don't sit in the same rut being miserable.
      you get one life make the most of it.

    38. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Singapore. Go there. You'll understand.

    39. Re:Hmmm ... by xaxa · · Score: 1

      "When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life."
      -- Samuel Johnson, 1777

      http://www.samueljohnson.com/tiredlon.html

    40. Re:Hmmm ... by hoover · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      May I suggest a trip to the city where they teach the proper usage of "its" and "it's"? ;-)

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    41. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 The coward is right.

    42. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Superior to Budvar? Them there are fighting words! Actually, so many fine breweries in Czech. Try the brewery in the cave. Forgot where exactly, in part, probably because I needed assistance to find my way back to daylight.

    43. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. One of the things that makes me DESPISE my community is that it's ran by a bunch of idiots. I'm in a Coastal town, the huge inland lake we are on as well is covered in industrial crap. Then when you get out to lake michigan (The oceans dont impress me, Lake michigan looks and sounds like the ocean, I've got sandy beaches and dunes... you get more angry as everything is run down.

      when you become an adult and pay attention to how your community is ran and discover it's ran by a bunch of corrupt self serving idiots.... Your world is colored in a very dark and dismal gray. and it does not help when you have to pay not only property taxes to those idiots, but also income tax, and moving 2 blocks away to the other city limits would have netted you an extra 2% in income from no income tax AND they seem to be able to maintain their city without raping the population...

      Yes, grass is greener... and it is, I used to live over there, I was a dipshit and moved into a "nicer house" in the asshole part of town.

    44. Re:Hmmm ... by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't look down on Kentucky and its rural neighborhoods. I may be the only man in America that has ever been known to call a realtor and ask about buying land like Hell's half acre or Tobacco Road sites. Frankly I like barefoot young women wandering through my yard and having a few chickens of my own seems like a great idea as well. Who knows? Maybe i could catch myself a young Dolly Parton or Daisie May.

    45. Re:Hmmm ... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Personally I live in Sweden and ... virgin at 30.

      But Anheuser-Busch says that all Swedish babes are hot and will jump in bed with you if you drink Bud-wei-ser?

      Please. The man has his dignity.

      --
      May the Maths Be with you!
    46. Re:Hmmm ... by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or the fact that when you go to the local store you are surrounded by redneck slack jaws. Around here, rolling out of bed and going shopping in your P.J.'s and slippers is normal, dragging along you 27 kids that have not been bathed in 3 weeks.

      They all pile in the pickup truck and drive on down to the store to wander around. Even sams club has them. I feel like I'm living in Alabama, but with snow... even the rich people around here are stupid. At least in Ann-Arbor I could know that the kid at Mc-donalds making me a coffee had a masters degree, sure it's political science, and she cant make a coffee right, but she's at least educated!

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    47. Re:Hmmm ... by laejoh · · Score: 1

      Virgin at 30? What were you before that age?

      I'm Belgian, guess how this slashdot post makes me feel, you insensitive clods!

    48. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. I recently moved from a crummy polluted inland rat-race city...

      Cincinnati?

    49. Re:Hmmm ... by babblefrog · · Score: 1

      Stupid English spelling. If it's a possessive, it ought to have an apostrophe, dammit!

    50. Re:Hmmm ... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Around here, rolling out of bed and going shopping in your P.J.'s and slippers is normal

      Hmm, where is this place? Last time I started walking to the corner shop in my slippers I realised about half the way there and felt ridiculous...

      --
      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    51. Re:Hmmm ... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Seriously, though, there are some really important things that you obviously don't get, at all, and you need more help than you are going to find on Slashdot. Please talk to someone. Best of luck.

      Exactly. The poor fools just needs to talk to the right person. He doesn't realize that in Amsterdam red district, it only costs $25 for someone to solve his problem.

      --
      "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    52. Re:Hmmm ... by mdarksbane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We are strongly influenced by our environment, but the strongest constant factor in your environment is you.

      So you may be depressed because your environment sucks, but who else is going to fix it?

    53. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the things that makes me DESPISE my community is that it's ran by a bunch of idiots.

      I bet they can conjugate verbs correctly, though.

    54. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This comment is too strange, sincere, and arguably on-topic to be a troll.

      Mods, please take into account the previous two posts.

    55. Re:Hmmm ... by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      There is nothing wrong with the way eastern Kentucky looks vs. Hawaii. It's more to do with the employment situation there. They should have studied that.

      Let's see if you want to work it's either coal mining, logging, and/or farming. Your wife make make more than you in the health care industry since there are so many casualties from those other jobs not to mention about half or a third the pay for mining that you would get out west for doing a job less dangerous and then you can see why the depression level is high.

      Hopefully, one of these days someone will see the light and develop tourism more here in Eastern Kentucky, Southwest Virginia, etc. because the view, things to do, etc. are much better than the Gatlinburg, DollyWood area in Tennessee.

      There is good whitewater rafting here, many places to ride four wheelers and do other extreme things. It is in the mountains and things are a lot stricter now on coal mining. There has to be land reclamation and where you don't have coal there is no mining. It's a beautiful place but depressing because it's not more than what it is.

    56. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I made the same argument to an English teacher, and he did not agree. You should have seen the look on hi's face!

    57. Re:Hmmm ... by Jaysyn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uh, no, asking a stranger for a blow job out of the blue isn't something a normal person would do. That shit only works in pornos.

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      There is a war going on for your mind.
    58. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Muskegon? The description fits many of Michigan communities; ran by the local real estate agents, small business owners.

    59. Re:Hmmm ... by MetalFlow · · Score: 1

      vrooom vrooom party starter?

    60. Re:Hmmm ... by DanTheStone · · Score: 1

      Like 'his' and 'hers'? Because that's what 'its' goes along with.

    61. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW, I provide anal defloration services.

    62. Re:Hmmm ... by Z1NG · · Score: 1

      Like 'his' and 'hers'? Because that's what 'its' goes along with.

      Completely off topic, but thanks - I might actually remember this now.

    63. Re:Hmmm ... by fataugie · · Score: 1

      Just keep telling yourself...

      I could be living in Detroit

      That should help some.

      --

      WTF? Over?

    64. Re:Hmmm ... by Rycross · · Score: 1

      I didn't say you had no control over it, but even if you take action to correct the things that are affecting your happiness, they are still external factors. If my job sucks, then I'm probably going to be stressed and in a bad mood more often than not. Yes, finding a new job makes me happier, but at the same time that doesn't mean that I was the cause of my own unhappiness.

      In other words, there's a difference between unhappiness being your fault, and being your responsibility. In most cases, my unhappiness wasn't my fault, but it was my responsibility to correct it.

      I can think of only two situations in which my unhappiness was my fault. The first I fixed by dropping religion. The second I fixed by learning not to give so much of a crap about sex and dating (and ignore people who told me that they were super important).

    65. Re:Hmmm ... by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      Singapore. Go there. You'll understand.

      It certainly fits the "well organized" criteria and it's a "fine" city but not in the...

      ....oh wait, is that a "whoosh" I'm hearing? :)

      --
      There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
    66. Re:Hmmm ... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Las Vegas.

      --
      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
    67. Re:Hmmm ... by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      You've just described Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Tennessee and parts of the Carolinas.

      Unfortunate but true.

      I made the mistake of moving to Tennessee and have kicked myself repeatedly for it. If someone would pay me close to what I owe on this house, I would be gone immediately. Even though I would lose $15k on the deal I would consider it a bargain to leave that backwoods place.

      Written from beautiful south Florida. Down here for a bit and I don't want to go back.

    68. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not on topic, I was going to say it was both off-topic and informative at the same time at the end but then I didn't.
      It may be "on-thread" but I well knew it wasn't on topic so I deserve the off-topic rating, troll not so very much. I still wanted to post under my name and take the hit thought since I wanted to be able to get noticed and read any replys.

      / aliquis

    69. Re:Hmmm ... by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Actually its the germanized form of the Czech word BudÄjovice from the town of ÄOEeské BudÄjovice where it originated. I lived there for a while (I miss that place). Budiwoyz hits me as polish.

      PS Isn't Staropramen the Brno brewery?

    70. Re:Hmmm ... by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Isn't Staropramen the Brno brewery?

      Prague. The similarly-named Pivovar Starobrno is in Brno.

      --
      "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
    71. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "When a man is tired of Ankh-Morpork, he is tired of ankle-deep slurry."

      Or similar.

    72. Re:Hmmm ... by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I tell everyone I meet who is interested in barefoot young women and chickens to consider moving to rural Kentucky.

      --
      Man, you really need that seminar!
    73. Re:Hmmm ... by Uzuri · · Score: 1

      Wait... you want to take a beautiful place and put in 4-wheeler tracks and tourists? O.o And that's an improvement?

      (OK, to be less snarky, I can understand what you're saying. It's just sad that so often what it takes to have a good standard of living in a beautiful place destroys the place's beauty.)

      --
      I'm a she-slashdotter... but I make up for it by living with my folks.
    74. Re:Hmmm ... by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

  2. Here is a better story. by arizwebfoot · · Score: 5, Informative
    --
    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
    1. Re:Here is a better story. by gzine · · Score: 1, Redundant

      http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1891465,00.html

      Bravo. 2 minutes to post a link.
      The editorial force is strong in this one.

    2. Re:Here is a better story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My university network has fulltext access to the journal. The journal article doesn't seem to be available yet, but the publisher's press release is. From the Dread Publisher Elsevier:

      San Diego, CA, 14 April 2009 - Frequent Mental Distress (FMD), defined as having 14 or more days in the previous month when stress, depression and emotional problems were not good , is not evenly distributed across the United States. In fact, certain geographic areas have consistently high or consistently low FMD incidence, as shown in a study published in the June 2009 issue of the American Journal of Preventive Medicine.

      Combining data from annual large-scale surveys in 1993-2001 and 2003-2006 by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, researchers found that the adult prevalence of FMD was 9.4% overall, ranging from 6.6% in Hawaii to 14.4% in Kentucky. FMD prevalence varied both over time and by geographic area within states. From the earlier period to the later period, the mean prevalence of FMD increased by at least 1 percentage point in 27 states and by more than 4 percentage points in Mississippi, Oklahoma and West Virginia. The Appalachian and the Mississippi Valley regions had high and increasing FMD prevalence, and the upper Midwest had low and decreasing FMD prevalence.

      The state-based Behavioral Risk Factor Surveillance System (BRFSS) has asked questions about mental health since 1993 and collects data from random telephone surveys of adult residents across the U.S. More than 1.2 million people were surveyed in each of the two periods. FMD prevalence was determined by county, and the results were smoothed to reduce variation from random sampling due to small sample sizes in less populous counties.

      For the 1993-2001 period, the smoothed FMD prevalence was less than 8% in 31.8% of the 3112 counties analyzed and was 12.0% in 4.8% of the counties. For the 2003-2006 period, the smoothed FMD prevalence was "Because FMD often indicates potentially unmet health and social service needs, programs for public health, community mental health and social services whose jurisdictions include areas with high FMD levels should collaborate to identify and eliminate the specific preventable sources of this distress," said Dr. Matthew M. Zack, the study's lead investigator. "With the growing scientific literature linking FMD to treatable mental illnesses and preventable mental health problems, the increased use of these surveillance data in community mental health decision making is especially warranted. The continued surveillance of mental distress may help these programs to identify unmet needs and disparities, to focus their policies and interventions and to evaluate their performance over time."

      The article is "Geographic Patterns of Frequent Mental Distress: U.S. Adults, 1993-2001 and 2003-2006" by David G. Moriarty, BS, Matthew M. Zack, MD, MPH, James B. Holt, PhD, Daniel P. Chapman, PhD, MSc and Marc A. Safran, MD, MPA, DFAPA, FACPM. It appears in the American Journal of Preventive Medicine, Volume 36, Issue 6 (June 2009) published by Elsevier.

    3. Re:Here is a better story. by ep32g79 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Full text and larger pictures here

    4. Re:Here is a better story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have but one thing to say: eat fish. Humans have evolved to need it and not eating it regularly WILL cause unfunny effects in our heads.

    5. Re:Here is a better story. by YourExperiment · · Score: 1
    6. Re:Here is a better story. by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      I'm not so certain that this mental health stuff is something a person should want. Have you taken a peek at the upper crust lately? How about congress? What is the mental health status of our average governmental or corporate leader? How about the mental health status of sports heroes or movie or music stars? If getting mentally healthy means being like most of these folks I think I'd rather be drifty. Anchors away!

    7. Re:Here is a better story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those maps look like they could just be relabeled with 'economic growth' instead of 'mental distress'.

    8. Re:Here is a better story. by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      You pretty much need to be sociopathic to become a governmental, corporate, or entertainment leader.

      To "weigh anchor" is to bring it aboard a vessel in preparation for departure. The phrase anchor's aweigh is a report that the anchor is clear of the sea bottom and that, therefore, the ship is officially underway.

      --
      Man, you really need that seminar!
  3. My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As soon as I hear a fucking moron with 5000W of "boom-boom-boom" noise coming my way, my blood pressure goes up.

    We got laws against noisy car exhausts but no laws against braindead, anti-social psychopaths who annoy everyone in a 3 miles radius with their loud so-called music.

    I'm getting my gun.

    1. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Florida's the opposite way. There is a law against car stereos [albeit never enforced], but no car inspection and no regulations about mufflers and engine noise from vehicles and motorcycles. Then again, Florida is a shithole.

    2. Re:My mood? by CRCulver · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Personally, I prefer noisy places to silent places. I currently reside part of the year in Finland, and the taciturn nature of the people and the strict noise laws only add to the depression caused by the lack of sunlight and long winters. When I leave Finland for somewhere like Cairo or Hong Kong, it's like rejoining civilization.

      Back in the 1960s, Larry Niven (in World of Ptaavs, now collected in Three Books of Known Space ) suggested that the future will get ever noisier, thanks to a rising population and people living closer together in the metropolis, necessitating changes in human evolution. Well, nowadays sound-proofing materials and noise-canceling headphones are getting cheaper and cheaper, so noise is a nuisance that can be overcome.

    3. Re:My mood? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that I don't mind hearing normal sounds outside. Kids playing. Birds chirping. Folks talking. But the unemployed teenager who somehow can get a $5,000 sound system into his $500 chevy... That I don't want to hear.

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    4. Re:My mood? by Denihil · · Score: 2

      the whistles go whoooooooo whooooooooooooooooo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccgXjA2BLEY

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    5. Re:My mood? by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 3, Funny

      I live in Hong Kong. The noise, pollution and traffic in the urban area sucks. The stupid consumerist culture sucks. You can buy a noise canceling headphone or in-canal earphone to eliminate the noise, but you can't eliminate the pollution and wasted time caused by the traffic. You also can't stop your friends from showing you "bling" even though they actually earn less than you. Oh, and even my mom is wasting MY money for those useless bling, fuck.

    6. Re:My mood? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      so there's a data point for Texas. Anyone else?

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    7. Re:My mood? by djupedal · · Score: 1

      >"We got laws against noisy car exhausts..."

      Noisy exhausts save lives - do your part.

    8. Re:My mood? by jae471 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention the improved mileage...

    9. Re:My mood? by maugle · · Score: 4, Funny

      xkcd has a better solution to your problem.

    10. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait for me! I'll bring extra ammo!
      I'm feeling better already.

    11. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah or fucking dogs

    12. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      trains ok. car alarms not ok. why must every car go beep beep beep to tell people it has an alarm when the owner pushest the button? wind and rain and creeky house, ok. neighbors talking outside at 1am, not ok. its disrespectfull why dont people get it?

    13. Re:My mood? by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Some people like feedback that they did, indeed, lock their car. Mine doesn't beep unless I press the lock button on the remote twice, but unless I hear it go I don't know whether it locked on the first press. Of course I live in an area where I could leave the car unlocked with a GPS or iPod in clear view and come back several hours later with it still there so it's mostly a non-issue, but the remote works so unreliably even at short distances that I wouldn't trust it having locked unless I actually hear the confirmation honk.

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    14. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must live in Colorado the law is the value of the stereo is inversely proportionate to the value of the car, and only 5KWs get to 10KWs will start talking.

    15. Re:My mood? by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm quite happy living in Texas 10 months out of the year. July and August can go to hell. I doubt it's about where you live more than it's about how you live. I'd rather live in a mansion with everything I've ever wanted in north Alaska than be a minimum wage cubicle jockey in Hawaii or Southern California.

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    16. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I spent a longer-than-is-healthy period of time trying to figure out to build a mostly safe EMP device to fry cars at stoplights with stereos that do that.

      Problem was that they all ended up using explosives and involved collateral damage. :(

    17. Re:My mood? by nametaken · · Score: 4, Funny

      Jesus. Sounds like you win the "most depressed" award in a thread about depression.

    18. Re:My mood? by MaWeiTao · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Having lived in a noisy, dense city in Asia I've found I prefer that environment over where I live now. But I realized there is a distinction. In the city there was a constant din of background noise so it was rare for individual sounds to really stand out.

      On the other hand, for years I lived in more of a semi-urban environment, I guess the best way to describe it is a border area between quieter suburbs and a busier, lower-income area. The noise was annoying as hell because it would be fairly quiet much of the time but then some inconsiderate ass would come along with a booming car sound system or start honking the horn at 3am because they're too lazy to get out of the car and ring a door bell.

      I live a few miles from that area. It's not quite like nicer, more rural suburbs but it definitely is much quieter than where I used to live. However, now any sound punctuates the silence far more dramatically and I have the misfortune of having college students as neighbors who like to come and go at 3am.

      Needless to say I am very sensitive to sound, and find myself longing for the constant din of a big city or the complete silence of the woods. One interesting I observed whenever I'd leave the country where I lived was how oppressive the silence and lack of movement seemed. I could feel it having a depressing affect on me until it subsided about a week or two later. I don't think I felt sensory overload going the other way, but every so often I was struck by how active things were and how overwhelming they could be.

      I suppose there were problems with that kind of life. But I found myself feeling far more inspired there in Asia than I do here. There was a lot to see, a lot going on and what I felt like attempts at creativity everywhere. A lot of it failed, but there was a lot less of the bland templates so prevalent in the US. I'm convinced if someone blind-folded you and dropped you in front of a shopping center virtually anywhere in the US you'd be hard-pressed to know where you were. But that starts getting into a whole other subject.

      I do find myself more depressed here and have regretted moving back. But I'm not sure how much of it is due to actually living here and how much is for more personal reasons.

    19. Re:My mood? by IKnwThePiecesFt · · Score: 1

      That's why my car flashes the hazards when I lock it. Visual confirmation without annoying everyone around.

    20. Re:My mood? by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      The remote central locking on my car makes a really loud *thunk* when it locks. There's that, and the fact that it's an IR remote so you have to be right next to the car for it to work, where you can see the door locks move to the locked position.

    21. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha

      I was boom boom booming on the way to work in Cambridge a few minutes ago. A good bass line is a beautiful thing, much more pleasant than noisy busses or motorcycles. And far nicer than the sound of retarded freedom haters, always shouting and screaming about why they should take other people's rights away.

    22. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not my deal, but I'm not sure if I'd mind if you'd do it though... what sound do you make while fucking these dogs?

    23. Re:My mood? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Yeah or fucking dogs

      Hey the dogs dont complain when you are having sex, why do you complain about them?

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    24. Re:My mood? by luftskibet · · Score: 1

      My people can be very noisy, especially after that bottle of clear stuff, which gets the blood flowing so nicely. Try that and it will feel like your engine is running properly again. As a bonus you have rejoined the civilization you so much crave for and it won't matter there are so few people surrounding you in comparison with Cairo (or basically any other place on Earth). Sparsely populated doesn't necessarily equal silent...

    25. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I'm quite happy living in Texas 10 months out of the year.

      I'm thinking that 10 must be binary.

    26. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your fucking rights stop where MY rights begin.

    27. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's totally true: I lived in Oklahoma for high school and college, and was pretty unhappy there. It was flat, windy, hot in the summers, cold in the winters, the very culture felt a little to repressive for me... then I graduated and moved to San Diego. I had never been happier. Though I was making quite a bit more, my standard of living was about the same due to increased cost of living. But it was wonderful. A mild climate, palm trees, beaches, ocean, more laid-back culture, more things to see and do... I was in paradise. Then the economy crashed last year right as I had made the decision to switch careers. So I ended up moving to Texas for work, as there was (and still is) nothing to find in southern California. But I'm back to being as unhappy as I was in Oklahoma, and long for the day I'll return to San Diego.

      Also, my best friend from high school (in Oklahoma) ended up moving to Hawaii after college, and he's been there a few years now and tells me he's never been happier and can't see himself moving back to the mainland, though he's not making as much money as he'd like over there.

    28. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a Saturn not a Chevy. And it only cost me $300.

    29. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As soon as I hear a fucking moron with 5000W of "rrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" noise next door, my blood pressure goes up.

      We got laws against noisy car exhausts but no laws against braindead, anti-social psychopaths who annoy everyone in a 3 miles radius with their miter saws cutting steel pipe in their garages at 7am.

      I'm getting my gun.

    30. Re:My mood? by neurovish · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Really? From Florida Statute 316.293:

      (2) OPERATING NOISE LIMITS.--No person shall operate or be permitted to operate a vehicle at any time or under any condition of roadway grade, load, acceleration, or deceleration in such a manner as to generate a sound level in excess of the following limit for the category of motor vehicle and applicable speed limit at a distance of 50 feet from the center of the lane of travel under measurement procedures established under subsection (3).

      (a) For motorcycles other than motor-driven cycles:
              Sound level limit
              Speed limit
      35 mph or less Speed limit
      over 35 mph
      Before January 1, 1979 82 dB A 86 dB A
      On or after January 1, 1979 78 dB A 82 dB A

      (b) For any motor vehicle with a GVWR or GCWR of 10,000 pounds or more:
              Sound level limit
              Speed limit
      35 mph or less Speed limit
      over 35 mph
      On or after January 1, 1975 86 dB A 90 dB A

      (c) For motor-driven cycles and any other motor vehicle not included in paragraph (a) or paragraph (b):
              Sound level limit
              Speed limit
      35 mph or less Speed limit
      over 35 mph
      Before January 1, 1979 76 dB A 82 dB A
      On or after January 1, 1979 72 dB A 79 dB A

      There is also

      (a) No person shall modify the exhaust system of a motor vehicle or any other noise-abatement device of a motor vehicle operated or to be operated upon the highways of this state in such a manner that the noise emitted by the motor vehicle is above that emitted by the vehicle as originally manufactured.

      These are of course rather spottily enforced, and if you looked at the statistics I'm sure you'd find a large number of import cars cited and a much smaller number of domestics and motorcycles.

    31. Re:My mood? by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      Exactly, and most don't have a chance for that in the area that TFA is talking about.

    32. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha

      And far nicer than the sound of retarded freedom haters, always shouting and screaming about why they should take other people's rights away.

      Retarded freedom haters? Your elective "right" to make noise (you certainly don't call that shit music, do you?) stops at my ears.

      Of course the fact that you're intentionally infringing on everybody else's right to be free of your noise is lost on you. You're pretty much a typical Gen Y moron.

      Thankfully where I work we're not hiring anybody under 30 due to the lack of maturity and work ethic, so you'll be marginalized even more so in the future. Friends at other employers say they're following suit. Sorry, we just can't support your self-centered stupidity any longer.

    33. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange: I have to keep turning up my car stereo to drown out the "boom-boom-boom" sound of the liquored-up hillbilly retard who keeps firing off his guns.

    34. Re:My mood? by Digi-John · · Score: 1
      I spent a longer-than-is-healthy period of time trying to figure out to build a mostly safe EMP device to fry cars at stoplights with stereos that do that.

      HERF gun.

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    35. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They aren't anti-social. They are extra social. They want attention, notice, admiration. That, my not-friend, is not anti-social. Anti-social is staying in your house most of the time because you despise the human race. Anti-social is discovering that you can't relax around idiots and everyone but you is an idiot. It's knowing that you hurt your so-called friends and most people who know think you're a jerk, but then that truly doesn't matter to you at all. It's sitting around a table with a bunch of rowdy people having fun but all you feel is alone, clinically detached, and faintly disgusted by their antics. So please don't lessen the plight of the truly anti-social afflicted by placing these rap-loving socialites under the same label, K?

    36. Re:My mood? by Dupedupeshakur · · Score: 1

      >"We got laws against noisy car exhausts..."

      Noisy exhausts save lives - do your part.

      ^ Citation Needed I'm tired of hearing the myth that loud exhaust save lives. Drawing all other drivers' attention to your vehicle is anything *but* safe for them. And if by "lives", you mean just of those who have loud exhaust... then consider this - you (and by extension those around you) are less able to hear *important* noises that signal danger (sirens, car horns). Driving defensively (and like you're invisible if you're a biker as I am) is a far safer and more practical solution for everyone.

      And people won't think you're a flaming jackass.

    37. Re:My mood? by fataugie · · Score: 1

      It's easy.

      If they don't care enough to fix thier exhaust (what are we talking? $100 at midas?), they sure as fuck don't care about running into you or sideswiping your car. Because when it's all said and done....how do you get blood out of a stone? Assuming they are carrying insurance, it's never the same after you've had your ride slammed into. And if they don't, then you get to pay (or your underinsured driver insurance does).

      And if your insurance kicks in becuase the twat doesn't have the $$$, then YOUR rates go up.

      Bonus.

      So...what have we learned?
      If you see some lowrider 80's peice of shit rolling towards you with no muffler....get the fuck out of the way.
      Drive on the sidewalk if you need to.

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    38. Re:My mood? by minion · · Score: 1

      I'm quite happy living in Texas 10 months out of the year. July and August can go to hell. I doubt it's about where you live more than it's about how you live. I'd rather live in a mansion with everything I've ever wanted in north Alaska than be a minimum wage cubicle jockey in Hawaii or Southern California.
       
      You may find out that money doesn't buy happiness if you ended up with that mansion in northern Alaska. And for now, living in Texas, you'll find that you're not happy while you dream of that mansion in Alaska.

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    39. Re:My mood? by phantomlord · · Score: 1

      I'm on the flip side... I grew up and live out in the sticks, just down the road from a dairy farm. I can hear the birds chirping right now. I find solace in the quiet and when I go hunting, I'm amazed as all my senses come alive, sitting there waiting for a deer to come along, listening to leaves fall (yeah, leaves actually make a lot of noise just falling off a tree), squirrels and chipmunks play, etc. The quiet makes me feel in tune with my surroundings.

      When I go to the city, all I hear is noise. My senses dull and I feel overloaded. I have a hard time not being able to hear things I'm used to hearing while at the same time, hearing a thousand fold more of those things at the same time. For example, out here, you hear a horn beep... in a traffic jam, you hear 100 horns going and its hard to single out any particular one and where it's coming from. It stresses me out and compels me to return to my natural quiet. I can't bear more than a few hours in a city and when I've tried to spend a night in one, I can't sleep because of the constant noise.

      I think it all comes down to a comfort zone with the surroundings we grew up in and the stark contrast to it when we find ourselves in different surroundings. Some people can adjust, others can't, but regardless, we all pine for mom's cooking as we get older.

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    40. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost regardless of what locations you pick, I'd rather make minimum wage than live in a mansion with everything I've ever wanted.

      Once you're there, where do you go? What do you do? If you're in a tough (but not impossible) situation, you automatically have direction.

      I'd especially hate to live in a mansion if I got it by any means other than my own sweat, blood, and tears. What a meaningless existence it must be to get a huge inheritance.

    41. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you told me that outside the intnernet, I'd show you where my neighbor lives, and let you have at it.

      Some quiet would be nice.

    42. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jesus christ that's not fing funny at all

    43. Re:My mood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've never been to the frozen-ass state of Alaska, have you?

  4. I live in the United States of America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    and I'm in a shitty mood. Whats your point?

    1. Re:I live in the United States of America... by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 3, Funny

      You have a point - I moved here recently and now I'm not just cranky, but I'm -paranoid- and cranky.

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    2. Re:I live in the United States of America... by Geminii · · Score: 1

      Nice to know the media is doing its job, then.

  5. Not that hard to find the actual paper by Eric+Smith · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's here.

    1. Re:Not that hard to find the actual paper by proctor · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's not it. That's an older article without the state breakdowns. I've not found a legal open link to this paper (about publicly funded research...mutter) but the site in which it resides is http://www.ajpm-online.net/

      The lead researcher is a Mathew M Zack, who is not listed in this older pdf.

      On the upside, I did find that the CDC makes the data on which this new paper is based freely available here: http://apps.nccd.cdc.gov/HRQOL/
      with a prettier but less depression specific version here:
      http://www.cdc.gov/hrqol/findings.htm

    2. Re:Not that hard to find the actual paper by Stile+65 · · Score: 1

      That paper's from 1997, and focuses on proximity to metro area, gender, race and education level, whereas the new one focuses on state of residency.

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    3. Re:Not that hard to find the actual paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geez, did you see the 4-digit ID? Leave him alone already, will you? Smile politely, get off his lawn, and don't come back unless you're fetching pancakes.

    4. Re:Not that hard to find the actual paper by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      That is the older half of a comparison of two studies, but thanks anyway.

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    5. Re:Not that hard to find the actual paper by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1
      Oops! Thanks for the clarification.

      (about publicly funded research...mutter)

      Indeed.

  6. My wife lives in the same place I do by syousef · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...not in post natal PMS Hells-ville, so I don't think the article quite holds.

    If you're reading this honey, just kidding! Love you! Let's go shopping for an eternity ring... ;-)

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    1. Re:My wife lives in the same place I do by Cytotoxic · · Score: 1

      After that post it looks like you might be shopping for a purity ring....

  7. Better Summary With Link to Orriginal Study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2009-04/ehs-wyl041209.php

  8. Hm, I dunno. by aztektum · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I moved FROM Wisconsin to Oregon 5 years ago and I have to say my life is far more diverse now, far more cheery. When I deal with people from "back home" they don't seem to be happy so much as living in willful ignorance.

    I guess what I'm saying is my anecdotal experience is that people in the "more depressed" regions are more aware of their true mood and perhaps answer more honestly because of it?

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    1. Re:Hm, I dunno. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I would say you're spot on. I lived in Illinois for a few years, and (Chicago excluded) the place is cultural desert full of boorish hicks who not only rarely leave the town they are born in, but are also proud of infrequently leaving the town they were born in. They tell themselves and their community reinforces that whatever their existence may be it's 'good enough'.

      However when you start looking at places with more education per capita and more cultural depth, people there are likely to be aware of the wider world and perhaps be annoyed with how little of it they may be financially empowered to see.

    2. Re:Hm, I dunno. by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That summarises my experience with many people in the US. They are convinced that their country, their way of doing things, their existence is the ultimate mode of being. Having come here from Australia, I can tell you that there is plenty of room for improvement; it seems that they believe they have/are the best of everything simply because they've never looked (let alone lived) outside of their own backyard.

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    3. Re:Hm, I dunno. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting.

      I grew up in Wisconsin and moved to Illinois. I'd agree that Wisconsinites live in willful ignorance (imagine my shock when a friend from the west coast said he could get snow anytime he wanted by going from the sunny valley into the mountains; it's sounds so good and yet downright wrong to have snow whenever you want that it sounds spoiled to me).

      However, Illinois, I think, may have the cognitive dissonance thing more so than Wisconsin. There are no hills here and few trees, rivers, and lakes. It's taken 13 years for me to enjoy the countryside, and that's probably from spending too much time in town.

      Wisconsin ain't the best, but it ain't the worst, either. :)

    4. Re:Hm, I dunno. by slashtivus · · Score: 1
      I also moved from WI to OR about 3 years ago. (I've lived in various places as well.) Personally, I honestly liked quite a few things about WI. (I'm from the Northwoods with lots of hills and lakes and open places).

      I simply got sick of the long freezing-cold winters.

    5. Re:Hm, I dunno. by Nutria · · Score: 1

      That summarises my experience with many people in the US. They are convinced that their country, their way of doing things, their existence is the ultimate mode of being.

      That's the standard belief of any (physically and economically) expanding civilization. But now that it has expanded as much as it can, it's slowly turning into Europe,,,

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    6. Re:Hm, I dunno. by MozeeToby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm originally from WI too and I'm going to have to disagree. Little known fact, WI has more golf courses than almost any other state, it has the largest water parks, and a ton of recreational lakes for fishing and/or skiing. Keep in mind that most of those activities can only be done for 4 or 5 months out of the year. Then there's all the winter activities for the rest of the year. People in WI just know how to get out and have fun.

      Oh... and WI is also the drunkest state per capita. That might have something to do with it too.

    7. Re:Hm, I dunno. by mls · · Score: 1

      Where in Wisconsin did you move from? From the Time article, it looks like mood is worse in SE Wisconsin (go figure) than the rest of the state.

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    8. Re:Hm, I dunno. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had a similar experience. I recently moved from Mississippi to Northern California and I'm a MUCH happier person.

    9. Re:Hm, I dunno. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      That summarises my experience with many people in the US. They are convinced that their country, their way of doing things, their existence is the ultimate mode of being. Having come here from Australia, I can tell you that there is plenty of room for improvement; it seems that they believe they have/are the best of everything simply because they've never looked (let alone lived) outside of their own backyard.

      The way you describe Americans sounds a lot like one of the Australians who posts here on Slashdot.

    10. Re:Hm, I dunno. by Malc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Have you considered that perhaps there's a difference between people who stay in one place all their lives, and those that migrate to somewhere else? I'd never go back to where I'm from, even though I know people who are happy there, and it's supposed to be one of the better parts of the country to live in. Except for the ones who've taken charge of their lives (a minority), they all seem to make mountains out of molehills over issues that I think are non-starters these days.

      As somebody's who taken charge of your life and moved somewhere else, you've already proven a different mindset to those back where you came from. Furthermore, you're probably meeting people more akin to your current mindset, so your world is already an easier or different place to cope with.

      There's something to be said for troubles being internal and relocating with you. But when you relocate, you have to build your life up again and sometimes you learn new behaviours or break out of bad habits or ruts. You're definitely more open to change when you move environments, which I think is key to a healthy life. Those who resist change or try to control it are doomed to struggle and perhaps unhappiness.

    11. Re:Hm, I dunno. by MiKM · · Score: 1

      What part of Wisconsin? Madison is a genuinely nice place to live. However, I wouldn't be surprised if the rural areas live in "willful ignorance".

    12. Re:Hm, I dunno. by chartreuse · · Score: 1

      The way you describe Americans sounds a lot like one of the Australians who posts here on Slashdot.

      The way he describes Australians sounds a lot like one of the Australians who posts here on Slashdot, too.

    13. Re:Hm, I dunno. by c_forq · · Score: 1

      There are actually more golf courses in Michigan, on the other side of the lake (at least public, maybe WI has MI beat if private are included). Michigan is also very high in the ski resorts, and has more registered snowmobiles than any other state. But my favorite stat is being second in amount of coastline (more than Florida!).

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    14. Re:Hm, I dunno. by aztektum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh totally I have. My family and many of my friends back home spend most of their time simply "going through the motions". Sure they will take a vaca to somewhere nice and sunny to relax, but that's once or twice every 5 years. I notice the same mentality with native Oregonians, they have blinders on, but the people that have moved here have been to many other places and are very aware of their attitudes, unlike where I came from where it's mostly lifers. Where I moved to in particular (Portland) has a lot of transplants and I noticed the correlation you mentioned a while ago.

      I think I see what you're saying, that it's not the place, but the person. I guess that would pretty much blow away the results of this study, right?

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    15. Re:Hm, I dunno. by xs650 · · Score: 1

      "Prideful ignorance" would be a better description

    16. Re:Hm, I dunno. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They are convinced that their country, their way of doing things, their existence is the ultimate mode of being.

      No. The data suggests that some people are more "convinced" and others less "convinced". Upon discovering such a disperity one generally attempts to, aside from confirming the results, explain it. As such, it suggests against everybody thinking theirs is the "ultimate mode".

    17. Re:Hm, I dunno. by ameyer17 · · Score: 1

      To be fair, not the entire state is flat and boring. South of I70 or so, it's not *that* flat and there are actually trees, rivers, and lakes.

    18. Re:Hm, I dunno. by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Living in China as I do, the Chinese think the exact same thing. Although it's pretty telling that you only thought to criticize Americans: the worst, stupidest people in the world. Heck, I'm sure you could find people from Bangladesh who think that their country is the best...but no that would be racist, instead let's single the Americans out for criticism once again.

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    19. Re:Hm, I dunno. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's true no matter where you go, actually.

      I'm German, and I've travelled to 17 countries so far; I speak three languages, and have at least gotten my feet wet in three more, and all of this has not only broadened my horizon, it's also shown me that I didn't even realise my horizon was limited before.

      Of course, the USA often seems to pride itself on being particularly insular, strangely enough, but even though not having travelled to other countries or being able to speak any foreign languages seems to be (even) more prevalent there, the effect is the same everywhere, and narrow-mindedness (that people often usually don't even realise exists) is all too common in just about any country. (Although I'll also say that it seems to become more prevalent the larger a country is, which might be one reason why the USA in particular are suffering from this a lot.)

    20. Re:Hm, I dunno. by Bayoudegradeable · · Score: 4, Insightful

      SO TRUE. How many Americans have lived somewhere else? How do they know they are #1 at everything? Seriously, what does it mean to be a "proud American" if the only thing many (not all) Americans did was frickin' show up in the delivery room? Where is the achievement to cause pride? Immigrants that bust their ass and EARN citzenship; they have much to be proud of.

      That said. I agree with what many have said, "No shit!" Live in area with boom-boom cars, crack and meth problems, murder rates through the roof, recovering from a hurricane or two, broken public education system, corrupt politicians... yeah, that SHOULD affect your mood. When I lived in a medium Japanese city on the Sea of Japan at the foot of the Tateyama Range I had the best two years of my life. One of the greatest joys was not being worried about being car-jacked, mugged or hit up for spare change from the omnipresent crack-heads of the city where I live. Go figure, improve scenery, safety and quality of life and mood goes up, too. Mod researchers +5 Duh.

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    21. Re:Hm, I dunno. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How many Americans have lived somewhere else?

      How many people have? It's fun to pick on Americans (they love it really...) but how many non-American do you know who have lived abroad? I've probably spent more time in different countries than a lot of my contemporaries - and even then I've missed out about half of the continents - but the longest I've spent living in a different country was a few months.

      Seriously, what does it mean to be a "proud American" if the only thing many (not all) Americans did was frickin' show up in the delivery room?

      This is something that bugs me about people all over the world, not just Americans. You have no right whatsoever to be proud of the fact that you happened to be born in a particular country - if it's really so great then you should be humbled because it means that you had a lot of advantages that other people lacked. You do, however, have a right to be proud of how you have helped improve your country. By saying that it is perfect already, you immediately deny yourself the chance to be part of improving it.

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    22. Re:Hm, I dunno. by socrplayr813 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would say it's not so much about size as it is about access. US Americans can't easily travel to other countries. That means your average Joe off the street has no need for a foreign language in his daily life and his exposure to foreign cultures will be extremely limited. It's unfortunate, but there's not much that can be done about it.

      That said, the US has developed distinct cultures within its borders that are likely not obvious to the rest of the world. Though they all speak (more or less) the same language, their values and priorities can be as different as any two countries in Europe or Asia.

      Whether you buy what I said or not, I would hardly call it suffering. It's just different from what you know.

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    23. Re:Hm, I dunno. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd have to say I'm on the flip side of the coin. I've lived where I am the majority of my life, yet I've traveled to every region in the US. I consider other places nice to visit, but most of them I would hate to live in for various reasons. Some are just too pricy, some have far too much traffic and overpopulated insanity, others just have crappy weather and nothing to do.

    24. Re:Hm, I dunno. by not+already+in+use · · Score: 1

      The funny thing about Wisconsin is it is very blue collar and conservative in large part... and then you have Madison, considered to be one of the most liberal cities in the country.

      I take it you weren't from Madison.

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    25. Re:Hm, I dunno. by daisybelle · · Score: 1

      How many Americans have lived somewhere else?

      How many people have?

      Well, here in Iceland, it's pretty hard to find *anyone* who has *never* lived overseas. Uni, work, extended visits with family and friends... So, yeah, depends on where you look.

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    26. Re:Hm, I dunno. by Fallingcow · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would say it's not so much about size as it is about access. US Americans can't easily travel to other countries. That means your average Joe off the street has no need for a foreign language in his daily life and his exposure to foreign cultures will be extremely limited. It's unfortunate, but there's not much that can be done about it.

      Not to mention that it's about a bazillion times harder to learn a language without hearing it spoken by and/or conversing with a native speaker at least every now and then. For a big chunk of the U.S., that means your only real option is the Mexican flavor of Spanish.

    27. Re:Hm, I dunno. by fafaforza · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Americans can't drive a few hundred miles and end up in France or Spain, then learn the local dialect because it's fun and helps. Some states have closer access to Mexico. Some can go to French Canada. But even then, English is frequently spoken.

      We go to other states the way European go to other countries. It is dictated by the geography and the borders to a large degree. A trip to Europe is expensive and a substantial undertaking.

    28. Re:Hm, I dunno. by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      This is something that bugs me about people all over the world, not just Americans. You have no right whatsoever to be proud of the fact that you happened to be born in a particular country - if it's really so great then you should be humbled because it means that you had a lot of advantages that other people lacked. You do, however, have a right to be proud of how you have helped improve your country. By saying that it is perfect already, you immediately deny yourself the chance to be part of improving it.

      Did it ever occur to you that what *most* people mean by "proud to be an American" is that they're proud of their country and fellow citizens, not proud of themselves, per se?
      I think there's a fine semantic distinction at work here, but what most of those patriot types are saying (I believe) is that they're proud of their nation's history, and proud of the men (and women) who forged it's creation, those who made it even greater, and those who fought to keep it the way it is. I really don't think they're saying they're proud of themselves for merely being born. They are, in fact, saying they consider themselves very lucky to have been born in the US. There's a actually a touch of humility in what they say.
      Now, there might be some loud mouthed bozos who really think they're the shit merely for being born in the US, but I don't think they're the majority of people who say "proud to be an American" - particularly among the older citizens.
      I sincerely hope no one thinks their country is perfect, though, there is no such thing.

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    29. Re:Hm, I dunno. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up. Total sense there.

    30. Re:Hm, I dunno. by mrmaster · · Score: 1

      hehe, same here. Moved FROM Wisconsin (to austin)...I am so very laid back now and a ton happier. 2.5 years later and still no regrets.

    31. Re:Hm, I dunno. by bitrex · · Score: 1

      I'd certainly like to visit Germany, Russia, The UK, any number of other countries. The problem is that living in the United States, going to Germany for say, only two weeks (and attempting to be as frugal as possible) would probably cost a quarter of my annual income. Europeans can probably get a Eurorail pass for a hundred dollars equivalent or so and hit up 17 countries with their own languages and culture in a weekend, if they were so inclined. I think you're correct though in pointing out that larger countries tend to be more insular - in the United States you can drive the equivalent distance from Paris to Moscow from say, New York to Portland and when you arrive at your destination everything appears precisely the same as the place you left - right down to the arrangement of the aisles at the local Home Depot. No wonder people think that "This is the way it is, and the way it always has been."

    32. Re:Hm, I dunno. by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      That's because I don't live in China. I'm sure if I had more experience with Chinese, I would have an opinion about them. I don't recall calling Americans worst or stupid, though... hang on, let me check my post... nope, didn't say that.

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  9. Social Science by fermion · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This is what fun about some reports on science. Given a set of data, one can always rank the data a state a conclusion even if there is no support for the data. This reminds of ads for safe cigarettes in which one cigarette had the least of certain substances.

    Then we get to that ambiguous science, social science, where measurements are never what they seen. In this case there were no measurements, merely self reported data. This is not like an obesity survey in which on can measure a weight, a height, a gender, etc, and use a well know, if controversial, metric to determine a rate of obesity. No, in this case people self reported their state of happiness.

    WebMD> which has a report with a list of states clearly indicates the problem with this strategy. The listed quote Participants were asked by phone how many of the previous 30 days their mental health -- including stress, depression, and emotional problems -- was "not good.", clearly indicates the issue.

    Imagine being asked "do you feel sad" and you live in Hawaii. Is the peer pressure to say yes or no? If you live in a state that is portrayed negatively in the media, and is always compared negatively with such wonderful places such as Hawaii, is there any incentive to say no. You live in a depressing place, you are told, so you have a right to be depressed.

    This of course is why social science is called fake. I am sure the actual report has all the proper caveats, and the report is useful in terms of it indicates where the US might put services to help depressed people, but taking it too seriously, in my mind, would be a mistake. OTOH, I could see using it start a PSA campaign in Hawaii to help people who are depressed, but don't feel empowered to get help.

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    1. Re:Social Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that social science is pretty fuzzy, and that it's difficult to directly measure happiness. And I agree that it's important to understand what you're measuring.

      But if the study has valid statistics that indicate that people in Hawaii are more likely to say that they are happy then it is telling us something about people's behavior -- either people in Hawaii are really happier in an absolute sense, that people in Hawaii have different standards for what they consider happy, or that people in Hawaii are more likely to lie about being happy. I think you could even argue that, from a social standpoint, those three options are functionally equivalent.

    2. Re:Social Science by Brewmeister_Z · · Score: 1

      There are many other factors that can be worked in with the polling to give more insight into the reasons for one place having more depression than another.

      Hawaii being lower is understandable without much explaining. However, the other states (I live in South Dakota) may have advantages when cost of living and city size is considered. Keeping that extra cash for fun things will help the mood and less time commuting and dealing with traffic is a plus too.

      I would be interested to see this data in relation to cost of living to income ratio and population density.

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    3. Re:Social Science by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      why is kentucky supposed to be more depressing than hawaii? please tell me because i do not live in the us and am curious.

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    4. Re:Social Science by rve · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because it's land locked!

      How could anyone possibly be happy more than an hour's drive away from the sea?

    5. Re:Social Science by rve · · Score: 1

      Imagine being asked "do you feel sad" and you live in Hawaii. Is the peer pressure to say yes or no? If you live in a state that is portrayed negatively in the media, and is always compared negatively with such wonderful places such as Hawaii, is there any incentive to say no. You live in a depressing place, you are told, so you have a right to be depressed.

      Interesting. I currently live in a western European country that's consistently ranked near the top of the world in any happiness related poll.

      Why? Once you've mastered their ridiculous language, are able to read their papers, and they occasionally forget you are an outsider, you discover that they actually hate absolutely everyone and everything; that they are the most miserable and depressed culture ever to have walked the earth.

      Then why do they consistently rank near the top in such polls? There is an overpowering, crushing social pressure in this culture to keep up the appearance that everything about this place is the best the world has to offer, and if you can't even be ecstatically happy here, there is no hope for you.

    6. Re:Social Science by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      Because it's land locked!

      How could anyone possibly be happy more than an hour's drive away from the sea?

      and i thought they would be happier due to kfc.

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    7. Re:Social Science by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I currently live in a western European country that's consistently ranked near the top of the world in any happiness related poll.
      Why? Once you've mastered their ridiculous language, are able to read their papers, and they occasionally forget you are an outsider, you discover that they actually hate absolutely everyone and everything; that they are the most miserable and depressed culture ever to have walked the earth.
      Then why do they consistently rank near the top in such polls? There is an overpowering, crushing social pressure in this culture to keep up the appearance that everything about this place is the best the world has to offer, and if you can't even be ecstatically happy here, there is no hope for you.

      Please enlighten us. Do you refer to Finland or to Sweden?
      I'm betting on Finland (where I live), because the Swedes enthusiastically broadcast their misery to anyone who comes within range.

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    8. Re:Social Science by drsquare · · Score: 1

      People who hate the sea and everything in it.

    9. Re:Social Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, getting back about $1.5 from the federal government for every $1 paid results in lots of extra cash. The poor states that subsidize this by actually doing work will, of course, be less happy. I think we have solved the puzzle!

    10. Re:Social Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you miss the part of the report where, apart from Hawaii, the happiest area in the US is a swath running through Iowa, Kansas, Minnesota, Wisconsin, and the Dakotas -- with no one that happy on either seaboard?

  10. Dear Kentuckians, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would advise you to read the uplifting comments posted in this thread by Hawaiians, but as they're all outdoors living wonderful lives on the beaches, I am sorry to inform you that the only comments you'll be finding in this thread are from depressed individuals such as yourself. :'(

  11. Wow... what an insightful analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Way to ommit what happened in the intervening years between the two surveys.

    So people were happier before the 2 wars, 9/11, and dot-com bubble bursting than after 9/11, Iraq & Afghanistan, & 5 years of Bush deviciveness. What a shocker. Let me guess, these numbers are further down in surveys taken between 2H'08 & now (particularly in places like NY, Detroit, etc).

  12. In a van down by the River? by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 1

    These things happen... when your living in a van down by the river!

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    2. Re:In a van down by the River? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for that clip. One of my faves. Always make me laugh and then it makes me want to cry. Both so funny and both taken from us much too soon.

  13. Sunlight? by momerath2003 · · Score: 1

    A big factor in emotion is the amount of sunlight you receive daily -- Seasonal Affective Disorder affects people up north a lot more than it does down south, for sure. I used to live in Texas, a full ten degrees of latitude further south than my current residence in Michigan. There is a lot more sunlight in the winter down there than up here. (It doesn't help that it's alway cloudy here, too.)

    I have to fight to make it through the long, dark winter.

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    1. Re:Sunlight? by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      And how much sunlight do you think Wisconsin gets?

      Did you even read the fucking summary?!

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    2. Re:Sunlight? by frankgod · · Score: 1

      I have SAD and am much happier now that I have moved somewhere sunnier. That's why it's surprising to see that the upper midwest does so well. I'd be miserable most of the year there.

    3. Re:Sunlight? by Malc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Exercise too. I moved from Denver (300+ days of sunshine per year) to just up the road from you in London. I think the first winter we had three months of grey overcast skies, which I found very tough. The second winter was still, but not so bad. Then I moved a little further up to Toronto which wasn't as grey. I've always found the winters there far easier though, which I think is more to do with me cycling and running all year around. If you get out in the winter properly, the winter isn't as bad. And those occasional days of low wind but brilliant sunshine when you can run by the lake with light reflecting of white snow and blue water, in light clothing even if it's below -10, are really really uplifting.

    4. Re:Sunlight? by momerath2003 · · Score: 1

      There's obviously more than one factor that goes into the mood-location correlation. Sunlight is one such factor.

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  14. Does it affect my mood? Hmm, you tell me. by Huntr · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I live in Florida and this place F'ing sucks.

    1. Re:Does it affect my mood? Hmm, you tell me. by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I live in north Florida & would rather live here than any of the other states I've traveled to. It's relaxed, traffic is nothing compared to say, Dallas or Atlanta, cost of living is pretty low, the weather is nice ~85% of the time & for the most part the other inhabitants are friendly.

      Really the only things I hate about where I'm at are the mosquitos & yellowflies during the spring & summer.

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  15. Sounds about right by dave562 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I live in Southern California. A few years ago I went to stay with some family in Milwaukee. I was there for about a week and one of the things that I noticed was how much more relaxed everyone was. The pace of life was really different. People seemed to take their time getting places and nobody really seemed to be in a big hurry to get anywhere. When waiting in line at places, there wasn't an urgency to get to the front. People took the time to talk to each other. It seemed like for the most part nobody had anything else better to do, and they were all living in the moment.

    I had an interesting experience when I got back to LA. After I got off of the plane, I was walking through the airport at Wisconson speed and seemed like people were hurrying by me. None the less, my mind was still in vacation mode and I was enjoying the tranquil feeling that was still with me. I got my car out of the parking lot and proceeded to drive home. As soon as I had to merge onto the freeway, I felt the rush of the rest of the world catch up with me. All of a sudden my brain kicked into high gear. It was like a survival mechanism. There was no way I could deal with the 405 freeway while in the Wisconson mindset.

    Conversely, I know people who have grown up in Southern California who then leave and hate where they end up. Almost universally, those who leave and miss California all say almost the same thing. "Everything here is too slow. There isn't enough to do." Personally, I can't wait to get out of here. I think the pace of life here sucks.

    1. Re:Sounds about right by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      I hate to say this, because we're full already, but you'd probably like Seattle. It's laid-back without being stultifying. We have most of the intellectual and cultural amenities you'd find in the LA area, but everybody drives like they're on the way to a tax audit.

    2. Re:Sounds about right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are going to leave, try Boise Idaho. Laid back pace with a decent city center and a lot of outdoor activities.

    3. Re:Sounds about right by wanker256 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I remember you now. You were that slowpoke inching along at a snail's pace near baggage check 2. And sure enough, I got the luck to get stuck behind you on the 405. I almost broke my horn before you moved over to the right. Don't hesitate to move to Wisconson or whatever backwoods state you settle on. And pick up the pace while you're at it so that the door won't hit you on the ass on the way out.

    4. Re:Sounds about right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's where the entire branch of statistics comes in. Among other things, it can (appropriately applied) tell you whether the degree of chance that the results you are seeing are occuring randomly or if there is some real effect... study up a bit on it, very interesting field. Of course it can be abused, but almost all modern experimental science relies on it, so it can be used for good too, it's up to you to decide which it is...

    5. Re:Sounds about right by Ninjaesque+One · · Score: 1

      Los Angeles is not all of Southern California.

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    6. Re:Sounds about right by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      I can't believe that in talking about LA vs. Seattle you'd negatively portray Seattle drivers. Seattle drivers are more hardcore than probably everybody else for a few hundred miles, but no way are they hardercore than LA drivers. Jesus. I'm a 3rd generation Seattle native and weave through heavy traffic at 70 mph with the best of them, but when I go down to LA I'm scared. They do 80+ and change lanes without signaling.

      And you're right. Seattle is full. No more Californians. Ever.

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    7. Re:Sounds about right by rm999 · · Score: 1

      You need to discover San Diego :)

    8. Re:Sounds about right by doktor-hladnjak · · Score: 2, Funny

      As somebody who grew up and learned to drive in southern California but who now lives in Seattle, this is the best depiction I've ever seen of how people drive in Seattle. Still, one of the best things about Seattle compared to LA is that you at least can live a life without being completely dependent on your car.

    9. Re:Sounds about right by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      I probably wasn't clear enough: "Driving like they're on their way to a tax audit" means "No, no, I'm not in a hurry, you go first."

    10. Re:Sounds about right by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      That sounds more like northern suburbs driving, like Edmonds.

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    11. Re:Sounds about right by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      As funny and true as that representation is of Ballard, it doesn't scale to the rest of Seattle. My parents grew up in Ballard, and it is (or was) pretty much its own self-contained little world. Of course you're looking at things with SoCal eyes, so compared to the death race driving down there, it might seem like all of Seattle drives at 7 mph.

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    12. Re:Sounds about right by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      I moved to Southern California a few months ago, from Western New York, for grad school. I noticed exactly the same things you did.

      However... I haven't changed my behavior much. I don't drive slow (I didn't in New York either) but I don't drive crazily, like most do here. I leave a huge space in front of me so that other people can get in and out of the lane they need, or can pass me if they want.

      Sometimes, yes, the driving behavior of others forces me to drive more crazily in order to not cause problems. But in general, I've found that no one minds if you just go your own pace while driving. Again, I don't mean necessarily driving slowly - just not erratically or without paying attention. Also, I use my turn signals properly, and surprisingly a lot of the time people will actually let me in.

      It's much more relaxed back home, yes - but if you don't let the behavior of others infect you, you can still be relaxed here, while enjoying the benefits of living in a place like this. And, if I'm driving with people who are from here, they immediately notice my more relaxed driving style and several people have commented on it. Whether that influenced them to drive less crazily I don't know, but it's a start :)

      Other people can't just be ignored, obviously - you have to drive defensively. It's even worse if you try to ride a bike - I commute by bike as often as I can, and it's scary, no matter what time of day.

      Anyway - the problem is the "survival mechanism" you described. It's a positive feedback cycle that only makes the driving worse. It doesn't have to be like that. Next time you get on the freeway, allow yourself to be a little relaxed (as much as is safe and practical, obviously). You may notice that driving here is not that bad, and that the effect will rub off on most drivers around you (and they will at least greatly appreciate you letting them pass - I'm disgusted often at people who actively prevent others from merging).

    13. Re:Sounds about right by pegdhcp · · Score: 1

      They do 80+ and change lanes without signaling.

      Police would not even blink for this "style" here, in Istanbul, as long as you do not use emergency lane... I assume that 80+ is in mph BTW. If it is in km/h you would listen horns blown at you for slowing down regular traffic...

    14. Re:Sounds about right by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Everything in the US is still mph. The speed doesn't bother me, I've done my share of 80+ driving when traffic is light, but when every lane is full and you get cut off three feet away with no signal, all the time, that's too much.

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    15. Re:Sounds about right by icebrain · · Score: 2, Informative

      They do 80+ and change lanes without signaling

      Sounds just like Atlanta. If you're not doing at least 15 over, your life is in danger. I don't think cars even come with turn signals down here. 80+ on 285 or the connector is common.

      Note to the yankees in Atlanta: If it snows (which does happen occasionally), just stay home. I know that you know how to drive in feet of snow, but nobody else here can even handle half an inch. You'll just get hit. And watch out when it rains, too--a single drop, and everything goest to hell.

      Go down to Savannah, and they aren't nearly as aggressive--but they often drive very slow, and don't know how to deal with traffic, either. Get a line of five or six cars, and everyone suddenly forgets how to drive.

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    16. Re:Sounds about right by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      Odd. I thought LA was supposed to be a laid back.

    17. Re:Sounds about right by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Not all of SoCal is LA. There are quieter places with less pollution and a normal pace of life. Actually I think most of SoCal outside LA is quite normal, OC and San Diego for example.

    18. Re:Sounds about right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I grew up in Southern California (21+ years). The amount of money it would take to get me to move back there has at least 6 zeros before the decimal point. The odd thing is, I'm in a similiar metro area on the East Coast, and I'm much happier here. Maybe it's the Southern influence.

      I go back to LA to see relatives, and I like it for about 48-72 hrs...until I start to pick up on all the things that drove me nuts right before I left, which haven't improved in the 25 years since...

    19. Re:Sounds about right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a Canadian who lives in SoCal now - I have a similar yet opposite experience - canada is slow, conservative, and rainy. SoCal is fast, liberal, and sunny. I thrive on the latter and get depressed and 'drawn down' in the former. Different strokes...

    20. Re:Sounds about right by mrmaster · · Score: 1

      You sure you were in Milwaukee or maybe you have never been to the south? I lived there 7 years and still go back to visit the fiancee and my friends every few months. I can assure you the slow traveling is due to anal cops and most everyone else being drunk or still hungover or just plain OLD people.

    21. Re:Sounds about right by dave562 · · Score: 1

      I'm going to end up in Portland Oregon. My grand parents moved there right after the war and I have a lot of family in the area. The last time I went up there to visit I decided that I wanted to live there full time.

    22. Re:Sounds about right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once dated a girl from LA and after that experience I'd have to say the people of LA's pace of life is definitely a lot faster.
      This girl lived fast and grew up fast. It was literally like her concept of time was x2 compared to mine. In one instance where I had supposedly "ignored" her phone call when I had taken a nap with my phone on silent. I awoke to 10 missed calls and 4 voicemails of her wondering why I wouldn't answer, the next two were her breaking up with me, and the last of her crying to take her back.
      wtf?
      Needles to say it didn't last long.
      Even though she was 18 and I was 21, she was too old for me.
      Sheesh...

    23. Re:Sounds about right by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      OK. Quit making things up. Everyone knows that the 405 never goes faster than about 5 mph. Especially at rush hour.

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    24. Re:Sounds about right by Geminii · · Score: 1
      It'd be nice to be able to get the best of both worlds. To be able to relax on the beach or at the park, while still being able to go shopping at 3am and not have to stand in line for two hours to get service anywhere.

      There's a real difference between taking time to enjoy something and being forced to spend time doing things which in other places could be done without the delays.

  16. Just one state down makes a difference by Sowelu · · Score: 1

    I moved from Seattle to Portland. One of my reasons was the better weather. People in Oregon laugh, but the weather really IS better than in Seattle; as a result, winters down here are a lot more tolerable than they ever were back home. Still waiting to see if that's going to last, but so far it's made a huge impact on my life.

    1. Re:Just one state down makes a difference by chartreuse · · Score: 1

      Wasn't it warmer up in Seattle than in Portland this year? It certainly was prolonged -- there was a small bit of snow just last week.

    2. Re:Just one state down makes a difference by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      It snows a lot more in Portland. Seattle doesn't get as much as often because of the effect Puget Sound has on temperatures. The Columbia River doesn't exert nearly as much influence and Portland is fairly significantly inland. So I don't know what he's smoking, but in Portland it's probably meth or weed.

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    3. Re:Just one state down makes a difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I moved from Canada (Quebec City) to Seattle. One of my reasons was the better weather. People in Washington state laugh, but the weather really IS better than in Quebec; as a result, winters down here are a lot more tolerable than they ever were back home. Still waiting to see if that's going to last, but so far it's made a huge impact on my life.

      =D

    4. Re:Just one state down makes a difference by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      So I don't know what he's smoking, but in Portland it's probably meth or weed.

      Yeah, but you could say that of just about anyplace - crack is soooo late 80's.

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  17. Dakotas? by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

    I lived in North Dakota, it did not make me happy.

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    1. Re:Dakotas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I spent a week there one day

    2. Re:Dakotas? by troll8901 · · Score: 1

      Of course, what with all the eels from South Dakota that have spread here.

    3. Re:Dakotas? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      I spent a month in Salt Lake once - it was the longest ten years of my life.

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  18. Man, does it ever.... by lenova · · Score: 1

    I can attest to this. I've lived in Vancouver most of my life, and while I love this city, my personality shifts completley downwards during the fall & winter here (my doctor reckons it's S.A.D.).

    I spent a year living in Australia, and talk about night and day.... a year whole spent feeling upbeat and positive. Then straight back to the same old ways when moving back to Van.

    It's a shame, because I'm seriously considering permanently moving to a warmer/brighter climate next year, leaving behind the friends and family. It seems like a huge sacrifice, but man, I just can't hack these winters anymore.

    1. Re:Man, does it ever.... by frankgod · · Score: 1

      You probably have SAD. I have it real bad and I am greatly enjoying my sunnier new home. There are some things you can do to fight it but moving is by far the best solution.

  19. If you can drink tap water and breath the air... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Say shhhhhh......

  20. Missing from survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm from the Internet. How do I fare in this survey?

  21. U.S. map is so tiny! by antdude · · Score: 1

    Is there a bigger one? It is making me sad (from CA). :P

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  22. big map? by cool_arrow · · Score: 1

    Anyone have a link to the alleged cdc map? Took a quick look at the cdc site and don't see anything. Time magazine map is too small to see individual counties.

  23. Parents' basement by line-bundle · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you live in your parents's basement you will have a crappy mood.

    1. Re:Parents' basement by cool_arrow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What if you live there for free and your mom gives you money for beer?

  24. Seattle - Home of Depression by NaNO2x · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am from Seattle and it is common knowledge here that weather has a relation to feelings. At one point the city was #1 for depression and it has been shown that this is because of the constant overcast weather. People have taken to sticking their heads in light boxes to relieve the depression.

    Anyway, the point of all this is that the article was poorly written and is common sense. Also, it is sunny in Seattle right now and there are probably people who still have their head in a box.

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    1. Re:Seattle - Home of Depression by djconrad · · Score: 0

      I am from Seattle, living on Southern California now, and I can't wait to get back to a place where, if the sun isn't in the process of slowly roasting you, there are actual fucking fires doing the job. Not to mention, the beer here sucks. I'm a 3rd generation Seattle native; I've been bred to the rain. SAD doesn't phase me. Wanna trade places?

    2. Re:Seattle - Home of Depression by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      You're a 3rd gen too? I prefer overcast to any other weather. All the people from out of state (which seems like most people these days) think that's weird. I could never, ever live in SoCal. Between the heat, glare, smog, shallow people, political stupidity, higher crime rate, reckless driving, and the only place with worse traffic than Seattle etc. it would drive me insane.

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    3. Re:Seattle - Home of Depression by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      I live in Seattle (well, eastside anyway) but grew up in Phoenix. The clouds and the rain don't bother me. Maybe it's still a novelty for me, but I don't see my views on it changing anytime soon. Granted, I didn't mind the heat in Phoenix , nor the humidity in Houston. So maybe I'm just weird in that I don't put too much stock in weather. In either case, I like Seattle.

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  25. The trickle down theory by debrain · · Score: 1

    Climate impacts mood, mood impacts culture, culture impacts economics.

    That this isn't a universally known theory causes some concern.

    1. Re:The trickle down theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that you manage to live in our society also causes me some concern.

    2. Re:The trickle down theory by Inominate · · Score: 1

      Except TFA lists Minnesota, Wisconsin, and the Dakotas as being ranked close to Hawaii.

      I'd suspect that the local industries are the prime factor behind these statistics.

    3. Re:The trickle down theory by Knara · · Score: 1

      Having grown up in MN, I can tell you the main reason that MN is happier is due to the gloriously high beer to life ratio.

  26. So life in detroit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does, in fact, suck.
    Suck the life and will to live right out of you, in fact. ...

    We needed a scientific study for this? How about an episode of COPS instead?

  27. Midwestern depression by frankgod · · Score: 1

    I grew up in southern Ohio and moved to the west coast. When I first got here I was really surprised how friendly everyone is. Appalachian people are generally pretty tough to get along with.

    1. Re:Midwestern depression by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Appalachian people are generally pretty tough to get along with.

      Yeah, they tend to be rather closed minded and isolationist. Out of curiosity, what part of Southern Ohio were you from? (I'm here myself at the moment)

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  28. From "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance": by weston · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Lonely people back in town. I saw it in the supermarket and at the Laundromat and when we checked out from the motel. These pickup campers through the redwoods, full of lonely retired people looking at trees on their way to look at the ocean. You catch it in the first fraction of a glance from a new face...that searching look...then it's gone.

    We see much more of this loneliness now. It's paradoxical that where people are the most closely crowded, in the big coastal cities in the East and West, the loneliness is the greatest. Back where people were so spread out in western Oregon and Idaho and Montana and the Dakotas you'd think the loneliness would have been greater, but we didn't see it so much.

    The explanation, I suppose, is that the physical distance between people has nothing to do with loneliness. It's psychic distance, and in Montana and Idaho the physical distances are big but the psychic distances between people are small, and here it's reversed.

    It's the primary America we're in. It hit the night before last in Prineville Junction and it's been with us ever since. There's this primary America of freeways and jet flights and TV and movie spectaculars. And people caught up in this primary America seem to go through huge portions of their lives without much consciousness of what's immediately around them. The media have convinced them that what's right around them is unimportant. And that's why they're lonely. You see it in their faces. First the little flicker of searching, and then when they look at you, you're just a kind of an object. You don't count. You're not what they're looking for. You're not on TV.

    But in the secondary America we've been through, of back roads, and Chinaman's ditches, and Appaloosa horses, and sweeping mountain ranges, and meditative thoughts, and kids with pinecones and bumblebees and open sky above us mile after mile after mile, all through that, what was real, what was around us dominated. And so there wasn't much feeling of loneliness. That's the way it must have been a hundred or two hundred years ago. Hardly any people and hardly any loneliness. I'm undoubtedly over-generalizing, but if the proper qualifications were introduced it would be true..."

  29. RELOCATION IS NOT CAUSATION - N/T by mfnickster · · Score: 1

    ...this space unintentionally left unblank...

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  30. Maybe the mood has something to with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...income, wealth etc. stupid?

  31. Looks aren't everything by rob1980 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Appalachian Mountains may look pretty, but a large survey from the Centers for Disease Control found those who live around them tend to be more prone to emotional problems.

    Looks aren't everything. You know why Nebraska is the happiest state? It isn't because you can throw a rock and hit an ear of corn, or drive outside of the Omaha/Lincoln areas and see nothing but flat fields for miles on end. This place is uglier than sin for the most part (save for a few choice spots like the Black Elk-Neihardt Park on top of the hill in Blair, for example), and the weather ranges from stupidly hot in July to inhospitably cold in January.

    But you know what? The economy is stable. Nobody's given up their football tickets. Companies are gonna need call centers. It doesn't cost an arm and a leg to live in the city. The most crime-ridden spots in Omaha are a fucking day care center compared to other cities. It doesn't surprise me at all when TFA says that Midwestern states are ranked up there with Hawaii.

    1. Re:Looks aren't everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having lived in both types of topography (flat lands and now mountains & valleys), I can tell you there seems to be a correlation between seeing what's coming in the way of weather and happiness / comfort level. Additionally, I believe it's widely known that, the more sun one gets, the better the mood. Live in the narrow valley and you'll see distinctly less sunlight at both ends of the day. Some folks in Appalachia actually get direct sunlight for as little as a few hours a day.

    2. Re:Looks aren't everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought I was dead... turns out I was just in Nebraska.

    3. Re:Looks aren't everything by ChinaLumberjack · · Score: 0

      Personally, I prefer seeing skyscrapers and pavement which stretches to the horizon.

  32. My mood... by Khan · · Score: 1

    ...is a result of my wifes bitchy mood swings and my damn kids. Other than that, I'm LIVING THE DREAM, BABY! ;-)

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  33. Yeah, I think so. by Jorophose · · Score: 1

    Winter here is extremely cold and summer extremely hot.

    What I've noticed is that summer just feels unbearable some years (temperature doesn't always matter) and it makes me so much more agitated, and tires me out a lot faster. Right now it's 14C in the afternoon outside and I'm having trouble keeping cool, and it just makes me angrier for some reason.

  34. Re:Widely known in another context by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Global climate warming changes mood to fearful. Fearful mood generates its own cult culture. Cult culture forces large expenditures of money for little gain. Everybody knows this.

  35. How living in Portland affects your mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Three R's of Portland
    or
    Why Portland Sucks

    "Latte Town" was coined a few years back and is the most appropriate term for the City of Portland that I have ever heard. A Latte town consists of mostly white, educated baby boomers and young single people. The inhabitants of the town are usually newcomers who have priced out all the original inhabitants. These towns are usually expensive, pretentious, abound in natural fibers and are laid back on the surface. Latte towns like Portland pride themselves on their most cherished concepts of diversity and inclusiveness. Most Portlanders accept this myth as Gospel but upon close examination Portland's dirty little secret is revealed. Portland is an overwhelmingly white, non-ethnic city. It is as vanilla as it gets so it makes one wonder what all the celebrating of diversity is all about. Drive through any neighborhood surrounding the downtown area and the impression that you get is that Portland is nothing more than a series of elitist ghettos compromised of rich white homosexuals, rich white yuppies, rich white hippies, rich white trust funders, and rich white kids from the suburbs pretending to be street people. Where's the diversity? Well it doesn't exist but the average Portlander likes the concept and in their eyes the different shades of rich whites all constituent diversity. In a series of articles I will attempt to breakdown and explain these subtle distinctions between the various factions of lily white, latte people that make Portland what it is.

    The Artist-Intellectual
    The visitor or newcomer to Portland is bound to be struck by the sheer numbers that belong to this group. They seem to be everywhere and are in fact everywhere. They are the reason that all the coffee shops have tables and chairs. The artist-intellectual fancies himself as a poet, a writer, a musician, a filmmaker, etc. You get the drift. They spend most of their days idling around the coffee establishments that one finds every 10 feet. They are usually equipped with a notebook that they use for their poems, journals or their artwork. No one ever gets to see the contents of these notebooks. More often than not they have a beaten and weathered paper back copy of some book authored by Kafka or William S. Boroughs. They love to discuss their favorite subject, themselves. Given the opportunity they will prattle on for hours about their poems, art work or the film they are making. You never get to actually see any of their work but you do get to hear about it. Their lives are like one never ending semester in grad school. Initially I believed these losers but then got to thinking. What would an aspiring actor, artist, musician, filmmaker being doing in Portland Oregon, a latte town? Why wouldn't they be in NYC or LA? Because they're phonies, that's why. Here's how it works with these clowns. They flunk out of college in New Jersey so their parents send them to Reed College in Portland in hopes that they will get their act together. They drop out of Reed but stay in Portland while still on Daddy's tab or some trust find. One Saturday Josh or Seth drifts down to one of the hundreds of hippie craft markets downtown. Some hippie is selling didgeridoos that he made I between bong reps. Josh buy one and takes it home where he proceeds to get baked after which he blows a few sour notes into the didgeridoo. The next day he's a musician. Not really but that's what he's telling everyone at the coffee house and pretending is good enough for a Portland artist-intellectual, in fact it's everything. In three months he will switch his designation from musician to filmmaker and then onto to something else 3 months later. As long as it sounds cool he will keep this charade up and no one in his circles will call him on it because they are doing the same thing.

    The Activist
    This group is usually comprised of people that used to be part of the artist-intellectual group in Portland. They have gotten a little older and may have finally, after 12 years, obtained a liberal arts degree from Portlan

    1. Re:How living in Portland affects your mode by an+unsound+mind · · Score: 1

      I love these longwinded McCarthyist white supremacy trolls.

      There's an awful lot of effort gone into something that pretty much only serves to break a page, endlessly reposted by tiresome idiots with nothing better to do.

    2. Re:How living in Portland affects your mode by z80kid · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't have seen his post at -1, but I saw your post calling attention to it.
      .

      I found it humorous and fairly well written. Thanks for pointing it out.

    3. Re:How living in Portland affects your mode by fafaforza · · Score: 1

      > are always like 15 cats roaming around the house and it stinks of cat piss, body odor

      LOL it sounds like the Apple store in Soho in Manhattan. Well, the body odor part. Smells like a gym locker to the immediate left of the entrance. My guess is that Apple doesn't dare look authoritarian and actually tell someone to take a hike if they're only interested in free web browsing and don't actually plan on buying anything. They have to retain their laid back, hipster, product for the creative type company image.

  36. Not just where, but who by owlman17 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I guess its not just 'where', but who you live with. A lot of posters have said that living in picture-perfect, tranquil, warm, less-populated places would give them better moods. Living with a bitchy/unreasonable spouse and noisy kids, like what a poster said a few comments up will make all the difference regardless of where you live. Given a choice between an unpleasant place with nice people and the other way around, I'd almost certainly choose the latter.

    1. Re:Not just where, but who by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...choose the latter.

      The former you surely mean?!

    2. Re:Not just where, but who by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      Surely you mean the former?

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    3. Re:Not just where, but who by owlman17 · · Score: 1

      Oops. Yeah, the former. My bad.

  37. Well duh.... by BuhDuh · · Score: 1

    The phenomenon is well know and described here among other places. Try living at 55N and above (where I was born) and you realize how geography can affect mental well-being.

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  38. MN, SD, and AZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've lived in Minnesota, South Dakota (western & eastern), and Arizona, and it never ceases to amaze me how different lifestyles are from place to place. I think a lot of people's happiness issues could be solved by moving to a culture more suited to their personality.

    I have SAD, and in MN/eastern SD I had horrible winter time depression. Just moving to western SD where the sun shines through most of the winter made an incredible difference!!! I really liked the winter time there, at least as compared to Minnesota. The culture there also suited my tastes better. SD has a very low population density, which makes a difference, and like another poster mentioned earlier about Wisconsin, the pace of life is much slower and more relaxed. People there were always friendly, you could easily strike up a conversation with the guy next to you in line, and random folks would look out for you if you were in a bind. That's amazing.

    However, even though SD is sunny, my ancestry is from the middle-east and I am physically designed for a warm climate. Moving to Arizona was the ultimate realization of my American-continent destiny. :) I have never been happier.

    In the end, what I'm trying to say is, listen to what your body and mind are telling you. If you don't like where you're at, think hard about WHY you don't like it, and try to find a place that suits you better. If you don't like it, you can always go back.

  39. How living in Portland, OR affects your mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    The Three R's of Portland
    or
    Why Portland Sucks

    "Latte Town" was coined a few years back and is the most appropriate term for the City of Portland that I have ever heard. A Latte town consists of mostly white, educated baby boomers and young single people. The inhabitants of the town are usually newcomers who have priced out all the original inhabitants. These towns are usually expensive, pretentious, abound in natural fibers and are laid back on the surface. Latte towns like Portland pride themselves on their most cherished concepts of diversity and inclusiveness. Most Portlanders accept this myth as Gospel but upon close examination Portland's dirty little secret is revealed. Portland is an overwhelmingly white, non-ethnic city. It is as vanilla as it gets so it makes one wonder what all the celebrating of diversity is all about. Drive through any neighborhood surrounding the downtown area and the impression that you get is that Portland is nothing more than a series of elitist ghettos compromised of rich white homosexuals, rich white yuppies, rich white hippies, rich white trust funders, and rich white kids from the suburbs pretending to be street people. Where's the diversity? Well it doesn't exist but the average Portlander likes the concept and in their eyes the different shades of rich whites all constituent diversity. In a series of articles I will attempt to breakdown and explain these subtle distinctions between the various factions of lily white, latte people that make Portland what it is.

    The Artist-Intellectual
    The visitor or newcomer to Portland is bound to be struck by the sheer numbers that belong to this group. They seem to be everywhere and are in fact everywhere. They are the reason that all the coffee shops have tables and chairs. The artist-intellectual fancies himself as a poet, a writer, a musician, a filmmaker, etc. You get the drift. They spend most of their days idling around the coffee establishments that one finds every 10 feet. They are usually equipped with a notebook that they use for their poems, journals or their artwork. No one ever gets to see the contents of these notebooks. More often than not they have a beaten and weathered paper back copy of some book authored by Kafka or William S. Boroughs. They love to discuss their favorite subject, themselves. Given the opportunity they will prattle on for hours about their poems, art work or the film they are making. You never get to actually see any of their work but you do get to hear about it. Their lives are like one never ending semester in grad school. Initially I believed these losers but then got to thinking. What would an aspiring actor, artist, musician, filmmaker being doing in Portland Oregon, a latte town? Why wouldn't they be in NYC or LA? Because they're phonies, that's why. Here's how it works with these clowns. They flunk out of college in New Jersey so their parents send them to Reed College in Portland in hopes that they will get their act together. They drop out of Reed but stay in Portland while still on Daddy's tab or some trust find. One Saturday Josh or Seth drifts down to one of the hundreds of hippie craft markets downtown. Some hippie is selling didgeridoos that he made I between bong reps. Josh buy one and takes it home where he proceeds to get baked after which he blows a few sour notes into the didgeridoo. The next day he's a musician. Not really but that's what he's telling everyone at the coffee house and pretending is good enough for a Portland artist-intellectual, in fact it's everything. In three months he will switch his designation from musician to filmmaker and then onto to something else 3 months later. As long as it sounds cool he will keep this charade up and no one in his circles will call him on it because they are doing the same thing.

    The Activist
    This group is usually comprised of people that used to be part of the artist-intellectual group in Portland. They have gotten a little older and may have finally, after 12 years, obtained a liberal arts degree from Portlan

    1. Re:How living in Portland, OR affects your mode by aquatone282 · · Score: 1

      This isn't flamebait - it's the truth.

      I watched my hometown of Olympia, WA change from a decent, hard-working blue-collar port town into a "latte town" thanks to the Evergreen State College.

      It sucked and still does. Downtown Olympia used to be have real character - now it's overflowing with the pretentious poseurs described in the parent.

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  40. Living on Disturbances by Lestariono · · Score: 1

    It depends, yes where you live.But it doesn't give excuse not to be calm or relax it's your insight that what's really matter

  41. Seasonal affective disorder? by Lars512 · · Score: 1

    My US geography is pretty shakey, but the reference to Hawaii makes me wonder if this is related to the relative amount of sunlight people get in different places. People who don't get enough can suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder (ironically spelling SAD), which I understand is a kind of depression typically during winter months. Perhaps all year around the variation in sunlight between places, based on latitude and weather patterns, makes a difference...

    Folks from the states, is this one possible interpretation of the data?

    1. Re:Seasonal affective disorder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who don't get enough can suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder (ironically spelling SAD)

      I don't think that word means what you think it means.

    2. Re:Seasonal affective disorder? by Draconix · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't think so. The other low-stress regions are in the north where the winters are longer and harsher. I'd hazard it's more to do with local culture (and population density) than anything else. Having lived in Hawaii, despite people whingeing about how expensive everything is, it really is a far more laid back place than say, California. I've heard it's pretty laid-back in most of Wisconsin too.

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    3. Re:Seasonal affective disorder? by Lars512 · · Score: 1

      My dictionary gives me:

      ironically
      adverb

      • in an ironic manner.
      • used to denote a paradoxical, unexpected, or coincidental situation "Ironically, the rescue craft that saved her was the boat she was helping to pay for."

      Seems like an unexpected coincidence to me that this depressive disorder should spell SAD.

      Got a better word to use in place? =)

    4. Re:Seasonal affective disorder? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      How is that unexpected or paradoxical? Additionally, SOED adds "meaning the opposite of what is expressed". How exactly is SAD supposed to be ironical when it essentially expresses what the expansion of the acronym says?

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    5. Re:Seasonal affective disorder? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Seasonal Affective Disorder (ironically spelling SAD)

      I'm pretty sure the acronym was intentional...

    6. Re:Seasonal affective disorder? by Lars512 · · Score: 1

      Seasonal Affective Disorder (ironically spelling SAD)

      I'm pretty sure the acronym was intentional...

      Yeah, the right word was probably "appropriately".

    7. Re:Seasonal affective disorder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with KSK here. Lars, do you also think it's ironic that acronym for the group Mothers Against Drunk Driving is MADD? Get it? They're mad that you killed their kids!

      Seasonal Affective Disorder is appropriately named SAD, because it's a seasonal disorder that makes you feel sad/depressed. Someone went to a lot of effort to make that name.

      If the disorder were named Generic Luminescence Affective Disorder, and the person who thought of the name was unaware that it spelled GLAD, then that might be ironic.

    8. Re:Seasonal affective disorder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. That's a defective dictionary. Irony != coincidence. End of story.

  42. Is Your Mood a Result of Where You Live? by macraig · · Score: 1

    Not possible: everyone else living here is blissfully ignorant and happy, but I'm not. Has nothing to do with geography, it has to do with intelligence, education, and degree of awareness.

    I'd like to quote a certain William Feather:

    "One of the indictments of civilization is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person."

    1. Re: Is Your Mood a Result of Where You Live? by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      Did you just call yourself the only educated and intelligent one in your current locale?

      Seems to me your attitude could be the problem.

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      "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
    2. Re: Is Your Mood a Result of Where You Live? by macraig · · Score: 1

      No: "everyone else" as in "majority", as in majority of average and below-average intelligence, not literally everyone else. The William Feather quote should have adequately explained my intent even if you misunderstood my own words. Did you not understand the meaning of his quote either?

  43. Ignorance is bliss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They say that ignorance is bliss.

    That might explain why so many people I've met from the south seem so happy.

  44. Re:From "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a lesson to learn from that... seems as though you have learned it.
    Posting as AC - have already moderated this thread before I saw your post. Sanat #702

  45. MInnesota by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, there could be a *LOT* of reasons people are more depressed in one area than another. Some could be cultural (does everyone complain a lot, is the "outlook" bleak, aversion to anti-depressants and therapy, etc.), some could be realted to weather (Seattle is supposed to be a very depressed place because of so few sunny days). I don't think it's as simple as living in a crappy place.
    My thought when reading about Minnesota was that we are pretty big on therapy here, so depression probably gets treated more here than other places. That and our women are HOT AS HELL! ;)

    1. Re:Minnesota by rbgrn · · Score: 1

      Summers in Minnesota are among my favorite but the reason they feel so great is because winter was so awful! My long-term plan is to live 9 months out of the year in the SE or pacific NW and then spend as much time in minnesota as possible in the summer.

  46. Minnesota, here, and I dunno by smchris · · Score: 1

    It's tempting from an elitist Northern perspective to say that Kentucky is populated with depressed, beaten-down white trash, but South Dakota is a pretty red state, North Dakota is a nominally red state, as is rural Minnesota and Minnesota is no model of social equality.

    "Great Gatsby syndrome"? We people out here in the upper Midwest still believe the American dream can come true? Whether that's noble or we just haven't gotten the news yet is another question.

    Maybe it's the Norwegian, Swedish, German heritage? I've been quite taken by the book "Deer Hunting with Jesus" and he emphasizes the point that a lot of the "underclass" of America are Scotch-Irish and they have a unique heritage.

  47. Re:From "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by behindthewall · · Score: 1

    Thanks. I have "Lila" on the nightstand, waiting to be (re)started. (It's been that way for some considerable time.) Your post is a reminder to go back and revisit the earlier work -- it's been years, but I remember being consumed one summer and cramming the margins with notes and my own observations.

  48. I live in Hawaii... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I'd say that's probably true. On average the mood of a person here seems pretty A-OK.

    One of the things to remember though is that mood is often reciprocal. Maybe the climate starts off people being happier, but being around other happy people causes you to be happier even moreso. The fact that Hawaii is a happy state makes it a happy state. Combine that with the fact that prejudice and racism here is really toned down, and we don't even have specific groups that are skewing our numbers.

    As for why tropical Florida is depressed, I'd say that's because of all the retired folks skewing the numbers.

    1. Re:I live in Hawaii... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hawaii may have to do with it being Lemuria and all is based in love. Remember layers 7 and 8 of the DNA and awaken it when possible.

    2. Re:I live in Hawaii... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Combine that with the fact that prejudice and racism here is really toned down

      *boggle*

      You never hear of `Kill Haole Day'? Try telling people that you are a `native Hawaiian' and see how long it takes before some moke or tita decides to re-arrange your face. If you're haole, go live in Wai'anae for a while and see how toned down racism is.

      For those that don't know: haole=white.

      Just because it's not white people doing the discrimination doesn't mean that it's not rascism.

  49. Re:From "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Paperweight · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the cause of mindset behind the American revolution of independence.

  50. Does it account for duration of residence? by poity · · Score: 1

    I think you'd get sick of a place after a decade or so. Maybe it's just the continual moving about and variations in sensual stimulation that makes for happier people. Variety is the spice of life and all that, you know?

    But then that means bums should be the happiest people on earth...

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  51. This is right by joeszilagyi · · Score: 1
    This guy hits the nail on the head. I'm from Connecticut originally, and aside from my friends back home, and the natural beauty of the coastal areas that aren't aggressively choked out by private property, Seattle > Connecticut in every sense of the greater than sign.

    It was like moving from a 200 mile wide bedroom community to a city of like-minded people, where everyone is incredibly relaxed most of the time in their attitudes, and people are genuinely nice, that I have met.

    If you Google around, also, all the nonsense about the "Seattle Chill" from natives is bullshit. I've never encountered it or personally known anyone who has. It's always, "A friend of a friend..."

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    1. Re:This is right by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      It's 'Seattle Freeze' and it's real. I'm 3rd generation native, from a good Norwegian family, and I'm probably part of 'the freeze'. Do you really know what constitutes 'the freeze'? Oh we're polite, even 'nice' as you say, but Seattle is full of insular clique groups that don't take people in easily. Outsiders are kept at arm's length until they do something worth appreciating. (If you ever saw the first episode of Deadliest Catch, you'd see a good example in Capt. Sig Hansen, another Norwegian-extracted Seattle native. The newest guy on his boat wanted to shake his hand, and he said 'I'll shake it after the season's over if you do a good job.')

      Besides which, how did this 'friend of a friend' social network of yours start? Is it composed mainly of people who weren't born here? I'd wager it is, unless it's grown out of the internet which short-circuits the older social order somewhat.

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    2. Re:This is right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't dismiss something simply because you and your friends never experienced it. When you have a group of friends, naturally you tend to meet other people related to that group and thus "friend of a friend..." The problems are actually making that original group of friends and having them interested in doing things together.

      I lived in Seattle seven years, knew plenty of people - some lifelong residents and some new to the city - and have not seen any other place where it's so difficult for one person to convince other people to do something. (This discounts watching sports on TV, as that's barely an activity and most guys mindlessly flock to it regardless of location in the U.S.) By the time I left, most of my friends became shut-ins. One of them later apologized for their behavior and now that they've decided to try to get out again, they can't seem to find anyone to do anything. An ex of mine moved there two years ago and still has absolutely zero friends.

      The Seattle Chill isn't just about making friends, but the overall atmosphere. One of the interesting parts of the original article was about a guy who moved there from South America. Initially he dressed in bright colors like he did at home, but he felt uncomfortable sticking out. Soon, like moths in Industrial London, his tones darkened to blend in with the surroundings. I currently live in the Mission part of San Francisco; it's like a hip crowd at Linda's (in Seattle), only where the people pushing the shlubby style are actually hyper-critical about labels and having a correct level of hipness (too hip and you're mocked, not hip enough and you're mocked). Even in this slough of shlubby fashionistas, there are still more colors on the hipsters. Not a lot, but more.

      All that said, I do plan on eventually settling in Seattle after I've lived in a few more places. Even those times I had to struggle there in isolation, I loved how beautiful it is and the great features. The way businesses cluster together in small pockets has its disadvantages, but I personally like them well enough that the huge premium I pay in San Francisco doesn't make sense to me. (New York is an entirely different animal, though, and my next stop.)

    3. Re:This is right by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      too hip and you're mocked, not hip enough and you're mocked

      This is so true. Seattle kicks ass. It moderates people like a giant social immersion of the Golden Mean. I once compared Seattle to China, essentially a culture so relatively deep, compelling and intelligent that it remakes outsiders in its image even if they fight it.

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  52. Correlation != Causation by justinlee37 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The roots of this correlation likely have little to do with literal geography and more to do with socio-economic groupings, local prices, and so on.

    1. Re:Correlation != Causation by dajak · · Score: 1

      Given the examples, I wonder how strongly "mood" correlates with population per house seat and electoral vote.

  53. There are laws against that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know where you live, but chances are that there in fact are laws against that. Since audio pollution (for want of a better term) is inescapable and triggers some rather nasty instinctive reactions (it's quite probable that your heightened blood pressure has nothing to do with your actual psychological mood, except possibly for making it worse) exposing the general public (or your neighbours, etc.) to high sound levels is a crime in most jurisdictions. The actual allowed dB values vary according to time of day etc., but if you suspect they're in breach, jot down their license plate. Normally the police will just file the report and do nothing about it, but when I reported something like this it turned out the guy had a file and the police, who were very understanding about the complaint, took action.
    That said, even if you live in the best neighbourhood imaginable (I live in the historical city centre, which is horrible in most cities, but where I live it's great due to the kind natured people here and a governmental inner city renovation program) there are still other things that can sour your mood. I'm currently watching a documentary called "Deliver us from Evil" and about 3/4 in I had to pause, my blood pressure and heart rate had gone up to unhealthy levels, I was crying, overcome by sadness and anger. Which is why I'm posting on /. to calm down a bit. Nothing like typing a few paragraphs on everyday matters to dull the senses a tad.

  54. TheOne5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I live in Detroit, How does that affect my mood?

  55. A few words on this subject... by clinko · · Score: 1

    Story Length: 86 words
    Slashdot Summary: 111 words

  56. Milwaukee, WI by EmotionToilet · · Score: 1

    While I agree that the rest of Wisconsin is quite nice and beautiful, the city of Milwaukee is actually very depressing. Right now a lot of people around here are having a difficult time finding a decent job, the public school system needs drastic restructuring and updating, and more than 26% of the people live below the poverty line. It's also highly segregated between the black and white and mexican communities. Madison, WI is a very nice college town with a lot to offer, and the northern area of WI has a lot of beautiful and clean lakes and forests. If you're considering moving to Milwaukee, WI, I would think again and consider Chicago, IL.

  57. Montesqieu 1740 - THE SPIRIT OF LAWS by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

    Montesqieu 1740 (http://www.constitution.org/cm/sol.txt) wrote many unexpected things on climate and temper. Here is one from the link above:


    Effects arising from the Climate of England. In a nation so distempered by the climate as to have a disrelish of everything, nay, even of life, it is plain that the government most suitable to the inhabitants is that in which they cannot lay their uneasiness to any single person's charge, and in which, being under the direction rather of the laws than of the prince, it is impossible for them to change the government without subverting the laws themselves.

    And if this nation has likewise derived from the climate a certain impatience of temper, which renders them incapable of bearing the same train of things for any long continuance, it is obvious that the government above mentioned is the fittest for them.

    There are lot more fun to read in this English translation from the French language version.

  58. Colorado sucks too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please don't move here.

  59. Re:From "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by LihTox · · Score: 1

    For an introvert like me, it is easier to make friends in a group of 8 than in a group of 80. In the former, everyone knows everyone else, you can all go out for coffee or dinner, and each person feels like an important part of the group. In the group of 80, you can't really bond with everyone, so you have to pick and choose-- a difficult task for me, and I become overwhelmed by the number of choices and end up alone and anonymous.

    I don't think cities and towns work in precisely the same way-- even Lake Wobegon is too large for you to get to know *everyone* quickly, so we all have to find our own cliques-- but there are similarities, no doubt.

  60. Re:Your mood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, your attitude towards your elders sure sucks.

    My be a drag to be you.

    I can't wait until you're old and have to deal with callow assholes like you are.

    Oh wait, I'll be loooong dead, but I just know you'll get the same crap back.

    I've been around long enough to see it happen in others with your immature attitude.

    Bitch.

  61. Most Livable Cities by pgn674 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A related article is from Forbes: America's Most Livable Cities. They rate the Portland, Maine metropolitan statistical area as the most livable city based on income growth, cost of living, crime, leisure, and unemployment.

    1. Re:Most Livable Cities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, according to that Tulsa and OKC are number 5 and 6. This brings me much grief considering that I plan to leave this state as soon as I graduate college and I'm barely able to afford to live in my current life style. I guess that means I'll need to make some mad cash to afford to live near my means where ever I end up.

    2. Re:Most Livable Cities by Geminii · · Score: 1
      Its entire population can fit into 16 bits.

      That's not a city, that's a pregnant crossroads.

      It's probably a really nice place to retire or spend a vacation - many small places are. I'd just hate to try and get access to various commercial services available in larger cities.

      Idyllic surroundings are nice, but there's a cost paid in personal time and convenience.

  62. Re:Your mood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Elder or not, you're still a whiny bitch.

  63. The Dakotas, eh? by SBFCOblivion · · Score: 1

    Take that Colbert! America's assburg isn't such a bad place now, is it?

    Disclaimer: Technically I live 30mi north of America's assburg. Maybe that's why I'm happy.

  64. wichita by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This must be true, I live in wichita and I'm usually really fucking bored

  65. Re:From "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    That "secondary America" you're talking about is the sort of place that produced Sarah Palin. I'd be very careful about romanticizing it - it's a quite dangerous place, and not suitable for decent people.

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  66. 14 days out of a month? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It works on a smaller scale too. When I'm at work, I'm uptight, frustrated and borderline homicidal (posting AC for obvious reasons). At home I'm mostly relaxed and chilled-out.

  67. Link to CDC Health Interview Survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  68. Dammit by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

    > so it is left as an exercise for the reader to find the original study and post a link for the rest of us.

    Wonder how depressing it is wherever the study lives.

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  69. Original Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read this Blog regularly and noticed it the other day. If you get stats, it is interesting. Their search engine is not that great but if you add it to your RSS feeder, you'll notice very interesting stuff go by a few times a week.

    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/04/090414084220.htm

  70. Wisconsin Happy? Bahumbug! by Life2Death · · Score: 0

    Funny that they rate Wisconsin as happy, coming from Minnesota, theres a distinct mindset of people here who, especially in customer service, are extremely grumpy and unsocial. Many times where help is abundant in Minnesota, no one will even bother looking up from their desk to help, greet, or in general, do their job here. Though I would agree, after hours, people are very happy, due to the Beer, Beer, and some more Beer.
    BEER!

  71. Original Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read this Blog regularly and noticed it the other day. If you get stats, it is interesting.

    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/04/090414084220.htm

  72. Original Article by Busted1942 · · Score: 1

    Sorry if this is a repeat post, I am a noob Slashdot poster. I saw this article on the web a few days ago, before the article you linked to and found it interesting. I believe it is what you are looking for and also lists the journal study in the bibliography. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/04/090414084220.htm

  73. Re:From "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by hey! · · Score: 1

    But in the secondary America we've been through, of back roads, and Chinaman's ditches, and Appaloosa horses, and sweeping mountain ranges, and meditative thoughts, and kids with pinecones and bumblebees and open sky above us mile after mile after mile, all through that, what was real, what was around us dominate.

    Also known in the last election as "real America".

    On the other hand, looks can be deceiving. In my big city suburb we have book clubs, craft and sports clubs, coffee houses and restaurants that have regulars that see each other all the time and so are practically private social clubs, voluntary service organizations, a volunteer symphony orchestra, amateur theater, churches, synagogues ... the list goes on. And guess what? The people in these groups are friends.

    You can disappear into anonymous loneliness in the big city, and nobody notices. That's probably the difference. In a small town, a loner sticks out. But you don't have to be a loner just because you have to be.

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  74. Re:From "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    You see it in their faces. First the little flicker of searching, and then when they look at you, you're just a kind of an object. You don't count. You're not what they're looking for. You're not on TV.

    I live in one of those big coastal cities - Washington, D.C. The reason that people look at each other as objects is that they see each other once and never again. If I walk up to the store I'll pass a hundred people I've never seen before and only a handful I have: the homeless guy, the restaurant owner, the cashier, and maybe one of the six people I recognize from my apartment building.

    Many people are visiting for just a few days or living here for only a year or two. It would be exhausting for an introvert to invest in meeting those hundred new people every day. There probably are some people who have lived near me for years but I don't recognize. Maybe they're below the threshold of perception since there are so many other distractions around.

  75. Re:From "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

    Palin is likely one of the most benign things to come from that "secondary america"

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  76. Well Obviously by nevillethedevil · · Score: 1

    Isn't this like asking if your diet has something to do with what you eat?

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  77. He's looking down on the rest of us! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    Seems to me your attitude could be the problem.

    Guess which word I mis-read the first time through that sentence which made it funny.

    -FL

  78. Wisconsin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course we're happy in Wisconsin. Have you seen how many microbreweries we've got?

  79. Re:From "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Hellburner · · Score: 1

    You jerk.

    Another book I have to go read now...

  80. YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure if I "lived" with Evangeline Lilly, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Biel, Gisele Bundchen, Kate Beckinsale, or Katie Holmes (pre-lobotomy), I would be in a MUCH better mood.

  81. Re:From "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by icebrain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That "secondary America" you're talking about is the sort of place that produced Sarah Palin. I'd be very careful about romanticizing it - it's a quite dangerous place, and not suitable for decent people.

    Palin is likely one of the most benign things to come from that "secondary america"

    Wow, bigoted much? "If you're from out in the country, or not from a big, dense, liberal city, you're an undeducated redneck barbarian?"

    "Palin is from a rural area, and she's a bitch. Therefore, everyone from such places is as bad as she is".

    I don't like the woman either. But what the hell does she have to do with the subject at hand, and how the hell do you generalize from her lone (poor) example to all the rest of us who aren't from your big "primary America" cities?

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  82. Minnesota by prell · · Score: 1

    I live in Minnesota, and I will say that in the spring and summer, especially when I'm outside, my mood is lifted considerably. There's nothing like summer in Minnesota; it's heavenly. The winters can be brutal, though.

  83. You will probably ignore this... by nietsch · · Score: 1

    but: if you have bad job, you can change jobs. Slavery has been abolished. The same thing goes for your friends (find/make new ones) or your location. If your full of shit yourself, you perceive everything else as shitty. If you drive away your worthwhile friends because you treat them like shit, you will be left with the ones that treat you like shit too.
    It is very easy to blame everything on something external, but you will not get ahead with such an attitude. You are an adult (supposedly) so you are the one responsible to take care of yourself, not someone else. If you sit tight and blame the world, very little will change in your world.
    So in your shitty case: find a good therapist and a good plumber, and just talk about your problems and your feelings. Just that thing alone eases your suffering, and after a while you will find the right thing to do with your life. Like moving to North Dakota.

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    1. Re:You will probably ignore this... by Rycross · · Score: 1

      Um, you speak as if I haven't taken care of things. In the past, I've changed jobs, cut communications with friends who are poisonous, and moved from areas that negatively affect me. You are projecting some kind of... image on me, that is pretty far off base.

      And yes, you do have control over your surroundings, but that's quite different than the old laughable adage that "happiness comes from within." I'm a lot happier when I identify things that are stressing me (which are almost invariably external) and deal with them.

      Oh and I think you'd find I'm a pretty good friend. I go pretty damn far out of my way for my friends. I just don't tolerate people treating me like shit and then using the word "friend" as an excuse.

      At any rate, you can keep your condescending advice. I, in no way, shape, or form, implied that I had problems with my life or happiness, or that I needed to "get ahead" (I'm doing quite well, thank you). I only stated that a lot of peoples unhappiness does genuinely come from external sources, despite the "common wisdom." You took that as an excuse to look down on me. Try not to jump to conclusions next time.

    2. Re:You will probably ignore this... by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      When I moved to TN, I saw firsthand blacks were called "boy" in public. I saw many, relegated to warehouse-type jobs, that had no hope to reach a higher place or status. The state ranks like 48th in education and they are spending money for religious education in schools instead of the basics. In TN I watched a late-term pregnant woman wash exterior windows of an office while her supervisor did nothing.

      In some places although slavery is gone, the ability of workers to become more than laborers is severely limited. It's almost as if they can have no hope. While I may be out of there (hopefully soon) many others don't have my financial resources and support and are stuck in those places. Never having known better they languish and it saddens me to see their predicament. Would it be more cruel if they knew things were better elsewhere, or ignorant? It's not my place to dash their hopes.

  84. Explanation for Wisconsin and Minnesota by Javarufus · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'm from Wisconsin. It's miserable here for 4 months during Winter.

    However, there are liquor stores and small neighborhood bars everywhere. When you're drunk, you don't notice that it's 20 below zero outside nor do you remember you decision to walk home to save gas.

    By the time your hangove clears up, it's April and the tulips are busting through the ground.

    So, you see, we are happy here!

  85. Re:From "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Knara · · Score: 1

    Eh. Problem with that book is like many books in its genre. It seems really insightful until you think about the exceptions. And then you realize that there are so many exceptions to its "wisdom" that its not really that wise at all.

  86. Re:From "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

    Any 'exceptions' you have discovered to ZMM's wisdom, I would bet, were derived based on contrivances of your making induced by the filtration your natural human senses have processed your experience with. That being said, if you understood the core of what ZMM was addressing, the general scheme it was introducing, you would realize that it is this filtration, and the inevitable contrivances thus developed by the human experience, that limit the perception of the true power of what was being discussed. That is, of quality. Please reread the book and start looking at the universe, at reality in general, from the top-down theme that it introduces, and you may find that so many of your so-called exceptions are entirely irrelevant, not to mention as I stated above, contrived based on your personal experience.

  87. Money and Debt by FreeFuture · · Score: 0

    How about how much money is present in the geography studied? And also about one's relative wealth: 'keeping up with the Joneses'. And the amount of average debt of people in the location? I'd imagine that these two factors definitely play a leading role in people's mood!

  88. Re:From "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Knara · · Score: 1

    Alas, I cannot mod this "funny" because I already posted under this article.

  89. Re:From "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

    I grew up in the country, asshole.

    I think I'm qualified to comment.

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  90. Depends on the season, when did they ask? by locopuyo · · Score: 1

    I live in Minnesota and I am happier in the summer when i can look outside and see green leaves. The winter can be ugly in the city.

  91. Re:How living in Portland, Oregon affects your mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although not completely without merit at times, this is one of the most disturbing and thickening bigoted PoS I read in quite a while...

  92. Talk to someone... *I* recommend Eliza! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The psychiatrist that all Slashdotters know...

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  93. Ghandi: "Renounce & Rejoice!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    try it: categorically renounce some particular dimension of materialism/consumerism, and then hammer that into your friends/associates, give them ZERO feedback when they push such mind-eating garbage into your awareness, and their lack of feedback-loop will kill that "pleasure" from them, and they'll give you the space for heart-worth you want!

    Blessings,

        -a miscellaneous buddhist

  94. Palin's not all it produces by weston · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Small psychic distance between people has its problems as well as benefits, I think that's true. But I also think the idea that the secondary America fits the political stereotypical rural-urban dichotomy is problematic, and while Palin was able to manipulate a certain identity, I especially think that the idea that Sarah Palin accurately represents it is false. For one thing, there were no shortage of people from Wasilla who were ready to criticize her. That may be different from how the rest of the country responded to their idea with her, but the responses through the rest of the country were as much an artifact of the primary America media filters as anything else. There's also considerable indication that Palin had been living herself inside the primary America narrative herself for a while -- accounts of her run for mayor strongly suggest that she abandoned local policy-focused politics and instead brought in the national culture war narratives.

  95. I found the data... by BroadbandBradley · · Score: 1

    http://www.nmha.org/go/state-ranking

    I live in Nevada ranked #47 on the list. I don't feel depressed but I play with Dune Buggies all day.
     

  96. Re:From "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you're a self-hating Jew? That sure is better than some random guy who hates Jews.

  97. Re:From "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

    Your post was twice as insightful as the original, but I have no mod points.

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  98. Ah, now it is my fault? by nietsch · · Score: 1

    Condescending I may be, but your 'shitty job shitty friends, it's not my fault' post gave very little to look up too, IMHO. That projected quite a bad image of you to which I reacted. It is up to you to realize and do something about that.
    Good luck.

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    This space is intentionally staring blankly at you
    1. Re:Ah, now it is my fault? by Rycross · · Score: 1

      Yes it is your fault. You are being presumptuous. Again, you are assuming that there is something wrong with my life. There isn't, and I gave no indication in my post that there was. What few problems I've had to deal with, I have. The comments about "shitty job shitty friends" were hypothetical, which you seem to be too dense to realize. The point of my post was that my problems are, for the most part, external and not internal. You took that statement and twisted it into what you wanted to see.

      That, my friend, projects quite a bad image of *you*. You are presumptuous. You twist my words to feel superior. That is a very bad quality, and it makes you look like an ass. It is up to you to realize and do something about that.

      Good luck.

  99. depends on the traffic by juan2074 · · Score: 1

    That sounds about right.

    I am usually happy, except when I drive on the highway.

  100. My mood is a result of where I live by strawberryutopia · · Score: 1

    For example, currently I'm in a building with low Room, and obviously my mood is going into the red. Strangely, my Bladder is going up quickly in here too.

    At home, I have high Room, and my mood is usually quite green.

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    I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar...
    -Lucy-