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Giant Spiders Invade Australian Outback Town
youth68 writes "Australia is known around the world for its large and deadly creepy crawlies, but even locals have been shocked by the size of the giant venomous spiders that have invaded an Outback town in Queensland. Scores of eastern tarantulas, which are known as 'bird-eating spiders' and can grow larger than the palm of a man's hand, have begun crawling out from gardens and venturing into public spaces in Bowen, a coastal town about 700 miles northwest of Brisbane."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eight_Legged_Freaks
I didn't know this was based on a true story.
EXPERIENCE!
The eternal struggle of good vs. evil begins within one's self.
...say g'day to our new tarantula overlords.
According to the article, these things can kill a dog in a single bite. Even given that venomous spiders the size of an adult male's fist aren't really photogenic, (won't have some "humane solution" protesters) what can the town do about them? Poison all the possible breeding areas? Make a civil patrol with bug zappers? Should be interesting to see how it works out.
Signatures are the new names.
I just found a new use for "adblock image". Assholes.
How we know is more important than what we know.
They're only 6 inches across which means they're relatively small tarantulas, and they're not venomous enough to kill you, which by Australian standards is a blessing. And there aren't even that many---the article talks about people finding individual spiders. "It's not plague proportions but a number have been spotted around the district," according to Mr Geiszler. This is a non-story.
Asked what he would do with the giant spider he caught this week, Mr Geiszler said: âoeI think Iâ(TM)m going to mount this one in acrylic to show people how big it is. Itâ(TM)ll make a great paperweight.â
Giant shiny spider paperweight!
. . . coming soon, to a neighborhood near you? Hopefully, Tamiflu will be able cure that as well . . .
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I hope the ruler in the photo is in centimeters and not inches. Otherwise we'll need to make room for all those Australian refugees. Scary shit!
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chance for Shatner to redo Kingdom of the Spiders..... but, in ESPERANTO...
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This piece of news sounds more like Galaxy News Radio material than slashdot. Does the Lone Wanderer know about the situation?
Story sounds like typical Media hype and exaggeration: Tarantulas are venomous in the way all spiders are venomous (and Bee's too! Venomous Bees == normal Bees.) This type of spider venom isn't harmful to humans and they're not aggressive spiders. This is why they let them crawl over kids at Wildlife parks. Oh BTW despite calling them bird-eating spiders it's rare for them to eat birds. Plus if you did into the article you'll see the unlabeled scale of that photo is centimeters and not inches. 5 centmetres. I have wolf spiders > 10 cm running around and often through my home. They're shy of people, never even came close to being bitten and they eat cockroaches.
If they're having a "spider plague" in Bowen then there must be lots of roaches, locusts or other insects. Let them be.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarantula
This shock story will get web hits and the reporter will get a pat on the back. But ll note the COUGH COUGH journalist didn't even bother talking to anyone from the local University; Just the local "Pest Controller" who is trying to whip up business. They're probably Wolf spiders anyway, not "Bird Eaters". The media should stop trying to whip this up and go back to what they do best: Reporting false wiki quotes by Jean-Michel Jarre.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_spider
...I saw the movie and its numerous remakes and the weird twisted version that involved mutant sheep.
Pest Controller in Australia has to rate right down there ...
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I see these spiders all the time, i use a broom to get them out of the house. You don't see me writing a fucking article in the local rag about it. Somehow it then got written up in the UK times (the Brits seem to love us Aussies) and then finally it got written up as a news storey on Slashdot.
WHAT THE HELL!?
I agree. I was prepared, and the instant my brain registered that there was a photo, I scrolled down. (It's the whole train-wreck thing. I am truly phobic of spiders, but I had to read. Now I'm afraid to scroll back up to try to actually read the story part.)
Another non-functioning site was "uncertainty.microsoft.com."
The purpose of that site was not known.
It's a Giant Spider Invasion of Savings at Menards! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0762893/
In a perfect world, this would start with media hype, and then some how turn into a real, full-blown spider epidemic.
Reminds me of when my home town hosted a political convention.
I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
Perfect excuse for an Arachnid Whacking Day if ever I heard one.
It's the only way to be sure...
A small Australian town has been over run by first level adventurers who came to farm easy XP.
Spiders are related to crabs and lobsters, so I want to find some that are big enough to make a decent burger, or at least a crab-cake equivalent.
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America's spider basher.
Climbing walls, spinning webs, that sort of thing?
I hate being bipolar; it's awesome!
HEY! I take offense to that!
im not THAT deadly.
Austrailian spiders spin their webs in the counter-clockwise direction, the complete opposite of the clockwise webs American spiders spin.
...but I can't find it on imdb?
After logging in slashdot still does not take you back to the page you were on. It's been that way for 20 years.
This is a giant spider!
http://shaide.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/giant-spider.jpg
I left Australia to get away from the spiders, huntsman spiders in particular. (You'll have to google it yourself, I sure ain't doing it!) So I get to Asia only to find they have these harmless little orb spiders that hang from the trees with leg spans of about 20 cm. Then they have a replacement kind of huntsman, I have no idea what it's called, but these things are not docile like a huntsman, you spray them and they jump, like two feet high, towards you. Pricks. Who the hell invented these little bastards.
Not all that venomous and generally leave people alone. Now if they were funnel web spiders, that would be interesting http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_funnel-web_spider.
The Great Media Conspiracy would have us believe that the Australian Eastern Tarantulas are thriving. I would like to draw your attention to the grim reality that is being hidden from the public!
1. The Eastern Tarantulas, instead of being referred to by their proper Phlogius crassipes name, have been given a bunch of condescending prejudicial nick-names like Barking spiders, Bird-eating spiders and Whistling spiders.
Thats right - Bird-eating, not Allegedly Bird-eating!
2. I also find it appalling that there is little to no mention of the plight of the male spiders. The fact that the females live up to thirty years, and the males only up to eight years is completely glossed over by The Media!
I don't know about the rest of you, but I think its about time for some RESPONSIBLE journalism!
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spiders invade my home every day, who hasn't crushed a brown recluse or two?
there not deadly, not hard to see(unlike brown recluse's), i mean christ there bigger than my hand...if you DON'T see one of these and just step on it(with a shoe on...) then you have more problems than a big spider...
-Noc
Maybe the Austrailian authorities should import something like a giant Cane Toad to eat all the spiders? What could be the harm in that? Oh wait... they already tried that. Maybe the spiders will eat the cane toads...
It may be *a* bird eating spider, but not the one most often referred to in the press. That would be the "Golden Orb Weaver" spider. I offer the following as proof:
http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/bird-eating-spiders-australias-giant-golden-orb-weaver
Wow...that's a pretty creepy picture. I can really see how it can make people's skin crawl.
In fact...you feel that little something something on your leg right now? Nah...don't worry. It's just the air. There's no need to look. You would most definitely be able to tell if it was a spider...
These puny specimens are not worthy of overlordship, especially when compared to the giant spider currently attacking Tokyo.
-- Joren
Huntsman Spider? They're scary looking but totally harmless. Bloody big (bigger than an adult male hand) and hairy (like a tarantula), but BLOODY fast.... like an olympic sprinter... except this one can run really fast on your ceiling. And they have pretty big fangs too (need 'em to tackle the huge cockroaches here). But like I said, totally harmless to people... not poisonous, and run away from you most of the time.
You went to Malaysia and expected less creepy things? That Orb Spider you have there is related to the Orb Spiders here in Aus.... just love the huge Golden Orb Spider in Queensland... maybe the biggest spider in the world?? :)
Nah, over here in Western Australia it's the Redback Spider you have to watch out for.... bloody poisonous and likes to make home in your home and outside in any little cranny it can get.... where you like to put your fingers. I won't even mention the deadly trap-door spider. Oops, I just did :)
Shit, even our cute/cuddly Platypus has a poisonous sting. And the Kangaroos can rip your guts open so they fall out on the ground with just one kick/slash of their feet (they balance on their huge tail and rip you open)... you'd be lucky if they just punched you in the face (which they do).
But even that's a joke compared to the deadly snakes here.
But even the snakes aren't really a problem... it's the Blue-ringed Octopus and the Stonefish which you step on while out in the rocky/reefy sections of the coast. Step on one of those and you're dead within minutes... which is why alot of beachgoers wear the rubber surf-shoes.
And then there's the sharks :)
So, when you coming to visit Australia everyone?
Now imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!
Know your pads. One time pad: good for cryptography. Two timing pad: where to take your mistress.
Warning: the below may creep you the hell out http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
I do think that mostly it's a learned behaviour.
Another story from up north:
Years ago when my family first moved there, we were driving through town on a Saturday morning to do the usual get groceries and it was really busy. Not a car space to be found in the main street. That is until, we came across what looked like perfect car parks. Under the shade of a massive tree were three parks either side of what I think was a mango tree. Beautiful. Dad thought he was shit hot and pulled our little honda hatch back (we were pretty poor in those days ... good memories) underneath.
Anyhow, we left the windows down cause this is country Queensland, no body locks anything and it is hot and humid, and went shopping.
About an hour later we came back and as we were approaching, there was this yellow panel van parked next to ours and it had this great artwork on the side of the door. I mean, this artwork of this spider was about half the size of the door ... an easy thirty centimetres across. As we got closer we thought, damn, that artwork is really good; great 3D effect. That is, until a leg moved.
After giving the van a wide berth, getting into the backseat with my brother, we drove off. About a minute into the trip, I shit you not, this massive unholy muthafucka of a spider ran across the back of the driver's seat, along the back door, and across my chest. I shit myself (being about 14). I panicked and threw the spider across to my brother (16) who also shit himself and freaked out, threw it back to me. I'll never know how long this went on until eventually it was thrown out the window. We amazingly never crashed the car.
Days later, we went into the newsagency in front of the car parks and told them what happened. He was pretty unsympathetic. "Yeah, that'll happen if you park there".
So, yeah. I think it is largely a learned behaviour.
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Goddamn you, Slashdot. Not 10 minutes ago, a spider literally jumped onto me and then jumped away under the desk before I could catch the thing. And then you post a story like this right before I go to bed.
Goddamn you, Slashdot.
What? You wuss. Huntsman spiders are cute. When we get one in the house I get a bit of paper and take it outside. They're fairly harmless (they are venomous but not very) and they eat annoying bugs and insects.
So in a battle of Big Ass Spiders and Big Ass Cane Toads, who wins? Both have poison...
How do you live like this? Serious question. I mean you are at continuous risk of dangerous insect attack? Say you are watching TV or something and just happen to stick your finger into a spider instead of the popcorn. Whoops, then you're dead or at least off to hospital. Doesn't it wear you down psychologically?
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Hey, Anonymous Aussie - go fuck yourself. I'm never, ever visiting there, for all of the reasons you listed.
My wife does want to move someplace warmer than Ohio, though, but it ain't gonna happen. I want to move north, where the bugs are smaller, and the spiders die off every year.
Even here, we get big (about 4") shiny, hairless jet black spiders in our house (never have seen one outside), with legs that are neither quite as meaty nor as curled-up as those of a tarantula. They move fast, and seem aggressive toward whatever moves (no matter how big), and don't appear inclined to jump. They have, so far, defied my attempts at identification.
It's not a wolf spider - I'd know, since I've slain my fair share of those here, as well. The shape of the body is totally different. And they don't seem to have as many eyes. *shudder*
Any further south than this, and things just go even further downhill.
I wasn't always afraid of spiders, until one day when I was a kid, and I saw this big pink spider in the garden. It was the biggest spider I'd ever seen, with big tubular legs. It looked almost like a crab, but it wasn't. When it saw me coming, it scurried off, noisily rustling some old leaves as it went. (Who, at age 6, would've thought that a fleeing spider makes noise as its weight crushes the surface it walks on? Honestly? Who?)
That was bad enough. About a year later I saw it (or maybe one just like it) in the living room, running across the floor in front of the TV. Dear mom eventually found it and killed it in a flurry of footfalls (the first couple of which only seemed to piss it off).
And, yeah - that was about it. I'm now very annoyed by little spiders (which must die), and utterly terrified of large spiders (which must also die, preferably if my screams are sufficient to get someone else to do it. If the screams don't work, fire generally does).
Learned phobia? Irrational? You bet. I'm still never going to go to Australia.
In the war against bugs, I prefer a swarm of well-trained and hungry indoor housecats and an assortment of poisons and traps, to any of these huge and twisted looking spiders - any fucking day.
Kid-proof tablet..
This is almost completely off topic but I visited Magnetic Island once which is the same general area as Bowen and one afternoon I saw a sign advertising a Kangaroo & Wild Animal Sanctuary which, bored of the beach, I decided to visit hoping to learn something about Kangaroos and other native Australian creatures.
The sanctuary was at the end of a dusty track and turned out to be a collection of dilapidated shacks and some worn out fencing surrounded by trees. Having rung the bell at the turnstile to summon an attendant my friend and I were already having our doubts about the place which were only heightened by the appearance of a jolly old crone who told us she was the owner of the sanctuary and would be happy to show us around.
The smaller kangeroos were in cages and shacks dotted around the property with a couple of paddocks with groups of kangeroos in them.
"What sort of Kangeroos are these ?" we asked
"Ah, you know the sort that lives around here" she replied
"Right ?"
"Yeah, I mean really there's lots of kangeroos round here you might have seen some running around on your way up. All I do when I'm running out in the sanctuary is go out and trap a few and put them in the paddock so I don't go for any particular sort just whatever's about but you can see I've got the big ones in there and then the smaller ones in the sheds so you can get up close to them."
She also had a talking parrot in a cage she wanted us to meet and her annoying little yapping dog which had been following us around was also told to come and see the parrot because apparently they got on like a house on fire.
"He usually talks" she said banging on the side of his cage "Go on you bugger say something !"
The parrot was just staring out the dog which had stopped yapping and was beginning to look nervous.
Bang ! Bang ! Bang ! "Ah well the buggers staying quiet today alright but listen I need to get back to the TV but you blokes just have a look round and let yourselves out OK"
Once the crone had left the Parrot sideled up to the dog and said
"Fuck off bugger" and the dog started yapping at it so the parrot started laughing at it and then gnashed it's beak and said "Come here bugger I'll have you !". The dog whimpered and ran off and the parrot told us to "Fuck Off !" so we did.
I want to find some that are big enough to make a decent burger
How about a quarter-pounder? A single goliath bird-eating spider can exceed 4 ounces. Just add a bun and some garnish.
"The goliath bird eater is something of a delicacy among certain Native American tribes" -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goliath_birdeater
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I visited Rottnest Island, just off the coast of Perth WA, and was happily wandering about when I saw what looked like a spiders web. It was pretty big, maybe 10 feet across, stretched between 2 bushes. So I went over to have a closer look. Imagine my surprise when I found the resident. ...
This bugger was about 18 inches across (leg span) and pretty mean looking. I would have put my hand in the photo for scale, but, well you know
So 6 cm (< 2.5 inches) is not a big spider.
I live in Brisvegas and the first time I hear about this is on an international tech site? Isn't that beautiful!!!
Spiders in Australia are so big that they have health bars
They breathe through their skin via osmosis and not via lungs.
Sorry to be pedantic, but spiders do not breathe by osmosis! Osmosis is a mechanism (normally involving liquids) where salts can pass through a semi-permeable membrane from an area of high concentration to an area of low concentration, to achieve equelibrium.
Spiders (and insects etc) actually breathe through small holes in their sides called spiracles. These lead to small air-tubes (brachia?) which run throughout the body. The air is moved around the body by the normal movements of the animal. If you watch a spider or insect at rest you can see it 'pulsing' slightly. It is this action which allows it to respirate.
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These lead to small air-tubes (brachia?)
I'm being pedantic about myself now...for 'Brachia' please read 'Trachea'. Brachia are arms. Doh!
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Shelob's spawn.
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where you wrangle the croc out of the swimming pool with your bare hands.
Tie me kangaroo down, mate, indeed.
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... and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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But like I said, totally harmless to people... not poisonous[...]
Slight clarification: No spiders are poisonous. All spiders are venomous (well, technically there are a couple of species without venom glands, but the other 99.9% do have them). Of course, the number of species that are actually dangerous is something like 0.05% of the entire population (one-twentieth of one percent).
Apologies for pedantry.
From the comments on TFA: "I slammed on the brakes, jumped out of the car and wouldn't get back in until I killed it 30 mins later!"
Must have been quite a spider! Resisting a human for 30 minutes!
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Giant spiders, drop bears, and hoop snakes. Yep, Australia's got it bad alright. Here in Minnesota, all we have to deal with are squadrons and squadrons of our state bird.
Now, you might think that mosquitoes aren't anything to get excited about. That's only because you haven't seen a swarm of our larger ones carrying off a small child before. One time, and I swear to you that I heard this from my cousin, who heard it from his best friend, who heard it from his brother in law, who heard it from /his/ best friend, who heard it from his uncle (so you know it's true), a swarm of our more vicious mosquitoes made off with a pregnant Holstein. When they found the cow, it had been drained dry and the newborn calf had developed a strange and disturbing taste for blood.
God, and I thought finding evidence of a few bed bugs in my apartment was bad. Suddenly I don't feel quite so freaked out.
Err...in the war against bugs, spiders are the good guys. We'd have many more bugs if the spiders weren't on our side. So lighten up and let the little fellers get on with the job of pest control. Most spiders are secretive and will leave you alone.
I relocated to Florida a few years ago (near Tampa Bay) and my property is infested with Hunstman spiders. As someone from the Northeast of the US, prior to moving to Florida my definition of a big spider was on the order of about 3 inches. However the Huntsmans here are nearly as big as my hand (easily). So far I've killed three large adults, over five inches, and about a half dozen juveniles no bigger than a fifty cent piece. Most of the kills were in my house though I've currently got one in my storage shed that has to be close to six inches but I just can't catch it. These things can see you coming from about ten feet away and they move like lightning.
Sadly pest control can do nothing about them (they call them Australian Tarantula, for what it's worth) so I've got to kill them manually.
You forgot about all the stupid snakes you have down there also...
You beaches look nice, and it may be warm, but no thanks!
Dude. It's Australia. EVERYTHING'S giant and poisonous in Australia. The fucking COWS are poisonous in Australia.
No, really. I was in Australia once and the guy said "Don't go in there mate, there's giant poisonous cows in there." And there were!
Unless that wasn't Australia. Maybe it was the peyote. Now that I think of it, it might have been the peyote.
You know it's bad when even the drop bears are leaving town, saying: "Well, that's it then, you're on your own, mate."
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where the irak deployed soldiers posted about some giant spiders?
I'm not doing well today, am I?
A/C 1 and 2, yes you're both right (this is me being contrite) that osmosis is the passage of water, not the salt. I am in my 50s, so I haven't covered this stuff for some 30 years since I was at school, and of course at my age I'm probably going Gaga anyway!
Chuk is also correct about the book lungs which most spiders have. From the Wikipedia page:-
A book lung is a type of respiration organ used for atmospheric gas exchange and is found in arachnids, such as scorpions and spiders. Each of these organs is found inside a ventral abdominal cavity and connects with the surroundings through a small opening. Book lungs are not related to the lungs of modern land-dwelling vertebrates. Their name describes their structure. Stacks of alternating air pockets and hemolymph-filled tissue gives them an appearance similar to a "folded" book. Their number varies from just one pair in most spiders to four pairs in scorpions. Sometimes the book lungs can be absent and the gas exchange is performed by the thin walls inside the cavity instead, with its surface area increased by branching into the body as thin tubes called tracheae. It is possible that the tracheae have evolved directly from the book lungs, because in some spiders the tracheae have a small number of greatly elongated chambers.
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Are these criminal spiders that the British shipped over? :)
Vote monkeys into Congress. They are cheaper and more trustworthy.
> The wikipedia link you posted says Wolf Spiders don't grow to more than 3cm... so either those aren't Wolf Spiders running around your house or you're rather prone to exaggeration yourself.
Give me your address and I'll mail you one! The 3cm Wikipedia quotes is *BODY SIZE*. I'm talking toe-to-toe. When someone asks your height, unless you're an amputee you *do* count your legs don't you? "I'm 4 foot. Oh LOL. You mean with my legs too? I always forget those." And BTW as other posters note wolf spiders can get much bigger than 10 cm anyway. Mine do, but you ever tried to measure one? The good news is being Australia I'll accept a years supply of beer as an apology.
Update: The very same papers which carried the stories is now pleading "Web of lies: UK press plays up Queensland spider 'invasion'"
> Mr Geiszler laughed off the coverage this morning, telling brisbanetimes.com.au it had been "blown out of all proportion and massively sensationalised." "There have been no more than 10 sightings of these spiders here," Mr Geiszler said. "There is definitely not an invasion or a plague or anything like that.
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/qld-news/web-of-lies-uk-press-plays-up-queensland-spider-invasion-20090508-ax58.html
Good thing we don't trust the main stream media for anything important, like when to go to war... Yes, I'm looking at you, Rupert.
Oh, sure.
I'm pretty light on irrational phobias. I'm not afraid of heights (part of my job involves tower climbing), or speed (I'm a bit bummed that my car is limited by engine speed to 117MPH since its conversion from an automatic to a 5-speed manual), or arachnids in general (scorpions are cool, though centipedes not so much). I have a pet rat. I once went swimming in a pond, and ended up covered in tiny leeches (kind of a bother, but really no big deal). I'm deathly allergic to bees and wasps, but being among them doesn't really faze me. Snakes are awesome little critters. Most bugs are cool, except perhaps for the tomato worm (I think because of their large, constantly-chewing teeth), but even then there's a species of small stingerless parasitic wasp which both kills them and requires their existence, thus restoring the tomato worm to cool status.
So on, so forth.
Spiders? Meh. Crazy, twitchy, mindless jumpy things, they are. I tend to leave them alone outside and go on my way, or relocate them if they're bothering me in an area where I need to be working (in the garden, under the car, whatever). But even outside, I prefer bats for flying insect control and toads for the crawlers (which also do a fine job at reducing the spider population).
I even keep the car windows rolled up all summer unless I'm actively driving, to keep the little foragers from getting in and killing me with my reaction to them.
I'm familiar with the concept that "spiders are great, since they eat things worse than they are," but really: For me, there's not anything worse that I've yet encountered.
YMMV.
Kid-proof tablet..
Drunk bogans and/or pissed quokka-throwing Western Force players ?
...and nearly all of the venomous ones live in Australia also...
Bowen is on the Pacific coast. "Outback" means the Australian *interior*.
Ross.
To be honest ... I'm sure we like to make it sound like we are so tough dealing with all these critters in Australia, but most regular people, living in regular cities, don't have to deal with it.
I live in an urban area in Australia. I'm lucky if I see one spider a year. And if I do it's invariably a huntsman which although large and scary looking, are completely harmless.
I've lived in both the US and Australia and frankly, the two countries are pretty similar. I don't find myself dealing with bugs/spiders any more in one than the other. So please do come here at some point. It's a beautiful country, and most parts are warmer than Ohio ;) Don't buy into the "omg .au is full of nasty critters" hype that gets perpetuated in the US/UK. Yes we have some. So does everywhere. They are very unlikely to have any impact upon your life in an urban environment.
I'm wondering how the "coastal" town of Bowen right on the Whitsunday islands could be referred to as Outback? :)