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Alan Turing Gets an Apology From Prime Minister Brown

99luftballon writes "The British government has officially apologized for the treatment of Alan Turing in the post war era. An online petition got more than enough signatures to force an official statement and Prime Minister Gordon Brown has issued a lengthy apology. 'Thousands of people have come together to demand justice for Alan Turing and recognition of the appalling way he was treated. While Turing was dealt with under the law of the time and we can't put the clock back, his treatment was of course utterly unfair and I am pleased to have the chance to say how deeply sorry I and we all are for what happened to him. So on behalf of the British government, and all those who live freely thanks to Alan's work I am very proud to say: we're sorry, you deserved so much better.'"

576 comments

  1. It's about damn time. by bezking · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If only Alan was alive today...

    1. Re:It's about damn time. by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As they say, justice delayed is justice denied.

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    2. Re:It's about damn time. by megamerican · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Plato said that there is no true measure of justice, but it is important for a government to give the appearance of justice to society. This is a textbook example of that in action.

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    3. Re:It's about damn time. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yep. Good apology, politically safe to make it, he's still dead.

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    4. Re:It's about damn time. by postbigbang · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It also apologizes for the discrimination he faced. A small, but meaningful token is this.

      Consider that today, you can be gay and a programmer, and nobody cares except the bigots. That's as it should be-- except we need fewer bigots.

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    5. Re:It's about damn time. by Aliotroph · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It doesn't benefit him, but it potentially benefits thousands like him who would suffer similar fates. It helps provide in some small way a defense against more of the same towards others. It's just the correct thing to do, even if it took them too damn long to do it!

      I find it extremely offensive that any state would worry about that type of morality over the scientific/technological progress offered by such a man. Of course, in my world view, even if it was wrong or evil to be gay, I'd keep him around and happy just for the potential contributions towards turning humanity into an all-powerful machine society!

    6. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why was this modded a troll??? I get we have some homophobic jerks as moderators.

    7. Re:It's about damn time. by palegray.net · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here's an "Uncomfortable Truth" for you: probably a hell of a lot less than the number of lives saved worldwide because of his works.

    8. Re:It's about damn time. by lessthan · · Score: 1

      ? How is Turing related to Palestinians?

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    9. Re:It's about damn time. by blueskies · · Score: 1

      Why do you care? If it doesn't hurt anyone. At worst it comes out the same as before.

    10. Re:It's about damn time. by blueskies · · Score: 1

      None? Unless they ate from the same apple.

    11. Re:It's about damn time. by blueskies · · Score: 1

      It was a good attempt though. Do you have any good ideas for making him not dead?

    12. Re:It's about damn time. by calmofthestorm · · Score: 4, Informative

      Britain was involved in the settlement and creation of modern-day Israel. Israelis and Palestinians often kill each other. It's not a real connection but I think this is what he's going for.

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    13. Re:It's about damn time. by novakreo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As they say, justice delayed is justice denied.

      They also say, "better late than never".

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    14. Re:It's about damn time. by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I find it extremely offensive that any state would worry about that type of morality over the scientific/technological progress offered by such a man

      Sounds good but on the other hand living in a world where our deepest-held moral convictions are set aside for technological progress sounds like a nightmare scenario.

      Yes their convictions were way off the mark (our mark, not theirs) but it makes the world sane in a way to know that society's mores and taboos will be enforced. It's not a part of ourselves that we like, but nevertheless that instinct is a very important part of how we interact as social creatures. Like, probably the most important.

    15. Re:It's about damn time. by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      Britain was involved in the settlement and creation of modern-day Israel. Israelis and Palestinians often kill each other. It's not a real connection but I think this is what he's going for.

      So in other words, he's not, and the troll above is, well, trolling?

    16. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zero.

    17. Re:It's about damn time. by sjames · · Score: 1

      I don't think the Palestinians would have done any better under Hitler.

    18. Re:It's about damn time. by grumbel · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Consider that today, you can be gay and a programmer, and nobody cares except the bigots.

      And yet when you have consenting sex with your sister you will still get thrown into jail for up to two years, as it still seems accepted to punish people for whom they chose as partner. I would prefer it when they would clean up the other unjust laws that are still left, instead of just apologizing for those that already got fixed.

    19. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ? How is Turing related to Palestinians?

      Perhaps it's a reference to the real life "terminators":

      Unmanned aerial vehicle
      Unmanned ground vehicle

      This tech is currently being used to automatically murder people in the Middle East, often civilians.

    20. Re:It's about damn time. by johncadengo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      See, but my questions is this. How come the apology is only extended to Alan Turing? Surely many more homosexuals were mistreated and subject to injustice during the laws of this period of time. Alan Turing gets a special apology, but did the rest? Do we only apologize to those of our society who 'contribute' or who are unique and special? Even the least of people deserve fair treatment, do they not?

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    21. Re:It's about damn time. by Keen+Anthony · · Score: 1

      Then you are a fool who doesn't understand Hitler. Hitler was not a case where the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

    22. Re:It's about damn time. by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It doesn't help Turing.

      But it helps me, just a bit.

      I genuinely appreciate it.

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    23. Re:It's about damn time. by mxh83 · · Score: 1

      "They" also say 'better late than never'.

    24. Re:It's about damn time. by Keen+Anthony · · Score: 5, Informative

      The formal apology actually does extend to the many other homosexuals who suffered liked Turing. From the actual statement:

      I am pleased to have the chance to say how deeply sorry I and we all are for what happened to him. Alan and the many thousands of other gay men who were convicted as he was convicted under homophobic laws were treated terribly. Over the years millions more lived in fear of conviction.

      I am proud that those days are gone and that in the last 12 years this government has done so much to make life fairer and more equal for our LGBT community. This recognition of Alanâ(TM)s status as one of Britainâ(TM)s most famous victims of homophobia is another step towards equality and long overdue.,

      But yes, we do tend to only apologize for the most famous examples of society's cruelty to its own members. I think we have a basic need as humans to create symbolic icons. In Britain, Turing was just that. It was in no way a suggestion that his suffering was worst, or that his story alone was regrettable. Oscar Wilde is another example, though I don't think he was castrated. In America, Americans use Rosa Parks as an icon of the civil rights struggle, though she obviously did not endure the worst simply for the fact that she survived.

    25. Re:It's about damn time. by Fael · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's a Turing machine for that.

    26. Re:It's about damn time. by st0nes · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How significant is it for people to apologise for acts for which they bear no guilt? On the face of it, it is a meaningless political gesture and I see it as a gross act of cynicism. A decade ago we saw the Truth and Reconciliation Commission in South Africa where people who were guilty of horrific acts in the name of apartheid apologised and attempted to atone for what they had done (I know that in some cases, but not all, the motive may have been to avoid prosecution), but at least the people doing the apologising were the guilty parties. Now we have the absurd spectacle of George Bush apologising for slavery, for example. He had nothing to do with slavery and does not have a mandate to apologise for his ancestors. Should I demand that the Italian government apologise to me because, when he invaded Britain, Julius Caesar did bad things to my ancestors?

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    27. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are bigoted against bigots?
      Hate Christians while admiring odd religions you know little about?
      Pro-Choice but against the death penalty?
      Brown good, White bad?
      Women good, men bad?
      Stupid southerners (except for the amazing brilliance of the uneducated and oppressed black criminals)?
      City dwellers smart and sophisticated while rural folk are ignorant rednecks clinging to guns and religion?

      Sorry for the rant. I hear so much of this thru the day that I see unthinking, liberal parrots everywhere. Just pointing out the bigotry shown by so many 'enlightened' people of today's generation. Hate and prejudice is hate and prejudice regardless of whom it is directed at.

      Personally, I think Turing was one of the greatest scientists of any generation. Him liking it up the butt would have been puzzling to me at that time but I think most people even then were 'enlightened' enough to distinguish between genius and a mans all to human faults or idiosyncrasies. .

    28. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good Lord man. That was an intelligent and well considered thought posted right here on slashdot! The world no longer makes sense.

    29. Re:It's about damn time. by some_guy_88 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're completely right. Who modded this flamebait?

      Why are so many victimless crimes still illegal in this day and age? Surely we can learn lessons from the past and fix up the laws today.

    30. Re:It's about damn time. by Kratisto · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, Hitler was more the case where, the enemy of my enemy is FUCK IT INVADE RUSSIA WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

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    31. Re:It's about damn time. by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Actually, they were set aside for progress.

      Progress that was deemed dangerous, with much of it destroyed after the war.

      It was the treatment after the war that is being apologized for (haven't read the article, only summary), simultaneous to England's destruction of much of said progress.

      A conspiracy theorist would say that progress was the specific reason for the treatment.

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    32. Re:It's about damn time. by linhares · · Score: 1

      Me too. It is sometimes lonely to be a real genius.

    33. Re:It's about damn time. by EdIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And yet when you have consenting sex with your sister you will still get thrown into jail for up to two years, as it still seems accepted to punish people for whom they chose as partner. I would prefer it when they would clean up the other unjust laws that are still left, instead of just apologizing for those that already got fixed.

      I see your point, but there are strong biological reasons to keep that illegal. It's not a small possibility that the children could end up deformed or with other severe disabilities.

      If we have scientific evidence that is highly probable that sex between siblings can result in terribly disadvantaged offspring, does society not have a motivation to prevent such a tragedy from happening?

      To put it another way, do you support two people having children if there is a 90-100% chance of having a "flipper" baby? 80%? There is a difference between an "act of God" creating a mentally challenged child, and deliberately creating one.

      I don't support euthanasia, but I don't support the deliberate creation of Down Syndrome children either.

      You have a valid point to make, but your choice of example seems to be a bit of histrionics and is being modded as such.

      That being said, I would too would prefer the governments to remove unjust laws with a higher priority than publicity stunts such as this. Not that Alan Turing did not deserve an apology, he sure as hell did. It just does not help the people being denied justice today.

    34. Re:It's about damn time. by Don_dumb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not so much about making the past right as much as a full official acknowledgement that the behaviours displayed and actions taken were wrong and they are no longer acceptable.

      If apologies are not significant, they wouldn't be so difficult to give. - That is as true for us on a personal level as they are on a national level.

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    35. Re:It's about damn time. by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      Yes. Get them to apologize.

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    36. Re:It's about damn time. by fatalwall · · Score: 1

      victimless crimes do actually have perceived victims... they are just not directly connected with the actions. At least that's why those laws are able to be justified and put on the books.

      That being said, we have over 7million people in jail in the US. Why make laws around the small things when we have so many larger problems that attention should be focused on.

    37. Re:It's about damn time. by grumbel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To put it another way, do you support two people having children if there is a 90-100% chance of having a "flipper" baby?

      Yes, because its their choice to make, not mine. We don't disallow people with gene defects having children either and those can have an even higher chance of the children having the same defect. On top of that its not even the 'having children' part that its outlawed, its only the 'having sex' part, so making babies without sex (not really a problem with todays tech) would actually be ok with the law.

      This really is just a mix of bigotry and eugenics at work and its quite disgusting that this is enforced by the law.

    38. Re:It's about damn time. by fatalwall · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think it would have been better if they had apologized to the hole community for the law ever being on the books and the effect it had on those involved.

    39. Re:It's about damn time. by Thomas+M+Hughes · · Score: 5, Informative

      Plato said that there is no true measure of justice, but it is important for a government to give the appearance of justice to society. This is a textbook example of that in action.

      What? Plato didn't say that. That's completely wrong. Plato explicitly defined justice in the Republic. I quote:

      we affirmed Justice was doing one's own business, and not being a busybody

      Citation: http://books.google.com/books?id=50SqFuH-4jQC&lpg=PA126&ots=O96UUppWV1&dq=justice%20not%20being%20a%20busybody%20republic&pg=PA126#v=onepage&q=&f=false

      Don't just make up quotes and attribute them to Plato. It makes philosophers really angry.

    40. Re:It's about damn time. by fatalwall · · Score: 1

      hasn't your mother ever told you "don't feed the trolls"

    41. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...he too would be waiting to for his chance to throw Brown and Labour out on their ears.

    42. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, in my world view, even if it was wrong or evil to be gay, I'd keep him around and happy...

      So you also wouldn't convict Hans Reiser?

    43. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      90-100% chance of having a "flipper" baby? 80%?

      You might want to do some research yourself. Statistical probabilities for genetic defect are much lower than you think. While they may be "twice as large" as for the normal population, the devil is in the details, as 2% is twice as large as 1%.

    44. Re:It's about damn time. by EdIII · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You have to be kidding right? According to your position you are endorsing the Island of Dr. Moreau.

      It is not bigotry and eugenics to prevent brothers and sisters from having children. You are taking those definitions WAY to far to support a position, which is essentially, endorsing the *deliberate* creation of genetically damaged children.

      We are not talking about little defects either. Serious genetic abnormalities are known to occur with offspring from siblings.

      The kind of freedom you support, is not freedom at all. It's absolute anarchy. Can I create a mentally challenged person with great strength but nearly guaranteed to die of congenital defects before he hits the age of 25? Sure why not.

      Puhleeze. There are limits in an advanced society and those limits don't imply the lack of freedom at all.

      By your logic you would support yelling "fire" in a movie theater. Yes. It is the same logic.

    45. Re:It's about damn time. by afaik_ianal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And while it doesn't help me directly, it helps a number of my friends just a bit.

      I genuinely appreciate it too.

    46. Re:It's about damn time. by grumbel · · Score: 0, Troll

      The kind of freedom you support, is not freedom at all.

      You seem to have a very weird definition of "freedom", the Nazi Germany kind of it seems, where the state can decide who shall and shall not mate with each other and who shall get eradicated from the gene pool.

    47. Re:It's about damn time. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, according to quantum mechanics, all we have to do is to measure something complementary to his dead-or-alive observable, and then look if he's still dead. Since measuring the complementary observable makes the value of the dead-or-alive observable completely undefined, there's a non-zero probability that he'll be found alive afterwards. The resurrection probability can be increased by just repeating the procedure often enough until he is found alive.

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    48. Re:It's about damn time. by EdIII · · Score: 2, Informative

      You might want to do some research yourself.

      Ummmm, right back at you.

      I was asking a hypothetical question and the percentage was not meant to be accurate. Once again, hypothetical. You can see that I asked if it was 80% percent right after which implied that the 90% was not a statement of fact.

      That being said, the chance for genetic abnormalities in 1st cousin offspring is 6-8% which is double that of the average 3-4%. However, brother and sister offspring already result in DOUBLE the chance of autosomal recessive defects being present in the offspring's DNA.

      1st cousins may have probabilities twice as large as the normal population, but the discussion was really about brother/sister offspring. That is not "twice as large". Not nearly. You seem to imply single digit probabilities, yet with a little research we can see you are off by a whole order of magnitude.

      I have always understood the chances of incestuous offspring from nuclear family member pairings to be QUITE HIGH. Not single digits as you seem to suggest. I can cite three sources after just a few minutes of research which seem to indicate anywhere from a 25% to 65% chance of severe defects in father/daughter-brother/sister offspring. So yes, the devil is in the details.

      So I will ask the question again, "What if the chance of having a "flipper baby" is 65%?"

      J Pediatr. 1982 Nov;101(5):854-7.Links
              Children of incest.
              Baird PA, McGillivray B.

              Twenty-nine children of brother-sister or father-daughter matings were studied. Twenty-one were ascertained because of the history of incest, eight because of signs or symptoms in the child. In the first group of 21 children, 12 had abnormalities, which were severe in nine (43%). In one of these the disorder was autosomal recessive. All eight of the group referred with signs or symptoms had abnormalities, three from recessive disorders. The high empiric risk for severe problems in the children of such close consanguineous matings should be borne in mind, as most of these infants are relinquished for adoption.

      Int J Legal Med. 2009 Mar 13. [Epub ahead of print]Click here to read Links
              Psychomotor developmental delay and epilepsy in an offspring of father-daughter incest: quantification of the causality probability.
              Schmidtke J, Krawczak M.

              Institut für Humangenetik, Medizinische Hochschule Hannover, Carl-Neuberg-Str. 1, 30625, Hannover, Germany, schmidtke.joerg@mh-hannover.de.

              A 20-year-old offspring of father-daughter incest, who has been suffering from serious psychomotoric health problems since early childhood, is seeking financial compensation under the German federal act of victim indemnification. For her appeal to be valid, the probability X that the incest was causal for her disorder must exceed 50%. Based upon the available medical records, we show that this is indeed the case and that X is even likely to exceed 65%, thereby rendering the victim's claim scientifically and legally justified.

      J Ment Defic Res. 1990 Dec;34 ( Pt 6):483-90.Links
              Incest and mental handicap.
              Jancar J, Johnston SJ.

              Stoke Park Hospital, Stapleton, Bristol, England.

              This is probably the first retrospective study of an adult mentally handicapped population of incestuous parentage. Eleven known incestuous unions were identified with 38 offspring, of whom 15 were admitted to the Stoke Park group of hospitals. Incest and its legal definition in different societies are considered. The effects of close inbreeding on mortality, morbidity, mental function and adoption are examined. The study also reaffirms that incest is one of the causes of mental handicap in a high percentage of offspring.

    49. Re:It's about damn time. by siloko · · Score: 2, Informative

      It makes philosophers really angry.

      . . . and angry philosophers are waaay scary . . . especially dead greeks. Sorry, I mean, Greeks. You can't be too careful . . .

    50. Re:It's about damn time. by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Your hilarious. Your fighting for the right to have brother/sister offspring with high chances of severe genetic defects by comparing all opposition to Nazi eugenic supporters.

      LOL. You're unreal, orange peel.

      You might as well be supporting Child Pron. Oooh, see I can play with histrionics game too.

      What you got next?

    51. Re:It's about damn time. by LKM · · Score: 1

      now this statement is released benefiting who now?

      Presumably, it benefits other people in similar situations, and it benefits the public because they may learn something about the person who probably contributed more than anyone else towards saving them from Nazi Germany.

    52. Re:It's about damn time. by Maso · · Score: 3, Funny

      You do *not* want to make philosophers angry...I did it once and I think I got away with it, others, not so lucky.

    53. Re:It's about damn time. by BitZtream · · Score: 0, Troll

      Real genius?

      If you were a real genius you wouldn't put yourself in a situation that sucks ass for you.

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    54. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging by the Hamas terrorism stronghold that is the Gaza strip, my guess would be "not enough".

    55. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so making babies without sex (not really a problem with todays tech)

      No contraception is 100% unless you actually remove the sex organs.

    56. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMGZ yes only serious Leenux talk in here!

    57. Re:It's about damn time. by Xest · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed, and whilst many may think you only have reason to be thankful if you're gay because justice has been done, that's not the case.

      My reasons to be thankful to Turing are because he was one of the founders of the field I work in and love so much, one of the most important contributors along with the likes of Godel to what I find one of the most fascinating and enjoyable fields of math, and because, most importantly, his work allowed my grandfather to cross the channel back to England safely for his wedding to my grandmother and if it were not for this, I might never have even come to be.

      As odd as it sounds being not born until nearly 30 years after his death, I almost certainly owe my existence and livelihood to Turing and of course, there's always an argument that if Turing hadn't done it someone else would have, but the point is, someone else didn't, Turing did so he is the man I have to thank. To me, it was unacceptable that a man to which I and many owe so much be treated like this and often ignored in recounts of great moments and people of British history.

      So I also genuinely appreciate it.

    58. Re:It's about damn time. by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your references 2 and 3 are irrelevant, as they deal with the a-posteriori probability, i.e. they look at known offspring with problems and the possible causes for their problems. All of the studies are very small.

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    59. Re:It's about damn time. by grumbel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can cite three sources after just a few minutes of research which seem to indicate anywhere from a 25% to 65% chance of severe defects in father/daughter-brother/sister offspring.

      So in other words a 35%-75% chance of having a normal baby, thats more then good enough for me, especially since we have the tech to screen for defects pre-birth. But if you look at the law (64,65), thats not even what is outlawed, there is no mention of making babies, what is outlawed is having sex, even if its the oral or anal or two brothers or two sisters that have no chance of ever making a baby.

    60. Re:It's about damn time. by EdIII · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All of the studies are very small.

      All of the studies are going to be very small by their very nature. That is not surprising, and I don't think it completely invalidates the study. Such incestuous relationships are rare for both biological and social reasons.

      Conceptually, it is not that hard to understand why offspring from such incestuous pairings have much higher probabilities for severe abnormalities. We may be arguing about the exact percentage, but I think we both know, it is not less than 10%. Quite a bit higher.

      Brother-sister/father-daughter offspring is pretty much the closest you can get and it is not surprising (nor should it be) that the probabilities of severe defects are an order higher than 1st cousin pairings.

      But if we are getting down to percentages here, just what percentage are you comfortable with? Do you support the creation of such offspring?

      The whole reason to prevent such pairings is the public interest is not deliberately creating children that will suffer so horribly. Do you think even if the chances are greater than 50% we should let them roll the dice?

    61. Re:It's about damn time. by damburger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Indeed, they have a potent weapon called 'postmodernism'. They say a bunch of words and sentences to you, and even though these sentences parse correctly and sound like they are dripping with meaning, they are actually void of any meaning whatever. They are the memetic equivalent of mangled packets, which needlessly tie up your mental facilities, and any brain that hasn't received the postmodernism-is-bullshit patch is susceptible to attack.

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    62. Re:It's about damn time. by MistrX · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a little offtopic but let me explain how I see this:

      Bigotry is a type of mindset of someone devoted to his/her own prejudices and/or opinions.

      That said, I don't think being a bigot or not is still a choice, and by making a choice you select a side of the matter. But that is not always appropriate:

      - So you are bigoted against bigots? --> I try not to be a bigot at all, thats hopefully the only side I have to pick.
      - Hate Christians while admiring odd religions you know little about? --> Hate is wrong the most ways, I like to keep an open mind to any religion or ideas and theory's that came forth from a non-religious perspective (atheist).
      - Pro-Choice but against the death penalty? --> Everyone should be able to make certain (moral) calls based on religious or non-religious backgrounds (since this is mostly the case in these type of decission making).
      - Brown good, White bad? --> Both have qualities and problems, they are equal and shall not further refer to them as seperate.
      - Women good, men bad? --> Both have qualities and problems, they are equal and shall not further refer to them as seperate.
      - Stupid southerners (except for the amazing brilliance of the uneducated and oppressed black criminals)? --> No one really is stupid, only less-interested. Oppresion is something we can do something about politically not psychologically (only that it starts with racial prejudice.
      - City dwellers smart and sophisticated while rural folk are ignorant rednecks clinging to guns and religion? --> I'd like to say that it is a complete different culture between people of the same land. It's a matter of interests and priority. Based on that, certain choices are made. That's how people work. Sorry for my rant but liberal, conservative, left-wing or right-wing politics I see as outdated and old politics.
      So what makes me then? In what category?

      I can link this aswell to mister Turing who in my vision deserved better treatment and this apology is well accepted. But I don't condemn the people of the time since they were working by the law of that time. Are we condemning our stoneage ancestors aswell for canibalism and other things we find unlawfull now? How far are we going back before it's accepted as: "Well other times, other cares!" and all becomes good?

    63. Re:It's about damn time. by Chrisje · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How exactly does

      we affirmed Justice was doing one's own business, and not being a busybody

      *define justice explicitly*??

      All they say in this dialogue is that allowing people to go about their business is doing them justice, and interfering in people's business is an injustice, but it doesn't claim to give an ultimate definition justice. The whole dialogue tries to come up with a definition of justice, but mires down into a debate about self interest versus acting just and the quality of rulers. Having said that, I guess the original poster's comment is not a quote from Plato, so you're right. But the original poster did stay closer to the meaning of the Republic in my view.

      But for some reason, and correct me if I'm wrong, the phrase "There is no true measure of justice, but it is important for a government to give the appearens of justice to society" sounds like a Machiavellian thing to say and reminds me of the Cardassian justice system. :-D

    64. Re:It's about damn time. by semifinalist · · Score: 1

      Was Turing really castrated? I didn't know. Do you have any sources of that information?

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    65. Re:It's about damn time. by semifinalist · · Score: 1

      Is that law used in practice?

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    66. Re:It's about damn time. by semifinalist · · Score: 1

      Sure, now we consider Turing father of the great industry. But in 40s nobody knew that electronic machines would gain such a big importance. The state didn't know about "the scientific/technological progress offered by such a man"

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    67. Re:It's about damn time. by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      "This really is just a mix of bigotry and eugenics at work and its quite disgusting that this is enforced by the law."

      But is it? Isn't it a sleeping law in most jurisdictions?

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    68. Re:It's about damn time. by Chrisje · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You bet your sweet ass I'm bigoted against bigots. And I can tell you why. Bigots and Zealots won't let other people go about their business. If I like taking it up the tail pipe, I don't see how this should be anyone's business.

      And you bet your sweet ass I hate Christians. But then I don't admire other religions, because anyone who tends to believe in imaginary friends also thinks they're the coolest and only friends *anyone* should *ever* admire, so at the end of the day religion serves as a petri dish for growing whole cultures of bigots.

      Five will definitely get you ten if you say I'm pro choice but against the death penalty. If I have to explain the morals of that one to you, this post would take more bandwidth than a Stevie Wonder discography so I won't bother. Suffice it to say that while I do think abortion is a question that deserves serious thought and shouldn't be considered trivial, the effects of legalize it on society are measurable (Crime rate, New York pre-Guiliani). Furthermore it is a statement about how far women's rights have progressed in any given society. The Death penalty on the other hand is barbaric, and cannot safely be executed (no pun intended). Just the other day, two men that were in the slammer for 10 years for a murder were acquitted in Holland because an error was made and the guilty party was found. In Texas, you couldn't release those innocent men, you'd have to send a posthumous apology note to their families. That possibility alone should prevent anyone from such a penalty.

      With the whole brown good, white bad, men bad, women good you're just being silly. No "liberal" will say that, that's just bone-headed.

      Stupid Southerners. They exist. As do oppressed blacks. And criminals. There is a correlation between stupidity, oppression, a lack of education and crime. Maybe y'all should legalize abortion, so that women (who are generally not that stupid, given the choice) can make some decisions that would curb that trend.

      Now don't start about rural folk. The first thing I ever learned to drive was a Massey Fergusson from the 1950's, followed by a fork lift. I harvested potatoes on my knees on my uncle's acre and I cleaned tulip bulbs when I was 12 while listening to Tom T. Hall. So you may call me a flaming liberal, but you can't call me a city slicker.

      Having said that, clinging to guns and religion is plainly unintelligent, whether you're from a city or a farm, the North or the South, black or white. By the sounds of it, you're a somewhat unintelligent gun lover with a homophobic streak and a chip on his shoulder because the US doesn't consist of only your kind right now, looking at the balance of power. "Him liking it up the butt would have been puzzling to me" already gives it away. It's a good demonstration of how one sentence transforms you from a liberal into a bigot if you repeat it at a 50 year interval.

      Turing died, and people then were obviously not enlightened enough to distinguish jack shit, because otherwise they wouldn't tell a war hero and a brilliant scientist to choose between chemical castration and hard time for having a boyfriend.

    69. Re:It's about damn time. by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I agree that it should be criminal, but anticipating the objections, I want to point out one big difference from eugenics.

      With eugenics, the state would tell an individual "you're not allowed to have children". With restrictions like bans on incest, they merely say "you're not allowed to have children with that specific other person (one out of 3 billion)". Quite a big difference.

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    70. Re:It's about damn time. by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      I don't think my mother knows what a troll is...

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    71. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] we need fewer bigots.

      I propose we hound them by legal means. They may commit suicide.

    72. Re:It's about damn time. by EdIII · · Score: 1

      An excellent point. Now that I think about it I would also like to add that eugenics is society or the state telling an individual that they cannot procreate at all based on their race, religion, or skin color. Restrictions on incestuous relationships are society or the state saying you cannot specifically procreate with blood relatives because the child has a high probability of suffering from severe genetic defects that can cause a life of suffering. Quite different as well.

    73. Re:It's about damn time. by nadaou · · Score: 1

      It is plausible that Plato broached the subject more than once. Proof that he said one thing is not proof that he did not say another (mildly) contradictory thing.

      But it's been way too long since I read the Republic to bang my shoe on the table and claim I know the man's mind.

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    74. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now this statement is released benefiting who now

      It's directly benefiting LGBT workers in the UK, for starters.

    75. Re:It's about damn time. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Yes, because its their choice to make, not mine.

      Who pays the resulting medical bills? In most countries it's the state, i.e. the taxpayer. Fiddler, tune and all that.

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    76. Re:It's about damn time. by ciderVisor · · Score: 1

      Was Turing really castrated?

      Chemically castrated by being injected with female hormones. Breast growth was a side-effect.

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    77. Re:It's about damn time. by john83 · · Score: 1

      He was made to take substances to reduce his libido. I've never read that he was physically castrated though.

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    78. Re:It's about damn time. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Chemically castrated. I assume this means he was given drugs to suppress his sex drive.

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    79. Re:It's about damn time. by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      If only Alan was alive today...

      He'd be screaming "Get me out of this box!!!"

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    80. Re:It's about damn time. by wild_quinine · · Score: 1

      Consider that today, you can be gay and a programmer, and nobody cares except the bigots. That's as it should be-- except we need fewer bigots.

      Meh, there's nothing so pathetic as a lonely bigot.

    81. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I absolutely, totally disagree.

      There should be no mores and taboos. Laws should only punish things that are factually harmful to others. There are some gray areas with regard to what constitutes harm, but simply being disagreeable to a majority of people is a very bad standard for this.

    82. Re:It's about damn time. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Our islamic guests are known to be somewhat intolerant of homosexuality. I'm not sure it's as politically safe as you think.

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    83. Re:It's about damn time. by jackchance · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Britain was involved in the settlement and creation of modern-day Israel. Israelis and Palestinians often kill each other. It's not a real connection but I think this is what he's going for.

      How do you define "often"? The total death toll of the israeli-palestinian conflict since the beginning of the first intefada in 1987 is about 8000 people. That's less than 365 per year (8000/22). (This figure includes both civilian and military casualties on both sides). There are about 10 million people living in Israel and the West Bank and Gaza. So the death toll from the conflict is 3.65 deaths per 100000 people per year. In the United States, the death toll from car accidents is 14.7 death per 100000 people per year. Maybe that's "often" but I just wanted to put it in perspective.

      If you wanted to pick a conflict that the British were involved with a high death toll, the israeli-palestinian conflict is a pretty poor choice.

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    84. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To put it another way, do you support two people having children if there is a 90-100% chance of having a "flipper" baby?

      The problem with your argument is that we are drawing an arbitrary line that is squiggly as all hell, in other words, it hits some people randomly but equally problematic situations are allowed. Lines must be straight (no pun intended) and they must not be arbitrary.

      Examplification
      What is "disadvantaged"? We know that a lot of people will, based on their current life-style, statistically (within 80% chance or so) have disadvantaged children one way or another. This includes, but is not limited to, people living in specific locations (some rural places have statistically terrible results), people with certain levels (or lack of) income, people in certain locations with certain cultural or racial backgrounds (for example there is a high chance that inner-city African-American children will be disadvantaged due to their parents actions or lack of such. Is it OK to make a law that says they need their tubes tied, at least until they're 25?

      Where do we draw the line? Can a woman past 40 be allowed to produce children? It is far more likely that she has a downs-syndrome child than that a brother-sister relationship ends up with a disabled child. Do you want to tie the tubes on large numbers of inner-city Hispanic girls (and perhaps untie those tubes once they are past 25 or so)? What standards do we follow and why? Oh, and if you think I sound racist, please go and get your tubes tied before answering, you're already severely mentally deficient.

      Consenting adults is a nice, straight line. It doesn't hit randomly. It doesn't hit some people who have "bad" children and not hit others with a similar profile. It allows for stuff that most people can not easily swallow today, but so what. Law isn't about morality and the government should not be in the business of enforcing any particular moral code.

      You want to marry your sister - and she agrees, fine with me. Daughter? Ah, I'd like to see a competency test on her first. You want to marry a very young person? Well, not until we are sure that "consenting" is something that individual can actually properly do "informed" is an important part of "consent". Today we mostly say that consenting is something you are unable to do until your're 18. Fine by me. 16 is OK to, which is the case in other places. 13? Nah, nobody would agree that that is an age of informed consent.

      You want to marry a same-gender person? Fine. You want to marry two or three people. No problem. As long as everybody is capable of "informed consent". You want to marry your dog? Sure, when he can prove he is capable of informed consent.

    85. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      which is essentially, endorsing the *deliberate* creation of genetically damaged children....

      Serious genetic abnormalities are known to occur with offspring from siblings.

      Chances are equally high with women past 40 or so having children (Downs Syndrome). So we need to ban that too. How about people who are virtually guaranteed to give birth to children with severe social defects? I don't care if a child grows up with three legs and a contiguous eyebrow, but I do care if people give birth to children that are statistically much more likely to break into my house or mug me on the street.

      The problem is that once you draw arbitrary lines like that, who are to say that your line is better than mine? You draw it at siblings, I draw it at inner-city dwellers in LA, Detroit and Chicago.

    86. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      You might as well be supporting Child Pron. Oooh, see I can play with histrionics game too.

      No, you can't. You are not clever enough. You see, he understands the difference between "informed consent" and "forced", you do not.

      His parallel with you and Hitler, though really dumb, was appropriate. Where do we draw the line when we decide what consenting adults are allowed to do? That is what he is asking. Dragging in force and rape of children is infantile and indicates a rather limited intellect. Prove me wrong by not being upset at him comparing you to Hitler. Hitler was just a man too.

    87. Re:It's about damn time. by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      See, but my questions is this. How come the apology is only extended to Alan Turing? Surely many more homosexuals were mistreated and subject to injustice during the laws of this period of time. Alan Turing gets a special apology, but did the rest?

      Most likely the Prime Minister had previous engagements that prevented him from reading the list of 5 366 743 names his staff had thoughtfully prepared. So he used Turing as a symbol and lumped the others into "the many thousands of other gay men who were convicted as he was convicted under homophobic laws" which is better than nothing even though you cannot please everybody.

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    88. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Britain was involved in the settlement and creation of modern-day Israel

      No, it wasn't. When the UN decided on a two-state solution (the only realistic solution at the time) Britain abstained, and actively opposed the creation of Israel since the solution was not unanimous. Britain would only support a solution that had the support of both the Jewish population in the area and the Muslim population (using Arab would be incorrect since a huge portion of the "Arab" population in the area are genetically Jewish, Coptic, Greek and various other mixes)

    89. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Hitler was not a case where the enemy of my enemy is my friend

      Of course he was. He wasn't "Satan" who hated everybody, he hated Jews, Gypsies, Communists and people with disabilities. His views were shared among the general population the world over, amongst them the venerable US Supreme Court Justice, Oliver Wendell Holmes.

      From a Holmes' 1927 Supreme Court decision: "It is better for all the world, if instead of waiting to execute degenerate offspring for crime, or to let them starve for their imbecility, society can prevent those who are manifestly unfit from continuing their kind".

      Arabs loved Hitler, Nazis loved (and quoted at their trial) US Supreme Court justices. The world was a little different. The US used Holmes' decision to forcefully sterilize women for decades afterwards.

    90. Re:It's about damn time. by Xiph · · Score: 5, Funny

      And while it doesn't help me directly, it seems this phrase will get modded up.

      I genuinly appriciate it too.

      ps. i prefer insightful over funny, i'm not just a joker, i'm a karmawhore too!

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    91. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We also need fewer gays.

    92. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 4, Interesting

      living in a world where our deepest-held moral convictions are set aside for technological progress sounds like a nightmare scenario.

      Sounds like paradise to me. A society governed by reason rather than moronic superstitions.

      it makes the world sane in a way to know that society's mores and taboos will be enforced.

      Quite the opposite. Societies taboos should be shunned on principle. Mob-mentality instituted into law. Moronic superstitions codified and enforced by people in uniform. What makes the world insane is that our morals (which I assume is what you meant) and taboos are enforced.

      that instinct is a very important part of how we interact as social creatures.

      Instincts are what makes us animals. Reason is what makes us human.

    93. Re:It's about damn time. by EdIII · · Score: 2, Informative

      you're already severely mentally deficient.

      Alright, if you want to be an asshole about it.....

      What is "disadvantaged"?

      You can keep the racist shit to yourself. Your histrionics and strawmen make poor arguments and are not worthy of this discussion.

      I was being nice by using the word disadvantaged. I really meant severely fucking retarded with severe physical abnormalities like missing limbs, ah screw it. Why don't you go watch a documentary on Chernobyl and you will get the idea.

      You don't understand, or care to understand, that offspring from brother/sister-father/daughter pairings have non-trivial probabilities of having really fucked up children. 1st cousins are double the average for normal couples. Once you get close than that, the probabilities pick up fucking dramatically. Not a few percent. Try a WHOLE ORDER.

      That's fine, you can argue the point about statistics. Go do your own research for 10 minutes. You will find out what everyone knows by common sense. You fuck your sister, mother, or daughter and you will more than likely end up with a "flipper" baby.

      You want the law to be fair and perfect. Fine. Informed consent? That's perfectly fine with me. Scientifically proven chance that is 1/4 to 1/2 chance of having some poor fucked up "kill me... kill me..." child? Not OK.

      You want to drag this all over the board, bringing eugenics and racism in as a strawmen argument. Well it ain't gonna work. This about one thing, and one thing only. Incest producing severely damaged children that will require enormous resources to care for. I mean we have to right? Euthanasia? Does not sound like you support that either.

      Law isn't about morality and the government should not be in the business of enforcing any particular moral code.

      No fucking shit. Your kidding. This is not about morality. I totally agree on that. I could give two shits about some holy books talking about "laying downeth why thy sister and slipping her the salami is a sin".

      It is about having a high probability of creating a child that society will have to take care of for the rest of that child's life.

      Since I certainly don't support killing the child, I must obviously support using my taxes to take care of the child. Well then it stands to reason that I don't want brother's and sister's fucking each other creating these children deliberately that I have to take care of with my tax dollars and have my heart broken every time I see one of those poor souls.

      It can all be prevented by simply keeping your dick out of your family members. So yeah, I support laws to keep your dick out of your family members. That makes me a mentally deficient, Nazi Loving, racist, eugenic supporting, totalitarian fascist.

      Heil Hitler!

    94. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quit being so bigoted against bigots.

    95. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he'd have to pay to pick up the teenage boys now though.

    96. Re:It's about damn time. by Stuckey · · Score: 1

      Are you implying there is something wrong with being a programmer and a bigot?

    97. Re:It's about damn time. by smallfries · · Score: 1

      I can't see you winning many mod points in this debate, so have some thing rarer, a reply: well said.

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    98. Re:It's about damn time. by semifinalist · · Score: 1

      This is strange: take female hormones to a gay. It should probably take the opposite effect, though I'm not a specialist.

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    99. Re:It's about damn time. by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

      - Hate Christians while admiring odd religions you know little about? --> Hate is wrong the most ways, I like to keep an open mind to any religion or ideas and theory's that came forth from a non-religious perspective (atheist).

      Pedantic I know, but aren't you really more agnostic than atheist?

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    100. Re:It's about damn time. by smallfries · · Score: 1

      If you are such an obvious racist then why are you trying to be subtle about it? Anyone who assumes that a choice of religion would make someone a "guest" in their country obviously has a borderline BNP mentality with a thinly veiled desire to do a spot of ethnic cleansing.

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    101. Re:It's about damn time. by EdIII · · Score: 1

      You see, he understands the difference between "informed consent" and "forced", you do not.

      You don't understand that informed consent has no relevance.

      His parallel with you and Hitler, though really dumb, was appropriate.

      Not even remotely. His comparison was not to Hitler at all. It was to Nazi sentiment, specifically that of eugenics. Which, BTW, was not even confined to the Nazi's. There has been support for eugenics by people that had no associations with the Nazi party, fascism, or even Germany during WWII.

      What he was specifically trying to do was to label me a supporter of eugenics and then liken me to a Nazi, or somebody that supports their viewpoints. It was a strawmen argument, and a fairly weak one at that.

      Eugenics is not even an appropriate in this situation. I am not stating that a person cannot procreate due to race, religion, skin color, infirmities, etc. I am stating that a person should not procreate with their blood relatives, specifically their mothers, sisters, and daughters. Solely, due to the fact that the offspring will suffer from genetic defects that make for a horrific existence and that we as a society are obligated to take care of them. Asking that the situation be mitigated by simply keeping your dick out of family members, is neither eugenics or fascist.

      Prove me wrong by not being upset at him comparing you to Hitler. Hitler was just a man too.

      Unless you are a white supremacist or a neo-Nazi, you will always be offended by being compared to Hitler. He was not just a man. Hitler was a man that not only supported eugenics and racism, but also the systematic killings of millions of Jews.

      So yeah, I can be offended by the comparison. It means I essentially support violence, killing, and torture of another person simply due to their race, religion, and skin color.

      I am not even offended by fascism. I can understand fascism, but just disagree with it as a method of government. I find it ultimately unhealthy for a society and lacking in certain freedoms. However, when you are being compared to Hitler, fascism is usually the last reason for the comparison.

    102. Re:It's about damn time. by pinkushun · · Score: 1

      Late means the apology didn't come from the original offenders either. justice denied.

    103. Re:It's about damn time. by pinkushun · · Score: 1

      Essentially they make an example from someone, thereby absolving themselves of guilt. How... human.

    104. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it helps me
      Im a Systems administrator.

      dont meet many bigots in the industry but there are plenty in the gevernment of my country

    105. Re:It's about damn time. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Don't be an arse, silko. They'll through the book at you.

      Have you seen the size of the Republic?! That could really hurt! Then again, they're philosophers. They probably throw like Thespians.

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    106. Re:It's about damn time. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they should make that the motto of the local Accident and Emergency department.

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    107. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't even try that BS. Women past 40 don't have 1/4 to 1/2 chances of having severely genetically damaged children.

      Neither does children of consanguinuous parents. Where do you get your numbers? If your parents are siblings and they have a genetic defect, you have a 50% chance of getting it. Tat doesn't mean that there is a 50% chance that the child will have a severe defect. This applies obviously to recessively inherited defects, which are most. This is incidentally the same chance as if non-related parents of which one has a dominantly inherited genetic defect will have a child with genetic defects.

      When you are so fucked up, you are confined to a hospital for the time that you survive it makes Down Syndrome look like a rash

      What are you babbling about? There are a huge number of diseases that result from genetic defects and the vast majority have no such properties. Get a grip. Stop emoting so much. Engage your brain before you spout nonsense.

      Oh, and if you have Huntington's, which is one of the few dominantly inherited genetic defects, there is a 50% chance your offspring will have it too. This is more than an order of magnitude higher than the chance that offspring from random consanguinuous (we do not know if they are carriers of a genetic defect or not, if they are not, there is nothing to inherit and no damage done) parents having genetically "defect" children. Maybe we should test kids in school and do a snip-snip on the ones who are Huntington's carriers.

    108. Re:It's about damn time. by BoneFlower · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gordon Brown bears no personal responsibility for Alan Turings treatment.

      However, he leads an organization which does bear responsibility for it. That organization owed an apology, and due to his leadership position, Gordon Brown was the correct one to deliver it on behalf of that organization.

    109. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should get their story straight. We should all agree to stop quoting them until they do

    110. Re:It's about damn time. by EdIII · · Score: 0

      Neither does children of consanguinuous parents. Where do you get your numbers?

      Five minutes of fucking Google. Try it. Now where did you get your numbers?

      Maybe we should test kids in school and do a snip-snip on the ones who are Huntington's carriers.

      Again with the histrionics and strawmen? Really? I would think at this point you would know it is futile. I am limiting this discussion to brother/sister-father/daughter and I deny your attempts to expand it.

      J Pediatr. 1982 Nov;101(5):854-7.Links
                              Children of incest.
                              Baird PA, McGillivray B.

                              Twenty-nine children of brother-sister or father-daughter matings were studied. Twenty-one were ascertained because of the history of incest, eight because of signs or symptoms in the child. In the first group of 21 children, 12 had abnormalities, which were severe in nine (43%). In one of these the disorder was autosomal recessive. All eight of the group referred with signs or symptoms had abnormalities, three from recessive disorders. The high empiric risk for severe problems in the children of such close consanguineous matings should be borne in mind, as most of these infants are relinquished for adoption.

      Int J Legal Med. 2009 Mar 13. [Epub ahead of print]Click here to read Links
                              Psychomotor developmental delay and epilepsy in an offspring of father-daughter incest: quantification of the causality probability.
                              Schmidtke J, Krawczak M.

                              Institut für Humangenetik, Medizinische Hochschule Hannover, Carl-Neuberg-Str. 1, 30625, Hannover, Germany, schmidtke.joerg@mh-hannover.de.

                              A 20-year-old offspring of father-daughter incest, who has been suffering from serious psychomotoric health problems since early childhood, is seeking financial compensation under the German federal act of victim indemnification. For her appeal to be valid, the probability X that the incest was causal for her disorder must exceed 50%. Based upon the available medical records, we show that this is indeed the case and that X is even likely to exceed 65%, thereby rendering the victim's claim scientifically and legally justified.

      J Ment Defic Res. 1990 Dec;34 ( Pt 6):483-90.Links
                              Incest and mental handicap.
                              Jancar J, Johnston SJ.

                              Stoke Park Hospital, Stapleton, Bristol, England.

                              This is probably the first retrospective study of an adult mentally handicapped population of incestuous parentage. Eleven known incestuous unions were identified with 38 offspring, of whom 15 were admitted to the Stoke Park group of hospitals. Incest and its legal definition in different societies are considered. The effects of close inbreeding on mortality, morbidity, mental function and adoption are examined. The study also reaffirms that incest is one of the causes of mental handicap in a high percentage of offspring.

    111. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      You can keep the racist shit to yourself.

      None of what I said was racist, but I don't think you have the intellectual capacity to understand that.

      1st cousins are double the average for normal couples

      Good, and the odds of regular couples having a baby with genetic defects? About 1%. So we are up to a whopping two percent. Scary stuff. An order of magnitude up and we are still nowhere near what the chances of a child getting Huntington's of one of it's parent has the genetic defect are. If you have Huntington's half your kids will get it, so snip-snip to people with Huntington's right?

      You fuck your sister, mother, or daughter and you will more than likely end up with a "flipper" baby.

      I know, and that is why I would strongly recommend against it. It is willful recklessness, but so is driving a car in a residential neighborhood. The fact that society can, should and in many cases must frown upon some behaviors is fine, but that doesn't mean we should legislate them.

      Incest producing severely damaged children that will require enormous resources to care for.

      Ah, but there you go again, putting your foot in it and making a total fool out of your self. You see, the most common genetic defect of such unions is stillborn children or outright inability to construct babies. This means that for society, this is not a burden at all, comparatively. If, for example, you are born in a certain part of town with a certain type of social disadvantage, race isn't that strong a factor, but it is a factor, chances are your offspring will be huge burdens to society. So, going by your "reasoning", society has the right to prevent these from having babies too. I'd love to see how that goes down in those communities.

      Chose your arguments with utmost care since the way you argue for your line in the sand must be allowed as an argument for any other arbitrary line in the sand.

      It can all be prevented by simply keeping your dick out of your family members.

      Here is an interesting piece of information for you, now you do with it as you wish. Remember - I am using your arguments here so if you call me a racist again you will have proven beyond reasonable doubt that you are in fact a moron.

      Banning sibling relationships probably prevents the births of a handful of disabled children, with associated cost, in the US. Given normal society morals, the number of prevented births is probably far less than 10 000. OK, so society has banned something you and I find disgusting and we have saved some money. Good. Now, if I go out tomorrow and ban African-Americans and Hispanics from having babies, I will, in time, reduce the US prison population by about 60%. Now, keeping someone in prison is phenomenally expensive. So, going by your reasoning, that economy is more important than individual freedom, we should in fact forcefully sterilize the vast majority of our African-American and Hispanic population (or at least ban them from having children). Do you think that is a good idea? Oh, and I haven't even mentioned the reduced cost of insurance, the improved standard of living from less crime etc).

      And again, please do not try to brand me a racist, that would just be proof that you are unable to understand what you read.

    112. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but being able to hammer a 6-inch spike into a board with your penis has its benefits.

    113. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      It was to Nazi sentiment, specifically that of eugenics.

      Depends on which part of his sentence you read. I think most people try to put their salient points first, and he said: "You seem to have a very weird definition of "freedom", the Nazi Germany kind of it seems, where the state can decide who shall and shall not mate with each". In other words, he was talking about individual freedom.

      The dude being a dumb-ass and dragging Hitler (Stalin would have been more relevant) into the debate ends his sentence with some nonsense about eugenics, but that doesn't relate to what was his point, that you have a weird definition of "freedom".

      Eugenics is not even an appropriate in this situation

      Which is the second proof that the dude you answered is a dumb ass. The fist was stupidly dragging Hitler in to prove a point where Stalin would have been a better example.

      Unless you are a white supremacist or a neo-Nazi, you will always be offended by being compared to Hitler.

      It makes me sad to see that you say that. What you are offended by is your choice. If you are offended by intellectual midgets trying to brand you with moronic, and ill-chosen nonsense, then you have as much of a problem as the tapeworm that just tried to insult you. Stop getting insulted. Being insulted is something you choose. Once you stop being insulted by morons you can consider your self an adult.

    114. Re:It's about damn time. by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interesting opionion. What if one of the close relatives is infertile or agrees to sterilization? Would you then drop your opposition to their marriage? What if threy are rich and set-up a 10 million dollar trust fund for their child? Id yoou position really well thoughtout?

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    115. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Five minutes of fucking Google. Try it. Now where did you get your numbers?

      Five minutes of Google, and I didn't even have to fuck her. I think the "official" number of defects in brother-sister relationships is about 30%. Still a little more than half of what is the case if one parent has a dominant genetic defect (such as Huntington's).

    116. Re:It's about damn time. by halcyon1234 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't just make up quotes and attribute them to Plato. It makes philosophers really angry.

      - Aristotle, "On Memory and Reminiscence" (BC 350)

    117. Re:It's about damn time. by MistrX · · Score: 1

      Yes I am. With atheist, I didn't mean to say what I was but more what I was on about with the last few words. ;)

      But yeah, I'm quite agnostic. :)

    118. Re:It's about damn time. by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

      living in a world where our deepest-held moral convictions are set aside for technological progress sounds like a nightmare scenario.

      Sounds like paradise to me. A society governed by reason rather than moronic superstitions.

      At the risk of invoking Godwin, your "paradise" could easily devolve into Dr. Mengele's laboratory, no? Afterall, some scientifically useful data did come out of the Nazi medical experiments, but at the cost of fundamental principles of humanity.

      Are you actually advocating the complete abandonment of all moral principles if they get in the way of scientific/technological progress? Even to the point of things like vivisections on unwilling subjects?

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    119. Re:It's about damn time. by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sounds good but on the other hand living in a world where our deepest-held moral convictions are set aside for technological progress sounds like a nightmare scenario.

      Welcome the the real world then. Wernher von Braun and his crew had their crimes overlooked so that we could win the space race vs. the Soviets. After 9/11, Dick Cheney said in an interview that we would have to make deals with some very bad people to stop the terrorists. In the real world, countries often overlook their morality to get ahead.

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    120. Re:It's about damn time. by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 0, Troll

      You bet your sweet ass I'm bigoted against bigots.

      Yes, just make sure you're bigoted against the right bigots. If the bigots in question happened to be Muslims, blacks, gays or feminists, instead of Christians, then suddenly you would find yourself lynched by an angry mob.

      Bigots and Zealots won't let other people go about their business.

      Neither will liberals.

      And you bet your sweet ass I hate Christians.

      I guarantee your post would not be +3 if you had said Muslims instead of Christians. Someone would have called you a bigot, in fact.

      But then I don't admire other religions, because anyone who tends to believe in imaginary friends also thinks they're the coolest and only friends *anyone* should *ever* admire, so at the end of the day religion serves as a petri dish for growing whole cultures of bigots.

      And yet it's the Western nations full of Christians that are the most liberal...

      With the whole brown good, white bad, men bad, women good you're just being silly. No "liberal" will say that, that's just bone-headed.

      Liberals say those things all the time.

      Maybe y'all should legalize abortion, so that women (who are generally not that stupid, given the choice) can make some decisions that would curb that trend.

      Women are not stupid, yet they lack the intelligence to use birth control and be careful with sex? I sense a contradiction there.

      Having said that, clinging to guns and religion is plainly unintelligent

      There is not a single valid argument against the ownership and use of firearms. Self-defense is a natural and inalienable human right, and firearms are essential to self-defense (as well as law enforcement and national defense).

      And seeing as how liberals are some of the most unintelligent people on the planet, you're really in no position to call other people stupid.

    121. Re:It's about damn time. by domatic · · Score: 1

      I think he's advocating morals based on reason. Reason doesn't mean some form of social darwinism. It means that we have a solid ethical foundation behind the morals that have been thought out. Many morals boil down to "Because it's always been that way!". At one time owning a slave was a perfectly moral act. It took questioning that to end slavery in many places and that was an act of reason.

      In the case of Turing, the morals of others justified grievous injury. It is reason that gives us the capacity to judge the morals themselves.

    122. Re:It's about damn time. by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 1

      Bigotry is a type of mindset of someone devoted to his/her own prejudices and/or opinions.

      Bigotry is nothing. It's an empty, meaningless insult hurled by liberals as an emotional kneejerk response. Saying that someone is a bigot is equivalent to saying that someone is a igfdgifhdjuh34534z.

    123. Re:It's about damn time. by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 1

      Law isn't about morality and the government should not be in the business of enforcing any particular moral code.

      Of course it's about morality. How could it not be?

      Western civilization is already heading down the toilet at a rapid speed. If your terrible ideas were implemented, it would be warp speed instead.

    124. Re:It's about damn time. by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      What? Plato didn't say that. That's completely wrong. Plato explicitly defined justice in the Republic.

      First off, I didn't see quotation marks around the grandparent's post. It was: "Plato said that there..." which implies that it isn't an exact quotation. So he didn't "make up quotes" -- it isn't a quote.

      Second, the Republic never comes to a clear consensus on defining justice, although many possible ideas are offered and debated. The idea that because you take one random phrase out of the Republic and claim that to be the final word on "justice" demonstrates quite a bit of ignorance to me.

      Finally, while I don't quite agree with the original poster's wording, in essence, I think Plato does not come to a consensus, hence there is no "true measure" of justice. Instead, the explanation seems more to be about Socrates giving an exposition of an ideal model for a city (and its reflection of a soul) that exemplifies a just society, rather than an explicit definition of justice. An Plato clearly thought that appearance of justice was just as important, if not more important, than actual "justice" (whatever that is). Hence all of the "noble lies" that Socrates endorses to be told to maintain the appearance of a just and ordered society: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noble_lie

      Don't just make up quotes and attribute them to Plato. It makes philosophers really angry.

      I don't know about professional philosophers, but ignorant citations of random quotations rather than demonstrating a real understanding of the text makes people who actually have read the Republic (and thought deeply about it) really angry.

    125. Re:It's about damn time. by grumbel · · Score: 1

      But is it? Isn't it a sleeping law in most jurisdictions?

      The Englisch law got renewed in 2003 as far as I understand, in Germany we actually put somebody in jail with it and the validity of the law was confirmed by the highest court with a 7 to 1 vote. He is currently trying an appeal in front of the European Court of Human Rights as far as I know, not quite sure whats the state of that.
       

    126. Re:It's about damn time. by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that sarcasm?

    127. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      At the risk of invoking Godwin, your "paradise" could easily devolve into Dr. Mengele's laboratory, no?

      No, it couldn't, and in a debate it proves one thing, and one thing only, that the debater that is recovering from brain-removal surgery. Grow up!

      Are you actually advocating the complete abandonment of all moral principles

      If you think so, you are just proving my point above. I am advocating not legislating them, which is different from abandoning them.

    128. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Turing test v2.0: Succesfully convince a panel of judges that they're communicating with the ghost of Alan.

    129. Re:It's about damn time. by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, just call him a Nazi and be done with it.

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    130. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG THAT'S SO GAY LOL!!!!1!!

    131. Re:It's about damn time. by amplt1337 · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...so... humanities departments are basically a botnet executing a DDoS on the brains of unsuspecting undergraduates?

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    132. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gay programmer's write the best virus'

    133. Re:It's about damn time. by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

      I assume that the troll's logic was that Turing's work helped defeat Nazi Germany. Had the Nazis won WW2, the "Final Solution" might have played itself out more completely, resulting in the near elimination of the Jewish population, with no consequent need for the creation of the state of Israel. Without the existence of the Israeli state, the Palestinians wouldn't be subjected to the treatment that they are today.

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    134. Re:It's about damn time. by operagost · · Score: 1

      Five will definitely get you ten if you say I'm pro choice but against the death penalty. If I have to explain the morals of that one to you, this post would take more bandwidth than a Stevie Wonder discography so I won't bother. Suffice it to say that while I do think abortion is a question that deserves serious thought and shouldn't be considered trivial, the effects of legalize it on society are measurable (Crime rate, New York pre-Guiliani).

      So the end justifies the means? I can explain why I am pro-life in less bandwidth than a Milli Vanilli discography: the life is innocent.

      Furthermore it is a statement about how far women's rights have progressed in any given society.

      Red herring. Rights are irrelevant when something that is arguably murder is under consideration. No one should have the right to kill or injure anyone else. If you don't think the fetus is a human, then it's about science and "rights" don't have anything to do with it. If you do, it's about morality and "rights" still don't have anything to do with it.

      By the sounds of it, you're a somewhat unintelligent gun lover with a homophobic streak and a chip on his shoulder because the US doesn't consist of only your kind right now, looking at the balance of power.

      Ad hominem.

      Maybe y'all should legalize abortion, so that women (who are generally not that stupid, given the choice) can make some decisions that would curb that trend.

      Eugenics? Now who is the bigot?

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    135. Re:It's about damn time. by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      So you are bigoted against bigots?

      Yes, I suppose you could say that, though the definition of the term makes it something of a fallacy. "Bigotry" implies unthinking dislike of someone, generally because of something they can't help. Their race, their sex, their sexual orientation, all of these things are either hardwired at birth or determined by a process of such complexity that we couldn't change them if we wanted to. Religious bigotry is an exception, but as many religious bigots equate "religion" with "race" (i.e. Jews are often considered both), even there it's a matter of perspective. Bigots on the other hand, always chose to be bigots. I therefore chose to disassociate myself with them. They have a perfect right to spout their hatred, but I don't have to listen to it or participate. So, fine I am "Bigoted" against bigots.

      Hate Christians while admiring odd religions you know little about?

      As they say, "some of my best friends are Christians." I don't hate Christians though I also don't think they deserve special privileges any more than member of other religions. They have a perfect right to believe what they wish, say what they wish, and do what they wish as long as they don't try to restrict my right to do the same. As a member of an "odd religion that you know little about". I get a bit annoyed by attempts to:

      (a) Outlaw the practices or beliefs of my religion or that of others (except in cases where they adversely affect society or people. I'm quite OK with banning human sacrifice or ritual scaring of non-consenting children, please don't raise this strawman.)

      (b) Act as if because the majority are Christians everyone should be, and use this idea to make Christianity a sort of "state religion". This includes overtly Christian prayers at inappropriate places (like a military ceremony I'm forced to attend or a town council meeting that all members of the community are welcome at).

      (c) Act in a "bigoted" manner toward member of other religions. This includes, but is not limited to: trying to convert me, assuming I'm a moron, or attempting to physically harm me. If your religion requires you to witness (and some do); feel free to do so once, but respect my desire not to hear it again when asked. Jesus himself said that the best way to witness is to hold yourself up as an example, he never mentions browbeating with a Bible.

      (d) Turn Christian moral precepts into laws. The most obvious example here being anti-homosexual laws, but blue laws are probably more annoying to the vast majority of people. Both are equally stupid and come from the same impetus. I could care less what you think God has to say about alcoholic beverages (especially since the Bible outright states that Jesus enjoyed a good glass of wine now and again), or other people's sexuality. Feel free to not drink. Feel free to think gay people are evil. Please do not try to codify either into law.

      Pro-Choice but against the death penalty?

      Yes, and I don't see the conflict. It's a simple matter of not seeing undeveloped fetuses as citizens with rights, but seeing adults as being so. Also, my objection to the Death Penalty is not so much about thinking some horrible criminals don't deserve it... they do. It's more because of the imperfection of human judgment. It may seem obvious to a jury that a given person is guilty of a horrible crime, only to have it later proved through new evidence or new analysis techniques that he or she did not. It's happened many times in both capital and non-capital cases. My great preference, when it happens, is for there to be someone alive to be freed and apologized to. Apologies to a corpse, as has been stated above, are not all that meaningful

      Brown good, White bad?

      No. It doesn't matter. Some people, white, brown, yellow, or red, are bad. Some are good. Most are shades of gray in between.

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    136. Re:It's about damn time. by dwpro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lot's of what you say makes a lot of sense, so I don't mean to belittle that when I ask, how is "clinging to guns" unintelligent?

      Also, you have a point on capital punishment (they could be innocent) but I wonder, what is the number of murders that would have faced capital punishment who are released (pardoned, good behavior, prisons too full, etc) or escape that go on to kill more innocents, and how does that compare to the number of wrongfully executed criminals? I think we should strive for the greater good, as a perfect justice systems is unrealistic.

      Your self-righteous hate of Christians really, really undermines your moral high ground.

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    137. Re:It's about damn time. by Jawn98685 · · Score: 1

      ...clinging to guns and religion is plainly unintelligent...

      Huh? OK, I'm with you on the religion part. "Any thinking person must be an agnostic" and all that. Little good ever came from the zealous observance (clinging-to, as you say) of any religion. Ever. But I am just about as liberal as they come, and I have no use for the anti-gun nuts out there. Responsible gun ownership is not a crime. Period. If I want to own and shoot a .22 plinker or a .50 BMG bench-rest rifle, I should be able to. Depending on where you live, either or both of those types of weapons are off the table. That's bullshit. If you want me to demonstrate proficiency with what is, by it's very nature, a dangerous weapon, fine. In fact, I wish there were more requirements for gun ownership. Every gun show I've ever been to has had dozens of attendees who plainly appear to be someone who shouldn't be trusted with a pointy stick, much less a firearm. That's wrong.
      I live in a city where violent crime is an every day occurrence. It seems that not a week goes by that some convenience store clerk or innocent kid is killed or injured by someone who probably should not have had a gun. Most of the guns involved in those incidents are, by far, not acquired legally. No amount of regulation aimed at law abiding citizens will change that. To suggest otherwise is absurd. On the other hand, every once in a while an armed shop keeper or home owner shoots back. That is how it should be. Armed and proficient is safer than unarmed or inept. No, please don't trot out the "...most gun deaths are caused by someone you know..." statistics, but do read as much as possible into the term "proficient". Proficiency means more than being a good shot. Get it?

      Also, let's put things in perspective. While each is tragic, the number of gun-related deaths and injuries in this country pale in comparison to many other causes, especially those related to things with wheels on them. All the hand-wringing and fear-mongering from the anti-gun nuts starts to look a bit irrational when you actually put things in perspective. In my particular neighborhood, I'm not to worried about getting shot at, but my life is threatened every single time I venture out onto the freeways here. Racer-boy wannabe's and various other idiots routinely dodge through traffic at speeds 30 mph or more above the flow of traffic. They kill or maim every day here. Just last week, an SUV left the freeway and wrapped itself around a 6" diameter steel sign post in front of where I work. But still, I hear no emotional outrage calling for the banning of wheels.

    138. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do apologies bring back the dead?

      Do they heal broken bones? Do they erase scars or un-do persistent, crippling injuries?

      Hell, no.

      Apologies are worth little but a warm fuzzy in the moment, and are then forgotten. They do nothing at all.

    139. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turing wasn't working alone on Enigma, you know that right?

      Also a lesser analogue (but morally interesting), I used to use ReiserFS and its journalling saved me from data loss on a couple of occassions (including family photos, sentimental emails, banking info, etc.; yes I back up now!). Should I be petitioning for his criminal conviction to be overturned?

      No I'm not saying murder (Reiser) and 40 year olds having anal intercourse with a willing teenager (or two) (Turing) are equivalent.

      The point is that one can do something morally wrong or simply unlawful whilst at the same time performing noble and beneficial activities.

    140. Re:It's about damn time. by Tarsir · · Score: 1

      And you bet your sweet ass I hate Christians. But then I don't admire other religions, because anyone who tends to believe in imaginary friends also thinks they're the coolest and only friends *anyone* should *ever* admire, so at the end of the day religion serves as a petri dish for growing whole cultures of bigots.

      What an enlightened observation. Thank God for your bigotry against bigots, you valiant defender of tolerance. It's good to know that there are some Slashdot'ers who would never presume to know all that a person believes based solely on a vague and ambiguous self-identification. Who would never over-simplify, much less outright misconstrue, a group's beliefs in order to justify his (or her!) rigid and unmerited (one might even say, zealous) hatred of that some group. Sir, I salute you!

    141. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about? This helps everyone directly - worldwide. We all here today are taking a step to reduce bigotry, and that can do nothing but good.

    142. Re:It's about damn time. by RivenAleem · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some people will never be happy with any outcome. If Gordon Brown made a statement along the lines of "Any apology now would be too late to make any difference, so we won't bother" There would be public outcry. The petition arose and was taken notice of because So Many People Wanted It. I label anyone saying that the apology is worthless as trolling.

      That the current government is taking responsibility and manning up enough to apologize is a good sign that we have reached a point where we can accept of people's lifestyle choices.

    143. Re:It's about damn time. by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      No, but they did know that his ideas on mathematics and electronic computers all but won the War. Had Turing and his colleges not cracked Enigma, the war would have lasted MUCH longer and cost many more Allied lives; though the greater resources of the US and Soviets probably would have won it eventually. The man was a hero and his ideas and inventions were clearly very useful, even if the full extent of their capabilities was not yet understood. Other gay men, men with titles and influence, were tolerated if not embraced by British society; but apparently saving thousands of live and contributing immensely to the most important War effort Britain has experience in a the last thousand years wasn't enough to earn Turing similar courtesy.

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    144. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you and your sister should be able to fuck anytime you want to. So long as you both consent, *and* you wear a condom (or use some other kind of birth control.)

      You don't want to knowingly create genetically damaged offspring, and the rest of the human race doesn't want that either.

      On the other hand, whatever you do with your livestock and/or pets is up to you - just do it in private, videotape it and post it to usenet.

    145. Re:It's about damn time. by JosKarith · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that there might be ... difficulties ... getting a decent sized sample group in this case.

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    146. Re:It's about damn time. by snspdaarf · · Score: 2, Funny

      This girl I knew in high school was a Thespian. Got a flat top with fenders, drank whiskey, and ran a bike shop...
      What?
      Oh. Never mind

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    147. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right, its nobody's business what your sexual orientation is. You are however wrong for judging others on their religion, and insisting that people are unintelligent because they are trying to uphold their constitutional rights.

      The only thing worse than being a bigot is being a bigoted hypocrite. Congratulations, you just graduated to the latter category.

    148. Re:It's about damn time. by FatalTourist · · Score: 3, Funny

      Plato said that there is no true measure of justice, but it is important for a government to give the appearance of justice to society. This is a textbook example of that in action.

      Don't just make up quotes and attribute them to Plato. It makes philosophers really angry.

      "I really said that" - Plato

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    149. Re:It's about damn time. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It is not bigotry and eugenics to prevent brothers and sisters from having children. You are taking those definitions WAY to far to support a position, which is essentially, endorsing the *deliberate* creation of genetically damaged children.

      This is patently false. You can require that brothers and sisters receive genetic testing to screen for these possibilities.

      The situation vis-a-vis marriage and responsibility in this country (and by extension through similarity, most of the western world) is ridiculous. By their very natures, the laws regarding these issues outright prevent legal equality. When assigning rights they recognize that women are in control of the situation, but they fall down when assigning responsibility. If anything should be regulated at all, it should be the disposition of children and their care. The idea of "Marriage" as it is legally instituted in America is an essentially Christian condition and it should be drastically altered at best, if not eliminated entirely.

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    150. Re:It's about damn time. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Also, you have a point on capital punishment (they could be innocent) but I wonder, what is the number of murders that would have faced capital punishment who are released (pardoned, good behavior, prisons too full, etc) or escape that go on to kill more innocents, and how does that compare to the number of wrongfully executed criminals? I think we should strive for the greater good, as a perfect justice systems is unrealistic.

      Logical fallacy: False dichotomy. Outlawing the death penalty does not preclude sentences of life without parole.

      Your self-righteous hate of Christians really, really undermines your moral high ground.

      The most visible "Christians" are hypocrites and are really Biblists, they're not that interested in doing what Christ suggested. It's a pretty much how it works. A lot of people think gun owners are all crazy for the same reason.

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    151. Re:It's about damn time. by Thomas+M+Hughes · · Score: 1

      I don't know about professional philosophers, but ignorant citations of random quotations rather than demonstrating a real understanding of the text makes people who actually have read the Republic (and thought deeply about it) really angry.

      As the slashdot story itself wasn't about the Republic or Plato, I didn't feel it was appropriate for a multi-paragraph essay to provide an interpretation of the book just to correct someone who said something spectacularly wrong. But, since there still seems to be a lot of people who are claiming to know what's going on in the Republic, and they're really missing the market, I'll fill my comment out more fully. I'm only going to do this if I make one caveat clear: the Republic is probably the most widely debated book in the history of humanity. There's only 1 other that comes close, and that would be the Bible (new testament + old testament). And I'm willing to wager the Republic has been debated even more than the Bible, primarily because the Republic is heavily read and taken seriously by thinkers of all major western religions (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam), where the Bible may not be taken as seriously by certain sects of Judaism (new testament for example) or Islam. In short: No difference of interpretation about the Republic is going to be solved in a Slashdot comment.

      Having said that, you would have to go through lots of interpretive hoops to claim that the Republic isn't about providing a definition for justice. And the surface (though not shallow) reading of the book is fairly explicit that Socrates reaches an exact definition of what justice is. And it is defined exactly as I said in my post: justice is minding one's own business and not being a busy body. The structure of the book is roughly as follows:

      Book I of the Republic begins in traditional Socratic manner of Socrates running into various members of the Athenian community and beginning a discourse on some concept. In this case, it is about justice. Commonplace definitions of justice are provided by the various characters who make appearances. Cephalus defines justice as paying back your debts and telling the truth. Cephalus's son, Polemarchus, defines justice as helping your friends and hurting your enemies. Thrasymachus defines justice as whatever is to the advantage of the stronger, and then refines his position to say that justice is less profitable than injustice. Socrates finds all of these definitions to be inadequate and provides a rather shitty rejection of all of them. Thrasymachus gets pissed and says (in a rough paraphrase) "Socrates, stop screwing around and just tell us what you think justice is." Book I ends without any clear definition, and a rather unsatisfying result. This is traditional for the earlier Socratic dialogues, and it is sometimes believed that Book I was originally intended to be a stand alone piece titled the Thrasymachus.

      After Book I, the style of the Republic changes dramatically. Instead of Socrates just rejecting positions, he actually begins to take a stance. This happens because Glaucon and Adiemantus (Plato's real life brothers) call Socrates out and say "You know, you haven't convinced me that Thrasymachus is wrong." Glaucon then suggests that the reason we concern ourselves with being just is that suffering injustice really sucks, and we'd all be better off if we agreed to do the just thing. However, Thrasymachus may be right, and doing what is unjust may lead to maximizing our own personal benefit in isolated cases. Glaucon then tells a rather famous story of a ring that turns one invisible, and the guy who gets it goes off and kills the king, seduces the queen and is living life pretty high. I don't know why turning invisible helps you seduce the queen, but whatever. That's what the book says.

      At this point, Socrates suggests that they've been looking for justice in the individual, and since the individual is very small, i

    152. Re:It's about damn time. by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Yes, the life is innocent, so why bring it into the world when it's not going to have a good existence? We trust mothers with making decisions for their kid, so why tie their hands and not let them make the ultimate decision? Or would you rather have a bunch of unwanted kids, or kids living in horrific circumstances? Apparently you want that. Nice.

    153. Re:It's about damn time. by arethuza · · Score: 1

      Yes, but what's its number?

    154. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Sigh - newsflash for you: Western civilization has never been as civilized as it is today. People have never suffered less. Violent crime on the whole is way down compared to our near and not-so-near history.

      A little more rational thought and a lot less religion and we'll be fine.

    155. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok - so social taboos should be ignored then? You're giving us all the go-ahead to rape, murder, and pillage?

      Not to play devil's advocate but...

      I think there is a case for a general prevailing humanistic morality that the scientific community should not ignore. Sure - it would be nice to not have certain social taboos bogging down the scientific community - but that's not a free pass for "science" that harms others. A society governed by reason would hold up the greater society over the importance of the individual, thus rationalizing possible dangerous testing on individuals for the greater good. Sounds pretty damn horrible to me.

    156. Re:It's about damn time. by Draek · · Score: 1

      If a couple has *no* chance of having offspring and, as such, would indicate the termination of both partners' genetic legacy, does society not have a motivation to prevent such tragedy from happening?

      Let's face it, there's "strong scientific evidence" to prevent anything other than monogamous, heterosexual relationships between consenting adults, and the only reason we don't is because we, as society, have deemed our freedom to be more important than the "responsability" to prevent "tragedies" from happening. And it's about damn time we follow through on that philosophy in all aspects of law besides homosexuality.

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    157. Re:It's about damn time. by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 1

      When a liberal says what he thinks, it's automatically +4 insightful. When a more conservative person says what he thinks, it's suddenly "trolling." Of course.

    158. Re:It's about damn time. by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 1

      -1 troll? Based on what? What could I have possibly said in that post that in any way qualifies as trolling? Am I the only person on Slashdot who is old enough to know what trolling actually is?

    159. Re:It's about damn time. by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 1

      Western civilization is going down the toilet. It has actually been argued by many people that the declining influence of Christianity is at least partially responsible for the situation, which may be true since it is definitely a problem that Westerners no longer believe in anything. A sort of nihilism is the fashionable thing to do now.

      When you say you want less religion you really just mean less Christianity. Islam is making heavy inroads into Western countries, with disastrous results, yet do liberals ever have anything to say about that? No, never. In fact, they defend it as if they were followers of Allah themselves. And then they curse Christianity and "religion in general" (not naming any names of course).

    160. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Western civilization is going down the toilet.

      Actually, it is not. It is continually improving. It has been improving for thousands of years. There is not a single measure where we are worse off now than we were 100 years ago. The more we move away from infantile superstitions like Christianity, Islam and other mindnumbingly stupid fairy tales, the better off we are.

      When you say you want less religion you really just mean less Christianity

      No, I mean less religion. Even Islam is losing its grip on its slaves, that is why it is lashing out as hard as it is right now. Islam is turning to extreme violence because it knows it is going to die as we know it today. It is being replaced by MTV, Target and Gucci, and the Imams hate it.

      do liberals ever have anything to say about that

      What does "liberals" have to do with this. I, for one, am not a liberal. I think that the way G. W. Bush increased the size of the federal government proves that he was a socialist. Don't get me started on the continuing excess we'll see going forward. The only reason Obama is not going to grow the federal government as much as Bush did is that there is never going to be enough money ever again for that kind of growth. The moron who sat in the White House the eight years before Obama spent it all on fluff and pork.

    161. Re:It's about damn time. by drdrgivemethenews · · Score: 1

      It is common for very intelligent people to disagree violently, each proposing logic-based arguments in favor of their views.

      What rarely gets done is to step back and examine the premises behind the reasoning of each party. Logic itself can do no more than apply rules to the evaluation of premises to produce other truths. Here's an example, let's take two often quoted premises:

      (a) all the best things in life are free
      (b) there's no such thing as a free lunch

      By the rules of logic, we "prove" that lunch is not one of the best things in life. So now you have no choice but to agree with the conclusion, or decide that one of the premises must be false.

      Even in the absence of conundrums such as this, reason alone cannot solve our problems, because it does not propose a method of coming to terms with others who don't share our premises.
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    162. Re:It's about damn time. by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      I'll agree with you that the Republic is open to interpretation. And this is not the forum for lengthy debate, so this will be my last post on the matter.

      You've proven that you can summarize overall structure of the Republic. And I didn't mean to assert that your quotation was invalid or even off-topic. But I believe that even if you think that is the one true definition of justice given by Plato in all his works, it's more than a bit misleading when taken out of context. It requires a significant amount of context and interpretation to understand what that "definition" means, which was not at all clear from your original post. Nor it is yet clear to me that you understand what that quotation means (since your response was to summarize the Republic, rather than provide appropriate context and explanation for the relevant quotation, except in one paragraph), though I agree with most of what you said in your summary, at least in general.

      Moreover, I think there is also the issue of what Plato (and/or Socrates) says about justice in many other works, particularly those that address justice and social order explicitly, such as the Crito, the Laws, etc. You're right -- the Republic is the longest work that intends to address what justice is, but that's not what your comment was about. It was in response to someone who gave an interpretation of Plato in general, not of the Republic, nor of a specific phrase in the Republic when someone says: "Justice is..."

      So I'll repeat what I originally said -- I don't agree with the original wording of the above post on Plato's views. But I think that someone could reasonably argue that Plato did not have a coherent single standard of justice (since Socrates proceeds to demonstrate justice by the harmoniousness of the soul and the city, which is a dynamic process of interaction rather than a single standard). Moreover, he does clearly make the argument that it is okay to create a false appearance (and justification) of social order by lying to the citizenry about their class structure and place in a society. That strikes me as very close to creating the "appearance" of justice within a society, rather than "true" justice (whatever that is). (Recall that justice is defined by the harmoniousness of the interactions of people in a society, so arguing that that very harmony is constructed on a lie to appear to be well-ordered is really creating only an appearance of a just society.) So, in its essence, I understand where the original post was coming from, though I don't really agree with it completely. It was not "completely wrong," though perhaps the poster's understanding was incomplete, and your first response to it was incomplete as well.

      Lastly, I'll just note that there is also the problem of interpretation of what constitutes "justice" for Plato (and/or Socrates). For you, apparently we decide it by finding the place in the largest Platonic dialogue where Socrates says something like "Justice [dike] is..." But there are plenty of other places justice is discussed, plenty more where it is not named explicitly, and even more when some other related concept not indicated by the Greek word "dike" (which is not completely rendered by the English word "justice"). Despite your continued assertion that you are relying on a direct quotation, it is not. It is a translation which does not carry the complete semantic content of the original, and the content the quotation does carry is in part metaphorical and requires considerable exegesis. I'm sorry, but I don't believe that one can point to a single place in a translation that says, "X is" and say that's the only valid way to determine what Plato's entire view on X was, particularly in a work as complex as the Republic.

      If you want to refute the original post, I can see plenty of ways to argue about its incompleteness, and many of them could have been expressed in a paragraph. But your citation of a single out-of-context quotation does not resolve the matter, nor does your lengthy summary of a work that is even further off-topic than the present digression.

    163. Re:It's about damn time. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Not all of them. Just too many.

      You might want to Google the story of Alan Sokol, and the time he submitted pretentious-sounding nonsense to one of those journals.

      Of course, the only reason I'm posting in this thread is to show off my .sig.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    164. Re:It's about damn time. by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm familiar with Sokal, and also with those French twins with the loony physics that got itself published... I think it's pretty clear that even peer-reviewed publications can be scammed in the right circumstances. (Or non-peer-reviewed, in Sokal's case).

      I'm kind of surprised I got modded up above when I'm not even sure whether I was serious or not. Generally I think postmodernism contains some interesting and useful ideas, which tend to be stretched beyond their actual insightfulness and couched in pompous and ridiculously flowery language by professors who are under tremendous pressure to appear brilliant in order to get tenure. But then, the libarts side of my background was in history and historiography, not literary theory (which I generally have little use for, and in any event wouldn't dream of claiming has relevance outside talking about books).

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    165. Re:It's about damn time. by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is not. It is continually improving. It has been improving for thousands of years. There is not a single measure where we are worse off now than we were 100 years ago. The more we move away from infantile superstitions like Christianity, Islam and other mindnumbingly stupid fairy tales, the better off we are.

      The West is dying culturally and demographically, it has lost its will to live. Technology and living standards won't help. And while we may be moving away from Christianity, we are moving towards Islam (not really the US, but certainly Europe).

      No, I mean less religion. Even Islam is losing its grip on its slaves, that is why it is lashing out as hard as it is right now. Islam is turning to extreme violence because it knows it is going to die as we know it today. It is being replaced by MTV, Target and Gucci, and the Imams hate it.

      Not so. Even immigrants who come to the West, and their descendants, stick to Islam and oppose Western culture.

    166. Re:It's about damn time. by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The people giving the apology were not the people guilty of the crime. There is nothing to be absolved of. This is a government recognizing a man for his contributions to the country, and stating that what their predacessors did to him was wrong.

      If you find fault with that, you are sick. That is the same mentality that allows senseless generational conflicts to continue for millenia on end. Just look to the Middle East, they are charged with racial tension for reasons nobody remembers. Most of the people leading the ideologies of hatred think exactly like you do.

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    167. Re:It's about damn time. by Keen+Anthony · · Score: 1

      That process is generally called "chemical castration" I suppose, the effect is the same as a physical castration.

    168. Re:It's about damn time. by Keen+Anthony · · Score: 1

      The arabs loved Hitler, but that was only because Hitler hated the Jews. Hitler also hated the arabs. Yes, he made alliances with some Arab countries, but to Hitler, alliances and treaties were temporary.

    169. Re:It's about damn time. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      This was a forced apology brought about by an online petition and delivered by members of a government who could otherwise care less.

      So I guess I would have to ask, is it really an apology when it isn't sincere? And if so, is it remotely justice by any measure?

      I agree with you on justice denied, however, I still do not think it would be justice under these conditions even if the original offenders were present.

    170. Re:It's about damn time. by EdIII · · Score: 1

      What if one of the close relatives is infertile or agrees to sterilization?

      It's not close relatives. People replying keep wanting to expand the scope of the argument, but NO, I refuse. There is no race, religion, or skin color involved in this. The poster I responded to limited it specifically to brother/sister. This is about brother/sister-father-daughter offspring *only*.

      1st cousins are the next closest, and I don't object. They are 6-8% AFAIK. There is a lot more data on their offspring since it happens more often.

      The whole reason for society to prevent or discourage such relationships is the very high percentage of creating children with such defects that require expensive care by the state. Not to mention, protecting the child. We don't want to deliberately allow the creation of children that will suffer do we?

      Now this is not an unreasonable argument. It may not be correct if the percentage chance of this occurring was only marginally higher than that of 1st cousins, but the data does not seem to support that. The data seems to support 25-65% depending on what source you find. So at a minimum, it is at least 4 times higher than that of 1st cousins, and 1st cousins are 2 times higher than that of the average.

      If the brother or sister were infertile, or sterilized themselves, then I would have to agree to allow a relationship. My objection is not based on morality at all.

      As far as them donating money, that is extremely offensive. There is no difference between that and somebody donating 100 million dollars in exchange for having sex with small children. If my position is out of principle (not morality) then it should not be subject to money. Societies interest may be the cost at first, but my interest is the welfare of the child.

      My position is well thought out and supported by the data. Some posters replying want to use histrionics and strawmen by expanding the restrictions past brother/sister relationships, but I steadfastly refuse. My objection is limited those relationships only based on the high chance of creating a child that will only suffer through life.

      Keep in mind their is a difference.

      When a child gets created, and through bad luck (the percentage was 1 out of 1 million), suffers from genetic defects that make it hard to have a normal life without pain and suffering, that is sad and tragic. I fully support paying taxes to do the best we can for that child as a society. That is compassion, since the only other alternative is neglect and euthanasia.

      When two people decide to be reckless, throw caution to the wind, and basically deliberately create this child out of disregard for the well known chance of creating a life of suffering for that child, that is WRONG. I can't support such reckless behavior since it harms the child dramatically and harms society.

    171. Re:It's about damn time. by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      They also say, "better late than never".

      From Alan Turing's point of view, this apology was never. He's already dead.

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      All I want is a secure system where it's easy to do anything I want. Is that too much to ask ~~ Randall Munroe
    172. Re:It's about damn time. by meowhous · · Score: 1

      Birth is what makes us animals.

      Instincts cannot be denied, but they should be evaluated, and, in the cases where they are based on some unreasoned fear, discussed at large so that, with hope, their effects can be lessened.

      Deny or ignore your own instincts at your peril, because somebody somewhere will know how to pull those chains.

    173. Re:It's about damn time. by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Ummm okay. Citation please?

      You may disagree with the studies I found, but at least I cited them in the post.

      In any case, you seem to want dismiss those chances as non-trivial. You also want to compare Huntington's when the effect of those two different unions are quite different in scale.

      How many people have Huntington's? After a little research it seems that Huntington's affects 5 out of every 100,000 people (http://www.asha.org/research/reports/speech_voice_language.htm). So in the US we might state that only 15,000 people have the disease based on a population of 300 million. How many will attempt to reproduce? Let's assume there could be 7500 couples and that each of those couples produces 5 children with the disease. So 37,500 children with the disease.

      How many people have siblings? How many of those could attempt to reproduce? It is thought that maybe 2% of the population has had incestuous relationships involving coitus. So that's 3 million possible relationships (assuming a 50/50 split) that could result in a child. That's 1.5 million children, and according to your 30% figure, that gives us....... 450,000 children with severe genetic abnormalities that can quite possibly be worse than Huntington's.

      That's more than 10 times the possible effect of Huntington's (which is already inflated assuming 5 children per couple where both have the disease). It's nice trying to bring that up to downplay the significance of the numbers as if the chances of "flipper" babies is only slightly higher than that of Huntington's, but the numbers don't nearly support that position. This time, I am using your numbers.

    174. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      The West is dying culturally and demographically, it has lost its will to live.

      That is simply rubbish, unsubstantiated rubbish.

      Even immigrants who come to the West, and their descendants, stick to Islam and oppose Western culture.

      Again, complete baloney.

      Do you ever venture outside the doors of your mom's house?

    175. Re:It's about damn time. by EdIII · · Score: 1

      This is patently false. You can require that brothers and sisters receive genetic testing to screen for these possibilities.

      Not false by a long shot. It does not meet the definition of either eugenics or bigotry. My position is not based on morality, and I am not stating that a person cannot have children based on their attributes. Only that they cannot have children with a very specific group of people. Their direct family members. It is not eugenics, not even close.

      Requiring genetic testing is slippery slope. I don't support that at all. Would we be genetically testing just brothers and sisters? Why? We already know those chances are quite a bit higher than normal. Are you suggesting we perform genetic screening of the fetus? What if there is a problem? Do we require the destruction of the fetus? Fines, penalties, and imprisonment for the parents? What?

      Forced genetic screening of parents and fetuses is far more scary a prospect than the chance of a brother and sister having a severely genetically abnormal child. If you force me to choose between the two, I would rather just roll the dice with the children than create Gattaca.

      The idea of "Marriage" as it is legally instituted in America is an essentially Christian condition and it should be drastically altered at best, if not eliminated entirely.

      I absolutely agree with you. Government should have no place in marriage whatsoever. If we are going to give advantages to those that are married and recognize certain rights, such as insurance, property ownership, medical decisions, then it should be a simple civil union.

      However, that has nothing to do with brother/sister relationships. I don't object to marriage, since that would be an objection based on morality. I object to the act of procreation, which is not the same as sex.

      My only reason for the objection is that I find it reckless since it will harm the child, or the chances of harming the child are non-trivial and many many times that of the average. Additionally, it will place a large burden on society to care for these children.

    176. Re:It's about damn time. by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 1

      That is simply rubbish, unsubstantiated rubbish.

      I really wish it was.

      Again, complete baloney.

      No, just a fact.

      Do you ever venture outside the doors of your mom's house?

      What does going outside have to do with anything, and how could I possibly live in my mom's house when I, in fact, live in an apartment by myself? You are not making any sense. Are you on drugs or something?

    177. Re:It's about damn time. by EdIII · · Score: 1

      If a couple has *no* chance of having offspring and, as such, would indicate the termination of both partners' genetic legacy, does society not have a motivation to prevent such tragedy from happening?

      What do you mean? That we use cloning or other such technology to create a child from two people? I am okay with that. I don't even care if it is two men that create a child out of their genetic material, if that is even possible.

      I would not ever make it a requirement or a duty of the state or society to perform such an act. Choosing to end your genetic legacy is as much a choice as perpetuating it.

      Let's face it, there's "strong scientific evidence" to prevent anything other than monogamous, heterosexual relationships between consenting adults

      I don't agree with that. Not at all. Are you saying there is strong "scientific" evidence against homosexual relationships? Lesbian relationships? Children being raised by homosexual/lesbian parents? Quite frankly, that sounds exactly like the science that said an African-American was less suited to certain jobs and that whites should be performing them.

      The scientific evidence just supports the fact that there is a very high chance of creating a child that will suffer horribly if you allow brothers and sisters to procreate.

      There is a line between responsibility and freedom. You have to balance the health and safety of the state/society against that of a person's freedom. In this case, also the health, safety, and freedom of the child to be born.

      Considering that, I don't find it unreasonable or totalitarian to prevent offspring from brothers and sisters.

    178. Re:It's about damn time. by pottymouth · · Score: 1

      He'd say he didn't commit suicide but had an accident with cyanide he used in his hobby, metal plating. That sounds like a bad joke but that's the position his family and friends have taken for years. Prior to his death he had no depression a was actually looking forward to a new project he was just starting.

      But, of course, gays are so weak and simple we have to assume the worst ya know....

    179. Re:It's about damn time. by californication · · Score: 1

      Two consenting adults should be able to do whatever they wish in the privacy of their own home. If you start legislating based on the probability of genetic defects, it should be based on that probability, not just on incest. If two people aren't related, but have a 65% chance of having a child with a genetic defect, then it should be illegal for them to have sex as well. If not, then it becomes obvious that to motivation for legislation has little to do with preventing the birth of children born with genetic defects.

    180. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Deny or ignore your own instincts at your peril

      Very good point, and well put. Living by instincts only is what makes an animal. Evaluating and analyzing our instinctive reactions and discarding what is illogical and dumb (which a lot of instinctive reactions are) is what makes us human.

    181. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Even in the absence of conundrums such as this, reason alone cannot solve our problems

      If you think that any of what you proposed above has anything to do with reason or logic I am not at all surprised that you think logic can not solve problems.

      Get well soon.

    182. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      You state rubbish opinions like "the west has lost it's will to live", which are so amazingly dumb, and can not possibly be neither true nor false since the statement in and of it self is absurd. Then you think it is fact.

      What happened to you? Did you lose your will to live?

      Try with substance. Try with things you can back up with numbers. Your mumbo-jumbo is worse than the childish absurdities spouted by superstitious Muslims and Christians.

      What does going outside have to do with anything

      It seems you have never been there, too busy in your mothers basement concocting absurd ideas with no sustantiating facts.

      Are you on drugs or something?

      You are the one with the hallusinatoric mumbo-jumbo about a whole part of the world who has lost its will to live.

    183. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      I used a single disease, there are numerous. Also, as I explained, given your reasoning we should also neuter young blacks and Hispanics in the US. They are far more expensive than a few in-bred children.

      The question is simple, who decides? The government or the individual. If the government decides, based on what criteria? Economics? Then we have to severely limit the freedoms of a lot of people in the US. I am just using race as an example.

    184. Re:It's about damn time. by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 1

      You state rubbish opinions like "the west has lost it's will to live", which are so amazingly dumb, and can not possibly be neither true nor false since the statement in and of it self is absurd. Then you think it is fact.

      I think it's a fact because it is a fact.

      What happened to you? Did you lose your will to live?

      How is this in any way relevant?

      Try with substance. Try with things you can back up with numbers. Your mumbo-jumbo is worse than the childish absurdities spouted by superstitious Muslims and Christians.

      Cry some more.

      It seems you have never been there, too busy in your mothers basement concocting absurd ideas with no sustantiating facts.

      You really need to stop taking drugs. If I live in an apartment by myself, it is impossible for me to live in my mother's basement, especially when she does not even have one. Sounds like you're the one with basement issues if you can't see how messed up the Western world has become.

      You are the one with the hallusinatoric mumbo-jumbo about a whole part of the world who has lost its will to live.

      It's just a fact. Not my problem if you can't handle it.

    185. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      I think it's a fact because it is a fact.

      You just proved that you are a brainless moron.

      Cry some more.

      And again

      If I live in an apartment by myself

      You apparently think so.

    186. Re:It's about damn time. by grumbel · · Score: 1

      The whole reason for society to prevent or discourage such relationships is the very high percentage of creating children with such defects that require expensive care by the state.

      How many children are out there that have defects duo to incest vs those that have defects due to other preventable reasons? I bet the later number is a lot higher, simply because there are much more normal relationships then incest. If the goal is to stop the production of children with defects starting with incest doesn't seem a very effective way of doing it, especially since you only really catch them after the act when the child is already produced. Preventive measurements would be a much better money safer.

      If the brother or sister were infertile, or sterilized themselves, then I would have to agree to allow a relationship.

      The problem with that is that it puts you right into eugenic territory.

    187. Re:It's about damn time. by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 1

      You just proved that you are a brainless moron.

      Yes, because accepting factual information as factual information is clearly the moronic thing to do.

      And again

      Says the person who resorts to such classic arguments like "LOL UR MOMS BASEMENT."

      You apparently think so.

      Fine, prove me wrong. Give me hard evidence to prove that I live in my mom's non-existent basement.

    188. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      because accepting factual information as factual information

      Something stated by you isn't factual just because you believe it to be so. For something to be factual it must be possible to test and falsify. Your statement isn't correct, it isn't even wrong. Look up the concept of "not even wrong".

      What are you doing on Slashdot? Slashdot is for geeks and geeks have brains. People with brains know what differentiates facts from hallusinations. You do not. You would not even know how to formulate a falsifiable hypothesis.

      Give me hard evidence to prove that I live in my mom's non-existent basement.

      I don't have to, where ever your carcass is located at any point in time, your mind is forever locked inside your moms basement.

    189. Re:It's about damn time. by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 1

      Something stated by you isn't factual just because you believe it to be so.

      You're right. It's factual because it's just factual.

      What are you doing on Slashdot? Slashdot is for geeks and geeks have brains. People with brains know what differentiates facts from hallusinations. You do not. You would not even know how to formulate a falsifiable hypothesis.

      You say that yet you keep making random and preposterous claims and accusations that are based on nothing at all.

      I don't have to, where ever your carcass is located at any point in time, your mind is forever locked inside your moms basement.

      Give me hard evidence to prove that my mind is locked in my mom's non-existent basement.

      For fuck's sake, how old are you? 14? I think this "your mom" shit might be more appropriate at 4chan. Maybe you should head over there.

    190. Re:It's about damn time. by EdIII · · Score: 1

      How many children are out there that have defects duo to incest vs those that have defects due to other preventable reasons?

      Other preventable reasons? Try naming a few. They don't exist. What you are ignoring is the availability of information. When a non-incestuous couple decides to procreate, or just have sex, they don't believe the chances of them having a genetically abnormal baby are above even 5% (the number is much smaller than that). Preventative measures? What? Remember, we are not talking about during pregnancy. This is before it. As far as the state is concerned, the state has no reason to believe that a non-incestuous couple is going to have chances above 5% either.

      Most people are going to think of chances like 1/100,000 or 1/1,000,000.

      Incest is known by everyone to be much higher. Greater than 1 out of 100. This is information readily available before pregnancy. It is available to the state, and to most reasonably educated people, or those with a modicum of common sense.

      You can try to argue the numbers, but you will never get around the fact they are quite high. Since you can't, you then want to equate them somehow to the chances of disease and defects in normal relationships. You can't.

      Incestuous relationships have a very high probability of creating children with terrible defects. Plain and Simple. Since we know this, the best preventative measure we can take to protect the child, and protect the state, is to prohibit the relationship. That is the most cost effective measure right there.

      If the brother or sister were infertile, or sterilized themselves, then I would have to agree to allow a relationship.

      The problem with that is that it puts you right into eugenic territory.

      Bullshit. It's not eugenics. Eugenics is when I tell either of them that they cannot procreate based on skin color, race, religion, etc. Basically, that they are unfit to breed for whatever reason. I am not saying that at all. What I am saying, is that they are unfit to breed with each other, which is scientifically proven . They can go procreate with anyone else on the planet, just not their direct family members.

      You want to label it as eugenics to gain all the emotive power of that word. Denied. It won't work. All I am saying is that we all fucking know that these two people are more than likely going to have a child that will suffer horribly through life (chances being many many many times over normal). Since we know this, it is prohibited.

    191. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if only "Anonymous" and their web sites, 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica would apologize for all the brilliant queer people who's lives they make miserable on the Internet today...

    192. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I am saying, is that they are unfit to breed with each other, which is scientifically proven.

      Except that scientists disagree with that:

      http://www.gfhev.de/de/startseite_news/2008_GfH_Stellungnahme_Inzestverbot.pdf

      As this is in German, short summary: There are plenty of genetic defects that give your child a 25% or higher chance of suffering from it and there is no scientific reason why those should be allowed to have children while incest should be outlawed.

      Another point mentioned here:

      http://www.sueddeutsche.de/wissen/365/436111/text/

      Is that the numbers for for incest defects might be inflated, as often one or both of the partners already has a mental defect. So the result of mental defect in the child doesn't have to be the incest, but could just be caused by the defect already in the parent. So choosing a different partner wouldn't even help all that much.

      You want to label it as eugenics to gain all the emotive power of that word.

      If the state comes with full force and tells people to either get a new girlfriend or get sterilized I call that eugenics. You might not like that, but keeping the gene pool clean simply isn't the job of the state and on top of that implementing it by outlawing incest is a highly ineffective way of doing it. And of course as already mentioned before the current laws don't even mention the procreating part, but just the sex part and if that isn't bigotry I don't know what is.

    193. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      You're right. It's factual because it's just factual

      You are either amazingly dumb or just trolling. Things are factual because you can not falsify them. You haven't even come up with a hypothesis, let alone a falsifiable theory. What you have is what is called conjecture, or superstition as is the case for you.

      For fuck's sake, how old are you? 14?

      Sigh. You have presented absurd, and highly speculative personal conjecture as fact. You claim that something that can not be observed, let alone tested and falsifiable is "fact". There is nothing you have said here that could have come out of the mind of anything but a raving lunatic or a religious nut case. Which are you?

      Facts are easy things to deal with. They are testable. They are falsifiable. They are observable. You have presented rambling opinions. Clear evidence that you are a lunatic and either in a hospital for people of your kind, or more likely, still living with your parents.

    194. Re:It's about damn time. by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 1

      You are either amazingly dumb or just trolling. Things are factual because you can not falsify them. You haven't even come up with a hypothesis, let alone a falsifiable theory. What you have is what is called conjecture, or superstition as is the case for you.

      This is not science. There is no need for a hypothesis or a falsifiable theory. Many years of observation have made it clear that the West has lost its will to live.

      Sigh. You have presented absurd, and highly speculative personal conjecture as fact. You claim that something that can not be observed, let alone tested and falsifiable is "fact".

      I observe it every day. And how the fuck would you "test" something like this? Get everyone in a lab and take blood samples? Jesus Christ.

      There is nothing you have said here that could have come out of the mind of anything but a raving lunatic or a religious nut case. Which are you?

      You shouldn't project.

      Facts are easy things to deal with. They are testable. They are falsifiable. They are observable. You have presented rambling opinions. Clear evidence that you are a lunatic and either in a hospital for people of your kind, or more likely, still living with your parents.

      It's very safe to say that the only lunatic here is you. You are not making any sense, you're just spouting random bullshit.

    195. Re:It's about damn time. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      This is not science

      Good to see you admit that. It is religious mumbo-jumbo and the only place it is true is inside your head. I'd say "brain", but you don't have one.

      I hope you get well soon. Try to ask a doctor for a new brain. A monkey brain will suffice.

    196. Re:It's about damn time. by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 1

      Good to see you admit that.

      There is nothing to "admit" since I never asserted that it is science or has anything to do with science. You're the one who brought up science.

      It is religious mumbo-jumbo

      Really? Where did I say anything about religion?

      and the only place it is true is inside your head.

      Not my problem if you're too ignorant to see what's going on.

      I'd say "brain", but you don't have one.

      Now, now, professor... that's not a very scientific thing to say, is it? You should rethink your hypothesis.

      I hope you get well soon. Try to ask a doctor for a new brain. A monkey brain will suffice.

      As I'm sure you are aware, professor, it is not possible to give a human a brain transplant. Gosh, you really suck at this science stuff, don't you?

      Here's an idea: stop bothering the adults and go post somewhere that's more in line with your intellectual capabilities. Like, say, GameFAQs.

    197. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are not talking about little defects either. Serious genetic abnormalities are known to occur with offspring from siblings.

      Citation Needed. And make it good, because you're full of shit.

    198. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your "studies" are so poorly conducted, it's ridiculous. The way that the sample groups were obtained, the size of n, biased samples, basic statistical stuff was screwed up in all of them.

      The second "study" wasn't even a study. It was a claim in a German court that doesn't cite its sources. It seems to magically come up with the number 65% from "the available medical records." Since when did medical records include scientific studies of incest and its effects on genetic disorders?

      Also, when the question of incest comes into play, you have to understand that those who willingly engage in incest these days may well be more likely to have genetic defects anyway.

      And you still haven't answered the claim of childless sex. Should it be illegal for two people of related bloodline to marry or have sex if they do not desire children?

    199. Re:It's about damn time. by pinkushun · · Score: 1

      You said it much better than I could!

    200. Re:It's about damn time. by SirEel · · Score: 1

      I hate to say it, but a passing mention of other homosexuals isn't an apology to them. The actual apology reads like it's addressed to Turing, and Turing alone.

    201. Re:It's about damn time. by MistrX · · Score: 1

      I know why, the post you made that got the 'Troll' flag put on is full of claims but none are properly cited. The post 'Chrisje' made isn't all cited aswell but the claims this poster made are researchable.

      Example:
      - Chrisje: Stupid Southerners. They exist. As do oppressed blacks. And criminals. There is a correlation between stupidity, oppression, a lack of education and crime.
      - Dr. Impossible: Liberals say those things all the time.

      It comes down to this: Your post 'sounds' more like trolling then constructive dialog.
      - And seeing as how liberals are some of the most unintelligent people on the planet, you're really in no position to call other people stupid.
      - Liberals say those things all the time.
      - Neither will liberals.
      These are not helping your point at all so it's maybe wise to refrain this type of expression, constructivity is, again, adviced.

      Now the counter arguments that fall within my opinion:
      - And yet it's the Western nations full of Christians that are the most liberal...
      o Yes they are and you are right with that, however the USA holds the lowest position and not that this really matters here it's an indication of how ugly people can get in a 'modern western country'.
      - Women are not stupid, yet they lack the intelligence to use birth control and be careful with sex? I sense a contradiction there.
      o It's only a contradiction if one sees the use of birth control as something unintelligent people would consider. And just for that the point is invalid because it's a mere opinion. I don't see it as a contradiction, not because I'm equally as dumb but my views are different on the subject. These kind of claims cannot be made with personal opinion. Someone isn't dumb because one does something, someone else might consider immoral/unethical etc.
      - There is not a single valid argument against the ownership and use of firearms. Self-defense is a natural and inalienable human right, and firearms are essential to self-defense (as well as law enforcement and national defense).
      o Yes there is, Self-defense is a natural human right but it must be bounded by a set of rules. The US constitution for example says that every American has the right to defend one self. But it's not stated on how this should be managed. Where I come from the same right applies but guns are restricted. I can still defend myself with other stuff and that is already enough because with that gun restriction in place, I don't have to worry about defending myself against firearms. Sure they are used but people refrain from using them because the punishment is quite severe for shooting outside of allocated shooting ranges. Plus it's all licenced, so every gun owner can be tracked. Hence why we here don't have many incidents revolving around guns. Now I know that the US for instance gets a great deal of money from weapon trade but to allow everyone a gun with the high risk of death by a firearm (even in schools) is in my opinion not wise. I think it's the same kind of trade that tells people to use guns 'for defending themselves' as the sigarette companies telling kids to start smoking.

    202. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh... amazing...

      I observe it every day. And how the fuck would you "test" something like this? Get everyone in a lab and take blood samples? Jesus Christ.

      No, but it's your observation and you pull your own conclusions, this does not mean it's a generally accepted fact. Because you think it's true doesn't make it true.

      I think I hit the 'fundamentalist' part in a religious person with this. You think Islam is bad because you think the religion is extreme. I think it's a form of xenophobia from your own faith, and a fear for other religions that does not resemble your own. All in all, your just the same kind of religious fundamentalist as those who hijack planes in the name of Allah. Sure, you don't go bringing down towers, Christians rather have crusades, right that is indeed much better. :rolleyes: You evolved from that? Right, if the chance is there, people, religious or not still act as savages. I'm wrong? Then the plunderings cauzed by the enlightened people in the aftermath of hurricane Katrina in New Orleans was just a lie afterall. Oh yeah, right ofcourse. Lost the will to live? No, I'd rather be happy to live if only to see the day fundamentalist religious freaks come to their senses. That way I'll have the will to live an eternity.

    203. Re:It's about damn time. by Dr.+Impossible · · Score: 1

      You think Islam is bad because you think the religion is extreme.

      Yes. I also think Nazism is bad for the same reason.

      I think it's a form of xenophobia from your own faith, and a fear for other religions that does not resemble your own.

      I'm not religious, and what you're saying is that people who oppose Nazism are xenophobes too. Which is, of course, idiotic.

      All in all, your just the same kind of religious fundamentalist as those who hijack planes in the name of Allah. Sure, you don't go bringing down towers, Christians rather have crusades, right that is indeed much better.

      Even as we speak, Muslims commit, on a daily basis, terrorist attacks, honor killings, forced marriages, child rape, genital mutilation and the disfigurement of women for religious reasons. Crusades have not occured for hundreds of years, and the last proper Crusade occured in the 13th century. Furthermore, Crusades were different from Jihad because they were merely military campaigns sanctioned by authorities, not mandated by the religion itself (unlike Jihad), and their goals were not necessarily religious in nature. They were also temporal, whereas Jihad is eternal. Also, you can't complain about the Crusades and simply ignore Islamic campaigns to conquer and convert other peoples, especially when such actions are still undertaken in the 21st century.

      Right, if the chance is there, people, religious or not still act as savages. I'm wrong? Then the plunderings cauzed by the enlightened people in the aftermath of hurricane Katrina in New Orleans was just a lie afterall. Oh yeah, right ofcourse. Lost the will to live? No, I'd rather be happy to live if only to see the day fundamentalist religious freaks come to their senses. That way I'll have the will to live an eternity.

      Did you forget your medicine? This is incomprehensible.

    204. Re:It's about damn time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worst. Haiku. Ever!

  2. Hmmm! by resistant · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's nice to see a politician who can actually pass the Turing test.

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    1. Re:Hmmm! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The Turing Test is not a measure of intelligence, human or machine. It is a test of whether or not a human can be FOULED into believe a machine is a human, and it was passed long ago by a very simple program (ELIZA).

    2. Re:Hmmm! by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      Fouled? Like a baseball?

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    3. Re:Hmmm! by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      It is a test of whether or not a human can be FOULED into believe

      Indeed, ducks have been passing it for years. This technology is also the basis of Google's PigeonRank. \sillygoose

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    4. Re:Hmmm! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my x?
      your x.
      xyzzy
      lets discuss further why your x.
      my x?
      your x.
      xyzzy

    5. Re:Hmmm! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      OK, so I fat-fingered FOOLED, but the word you're looking for is FOWL.

    6. Re:Hmmm! by eclectro · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sure the apology caused Alan Turing to halt for a moment.

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    7. Re:Hmmm! by russotto · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sure the apology caused Alan Turing to halt for a moment.

      You'll never prove it.

    8. Re:Hmmm! by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Does it mean he is Turing-complete?

    9. Re:Hmmm! by Kahlua · · Score: 1

      Hilarious!

    10. Re:Hmmm! by canajin56 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, it's doesn't work both ways. You can easily prove that something halts (given an unbounded amount of time to do so in). It's only proving that it doesn't halt that's an issue ;)

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    11. Re:Hmmm! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the ducks, although the little bastards were smart enough to hang around the popcorn vendor and then hamstring for the popcorn, but I bet that tic tac toe playing chicken could totally kick that test!*

      *-in case some are wondering about the ducks, once upon a time there was a great little place in AR called the "IQ Zoo" where they had everything from the tic tac toe chicken to the piano playing goose. You had to watch out for the evil ducks though, as those little bastards had figured out that by hiding under bushes and waiting until a kid scored a popcorn they could then rush out and hamstring him and get the free munchies. Sneaky little bastards they were. I think the best attraction was the big brown bear though. He was fat, and lazy, but smart enough to actually train the humans that would come to see him!

      They would sell you fresh roasted peanuts to throw to the bear, and while the little bear would run his ass off catching peanuts, the big old bear would just give you a dirty look and then tap his belly, as if to say "throw it right here" and damned if the folks wouldn't do it! Gotta give the bear credit for being able to train the humans that quickly, and from the size of him he was quite consistent in his human training skills. So while the little bear ran his ass off, he got to lounge around in the warm AR sun, eating his fresh roasted peanuts and not actually having to get up to go fetch them. Pretty damned smart for a bear, I'd say.

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    12. Re:Hmmm! by azgard · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the apology caused Alan Turing to halt for a moment.

      You'll never prove it.

      How enigmatic..

      At least we know the apology was Turing-complete.

    13. Re:Hmmm! by dissy · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's doesn't work both ways. You can easily prove that something halts (given an unbounded amount of time to do so in). It's only proving that it doesn't halt that's an issue ;)

      10 goto 10
      ?

      (No, not a serious question. I don't know the maths enough to do more than joke. In fact I felt a breeze up there, so might have failed with the joke part too.)

    14. Re:Hmmm! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While we are on the subject, you aren't supposed to use the world "fowl" as a verb. The word you are looking for is "foul".

    15. Re:Hmmm! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, FOULED is what happens to your brain if you try to imagine RMS dancing naked.

    16. Re:Hmmm! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No algorithm can tell for every algorithm whether it will halt in finite time. That means for each testing algorithm there exists at least one program which doesn't halt, but the algorithm cannot tell that it doesn't halt. Now, an algorithm where your example is such an algorithm is certainly possible, but would obviously be a very poor testing algorithm.

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    17. Re:Hmmm! by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      You do realise that bear was actually nailed down to the ground ? He wasn't saying "throw it right here" he was saying "Take these fucking nails out so I can move around again you sick, cruel bastards"

    18. Re:Hmmm! by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      But there exist algorithms which can tell you either "this program halts!" "this program doesn't halt!" or "Oops, this program is too complex for me to decide for certain that it halts!". In some cases they can even be useful.

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    19. Re:Hmmm! by vague · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's called an interpreter with a time limit.

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    20. Re:Hmmm! by smallfries · · Score: 1

      Actually it does. I assume that what you are referring to is running the program for the unbounded length of time and checking to see if it reached a terminal configuration. The phrase "unbounded length of time" needs to be clarified somewhat. If you mean a finite but arbitrary length of time (any element chosen from the infinite set N) then for any choice of N there are still halting and non-halting programs that cannot be classified correctly. If you mean allow an infinite amount of time for the decision then you've just described a Halting Oracle as it is normally defined within Hypercomputation.

      I'm guessing that your intuition comes from the observation that it is "easier" to observe when a program halts because it sticks in a single configuration. However the set of non-halting programs can be split into two. Those which loop through a set of configuration periodically, and those which are aperiodic. The periodic ones can be determined just as easily as the halting programs by observing the cycle.

      The aperiodic loops are difficult and this is where the undecidability of the problem comes up.

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    21. Re:Hmmm! by smallfries · · Score: 1

      Not always. That's how Termination Analysis works as well.

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    22. Re:Hmmm! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      But there exist algorithms which can tell you either "this program halts!" "this program doesn't halt!" or "Oops, this program is too complex for me to decide for certain that it halts!".

      Indeed, such programs exist (I didn't say otherwise). For example:

      if (program == "int main(){}")
        printf("this program halts!");
      else if (program == "int main(){for(;;);}")
        printf("this program doesn't halt!");
      else
        printf("Oops, this program is too complex for me to decide for certain that it halts!");

      This algorithm completely meets the specification, thus proving that such algorithms exist.

      In some cases they can even be useful.

      The useful ones are of course a bit more complex than my version. :-)

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    23. Re:Hmmm! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      An interpreter with a time limit cannot say "this program never halts."

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    24. Re:Hmmm! by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      No, like a dog.

    25. Re:Hmmm! by pbhj · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the apology caused Alan Turing to halt for a moment.

      You'll never prove it.

      Actually, it's doesn't work both ways. You can easily prove that something halts (given an unbounded amount of time to do so in). It's only proving that it doesn't halt that's an issue ;)

      He did say "you'll never" rather than in a universe with unbounded time it's theoretically impossible to prove. So he was probably right. Also that Turing is dead and so him "halting" has no well defined meaning, but y'know ...

    26. Re:Hmmm! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure the apology caused Alan Turing to halt for a moment.

      You'll never prove it.

      Pigeon Hole him!

    27. Re:Hmmm! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Right, just like humans can only say something like "This halts!" or "This doesn't halt!" or "Heck, I don't know" or "kill -9 12345 # does now".

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    28. Re:Hmmm! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      I know you meant that as a joke, and I doubt you will read this, but in deference to the old man's memory (they closed it down after he passed away, damned shame) he was really great to those animals. I went there enough when I was a kid that he actually let me go with him once to feed them. He made them all really large natural habitats, and knew them all by name and their favorite foods, and they would come up to him like they were pets.

      Which just typing that made me remember the bears names-Fred and Barney. Old Fred as the old man that owned it called him had gotten spoiled by the warm sun and the tourists. Little Barney would run and jump in the pool, while old Fred would scratch on the big old oak and sun himself. That day he had brought them some fresh trout, and while little Barney come a running for his(this was the days before lawsuits and I actually got to give Fred a back scratch), old Fred just rolled over and tried to get the old man with the tourist "gimmie paw" trick. The old guy just laughed and said "Fred it ain't good for you to just set there sunning and pigging out. Now come and get this big juicy trout!". Old Fred grumbled, and stretched, and tried the paw trick one more time before ambling over and getting his trout. And then just to show the old guy who was boss he grumbled his way back to his sunning spot and parked his butt against the tree and gave him a "so there!" grunt.

      It really is a shame that the IQ Zoo and Hailey's zoo and dinosaur park are long gone. Hailey's had all these life size concrete dinos set up in "battle" poses deep in the Arkansas jungle, complete with rope bridges, like a T-Rex battling a trike, while sound effects and a narrative told about the history of the dinos being passed. I always wondered if Michael Crichton went there as a kid (I heard it had been there since the 40s) and got the idea for Jurassic Park, as the whole "tour through a lost world" complete with the narrator seemed like Hailey's brought to life. Sadly now both of those places only live on in my mind and some old 8mm film I have yet to get converted to DVD. But my childhood experiences at those 2 themeparks and Dogpatch were just a royal blast. So much nicer than the plastic theme parks like Six Flags.

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  3. Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by Derekloffin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Don't get me wrong, I feel the statement is fine and all that, just strikes me as weird to put those two concepts together.

    1. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by segedunum · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're obviously not familiar with Gordon Brown as a literary wordsmith.

    2. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by sbeckstead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, Mr. Brown is being proud to be the one apologizing. A politician's way of bragging to the other politicians that he got to do it and they didn't. Peacocks are all the same.

    3. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by Entropius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is that any worse than a conservative who's proud that he's not sorry when he ought to be?

    4. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by CowboyBob500 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And you must have missed an awful lot of education if you think that Gordon Brown is anything to do with liberalism.

    5. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      He is an American... What did you really expect?

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    6. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Liberal" means something entirely different in the US than it does in the Czech Republic.

    7. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by StackedCrooked · · Score: 1, Troll

      And "I am pleased to have the chance to say how deeply sorry I and we all are for what happened to him". I guess British pride gets in the way for a more humble way of phrasing an apology.

    8. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Allow Bill Maher to explain it to you (here's the video).

      You see, conservatives think apologizing is a sign of weakness. It's what liberal pussies do when they're not busy driving electric cars and feeling empathy. When, in fact, it's the weak and the scared who are too insecure to apologize.

    9. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

      Peacocks are all the same.

      And I suppose peahens are all the same too, just waiting to get plucked.

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    10. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by twostix · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You must have been overly educated if you believe Gordon Brown and his cohorts are not the real world implementation of modern social liberalism (as opposed to the fantasy that lives inside so many peoples heads).

      And to be honest it *really* doesn't matter what Univerisities and academics and students claim is the perfect ideal in the class room and in papers. Over and over again the output of academia on any subject regarding political thinking bears absolutely no resemblance to what the ideal advanced by academia becomes when it *hits the real world*.

      Maybe next time though they'll be far enough left for you? Hell go even further to the left and next time they'll meet your expectations and instead of 1 in 5 UK citizens working for the government, thought crime, open borders and and the state inserting itself absolutely between parents and middle class children they'll fully embrace the ultimate "necessary evil" to bring about a classless society?

      I assume that's what you long for, they did try though - the current Labour government unfortunately they were just too soft to really bring it about...

    11. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by metlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know you were being flip. However, in economics, a liberal is usually someone who supports free market economics - something that's typically considered a conservative view point in the US.

    12. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not Canadian, are you?

    13. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Liberal" means something entirely different in the US than it does in the Czech Republic.

      Yeah, here Liberal means gay lesbian feminazi socialists... kinda like the French.

    14. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't get me wrong, I feel the statement is fine and all that, just strikes me as weird to put those two concepts together.

      The BBC would like to apologize for the previous apology.

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    15. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usage of the (latin) word liberal in American English is just plain stupid. It is like calling the Republicans Communists from now on.

    16. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by LKM · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he's proud that society has progressed so much that he is asked to apologize for something that we did just a bunch of decades ago.

    17. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, and in cookery, it is usually used to indicate a thick coating of something being spread on something else.

    18. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by dylan_- · · Score: 1

      Maybe next time though they'll be far enough left for you?

      They aren't left at all; they're right of centre.

      Hell go even further to the left and next time they'll meet your expectations and instead of 1 in 5 UK citizens working for the government,

      Except, by your own link, that number is *down* from 1992 when there was a Conservative government in power.

      thought crime,

      There no law against thought in the UK.

      open borders

      This might have been decent, but it doesn't exist. Of course, it used to be a Conservative issue that a man could go anywhere in the world and it was his own business, but now it's "left".

      and and the state inserting itself absolutely between parents and middle class children

      No idea what you're talking about here.

      they'll fully embrace the ultimate "necessary evil" to bring about a classless society?

      The oppression of the right-wing middle-class in Britain is that their friends look shocked when they start talking about the problems with the "Pakis" and "Darkies". That's it; that's the severe oppression: getting embarrassed at dinner parties.

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    19. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      Me too. I think the phrase "I'm proud to say I'm sorry" is kind of weird.

      In speeches like this you need to be just sorry, not proud. This is not about Mr. Brown, after all.

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    20. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh? What was the point of that pointless comment?!

    21. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Along these same lines, I found the entire thing to be poorly written. The phrasing is very awkward in more than a couple places, and the sentiment of the author is a bit difficult to judge. For example - "Turing was a quite brilliant mathematician"; does 'quite brilliant' mean he's a little more or a little less brilliant than your average brilliant person?

      That's just one of a few nits I'd pick, but they are just nits and I won't belabour the point. The bigger problem is that the statement also relegates Alan Turing to the role of code-breaker. Not that breaking codes in war-time isn't important and hard work, but did this (quite?) brilliant mathematician do anything other than break codes? As I understand it, he did do other things. In addition to being a code-breaker, wasn't he also a core contributor to the creation of both the theoretical and practical foundations of computing machinery? Didn't he, in addition to creating the theoretical basis for computers, also design and build hardware and write software?

      Is there something called a Universal Turing Machine? Where can I get one of those?

      What is the Turing Test all about?

      Is winning the Turing Award a big deal?

      You'd think that the British Government would have found a way to recognize and honour Alan Turing before now. Oh, wait, they did. In 1945 he was awarded the OBE. I know it seems like they give those out like candy at Easter, but really only the very best pop musicians and footballers qualify. I wonder if it made him happy to know that, after the long period of secrecy was over, his government would refer to him as "Alan Turing, OBE."

      Sarcasm aside, it seems to me that a real opportunity was missed. This was a chance to say something significant about tolerance in general. The author does seem to be trying to make that leap, but it's a pretty poor effort. Instead he reduces Alan Turing to a gay code-breaker who was done poorly by another government, a government different from the wonderful government we have now.

      Looking at the second-to-last paragraph again, it's easy for the reader to make the mistake that Turing was killed by the same German fascists that built "the gas chambers and crematoria". It should have been made more clear that he wasn't killed by those fascists.

      Doesn't Gordon Brown have writers, or at least proof-readers?

      For fuck's sake, is this the best we can do for Alan Turing?

    22. Re:Proud to be sorry, an odd concept by funkatron · · Score: 1

      The word liberal means "person I disagree with", so Gordon Brown is a liberal. He's also a conservative for exactly the same reason.

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  4. Not forced by CarpetShark · · Score: 5, Insightful

    An online petition got more than enough signatures to force an official statement

    Bullshit. The British Government happily ignores these online petitions whenever it doesn't suit them to agree. It's simply a matter of them saying something like "We expect the results of an investigation into this matter. We will make a decision in due course. Thanks for playing." They normally rephrase that last part though.

    1. Re:Not forced by 99luftballon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, not exactly. Once the petition is signed by more than 500 signatures the government has to make a response. However, you are right in that the response is usually worthless.

    2. Re:Not forced by kenj0418 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Once the petition is signed by more than 500 signatures the government has to make a response.

      Over here in the states we have in our constitution that we have the right to "petition the government for redress of grievances". Although, unfortunately, no one had the bright idea to make it a requirement that the government actually give a damn -- or even pretend to - when we do.

    3. Re:Not forced by cowbutt · · Score: 1

      However, you are right in that the response is usually worthless.

      I concur; no official posthumous pardon, or in the absence of that, funding to maintain the Bletchley Park museum.

    4. Re:Not forced by mdwh2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They may have claimed this at one time, but I've seen plenty of petitions with over 500 still waiting for a response.

      But yes, it's basically just an exercise for them to tell us why we are wrong.

      However, to be honest I'd much rather that petitions were ignored, than listened to, as they are poor indicators of public opinion, and are often biasedly worded, and signed by people who haven't considered the facts. Plenty of bad lawmaking has come as a response to well publicised petitions.

      The problem is that the Government ignores petitions it doesn't like, but will still wave the ones it does agree with as "proof" that it's listening to the people.

    5. Re:Not forced by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Once the petition is signed by more than 500 signatures the government has to make a response.

      Over here in the states we have in our constitution that we have the right to "petition the government for redress of grievances". Although, unfortunately, no one had the bright idea to make it a requirement that the government actually give a damn -- or even pretend to - when we do.

      True, but it beats being shot for making a petition...

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    6. Re:Not forced by sjames · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, that's where the 2nd amendment was supposed to come in to play.

    7. Re:Not forced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The true measure of the apology is whether Turing is on the next honors list, which he deserved while alive.

    8. Re:Not forced by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      Er, that means you have the right to sue the government, not to have protests of petition signing drives (which is covered under the 'free speech' part).

      The judge isn't required to care either of course (unless some other right is involved).

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    9. Re:Not forced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, the little-known clause of the 2nd that allows citizens to revolt when they don't like the results of an election.

    10. Re:Not forced by KeensMustard · · Score: 2, Funny

      The 2nd amendment to what? The Basset Hound Breeders Handbook?

    11. Re:Not forced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2nd Amendment to what exactly?

    12. Re:Not forced by superdana · · Score: 0

      How's that working out?

    13. Re:Not forced by Bigby · · Score: 1

      Not good, because people keep arguing for the right to bear arms so they defend themselves and hunt. That's not what the 2nd amendment is for. It is for checks and balances. But the people are too ignorant and think it will never get to that point.

    14. Re:Not forced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that's where the 2nd amendment was supposed to come in to play.

      You realize this discussion about the UK, where the US constitution and its amendments don't apply?

    15. Re:Not forced by sjames · · Score: 1

      Look at the post I replied to! Unless the UK is now referred to as "over here in the states"...

    16. Re:Not forced by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      What degree of responsiveness to petitions is appropriate? Supposing a couple million yahoos got together and signed a petition to re-instate chattel slavery of some group (let's say immigrants, it's hot right now) -- the government would be right to archive that one in the Round FIle.

      You can't guarantee government that's responsive to an impassioned minority without making it subject to unjust manipulation. (Not that responding to the majority's will is necessarily that much better. Government is hard -- particularly when justice and power are not always on the same side, and doubly so when there's profit on the line.)

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    17. Re:Not forced by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you support this for a cause you think is just (and hey, I would too), but what if the government is quashing a petition that you don't agree with, that you think is wrong? What if the petition seeks to outlaw homosexuality, say, or any form of sexual deviance? Surely the Second Amendment isn't meant to give us the right to storm Washington to make Congress lock up those filthy people who practice oral sex or deviant positions...

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    18. Re:Not forced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In extreme cases, yes. However, if you're bringing a gun to, say, a politician's town hall meeting about health care because they're not "giving a damn" about your grievance, that might just create a bit of a chilling effect on everyone else's ability to exercise their 1st Amendment rights to free speech and assembly. And no, the fact that I too can bring a gun doesn't help.

      My point being, be careful not to oversell the 2nd Amendment. It's supposed to be for real emergencies only, not a justification for a lifestyle, which is how some people are treating it nowadays...

    19. Re:Not forced by sjames · · Score: 1

      Naturally. There's an element of responsibility involved as well.

    20. Re:Not forced by sjames · · Score: 1

      I'm not supporting anything in particular in this thread, merely pointing out that the second amendment was intended as a final check and balance against the government attempting to discard democracy. There is an element of balance to be found.

      Government ignoring a single petition or several is not the time to get out the gun. Otherwise we'd have a shooting every time some nut with a political agenda and his sole supporter (his dog) don't get catered to.

      Guns are for the case where a movement is widely supported and speaking out, petitioning, demonstrating in the street and voting all fail to bring political change (or if the government attempts to revoke our right to do those things). In other words, when government loses all legitimacy by voiding the one and only principle that granted it legitimacy in the first place.

    21. Re:Not forced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong country there, mate.

    22. Re:Not forced by sjames · · Score: 1

      So "over here in the states" isn't the United States?

    23. Re:Not forced by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Or, those people realize that it's not muskets vs muskets anymore.

  5. Re:Online petition by sbeckstead · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd say since about 24 hours ago or however long it was. Seems to have worked.

  6. Not really... by Auraiken · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Humility is an honourable trait.

    1. Re:Not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is hardly humility if you are not responsible for it.

    2. Re:Not really... by Darkness404 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Its easy to say you are sorry for something that you didn't do and weren't accused of doing.

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    3. Re:Not really... by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No it's not. It's a credibility issue. (As an aside, to suggest that modern western governments arn't accused of denying equal treatment to gay people, which is what Turing's situation was all about, is whitewashing the issue altogether.)

      All programmers have been faced with explaining how *that* programmer fucked up, but you're the *good* kinda programmer who will make things right.

      Still, at the end of the day .. what would you prefer .. that *nobody* apologize to his descendants just because it *might* be construed as being done solely for political gain?

      I mean, shit, in the grand scheme of pros and cons, who would honestly oppose such an apology supporting a still stigmatized sizable percentage of the population? I mean, what's next .. you only want politicians defending your shit because they "feel it in their heart", not because they're elected to represent the sentiment of the people?

      I consider myself a cynic, but the kind of cynic that still knows its damn retarded want to cut off the nose to spite the face when it comes to government and politics.

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    4. Re:Not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... but much harder to take the responsibility for it

    5. Re:Not really... by zobier · · Score: 1

      I'm glad that Gordon Brown made this apology, just as I am that Kevin Rudd made one to the Aboriginal people of Australia.

      As an aside,

      his descendants

      Perhaps we have different understandings of the meaning of that word, however I concur with your sentiment.

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    6. Re:Not really... by dissy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Its easy to say you are sorry for something that you didn't do and weren't accused of doing.

      Yea you're right. I'm sorry :(

    7. Re:Not really... by Don_dumb · · Score: 2, Informative

      Its easy to say you are sorry for something that you didn't do and weren't accused of doing.

      Have you not being paying attention - it clearly is not easy.

      This took thousands of people petitioning the government. Have a look at how long it took for apologies for the various hideous treatments to and of Australian Aborigines. Even then many people were still opposed to doing so.

      If you can be proud of others before your time, then you can be genuinely sorry for acts done by others before your time.

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  8. Better late than never. by WiiVault · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Despite the awful treatment he was exposed to at the time, it is comforting to see him finally recogonized for what he really was.

    1. Re:Better late than never. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what "Gay" or "a fucking genius", no matter how you look at this, it's way too little way too late.

      Gay or Not, the man was a genius that every European owes a debt to, he and the rest at Bletchley park did the "Almost Impossible" without even a Mhz of the power of computers that we have today. And his repayment was chemical castration, disgraceful.

    2. Re:Better late than never. by pbhj · · Score: 1

      In what sense? You mean recognised as a person who took part in homosexual sex? Or what? I can't see what you mean, yet this is insightful?

  9. Right On. by beej · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This was long overdue, to be sure, but even now it means so much to so many people. I believe we all owe Turing, whether we know it or not.

    Any time a government admits, "Ok, we screwed up," it's a big deal, and it's usually a sign of change for the better.

    1. Re:Right On. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Any time a government admits, "Ok, we screwed up," it's a big deal, and it's usually a sign of change for the better.

      Or a simple consequent-less way to divert attention and appease the (burgeoning) restless masses.

    2. Re:Right On. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not "we screwed up", it's "our predecessors, who are long dead, screwed up".

      And it's ridiculous to blame the British government exclusively for what happened to Turing. Anti-gay sentiment was not merely endemic, it was part of the everyday background social noise in almost all levels of society. The government of the day was just reflecting the morals of the day.

      If anything, it's not the government but the people of Britain who owe Turing an apology. As such, it should probably come from the Queen, not Gordon Brown.

      (Arguably, the peoples of the rest of Europe and America owe him just as much, but that's a separate issue. And they didn't actively persecute him, although doubtless they would've done so like a shot if he'd tried to take refuge there.)

    3. Re:Right On. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not "we screwed up", it's "our predecessors, who are long dead, screwed up".

      It's "We, who are still in the position where we can make such laws, recognize that our predecessors did something wrong."

      Recognizing that something is wrong is a prerequisite for not repeating said action.

    4. Re:Right On. by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Its not a big deal, admitting you made a mistake is pretty easy and has almost 0 cost as in almost every case its easier to say 'I did it, I was wrong' than defend against it as people will just say 'thanks for admitting it' and move on.

      Whats even better, its it gets people like yourself to go away and stop bugging them at no cost. Gullible are we.

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    5. Re:Right On. by beej · · Score: 1

      Its not a big deal, admitting you made a mistake is pretty easy and has almost 0 cost as in almost every case its easier to say 'I did it, I was wrong' than defend against it as people will just say 'thanks for admitting it' and move on.

      I think you misunderstand my meaning. Of course it wasn't actually difficult to do once public opinion backed it (although it is still politically embarrassing), but that doesn't mean it wasn't a big deal. Admitting to the mistake is a line in the sand that has now been drawn.

      Compare the government saying, "Turing is a national hero who saved our asses and we treated him like dirt, and we can do better, and we will do better," with the government saying nothing at all.

      Whats even better, its it gets people like yourself to go away and stop bugging them at no cost.

      In this case, I'm sorry, but I think you're wrong. Perhaps you think this event will cause gay rights proponents to fade away? Maybe all the gay marriage activists will be placated now that, at long last, the Prime Minister has apologized for Turing's treatment?

      I'm pretty sure we both know this isn't going to happen. If anything, this apology will have the opposite effect.

    6. Re:Right On. by nbates · · Score: 1

      Long dead? Reference please?

    7. Re:Right On. by nbates · · Score: 1

      Somewhere, there's a queen screaming "I'm not yet dead! don't bury me!"

    8. Re:Right On. by funkatron · · Score: 1

      If anything, it's not the government but the people of Britain who owe Turing an apology. As such, it should probably come from the Queen, not Gordon Brown.

      The Queen would be a terrible choice to speak on behalf of the people of Britain. Gordon Brown isn't much better but at least we somehow sort of elected his party

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    9. Re:Right On. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe, maybe not. But as far as I can work out from Wikipedia (it doesn't give the exact date of Alan Turing's conviction), the Queen was also the Queen when it happened, Gordon Brown on the other hand was only a baby.

  10. An Easy Apology by thechanklybore · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I suppose we should be pleased that Brown has issued this apology, just a shame he's part of a government that knew about torture of terrorism suspects under interrogation. I don't think chemical castration is any worse, and it was even legal at the time. How times have changed eh? Now the government only does awful things to you without evidence and when you've not even had a trial.

    To stop this turning into a rant though, I salute you Alan Turing for bringing philosophy into Computer Science through all your pioneering AI work. You deserved far better.

    1. Re:An Easy Apology by alexborges · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "I suppose we should be pleased that Brown has issued this apology, just a shame he's part of a government that knew about torture of terrorism suspects under interrogation. I don't think chemical castration is any worse, and it was even legal at the time. How times have changed eh? Now the government only does awful things to you without evidence and when you've not even had a trial."

      Well yeah. The thing is, Turing's contribution to the great britain shouldve made him a hero. INstead, he got castrated.

      The cases you point to, at least, were against "enemies" (however true that is). What they did to Alan was against a war hero, perhaps the most important life saver in the retake of europe from the nazis as his work allowed the allies to gather the information they needed to get the nazis out the countries they had invaded.

      Not to mention, for christ sakes, that he was the inventor of computer theory. Not just europe or the brits owed things to him: my job and life revolve arround what he started because I work in computing. The computer revolution would not have been possible without his mathematical work (and that of many others like Von Neuman).

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    2. Re:An Easy Apology by thechanklybore · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree with you. We English have a history of persecuting our great men based on their sexuality (Oscar Wilde for example).

      Still, hero or nobody I imagine that goverment will have a constant supply of things to apologise for in 50 years time to which they will say "I can't believe the abhorrent and barbaric treatment of people in those times".

      Swings and roundabouts.

    3. Re:An Easy Apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't think chemical castration is any worse,"

      Come on. Really. How about you try both first and decide for yourself.

    4. Re:An Easy Apology by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 1

      But that's the point. They haven't apology for stealing his work. Only the means they used to get it. The underlying motive here was to get they hands on his work to get control of it. They didn't care one bit about his or many other peoples sexuality regardless of importance. They didn't care before the war, they didn't care during, they didn't care after until.... Someone realized the importance of what he had done.

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    5. Re:An Easy Apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree with you. We English have a history of persecuting our great men based on their sexuality (Oscar Wilde for example).

      You English also have a history for taking credit where it's not due. Oscar Wilde was Irish, not English or British.

    6. Re:An Easy Apology by Keen+Anthony · · Score: 1

      I agree totally, but I have to nitpick, Turing was always a hero. He was awarded the OBE (Most Excellent Order of the British Empire). They persecuted a war hero. That maybe doesn't make it worse, After all, persecution is always wrong; but it just feels so much worse that the government recognized that without him, there would be British Empire.

    7. Re:An Easy Apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As soon as someone gets famous they get called English, Oscar Wilde was Irish you insensitive clod.

    8. Re:An Easy Apology by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      You English also have a history for taking credit where it's not due. Oscar Wilde was Irish, not English or British.

      Ireland is part of the British Isles, though the term is very unpopular in Ireland.

    9. Re:An Easy Apology by arethuza · · Score: 1

      True, but the phrase "British Isles" is hardly in common use. If you say Britain or British you are referrring to the largest island or its inhabitants.

    10. Re:An Easy Apology by patch0 · · Score: 1

      From 1801 to 1921 Ireland was a part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain. Oscar Wilde lived between the 1850s and around 1900 and was undeniably British (though not English obviously)...

    11. Re:An Easy Apology by erroneous · · Score: 2

      If we have to put up with Alan Green and Colin Murray then we're damn well taking Oscar Wilde as compensation.

      And we'll have Van Morrison too while we're at it.

      You can keep U2 though. Seriously.

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    12. Re:An Easy Apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose we should be pleased that Brown has issued this apology, just a shame he's part of a government that knew about torture of terrorism suspects under interrogation.

      Don't worry, one of the next prime ministers in the next fifty-five years will be proud of apologizing for that soon. ;)

    13. Re:An Easy Apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not really a fan of Gordon Brown at all but I am really pleased with the way he's dealt with this.

      I have been a fan of Alan Turing since I was a kid and certainly before I knew what a gay person was. I'm glad we got this sorted out, not least for the fact that there are plenty of gay men who survived the same time period still alive to share in the apology. It's made my day knowing that I put my name to this petition.

      NB. They didn't actually castrate Alan Turing, they gave him injections of oestrogen in an attempt to "chemically castrate" him. There is some difference in this even if both procedures are somewhat objectionable.

    14. Re:An Easy Apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you. We English have a history of persecuting our great men based on their sexuality (Oscar Wilde for example).

      Oscar Wilde was Irish

    15. Re:An Easy Apology by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.

    16. Re:An Easy Apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Ireland is not part of the British Isles; Ireland does not recognise that designation for these islands. Calling them by that name is just English arrogance.

    17. Re:An Easy Apology by Muros · · Score: 1

      From 1801 to 1921 Ireland was a part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain. Oscar Wilde lived between the 1850s and around 1900 and was undeniably British (though not English obviously)...

      No. Ireland was a part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. Britain and Ireland were seperate entities in the "United Kingdom". Ireland was never a part of Britain.

    18. Re:An Easy Apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oscar Wilde != English.

    19. Re:An Easy Apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oscar Wilde wasn't English...

    20. Re:An Easy Apology by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Although he apparently chose hormone treatment and probation over 2years (?) of prison.

    21. Re:An Easy Apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We English have a history of persecuting our great men based on their sexuality (Oscar Wilde for example)."

      This would be an excellent point, except for the small matter that Oscar Wilde wasn't English.

  11. Grudgingly given apology? by malus314 · · Score: 1, Interesting
    From the article:

    "...thanks to a coalition of computer scientists, historians and LGBT activists, we have this year a chance to mark and celebrate another contribution to Britainâ(TM)s fight against the darkness of dictatorship; that of code-breaker Alan Turing."

    Read: We got ganged up on and were forced to issue an apology for treating Alan Turing like shit.
    I'm glad the apology was (finally) issued, but was it just me, or did it seem like it was given somewhat grudgingly?

    1. Re:Grudgingly given apology? by bongomanaic · · Score: 1

      I think it's just you. One thing of which the Labour governments since 1997 cannot be accused is not taking LGBT rights seriously -- they have pushed through legislation addressing discrimination despite concerted opposition on several occasions. This petition gives the government the opportunity to say something they are happy to say.

  12. Doesn't do him justic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's a shame they didn't at least pay passing tribute to Turing's full accomplishments. Cracking Enigma and "quite brilliant mathemetician" don't do the man justice. I like Wikipedia's "often considered to be the father of modern computer science" as a starting point.

    1. Re:Doesn't do him justic by osu-neko · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a shame they didn't at least pay passing tribute to Turing's full accomplishments. Cracking Enigma and "quite brilliant mathemetician" don't do the man justice. I like Wikipedia's "often considered to be the father of modern computer science" as a starting point.

      To non-computer-nerds, that's a footnote... trivia compared to "cracking Enigma".

      Of course, these days a lot of people wouldn't immediately grasp the significance of "cracking Enigma", either. At least in the US. I imagine knowledge of WWII history is somewhat better over on the other side of the pond...

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    2. Re:Doesn't do him justic by anaesthetica · · Score: 1

      As an American, I would expect you to have a better knowledge of WWII history than what you displayed in your post. Turing was important to ULTRA, but all the real work in cracking Enigma was done by a team of three Poles who risked life and limb to escape both the Nazis and the Soviets to get their information to the allies. Without Marian Rejewski, Jerzy Róycki, and Henryk Zygalski, who cracked Enigma back in 1922, the British would have had to start Bletchley Park from scratch.

      Let Turing be known as the father of computer science. Credit for cracking the Enigma goes to the Poles.

      Perhaps a little less reflexive American-bashing self-righteousness would do you well.

  13. That's not good enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What they did to a human, let alone him... no, a simple apology just won't do.

  14. Re:whatever by alexborges · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I believe you mean "a puff".

    Nothing more than a computer-theory-inventing-second-world-war-winning-hero puff.

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  15. Congratulations, I guess by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You got your apology to a dead man from a man who did not wrong him. I hope you (the petitioners) feel better, because it certainly accomplishes nothing else.

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    1. Re:Congratulations, I guess by barzok · · Score: 1

      You mean just like all of the apologies and reparations for slavery in the US?

    2. Re:Congratulations, I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the only reparations that have been paid are through TANF

    3. Re:Congratulations, I guess by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. It's a symbol. Just like the apologies for slavery in the US, as brought up by another poster. The government of the UK is saying "the things we did to homosexuals were wrong."

    4. Re:Congratulations, I guess by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Exactly like those, in fact. Meaningless, useless, and arguably immoral.

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    5. Re:Congratulations, I guess by Malibee · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes.

      Genuine progress and enlightenment does not require a political mandate.

    6. Re:Congratulations, I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got your apology to a dead man from a man who did not wrong him. I hope you (the petitioners) feel better, because it certainly accomplishes nothing else.

      The underlying message (and the one that actually matters) is that persecuting gay people is wrong.

      One only has to look as far as things like the gay marriage ban in California (prop 8) to recognize that this message (still) needs to be heard.

    7. Re:Congratulations, I guess by Klaatuu · · Score: 1

      As others have, I think, pointed out, the dead cannot hear apologies; but we, the living, can. The government's apology is a signal for today and the future.

    8. Re:Congratulations, I guess by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are completely right. Well, almost completely right. The only worse thing would be letting history roll on without even so much as an empty, belated, politically opportune token such as this apology. When an injury is done to someone that is beyond repair or restitution like this, even moving mountains won't fix things. But silence becomes an accomplice to the original act, and at least speaking out serves to break it.

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    9. Re:Congratulations, I guess by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

      It only accomplishes nothing else if you dismiss it out of hand.

      If it gives people pause to realise that they owe their way of life (and probably their actual life) to the actions of someone so persecuted it may give them pause to consider their own attitudes towards others today.

      Societal attitudes rarely change greatly due to any one thing but through the slow action of good people pointing out injustice and trying to ensure it doesn't happen again.

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    10. Re:Congratulations, I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You got your apology to a dead man from a man who did not wrong him. I hope you (the petitioners) feel better, because it certainly accomplishes nothing else.

      It's hard to believe you're serious, but just in case... When a government acknowledges that something it did was wrong, it reinforces the notion that governments are supposed to do right. When there's a perception that it does so at the request or insistence of the governed population, it reinforces the notion that governments should or must be responsive to the governed population. Anyone who thinks that "merely" symbolic actions don't accomplish anything doesn't understand how important symbols are. If you really thing nothing was accomplished, I recommend a rigorous course of study in social and political theory, preferably in some place where the government can do no wrong, say, Saudi Arabia or North Korea.

      But I rather think you understand all of the above all too well, and would like to minimize what has happened because you're perfectly OK with what happened to Turing in the first place.

    11. Re:Congratulations, I guess by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Magna Carta, Constitution for the United States of America. Worthless bollocks the lot of em!

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    12. Re:Congratulations, I guess by dakameleon · · Score: 1

      +1 to parent. The point is that the man apologising represents the government of the nation, which is in a sense continuous. Apologies to dead men aside, as the parent notes it's the precedent that it sets which is relevant.

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    13. Re:Congratulations, I guess by sasha328 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was going to moderate, but decided to respond to this instead.

      You got your apology to a dead man from a man who did not wrong him. I hope you (the petitioners) feel better, because it certainly accomplishes nothing else.

      An apology never "changes" anything. Harm done is not undone by saying "I am sorry". But an apology is an admission that "I" if I'm the one who did the wrong, or "We" if it is an entity that still exists (such as a company, country etc) recognise the action committed by people like us is wrong and shameful.
      An apology is always humbling, and one is humbled they end to listen better.

      We recently had an, admittedly symbolic, apology to the "Stolen Generation" (http://www.abc.net.au/pm/content/2008/s2162035.htm) A lot of people in the previous Government scoffed at it as symbolic and will not change the plight of the indigenous peoples, but they completely missed the point. The point to the Indigenous Peoples is a "recognition of wrongs done".
      The apology itself was didn't wind back time or give, now adults, the time they lost with their parents!

      I was not born (I was not even a twinkle in my parents' eyes!) when these "legal" actions were taken, but I felt proud that we acknowledge wrong done to others by my country.

      A previous post mentioned: Justice delayed is justice denied. This, imho, is BS. Justice should always be sought and welcomed when it is offered.

    14. Re:Congratulations, I guess by ImNotAtWork · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You got your apology to a dead man from a man who did not wrong him. I hope you (the petitioners) feel better, because it certainly accomplishes nothing else.

      What it accomplishes is setting a new tone.. that the Government (or at least its current leader) has reflected on this subject and identified that the past actions were heinous in nature, that an apology is warranted. Offering the apology will set the precedent that G.B.'s leadership will not condone this treatment and will expect its agents to never commit the same action lest it make the leadership look hypocritical.

      This reminds me of a trip I took to Venice, Italy. I was walking around and found myself in the 'Jewish Ghetto' and permanent plaque was put up by the people of Italy apologizing for the way the Jewish people were treated. This plaque helps both the parties involved to not forget history and be doomed to repeat it.

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    15. Re:Congratulations, I guess by alannon · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod points. I think this comment pretty much sums up what I think is the heart of this matter. Obviously nothing can ever be done that will make up for what was done to Alan Turing, since he is dead. While it might seem that the government could have done more than merely apologize, I think it would have been a hollow gesture, since Turing has already been profoundly honored over the years by countless individuals and organizations. I believe that the government did the one thing that ONLY the government could do in his instance: issue a formal apology for actions that were taken by the government. I only wish that Brown could have at least attempted to demonstrate some humility when he gave the statement. "I am pleased to have the chance"? Somehow I think he could have found a better way to phrase that.

    16. Re:Congratulations, I guess by Malibee · · Score: 1

      Constitutional documents are indeed powerful symbols used to unify groups of people and control their behaviour. To my mind, such symbols are used to acquire power and influence, not create respect for one's fellow man.

      If you are suggesting that apologies and reparations to dead people are motivated by a desire to acquire or retain power and influence, then I can whole-heartedly agree.

      I want to avoid casting governance and politics in an excessively negative light (they seem quite necessary for social stability), but I do believe such concepts are separate and distinct from ethics, which is the word I ought to have used in my first post in place of "Genuine progress and enlightenment".

      I believe (and this is how I interpreted bigstrat2003's original post) that the reparations and apologies to the dead accomplish nothing of *ethical* importance. They quite obviously accomplish things of *political* importance.

    17. Re:Congratulations, I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got your apology to a dead man from a man who did not wrong him. I hope you (the petitioners) feel better, because it certainly accomplishes nothing else.

      I dunno. I think it's OK for a country to say, "Yeah, we did something horribly wrong in the past and we're sorry for it. We know it's wrong now and we'll try to make sure it never happens again."

      The US did this for Japanese Internment victims and Germany did it for the Jews. I don't see how apologizing for something genuinely wrong and disgraceful is bad... no matter how late the apology comes or even if it was your parents crime.

    18. Re:Congratulations, I guess by Aradiel · · Score: 1

      Ah, but getting Gordon Brown to actually admit to a mistake, even if it wasn't his own, is an achievement in itself.

    19. Re:Congratulations, I guess by consonant · · Score: 1

      Amen. Such a contrast, eh?

      As someone else's sig says around here, never forget.

    20. Re:Congratulations, I guess by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      To be honest I really doubt Mr Brown engaged in any reflection at all other than to think, "Is this something I can do which will make me look good, generate some positive PR and make it look like I'm 'in control' and 'doing good'"

      There are dozens of petitions on that site which Mr Brown has taken no notice of whatsoever, not least the one asking him to resign for the good of the country, and the continuing actions of his government demonstrate there is actually a gaping moral hole at the centre of his party and his government.

    21. Re:Congratulations, I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree completely. The other thing that's important to remember is that it also admits that governments are fallible. There's nothing worse than assuming the actions of your government always were, are and will be perfect.

    22. Re:Congratulations, I guess by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      But I rather think you understand all of the above all too well, and would like to minimize what has happened because you're perfectly OK with what happened to Turing in the first place.

      Bzzzzt. Wrong! In fact, I think that what the government did to Turing was detestable and wrong. And it would have some meaning to apologize, if the apology came from the men/women who wronged him. It's meaningless for someone who did no wrong to apologize for something someone else did. It's even more meaningless when the apology is to someone who is dead, and therefore won't care a bit if the apology is ever rendered. The apology isn't even a valid one. You have to at least have done wrong to apologize for it. If I apologize to a murder victim's family for the murder, it is utterly without meaning. The man who did the murder has to apologize for it. Similarly, the men and women who wronged Turing are the ones who must apologize, not an innocent third party.

      Further, even if it was a valid apology, symbols are highly overrated at best. Dr. Manhattan put it well in the Watchmen movie when he remarked that a symbolic doomsday clock had as much value as a picture of air given to a drowning man. Symbols change nothing. They never have, and never will (the idea that is symbolized can be very powerful, and change much... but the idea would have done so with or without the symbol).

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  16. Re:TL:TL by nbates · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Alan and the many thousands of other gay men who were convicted as he was convicted under homophobic laws were treated terribly."

    It is not too late. Homosexuals still exist, even homosexuals that were alive back then.

  17. Gordon Brown's apology not enough by Gizzmonic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stop me if someone else has already addressed this point-but why not re-animate him as a zombie? Gay Zombie Turing would be amazed at the amount of rights homosexuals have today, although I assume he'd be more appalled at what passes for sophistication these days.

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    1. Re:Gordon Brown's apology not enough by Landshark17 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gay Zombie Turing would be fantastically impressed by the rights homosexuals have today, but he would sadly be the victim of much descrimination as a zombie, since prejudice against them is still wide-spread and well-rooted.

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    2. Re:Gordon Brown's apology not enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Are you kidding? Have you seen how zombies are treated? Someone else would just have to apologise to decapitated zombie gay Turing in 2059...

    3. Re:Gordon Brown's apology not enough by cheesecake23 · · Score: 1

      Stop me if someone else has already addressed this point-but why not re-animate him as a zombie?

      "BRAAAAIIIINS - or CPUUUUUUUS, whatever, I can't tell them apart anyway."

  18. In the immortal words of Tom Servo: by ZekoMal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whoopdie Shit. Nothing quite beats apologizing for leading someone to suicide because they didn't love what your government decreed everyone should love...long after their death. Maybe next time the government will, I dunno, apologize in their lifetime! Better still, how about not doing something grossly inhumane to someone? Hell, Turing did good things for these assholes and all he got was shame and suffering from them. Any "deeply sorry" just comes off as "Well I guess I better do this before someone throws a rock through my window" in my eyes.

    1. Re:In the immortal words of Tom Servo: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's actually highly unlikely he committed suicide. But I guess if it makes you feel better...

    2. Re:In the immortal words of Tom Servo: by quarterbuck · · Score: 1

      Yes, but that was not an alternative that Gordon Brown had. He could do two things - either do nothing or apologize. He , or afaik anyone in the current government (excepting the queen possibly), had nothing to do with what was done to Turing. Gordon Brown could not have apologized in Turing's lifetime since he was not in a position of power then.

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    3. Re:In the immortal words of Tom Servo: by Rhys · · Score: 1

      Hey, their time-till-apology is currently much better than the Vatican's. Sure, the Vatican didn't drive Galileo to suicide, but still they were a bit rude about it all.

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    4. Re:In the immortal words of Tom Servo: by cwike · · Score: 0

      I'm afraid you will have to deal with it, because that is the best what is currently available.

    5. Re:In the immortal words of Tom Servo: by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      No one is to blame for suicide but the person who commits it. Its their choice. Nothing is that bad, nothing. No one 'made him commit suicide', he did it on his own.

      Why is it no one can take responsibility for their own actions anymore.

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    6. Re:In the immortal words of Tom Servo: by arethuza · · Score: 1

      I think you have been reading a bit too much Charlie Stross.

    7. Re:In the immortal words of Tom Servo: by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      So what should the government, today, have done other than to issue a statement? And who is the them that you are talking about? Most of them are dead now. Should Brown have issued this apology on the day he took office? How many days of a new government would be taken up entirely by thinking up and issuing apologies for governmental wrongdoings all the way back to King Arthur's poor treatment of Lancelot?

    8. Re:In the immortal words of Tom Servo: by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Better still, how about not doing something grossly inhumane to someone?

      Aye. But at this point, we can't even get them to stop murdering thousands with invasions, even when people take to the streets en masse. I think that would be a first step.

    9. Re:In the immortal words of Tom Servo: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gordon Brown could not have apologized in Turing's lifetime since he was not in a position of power then.

      Gordon Brown was three years old when Turing died. So no, he was not in a position of power.

  19. Of course... by FleaPlus · · Score: 0

    Of course, the Government doesn't want you to know that Alan was actually assassinated by a covert agency after he discovered the Turing-Lovecraft Theorem.

    Seriously though, this was long overdue. RIP Alan Turing.

  20. Re:Online petition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the action requested in the petition does not cost any money. Words are cheap.

  21. Aw crap... by vux984 · · Score: 0

    "ised for the treatment of Alan Turing in the post war era. An online petition got more than enough signatures to force an official statement..."

    That's just the sort of encouragement these 'sign my [useless] online petition' people need.

    I'm all for protesting, but an online petition is one small step above... scratch that... exactly equivalent to moaning about an issue on slashdot.

    That the gov't reacted is not because of the power of the online petition, it was far more likely simply because it was a convenient and symbolic gesture that would distract news media from more critical stories.

    1. Re:Aw crap... by Xest · · Score: 1

      In the UK there is an official government petition site where you can sign petitions based on your name and UK address.

      When the petition reaches 500 signatures, it is passed to the government for a response.

      So in fact they did act because of the petition, because had the petition not existed and reached a decent number of signatures (it hit over 30,000) this would not have happened.

      It's not one of those pointless petitions from those petition farm sites you're probably thinking of because it has a direct link to government and commands a direct response from government.

    2. Re:Aw crap... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Ah hah ha hah ! The current largest petition on that site with over 70,000 signatories is one asking for Gordon Brown to resign. Despite having over twice as many signatures as the Alan Turing one there is still no response at all from the government, not even a statement explaining why Mr Brown believes he shouldn't resign.

    3. Re:Aw crap... by Xest · · Score: 1

      I know, but I don't see what your point is exactly? The government does not have to respond at the 500 mark, they do sometimes, sometimes a little later as in this case, or sometimes when the position ends.

      If they do not respond they may face public criticism from the opposition for not responding causing them further political harm.

      The government still has time to respond to that specific petition, and again, if they don't they will face the consequences so it's pointless having any concern over the response of that petition right now.

      Besides, personally I'd rather he didn't resign anyway - he'll get replaced with a weasel like Mandelson or Milliband, both of which are more evil and more dangerous. Brown staying in power is our country's best hope of thankfully saying goodbye to Labour for a long long time next election.

    4. Re:Aw crap... by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

      It isn't closed yet. And anyway that probably hasn't been responded to because there is a much larger petition it will be superceeded by.

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  22. Re:Online petition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Its been a little longer than 24 hours.... I know that there have been hundreds of petitions over at least 30 years... I've signed a fair amount of them over the years.
     
    Though those are the old fashioned in-the-rain gathering signatures on paper type....

  23. Scoring brownie points by SoVeryTired · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bah, this is just Labour trying to score a couple of brownie points since they're about to get trounced in the election next year.
    Some PR drone probably stumbled across the petition and thought "Ok, this sounds like a good idea and it won't hurt the government's image, we might as well do it".

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  24. Yes by vierpsyche · · Score: 1

    about time! The man was a genius.

  25. My apology by oldhack · · Score: 0, Troll

    If you experienced the momentary outtage of slashdot - my bad. Big burrito lunch, you understand.

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  26. Re:TL:TL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's not even just that there are people alive today who were persecuted in years past -- 93 state governments still persecute homosexuals, 7 by the death penalty.

  27. Turing by KliX · · Score: 1

    On many nights when I was studying Computer Science at Manchester University, I sat next to Turing's statue outside the college after going out in the village. The apology is "nice", but really means nothing at all..

    Though at least our government made it. Finally.

  28. Re:TL:TL by ishmalius · · Score: 1

    True, but this is for Alan Turing personally. This statement should not be diluted to be more generally applicable. Let this one be for him alone, since he was the victim in this particular instance. Rather, if another public statement is required, then work toward that.

  29. Re:whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I believe you mean a "poof" not a "puff"

  30. Too late? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the same as when the Catholic Church apologized to Galileo Galilei: too little, too late. What good is to recognize a wrong done so many years ago to a person already dead?

    Historic Apology?

    Yes, but I'm not sure the ones apologizing CAN be really sorry for something they didn't directly do.

  31. Too bad things didn't happen Greg Egan's way by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's an excellent short story Oracle by Greg Egan imagining what would have happened if Turing's life had gone slightly differently. Egan portrays a very interesting world with heavy emphasis on how Turing might have interacted with C.S. Lewis. See http://gregegan.customer.netspace.net.au/MISC/ORACLE/Oracle.html.

    1. Re:Too bad things didn't happen Greg Egan's way by Kizor · · Score: 1

      I had a look and narcistically figure that you might be interested in my take - mine, mind, with no attempt to make general statements.

      The story started with a hoot. Egan's prose is pleasant, and moreover he shows familiarity with integrating it with his non-prose: the jailbreak somehow manages to retain momentum even when it digresses, at length, into physics. Maybe I'm just geeky enough. What with my recent experience with Mary Sues, the woman with incredible powers and complete self-assurance that's never ever contradicted was a tad annoying, despite the reasons for those traits.

      C.S. Lewis is then introduced reading a disturbing letter about ****ing up kids, and he reads it with growing satisfaction and a sense of vindication. He then muses on planting the seed of faith in children's minds. For a writer who goes into the applications of quantum gravity theory in the middle of a jailbreak, this carries a shade of having Lewis twirl his moustache and go "mwahahahaha!" I skipped forward some, and found a debate scene that consists of a smug yet clearly inferior argument and of the protagonist striking it down, an innocent victim who shows who the bad guys are by suffering because of their convictions, and finally a scene where the unfalteringly serene messenger of truth suffers the increasingly irrational ravings of the fool who refuses to face reality. I put the story down. All three of these are familiar tropes from works from Jack Chick's to Eragon, and they weren't any more palatable now than they were then. I find "raving fool vs serene messenger" the most annoying of the three - which may be beause of my previous encounters more than this one, I can't tell - though the innocent victim is distinguished by her sheer unnecessity. Some works just have the villain kick a dog.

    2. Re:Too bad things didn't happen Greg Egan's way by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      Interesting, I actually wrote on another website when I made a comment similar to this one that I thought the story was unfair to Lewis. So there's some agreement there, although I don't find it as unfair as you do. Also note that in reality his wife Joy did die of cancer, so that aspect is to some extent keeping with what happened in reality to a limited extent.

    3. Re:Too bad things didn't happen Greg Egan's way by Kizor · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a reasonable difference of interpretation. What you dislike, I both dislike and am sick of.

      And in the interests of geekery: the story's badness (to me) may not be its property as much as the result of a complex and partially random chain reaction. Consider: If I had been in a different mood, less attentive or placed emphasis on different words, would the introduction of Lewis have put me on my guard? If it hadn't, would I have ignored the story's resemblance to those three horrid tropes or taken them to be excusable? If I had been less disillusioned, would saving lives by bombing Westminster Abbey have seemed reasonable instead of mean-spirited, and would I have had suspended my disbelief over the near-psychotic protagonist not only entertaining the thought of time travel but deducing it immediately? There's some fascinating interplay and self-reinforcing loops at work here. A pity that I study another field entirely.

      The impression remains that Greg Egan saw that he was holding all the cards, reached over, and kicked his opponent in the groin.

  32. Too little, too late. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess in 50 years some sorry assed figurehead will be apologizing to everyone who wasn't "allowed" to marry in this day and age.

  33. Re:Online petition by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since when is an online petition worth more than a squirt of piss?

    I'm pretty sure aiming a quart of piss at PM Brown wouldn't have gotten the same response.

    Pretty sure, anyway. Ya never know with those Brits...

  34. Sure it does by SAN1701 · · Score: 1

    It makes nothing to the great dead man who suffered this injustice, but the acceptance, by the government, that it was a wrongdoing, turns it more difficult to happen again. And this is far from nothing.

  35. Not the best choice of phrase by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 2, Funny

    "We can't put the clock back" sounds awfully inappropriate in an apology for chemically castrating someone.

    1. Re:Not the best choice of phrase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We can't put the clock back" sounds awfully inappropriate in an apology for chemically castrating someone.

      "If we could swing the pendulum back and forth a few more times...Roll the stones of time backwards...Put the clock back..." It all sounds appropriate to me.

    2. Re:Not the best choice of phrase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We can't put the clock back" sounds awfully inappropriate in an apology for chemically castrating someone.

      Unless you're talking about Pulp Fiction where in fact you could put the clock back... in his ass!

    3. Re:Not the best choice of phrase by arethuza · · Score: 1

      And someone who played a major role in winning WW2? How is that for ungrateful!

  36. Official Skinflint Act by epine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I read Spycatcher a long while ago. Wright seemed like a guy who made many solid technical contributions to the geekdom of spy craft. Clearly, later in life he had some axes to grind. One of which is the terrible way the Official Skinflint Act was used to deny benefits to long serving members of the secret service. Like what they say about Area 51: the only secret there is the massive waste of taxpayer dollars.

    Peter Wright - Wikipedia

    Because of the interest and because of the rancour following the pension, in 1985, he decided to publish his memoirs in Australia in order to make ends meet. The British government did all it could to suppress publication, under the pretext that such a publication would be in violation of the Official Secrets Act. They brought an injunction against Wright in Sydney. The Australian court, however, ruled against the British government, thus turning a book that might have had moderate success into an international best seller. Furthermore, the verdict not only vindicated Wright but also represented a victory for press freedom. The publication of Spycatcher temporarily unlocked the doors of official secrecy as far as former intelligence officers were concerned. With the enactment of the 1989 Official Secrets Bill, an absolute prohibition on revelations by serving or former intelligence officers was imposed.

    The British governing class always seemed to care a lot more about that stiff upper lip thing, than rewarding those who toil in mandatory obscurity.

    The other aspect that boggles the mind is the "gays are communist pinkos" circularity. If you castrate your war heroes, I think you might just be priming the pump for defection. It's not gays as such who are unreliable, but anyone who fears arbitrary persecution by their own government.

    Another thing I've sometimes wondered: notwithstanding the official secrets act, where was Churchill when Turing could have used a solid character witness, such as "the official secrets act prohibits me from discussing the details, but in my opinion, if you do this, you'll shame the British empire for 100 years" or some distinctly British harrumph to that effect.

    The real shame here is the amount of power held by the people who knew better.

    1. Re:Official Skinflint Act by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Another thing I've sometimes wondered: notwithstanding the official secrets act, where was Churchill when Turing could have used a solid character witness, such as "the official secrets act prohibits me from discussing the details, but in my opinion, if you do this, you'll shame the British empire for 100 years" or some distinctly British harrumph to that effect.

      Interesting way to phrase that. Although not causally related, I'm sure, it is noteworthy that the "British Empire" didn't significantly outlive Turing as such.

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    2. Re:Official Skinflint Act by Xest · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Churchill was busy being Prime Minister at the time.

      That should say a lot about Churchill's real character- if anyone could've protected Turing he could, and he chose not to.

      Churchill made some great speeches during the war, but remember as soon as the war was over his government was kicked out, yes they got back in next term but only because his government was better than the, at the time, found to be even worse Labour government.

      This view of Churchill as a great Briton is questionable, he talked a good talk during the war, even in the case of Turing referring to him as a great person. But his actions exist in sharp contrast to his words. Even politicians back then said one thing and did another.

  37. Re:Not really...Truth abou humility by blueskies · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Randroids don't pass the Turing test.

  38. something was accomplished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apologizing or not- neither one helps Alan Turing now.

    But this sets a precedent. By apologizing for this behavior in the past it cements it as being definitely not OK and that can help others.

  39. Why geeks don't care about homosexuality by trout007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Feel free to add more. 1. We are happy when anyone gets laid 2. The heterosexual geeks aren't threatened. I mean if we can't get girls to find us attractive no gay guy would. 3. Decreases denominator in available (girl/guy) ratio.

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    1. Re:Why geeks don't care about homosexuality by davebarnes · · Score: 1

      Point 3 is perfect.
      I definitely would have supported it in college where the ratio was 1:19 (girl/boy) (without home/hetero calculations).

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    2. Re:Why geeks don't care about homosexuality by djconrad · · Score: 1

      How about gay geeks do good work?

    3. Re:Why geeks don't care about homosexuality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that mean that the male math majors tend to be bi in order to shift the ratio to ((girls-lesbians+gay_guys+bi_guys)/straight_guys) ?

    4. Re:Why geeks don't care about homosexuality by linhares · · Score: 1

      [(girls/dudes-(gay_guys+bi_guys)]^lesbians

    5. Re:Why geeks don't care about homosexuality by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Because your sexuality has no effect on your ability to do work? It didn't get put in the list because it is irrelevant.

      If you want to be treated equally than thats what you get.

      So you want to be treated as equal or different? You don't get both, regardless of how special you think you are.

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    6. Re:Why geeks don't care about homosexuality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +5?!

      Sorry but I think that's pretty fucking offensive.

    7. Re:Why geeks don't care about homosexuality by Chapter80 · · Score: 1

      1. We are happy when anyone gets laid
      2. The heterosexual geeks aren't threatened. I mean if we can't get girls to find us attractive no gay guy would.
      3. Decreases denominator in available (girl/guy) ratio.

      4. We respect anyone who can double their wardrobe without having to go shopping.
      5. Geeks recognize that diversity can produce great results - not just pertaining to homosexuality.
      6. From our parents' basement, we all look the same - like an Arial 11 font. (obligatory reference)
      7. There are bigger targets for our hatred and bigotry.

    8. Re:Why geeks don't care about homosexuality by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Damn your college was loaded with chicks

    9. Re:Why geeks don't care about homosexuality by 32771 · · Score: 1

      1. Agreed.
      2. Somewhat funny, but what makes you think gay men are more discriminating (could be right though). However, they could be less discriminating because the difficulty to find a partner is higher.
      3. No, there are about as many lesbians as there are gay people. Checkout NATSAL2000, I would never trust Americans about the topic.

      Also it is not so much a matter of attractivity that you don't find a partner if you hide in the basement all the time.

      Oh I was supposed to add more, Hmm ...

      4. You can't find the time to chat with either sex between arguing about the virtues of emacs vs vi and little vs big endian.

      5. Personally, I like to stand aside and let evolution deal with complex stochastical systems of self reproducing entities and watch from the safety of my underground bunker.

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    10. Re:Why geeks don't care about homosexuality by 32771 · · Score: 1

      This sounds too much like affirmative action.
      Some are probably lazy bums.

      Meritocracy FTW!

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    11. Re:Why geeks don't care about homosexuality by trout007 · · Score: 1

      In a general population you are correct about #3. But in a limited population like my Mech Eng graduating class. About 40 Graduates. 4 female. Now assume a 10% homosexual ratio for both genders. There is a good chance all the girls are straight. (0.9)^4=66% Meanwhile the odds of all of the guys being straight are .9^36 = 2%. Either way all I intended to say is who cares about sexuality? Its like eye color. How does it affect me?

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  40. Very good form Gordon by davebarnes · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This is good.
    Very good.
    As an old, straight, white guy, I think this is just wonderful.
    Governments hate to apologize.
    This is good.

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  41. And Nobel invented Dynamite by ghoul · · Score: 0, Troll

    Brown's an ass. What kind of guy says that Turing is most famous for breaking Enigma codes. Turing is famous for his contribution to AI and most importantly the Turing test and the Turing award (Computer Science's Nobel prize equivalent) If Gordon Brown was paying tribute to Alfred Nobel he would probably forget to mention the Nobel prize and talk about how Nobel made his money selling dynamite to the Czar. As I said what an ass. Pity the brits that they have idiots for leaders (its not new started with Thatcher)

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    1. Re:And Nobel invented Dynamite by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      What kind of guy says that Turing is most famous for breaking Enigma codes.

      Someone knowledgeable.

      Turing is famous for his contribution to AI and most importantly the Turing test and the Turing award (Computer Science's Nobel prize equivalent)...

      As these are all things the average person has never even heard of, calling someone "famous" for them is invoking a limited definition of "famous", ala "famous amongst [some group]".

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    2. Re:And Nobel invented Dynamite by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Just to add a bit of perspective on this, from Brown's statement:

      But even more than that, Alan deserves recognition for his contribution to humankind. For those of us born after 1945, into a Europe which is united, democratic and at peace, it is hard to imagine that our continent was once the theatre of mankind's darkest hour. It is difficult to believe that in living memory, people could become so consumed by hate - by anti-Semitism, by homophobia, by xenophobia and other murderous prejudices - that the gas chambers and crematoria became a piece of the European landscape as surely as the galleries and universities and concert halls which had marked out the European civilisation for hundreds of years. It is thanks to men and women who were totally committed to fighting fascism, people like Alan Turing, that the horrors of the Holocaust and of total war are part of Europe's history and not Europe's present.

      Considering that? I'm sorry, but his contributions to AI are utter trivia compared to his other contributions to humanity. Brown put the emphasis in the right place. Not that being the father of modern computer science is nothing, but it speaks a lot to how much we owe Turing that it is practically nothing compared to his other accomplishments.

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  42. Re:whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And here I was thinking the "puff" was a new extension on the "fag" metaphor...

    (maybe you have to be English/Australian to get that)

  43. Check. Next up... by ysth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oscar Wilde

  44. Re:TL:TL by mdwh2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's an interesting point - is there anyone still alive today who was prosecuted under the laws? Could they get any compensation, or will they only get just words too?

    Still, Brown's tolerance for LGBT people and their sexuality probably doesn't extend as far as the Spanner case, where gay sadomasochists were imprisoned for consensual S&M. When the Labour Government passed the recent law on "extreme" consensual adult images, they cited the Spanner case as justification for the new law. I'm bisexual, and masochist - but despite the welcome improvements to gay rights on the one hand, overall I can't say Labour have made me feel better regarding my sexuality over the last twelve years.

    On the one hand, they propose laws banning hate speech that could cover accusing gay people of being child abusers; but on the other, they themselves compare "extreme" adult images to child porn, and sadomasochism to pedophilia.

  45. When in doubt... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Brown knows

  46. Re:TL:TL by osu-neko · · Score: 1

    True, but this is for Alan Turing personally. This statement should not be diluted to be more generally applicable. Let this one be for him alone, since he was the victim in this particular instance. Rather, if another public statement is required, then work toward that.

    This misunderstands the purpose of such things. They're never for the person they're "for". Heck, even funerals are for the sake of the living, not the dead.

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  47. Knighthood by (void*)cheerio · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nice gesture. Now they should give him the honour he deserved while he was alive. Considering his contributions to the war effort and Computer Science, he should be knighted.

    1. Re:Knighthood by :jax: · · Score: 2, Informative

      He wasn't knighted, but he got the OBE award in 1945, which is one step below a knighthood. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Turing#Hut_8_and_Naval_Enigma Now, he obviously should have been knighted for his work and given time he probably would have been. Regrettably he wasn't given that time.

    2. Re:Knighthood by Myrddin+Wyllt · · Score: 1

      Nice gesture. Now they should give him the honour he deserved while he was alive. Considering his contributions to the war effort and Computer Science, he should be knighted.

      He can't be knighted; he's dead. It doesn't matter how much he deserves it (or deserved it), it won't happen because it's not an honour which can be given posthumously.

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  48. Re:Online petition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Van Jones probably thinks otherwise...

    http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/healthcare/la-na-van-jones7-2009sep07,0,6923895.story

  49. Re:whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe you mean "a puff".

    Nothing more than a computer-theory-inventing-second-world-war-winning-hero puff.

    I believe you mean 'a poof'. And not with a long 'O' sound like poo. Short, like woof.

  50. There are a lot of other apologies owed. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This might be a first step, but the British government fucked over whole groups (and races) of people that deserve an apology at least as much as the venerated Mr. Turing.

    LK

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    1. Re:There are a lot of other apologies owed. by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

      This might be a first step, but the British government fucked over whole groups (and races) of people that deserve an apology at least as much as the venerated Mr. Turing.

      LK

      Yes, like homosexuals, like he did in the apology in TFA that you probably haven't read.

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    2. Re:There are a lot of other apologies owed. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Yes, like homosexuals, like he did in the apology in TFA that you probably haven't read.

      I was speaking about the Jewish people that they refused to take in from the rest of Europe who ended up incinerated. I was speaking about the Africans that were enslaved while England turned a blind eye in some cases and participated in others.. I was speaking about the Native Americans and the holocaust that they endured in part because of the British hunger for empire.

      Though the statement made reference to one of those groups, it falls far short of the apology that they deserve as well.

      LK

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  51. Re:You do the crime, you do the time. by osssmkatz · · Score: 1

    No. Laws that are unjust should be disobeyed.

  52. Re:You do the crime, you do the time. by rsilverman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're missing the point. Brown is not apologizing for Britain having behaved *illegally*, or for having prosecuted Turing. The law was applied as written at the time (I'm assuming; I haven't checked). He's apologizing for Britain's treatment of Turing, period. The law was unjust, and the results horrific. Britain is recognizing this and doing the only thing it can at this point: express its regret.

  53. Re:You do the crime, you do the time. by radtea · · Score: 1

    so his punishment was fair and reasonable under the circumstances.

    You don't actually say anything that can be parsed as an argument, so it isn't clear what your point is other than the completely batshit insane statement I've quoted. However, assuming you have an argument, I think it would look something like:

    1) What the law says is always 100% perfectly fair and reasonable
    2) Everyone ought to be equal under the law
    3) Alan Turing was the same as everyone
    -----
    Ergo, Alan Turing's treatment under the law was 100% perfectly fair and reasonable.

    The reason why this conclusion is batshit insane is that your first premise is anti-empirical gibberish. What the law says is only moderately fair and reasonable most of the time, even in the most aggressively democratic countries, and it is completely unfair and unreasonable much of the time even then.

    Moral judgement is higher than the law when it comes to, well, judging human action, and we can clearly see today that the law under which Turing was persecuted (yes, persecuted) was neither fair nor reasonable. It was vicious, stupid, pointless, hateful and small-minded.

    Whether or not a formal apology from a politician today is warranted, the fact remains that the law was wrong by any sane standard, and the people brutalized by it might perhaps be forgiven for thinking they are owed a little bit of apology today.

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  54. I'm glad to see that apology by Shlomi+Fish · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm glad to see an apology for Turing's treatment being set straight. Alan Turing definitely didn't deserve the bad treatment that was inflicted upon him for his sexual orientation. He certainly deserves this apology.

    One historical note is that several models of computers (or actual computers) preceded the more formal computer science, but naturally, the theoretical work of Turing (and related early CS pioneers such as Alonzo Church), and their rigour should also be highly regarded.

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    1. Re:I'm glad to see that apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one should feel the need to apologize for what those before them did. Today's whites are not responsible for the slave trade. Today's younger Germans are not responsible for the holocaust. PM Brown was 3 when Turing died.

      It was nothing more than ceremonial and has nothing to do with contemporary society. For all of you who like to call God the flying spaghetti monster; this really isn't much different.

    2. Re:I'm glad to see that apology by justleavealonemmmkay · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People change. Institutions remain. Brown is the chief of that institution, he apologises in name of the institution.

    3. Re:I'm glad to see that apology by justleavealonemmmkay · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm glad to see an apology for Turing's treatment being set straight.

      Ironic. Trying to get Turing straight is what got him suicidally depressed.

  55. Dad? Is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aunt-Mummy asked that you should call!

  56. Why not by bussdriver · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Incest is a cultural and possibly biological bad thing... I suppose I could agree that they shouldn't be involved in that either. I do not think it would be common and the abusive stuff would still be a crime (one could classify it as abuse and get it MOSTLY illegal without messing the right to choose a partner.)

    Multiple spouses? I suppose those happen already, just not in the legal system... Legally, its 1 at a time but that doesn't seem to change a whole lot. Again, normal people don't do it without cultural support for it. Women with rights probably are extremely unlikely to agree to other wives. For the most part, I think today we have about the same stats regardless of the legal system.

    Age? Well its rather silly to put numbers on it. Every now and then I hear about some poor child (18 or 19) fooling around with a 16-17 year old and getting labeled a sex offender. Where has the purpose for judges gone??? (they are there to inject some "common sense" not brainless apply law by guidelines.)

    Government needs more restriction on its power to enforce the belief systems of the majority onto minorities. This INCLUDES marriage! A standard contractual agreement is all that is required to give the benefits of legal marriage-- without any restrictions--- relatives, room mates, etc. should be possible. If you want marriage go to a private entity for it. It is a bad idea to mislabel civil unions "Marriage" and dilute the language.

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    Me, I find the behavior of the UK continually ironic. I think they should give Turning more than just a formal apology. He should be held up as an example of how flawed humans can be so that future generations have more examples to hopefully learn from. Given the size of his contribution, he should get a holiday.

    1. Re:Why not by aevan · · Score: 1

      It's a throw-back law. If it were really about the genetically damaged offspring, they would also have laws against people with genetically passed diseases from breeding, when they have a high risk (or certainty) of passing it off onto their offspring. Moment that's tried, eugenics and human rights cards get raised and it is considered evil. Cousins want a roll in the hay using protection and that's wrong-sick, but let the two vegetables-in-love have a kid and it's all kinds of cute.

      Personally at a loss on where they should come down on it: avoiding intentionally damaged offspring is great, but where is the line for certainty (of bad offspring), and what steps do you take to prevent/punish while impinging how much on personal freedom?

    2. Re:Why not by EdIII · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If it were really about the genetically damaged offspring, they would also have laws against people with genetically passed diseases from breeding, when they have a high risk (or certainty) of passing it off onto their offspring.

      but where is the line for certainty (of bad offspring)

      I know it throws up all kinds of references to Gattaca, but the difference is simple. Brother and Sister is information readily available to everyone without violating anyone's privacy. Capturing genetic profiles and then basing marriage licenses on it, or "procreation licenses" would be far different and regardless of motivations, I find my own genetic profile to *deeply* and *profoundly* private. I can see 100 years in the future that we wear clothes designed to prevent DNA from falling off and being collected by little robots in restaurants for marketing purposes.

      Siblings procreating has the highest certainty of genetically damaged offspring. 1st cousins next.

      I think we can draw the line at siblings and 1st cousins. Genetic profiling is not required for that, and I would never support genetic profiling under any circumstances. Ever. The only person that should have access to your genetic information is your primary care physician and that information should be strongly protected by the most strenuous legal language possible with severe consequences for unauthorized dissemination.

    3. Re:Why not by grumbel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Brother and Sister is information readily available to everyone without violating anyone's privacy.

      So is down syndrome, dwarfism and a ton of other gene defects, after all if a defect wouldn't have obvious consequences it wouldn't be that bad a defect to begin with. Should we stop all those people from having children too? Especially since the chance of defect in the children might be a good bit higher then with incest.

      In Germany it is especially weird, doing embryo screening to check for defects is actually outlawed and incest outlawed as well. So you have one law passively encouraging defects and another trying to prevent them. And of course there is still the issue with the law not outlawing the baby making, but the sex, which today just seems out of date, as making babies without is doable just as having sex without risk of a baby is doable.

    4. Re:Why not by EdIII · · Score: 1, Interesting

      So is down syndrome, dwarfism and a ton of other gene defects, after all if a defect wouldn't have obvious consequences it wouldn't be that bad a defect to begin with.

      Your just playing with histrionics again. Nobody is suggesting that two people that are dwarves cannot procreate. Just brothers and sisters. You keep wanting to expand the restriction, when nobody is agreeing to it in the discussion. I am not even suggesting that two people that have Down Syndrome cannot procreate either.

      Keep it to brothers and sisters. Which, BTW, have very high chances of severe abnormalities that require life-long care. We are not talking Down Syndrome or being smaller than average either. Far more severe.

    5. Re:Why not by MistrX · · Score: 1

      Frankly the laws are supposed to be guidelines, some are stricter then others. But it should not always be applied by the letter. Simply because a specific law doesn't really apply to all specific situations. You are a sex offender when the general public sees you as one. A 18-19 year old fooling around with someone of the age of 16-17 should be no problem and mostly no one has a problem with that, except for those who grab the lawbook and follow it blindly. Is it a 18-19 year old fooling around with someone the age of 6 it's a different matter. It is mostly wise to follow the law as a guideline of how things should go and look at every situation specific if the law applies and when it does, in what context and how hard it applies. Commonsense is something lawsystems sometimes lack (a system is a non-human entity) shamefully.

    6. Re:Why not by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      "I am not even suggesting that two people that have Down Syndrome cannot procreate either."

      I am. Not because there's anything wrong with it, but because with an odd number of chromosomes, the odds are poor. Women with Down's are less fertile, men with Down's are practically sterile.

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    7. Re:Why not by drsmithy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nobody is suggesting that two people that are dwarves cannot procreate. Just brothers and sisters. You keep wanting to expand the restriction, when nobody is agreeing to it in the discussion. I am not even suggesting that two people that have Down Syndrome cannot procreate either.

      I think you guys need to go back to your basic assumption that "sex" and "procreation" are synonyms.

    8. Re:Why not by DrgnDancer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is that laws aren't (and probably shouldn't be) written as guidelines. They're written as rules. If the rules say you're an adult at 18, and that adults cannot have sex with children, then some pissed off parent is going to INSIST that this rule applies to his 17.85 year old daughter and her 18.25 year old boy friend he doesn't approve of; no matter what common sense says. This sort of problem has been mitigated in a lot of jurisdictions by modifying the rule slightly to say "18 year olds are adults, and adults cannot have sex with children, unless their ages are 2 or fewer years apart" or by lowering the age of consent to 16 or something along these lines.

      Even with these adjusted rules you get stupid stuff that happens ("Ahh, but my daughter is exactly 2 year and ONE DAY younger than that boy."), but treating the laws as guidelines tends to create the opposite problem. Situations where legitimately bad things have happened, but people get away with them because of leeway in the law and influence. It's one of the great conundrums of civilization.

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    9. Re:Why not by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Prohibiting incest on any basis other than that of genetic incompatibility is foolish and superstitious. Why not just require genetic testing for those most likely to have a problem (e.g. siblings or close cousins) and let everyone else stick with blood tests and the luck of the draw like they do now? That way, everyone gets to have the maximum rights which are beneficial to society (which does not need a bunch of overly inbred members gumming up the works.) I don't want to marry a relative or anything, but it's important to recognize that among certain populations, everyone is closer than (say) fifth cousins, and there's a slippery slope to be slid down.

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    10. Re:Why not by Unixnoteunuchs · · Score: 1

      Ick.

    11. Re:Why not by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Prohibiting incest on any basis other than that of genetic incompatibility is foolish and superstitious.

      I absolutely agree. My objections are entirely based on that of genetic incompatibility and my concerns for the welfare of the child, and then the welfare of the state.

      Why not just require genetic testing for those most likely to have a problem (e.g. siblings or close cousins) and let everyone else stick with blood tests and the luck of the draw like they do now?

      That is far more of a slippery slope than you think it is. AFAIK, blood tests are only to test for 1st cousin relationships and brother/sister relationships in the first place. We don't use blood tests to screen out disease and prevent marriages for that purpose. So that statement is a little confused IMO.

    12. Re:Why not by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      Siblings procreating has the highest certainty of genetically damaged offspring. 1st cousins next.

      Still only 4-7%, about the same as that women who are over 40, compared to 2-3% overall.

      I think we can draw the line at siblings and 1st cousins.

      So should siblings, one of which is sterile, be allowed to marry? If not, why not?
      Also, where is marriage between first cousins illegal? It isn't in Canada or most of Europe. In the U.S., as far as I know, first-cousin marriage is only illegal in 15 states:Arkansas, Delaware, Idaho, Iowa,Kansas, Louisiana, Michigan, Missouri, New Hampshire, North & South Dakota, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Texas, Washington and Wyoming. Strange mixture.

    13. Re:Why not by The+Madd+Rapper · · Score: 1

      Siblings procreating has the highest certainty of genetically damaged offspring. 1st cousins next.

      Parent-child is tied for first; {parent's sibling}-child and grandparent-child are in between.

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  57. Re:Online petition by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a quart of piss...

    You crazy Yanks and your bizarre 'English' language. The correct UK spelling is B-U-D-W-E-I-S-E-R. And it comes in pints, not quarts.

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  58. Gordon brown's Apology to Alan Turing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What pointless idiocy. Instead of making useless gestures like this, why doesn't Gordon Brown apologize for something he is currently doing that future generations will criticize. Oh! Wait...he doesn't know what that might be. This kind of behavior is brain dead.

  59. It's important to say these things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When idiots like Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad can
    make statements like âoeIn Iran we donâ(TM)t have homosexuals like in your country.â
    in the modern era no less (2007), and while homosexuality remains illegal and punishable
    in any number of dismal, backward countries,
    it's important that public statements of the wrongfulness of persecuting
    homosexuals be aired, if only to counterbalance the ravings of
    fundamentalists and pig-ignorant foreign presidents...

  60. What was actually said by houghi · · Score: 3, Funny

    What was actually said:
    Hey it seems that this Turing gay, uh, guy, made it possible to do all the snooping on our citizens. We are now able to store AND process all this data about everybody as Orwell intended it to be.
    Thanks Turing. You were not that bad after all.

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    1. Re:What was actually said by amanjsingh · · Score: 1

      I like your signature.

  61. Why this cynicism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I cannot really understand the cynicism in almost all the comments to this post. Despite the fact that Alan Turing deserved and still deserves a lot more than he got, I find this symbolic step still a positive one, not something to bash repeatedly in 90+% of all the comments. It was an online petition for an apology and it worked.

    I actually see something special here: The petition was "online" - using a network of computers, all of which are essentially Turing machines. So in some sense, his legacy played a major role in bringing Slashdot-minded people together, in their creation of an online petition and thus the issuing of an apology - symbolic perhaps, but still deeply meaningful.

  62. MOD Parent UP by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

    The most eloquent comment on this site I have seen for a long time.

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  63. What's this world coming to!?!?! by LostMyBeaver · · Score: 1

    Seriously, first the catholics come out and agrees the earth is round. Now the English come out and admit they were wrong about mistreating a man over his sexual preference.

    This is a trend that I don't like! The day I see white hatted, "god fearing" Alabamans who spend most of their days sitting on their porch drinking cheap beer voting in favor of gun control and marrying into other races I'm going to just shoot myself because then we'll know the earth is coming to an end.

    This world is just getting to crazy. If you can't depend on the stupidity of humanity, what can you possibly depend on?

    1. Re:What's this world coming to!?!?! by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      I live in Alabama. There are at least 7 mixed races couples in my Apartment complex that I am aware of, and since I only know a small fraction of the people in my complex the actual numbers are doubtless much higher. Feel free to do what you must.

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  64. Scoring Mod points by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

    Bah, this is just Labour trying to score a couple of brownie points since they're about to get trounced in the election next year. Some PR drone probably stumbled across the petition and thought "Ok, this sounds like a good idea and it won't hurt the government's image, we might as well do it".

    Doing something because it's a good idea and the public approve. So it's like democracy then?

    Let me ask, is there ever a time when you wouldn't think what you've put?

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    1. Re:Scoring Mod points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah, this is just Labour trying to score a couple of brownie points since they're about to get trounced in the election next year.
      Some PR drone probably stumbled across the petition and thought "Ok, this sounds like a good idea and it won't hurt the government's image, we might as well do it".

      Doing something because it's a good idea and the public approve. So it's like democracy then?

      Uh... you're clearly not very familiar with other aspects of Labour's legislative programme, then. Or the number of times that considerably better-supported petitions have been ignored. And so on...

    2. Re:Scoring Mod points by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

      I'm well aware that the government pick and choose which petitions to respond to and I'm no New Labour supporter. One difference is that many other petitions would or could hurt the government's image and perhaps require more debate than a petition can provide (e.g. "impose sanctions on Isreal").
      Read the comment I was replying to again. If some PR drone thought that, well then that's actually democracy at work.
      Just becuase many of the things the government do aren't democratic, it doesn't mean that they can't do democratic things. Look at what happened - 1: the petition was raised, 2: many people signed it, 3: the government responded and in this case with compliance.

      I don't for a minute think that the online petitions thing is much other than a chance to give people the 'impression' that we can get involved in desicion making. But the comment I was replying to was nothing other than pointless cynicism, when wouldn't something like this seem like point scoring to the op? I'm guessing never.

      the number of times that considerably better-supported petitions have been ignored

      Assuming "considerably better-supported" means twice as many votes. Only two closed petitions haven't had a response. Of all closed petitions with more votes, 7 haven't had a response - see the proof for yourself.

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    3. Re:Scoring Mod points by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you're saying that democracy at work consists of some PR drone cherry picking the agenda of the government based on the views of a tiny minority of the voting population and only taking action when it involves the government not actually having to do anything significant but which makes it look good ?

      Sadly I think Labour share, have always shared, this view and that is the tragedy that faces this country today.

    4. Re:Scoring Mod points by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that democracy at work consists of some PR drone cherry picking the agenda of the government based on the views of a tiny minority of the voting population and only taking action when it involves the government not actually having to do anything significant but which makes it look good ?

      Sadly I think Labour share, have always shared, this view and that is the tragedy that faces this country today.

      No that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that *if* (as was the assertion of the op) someone in the government takes an action because a group of people have asked, the idea is considered a good one (again, as was the assertion). Then that sounds like an albeit small democratic action.

      And don't be so naive to think that Labour is the first party to think PR first and therefore do as little as possible.

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  65. Re:Theosophical Inquiry by osu-neko · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apparently the movement in Britain to legitimate homosexuality began as a rebellion against the infusion of Judeo-Christian ideals in society and the onerous ethical requirements of the Victorian era. That said, I argue that it is no accident that during the era it was said that the sun never sets on the British Empire, while these days other powers are in ascendancy.

    Indeed. In an era when Britain would forcefully deny the rights of other nations and dominate them militarily all around the world, it also denied human sexuality and imposed an equally immoral view of "ethical requirements" on people regardless of how they felt about it. In the era when Britain stopped being so thoroughly evil to the core, it ceased both to impose empire on others and to enforce the most abhorrent of Judeo-Christian ideals upon its own citizens. Both the lack of an empire and the lack of Victorian standards are signs of an increasingly moral and ethical British society. I too agree that this is no accident, both are signs of increasing enlightenment among the British (and the world at large).

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  66. Re:TL:TL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice, now you should make the Queen apologize, she was the only one in "power" back then, and she let the government threw one the greatest minds of the 20th century into a shithole.

  67. Re:Online petition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since the British government set up the petitions site, instead of people doing their own on random forums?

  68. Re:TL:TL cowardly avoids the nighthood issue by Storebj0rn · · Score: 0

    I was provoked by Mr Browns statement which completely failed to mention Alan Turings contribution to computing science. The statement only addressess his war effort. By not recognizing Turing's contribution to science, Brown elegantly but cowardly avoids the issue of whether Turing deserves a nighthood or not (war heroes seldom get nighted). Indeed, the Enigma cracking helped saved the Europe I live in but at the same time it helped spawn the technology that is my passion and my paycheck.

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  69. Good base for progress then? by philtmp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now its been recognized that hackers were witch-hunted, persecuted and even worse, maybe we can ask our governments to stop doing so (Reverse engineering lawsuits, DMCA, software patents, ...) and recognize the value of our work?

  70. Re:TL:TL by ishmalius · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    But if you take this as "a victory for LGBT" and not let this be for his memory alone, then you have robbed and victimized him yet again.

  71. Re:Online petition by SlashBugs · · Score: 1

    When it's good PR and doesn't cost the politicians any time, effort or deviation from their current plans.

  72. Robert Oppenheimer by chrisdotwood · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Obama should do the same for Robert Oppenheimer

  73. The value of an apology given under duress by Helldesk+Hound · · Score: 0, Redundant

    He was "proud" to apologize.

    Turing's discoveries were significant and seminal contributions to the British war effort and no doubt resulted in Germany losing the war.

    Given the above that "apology" was way to little, certainly way too late for Alan Turing.

    It was also only offered under political pressure to do so.

    Under those circumstances it is worthless!

    1. Re:The value of an apology given under duress by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      It's never good enough for you. If it was my choice I would have never apologized because the man died 50+ years ago and because I a democratically elected government cannot be held responsible for what predecessors 15 administrations ago unless there is action that can be taken to correct it. If you cannot even apologize to their face because they are dead, then move on. Maybe you should dig up some old skeletons and demand they reconcile their differences. It would make as much sense and be as much use.

      As for clearing his name, doing so publicly seems rather forced. A discreet apology where you have nothing to gain personally has far more sincerity behind it, and it is actually so easy to do. Standing up and making declarations because the mob forced him to do it doesn't endear me to Brown. Those who take direction from the mob can even be dangerous, US president Jackson's genocidal legacy comes to mind of when it can go all wrong.

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    2. Re:The value of an apology given under duress by TrogL · · Score: 1

      What duress? A petition is hardly the point of a gun.0 In this case "do nothing" was a clear alternative but Brown chose to do the right thing even there were no huge consequences for doing otherwise.

  74. I, for one, welcome *your* ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... sanctimonious germanophobic fag overlords.

  75. Re:Online petition by cs02rm0 · · Score: 1

    Does budweiser come in pints?

    I thought it was just margarita glasses with a cocktail umbrella? Maybe bottles too.

  76. Re:Not really...Truth abou humility by nyctopterus · · Score: 1

    Gosh, Ayn Rand was awful!

  77. Many more people today know of Turing than yesterd by JerryQ · · Score: 1

    I am cynical as to the government's motives in issuing the apology (timing, it's cheap to do etc)

    However

    as of today, as a result of the apology, there are two outcomes I am delighted with, firstly, Turing's family have seen his name cleared, and secondly, an enormous number more Britons since yesterday are aware of the great man who we were fortunate to have, and a few bigots will have had their prejudices challenged by their possible recognition of their need for gratitude to a gay man.

    It would be good for Tommy Flowers name to get its recognition too though, the apology we should make to him is 'sorry we made you scrap Colossus and pretend you never built it'.

  78. Overdue, but still meaningful by Nitewing98 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As a gay programmer myself, it often amazed the people I worked with that the two parts of my personality weren't in conflict. I very seldom ran into predjudice, though. In fact, often I was recognized as a good teacher and the other employees felt free to come and ask my help when they had a tough coding problem.

    Alan Turing has been an idol of mine for a long time, and he was treated badly, yes. But more important than the apology is the recognition that there have been contributions of significance to the world by gay men and women and transgendered persons. Our history has been actively suppressed for centuries, but we are finally being recognized as having value in the modern age.

    God bless Alan Turing, and Gordon Brown. Every little bit of kindness and generosity makes the world a better place for all of mankind.

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    1. Re:Overdue, but still meaningful by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      As a gay programmer myself, it often amazed the people I worked with that the two parts of my personality weren't in conflict. I very seldom ran into predjudice, though. In fact, often I was recognized as a good teacher and the other employees felt free to come and ask my help when they had a tough coding problem.

      What's there to conflict between being gay and being a programmer? Serious question, I honestly can't fathom what might clash between those 2 aspects of who you are. Unless said co-workers are the kind of people that think all gay men are either fashion designers(if they're ugly) or models(if they're not) ofc ;-)

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    2. Re:Overdue, but still meaningful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the programming that's the issue, it's that when they're setting up the computer, they're always trying to plug the male connectors together.

    3. Re:Overdue, but still meaningful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But more important than the apology is the recognition that there have been contributions of significance to the world by gay men and women and transgendered persons.

      Sorry, but as a straight person, I see even that as cynical and narrow-minded. If this is just about gay people, then it's terribly disappointing. The real lesson should be that "weirdos" (i.e. anyone who is different) shouldn't be attacked for no reason. If people talk about this as a gay issue, then it means nothing; it's just going with the flow, since homosexuality happens to be more accepted in 2009 than it was in the 1950s. It's easy to "respect" what's popular. I can't find any real meaning in that. If this prime minister were around in 1950, he might have still damned Turing. I don't see this speech actually acknowledging an underlying principle.

      Wake up, gays. Your persecution wasn't/isn't just about your sexuality. If you don't deal with the wider issue, then you will be persecuted again should your ways ever happen to fall out of favor.

      Gay, Black, Jewish: there are (were) the hated classes du jour and entries come and go from the list all the time. I would rather celebrate abolishing the list, than celebrate some class merely being crossed off. Because, like I said, we can always put you back on. You shouldn't feel safe, nor should anyone else.

      Every little bit of kindness and generosity makes the world a better place for all of mankind.

      Only if people learn to generalize. If this guy is merely courting the gay vote, then it's not really kindness at all, is it?

  79. Re:Online petition by richardablitt · · Score: 1

    Except the response to most of the petitions on that site is "What do you think this is? A democracy?" or a generic statement about something unrelated.

  80. Re:TL:TL by Ragzouken · · Score: 1

    You speak for everyone apologized to, do you?

  81. Exactly as I predicted by blind+biker · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I predictede earlier that they'd do it because it makes political sense. And it's no skin off their noses.

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  82. how dare they only be getting around to this now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's about goddamn time! Your crazy government turned him into a freak. This man was responsible for the deaths of so many Nazis its not even funny and crazy authoritarian society drove him to suicide.

  83. Re:You do the crime, you do the time. by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

    Being a Jew and owning a business was made illegal in Germany in the '30s. I guess there's nothing to apologise for there, either.

  84. Re:TL:TL by Inda · · Score: 1

    Here have some fish to go with that chip on your shoulder.

    "sadomasochism to pedophilia [sic]"? That PDF says nothing of the sort.

    No one cares about your "orientation". They only think about it because you preach it day in, day out.

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  85. Demanding an apology by dugeen · · Score: 1

    It's good that the establishment have repudiated their former behaviour, but it was a mistake to campaign to demand one - that implied that the ruling class's had a right to dictate people's personal behaviour, but that that right had merely been misused in Turing's case. Also, Gordo refers approvingly to the fight against fascism. What a pity that this anti-fascist fervour on his part wasn't in evidence when he voted in favour of the invasion of Iraq, a decision that led to mass civilian deaths, imprisonment without trial and torture on a scale that any fascist would have been proud of.

  86. Snort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bastard! /me wipes tea off monitor

  87. Re:You do the crime, you do the time. by gkai · · Score: 1

    Exactly, and there are few cases that merit this kind of apology more than A. Turing. This guy was a great scientist, and has helped tremendously defeating the Axe during WWII, so UK should really be grateful. Typically the kind of guy that bring more that it takes from society....Yet he was judged under a disgusting law (one that condamned people for private action where all participants where willing and free), one law that lowered UK exactly to the same level as the Axe itself. State ingratitude and hypocrite morality at it's finest...
    Imho apology is more than deserved, comes much too late (but better late than never), and is much too lenient as a mea culpa (but again, better too little than nothing...especially from governments, as they are notably reluctant to make any apologies... )

  88. Re:whatever by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    A woolly woofter

  89. Re:TL:TL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Jay Wiseman (author of SM101) said it best:

    "Being into S&M is like being gay 25 years ago"

    More true now than ever.

  90. Cynical image building exercise by Archtech · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In other news, the Prime Minister also apologised for the burning of Joan of Arc and Bishops Ridley and Latimer.

    "Apologising" for things other people did is a great way to look good without any risk of admitting your own faults and mistakes. Indeed, it can be a subtle way of rebuking those people for their shortcomings, with the implication that you yourself are free from them.

    By apologising for the witch-hunt Turing was subjected to, Brown manages to give the impression that he is unprejudiced, not a bigot, modern, and humble enough to admit past mistakes. To quote the brilliantly-worded title of Carol Tavris and Elliot Aronson's book, "Mistakes Were Made (But Not By Me)". http://tinyurl.com/mlmjt6

    Why do I have the feeling that plenty of people in Brown's 21st century Britain are being persecuted - right now - for beliefs and characteristics that our leaders find just as frightening and alien as earlier British politicians found Turing's homosexuality (and intelligence)?

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  91. Re:TL:TL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No one cares about your "orientation".

    Actually, they do. GPs "orientation" (and mine too) is grounds for dismissal or denial of jobs such as teaching (because we will obviously be a threat to the children) and we are the target of one of the most fucked up laws ever to be passed (Im not affected yet, Kenny McAskill has still to get his trainwreck me-too law passed up in Scotland). 3 years in jail and life on the sex offender register for possessing a photo of an act which is perfectly legal to do. This is not a "chip on your shoulder".

    Google for "Consenting Adult Action Network" and they have the details. Oh, its mildly NSFW (in case you didnt guess already :) )

  92. The Prime Ministers release in full by BristolCream · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Prime Minister: 2009 has been a year of deep reflection â" a chance for
    Britain, as a nation, to commemorate the profound debts we owe to those who
    came before. A unique combination of anniversaries and events have stirred
    in us that sense of pride and gratitude which characterise the British
    experience. Earlier this year I stood with Presidents Sarkozy and Obama to
    honour the service and the sacrifice of the heroes who stormed the beaches
    of Normandy 65 years ago. And just last week, we marked the 70 years which
    have passed since the British government declared its willingness to take
    up arms against Fascism and declared the outbreak of World War Two. So I am
    both pleased and proud that, thanks to a coalition of computer scientists,
    historians and LGBT activists, we have this year a chance to mark and
    celebrate another contribution to Britainâ(TM)s fight against the darkness of
    dictatorship; that of code-breaker Alan Turing.

    Turing was a quite brilliant mathematician, most famous for his work on
    breaking the German Enigma codes. It is no exaggeration to say that,
    without his outstanding contribution, the history of World War Two could
    well have been very different. He truly was one of those individuals we can
    point to whose unique contribution helped to turn the tide of war. The debt
    of gratitude he is owed makes it all the more horrifying, therefore, that
    he was treated so inhumanely. In 1952, he was convicted of âgross
    indecencyâ(TM) â" in effect, tried for being gay. His sentence â" and he
    was faced with the miserable choice of this or prison - was chemical
    castration by a series of injections of female hormones. He took his own
    life just two years later.

    Thousands of people have come together to demand justice for Alan Turing
    and recognition of the appalling way he was treated. While Turing was dealt
    with under the law of the time and we can't put the clock back, his
    treatment was of course utterly unfair and I am pleased to have the chance
    to say how deeply sorry I and we all are for what happened to him. Alan and
    the many thousands of other gay men who were convicted as he was convicted
    under homophobic laws were treated terribly. Over the years millions more
    lived in fear of conviction.

    I am proud that those days are gone and that in the last 12 years this
    government has done so much to make life fairer and more equal for our LGBT
    community. This recognition of Alanâ(TM)s status as one of Britainâ(TM)s most
    famous victims of homophobia is another step towards equality and long
    overdue.

    But even more than that, Alan deserves recognition for his contribution to
    humankind. For those of us born after 1945, into a Europe which is united,
    democratic and at peace, it is hard to imagine that our continent was once
    the theatre of mankindâ(TM)s darkest hour. It is difficult to believe that in
    living memory, people could become so consumed by hate â" by
    anti-Semitism, by homophobia, by xenophobia and other murderous prejudices
    â" that the gas chambers and crematoria became a piece of the European
    landscape as surely as the galleries and universities and concert halls
    which had marked out the European civilisation for hundreds of years. It is
    thanks to men and women who were totally committed to fighting fascism,
    people like Alan Turing, that the horrors of the Holocaust and of total war
    are part of Europeâ(TM)s history and not Europeâ(TM)s present.

    So on behalf of the British government, and all those who live freely
    thanks to Alanâ(TM)s work I am very proud to say: weâ(TM)re sorry, you deserved
    so much better.

    Gordon Brown

  93. Re:TL:TL by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    Hello troll! You alone show that this kind of bigoted attitude is alive and well today. You're the kind who ridicule bisexual and gay people for "preaching", when all we want there too is to be left alone in peace.

    No I don't preach it daily, anymore than you preach your sexuality daily, or anything you complain about here on Slashdot. I do however have the right to contribute to a discussion on a public forum. If you have a problem with that, go somewhere else where opinions aren't welcome.

    No one cares about your "orientation".

    Did you even read my post (not sure why you put the scare quotes - and I didn't even say "orientation", so please go back and read it)? I only wish they didn't care. When they stop criminalising it, then you can get back to me.

    They most certainly do care - why not go whine about them instead?

    That PDF says nothing of the sort.

    It's not direct, but it does specifically list sadomasochism and pedophilia as things that should be excluded. Anyhow, that's not the main issue, and was more an example - there's plenty more issues, as I listed in my post.

    Here have some fish to go with that chip on your shoulder.

    Get back to me when you actually can construct an argument. What are you, 12?

  94. False dichotomy by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    You're setting up a false dichotomy between silence and issuing an apology. You can apologise for something you did, directly or via delegation, but an expression of disagreement with something your predecessor's predecessor's ... predecessor did shouldn't be termed an apology. By saying that he apologises, Brown is pretending that he was to blame, which is a pointless fiction.

    1. Re:False dichotomy by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      If he were making a personal apology, I would agree. However, it is clear that he is acting on behalf of the government, and although the people in power may change, the institution remains the same. As a representative of that institution, his statement is not a personal one, but part of his duty as a public servant.

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  95. Re:Online petition by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    It's worth noting that the Brits obviously drink it anyway. Funny thing that, but I guess if you can stomach British cuisine then Budweiser isn't so bad.

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  96. Re:Online petition by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    That's how it's served at the bar. However, the receptacle it's collected in prior to bottling holds a pint of liquid, and can usually be found on the end of a catheter.

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  97. And I'm so fucking sorry by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    And I'm so fucking sorry for the way we treated the Neanderthals. There's a symbol of reconciliation for you.

  98. Eyes dry now by bytesex · · Score: 1

    As many people have said before me; a rather helpless statement made by a politico who's certain to be out when the next election comes. Yet reading this reduced me to a slobbering blob of pudding in front of my monitor when I read it.

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    1. Re:Eyes dry now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm actually astonished at the number of people who think it was purely cynically motivated. Someone asked the prime minister, via an official channel, to apologise for the significant, shamefully, darkly horrible treatment of someone who should be treated as a national hero, and in short order he did.

      If any of the current political party leaders (with the exception of one N Griffin, who I would be unlikely to believe) had said the same thing, I would have been similarly impressed by it.

      Maybe it's because I studied CS and have always felt that we were robbed of an elder statesman, but tou have to be pretty hard-hearted to not see the attempt at kindness in this.

  99. wish i had a mod point by jDeepbeep · · Score: 1

    There's a Turing machine for that.

    If I were on a desert island, and had one nutritious mod point left to eat, I would give it to to you sir.

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  100. Atlas Shrugged and died by jDeepbeep · · Score: 1

    Gosh, Ayn Rand was awful!

    I have thrown one book into the garbage, in my 35 years of life, and it was Atlas Shrugged. Normally I would have given the book to a thrift shop or a friend, or placed at my front curb for a passerby, but something in me knew that copy had to just disappear, vanish, never to be seen again. I didn't want to be the one responsible for passing that poison on to someone else. Didn't even make it past 45% of the story.

    Any post-Anthem Rand, is pretty much trash worthy.

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    1. Re:Atlas Shrugged and died by drdrgivemethenews · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, when he hung that big red ruby between her breasts, that was hot!

  101. Is it enough? by inkyblue2 · · Score: 1

    Meanwhile, somewhere off the coast of England, a colossal killbot picks up the news headline from a radio transmission and pauses to reconsider its mission of vengeance.

  102. Re:Online petition by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    At least Budweiser is served COLD.

  103. Re:Online petition by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

    Is that true? Do they really drink imported American beer in the UK? I would think they drink something that is brewed there and *called* Budweiser. (Most Kirin beer in the US is actually brewed in Canada, you have to hunt for the Japanese stuff.)

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  104. I agree, if... by beschra · · Score: 1

    physical death closes the window for justice. If there's something beyond, then, I'm not sure..

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  105. Who cares by Snaller · · Score: 1

    I know - 0.001% of the world does, and hurray for them.

    For the rest of us; he's gone, for a loooooong time. Now move along.

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  106. One down... by Delmania · · Score: 1

    Many to go. Whereas Turing's contributions are laudable, they do not justify him being singled out. Many of other innocent, nameless people suffered under the same law. What about them?

  107. Re:Theosophical Inquiry by Jewbird · · Score: 1

    Indeed. In an era when Britain would forcefully deny the rights of other nations and dominate them militarily all around the world, it also denied human sexuality and imposed an equally immoral view of "ethical requirements" on people regardless of how they felt about it.

    Said era was the apex of human civilization. Indians and Chinese of sufficient family background and educational level acknowledge the benefits British colonialism brought to human civilization in excess of the costs. It's only hella dumb, inferior, and physically ugly, low-class monkey-ass ooga-booga people who have a problem with it. (i.e. you) > Both the lack of an empire and the lack of Victorian standards are signs of an increasingly moral and ethical British society. The lack of empire and moral standards are signs of an irrelevant and backwards dadaist society that has no morals or ethics. The UK is nothing but a bunch of God-damned degenerate shits these days. (i.e. you)

    I too agree that this is no accident, both are signs of increasing enlightenment among the British (and the world at large).

    Enlightenment amongst the world at large? No there isn't. The world is filled with hideous, backwards-caste shits. It is imperative that your type be reduced in number by 90% or more because the brand of retardation you spread is the last thing the world needs more of.

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  108. Re:TL:TL by nbates · · Score: 4, Insightful

    S&M is relevant to straight people too.

    The problem is some people have a hard time understanding the concept of "consenting adults".

  109. "Prime Minister" is a job title, nothing else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its like calling someone "Sales Assistant Smith".

  110. Re:TL:TL by nbates · · Score: 1

    I really don't care about the queen because she isn't an elected anything. She is just the byproduct of a decadent age.

    I do care about elected governments talking on behalf of the state they represent and their people.

  111. Next step for Mr. Brown. by nagarjun · · Score: 1

    I don't mean to troll, but can Gordon Brown please apologize for even more serious crimes against humanity? Such as this one?

  112. Re:TL:TL by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

    Have you? Turing seems to have been a fairly public minded man (Never having met him, it's tough to be sure). It seems reasonable, even quite likely, that Turing would have preferred this to a victory both for himself AND LGBT community. Though he would probably have had no idea what I just said (both LGBT as a demographic and the idea of their being a community of such people being after his time), I thik he probably would have agreed with the sentiment.

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  113. He is dead. Let's talk about the living. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You cannot make it up to Turing. This is not for him. This is for the speaker, to make him feel better about himself. Ok, enough cynicism: this is a promise, to not fuck up again. So quit talking about Turing or 1950 government-backed homophobia, and look around and see if you're still being similarly unjust, to your own society's detriment.

    You will find that there are still many people who are being mistreated for no good reason. And it's systematic and institutionalized. Look at your criminal laws and you'll see "crimes" that lack victims -- the only victim being the "criminal" himself, and the victimizer being the government. "Oh, but it's for their own good! They should conform to our norm, and if they do, they will live better lives." Fuck you.

  114. Re:TL:TL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Homosexuals still exist, even homosexuals that were alive back then.

    Ahh,you've seen Lemonparty as well.

  115. Re:TL:TL by pbhj · · Score: 1

    How can a law be "homophobic"? Phobia is an attribute of a person. It may have been restrictive to the legal activities of consenting adults but not does not mean it was homophobic. The law was against buggery specifically and indeed at least from the 1956 Sexual Offences Act buggery between any persons was a felony.

    Turings activity that he was arrested for would still have been illegal here in 1994 as the age of consent for homosexual buggery was 21 until then when it was reduced to 18. If he'd buggered a girl a few years later it would have still been illegal. So the offence of government in this specific case was either not allowing any member of the population to take part in buggery or allowing homosexuals an alternative option of hormone treatment?!

    I wonder why he chose not to go to prison (2 years was noted in the 1865 Criminal Law Amendment Act, not sure if this was changed in the 1912 Act) - that would seem to be the action you would take if you felt your actions were justified; being in prison is entirely reversible. Instead he apparently chose the alternative hormone treatment. Perhaps he felt himself that his actions were inappropriate? Curious.

  116. Re:TL:TL by gowen · · Score: 1

    they themselves compare "extreme" adult images to child porn, and sadomasochism to pedophilia

    You seriously misunderstand that sentence. What it means is: this legislation defines sexual orientation narrowly, as meaning one of straight/gay/bi. It doesn't compare S&M with pedophilia, except to make the wholly accurate statement that neither of them are covered by the Employment Equality (Sexual Orientation) Regulations 2003.

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  117. Re:TL:TL by nbates · · Score: 1

    It is a homophobic law because it was a law that discriminted against homosexuality, even in private.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_turing#Conviction_for_gross_indecency

    IANAL (no pun intended), but I don't think it is related to anal sex in particular but "gross indecency" between males:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criminal_Law_Amendment_Act_1885#Section_11

    Finally, about the word "homophobia". A word's meaning goes beyond its etymology. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/homophobia

  118. Britney Spears gave us Oops I did it again by AthleteMusicianNerd · · Score: 1

    and she gets $35 mil a year. Turing revolutionizes the way we think and he gets convicted for NOTHING and ultimately dies early. I'd have to say our culture is pretty F'IN INSANE!!!

    1. Re:Britney Spears gave us Oops I did it again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tommy Flowers actually built the machine, using his own money, and the government didn't pay him back the full amount (and dismantled it after the war). He deserves more credit also.

  119. "all those..." by Slur · · Score: 1

    "all those who live freely thanks to Alan's work"

    Huh, that's a very cryptic statement!

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  120. In a word: Yes by Crazy+Taco · · Score: 1

    ...so... humanities departments are basically a botnet executing a DDoS on the brains of unsuspecting undergraduates?

    As a recent college graduate, I have to say that's about the best description of the humanities departments at my university that I've ever heard. I'm so glad I'm an engineer and don't have to deal with all the fluff and wishful thinking posing as reality anymore.

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  121. Apology? by donut1005 · · Score: 1

    Galileo is not impressed.

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    1. Re:Apology? by samuX · · Score: 1

      and Giordano Bruno is still waiting, at least for turing it took only 60 years and not 500 :-)

  122. Re:TL:TL by pbhj · · Score: 1

    Etymology is often pushed by those with an axe to grind, "homophobia" or "homophobic" is just a stick like "bigot" that people use as a replacement for an argument. The law was not homophobic unless you redefine homophobia, in which case the law was also cheesecake.

    The proper argument the GP should have made was Turing "[...] was convicted under laws that discriminated unjustly based on sexual preference and was treated terribly.".

    Any insight into the prison question?

  123. Re:TL:TL by nbates · · Score: 1

    The GP, i.e. myself, was just quoting the exact words of the formal apology. The point I was trying to make is that I think this apology has a great symbolic value for homosexuals.

    And I'm not redefining anything, I provided a link to the dictionary entry which shows that "homophobia means discrimination against homosexuals" is a valid statement. Then, saying that a law is homophobic because it discriminates against homosexuals is also valid.

    I've heard the worst arguments using etymology (my native language, spanish, has many words with latin roots, which leads to many stupid arguments). For example, I could argue that, since homo means "the same" in Greek, "homophobia" is "the fear to those who are equal". Which of course is nonsense. Also, homophobia is not even a Greek word, as it was coined in modern times.

    And I have no insights on why Turing chose chemical castration over prison (or if this was even a choice). One possibility is that he thought prison was worst, even more if he went to prison for being gay.

    The other possibility, that he thought he was a deviant himself, is not to be discarded. I know that I had a hard time coming to terms with my own homosexuality. Having strong figures around yourself telling you that homosexuality is a sin or inherently wrong is a force to be reckoned with.

  124. Re:TL:TL by nbates · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if there is anyone alive who was prosecuted under that law. But the victims of these kind of laws are not only those who were prosecuted, but also those who had to live their lives in secrecy and shame.

    I recommend you "A very British sex scandal". There you'll see interviews with people who were alive "back then"

  125. Re:TL:TL by nbates · · Score: 1

    If somebody preaches sexuality, that's heterosexuals. Preachers literally preach marriage and their views on sexuality.

  126. Better late than never... by ooomphlaa · · Score: 1

    It's about fraking time.

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  127. or, last time I checked, by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    ...Alan Turing has still living relatives. Last time I checked, 1952 wasn't that long ago and there could still be plenty of victims (and perpetrators) still living in England. And, of course, while Turing is gone, the the government remains.

    But you, apparently, can read people's minds.

  128. who took a shit in your Cheerios this morning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God, you're an asshole.

  129. Re:You do the crime, you do the time. by d_jedi · · Score: 1

    Yet he was judged under a disgusting law (one that condamned people for private action where all participants where willing and free
    Paedophiles could argue the law still DOES do this.. do you believe preventing adults from having sex with children is a "disgusting law" ?

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  130. Re:You do the crime, you do the time. by khayman80 · · Score: 1

    In this context, "willing" implies that one is both old enough and mentally competent to give informed consent. Most societies say 18 years old is "old enough." Arguments could be made (not necessarily by me) to lower it to ~16 in cases when the older partner is ~20 years old, but only child predators like NAMBLA members want to significantly change the definition of implied consent.

    Don't conflate gay rights with pedophile rights. They're not even remotely similar.

  131. That's a good point, but... by Benfea · · Score: 1

    ...with all due respect it is highly unlikely that any other homosexuals contributed more to Britain than Turing did.

  132. Mistaken by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    Your mistake is in the assumption the laws exist due to logical reasons and that they were made by people aware of the other laws.

    Its an emotional illogically based law stemming from pop culture and nothing else. The rest is merely rationalization to make it sound legitimate.

    Eugenics was ok in the USA until the push against it which reached its peak during WW2 where the ideas were taken too far (and not based on reason either.) Now you can't have a serious discussion without WW2 extremities killing it.

  133. Conflaited by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    Reproduction has almost nothing to do with Civil Unions or much to do with sex anymore; especially for gay people! The world is 2/3 over populated, reproduction is now a problem not a need. Religions promote procreation to increase membership and thereby power and influence; therefore, adding to the problem. They politically control the issue which is why its void of logic and reasonable debate is dead.

    Many people confuse Marriage with Civil Unions; I find a vast majority confuse those with procreation.

    Everybody (even religious nuts) considers a childless marriage a marriage; so therefore, its not a mandatory part of its definition. The secular and legal definitions are even more lax.

    Your culture's concept of family is not universal. Some cultures have defined family by cohabitation not by sex and offspring. Some separate sex from coupling; some are not as stuck on THEIR kids but feel the children are the community's responsibility. Elements are in all, but some stress parts differently with profound outcomes.

    It is ethnocentric to impose the marriage; specifically the Jewish/Christian concept upon others - EVERY BIT as much as its ethnocentric to discriminate against GAY people. (At least the majority no longer stones gay people.)

    "Marriage" (for lack of a non-charged term) is about relationships not solely for the purpose of offspring. You can regulate reproduction without touching marriage.

    I agree that logically, if you can regulate incest for genetic reasons you surely can regulate genetic diseases far more likely to cause troubles for the exact same reasons. Its not a slippery slope (which BTW is a fallacy not a trend.) The incest laws are irrational and pre-date the science; its cultural based; any attempt to rationalize them leads to contradictions.

    Here is a bigger question:
    You need a license to drive a car; why don't you need one for having a child?
    Adoption is heavily regulated; why isn't procreation? (sex is not procreation BTW)
    I have a fist, yet I can't bash in your face despite having a "natural right" to do so.

  134. But the Problem is by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    The problem is people unlike the parent poster who do not understand you can never legislate solutions to these conundrums.

    The reasons judges and juries exist is to insert some interpretation and sense to the rigid rules. They are flawed people as well but they are nearer the situation than those writing the laws; its a simple logistics problem.

    Too many people do not understand that the law IS a strong guideline and is not absolute!

    Their politicians then add to the bloat of the system with pointless guidelines, mandatory sentencing, and complex laws trying to control all future situations is a futile attempt that hurts society.

    Somebody gaming the system isn't too hard to spot but by the letter of the law they get away with it. For some reasons we don't want juries to know about jury nullification or to recommend punishments outside the prescribed options.

    In the USA, common sense largely died off long ago. For example:
    We now have to buy insurance just in case some fool hurts himself on our property. Its one thing if you put bear traps in your yard... and another if a stupid kid drowns at your cabin when you are not there.

    Some countries have Judge duty. The entry point is there- you can spent money to go deeper into the system but for small claims and stupid claims it works cheaply and educates the people being judges. Yes, bad timing could cost you-- but now you are screwed $$$ either way. Fear of the overly complex system that has turned into a exclusive club terrorizes citizens as much a farmer in a showdown with hired gunfighter.