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Why Doesn't 'Google Kids' Exist?

theodp writes "Slate's Michael Agger wishes there was a website his 6-year-old son could visit on his own to watch amateur Star Wars Lego movies and other stuff he's curious about. 'But I don't leave him alone on YouTube,' he laments, 'because I never know if some strange-ass video will appear in the 'Related Videos' section.' Agger suggests that Google should create Google Kids, a search engine that filters the Web for children. 'Think back to when you were a kid and your parents dropped you off at the library,' explains Agger. 'In the children's section, the only "inappropriate" stuff to be found was Judy Blume's Forever, which someone's older sister had usually already checked out anyway. Similarly, Google Kids would be a sort of children's section of the Web, focused on providing high-quality results based on age.'"

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  1. Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by bazmail · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One bad video/image slipping through could cause Google a lot of problems. Think wardrobe malfunction x 1,000,000 Its why many companies shy away from this.

    1. Re:Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah it's obvious... wiseacre bloggers would pound on it obsessively, looking for the screen shot fodder. So they could announce "Hey, look what 'family fare' Google Kids turned up this time!"

    2. Re:Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      besides, the norms of what kids should see differ so friggin much, star wars lego stuff still would lead them to videos of han solo shooting first. but if they really did this, they could just as well then go on to make an orthodox jew google which would filter out all the pictures of women. and then they could try to publish a company statement how they believe in "do no evil".

      in my local library the librarians never came to me and said "hey you shouldn't borrow that book, it has some human-robot sex!". and if you leave your kids alone with the computer, he'll figure it out pretty soon that he's getting a limited internet experience - and sooner or later you will leave your kid alone with a computer, so eh, deal with it. it's not like it would be impossible for your kid to figure out how to remove the pins from the hinges to bypass the lock on your "adult" box either(and reinsert them back... that one strip on dilbert was pretty spot on. I guess that was less of a problem than using generated cc's to bypass age checks on early pron sites though).

      now, could anyone tell what the fuck could internet for 6 year olds even have? dancing jesus?

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    3. Re:Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Also, Google's thing is generally to come up with search algorithms to *automatically* give you something like what you're probably looking for. The sort of "Kid's section" for the internet would need a high level of judgement, and therefore would need to be curated. That's not really the sort of thing that Google does.

      I don't think it's a horrible idea. In general, with all the excessive amount of information on the Internet, I'd love to see some higher quality curation to really point people in the direction of great things. But of course, it's not easy to do, and it's not easy to make these kinds of business models work on the Internet. People want everything to be free, which means you can't spend a lot of time or money on it. This is why the news media is falling apart. This is why the music industry and movie industry are in turmoil. Everyone wants the sort of quality that is expensive to produce, but they don't want to pay for the product.

      That said, if I had kids, I'm sure I'd like having access to some kind of sandboxed Internet service where they could access Sesame Street and Disney stuff (and whatever else) without risk of stumbling across porn. I'd want them to spend more time outside, away from TV or computer screens, but hell, I know how nice it is to be able to sit a kid in front of a screen and know they'll be quiet and happy for a couple of hours.

    4. Re:Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, you asked Google to make something but use YouTube as the reference.

      Google has a safe search feature. RTFM.

      Why not ask You Tube to make a special channel/area/ for children. Since they seem to have more audit/overwatch than Google.

    5. Re:Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      It would have advertising. Lots and lots of advertising. In between the adverts would be cartoon shorts from various major studios. You can forget about the amateur content - it'd just be too time-consuming to classify it all by hand.

    6. Re:Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm ... You do know going to websites are voluntary right? Even ones 'purportedly' filtered?

      Why is there an assumption that for any venture, all absolutes in it's intent must be legally sound? Isn't that what disclaimers and 'EULA' are for? To get out of those one off moments where there's a slip up?

      By taking the legal perspective for anything new is why we have half the perceived problems with youth that we have today. My point is, not everything on the net is bad, not everyone on the net is possibly a pedophile, and not every kid should have free reign on the INTERNET to begin with. Your post just verifies the continued media shotgunning that personal responsibility is the other guys problem. "Why wasn't this protected from me" should not be the mantra in the information age. The fact that you bring it here to /. shows us just how bad it's ingrained in the social psyche. If you wanted to talk about policy or implementation, that would be one thing. But you automatically jump to the one scenario that every 'think of the children' parent argues on and on about. Clearly you AREN'T thinking of the children, since you want someone else to do it for you.

    7. Re:Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      It's quite true. If you watch the YouTube videos of Lego Star Wars, you'll quickly see the SAW Lego Series being recommended with it which then gets you to the actual SAW movie clips.

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    8. Re:Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the fact that armies of Anons would be looking for ways to slip porn into the virtual pages of this children's library. Habbo Hotel was supposed to be a fully managed virtual playground that was safe for kids and the result was legions of black dudes standing in the shape of a swastika and "pool's closed due to AIDS".

      Anything with user generated content of any kind is vulnerable and Google is 100% user generated.

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    9. Re:Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by story645 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure I'd like having access to some kind of sandboxed Internet service where they could access Sesame Street and Disney stuff (and whatever else) without risk of stumbling across porn.

      K9 (and likely most other internet filtering software) have whitelist filtering so that the only internet accessible to the person on that account are the sites on the list. It's a bit annoying to configure and requires a few days to fine tune, but most of the filters are designed to be simple enough for none computer savvy people to use.

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    10. Re:Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Also, Google is a search engine. The moment someone clicks on a link from Google Kids, they're back onto the big wide internet. Sure, Google Kids could put up a link to Nickelodean.com. But it's a short hop from Nickelodean.com to AboutAds.com to the regular Google / Yahoo / Bing / etc sites.

    11. Re:Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by heson · · Score: 1

      This is something I see could be crowd sourced, just like the moderation here on /. just in a different way. It's just about finding a balance between having enough moderators and not enough trolls. Applying /. moderation on the youtube comments, would be nice too, not that there would be much left.

    12. Re:Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. In fact, when I was a teen, I used to watch a kid for extra cash. One day, his mother asked me to help him use Yahoo's children's search feature to look up some things for school. Their ad system let in some adult material. The search results were ok, but the ads were not. I got him off the internet pronto, but he later mentioned it to his mother and I had a very awkward conversation with a conservative christian teacher mom.

      Lesson learned: don't let your kids on the internet! Even while you're watching them, things can slip through that are not age appropriate. If you're going to do it, pre-search for content on safe websites.

    13. Re:Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      I would complain about that as I believe religion is child abuse. So no dancing jebuz.

    14. Re:Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If! Only! Some! Yahoo! Had! A! Manually! Approved! Directory!

    15. Re:Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      besides, the norms of what kids should see differ so friggin much, star wars lego stuff still would lead them to videos of han solo shooting first.

      What's wrong with that? My dad showed me Star Wars for the first time when I was like 7. And that's the way it should be. When you're that age, Star Wars isn't just really good, it's PURE CONCENTRATED AWESOME. Don't rob your kids of the magic.

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    16. Re:Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Habbo Hotel was supposed to be a fully managed virtual playground that was safe for kids

      Seriously? From what I remember that place was basically a filthy IRC chatroom visually represented with Playmobil characters.

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    17. Re:Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One bad video/image slipping through could cause Google a lot of problems. Think wardrobe malfunction x 1,000,000
      Its why many companies shy away from this.

      Life is often a lot simpler than people want it to be. Case in point:

      Go to Google.
      Setup a gmail account for your kids.
      Login with their email.
      Set Safesearch option to 'Strict'
      There ya go.
      It will track what you search for, so as long as you only look for kids' stuff it will eventually tend to just return that, tailored for your kids' interests. Just remember to log out and use your own address before you browse for Male Asian Bondage Porn.

      But I guess it was easier to just bitch about it on slashdot.

    18. Re:Google Kids = Legal obligation/legal minefield by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      You learned the wrong lesson.

      The correct lesson is: shit happens, deal with it.

      The one determining age-appropriateness is the adult, not the kid. If you didn't make a big deal out of it, neither would he.

  2. Web police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because if they provide search results targeted to kids then they will be expected to be the web police, which is the parents' job. Can you say lawsuits? And that's a huge liability for them. So don't expect it to happen anytime soon.

  3. Why aren't parents actually being parents? by trparky · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Parents use the Internet as a babysitting tool more often than not these days. Then when they find that little Johnny or Judy finds something inappropriate on the Internet they cry foul about it and say that it shouldn't be on the Internet for their kids to find thus punishing everyone else. Or they run to some filtering program to hopefully block the bad stuff and then the kid finds their way around it and then the parent has a fit about it.

    How about actually being a parent? Sitting down with your child and help them use the Internet safely is far better than trying to either force the usage of filtering applications or ranting about why the content is there to begin with.

    1. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Your parents never left you alone for a moment?

    2. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Have you ever used the Internet? Simple searches for kids cartoons can come up with several pornographic spoofs on the first page, especially when you search images and video. Spam porn is king in those sections.

    3. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Axino · · Score: 1

      Obviously you can't supervise your child every second,but that is not what this is about. It's about parents that should take up their responsibilities as a parent instead of trying to put it in the shoes of, in this example, Google.

    4. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      I typed in kidstube.com to see if someone had already done a YouTube for kids ... and the site is a kids video site.

    5. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's one thing to have rules and restrictions, it's another to babysit them every moment of their life. You find age-appropriate toys and books and tv series and movies and games, you don't sit shoulder reading in case someone decided to cut to hardcore porn. Like I remember I was asked to help once, the parents had an IM app installed to chat to their grandparents and some friends and family and all that, paid enough attention to who but didn't watch their every move. Well, turns out spambots were sending messages with porn links, and the kids were the age they'd click almost anything. So they asked me for help, is there some setting so they only get messages from people on their friend list. If anyone needed to be added, they'd vet them first.

      To me that's a perfectly sane attitude. The Internet is a mix of a whole lot of stuff, some obviously designed for 18+ people. And if you completely deny them web surfing, they will miss out on a *lot*. So you want to find some middle ground where you have some scope of control - like who they talk to on IM, but not everything they ever said. Just like they get to walk public streets but not into strip clubs, it doesn't mean you have to walk them door to door.

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    6. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by brainzach · · Score: 1

      Being a responsible parent means that you monitor the Internet history and filter out content that you think is unsuitable. You should teach your kids how to use the Internet safely but parents don't have the time to sit over their kids shoulder every moment they want to use the Internet.

    7. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by wisty · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. They should do their jobs, and pony up for an X-Box. That way their kids can learn to massacare their enemies in a safe and supportive environment, where there is no danger of being exposed to breasts, swear words, or pirated material.

    8. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Axino · · Score: 1

      It is the parents' job to explain to the child what spam is and why they should ignore it. Parents should educate their children about the dangers of improvident internet usage. They will not be able to monitor their child's every move and if they stumble upon inappropriate material, which they will, the parent has to put that into perspective. Nobody said parenting is easy..

    9. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by somersault · · Score: 2

      Kids' video or kids video? Quite a large legal distinction to make before clicking through..

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    10. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      Rule 34 - raping your childhood since 1996.

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    11. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by brainzach · · Score: 1

      You can try teaching adults how to avoid getting viruses, but it doesn't prevent all social engineering attacks against them. That is why it is recommended to get an anti-virus to help protect you.

    12. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by fermion · · Score: 1
      I think the ideal image of parenting does and really should not exist. When kids are responsible enough to venture on thier own, they have to be allowed to so do to a great extent, otherwise how will they learn to be responsible adults. Many are concerned about the number of kids who live at home, but isn't this cased by overparenting.

      What we have now is simply more ways for kids to see, not do, but see things that some think is dangerous. We are not in the age where girls go out to the woods to explore each other and then cause a massacre because they have to lie, we are at a time when people can look at images and read things that are considered inappropriate for certain ages, and we would like to protect them from such things.This is the kid going out to the barn to look at national geographic, or the teen sneaking out of church to read their romance novel, or students sneaking Life of Brian into the dorms. It can cause psychological damage, but is not blowing one's 7th grade home room.

      So parents want to give kids appropriate freedoms but want the tools to protect them from content that is inappropriate. WIth TV this was easy. Don't let kids watch tv outside of certain times, and if one wants cable simply block channels. This is why TV is superior to a library. Content can be controlled. The internet is not so easy, and google is not the way to control content. Google is not about the individual user or demographic. It is about packaging content to the masses. Safesearch can help, but is not going protect youtube videos. I would say that until a kid is old enough to handle all the content, youtube access might be denied. Google is not the end all. There are third party services that will provide such filtering.

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    13. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by stewbacca · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Have you ever used the Internet? Simple searches for kids cartoons can come up with several pornographic spoofs on the first page

      Really? Turn safe search on and give me a non-pornographic phrase to type into google that will give me pornography on the first page.

    14. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahhaaha you win. good show.

    15. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      This strikes me as something better solved on the client end than on the internet end. If somebody feels that strongly about it, they shouldn't be depending upon Google or somebody else to know what's appropriate for their children. I get that it's time consuming to constantly baby sit kids, but you don't have to. When I was a kid, we were turned loose with a bunch of other kids and that handled much of the time. Society hasn't gotten any more dangerous in the last 30 years, despite the opinions that some folks have, and the reality is that kids are probably safer roving the parks in packs than hanging out with adult friends and loved ones anyways.

      But, if you really want to do it right, you're stuck with a filter that defaults to deny and uses an internal DNS cache to resolve things, blocking any efforts to type IP addresses directly. And where the parent manually adds sites to the list. Even that's not fool proof, but it's probably about as fool proof as being physically present whilst they surf.

    16. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Replace "internet" with "TV" and your rant is right of the 1970's (or even '50's). Replace it with "radio" and you're back to the 1930's. The more things change...

    17. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our rules:
      1. No swears.
      2. Only nice comments.
      3. No stealing or recolors.

      This is why a Google/Youtube Kids is a bad idea.

    18. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Seumas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think this attitude of "we must find only age appropriate activities and content for our precious widdle childwen" is a fairly new concept. When I was a kid, there was no particular effort to review or control what was consumed nor what was provided. Yeah, there was Tipper Gore and all that shit, but when it came down to a parental level. We didn't even have special video games for kids, like we do today. Videogames were just games and you played them or you didn't.

      I mean, really, I don't get what the big deal is. I was on BBSes when I was twelve, downloading porn. I turned out okay. I was reading Tommy Knockers and other Stephen King books when I was ten. I turned out okay. I was watching Poltergeist, when I was four. I turned out okay.

      I don't even want to consider what my life would now be like if my online access was restricted to some sort of Disneyland BBS, my reading was limited to the Children's section of the library, and my movie/tv content was restricted to only those things with a Disney or WB logo on them.

      That said, it's up to you if you want to control the content your kid consumes and as long as it in absolutely no way affects my rights and freedoms as an adult or puts up any sort of hurdle or verification requirement or anything else, it's fine with me. None of my business. As long as it is not something impacting everyone else, but is something entirely different and limited to only those opted in by their parents.

      Oh - and I don't see why people need Google to do this for them. Google already offers you the option to make a customized search engine. Add all the "family friendly" watered down crap to it that you want and make google.com redirect to the custom engine on your local network. Problem solved.

    19. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I can't give you outright pornography, but searching on 'party cake' with safesearch moderate finds me these on the first page:

      http://www.caketodays.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/party-cake5.jpg
      http://www.thecakeboxwales.co.uk/store/images/uploads/A%20Hen%20Party%20Cake.jpg

    20. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was raised slightly repressed. No porn. Didn't figure out what 'oral sex' meant until I was sixteen.
      Now? I'm a furry. How do you think I turned out?

    21. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are fucking insane if you think those are inappropriate.

    22. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Zancarius · · Score: 1

      How about actually being a parent? Sitting down with your child and help them use the Internet safely is far better than trying to either force the usage of filtering applications or ranting about why the content is there to begin with.

      That's the first thing I thought when I was reading the summary. If he has a 6 year old, why on EARTH would he leave his kid unattended on the Interwebs?! At that age, my parents never left me unattended with so much as our C64. Of course, they may have been frightened I was going to break it...

      Even as recent as the middle to late 1980s, my folks spent time with me outdoors and didn't stuff me in front of a television set. Maybe this guy needs to, you know, spend quality time with his kid rather than plunking him down for hours in front of the computer. Or better yet: sit with him!

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    23. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Zancarius · · Score: 2

      Exactly. They should do their jobs, and pony up for an X-Box. That way their kids can learn to massacare their enemies in a safe and supportive environment, where there is no danger of being exposed to breasts, swear words, or pirated material.

      One thing I will give to Nintendo is that they certainly had their market niche locked down very well. Those of us who grew up during the eras of the NES and SNES can certainly attest to that. Sure, maybe stomping anthropomorphic evil mushrooms and turtles qualifies as violence, but I think it was far more wholesome than shooting something and the library of games available to both systems were immense.

      Of course, both platforms had their shooters, but I think it is the responsibility of parents to vet what entertainment their children are consuming.

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    24. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      1) That's not really inappropriate.
      2) Safe search moderate != safe search strict. Parents who are really that concerned that they don't want little billy seeing a cake in the form of underwear (and underwear that little billy probably won't recognise as underwear) will have strict filtering turned on.

      Let's face it, parents who don't know anything about using the internet safely are more of a problem than the material being there in the first place. And it's normally the most uneducated about the internet demanding that it do their jobs for them.

    25. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Parents use the Internet as a babysitting tool more often than not these days"

      Ah, shut up. Seriously. I have an 8 and 6 year old. I work with them a lot. They are both well ahead of the curve because of this. My 8 year old reads at a 6th grade level and my 6 year old is similarly ahead.

      I would love to be able to turn them loose and explore the internet on their own, look up cool Lego videos and things related to their interest. Unfortunately, I can't let them run loose, so they are limited to the time I have for them.

      So, I am not being a parent because I would love for them to be able to get on and cruise unattended for a couple hours while I am at work? Yeah, my wife's at home, but she isn't going to just sit there and watch them play on the internet for hours.

      The internet is an awesome place. I'd love to expose my kids to more of what is out there in an unstructured way. A kid safe section of Youtube would be wonderful.

    26. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by IrrepressibleMonkey · · Score: 1

      How about actually being a parent?

      Sure, but Straw Men are infertile, so I'll hold off on the "insightful" mod myself...

    27. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Boronx · · Score: 1

      I've never known a game to better acculturate a kid to violence than Pokemon.

    28. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid, there was no particular effort to review or control what was consumed nor what was provided

      You sound like you're about my age - mid-late 30s. No effort had to be made back then - there were so many barriers in the way of getting something that wasn't "family-friendly". Porn, for example. There is more porn, of a greater variety, on /b/ right now than my friends and I ever saw while growing up - and yes, we had older brothers and all that. Video games didn't feature graphic violence because the graphics weren't that good.

      People aren't usually looking for this sort of thing for teens - they're trying to keep their five-year-olds from running into it.

    29. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good in theory, impossible in practice.

      For our youngest we only let him on the old mac with specific web sites set on his profile. (nickjr, etc.)

      For our young teen, we tell her she knows what inappropriate, don't go there. If she gets somewhere bad, leave. I do check up on her searches. They are normally trying to figure out a plant, or habits of some wild animal, etc.., and I am glad she is that into science.

      I don't think being a good parent is baby sitting every second of the day, but rather putting age appropriate limits on them. Even if it was, I don't have time to baby sit them every second of the day, after a certain age at least. At some point those limits are self controlled. At some point these kids are going to leave the "nest" so to speak, and they have to be ready to handle life on their own, which means making their own decisions. Are they going to fail? Of course. Are they going to look at something bad someday? Probably. But I hope they are better adults for it.

    30. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, maybe stomping anthropomorphic evil mushrooms and turtles qualifies as violence, but I think it was far more wholesome than shooting something and the library of games available to both systems were immense.

      Didn't PETA sue Nintendo in the 90's for promoting violence toward [defenseless] turtles and the capture of animals with the intent to make them fight to the death? I think they also tried boycotting and getting Pokemon banned as well.

    31. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only a legal distinction?!

    32. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by AK+Marc · · Score: 0

      I don't even want to consider what my life would now be like if my online access was restricted to some sort of Disneyland BBS, my reading was limited to the Children's section of the library, and my movie/tv content was restricted to only those things with a Disney or WB logo on them.

      For one, you are a moron if you think "kid safe" means "branded conglomerate only." Since that is your argument, I must assume you are a moron or a liar.

      Secondly, you likely had a segregated childhood and are too stupid to know it. My local library carried playboy. Yes, the library had "porn." But it wasn't on the shelves. It doesn't matter if you were in the kids section or the "adult" section of the library, there was no playboy on the shelves. You could ask at the counter for it. It was restricted to some sort of Disneyland BBS because there was adult material filtered by default. I don't know what it was like where you grew up (whether playboy was in the magazine rack with all the others or not available). But your description of of future distopia is how it has been for the last 40+ years and it hasn't led to Dora Only sections of the library with locks and keys needed to access the other sections.

      The idiocy against parents trying to protect their children based on their morality is insane. And here I thought Slashdot followed the libertarian ideals more than not, and anyone suggesting that parents want help in guiding their children assert that the parents are bad for needing help and that the parents are bad for trying to hide their children from the real world. What happened to the libertarians? Where are the mases claiming that "they are your children, do what you want with them" and "you should be able to find a business that will help filter for your children." Or even the techies pointing out that there are cheap consumer routers that have child-friendly filters available (for a subscription fee I know, though maybe some open service does it for free). But no, it's all "if you don't force your 3 year old to watch porn and Black Hawk Down, he'll grow up broken and Dora will be president."

    33. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by captjc · · Score: 1

      I don't know, have you played their flagship game Halo? Between the gratuitous use of "damn" and "hell" and Cortana's virtual-virtual breasts it just is not a wholesome environment for Little Sue and Johnny to mercilessly slaughter aliens and zombie-aliens.

      That is why the Nintendo was invented. So they can play as a feminist woman covered head-to-toe in armor (so as to be devoid of all secondary sexual characteristics) slaughtering aliens in an safe environment devoid of other people as it should be.

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    34. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by jamesh · · Score: 2

      Parents use the Internet as a babysitting tool more often than not these days. Then when they find that little Johnny or Judy finds something inappropriate on the Internet they cry foul about it and say that it shouldn't be on the Internet for their kids to find thus punishing everyone else. Or they run to some filtering program to hopefully block the bad stuff and then the kid finds their way around it and then the parent has a fit about it.

      How about actually being a parent? Sitting down with your child and help them use the Internet safely is far better than trying to either force the usage of filtering applications or ranting about why the content is there to begin with.

      Is there a website that auto-generates these canned responses every time someone asks about appropriate use of the internet for kids? I'd much rather my 7yo worried about why their friends were mean to them today than the logistics of DP if such an image springs forth from the computer. If such an image did spring forth then I'd like to be around to answer any questions they might have, as awkward as they might be, but i'd still rather it didn't happen at all.

      And what's this "punishing everyone else" crap? You'll still be able to find your porn, just not on the hypothetical 'google kids' website. If anything else it will help you find higher concentrations of porn elsewhere!

    35. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      There is the problem, the fucking insane. This is why google will not do it.

    36. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1
      You gotta love this legal disclaimer they throw in.

      Be Safe! Never give personal info. If someone asks for it, email KidsTube Staff right away! The FBI and police can trace who did it because every computer has a unique IP address

      Wow, so many things wrong with that. Not only is it technically wrong, it's misleading, and causing people to have more trust in a website like this than they probably should.

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    37. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same... also thinking a .kids TLD would be nice.. have a $50,000 registration fee, for 5 years, that includes people to vet every .kids site every month. So many complaints, and poof, domain gone, no refund. Essentially a G rated tld. nick.kids, pbs.kids and disney.kids would probably be the main sites, but far easier to allow *.kids, then to try blocking anything.. white-listing is easier... I don't know if it'd be truly worthwhile to do though. The biggest issue is in the US you can't legally ask someone under 13 their age online. Kind of hard to create sites for those < 12yo with that restriction.

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    38. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Anarchduke · · Score: 1

      but I thought 2 girls 1 cup was educational...

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    39. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by wind_ice_flames · · Score: 1

      While I agree that you should allow the government or anyone else to take the place of the parent your statement is too simplistic. It is not feasible to sit down with your child/children every time they want to access the Internet. What if you have more than one child? One child falls down and skins a knee. You obviously need to go help that child get cleaned up and a band aid. Do then tell the child on the computer to stop what they are doing while you take care of it? What if you have several children requiring your help at once? As I said I agree that the parent shouldn't just used the Internet as a babysitter, but saying that the solution is sitting down with them every time is way too simplistic and does not really solve the problem.

    40. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      How about actually being a parent? Sitting down with your child and help them use the Internet safely is far better than trying to either force the usage of filtering applications or ranting about why the content is there to begin with.

      +1

      This is highly achievable. My daughter is 4, has a computer (an ancient Mac G4 with an ancient Cinema Display with the weird Mac-only plug - discards from a publishing company, depreciated to £0) - she watches BBC CBeebies on it and plays kids' Flash games. She does this in the sitting room, where we know what she's doing.

      (And the kids' Flash games usually start with an advertisement - directed at parents. This is monetisable.)

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    41. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, That's a cake. Get a grip.

    42. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by jmottram08 · · Score: 1

      wait, are you implying that just because you didn't have oral sex at the age of 15 you were transformed into a sexual deviant?

    43. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Word. As a parent of 2, I wouldn't even really trust Nickelodeon or X Kids's Channel and especially not Disney to be in charge of programming for my children. I really like Google, but I'd still rather decide what content was important to expose my kids to, and be available to talk through events with them. So it's just as well that they haven't taken it on.

      That said, you might have more luck with sites like Yahoo!, which does more hand-created search/directory content. Other than maybe the doodles, Google seems to only provide technical tools rather than actual content, and I respect that decision.

      For younger kids, there's Starfall which has a bunch of interactive early education stuff.

      If you really need to stick your kids on something so you can have some adult time to do taxes or have adult conversations or get drunk off your asses ( :-P ) , just stick them on the children's section of Neflix or something, so at least you can choose and control the content. Have them do Magic Schoolbus or Liberty's Kids or something else, but the idea is that you do the programming. Your children's upbringing while they're young is one of the few things you do have control of in this life, so exercise that control while you have it.

      I know that's not really anything like "the internet" that you want to expose your kids to safely, but I think "your safety is not guaranteed" is one of the basic fundamental rules that makes the internet what it is, and it's not really worthwhile trying to make it so. Maybe a better analogy is leaving your kid alone in a city, even if you drop them off in the toy section of the mall. You really want to keep them in your sight... you don't necessarily have to stand over their shoulders, but at least be aware of where they're wandering around to.

      Finally, I wouldn't let them near any "kid-friendly MMO" or any kind of kid social site. I'm actually not even afraid of pedo poseurs, just other people's children. There are probably not much worse influences on your children than other people's children. If you know the other kids and their parents IRL and you can follow up on stuff that happens online then sure... but something about the anonymity of the internet just brings out the dicks in people and in kids doubly so.

    44. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      How about actually being a parent? Sitting down with your child and help them use the Internet safely is far better than trying to either force the usage of filtering applications or ranting about why the content is there to begin with.

      So you'd have to be watching them 100% of the time they were using the internet. Apart from being impractical, it is intrusive and infantilising.

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    45. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is the responsibility of the community to enable resources for all. if the people want google to create a way to filter age appropriate content, then they should. it would still be the responsibility of the individual parent or parents to control the settings and to guide their children as they see fit according to what they believe is appropriate for their own child, but in general, those resources don't exist, so the parental choices right now are 1.block specific websites and hope, 2.constantly monitor your child's every move, or 3.let them roam the internet, completely free to discover what they will, which could absolutely and most likely have negative effects. none of those are real choices that provide a safe environment for children, who come to use the internet more intimately than adults these days. the internet is a resource that kids can no longer grow up without, they can't complete school work without it, so it is up to the demand of the people and the powers that be to create a solution, because not everyone has a techie neighbor who can configure settings to receive video chat messages from only grandma. some children are stuck getting video mail from grandma and who knows who else.

    46. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Reading most of the highly rated comments here, I really hope that most people on /. don't have children for a very long time. Not being able to get on the internet (or apparently do anything) without Mummy or Daddy right there will leave them severely emotionally crippled. Kids need to be let off the leash sometimes, as long as you can find a safe place to do it.

    47. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parents use the Internet as a babysitting tool more often than not these days. Then when they find that little Johnny or Judy finds something inappropriate on the Internet they cry foul about it and say that it shouldn't be on the Internet for their kids to find thus punishing everyone else.

      Dude, you don't actually use the Internet do you? I sit with my four year old and watch videos with him (no more than 10 minutes or so every couple of days). Lately, he's been wanting to watch stuff about rock climbing. I'm right there with him. I type "rock climbing" into the search box. A nice video comes up. On the right hand side "related" videos, is something called "Cock climbing." Picture of woman having, uh, "interesting" sex. I flip the screen off. The child wails. I double-check the search settings -- that video should not have appeared, but it did. Guess it was new and hadn't been flagged yet. Now, there's nothing wrong with sex, however, I'm not about to have a serious talk with a four year old about it. Nor do I feel like explaining to his preschool teacher and the police why he said "I was watching videos with daddy about naked ladies."

      Don't fucking tell me I'm using the Internet as a parent. I am right there with him. How fast can you react to somebody suddenly throwing a punch at you? How about dodging bullets, are you good at that?

    48. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Or 4. Buy one of the many filtering programs available right now, most of which come not only with an extensive blacklist but an auto-update function.

      Also, what is this about a 'safe' environment for children? Children are not that fragile.

    49. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Warmlight · · Score: 1

      The responses sound canned not because of auto generation, but because they have be repeated so many times without the people they are aimed at actually listening. Hence the repetition. You cannot filter the internet in a way that will make everyone happy. It's too big, too much, and the requirements for filtering are too diverse. No one can do this for you. The parent has to do it themselves, just like picking out schools, acceptable playmates and so on.

      And even the argument that everyone can agree that porn is bad is false. I don't have kids and I'm fairly young, so I won't go there, but I will honestly say that my parents never censored me. I watched R-rated movies, without the hands over the eyes at the sex scene. This did not create a traumatized little girl, it created a woman who is comfortable with her sexuality and everyone elses. Think back on history, on families of 4, 6, 8 or more all sharing one room or one bed, and the babies kept coming. I doubt Mom and Dad were renting a hotel room. Children have always been exposed to the harsher lessons in life early on until very recently in history. And you can't really argue that its any improvement.

      Porn and sex are just an example here. This argument can be moved to any of the bad ideas out there in the world. Prejudice, violence, hate, suffering and cruelty can all be applied.

    50. Re:Why aren't parents actually being parents? by Zancarius · · Score: 1

      Didn't PETA sue Nintendo in the 90's for promoting violence toward [defenseless] turtles and the capture of animals with the intent to make them fight to the death? I think they also tried boycotting and getting Pokemon banned as well.

      I don't specifically remember that, but it wouldn't surprise me. That said, after a cursory search, the only thing I could find was this April Fool's joke.

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  4. well... by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This puts Google in the position of being mommy and daddy. What I consider "inappropriate" is unlikely to be the same as the next parent; what this suggests, though, is that everyone gets to deal with what Google decides, and frankly... that's not an appropriate role for a third party. That's the parent's job. If you don't have time for guiding your kids, and you can't seem to come up with rules and behaviors, or use a white-list facility competently, then perhaps you shouldn't be spawning anyway, rather than begging for a third party to do your job for you.

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    1. Re:well... by Geoff-with-a-G · · Score: 1

      And when "Google Kids" fails to filter something you consider inappropriate (either because they don't share your views, or just due to the challenges and limitations of determining and filtering content automatically) then lawsuits and bad press ensues. Bad for the Google brand all around.

      In general, Google's strategy seems to be focused on providing tons of really great free, best effort services. If Gmail fails to deliver your email one day, it's not like you can sue. If Google Maps gives you wrong directions, [shrug], use Mapquest. But if Google Kids started showing kids porn/violence/subversive material, I think there would be a fair amount of public outrage.

    2. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What I don't get, is where this "Oh, this will scar my kids for life." delusion comes from. (Ok, I know where it comes from...)

      Nearly everyone I know saw porn, murder, and a ton of stupid shit on TV or talked about it as a child. As a young child even.
      It's only grown-ups that are socially conditioned to react in certain ways. Nearly all of them don't even know why.
      A child will just see things for what they are. It's your job to give it some hints to why it might be bad or good.
      But how will parents, who themselves don't even know why it's supposed to be bad, teach their children those things?

      Not showing them the real world at all, is a sure-fire way to hinder their growing up.
      Thereâ(TM)s a reason that when I was in a small town in Turkey, a 11 year old boy could tell me everything about politics and how the world is, while a 18 year old in e.g. the USA or Germany doesn't know anything and sometimes even plays kindergarten games. (I saw this myself at school. I was ashamed of even being in a group playing such childish games. While I was thinking about inventions and great things.)

      How about we are proud of how quickly our children grow up, and how they can handle complex social and technical topics at a young age? How about that?

      Because right now, we're harming them.
      And all because of some delusions which originally resulted from rules some mentally ill religious schizos made up, to dominate people. :/

    3. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why my wife and I have only one child. One kid, two people and there is always someone to interact with and guide her through a world that, as I recall, is deeply confusing.

    4. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      society is composed of many people not least of which are families. families, unlike people without kids, represent the future of the country. as such, i would assert to you that the needs and rights of families outweighs your concerns. simply because your concerns have no future, since you have no kids


      If you are in Europe or elsewhere just ignore this rant, but if you are American, please cite the section of the Constitution that elevates the status of people with kids. Otherwise you can insert your 'assertion' up your ass. Are the Duggars more important than you because they had more kids? What an assinine concept, but not surprisingly one that just happens to elevate yourself over others.

    5. Re:well... by ciggieposeur · · Score: 1

      Fuck you.

      And by the way? Isaac Newton, father of classical physics and calculus and a critical part of why this Internet exists that allow you to shovel your shit to a wide audience? No kids. So fuck you again.

      And just in case you skull is as dense as your ideas: fuck you.

    6. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Then there's the diagnosable genetic defect which renders you personally unable to contribute positively to society. A sociopath such as yourself probably should not be allowed to reproduce.

    7. Re:well... by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      that's not an appropriate role for a third party.

      it is precisely the role of a 3rd party. That's why there are rules on what can be on TV and radio stations at various hours and so on, it's why bookstores and libraries offer kids sections, it's why companies explicitly make media for children. A 3rd party should establish a brand and a trust relationship with it's customers about what sorts of content they can access through this service - whether that is an aggregation or search of content creators or creating there own.

      It may not be the role of google though. They seem to prefer to solve problems with computer algorithms, not with people. That doesn't lend itself to kids stuff for the oft mentioned reason that screwing it up can go badly, fast, and it's much easier to sneak stuff past a computer algorithm than a person.

    8. Re:well... by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      i know my opinion will not be popular on a site of asocial nerds

      Actually, I'm just amused by it. The irony of someone with this mindset denigrating other people as "asocial nerds"? Priceless.

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    9. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clearly have absolutely no idea how difficult it is to do everything in your life and then somehow, magically be able to monitor your children's activity 24/7. It's logistically impossible; your parents certainly didn't do it. The Internet makes everything, from suicide videos to fetish porn, instantly accessible. As a parent, I would love this service.

    10. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ugly truth is that as soon as they can read, the parent is only one influence amongst many. Some of my main influences left behind books instead of children.

    11. Re:well... by Axino · · Score: 1

      while others choose to be parasites and live off the benefits of society, without contributing to its future by having kids

      The irony is strong with this one.

    12. Re:well... by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

      your concerns have no future, since you have no kids

      I have no biological kids. I do indeed think breeding is an error at this point in time. I have raised several, however. I have also been teaching and mentoring for decades; consequently my concerns and opinions are well distributed among younger members of society, and to the extent they have merit, are likely to continue to propagate. The fact that my genes aren't "moving forward" is of absolutely no consequence to me.

      However, my attention isn't really on the distant future. It's on there here and now, and on the years coming that I expect to experience. I will be affected by the coming generations to one degree or another, and therefore, I consider them to be of perfectly legitimate interest to me.


      the brutal reality of the situation is that without the breeders you obviously have contempt for, there is no future.

      Nonsense on both counts. I have contempt for people who breed thoughtlessly and poorly; but the future is a matter of physics, not the unfortunate close resemblance of our current society's breeding habits to the first few minutes of the film Idiocracy. If the future contains fewer unwanted and poorly raised children, I doubt that our society will end. The problem is really the other way: We're breeding socially crippled (and often unwanted) people, educating them poorly, and then setting them loose to do it all over again.


      in modern american society, where parents are expected to work two jobs just to keep from losing the house, outsourcing some of that internet filtering effort is a perfectly valid request.

      I disagree strongly. This is pivotal to bringing up your kids. Handing it off to a third party will simply ensure that they are cookie-cuttered instead of raised as unique, thinking individuals.


      for all of your vaunted ideals and high complex abstract thoughts, you are nothing more than a crude biological vessel, and you have an expiration date. and you should give some thought as to your replacement

      cts, I teach, I mentor, and I've raised several kids. I have never handed off my parental responsibilities to others without oversight. Selected results of this is include that my kids are completely free of superstition, understand the constitution as a document written to limit the government and written for the common man, and they're perfectly supportive of your gay and etc. friendly views. I could go on for quite a while; I've been very successful on many levels in this particular area. I'm very pleased with everyone, and tend to lean pretty hard towards "nurture" ideas as a result.

      On top of which I blog and post somewhat prolifically, countering what I consider to be problem viewpoints and social errors as I encounter them. I've also written some books. All in all, I am quite certain that my views will have significant ripple effects. So thanks for your concerns, but they are groundless.

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    13. Re:well... by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      I am an American who wants to have children - but for different reasons than those already stated. Making a baby begins with the carnal pleasure of injecting one's baby batter in a woman and watching her become voluptuous, carrying you inside her for 9 months. I want to recklessly impregnate all the women I can, then blow my head off when the authorities hit me up for child support.

      Nurturing men like you will step up and help the mothers raise my children. My sons and daughters will fatten off the disposable income gleaned from your science and engineering degrees and become alphas as I am. You will settle for those women because they will be good-looking and ignore your lack of social skills if you have a decent paycheck.

      My offspring may not like you, but that's okay. Just pony up for their private schools and tutors. A good job is its own reward, and you will feel the satisfaction of having successfully raised my children. Hang in there. And don't forget to buy the mother of my children those Gucci shoes she's been wantin'.

    14. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have three lovely kids, and I hope that none of them end up as psychotic as this circletimessquare person. I shudder to think what kind of parenting he received, but it demonstrates pretty clearly that the ability to create a child doesn't automatically indicate the ability to raise one to think rationally, or to grasp basic human empathy. It's a shame that sometimes the wrong people opt for your "voluntary extinction" category.

      Plus, he's just flat-out incorrect in his argument that people who do not produce offspring are meaningless to the future of society. They do contribute to the survival of others in their genetic cohort (e.g. babysitting or even adopting their siblings' children), they do contribute thoughts and ideas to future generations they come into contact with (nurture and nature are both contributors to viability), and of course there are examples such as Newton who contribute to the wellbeing of the species as a whole. So this reproductive fascism that he's preaching and which you are endorsing, is demonstrably incorrect in its most basic assumption.

    15. Re:well... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      This puts Google in the position of being mommy and daddy. What I consider "inappropriate" is unlikely to be the same as the next parent;

      I leave that up to Walmart, not Google!

    16. Re:well... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I'm a father of three. I am not special because I was able to bed a woman and impregnate her.

      There are enough people in this world having more children than they can afford. There is no pressing need for EVERYONE to have children in order to be considered good citizens by your standards.

      The reason I had children is none of your business. If I never had children, this world would still have billions of people.

    17. Re:well... by stewbacca · · Score: 2

      If you are in Europe or elsewhere just ignore this rant, but if you are American, please cite the section of the Constitution that elevates the status of people with kids. Otherwise you can insert your 'assertion' up your ass.

      It's not in the Constitution, but it is in the US Tax Code.

    18. Re:well... by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      HAHAHA! Now that's funny! I guess you paper pushing city boys know all about parasitic behavior.. and 'brutal reality'

      Tell you what, stop being a parasite and move your ass out and grow your own food instead of demanding that we produce slaves to wipe your butt when you become incontinent. Who was your father? Ferdinand Marcos? Better watch out.. somebody's gonna knock down that ivory tower of yours..

      So you're not a zombie after all... you're just trollin' the place.. Welp, that one worked.. you got me again :-)

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    19. Re:well... by DrDitto · · Score: 0

      I agree with the parent's sentiment that society and policies should favor those who reproduce (as does evolution). I agree with you that childless individuals are obviously productive towards society, especially if they help humankind flourish and continue in other ways.

      Given the other parent's "F*&* You" response, I wonder what kind of respectful upbringing he or she had?

    20. Re:well... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      That's why there are rules on what can be on TV and radio stations at various hours and so on,

      No, the reason for that is so that the incompetent don't have to parent, so that politicians can grandstand ("protect the children", lol) and most particularly, so that the superstitious can maintain their power base, which is founded in large part upon restricting sexual knowledge and behaviors. I am pleased to note that those days are ending. Kids today know more about sex than their parents do, and indulge in superstitious behaviors far less, generally speaking, and we're considerably better off because of it. We're still suffering in the aftermath of some insane political behavior restricting all manner of things to/from/with teens, but I expect that will end too as the superstitious era draws to a close -- and of course the teens pay little or no attention anyway.

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    21. Re:well... by FriendlyPrimate · · Score: 1

      This puts Google in the position of being mommy and daddy. What I consider "inappropriate" is unlikely to be the same as the next parent; what this suggests, though, is that everyone gets to deal with what Google decides, and frankly... that's not an appropriate role for a third party. That's the parent's job. If you don't have time for guiding your kids, and you can't seem to come up with rules and behaviors, or use a white-list facility competently, then perhaps you shouldn't be spawning anyway, rather than begging for a third party to do your job for you.

      Google wouldn't NEED to determine what topics are "inappropriate". It's called "user preferences".

    22. Re:well... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I'm tired of assholes with children acting like choosing not to breed makes you selfish. How about you remember who is subsidizing your life and that of your children's and all the services you use the next time I'm paying my taxes and you're getting credits on yours? There is more to life than squirting out xeroxes of yourself. The species is no longer wavering on the point of extinction due to lack of population. Breeding is no longer a point of continuing our existence, but a selfish act of making another *you*, so you can feel better about yourself and foist your spawn on the rest of society all the while propagating this idiotic attitude that you are some sort of genius and saint for the toil and trouble of bringing up children that you yourself got yourself into.

      I respect the few good parents out there who only have children when they can guarantee they can afford the expense and time for the child and then raise them to be independent, critical-thinking, well-rounded human beings rather than dipshits to continue on their own ignorance and retardation. Unfortunately, those parents are all too few. Instead, they're mostly just idiots like yourself you can't find the SHIFT key and see no meaning to life other than breeding defective copies of yourself.

    23. Re:well... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      It's such a shame that you have no control on the content coming into your house. They just jam those television, cable, internet, and radio signals and devices into your home and force you to use them against your will. It's all just so horrible. Won't someone think of the children? And the lazy parents?

    24. Re:well... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      You clearly have absolutely no idea how difficult it is to do everything in your life and then somehow, magically be able to monitor your children's activity 24/7. It's logistically impossible; your parents certainly didn't do it.

      I'm 55. My parents didn't need to do it. They let me wander, swim, canoe and boat the Delaware, explore caves, and much more. They educated me lovingly but remorselessly (there's no other term for it), and taught me to deal with the various things I faced. There was no Internet; and they outright forbid television based on their evaluation of the content, a gift for which I thank them most profoundly to this day. I built my first computer out of TTL logic based around a couple of 74181 ALUs, and have maintained an active interest since then, moving up through 8008, 6800, 6809, and so on. I have a wide variety of active interests, do lots of charity and PD work, am happy and am very, very successful in the business sense. My siblings have had similar experiences. So I think my parents did just fine with their choices.

      I, on the other hand, have had to bring up kids with the Internet around, and what I did was use a whitelist and hang with them as we expanded the whitelist. So I didn't have to be there all the time; I only needed to be there as the limits expanded. Often, they'd ask me to add a particular site, and I'd look, and almost always do so -- or sit with them a while if I thought the expansion needed a guide. Today, this is so easy to do it's almost pitiful. OSX has it built right in; I'd be pretty surprised if Windows didn't as well. And linux has had squid forever. But in any case, a few minutes learning how to manage squid or something similar, and there is no problem in your home. Now, managing things outside your home is something else, and all that takes is spending a few minutes with the other parents and asking them about their Internet habits, then educating them if they seem to not know how to manage things. You also need to prepare your kids for unmonitored meets, where you have no control, because I bloody well guarantee you they're going to happen, and in large numbers. You won't do that by handing off what web sites they can see to Google or any other third party. It's your job. No one elses.

      I have no sympathy for people who bleat about how difficult it all is. You chose to have kids; so man the fuck up and handle the job. If you don't know how, ask. You could even use.... the Internet!

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    25. Re:well... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      This puts Google in the position of being mommy and daddy. What I consider "inappropriate" is unlikely to be the same as the next parent; what this suggests, though, is that everyone gets to deal with what Google decides, and frankly... that's not an appropriate role for a third party.

      A bookstore is not stepping outside of its "appropriate role for a third party" by offering a section of children's books. It's simply classifying materials in a useful well to serve its patrons well. Some patrons want mystery, some want sci-fi, and some are children who are best suited in the children's book section.

      Please stop with the "everyone's a censor, third parties' opinions are evil" pseudo-libertarian bullshit. TFA is not proposing that anyone censor material in a way that we are forced to live with the results, merely classifying material in a way that might be useful to some segment of the population, much as it might classify news under sports or science news or whatever for the person who might be interested in such things and want to find appropriate material. If a particular parent doesn't like what this third party is doing, they can come up with their own scheme, just as a parent could guide their child to walk out of the children's section in a book store and go to the sci-fi section, for example, if the parent wants.

      Not everyone will "have to deal" with the results -- only the people who find it useful.

      That's the parent's job. If you don't have time for guiding your kids, and you can't seem to come up with rules and behaviors, or use a white-list facility competently, then perhaps you shouldn't be spawning anyway, rather than begging for a third party to do your job for you.

      Bah. One of the most important elements of parenting is allowing your child to explore appropriately. But parents can often use help from other knowledgeable adults in setting general boundaries where the parents are unexperienced or haven't had time or opportunity to vet everything ahead of time.

      I suppose you're also opposed to putting up a guard-rail and warning signs at a nature preserve where the terrain is a little rough for kids, but adult hikers might be interested in it.

      Also, white lists aren't necessarily the best solution if you want your kids to be able to explore beyond what you already know is "safe." Parents can try their best, but they can't (and shouldn't) be peeking over the shoulders of their kids 24 hours/day, nor should they expect to have exhaustive knowledge of everything their child might potentially encounter so they could set exact limits ahead of time.

      Exactly what sort of world do you want, where third parties are never supposed to "interfere" with anything, but parents need to be the dictators in the worst kind of authoritarian regime, discouraging their kids from ever trusting other adults' perspectives on what might be good/interesting/appropriate for kids?

    26. Re:well... by trapnest · · Score: 1

      For a second I thought I was on /r9k/

    27. Re:well... by trapnest · · Score: 1

      Then google needs to classify every document on the internet on some kind of moral scale. Yeah that sounds easy you're right.

    28. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The notion that more reproduction is necessarily better is nonsense, and suggests a rather poor understanding of evolution. A species of animal which reproduces so prolifically that it overgrazes and wipes out its food source is not favored by evolution, because it is unfit. It will die off. There are parts of the world where it is obvious that the local human population is producing more children than local resources (natural, technological, etc) will ever be able to sustain. Encouraging people in these societies to reproduce even more is absurd. And I'm not just talking about the Third World; the same problem shows up in, say, Cleveland, where a couple might have eight children they can't afford to feed. So whose judgment is best here? The reproductive couple, or the possibly-childless public health counselor who advises them to stop (and how)? Your high-functioning-autistic friend seems to think it's the breeders. I think he's wrong.

    29. Re:well... by Holi · · Score: 1

      As someone who lost his child at an extremely young age I have one thing to say to you sir or madam, and that's FUCK YOU.

      I won't be having another as it cost me my marriage and many years of depression.

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    30. Re:well... by thermopile · · Score: 1
      Apple tried this ten years ago. It was called KidSafe. Unfortunately, they had to drop it due to low usage. The deal there was it was a large collection of whitelisted sites ... and some poor Apple employee had the job of going out and whitelisting sites as they came up.

      Searching for "Apple Kidsafe" brings up a few more recent widgets that appear to do something similar.

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    31. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      society and policies should favor those who reproduce

      Shut up! I'm tryin' to watch "Ow, my balls!"!

    32. Re:well... by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      Kids today know more about sex than their parents do, and indulge in superstitious behaviors far less, generally speaking, and we're considerably better off because of it.

      Because we require a 3rd party, set up and run by the government (aka schools) to teach those things....

      It isn't possible for parents to live their childrens lives 30 seconds before they do with a little swear word buzzer, even if they want to. They must have a trust relationship with a 3rd party, that that book they're reading, that show they're watching, that that website they go to isn't going to suddenly start showing something radically out of step with what they did before. Just because you send a kid to a set of 'google approved' or 'government approved' or library approved websites doesn't mean they can't also see something else. The point of childrens programming, childrens sections etc. is to find a subset of things that is nearly universally agreed upon, as being definitely OK, it's up to parents if they want to go outside that, but the role of the 3rd party is to provide the trust relationship.

      No, the reason for that is so that the incompetent don't have to parent, so that politicians can grandstand

      No, it isn't. Well ok, politicians grandstand every chance they get. It pools the resources of competent parents into establishing material they can all trust. The point is that if it airs before 9PM you can be confident that if you haven't seen this episode, or these commercials before, you aren't suddenly trying to explain to your kid material you weren't planning on, or don't want to, or don't think they're ready for. Trying to explain to an 8 year old why those burned corpses of mercenaries are hanging from a bridge in some foreign country *is not an experience you want*, ever. Well maybe you do. that's your choice to make. But you know that until 9pm stuff like that shouldn't be on TV without at least a warning in advance about it, so if you don't want to be rapidly changing the channel or trying to explain random stuff, you don't need do.

    33. Re:well... by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

      So clerks at convenience stores, liquor stores, and adult bookstores shouldn't check IDs because it therefore puts them "in the position of being mommy and daddy"?

    34. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This puts Google in the position of being mommy and daddy. What I consider "inappropriate" is unlikely to be the same as the next parent; what this suggests, though, is that everyone gets to deal with what Google decides, and frankly... that's not an appropriate role for a third party. That's the parent's job. If you don't have time for guiding your kids, and you can't seem to come up with rules and behaviors, or use a white-list facility competently, then perhaps you shouldn't be spawning anyway, rather than begging for a third party to do your job for you.

      So basically, if you not ready to be a Black Hawk helicopter parent, you shouldn't have kids. Makes perfect sense?

  5. Short Answer by The+Moof · · Score: 1

    The liability. As soon as someone creatively slides adult themed content into the kid-friendly search results, someone will go ape shit. Not to mention the "what you feel is right for my kid isn't what I feel is right for my kid" crowds. Parenting is subjective, and everyone has different opinions of what it entails.

    1. Re:Short Answer by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Which will happen eventually, the lulz from such an endeavor is just way too great for all trolls throughout the entire world to resist. It's pretty much a given that at least one will do so. And probably enough to make the site pointless.

  6. There is innapropriate content on youtube? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

    Really? It's hard to get to see even a naked boobie there. Since he cites "Forever", I guess that's his prime concern. I'm pretty sure there is violence on youtube. I'd be way more concerned about that.

    Doesn't youtube also have age verification? Set up an account for the kid and make clear it's a kid.

    But of course, actually spending time with your kid and not letting it sit in front of the computer unsupervised is the only thing that would be correct.

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    1. Re:There is innapropriate content on youtube? by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Doesn't youtube also have age verification? Set up an account for the kid and make clear it's a kid.

      Since the "age verification" is that you're supposed to be 13 or older to have a YouTube account, that seems to suggest YouTube has already labeled itself "PG-13".

      So really this guy shouldn't be letting his kid on it alone at all. I don't go to an R-rated film and complain when the content is over PG after all.

    2. Re:There is innapropriate content on youtube? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YouTube videos can also be "flagged" as 18+ only, so they require an account marked as being 18+ to view the video.

  7. Use SafeSearch by Arlet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't want to turn on SafeSearch for when my kids are using the computer and turn it off for me

    Create a different user account for each of your family members, and set individual preferences. You'll want that anyway.

    1. Re:Use SafeSearch by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      The OP's kid is 6. A 6-year-old shouldn't be spending a lot of time in front of a screen. Period. Send him outside to play with toy trucks in the dirt, preferably with other 6-year-olds. If the kid is only spending a small amount of time in front of a screen, then there's no problem, because Mom and Dad can provide appropriate supervision.

      I have two daughters who are older than the OP's kid. I don't really care if they read things or see pictures on the web that have to do with deeply disturbing subjects like masturbation or Richard Nixon's "Checkers" speech. Similarly, when we go to the public library I don't care if they read books with disturbing ideas in them. Disturbing is good. They can think for themselves. The issue we've worked on harder with them is how to avoid online sexual predators, and that's pretty easy to handle. They just know that they're not supposed to give their real names, etc., online.

      The WP article describes a ton of problems with SafeSearch. IMO these problems are probably intrinsically hard to solve. I'm sure incremental improvements could be made, but they would be *expensive* to make, because, e.g., they would require more human input. What is Google's economic incentive to spend that money? They're in the advertising business. I suppose their incentive to spend the money would be to make people feel that it was "safer" to let their small children surf the web without parental involvement, thereby increasing the number of 6-year-olds who click through on ads for Froot Loops. Yes, there is a lot of money involved in advertising to kids, but it seems implausible to me that money spent on improving SafeSearch would give a net increase in Google's bottom line.

    2. Re:Use SafeSearch by Arlet · · Score: 1

      I think it works well enough in 99% of the cases. Sure, there are going to be some false positives as well as false negatives, but that's not a big problem in practice. When searching for images of beavers, you get a screen full of cute pictures of the animal, which is good enough.

      deeply disturbing subjects like masturbation

      For me, 'deeply disturbing' would be more along the lines of tubgirl/goatse/rotten.com, not an educational site about masturbation, which you can still access with SafeSearch on, without getting all the graphic details on the first page.

    3. Re:Use SafeSearch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have two daughters who are older than the OP's kid.

      So when they were that age, did you force them to go outside to play with trucks no matter how much they didn't want to? Did you call them names and call their sexuality in question (at the age of 6) if they didn't like trucks?

      Oh wait, you didn't, because of some body part they had.

      You folks make me want to puke, but who the hell cares what someone who can't have kids thinks.

    4. Re:Use SafeSearch by obarel · · Score: 1

      For some people "deeply disturbing" would be religious content. For others, exposure to Darwin.

      It's not for Google to decide what's deeply disturbing. Frankly, to me an Apple advert is deeply disturbing, when they describe iPad 2 as the teacher of the future and as the best toy for toddlers.

    5. Re:Use SafeSearch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, a comment that's not laced with child loathing or parenting "advice". This is probably your best bet next to hovering over their shoulders.

      One thing I'd consider if your son spends a lot of time on YouTube, find a fair number of worthwhile YouTube videos to thumbs-up and channels to subscribe to. The more kid-friendly stuff you tell YouTube that you "like", the more kid-friendly stuff it will dig up to stick in the related videos section. Use those personalisation algorithms to your full advantage.

  8. If you wannt something like that... by Zarian · · Score: 1

    Make it yourself. Seriously, companies are under no obligation to "Think of the children!". "...was a website his 6-year-old son could visit on his own..." Actually why the hell are you letting your 6 year old surf on their own anyway?

  9. Supervise your own kid by js3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You people disgust me. You go through the trouble of having a kid and yet you want to leave the responsibilty to big corporation. If you can't bother to spend time browsing the web with your kid, don't have one.

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    1. Re:Supervise your own kid by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      Worse yet, all too many parents are willing to leave the responsibility of rearing their children to government.

    2. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comments like this always come from non-parents. True ignorance. You have no fucking idea how much harder life is when raising children. Perhaps the world should just stop reproducing so "we people" won't disgust you.

    3. Re:Supervise your own kid by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 1

      You seem to be of the opinion that either someone watches their kids 100% of the time or 0% of the time. Neither of those is true for any parent.

      If there were to be a "safe zone" for kids, I wouldn't trust Google to do it. It certainly seems like an area that's lacking in good solutions.

    4. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe you people should die off so people who spend time with their kids, instead of just plopping their kids behind their xbox, cable tv and internet, can survive.

    5. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Voluntary Human Extinction is already an independently motivated idea, so be careful what you wish for.

    6. Re:Supervise your own kid by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      Being a good parent isn't just spending lots of one-on-one time with your kid. It also involves knowing when to step back and let your kid explore on their own and figure stuff out without running everything past you first. Of course, you want to sandbox that experience at first until your kid has a good sense of how to avoid the bad stuff (that is, until your kid is old enough).

    7. Re:Supervise your own kid by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are plenty of 'safe' zones for kids - just not on the Internet.

      My parents left me alone at times. They just made sure I didn't have access to the acetylene tank (after that one little incident, anyway). Some things can be kid safe, the open Internet isn't one of them.

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    8. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You stupid, childless ignorant fuck. Let me tell you how I spent my day yesterday. My wife takes care of our newborn full-time (i.e., sleep deprived, breast-feeds like 14 hours a day). We have a 3-year old as well, and when I'm home I am essentially a single parent of the toddler. Up at 6:30am. We watch PBS Kids for about an hour while I try to wake up with a cup of coffee. Then from about 7:30am to 11:30am I am playing with Play-Doh, trucks, and an assortment of other toys. Then prepare lunch. Around 1:30pm he takes a 1-hour nap if we are lucky. Up at 2:30pm or so. We take the stroller to the neighborhood park. When I'm lucky I can sit on a bench, maybe browse the web on my phone, while he tools around the playground. But more often than not, he cries for my attention so I give it to him. Get home around 4:30pm. I'm fucking exhausted. I sit him down in front of my laptop to play PBS online for an hour or so. Make dinner. More play. Bath time. Book time. 1-hour going-to-bed routine. Etc etc. I'm 34 fucking years old and don't have the energy of an 18-year old.

      I hope you enjoy your old age without a family, you stupid fuck.

    9. Re:Supervise your own kid by jmichaelg · · Score: 0
      Spoken like a person who doesn't have kids. The fact is kids need to roam on their own and develop independence. What the guy is asking for is a search domain where he's reasonably confident his kid will be relatively OK. Something akin to letting a kid roam in the neighborhood but keeping out of the red light district.
      .

      It already exists for text as safe-search. The guy is just asking for safe-search for video as well.

      Steven Levy mentions in his book, The Plex, that one of Google's early contracts was to provide a family-friendly search service. The requirement was a significant inducement to Google to improve Google's AI component and move beyond the early success Google enjoyed from Pagerank. Though Levy doesn't state it, I presume that contract resulted in safe search becoming generally available.

    10. Re:Supervise your own kid by metalmaster · · Score: 1

      Trouble having a kid? I lol'd

      My guess is that you were the one in 7 billion teenager that was immune to raging hormones. Take a look at daytime TV and its quite apparent that having kids isnt the hard part. Raising them is where the trouble begins

    11. Re:Supervise your own kid by DrDitto · · Score: 1

      You must be one of those perfect parents who can supervise their child 100% of the time. Or that you never resort to sitting your child down in front of a television for an hour or so while you cook dinner or respond to an after-hours urgent work e-mail.

    12. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact is kids need to roam on their own and develop independence

      while Google determines what they can and can 't do.

    13. Re:Supervise your own kid by cptdondo · · Score: 1

      Do you actually have kids? You obviously have no idea that a big part of parenting is letting kids explore on their own. It's our job to insure that in general, the place they are exploring is safe. So kids can hang out at the neighborhood playground, because in general there's lots of parents there who keep the baddies away. But we don't micromanage our kids.

      The same way when my daughter goes to the school dance - I don't chaperone her. It's part of her life to explore. But I am secure in knowing that there are teachers there who in general won't let the kids get away with too much.

      Youtube, OTOH, has no such broad supervision. You can get totally inappropriate videos right next to childrens' videos. It would be nice to be able to set search preferences so that in general most of the bad stuff is not there.

      If you have kids, then you have a right to talk. Otherwise, take your attitude and STFU.

    14. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact is kids need to roam on their own

      Except that if they actually roamed on their own they might see something that makes mommy and daddy have a shitfit. So we'll throw them into a pen and tell them to pretend they are roaming on their own. It will totally teach them the same life lessons!

    15. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you enjoy your old age without a family, you stupid fuck.

      I expect he will. You on the other hand sound like you're going to have a heart-attack/mental-breakdown any second. (P.S. Love how you tried to use "childless" as an insult ;)

    16. Re:Supervise your own kid by MWoody · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm curious, do people who cover up outlets disgusts you? How about those who make sure there's a childproof fence around the pool? Or the ones who put a lock on the liquor cabinet?

      Watching your child every second of every day is an equally dangerous proposition, in terms of their intellectual and emotional growth, as not watching them at all. They NEED to learn to think and operate independently, and being able to designate a subset of the Internet not filled with bomb instructions and donkey porn would be an excellent service to help them do that in relative safety.

    17. Re:Supervise your own kid by MadTwit · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the world should just stop reproducing

      YES Count the number of people on this planet. The world has somewhere in the region of 6.75 to 6.92 billion people. That's to many.

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    18. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Resentful, bitter, and hate-filled parents always make such wonderful children, too. Also, if taking care of a newborn is "full time" and she's "breastfeeding 14 hours per day"... she's probably banging another guy, and you're raising someone else's spawn anyway.

    19. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you don't have enough energy to watch your kids, that means it's up to the rest of the world to come up with the energy?

      That's fine, but don't expect others to be happy to do it for free. Google has no obligation to provide services to anybody, let alone free kid friendly services to parents who need naps.

    20. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be one of those perfect parents who can supervise their child 100% of the time. Or that you never resort to sitting your child down in front of a television for an hour or so while you cook dinner or respond to an after-hours urgent work e-mail.

      Not perfect, just better than you.

    21. Re:Supervise your own kid by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      You seem to be of the opinion that either someone watches their kids 100% of the time or 0% of the time.

      This is slashdot. All logic is binary.

    22. Re:Supervise your own kid by russotto · · Score: 1

      Do you actually have kids? You obviously have no idea that a big part of parenting is letting kids explore on their own. It's our job to insure that in general, the place they are exploring is safe.

      You only get to do that if it's _your_ place. Or some place catering to kids, like an elementary school or a daycare. You don't get to child-proof the world (or the Internet), against the will of the adults who would like to live there. You certainly don't get to demand that others child-proof the world (or the Internet) for you.

      If you have kids, then you have a right to talk. Otherwise, take your attitude and STFU.

      Letting only some of the interested parties have a say is a great way to get the outcome you want, but the rest of us aren't likely to co-operate.

    23. Re:Supervise your own kid by solkimera · · Score: 1

      True enough, it's hard. but it was your choice, you could have had no kids, had only one. you could've adopted a five year old. It was your (as in you and your wife's) choice. Just as it's the other poster's choice if he get's to old age without a family. Could just as easily die young, by choice or luck.

    24. Re:Supervise your own kid by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

      I think you meant "appreciate", not "avoid" !

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    25. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (P.S. Love how you tried to use "childless" as an insult ;)

      Historically speaking it practically was, or at least it was considered a curse.

      In the next 50 years or so, Europeans will likely discover why this was/is.

    26. Re:Supervise your own kid by cptdondo · · Score: 1

      You only get to do that if it's _your_ place. Or some place catering to kids, like an elementary school or a daycare. You don't get to child-proof the world (or the Internet), against the will of the adults who would like to live there. You certainly don't get to demand that others child-proof the world (or the Internet) for you.

      I'm not asking to "child proof the internet". I'm asking for a "safe search" on youtube. Did you even read what this is about?

      The same way I use OpenDNS to block certain things at home. There's no "child proofing the internet" involved here. Kids use Youtube a lot. How about providng a way to search so that "in general" inappropriate content doesn't come up? You don't have to use the search option. All I'm saying is that it would be nice to have.

    27. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have to say that those parents who supervise their child 100% of the time are definitely not the perfect ones. Also, that implies that they only have one child.

      dom

    28. Re:Supervise your own kid by FriendlyPrimate · · Score: 1

      You people disgust me. You go through the trouble of having a kid and yet you want to leave the responsibilty to big corporation. If you can't bother to spend time browsing the web with your kid, don't have one.

      Typical nonsensical rant from someone who doesn't have any kids. What kind of parent would *I* be if I supervised my child 100% of the time? That's called helicopter parenting, and it's NOT considered a good thing.

    29. Re:Supervise your own kid by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Comments like this always come from non-parents. True ignorance. You have no fucking idea how much harder life is when raising children. Perhaps the world should just stop reproducing so "we people" won't disgust you.

      Comments like you're always come from parents who fucked their lives up and have somehow convinced themselves that their mistake actually makes them saints and sages able to dispense advice to everyone else and trump those who did not fuck their lives up. I'm not a drug addict, but I can also comment fairly astutely on addiction and the wisdom of not putting yourself in a position to potentially become one.

      You are not some hero for breeding. Trust me, if you don't breed, the world will still go on. This isn't 1640, where having a healthy child that lives to the age of twelve is rare and you need to spread your seed far and wide just to hope for a chance of humanity's continuation. And my having the sense and wisdom not to have children doesn't make me selfish or unqualified to discuss parenting. (For one thing, I *HAVE* parents, just like everyone else has).

      Anyway, people like me know EXACTLY HOW FUCKING MUCH HARDER LIFE IS WHEN RAISING CHILDREN. That is why we don't do it. If you insist on doing it, then just fucking do it and shut the hell up. I didn't force you to squirt one out. I didn't even ask you to. If it's so difficult or you can't afford it, then don't do it. I've somehow managed to avoid breeding as has every single person I know who doesn't want kids.

      Now, that said, the idea that it's disgusting that someone wants a corporation to provide a service that helps them do that parenting is kind of absurd. Letting that company control the content your children receive entirely blindly, without having any personal insight into just what is being filtered is absurd, but as long as you know what is being filtered out or opted in and you agree with it, then what's the difference between having a service to do that or coding something to do it on your own? Or watching over your child's shoulder?

    30. Re:Supervise your own kid by Seumas · · Score: 2

      When you say "childless", I think you mean "child-free". Just because you want to spread the misery of parenting that you have gotten your shitty life stuck in doesn't mean that the rest of the world wants to and they aren't "less a child". They're FREE of children. Now, if only they could be free of YOUR shitty children that you foist upon society financially, socially, and every fucking time they act like wild dogs when the rest of us are trying to enjoy shopping, or dinner, or a movie.

      It's your choice to have a child, the same way it's everyone else's choice not to have one. Don't' whine and bitch to us about how hard the consequences of your choices are to pay for and then get offended at us and act like a child throwing a tantrum when we call you out on the fact that you're bitching about something you caused for yourself.

    31. Re:Supervise your own kid by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Oh - and I don't have a problem with children. I helped raise my siblings and I really dig Halloween, because there's something really great about seeing a little kid with his parents coming up to the door in their adorable little pumpkin costume for a couple pieces of candy, with a giant smile that most of us probably haven't had on our faces since *we* were in adorable little costumes in our first couple Halloweens.

      I just have a problem with shit-ass parents and the often shit-ass children that they produce. And I kind of feel bad for those shit-ass offspring of shit-ass parents.

    32. Re:Supervise your own kid by FriendlyPrimate · · Score: 1

      Agreed. These comments are funny. They obviously don't know what they're talking about or they would realize that it's impossible to watch your kids 100% of the time. Imagine if whenever you had to go to the bathroom, you had to rustle up all your kids and make sure they're in the bathroom with you so you could watch them while you're poop'n.

    33. Re:Supervise your own kid by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Of course they do because non-parents don't see why they should have any responsibility for the viewing habits or behaviour of people's children. If you want to reproduce then recognise that you, and you alone, are responsible for what they watch on TV and the internet, especially at the age of 6. We non-parents are fucking tired of parents expecting the world to give more of a shit about their offspring than anyone else, which includes shrieking brats on public transport and restaurants, gangs of teenagers making a nuisance of themselves and no parent in sight and all sorts of tax breaks that we non-parents have to pay for. So to be honest I couldn't give two shits about how hard a life you CHOSE is.

    34. Re:Supervise your own kid by Seumas · · Score: 2

      If you have kids, then you have a right to talk. Otherwise, take your attitude and STFU.

      Another selfish, self-involved, better-than-thou parent who thinks that the act of breeding (something that billions have done before and trillions of other species of done before) makes them wise sages above and beyond the rest of society. Sounds like a drug user who says "unless you've had a meth addiction, you aren't allowed to say that drugs are awful!".

      Guess what, chuckles. I subsidize your inability to jimmy-up when you knocked up that random chick that you then had to follow through having children with every time I pay a rather significant tax-bill, so I have every right to comment. So take your attitude and STFU.

    35. Re:Supervise your own kid by The+Yuckinator · · Score: 1

      Maybe you shouldn't have had children if you weren't prepared for a "harder life".

      Did you really think it was going to be EASY to have children?

    36. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Billy's parents let him browse the web unsupervised!!

      Look, supervision is fine, and I'm a big fan of it for my kids, and I don't shirk the responsibility, but the fact remains that you can't even tell if something may or may not be adult content until clicking on the link and viewing it, and by the point that you realize that the "Dolly Does Dallas" link isn't relevant to a school project on Texas, it might be too late. Yeah, okay, I'd figure that one out beforehand, but sheesh, you'd think that in the forum where goatse links have been posted numerous times people would understand this isn't really about censorship or lack of parental supervision, but about getting the information necessary TO supervise, without having to manually pre-screen everything yourself before you even sit down with the child. Telling a child "don't click on anything unless I tell you it is okay" isn't exactly a way to encourage curiosity and exploration of what's out there, whether good or bad, although I suppose that's the approach you have to take at the start.

      I'm not looking for a corporation-determined, perfectly-secured bubble, but if Google or someone else tags stuff "probably not suitable for children", it might actually be useful at times, like SafeSearch is. It's hilarious if you're looking for something with safesearch off that happens to clog the search results because the term overlaps with the more salacious stuff out there. SafeSearch can trim that stuff out. I know any such tagging would be open to abuse, and I know that some people would be so prudish that even this would be "porn", but nobody complains about other types of content tagging on the web if it helps people find what they are looking for and excludes stuff they don't. Most people would consider that a desirable outcome if we were talking about finding, say, computer-related search results versus non-computer-related search results. Why is this one such a problem?

      On the other hand, if people can't be bothered to set up different accounts/profiles for web browser configuration and SafeSearch, well, that's just silly. They're not even using the tools that *are* available.

    37. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing you aren't a parent then...

    38. Re:Supervise your own kid by drb226 · · Score: 1

      If you can't bother to spend time browsing the web with your kid, don't have one.

      Or a gentler solution: don't let them browse the web.

    39. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The jackass from TFS didn't say he wants to supervise his child 100% of the time. He said he wants SOMEONE ELSE TO.

      If you think it's bad to supervise your child 100% of the time, you of all people should be able to see why it's even worse to outsource it.

    40. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You disgust me if you really think he's going to be hovering over his kid's shoulder every time he/she wants to watch lego videos online. Creating a "kid-friendly" google is exactly something any good parent would be totally interested in.

      The whole "supervise your own kids" argument is getting so cliché on /. ...

    41. Re:Supervise your own kid by lushmore · · Score: 1

      You people disgust me. You go through the trouble of having a kid and yet you want to leave the responsibilty to big corporation. If you can't bother to spend time browsing the web with your kid, don't have one.

      You disgust me. You want to express your opinion to a lot of people at the same time, but you use a corporate web site to do it. If you can't bother to spend time talking to many people in person, keep your opinion to yourself.

    42. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some things can be kid safe, the open Internet isn't one of them.

      Seems like a (common) theory.
      Apart from the eyecancer I doubt that looking at goatse and tubgirl all day long will harm the children that much.

    43. Re:Supervise your own kid by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Spawning Induced Stupity SYndrome, the new STD.

    44. Re:Supervise your own kid by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      and telling the government to stay out of their lives.
      minds will be blown

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    45. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I had my vasectomy at 34 and haven't regretted it even once. Even with all of my friends having 1-2 children of their own. I get to visit and enjoy the little munchkins for a few hours and then head home to a peaceful evening.

      I chose not to have children. You chose to have children. We now both live with the consequences of our decisions. It's not my fault, nor anyone else's that you didn't think about this before making your decision. See, I took a long hard look at myself and decided that I would most probably resent my children for "taking my life away" (or whatever you want to call it) so I chose not to have them to avoid the very situation you've just described to us.

      For the record, having children isn't supposed to be "so you will have a family when you're old", you selfish cunt.

    46. Re:Supervise your own kid by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      I was going to write a long rant about how having kids doesn't give you any more authority on the subject than not having them, because I'm pretty sure you've seen bad parents on youtube vids too so you know that it doesn't give a magical god insight to the subject matter. however having been a kid does give that, having been a kid who grew up in the internet age does give that.

      anyhow, your kids are going to read this possibly one day they find out about your slashdot account so I think I'll explain what STFU means to them: SHUT THE FUCK UP. feel proud? you use that a lot on your kids?

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    47. Re:Supervise your own kid by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

      Having not spent most of my earnings on child-rearing, I will be able to afford to employ yours or someone else's kids to change my bags and wipe my backside in my old age.

      It works both ways I'm afraid.

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    48. Re:Supervise your own kid by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

      I know women do get bigger when they are pregnant - but even they need to understand that their size would need to increase many millions of times over before they generated enough gravitational pull such that the world did actually revolve around them.

      Stop with the "Lactating Mafia" nonsense - YOU decided to have kids, YOU deal with it and be thankful to those of us who don't have them that we're still prepared to subsidise their free schooling etc. through our taxes.

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    49. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife and I are blind, you insensitive clod!

    50. Re:Supervise your own kid by Maestro4k · · Score: 1

      If you have kids, then you have a right to talk. Otherwise, take your attitude and STFU.

      So tell me, what is it about parenthood that makes you suddenly decide that everyone without children's opinions are worthless? Seriously, this little attitude you copped is very, VERY common with parents demanding that anything and everything be censored to protect their kids without any concern (or respect) for adults who disagree with their opinion. And of course, as you said yourself, if those adults don't have kids then they have "no right to talk", their opinions, rights, etc. are all totally irrelevant because they haven't bothered to reproduce (yet).

      I tell you, frankly, is that's what parenthood does to you, then I don't freaking want to be a parent. I prefer keeping my sanity and my respect for others' opinions and rights. You, as a parent, have a right to your opinion. You have no right to demand things that will infringe on my rights in the name of protecting your kids. If you want them safe online it's YOUR responsibility.

      As for someone having an attitude, yeah, well, what I quoted up there shows you're the one copping an attitude. Having reproduced doesn't make you special.

    51. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you even have kids? I would like to be able to give my kids the space to learn how to freely use the web to do research and gain that independent skillet without me watching over to them. Did you learn how t read with you mommy standing over you or did you at some point take a book into your room by yourself. Same idea, jerk.

    52. Re:Supervise your own kid by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      on whose moral plane?

      My parents didn't know any better to filter the internet back in the 90's. they were pretty pissed to see me using BitchX, tho. I probably saw some dumb shit before I was old enough to see it. I'm not sure /some/ of it is appropriate at any age.

      Sure, I coulda come out a depraved pedophile lunatic, but I didn't. You know what I learned? People do some crazy shit. Comparatively, my life is quite normal, safe, upstanding, and happy. Better to see/read things for real than have some priest tell you, and then touch your pee-pee in the name of the Lord, anyway.

    53. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you! I'm a complete libertarian, so I'd never dream of telling my child what to do. If she wants to play with matches, that's up to her. Surf the internet for smurf porn, great! Why should I stand in the way? And I'll be sending her out to work just as soon as she can walk and talk - why should I subsidise her lifestyle?

    54. Re:Supervise your own kid by m50d · · Score: 1

      You are not some hero for breeding. Trust me, if you don't breed, the world will still go on. This isn't 1640, where having a healthy child that lives to the age of twelve is rare and you need to spread your seed far and wide just to hope for a chance of humanity's continuation.

      But population growth in the west is lower than it was then. Our generation's social security payouts are already looking dicey.

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    55. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, you don't have kids.

    56. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      js3 is obviously not a parent, and therefore his comment is not in the least bit insightful or relevant

    57. Re:Supervise your own kid by jonescb · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's fair to compare the Internet to putting a fence around a pool so they don't fall in and drown.
      Whats the worst that's going to happen on the Internet? They see naked people perform a natural process?

      The examples you gave were all life threatening (even the bit about liquor which can be dangerous to young children). The Internet isn't life threatening.

    58. Re:Supervise your own kid by crow_t_robot · · Score: 1

      So, to understand what you are saying, you watch TV, play with toys, go to the park and play on the internet all day and that is difficult? Man, you have a great life and are a giant pussy, you stupid, childful, ignorant fuck.

    59. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? Do you have children?. The last thing I want to do (or they want to have) is to be baby sat 24/7. The author asks a valid question, what about filtered results for children? No different than being able to turn on the Disney Channel for your kids and be assured the worst they'll be exposed to are a couple of brothers getting away with technically genius hijinks and their frustrated sister who always tries to rat them out to their mom.

      That's not to say you let it fly on auto pilot and disregard the content. Just that you can breathe a little easier.

    60. Re:Supervise your own kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone has to have the kids. It's not like the corporations can do it.

    61. Re:Supervise your own kid by Sardokaur · · Score: 1

      So you will volunteer to look trough hundreds of thousands videos to make sure they are appropriate for children? Youtube isn't a library where there are only a few thousand books to look trough.

    62. Re:Supervise your own kid by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      speaking as a parent, you anonymous coward, disgust me. Just because you can have children doesn't mean you should. Or are you advocating teenage pregnancy as well? Own up and take responsibility for your offspring.

    63. Re:Supervise your own kid by emj · · Score: 1

      If you haven't had responsibility for a kid you know nothing about it, it's like trying to get algorithms and data structures for a FS right by just going on experience with HTML. Parenting is very a completly different experience from having a childhood. I find it very hard to believe that you have any good advice to give about parenting nor on addiction.

      I'm glad google has a "safe search" option, sure there are very hard to solve problems that comes with using filters, but having an option to use a filter is never a bad idea, and might be a good business decision. Maybe we all can join a white list web of trust.

  10. Liability by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1

    What's the business model being proposed? I imagine such a filtered view of the Internet creates only liability when it fails, not any increase of profit when it succeeds.

    1. Re:Liability by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't know. A subscription portal with white-listed content could be quite a money maker.

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  11. Come on by debilo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Google kids? Why don't you have a seat over there.

  12. Whose kids? by mcphja2 · · Score: 0

    The problem is that everyone has differing ideas of what is appropriate for kids. If you block the "wrong" thing, you will have various groups up in arms. If you include those things, you will have other groups upset. It's a no win situation for someone like Google.

  13. It's already out there by IICV · · Score: 1

    Google Kids already exists - it's called "spending time with your kids on the computer". It works perfectly, they'll never see anything you don't want them to and as a bonus you'll develop that precious parent-child relationship.

    However, it sounds like what the author really wants is a product that would be named "Google Parent", where you plonk them down in front of a computer at age three and then fifteen years later an adult magically emerges. Sadly, that's still in beta.

    1. Re:It's already out there by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      It works perfectly, they'll never see anything you don't want them to

      If there was ever a sentence that deserved a surreptitious goatse link, it's that one.

      Although I suppose it does suggest an idea: a web browser that runs on two monitors, with a 5 second delay so that images brought up on the first monitor don't show up on the second monitor until they've been vetted on the first. (not that that sounds like "quality time with your kid" to me, but who am I to judge?)

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    2. Re:It's already out there by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. People who talk about how they can't be expected to have the time to watch over their child's shoulder 24x7 are being willfully naive.

      You don't have to watch over your child's shoulder 24x7. You just have to watch over their shoulder while they're using the internet, up until the age when they no longer need the babysitting. They likely could use your guidance until they're ten years old or so and it's reasonable to provide it up until then, in a very direct way. After that, it's very reasonable to let them go it on their own, coming to you as they feel appropriate. Just like the rest of us did when we grew up online, while our parents had no clue BBSes or anything even existed and were a part of our lives.

      If you are saying that your child has unlimited access to the internet 24x7 at their whim from the age of 0-10, then that is YOUR problem and YOUR fault. They should be allowed online when you decide they are allowed online and can provide them with the guidance they need during that time. And once they've reached the age you don't think that's necessary any longer, you can back the hell off and let them use it when they want and without you having to spend every minute looking over their shoulder.

      Seriously, parents keep having this willfully stupid attitude that you see in an infomercial. You know, the ones where they're selling a jar opener and to prove their point, they show some woman who fails to open a jar and has a look of intense consternation on her face as it falls out of her hands and smashes to the floor.

    3. Re:It's already out there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or failing that, a security system that uses a whitelist to browse the internet. But that means that the parent will have to *gasp* use effort and time to find out what website they want their kid going to. And actually put effort into getting/installing/setting up this program.

      Parents nowadays don't do things like 'try' or use 'effort'. It's just easiest to park them in front of a screen (TV, computer, or otherwise), and ignore them for several hours while doing their own thing. And then complain and raise hell when that system shows them something *gasp* naughty (a term in itself very vague and subjective).

      I apologize for generalizing, but the parents actually BEING parents aren't the ones complaining. Therefore, their voices are not heard. The only voices heard are the complainers... the parents not being parents, which causes changes in the system because of their complaining, that affects everyone, instead of just them.

  14. Why Doesn't 'Google Kids' Exist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because they're trying to turn the whole fucking net into a kid-friendly suburbia so parents don't have to do their jobs.

    And half the dimwits around this site would bring the government in to cure their own various network dysfunctions with spam or advertising or not being progressives or whatever.

    The whole thing is going down in flames. They will be licensing the servers and not soon after, they will be licensing the users.

  15. Parents should be parents, not companies. by Nidi62 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If he's not old enough to see a lot of the content on youtube, or elsewhere for that matter, then your son shouldn't be on the internet without your supervision anyway. Use the time as bonding time between you and your child. If you are too busy to sit with them while they are on the internet, then have them do something else (play with toys, etc) and only let them use a computer when you are around/have time to be with them. And, even if there were a "Google Kids", how would you keep the kid from accidentally getting out into the "real" internet? You would need a computer/account locked down tighter than an iPod. Moral of the story: the onus of raising your child is on you. Don't try to make Google/the internet/TV/the government raise them for you.

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  16. PR nightmare waiting to happen by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 1

    http://kids.us/ was a manual attempt in that direction. It seems mostly dormant.

    There are so many things which can go wrong with such a service, especially if you try to automate it: You might pick up something erroneously. Domain ownership or content changes suddenly. An inappropriate advertisement is included. Google would have to be right every time, or someone will spot the mistake and unleash the hellhounds. Parents are rather nervous about what their children might potentially see on the Internet, even if it is a restricted subset.

    I'm also sure that many parents think that Star Wars isn't suitable for six-year-olds.

  17. Bad analogy using libraries by fruitbane · · Score: 5, Insightful

    According to the ALA's Freedom to Read statement, librarians should not be censoring what children read, either. If a child you've dropped off at the library wants to wander into young adult or the regular adult stacks and start paging through books, the librarians should only be stepping in if the book is being mishandled. So while children's content is collected together in the children's area, the child is not prevented from accessing adult materials. You know, because the librarians aren't babysitters and are also not meant to be filters for your children the way you are, being their legal guardian and all.

    1. Re:Bad analogy using libraries by Ricarus · · Score: 1

      Also, most libraries don't have hardcore porn available, or at least not that I know of.

    2. Re:Bad analogy using libraries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most libraries have "romance novels", Lovecraft novels, and Steven King novels. They may not have *pictures* of hardcore porn, but I'm pretty sure if a picture can mind warp a child, then a long and thorough description of sex, torture, or horror could mind warp a child too. Of course, I'm imagine what mostly warps children is either (a) coming into contact with such material and having parents that either don't or won't discuss the material or parents who actually exemplify that material or (b) parents that directly warp their children. The key element is almost invariably parental involvement or the lack there of.

    3. Re:Bad analogy using libraries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You've never been into the art or self-help sections, have you? There's all sorts of sexual stuff in there, you just need to be clever enough to find it. (and, as a pre-teen, I certainly was)

    4. Re:Bad analogy using libraries by mitch_feaster · · Score: 2

      Yes, but at least you don't see "top 100 sex positions to blow your mind" books strewn about the children's aisles, which is analagous to the current situation on youtube and the primary concern of the op.

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    5. Re:Bad analogy using libraries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see your point. The original author wasn't asking for a filter; he was asking for a kid's section. Every public library I've ever been to had a section for children, with the sort of material children would be interested in. When I take my child to the library, I know that she isn't going to leave the children's section because she finds the non-children's section really boring. Not only can I be assured that she won't be flipping through pop-up books and accidentally find a goatse, I can also be assured that she wouldn't find that even in the adult section.

      In other words, the library offers two different services: Stocking only those materials that are acceptable to community standards, and grouping them into areas. If Google had a "kids section" on YouTube, where there were only links to other videos in the kids section, that would go a long ways to making it more like a library.

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    6. Re:Bad analogy using libraries by fruitbane · · Score: 1

      At most good libraries, the children's section is in its own area so that the kids don't bother the older patrons. At the same time, the exits are clearly marked and a librarian is not going to turn a 6-year-old around just because he or she wants to wander into the rest of the library. If this hypothetical YouTube Kids lacks any links to regular YouTube (short of hitting up the URL bar in your browser) then it is, in fact, not much like a good library at all.

    7. Re:Bad analogy using libraries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because libraries have shelves full of porn with flashing lights on it...

    8. Re:Bad analogy using libraries by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      Yes, but at least you don't see "top 100 sex positions to blow your mind" books strewn about the children's aisles, which is analagous to the current situation on youtube and the primary concern of the op.

      But in most libraries you will find a copy of "Lady Chatterley's Lover" which is a very sexually explicit book indeed. I remember reading it as a kid and it was certainly somewhat of an eye opener. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Chatterley's_Lover

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    9. Re:Bad analogy using libraries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it's still illegal to show pornographic content to underage teens and children is it not? I'm no expert on law, but I find it reasonable to believe that the librarian could be held responsible for allowing children to wander into a pornographic section.

    10. Re:Bad analogy using libraries by fruitbane · · Score: 1

      I don't know of any libraries which actually house pornography. I think what the library has that titillates falls under the heading of art and photography books, medical/anatomical references (hard to see how these might titillate), and written sex scenes in books, all items which I think the law would not recognize as pornography.

    11. Re:Bad analogy using libraries by EMeta · · Score: 1

      Well it's still illegal to show pornographic content to underage teens and children is it not? I'm no expert on law, but I find it reasonable to believe that the librarian could be held responsible for allowing children to wander into a pornographic section.

      The only legal directive librarians follow is CIPA: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children's_Internet_Protection_Act, which basically instructs them to give due diligence in filtering computers children have access to. That's it. They only need to follow that if they get certain money from the federal government. Librarians (outside of conceivable special programs) don't have any other requirements with regards to what kids do in libraries. As previous posters said, they're not babysitters. If a parent leaves a child anywhere in a library unsupervised, then that creates an unsupervised child in a library.

      Most children's librarians I know (which is a fair number) wouldn't have a problem actually helping kids find any material in the library they asked for, no matter the obscenity level. Some do, but none of the libraries I've lent from have even restricted R-rated movies from anyone who wanted them. It's ALA policy for no books to be restricted by age, and yes, many libraries carry some very racy stuff.

    12. Re:Bad analogy using libraries by mitch_feaster · · Score: 1

      Right, in the library, (hopefully) not in the children's section...

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    13. Re:Bad analogy using libraries by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      Right, in the library, (hopefully) not in the children's section...

      But the someone further up this thread was saying that if a child wanders out of the childrens section of the library then library staff are not supposed to say anything to them, that is why I mentioned it.

      The exact words they used in their post were:

      "According to the ALA's Freedom to Read statement, librarians should not be censoring what children read, either. If a child you've dropped off at the library wants to wander into young adult or the regular adult stacks and start paging through books, the librarians should only be stepping in if the book is being mishandled. "

      That is why they could just come across a book like the one I mentioned. Librarians should not be relied on to enforce parental values, I was actually encouraged to read Lady Chatterleys Lover as a child as I come from a fairly broad minded family . If you have a more traditional view of what children should be exposed to then you need to be the person enforcing it, not your local librarian.

      The same things goes for Google, their job is to make information easily accessible to everyone, not make moral judgements on what information should be hidden. YouTube is not the analogous to the childrens section, it is closer to the library as a whole. Maybe youtube should be cut up into different websites like poptube, craptube and kidtube, but this is exactly what would open google to a boat load of litigation from disgruntled parents when their moral compass diverges from the parent in question.

      Maybe you should have spent more time in a library yourself to brush up on your reading skills :)

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    14. Re:Bad analogy using libraries by mitch_feaster · · Score: 1

      I understand what you're saying, but (despite your snide confidence) I still think you're missing the point: there is no children's section! Wow, all this over the idea of providing a version of youtube targeted at children... I wonder if Sesame Street met such resistance on /. when it launched (how old is that show?)?

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    15. Re:Bad analogy using libraries by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      I understand what you're saying, but (despite your snide confidence) I still think you're missing the point: there is no children's section!

      Wow, all this over the idea of providing a version of youtube targeted at children... I wonder if Sesame Street met such resistance on /. when it launched (how old is that show?)?

      Sesame street did not ask the general public to send in their own clips.

      Youtube only exists because Google allow you to publish stuff without them going through a manual approval process. If Google did exercise editorial control in order to make sure a clip was safe for kids then they would also have to make sure that the person posting each clip was the legal copyright holder for all of the content on the clip (including soundtrack). This would turn youtube from a site that required very little human input on Google part, into a site that required a full time staff of thousands, most of them purely engaged in copyright verification. These thousands of staff would kill the ad supported model they use stone dead.

      The whole Web 2.0 thing is about user contribution, but there are many things that this is not applicable for and one of them is child safe websites. Any child safe area of youtube would have to be based around a completely different model that has never been one Google has aimed for.

      If you want a child safe version of Google or Youtube, then Yahoo would be the people to ask since they launched in the 90's around the idea that human beings exercised editorial control over results and content. Google have always been about NOT exercising any editorial control over search results or crap posted to youtube, so why would they do a 180 now and launch something that can only be done by human beings? There will NEVER be a Google Kids for this reason, it is simply not their business model for anything.

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  18. It is called Strict Search. by pro151 · · Score: 1

    That is all. That and as stated above, do not use the internet as a baby sitter.

  19. Google's not a charity, either. by FooAtWFU · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It surely would be a Nice Thing to make a playground on the Internet for kids, but why should Google bother to do it? Go make it yourself if it's such a good idea. "Oh, I don't have the resources to do that," you say. Well... there you go. Google isn't a charity.

    Now, YouTube Kids or something like that, maybe you can see something there. (Think, vetted content from the likes of Nickelodeon and PBS, actually rated as 'G' or 'E' or whatever by a real ratings agency.) It's probably easier to get profitable advertising in videos there as well; kids can't be the best at operating click-through ads.

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    1. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wouldn't be a charity. It would be an opportunity. Google gets money from their ads. Everyone knows you gotta hook em early ;D

    2. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Endo13 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is to even have a shot at making something like this work right now, you'd have to have actual humans vet and whitelist websites, videos and everything else on a one-by-one basis. And even then, everything would have to be re-reviewed every so often to make sure nothing new slipped through the cracks on "clean" website. There's no way ad revenue alone would cover an undertaking like that. Whatever it ended up being would have to be subscription-based, which in the end isn't really all that different from current web filtering options available.

      A child-safe corner of the internet sounds lovely, but until it's possible to fully automate the process and be 100% sure nothing "unsafe" slips through, it's probably not going to happen on any grand scale.

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    3. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Yes because kids have so much disposable income.

    4. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is that all the stuff on Nick isn't age-appropriate for all kids. Some is geared toward tweens and the material would seem raunchy for a 6 year old. It's actually very difficult to decide "age appropriate" for kids, it's practically in 2 or 3 year increments. I don't think viewing stuff that's for older kids is going to warp them (my younger daughter's favorite video at age 4 was "The Nightmare Before Christmas"), but it's the parents that you have to worry about getting upset.

    5. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by strength_of_10_men · · Score: 2

      Right, that's why there's never toy or cereal commercials during Saturday morning cartoons.

    6. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1

      Yes because kids have so much disposable income.

      Be sure to inform Saturday Morning cartoons of this.

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    7. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      They are customers by proxy. They tell their parents what to buy.

    8. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      The idea behind advertising at kids is to get them to go to their parents and say "Mommy! I want the new Barbie fairy doll with her own movie!" or "Dad! Will you get me the Nerf gun for my birthday?" or "Ooooh, can we get the new Star Wars toys at McDonald's with our happy meal?" It's an appeal to make them desire some mass-market item. That works well when you've got a captive audience paying attention and audio/video to play at them - not so much with please-click-through-and-buy-from-the-website ads (to say nothing of credit card availability or the COPPA implications of collecting names and mailing addresses from a minor).

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    9. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Children are generally more impressionable, less critical, and more affected by peer pressure than adults.
      They may not have much spending power, but if you can hook them early, you can get a customer for your shitty product for life. Luckily, companies mostly think too short-term to use this brainwashing potential for anything more devious than selling crappy toys.

      Honestly, I don't know why anyone would want to let their child in on an ad-supported site targeted towards kids. Even if the content was good, the advertisements are bound to be just as sleazy as regular ads, employing every trick they can think of to somehow make money off of gullible children.
      Look at the Smurfberry fiasco, where some company made loads of cash on children that didn't realise their in-game purchases were real-world micropayments charged to their parent's credit card.

      If you entrust your child to someone, you don't want them to be accountable to their advertisers, you want them to be accountable to you.

    10. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by tastiles · · Score: 1

      kids can't be the best at operating click-through ads.

      Actually by age three my son was clicking through the ads on nickjr.com and my three year old daughter is now doing the same. They both just "look for the arrow to skip this commercial"

    11. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Idarubicin · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Bear in mind that relying on the "real ratings agenc[ies]" simply means substituting (and abdicating) one's parental responsibilities for one particular and frankly peculiar brand of moral hygeine.

      In the United States, The King's Speech drew an R rating from the MPAA. (Apparently, they objected to the use of profanity - including the dreaded 'fuck' - even in the context of speech therapy.) No youth under the age of 17 is allowed to see the film in theaters without an accompanying adult parent or guardian. The same goes for Billy Elliot and Erin Brockovich.

      The Lord of the Rings films, meanwhile, get a PG-13, despite impalements, beheadings, and the deaths of thousands. Casino Royale gets a PG-13, even with all its James Bond violence, and the sadistic clubbing of the protagonist's testicles while he's tied to a chair.

      All moral issues must be absolutely black and white--any adult who lets a teenager have a glass of wine must be a drug-addled older sibling living a life of failure, a corrupt businessman (Mafia or inside trader about to be brought down), or a pedophile. Any reference to sexuality will be harshly punished, and the children absolutely must be protected from anything but stereotypical portrayals of asexual homosexuality. (Homosexual males are child-safe only if they are portrayed shopping, prancing, lisping, and looking fabulous--surrounded only by women.)

      That's no world in which to raise a child.

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    12. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is to even have a shot at making something like this work right now, you'd have to have actual humans vet and whitelist websites, videos and everything else on a one-by-one basis.

      Not only that, but you will immediately have problems with cross culture compatibility... I'm pretty sure you would not get objections from the Amish, but pretty much every other group will want things skewed to {support / justify / defend} the basic cultural prejudice required by said groups.

      You need a license to drive a car but any moron can raise a Dahmer or even a Hitler in their own home.

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    13. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      This. Oh, so much, this. There's the people who say, "We need this. X should do it," and there's the people who say, "We need this. I'm going to see how I can do it (and maybe make a profit at it)"

    14. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not? the net is in google the same crap all over anyway.
      I would say tagging a database like Stumbleupon with an "target audience" validator. Get your kids inthere, let them have fun with it.

    15. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by LrdDimwit · · Score: 1

      You need a license to drive a car but any moron can raise a Dahmer or even a Hitler in their own home.

      Well, yes. Consider the alternatives. Do you really think it would be a good idea to live in a world where the government gets to decide who is / is not allowed to have kids? It's a terrifying thought.

      Remember the shenanigans that got pulled in Ohio by the state government to try to rig the election? (Deliberately understaffing and undersupplying voting precincts in Democratic areas was the least of it.) Now imagine that some partisan asshole is in charge of the Department of Reproductive Licensing. Since most kids tend to follow political leanings of their parents, you can rig elections basically through eugenics.

      Licensing requirements for having children will never fly, at least not in the USA. They're almost guaranteed to be unconstitutional.

    16. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Yes because kids have so much disposable income.

      He swings... and it's a miss!

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    17. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Do you really think it would be a good idea to live in a world where the government gets to decide who is / is not allowed to have kids?

      That rather depends. If the government (or rather, the rest of us) is paying for them then there might be a case.

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    18. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      The US public is much more comfortable with depictions of violence than sex. That's just the way it is. And saying "fuck" twice gets you an R rating - it's the way it works. I can see why you dislike that.

      However, it is hardly an abdication of parental responsibilities to have rating agencies at all; nobody can possibly prescreen everything before showing it to their kids.

    19. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Luckily, companies mostly think too short-term to use this brainwashing potential for anything more devious than selling crappy toys.

      Religions, on the other hand, tend to be a bit more strategic.

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    20. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      A miss? I think the bat broke and one half smacked him round the ear and the other hit him in the nuts.

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    21. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Nikker · · Score: 1

      Look at McDonalds, they make most of their profit off of the Happy Meal. Set up something that parents have to pay for, tv shows, interactive content, etc and charge monthly.

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    22. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      I was not talking about who can have kids, I was talking about our lack of concern about how they are raised. Often times the people who raise children (that is, imprinting basic beliefs and social norms) are under educated, under experienced, and even financially incapable of doing the job. We incentivize this via social programs that virtually guarantee the process will repeat itself. People are having kids and being paid by the state to raise them in a setting that will often perpetuate the cycle... that's just stupid. So, if you are going to have a kid, and you need state help to raise it, you take classes and pass exams to show you have enough on the ball mentally to do the job. If not, no state aid, and at some point you will probably lose the right to raise the kid via either it's actions or yours. You could never weed out the psycho's that want to raise kids with a particular ideology, they aren't going to be asking for help anyway. But you might be able to ameliorate a lot of issues with simple training and testing.

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    23. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That rather depends. If the government (or rather, the rest of us) is paying for them then there might be a case.

      Thanks Rush.

    24. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by RatPh!nk · · Score: 1

      It surely would be a Nice Thing to make a playground on the Internet for kids, but why should Google bother to do it? Go make it yourself if it's such a good idea. "Oh, I don't have the resources to do that," you say. Well... there you go. Google isn't a charity.

      Why does google want to do it for adults? Ads, marketing and sales. The browsing habits of a kid are just as valuable as that of an adult. The ethics of it are something else altogether.

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    25. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Nikker · · Score: 1

      Instead of working from the bottom up you can work from the top down. Trying to set up a filter or algorithm to turn all the garbage on the internet into kid safe material would be a god-like feat but working with organizations already devoted to promoting education and child welfare would be an excellent start. By charging parents for access you could then pass off monetary reward to those who contribute. Make anyone who contributes liable for their content and advertise the boundaries to the parents. If it gets popular enough you could even have parents pay for content tailored to their own cultures and support the content through out their community.

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    26. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It surely would be a Nice Thing to make a playground on the Internet for kids, but why should Google bother to do it? Go make it yourself if it's such a good idea. "Oh, I don't have the resources to do that," you say. Well... there you go. Google isn't a charity.

      Let's see whether your statement makes sense in a different context:

      It sure would be a nice thing to make a search engine sensitive to the needs of movie watchers, but why should Google bother making a http://www.google.com/movies ? Oh, but they made it. Because it's a minimal initial investment to set up a couple filters and it does not have to be perfect. It merely has to be better then the competition. Or, heck, it merely has to be perceived better than the competition. And, hey, it's free, right?

      As it turns out, a "google kids" already exists. It's called "Safe Search". I have it on all the time on all my computers. I am not under the impression that I'm missing anything worthwhile. No, it isn't perfect either. It doesn't have to be. Nothing I do as a parent can possibly be perfect. No matter what supervision I give my son, he's going to have access to computers at places and times where I'm not around (library, school, etc).

      I'd rather he grows up knowing that there's stuff out there that one wants to keep one's hands off of (if only because it can be downright dangerous) than grow up in an entirely over-sanitized world only to go flying off the handle if he ever gets to see a naked boob somewhere.

      Because I want him to grow up human.

    27. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 1

      Yes because kids have so much disposable income.

      Be sure to inform Saturday Morning cartoons of this.

      We would if they still existed.

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    28. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they put ads in it I and many other parents would not use it.

    29. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      That's a different paradigm. Kids watch tv, see an ad, whine incessantly until weak-minded parent caves. Google knows better than to waste resources trying to advertise to kids who, a) have no money, and b) won't be clicking on a bunch of Google ads that pop up on their favorite web pages.

    30. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      That would work if Google sold ads that bombarded your senses, but they don't. A child wouldn't even notice a Google ad to click on it in the first place.

    31. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Disney's G rated films regularly out perform the bulk of PG and R rated movies in terms of $$.

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    32. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather he grows up knowing that there's stuff out there that one wants to keep one's hands off of (if only because it can be downright dangerous) than grow up in an entirely over-sanitized world only to go flying off the handle if he ever gets to see a naked boob somewhere.

      Because I want him to grow up human.

      My 13-year-old stepson recently discovered boobs.com. He was amazed, and came running to show me. It has occurred to me on more than one occasion to just show him Goatse or Mr. Hands to scare him off the 'net for a few more years until he's more jaded. I'd be happier if he could learn about pornography the old-fashioned way (by stealing Playboys from the bookstore), instead of the tsunami of depravity that is the internet.

    33. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Bear in mind that relying on the "real ratings agenc[ies]" simply means substituting (and abdicating) one's parental responsibilities for one particular and frankly peculiar brand of moral hygeine.

      They are better than the absence. The Internet is much like having a video store that, rather than no porn, or having it in the back, instead puts in on the shelves with all the other things in alphabetical order so Dumbo and Debbie Does Dallas are next to each other. Ratings and segregation aren't the best, but they are better than the alternative and even with "good parenting" children will stumble across that which you would wish they wouldn't (whether online or from some kid at school or such).

    34. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Speaking of a swing and a miss, both of you just stood there and struck out looking. Google doesn't advertise to kids because "kid tells parents to buy him cool thing he saw on cartoon ads" doesn't work on non-descript blue hyperlinks from Google.

    35. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Roduku · · Score: 1

      You do realize Google owns YouTube, right?

    36. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      why should Google bother to do it

      Because there's gobs of cash to be made serving up ad content to the parents of the children watching the 'safe' channel. Parents with kids buy everything from minivans to cheerios to soccer balls.

    37. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by strength_of_10_men · · Score: 1

      Google knows better than to waste resources trying to advertise to kids who, a) have no money, and b) won't be clicking on a bunch of Google ads that pop up on their favorite web pages.

      Really?

      According to the report, younger kids averaged a click rate of 0.87 per cent in June. That compared with an average click rate for the overall Internet audience of 0.45 per cent, based on Nielsen/Net Ratings data.

    38. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I meant as opposed to passively watching Saturday morning cartoons, where they are bombarded by ads.

    39. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by jbolden · · Score: 1

      In real life the rating agencies are pretty damn helpful. You aren't thinking like a parent...

      a) A's 8 year old kid wants to see a zombie movie. Exclude the R's. See if there are any PG that are not PG-13. Probably pretty safe.
      b) B's 11 year old wants to watch a romantic comedy. Not sure how sexy is it. Did it get a PG, a PG-13, R or NC17?
      c) C's 14 year old wants to watch a war movie. Mostly they are OK but I've heard a few are rough oh and they have an NC17.

      The system doesn't have to be perfect, pretty good is very helpful.

    40. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      I thought the happy meal was a loss-leader to get the kids hooked.

    41. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Google isn't a charity.

      No it isn't but it also can't be that hard to monetize something like this.

    42. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That really ought to be

      "The shrillest minority of Americans are..."

    43. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1
      The idea of enlisting child welfare organisations it good but people complain about the strangest things. For exampe, when I was about 10 (circa 1970) my favorite book was A Wrinkle in Time, a science fantasy that managed to make maths interesting and relevant. Recently I found it at #32 on a list of most frequently banned books (which I can't find right now). Why did people want it banned? - Because the fictional beings that imparted scientific and mathematical knowledge called themselves witches.

      Make anyone who contributes liable for their content

      Liable to whom, and by what subjective standard? - The parents who tried to ban my favorite childhood book? The Jesus camp parents who firmly believe Harry potter is not a work of fiction but rather a work of Satan?

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    44. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Coming from a country that had a history where the government did actually try to promote the propagation of the "right kind" of people and keep the "unworthy" from breeding, I can only say: No thanks.

      And hi Godwin.

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    45. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Kids won't click flashy ads where their favorite cartoon character promises them a game with them? You can't see that happening?

      And kids having no money is a fallacy. First of all, they do have quite a bit of spending money and they're usually not too concerned with its value. As long as the crap you try to sell is within the purchasing power of the low two digits, you can probably sell to kids. And second, for many other things kids are not the ones making the purchase but often the ones making the decision. When there are three different products to choose from, they're all fairly identical and you, as an adult, have no preference in either (as it often is, from breakfast cereals to napkins to toilet paper or snacks), and then your child butts in and waaaaaaaants a certain one, which one do you buy?

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    46. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Good parenting at work there.

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    47. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In real life the rating agencies are pretty damn helpful. You aren't thinking like a parent...

      I suppose I'm not, if I'm a parent that believes naughty words are less obscene (and less harmful) than the graphic fetishization of violence and torture. Or perhaps I'm a parent that believes it's important to teach children than homosexuality (or even the idea that gay people are normal people like everyone else) is scary and obscene. You think that kids don't clue in to what is forbidden nearly as quickly as they see what is allowed?

      The ratings systems are fine for me as a parent if I respond to exactly the same (far right-wing, hyper-Christian) morality cues as the MPAA. Otherwise, I'm teaching my children to be numb to violence, to feel dirty about healthy sexuality, to be titillated by the forbidden four-letter words, and to be fearful of homosexuals.

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    48. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I don't think you paid attention to my post. You don't have to agree with the MPAA, you just need to understand the system with respect to what you are trying to control for. For example it sounds like you are looking to control for violence. So you avoid strong rating for violence while being OK with strong rating for sex. As an aside, the MPAA is rather mainstream. I know people from the far Christian right and they would have serious objections to other things the MPAA isn't worried about.

    49. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's Google Dogs and Google Senators? Must safely entertain and inform them.

    50. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      In the United States, The King's Speech drew an R rating from the MPAA. (Apparently, they objected to the use of profanity - including the dreaded 'fuck' - even in the context of speech therapy.) No youth under the age of 17 is allowed to see the film in theaters without an accompanying adult parent or guardian. The same goes for Billy Elliot and Erin Brockovich.

      The Lord of the Rings films, meanwhile, get a PG-13, despite impalements, beheadings, and the deaths of thousands. Casino Royale gets a PG-13, even with all its James Bond violence, and the sadistic clubbing of the protagonist's testicles while he's tied to a chair.

      If you haven't seen "This film is not yet rated", you should. It's a documentary about the film rating system. It reveals the ratings system to be arbitrary, consisting of no set standards, and controlled by a small number of people.

    51. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      So the MPAA gives exactly two fucks when it comes to swearing...

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    52. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Funnily, the movie that made me realize that one "fuck" means PG-13 and two means "R" was Spaceballs (PG-13).

    53. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Children are generally more impressionable, less critical, and more affected by peer pressure than adults.

      Oh, you must mean non-religious adults.

    54. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not even that good of an idea, in my view.

      Some may not like to hear this, but children are already being filtered away from understanding important things -- mostly the workings of influences and power structures, like sex. The birds and the bees talk isn't enough -- you need some semblance of evolutionary psychology to accompany it. Only then, by understanding one's own biases, is one freed from learning lessons about masculinity/femininity and marriages the long and hard way -- and one's model will even get better calibrated for the realities of our age. The way it is now is that it's considered "intimate" and sacrosanct to such a sanctimoniously prudish way that things like porn fill the gap in. Well, at least they can learn by watching it closely that females do in general like to be led into situations.

      Tell the 11-year-old geek that lowering his gaze is what hurts him; that the model for gaining that primate respect is that tribal leader from 100,000 BC, and he can navigate that monkey sphere more successfully (which even translates into things like office dynamics.) I suppose I've gone past the scope of censoring one video site at this point, but it has always seemed to me that facing things that are true with truth is better than cowering behind dogmas.

    55. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by thej1nx · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understood.

      But who gets to decide the standards of how the kids should be raised? What will these "standards" be? And what will you do, if some parents "lose the right to raise the kid"? Who raises the kid then? How (and why) do you decide that the other person raising the kid will be doing a better job at it? And if you take the kid away, how is that much different from not allowing the same parents to have the kid in the first place?

      There are instances where you have no choice, i.e. in case of serious child abuse etc. where the child is in clear and present danger, where you DO have to take the child away. It is a clear-cut case. No arguments there. Even his/her being in a decently-run orphanage might be better for them than his/her being raped or being beaten to an inch of their life on a daily basis. Better still if another family.

      But let us say that I am the person in charge of deciding whether you get to keep kids. So let us say that I personally don't like working moms. I subscribe to some sexist belief that "a woman's place is in the kitchen" and say that you are not giving enough time to the kid. Or that I don't care what your financial status is, and I want you to have a "separate room for the kid" and I think what you are providing to the kid is not expensive enough and therefore below what I think "the standard" should be. Or I decide that you raising your kid as a hindu or a muslim is a wrong "ideology" since he would be better off as a christian in America. How do you ensure that you always have the perfect person who is making such judgments?

      Take a look at yourself. You believe that poor people should not be allowed to keep kids. I wonder what you are planning to do about the kids born to tribals in Africa. Or third world countries. Okay, so your concern is probably only about AMERICAN kids. Fine, so let us talk about poor people in USA then. Poor by whose standard then? Unable to feed the kid? Or unable to have a 15 feet kid swimming pool in the backyard? If former, isn't that what the state aid is for? to ensure that poor people should be able to feed the kid? But you want to stop that aid and forcefully take the kid away, because the parents were not rich enough to get good education for themselves and because they are now financially incapable to raise the kid since you stopped the aid. Does that make sense?

      Or is it just that you want to pay less tax and so you would rather come up with ways to ensure that you can stop such expenses just because you are not benefiting directly? Is it that you don't care who brings up the kid as long as you get to keep some of that tax money?

      What you also fail to understand is that we already have a system that is supposed to provide counter-training and testing for kids(to ensure that they are taught to think rationally, as opposed to being exposed to only what their parents believe). Yep kids, as opposed to their parents. It is called a school/college. And all you need are laws that ensure that kids are sent to them.

    56. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Rebelgecko · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, Spaceballs was actually PG

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    57. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by eharvill · · Score: 1

      Why does google want to do it for adults? Ads, marketing and sales. The browsing habits of a kid are just as valuable as that of an adult. The ethics of it are something else altogether.

      That's quite a scary thought actually. Google will potentially know the browsing habits of my kid starting around age 6 (or so) throughout the rest of his life. I wonder how valuable that type of data could be to Google? Could be a pretty interesting history lesson in 50 years to track someone's browsing history and how it relates to events in their real life. Eek.

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    58. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You seem to be confusing "breeding" with "breeding at somebody else's expense".

      If the people there have comprehension skills like yours it's a pity they didn't do a more thorough job.

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    59. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      They went downhill after "Power Windows", eh?

      Now go drink some Brawndo and come up with some more ad hominems, why don't you?

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    60. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple, and the only practical solution is, pull the internet plug.

    61. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      A's 8 year old kid wants to see a zombie movie.

      Then A should tell the brat to fuck off until they're older. If a zombie movie isn't rated 18+ (or whatever you have in the US) it's not a zombie movie.

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    62. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I thought the happy meal was a loss-leader to get the kids hooked.

      I'll just go and look it up in their Annual Report to check.
      "Blah blah.organic milk..blah blah healthy salads blah blah sponsoring kids sport..."
      No, they seem to have missed out the happy meal info.

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    63. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Mmhmm... and who gets to decide this? What kind of job do you have to have to be allowed to propagate?

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    64. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      Not only are they not a charity, they make their money by advertising.

      Do you really want to have Google collecting information and targeting advertisement toward kids? Does that not seem a little distasteful?

    65. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About a decade ago the Federal Government tried this, and the company I worked for, a specialized search company, was going to help. It created a huge uproar for many reasons, but one this to those of us trying to implement "the dream" quickly realized, its hard. It sounds easy in concept, but when you start to think of all the potential "leaks" and the costs for failing to contain said links, it gets ugly fast.

      I do recall lots of 3rd party software that was doing similar work (I even recall a movie where the female lead was working at one such place, vetting content), I have to imagine such software is still around, or is it just that you are looking for someone to give it to you for free?

    66. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by jbolden · · Score: 1

      There are zombies in Wizards of Waverly Place. So again, you ain't thinking like a parent.

    67. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by chihowa · · Score: 1

      If they put ads in it I and many other parents would not use it.

      You know they will, though. No advertising is as lucrative as advertising to impressionable young minds. A team of trained professionals designing AV material that's sole purpose is the manipulation of children's thoughts and behavior for their own profit = A-OK!

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    68. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This what? Speak in complete sentences.

    69. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Ratings and segregation aren't the best, but they are better than the alternative and even with "good parenting" children will stumble across that which you would wish they wouldn't (whether online or from some kid at school or such).

      And that's a good thing for both the kids and the rest of us who have to deal with them once they're grown up.

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    70. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      despite impalements, beheadings, and the deaths of thousands.

      Oh please. Let's keep in mind that the depiction of these sorts of things IN LOTR is pretty tame. Like there were beheadings in Beetle Juice, and didn't give me nightmares. There were impalements in Monty Python's quest for the Holy Grail, and didn't give me nightmares. The "deaths of thousands" parts were also pretty oblique, in that it was usually stuff like avalanches and Sauron making gestures with a scepter that swept people away like a gust of wind or a tidal wave.

      Maybe the Boromir death scene is a little trying, but still, there was an emotional quality to it that might make kids cry. Like Bambi's mom getting shot. Not disturbing gore.

      The things that warp little kids minds are scenes like the Chest Burster scene in the dank pits of the Atmosphere Reactor, where that woman was pleading in agony to be killed, while she's covered in slime, and then gets ripped open by a squealing monster and then gets burned to death.

      See the difference between?

    71. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, you need to chill. Ratings do help parents. There would be issues with it no matter who made the rules.

    72. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by hyp3rhippo · · Score: 2

      @"The US public is much more comfortable with depictions of violence than sex." Perhaps the reason for that is the US origin as a mostly Christian country. Sex is a much bigger taboo in the bible then violence (of which there is plenty)

    73. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but you will immediately have problems with cross culture compatibility... I'm pretty sure you would not get objections from the Amish, but pretty much every other group will want things skewed to {support / justify / defend} the basic cultural prejudice required by said groups.

      There will always be groups that will want to impose their "kids" rules on the content. You will have to deal with flat-earthers, scientoligists, racists, and people who don't believe in either the great turtle, nor the four elephants.

      Oh well, back to my breakfast of BCBs.

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    74. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2

      There are blood sucking vampires on Sesame Street, so what's wrong a zombie or two?

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    75. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      You know, you could bypass all of the kid-safe problems by just making an all-porn search site. Then you'll just need to protect your users from kitten and puppy videos.

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    76. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Sex is not particularly taboo in the Bible, either, though there are more uses of euphemism. At least in the Old Testament. I don't know the New Testament much at all, and I wouldn't trust anything but the original language anyway.

    77. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      You have something against beastiality?

    78. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Nothing. Just want to make sure its a G rated rated zombie if it is going to be shown to a sesame street aged child. And that's precisely the point.

    79. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So you are asserting that a teen experimenting with cocaine is a good thing?

    80. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2

      Bee - are - aye - eye - en - ess! That spells brains!

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    81. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Eivind · · Score: 1

      But is that required ?

      What are the real odds that applying your best guess as to the aproximate content of (for example) a movie or a video-game are horribly far off ?

      Furthermore, what are the real consequences likely to be of an occasional slip-up ? (let's say your 12 year old kid ends up seeing a few movies that you'd have only allowed from 15 if you knew the content well)

      I'd say, most movies and games, your best guess would be reasonable just from looking the cover over, for those where you're in doubt, 30 seconds with imdb or gamefaqs will tell you a lot more about the content than the ratings ever would.

      And the occasional miss, isn't going to matter.

      People should be less panicky, and more involved. It's not that hard. Having an idea about the content in the movies games and other stuff your kids consume does NOT require you to see the entire movie or play the entire game yourself first. Instead, it requires on the order of a minute or two of research for those cases where you're in doubt. (and you'll -not- be in doubt about the huge majority of cases)

    82. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by coolmadsi · · Score: 1

      However, it is hardly an abdication of parental responsibilities to have rating agencies at all; nobody can possibly prescreen everything before showing it to their kids.

      As advanced as technology is nowadays, you'd think that there'd be a huge database of potentially questionable content in a film for review and filtering. So a parent can search for a title, see how many swear words there are, how many explosions, etc, and then make a decision based on that information. It's the kind of thing you could set up a predefined personal filter for (2 swear words max, no sex scenes, blood ok for example)

    83. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      So you are asserting that a teen experimenting with cocaine is a good thing?

      I'm asserting that teens learning about cocaine would be a good thing, because that would make stupid strawmen like yours less likely to be used in these conversations.

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    84. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you just invented the ratings agency.

    85. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Well, apparently they aren't, because I just did. Apparently your response is "I can't answer that, so I'll just lodge an ad hominem and pretend you didn't prove me wrong."

    86. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by demonlapin · · Score: 1
      Idarubicin contended that

      relying on the "real ratings agenc[ies]" simply means substituting (and abdicating) one's parental responsibilities for one particular and frankly peculiar brand of moral hygeine.

      That's what I was responding to.

    87. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by deek · · Score: 1

      To be fair, if I had a child, I'd be more worried about them learning swear words. I don't see exposing them to obviously fictional death in the thousands as having much influence on their daily lives. Learning a few bad words, though, would be a great way to get a reaction from their parents.

    88. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by DaVince21 · · Score: 1

      Rated G and E for GooglE, am I right?

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    89. Re:Google's not a charity, either. by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      To be fair, if I had a child, I'd be more worried about them learning swear words. I don't see exposing them to obviously fictional death in the thousands as having much influence on their daily lives. Learning a few bad words, though, would be a great way to get a reaction from their parents.

      You might want to look at those ratings again. Can you find any thirteen-year-old in America who hasn't already been exposed to the word "fuck"? Really? I can see why you wouldn't hand a G rating to The King's Speech, but insisting that teenagers need to be protected from profanity (in the context of a two-minute scene during a speech therapy session) until they're seventeen on the grounds that they might "[learn] a few bad words" isn't a credible position.

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  20. Because Google isn't your babysitter. by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

    It isn't up to google to babysit your kids.

  21. Here's a suggestion by fyrewulff · · Score: 2

    Crank up SafeSearch, then use OpenDNS for further filtering, and then actually supervise your kid while they use the internet and inform them of why certain things are bad/scary instead of leaving them alone to deal with it.

    Don't wish for a bubble and then wonder why after leaving the bubble they just click on everything.

    Plus, you're just going to have the usual issue that one community / city / state's idea of what is acceptable for kids and what is not is going to be drastically different than another community / city / state.

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    1. Re:Here's a suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget to use WoT!

  22. Not going to happen by Desert+Raven · · Score: 1

    Two problems with that:

    #1 Age appropriate is pretty much impossible to automate. Every entry would have to be human-reviewed, and that's expensive.

    #2 What you consider age-appropriate, someone else may note, and vice-versa. It's not objective, it's subjective.

    1. Re:Not going to happen by Arlet · · Score: 1

      #1 Age appropriate is pretty much impossible to automate. Every entry would have to be human-reviewed, and that's expensive.

      No kidding. Poor filtering algorithms lead to stuff like this:

      Daddy, why does it say "cu***mber" here, instead of "cucumber" ?

      Try explaining that...

    2. Re:Not going to happen by Seumas · · Score: 1

      If I had children, I wouldn't care if they wanted to look into things like various forms of government and religion and atheism and rational thinking and the human body and video games. I *would* care if they were force-fed "child appropriate" things like a KRAFT FOODS website that peddles their product to the child by means of a goofy flash game or if they were stuffed with idiotic religious ignorance and inspired hatred of their fellow man.

      However, other people would be sickened by the idea that their child could find out what marxism is, what atheism is, what a breast is, or how to think for themselves while finding a blog espousing hatred of people for sexual preference or skin color entirely age-appropriate.

    3. Re:Not going to happen by Holi · · Score: 1

      wouldn't that be cu***ber?

      Sorry I just had to. ;)

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    4. Re:Not going to happen by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Daddy, why does it say "cu***mber" here, instead of "cucumber" ?
      Try explaining that...

      How about, "even Congressmen like to twitter"?

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    5. Re:Not going to happen by Shoe+Puppet · · Score: 1

      #1 Age appropriate is pretty much impossible to automate. Every entry would have to be human-reviewed, and that's expensive.

      No kidding. Poor filtering algorithms lead to stuff like this:

      Daddy, why does it say "cu***mber" here, instead of "cucumber" ?

      Try explaining that...

      typo, obviously.

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    6. Re:Not going to happen by Alwayswright · · Score: 1

      Challenge Accepted! A wizard did it.

  23. Why help Pedo's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IMHO it would become a one stop shop for pedo's , and that would be BAD, M'kay. Nuff said.

  24. Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You wouldn't let your 6 year old wander the street, why let them wander the internet?

    1. Re:Easy by Seumas · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't let your 6 year old wander the street, why let them wander the internet?

      If you read the news more often, you would know that the first half of that sentence occurs fairly often, which entirely informs the second half of your comment.

  25. Interesting by cshark · · Score: 1

    Not the first time this has been proposed. I know things like this have been talked about in Google, and proposed by bloggers before.

    The first time I saw this proposed was here at Slashdot, circa 1999/2000. A Cnet article that proposed exactly the same thing, I believe.
    I would be hard pressed to produce the article. The search function here has improved, but it's still not especially grand for finding anything old and useful.

    Anyway, my guess as why it hasn't happened would be that Google is ad supported and it's difficult to get children to buy things on their own.

    I don't actually know. Please feel free to call me an idiot, but aren't there already sites that do this outside the scope and depth of Google?

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  26. Responsibility by inkrypted · · Score: 1

    Because it's not Google's job. In case you didn't know Youtube and Daily Motion both have family filters, perhaps you should look into using them. I believe it is the parents job to monitor what their kids are exposed to.

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  27. Do you have kids? by fantomas · · Score: 0

    Just wondering if you have kids.....

    1. Re:Do you have kids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course he doesnt have kids, he's dispensing paragraphs worth of 'advice' that ultimately boils down to "just be parents, by being with your kids at all times" (thanks buddy, your keen insights are appreciated)

    2. Re:Do you have kids? by Seumas · · Score: 2

      Performing the same biological function as billions of humans before you doesn't give you any particular insight. I'm tired of this "I'm a saint and I'm a genius, because I squirted a kid out of my crotch" bullshit.

    3. Re:Do you have kids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Performing any task does give you insight into that task, though; his point, that people who aren't parents may be missing the necessary experience to give reliable advice on the topic, seems quite reasonable to me.

    4. Re:Do you have kids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wondering if this is the start of the infamous "you don't have kids so are not entitled to an opinion on the subject" argument.

    5. Re:Do you have kids? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      That's true, but "never let your child use the Internet, at all, without you sitting right there" is a wildly impractical idea.

  28. Parent outrage creates, parent outrage destroys by RyanFenton · · Score: 1

    Why no special child-censored google? For the same reason the child-censoring market in general is so spotty: It's a fool's game.

    Why? Because it's all a game of outrage. You'll never come out with a good reputation in a game of outrage, outside of a tiny community of people who rigorously train themselves to think identically.

    Let's take the idea as a simple problem - filtering out the big english dirty words, then allowing a voting and challenge system to establish anything else as kid-unsafe.

    The first thing you'll find is that many, many of the people interested in voting in such a system will be intentionally playing in bad 'faith'. They'll go after pet subjects, vote everything as inappropriate, and so on.

    So, you add a meta-moderation system, and some safe experts to establish better trends. But then the outrage comes in - outrage that will inevitably consume a huge portion of your audience in several directions. Outrage that their kids aren't seeing the world how they want.

    A sparse blacklist can occasionally make sense with minimal outrage, like with YouTube's setup, but start trying to make a completely kid-safe youtube, and you'll find yourself to blame for everything an irrational parent would care to imagine against you.

    Ryan Fenton

  29. MOD PARENT UP by cnoocy · · Score: 1

    Thank you for saying this.

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  30. Google Kids exists. It's called "No Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Internet is an adult place, with adult ideas and adult content. If you want a coddled, cordoned off, "safe place" for your children, keep them off the net. When they turn 18, they can go on.

    Or you could white-list a few websites your kids are allowed to go to. At which point, why give them the Internet at all?

    The idea of an Internet-wide search engine and a walled garden are opposing concepts. They could be made to work together, but never very well, and the costs of doing so, the limitation of thought and ideas, would outweigh the benefits (none of which I can see).

    1. Re:Google Kids exists. It's called "No Internet" by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      The idea of an Internet-wide search engine and a walled garden are opposing concepts. They could be made to work together, but never very well, and the costs of doing so, the limitation of thought and ideas, would outweigh the benefits (none of which I can see).

      BRING BACK AOL!!!!

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  31. because kiddie porn is illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    oh.. wait ..

  32. Use OpenDNS by Nimey · · Score: 1

    Their filters are not foolproof, which is impossible, but you can specify by category which things (websites) you don't want accessible on your home network.

    There are other products for this purpose such as Blue Coat K9 and Net Nanny.

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  33. Looks like most folks here do not have children by assantisz · · Score: 1

    I agree with the original poster that Google should offer a Kid search engine or a kid's version of YouTube. That would be awesome and I am very sure a lot of schools would love this concept as well. That said, there are plenty solutions available that can be implemented on the client side. I have absolutely no stake in any of the following companies but I am a father of three and love what they offer. My kids love Zoodles which is pretty much a collection of age appropriate content for kids of all ages. You can find a lot more in the educational arena, like Nick Boost or PBS Kids. Just pick your children's favorite TV channel and chances are they have a lot of online content for your child to play with. Getting age appropriate content is very easy. Even on the search engine side of things we have kid safe offerings. There is Kid Rex and plenty other Google based search engines. Last but not least you should make sure your child can only access child appropriate URLs. For that you can choose any of the web browsers and built-in OS mechanisms to restrict web access. My favorite child browsers are KidZui and the now defunct Kid's Browser.

    1. Re:Looks like most folks here do not have children by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I'd echo all the recommendations you've made and add Kido'Z which is a full-screen "browser" that offers a limited (approved, kid friendly) selection of sites. You can add to the list or remove from the list via a parental control panel. Perhaps someone can code a YouTube Kid-Friendly addition that would let parents approve videos (either one by one or every video uploaded by certain users). This way your child could watch the latest Disney XD video without clicking on that "Disney" video that remixed an explicit rap song with Disney animations. (No, I don't have a specific video in mind and no, I wouldn't be surprised if a video like that existed.)

      The key here, of course, would be two things:

      1) It would be completely opt-in. Normal Internet users wouldn't see a single change. Parents would have the option of using this tool and setting the controls the way they want to allow the videos they want and deny access to the videos they don't want.

      2) This would be like training wheels on a bike. Used to help prevent accidents (bike crashes/wrong video loading) while the child is learning how to use the tool (bike/Internet). Eventually, the child control settings would be relaxed and then removed entirely as the child learns how to properly use the Internet.

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    2. Re:Looks like most folks here do not have children by camperdave · · Score: 1

      How are the Zoodles people not being sued by the animal-shaped-pasta-and-tomato-sauce-in-a-can people?

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    3. Re:Looks like most folks here do not have children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Just pick your children's favorite TV channel

      So you've already trained your children to be passive consumers of packaged marketing material. That is sad.

    4. Re:Looks like most folks here do not have children by Whatanut · · Score: 1

      By not selling animal-shaped-pasta-and-tomato-sauce-in-a-can?

      Entirely different markets here.

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  34. The World is not for children..... by acomj · · Score: 2

    The World isn't for children and the internet is part of that world. This is a fundamental thing.

    Just as you wouldn't let a child run around un-supervised in a city, you don't let them run around free on the internet. Suburbs were supposed to be a child safe environment, but ultimately they aren't either (I would argue they are about the same as cities, but thats getting off topic).

    Some web sites are for kids, but to allow them on the internet they should be supervised.

    The internet is not the same as TV where there is much greater control of what is coming in. The internet is all about interacting, while TV is about consuming.

    There are services that promise to make the internet "safer" but I doubt they work well. I wouldn't trust them.

    1. Re:The World is not for children..... by FriendlyPrimate · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sheesh. All that's being asked here is the equivalent of a kids playground in that big bad unsupervised city you speak of. I think a Google search engine that filters based on vetted content for kids (i.e. a whitelist) with user-preferences is a GREAT idea. It gives them the freedom and experience of learning about how to use the internet without having to deal with traumatic experiences like random goatse-like websites. And who cares if it doesn't work 100% of the time? If it filters out 99.9% of the stuff, then I'd consider it useful.

      By your logic, I shouldn't even be letting my kids outside to play because it's not "safe". Or if I do, I should be a helicopter parent, constantly hovering over them to make sure they're 100% safe 100% of the time? Even playgrounds aren't 100% safe either...they're may be sexual predators lurking in the bushes after all. Does that mean I shouldn't take my kids to them? No. It means I still watch my kids if they're in a playground, but I don't have to watch them as closely as if they're running around in a ghetto.

    2. Re:The World is not for children..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a great xkcd about this, but I am far too lazy to do anything but comment that it exists.

    3. Re:The World is not for children..... by acomj · · Score: 1

      My point is by connecting to the internet you are basically connecting the entire outside world into your home and that has lots of not appropriate materials for kids (as the real world does, particularly cities which are a good representative slice of people, and the majority now live). Its up to parents to supervise this matterial. Google already has filter ("safe search"), they work with mixed results.

      Much the same way responsible parents don't let kids play with knives, explosives and poison, but will still let them go out and play, even bike around town (depending on age).

      There is children's software that doesn't require the use of the internet, although its not as common as it once was.

      A internet sandbox might work well for young children, but by middle school they'll figure out how to go around it.

      A whitelist is very expensive and technically quite difficult, as most pages load content from a large variety of hosts. Plus as has been pointed out there is a fuzzy line for some material (heck Harry Potter is out in some parents minds). Not to mention threats from hackers and trojan horses.

      A tip that seems to work is to set up computers in family spaces (a corner of the living room) where all activity can be watched.

    4. Re:The World is not for children..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Just as you wouldn't let a child run around un-supervised in a city, you don't let them run around free on the internet. Suburbs were supposed to be a child safe environment, but ultimately they aren't either (I would argue they are about the same as cities, but thats getting off topic)."

      No, they're fucking not. I grew up in a suburb; now I live in the city. It is way, way different here. The number of freaks and weirdo's is way higher in the city and the anonymity provided by the large population density means people get away with things which would result in being socially foisted from the community in the suburbs.

    5. Re:The World is not for children..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OR, instead of relying on Google to throw money at building you a whitelist system, you could... y'know... download any online security program and... y'know... make a whitelist, since internet security programs are specifically built to do internet security.

      Or were you looking for a "free and barely requiring the slightest effort from you" type solution... which in itself would be the crux of the problem.

  35. Google kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why Google? Sounds like an opp for a resourceful parent or group..

  36. Will somebody please think of the children!?! by xheliox · · Score: 1

    Give me a freaking break, would you? Yes, my parents would drop me off at the library, but the librarians never stopped us from going into the 'adult' section. Why? Because that's the job of the parent! Not a librarian, not a teacher, and certainly not a corporation. Raise your children and spend time with them or don't have them at all.

    1. Re:Will somebody please think of the children!?! by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      Yes, my parents would drop me off at the library, but the librarians never stopped us from going into the 'adult' section.

      Of course, the 'adult' section of a public library has a very different purpose than the 'adult' section of the Internet. I'm willing to bet that your library didn't stock porn magazines, or if it did, that kids weren't allowed access to them.

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    2. Re:Will somebody please think of the children!?! by xheliox · · Score: 1

      His analogy, not mine.. though I'd argue that some of the ideas expressed in books could potentially be far more harmful than any pornographic image, especially without the proper context.

    3. Re:Will somebody please think of the children!?! by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      His analogy, not mine.. though I'd argue that some of the ideas expressed in books could potentially be far more harmful than any pornographic image, especially without the proper context.

      You think so? I'd be interested in hearing some examples of ideas that harm children. (if you're thinking of things like Mein Kampf or The Satanic Bible, I'd think any child capable of -- and interested in -- reading books like that probably also has the maturity to deal with their content)

      I'd say the difference between reading an idea in text, and seeing a pornographic image, is that with text you have to think about what you're reading, which means that the conscious/intellectual part of your mind is involved, and thus you are necessarily mentally present enough to consider the ideas presented on their merits. Pornography, OTOH, goes directly through your visual cortex to your primitive reproductive drive, bypassing your intellectual filters... which is why it is so effective (and for many, alluring). If the conscious part of the mind was involved, it would quickly realize that it makes little evolutionary or practical sense to become sexually aroused by a pattern of ink particles on a piece of paper... but the ancient/reptilian sexual layers of the brain haven't yet figured out that photographs aren't real, so they still get fooled every time. I think it is (in part) that automatic bypassing of rational thought that makes pornography so controversial (and scary to most parents).

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    4. Re:Will somebody please think of the children!?! by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Our librarian would make us leave the adult section and then tell my mum. It was a royal PITA having an Aunty as the librarian. ;)

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  37. Being Human by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    'Think back to when you were a kid and your parents dropped you off at the library,' explains Agger. 'In the children's section, the only "inappropriate" stuff to be found was Judy Blume's Forever, which someone's older sister had usually already checked out anyway.

    This is the entirety of the issue in two simple sentences.

    First is the fact that the library section is managed by humans. It is not collected programatically. It takes human intervention to select tittles for this unique collection. This is something that Google either simply does not do or tends to avoid. Google's selections are handled by infamous algorithms that, while generally effective, are not without error or immune to manipulation. It was Yahoo that, over a decade ago, hired librarians to try to catalog the web.

    Secondly, even with human librarians making selections for the library's children's section, mistakes and interpretation come in to play. Is Judy Blume's Forever appropriate? All the controversy over this particular book highlights the indistinct boundaries of determining the "appropriateness" of material. And the fact that the article's author even raises the spectre of controversy over this particular book highlights the difficulty in managing even a small, distinctly controlled environment much less anything as vast and fluid as Internet content.

  38. last time i checked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't google and all google services provide a search filter? Last i checked it did..

  39. Newsflash, it takes more than just parents by MikeRT · · Score: 2

    How about actually being a parent? Sitting down with your child and help them use the Internet safely is far better than trying to either force the usage of filtering applications or ranting about why the content is there to begin with.

    And what about plain parental frustration that they can't turn their back on their kids because using Google or Bing can be like playing Minesweeper with porn, violence and /b/ under every bad tile?

    The problem is that it's not really possible to say that stumbling upon it is the exception in many cases. If it were, filtering would be so simple that it'd be built into the browser.

    1. Re:Newsflash, it takes more than just parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      The problem is that's your problem and not Google's problem. I honestly couldn't care less about your frustration and Google shouldn't have to, either.

      If you don't want your children to view certain sites, it's your responsibility to either see that they don't(which is a very difficult thing to do), or, hey, you could also teach them things like the difference between right and wrong and judgement skills and compassion and things like that so that they'll be good people anyway and it won't matter what sites they're viewing.

    2. Re:Newsflash, it takes more than just parents by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1, Redundant

      What if parents didn't try to raise their kids to live in a fantasy world where anything they don't want to talk about simply doesn't exist?

    3. Re:Newsflash, it takes more than just parents by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      And what about plain parental frustration that they can't turn their back on their kids because using Google or Bing can be like playing Minesweeper with porn, violence and /b/ under every bad tile?

      So don't let the kid use Google or Bing or Yahoo or whatever. Restrict him to a whjitelist set of bookmarks you vet. You can do it technically with a blocklist, or just tell him those ore the rules.

    4. Re:Newsflash, it takes more than just parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what about plain parental frustration that they can't turn their back on their kids because using Google or Bing can be like playing Minesweeper with porn, violence and /b/ under every bad tile?

      Such parents should stop treating their kids like precious little snowflakes who'll have their minds ruined by seeing naked people having sex or viewing a scene from an R-rated movie.

  40. Here ya go by Tigersmind · · Score: 2

    http://kids.yahoo.com/ Be sure to still watch em. The internet can go from kids to adult in about two seconds.

  41. I'm 12 years old and what is this? by zill · · Score: 1

    Being 12 year old, I find this entire discussion incredibly discriminating. It's bad enough that I'm subjected to taxation without representation, but now mandatory censorship?

    I'd like to remind you adults out there that the goatex guy and goatex posters are "adults", as are most child pornographers. Maybe it's better to perform censorship on the production end by licensing and regulating the ownership of cameras.

    1. Re:I'm 12 years old and what is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming I'm not feeding a troll (yes, I noticed your 4chan meme), peacefire and public librarians are your friends, zill.

      And I have to disagree with you on who child pornographers are. Most child porn these days is filmed by the kids themselves. They just don't typically mean for the films to be distributed/consumed by pedos.

    2. Re:I'm 12 years old and what is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      underage b& gtfo my internets

    3. Re:I'm 12 years old and what is this? by Seumas · · Score: 1

      First, I entirely agree that society all too readily discounts concerns about censoring content for people who are under eighteen years old. Just because people are chronologically children doesn't mean we should be so ready to say "then filter the shit out of everything!".

      Second, being a child in the modern world has to suck so fucking much. Everything is filtered, controlled, dumbed-down. Every moment of your life is controlled. By parents. Baby Einstein. The school system. Every attempt to be creative or have fun is stomped down by the school or parents or special interest groups. There was a time when you were free to be crazy and do stupid things and learn from them.

      Third, I'm pretty sure you are not being taxed at twelve years old, so there's not really an issue of representation. :)

    4. Re:I'm 12 years old and what is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are 12 then you're violating the Terms of Use.

    5. Re:I'm 12 years old and what is this? by pckl300 · · Score: 1

      Remarkably well composed for a 12 year old.

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    6. Re:I'm 12 years old and what is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at least in the USA, sales taxes and income taxes apply to everybody. How do you figure he/she isn't being taxed?

    7. Re:I'm 12 years old and what is this? by perpetual+pessimist · · Score: 1

      Third, I'm pretty sure you are not being taxed at twelve years old, so there's not really an issue of representation. :)

      Sales taxes. Even the disenfranchised must pay them on their purchases.

    8. Re:I'm 12 years old and what is this? by Velex · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, kid. You'll grow out of it. Worked for me.

      What I don't get about this whole damn discussion is why anybody would want their kid to be the loser virgin fag on the bus who's the last to know how to cuss like a sailor and what every last slang term for girls' body parts are.

      I'm infertile, but if I could have kids, I would not want them to have a repeat of my experience.

      Hell, I'd want to teach these things to my kid myself so that when the other kids start obsessing about boners and pussies, he or she could just roll his or her eyes instead of being embarrassed to not know what the hell is going on.

      I mean, Jesus, kid. You're going to be getting shitfaced on your 21st birthday before you know it. That's what I don't get about this whole discussion. Childhood is there, then it's gone. It's such a small fraction of your life. Parents need to realize that their kids grow up, and when their kids grow up, maybe their kids will hate them for making them into a sheltered virgin nerd faggot.

      All these "parents" want grandkids some day right? You know how grandkids are made right? Your kid is going to have to fuck and have hot kinky sex just like they did.

      I should get off the internet before hypocrites that think that failing to plan for the consequences of their animal functions make them wise piss me off too much. Seriously. If I could have kids, I'd plan ahead and want them and want to raise them with my partner, not this drama bullshit that the stork just magically makes kids appear, and I'm supposed to feel bad for these people having tons of sex all the time?

      Feh.

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    9. Re:I'm 12 years old and what is this? by zill · · Score: 1

      Income tax as well.

      Throwing a tantrum and yelling "I'm only 12 years old!" doesn't work on the IRS.

      Trust me, I tried it.

    10. Re:I'm 12 years old and what is this? by DanTheManMS · · Score: 1

      Very late response so you may not see this unless you get email notifications, but whatever. Disclaimer: I am 21, and learned about the Internet at the age of 7, via AOL 3.0.

      If you are indeed 12 (4chan memes aside), then I sympathize with you. I'm eternally thankful that I wasn't subjected to censorship by my parents at that age, and if I ever have kids I want to raise them right so I *don't* feel the need to censor them or snoop on their online presence or whatever. The terrible side of the Internet is inevitably going to find its way through at some point, so we might as well be prepared for it.

      Heh, I already feel old when I think back to when I was in middle school, using some version of Netscape on our Mac computers, and the only allowed search engines were "Ask Jeeves For Kids" and "Onekey" which was a proxy for Google searches with Safesearch enabled. Ask Jeeves For Kids at one point showed, as a "recently asked question," "what do I do if I think I'm gay?" and my classmates and I were both amused and horrified upon seeing it. That shouldn't have happened.

      I can only hope that the trend continues where each generation is more open and accepting than the last. My parents were raised in an era where it was okay to think of black people as inferior beings. I grow up in an era where that has changed, but it's still okay to hate on the lesbian/gay/bisexual/transsexual community. Hell, I didn't really accept the "transsexual" idea until sometime this past year, when I had a one-on-one talk with a good friend who happens to be one. I'm not proud that it took me so long to realize their point of view.

      Long story short, best of luck to you in the future, and I hope you keep an open mind.

    11. Re:I'm 12 years old and what is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      14 y.o here. First off, I think that regulating cameras would be a lot more difficult than you seem to think. Also, most adults grew up in the age of ENIAC, so many view the internet as a magical newfangled technology capable of doing anything. In fact, the people complaining probably still adhere to the "series of tubes" analogy. It's for this reason that all hate towards content is directed at the people who run these "magical businesses of witchcraft."

    12. Re:I'm 12 years old and what is this? by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1

      Third, I'm pretty sure you are not being taxed at twelve years old, so there's not really an issue of representation. :)

      Sales taxes. Even the disenfranchised must pay them on their purchases.

      If you are 12 years old, the money you use to buy things doesn't legally belong to you, its belongs to your parents. Therefore the sales tax is on them, not you.

    13. Re:I'm 12 years old and what is this? by turing_m · · Score: 1

      Being 12 year old, I find this entire discussion incredibly discriminating. It's bad enough that I'm subjected to taxation without representation, but now mandatory censorship?

      On the bright side, you can do many things and get at most a slap on the wrist that would get an adult incarcerated for a long, long time. If Gary McKinnon was 12 years old in 2001 he would probably have received a job offer instead of a summons. And I think you are mistaken if you think being an adult qualifies you for representation. For that you will need money and influence.

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    14. Re:I'm 12 years old and what is this? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Well said! Let the kids run the internet.

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    15. Re:I'm 12 years old and what is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That obviously introduces controversies surrounding freedom of expression. In this case, your parents would be placing the limitations upon you regarding the things to which you are exposed, by restricting your access to "Google Kids" or whatever the application is called. Governments typically recognize that parents have that authority over their children. Children enjoy basic human rights, but not the full rights accorded to adults.

    16. Re:I'm 12 years old and what is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being 12 year old, I find this entire discussion incredibly discriminating. It's bad enough that I'm subjected to taxation without representation, but now mandatory censorship?

      Some of us adults can argue the same. Making all of us watch out for those who have kids is discriminating against those who can't have kids or decided not to. Many of us adults can also make a very good argument that we're also being taxed with nil in regards to representation. You can write and write and even petition a representative. At best, you'll get an automated form letter. At worst, you might get a cease-and-desist letter suggesting that further communications bring up a harassment suit and restraining order. So much for this constitutional idea of redress of grievances. It's true that some people do have stupid whacked out ideas, but then again it seems if you have enough money that's what it takes to get representation even if your opinions break rank with the populace. This is because you can fund the representative's next campaign, give them gifts or vacations, or hook up that representative's friends or family with a comfy and well-paying do-nothing job. They used to call that shit bribery at one time, but now it seems this type of "lobbying" is perfectly legal. Anyhow, I'm getting a bit off topic.

      I'd like to remind you adults out there that the goatex guy and goatex posters are "adults", as are most child pornographers. Maybe it's better to perform censorship on the production end by licensing and regulating the ownership of cameras.

      Yes, some adults do some f'd up shit. But taking away freedoms because of a few assholes is a road down a slippery slope. Eventually it makes things miserable for everybody. Even though you're 12, I'm sure you've heard the "This is why we can't have nice things." meme. Perhaps the irony doesn't register yet. Also implementing this or that for one particular concern is ripe for exploitation. Too many rules in place, and you may as well be living in a prison with no say over your own personal concerns. (North Korea is best Korea, right?) You know who in history implemented various things using "Think of the children." to push an agenda and was considered an influential speaker and such a great leader for his nation? Well, I guess I just Godwin'd the post now.

      Anyhow, parents really should be responsible for their own kids. It shouldn't be a burden for society when failure to teach discipline begins at home. (I think that if you can teach a kid not to run out in the street and get killed in traffic, you should at least be able to exercise the same modicum of concern for what they do on the internet. If you can do neither, you really should consider yourself a failure as a parent.)

    17. Re:I'm 12 years old and what is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Camera? I have a wacom and photoshop

  42. Cultural differences by Teun · · Score: 3, Funny
    Although there's a market for such a 'walled garden' it'll be hard to implement.

    Billy Bob wants his son to get an early grasp on the difference between an AK-47 and a M-16 while a parent from Amsterdam might consider instructions on how to grow weed very insightful.
    At the same time Fatimah hopes to teach her girl on how to become a martyr, or even worse, Gertrud and Wilhelm want their kids to be comfortable with FKK (Freikörperkultur).

    You get my drift.

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    1. Re:Cultural differences by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      Why not a funny fake name for the parent from Amsterdam? I just made up "Yohan van der Donk" and there seems to be at least one guy on the internet who's name really is that, plus it is funny.

      Plus, what if Gertrud and Wilhelm's daughter is really hot, wouldn't it be lovely to have her prancing through the wold wearing nothing but a red ribbon in her long blond braids, with her parent's encouragement no less. FKK just needs stringent admission criteria, that's all.

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    2. Re:Cultural differences by FriendlyPrimate · · Score: 1

      It's called "user preferences". If you don't want your kid to know about AK-47's, then click the filter checkbox next to "firearms".

    3. Re:Cultural differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, we get the drift that you're a racist.

    4. Re:Cultural differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is the parent "funny".

      The article links to this orgie in violence and sadism as suitable for six-year-old's. At least in Scandinavia and large parts of the Middle East, half of the parents would deem it as unsuitable for children to watch.

      Many parents in Scandinavia don't let their kids watch Woody Woodpecker and Tom & Jerry cartoons at all, because of all the violence. Donald Duck cartoons have to be screened by parents, because some of them are quite violent, racist, sexist, or plain ignorant.

  43. Your Child Can Turn on The TV Anytime by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    Your kid can watch mayhem and murder and war on TV 24x7, but Gawd forbid he should via the intertubings see a human or vulva or penis, or one sliding into the other . Better put a chastity belt on your little sprat, lest he uncover the horrible vileness of procreative plumbing lurking betwixt his legs.

    1. Re:Your Child Can Turn on The TV Anytime by danbeck · · Score: 0

      Your kid can watch mayhem and murder and war on TV 24x7, but Gawd forbid he should via the intertubings see a human or vulva or penis, or one sliding into the other . Better put a chastity belt on your little sprat, lest he uncover the horrible vileness of procreative plumbing lurking betwixt his legs.

      For fucks sake, every single time on of these types of stories are posted, cretins like you come out of the sewer to bitch and moan about how people who want to shield their young elementary school children from the complex issue involving sexual relationships are idiots who think sex is evil and the devil's tool.

      Fuck. You.

      You may be one of those dick heads who think it's entirely appropriate to watch porn on a plane, but personally, I'd rather be the one to teach my children about sex instead of being confused by what you and the rest of the internet superheroes think it actually is.

    2. Re:Your Child Can Turn on The TV Anytime by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      I don't watch porn on a plane because it would make some people, mostly women, feel like they were being harassed and uncomfortable. Nevertheless your reaction is very telling, you are obsessed with something you think of as "evil" while portrayals of real evil on TV are of no concern. most likely your religion has brainwashed you.

    3. Re:Your Child Can Turn on The TV Anytime by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      very ironic you reply to me with the insult invoking sexual intercourse, by the way. The whackjob-edness of your brain is showing.....

    4. Re:Your Child Can Turn on The TV Anytime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mayhem, murder and war on TV is for the most part very sanitized, people don't really want to see all the gory detail when they watch the news.

    5. Re:Your Child Can Turn on The TV Anytime by pckl300 · · Score: 1

      Pretend, just for the sake of this discussion, that you lived in Germany. You take your children to a nice wholesome bookstore and start browsing the magazines. In plain sight, right next to all of the normal magazines, is a large array of porn. Stuff like that is standard fare in Germany, and other Euro countries. How would you handle that?

      People in those countries simply emphasize that sex is not a big deal.

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    6. Re:Your Child Can Turn on The TV Anytime by danbeck · · Score: 1

      What in the holy hell are you talking about? When did I say sex was evil? Did you read my comment? The entire point, other than telling you to fuck off, was that you and the rest of the ignorant yuppies that make these tired, worn out arguments about violence vs. sex have absolutely no understanding about what you are talking about. The moment you sniff a parent who would like to exercise their prerogative and right to decide when is the right time to teach their children about sex, you start yammering about violence on TV and decrying people who want to shield their young children from age inappropriate subject matter.

      Your comment: "but Gawd forbid he should via the intertubings see a human or vulva or penis, or one sliding into the other"

      What is wrong with you that you are so keen on introducing sex to young children? No one is talking about the "birds and the bees" conversation here, we are talking about age inappropriate material. You like showing porn to kids?

    7. Re:Your Child Can Turn on The TV Anytime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      V-chip is offered as a way for parents to prevent their child from watching murder and war on TV 24x7, at least within their own home.

    8. Re:Your Child Can Turn on The TV Anytime by delt0r · · Score: 1

      What do you mean in a bookstore. You get it on public bill boards and full size posters at bus stops right next to a primary school. Its just not a big deal here.

      Well mostly not. There is talk of restricting the min distance of brothels to schools. Since the few that are right next to schools are causing a little discomfort. But it not really a heated debate, more like perhaps its a good idea.

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  44. Why Google? by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    Why should it be Google to do this?

    Of course it's parents' job to supervise and make decisions for their kids, but they do delegate that to people they trust. But I'm back to: why Google?

    My idea of what's appropriate for kids is very different from John Boehner's, which is different from that of Sheik Sadeq Abdallah bin Al-Majed, who would differ from the standards of that nice hippie commune on the other side of town. Google is not in a position to accommodate all of them (and the many other standards); no one would be happy with the results.

    If a group of like-minded people want to idetify a subset of the internet that they feel is appropriate for children of a particular age, they should make that happen themselves. Many of them are. Don't just wish for some government or some authority-by-default (like Google) to do it for you, free of charge. D.I.Y.

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    1. Re:Why Google? by brainzach · · Score: 1

      It isn't any worst than the MPAA putting ratings on movies. Parents don't have time to watch every movie before their kids to see it so they rely on the third party to do it for them. Although it isn't perfect, it is a reasonable guide to give parents information about what is appropriate for their children.

      If parents don't like the filters that Google set up, then they don't have to use it just like they can ignore the advice of the MPAA. It is just a tool to make the parents job easier.

    2. Re:Why Google? by Seumas · · Score: 1

      So the shitty solution to one supposed problem should be the shitty solution to two supposed problems.

      Look into the MPAA and ESRB and find out how those "voluntary" ratings impact the finished result that the rest of us who are adults and don't care about ratings consume.

  45. So, a less-shitty Yahooligans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not interested.

  46. Operation Google Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Download innocuous content.
    2. Splice porn into amateur Star Wars Lego movies, and other stuff a 6 year old would be curious out.
    3. ???
    4. Lulz

    GTFO the internet Michael Agger.

    1. Re:Operation Google Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5. 18 months in prison, confiscation of all computer equipment, loss of internet for 5 years, and lawsuits for intentional infliction of emotional distress. Hey, you might even qualify for some sort of sex offender registry!

      I like the sound of that. Lulz indeed.

    2. Re:Operation Google Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America isn't the whole world idiot.

    3. Re:Operation Google Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America isn't the whole world idiot.

      But that doesn't stop them from trying!

    4. Re:Operation Google Kids by JosKarith · · Score: 1

      Tell that to Gary McKinnon.
      Or all the people arrested for CP offences for having a photo of their 17 y/o girlfriend in a country where the age of consent is 16 but the local government has been "persuaded" to set the bar for Indecent Material at 18 by prudish American legislators.
      America isn't the world, but it is the big, pushy kid on the block who wants everyone to play by his rules.

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  47. Even Google can't do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - No one will ever agree on what should be censored - the target is impossible.
    - No matter how happy most parent are, there will always be idiots suing because a random word offended them. Why pay lawyers in perpetuity to defend a free service?
    - "Protecting children" pits computers against determined human attackers - I'm leery of letting my son watch youtube cartoons because teenaged jerks like to dub obscene dialog into them. How do you guard against this, short of having a human view the entirety of each video?

    It might actually be possible to have a community project - parents watching videos and okaying them, and checking on each other to avoid 4chan pulling something. Even if the site can escape liability by not viewing content themselves, though, we'd still be left with exactly what is acceptable. Should a video concerning evolution be classed as more or less offensive than anime bestiality, for example?

  48. Bad Comparison by jklovanc · · Score: 1

    The important aspect about the library is that it is a walled garden. Anything that comes into a library is catalogues and sorted into sections. There is a specific, generally accepted criteria that defines what is children's literature. Anything that is not categorized does not get in. This classification process does not exist on the internet; nor should it. The contents of the internet is too dynamic to be able to keep such a classification accurate or up to date.

    The other issue is that children do not just use the kid lit area. They use reference, history, crafts, etc. In fact they can go all over the library.

    Another hit to the comparison is that there is no erotica section in most libraries though it defiantly exists on the internet.

    The bottom line is that a library is a pretty 'safe' place for a child to wander around unsupervised and look at books; the internet is not;and never will be.

    1. Re:Bad Comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another hit to the comparison is that there is no erotica section in most libraries though it defiantly exists on the internet.

      You've clearly never read a Harlequin romance novel.

      On topic, my friend with small children has an account for them on her computer with a whitelist set up. Her kids (who are all under 6) can visit all the PBS kids and Disney sites they want, but not much else. That seems an appropriate way to be a parent while still allowing your kids to explore on their own.

  49. The poster answer his own question by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    He considers the novel "Forever" to be harmful to children. It is a book aimed at kids to help them understand their sexuality and feelings as they grow into their teens and become young adults.

    It is probably not a book a 6 year old would be intrested in but won't harm them as a 6 year old who IS interested in it and can understand the subject matter, is EXACTLY the audience. Young people curious about the emotions happening to them. Who is to say a child of few more years might not be interested? Or a young child observing older siblings?

    Where do you start to censor and where do you stop? Ultimately that is partly up to a parent. Nobody else can unless you want someone else to decide what you can watch.

    Because for every parent who thinks Forever is bad for kids, there is someone who thinks Anne Frank should be banned or countless other "controversial" books that might give people the "wrong" idea.

    Be careful wishing for a censored net, you just might get it.

    Anyway, the censored net already exists, you can buy it. They block access to youtube, so you are safe from harmfull influences. Why should google fund a web project that will block itself? Buy some Halal or Christian ISP service. All the filters you could possibly want to make sure you kid never sees anything that might cause it to ask questions.

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    1. Re:The poster answer his own question by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I almost find it offensive in a deviant almost criminal sort of way that parents would say "I want my child to think this certain way, so I will control all content that they consume so I can shape the way they think about everything". That sounds like brainwashing, to me. We seem to accept it, if you want your child to hate gay people and think sex is dirty, but acknowledge how vile it is if you want your child to subscribe to the whole "white power" and 'teh baby jesus" bullshit.

      I am so grateful that I never had anything filtered from me as I grew up. The library and BBSes and anything I could get my eyes or hands on was fair game with no real oversight by anyone and there were more than a couple adults in my life that would readily answer any weird questions or confusions that I might ask about, as a result. I somehow never got into the BBSes full of scat porn or hate speech and I somehow also never turned into some warped fucking deviant (well, more or less).

      That, I can get behind. Guide your children in the content they encounter; don't control the content they encounter. At least, after a certain age. Obviously, you wouldn't give a three year old a loaded internet-gun. But if you're leaving your three or five or six year old sitting in front of the internet 24x7, then you're a shitty parent anyway, so . . .

  50. Simple: Cannot be automatized by gweihir · · Score: 1

    The area where Google becomes very, very incompetent is whenever you cannot automatize something completely. For example they have legal action pending against them in Switzerland for not reliably blurring out faces in streetview. Why they not just use something like the amazon mechanical turk, or give a small amount of money to anybody that reports a non-blurred face first, is beyond me.

    This, however, is exactly the problem with Google: Their accuracy overall is atrocious. Normal search is often cluttered with irrelevant results to the point of being unusable. And lately they have started to search for things I did not tell them to search for, as if they knew better. For most things these days I have to use quotes and pluses. Just think about how much non-kid stuff were left if they did a kid search engine using these same shoddy mechanisms.

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    1. Re:Simple: Cannot be automatized by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Their accuracy overall is atrocious. Normal search is often cluttered with irrelevant results to the point of being unusable.

      I'm not experiencing this.

      And lately they have started to search for things I did not tell them to search for, as if they knew better.

      I'm not getting this either.

      For most things these days I have to use quotes and pluses.

      I always have.

      Just think about how much non-kid stuff were left if they did a kid search engine using these same shoddy mechanisms.

      With SafeSearch set to strict? Probably not many, if any at all.

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  51. So you don't have something else to complain about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So evil!

  52. Baidu by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

    It sounds like the author's concerns are pretty similar to those the Chinese government has for all its citizens. Maybe an English language Baidu would be a good place to start.

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    1. Re:Baidu by UBfusion · · Score: 1

      China is the only country that truly thinks of the children. Not only because it doesn't allow them to be born in the first place, but because it can effectively control for the rest of their lives what they will and what they won't see, not only on the Internet, but also in newspapers, books, TV and the media.

      Chinese software will inevitably become a leading force in western industry.

  53. Naive Parents by bmo · · Score: 1

    >'Think back to when you were a kid and your parents dropped you off at the library,' explains Agger. 'In the children's section, the only "inappropriate" stuff to be found was Judy Blume's Forever,

    What a bunch of hooey.

    Judy Blume was never in the Children's Section. She was in the Young Adults section. YA

    Also... YA books?

    Pfft.... Amateurs. Why bother when you can cruise on over to the Adult section and read the "real books"? I had my own library card at 7, the minimum age. I could check out whatever I wanted. When I hit the tween and teen years, I skipped right over the YA section.

    Adult authors warp a young mind? Yes, yes they did. So did Isaac Asimov and a bunch of SF authors among others (I was hot for the "Golden Age" SF stuff at the time), but I certainly found my way over to the books my mom would disapprove of. It's not like there's a Chinese wall between the kid section and the adult sections. It's not like a librarian is going to stop you from checking out the other side. Indeed, all the good SF was on the adult side, and my librarian (RIP, Mrs. Griffith, you are fondly remembered) is the one that turned me on to that genre. My first reference to oral sex in literature was in Poul Andersen's book "Gateway." Larry Niven's permissive sex in the Ringworld saga gave me a new vocabulary word for interspecies sex.

    As for "inappropriate," try Virginia Andrews. The incest sex scenes in "Flowers in the Attic" were ... interesting to a 13 year old boy.

    Ain't no censorship in a library, parents. If your kid is quiet, he/she can go anywhere and read any ol' thing. It's encouraged.

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    1. Re:Naive Parents by EMeta · · Score: 1

      To be fair, there is a [declining] number of smaller libraries that only have Children's and Adult sections, and different libraries treat those lines differently.

      Also, while the YA section was mostly skippable while we were those ages, it has an increasing amount of truly excellent material now. I happily read The Bourne Identity and Sphere at 13, but I'd happily recommend a dozen YA books to read along with those to any similar 13-y.o. now days. Furthermore, there's a significant amount of reassignment of previously adult books to the YA shelves: Ender's Game, LotR, Fahrenheit 451, etc. (YLMV)

      Otherwise, of course, I completely agree with you.

  54. Use KidZui by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's a free browser for kids with only white-listed content. I have it on my 7 year old daughter's netbook and she loves it. You have the option of creating a parent's account and getting a weekly report of your kids' internet activity. Also when you set it up, you can choose gender and an age-range which changes what is shown on the home page. There's also an option to run it full screen, require a password to exit and to start the program when Windows starts so that your kid can only access what's in the browser.

    1. Re:Use KidZui by Draist · · Score: 1

      My son has been using the KidZui extension for firefox for about a year now. He loves it. Has the freedom to browse and explore at his own pace. Never has he gotten anywhere even close to inappropriate. After seeing what my niece has gotten into after being let browse youtube I insisted my sister install it on her computer as well. The most important thing is to set boundaries for you kids but to let them explore inside those boundaries on their own so they can learn (maybe even push them a little, I know I did). I'm sick of people holding their kids hands through life, kids need to learn on their own and fail on their own. Observe and supervise, but let kids be kids. You are not their best friend, the kid at the park should be.

  55. Myth of Zero by retroworks · · Score: 1

    Did you know that eating dirt is good for kids? Did you know that years of scrubbing hospitals of every bacteria has made them an incubator for resistent staph? It is not the occasional exposure to internet filth that alarms me as a parent. What would bother me would be my kid focusing on it and consuming it in unhealthy quantities. Building a filter to stop all exposure is lazy parenting. What you want is a relationship such that your kids, when they happen on something, talk to you about it rather than hiding it (also called "teaching to the moment"). Our society is constantly assuming that harms from overexposure demonstrate or indicate that zero exposure should be the norm.

    Access to porn correlates with lower rates of sexual violence. And this study at a Taiwanese hospital turned up strong evidence that gamma rays (from radioactive rebar inadvertently used in the concrete walls of the hospital) reduced the level of cancer dramatically. http://stan-heretic.blogspot.com/2010/05/gamma-radiation-protects-against-cancer.html "A mom's job is to make sure the kids don't get hurt, the dad's job is to make sure they don't get killed." ETC.

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  56. Establish a content rating system ala TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this is a great idea. Establish a content rating system like for movies or TV (Y, Y7, PG, etc.). Have the poster rate the content to start, and then the community could agree or disagree to converge on a rating. Yes, everyone will have different standards, but at least you have a starting point to work from.

    1. Re:Establish a content rating system ala TV by Seumas · · Score: 1

      That is a fucking awful idea. Go research the MPAA and ESRB and other "voluntary ratings systems" and how they inform and impact the final resulting content and product. Content and products that are consumed by those who do not need things censored or controlled for them and are not children, but are none-the-less impacted by these "voluntary" and usually completely corrupt ratings organizations.

  57. Stupid-ass editor posting stupid-ass OP by dotancohen · · Score: 0

    What is "strange-ass"? Is "-ass" some now-valid modifier, and what does it mean?

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    1. Re:Stupid-ass editor posting stupid-ass OP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is "-ass" some now-valid modifier, and what does it mean?

      Yes, it's used as an intensifier. E.g. You have a big-ass stick up your big-ass ass. Ass.

    2. Re:Stupid-ass editor posting stupid-ass OP by dotancohen · · Score: 0

      Wow, thanks! XKCD is the new wikipedia, for sure!

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  58. kids section of library == lame by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    Think back to when you were a kid and your parents dropped you off at the library

    Um, I think what I did was pretty quickly wander out of the kids section, because the books in that area were boring. If a kid wants to read Peter Benchley stories about sharks or eels, they will. (Er, at least that was my thing at the time. Person next to me was into knights and dragons, also not in kids section.)

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    1. Re:kids section of library == lame by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      and of course bright kids will have out grown the kids section at 11/12 or so

  59. No, let's not fuck circletimessquare by tepples · · Score: 1
    ciggieposeur wrote in reply to circletimessquare:

    Fuck you.

    I wouldn't. That would just give circletimessquare more kids.

    1. Re:No, let's not fuck circletimessquare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but all the diaper changes would make his spend less time on slashdot, too.

  60. People who want the world's sharp corners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    filed off for the chilllllllllllldren should be shot.

    People who want their - or ANYONE'S - children to be raised in a sterile bubble should be shot.

  61. Why No Google Kids? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    Why no Google Kids? Because kids don't have any money to spend on advertised products?

  62. Who do you think is paying? by itsdapead · · Score: 1

    As others have pointed out, Google is not a charity. Google Kids would be a lot more expensive to run than Google search (because it would need human monitoring) and they'd want money.

    That means that, if they ran Google Kids, they'd want to sell things to your kids (or get your kids to pester you to buy things). Don't you get enough of that from TV?

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  63. Automation by CODiNE · · Score: 1

    Because Google is not interested in human filtering tasks, they want everything automated by computer. Since there's no way to automatically filter content without AI you're stuck.

    Besides that, who decides which content is acceptable and what isn't? It just isn't going to happen. Now Yahoo or some other "portal" type would be happy to do that.

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  64. Something Similar Exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask Jeeves Kids, now just Ask! Kids is a cleansed search engine like this. I remember using it for school projects when I was in grade school (in college now). Naturally, nothing it perfect, but it exists. http://askkids.com

  65. Kids aren't for everyone by tepples · · Score: 1

    families have the balance of power here, as they should, since without them, there is no future for the country

    The different parts of your body have different purposes: some (the genitals) produce kids; others (the brain) produce thoughts. Likewise, the different parts of a society have different purposes: some produce kids; others produce thoughts. Humankind has the capacity for language to allow these thoughts to be communicated to the kids. This goes along with ciggieposeur's reply: Isaac Newton and Gottfried Leibniz, the fathers of the infinitesimal calculus, were in the thoughts camp rather than the kids camp.

  66. Yahooligans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yahoo! did this eons ago, they called it Yahooligans! back when I was in school. It's now Yahoo! Kids.

    http://kids.yahoo.com/

  67. OFF TOPIC HELP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WHY THE F%$k do I need to click on the comments on slashdot to un collapse the content. I check FAQ for this and I was not able to understand this maddness. Please someone let me know WHY they comments are not already opened? thanks

  68. The market is tiny by Animats · · Score: 1

    The commercial market for net censorship is tiny. Most of the people making noise about this want the net censored for other people, not themselves. You can't sell a commercial product on that basis.

    There's NetNanny, which is generally considered to be mediocre at its job, but does enough to make some parents happy. Smart kids can usually bypass it. The next step up is a Christian ISP, where filtering takes place at the ISP end. There are a few of those, but they're really tiny.

    Interestingly, there is a market in "Kosher mobile phones". They're basic voice-only phones preloaded with a religious-artwork theme, sold to the ultra-Orthodox market. A similar product is offered for the comparable branches of Islam.

    1. Re:The market is tiny by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Also, you can install k9 for free. http://www1.k9webprotection.com/ You can then include whatever categories you care about. Are there ways around it? Of course. But be your child's teammate, not their adversary. Tell them why you are installing it. They wl appreciate that you are trying to protect them, even if they don't agree, and they will feel empowered to talk to you if they don't. Respect is a two-way street.

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    2. Re:The market is tiny by Alwayswright · · Score: 1

      A sixteen year old friend of mine has k9 installed on a laptop that she bouht personally. Her parents installed it without warning. It is really terrible, mainly because it blocks EVERYTHING. She cannot even install any browser other than IE or go on the most tame of websites. This is not good parenting.

  69. Why not apply similar "Evil Bit" technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google has the resources to do this and the technology exists. If Google simply applies a similar technology to RFC's recommendation for detecting malicious IPv4 packets to the internet DNS severs, it will be simple to detect html pages meant for children and those that could contain inappropriate content. Then children can be safely left to their own devices on the computer while adults carry on their lives with less interruptions.

  70. Why bother... by FrootLoops · · Score: 1

    Sheltering kids from reality has always seemed stupid to me. It builds up a false image of the world in their eyes, just so we can idealize children as innocent. Children are what they are: selfish, thoughtless, loving, needy, playful, energetic, manipulative, and stupid, as a rule. You can replace "stupid" with "ignorant" and then with "innocent", but I find it a conceit to do so, and a harmful one. Don't add to children's ignorance just because you feel uncomfortable describing people's sexual practices and because it's more convenient to idealize their ignorance into innocence. Let them know how the world is and works, so they might navigate through their lives more easily than you did.

    Note: I have no kids. If I did, my opinion might well change drastically.

  71. I have a better idea by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

    Stop Censorship. Censorship doesn't have shades of gray ... it's black and white. There is either free speech or there isn't. If there is free speech, you don't censor anyone, regardless of age. If there is just ONE content in the world that is banned to even a SINGLE person, then there isn't freedom of speech.

    Treating kids like that is awful.

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    1. Re:I have a better idea by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

      Do you actually have kids ? I'm 100% against censorship, and I'm 100% trying to avoid my 5yo nephew seeing age-inappropriate stuff, meaning sex (especially porn), most violence (though I'm hard at work trying to explain to him that fights and wars are not glamorous jousts, but tragic events in which someone loses their daddy, mommy, and toys), and some other stuff (religion...).

      I'm no expert, and kids' minds are weird: we started having surrealist games almost as soon as he started talking ("this is a sheep", pointing at a bike... oodles of laughs). But I still don't have the feeling that he could handle neither frightening/sexy unrealistic stuff, nor realistic stuff. His mother tells me they had to leave a kids' movie because the music was too scary... He can differentiate between reality and fiction, and between good and evil, but not all the time, and not to the point of being able to discard/forget/disregard stuff that really shocks him, or distantiating from funny evil stuff.

      I'd be interested in scientific info on the subject, though.

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    2. Re:I have a better idea by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that a 100% opt-in service allowing parents to control what kids watch isn't censorship. This wouldn't be an attempt to dumb the Internet down for everyone or to limit what everyone can see. The only people affected by this would be kids.

      That being said, there's really no need for Google to do this because a lot of other people have made programs for this purpose. (See a lot of the great links in previous replies.)

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  72. Because they can't automate it by Tridus · · Score: 1

    Tossing out all the "be a parent" bullshit posted here since parents have to do stuff like go earn a living sometimes, the correct answer is also in some other posts. Doing this correctly requires a lot more manual intervention then "normal" Google does. You can't automate this without mistakes happening (and that's even if you discount pranksters trying to sneak adult stuff into it deliberately), and the cost of a mistake is a lot higher then it is with the safe search option.

    That means they need a staff manually rating stuff. It means checking back on stuff already rated periodically. It means a lot more $$$ then normally spent on a subset of search results. I highly doubt that Google can make that back off special advertising in that section, and I also doubt many people are willing to pay for it.

    Something like this would work better if websites were rated and you could set controls in the browser. That was tried once but wasn't widely supported and ICRA (the rating system bundled with IE) appears to have shut down: http://www.icra.org/

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  73. COPPA by tepples · · Score: 1

    Doesn't youtube also have age verification?

    Yes, and it uses age verification to keep children under 13 from signing up. US firms are not allowed to take personally identifying information from a child under 13, not even an e-mail address for password recovery and account deduplication, unless the parent gives permission and can prove his or her identity.

  74. It exists - you might just have to pay for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are search engines for kids. A lot of these use humans to find and rate sites that get entered into a database, instead of robots and spiders that make up most search engine databases. The content is largely educational, and geared at school districts that need this type of service and can pay for it. I don't know if individual accounts are reasonably priced, but I know school accounts aren't cheap. Your child's school may have an account that you can use at home. I've also heard of kid's chat rooms, facebook-like sites, and video sharing sites - all for the 13-and under set. These sites use phone calls and permission forms to ensure that contributors have permission and are under 13. Again - most of these are going to be premium sites, because they require manual labor. Again, ask your child's school what web sites they can recommend and if they have any accounts that parents/children can use.

  75. You Tube Comment SNOB by ydrol · · Score: 1

    What would really be nice is some kind of (SlashDot) moderation for YouTube comments.

    I'm a pretty thick skinned guy, but its far too easy to wallow around in youtube comments and get a distorted view of the world. I'm all for free speech, but the level of racism (whether earnest or trolling) , eventually is wearing. The obvious solution is not to read, but its like a car accident on the road, sometimes I look when I shouldn't! I try my best not to read comments now, and have installed YouTube comment Snob.
    Not perfect but helps reduce the concentration of hate that appears in the comments. Also if someone does have a different world view to me, then I still get a chance to read it if they take time to write proper sentences.

  76. Multiple users on a tablet? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Provided you're on an operating system that supports user accounts, which to my understanding means a PC. Do Apple's iPad and the various Android tablets support user accounts yet?

    1. Re:Multiple users on a tablet? by trapnest · · Score: 1

      You say PC then don't mention OS X, so I assume you're using the literal meaning of PC. Incase you're not, OS X includes multiple user support. iOS does not, they're intended to be a single user device. Android has some multi user support in the code but it doesn't really function.

    2. Re:Multiple users on a tablet? by swillden · · Score: 1

      Provided you're on an operating system that supports user accounts, which to my understanding means a PC. Do Apple's iPad and the various Android tablets support user accounts yet?

      You can associate search setting with Google accounts, and even have multiple Google accounts logged in and switch quickly between them... just click on the little drop-down in the upper right corner and click "Switch Accounts" to choose which account and settings you want to use. So you don't necessarily need OS-level accounts.

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    3. Re:Multiple users on a tablet? by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

      You have kids. You therefore cannot have an iPad as iPads are for lonely virgins only.

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  77. ..because that's a parents job not the computers by nanohurtzGT · · Score: 1

    Is this a sincere question or troll baiting? There's no way I would subscribe to a "kids" version of Google. Why don't you have yahoo feed your children, and Sony Corporation take your children to the doctor. I don't have kids and even I know that this is just another example of why children are turning out the way they are. It's so called parents like you that want the television to play the part of babysitter and corporate America to educate them and integrate them into society like a machine.. We are headed to an autocratic society where one day machines will wipe our behinds because of lazy, and spastic people.

  78. content aggregator by metalmaster · · Score: 1

    I wouldnt leave it up to $_megacorp to decide what is best for my kid unless I vetted their content first. Stuff from websites like NickJR, CatroonNetwork, PBS, Disney and the like all offer kids content that i find appropriate for my 5 year old niece, and its stuff that she is interested in.

    If you have any sort of programming knowledge there are a few resources on the web that detail writing simple web crawlers in $lang_du_jeur. Create your own solution that grabs content from sites you approve of and organizes them on an intuitive and kid-friendly web page. Personally, I find this to be a bit too much work, because there are simpler methods to get content for kids

    I set up a special firefox install for my niece using Firefox Portable, a carefully configured whitelist add-on, and of course AdBlock Plus I set up bookmarks that link to the flash-game pages of her favorite sites and put them in their own toolbar. This last one is a bit iffy, but i bookmarked youtube searches for her favorite music artists like "hannah montana lyrics" I havent done any research yet, but i also wanna look into creating an image overlay for the youtube video so it'll play audio but she wont see video. Something like Stylish or a Greasemonkey userscript should accomplish that with ease. The setup is easy for her to use. She only has the occasional problem when a site changes its layout and she cant figure out how to start a game.

  79. Simple related point, though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be _nice_ if the ads that played before a clip of Barney and Friends was not an add for Duke Nukem Forever. Even though that game looks cool as hell! Daisy is not really that interested. OH BUT PERHAPS IT PLAYED THE ACTION VIDEO GAME AD BECAUSE I WAS LOGGED IN ON YT AS A 30 YO MALE!!!!?!?!111 Maybe an 3 seccond add choice would be nice like "see this add for my litle pony or see this ad for Portal 2".. Also wgaf

  80. Fuck you Agger by heptapod · · Score: 1

    It's not Google's mission statement to be a nanny for your children.

    Try being a parent, being involved with your children instead of babysitting them with the internet and television.

  81. How about a Safesearch subdomain? by oddaddresstrap · · Score: 1

    It would be nice to be able to whitelist something like "safesearch.google.com", where safesearch is always selected by default. And safesearch.youtube.com, of course. Not that it would block everything objectionable for kids, but it would help. Better than having to configure safesearch on every machine in a school, for instance...

  82. Bring back coal mines for kids! by kawabago · · Score: 1

    Call it unvirtual reality donkey kong! That would keep them out of trouble for 12 hours a day!

  83. why google? by bickerdyke · · Score: 1
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  84. Why should there be? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Why does it have to be Google and why does Google have to do this?

    Google is a business. They may have considered this but couldn't come up with a viable business case.

    Why doesn't someone else do this? it's not like Google is the only search company.

  85. Who wants Google tracking their kids? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    Hello, McFly?!

    Google makes their money by selling information about their users to advertisers.
    Do you really want your kid being googlestalked?

    Go look at the Disney websites, they already stalk the crap out of your kids. It is icky and it is just a walled garden.

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  86. Apple Appy App by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are looking for censorship, just get an Apple Product and only get apps.

  87. Advertising question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Advertising directed at kids has a lot of regulation in many countries. So, they would eventually run into a legal mess. And without ads, they won't be making any money. And of course, they might have to handpick everything they put on there, or they'll get sued when someone figures out a way to bypass their filter and puts porn on there.

    So, let me see... requires a lot of effort, has a risk of legal issues and makes no money... Why would they do it?

  88. Yahoo Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://kids.yahoo.com

  89. The problem is devising age-specific search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are instances of web portals providing kid-specific contents. Yahoo Kids (kids.yahoo.com) or Junior Naver (jr.naver.com) comes to mind. What the author at Slate is asking, though, is an entire search engine specifically made for younger age. This is much more complex than simply jacking up SafeSearch, as how you define 'safe for kids' wildly vary.

    Think of it the other way around. How about asking for something like "Google Elderly"? It's much easier to design a portal with chosen contents than to build a search engine that thinks it can fetch contents "appropriate" for certain age. Although if anyone were to try doing it, it would be Google. I wonder if we could see something like "age slider" in Google Labs soon.

  90. What good would that do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dont know what service that would provide.. The rabid Left in this country already forces my grandkids to read "Heather has Two Mommies" and "Meet Daddys New Roomate" in their school.

    So why have this walled off Google when it is undermined directly in the schools. And Toronto just put out an edict that Parents can not opt their children out of any policy the school has.

    So, you are walled off....but it may be that you are walled "in" rather than out.

  91. Metatag for Natnanny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All we Need is a new metatag in html which defines the content as apropriat for children by the law of country xy or not.
    I can't immagine a hardcore porn site which would welcome children on their Site.
    Every content inapropriate for children could be marked as that.
    Natnanny could filter These contents out.

  92. Someone Give this man a raise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who has a child and has raised many I would love to have a kid safe search engine, I cant believe someone at Google has not thought of this sooner. Note to Google: Please get on this ASAP!

  93. Re:thanks for parroting that very useful cliche! by The+Outbreak+Monkey · · Score: 1

    Well I must thank you for solving the problem. A great statue will surely be erected in you honor.

    Parents should be pre-screening everything their kids see. Including: all tv shows (just incase someone hacks tv station and shows porn again), all Internet usage (incase Anonymous posts porn videos in the middle if childrens videos on YouTube again), all songs on the radio (for obvious reasons). Now, I realize that single mothers and other busy parents aren't going to have time to do this so we all know good parents shouldn't let their kids watch tv, listen to the radio, or go on the Internet. I mean lets start being parents around here right?

    . And what about these idiot parents that are working 60 hrs a week and cant keep up with their childs use of new technology? What's facebook? Lulz!!! Bad parents!!!!

    You know what? A GOOD parent would go to school with their kids and make sure they aren't using any computers there either....

    Obviously I could go on, and get onto the culture our kids live in today, but i think you get the point.

  94. Kids Browser instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.kidzui.com/

  95. Christian porn called the Song of Solomon by tepples · · Score: 1

    Most libraries have "romance novels", Lovecraft novels, and Steven King novels.

    That, and in the religion section, they have the Christian porn commonly called the Song of Solomon.

  96. You aren't subsidizing them. by r00t · · Score: 1

    Think across generations. You were a child, and those children will be adults. For each child there is an adult in the future, and for each adult there was a child in the past.

    You're subsidizing yourself really. As a child, you essentially took out a loan. You were given special help, and as a result you owe a debt. It's understandable that you wouldn't enjoy paying back your debt to society, but that's selfish. As others paid for you, so must you pay for others.

    1. Re:You aren't subsidizing them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The entire repayment of that debt is to look after my parents when they reach the older, weaker end of their lives. Your argument supposes homosexuality and the inability to have children as a position of permanent, unpayable, unasked for debt.

    2. Re:You aren't subsidizing them. by r00t · · Score: 1

      I think "subsidizing" is intended to mean stuff like the child tax credit and the property taxes going toward schools. The homosexual, like every other person, incurs this debt as a child and pays it off by being a taxpayer.

  97. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And get the children the fuck out of the internet.

  98. Great idea! by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    A Google infrastructure free of violence, bad language, porn, politics, religion, science, art, contemporary music and any other content any other type of person might be offended by.
    I'm all for it, as long as I get to decide what is and isn't inappropriate for my kids.

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  99. kids.google.com is a great idea, in the real world by urbanriot · · Score: 1

    I see a lot of comments that contain a lot of words articulating ideological beliefs; but I don't see people relaying realism.

    Yes, parents should bond with their children more. Yes, parents should browse the internet with their children. Yes, kids live in a world where there's a lot of bad things going on and kids may encounter these bad things off the internet. Unfortunately, these words are not accurate to reality. Regardless of how Slashdot posters raise their children, if those advising even have children, the reality is that kids are continually conducting research online, playing kids games online and there's no reason why, if the technology exists, a safe harbour for kids can't exist online.

    Has anyone used Microsoft Family & Safety? It works fantastic. You can blacklist * on the internet and only allow specific sites, customizing their favourites. As kids age though, they want more than crayola and build-a-bear; fortunately, Microsoft has an approved child-friendly list available. You can safely, with confidence, plop a child down in front of the computer and let them click to their hearts content and not fear they'll see anything they shouldn't.

    The downside of this is, that kids can't google search for these sites as google is not 'child-friendly' and is on the block list, as you can search for nice sounding things and have the worst results imaginable. Having a kids.google.com would be a great tool, not just for allowing a child to learn how to browse the internet unattended but for a parent to safely search with their child beside them.

  100. It's not google, but try Yahooligans. by fswine · · Score: 1

    Yahoo has the formerly named Yahooligans.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahooligans

    I use kidzui for my daughter sometimes.

  101. Kids should be outside in the fresh air by vorlich · · Score: 1

    having fun. It's called playing. Including in this activity are: climbing trees, playing in the park, kicking a ball around, swinging on the monkey bars, collecting enough deposit bottles to redeem for sweets, pretending to be pirates (ninjas, robots, turtles, jedi - you know the drill) playing with pets, feeding the ducks, looking at real things in the real world.
    Having a life...

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  102. Hasn't this existed for years already? by Draist · · Score: 1

    Last I checked (2 years ago) there were already tons of products out there that already do this. Personally I let my son on the net with a firefox extension called KidZui, all pre-approved content and with enough freedom to browse so he feels in charge. Kids need freedom to grow, you can't be watching their every move all day. Unless you want to stifle all your kids development and personality. Set boundaries and guidelines and stick to them, then let them explore.

  103. Why Doesn't 'Google Kids' Exist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google revenue is all about advertising.
    Advertising is all about selling.
    Kids don't have money and cannot buy.

  104. Cynical question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do kids have credit cards they can use?

  105. Have you tried You Tube's Safety Mode? by PNutts · · Score: 1

    Choose your safety mode
    Use YouTube's Safety Mode if you don't want to see videos that contain potentially objectionable material on YouTube.
    While it's not 100 percent accurate, we use community flagging and other content signals to determine and filter out inappropriate content.

  106. Try Googling It. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out all the options from this link. This isn't a unique idea. I had it a while ago and I found a bunch of sites that have already done it.

    http://www.pandia.com/sew/2272-top-5-search-engines-for-kids.html

  107. 3 words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no business case

  108. right by celle · · Score: 1

    "'Think back to when you were a kid and your parents dropped you off at the library,' explains Agger. 'In the children's section, the only "inappropriate" stuff to be found was Judy Blume's Forever, which someone's older sister had usually already checked out anyway."

    And when you were dropped off at the library how long did you stay in the children's section? That's when they had one. Stop dropping the job of parenting on the rest of us. You want to micro-manage your kids then stay with them 24/7 and don't complain about it since you chose to have them. Otherwise just guide them as they learn about these things that you're not ready for.

  109. next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next time you have a marketable idea rather than asking "Why doesn't Google do this?", why don't you just do it yourself.
    besides Google's got their grubby hands in enough stuff right now, would it be so bad if someone else were to do something useful?

  110. Neutering shouldn't stop at animals. by geekmux · · Score: 1

    "Parents" disgust me whenever they feel they can have children yet don't feel like taking on 100% of that responsibility. Especially when a "parent" wants to look to put yet another form of censorship or filtering on the Internet in place, to replace responsible parenting.

    I'm starting to believe that neutering shouldn't stop at animals. Why the hell not? We're already facing overpopulation on the planet anyway. Call it my own form of "filtering" irresponsibility, ignorance, and stupidity from the rest of us still ripe with common sense. Perhaps a temporary form of chemical sterilization until an adult can grow up and learn to accept responsibility instead of asking everyone else to do it for them.

    1. Re:Neutering shouldn't stop at animals. by Arlet · · Score: 1

      How exactly does 'responsible parenting' work in this case ? Imagine sitting behind the computer, together with your kid, and the kid wants to find some pictures of beavers. Are you going to let them type that in a search engine, not knowing what kind of stuff could turn up ? Are you going to come up with a lame excuse ("let's go find pictures of elephants instead") ? Or are you taking this fine moment to explain the alternative uses of the word beaver ?

    2. Re:Neutering shouldn't stop at animals. by geekmux · · Score: 1

      How exactly does 'responsible parenting' work in this case ? Imagine sitting behind the computer, together with your kid, and the kid wants to find some pictures of beavers. Are you going to let them type that in a search engine, not knowing what kind of stuff could turn up ? Are you going to come up with a lame excuse ("let's go find pictures of elephants instead") ? Or are you taking this fine moment to explain the alternative uses of the word beaver ?

      If one is concerned about their children hearing foul language, they don't take them into a bar full of sailors. The same applies to the internet. If a (good) parent truly feels they cannot control an environment, they do not allow it. Period. We're talking about very young children here, not some 15-year old. If someone cannot control what their 3 - 9 year old child has access to, you probably have no business being a parent.

      For everyone else, the answer is NOT filtering. We both know that is bullshit, and has not, does not, and will not work on the internet, unless you want to figure out a way to police every single ingress and egress point creating content, which is not what the "internet" is, whatsoever, and chances are would not be what Google "kids" is either. Besides, Google does not want that kind of liability. No company will offer that kind of content "guarantee"(or they would be foolish to do so).

      You don't hand someone a gun who has never even seen one before and hope the safety latch teaches them enough, yet that is exactly what internet filtering implies. If my son happened to pull up a picture of the wrong kind of "beaver", perhaps education as to what he is looking at is the next step, which education is also a part of responsible parenting. Relying on automated mechanisms that never work 100% of the time to shield your children from the real world is ignorance and laziness, not parenting.

  111. several stoopid ideas here that need addressin' by peaceful_bill · · Score: 1

    Hey Gents.

    Director of technology in a big international school here. Several points need-a-clarification.

    #1: so, so many parents are so, so different. We once held one of those "parent internet safety" workshops. We asked 15 mom's, "what would you do if you walked into your kids workspace and saw them quickly minimize a window". Guess what? We got 15 different answers, ranging from "death" to "ignore".

    #2: We have several parents who simply need the technical skills to understand stuff like open dns and blocking at the router. We installed filtering software for them, and spend quite a bit of time helping them understand how to use these tools. see point #1, some parents need boku-blocking, other, none.

    #3: the argument that parents should be watching their kids 24/7 to monitor and supervise their internet usage is bullshit. I've got a 2 year old, and I barely have time to keep my house clean. That being said, we use this safety PACT becuase many parents don't even know how to set rules with their kids about internet use in the house.

    #4: we teach parents about safe search, and spend so much time talking about profiles, and helping parents talk to their kids about safe internet usage. This tool would be "another tool in the belt" for us folks in schools. Guys, parents aren't geeks, eh?

  112. Perfectly fine analogy by Tofof · · Score: 2

    The analogy is sound. The children's area of the library is one where you can let a child browse freely and explore his own interests with minimal supervision. So long as you trust your child to remain in that area, you know that you don't need to personally vet each piece of content he wants to view. If anything, the Freedom to Read statment makes the analogy more apt. There's nothing but trust stopping him from wandering off to an uncensored section of the library -- the librarians shouldn't step in. This is just as there's presumably nothing but trust stopping the child from going to the address bar and wandering to an uncensored section of the interent -- the suggestion was a safe zone, not browser censoring software.

    These discussions always have someone on a high horse insisting that personally babysitting your child through life is the only course of action. There's never any thought about the child growing up and being able to be trusted. Eventually he can hopefully be trusted with no supervision at all, but until then, baby-steps like a safe zone at a library or on the internet are helpful.

    1. Re:Perfectly fine analogy by fruitbane · · Score: 1

      The OP wrote "Think back to when you were a kid and your parents dropped you off at the library." My parents visited the library with me until I was in 5th or 6th grade and was old enough to bicycle to the local branch on my own, and by that time I was no longer reading books in the children's section. I was reading young adult and regular books freely. You are right that there is an issue of trust, and of course there's also the importance of exploration of new territory, even if it does sometimes fall outside the bounds of that routine trust.

      I'm certainly not suggesting that children need parents holding their hands all through their childhood, but the language used by the OP suggested to me that the OP basically wants a virtual babysitter/guardian, or at least a fenced-in yard. The way I interpreted the OP's post suggested to ME that their use of the library was a poor analogy. The way you seem to read it, it is a good analogy. OK, fine, you have a very valid point, and I prefer what I get from your interpretation to my own interpretation, but I still think the OP's wording suggests something more in line with what I took away.

    2. Re:Perfectly fine analogy by Warma · · Score: 2

      I don't recall ever being too young to go to the library unsupervised.
      And yes, Milo Manara and was there next to to Goscinny, Franquin and Herge, though I recall being a bit too embarrassed to read them at the time (this embarrassment didn't last forever, though). I also recall trying to read Sinuhe at the age of 10, though not finishing because the text was so heavy.

      Anyway, I'm trying to say that not leaving your child unsupervised in the library because some words are bad and others aren't, seems insane and counterproductive. I'd like to hear even one example of anyone being harmed by reading a book (the Bible and Quaran do not count). What kind of fetish you have for protecting (constricting) your children anyway?

  113. Obvious solution by drb226 · · Score: 1
  114. No, you're not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're not 12, and your "logic" doesn't even match a 6 year old's.

    1. Re:No, you're not. by zill · · Score: 1

      Well done, detective Sherlock. Very well done.

      You have successfully detected the sarcasm in my language.

  115. Perhaps Google is not the answer to every question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try KidZui at http://www.kidzui.com/

  116. Yahoo has it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Used Google's regular search and came up with several kid-friendly search engines.
    Most notably, http://kids.yahoo.com

  117. Slashdot Groupthink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I expect that most of the replies will fall into two categories:
    1. "Google can't do this, it's too hard because..." from people who do not know about Yahoo Kids
    2. "Parents should supervise their children during every waking minute!" from people who haven't tried watching children long-term and/or think that parents should be producing children's videos or writing children's books while the little ones are asleep.

    My guess that is that most of the people making the above comments don't have their own children. The parents who actually live up to the "I constantly interact with and supervise my children" standard clearly wouldn't have time to post on slashdot. I can appreciate the irony in these feelings...people generally expect to draw a pension that is paid by the children that they refuse to help with today.

  118. Google can use my parental opinion... by r00t · · Score: 1

    Advertising is inappropriate. (uh oh!)

    Naked people are just fine, as long as they are all-natural and non-perverted. No fake tits, weird piercings, or fucked up eyebrows allowed. Use correct hole. Limited educational exceptions may apply.

    Guns are fine. Brain splatter is fine.

    Anything that presents drug use (including alcohol and tobacco) or gambling in a non-negative light is inappropriate.

    Intelligent design is inappropriate, except when being ridiculed.

    Games are inappropriate, except for tetris and chess.

    Terrible grammar is inappropriate. (want business grade, not perfection)

    Endorsement of irresponsible behavior is inappropriate.

  119. It's been done sort of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://yahooligans.com

  120. Good Parents don't leave their kids alone Anywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the park, supermarket, department store, or the internet.

  121. outlets by r00t · · Score: 1

    do people who cover up outlets disgusts you?

    What country?

    100 to 120 volts is a learning experience. 220 to 250 volts tends to prevent learning.

  122. comparison to kids library by kdemetter · · Score: 1

    Think back to when you were a kid and your parents dropped you off at the library,' explains Agger. 'In the children's section, the only "inappropriate" stuff to be found was Judy Blume's Forever, which someone's older sister had usually already checked out anyway. Similarly, Google Kids would be a sort of children's section of the Web, focused on providing high-quality results based on age.'"

    Yes , i remember . Try finding a good book on programming in the kids section.
    All the good books about programming were in the adult section.
    Luckily my father usually grabbed them for me.

  123. What you consider inappropriate... by Gonoff · · Score: 1

    is quite possibly not what I consider inappropriate. I considered violence and guns inappropriate for under 10s without adult supervision. Many people on your side of the Atlantic are much more worried about a 13 year old doing a picture search for stuff that has never hurt anyone.

    Talk to your kids. Educate them. Explain what you think is good and bad and why this is so. If my kids looked at stuff they shouldn't have, they did it quietly and unobtrusively. The only thing I didn't like was MSN messenger and I taught them the do's and don'ts of that as well.

    Then set them up an account for YouTube and restrict the access it gives. If you have educated them properly, they should respect your preferences enough not to rub it in your face.

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    I'll see your Constitution and raise you a Queen.
  124. well every nutter by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

    and pressure group with an axe to grind would be setting their lawyers on Google for including harry potter or what ever.

  125. RFC 3675 by Dwonis · · Score: 1
  126. Because it would be a terrible idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no way for Google to read the mind of the parent and see what he or she wants little Billy or Mariko or Ibrahim to read. Attempting to do that creates a legal nightmare that will rapidly consume every single lawyer within nine thousand miles.

    Michael Agger is stupid for asking the question, and samzenpus is stupid for putting this on /.

  127. Oh Gawd! by DFurno2003 · · Score: 1

    Think Of The Children!

  128. Probably the Wrong Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is probably the wrong question.

    If you want your kid to have specific access to the internet, your best bet would be to put in a solution that only lets them go to specific websites. In other words, screw the blacklists. They've been pretty much proven to be useless. What you're looking for is a whitelist and probably a short one at that. I'll leave the contents of it to your imagination as you'd likely have a different list in mind than I would anyway. You can do a simple solution to this like setting your kid up with their own computer and hiding the address bar on it, then setting the homepage to be an assembly of bookmarks. Or you can do something more complicated with routing or DNS controlled by a home server. Whatever you do, keep a couple things in mind.

    1. Kids were never stupid, parents just had less ways to know what they were doing: Basically the idea that in your grandparent's time kids didn't know about sex or occasionally see things they shouldn't is laughable. The only difference is now, you might trip over clues in your browser history. Or wonder why your child is erasing said history every time they use the computer.

    2. Whatever you do, it won't work: Spend all the time and money you like on a project to limit a child's use of the internet. If they're at all interested in doing so anyway, they'll find a way around it. Whether it's finding a hole in your logic, finding out that while you've locked things down like Fort Knox the local school or library hasn't, just using the internet at a friend's house or simply finding another medium to access forbidden content, they will find a way. And that's not a child's fault. Pushing limits is just one of the most effective ways to know they're there.

  129. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  130. kidzui does this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have my kids setup with kidzui.com accounts. Their computer is locked to it and that is all they can do. It is very safe and all age appropriate.

  131. Kidzui by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.kidzui.com does what you want, 'nuff said.

  132. Kidzui - The Internet for Kids (apparently) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems to work okay. My three year old uses it.

    Kidzui

  133. We already have television as a babysitter. by couchslug · · Score: 1

    We already have a Walled Garden for the frightened to use to babysit their brats. It's called "TV", and it's enough.

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  134. How does... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google, or for that matter any other search provider make money off of your idea? The buying power of a child is for all intents and purposes is non existent. Parents are the buying agents for the kids in most(all) cases. If you dont have the money why cater a product to you?

  135. Try KidZui by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's pretty much what you are looking for. Vetted kid friendly web browser.. http://www.kidzui.com/

  136. AOL has had this for ages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isn't this how a lot of us got started? easy peasy. Take that,Google.

  137. what you are looking for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your looking for is kidzui or something like it which works on a white list basis... or you know could just not use the internet as a baby sitter.

  138. Sounds Good to Me by 9jack9 · · Score: 1
    I think this would be great. Most of the comments here have missed the point, I think.

    Many of the comments I read have some common themes:

    1) You suck as a parent. Spend some time with your kid on the internet, instead of abdicating your parental responsibilities to a giant corporation. It's called being a parent, you loser.

    2) This isn't reasonable. This requires too much human effort. This isn't the way Google works.

    3) There isn't a common understanding of what should be in the fence and what should be out of the fence. Everyone's morals are different. And movie ratings suck, too.

    Some things to think about:

    1) An important aspect of being a parent is giving your children progressive levels of responsibility and risk. That's why you teach them to swim in a swimming pool, not a class 5 rapid. Movie ratings aren't perfect, but at least it gives you some idea what to expect. For kids between 9 and 12, a movie rating of PG is not a bad first cut what might be appropriate. So, an internet safe zone would be a great way for kids to have some exposure to internet searches without getting the full firehose.

    2) Yeah, the implementation details have some challenges. Too bad Google doesn't have a way to use automation to filter out masses of material as inappropriate. Oh wait, they do. Context, content, nuance, meaning, matching. That stuff is the BOMB these days. It's not like back in the day when computers were stupid.

    3) Yeah, a common understanding might be a bit challenging on the boundary cases. But within some wide parameters, say language, off the top of my head, there are some fairly common understandings of whether something belongs in the kids' side or on the adults' side.

    I think there is a definite market here. Just like there's a market in child safety seats, kid-sized bikes, Chucky Cheese, playgrounds, swimming pools, and all the myriad other ways parents will spend money to provide filtered environments for their kids.

    While we're at it, a kid filter for Wikipedia would be great. You just never know what's going to pop up in a Wikipedia search.

    In fact, I think I'll go write up a business plan. Heck, large amounts of venture capital has been thrown at far stupider ideas.

  139. try yahoo kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try Yahoo kids

    http://kids.yahoo.com/

  140. It is not google's job to censor the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not Google's job to censor the internet, the web browser has built in "rating controls" should the owner wish to use it. We've seen what google's censorship approach is to China and to the MPAA/RIAA, which is basically "make it less helpful, but don't censor"

    Besides, the walled garden approach only works if the end user wants it. When was the last time you met a child that wasn't curious who hadn't been brainwashed by their parents (think Ned Flander's children in the Simpsons.) I've only met a handful of people who were naive to the point of not being curious (because god might smite them or whatever) everyone else tended to err on the side of "why is it wrong to do this" rather than "this is forbidden and cool." Naturally many of these kids took up smoking and drinking because that was the culture at the time (might still be.) Geek-type children tend to have more of a handle on technology than their peers and are often the ones that get the other children in trouble, but thier personal view is that the censorship, DRM, or high price of something is immoral.

    Do you think that only letting your kids watch Disney G-rated shows and movies is going to improve their world view? Hell no. All that happens is that the children wind up having to catch up to their peers who started drinking, smoking and looking at porn at age 12. They end up with too naive a view about how the world works, because TV taught them that everyone good has a happy ending. It would be better to just let them learn about this stuff, and explain why it's wrong before their peers tell them how cool it is.

  141. It sort of does by jbolden · · Score: 1

    As a parent of now a 12 year old. Those sorts of content controlled websites exist. Disney runs one. http://www.webkinz.com/ , http://www.seussville.com/ etc..

    Its a bit difficult to figure out what parents want to censor in terms of all user created content. Its not hard to just have restricted sites and whitelist them.

  142. There are many sites for kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like http://www.kidsclick.org/

  143. Nowhere does it say... by RobinH · · Score: 1

    Nowhere does it say that we have a right to an internet without objectionable material. If some company wants to provide this as a (paid) service, more power to them.

    --
    "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
  144. Why does it have to be Google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why Google specifically? Yahoo Kids has existed for years. It seems to have everything you need. Check it out:
    http://kids.yahoo.com/

  145. Kidzui.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    KidZui is a great kid friendly web browser for kids...I've used it for 4 years now...try it at KidZui.com

  146. Set Google SafeSearch to 'strict' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They already have it. It's called SafeSearch. There are ways to force people to use strict filtering.

  147. Blah blah blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google Kids would just make it easier for the perverts to lurk around every corner, no? All parents I have ever had the misfortune of talking to always come to the conclusion that their child is to young and stupid, so mischief xyz is just out of the question since mEh, to young to be curious about mischief xyz, abc, and so on... The parent is generally way to stupid to want to take the time to set up that settings, either does not like passwords and stuff, thinks they won't be able to install anything. Even the parents that make a living in networking or any other IT job always bring up all the same points, it's just a bunch of lazy a** BS in my honest opinion. I'm not talking about new parents either. Parent that have been around a long time around the block 60 times and even been in situations themselves that know better, really do. Once a parent gets to be about 40 they go out of their minds I guess. Also not that MSM isn't trying, they are way out of the loop not a day goes by where is hear garbage analogies abour 'Web 2.0'. Regulating the internet will not catch chance a single bit of perverted packages, make the law as such the machines must be locked down out of the box from the OEM and OS provider and needs multi factor authentication to unlock. Extreme but serious times call for serious measures. Software not locked down for children may no longer be sold as is.

  148. It does exist by drunkenkatori · · Score: 1

    It's a product called "Kidzui". It consists of a bunch of whitelisted sites, videos and other content whitelisted by parents and teachers.

    By paying for a service you can avoid it being brought to you by Fruity Pebbles, which is what "Google Kids" would be.

  149. How about a TLD by mysidia · · Score: 1

    The problem with having a 'Google kids' search engine; is currently there is minimal webmaster assistance. Not very many major websites use PICS labelling as safe for kids; PICS labelling/RSAC is more complicated than "kid friendly / not kid friendly" and requires self-labelling involving several questions "violence rating, nudity rating, sex rating, and language rating". Again: if more sites published self-ratings, matters would be a lot easier.

    Also, a site may be perfectly safe, but what about all its links? What about the contents of linked pages unexpectedly changing, domain expired, unsavory content being introduced through user-generated postings/comments/replies, or what have you?

    Policing the content of sites and their links is no easy job, and Google could be creating a huge risk to its reputation on creating a "Google kids" system; Google already has 'Safe Search' and 'Lock Safe Search on' options, which filter search results, and possible errors in that filtering are risky enough as it is...

    I think a community effort is required. Since the Internet is worthy of having a .XXX TLD. Perhaps there should be a .KIDS TLD? Sites that are kid-safe or have a combination of kid-safe and not kid-safe content, could then list under the .KIDS TLD.
    Sites that are intended for adults would have no presence under .KIDS.

    Specifically, perhaps there should be a TLD for websites and domains geared towards children. The agreement regarding conditions of registering a domain on the TLD could include some prescriptive rules about what content may be published on .KIDS domains (rather than asking Webmasters to create special metadata tags) for example in the .KIDS TLD:

    • No 'parking pages' or domains registered solely to display third party ad banners or advertising with no original content, results of specific searches, or to attempt to sell domain(s)
    • No advertisement of any movie, video game, or other item that does not meet the .KIDS TLD content standards.
    • No inclusion of embedded content from domains in other TLDs that do not meet the .KIDS content standards.
    • No pornography/sexually explicit content
    • No advertising of any sex, gambling, smoking, alcohol, or drug related product
    • No gross violence.
    • No pages promoting, glorifying, or providing instructions/HOWTO information in regards to criminal behavior, drug use, defiance of teachers/parents, cheating on tests, dishonesty, or other unruly behavior
    • Required adherence to average community standards, for acceptable content, for children age 10.
    • No popup advertisements

    The idea then, is safe sites geared towards kids would be on the .KIDS TLD, and the parent could configure their browser to restrict access to sites not on a .KIDS domain.

    Then search engines could easily offer a '.KIDS' TLD search option

  150. Taking the pragmatic approach by tweir · · Score: 1

    My son recently turned 7, and is quite the proto-gamer. He's got his own steam account, and he is a Minecraft/Terraria addict.

    About a year or so ago, he started his youtube fix: he wanted to watch 'how-to'/review videos for transformers, star wars, and lego toys. This posed a major dilemma for me: he really enjoys watching the videos, but lets face it, there is a lot of 'inappropriate' language. One day, after telling him to skip a video for the nth time, I simply decided to stop the censorship. I sat him down, and taught him all the dirty words. We talked about reasonable limits. I.e. things he's allowed to search for, and when he needs to stop following the 'related path'. I told him point blank that I have high expectations for him, but I trust him. I can't protect him from the world, but I can shape his interpretation of it. He knows that if he imitates some of the bad language/behaviour, he's going to get an internet 'grounding'.

    I take the same approach for his gaming fix: he's allowed to play a wide assortment of games, but only on his own, or with ppl he knows IRL. He has an email address, and a skype account, but he knows that they are 'family' only.

    His computer (my old gaming rig) is right beside where I work, and we talk about what he is seeing/hearing. I probably won't know for a few years how things turn out from a moral perspective, but I do know that his reading/writing/logic skills are substantially more advanced than his peers. At 7 (grade 1), he is reading the minecraft wiki, and his google-fu is starting to develop. I'm looking forward to seeing what happens when he takes his iPad with him when he visits his Grandma's house this summer.

    1. Re:Taking the pragmatic approach by cheros · · Score: 1

      Thank you - I follow the same approach. My son is now 12, and he and his fellow schoolmates seem to now educate themselves about staying safe on the Net (it's a sort of competition between them), so all I have to do is give them extra data and it gets spread amongst his friends too (who are all quite bright, so direction is far better than creating barriers they will bypass anyway).

      Naturally, I occasionally check what he does, but I do that openly and with the specific aim at making him see what can be better and he's fine with that - he trusts me to educate rather than lecture.

      I'm of the opinion that you cannot stop a child living in the real world - in my opinion, that is setting especially the *child* up for failure..

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  151. Good grief! by mark-t · · Score: 1
    I'm a parent, and I can appreciate that it's impossible to keep tabs on kids every minute of every day, but we're talking about 6-year olds here... not high school students. It's ridiculously easy for a parent to control what a child of theirs that is that young could have access to by simply keeping any material they consider inappropriate out of the house entirely.... or at the very least, behind lock and key.

    None of my kids were allowed to use the Internet for anything but schoolwork until they were 12 (no email address either), and even then all computer use was easily monitored by having the computer in a common area of our house.

  152. Growing up on the internet myself... by Sylak · · Score: 1

    I have to wonder if anybody else remember Yahoolagins (Now Yahoo Kids) and how it changed after to become an all-encompassing web portal of kids stuff and a search engine?

  153. You are doing it wrong by dominux · · Score: 1

    You are trying to get your internet filtering installed on the wrong side of the eyeballs. It doesn't belong there, it won't work there. Give up. Put the filter in the correct place and it works for books newspapers and TV too.

  154. Never happen by cbope · · Score: 1

    One word: lawyers

    Seriously, there must be thousands of salivating lawyers out there waiting for this to happen. Your kid got called a bad name online... SUE THE PARENTS! Your kid's grades were posted online by a classmate... SUE THE PARENTS!

    With the litigation happy country the US has become, this will never work. But hey, it could give lazy parents one more thing to blame when their kid "fails" in life and doesn't achieve that 7-figure salary within a year of graduating, right?

  155. There was exactly that: TOTLOL by Xenna · · Score: 1

    TOTLOL showed parent-rated videos from youtube. My son used to love it. Unfortunately, the creator wasn't able to find a profitable way of exploiting it (I bought a subscription) so it died eventually. The great thing was, that you could leave your kid (mine was three) alone and let them browse related videos without being afraid they'd get stuck in something weird or incomprehensible. There's enough appropriate material on youtube and anyone can embed it, so what's stopping you?

    NB: While googling for TOTLOL I found this one: http://video.kidzui.com/ looks similar. Better check it out!

    Another kids site that's too good to die: www.poissonrouge.com (french, but there's no real language barrier)

  156. Try Yahoo. they do :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://kids.yahoo.com/

  157. It would exist if there was a market by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

    Things like this would exist if there was actually any market whatsoever for them.

    The trouble is: those demanding them are not prepared to do the work themselves; instead, they demand that others restrict the services they offer.

    Wikipedia got this for years and eventually told the people demanding it to go away and do it themselves if they wanted it. Notice how the people wanting this don't go to the trouble of setting up a filtering service themselves - no, they demand it be filtered at the source. They do this consistently.

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  158. Hard for me to understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why this collective hysteria about porn? I had free unsupervised internet usage from age 10 and onward. And I had seen porn much sooner. I must say that I have been spectator of quite a nice collection of perversion and sickness. Yet I turned out to be a normal boring guy. It seems to be the same about other guys from my place, though I must admit I'm not most aware of their most private moments of intimacy. We did not have such suffocative parents, at least for these issues, and it seemed fine (I'm in my 20's and 10y. ago the net was already what it is ^^).
    But, heh, for each it's own.

  159. Money by leenoble_uk · · Score: 1

    Because Google's business model relies on advertising, and it's morally reprehensible to advertise to kids anyway. If they did do it it would have to be as a tax writeoff.

  160. Re:Bad analogy using libraries -- link please by DaveyJJ · · Score: 1

    Do you know how hard that video was for me to find because you didn't put a link into your reply? I had to ask my kid for help to find it.

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  161. Derp by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    Why Doesn't 'Google Kids' Exist?

    Because you can switch SafeSearch to strict filtering? Duh.

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  162. /. Readers Are Childless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just based on the comments. All this guy is asking for is an assist from Google, just a bit of ease. And you guys can only scream back "TERRIBLE FATHER!"

  163. No money for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you create a walled garden for 6 year olds, then either you would allow that garden to be a place for advertisements or else you would just ban ads so the kids can enjoy the content. So, first there is the problem of deciding which advertisments you want your 6 year old to be exposed to... and then second, there is the problem that 6 year olds don't have much discretionary income so they wouldn't generate a lot of clickthroughs and ad revenue. In short, yes, such a site could be built and maintained, but it would be a total money loser. The market is way too small and there is no obvious revenue stream.

  164. call it a hunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But, I'm willing to bet large sums of money that the majority of people on here saying that the parents should spend every waking moment together with their child making sure they don't click anything inappropriate, are not parents themselves.

  165. Google is not your babysitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the whole approach to forcing others to do the work of filtering the world for your children, of watching them, of raising them yourself is retarded to be blunt.

    Google is not your babysitter, neither is the government.

    If there are things that you don't want your children to see then sit with them while they are online and make sure they don't see it. It really is that simple.

    If you don't have the time to sit with your child while they are watching T.V. or on the computer then they don't get to watch the T.V. or get on the computer.

    Is it really that hard to watch your child and take an active role in their protection and development??

  166. not in their buisness model by LoganDzwon · · Score: 1

    google would never do this... You can't track kids, (illegal.) You can't sell their information, (illegal.) You can't sell them stuff, (no credit card.)

  167. Or, perhaps a different plan is in order... by iceT · · Score: 1

    here's an idea... instead of having some company try to develop software that allows you to leave your child unattended on the Internet, why don't you set aside some time with them and go through the videos TOGETHER?!?! It's called "parenting". You should try it sometime.

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  168. Kidzui is a good start! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just let your kids have Kidzui!

  169. as a parent this is relevant to my interests by Sczi · · Score: 1

    Suppose the US passed a law tomorrow that all US web users can only reach web servers hosted in the US, would it even be possible to say that any telecom company with lines going between the US and another country will block any http requests where the client is inside and the server is outside? Because if it is (and I suspect it is possible right now with existing technology) then have the US select a port besides 80 (any futzing about with 80 would lead to first amendment groups being total turds about it), give it a new 3/4 letter protocol name. Give a year or so to grandfather in existing kid safe sites like nickjr.com and pbskids.org. Since only US servers would be possible, the US would have jurisdictional authority to persue abusers and/or deal with non-compliant sites. Foreign sites could easily host on the channel by having servers inside the US. Google could index it all day long, and theoretically it's already been vetted. The last piece would be to allow users to choose if they want to block access to port 80 either to their house or their kid's pc or whatever. I suppose a certain critical mass of content would be necessary before it becomes a realistic option to block 80. Maybe sites available on the new port would require something similar to an ssl certificate, except not for encryption, just for identification purposes and to make then centrally revokable.

    I think culturally this idea has a few things working for it. For one, I would hope that btards and anonidiots would have better things to do than hack nickjr's front page to put up some boobs or something, but I've given up trying to predict what the less mature black hat script kiddies think is funny. Maybe it would lead to a new crop of white hats who strive to find and report vulnerabilities. And if you report it to the site owner and they don't care, you'd have the option of reporting to the govt who could then threaten to revoke their license (kicking them off the new port but leaving 80 intact of course). Maybe Youtube could implement something like the moderation algorithm that has been kicked around on here.. you upload a video, you think it's kid safe so you flag it.. if 95% of random voters agree, then your video is made available on the "clean version" of Youtube.

    I could go on, but you get the idea.. 1, set up a new thing, 2, block foreign servers (establish enforceable jurisdiction), 3, content providers provide content, 4, consumers have a choice, 5, uses mostly existing technology, 6, not too big a pain in any one person's ass.

  170. always keep safe the children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's it, ban pornography, but please allow weapons. Internet security doesn't have to stop people's freedom.

  171. Very funny. by drolli · · Score: 1

    I am not exactly sure what he thinks the safesearch option is for.

    googling for it, the right solution turned up after 1 minute:

    http://www.corenetworkz.com/2010/12/enable-google-safesearch-for-firerfox.html

    Its called locking and was discussed in the google blog.

    http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/11/locking-safesearch.html

    (And yes, your child will circumvent it at some point, and if its that far also a "google kids" domain wouldnt help - google cant fix the whole internet)

  172. New TLD by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    This is why the new 'think of the children' TLD should have been .kids, not .xxx. Configure your transparent proxy to only allow connections from your child's computer to .kids domains. Done. Good luck filtering .com, .org, .net, etc.

  173. Umm...Google's business model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google is an advertising company. 98% of their revenue comes from it. Investing in a system that sandboxes a subset of the Internet (appropriate content) for people who don't make purchase decisions doesn't make sense.

    People forget that Google has a business model.

  174. Hard problem to solve w/an algorithm by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

    Google isn't really equipped to solve this problem. They're in the business of getting it right "most of the time" or giving the best answer it can find, whether or not it's appropriate. They do a remarkably good job but sometimes they get it very wrong.

    In a kids-only website you have to curate the content somehow with trusted editors, b/c you can't afford even one mistake (the way at least in the US kids are protected by law and politics). So Google isn't a good fit.

    There is a site recently bought by Disney called Togetherville that solves the problem in an interesting way. You basically use your facebook social network as a kind of oauth/openid for your kids. You pick out people from your social network who you say are "trusted" to play with your kids online. Then the kids get access to these people in a controlled environment, to share videos, and do whatever you might want to do in a little social network sandbox..

    I think it's a clever idea of making child-adult-internet resource authorization simple for parents (and outsourcing a lot of the tech and mgmt to FB), and apparently so did Disney. And it's cool that it doesn't require a traditional internet filter or any kind of content white list. It's just a way of managing a list of adults who aren't going to let your kids get into hot water. Put the onus on the parent's judgment of their relationships, which is exactly how it works in the real world.

  175. It's simple really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because kids don't have money...

  176. another babysitter by sixsixtysix · · Score: 1

    looks like a parent looking for another babysitter. is the tv not good enough anymore?

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  177. Psh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is a good question. Here's another one: What's the only job that it's ok to be horrible at and everyone complains should be being done more for them? Don't wanna parent. Don't have kids. It's easy and even you can do it! Plus Google already has search filtering options. I dunno if these options are available at youtube, but Google has definitely thought of this "problem" before. I'm not saying parent's should be lone commandos and receive no help. But it really pisses me off when I hear people say "If you've never had kids you're not a real adult." and then they act entitled like children. "Give me this. Do this for me. I shouldn't have to worry about that." Fuck you. Deal with it like a "real adult".

  178. But...think of the children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Strange-ass video"? Does he use this language around the 6-year-old son he wishes to "protect"?

  179. you gotta be your own dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree,
    Letting kids alone on the net is like letting them run freely on the streets... nobody will stop them from going on the freeway..(general tems of speaking)
    It's a matter of faith and having your kids well instructed of the dangers, filtering content is a horrible thing, because they will most certainly end up at a friends place seeing that stuff on the net: and what's forbidden is most of the times more interesting.
    Kids should be kids

  180. That would imply a gaurantee of sorts by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    Regardless of click through disclaimers Google would be sued left, right, and center for failures even if they achieved 99.999% success so there is no way they can do it. There would also be companies that would market toward children then and since children are impressionable they probably won't understand the value of privacy. So Google could be sued for facilitating companies. Doesn't matter if anyone wins although I'm sure there will be a few wins, most will fail but the real expense will be legal costs defending themselves with many cases simply settled. If you didn't know that's how lawyers pay their bills.

  181. your drift is dumb Re:Cultural differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what can your kid see
    [ ] weapons
      [ ] firearms
      [ ] knives
    [ ] martial arts
    [ ] nude women
      [ ] boobs only
      [ ] boobs without nipples
      [ ] vagina, external
      [ ] vagina, internal
    [ ] nude men
      [ ] shirtless ...

  182. Because kids aren't all the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because people raise their kids differently. No filter would be adequate for all parents. It's a lot better to just let the parents do the parenting and decide on a case-by-case basis, google can't do that shit