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Steve Ballmer: We Won't Be Out-Innovated By Apple Anymore

An anonymous reader tips an article about comments from Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer regarding Microsoft's attitude toward Apple. It seems Microsoft is tired of being behind the curve in most areas of the tech market, and will be trying very hard to prevent Apple and other companies from beating them to the punch in the future. From the article: "In a recent interview, Ballmer explained that the company had ceded innovations in hardware and software to Apple, but that the-times-they-are-a-'changin. 'We are trying to make absolutely clear we are not going to leave any space uncovered to Apple,' Ballmer explained. 'Not the consumer cloud. Not hardware software innovation. We are not leaving any of that to Apple by itself. Not going to happen. Not on our watch.' ... An admirable goal, but it's fair to argue that attempting to innovate everywhere results in innovation nowhere. A big part of the reason Apple has been so successful is that they devote the bulk of their attention to only a few select market areas. By trying to innovate everywhere, so to speak, Microsoft runs the continued risk of spreading itself too thin and not really having a fundamental impact in any one market."

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  1. Sorry by residieu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry, Apple has a patent on innovation.

    1. Re:Sorry by poetmatt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To me the humor is this: why are they going after apple? Let them, surely - but why do they think it is apple who is out innovating them as opposed to the entire technology industry at large?

    2. Re:Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And Ballmer has a patent on matching his rank on the corporate ladder with his ignorance (Good thing because I hear that a lot of companies are stepping on his I.P.). This guy could not get an entry level position at his own company... good thing he was there at the start.

      I bet there are very few real parodies done on him because he's so great at it making me laugh with what he actually says.. So out of touch that one.

    3. Re:Sorry by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 0

      The article was misquoted. Fixed: We Weon't Be Out-Litigated By Apple Anymore

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    4. Re:Sorry by msauve · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Balmer is tacitly admitting that the previous policy was to have Apple innovate, then copy them.

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    5. Re:Sorry by garyoa1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but then Jobs died. Patent ran out when he did.

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    6. Re:Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. Ballmer is just proving he's a PHB type CEO.

    7. Re:Sorry by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry, Apple has a patent on innovation.

      Why stop at Apple? Everyone is out-innovating MSFT. They got lazy, back in the 90's and have to root out the rot in their company before they will be nimble enough to do anything. Best bet would be to spin off a tightly focused innovation group and pull in resources as needed from where ever they come from.

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    8. Re:Sorry by catmistake · · Score: 3

      It's Microsoft's long established development culturewatch what Apple does... then implement whatever that is in Windows.

      Ballmer's previous failed plan for beyond the OS was " last to cool, first to profit." That didn't go over so well.

      Microsoft is not entirely unlike the relentless Joshua from WarGames, but unlike Joshua, Microsoft doesn't seem to be able to learn.

    9. Re:Sorry by Truedat · · Score: 1

      The entire technology industry at large is doing badly, that's why. Microsoft are targeting those innovations that make money.

    10. Re:Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They need mindless fans too.

    11. Re:Sorry by lipanitech · · Score: 1

      If Apple does not kick start that innovation they are going to fall behind in the Phone market to Google. Just like they lost to Microsoft in the 80's.

    12. Re:Sorry by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      To me the humor is this: why are they going after apple? Let them, surely - but why do they think it is apple who is out innovating them as opposed to the entire technology industry at large?

      Well, firstly, because this focuses media attention on one competitor instead of Ballmer's general incompetence, and because they can't take on the entire technology industry at large. For one thing, a company this far behind the curve would have a difficult job playing catch-up. For Microsoft in particular, with it's record of killing promising projects because they can't leverage existing value streams, and hampering new products with the requirement of using the existing code base, the job is impossible.

      Frankly, they're focusing on Apple not because they plan to out-innovate Apple, but because they have some plan in place to out-litigate or otherwise out-maneuver Apple. When you can't compete on your own expertise, your only hope is to drag your competition down to your level.

      Frankly, I'm a little worried that Ballmer didn't mention Android -- is this the hand that's misdirecting us as to what the other hand is doing?

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    13. Re:Sorry by belgianguy · · Score: 1

      That might very well be the case. Publicly point to Apple and towards more innovation, but then instead do their dirty litigation through Nokia, MOSAID and Rockstar.

      IMO MSFT always was quite happy with being #2 in popularity, splitting the cake with only Apple. The whole Apple-vs-Microsoft was more playful than serious and consisted of nothing more than some soft air-punches thrown back and forth between their rabid fans, earning them both more money.

      But I guess being bested by Android probably caused a whole office furniture set to become airborne.

    14. Re:Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, Apple has a patent on innovation.

      Not a patent. A monopoly.

    15. Re:Sorry by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Apple is making money at it. There are plenty of players but nobody touches Apple's profitability.

    16. Re:Sorry by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      watch what Apple does... then implement whatever that is in Windows

      And the one time they try to predict where Apple is going and beat them there, we end up with Windows 8 + Metro. I'm convinced that back in 2008 or 2009, Microsoft predicted that iOS and OSX would be merged. I really can't understand any other reason for their current strategy.

    17. Re:Sorry by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > But I guess being bested by Android probably caused a whole office furniture set to become airborne.

      :-)

      Speaking of which, why isn't there a chair throwing game on Android or IOS?

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    18. Re:Sorry by catmistake · · Score: 1

      predict where Apple is going and beat them there, we end up with Windows 8 + Metro

      When was Windows 8 released? No one tells me anything anymore.

    19. Re:Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All employees of MSFT will be stack ranked according to Innovativity, and the lest innovative 20% will be let go!"

    20. Re:Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their albatross is Windows and Office. They won't do anything that threatens that hegemony. Windows 8 + Metro was a compromised mobile OS that keeps to that dogma. I suspect it will end up being a chrome book wed to a Windows desktop, except the children inherit the worst of each.

    21. Re:Sorry by hexagonc · · Score: 1

      why isn't there a chair throwing game on Android or IOS?

      Chair Ninja?

    22. Re:Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry apple isn't inovating. Microsoft beats apple to the punch, from telephones to computers. They develop the hardware, and the software. Get an fully operable system. Then drops it. Apple takes the platform and translates it into cpm, and a little spit and polish, and crapifies it, antennas issues, and sells it to fanboys who drool over it. not realizing it is old stuff now. Remember who bailed out steve and the reasons.

    23. Re:Sorry by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      You really should pay attention.

    24. Re:Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > To me the humor is this: why are they going after apple?

      ha aha ha! EXACTLY! They are still defining the future in terms of what Apple does -- exactly the sentiment of a copyist.

      The second joke is Apple's "innovation" is highly over-rated. What did it invent, exactly? GUI+mouse, tablet computers, mp3 players, and touch screens where all developed (and sold) elsewhere long before Apple invented them.

    25. Re:Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aha...IT WASN'T!! Windows 8 release is in October. Looks like Microsoft is going to be scooped yet again. They didn't predict early enough and they won't beat Apple to the punch of taking the OS out of operating systems.

    26. Re:Sorry by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      To me the humor is this: why are they going after apple? Let them, surely - but why do they think it is apple who is out innovating them as opposed to the entire technology industry at large?

      R U Serious??? Apple has more money than quite a few nations, and you're asking why?

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    27. Re:Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in the 90s... you mean when they were getting started, right?

    28. Re:Sorry by davydagger · · Score: 1

      they never innovated. They always came up with some crazy legal mumbo jumbo to shut out the competition.

      remember OS/2?

      better than windows. OS/2 warp had many of the features of win95 2 years prior

  2. On Apple's own turf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Oh, crap. Is this the real definition of "innovation", or Apple's definition? Because if this means Microsoft is going to go MORE on the offensive with asserting dodgy patents, we could be in for a rough ride...

  3. cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "we are not going to leave any space uncovered to Apple"

    all that really says is they will be following Apple into any market even ones that aren't right for Microsoft. it actually sounds to me like they are doubling down on copying Apple.

    1. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Phones yielded to Apple and Android.

      Desktop operating systems yielded to MacOSX (and maybe Ubuntu)

      Tablets tossed with the Hail Mary of RT.

      Servers yielded to several versions of Linux (and here, Apple croaked).

      Cloud to dozens of IaaS and PaaS providers.

      Virtual machines handed on a platter to VMware, Citrix, RedHat, and varying others.

      OH! But Games! Microsoft has XBOX and Zune^H^H^H^H

      Steve: remember, it was you that mixed the kool aid.

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    2. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 2

      Sorry, you're wrong-- and you're a propagandizer. Microsoft has lots of stuff and it's lost mindshare. Statistically, I'm sure Microsoft has majority share in desktop operating systems, and Nothing.Else.

      Your lack of knowledge about Citrix XenServer pegs you. Look it up. Find out where it plays.

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    3. Re:cool story bro by Tarlus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Desktop operating systems yielded to MacOSX (and maybe Ubuntu)

      And speaking of Kool Aid...

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    4. Re:cool story bro by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      all that really says is they will be following Apple into any market even ones that aren't right for Microsoft

      You are exactly right, and this is why MS fails. They have absolutely no vision of their own, no creativity, nothing driving them other than to not keep losing money to other companies. So they just copy copy copy and try to keep their head above the water while everyone else moves ahead. This is a losing strategy in the long run, which Ballmer is oblivious to apparently... MS should just pick a couple things that they do well, and do those things best, instead of trying to do everything and sucking at all of them...

    5. Re:cool story bro by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Obvious troll, but many may think it fact. You're wrong on desktops and servers, by a large margin.

      On desktops...MS still rules.

      But, from my anecdotal experience...with BIG systems, many of them even on the Federal level...in the server rooms, these days it is largely RHEL.

      The general consensus I get from any existing or new project is..."Windows does not belong in the server room". Most of what I'm seeing lately is VMWare and RHEL and Oracle in the server rooms.

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    6. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Desktop operating systems yielded to MacOSX (and maybe Ubuntu)

      And speaking of Kool Aid...

      Yeah, MacOSX is nowhere. It's all Ubuntu!

    7. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Walk inside a public place these days. What do you see? Lots of Apples. Lots of coders (and not civilians in the US, anyway) run Linux on their desktops. I know, heresy.

      Civilians usually don't run non-Windows stuff. Go onto a HS or university campus. What do you see? A sea of Apples. Microsoft has improved their stuff, don't get me wrong. But while Apple was paying deep attention to detail, Microsoft was pandering to Standard and Poor. I'm not a fanboi; I do not use Apple stuff. But I have a deep respect for Apple engineering and their ability to hypnotize their customers.

      Microsoft has statistically ceded share in almost all categories. I got modded as troll. The truth is painful, especially during lovefests like the Microsoft Partner Conference, being held this week in Toronto. Microsoft typically finds ways to pound down criticism as their lovefest pounds fists on podiums. Ballmer has let his organization and his customers down, IMHO. He's allowed a variety of holes to be broken with the concrete hammers of success and innovation, sparse sometimes, as it is. Kool aid. With sugar.

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    8. Re:cool story bro by von_rick · · Score: 4, Funny

      2012 is going to be the year of Windows desktop!

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    9. Re:cool story bro by cyber-vandal · · Score: 0

      Desktop operating systems ceded to Apple. LMFAO. Walk into any office outside the advertising industry and count the number of Apple and Linux desktops. You probably won't run out of fingers.

    10. Re:cool story bro by cyber-vandal · · Score: 4, Informative

      Walk into any office. Count the number of Apple and Linux desktops. Blush and admit you're an idiot.

    11. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not even aware of viable Citrix virtualization solution.

      Then why did you press "Preview" and "Submit" instead of "Cancel" ? You're clearly not qualified to talk about things that are way above your head.

    12. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 0

      Dude, what podunk town in S Mississippi do you live in? And do you get any sunlight?

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    13. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Just did. No blushing.

      Then I went to the corner coffee shop. Nineteen Macs, two Dell notebooks, one huge whomping HP running Vista. The Point of Sale system they use is Linux running something on KDE.

      Really, you need to get out.

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    14. Re:cool story bro by jfengel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Its Office suite is still pretty much mandatory in a lot of offices, and any place else where you have to exchange editable documents.

      This is due in part to the abysmal nature of those formats: nobody from outside can get them working with 100% fidelity. If you hand me a Word doc, and I edit it or fill it out with anything other than Genuine Microsoft(tm)-brand Word, there's a good chance it's going to look like crap when you get it back. Job security through incompetence.

      That's diminishing as people find other ways of sharing stuff, but there's still a large place for the Big File Full Of Carefully Formatted Words And Pictures that needs to be edited on both ends.

    15. Re:cool story bro by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > Walk inside a public place these days. What do you see?

      Mostly PCs. Even at the Starbucks next to the local Apple Store you will still see mostly PCs. This is where the conspicous consumers shop. Never mind anything more down market.

      You haven't seen a sea of Apples on a HS campus since it was Apple II's.

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    16. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go anywhere where people get to choose their kit, instead of being handed a ThinkPad running Win7 by default by their corporate IT department. Count the number of Apple and Linux desktops.

      Realize that the only thing keeping Microsoft as strong as it is on the desktop these days is the inertia of a couple decades of IT managers who follow the "nobody ever got fired for choosing Microsoft" rule.

      It's becoming less and less common to find Windows as a consumer's primary choice when they get to choose the system they're going to use. This is why many companies are starting to adopt "BYOD" plans, as well - the average home computer (running OS X, Linux, or Win7) is quite a bit newer and more capable than the average IT-issued device which maybe JUST got upgraded to Win7, or will be in the next 6 months, provided the budget exists to buy new hardware to replace the faltering old system running XP SP2?

      I say this as someone who uses Mac OS X as a primary development desktop, but actually purchased (and truly LIKES) Windows 7 as an alternative OS running under VMWare Fusion. Pointing to Microsoft and saying, "LOL they own the desktop and always will," overlooks a whole lot of landscape changes over the past 5 years.

    17. Re:cool story bro by larry+bagina · · Score: 0

      Apple sells 4-5 million macs per quarter. 75% of them are macbooks. Non-mac PC sales are 80-90 million per quarter. Lots of laptops have an apple logo on them (they're probably the largest laptop manufacturer) and they have an oversized presence at coffee houses and cafes, but there's a lot more to the world than hipster douchebags and basement dwellers.

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    18. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But that's FUD. Microsoft Office works well on Macs. No one complains EVER when I send them one from LibreOffice. They can't be told form the original-- and NEVER has a document not opened or looked funny.

      So you can share with about anything; Microsoft Office doesn't have document dominion anymore.

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    19. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, there's a lot more to the world than just the local coffee shops near your Cupertino home. There's even a lot more to just this country than that.

    20. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 2

      Nice way to characterize people.

      Tell me, how many non-iPad tablets do you see out there? I see a bunch of Kindles, but mostly iPads and a few rare Androids.

      Microsoft knows how to sell to businesses. Apple completely sucks at not selling directly to consumers. But the licenses trend is still bad for Microsoft. Can they do better? Ballmer claims so, but he's now an apologist, not a thought leader.

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    21. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 0

      Kiss off.

      I live in the midwest. Town of 40,000 people

      And I travel frequently. Stop being an AC and shill and look around you.

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    22. Re:cool story bro by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      And this is one of the things that almost killed Apple under Sculley. Too many products (and failures). Look at Apple's lineup now. That's where MS should go. More and more businesses don't *need* Microsoft. Many things have been replaced by web applications. That's why in the long run MS could fail if not careful.

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    23. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Walk into any office. Count the number of five year old Dells running Windows XP and IE6.

      WHO FUCKING CARES! Office computing ==> Legacy.

    24. Re:cool story bro by KagakuNinja · · Score: 1

      I'm using a recent version Open Office on the Mac, is Libre Office significantly better? Because a co worker designs these docs with Word 2007, full of carefully positioned boxes of text. When I open them, the text boxes are often overlapping and nearly impossible to properly view. I can view them correctly with Google Docs.

    25. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Macs are about 25% of the US consumer PC market (not counting tablets). The fact that you think 1/4 of America is "hipster douchebags" says quite a bit about your personal circumstances.

    26. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Use an older Word format. Also check to make sure that you're using the same printer, preferably a Postscript or HP.

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    27. Re:cool story bro by Tarlus · · Score: 1

      OS X has a widened user base, no doubt about that. But the world has hardly yielded to it as most widespread or commonly-used desktop OS.

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    28. Re:cool story bro by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 2

      Until recently you'd have been correct. I work for a large company which has always exclusively used Windows desktops (apart from some 'creative' people who had Macs for design or video). It was extremely rare to see a Mac anywhere. But in the last year or so, I'm starting to see them in large numbers, and on the desks of business people and software developers. In fact, there are now whole offices full of Macs, where once would have been Windows PCs.

      A few weeks ago, I was at a software development conference, and more than half of the geeks there (and it was almost exclusively geeks) had Macbook Pros or Airs. They outnumbered Windows and Linux laptops combined. I was lugging around a heavy HP laptop (running Mint) and was really starting to see the appeal of the lightweight Air.

      From what I've observed recently, Macs are making very strong headway into the traditional PC market.

    29. Re:cool story bro by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Regardless of perception, the point is that they still have a big market share in the office software market.

    30. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      You use inexact terms.

      iOS and OSX and Linux and Android, together and individually are making lots of headway. Let me find statistics to numb you with.

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    31. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 0

      They do.

      Didn't question that.

      Where do they get their ideas?

      Why have they been laggards in so many market places?

      Why must Ballmer declare he's going to take it back from Apple, when Apple has almost NO marketshare in the "office" software market? Because Apple has stolen the meme. They are the one to beat, whether you or I like it or not. Jobs and Gray outsmarted them, despite the almost 100% lack of business sales force at Apple. How? Paying attention to individuals.

      Apple soundly sucks at business gear. Their RAID and server systems are as good as dead. They are clueless about dealing with businesses and aren't going to change. So let's look at the key values: how big is Apple in market cap, and how big Microsoft? Even without any meaningful business office or business focus AT ALL, Apple resoundingly trumps Microsoft's marketcap.

      No one waits in line for new Windows releases-- they're anti-climatic. They used to. Now, the fanbois and grrls all line up for each tiny iddy-biddy release Apple does, fawning over it, and rumoring it for months.

      Big share. Yup. Meaningless in the great scheme of things.

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    32. Re:cool story bro by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      "we are not going to leave any space uncovered to Apple"

      Translation: "we are going to throw away as much money as possible and not get anything for it"

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    33. Re:cool story bro by Tough+Love · · Score: 2

      I see a bunch of Kindles, but mostly iPads and a few rare Androids.

      Not as rare as last week.

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    34. Re:cool story bro by Darby · · Score: 0

      Your lack of knowledge about Citrix XenServer pegs you. Look it up. Find out where it plays.

      And XenSource as well. They don't get paid for it, but it is market share. We have hundreds of them running thousands of VMs :-)

    35. Re:cool story bro by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Most people would not consider 10% of the market a significant slice...

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    36. Re:cool story bro by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Neither Android nor iOS are desktop OSes, and OS X and Linux combined still account for less than 1/3 of the desktop market (and the rest of that is Windows).

    37. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just did. No blushing.

      Then I went to the corner coffee shop. Nineteen Macs, two Dell notebooks, one huge whomping HP running Vista. The Point of Sale system they use is Linux running something on KDE.

      Really, you need to get out.

      Suggesting someone 'needs to get out' to prove your point shows you fail to understand the concept of anecdotal evidence. What's do you suppose is happening with the other 90%+ of other PCs being sold?

    38. Re:cool story bro by CannonballHead · · Score: 0

      You mean to say that people who take their computer to coffee shops (which is kind of a trendy and somewhat expensive habit) use expensive computers? I'm shocked.

      Sampling size matters. As does sample bias. :)

    39. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop being an AC and shill and look around you.

      Yeah i don't think you know what that word means, you're clearly using it wrong, wrt his post it doesn't even make sense.

    40. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10%-13% is the U.S. figure, internationally it's a whole different world where Mac is less than 2%.

    41. Re:cool story bro by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      How does printing have anything to do with viewing them in software?

    42. Re:cool story bro by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      There was a time, a very long time ago, when it was considered a perk to have a computer on your desk. Today, everyone has one on their desk. And they are so locked down that it's impossible to do anything but "work" on them without someone knowing it. Between group policies and key logging software, Big Brother is watching your every move on that PC. So the office PC has basically just become a PITA with zero cool factor. The corporate PC is now just an appliance. Sure, you're there to work and it's their equipment and they can't have you surfing porn all day - I get that. But if you want to do what YOU want to do you have to get your own PC/laptop/tablet/phone. That's where Apple and Android are just killing it. For me, the last thing I want to do after getting out of the office is look at yet another Windows box. I want something different and cool and innovative. The combination of Mac, Android and Linux satisfies my every technology need and there's no way I'm ever going back to a Windows box. Ever. Sure, there are a few occasions where I still have to use Windows at work (SharePoint, Visio and MS Project are three common examples) in which case I just blow the dust off the Windows VM on my Mac and get it done. What Apple has done, which is brilliant, it to do an end run around IT and generate demand at the consumer level. This bottom up approach, vs the traditional top down approach, puts the devices everywhere. This is why, as others here have observed, you see lots of Macs in coffee shops and airports and people's homes. It's what people WANT to use, not what IT tells them to use.

    43. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      How a printer interprets raster data varies; printer drivers affect the placement although you may not see this until, like the effects demonstrated above, you exchange the doc. It's a difference in methodology. How text boxes as opposed to vector boxes are rasterized is different between Word and window managers and Libre Office.

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    44. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One Linux desktop, zero Apple desktops, two Windows desktops...

      ...and five Apple laptops.

    45. Re:cool story bro by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I suppose one could say that OS X has widened it's userbase. They sure have a bigger userbase than they did as NeXT OS.

      But, uh.....

    46. Re:cool story bro by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Ok, that would be a big zero.

      Linux is mostly confined to fringe nerd groups. With Apple confined to artists, musicians and the unemployed.

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    47. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awww did IT deny you your toys?

      So now you hate windows because if it.

    48. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is 1992, I am in the university computer lab, I see lots of Apples. Not saying it disproves anything, but it doesn't prove anything either. Yes, true story.

    49. Re:cool story bro by tsa · · Score: 1

      And there you go. You can't ask that of a coworker. At least not all the time.

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    50. Re:cool story bro by yvajj · · Score: 1

      At our offices, you'll see a lot of Macbook Air's, but they're almost all running Windows 7.

      There's still a ton of Dell and other laptops, however, it seems that people like the look / coolness of the Apple gear, but need the productivity of Windows (at least that seems to be the case in our offices).

    51. Re:cool story bro by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      How a printer interprets raster data varies; printer drivers affect the placement

      Which has nothing at all to do with viewing it on a screen.

      That's what GP was talking about.

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    52. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was lugging around a heavy HP laptop (running Mint) and was really starting to see the appeal of the lightweight Air.

      Or, you know, any other of the dozens of light-weight laptops out there, let alone the ultrabook market.

      I have a Dell D430 from 2008. It weighs less than an Air that came out two years later. Innovation!

    53. Re:cool story bro by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      To be fair, this is not much better between different versions of Office.

    54. Re:cool story bro by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      It shouldn't have, but this is MS land, don't assume good coding practises. You are lucky if you can find out why it suddenly decided to change the margins.

    55. Re:cool story bro by joss · · Score: 1

      sweet, while you're there could you register some domain names for me.. i think sex.com might be available. thanks...

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    56. Re:cool story bro by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Really, you need to get out.

      I was on the train yesterday. I saw two people using laptops, myself included. They were both netbooks running linux. Clearly, FVWM (my laptop) now has a 50% market share using your strategy.

      I do get out, and there are quite a lot of Apples, but I wouldn't say they're dominant. I would say that they are over-represented in coffee shops, too.

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    57. Re:cool story bro by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      I'm not even aware of viable Citrix virtualization solution.

      You do know that Citrix bought XenSource a few years ago, and that most large virtualisation deployments use Xen, right? Last statistics I saw (about 6 months ago) showed Citrix had about 75% of this market.

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    58. Re:cool story bro by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I'm using a recent version Open Office on the Mac, is Libre Office significantly better?

      I have both installed. LibreOffice recently refused to open a Word document claiming it was password protected (it wasn't), while OpenOffice worked fine. So I wouldn't say it works better. The only time I've noticed a difference, it's been worse.

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    59. Re:cool story bro by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      I was lugging around a heavy HP laptop (running Mint) and was really starting to see the appeal of the lightweight Air. ... and with that you've managed to buy into the reality distortion field.

      The weight of the laptop has nothing to do with the operating system.

      There are plenty of so-called Ultrabooks which are comparable weight, spec and price (usually spec a bit better at the same price point actually) than the various Macbook Airs. I can't speak for the others, but the Asus Zenbook ones run Linux very well. The Zenbooks are also very solid and have a reasonable range of ports. Others (Toshiba?) are a little more flimsy feeling, but have better range of ports (presumably using less casing material frees up some space).

      If you want a light laptop, buy a light laptop. If you want a mac, buy a mac.

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    60. Re:cool story bro by daver00 · · Score: 1

      I would hardly call ~10% market share a market which has 'yielded'. Windows is absolutely the dominant platform on desktops, don't kid yourself. Servers are also less clean cut than you might think, Microsoft has a significant presence in the server market. Linux wins out in high performance scientific computing (clusters and the like) by an extremely wide margin, and high frequency trading for that matter. Not only that but 90% of mac's you see are running the office suite. Microsoft is hardly doing it tough, despite what you might like to think.

    61. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually notice these things. A lot of the cafes / coffee shops I visit still have a large amount of Windows based manufacturers...

    62. Re:cool story bro by chrysrobyn · · Score: 1

      They can't be told form the original-- and NEVER has a document not opened or looked funny.

      You either have technologically incompetent people opening your documents who don't know complaining is an option or a very simple layout format. In a corporate environment with templates and data-heavy presentations, it's easy to come up with presentations that won't look right in anything other than Office or which Office won't render the same as its free competitors (and that's while trying to remain compatible).

    63. Re:cool story bro by Inda · · Score: 1

      That's FUD too.

      *.doc created and saved in MS Word 2003. Sent to contractors.

      *.odt returned and all the headers and footers are corrupted.

      Do we ask them to fix? No. I do the fixing as it's quicker and easier for everyone in the chain.

      This is not a one-off. It happens all the time.

      PS It's actually nice to receive *.odt files. Some still arrive as *.pdf and there's still the expectation that they're editable.

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    64. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Using a default format of .doc (better still: docx) has worked well for us. *Never* has anyone noticed, and we churn lots of docs.

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    65. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Ballmer was really bright he'd get over the idea that for Microsoft to win it's necessary for Apple to lose.

    66. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone prefer Codeblocks/Eclipse to Visual Studio? - yes, exactly. Microsoft's last tenuous foothold in computing.

    67. Re:cool story bro by SomeStupidNickName12 · · Score: 2

      No, he said walk into an "office" not a corner coffee shop. Macs have almost zero penetration into the corporate space and the only company that have macs are those companies that don't have strict policies on their desktops/laptops.

      Its beyond frustrating because Apple just doesn't get it. Companies want the ability to centrally manage devices (desktops, laptops, tablets, etc) and unfortunately you can do this with Apple.

      Apple could easily double or triple their market share by just offering corporates the ability to central manage/control all their mac devices in their environment.

    68. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Job security through incompetence.

      Trust me, if there is anything Microsoft are competent at, it is having long meetings critically analyzing each part of the file formats, methods of storing data, checking methods, how to make it difficult for people to make it interoperable. They even changed the extension under the guise of interoperability, knowing hundreds of thousands would think they have to upgrade an application they use three things in (title, paragraph, print) because of a file extension change.

      This was deliberate, and something facebook copied (they spend months writing press releases for things that google hasn't done yet, and plotting how to counteract what might happen, a truly disgusting company)

    69. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      I disagree with the first part; although my citation is anecdotal, the other observations are not--- Apple is penetrating organizations, and often whether the organization likes it or not.

      That said, I also understand the need to enforce policies on machines, and that's WAY difficult with MacOS and iOS (less so with iOS but wait and watch).

      Apple's corporate salesforce clearly understands Apple's philosophy, and they're largely order takers, and not integrators. The ability to manage Apple/MacOS infrastructure is illusive, but NOT iOS. That's why the two are merging together.

      These facts have NOT stopped a lot of organizations from encompassing Macs into their mix. Add in the BYOD era, and the device-management era is reinventing itself.

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    70. Re:cool story bro by Tarlus · · Score: 1

      Ok. I will await these numbing statistics you speak of.

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    71. Re:cool story bro by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Use an older Word format. Also check to make sure that you're using the same printer, preferably a Postscript or HP.

      So you pretty much refuted your own comment. You don't have to play that kind of tricks with Microsoft Office, and you shouldn't with any office suite.

    72. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Trick? What of the formats? Usually this has to do with printer driver differences, and they way that they go together to make a doc transferrable.

      Is Microsoft not compatible with Microsoft? Sure it is. Compatible in its format with other apps? The exceptions are few. Meta data tagging and formatting are usually dead-on between Office 2010 and LibreOffice. Document exchange ought to be do-able, but we're so far beyond formats like RTF that were supposed to be used for document exchange, that each new proprietary "feature" causes a ripple effect in compatibility. A simple text box should work the same way, and be interchanged the same way. Tricks? Not really. Commitment to document interchangeability? Certainly. We're the customers, they're the vendors.

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    73. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not FUD. Simple docs work fine, complicated Excel sheets do not. Complicated powerpoint often, but does not always, work.

    74. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Macs are a fashion accessory. People buy them to show them off. Mac laptop sales are marginally higher than any other single laptop manufacturer, but they still aren't anywhere near a majority of overall sales. The *only* explanation for why there are so many visible Apple products out in the 'wild' is that people who have Apple products take them out in the wild more often.

      I don't take my MBP with me anywhere in public precisely because I don't want to be that "Mac douche."

    75. Re:cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just did. Only Mac and Linux machines and laptops. They only allow Windows for people with special needs, like the guys in the MechE department who run ProE and special Windows-only apps. We have 15,000 engineers here.

      I will cede the point about *most* offices, but you did say "any". :)

    76. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      I spoke of docs. There are no agreed upon formats for spreadsheets (.xls) and so exporting to another format is best. Yes, you can lose formatting.

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    77. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      How droll.

      These are tools. You choose the best one for the job.

      If you use them for entertainment, then use whatever you want, because this is more like apparel. Be macho or hipster or whatever suits you.

      I have used Macs as serious tools, and they behaved very, very well. I don't use a Mac any longer for reasons of my own.

      You can consider these things jewelry, but they really do amount to just tools or entertainment devices. The Apple hypnotism is strong for a very good reason: they do good things.

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    78. Re:cool story bro by dontclapthrowmoney · · Score: 1

      The office suite contains more than MS Word, I can only imagine the screaming if I told users at my office that we were going to move away from Outlook, or if I wanted to take Excel away from the finance people.

      I would have expected non-MS apps to deal with Word documents fairly well.

    79. Re:cool story bro by davydagger · · Score: 1

      no YOUR the propagandizer!

      microsoft has nothing anyone really wants to use.

      people use windows because they believe they are stuck with it. They always manage to come out with a new version not that bad, but not stunning.

      Most of their profits come from business sales to corporations who are already dependant on longterm software based on the previous windows version.

      Oh, when I was in college, the state mandated that everyone pay pearsons ED $200 in lab fees to learn MS office.

      Really? There was no opt out, or equivilants, although departments made exceptions to high level classes.

      MS reigns through treachery, and partnering with other corrupting treacherous corps.

    80. Re:cool story bro by davydagger · · Score: 1

      at least with the server side, you still get the old UNIX fogeys who will give you an "amen" when you say windows is a joke OS that doesn't belong serverside.

      Its funny getting involved in flame wars before your time, no really. the few remaining VMS guys will stare though.

      just think of all the now dead mini-computer OS's from the 80s the UNIX/*NIX guys are laughing at.

      in 20 years the only operating systems left will be UNIX based.(or clones/inspired by/POSIX/etc..)

    81. Re:cool story bro by domatic · · Score: 1

      It might be. LibreOffice basically started off as GO-OO and one of the big distinguishing features was better DOCX support.

    82. Re:cool story bro by bmarkovic · · Score: 1

      My office has a Macbook Pro, three Windows boxen (two on XP, one on 7), two Linux Mint boxes (a desktop and a laptop) and three Xubuntu desktops. Two CentOS servers running VMs for our business software, a Linux based VOIP PBX, a Linux based router, a Linux based WiFi box.. one iPhone, four Android phones, my old defunct HTC Beatle (iPaq 6515) was running WinCE while it was working tho. All windows boxen run Libre 3.5, we're cheap like that.

      But here is pirated-Windows land. Just a couple hundred miles from here is EU. Anecdotaly, a friend of mine works for a small Linux support company in Germany. He says that the number of Linux desktops (and office servers but that was the trend even before) has dramatically increased post 2009 recession.

      And yes, Apple probably sells more laptops than any single laptop brand in the world right now.

  4. Translation by zrbyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ballmer to MS board: "Please let stay as the CEO"

    1. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      MS board to Ballmer: "No we not."

    2. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ballmer in a month: "They fled. The Apple louts fled. Indeed, concerning the fighting waged by the heroes of Microsoft yesterday, one amazing thing really is the cowardice of the Apple employees. We had not anticipated this... Their infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Redmond. Be assured, Redmond is safe, protected."

    3. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This Baghdad Bob reference is pure gold.

    4. Re:Translation by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Seems China owns them already

    5. Re:Translation by rolfwind · · Score: 3, Funny

      After Jobs, Ballmer is the second best person for Apple. They should be paying his salary to keep working at Microsoft.

    6. Re:Translation by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Ballmer doesn't have to suck up to the board, only to Bill Gates.

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    7. Re:Translation by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      See, here's the plan. If the board ever does fire Ballmer, Apple buys majority control of Microsoft for one day, fires the board and rehires Ballmer.

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    8. Re:Translation by rsborg · · Score: 2

      Ballmer in a month: "They fled. The Apple louts fled. Indeed, concerning the fighting waged by the heroes of Microsoft yesterday, one amazing thing really is the cowardice of the Apple employees. We had not anticipated this... Their infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Redmond. Be assured, Redmond is safe, protected."

      Microsoft's new product "Microsoft Baghdad Bob"

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    9. Re:Translation by russotto · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ballmer doesn't have to suck up to the board, only to Bill Gates.

      Their last conversation probably went something like:
      BillyG: "Ah, don't worry Steve, I'm pretty sure even you can't bankrupt Microsoft within Melinda's and my lifetime."

      SteveB: "What? What are you saying? Hey! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"

    10. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what ever happened to the Iraqi Information Minister. Miss that guy.

    11. Re:Translation by tsa · · Score: 1

      If there weren't a Ballmer, it would be necessary to invent one, no?

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    12. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should be paying his salary to keep working at Microsoft.

      It's possible, where else did they get the strategy to screw Nokia. Maybe Balmer is Apples 'Stephen Elop' like stooge.

  5. Innovation? Microsoft? by jmorris42 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So lets get this right. Not only is Microsoft planning innovate for the first time, they plan to go right to out innovating Apple... as if THEY[1] do much of it themselves but whatever. And not only that they are going to suddenly be innovating on 'all fronts.' Can't wait to see this plan fail.

    [1] Apple productizes. Apple markets. They even integrate well. But mostly they are a design and marketing company.

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  6. Hmmm ... by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why am I reminded of this Dilbert cartoon from last week?

    A decree from the CEO to be more innovative largely means nothing if they can't actually make the change in a meaningful way and bring out products.

    If Microsoft has been innovating and not creating products, they're idiots. If they haven't been innovating, well, that's the fundamental problem, isn't it?

    Microsoft has been so mired in the "copy someone else's product badly" mentality for so long, I question if Balmer understand what needs to be done to fix this. Certainly not just a speech.

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    1. Re:Hmmm ... by jbolden · · Score: 5, Informative

      They've been innovating and not creating products. Microsoft has been very conservative. Go to http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/ and you'll be shocked how many cool ideas aren't seeing the light of day because they've been strategically focused and conservative. If Microsoft is willing to start taking risks again, and Windows 8 so far surely qualifies, I think it might get fun in tech again.

    2. Re:Hmmm ... by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's already fun in tech as long as you're not a microsoft-centric person.

      Quite frankly the farther I get from Microsoft-groupthink-land the better I feel. Since I'm a gamer there is nothing I can't do on my Ubuntu laptop that I can't do on any other O.S., plus I don't waste gbs on a huge Office install.

    3. Re:Hmmm ... by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2

      since I'm *not a gamer. God I need to learn to proofreed.

    4. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'd puzzled over this for a while until last week. Why do so many cool things come out of MS research? Why do almost none of them make it to the market?

      Someone here made the comment that Microsoft pays lots of very smart researchers lots of money not to innovate and create products.. But to lock them up, and keep them from working for other companies.

    5. Re:Hmmm ... by PRMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Look at their Kinect. Microsoft did everything they could to keep it from becoming a mass-market device. Why? They could have written a PC driver in 1 day and sold thousands overnight, so why not? Makes you wonder. But in a nutshell, this is what happens when you try to drive the market instead of responding to it. It has to be a 2-way street between the consumer and the producer.

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    6. Re:Hmmm ... by epine · · Score: 1

      Is it even legal to link a cartoon here lacking a tooltip bish-boom? I even enabled cookies for dilbert.com and still no yellow cake. Then it dawned on me ... I've been had.

    7. Re:Hmmm ... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Well a good example I know specifically was the X# (later F#). http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/cambridge/projects/fsharp/

      Microsoft for almost a decade has had a really spectacular (arguably the best) implementation of OCaml and a great functional language tied to .NET. Ballmer's feeling at the time was the wrong sorts of people loved it. In his mind people don't buy Microsoft for cutting edge or exciting they buy Microsoft for the ability to maintain a low TCO. Ballmer never wanted the project to go forward because it would create a situation where some programmers were using techniques which required base learning to understand.

      Something like

        let rec fibs = Seq.cache <| seq { yield! [1; 1]
          for x, y in Seq.zip fibs <| Seq.skip 1 fibs -> x + y }

      is simply not understandable to someone who's never seen functional syntax.

      In the last year though Ballmer has shifted. Because since he sat on F# that niche got absorbed by Scala and runs on the JVM.

    8. Re:Hmmm ... by oakgrove · · Score: 0

      If Microsoft is willing to start taking risks again, and Windows 8 so far surely qualifies, I think it might get fun in tech again.

      So, what you're saying is you need Microsoft to lead you by the nose in order for you to have "fun" in tech. That's just embarrassing.

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    9. Re:Hmmm ... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I understand the feeling. I've been a Unix guy since 88. That being said though, Microsoft sets the tone. Microsoft more than anyone else helped companies slash IT budgets and stagnate after Y2K.

    10. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      don't worry, all us gamers knew you had to be lying the way you first wrote that!

    11. Re:Hmmm ... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      No I live in the world. What other people has substantial impact. It makes no difference if I like a technology if that opinion isn't shared by enough people to create an ecosystem of development. Microsoft and their choice of direction have tremendous impact on the technology field. My opinions don't.

    12. Re:Hmmm ... by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      They've been innovating and not creating products. Microsoft has been very conservative.

      Well, that's quite sad then. I know they spend metric butt-loads of cash on R&D, but if they can't figure out which of those could lead to a marketable product ... they might as well not be doing the research.

      The reality is, to me (and likely loads of others), Microsoft has "innovated" very few actually cool things which have turned into products, and they sure as hell haven't been able to come up with any "disruptive" technologies that make people go "oooh, I gotta get me some of that".

      Even TFA says Ballmer "pointed out that Microsoft has advantages over Apple when it comes to features like productivity and enterprise management" ... you know, nothing at all about the success of Apple's products has focused on those things.

      If Microsoft can't see technology that exists outside of the enterprise, they're missing most of the market. An innovative set-top entertainment console doesn't need Office or the ability to integrate with your Outlook Calendar.

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    13. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact they did write a PC driver for it, and a free SDK, even a better version of the hardware for the PC. You can buy one on amazon.

    14. Re:Hmmm ... by es330td · · Score: 0

      there is nothing I can't do on my Ubuntu laptop that I can't do on any other O.S.

      I'm pretty sure you can't develop and submit iOS app to the iTunes store on your Quixotic Quail system.

    15. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No I live in the world."

      That's lame. We all live in the world. There's more than one path in life you sheep.

    16. Re:Hmmm ... by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      This is true... however there is virtualbox.

    17. Re:Hmmm ... by Mabhatter · · Score: 2

      A year late.

      Kinect was hacked to run on darn near anything in a few WEEKS after it shipped. It took Microsoft a year to admit it was useful for other things.

    18. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You underestimate the work required to build an API that will need to be supported for ten years.

    19. Re:Hmmm ... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      That is why Kinect isn't a mass market device. It isn't a mass market device because Microsoft wants it to drive sales of Xbox360's and games for the Xbox. Period.

      IF they opened it up, and Nintendo could then use it on the Wii, which won't help Microsoft. IT CANNOT HAPPEN!!! (chair flying)

      The problem with Microsoft is that they are a "Windows" company (Xbox is an extension of windows platform development). They only look at things through the "Windows".

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    20. Re:Hmmm ... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Look at their Kinect. Microsoft did everything they could to keep it from becoming a mass-market device. Why? They could have written a PC driver in 1 day and sold thousands overnight, so why not?

      The Kinect isn't there to make money on its own, it's there to sell more games on the XBOX 360. I wouldn't say it's that surprising that they focused on getting it out to the gamers before they eventually released the Windows driver.

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    21. Re:Hmmm ... by Kyont · · Score: 1

      And besides, with enough eyeballs, that shallow error would have been soon pointed out and corrected (at least, that's the way it's supposed to work).

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    22. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In fact they did write a PC driver for it, and a free SDK, even a better version of the hardware for the PC. You can buy one on amazon.

      Yes. They did. Late. After the fervor died.

      The point was that they could've done this on day one.

    23. Re:Hmmm ... by humanrev · · Score: 1

      I can't submit my tax online in Linux since E-Tax in Australia is a Windows program. Then again Mac users are in a similar bind, and they have more complaining power. I could do my tax by hand of course (how horrible!), but life is also more fun if you have at least a virtualised Windows and hence don't have to stress.

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    24. Re:Hmmm ... by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      its true, MS did the world a favour, but their time has come and gone and I guess the future of computing is "cloud"-connected consumer devices.

      They may provide less power and flexibility, but that also means less viruses and general problems. This is what the majority of us want, so expect to see the future moving that way, just like small PCs took over from Unix workstations, which in turn took over from mainframes.

    25. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it went down like this:

      Senior Management: We don't want to jeopardize any potential Xbox360 sales letting people run Kinect games on their Windows PC.

    26. Re:Hmmm ... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      t if they can't figure out which of those could lead to a marketable product ... they might as well not be doing the research.

      Most of the research isn't directed at new products but innovations for old ones. Mostly what Microsoft does is has a full hand of possible enhancements, so that if they needed to start improving their products rapidly they could. The thing is that mostly their so/so products are highly marketable, and drastic change would put that at risk. And they aren't wrong there BTW. For example the NET compiler is possibly the most sophisticated compiler on the market, vastly more complex and innovative than the Visual Studio 6 compiler was. But the shift from Visual Basic 6 to Visual Basic .NET lost them something like 80% of their marketshare.

      and they sure as hell haven't been able to come up with any "disruptive" technologies that make people go "oooh, I gotta get me some of that".

      Well XP, the merging of Windows ME compatibility with the Windows NT kernel.
      Dynamics a full fledged ERP/CRM that uses Office (which is known universally by accounting / finance people) as its interface.
      The mixture of mail, calendar, task management... in Outlook. .NET which allowed for the abstraction of high level libraries with the performance of native code and a degree of language independence no one else matches.
      And if it works, Windows 8 the first interface to allow for seamless transition from keyboard/mouse to touch plus complete scalability
      The network abstraction layer in the Windows kernel that allows for all sorts of complex management while still permitting gigabit throughput with heavy CPU load.

      That being said, I agree they have been far more conservative than I would have liked.

    27. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and they are so confident that Windows 8 will be a monster success that they've already announced the fire sale upgrade price of $40.

      They are already admitting they expect it to fail.

    28. Re:Hmmm ... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Informative

      X# has nothing to do with F#. F# originated from the attempt to port OCaml to .NET, which itself was preceded by an attempt to port Haskell to .NET (Google for "Mondrian programming language").

      X# was rather an attempt to take C# and combine it with XML, and specifically XDM (which was all the rage in enterprise circles back in 2002-2004, when the project ran) - sorta like imperative XQuery with more C#-like syntax. So you had XDM complex types as first class entities, the ability to reference XML Schema as a type library etc. The only part of X# is survived in some way were query comprehensions, which shed their XML origin and became LINQ.

      Also, F# is not an implementation of Objective Caml: it supports none of the "objective" part - i.e. none of the original awesome structurally-typed object model with multiple inheritance and pervasive type inference; instead, it uses its own object model that maps closely to .NET. It also doesn't support functors, which is another particularly strong point of OCaml. In "legacy syntax" mode, F# implements the only base Caml language (more or less the same as Caml Light). In regular mode, it is a wholly separate dialect of ML with some minor OCaml heritage, but unique syntax and idioms.

      As for why F# was sat on for so long... I dare say it doesn't have much to do with Scala, but more with FP itself becoming more mainstream in general, and in MS developer ecosystem in particular. C# and VB programmers were essentially forcibly exposed to some important parts of FP when LINQ was introduced - and LINQ, if you set the AST-preserving portion of it aside, is just lazy sequence comprehensions, the usual map/filter/fold that is the staple of idiomatic FP code. So by now even many C# developers are not unfamiliar with the programming style that you showcase.

    29. Re:Hmmm ... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Yes they do. They've created a market which is change resistant the people who like change have moved to Apple or Android. But to maintain their hold on the consumer space they are going to have to upset the apple cart. There is a whole ecosystem that needs to change and Windows 8 is a crucial first step.

    30. Re:Hmmm ... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Certainly the future is cloud connected small devices. Even Microsoft sees that. They just want those devices to be running Microsoft software.

      Look at their vision of the future to see how small and how cloud they want things to be: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6cNdhOKwi0

    31. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So very true. Everything Microsoft makes is boring, they seem to just suck the life right out of everything they touch.

    32. Re:Hmmm ... by hawk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      sure Windows 8 is taking a risk.

      Booting windows has always been a risk.

      a risk to your data, a risk to . . .

      Practice safe computing: always draw a pentium around your computer before launching windows or otherwise trafficking in demons :)

      Hawk

    33. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how is this that much different from apples "copy someone else's product well" mentality? ah, one co went left, the other went right, i see

    34. Re:Hmmm ... by tqk · · Score: 1

      its true, MS did the world a favour, but their time has come and gone and I guess the future of computing is "cloud"-connected consumer devices.

      They may provide less power and flexibility, but that also means less viruses and general problems.

      Wow. Can you set the bar any lower? Microsoft, the operating system company that brought you the richest malware welcoming environment in the history of computing, and you're running to cloud computing so you can continue to use it. Jobs' RDF has nothing on Microsoft's RDF.

      --
      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
    35. Re:Hmmm ... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Does MacOS X run well enough on VirtualBox to let people run the iOS toolchain on it? Would Apple be able to tell if you registered as a developer and did that?

    36. Re:Hmmm ... by mattr · · Score: 1

      I tried but the main graphic which is apparently an ad on the page does not display on Chrome / Mac OS X.

    37. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Advertisers and marketers don't like two-way. They like one-way. I think Microsoft has for 20 years or more been a marketing company who does computer work on the side. So naturally their focus is one-way.

      Who needs it.

    38. Re:Hmmm ... by Locutus · · Score: 1

      yes, that exact scenario was found in a leaked internal Microsoft memo.

      it goes along with how they will go and assign something like 12 Microsoft employees to handle, coach, and basically direct the author of an article on a Microsoft technology. This includes scripting questions and responses for those in phone or other contact with the author and the use of staff psychologists to make sure the article ends up the way Microsoft wants it. This all came from a mistake when they author of an article was mistakenly included on an email between these internal coaches.

      I'm pretty sure Ballmer and Gates have read "The Innovator's Dilemma" too.

      LoB

      --
      "Anyone who stands out in the middle of a road looks like roadkill to me." --Linus
    39. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right and remember how they threatened to take legal action on those who hacked it when it was announced? yup, they got a clue and Ballmer is a great CEO. not.

    40. Re:Hmmm ... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      X# was rather an attempt to take C# and combine it with XML,

      That has to be the most enterprise thing I have heard today.

      --
      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    41. Re:Hmmm ... by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about running MS devices? Nobody wants them, they run any device, not keeping the MS monopoly.

      MS is history. did you read that bit?

    42. Re:Hmmm ... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Great post lots of content. I looked into your argument about the history of F# regarding Haskell (Haskell is one of my primary languages) and I don't see any comments to that effect. Lots of the big Haskell people work for Microsoft. There still are active projects to port Haskell to .NET but the issue was always clear that the type system in .NET isn't robust enough. There is still a lot of work in bringing ideas from Haskell into .NET, or whatever Microsoft's next compiler will be.

      F# gets around that by limiting the scope of type manipulations which is easier because:

      a) F#/OCaml isn't pure so you don't have to constantly be using Monads
      b) F# uses more C#ish idioms.

      The lack of type inferences... is crippling for Haskell and just bad for F#. So I mostly agree with what you are saying. If you want to say it is more like ML with the C#/Java object system on top... I can live with that.

      As for X# you were right I was wrong. There was some overlap in people on both teams especially Erik Meijer.

      As for Scala my point was that Scala took the market F# should have had. Not that Scala had influence inside Microsoft.

    43. Re:Hmmm ... by mrjimorg · · Score: 1

      I have to disagree. I'd really be interested in seeing their Singularity project turned into a product. It's an OS in CLR which doesn't need/use virtual memory. If the CLR is truely secure then it would be pretty resistant to viruses. Context switching is very quick when you don't need to load in different virt/phys tables. Problem is- no drivers for it yet, but for a tablet that isn't an issue.

    44. Re:Hmmm ... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I don't think you'll find many public connections between F# and Haskell.NET/Mondrian. The teams involved were both part of Project 7 (porting 7 different languages to .NET to prove its suitability for various kinds of languages), but the people involved were different - in particular, Mondrian was headed primarily by Eric Meijer. It was more of a spiritual connection - Don Syme picked up the tab of getting an academic functional language on .NET after Haskell guys wrapped it down, and of course it's not the same code at all. Here is an interview with Don where they ask this exact question and he explains the connection. The relevant quote:

      Q: I've heard that there was a project where Microsoft started to integrate Haskell on .NET and then it was replaced with the F# project. Is that true? If it's true, why?

      A: ... I took what I learned from .NET Generics and saw that there was a chance to do a ML like language fitted very closely with .NET. During this time we [Project 7] had a go doing Haskell for .NET, we actually got a long way in doing that, but in the end there is quite a lot of dissonance between Haskell and .NET. The purity is one aspect of that so you are writing monadic code whenever you use the .NET libraries, which would be perhaps unusual, would lead you to writing more monadic code than you would like. Also, Haskell didn't have any tradition of adding object oriented extensions to Haskell. ...

    45. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't know.

  7. Fight the wrong battles? by Kergan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ballmer seems to be citing the ongoing (prior?) battles as areas where MS intends to fight... That's great and all, assuming MS delivers, but they should instead be focussing on the next battles.

    1. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by david.emery · · Score: 1

      Yeah, lots of precedent for Microsoft following (and losing lots of money) under Ballmer's watch. Not just Apple, but also Google.

      I don't understand why he's still CEO.

    2. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by Anarchitect · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
      -- Wayne Gretzky

      --
      QA implies some kind of quality to begin with.
    3. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by hoggoth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, he is using the same strategy as the TSA. Focus on yesterday's problem, not tomorrow's.

      --
      - For the complete works of Shakespeare: cat /dev/random (may take some time)
    4. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by kehren77 · · Score: 1

      With more and more companies, municipalities and school districts moving to Google Apps, I'm shocked that the MS board hasn't handed Ballmer his gold watch and sent him packing.

    5. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's an oft-quoted line of Wayne Gretsky about skating to where the puck is going, rather than skating to where it is now. Steve Jobs quoted it a number of years ago regarding their strategy of looking towards whatever was coming next, rather than what consumers were using and wanting now.

      Microsoft has been a "skate to where the puck is" company for quite a few years now, which is why everything they've been putting out feels just a bit off and a bit behind. They've made indications in the last few months that they want to get away from that and actually start to be pushing boundaries, rather than filling in behind the people that push the boundaries. And I sincerely hope they do, since more innovation (and competition!) in the tech space is always a good thing. They certainly have an awesome R&D department that routinely puts out awesome stuff, but it's unfortunately very rarely realized in its full potential. I'd love to see them using the stuff they develop internally in big ways.

    6. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by fermion · · Score: 1
      I think it is even worse than that. It is like fighting a war against a foe defeated years ago. MS is not only innovating against a competitor that is directly threatening their marketshare, they are allowing true competitors to roam freely.

      Look at the market statistics. The end of the PC may be neigh, but that is a few years away, and building a hybrid machine that maintains the MS Windows desktop may or may not be an effective method to counter this. In near term, though, what is driving MS share downwards is a new browser, a new phone, and lack of growth in the advertising market. None of these is Apple. The only threat that Apple made was many years ago with the Intel MacBook. Lately the issue is Google. Most of the user fleeing IE seem to be going to chrome. Most people buying smart phones seem to be buying Android phones. The iPhone market share is still significant, but MS is not likely to win iPhone users with a MS phone. If a Surface tablet does appear, it is simply going to poach sales from more expensive laptops, which is why HP and Dell and the others are so pissed off.

      Google Docs has essentially made the home student versions of MS Office obsolete in a way that OO.org could not. IE is not needed for anything anymore because Google has developed techniques that are standards based. THe Damage has been done. MS can remain long term viable only by provided direct customer service to end users. Whether it needs to do this is questionable. They have lots of revenue, and any large amounts of money spent is going to be just thrown down a whole for a long time.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    7. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 2, Funny

      Balmer just doesn't give a puck.

    8. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      Like the military fighting WW2 when they were in Viet Nam or staying with a cold war mentality when dealing with insurgencies, big players often tend to focus on the older battlegrounds because they have a kind of institutional inertia due in part to organizational complexi and a difficulty getting established parts of their organization to agree to change course quickly.

      It is a rare organization that is able to be huge while maintaining a focused goal, allowing them to be nimble and get into/create new market spaces before that market gets passé. Even rarer is the huge organization that does that AND makes a truly solid product in that new market to the point where it's very difficult for a new competitor to break in without seeming like a cheap imitator.

      Apple has been pretty good at that - smartphones before the iPhone existed, but they moved into that space fast enough, and with a product that was compelling enough and very polished (though not strictly speaking, the first smartphone like it since there was a tiny designer phone out there like it) to become the market. Same with tablets - I tried every other tablet I could find at the time of the IPad 2 launch and nothing came close (though now there are some very good tablets out there that are quite competitive). Same with mp3 players. Same with online music stores.

      If Microsoft wants to be innovative and competitive, they will have to get a lot more focused than they are, and they will need to make a true, concerted, company-wide push to make all their products achieve that goal. Jobs and the executive team at Apple was able to do that, but Steve Ballmer is no Steve Jobs, and I seriously doubt the Microsoft executive team is willing to follow him to the cafeteria, let alone into a scary new direction.

      --
      Since I can't tell them apart, I treat all ACs as the same person.
    9. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by dkf · · Score: 2

      A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
      -- Wayne Gretzky

      Yet everything I've ever heard about Ballmer indicates that he's the type to hold a management meeting to agree where the puck was and to work out what their strategic approach to dealing with the whole puck-goal situation needs to be in the first place. Time and again MS come up with good things internally with great potential, and time and again they kill them for obscure reasons. They'll even try to throw competing teams at the same problem, if I've remembered right.

      It's no wonder that so many other companies run rings around them. If it wasn't for the behemoth of Office (including all the server components that support it, such as Exchange and Sharepoint) MS would be in amazingly deep trouble. As it is, they're sufficiently rich from that that they can tolerate a lot of management stupidity.

      --
      "Little does he know, but there is no 'I' in 'Idiot'!"
    10. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Throughout Microsoft's history, it has demonstrated itself to be too untrustworthy to be at the forefront of anything. I'd rather have a company that supports open standards pushing the boundries of technology.

    11. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by Locutus · · Score: 1

      they spent their existence letting others define the market and then they went in and leveraged their market position with desktop Windows and took the new market. they got lucky with a quick and cheap PC turned game console( Xbox ) and caught Sony going for the gold with a radical new design and therefore won early entry into the next gen console market. Only cost them a few 10s of billions which it'll take another 5+ years to recoup but they "won" that market in Ballmers eyes because they are now a player there. Everything else they've failed though.

      So, where they can't leverage desktop Windows position what really do they have but Ballmers mouth saying they can pull it off? Not the billions and billions they've already spent and lost on all the other ventures. I guess they pulled some fancy financial work and wrote off $6 billion so they'll have a few billion to spread around and try to market their way into the phone and tablet segments.

      I still see Ballmers head hitting a surface like device over and over again while saying 'son of a bitch...son of a bitch...'. or something like that.

      LoB

      --
      "Anyone who stands out in the middle of a road looks like roadkill to me." --Linus
    12. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by grcumb · · Score: 2

      Balmer just doesn't give a puck.

      Ballmer heard that goalies win games, so he put 6 goalies on the ice. He's now substituting them with 6 wingers.

      --
      Crumb's Corollary: Never bring a knife to a bun fight.
    13. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but they should instead be focussing on the next battles

      Seems reasonable.

      But does Ballmer have any interest in learning where the next battles are going to be?

      Ballmer has demonstrated again and again that he just doesn't think that way. He focuses on proven and maturing markets. He would probably scoff at the idea of trying to predict the future by guessing where the next battles will be. He looks at where the money is BEING made, and that tells him where to go to battle.

      From his perspective, it seems wise to have let Apple forge the trail into the unproven tablet space, allowing MS to come along later and reap the bulk of the profits in the long run. It doesn't seem risky to him because he knows that he has his army of sales reps out there to brutally twist arms and make it happen.

      And he has plenty of historical evidence to justify this strategy. For example, he knew full well that nobody really wanted Vista. But he got Vista installed on 99% of new PCs pretty soon after the launch date. The conclusion is clear: His organization has the ability to force customers to buy whatever he wants them to buy. It won't matter if customers WANT Surface or not. What matters is how to manipulate the ecosystem to make sure that Surface is what gets sold.

      Some people might think that's not a very inspiring way to run a company. But it did get Microsoft where it is today.

    14. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're always where the puck will be, then you'll never get the puck.

    15. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Do you think internal competing teams is a dumb idea? I think it sounds, offhand, like a good idea. I'd be interested to hear more about people's experiences with it.

    16. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      On the off-chance Mr. Ballmer is reading this thread, let's put this in language he'll understand.

      "A good chair thrower aims where the person is. A great chair thrower aims where the person is going to be."

    17. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by xs650 · · Score: 1

      Ballmer seems to be citing the ongoing (prior?) battles as areas where MS intends to fight... That's great and all, assuming MS delivers, but they should instead be focussing on the next battles.

      There's the problem, their DNA isn't capable of figuring out what the next battles will be or creative enough to force the next battle to be the battle they want to have.

    18. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by fwarren · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the key there is to go where the puck is going to be. Microsoft has been a day late and a dollar short at ending up where the puck is. I think is is much more likely that they are going to guess at where the puck will be, but they will end up no where near where the puck is going.

      It is an interesting question. Look at Steve Jobs in 1984 and where he thought computers would be by now. Did he have a good idea where things were going? Or did he decide where he wanted to go, and bent our will to his?

      --
      vi + /etc over regedit any day of the week.
    19. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by Riceballsan · · Score: 1

      Honestly I'm not seeing where apple is more inovative than Microsoft, if anything MS is more innovative than apple IMO. Unless the definition of "innovative" is taking 1-2 existing popular technologies, slightly improving them and putting a big marketing scheme behind it, I just don't see it. Almost everything in the iphones capabilities, were being done by PDA's turned phones, and blackberry's long before them. The reason they started failing wasn't the product at all, it was simply the direction of origin. Start something out as a toy, then advertise that it has business uses = awsome now my boss will let me use a toy for work. Start something out as a business tool and then add the toys = meh I don't really want a business tool. Even if the end point of both paths is exactly the same, the one that has the image of being used for fun first, will win the race.

    20. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now people skate to where the f*ck is, his daughter, takes bow, goodnight. (ba dum bump)

    21. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Well there's positive competition (trying to do better than them) and negative competition (trying to make them do worse than you).

      I think it's one of those things that works well in theory, but it's difficult to put into practice, perhaps because the second strategy is often easier than the first one. And of course it either consumes N times the resources or you spread those resources N times as thin (1/Nth as thick?) which means even the "winning" product might be 1/N assed.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    22. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      As I first heard it, it was "skates to" not "plays".

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    23. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The end of the PC may be neigh

      I'd shout that from the rooftops but my voice is a little horse.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    24. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > They certainly have an awesome R&D department that routinely puts out awesome stuff
      They have an R&D department but NO STRATEGY department coming out with awesome strategies.
      That's the problem. Leadership, they got none.

  8. So... by dciman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    they're going to do something that is completely against/opposite any and all products or direction they have ever made or gone? I'll believe it when I see it!

    They don't have the best track record on original products :)

    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes! They will do the opposite!!

      If this plan fails, at least Ballmer, being a short stocky slow-witted bald man, will get a job with the New York Yankees.

    2. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only way MS could hope to be as innovative as Apple is to buy them. Since that isn't happening any time soon, just maintain the current course of coming to market with 'innovations' 3 - 5 years after everybody else. And somewhere in the middle, create a server OS that is visually optimized for running on a tablet.

    3. Re:So... by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      If MS ever buys Apple, they'll just fire everybody that is insurbordinated enough to propose an idea different from Balmer ones.

      Yeah, in a sense that'll make them as innovative as Apple.

    4. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't have ANY track record on original products.

    5. Re:So... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      create a server OS that is visually optimized for running on a tablet.

      ... and put it on a desktop.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  9. The /. post is completely apple's bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it me or is it the bias in the article? Apple has clearly tried to innovate widely in the past and has definitely met with failure on many products. They just honed a few products better on what they knew. Cutting down your avenues to make more narcissistic devices is NOT what innovation is all about

    1. Re:The /. post is completely apple's bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Honing a "few products" has worked out pretty well for them. That is even including cannibalization of some of their big winners like the iPod. I may not like how Apple does things, but they do a lot of things right especially from a user design perspective. Every time I have picked up one of their products just to see what the big deal is, I have been able to immediately "get it" and see how to use them. They have innovated in a few very important ways.

      By the way, how can a device be narcissistic. Me thinks you are just as spellbound by their marketing as the dirty hipsters you seem to be trying to disparage.

    2. Re:The /. post is completely apple's bitch by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      And yet Apple literally has more money than it knows what to do with. You can blame it on narcissism, on hipster doofuses or whatever you like, but while Apple's market share on those devices is going through the roof, and on Google's side where Android is showing up everywhere, Microsoft is still month's away from an OS that will run reasonably well on tablets and other such devices. Microsoft is literally two years behind Apple and Google, and if this follows the same trend as Microsoft's other attempts to get into the mobile market, they'll be left with the best mobile OS that runs on a PC.

      I don't think Microsoft is going anywhere. The Office-Exchange beast dominates in the corporate world, but let's face it, as the PC fades in importance as a consumer device, Microsoft has a serious problem, and in the mobile/device world of smartphones and tablets, it does not have the dominance that it used in the late 1980s and early 1990s to become the powerhouse it is now. And as those devices get embedded more and more in the corporate world, there's a trojan horse waiting.

      It's all well and good that Microsoft is going to start innovating. The problem is that they're probably five or six years too late, and are saddled with all kinds of pointless cruft like the XBox division. If Microsoft can't regain some ground, Ballmer's time will be seen as a long period of stagnation. It doesn't matter how much Microsoft Research cranks out if the marketing boys lack the imagination to see its application.

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    3. Re:The /. post is completely apple's bitch by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      No. The Balmer comments are completely surended to Apple. The post does nothing more than echoing that.

  10. CEO Says his company is better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow.. shocking..

    I mean.. what do people expect them to say? Obviously internal emails are going to be probably as scathing as gates letter to the movie maker team.

    http://blog.seattlepi.com/microsoft/2008/06/24/full-text-an-epic-bill-gates-e-mail-rant/

    But externally you'll find hard pressed to find a CEO of a major corporation to say anything other than we rock or we're going to rock.

  11. Obligatory Dilbert reference... by DavidHumus · · Score: 2

    Work smarter, not harder: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1997-07-06/ .

    Because innovation is the same way - Ballmer doesn't want to be out-innovated in any of the established "hot" areas but he doesn't know what he doesn't know.

  12. Won't be out-innovated by Apple anymore? by c0c · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why? Because Jobs is dead?

    1. Re:Won't be out-innovated by Apple anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Patent lawyers! Patent lawyers! Patent lawyers!"

  13. Focus on Business! by na1led · · Score: 1

    All Microsoft has to do is focus on improving the support for Businesses, and Apple will always be the little man. Keep Microsoft OS on work desktops, Microsoft Office products, and Microsoft on servers (including better virtualization), and Microsoft will keeps its Monopoly.

    --
    -- By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
    1. Re:Focus on Business! by jbolden · · Score: 2

      Don't forget Microsoft got where is today via. winning the small business market and then sneaking into to enterprise desktop to overturn the Mainframes and Minis. Microsoft understands fully well if they are knocked out mostly from consumer by 2020, by 2030 things could look very different in enterprise.

    2. Re:Focus on Business! by BumpyCarrot · · Score: 2

      Look at RIM. Turns out if someone makes a consumer product that competes with your business product, your business product doesn't matter so much.

      --
      Do you see what I did there?
    3. Re:Focus on Business! by na1led · · Score: 1

      And who do we have to thank for that? Microsoft! They provided the means with Exchange Server for businesses to get their emails on iPhone and Android.

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      -- By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
  14. Microsoft Misses Opportunities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WP7 could have replaced the Blackberry platform in so many businesses with native Office and Outlook if they were only smart enough to add support for digital signatures and encryption. They would have instantly gained significant marketshare instead of being nowhere against iPhone and Android. Just another example of almost from Microsoft.

    1. Re:Microsoft Misses Opportunities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And also come out 4 years ago.

    2. Re:Microsoft Misses Opportunities by BumpyCarrot · · Score: 1

      Blackberry didn't spontaneously die, people stopped using the platform for a reason. If MS had sought to fill that gap, they'd barely be able to get their foot in before it closed up.

      --
      Do you see what I did there?
  15. Brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's going to skate to where the puck is.

    1. Re:Brilliant! by eriqk · · Score: 1

      The CEO knows where the puck is at all times. He knows this because he knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), he obtains a difference, or deviation. The skating subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands that drive the CEO from a position where he is to a position where he isn't, and arriving at a position where he wasn't, he now is. Consequently, the position where he is, is now the position that he wasn't, and it follows that the position that he was, is now the position that he isn't.

  16. Hey, what's the rush? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You might have the the best jockey in the world but it won't matter because the horse is lame.

    Ballmer continues to be so out of touch after all these years. Microsoft's problem isn't the lack of innovation. It's lack of focus and vision. One example is their continued insistence of tacking the name "Windows" on everything they produce. They just can't bring themselves to kill it and move on.

    The term "Windows" doesn't even make fucking sense anymore.

    1. Re:Hey, what's the rush? by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Half of Microsoft's problems are caused by trying to keep everything under the Windows banner. It's another symptom of the total lack of innovation at this company.

  17. You keep using that word... by gman003 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Innovation." You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    You want to out-innovate Apple? Don't make a goal of going head-to-head with them everywhere - that's copying, the exact opposite of innovating. Compete where you actually have a newer, better product than they have. Compete where they have no product. Let them win where you cannot create a better or more innovative product. I'm sure Sun Tzu had something I could quote here, but I can't remember anything offhand.

    1. Re:You keep using that word... by SirGarlon · · Score: 4, Insightful
      As to Sun Tzu quotes, how about this one:

      ... there are five essentials for victory: (1) He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight. (2) He will win who knows how to handle both superior and inferior forces. (3) He will win whose army is animated by the same spirit throughout all its ranks. (4) He will win who, prepared himself, waits to take the enemy unprepared. (5) He will win who has military capacity and is not interfered with by the sovereign.

      --
      [Sir Garlon] is the marvellest knight that is now living, for he destroyeth many good knights, for he goeth invisible.
    2. Re:You keep using that word... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      They already do that. Apple doesn't have anything like Dynamics or Universal Communicator. Apple doesn't offer infrastructure like a database (SQL Server) or an authentication encryption solution like Forefront. The problem Microsoft has is they are losing to Apple where Apple does have products not where they don't.

    3. Re:You keep using that word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Innovation Innovation I KNOW VATION!

    4. Re:You keep using that word... by slew · · Score: 1

      Also from suntzu...

      A military operation involves deception. Even though you are competent, appear to be incompetent. Though effective, appear to be ineffective.

      Some may argue that microsoft is appears incompetent and ineffective, so perhaps they are taking the suntzu strategy to heart ;^)

    5. Re:You keep using that word... by Mabhatter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But there are only so many customers of that stuff. Microsoft has failed to build any of that into CONSUMER devices. Microsoft wants $100+ checks per user for each of those...

      If no CONSUMERS have the tools, there are no kids out there doing great stuff... That aren't tied to some company payroll. Even if kids were out there, consumer devices would compete with the enterprise devices where the big checks get written.

      Microsoft made the CHOICE to be an INSTITUTIONAL sales organization, not a consumer one a decade ago. They wanted the fat steady checks from 1000 PCs at a time, or from selling tools to developers, websites, etc... Those tools are now SO EXPENSIVE that there is little GROWTH for $100,000 solutions.

      Apple lost the business and school market a decade ago. They had to make due selling to EACH PERSON, not just winning one boss with 1000 workers over.

    6. Re:You keep using that word... by organgtool · · Score: 1

      With all of their resources, you can never count out Microsoft. With that said, Microsoft was the last thing that came to mind as I read each of the five points in that quote.

    7. Re:You keep using that word... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Interesting how many management types use Sun Tzu as some kind of bible and completely ignore #5.

    8. Re:You keep using that word... by xs650 · · Score: 1

      As to Sun Tzu quotes, how about this one:

      ... there are five essentials for victory: (1) He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight. (2) He will win who knows how to handle both superior and inferior forces. (3) He will win whose army is animated by the same spirit throughout all its ranks. (4) He will win who, prepared himself, waits to take the enemy unprepared. (5) He will win who has military capacity and is not interfered with by the sovereign.

      As long as Balmer is in charge, MS is doomed by (5)

    9. Re:You keep using that word... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Exactly and Balmer agrees with your assessment. Microsoft won small business and consumer first. They spent the 90s working to capture enterprise and the first decade of 2000 working to capture more enterprise apps. They are now in danger of losing consumer and that's why the focus of Windows 8 is so heavily consumer.

    10. Re:You keep using that word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RANDOM uppercase WORDS.

    11. Re:You keep using that word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who needs MSSQL when there are so many free options that work just fine on OS X. Very hard to compete with free. Not to mention, Apple doesn't give a shit about the enterprise ... they never have.

    12. Re:You keep using that word... by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      You forgot (6) He will win who has a pony.

      Very important special case that's often forgotten.

  18. AS the judge said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is just..."no cool" enough :)

  19. right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my name is steve and I've been born again!

  20. This is the same Microsoft that rewards only 10%. by bsy-1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So if a team of 20 build a new widget, which rockets into fame (yes this is a work of fiction), then the 2 people will get all the credit, 16 will get credit for being there, and the other 2 will be blow standards. I don't think we have to worry about Microsoft changing.

  21. I don't believe it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has been Microsoft's line for the past, oh... FOREVER.

    Also, what, Microsoft has just forgotten to innovate in the past? Now Ballmer has this genius idea and everything is going to work out alright for them?

    Frankly, I think the real problem is Steve Balmer.

    1. Re:I don't believe it. by aix+tom · · Score: 4, Informative

      When you go back a while, when die Microsoft ever really "Invent" something?

      DOS bought from Seattle Computer Products, idea for Windows in general nicked from Xerox, Browser taken over from NCSA Mosaic, PSTools acquired from Sysinternals, etc....

      The only difference now seems to be that Apple isn't willing to be bought up and/or hoodwinked into giving up their innovation to MS.

    2. Re:I don't believe it. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 3, Interesting

      MS brought us the optical mouse, the original tablet PC, smartphones that were document-compatible with the desktop, MS Bob, and thousands of other innovations; some of which caught on, some of which vanished into the mists of time.

      The problem is not that MS doesn't innovate with technologies, it's that they don't innovate in sales, marketing or production. They seem unwilling to be the pig in any enterprise, and would rather be the chicken.

      Remember, when a CEO talks innovation, they're usually not talking technical innovation. Where does Apple innovate? In design and marketing.
      This is actually a problem, because all those things you mentioned, from SCP, Xerox, NCSA and Winternals/Sysinternals are cases where MS took a risk on producing and marketing someone else's innovation. With stuff coming out of their own labs, that rarely happens (the MS optical mouse being one of the few exceptions) because there's no push (someone can say "see that great product X over there? We could buy that and make money off of it!" but the MS culture wouldn't get people behind "Lab Y has come up with this really neat tech -- if we give it to this design team, they might be able to produce a wonderful product we can make money off of!").

    3. Re:I don't believe it. by aaronb1138 · · Score: 1

      OneNote is a pretty novel way of organizing and taking notes electronically. Much more intuitive than anything I have tried on Android or iOS. That is a Microsoft original product. The Metro UI is another Microsoft first UI/UX with some especially compelling features versus the "grid of [static] icons" we have had for 25 years. The ever popular Google Street View is a clear offshoot of Microsoft's original Photosynth research. Sharepoint existed long before "the cloud", Dropbox, et cetera, and has mostly failed to garner a huge consumer following because it is not a cheap (free) service nor is it aimed anywhere near the consumer market.

      Acknowledging there is a time and place for a stylus on a touchscreen (Surface Pro) when the popular tech press will crucify you for it. Definitely have to give them props for realizing there are more use cases than playing Angry Birds and shooting off 2-3 line e-mail replies for the tablet market.

      And of course you see a lot more Apple devices in coffee shops. Besides the douchbag hipster side effects, you have a place where people want to socialize and relax (in theory at least). Of course a content consumption device makes more sense than a content production and work device. At a sports bar you would expect to see LCD TVs everywhere, right. You don't see batting cages, chalk boards, and workout equipment at normal sports bars, the use case does not dictate those tools.

      Apple has been and always shall be a passing fad. Right now we are at another zenith of popularity, but by the end of the 2nd quarter of 2013, their tablet market share will be in a nosedive and they will once again be folding in the face of stiff competition. Heck, even most people who have used Windows Phone 7 are happier, have fewer crashes, and a more seamless experience than iOS. Though, in all fairness, even Android is statistically more stable than iOS (scary, but true).

    4. Re:I don't believe it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you go back a while, when die Microsoft ever really "Invent" something?

      Urrmm, Do you really believe that Apple invent MP3 Player, tablet computer and OSX interface? They didn't but they make better products. Are you sure you are comparing apple to apple?

    5. Re:I don't believe it. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      /sarcasm We invented Microsoft Bob! And, uh, Basic! That has to count for something, right!? Why are you guys laughing?

      Seriously though, there is a good list here:
      http://www.dwheeler.com/innovation/microsoft.html

      e.g.
      * Direct3D was started after Microsoft bought RenderMorphics in 1995
      * Excel started after Visicalc

    6. Re:I don't believe it. by WillAdams · · Score: 1

      Before there were Tablet PCs, there was Windows for Pen Computing which MS copied from Go's PenPoint OS --- see Jerry Kaplan's _Startup_.

      --
      Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.
    7. Re:I don't believe it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      die Microsoft

      Bit of a Freudian slip, eh?

    8. Re:I don't believe it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sooner or later we are all going to hate Apple too. They will get really b ig and just like we hate Starbucks and MS and a whole bunch of other companies cuz they are big, we will get to the point that it will be hip to hate Apple.

    9. Re:I don't believe it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well Bill wrote Microsoft Basic, based on Kemeny and Kurtz's language syntax

  22. "first they ignore you" by v1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "then they laugh at you"
    "then they fight you"
    "and then you win."

    It looks like Ballmer has decided to proceed from stage 2 to stage 3. This is really the first time I recall him doing anything to admit there's a problem. Usually the MS stage puppets just keep up the brainwashing with how MS is doing so well and owns the market and is the leader in everything and how the new blablabla is going to be such a smashing success. You know the gloves have come off when Ballmer admits they're behind.

    --
    I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
    1. Re:"first they ignore you" by sneakyimp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I was thinking more about the five stages of grief (Kübler-Ross model), the first of which is denial:

      1) Denial
      2) Anger
      3) Bargaining
      4) Depression
      5) Acceptance

      I'd put old Steve Balls somewhere between #1 and #2.

    2. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      1.5) Fat, Angry and in Denial

    3. Re:"first they ignore you" by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was thinking more about the five stages of grief (Kübler-Ross model), the first of which is denial:

      1) Denial
      2) Anger
      3) Bargaining
      4) Depression
      5) Acceptance

      I'd put old Steve Balls somewhere between #1 and #2.

      Does this mean he's past the chair throwing stage? Tough times ahead for Herman Miller.

      --

      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    4. Re:"first they ignore you" by ganjadude · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Honestly regardless ones feelings on apple or microsoft, this is a good thing for the consumer. The more the giants battle, to be number one, the better the outcome usually.

      standard car analogy, look at the stagnant small cars in the 80s, the imports came in and swooped up. Due to that, the domestics hard to reinvent themselves, and slowly but surely we have way better small cars now than we did then.

      --
      have you seen my sig? there are many others like it but none that are the same
    5. Re:"first they ignore you" by blue_teeth · · Score: 1

      I think what Steve Ballmer is saying is "We have the money, we have the resources, we will get "that" magic.

    6. Re:"first they ignore you" by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      With regard to Apple, Microsoft will ALWAYS fail at this contest.

      Microsoft is built around and "Enterprise Sales Division". The existence of such a monstrosity is the death-knell for any company of tech-innovators.

      Apple has no such - and they are overturning MS in the "home turf" of corporate business customers. They do so without creating a separate business line of devices, "Enterprise" software or the RFQ-response configuration choices, beloved by hardware vendors selling to corporations.

      Microsoft sold out to ideas about business and capital very early - and were always based out of a Harvard Business School background - without the real hacker DNA. Ballmer never sold Billy's blue boxes, to start their enterprise... :-)

      Since 2001 MS spent a couple dozen BILLION on R&D. Yet they capitalized on nothing - despite ensconcing the best and brightest in world-class labs and facilities. Every "innovation" from MS has been an acquisition (TellMe, Kinect) or a "Me too" (.net, Windows imaging model, Silverlight, HyperV...)

      Ballmer's bruised ego is not enough of a motivating force to make any difference here. I look forward with relish to Microsoft's continued, punishing humiliation. There is really no other company so deserving of becoming the next RIM.

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    7. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great comment. I used the same analogy ~1999 in reference to software quality and the GPL.
      Pretty sure people argued against it.

    8. Re:"first they ignore you" by tobiasly · · Score: 5, Informative

      "then they laugh at you"
      "then they fight you"
      "and then you win."

      And of course the "then they laugh at you" is very well documented.

      I love the part where he says (of the Motorola Q), "it'll do music, it'll do... uh, internet...". Ah, Steve, you slay me.

    9. Re:"first they ignore you" by danomac · · Score: 1

      #2 should be "Throwing Chairs in Anger".

    10. Re:"first they ignore you" by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      and thank you for the useless reply back AC

      --
      have you seen my sig? there are many others like it but none that are the same
    11. Re:"first they ignore you" by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

      If MS applies its ranking system to product design...

      --
      I drank what? -- Socrates
    12. Re:"first they ignore you" by v1 · · Score: 0

      1) Denial
      2) Anger
      3) Bargaining
      4) Depression
      5) Acceptance

      who bargains with grief? sounds more like the starting scale for alcoholism.

      --
      I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
    13. Re:"first they ignore you" by FunkDup · · Score: 1

      With regard to Apple, Microsoft will ALWAYS fail at this contest

      Microsoft will eventually split, or at least begin creating spinoffs with separate governance. Small agile units backed by all that research and cash could be very very disruptive.

      --
      Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds -- Albert Einstein
    14. Re:"first they ignore you" by gbjbaanb · · Score: 3, Informative

      you could say that the "me too" stuff was acquisition too - .NET was created by the same guy who did Delphi at Borland which prompter Microsoft to "buy" him and get him to work on J++. So its not surprising that he then went on to make J++++.

      Silverlight is pretty much the same stable, and dead too BTW. If you mean the XMl-based programming model of WPF, then I think they'd do well not to admit they created that mess.

      HyperV was a purchased product from Connectix in 2003/.

    15. Re:"first they ignore you" by Tough+Love · · Score: 5, Funny

      Microsoft version:

      "first they laugh at you"
      "then you fail"
      "then they laugh at you again."

      --
      When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a thumb.
    16. Re:"first they ignore you" by Tough+Love · · Score: 0

      Did he bellow it loudly?

      --
      When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a thumb.
    17. Re:"first they ignore you" by carrier+lost · · Score: 1

      First we copy them then we sue them then we win

    18. Re:"first they ignore you" by spazdor · · Score: 4, Funny

      1) Developers
      2) Developers
      3) Developers
      4) Developers

      --
      DRM: Terminator crops for your mind!
    19. Re:"first they ignore you" by spazdor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let's all pile into this thread so it takes longer to scroll past, everyone!

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      DRM: Terminator crops for your mind!
    20. Re:"first they ignore you" by carrier+lost · · Score: 0

      Frickin' HTML formatting

      grumble, grumble submit without preview, grumble,curse.

    21. Re:"first they ignore you" by v1 · · Score: 1

      I thought it was more like

      "first you do something"
      "then they laugh at you"
      "then you fail"
      "then you insist nothing is wrong"
      "then they REALLY laugh at you"
      "then you complete your fail"

      "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!" should be the MS Corporate motto.

      --
      I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
    22. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      XBox Kinnect is I think the exception that proves the rule that MS can't innovate. This really was a great development - although they did take the ideas from Sony'e eye-toy...

    23. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is no boon to consumers, they want to capture the glory and profits of the walled garden approach that Apple has.

    24. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In that case Apple has never innovated either, everything they've done has come from acquisitions, from their big long-term products like OSX (from the NextSTEP acquisition) to their most recently touted features like Siri and their new 3D maps from C3 technologies.

    25. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every "innovation" from MS has been an acquisition (TellMe, Kinect) or a "Me too" (.net, Windows imaging model, Silverlight, HyperV...)

      Then what has Apple "innovated" with that wasn't born of an acquisition or just a new spin on something that already existed?

    26. Re:"first they ignore you" by socceroos · · Score: 1

      5) ....
      6) Profit??

    27. Re:"first they ignore you" by ilsaloving · · Score: 0

      "As soon as we figure out how to buy it."

    28. Re:"first they ignore you" by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Those stages presuppose that the grief is over something beyond your control... terminal illness of a loved one for instance. Microsoft's development budget and business practices are under Microsoft's control. So somewhere between 2 and 3 there's an opportunity to take a completely different direction.

    29. Re:"first they ignore you" by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Disruptive to Microsoft shareholders....

      But at 22 bucks a pop, they don't have much to lose.

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    30. Re:"first they ignore you" by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Informative

      Apple hasn't ploughed 24 Billion of shareholder money into dead-end R&D with no discernible return over the past 11 years.

      One could argue that the competitive advantage of Microsoft labs comes from keeping good researchers funded, away from useful work elsewhere - the advancement of which would only make Micosoft look even worse in comparison!

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    31. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple innovation won't last long in the corporate IT world. There is already considerable pressure at my workplace to stop use of the iPad because it has little to no security (we are a law firm). One lost iPad that had copies of client data has already caused a huge headache. Unfortunately, the adoption pace of apple products has far surpassed the development of enterprise level security apps for them. We don't worry about our windows laptops nearly as much because we know how to secure them, how to control them, how to lock down all the stored data, etc. Apple hasn't provided any enterprise level support.

    32. Re:"first they ignore you" by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

      Kinect comes from some little outfit in Israel - who OEM'd the technology under license to MS.

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    33. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Apple & google have them, MS just pissed em all off their mobile platform.

    34. Re:"first they ignore you" by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Apple doesn't give a rat's arse if they are used in Enterprise.

      My point is that they succeed to a remarkable degree, without making the soul-sucking concessions to "Enterprise Sales" which occur at the expense of a culture that places a premium on design and engineering over corporate sales orgs.

      Again, they have market presence through desirability - in spite of themselves.

      Have fun on your sh*tty little Galaxy Tab. :-)

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    35. Re:"first they ignore you" by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

      What really astounds me, is how much you sound like a DEC or System 360 advocate, at the opening of the PC era, 20-25 years ago.

      "Those mammals will never make it! Ridiculous metabolic rate... no armour.. hell, their young aren't even born with protective egg-casings! Wait til they face up a T-Rex. Then we'll see who's laughing..."

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    36. Re:"first they ignore you" by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      Microsoft is built around and "Enterprise Sales Division". The existence of such a monstrosity is the death-knell for any company of tech-innovators.

      It should be noted that IBM has such a division, and they do seem to be innovating (Watson, for a high profile example).

      It is not clear to me how they manage such a feat, but it seems like it may be possible.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    37. Re:"first they ignore you" by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hmmm...personally I'd put Steve-O at a solid 3 myself, just look at all the companies he has thrown money at either buying outright or trying to use to buy his way into a market that doesn't want them. See Zune, Kin, Nokia, for examples.

      The sad part is they are going classic cargo cult usability, where they think they can ape something and then recreate its success without asking WHY, why is it like this? The answer is simple: NOBODY and I mean NOBODY buys Windows because they like MSFT, they buy it because they have a bazillion third party X86 programs they want/need to run. this is completely the opposite of Apple, where big products like iTunes are owned by Apple. Also Apple has for the most part kept iOS and OSX separate entities, you don't see them throwing teeny tiny desktops onto iPhones like MSFT did for years, nor do you see them making OSX a single tasking phone OS which is the current meme at MSFT.

      In the end if Ballmer is to have a snowball's chance in hell in the mobile market he does NOT need to be aping apple, which will never ever work, what he instead needs to do is go crawling to Intel and AMD and beg their asses for chips that will work well in phones and tablets. Because without X86 support MSFT is well and truly fucked, and ironically its because "Devevlopers developers developers" who got tired of MSFT changing their fucking mind with regards to direction every 5 damned minutes (.NET? Silverlight? HTML V5?) are completely ignoring them for iOS and Android. And I don't think all the aping of Apple in the world is gonna get those devs back MSFT,not a chance.

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      ACs don't waste your time replying, your posts are never seen by me.
    38. Re:"first they ignore you" by sneakyimp · · Score: 1

      Excellent post, sir. Let me ask you a question: Do you think the Entity Framework and the .NET LINQ syntax are likely to be changed anytime soon? I'm working on a data migration from VB6 to .NET 4 and we are considering using Entity and LINQ but worry we'll just be going hook/line/sinker for another syntax that is doomed to change. Thoughts?

    39. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1.5) Fat, Angry and in Denial

      Hey, when you pull ideas out of your ass, having a fat one is an asset

    40. Re:"first they ignore you" by jmnugent · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of tools (both native/free from Apple,.. and larger/costlier 3rd party solutions) that will provide a wide range of configuration and security options for iOS devices (iPad/iPhone) The smallest of the bunch is the free "iPhone Configuration Utility".. that allows you to create "mobileconfig" files with a while host of options such as requiring a Passcode Lock,.. to deeper restrictions like completely removing/hiding icons such as the "App Store". Next step up would be purchasing a Mac Mini (or similar OSX platform) and using Apple's "Profile Manager" that is part of the Lion Server toolset. It expands on the iPhone Configuration Utility by adding additional features such as clearing forgotten Passcodes and OTA (over the air) provisioning of features/Apps. Next step up would be to consider purchasing 3rd party MDM solutions such as MobileIron, Absolute or Casper. iPad/iPhone can have as much customization and security as you're willing to bother learning.

    41. Re:"first they ignore you" by nategasser · · Score: 1

      Apple is making products that users (even corporate users) are demanding, instead of making products that make IT managers happy. They've realized that successful companies listen to their core creative talent, not their bean counters.

      The first company to produce iPad apps that can secure enterprise data (if they haven't already, I don't look for those apps) will make a mint. With cloud-everything, it shouldn't be a problem. Just don't store anything on the device, including passwords.

    42. Re:"first they ignore you" by sg_oneill · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right but IBM is apt. IBM has always innovated (The PC itself, for instance) but the creativity of its techs was stifled by a general old-world business model that left it vunerable to getting its throat torn out by the new-world practices of microsoft in the 80s. But microsoft is now in that same boat. The apple it crushed in the 90s bears no resemblance to the apple of today, and apple has learned and studied its mistakes. And apple has studied microsoft learning its successes too. Apple now has the raw capital to beat microsoft in an endurance game and it has the smarts to beat microsoft at being desirable and attractive to non techie punters.

      Microsoft will always have a market for its PC stuff, as long as it doesnt completely blow it with this metro guff, but apple is redefining the market, and I'm not convinced that whatever innovations Win8 brings to the tablet space have arived in time to make a difference.

      Frankly I suspect the only thing that will make MS's tablets work is if it fogets the home market and makes an aggressive pitch at the enterprise. It might succeed in that.

      --
      Excuse the Unicode crap in my posts. That's an apostrophe, and slashdot is busted.
    43. Re:"first they ignore you" by tsm_sf · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Small agile units backed by all that research and cash could be very very disruptive.

      And that is why this will never, ever, ever happen. Internal fiefdoms are jealously guarded at Microsoft.

      "It's why we suck!"(tm)

      --
      Literalism isn't a form of humor, it's you being irritating.
    44. Re:"first they ignore you" by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Because without X86 support MSFT is well and truly fucked

      Why would they care about that? They have the Office flagship and it's going on their upcoming tablet platform. Which will come in x86 and ARM flavors. Microsoft is likely counting on all the app developers for their x86 platform will also port what is appropriate to the ARM flavor.

      It will be fun to see who puts Windows 8 on a jailbroken iPad first. Not that anybody would want to, really, because the connectivity on iPads is so pitiful. But Windows 8 on the Android tablets sounds interesting. And Apple might even be helping advocate that, with their full-on attack of Android on the ARM tablets.

      Android might soon be the third place on tablets. The iPad could end up in second place. If Microsoft executes the 'Surface' rollout properly. We'll see. They haven't been good in the past, but the times are changing.

      It would be delicious in a way to see Jobs vision of 'killing' Android coming to pass, but it not mattering much.

    45. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not forget when MS went to do video with Windows, Video For Windows had STOLEN code from Apple Quicktime.

      Apple? Why talk about them? They're just a rounding error, right?

      Steve Ballmer couldn't troubleshoot his way out of a paper bag.

    46. Re:"first they ignore you" by Dan541 · · Score: 0

      Apple still hasn't innovated changeable batteries.

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    47. Re:"first they ignore you" by bitt3n · · Score: 4, Funny

      5) Vagina

    48. Re:"first they ignore you" by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Except by innovation he likely means interface based more then concrete measurable stats. And when companies try to innovate interfaces it always seems to end bad for the customers.

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    49. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to say this.

    50. Re:"first they ignore you" by raddan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's not true. The Kinect camera hardware was developed by someone else, but the software (the real brains) was developed by Microsoft Research and then moved into a product group. Kinect-like technology is a big research focus for MSR.

      I am currently doing an internship at Microsoft Research. There are a huge number of very innovative things on the horizon (which, sadly, I can't talk about), and Microsoft has gathered one of the most talented groups of people I have ever had the pleasure to work with. Note that I have never been a fan of Microsoft-- I conscientiously avoided their software for a long time. I've been a BSD/Linux person for more than a decade and a Mac person since the late 1980's, and I prefer to write code in more traditionally UNIX languages: Ruby, C, Scala, etc. But I've had the pleasure of working with F# (basically ML, also developed by MSR) on top of the .NET CLR while I've been at MSR, and I am quite impressed. It's a shame that Microsoft doesn't develop this stuff for UNIX.

      I don't think Ballmer is blowing smoke, because from my standpoint, there's a lot going on here. While it's true that many of the things developed don't become products, the technology is very often integrated into existing products, without fanfare. The Windows fault-tolerant heap, for example, was developed at MSR for Linux, rejected by the Linux community (because it was not "incremental"), and then eventually ported to Windows. Many improvements that make Visual Studio a pleasure to use come from MSR. And, whether you think this is worthwhile or not-- MSR generates a huge number of very good research papers. Apple produces zero, although it does share some code (e.g., WebKit and LLVM). Google produces a handful and shares very little code (e.g., MapReduce and FlumeJava were never released, although they were reverse-engineered by people at Yahoo).

    51. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple? Why talk about them? They're just a rounding error, right?

      Have you been living under a rock? They own the tablet market, they practically own the smartphone market (at least they have the lions share of profits as well as a huge market share) and they have a small (globally) but respectable percentage stake in the PC market. But i assume you already know that and are just being obtuse but simply don't have an answer for the original question, because of course you know if you're taking that position on microsoft's 'innovation' then it's the same with apple.

      Let's not forget when MS went to do video with Windows, Video For Windows had STOLEN code from Apple Quicktime.

      Wrong. Intel contracted the San Francisco Canyon Company (who ported Quicktime to Windows) to improve the performance of Video for Windows on Intel CPUs, Microsoft licensed this code in VFW and then when the Apple Computer v. San Francisco Canyon Co. lawsuit came along Microsoft was forced to release VFW 1.1e which removed all Intel-licensed code. But again, another feeble attempt to divert from the fact that that you simply don't have an answer for the original question, because you know if you're taking that position on microsoft's 'innovation' then it's the same with apple.

    52. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My point is that they succeed to a remarkable degree, without making the soul-sucking concessions to "Enterprise Sales" which occur at the expense of a culture that places a premium on design and engineering over corporate sales orgs.

      No, they place a premium on things that have a real-world impact and real-world consequences, like security. Which is not to say all else is ignored or that they would not like to have it all with no concessions. When you find it necessary to resort to meaningless terms like 'soul-sucking' in an effort to strengthen your point you show that your response is purely emotional, taking his/her comments on a CE device as a personal attack on you.

      Have fun on your sh*tty little Galaxy Tab. :-)

      Does the completely irrelevant snide comment help you to dismiss his/her concerns? No, it reinforces the idea that you have an emotional attachment to the product he/she is expressing concern about an aspect of, especially given that you've dismissed his concerns purely on the basis that you don't agree with his conclusion. FWIW I don't agree with his conclusion either, but his concerns regarding security certainly have merit.

    53. Re:"first they ignore you" by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Kinect comes from some little outfit in Israel - who OEM'd the technology under license to MS.

      And how many people used it before Microsoft pushed it as a product for the XBox? Microsoft did what all the big companies do, take an existing technology and build a product with consumer appeal around it, compare their SDK with the PrimeSense one to get an idea of the amount of work they did on just that element. Apple did pretty much the same thing with Siri.

    54. Re:"first they ignore you" by mug+funky · · Score: 2

      apple definitely are gunning for the consumer market there, but to imply they don't chase enterprise stuff is not exactly true. they chase enterprise, then back out when it's not making as much as their core business of consumer stuff.

      from my post production background i have a few examples. it'll be a skewed picture of course.

      - Xserve and XSAN systems. they ditched this line a while ago, but not so soon that the facility i worked at spent a LOT of money on an XSAN.
      - DVD studio pro. acquired Spruce Technologies and their DVDMaestro product (which i still use, in spite of being 2001 vintage...). they ditched it in the latest final cut studio
      - Apple Colo(u)r. they bought out Final Touch Pro from some startup that was selling it for $75k. they released it free with final cut studio. the ENTIRE fucking industry gets it, i'm forced to use it (it's awful btw), and then it gets EOL'd in the same final cut studio release that killed DVD studio pro (which is actually a really good program and vast cosmetic improvement on DVDMaestro).
      - Shake. they bought this compositing software from god knows who, then EOL'd it just as everybody in post started depending on it. they all use nuke now, so it's alright i guess.
      - Final Cut Pro. this is a big one. they released a very good editing program for a cheap price into a small market. it was such a good program that over a few years it became ubiquitous. i actually don't mind using it, and i hate everything. Final Cut X comes out and it's completely fucked. sure, it works, but on a consumer level (hey, that's where Apple's business is i suppose). they killed every single post-production workflow feature in one fell swoop. i mean every single one. no EDL support (primitive text based edit lists that still drive interoperability between neg matchers, scanners, telecine, and multitudes of editing and finishing machines and packages). no XML support, so you can't load your old projects or sync to the (now EOL'd) color package. no tape deck support. it goes on. they've re-introduced a lot of features through updates, but it shook the industry like you wouldn't believe. people were talking about having to use adobe premiere (a piece of shit) because it was the nearest thing that worked.

      Apple are actively hostile to professionals, but not through ignoring - through seemingly deliberate antagonism.

    55. Re:"first they ignore you" by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      ...opening of the PC era, 20-25 years ago.

      showing your age there :) 20 years ago was 1992 and PCs had been around for quite some time.

    56. Re:"first they ignore you" by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      hi-five!

    57. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think Ballmer is blowing smoke

      ...and he'll prove it, if he has to throw every last fucking chair in Redmond.

    58. Re:"first they ignore you" by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Did he bellow it loudly?

      Or did he punctuate his point by throwing a chair?

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    59. Re:"first they ignore you" by exomondo · · Score: 1

      MSFT changing their fucking mind with regards to direction every 5 damned minutes (.NET? Silverlight? HTML V5?)

      .NET? What did they change direction with there?
      Silverlight, well I for one am glad that's gone, we don't need another Flash.
      HTML5? That's great, the fact that they are using standards-compliant HTML5 makes portability easier than native apps.

    60. Re:"first they ignore you" by davester666 · · Score: 2

      Um, have you any experience with dealing with Microsoft or even read any articles about how it's managed?

      It would make your scenario of 'small agile units' become 'small, micromanaged to hell, lets run every idea up the flagpole to see what upper management thinks units'. With stacked ranking.

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    61. Re:"first they ignore you" by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2

      Whilst it's certainly true that MSR produces a lot of good research, I object to your characterization that MapReduce and Flume were "reverse-engineered" by Yahoo. Do you know what that term means? Implementing a set of ideas described by an academic paper is not reverse engineering. It's just engineering.

    62. Re:"first they ignore you" by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      They've realized that successful companies listen to their core creative talent, not their bean counters.

      Successful like boo.com, Segway, Sinclair...

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    63. Re:"first they ignore you" by FunkDup · · Score: 1

      Um, have you any experience with dealing with Microsoft or even read any articles about how it's managed?

      Perhaps you're not familiar with spinoffs. The whole idea is to get promising technology and develop it outside of the companies normal structure.

      Don't be fooled by the UID, I never commented much in the eraly days and I lost my first (unused) account. Over the thirteen years I've perused these pages I've come to know Microsoft well.

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    64. Re:"first they ignore you" by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      How about full disk encryption - is that possible?

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    65. Re:"first they ignore you" by joss · · Score: 1

      "ML, also developed by MSR" ... is only remotely true if one reads "developed by" as "worked on at some stage" rather than the implied "invented" by which is patently false (ML was invented at Edinburgh university in the 70s). Its sentences like that which make me doubt the honesty of this post: there's far too much spin in it.

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    66. Re:"first they ignore you" by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am currently doing an internship at Microsoft Research. There are a huge number of very innovative things on the horizon

      There always are at MSR.

      (which, sadly, I can't talk about),

      You probably can. Most of the stuff they do gets published in conferences, journals, and so on. The problem Microsoft has always had (at least, from the early '90s onwards) is that they spend a vast amount on MSR and then only take a tiny fraction of the output and produce products. Apple, in contrast, spends nothing at all on pure research, but is very good at identifying interesting research from elsewhere and turning it into shipping products.

      Don't be deceived into thinking that the shiny stuff you see at MSR is somehow new. Pick a random issue of a random computing journal from the last 20 years and you'll probably see at least one interesting paper by someone at MSR, or someone in collaboration with MSR, but you almost certainly won't see any MS products based on it. Given that MS invests about $5bn/year in MSR, I'd be shocked if they didn't produce interesting research, but that's only the first stage in creating a compelling product. The next stages are at least as important.

      Oh, and I couldn't let this one pass:

      (basically ML, also developed by MSR)

      ML comes from Edinburgh in 1973, long before MSR existed. Ocaml, the most commonly used dialect comes from INRIA, in 1996. MSR does a lot more work on Haskell (Simon Peyton-Jones and friends) than ML-family languages.

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    67. Re:"first they ignore you" by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Traditionally, the sequence with regard to MS has been:

      • First they ignore you.
      • Then they laugh at you.
      • Then they buy your company.
      • ???
      • Profit!!

      Actually, the ??? is probably not needed...

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    68. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMO,

      Microsoft is an innovator, but only when they enter fields where another competitor has exited (see the Xbox, and various input devices)

      With the Xbox, Sega had just exited the market (due in no part to the Saturn and Dreamcast), and Sony had had entered one generation earlier (N64/DC/PS1) This left an opening in the current market (GC/Xbox/PS2) and they did it right the second time (Wii/Xbox360/PS3) so maybe with the 3rd iteration of the hardware we'll get something that doesn't need 8 hardware revisions to get engineered right.

      The first Xbox was all off-the-shelf parts inside the unit and some proprietary bits. The Xbox360 did a lot more right at the software level, the hardware however was poorly engineered and not till the Xbox 360S model did they stop having catastrophic failure rates. Maybe whatever they come up with next will hit the ground running and have more appeal in Japan.

      Sony on the other hand, had better engineered hardware, but the hardware was horrible to program for.

      Nintendo's hardware is the easiest to program for, and has been backwards compatible since the gamecube. But Nintendo's innovations are entirely in HID, not the core hardware. Arguably the Xbox360 and the Wii are close enough in design that you could probably run Wii titles on the Xbox360 if Microsoft didn't go with a proprietary 2.4Ghz controller solution. The next Wii is unlikely to have any of the media-center functionality that the Xbox and PS3 have.

      Sony also lost a lot of goodwill with the "OtherOS" removal. Microsoft however lets you develop Indie games from any PC with the SDK. So for the most part this makes it easy to port PC games to and from the Xbox360. The same can not be said of the PS3 or Wii, since they're closed systems.

      Although there would be no good in doing so, Apple and Nintendo operate under the same "don't lose money" motto. If it doesn't sell, they axe it, admit defeat and move on. If the two companies merged, or allowed some kind of cross-licencing deal where Nintendo hardware/software and Apple Hardware/software can be inter-operated, we'd probably see a lot more innovation in games since they could standardize API's.

      Microsoft's Kinect, laughable at first, is interesting for the Natural Interface input, but the actual hardware is overpriced (a pair of CCD cameras should be dirt cheap.) What interests me more is seeing this combined with Mac/PC hardware as an input mechanism into 3D games and environments. Think about the amount of effort that goes into developing a game, and how much is spent doing IK and motion capture.

      What's more interesting, is if you combine a lot of technology together:
      (OpenNI) Kinect for reading body language
      Speech to Text for understanding spoken input
      Dynamic language translation
      Text to speech for playing back (See Festival/FLite/Jtalk)
      Physics engines for interpolating movement
      Singing Text To Speech (See Vocaloid)

      You get two interesting prospective inventions:
      1 - Robot Actors (See Chobits)
      2 - 3D "Avatars" or "Agents" (This exists, Look up MMDAgent)

      Combine #2 with your games and chatrooms, and #1 with places humans don't or can't be (Arctic, Moon, Mars, Rescue, Military, etc) And you've opened a lot of doors.

      We're actually fairly close to having Uncanny Valley robot-actors, which is half way to having autonomous ones.

      "But why not just skip all that crap and video conference?" - Have you ever met someone who liked what they look/sound like during a video conference? Actually "SimONE" is the Fictional version of #2.

    69. Re:"first they ignore you" by daver00 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but Microsoft research do some really amazing stuff, sure, most of it is not commercialised, but you really have to hand it to a company that runs a huge research division at a loss in this day and age. The Kinect is a great example of something good that came out of this, they also do a lot of work in tablet research.

      I recently stumbled upon some free Matlab libraries which offer optimised replacements for certain built-in functions which underperform natively, courtesy of Microsoft research. Publishing papers is innovation, fuck Apple and their trinkets.

    70. Re:"first they ignore you" by daver00 · · Score: 1

      Dude, that sounds awesome. As far as I'm concerned, published papers are innovation, that is where the action takes place. Products themselves are always just an implementation of ideas that have been put out in the research for years previously - not to denigrate the huge work that goes into commercialising products, not at all. People just do not understand research, and if you are not in close contact with a lot of published research, I can see how it would be easy to think technology was just the products on the shelves.

      I hope you the very best in your time at Microsoft, I would love to be in your shoes. I'm doing an honours research project for a computational neuroscience lab at the moment, and all I can say is these experiences are important, and fantastic! Good luck.

    71. Re:"first they ignore you" by daver00 · · Score: 1

      Actually, watching that right now I notice that Ballmer actually mumbles "it may sell very well, or not...". Now I've seen that video many times and laughed at it before, but really this is just a CEO doing what a CEO should do: talking up his business model. He made a reasonable point (at the time) that it did not appeal to business customers. things had to change before that was the case.

      I know, its a funny video, I just noticed that he wasn't really as dismissive as people seem to think when you look back at it.

    72. Re:"first they ignore you" by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      .NET was originally supposed to be the "next new thing" that would have taken the place of VB 6 and been used for practically everything, the way they were talking at the time .NET should have been VB6, Flash, and Java all rolled into one and frankly other than corporate its fizzled. Then came Silverlight which was supposed to kill Flash and become the one video and animation tool to rule them all, yet other than a few that use it for DRM it fizzled too, and then finally there is HTML V5, great for Linux and iOS/OSX users, stupid as fuck for MSFT since it yanks any and ALL control out of their hands and puts it straight into the hands of Google and Apple, who have been leading the charge. Honestly nobody is gonna give a wet fart WTF MSFT supports when it comes to HTML V5 since the majority writing HTML V5 don't give a rat's ass about MSFT, they are writing for iPhone.

      so it has been one dumbass move after another, and with each bridge they burned they lost that many more devs that spent time and money learning something that was tossed or no longer considered the "cool thing" at MSFT, from VB 6 to .NET, from Silverlight to who the hell knows what parts of HTML V5 will be or won't be supported. One thing we HAVE learned from MSFT is "standards compliant" simply isn't in their vocabulary so I frankly wouldn't be surprised if they try the same kind of stupid shit they did with IE 6 only now nobody will give a crap and will just let Windows be broken.

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    73. Re:"first they ignore you" by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      You are forgetting the XBOX 360. They innovated, they made it cool, it makes they plenty of money.

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    74. Re:"first they ignore you" by hexagonc · · Score: 1

      The problem Microsoft has always had (at least, from the early '90s onwards) is that they spend a vast amount on MSR and then only take a tiny fraction of the output and produce products.

      I think you're looking at the situation from the wrong perspective. I suspect that the primary purpose of MSR is not to produce products, but rather to prevent competitors from producing products based on similar ideas via patents. This is basically Microsoft staking its IP flag in as many places as possible in the intellectual landscape. Apple does the same thing except that they plant their IP flags each step of the way to an actual product.

    75. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Google produces a handful and shares very little code
      Google actually shares quite a bit of code, for instance Protocol buffers and Go. Also their performance tools such as their version of malloc() .

      MSR does I believe produce a lot of papers, but not much code.

      >Many improvements that make Visual Studio a pleasure to use come from MSR.
      Any examples of that? MS should also be ashamed of their attempts to monetize C++ 11 where they've had their clock well and truly cleaned by the open source world (clang and gcc) with respect to implementing features sooner than MS,
      and MS attempting to ensure that C++ 11 features are not included in the SDK compiler (or the Express line of products last I heard)

    76. Re:"first they ignore you" by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't work. Most of the exciting things I've seen from MSR have become products for Microsoft's competitors first. They have cross-licensing deals with pretty much all of the major players in the software arena that allow this.

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    77. Re:"first they ignore you" by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      7) Yeaaaaahhhh!!!!

    78. Re:"first they ignore you" by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      That sounds like Nokia before they jumped the shark.

    79. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The PC itself was an innovation? It was a quick and dirty implementation of others technology.

      Up to the time of the PC, IBM had reigned supreme. When the justice department ruled that IBM was a monopoly and the world of the plug-compatibles was born, IBM controlled the competition by controlling the interfaces to their boxes. They controlled all aspects of the design, from CPU to I/O interfaces to the APIs.

      When Don Estridge was tapped to head up development of the PC, he got permission to break all of IBM's rules. He went to Intel for a processor, over which he retained no proprietary control -- Intel remained free to sell the same part to anyone. He wound up at Microsoft from which he obtained a slightly rewarmed version of Tim Paterson's QDOS (Quick and Dirty Operating System,) over which he retained no proprietary control. Microsoft could (and did) sell the OS to anyone.

      Estridge, and IBM, didn't really understand that these "heads," as CRT type devices were called by IBMers, were the future of the company. "Heads" were the terminals from which operators controlled the big boxes - the mainframes. It never fully sunk in (until way, way too late) that these "heads" were fully-fledged computers that had no need to connect to the mainframe and that came with all of the compatibility and support requirements of the big iron.

      They didn't retain control of the marketplace the way they had done in the mainframe era. Plug-compatible manufacturers came out of the woodwork and IBM wound up chasing the market, rather than the market chasing IBM, as had been the case up to that point.

      The IBM PC, far from being an innovation by IBM, was the costliest business blunder in history.

    80. Re:"first they ignore you" by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Adoption began, in companies dominated by mainframe and minis, in the late 80's. There were outliers, who picked up PC and XTs earlier - but generally this showed itself at the department level, independent of IT, often as individuals providing heir own productivity tool and software.

      That was over 1985-7, when I first saw this becoming commonplace. 1990? Wow! LANs!

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    81. Re:"first they ignore you" by trevc · · Score: 1

      Aren't you a little old to be doing an internship? Have you ever had a REAL job? You know, one where you have to produce something to sell and make a profit?

    82. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They aren't innovating in the Enterprise that's for sure. They're making the enterprise environment a pain in the arse for the rest of us. Watson is just about PR.

    83. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NeXTSTEP always was Apple... ;-)

    84. Re:"first they ignore you" by Theophany · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, 4 is also the number of words he's got for you... I love this company (yeeeeeeeeah).

    85. Re:"first they ignore you" by raddan · · Score: 1

      You misunderstood my ML comment. I mean that F# is basically ML, but that F# was developed at MSR.

      I am well aware that I can talk about things that are published. When I say that there are 'interesting things on the horizon', I mean that there is interesting unpublished research. Which I really can't talk about yet, but may be able to not so far in the future.

    86. Re:"first they ignore you" by raddan · · Score: 1

      I worked in industry for eight years after doing my undergrad, and then went back to graduate school. If you want certain jobs (industry researcher), you pretty much need to have a PhD. Yes, I am older than most interns. However, I also took a huge paycut to go back to grad school (actually, MSR pays about as well as my old job), but I see this as an opportunity cost.

    87. Re:"first they ignore you" by raddan · · Score: 1

      As I said to another commenter-- this was poorly-worded. What I meant was that F# was developed by MSR, and that F# is based on ML. Not that MS is in any way responsible for ML itself.

      I find it ironic that I am being accused of MS-spin, given my post history here. Of course, you can't be expected to go back and read my old posts. But it highlights how the anonymity of this community cranks up the paranoia.

    88. Re:"first they ignore you" by raddan · · Score: 1

      Sure. Poor choice of words.

    89. Re:"first they ignore you" by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      they are overturning MS in the "home turf" of corporate business customers. They do so without creating a separate business line of devices, "Enterprise" software or the RFQ-response configuration choices, beloved by hardware vendors selling to corporations.

      I strongly disagree, Apple abandoned its corporate business customers when they abandoned XServe, which was in fact a fantastic 'enterprise' ecosystem. Being an Agency, we still use Apple products for our creative teams, but no longer consider their technology for any infrastructure (eg Thunderbolt storage options). Soon I will be proposing a move from their equipment entirely for even the Creative team, but the upgrade period expected for them is still 1+ years out, we'll see if they do anything remotely innovative business wise for companies that aren't just 2-5 people using shared storage.

      I grew to love OS X as I used it more, but Apple's decisions in terms of business support (and the apparent move to an iOS/app store ecosystem) just isn't something that improves the state of computing in business.

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    90. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For what it's worth, I work at Google and most of the people I talk with think Microsoft has a top-notch engineering department. They are not nearly as impressed with the upper-level management.

    91. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft Research is the new Xerox PARC.

      It makes tons of amazing innovations, and rolls essentially none of it into successful product.

    92. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like MSR is the new Xerox PARC.

    93. Re:"first they ignore you" by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Not really. The money Xerox made from licensing the laser printer patents covered the total costs of running PARC (for the entire time Xerox owned it) by itself. There were a few other things that, while they didn't commercialise directly, they did make lots of money from licensing (e.g. Ethernet). In contrast, MSR is largely a money sink. I can't think of anything that it's produced that's generated even $5bn - the cost of operating it for one year.

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    94. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "then they laugh at you"
      "then they fight you"
      "and then you win."

      It looks like Ballmer has decided to proceed from stage 2 to stage 3. This is really the first time I recall him doing anything to admit there's a problem. Usually the MS stage puppets just keep up the brainwashing with how MS is doing so well and owns the market and is the leader in everything and how the new blablabla is going to be such a smashing success. You know the gloves have come off when Ballmer admits they're behind.

      That is how Enron went down, isn't it? Overstating and lying to the analysts.

    95. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me just correct you there.

      Apple have for the most part kept iOS and OSX seperate, but that is not, was not and will not be their intention. This is why I will buy a Surface Pro. If you actually have been watching the stuff Apple has been doing at large across its product lines its easier to see that ultimately Apple is just merging the two incrementally. (with the giant nerf that was Final Cut X representing a shift from proapps to 'prosumers', Garageband being the first of many apps to be ported to iPad, App Store, Mission Control and Launchpad on Lion strangely resembling iOS and Lion containing an entire ARM compatible OS within its UB system executables).

      Why won't aping Apple ever work? To me its seems like they are running out of ideas with the untimely loss of Jobs. Retina display on MBP and iPad is just a recycling of the iPhone idea. Thunderbolt was Intel, and it only came to Apple because the USBF rejected it. I would hardly describe it as crawling. iCloud was an old Jobs vision etc etc. Even the Magic Mouse gesture tech, which to me showed much promise for being integrated into the iPad 3 is nowhere to be seen.

      On direction, is the thought of having choice really that threatening to you. Apple doesn't really do frameworks. It makes for itself and nothing else. .Net has and always will be the standard set-up for a Windows family executable in high level code. Silverlight is a corporate, bulletproof alternative to Flash with less feature bloat and more stability built on .NET and HTML5 isn't even a MS standard, in fact Apple seem to be in love with it as it means they can stop complaining that Adobe give them crap Flash (despite the fact that they maintain and compile it themselves under license) and ditch it before anyone notices who's fault it really is.

      Apple to me looks like it may be going through a stage similar to the one where Bill Gates left MSFT. The problem is not enough years have gone by yet to see how well it will cope without it's great visionary.

    96. Re:"first they ignore you" by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      If it can wait until first quarter of next year I would, otherwise I'd be VERY careful not to invest too much in MSFT's "latest and greatest" in regards to frameworks. if anyone asks why I'd just point to all those that invested heavily in Silverlight and are now getting put on the same bus all those VB6 companies got.

      I would argue that THIS point, more than any other in the company's history, is the absolute worst time to be betting on MSFT anything long term. if you look at their moves in the past 2 years its pretty obvious they frankly don't HAVE any long term plan and while I doubt they'd send .NET the way of Silverlight there is simply no guarantee they will stick with Entity or not.

      So if it were me I'd try to keep my options open and not put all my eggs in one basket. Even if you decide to go with LINQ it would be wise to look at other options and to make sure everything has enough good documentation that if you HAD to switch to something else it wouldn't be too horribly painful. Remember MSFT is in a really bad place right now, their main market is mature and flatline and will be staying that way, so trying to predict what they are gonna do before the release of Win 8 is gonna be really REALLY difficult.

      Final verdict? It'll probably be safe but try to keep your options open with an eye to the future and we should be able to see by first quarter next year whether MSFT is gonna continue to be a corporate player or if Ballmer's insane desire to become Apple will cause him to go with even more crazy schemes down the road. It wouldn't hurt in either case to treat Entity as a possible short term solution, simply because MSFT has been quick to drop support for other projects without thought to what it does to developers, see VB6, Silverlight, and soon WinPhone 7.

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    97. Re:"first they ignore you" by P-niiice · · Score: 1

      "Frankly I suspect the only thing that will make MS's tablets work is if it fogets the home market and makes an aggressive pitch at the enterprise. It might succeed in that. There is also the segment of tables users who want a tablet with a full OS. Apple hasn't done it and a tablet running full Windows 8 with enough power to replace desktops could be attractive to a lot of people (assuming Windows 8 doesn't suck).

    98. Re:"first they ignore you" by sneakyimp · · Score: 1

      Ack. That assessment is even more grim than I had expected. Code project is 500,000 lines of code -- migration painful. Cheers! Thanks for the response.

    99. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Top comments for the sake of public opinion.

      I think the only thing he was wrong in, is that customers are smart and rational. They aren't.
      SadPerson4 1 week ago 48 likes

      >implying apple customers are tech savvy and frugal
      jonting91 1 week ago 16 likes

    100. Re:"first they ignore you" by randyleepublic · · Score: 1

      .net was a good first approximation of a highly productive development environment, but then they sputtered out. There has been no significant innovation in .net since the first beta. What .net mainly needs is a .net implementation of mumps fully integrated, and then it would be killer. The fact that most of you have no idea what I am talking about shows how far away from possibility my vision is. The fact that even if someone was to propose it, it would get killed because we got teh sql server is exactly why MS is slowly but surely going to die. Developers, my ass! MS has no clue anymore about what developers need and want. Hell, you can develop a killer app in .net and you still have to go out and buy an installer. WTF???

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    101. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually MS spent $75 Billion on R&D in the past 10 years - I checked the annual reports

    102. Re:"first they ignore you" by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I used to remember the number - when this mattered to me on a regular basis.

      The juvenile arguments that "Apple copies, too" from defenders of Redmond make on this thread are irrelevant - exactly because of this level of of MS investment. Apple commits a tiny fraction of this - and still comes out ahead.

      At 75 Billion over the last decade, Microsoft should be in the lead for everything that IBM isn't. ;-)

      Otherwise? Shareholders ought to have Ballmer's bloated corpse on a pike on the BelRed road...

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    103. Re:"first they ignore you" by exomondo · · Score: 1

      .NET was originally supposed to be the "next new thing" that would have taken the place of VB 6 and been used for practically everything, the way they were talking at the time .NET should have been VB6, Flash, and Java all rolled into one and frankly other than corporate its fizzled.

      Firstly corporate alone a huge market, it would be more than enough to be successful there, but .Net is used a lot outside of that as well. For example there's the entire XBox indie catalog, there's all the ASP.NET stuff out there, there's Azure (which is what iCloud runs on) and there's consumer apps like Steam, Paint.NET, Quickbooks, etc... It's hardly 'fizzled', in fact it's been widely successful.

      Then came Silverlight which was supposed to kill Flash and become the one video and animation tool to rule them all, yet other than a few that use it for DRM it fizzled too

      Silverlight was never going to work.

      and then finally there is HTML V5, great for Linux and iOS/OSX users, stupid as fuck for MSFT since it yanks any and ALL control out of their hands and puts it straight into the hands of Google and Apple

      It allows easy portability, for some things you are going to have to call into platform-specific code just like any cross-platform framework but the advantage is HTML5 is so broad it means you can write so much portable code, it's a fantastic idea that makes it easy for devs.

      the majority writing HTML V5 don't give a rat's ass about MSFT, they are writing for iPhone.

      The majority of HTML5 devs are writing for iPhone? I don't think so. But even if that were true, it's easy portability between platforms, which is good for everyone.

      so it has been one dumbass move after another, and with each bridge they burned they lost that many more devs that spent time and money learning something that was tossed or no longer considered the "cool thing" at MSFT, from VB 6 to .NET

      Yes, they dumped Silverlight, but what other 'bridge have they burned'? VB6 is over 20 years old and evolved into VB.Net, it's like saying Apple burned a bridge by dropping Rosetta.

      who the hell knows what parts of HTML V5 will be or won't be supported.

      Certainly seems to be pretty well supported, they can't really afford to not support HTML5 standard features because they don't have the same domination of consumer computing platforms that they used to. In any case the more the better, it's not like webpages where its the same webapp for whatever platform (so it's ignorant to compare it to IE6) you write platform-specific apps (as distributed through platform app stores) but much of your code is portable.

      One thing we HAVE learned from MSFT is "standards compliant" simply isn't in their vocabulary so I frankly wouldn't be surprised if they try the same kind of stupid shit they did with IE 6

      I know people like to think things don't change but IE6 was over a decade ago, it's a bit silly to dwell on that and ignore IE9/10 which is what they are doing now, moreover these are platform-specific apps written in a portable language. Unlike webpages coded for IE6 that were viewable through any web browser (and just didn't display correctly), you don't run Metro apps on other devices just like you don't run HTML5-based iPhone or Android apps on any other platform, but you do have a somewhat portable codebase.

    104. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably can. Most of the stuff they do gets published in conferences, journals, and so on. The problem Microsoft has always had (at least, from the early '90s onwards) is that they spend a vast amount on MSR and then only take a tiny fraction of the output and produce products. Apple, in contrast, spends nothing at all on pure research, but is very good at identifying interesting research from elsewhere and turning it into shipping products.

      Apple actually used to have a research unit similar to MSR, the Advanced Technology Group. Steve Jobs killed ATG shortly after returning to Apple; it was one of the many Apple divisions which weren't close enough to profitable to keep around. Much like MSR, it was good at producing lots of hot air, with the occasional gem. (To be fair, some of the gems are still relevant to this day.)

    105. Re:"first they ignore you" by raddan · · Score: 1

      By that logic universities are money sinks as well. Unless you consider various externalities like, say, generating new ideas or building a community of researchers. Microsoft can be legitimately criticized for many things, but failing to make money on their research investments just sounds like sour grapes to me.

    106. Re:"first they ignore you" by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Can it be run in a VM? How hard would it be to make it run in a VM? Because frankly VMs are the "Oh Thank God" when it comes to large projects as you can keep things running even if the company no longer supports it.

      So if we are talking 500k plus I'd be wanting to run it in a VM if its at all possible, because that way if MSFT drops support it'll still run. Again while i doubt they'd drop .NET proper frankly I haven't seen MSFT this unstable since Win 2.0, where everyone didn't have a clue if it was gonna be OS/2 or WinDOS that ended up the new OS. Its obvious Ballmer wants mobile so bad it hurts and he doesn't seem to give a rat's ass about corporate ATM or he wouldn't be trying to push Win 8 and all that social media crap into the corporate space.

      So good luck, hope it works out, and glad I'm not you. I'm just so glad I have all my business customers settled down onto win 7 so we can all just batten down the hatches and ride out the next few years. BTW if you need a copy of Win 8 to try out your code on windows.com is selling the Win 8 pro upgrade for $40, so its a cheap way to get a copy to slap in a test bed or VM to see how it holds up. Good luck!

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    107. Re:"first they ignore you" by davydagger · · Score: 1

      he's been there for the last 10+ years.

    108. Re:"first they ignore you" by davydagger · · Score: 1

      read future brownshirt in the making. already spouting the company FUD I see.

      Your company will NEVER develop anything for UNIX/*NIX because to them they are the enemy,

      as for google, they are the real creators.

      Google shares the android operating systems, and 99% of chrome in the form of chromium. They also host code.google.com.

      Steve Ballmer has a career of blowing smoke, to include issuing blind threads and FUD against linux for the past 15 years to include his time as VP. He also has a short temper.

      really?

    109. Re:"first they ignore you" by bmarkovic · · Score: 1

      Similar story in pro-audio.

      eMagic was also bought when Logic Audio was a pro/prosumer studio standard, in some parts of the world even more so than Steinberg's or Avid's (ProTools) software. Then they released Garage Band partly based on the same engine but with a more consumer-oriented UI. Then they slowly started adjusting the UI and the very model of Logic (does anyone remember those layouts you could design in Logic) to fit consumer mindset.

      But it was for the better in terms of sales, and hurt only a few uber high end users: Logic now competes in prosumer/consumer area with massively selling consumer/amateur software like FL Studio (typically disregarded by professionals but nowadays probably the best selling sequencer and used by large number of dance industries royalty, it earned the company owner a private jet among other things) and not only does it shift units, it also happens to sell quite a few Macintosh boxes to those interested as well.

      So someone at Apple noticed the potential of audio prosumer/bedroom musician market and put some energy behind it, dumbed down an industry standard in order to expand the market and still capitalize on the brand, and I'm sure it adds a notch on Mac sales. They might not be no.1 in terms of sales but they are in terms of mindshare (a lot of Apple fanboys who consider only Logic is a proper tool everywhere).

    110. Re:"first they ignore you" by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Universities are not money sinks because they are (mostly) publicly funded with these purposes:
      • Creating an educated pool of researchers.
      • Creating an educated pool of knowledgeable workers.
      • Creating a pool of knowledge for the general good.

      This is not the case with commercial research. Commercial research institutions fall into two categories. There are companies like SRI that are contracted by organisations like DARPA and sometimes by big companies to look at specific problems. These are evaluated by how happy their customers are with their work. Then there are in-house research groups like MSR, IBM Research and PARC. These exist to produce the seed research that the rest of the company can then turn into products. They are evaluated based on their knowledge transfer to the rest of the organisation.

      PARC was, by all accounts, a huge success. It did blue-sky research, much of which was nonsense, but enough of which produced good results that it completely funded the rest of the research. And, of course, if you could identify which 10% would be successful in advance, you'd be doing development not research, so the failures are just the cost of doing business for a research institution (although PARC had an astonishingly high hit rate).

      MSR is doing very well at producing ideas (and it's a fun place to hang out, full of bright people working on interesting projects), but MS really sucks at pulling ideas in from there. You're more likely to see an idea from a university or a startup being used as the basis for something in a Microsoft product than something from MSR.

      Oh, and if you look at where people go when they leave MSR, it's usually into universities or other commercial research labs. Very few of them go into MS, so you can't even justify the investment as training.

      Part of the problem is that MSR sites are often geographically separate from the rest of MS, so there's no simple way for ideas to flow from one to the other. MS could gain a lot by rotating their research staff through their product groups for a couple of weeks each year (or sending their engineers on sabbatical to MSR periodically).

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    111. Re:"first they ignore you" by sneakyimp · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the bargaining comes when the creditors are auctioning off their assets for the patent wars.

  23. Well, that's it then. by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thankfully, all it takes is a declaration from the CEO to turn everything around. (At this point, sarcasm should actually condense out of the air around you.)

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    1. Re:Well, that's it then. by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Yep. Why do you doubt it?

      Microsoft was all the time full of people having great ideas, but nobody wanted to act because they didn't know if the company wanted "great ideas" implemented. Now that the CEO himself said he wants it, all the barriers will go away, people will be ashamed from comenting their ideas, and sudenly the entire company will change.

      The worst part is that the above paragraph isn't stupid enough to incite complete disbelif in myself. I failed.

    2. Re:Well, that's it then. by gbjbaanb · · Score: 3, Funny

      worked for Nokia. Turned that company right around.

    3. Re:Well, that's it then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if the best salesman/CEO could sell more water to the people who are already wearing snorkels, it wouldn't change that fact that MS has nowhere to go, in the absence of said innovation, but down. And currently they're biggest efforts are on changing the color of their lipstick.

      Apple's business model is focused on excellence delivered to the actual end user, not the businesses in between Apple and their profits. It's the reason they design & manufacture their own hardware, so they have control over the consistency and quality of the product, the reason they enjoy higher overall margins and the reason that the music and publishing industry's went along with Apple when they opened up to the argument that user's technology options would ultimately overtake them if they tried to stave off the inevitable.

      Ballmer is just fulfilling his obligation to sound like a leader while claiming that their organization can create innovation just because he says so.

    4. Re:Well, that's it then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      it's working for RIM, isn't it?

  24. "Innovate" by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 0

    You use that word a lot. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    1. Re:"Innovate" by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      "Innovation" get used in the tech field for the same reason that "Journalist" gets used in the news field. It used to be that we used "Invent" and "Reporter", but when companies didn't want to be held to the standards that these words held, they found synonyms. Synonyms that matched the original words enough that the general public would hear the original when the replacement was spoken, but that had just enough leeway to claim they are not lying when they were called on the table to live up to to those standards.

      So, in modern English, "Innovate" means "We marketed ideas that other people have had for a long time, and want you to give us credit for inventing it."

    2. Re:"Innovate" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And industry people rarely used the word "Innovation" until Bill Gates made it a propaganda point during the anti-trust trial. It's hilarious seeing all the M$-h8t0rz on Slashdot buy into a Microsoft marketing concept hook-line-and-sinker.

  25. Standing ovation! by Alex+Belits · · Score: 0

    Me first, anyone wants to join?

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    1. Re:Standing ovation! by ElmoGonzo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right. I'm behind you all the way Steve-0.

  26. Microsoft's table is too large by the+computer+guy+nex · · Score: 4, Interesting
    http://smallbizlink.monster.com/news/articles/897-apple-we-say-no-to-good-ideas-every-day

    "Well, we are the most focused company that I know of, or have read of, or have any knowledge of. We say no to good ideas every day. We say no to great ideas in order to keep the amount of things we focus on very small in number, so that we can put enormous energy behind the ones we do choose, so that we can deliver the best products in the world. In fact, the table that each of you are sitting at today, you could probably put every product on it that Apple makes, and yet Apple’s revenue last year was over $40 billion. I think the only other company that could say that is an oil company."

    Microsoft is too large and unfocused to sustain innovation. They will continue to be fast followers, and still make plenty of money doing it.

    1. Re:Microsoft's table is too large by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Microsoft has NEVER been innovators. Microsoft has always been adopters. They buy and adopt other companies technology.

    2. Re:Microsoft's table is too large by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know. Hard drive densities are pretty large nowadays.

    3. Re:Microsoft's table is too large by toriver · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, I find their pricing and licensing models - often chancing on a yearly basis - to be very innovative... :)

  27. He doesn't get it. To hell with innovation. by realmolo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We're at a stage in the computer industry where innovation is the LAST thing we need.

    What we need is bug fixes and "refinement". Microsoft didn't need to force Metro on us...they just needed to perfect Windows 7. Apple isn't redesigning OS X every 2 years. They're tweaking it an making it better.

    The endless push for NEW products is what screws up the computer industry. Nothing is ever actually *finished*.

    1. Re:He doesn't get it. To hell with innovation. by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 2

      In the mobile market you need to innovate or your die. Just ask RiM.

    2. Re:He doesn't get it. To hell with innovation. by realmolo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      RIM isn't dying because they couldn't innovate, they are dying because BlackberryOS sucks, and they refused to fix it in a reasonable amount of time.

      Like I said, it's not innovation that most companies need, it's quality products.

    3. Re:He doesn't get it. To hell with innovation. by White+Flame · · Score: 1

      Exactly. This also shows that in their success, Apple doesn't innovate much. They focus on polish, style, deeply integrating a few very specific things, and all the physical & UI touches that a very focused set of people seem to respond well to. I wouldn't really call that innovation; they do some innovation, but it's these other things that work for strong sales and brand trust.

      While I'm not an Apple fan, and every time I tried to use an Apple device I wanted to do something slightly different than what the Great Apple had predestined users to do with them, there are definitely lessons to learn from Apple. None of those lessons are "innovation", though.

    4. Re:He doesn't get it. To hell with innovation. by Art3x · · Score: 1

      We're at a stage in the computer industry where innovation is the LAST thing we need. What we need is bug fixes and "refinement". . . . Apple isn't redesigning OS X every 2 years. They're tweaking it an making it better.

      Agreed. I keep hearing these lies:

      Apple is successful because it's innovative? Apple never came up with anything.

      • - The Apple ][ was not the first PC
      • - The Macintosh xeroxed Xerox (they didn't invent it either, though)
      • - OS X is Unix
      • - The iPod was not the first MP3 player.
      • - The iPhone was not the first smart phone.
      • - The iPad was not the first tablet computer.

      Apple's strength has always been its execution. Steve Jobs's biography makes it clear that his talent was refining, refining, refining --- long beyond the patience and courage of most corporate leaders.

      As Derek Sivers said, ideas are just multipliers:

      It's so funny when I hear people being so protective of ideas. (People who want me to sign an NDA to tell me the simplest idea.)

      To me, ideas are worth nothing unless executed. They are just a multiplier. Execution is worth millions.

      Explanation:

      AWFUL IDEA = -1
      WEAK IDEA = 1
      SO-SO IDEA = 5
      GOOD IDEA = 10
      GREAT IDEA = 15
      BRILLIANT IDEA = 20

      NO EXECUTION = $1
      WEAK EXECUTION = $1000
      SO-SO EXECUTION = $10,000
      GOOD EXECUTION = $100,000
      GREAT EXECUTION = $1,000,000
      BRILLIANT EXECUTION = $10,000,000

      To make a business, you need to multiply the two.

      The most brilliant idea, with no execution, is worth $20.

      The most brilliant idea takes great execution to be worth $20,000,000.

      That's why I don't want to hear people's ideas.

      I'm not interested until I see their execution.

      Microsoft used to be great but lost its way? It can become better again? Microsoft is great in size alone. It has never been innovative or, like Apple, good at execution. Which of any of their products in their entire history was new? Or which of any of their products won out because, like Apple, they executed best on an idea already out there? No, the reason Microsoft has been successful is because of the lucky break IBM first gave them, which Microsoft cemented with a variety of techniques, none of which were (a) innovation or (b) execution.

      Neither innovation nor execution have ever been part of Microsoft's culture. John Sculley tells this story:

      Well, I'll tell you a great story that a friend of mine told me. I won't tell you his name because I think he wouldn't like it. But he was doing business with both Apple and Microsoft, doing peripheral products for one of their products in each company. And he was at an Apple meeting. He goes in at the Infinite Loop, in their headquarters in Cupertino. Everyone's sitting around talking in the room. In walks Johnny Ives, head of design, the room goes quiet. Everyone waits to hear what Johnny Ive has to say. Why? Because they know Johnny speaks for Steve. Design is at the top of the priorities at Apple. Some days later he was up at Microsoft. Goes in. This is with the Zune group, a large group of really smart people in the room talking with each other. No designer walks in because there is no such thing. And the meeting then goes into people negotiating with each other. "Well, I'll support your feature if you'll support mine."

      --- How do Apple's and Microsoft's corporate cultures reflect their products?

      That could change some day at Microsoft (anything is possible) but it won't under Steve Ballmer's watch.

      Innovation is not the reason any of the leading tech companies are the leading

    5. Re:He doesn't get it. To hell with innovation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What we need is bug fixes and "refinement". Microsoft didn't need to force Metro on us...they just needed to perfect Windows 7.

      For desktop computers, sure. Between Windows 7 and Office 2010, Microsoft has the desktop market locked down as tight as ever. The problem is that entire market may just evaporate. Are we going to care about desktop PCs in ten years? That market shift happened to IBM 30 years ago, which barely survived as a shadow of its former self. It killed Eastman-Kodak. Both of those were huge blue-chips that never lost dominance in their core market.

      I don't know what it will take for Microsoft to survive the next decade, but if they just do bug fixes and refinement, they are fucked.

    6. Re:He doesn't get it. To hell with innovation. by FreeFire · · Score: 1

      Innovation isn't coming up with something new. That's invention. Innovation is improving something that's already there.

    7. Re:He doesn't get it. To hell with innovation. by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      For desktop computers, sure. Between Windows 7 and Office 2010, Microsoft has the desktop market locked down as tight as ever. The problem is that entire market may just evaporate. Are we going to care about desktop PCs in ten years?

      What do you think? Are we? Will all of our desktops be replaced with robby the robots flying around on hoverboards in the next 10 years?

      I don't know what it will take for Microsoft to survive the next decade, but if they just do bug fixes and refinement, they are fucked.

      Jets are not getting any faster, cars are not getting any more fuel effecient, cpu performance has stagnated on a per-core basis. My Internet connection has not changed in the past 6 years, all of my hardware is at least 5 years old and the new shit is not substantially better, not worth spending the money to upgrade.

      There is only marginal additional value in a new computer just off the assembly line vs one made 5 years ago.

      The cold hard truth is all of the easy avenues for innovation have already been tapped. There may will be revolutionary breakthroughs but their existance is speculative and unpredictable. Progress that matters. Progress that is useful. Progress that makes any difference is difficult, complex and slow. It will continue to get slower into the future. I have a laundary list of bugs in windows having never been fixed and which severly well...bug me wasting a non-trivial number of minutes over a course of a week. If MS just made their products better instead of feeling compelled to reinvent the wheel I would gladly upgrade.

      Disruptive change is generally only acceptable to a market if it is accompanied by significant benefit. Change for changes sake or change that makes things worse (Metro) are a loosing proposition.

  28. Anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're worried about being out-innovated by a company whose whole business is based on repackaging mature technologies in shiny, idiot-proof boxes, you're in real trouble.

  29. Because... by yt8znu35 · · Score: 1

    ...it's too late.

  30. "spreading itself too thin"? by v1 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft runs the continued risk of spreading itself too thin and not really having a fundamental impact in any one market."

    They've got a lot more zeros and commas and stuff in their bank account balance than me, that's for sure. They ought be be able to afford to spread out quite a bit before risking being too "thin" anywhere. When you have that much cash in the bank you ought to be able to draft a memo and toss it in the air and a month from now there's a new large building somewhere staffed full of talented people with one purpose, to make what you just wrote down happen. Why should we think MS can't do that?

    I don't think the coverage is the problem. You have to have brilliant minds at the top to toss out memos like that to provide direction in the first place. That's where MS has been failing for so long. They're like a troll, big and powerful, and truly a scary thing to be up against in theory, but it's not the muscle that's the problem.

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    1. Re:"spreading itself too thin"? by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When their key UI insight is to remove the Start button from their next OS release, you know they have problems......

    2. Re:"spreading itself too thin"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When their key UI insight is to remove the Start button from their next OS release, you know they have problems......

      Making a product more feature rich as time goes on is not the same as improving the product as time goes on. RIM maybe should have been more focused on perfecting UI than increasing complexity. Oh, yeah... that and easing development.

  31. Re:he doesn't grok what he doesn't grok by knappe+duivel · · Score: 1

    this only shows that he doesn't actually know what innovation is...

    sounds more like marketing told him what innovation is all about

  32. Ooh, this is going to hurt... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If Ballmer thinks that his problem is being 'out-innovated' by Apple, his attempt to respond is going to be about as effectual as a fish out of water.

    Apple doesn't really do innovation as much as they do polished, decisive, takes on things that were previously relegated to niche status or mediocrity. They've also shown a historical willingness to murder even their popular products in order to introduce something that they like better(ipod mini being the most notable recent example: killed at the height of its popularity in favor of more expensive and lower-capacity flash-based products, because rotating media were deemed sufficiently inelegant.

    If 'innovation' were the problem, Microsoft could trivially bury Apple in wacky stuff coming out of MS research. As it is, though, they can't even refrain from eating any of their own young that don't play nicely enough with Windows/Office, and they have a veritable talent for squandering even the technical superiority areas that they do have by making them too expensive or too complex for individual users(eg. MS had volume shadow copy in full working order since server 2003, and has substantial clout in terms of getting OEMs to build things, plus an embedded OS to license to them for the purpose. So why is it that they let Apple beat them to releasing a usable-by-morons home backup system(based on a rather more primitive and hacky architecture) 4 years later?)

    1. Re:Ooh, this is going to hurt... by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Well they did kill the Zune. Granted it was still born.

  33. Re:Innovation? Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There isn't a definition of innovation that people agree with. Everyone expects some radical change that no one has thought of, but that has never ever happened in the consumer space. A good definition that most rational people can agree with is to improve existing ideas in some way or another. This improvement can be major or minor (both being subjective terms). The consumer space is a volume business which relies heavily on scale/margin economies. Nobody is going to make ultra expensive cutting edge cool tech for mass market use.

    I am sure that like most companies MS has improved upon existing ideas. Though the key here is what OTHERS think of as innovative. e.g. No one cares about kernel improvements in NT - Not one person is going to write an article about them. They have always had cool tech inside their OS - but hidden under closed source licensing. All they have to do for people to simply think they're innovative is to add some visual flair - which is decidedly non innovative - since almost every UI is based upon ideas that are familiar to users in one form or another.

  34. It's an easy thing to say by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is. It's an easy thing to say. And very soothing to stockholders I'm sure. But how are you going to do it? It's sort of like saying "I'm going to have an innovative idea by 3pm tomorrow!" Ok, that's great. How exactly do you do that?

    Innovation isn't something you simply decide you're going to have, and then you have it.

    What you can do is to change your culture, foster ideas, hire people and don't abuse them. Make your environment a place where innovation can happen. I'm looking at you forced curve. People who think "outside the box" do not like being put in one. If you set up your environment to where only drones do well, then drones are what you'll have. Any real rogue thinkers in the Microsoft structure would get crushed like ants. Need I remind you Einstein did some of his best work while he was getting poor reviews as a patent clerk?

    And innovation isn't something you can really buy, either. Although MS tries. The current MS policy of borg-like assimilation of any outside company that might have a good idea isn't really working, is it? It's a wonderful tribute to the amount of money you have, but it hasn't produced any sort of good results I can think of in a decade. Hell, you guys couldn't even keep Hotmail working. They were the #1 gold standard, and Google waltzed right into that space with Gmail and it's a done deal now.

    In short, if you want to lead you better change. Your culture is all wrong for innovation.

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    1. Re:It's an easy thing to say by randyleepublic · · Score: 1

      And on top of that Gmail sucks!!!

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  35. Hasn't worked the past 30 years.... by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

    ...why would it work now......

  36. Make your own hardware and make it cool by crazyjj · · Score: 1

    Then use Eric Cartman marketing (telling everyone they can't have it). The problem with MS right now is that it has no quality control over what its software is put on, and it's perceived as common and cheap. Apple markets itself as the exact opposite.

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    1. Re:Make your own hardware and make it cool by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      I am still surprised that they have not put out an OfficeBox.
      Basically an Xbox but optimized for Office tasks. If you buy one you get Office pre-installed, an exchange license, and simple configuration to plug it into a windows domain. Probably a software store as well.
      I for one, think it would be a money maker.

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    2. Re:Make your own hardware and make it cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worked really well for Apple in the 90s and the 00s

  37. Talk is cheap... by dtjohnson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft is always talking about what they're gonna do. They need to just shut up and actually DO something. Their last innovative product was when they created the GUI version of the spreadsheet and called it 'Excel.' Since then, the innovation has been a little slow. The problem starts with Ballmer. He is not thinking about cool stuff that can be done with tech. No, he's thinking about how he can make money doing cool stuff that others are doing. As they say in Texas, Microsoft is all hat and no cattle.

    1. Re:Talk is cheap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Visicalc

    2. Re:Talk is cheap... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 2

      As they say in Texas, Microsoft is all hat and no cattle.

      Or quoth Paul Keating, former Australian Prime Minister, talking about one of his opponents: "He's all tip and no iceberg."

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    3. Re:Talk is cheap... by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Well, no. The Windows kernel is pretty damn good. The only reason Windows sucks now is that they don't make developer tools which expose the motivation behind their operating system constructs. The tools are too cludgy so the developers are driven away. But the operating system itself has gotten quite good. It's the philosophy of treating outside developers with suspicion that does them in, I guess.

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  38. Khan Noonien Ballmer by kdogg73 · · Score: 2

    Can I compare this to Khan's tunnel vision on the incapacitated Reliant as he's still going after the Enterprise at the end of Wrath?

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    1. Re:Khan Noonien Ballmer by kehren77 · · Score: 2

      Yes.

    2. Re:Khan Noonien Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I compare this to Khan's tunnel vision

      Only if you also note that Kirk was playing on the same two-dimensional board. Until Spock pointed it out.

  39. Innovation != Buyout by msobkow · · Score: 2

    Innovation does not mean buying out new startups with promising technology.

    It means investing in people, technology, and software, building towards a hoped-for future.

    Neither Apple nor MicroSoft have done much innovating in the past 25 years. All they've done is fine tune, repackage, and buy startups that were promising or a threat.

    Until the bottom line is the corporate future instead of the shareholder payout, it won't change, either.

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    1. Re:Innovation != Buyout by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      The iPod, iPhone, and iPad are all considered innovations. But please pontificate on how Apple hasn't innovated in the past 25 years. Market Analysts would disagree as would Apple's stock price.....

    2. Re:Innovation != Buyout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work in the cell phone industry in 1999/2000 when smart phones first came out. From my experience, plenty of companies had the opportunity to create a really great smart phone. It's not that phone manufacturers weren't trying. I know first hand how hard people worked on making a great smart phone. The thing is, before the iPhone came out, most of the smart phones sucked from a user interface perspective. Typing on the early smart phones blew chunks even with T9. Love or hate them, but Apple was the one that figured out a better user experience for a smart phone. After the iPhone, everyone is yelling "that's so obvious!" Well it wasn't obvious to nokia, ntt, samsung, motorola and any of the other manufacturers. God knows they collectively spent billions developing newer/fancier smart phones. engineers like to think they could have invented the iPhone, but the truth is "no, you couldn't have." It takes a different set of skills to produce a great user experience. I'm not talking about decent or good user experience. I define great by how easy the average consumer interacts with it. If you give an elderly grandma a new iphone, she'll have no problems. Give them a smart phone from 2002 and you'll see a different result. I'm not an apple fan boy, but they deserve credit for putting the pieces together.

    3. Re:Innovation != Buyout by joh · · Score: 1

      Innovation does not mean buying out new startups with promising technology.

      It means investing in people, technology, and software, building towards a hoped-for future.

      Neither Apple nor MicroSoft have done much innovating in the past 25 years. All they've done is fine tune, repackage, and buy startups that were promising or a threat.

      "Innovation is the creation of better or more effective products, processes, services, technologies, or ideas that are readily available to markets, governments, and society. Innovation differs from invention in that innovation refers to the use of better and, as a result, novel idea or method, whereas invention refers more directly to the creation of the idea or method itself. Innovation differs from improvement in that innovation refers to the notion of doing something different (Lat. innovare: "to change") rather than doing the same thing better." (Wikipedia)

    4. Re:Innovation != Buyout by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You know, they can have the iPad, because really nobody did a tablet worth two fucks until the iPad, though it certainly wasn't the first tablet. But they can't have the iPod, that was only refinement of existing products from other vendors, many of which were more capable but none of which provided a superior user experience, mostly because their user interface would always be shit and that's one place where Apple is competent. The innovation is combining a tablet with a decent UI, which somehow no one else ever did.

      Apple never overestimates their users. That's the opposite of innovation, but it is very safe.

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    5. Re:Innovation != Buyout by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      All three of these are only considered 'innovations' because 'innovation' is newspeak. It is used when you polish up on old idea, and take credit for it. I'm not going to argue the quality of those products, because they were somewhere between good and great. But, making a good product isn't "innovation". Making something new is. The iPod was just a trendy music player. There were plenty on the market at the time. The iPhone was just an iPod Touch with a phone built in. All of the PDA manufactures were doing that, as it was a market trend to merge PDAs (which is what the Touch is) and phones. And the iPad was just a tablet. Those had been available for years.

    6. Re:Innovation != Buyout by richard.york · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And yet, if the iPod was just another music player, it wouldn't have been so successful would it? And if the iPhone was just another phone with a music player function, it wouldn't have completely redefined the smart phone industry. If there were no iPad, there would be no tablet market. And I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but the iPad is much more than a big iPod Touch. There's more to it than shiny and pretty and fucking marketing. Yes, there is more involved than a reality distortion field. If it were really that simple Apple would have been another me too company putting out the same old shit as everyone else, for their marketing prowess would be so great they'd be able to sell anything. Yes, many of these ideas were there before Apple came along, but no one put them together in meaningful, usable, or appealing ways. Such that anyone at all can pick one up and immediately userstand how to use it. It means fuckall if the average person isn't able to easily use these things without a BS in computer science. And falling victim to malware. And having reasonable battery life. And having fast, responsive hardware. And having tiny lightweight form factors. And not chewing through your data plan. All areas where Apple has innovated. Not just UI. If that isn't innovation, I don't know what is. If those who had come before had made anything close to any of these, we'd be talking about those companies instead of Apple, and yet we aren't, are we? Because they didn't. Turns out making a touch screen worth a damn takes a hell of a lot of engineering or you end up with a jerky, unresponsive pile of dung much like the early Android touchscreens or Blackberries. You may not like Apple, you may prefer something else, more power to you. But give credit where credit is due. I'm willing to bet you couldn't engineer Apple's products having only those products that came before them, the ones that you beleive equal or superior, available to you even if given your entire lifetime. Big companies with deep war cheats can barely compete. But somehow I think you'll still be on with saying they did nothing different or innovative than anyone else. Somehow I think that the very fact that they have become the world's most valuable tech company easily discredits you.

    7. Re:Innovation != Buyout by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      And I point anyone who cares to read your post as validation of my point.

    8. Re:Innovation != Buyout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iPod, iPhone, and iPad are useless without Fingerworks which Apple bought. Apple also bought Siri as well as a mapping company.

      Here's a full list of Apple acquisitions:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mergers_and_acquisitions_by_Apple

      Apple hasn't innovated in the past 25 years. What they do well however, is marking and hype.

    9. Re:Innovation != Buyout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when does stock price measures innovation?

    10. Re:Innovation != Buyout by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Keep wasting your time attempting to minimize Apple's innovations. History is laughing at you.

    11. Re:Innovation != Buyout by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Yes, that is half the point of Newspeak.

  40. natch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty sure the gum stuck to my sneaker can out innovate Ballmer and Microsoft these days...

  41. Genius! by Darth+Snowshoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps he also should have mentioned that he intends for Microsoft to sell more, higher value products and to earn more money!

    How do they think of these things? They just must be thinking all the time over there at Microsoft!

    1. Re:Genius! by BumpyCarrot · · Score: 1

      Not just thinking, man.

      INNOVATING.

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    2. Re:Genius! by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      I bet RIM executives read this and leaped into action.

      Exec: We should innovate too, get our top people on it!
      Flunky: Who?
      Exec: Our TOP PEOPLE!!!

  42. Innovation from MS? No thanks by JDG1980 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Frankly, I don't even want Microsoft to be "innovative." At this point, they're pretty much like a public utility – I prefer when they're doing their work in the background, and I mostly only notice if they screw something up.

    The fundamental problem is that Microsoft should be transitioning from a high-growth company to a stable, mature company – from a financial perspective, less emphasis on stock appreciation and more on dividends. People – and more importantly, businesses – rely on Microsoft for un-sexy features like backwards compatibility, familiarity, installed base, and stability (some of the older Slashdotters may laugh, but Windows 7 really is a rock-stable OS, and even a fully patched XP isn't bad.) The fact is that Windows became "good enough" for most users years ago, and everything since then has been either incremental improvements or actual degradation. There hasn't been any major positive "paradigm shift" on the desktop and there won't be. Some users will find that they don't need a full-fledged PC and will transition to tablets, but many, perhaps a majority, still need the power and/or flexibility that only a complete desktop OS can offer. This is Microsoft's niche. They need to focus on it and stop chasing phantoms.

    1. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by joh · · Score: 1

      The fact is that Windows became "good enough" for most users years ago, and everything since then has been either incremental improvements or actual degradation. There hasn't been any major positive "paradigm shift" on the desktop and there won't be. Some users will find that they don't need a full-fledged PC and will transition to tablets, but many, perhaps a majority, still need the power and/or flexibility that only a complete desktop OS can offer. This is Microsoft's niche. They need to focus on it and stop chasing phantoms.

      The problem is that globally this just isn't true. Very much like in many countries cell phones were there before some sane coverage with landlines, there are huge populations and even businesses who will just go straight into smartphones and tablets without bothering with PCs.

    2. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by JDG1980 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that globally this just isn't true. Very much like in many countries cell phones were there before some sane coverage with landlines, there are huge populations and even businesses who will just go straight into smartphones and tablets without bothering with PCs.

      Smartphones and tablets are media consumption devices. They aren't suitable for anyone who does any actual work – you need a PC for that. They aren't suitable for producing anything more elaborate than an email reply or a blog comment.

    3. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Smartphones and tablets are media consumption devices. They aren't suitable for anyone who does any actual work

      [citation needed]

      If you can hook them up to external input and output devices, they can do all the same shit a real computer does. It wasn't all that long ago NONE of us had a computer as powerful as one of the higher-end ARM tablets.

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    4. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As of this moment sure, but I wouldn't count on things staying that way forever. The line between tablet and PC is becoming more and more blurred.

    5. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. There is a reason the original poster is not running a multi-billion dollar company setting strategy - he's posting on Slashdot.

    6. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by joh · · Score: 1

      This is true for the kind of business environment that grew with PCs.

    7. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by avandesande · · Score: 2

      The logical conclusion to all of this is a cell phone that connects wirelessly to touch-screens, keyboards and monitors and all of your computing is done in a single small device.

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    8. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fundamental problem is that Microsoft should be transitioning from a high-growth company to a stable, mature company – from a financial perspective, less emphasis on stock appreciation and more on dividends. People – and more importantly, businesses – rely on Microsoft for un-sexy features like backwards compatibility, familiarity, installed base, and stability (some of the older Slashdotters may laugh, but Windows 7 really is a rock-stable OS, and even a fully patched XP isn't bad.) The fact is that Windows became "good enough" for most users years ago, and everything since then has been either incremental improvements or actual degradation.

      Being a stable, mature computer company has been a death sentence for most computer vendors. Think of RCA, Unisys, GE, Data General, DEC, Sun, Apolo, Amdahl, etc. IBM has survived, by out-competing every company in that list.

      Every computer company starts out making something cheaper than the existing companies. It is slower and less reliable, but it is good enough to take business from established players. Eventually, the new thing gets more reliable and less expensive, hurting the existing mature company. At the same time, a new competitors come along who are even cheaper.

      Some examples:

      IBM used to make mainframes for doing anything a business might want. GE, Data General, Unisys and others built less reliable computers that were good enough for 90% of users, and far cheaper. IBM mainframes couldn't compete in the low end market, and they stopped making low-end models.

      DEC started out making (relatively) cheap computers. This allowed them to take the low end customers from IBM. This worked well for them until Sun workstations came out. A VAX for the department would be faster than a cheap Sun box, but one VAX was *far* more expensive than giving *everyone* a Sun box. Their sales crashed in the low end, and they tried to make "mainframe class" VAXen. IBM already had years of experience making mainframe class systems, and crushed them.

      Sun was founded by a guy who wanted a computer fast enough to run EDA tools on, and cheap enough that he didn't have to share it. That was a great business model until PCs became fast enough for most users at an even lower cost. Sun still had a grown-up OS compared to PCs of the day (Solaris vs. DOS). They transitioned to making server hardware, until PCs caught up in those areas (Linux, NT). Then their sales crashed and they got bought for peanuts by a database maker.

      Microsoft made a sad joke of an OS (DOS) run on a very cheap processor. Over time they ran on better hardware (386 with memory protection) and made use of it (NT instead of DOS), but people who cared about performance had RISC workstations until the late 1990s. For the last ten years, Microsoft has owned the low-end OS market, and made some progress in higher-end areas like server software. But they are vulnerable to the same problem as DEC and Sun. A low end competitor that takes the customers who just need email and Facebook would remove a huge number of OS sales.

      Cell phones are cheaper and slower than a PC. They have limited IO options, and are a pain to use for "real work". But they are "good enough" for most people. At some point, PCs will no longer have the economy of scale required to be as cheap as they are today. The high end of the computer market (the people who use mainframes for RAS and supercomputers for science) will never use microsoft products. Losing the low end is a death sentence in the long term.

      Mature companies that are not fighting to win the low end market will eventually be forced to fight IBM for the high end of the market. Microsoft will not win that fight, so they had better not lose the low end.

    9. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      They aren't suitable for producing anything more elaborate than an email reply or a blog comment.

      I think you're being a little condescending towards them, as you can consume a lot more than just those - but your point is valid. Trouble is, that's exactly what 90% of the computer-using population requires from their computing devices.

    10. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by JohnFen · · Score: 2

      The logical conclusion to all of this is a cell phone that connects wirelessly to touch-screens, keyboards and monitors and all of your computing is done in a single small device.

      And once you've done all that, you have successfully built a laptop, or, if you want a nice, big screen or three, a desktop.

    11. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      If you can hook them up to external input and output devices, they can do all the same shit a real computer does.

      But that configuration is effectively identical to a desktop, except that your case has a touchscreen.

      Also, with iOS at least, it's still mostly theoretical. Sure you can hook up a keyboard, but it still lacks a convenient pointing device to go with it (which touchscreen is not - using it alongside the keyboard triggers the "gorilla arm" syndrome pretty quick). It also lacks the way to save the results of your work to an external storage device to pass to someone else. And before someone cries about "cloud", you have to realize that it's not something that is going to work in many places in the developing world where Internet access is crappy and very expensive. Android is much better in all these regards - it lets you connect a mouse and properly supports it in the UI, and most devices let you use either an SD card, or connect a UMS device via USB OTG. Some can do both. But, for some reason, Google isn't really emphasizing those points, and is not particularly pushing the OS to better support all these scenarios on the software side - e.g. once I have a large external screen & a mouse, why not let me run apps in separate windows?

    12. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by LDAPMAN · · Score: 1

      People keep parroting this meme...but that doesn't make it true. For a large percentage of people a tablet will do everything they need. They will continue to get more capable. The only thing a desktop has that may be required for productivity is a keyboard and that is easy to add when needed.

      PCs are dead.

    13. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by Inda · · Score: 1

      I posted this exact thought a month back. It'll take a lot more to convince Slashdot.

      But, back on topic, your idea will happen when Apple invents it.

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    14. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And once you've done all that, you have successfully built a laptop

      ...that can be carried in your shirt pocket. How can you not see that this is a step in the forward direction?

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    15. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not exactly.

      What you've got is a pocket sized "computer" than can connect to whatever the frack you happen to have on hand right now. That means, when in you office, it's like a desktop, when on the road it's like a laptop, when in your car it's like a dash-mounted unit, when you're at a party it's like a phone, etc.

    16. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      And this isn't very innovative by itself, as we've had devices that can do this well for over a decade.

    17. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by randyleepublic · · Score: 1

      And fix the damned bugs! Applications should submit resources to the OS for installation, not install themselves. That would end the whole problem of malware, as the OS would record what it did during the install making uninstallation a breeze. That's just one of my ideas, Microsoft. Hello?

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    18. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And this isn't very innovative by itself, as we've had devices that can do this well for over a decade.

      Well, nobody said it would be. It's iteration, it's advancement, it's not innovation. Innovation is when you combine stuff that's never been combined before, or actually invent something new that hasn't even been invented before, though that is astoundingly difficult to do. On the other hand, it's still going to be a big step forwards when we can all reasonably carry our computers around with us rather than segregating between desktop stuff and phone stuff and anything in between.

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    19. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Well, nobody said it would be.

      Apple everybody and lots of Microsoft people claim this kind of thing as innovative. That's a lot more than "nobody" right there.

      You're absolutely right about iterative vs innovative, of course, but nobody seems to want to be known as an "iterative" company -- even though that type of advance has a much larger cumulative impact on things.

      On the other hand, it's still going to be a big step forwards when we can all reasonably carry our computers around with us rather than segregating between desktop stuff and phone stuff and anything in between.

      But that hits my point -- we've been able to do that for a very long time (in internet time). The main problem isn't so much the computers themselves, but user interfaces. UIs that are comfortable for human general purpose have rather large minimum size requirements. A comfortable keyboard is big. A comfortable screen is big. What works for using for long periods of time tends away from portable.

      What we need to make the ultimate dream come true is actual innovation: a new way to do UI that doesn't require large devices. This means no keyboards & no screens. A radical rethinking.

  43. Their structure almost defies innovation by Wee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I completely agree. The way they have things set up, it's a race to be that top 1 in 10 not to go out on a limb and risk being label as the loser. Stick with what you know, make sure you only color inside the lines, refine something that worked in the past (or for someone else). But come up with wildly new ideas and get them out the door? Nobody is signing up for that.

    I know why they have this system in place, but it's so completely misguided them up to now that I don't know if they could recover from it (from a "OK, from now on we innovate!" perspective) even if they ditched it tomorrow.

    -B

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    1. Re:Their structure almost defies innovation by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      The way they have things set up

      Yeah, you got it exactly right. The whole corporate culture is tuned for certain strengths, and getting new ideas out the door first is definitely not it.

      My idealistic friends went to work for Microsoft, determined they were going to change things. They found other jobs after a few years.

      I doubt Balmer can be 'born again'. He's a business guy who happens to sell computer stuff. Apple is a technology company that happens to be very good at executing highly profitable business models.

      Maybe the Board will let Balmer retire and hire Jon Rubinstein as CEO. That would at least be interesting.

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  44. Not on our watch by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1

    Not on our watch

    Does he include the 12 years he has already been CEO, or does he mean starting now? Starting next year? Starting on an as yet to be released starting date?

  45. Have you sold your Microsoft stock yet? by bbbaldie · · Score: 1

    There's still time!

  46. Meanwhile.. by TimothyDavis · · Score: 1

    And I am sure that Apple will soon release an Apple TV product that shakes up the market and makes Microsoft look stupid for being there already (media center, xbox), but not actually ever having a product that was compelling.

    Home theaters are just begging for simplification – and I don’t expect that Microsoft will be the one to deliver.

    1. Re:Meanwhile.. by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      Home theaters are just begging for simplification – and I don’t expect that Microsoft will be the one to deliver.

      Preach it brother! I was staying in a hotel in LA recently and had to call the front desk to send someone up to show me how to switch the bloody TV on. And I'm an engineer! (Had to press the TV button before holding down the Power button on the remote, by default it just affects the cable box.) The single remote with a squillion buttons is just not cutting it. If it were an Apple product it would have almost no buttons and a simple touchscreen interface. In fact it'd probably be a modified iPod Touch. TV listings would probably be viewable on the remote rather than blocking your view of what you're watching on the telly, and recording stuff to DVR would be a snap.

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    2. Re:Meanwhile.. by aaronb1138 · · Score: 1

      Let me venture a guess and say that you were disappointed when you couldn't figure out which channel "Ow My Balls," was playing.

      Seriously, pressing the device selection button first has been standard operation for universal remotes for over 15-20 years. Get over your spoon feeding self already.

      Proclaiming your title engineer lets me know right off what kind of half-wit you must represent. Your kind of engineer is exactly why we don't have nicer things this day and age. It never ceases to amaze me how much easier it is to teach concepts of a user interface, interaction, and intuitiveness to a redneck automotive mechanic with barely a GED than it is to teach the same to most Masters or PhD in engineering.

      Also, the interface of which you speak already exists. It's called GoogleTV and it was a huge flop in the market because nobody needed another device to control their DVR, TV, and AV receiver. Before that, the Microsoft Homestation prototype was exceptionally intuitive and easy to use and pioneered the ability to record and stream video from the device to other devices over the internet in 2001... long before the slingbox. You could even loan your recordings (!!!) to other users.

    3. Re:Meanwhile.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Selecting the device has not been a standard operation for universal remotes for over 15-20 years. Nor does it change the fact that universal remotes are as confusing as all hell to people who don't have much experience with universal remotes. You know? People who have better things to do than turn their homes into self-contained entertainment centers because they're too scared to venture into the outside world? People with lives? People with friends? People with women to fuck? People who would be capable of starring in a porno rather than your sad friendless self who couldn't get laid in a brothel?

      Now sit back and take your punishment while I mock you.

      Let me hazard a guess that you are a socially inept, rude, judgmental, arrogant, stuck-up, intellectually-challenged prick who gets fired from ever single job he has had after five minutes because he doesn't have any manners. People like you are the reason why engineers have been branded "geeks" or "nerds". People like you have the social skills of the losery kid in school who always got his head kicked in and decided to take it out on everyone else in adulthood. You are an amusingly stupid mucksavage who should put himself out of his misery as painlessly as possible.

      Oh yeah, and fuck you too.

    4. Re:Meanwhile.. by edwdig · · Score: 1

      Tivo has an iOS app. It allows you to do exactly what you want. Control the Tivo, browse TV listings, etc. It sucks to use as a remote as you have to look at it to make sure you're hitting the right button. It's also slower, as you can't just slide your finger around on the screen to get to the next button. With a regular remote, you usually quickly learn your way around it by feel and can use the common buttons easily without looking.

      The listings don't work well on an iPhone - the screen is just too small. The guide on the TV screen works much better. It's easier to read and you can fit a lot more information on screen at once.

      I haven't tried it on an iPad yet. I'm guessing the listings would be better, but the remote controls would probably be even slower to use with the larger screen.

    5. Re:Meanwhile.. by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      > Selecting the device has not been a standard operation for universal remotes for over 15-20 years.

      Every remote I've ever owned that was capable of controlling more than one device required you to first press the button for the device you want to control, and then press the button(s) to issue commands to that device.

      The TV in my basement dates to 1994, and that's how its remote works. So did that of the since-replaced TV in my master bedroom that was bought on the same day. I've got another universal remote on the desk beside me right now that works the same way and dates to about 1997 or so.

      So, yes, IME selecting the device has been pretty standard for almost 20 years. I don't know why dude had to be so insulting about it, but he is technically correct. And we all know that's the best kind of correct.

      ~Philly

    6. Re:Meanwhile.. by mrjimorg · · Score: 1

      Last time I tuned on my Xbox I was accosted with advertisements. I really don't like having to scroll past piles of spam to get to what I want to do! I want to watch a video- I don't give a damn about the next Halo that came out.

    7. Re:Meanwhile.. by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      That's a good point actually. I remember when texting when driving was no big deal because you could do it without looking at the phone and keep your eyes on the road, but in the smartphone age you have to look at the damn thing. Maybe someone will invent an interface that has the flexibility of a touchscreen but also has the tactile feel of traditional buttons.

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  47. I'm skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Innovation is about both being able to pick a good path and traveling down the path to design a great product.
          These are two inter-related things with path adjustments as the design process proceeds.

    uSoft says: "We are trying to make absolutely clear we are not going to leave any space uncovered to Apple"

    They certainly have the resources to run down a few paths at the same time,
          It appears that they now also have the will to use their resources.

    Since most of the possible design paths result in products which are not great,
            and even uSoft doesn't have infinite resources,
                they still need the good taste to pick an outstanding path.

    To date, this has not been their strong suit.

    Perhaps a better strategy would be to look outside and gobble up small companies that have stumbled onto useful paths.

             

  48. The limits of decrees and fiats ... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    Well, he might as well order the waves to stop, like King Canute. Or follow the more recent example from North Carolina, ordering the Atlantic Ocean not to rise non-linearly.

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  49. Hmm by joh · · Score: 1

    Going after Apple and then telling in which areas MS won't be out-innovated anymore is not the same as innovation. Innovation doesn't mean to be better than others in the same markets. It means creating new markets and new product categories. Just being as good or better than Apple would mean shit if Apple then comes with the next big thing MS had never even wasted a thought on.

    Of course this is pure theory, since I don't think we will see that much innovation from Apple anymore. Still, these are laughable comments from a CEO. It's pretty clear that Ballmer doesn't even know what innovation actually means.

  50. Ballmer should have said ... by PPH · · Score: 1
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  51. Wait ... we've been here before by phonewebcam · · Score: 1

    He demonstrated his stunning visionary abilities a while back - how'd that work out for you, Steve?

  52. Developers developers developers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    give us Microsoft Bob and Clippy.

  53. Apple or Jobs? by tomhath · · Score: 1

    A big part of the reason Apple has been so successful is that they devote the bulk of their attention to only a few select market areas.

    Apple without Jobs almost went bankrupt once. They probably have another year or so to complete projects he had going. After that it might be easier for Microsoft to be as innovative as the post-Jobs Apple.

    1. Re:Apple or Jobs? by FreeFire · · Score: 1

      I don't see any signs that today's Apple without Jobs is the same as the previous Apple without Jobs.

    2. Re:Apple or Jobs? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      That's because when His Jobsiness (may His turtleneck never sag) shuffled off the mortal coil they didn't instantly stop making things that had been developed during His reign.

      And this time they haven't put a fizzy water salesman in charge.

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  54. Re:Apple on select few markets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this different from every other major technology corporation? You either sue based on your patent portfolio, or you lose the ability to defend your own IP.

  55. And just to make absolutely sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's resigning, right?

  56. Corporate culture and writing style by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    it's fair to argue that attempting to innovate everywhere can often result in innovation nowhere. A big part of the reason Apple has been so successful is that they devote the bulk of their attention to only a few select market areas. By trying to innovate everywhere, so to speak, Microsoft runs the continued risk of spreading itself too thin and not really having a fundamental impact in any one market.

    Doesn't seem to stop Google. Lots of companies have diverse portfolios and still manage to be successful. Look at those giant Korean industrial outfits like Hyundai and Daewoo. I suspect that corporate culture plays a bigger role.

    On a more stylistic point:

    let's be honest.
    Sure,...
    Granted,...
    If anything,...
    "too little too late"
    And it goes without saying that...
    Now,...
    you can't deny...
    it was abundantly clear
    it's fair to argue that

    If I submitted an article with this many clichés and redundant filler I'd expect my editor to send it back to me and tell me to clean it up.

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  57. One sociopath to another. by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 1

    "Not going to happen. Not on our watch".

  58. i would like to see that by FudRucker · · Score: 3, Funny

    did Ballmer jump around like a monkey when he said that???

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    1. Re:i would like to see that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep... And Yelled... Developers... Developers... Developers... Developers

  59. +5 Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ballmer clearly deserves a +5 Funny on this one !

    1. Re:+5 Funny by real-modo · · Score: 1

      Well, I laughed when I saw it. If you hadn't posted as AC you might have got a mod point.

  60. Microsoft innovating by hlavac · · Score: 2

    It seems Microsoft is working hard on innovating themselves out of the market... they seem to have confused "different" with "innovative".. Windows 8 will be... different

    1. Re:Microsoft innovating by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Well, if it is different from everything ever tried, it is innovative. He is not confused.

      In fact, it is the other way around. You are the one that is confusing "innovative" with "good". Most innovations weren't done yet just because they are stupid ideas. It doesn't make them less innovative.

  61. It finally happened by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    Apple has apparently acquired Microsoft.

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    1. Re:It finally happened by FreeFire · · Score: 1

      No, Apple wouldn't have announced their strategy.

  62. Execution more than innovation is MS's problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Innovation is only part of Microsoft's problem. Execution is the bigger challenge. Apple is out-executing everyone, especially in manufacturing where they've developed massive economies of scale and all-but-locked up key component suppliers thanks to Tim Cook. Steve Jobs was smart and visionary, but one could argue that Jobs would never have succeeded in turning Apple around without Cook working out the execution part of the equation.

    Even if MS can turn on the "innovation" with the snap of Ballmer's fingers, it won't matter a whit if he can't clean out the Microsoft's bureaucratic sclerosis. Good luck with that.

  63. meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft values solid execution, not innovation. People who take innovative risks run a good chance of failing to produce results and end up at the bottom of the stack ranking. Even if they are successful, the innovation is likely to be misunderstood by management around them and they end up average in the stack ranking. The entire review process weeds out innovators.

    1. Re:meh by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Microsoft values solid execution

      LOL

  64. Not much innovation by AdmV0rl0n · · Score: 1

    Microsoft seem almost becalmed and bereft. Windows 8, apart from some good baseline (read unexciting, but sound steps) engineering has a crippled, useless, featureless, desert of a UI. Its also seemingly an assault on Win32 and much of Windows infrastructure, in exchnage for untested WinRT/WinRT, and at least on the surface, a limited, confined, controlled new API and an Empty house as far as software goes.

    And I'll be blunt. In desktop terms, Apple was wrong when it went full screen nuts, and so are these idiots. The desktop is a rich, diverse, interesting environment. Its not a phone and its not a tablet.

    Windows 8 deserves to actually die and have its journey terminated, at least in this incarnation. And no, taking a failed zune base and trying to make it your computational universe was very stupid.

    And its been matched by the stupidity on display in countless windows 8 blog posts where they show their unhinged ideas are based on the feedback from the wrong people (hint, savvy windows users shut off the feedback, they tend not to want or accept MS poking around). The endless idiotic postings about not enough people used the start button, so we deleted it are legion. Die Die Die.

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  65. MS is in the buggy whip business by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 1
    MS dominates the market for computing bricks. However, that era is ending now. People don't want to sit and interact with a screen, they want a device that extends their ability to deal with the world. It is like the difference between a steam engine and a locomotive. One is just fine sitting in place doing the work of 100 men. The other gets you from place to place.

    I'm sure they are very good at innovating in their business, it is just that their business is turning office workers into drones. We already are all drones, there's no more expansion.

    1. Re:MS is in the buggy whip business by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      That seems to be a common delusion... At least MS shares it.

      It is like the difference between a steam engine and a locomotive. One is just fine sitting in place doing the work of 100 men. The other gets you from place to place.

      And yet, people didn't stop making machines that simply "stood there doing the work of 100 men" once they got machines that moved them from one place to another. And if you asked anybody at the time why, they'd probably think you have mental problems for considering the idea.

      Desktops won't stop being usefull, they also won't became more expensive. After adjusting for the end of the MHz war, people will buy more desktops than they buy now; not less. Of course, they'll also want a computer to help them as they go, and while we are stuck with screens, they'll want those with several screen sizes. They'll also probably start to put computers at their TVs. They'll probably want computers everywhere a big screen may help them.

      Now, that was always so obvious that even MS knew it since the 80's. Now that it is happening, why they suddenly don't know anymore?

    2. Re:MS is in the buggy whip business by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 1

      That seems to be a common delusion... At least MS shares it.

      It is like the difference between a steam engine and a locomotive. One is just fine sitting in place doing the work of 100 men. The other gets you from place to place.

      And yet, people didn't stop making machines that simply "stood there doing the work of 100 men" once they got machines that moved them from one place to another.

      Factually questionable interpretation: once the WN Steam engine was assembled, there were few changes. The next stand in place engines were the electrical and internal combustion engines, neither of which were on the same principles as the external combustion steam engine. i.e. there will be desktops, but the next disruptive wave will be based on different principles, and probably won't be driven by windows compatibility.

  66. Met too. Met too. Me too!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea of "me-too innovation" is hard to explain to people who don't understand that simply avoiding the competition on price is still not real innovation.

    "A train that goes 130 km/h is public transport, a train that goes 300 km/h is innovation as it competes with air-planes. A tablet of 1GHz is a tablet, a tablet of 3GHz is still a tablet."

  67. Nope: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Errm... IE is on the skids, W8 is fugly and as for that god-aweful, clam-bake of a phone: you've already lost the battle and never even thought to gear up, poor, little, nebbish gladiators.

  68. really, steve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when was the last time you were right about anything related to apple?

    let's see...
    itunes? nope.
    ipod? nope.
    iphone? nope.
    ipad? nope.
    apple tv? too early to tell.

    tell me again how this guys still has a job.

  69. It's not about innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not as much about innovation as it is about branding.

  70. They should go with their strengths by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Historically, Microsoft has taken other innovations, including Apple, and beating them with them. Considering that their own innovations have been Clippy, Bob, and Metro, they should probably stick with what works.

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  71. Good luck with that... by interval1066 · · Score: 1

    "...great artists steal."

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  72. Crystal-clear through that lead window. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry Ballmer. No one will ever want to buy a $500 iPhone. *rolls eyes*

  73. A few thoughts by BumpyCarrot · · Score: 1

    Firstly - as many people have said, MS needs to pull back from the markets it's contesting. Over the last few years they've taken on portable audio, search, the cloud, phones, hands free interfaces, and now finally a tablet. The Surface is still up in the air, I don't think they've even talked prices yet(?) That's going to be a deciding factor, I don't think consumer demand has capacity to support TWO luxury players in the mobile market, and Apple aren't just going to roll over. Kinect is well implemented and can provide a boatload of functionality, but it might be hampered by being shackled to something that isn't quite yet considered an "entertainment" device, as opposed to a games console.

    The point being, MS doesn't surprise me with a new offering any more, and they haven't made much impact in any of the above fields. They're always the "me too", and lately they're turning up in third place on a lot of things.

    That said, praise where it's due: With all that on top, MS hasn't lost sight of their desktop OS, easily their most important product outside of/in hand with Office. (I don't think I can even say that much for Apple: Lion seems like the dumbing down of OSX to attract iOS users.)

    They're in a strong place with the XBox right now, which is probably still their most significant offering outside of general computing. I think if they leverage it correctly, they could really push the old "digital home" angle again, talking to your console, sending YouTube videos from your tablet to your TV, etc. and actually make something cool in the process.

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  74. Not On Our Watch by dcollins · · Score: 2

    "Not going to happen. Not on our watch."

    LOL. This piece of history (Ballmer's "watch") has already been written.

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  75. Re:Apple on select few markets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your own IP

    That's where your reasoning is at fault.

  76. Re:Innovation? Microsoft? by jmorris42 · · Score: 0

    > Everyone expects some radical change that no one has thought of, but that has never ever happened in the consumer space.

    Sure it happens. Just not very often, and as I said originally, sometimes even from Apple. The Apple ][ was innovative, new and a breakthrough. Little of the actual tech was invented by Steve & Steve but the idea of making a whole machine (unlike say the Altair and other contemporary units) for retail consumption was a fairly new idea at the time. All of the tech in the original Mac came from elsewhere (mostly PARC) but it was still a big departure from what was selling before.

    But the iProducts of late not so much. Nothing in the iPod was invented at Apple and except for being the first to get ahold of the new 1.8" form factor HDDs (invented by others), the scroll wheel (licensed tech) and the very old idea of a walled garden was a late comer to the portable digital music player market. I guess the notion of selling the walled garden as a feature instead of a bug is a sort of dark innovation. The iPhone certainly didn't break much ground in the smartphone space, that was well established by Microsoft, RIM, Palm and others by the time Apple showed up. The iPad was nothing but a bigger iPhone. Apple of course blew the size of those markets right through the roof with their productizing and marketing prowess. It is what they do now, take other people's innovation and make the 'product you guys should have made' and sell millions and millions of em.

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  77. Yay for Competition by MNNorske · · Score: 1

    I would be quite happy to see Microsoft become competitive again. I really enjoyed switching over to Apple products for home use because of how user friendly they are. But, they've been getting to be too closed of a shop. It would be fantastic to see some honest competition in the market again as it would force both of the major players to produce better quality products at more reasonable prices. Apple became a better competitor because of how dominant Microsoft was. Hopefully now Microsoft can become a better competitor again as they have a major contender out there in Apple.

  78. Not hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple doesn't innovate anything, they simply take innovations from other smaller, lesser known companies and paint on a chrome finish.
    Saying you're going to "innovate more than apple" doesn't really inspire any confidence in anyone.

  79. We will fight them! by mveloso · · Score: 1

    We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in Tablets, we shall fight on the Apps and Stpres, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the tablet market, we shall defend our franchise, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight in the consumer market, we shall fight in the enterprise space, we shall fight in the developers hearts and minds, we shall fight in Corporate IT; we shall never surrender!

  80. One more thing by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 2

    Make your product the coolest there is and make no compromise to compatibility with previous products.

    Then support that product for it's entire lifecycle, including real updates. If you drop support for phones sold less than a year ago that run your current latest telephone OS, you will never get anyone to believe your product is worth spending 150% of the competitors price on. You can't have your cake and eat it too, if you drop support for older hardware, make sure the older hardware has served it's purpose and is probably worn out as it is.

    Make sure your product only comes in one or two flavors. How many versions of windows are there again? There's 4 versions or so of 2008R2 server, 7 or so of windows 7? Just make "server" and "desktop" and give them the same name and API. Put some server centric apps on the server and desktop centric apps on the desktop, but the OS API should be uniform amongs the two versions.

    Make sure there is a "support" that just gives support for that machine. Again, 2 options, desktop support and server support. Nothing more, nothing less.

    People like the simple proposals that don't give them more chances to pick the wrong option. How frustrated do you think your customers are when they get told that their "genuine" windows version doesn't have that feature that their neighbors or work PC has and not only that, since they bought OEM they should get support from their vendor and not MicroSoft? Really....Stop coming back for a glass of milk when you already got the cookie. if you want more, charge a whole cake in advance and then just give people what they want for the cake in return without telling them no after they already paid.

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    1. Re:One more thing by Wee · · Score: 1

      That's all really good stuff. Seems like Apple had a set of connected ideas that stretched from the iPod to iTunes to the iPhone, and it worked. They did the social media thing and it was terrible, but everyone did that. And it's exactly the kind of "innovation" Ballmer is talking about.

      -B

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    2. Re:One more thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How frustrated do you think your customers are when they get told that their "genuine" windows version doesn't have that feature that their neighbors or work PC has

      Or quite possible their old version of Windows had

    3. Re:One more thing by rsborg · · Score: 1

      I don't think Microsoft could ever pull an Apple or Google and "leave money on the table". Your entire (brilliant) strategy goes against profit maximization - by adding to the brand value.

      The problem with the bean counter worldview of "leaving money on the table" is to forget there are other tables - and your ability to access those tables are exactly by not extracting whatever you can from (ie, screwing over) your current customers.

      Remember, Microsoft sells very little percentage of their product to end customers - they sell to a captive audience - their distributors and PC manufacturers, and for server market, major corporations who can't quit the Microsoft habit.

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    4. Re:One more thing by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Microsoft sells a lot of mice, keyboards, web cameras, and game consoles to consumers.

      Percentage-wise regarding total revenue for Microsoft, it's not that big a chunk of cash. But they're fairly strong in those areas, and thus have a significant presence in the consumer market. And a well known brand, obviously.

  81. Windows Media Center by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1

    We are trying to make absolutely clear we are not going to leave any space uncovered to Apple

    Great Steve, how about getting your teams to do some actual innovation on Windows Media Center - before you lose that to Apple too?

    (note: adding de-interlacing, a bunch of codecs and then shoving it in a pay-for additional pack for Windows 8 isn't innovation)

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  82. Full of Logic Fail by EmagGeek · · Score: 0

    Steve Ballmer's statement is based on the false premise that Apple is innovative.

    They are not. However, they are very clever and skilled IP thieves.

    1. Re:Full of Logic Fail by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      Steve Ballmer's statement is based on the false premise that Apple is innovative.

      They are not. However, they are very clever and skilled IP thieves.

      I'm trying really hard to not fall for you trap but maybe you could give us an example of what you think innovation is, an example of an innovative company and examples of how Apple steals rather than innovates.

      Perhaps you are not aware of the Apple Newton and how it is a predecessor of graphical PDA like Palm put out by a couple of years. It introduced the concept of handwriting recognition on a tablet form factor and rows of icons on a stylus controlled resistive touch screen device.

      Apple has made numerous contributions to open source projects over the years and even created some new open source projects.

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    2. Re:Full of Logic Fail by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      It was innovative, and while the first one was not great, Apple kept at it. The Newton 2000 and 2100 were great machines.

  83. Nice try Ballmer, but... by alchemist68 · · Score: 1, Informative

    being named "Steve" too, doesn't quite get you there. You, Steve Ballmer, must understand that YOU and Steve Jobs are very different people with completely different goals and objectives, and your company's [Micorsoft] performance reflects these differences. Accept your path for what it is: Microsoft is not a company hell-bent on enabling the individual person exploring and enhancing creative endeavors, Microsoft is a very corporate-business-driven entity best suited for large scale business operations, such as Office and networking. MS has a track record for failure in the consumer segment [who the hell owns a Zune? - a clunky brown piece of shit - if it was worth having, the market would have selected for it] except for the X-box platform. Stop wasting investors' money and stick with what you're [MS] is good at: business software and integrating it together. Face it Steve, Jr., you're not even close to Jobs and you're getting yourself into an area where you're going to fail again. No one is ever going to put an MS logo on their car, college office door, laptop, etc... MS doesn't have the "coolness factor" and never will, YOU'RE ALL MISSING THE POINT, YOU NEVER HAVE 'GOTTEN IT', AND NEVER WILL! Apple doesn't compete in your market, why do you think you can accelerate past some of the brightest minds in the tech industry? Being a pharmaceutical scientist, I can liken Apple as the Discovery Research aspect of the high-tech world, Microsoft is more the Development segment of something that is passed through the pipeline, something more established. Microsoft would have to completely disassemble its way of thinking and come around to opening truly creative thinking and implementing it without being diluted and combobulated with the current MS corporate culture. What you seek you do not possess - it's like an average student wanting very badly to enroll in honors courses, yes, you want it, but you don't have what it takes to succeed or get there, you are pursuing an area completely out of your league. And "developers, developers, developers, developers" isn't going to cut it, MS is certainly not on the cutting edge of creativity or technological [both software and hardware] innovation. No college graduate is beating down the doors of Microsoft screaming "I want to beat down Apple! Just give me enough money an I'll do it." Rather, those graduates are employed by Apple, until they burn out, then the next crop comes in. You're going to continue to get second-hand A-players who are either burnt-out from working at Apple, or who never made there to begin with. Stick with what you're good at: MAKING BUSINESS SOFTWARE. Pursue market areas where MS is going to have dominance and continued success - FOCUS, DON'T DILUTE. I can always make a ruckus at the next shareholders meeting, and believe me Steve, I'll step up to the microphone and give you a piece of my mind.

    1. Re:Nice try Ballmer, but... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      hell-bent on enabling the individual person exploring and enhancing creative endeavors

      Huh? Where did this one come from? The individual? Apple has always been about cookie-cutter, our-way-or-the-highway design. You either accept the Apple way or don't use their products. Individual person exploring? You just totally lost me there, because that's not what Apple is about AT ALL.

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  84. MSFT fail yet again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason MSFT is failing is that they are ROTTEN to the CORE like a bad apple. Get rid of STACK RANKING and get your employees to compete with your competitors not each of themselves. Remove those stupid level titles. Remove the FORCED promotion curves.

    Until you do that, you will keep failing, losing employees, and losing the game.

    Face it, you have tried to innovate for the past half decade in mobile, 3 times now in a row and FAILED, UNDER YOUR WATCH BALMER.

    Mobile devices, DEAD; lost the race, 5 years AT LEAST behind, you lost the DEVELOPERS with your idiotic API restrictions and changing platforms yearly.

    Forget it. I am now making money on Apple iOS and Google Android, I don't have time to care about Windows Mobile's 1% and falling share.

    Your Surface is a JOKE too.

    I am glad I left Microsoft after a decade working there. It is STINKING to the core inside.

  85. I need this as a wmv file by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I can play it in my Zune! :-)

  86. Re:Innovation? Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the iProducts of late not so much. Nothing in the iPod was invented at Apple and except for being the first to get ahold of the new 1.8" form factor HDDs (invented by others), the scroll wheel (licensed tech) and the very old idea of a walled garden was a late comer to the portable digital music player market. I guess the notion of selling the walled garden as a feature instead of a bug is a sort of dark innovation. The iPhone certainly didn't break much ground in the smartphone space, that was well established by Microsoft, RIM, Palm and others by the time Apple showed up. The iPad was nothing but a bigger iPhone. Apple of course blew the size of those markets right through the roof with their productizing and marketing prowess. It is what they do now, take other people's innovation and make the 'product you guys should have made' and sell millions and millions of em.

    What a steaming load of horse shit. Your definition of "innovate" is apparently so narrow that even somebody building a fucking rocket isn't "innovating" because "you know, all those elements and ores and petroleum products you used to build that thing... they were around for years before you put them together, just laying around in plain sight for everybody to see. It's not really innovative to assemble them into some other product with new features or capabilities, at all."

    It's clear you don't like Apple. We get it. Now go fuck yourself.

  87. I'll just summarize my thoughts this time by erroneus · · Score: 1

    I came here initially wanting to write about Microsoft's position and Apple's position and how it all kind of makes sense.

    Here's the thing though. We've all admired Apple for how agile it is. It creates all kinds of attention-getting, waiting-in-line-for-a-week kind of stuff. But their markets do not really include anything which might include the word "vital" in its description.

    Meanwhile, Microsoft's software, for better or worse, is the foundation of business everywhere on the planet. "Vital" describes the core of Microsoft's products... that being Windows and Office products.

    What does this mean? Well, if Apple makes huge changes, they aren't going to upset business or the global economy. If Microsoft does, it REALLY causes problems. Get the picture? Microsoft CAN'T make major changes without major risk. Vista and 7 were major risks. Vista's mistakes caused reluctance to go to 7. And this Metro interface thing? Holy crap! I just don't want to hear about it and neither does any other IT people. We'd rather it just not exist and Microsoft tweaks, tunes and improves 7.

    Microsoft is out of touch if they think they can be like Apple (or better) without major changes. For them to pull this off, they would have to split up into "business" and "other" where they continue down two roads... you know, kind of like Redhat and Fedora. If they do something like that? Maybe...

    1. Re:I'll just summarize my thoughts this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.

      Ballmer reminds me of the too-loud, fat neighbor with the barbeque who watches midget wrestling and who laughs at dumb jokes about gays and black people. MS will survive in spite of him.

      A company should not forget its core purpose in existing, and should only change with time and with care.

      Microsoft's core business is the Ubiquitous Operating System which can run effectively on generic computer platforms, turning them into useful tools for everybody. That need isn't going to go away any time soon, so they don't have to scurry to change their operation.

      Apple is also still in the same game it was twenty years ago. They make proprietary hardware designed primarily for entertainment and secondarily for making music and art. That's it. The only thing which has changed is that Apple has figured out how to do the entertainment part more efficiently than before.

      Will Apple ever be able to displace MS from business infrastructures? I don't see it. As a business, I think it's far easier to go Linux than it is to go Apple. Plus, I don't think Apple cares to try. They know what they exist for and they are sticking to it. MS shouldn't be feeling threatened because there is no threat. But Ballmer is a dumb fat guy who reacts rather than thinks, and right now his poor brain is being besieged by too many iPads swirling around him.

      Can MS ever become a huge new media empire like Apple? That's actually possible, but it will be hard and it will cost them. Their X-Box is proof that they can do this, finally turning profits after all these years. The X-Box is basically just an iPad which needs to plug into the wall and use a TV as its screen and has no free apps. The media license structure works on the same general principle as Apple's model.

      So frankly, I don't see MS in the losing corner here. I see Apple being a flash in the pan and fading away over the next ten years since all they offer is hardware and non-vital software which has no legacy value.

      They've got a good head-start, but it won't be long before everybody else has caught up with equivalent hardware, and unlike in the workplace, the public is made up of individuals who can and regularly do change their favorite crap every few years.

    2. Re:I'll just summarize my thoughts this time by ciggieposeur · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, Microsoft's software, for better or worse, is the foundation of business everywhere on the planet. "Vital" describes the core of Microsoft's products... that being Windows and Office products.

      I really wish OSHA and the FTA would understand this fact and what it means: we have allowed our governments and corporations to be entirely dependent on one company's software products to run the whole effing world. A single point of failure like that in an industrial facility would be SCREAMING for an OSHA fine; a single company whose demise would cripple all business everywhere would be SCREAMING for the FTA to intervene. This is what the HAZOP world would call an "Intolerable" level of risk.

      We really need rules on our corporations to ensure that all mission-critical processes in the business have an escape plan of some kind with either real money to back it up or an insurance policy to finance the changeover. Basically this whole "one vendor solution for everything" crap should be illegal for the good of society.

  88. Re:Innovation? Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [1] Apple productizes. Apple markets. They even integrate well. But mostly they are a design and marketing company.

    Apple doesn't innovate, they just productize, market, and integrate really well because they are a design and marketing company. Heh.

    This confirms my theory that many people around here cannot distinguish between the words 'invent' and 'innovate'.

  89. Yes Steve by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    > Ballmer explained that the company had ceded innovations in hardware and software to Apple, but that the-times-they-are-a-'changin. 'We are trying to make absolutely clear we are not going to leave any space uncovered to Apple,'

    So they are going to innovate by copying Apple.

    You go Steve.

  90. Typical.... by Jorgensen · · Score: 1

    This is classic microsoft.... They have their eyes focused on their competition, examining what the competition is doing, trying to figure out what they're thinking and wondering how to counter (or block) their next move... Although they consider themselves pro-active it is really a very defensive posture...

    And while they're looking at the competition, they ignore the customers ... So we should not expect their reaction to consider customers - simply to target (however accurately) the competition...

    As a supporter of Free Software and Open Source, we should watch this carefully - we need to understand what to expect from Microsoft - and possibly Apple: Probably lots of patent stuff and other "Intellectual Property" noise. But we should always keep in mind that the most effective countermeasure is to write good software: stay on top of bugs and listen to the users! That way, everybody wins. Microsoft seems to be forgetting that.

  91. oh good! by khipu · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is finally getting out of the computer business then.

  92. Remember Sony? by Animats · · Score: 1

    Remember Sony? Remember when Sony was cool? Remember when there were "Sony Style" stores? Remember their cute little robot dogs, their cute cell phones, their audio players? Sony was known for their cool design and loyal users.

    Ever see an Xperia? No? That's Sony's latest smartphone. Who won in game consoles? Microsoft. Sony has lost money for the last four years, and the losses are getting bigger, not smaller. $5.7 billion last year.

    Good product design didn't save Sony. Further back, it didn't save Olivetti, maker of some of the most beautiful typewriters and calculators of the 1970s. You'll see them on display in museums.

    Microsoft does well at hardware. Their big weakness is online services.

  93. Re:Innovation? Microsoft? by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

    > Your definition of "innovate" is apparently so narrow that even somebody building a fucking rocket isn't "innovating" because "you know...

    No, I'd say it wasn't too innovative if you just bought rocket motors, gyros, etc. off the shelf and stuck em on a slightly differently shaped body and launched it AFTER Sputnik. Which was what the iPod was. They bought hdds off the rack, put em in a bog standard plastic body with a quite typical display and added in a scroll wheel they licensed from somebody else. They introduced it into a market already full of portable digital music players of various sorts. All they added was the look of the case, the software, the iTunes store and a big heaping helping of the patented RDF. The rest was, as I said, productizing and marketing.

    Which was why we have the meme around here "no Wifi, less storage than a Nomad; lame" Cmdr. Taco underestimated the power of marketing over innovation just like Steve Jobs did all those years ago when Microsoft's inferior products were kicking his butt. Steve learned from that.

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  94. Positive decisiveness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Your use of "decisive" is probably the best word I've heard to describe Apple. What set them apart as far back as the gumdrop iMac wasn't their ability to say "no" to things or to innovate so much as their ability to say YES to things without qualification.

    That's Apple's unique strength. While everyone else is hedging their bets and keeping pokers in the fire, Apple bets the farm over and over again. They never doubt. They never second-guess themselves. A decision is made and that's that. They put every . last . resource . into the things that they run with, and as a result, those things carry the weight (the embodied human knowledge, labor, energy, research, refinement, etc.) of the entire organization within them.

    So often in the tech industry you get the feeling that every other company is watching the stats about every product in their lineup, just waiting to kill them at the first hint of weakness and loathe to invest in them further once they're out the door. They keep thirty or fifty or a hundred product lines just barely alive but perpetually on the chopping block, none of them ever named "do or die" for the company, which makes consumers hesitate to use them in "do or die" situations in real life.

    The only other product line that ever seemed even close to as "committed" as the iDevices was IBM's ThinkPad series back in the day, but even then it wasn't at the same level.

    Every time Apple launches a new family of anything (OS, computing device, consumer device, service) there is a vast geography of scoffing from all of the other industry players, and a lot of critics saying they've got it wrong.

    But Apple doesn't care whether they've got it "right" or "wrong," they care that they execute and perfect whatever it happens to be that they've got. In the end, that focus on execution and perfection tends to make it "right" within a product cycle or two.

    1. Re:Positive decisiveness. by RhadamanthosIsChaos · · Score: 1

      This is my first Slashdot comment in I don't even know how long. You, sir or madam, have it exactly correct. Even Apple's "failures" (the funky-looking iMac that took a lot of jokes is a prime example) were really sold by the company and never treated as second-rate.

      I hope that now that Steve is gone, the company continues to be as decisive as it has been, I think if they put the brakes on, they might lose a lot of what makes them Apple.

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  95. Innovation Refers to Doing Things Differently by eepok · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I don't know why, but I get the distinct feeling that what Ballmer means is that he wants Microsoft to make competing products better than Apple does. That means faster, more reliable, prettier, and able to do more stuff at once. That requires that Microsoft plays the same game

    But that's not innovation. That's improvement.

    Innovation is doing things differently. If Microsoft wants to do things differently than Apple, then they can create competing products that actually offer different services and options.

    Let's take MP3/Media players for example. The MS Zune bombed because it tried to be an iPod with different styling and different proprietary programs. What Microsoft should do instead is create an MP3/Media player that sheds the playpen style of the iPod. Instead of competing for the same "I just want something pretty that I don't have to think about" audience, Microsoft should target the "I want to make it look exactly how I want it... and then customize how battery power is prioritized... and then share those settings with a bunch of other people" crowd.

    Most people who stick to Windows machines do so because of the greater immediate control over the system that the OS offers as compared to MacOS. Fight for that population. Fight for those that want to have it their way. Offer developer tools with the launch of a new device to, at the very least, modify user interface and file handling. "Oh, the player didn't ship with an equalizer? Let me see if I can make one!"

    Innovate for something different. Stop chasing the same audience. Target those who want to do a little work on their own (or just use other peoples' work!) to make a product vastly superior to what iOS offers.

    1. Re:Innovation Refers to Doing Things Differently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is why so many are disgruntled about Windows 8, they will actually pay to _lose_ functionality, have _less_ choice and _less_ freedom to make their computer do what they wanted it to do. There are lots of people who picked Windows over OS X just because Windows was more suitable to them than OS X in its vision on user choice and freedom. Now they seem to have tossed user feedback to the curb and will point to some obscure statistics to explain away their seemingly unwelcome changes. But even with lots of users clamoring that they do not want the Start Button gone, that the Start Screen is as helpful as a smack in the face, that this will not work in corporate settings and that touch will never ever be as precise as a mouse, they won't have any of it. Yhey are pursuing a "Sinofski-said-it-so-it-will-be-done" strategy, aka the dictatorial tech guru which they one-on-one copied from Apple (Steve Jobs). But Microsoft just doesn't have the finesse nor capabilities to pull that off.

    2. Re:Innovation Refers to Doing Things Differently by santiagodraco · · Score: 1

      That's not at all what he means. He said innovate and he means innovate. They've already been playing the same game and losing, he knows it has to change.

      The issue is whether his destructive management style will allow it to happen. If you hate your boss will you work hard and think creatively for him or her? I wouldn't.

  96. I think Ballmer is handwaving... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to hide the stench of the _8_ pound - unpolishable - turd that is about to hit the shelves. It's a thinly veiled apology that their big-mouth yelling about being the latest and greatest was in fact not based in reality. He's conceding that they lost marketshare on markets where they once were the only game in town, and that they even failed to get a decent foothold in emerging markets. Yet his promise that things will change means nothing. He can promise the sky will be green tomorrow, and it'd be just as true as his current statements. It's the changes that enable a company to be innovative that need to happen. MSFT is far too big, slow and conservative to do so at the moment. Their corporate culture focuses on individual strengths and causes infighting, which suppresses creativity and innovation over job security and promotion. I don't see them change that any time soon. Everything revolves around the two stars: Windows and Office, whatever exists in the MSFT universe _will_ have Windows and Office, and that limits their scope tremendously.

  97. I for one welcome our Chair-Throwing Overlords by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    And look forward to innovative new ways to throw chairs at us using both hardware and software.

    Fifteen security patches on a Win 7 box.
    Yo ho ho and an innovative bottle of Rum (tm).

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  98. Re:Innovation? Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All they added was the look of the case, the software, the iTunes store

    So "all they added" was... the entire fucking thing, unless you're a reductionist cuntwipe who looks at a rocket and says, "Boring, everything in that has been around for millennia."

    If all the stuff they do is "easy and obvious, paired with a bit of slick marketing," then why were they the first to do it, in a field already - by your own argument - crowded (and years-old) with other players? Innovation is adding something new. They added a TON of new things to the "portable media player" with the launch of the iPod, and iTunes, and easy management of the device - by your own argument. So, again, by your own logic, the iPod was tremendously innovative.

    We have the "Less storage than a nomad, no wifi" meme because, with all due respect to Mr. Malda, he was a typical geek who doesn't understand that spec numbers are not what matters to the overwhelming majority of the purchasing public. What matters is performance and ease of use during NORMAL USE CASES, and Apple was the first company to nail the "I want to carry my music in my pocket, and I want it easy." I owned a Rio of some sort and another no-name music player before the iPod came out. It was a cheap plastic piece of shit that synced over a fucking serial port, and held like 5 CDs worth of songs, got shitty battery life, and was about the size of a Sony Walkman. I owned a Windows "smart" phone before the iPhone came out - it was a cheap plastic piece of shit that crashed constantly and had none of the features we've come to expect in a smartphone - largely because of the iPhone's success.

    Arguing that Apple is not "innovating," again, simply betrays your hate-on for Apple, it does nothing to show that you've been paying attention for the last 10 years, or have a valuable insight to share.

  99. Steve Ballmer: We Won't Be Out-Innovated By Apple by avandesande · · Score: 3, Funny

    because Steve Jobs is dead

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  100. Like they innovated symlinks in windows 2000? by Torp · · Score: 1

    Subject says it all...

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  101. Looks like the kibitzing that Microsoft's endless stream of me-too products "isn't the effort of 'I can do it better!' but merely "I can do it, too." finally struck a nerve.

    Still, I'll believe it when I see, er, uhh, buy it.

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  102. "And Now for Something Completely Different" by uslurper · · Score: 1

    Actually, Microsoft just purchased the right's to Monty Python's Flying Circus.
    That includes a copyright for "And Now for Something Completely Different".
    This predates Apples patent. Microsoft is now going sell off all of their current products.
    Their business model will now focus on licensing "New" and "Different" in all new products in the last 30 years.
    Volume licencing will be available as well as live licences for anyone using the catch-phrase "Dyn-O-Mite!" in casual conversation.

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  103. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not going to let anyone out-innovate me anymore.

  104. Fat Steve, much to learn still you do. by mbkennel · · Score: 2

    Apple doesn't have to lose for Microsoft to win.

  105. Just Right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve Ballmer: We Won't Be Out-Innovated By Apple Any more.
    Steve Ballmer: We Won't Be Out-Innovated By Apple Any less.

  106. Go getem Steve by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    Don't burst an artery

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  107. Deja vu... by CptNerd · · Score: 1

    Isn't that what the US did to the USSR in the Cold War? Make the Soviets (with their Potempkin economy) spend everywhere trying to keep up with DARPA and the rest of the DoD?

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  108. Slight difference by paiute · · Score: 2

    Apple has always shown the willingness to cannibalize its own product line. Microsoft has not.

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  109. Aha by drolli · · Score: 0

    Well apple out-innovated the industry exactly once in the last 10 years: The ipod touch was brilliant as a total concept. After that it was just variations of the ipod touch, with innovative state ranging from hopelessly outdated (the first iphone) to more or less up to date (the iphone 3g).

    What Apple however has is a brilliant marketing department. The Microsoft/Nokia way: annoucne your products forever, so that there is an incredible release pressure. Tell all the features they will have, including the ones you dont manage to get out of the door in time.

    Apple: Show a device, where everything works and all the features which dont work are turned off.

  110. Courier? by vell0cet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem with Microsoft (and other companies) that Apple didn't have is that they are slaves to market research. Apple did what they thought the consumer wanted, instead of researching the consumer and then making the same crap that they were already buying.

    This is the thinking that lead to the cancellation of the Courier (google it, it was awesome).

    By chasing trends, you will never be leading. I think this quote is quite apt:
    "There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them."
                              - Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin

  111. Steve Jobs death by MindPrison · · Score: 1

    ...won't breathe life into Microsoft.

    But Ballmer obviously hopes for that. Best case scenario is that Cook won't cook up anything, and probably just repeat what has been done before, with higher resolutions, more ram, faster CPU & Com. Nothing new under the sky.

    Someone completely different will come up with something new, but it wont be the "big two"...

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  112. Now we're going to be holier than Pope! by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    Just try to visualize Ballmer in a black turtleneck.

    Something just doesn't compute, eh?

    1. Re:Now we're going to be holier than Pope! by belgianguy · · Score: 1

      Probably looks like the Black Angry Bird, and probably behaves like one, too...

  113. Baghdad Ballmer by 3Cats · · Score: 2

    "There are NO Apple Infidels in Microsoft's marketspace! We are re-soundly defeating them! They are nothing when face with our superior products! The are worth no more than an old shoe! Those are not Apple products, those are Microsoft products! I tell you, they lie!! We have them surrounded in their Ipads!!"

  114. Wrong focus by strikethree · · Score: 1

    Winning a race is not done by focusing on your competition; although, keeping tabs on what they do is probably wise. Winning a race is done by being better/faster/stronger than your competitors. You can only do that if your focus is on your own performance.

    If your performance is not good enough, you have lost. Stop crying and learn to be better. If you can't be better, lie, cheat, steal your way to the win (not recommended). Focusing on your competitor just detracts from your efforts to win.

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  115. Innovation by WaffleMonster · · Score: 0

    It is not clear to me in what areas Apple has innovated. They created a market for iPhone and iPad selling lots of these devices, making lots of money but what is it about a flat screen computer people slide their fingers across that constitutes innovation? The army of EEs and process guys kicking ass and taking names behind the scenes?

    It seems to me app developers are the ones providing virtually all of the value users dervive from the use of these products.

    Apples contributions in the areas of reduced choice, hardware lockin, software lockin, full platform control and hard wiring of consumables hopefully shall not be considered "innovation" worthy of emulation by Micro$oft.

    I think chances for MS to gain market share in the smartphone market with WP8 for mobile are pretty good by their choice to use windows kernel, allowing native code and continued innovation in development tools.

    I think chances for MS to loose market share in the traditional PC market are pretty good if they insist on shoving their metro garbage in places it don't belong.

    All and all Ballmer strikes me more and more as an incompetent idiot in dire need of replacement.

  116. These next paragraphs for freee, Mr Ballmer. by Bozovision · · Score: 2

    It's last thing at night, my wife is immersed in some fictive on her Slate, and i've been watching TV, a rebuild of American Pie on mine. For a few years it was lame - it really didn't age well - but the rebuild is funny, because an AI has been spicing it up, and it's got Marilyn Monroe in it now, and she's still hot. And the soundtrack with New Beatles is kinda good too; John Lennon II - the AI clone - is really getting it right, and the music is going places it didn't when the Beatles were alive.

    Boris, our AI housekeeper, has realised that I have to be up by 6am tomorrow, and I take it as a subtle hint that we should be turning in when he starts dimming the walls. "Hey, Boris", I mutter, "hang on for ten minutes." The walls brighten a little, he's bumped up the lightness of the wallpaper pattern. I say he, but I guess he's not really he. "Also, I've just remembered, I'm going to need the Mercury file on the plane tomorrow." No need to worry about that now; Boris will talk to my desk and get that moved to the slate I'm going to take with me tomorrow. I watch the last few minutes of the movie, and then get ready for bed. Liz is still engrossed in some historical fictive. Her and a bunch of friends have been writing a community set in the 18th century. It's not my cup of tea, but it's been getting great reviews from all the people following them. It's better soap than soap to be honest, and some of them are getting really famous now. A real bonus is that it's desperately hard to sneak product placement into historical drama. Lol. But they were offered trips to Vegas if they'd name a character in reference to the new Audi Scoot. I decide that it would be nice to have a glass of juice before bed, so I help myself to one, and then climb into bed next to Liz. At least I don't have to brush my teeth anymore. Not since I had that DentaZ treatment; all my enamel has been renewed, I've been vaccinated against caries, and my oral bacteria have been repopulated with a healthier batch. I give Liz a kiss and drift off to sleep to the sound of Liz subvocalising the plot for the next day for her character, Charlotte.

    I wake hugely refreshed. Boris has organised the room lighting so that it's timed to my sleep cycle. The interesting bits of the news are cycling up the wall, and there's a note that I wrote to myself to take a phone. That's not something I normally carry, but I'm going to need some privacy. After showering, it's straight into the car. It will arrange to pick up breakfast on the way. I work while it's driving. It's pretty quick once we join the cartrain. I forgot my work Slate at home. I guess I was still dozy, but I get the car to pull the Mercury file up onto the windscreen, and the dash screen. I start by reading the summary that the office AI has provided. It's also given a tree of the most important bits, so I have a look through the tree. About half way through I realise that I don't understand how the deal is structured, so I call the office AI, and ask. She explains that she has spoken to Mercury's AIs, and they've come up with 3 scenario deals, and that this one is the primary. I ask her about how we'll be handling things going forward if we can agree the deal, and she flashes some graphs to my car screen. We agree to chat later in the day.

    By the time I get to the airport, it's only 15 minutes before my flight. I've been precleared for everything. It's a bit weird actually getting on a plane. It's been at least two years since I had any face-to-face meetings but this one is too important to leave to tele. I walk straight to the gate. I've been scanned thoroughly ever since we reached the road to the airport. I've been profiled, the car vouched for me, Boris has, my movements over the last 4 years have been analysed. The airport know I am me.

    After I've boarded the plane I get my phone out, and flick it at my seat screen, so it knows that I want to use that. It's not as smart as a Slate, but it can talk to the seat adequately, and it was keeping an eye on what was going on with the car

    1. Re:These next paragraphs for freee, Mr Ballmer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Please, yes.

      Though I'd be worried how Microsoft would mess this great vision up.

  117. Balmer Would Be "Out-Innovated" by a Ham Sandwich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No poor, dumb sunofabitch ever won a market by being "out-innovated" for his company. You win a market by making the other, poor, dumb sunofabitch be "out-innovated" for his company.

  118. This is not something you say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it is something you do, and then let others say you have done it. When (if) you have.

  119. There's that circus music again... by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

    ...I was hearing it when I read Sony articles, and now this one.

  120. The difference in a nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple: "We're all about the customer. Our focus is delighting the customer."

    Microsoft: "We're all about Apple. Our focus is competing with Apple."

    Sounds like a plan, Ballmer. Go get 'em.

  121. won't be out-innovated anymore... hahaha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't they _just_ announce a tablet to compete with the iPad/etc...?

  122. Re:This is the same Microsoft that rewards only 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As opposed to creating two different teams working on different projects, mock one of the teams and create a contest between them basically pissing off half your employees.

  123. the biggest innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Biggest and best innovation Microsoft could do right now would be to dump CEO Steve Ballmer.

  124. Ballmer's brainchild/Microsoft's next innovation by Shoten · · Score: 1

    "New, from Microsoft..."

    "Sweaty Pits 8"

    Of course, Apple will have that covered already...

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  125. Microsoft... by Gorbag · · Score: 1

    I think I've heard of them. Didn't they have a BASIC program for the Apple II?

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  126. Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Innovation is about having a dream to make a better product. It is not about beating any competitor. The day Balmer realizes that innovation is not about talking about it but about the passion to create, Microsoft will innovate.

  127. Re:Innovation? Microsoft? by tqk · · Score: 1

    There isn't a definition of innovation that people agree with.

    Are you in marketing? Have you heard of dictionaries?

    All they have to do for people to simply think they're innovative is to add some visual flair - which is decidedly non innovative - since almost every UI is based upon ideas that are familiar to users in one form or another.

    Does Windows do multiple desktops yet? Can you imagine how long I've been able to enjoy using multiple desktops, with my choice du jour Window manager? Do Macs do this yet (I honestly don't know)?

    FYI, I like this one (Wordnet):

    2: being or producing something like nothing done or experienced or created before;

    Note there's no value judgement there. Hitler was innovative, as was Stalin.

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  128. The flip side, of course . . . by hawk · · Score: 1

    . . .but they won't be out-innovated by Apple any less, either . . . :)

    hawk

  129. Difference by Swampash · · Score: 1

    Apple will happily kill off a profitable dominant product if there's an opportunity to expand into new territory with a new product.

    Microsoft will happily kill off opportunities to expand into new territories with new products in order to protect a protect a profitable dominant product.

  130. BVallmers has it figured out now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He'll just put a kickstand on everything.

  131. Note to Windows PC OEMs by symbolset · · Score: 1

    You have been deprecated.

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  132. Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The #1 mistake companies make when trying to be innovative: they try to be innovative.

  133. that's a pretty low bar to set by superwiz · · Score: 1

    I keep getting iPads as gifts and I think people are regifting them. I have at any one time 3-4 of them sitting on my desk and I can't even give them away to family members. They don't have any use for them. The only fun use for an iPad that someone told me lately was to train a cat to use it.

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  134. Ozymandias by symbolset · · Score: 1

    I met a traveler from an antique land
    Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
    Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
    Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
    And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
    Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
    Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
    The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
    And on the pedestal these words appear:
    “My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
    Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
    Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
    The lone and level sands stretch far away. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

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  135. "I'm not going to take it anymore." by betterprimate · · Score: 2

    Famous last words. Apple and Microsoft are two completely different and conflicting cultures of corporatism. There is something more profound happening here.

  136. Hotmail by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    Hell, you guys couldn't even keep Hotmail working.

    As little as I care for Microsoft, it does keep Hotmail working.

    1. Re:Hotmail by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Well it depends on your definition. Microsoft ran that service into the ground, IMO. Remember the big switch, when they acquired Hotmail but had to move all the servers from BSD to Windows? And how the transition was...less than smooth? Remember that? People left Hotmail in droves. They absolutely killed Hotmail.

      As a result I haven't seen anyone pass me a Hotmail address in years. It's another example of Microsoft's death-by-bureaucracy that all their assimilated businesses seem to suffer.

      And - we do judge people by the email addresses they give us as contact information. You can say we don't, but we absolutely do. And if someone passes you a Hotmail contact address - what do you think about them? Be honest. You know the truth. If you don't want to look like an outdated fossil you pass someone a Gmail address. How exactly did that happen?

      Hotmail may be technically physically working, but in all the important ways it isn't. My opinion of course, YMMV, my opinion plus a dollar will get you a cup of coffee, etc.

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    2. Re:Hotmail by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      When I got Hotmail, gmail required a phone number, which I didn't have. I am aware that there were technical issues with Hotmail, but Microsoft seems to have fixed them.

      And - we do judge people by the email addresses they give us as contact information.

      So, what do you think of me? :-)

      I also have a gmail address now.

  137. Mmmm. by SlashDev · · Score: 1

    I hope he's not referring to Steve Job's passing, there any many young minds that are ready to move forward. Microsoft has established itself as a follower, a buggy one if I may add. They should first establish themselves as a stable software developer then we can talk, and I don't even own ANY Apple products.

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  138. Hmmm... by Thelxepeia · · Score: 1
    And why am I reminded of this:

    "And let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row."
    -after beating Jimmy Connors at the January 1979 Masters. Gerulaitis had lost their previous 16 matches.

  139. That's not innovation he is talking about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are trying to make absolutely clear we are not going to leave any space uncovered to Apple,' Ballmer explained. 'Not the consumer cloud. Not hardware software innovation. We are not leaving any of that to Apple by itself. Not going to happen. Not on our watch.

    Uh, innovation is not about fighting over existing space. It is going to new spaces.

  140. Microsoft is lame by Askmum · · Score: 1

    You know what the difference between Microsoft and the rest of the tech world is? Microsoft tries too hard and doesn't succeed. It's probably not because they don't have the expertise, but it's because they are the archetypal spotted geeks that don't get the girls.

    Simple example: I was watching the show Ridiculousness on MTV. The hoster said "let's Bing this".
    Of course Microsoft are paying MTV to use the word "Bing". And then it is used in such a lame way that it will never catch on.

  141. Re:Innovation? Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you in marketing? Have you heard of dictionaries?

    Are you dumb? Have you read what I wrote?

    Dictionaries do not contain definitions that everyone agrees with on every word. To think that makes you a moron. But you've already give that away through your asinine posts on Slashdot.

    Does Windows do multiple desktops yet? Can you imagine how long I've been able to enjoy using multiple desktops, with my choice du jour Window manager? Do Macs do this yet (I honestly don't know)?

    Um.. so don't use it? Nobody here gives a fuck about you not using a particular OS nor is anyone here interested in "selling" the OS to you so that you use it.

    You: "Hey.. look at me ! I don't use ABC Operating System... "
    World: "Ok"
    You: "But.. but.. ask me ! Ask me why I don't use it !.. please !!"
    World: "Well.. I dont... it doesnt matter.."
    You: "Feature X !! Feature Y !! It doesn't have them ! What a shit OS !!"
    World: "Er.. ok.. and?"
    You: "Features that I use are the most important ! Everyone must want them .. right?! right?!"
    World: "Uh.. yeah... sure... I'm going to go now. good luck with the lunix.. linox.. linux thing"

  142. Funniest story of the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha ha. I needed a laugh. Thanks, Steve.

  143. Re:Apple innovation by real-modo · · Score: 1

    You're looking at it wrong. Ignore the devices; look at what's behind them.

    Apple's big innovation was iTunes - making it easy to buy a huge range of media in one place. The iPod was just a good-enough device for this to work.

    It was staggeringly brilliant, and I say that as someone who feels claustrophobic just thinking about walled gardens and hates the iTunes ux. For the mass market, Apple's innovation was brilliantly conceived and superbly executed.

    Apple replicated iTunes with its App store. Now, they're about out of ideas. There are things they could do, but they require too much investment.

  144. Oil company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is going to be one large and messy table.

  145. Yeah, right. by real-modo · · Score: 1

    I'll believe that Ballmer is serious about innovation when I read that he spent one full, uninterrupted day in an innovation workshop. That he committed 0.5% of his working year to it.

  146. Ballmer in 2006 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look what Mr Ballmer said in 2006

    Concerning the smartphone market, Mr. Ballmer posited that all cell phones will be so-called smartphones in five to ten years, and that the vast majority of them would be Windows Mobile devices. That is, according to Mr. Ballmer, because the market will mature into one with separate software and hardware businesses, the model by which Microsoft came to dominate the personal computing market

    Looking at Nokiais smartphone market leading 30% market share, The Standard reported that Mr. Ballmer said, "If you want to reach more than that, you have to separate the hardware and software in the platform."

    http://www.macobserver.com/tmo/article/Steve_Ballmer_Apples_Proprietary_Hardware_Software_Will_Lose_to_Microsoft/

    and last month:

    Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer cited Apple's advantage (without mentioning Apple) of integrated software and hardware. "Things work better when hardware and software are considered together," he said. "We control it all, we design it all, and we manufacture it all ourselves." ... Like Apple, Microsoft will hire a few PC makers to do the actual production work.

    http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/12/06/20/049229/microsoft-to-pc-and-tablet-makers-youre-not-our-future

  147. You mean like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Microsoft runs the continued risk of spreading itself too thin and not really having a fundamental impact in any one market." You mean like Google?

  148. Paralyzing fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft's fear is rocking the boat and cannibalizing its two cash cows.

    Microsoft is one commodity OS and one decent office suite away from being a 0 profit company. Every other aspect of its business is supported by these two cash cows, that could die very sudden deaths.

    And I hope they do. Soon.

  149. Yo Stevie! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're still waiting for you to "fucking bury Google."

    Twat.

  150. Re:Sorry - Steve Ballmer, what a knucklehead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve finally found his ashy b@lls of steel -- a decade too late, and 6.2 billion dollars of stockholders money wasted.

    Steve, you deserve a promotion. the ole peter principle.. screw up, move up..

  151. Ballmer is an idiot by Cherubim1 · · Score: 1

    Ballmers opinions are about as useful as used toilet paper.

  152. Does anyone even remember Ballmer's windows 1x ad by doccus · · Score: 1

    Sorry but i can't do anything but laugh anytime Mr Ballmer makes a statement about "seriousness".. I still remember this over the top promo ad he did for windows 1x (or was it 2x).. it was perhaps meant to be a satire on TV hucksters, but he pulled it off so convincingly, that one could not help but see him as a TV huckster himself.. Does ANYONE remember this ad, and where the heck did I see it?

  153. what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >out-innovated
    >by apple
    Since when did Apple even innovate at all?

  154. Microsoft Innovate? by RandomMonkey · · Score: 0

    Can anyone give an example of when Microsoft has ever innovated? Why don't they stick to what they are good at? Copying innovation and bullying with monopoly anti-competition? It has worked pretty well so far. How are they going to shift to an innovative environment?

  155. Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We won't be out-innovated by Apple any more!

    - or any less...

  156. Microsoft innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has Microsoft done any innovation? I knew they bought what others have developed and tweaked the software a bit. I know that have taken open source code and used it for themselves. They have partnered with others so they (MS) could see what they did and incorporated it for themselves. But have they developed anything except for something called Microsoft "Bob"? I don't think so... As far as I am concerned they can stuff their products...

  157. Everyone knows by randyleepublic · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows that those who talk, talk, but those who do, do, and don't talk until after they've done.

    Standing on a stage with a cardboard cutout of a tablet is not doing, it's just talk.

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  158. Ballmer.... again... :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry Baller,
    This "anonymous coward" - as these children have code their site - says that like another poster said, Apple does have the patent on innovation. Similarly, you evidently have the patent on being "dumb as a post!" I gave up microsoft products many years ago - right after you took the reins and went on your little "roid rage" in public. I just can't imagine how you got that job. I can only guess that you must have some pretty nasty pictures of Bill. The bottom line? APPLE WILL WIN BECAUSE THEY ARE APPLE. You will lose... well... because YOU are unfortunately.... YOU.

  159. Re:Apple innovation by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Your arguing with the wrong person. oh_my_080980980 and richard.york are the ones claiming that it was the HARDWARE that was innovative. Richard feels so strongly about it that he needed to repeatedly swear at me to make his point.

  160. Ballmar is a smart man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He keeps all his innovative ideas on his ZUNE...

  161. Steve Ballmer's skewed view of the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am at the Microsoft Partner Conference and the only thing missing is the blue vomit bag. Ballmer's keynote was ridiculous. All the hardware heavies are here and not wishing to offend, he skated around Surface, did a graceful pirouette around potential home-grown MS phones, and generally said nothing of substance whatsoever. Another Microsoft flunky actually had the hide to claim that "Bing was gaining market share". WTF? The latest report today showed the precise opposite - Bing lost market share, even given that MSFT is PAYING Yahoo $50mill/qtr for not hitting jointly-agreed targets. And a number of shills around the conference are offering free or heavily discounted Lumia 800 phones - this after announcing 2 weeks ago that the current handsets cannot be upgraded to Windows 8 to be released in October! To add further insult to injury, today's 'keynote' from Kevin Turner, ex-Walmart sock-puppet, was excruciatingly long and senseless, with his tirade about defeating Apple in "the PC+ era" smacking of desperation. And these people rule corporate IT? Really? How is that possible?

  162. M$ + innovation = disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time these morons start trying to innovate, they produce crap. Vista. The Zune. Windows 8. Bloody Visual Studio 2012. Ugh.

  163. Hardyharhar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last article I read from Bill Gate's old partner told me all I needed to know about Microsoft. Ballmer's a clueless asshole and microsoft is the next IBM at best, although probably not if Ballmer remains in charge of things.

  164. The Steve is dead. by metaforest · · Score: 1

    Long live the Steve!
    Sorry Mr. Ballmer, you have forsaken your name, by lacking Stevie-ness. Please examine the achievements of the following Steves who demonstrate(d) the best qualities of Stevie-ness and you might learn how to redeem your name:
    (in no particular order, as they came to mind)
    Steve Tyler
    Stevie Nicks
    Stevie Ray Vaughan
    Stevie Wonder
    Steven Wright
    Steve Madden
    Steve Martin
    Steve Perry
    Steve McQueen
    Steve Vai
    Steve Wozniak
    Steve Irwin
    Steve Winwood
    Steve Jackson
    Steve Jobs

  165. Dunning Kruger by NewYork · · Score: 1

    I think Steve Ballmer is suffering from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning-Kruger

  166. When I was working in corporate by davydagger · · Score: 1

    When I was working in corporate I had a windows 7 laptop, and I'd be damned if win7 wasn't so clumbsy.

    I used to let outlook book while I grabed coffee.

    on ubuntu with gnome-shell running evolution, email is up in 3 seconds. Seriously.

  167. Why this might work... by ansak · · Score: 1

    Because Apple's rate of innovation is about to drop past the rate of Microsoft's innovation?

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  168. Funny by Captain.Abrecan · · Score: 0

    The funny thing about this is that Microsoft's products are already better than Apple's. The company is evil, oh yes. But I can't compare the functionality I have with windows 7 to OS whatever. My Zune and Xbox are also glorious machines of indestructible fury. Of course this is my anecdotal evidence, I am sure plenty of people have had shit experiences with MS products. But in the real world of work, and making content vs consuming it, Microsoft shits all over the competition.

  169. It's all about the working culture. by santiagodraco · · Score: 1

    It's not about whether or not Microsoft is going to "innovate everywhere" and fail (I don't think they are that stupid as to overdiversify and one can argue that Apple is trying to play everywhere too) but rather if they can out innovate period.

    Microsoft's problem is it's self-destructive culture. Like other companies, say Dell, their internal policies around employee evaluations, politics and programs that drive creativity are completely lacking or are totally destructive.

    Microsoft needs to adopt a "Google like" culture that rewards innovation "outside of the chain of command". Any reward program that is drives management rewards up the chain at the expense of the actual author is doomed to fail. This is the heart of Microsoft's problem. It doesn't pay to innovate as what's more important is how you make your boss look and your bosses advancement, and so on.

  170. MS is only still around because of MS Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without MS Office and Mail+Calendering, MS would have been marginalized a long time ago.
    I hate MS, and what the have done to the IT world, but until the Fortune XXX companies have a viable alternative that works well. MS will remain.

  171. To paraphrase Hillary Clinton... by obscuro · · Score: 1

    It takes a culture, Steve. And yours aint it.

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