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Microsoft Drops 'Metro' Name For Windows 8 UI

hawkinspeter writes "The BBC is reporting that Microsoft is dropping the 'Metro' name for the new Windows 8 UI. Apparently, the catchy new name they've settled on is 'Windows 8 style UI!' This has happened due to a (potential) trademark dispute with Metro AG, a German retail giant. Microsoft said, 'We have used Metro style as a code name during the product development cycle across many of our product lines. As we get closer to launch and transition from industry dialogue to a broad consumer dialogue we will use our commercial names.' I'm wondering if Microsoft planned this to get publicity for their new OS and UI or whether they just forget to check on how 'Metro' is used around the world."

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  1. Sadly... by Megaweapon · · Score: 5, Funny

    the chose to use Bing to check. Shoulda used Google!

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    1. Re:Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll change.... ...from Metro to Train

    2. Re:Sadly... by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      That's a good idea. If anybody is selling anything named "Metro", then you'd have to go to at least page 3 to get past it.

    3. Re:Sadly... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      They'll change.... ...from Metro to Train

      Consider how the Paris Metro goes on strike from time to time. Do you really want that reputation? Not that they wouldn't occasionally deserve it...

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    4. Re:Sadly... by tripleevenfall · · Score: 1

      Well, that's why they are dropping the "Metro" name. It's gotten too much bad publicity. They don't want to be shackled to a name that will become synonymous with fail like "Vista"

    5. Re:Sadly... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Uhhh..considering that this is the average reaction my customers are having to win 8, that it even made my sweet little mom curse like a sailor (man I wish I'd have thought to turn on the webcam, too funny!) frankly they could call it "free titties and beer" and I doubt it'd help.

      For a company that always used focus groups it still blows my mind who in the hell let this thing even got out of alpha stage, its not intuitive, sure as hell not easily discoverable, doesn't really follow either cell phone or desktop UI conventions, no wizards or tutorials to walk folks through WTF is going on, its just a mess is what it is.

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    6. Re:Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best comment on the thread...

    7. Re:Sadly... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      If they'd done that, they'd have found out that it's actually a Unity-meets-Windows3.1 style.

      They even implemented a feature we haven't seen much of for the last couple years that many users were sure to miss from the Windows 2000 and earlier XP days - many more clicks are required to Get Shit Done (except it's intentional instead of happenstance to poor security, this time).

      Word has it they say W8 was designed using the Tootsierollpop Philosophy, internally.

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    8. Re:Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't think it matters.....

  2. Wow, what a catchy new name! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did Ballmer come up with it himself?

    1. Re:Wow, what a catchy new name! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has become an Old Company. Their M.O. was never really creating new stuff and now, long in their history, their focus will be merely to guard their two remaining cash cows on behalf of the shareholders.

      You don't need a billionaire CEO for that. Mr. Ballmer should gracefully step aside and spend his time playing golf and waxing the DeSoto.

    2. Re:Wow, what a catchy new name! by marcello_dl · · Score: 2

      Actually, he throws chairs against the wall until inspiration comes, but this time he had too few chairs.

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    3. Re:Wow, what a catchy new name! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, he throws chairs against the wall until inspiration comes, but this time he had too few chairs.

      As the joke goes: Chinese name their children by throwing a spoon against the wall and pronouncing the sound it makes. ...so Ballmer throwing a chair against the wall is how the Star Trek writers developed the Klingon language?

    4. Re:Wow, what a catchy new name! by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      Sounded like something squirted from a zune

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    5. Re:Wow, what a catchy new name! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They probably used the same marketing department that came up with "or vagina".

    6. Re:Wow, what a catchy new name! by dmacleod808 · · Score: 1

      I know you are being flippant, but my geek cred takes issue. Jimmy Doohan created the Klingon language along with some writers..l

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  3. Codenames are common. by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Me for stuff I work on I give my products Latin Code Names for the product. That give me time to get the product done and working well before I can come up with a more creative or marketing friendly name.

    The code name Metro doesn't really tell us anything, it is just a place holder name to work on your project... Mainly because all your code is placed in a folder with a name and in a project with a name.

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    1. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not strictly true. Metro was chosen originally for the UI because the tiles slide from side to side, like the windows of a metro train when you're standing on the platform.

      Dont ask how i know. ;)

    2. Re:Codenames are common. by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Remember when Carl Sagan got upset with Apple for using Carl Sagan as a code name for the Power Mac 7100? They renamed the project BHA for "Butt-Head Astronomer".

    3. Re:Codenames are common. by pympdaddyc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yea that's not what this was though, this was a marketing term and they started pushing it very early. Similarly technical documentation for developers refers to it all as Metro, if they were going to change that because it's not the real name, they would have done it before it went RTM.

      Consider this: they have no other name for it. "Aero" is still "Aero", but "Metro" is now "Windows-8 style UI".

    4. Re:Codenames are common. by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 3, Funny

      He sued because of the BHA thing and got laughed out of court.

      I respected Sagan, but that whole episode was douchie.

    5. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You can use a one-liner but that doesn't mean you've used it correctly.

    6. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me for stuff I work on I give my products Latin Code Names for the product.

      Okay, then for Windows 8, how about: Deformis Vultu
      I used Google translate for that.

    7. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or, how about Contritum Fenestras
      which, according to Google Translate, in latin literally translates to "broken windows"

    8. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had not heard that one. I think this is the first time I've agreed with Apple since I migrated off my old Apple 2e.

    9. Re:Codenames are common. by camperdave · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not strictly true. Metro was chosen originally for the UI because the tiles slide from side to side, like the windows of a metro train when you're standing on the platform.

      Dont ask how i know. ;)

      Close. Microsoft's design team says that the Metro UI is partly inspired by signs commonly found at public transport systems, for instance on the King County Metro transit system, which serves the Seattle area where Microsoft is headquartered.

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    10. Re:Codenames are common. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Dont ask how i know. ;)

      By making it up?

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    11. Re:Codenames are common. by larry+bagina · · Score: 2

      hmm. I assumed it was short for "metrosexual". Some of my friends at MS called it BiCu (pronounced sort of like Haiku), short for "bi-curious". I think that fits since they're trying to target the Apple/designer/hipster crowd but they're also retaining legacy windows for the suits.

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    12. Re:Codenames are common. by larry+bagina · · Score: 5, Funny

      He just wanted billions and billions of dollars...

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      These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

    13. Re:Codenames are common. by i+kan+reed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You seriously think it's cool to first name a product after someone without their permission, then change the name to imply negative things about the person because they didn't like that?

    14. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in Latin, the adjectives follow the substantives. Also, while my Latin is quite rusty (actually, "rusty" is an euphemism in this context), I'm pretty sure the correct form in this case should be "Fenestrae Contritae".

    15. Re:Codenames are common. by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      Metro : US and French name for an underground railway system, aka Underground, Tube, Subway, etc .etc .etc ...

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    16. Re:Codenames are common. by todfm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You have the wrong username, because I don't think you CAN read. Carl Sagan was a code name. I wasn't used in public. And last I checked you have the freedom to express negative opinions about buttheads all you want.

    17. Re:Codenames are common. by CanHasDIY · · Score: 5, Informative

      Metro : US and French name for an underground railway system, aka Underground, Tube, Subway, etc .etc .etc ...

      Also, in US at least, slang term for a straight guy who acts/dresses like a homosexual.

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    18. Re:Codenames are common. by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      Dont ask how i know. ;)

      By making it up?

      He probably works for BART and doesn't want to get lynched.

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    19. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Metro : US and French name for an underground railway system, aka Underground, Tube, Subway, etc .etc .etc ...

      Do people in the US say "Metro"? I've always thought that was a European thing.
      In Chicago it's called the L, in Boston the T and in NYC they call it the subway.
      Do people in LA actually call their subway "the Metro"?

    20. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it was. It showed what kind of childish assholes worked at Apple.

    21. Re:Codenames are common. by gman003 · · Score: 1

      When I need a codename for one of my game projects, I go to Wikipedia and scroll through the article of the day until I find a word I like. It usually has some mostly-symbolic association with the intent of the project, but sometimes not even that.

      Project Overture was to be my first "real" game. Metaphorically, it would be "the overture to the symphony that will be the rest of my work". But that tells you nothing about what it actually was - "Project #1" would have worked just as well.

      Project Glacier uses it ironically - the game is all about speed, while glaciers are known for moving at, well, glacial speeds.

      Project Horizon and Project Hammerbeam had no connection at all. They just sounded kind of badass. That's what a good codename should be - it is intended to hide the purpose of the project, not reveal it.

      (and no, none of these have been finished yet. Hammerbeam was to be a cooperative effort, but my partner quit. Overture was far, far too ambitious - I'd like to make it someday, but it's effectively dead as well. Horizon is an open-source project, currently on hold due to personal reasons. Glacier has a (slim) chance of becoming a commercial project, but otherwise is likely to be canceled.

    22. Re:Codenames are common. by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      Rarely. I've heard it said a few times, but we mostly just use the term train/subway/whatever.

    23. Re:Codenames are common. by Bigbutt · · Score: 3, Informative

      In DC it's called the Metro.

      [John]

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    24. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have wikipedia access too, you know?

    25. Re:Codenames are common. by Sique · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, it's a shortening of the original name of the Paris underground trains: Compagnie du Métropolitain de Paris.

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    26. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Latin Code Names? Like Pedro and Jesus?

    27. Re:Codenames are common. by Quila · · Score: 2

      They didn't name a product. It was an internal code name and the system was never publicly marketed as such. Sagan learned about the internal ongoings at Apple (probably from a Sagan fan at Apple) and got offended and worried that it *might* eventually be used publicly. Since it was never used in commerce, and you can't sue on what only may happen, Sagan had no case, Apple didn't have to comply with the C&D.

      Then they change it to BHA (Butt Head Astronomer) due to Sagan being, well, a butt head. Sagan sues. Too bad for him and good for free speech that just making fun of someone isn't libel. If it were, the South Park creators would owe billions and billions of dollars.

    28. Re:Codenames are common. by Quila · · Score: 1

      Consider this: they have no other name for it. "Aero" is still "Aero",

      I guess Aero was a different enough name from the Aqua (OS X) Microsoft was copying. What I don't get is losing the name Metro. As far as I remember, the store chain doesn't have its own operating system or user interface. Trademark only works on related products.

    29. Re:Codenames are common. by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      You can use a one-liner but that doesn't mean you've used it correctly.

      That's ok--he can take it back. After all, nothing's written in concrete.

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    30. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So if Samsung names their next phone, "Steve Jobs", that is ok? And if one fanboy complains, it is ok then if Samsung renames it as Human Liver Theif!

    31. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In his defense, I think he didn't want his name associated with other science frauds. The other two computers (6100 & 8100) were code named pilt down man and cold fusion, if memory serves. He was overly sensitive to his little white lie about nuclear winter...

    32. Re:Codenames are common. by sexconker · · Score: 0

      Metro : US and French name for an underground railway system, aka Underground, Tube, Subway, etc .etc .etc ...

      Do people in the US say "Metro"? I've always thought that was a European thing.
      In Chicago it's called the L, in Boston the T and in NYC they call it the subway.
      Do people in LA actually call their subway "the Metro"?

      Metro is a derogatory term in the US.
      It can refer to yuppie, hipster shits.
      It can refer to "metrosexuals".
      It can refer to public transportation that the dirty poors and the yuppie, hipster shits use.
      It can refer to the yuppie, hipster areas that yuppie, hipster shits like to cram themselves into for image purposes (New York, San Francisco, etc.).

    33. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      chicagons call it 'L' from 'elevated' train system

    34. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm. I assumed it was short for "metrosexual". Some of my friends at MS called it BiCu (pronounced sort of like Haiku), short for "bi-curious". I think that fits since they're trying to target the Apple/designer/hipster crowd but they're also retaining legacy windows for the suits.

      If they thought that butt-ugly UI is appealing to anyone who likes Apple UIs, they are sadly mistaken.

    35. Re:Codenames are common. by EGSonikku · · Score: 0

      Well, since most of Samsungs ideas came from Steve Jobs, at least it'd be honest ;-)

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    36. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So then, you seriously think it's cool to first name a product after someone without their permission, then change the name to imply negative things about the person because they didn't like that?

    37. Re:Codenames are common. by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

      "Also, in US at least, slang term for a straight guy who acts/dresses like a homosexual."

      Metrosexual is a newer term term for ideas and dress codes that are much older, regardless if the those older ideas and dress codes are fashionable at "today".

    38. Re:Codenames are common. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      It's called the L (or EL) in Chicago because it is an ELevated train, rather than a subway (though there are portions which run underground).

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    39. Re:Codenames are common. by rkanodia · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall that, the second time around, the judge's ruling was essentially "Well, if the shoe fits..."

    40. Re:Codenames are common. by isorox · · Score: 1

      Metro : US and French name for an underground railway system, aka Underground, Tube, Subway, etc .etc .etc ...

      Do people in the US say "Metro"? I've always thought that was a European thing.
      In Chicago it's called the L, in Boston the T and in NYC they call it the subway.
      Do people in LA actually call their subway "the Metro"?

      They call it the freeway -- LA is the home of the car

    41. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it's cool - Apple did it!

    42. Re:Codenames are common. by AquaDuck · · Score: 1

      Do people in LA actually call their subway "the Metro"?

      The MTA's trains are named after colors. Most run above ground, but the subway is called the Red Line. Unless it's the Purple Line, although that still gets called the Red Line a lot.

    43. Re:Codenames are common. by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Metro : US and French name for an underground railway system, aka Underground, Tube, Subway, etc .etc .etc ...

      It (among variants) is also used more generally to describe certain metropolitan public transport networks. In the UK, Manchester has a tram network called Metrolink, and I seem to remember the bus services in and around Leeds being called Metro.

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    44. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seriously think it's cool to first name a product after someone without their permission, then change the name to imply negative things about the person because they didn't like that?

      It was an internal code name that happened to leak to the media. So engineer was a fan, and named his pet project after his hero. Right up until he learned the hard way that his geek hero was actually a butt-head. Personally, I could think of nothing cooler than to name a hardware project after a sci-fi author/astronomer.

      If it were me, I'd be honored. But then, I'm geek, not a butt-head.

      Apple was never going to actually call their final "Apple CarlSagan."

    45. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You seriously think it's cool to first name a product after someone without their permission, then change the name to imply negative things about the person because they didn't like that?

      Actually, you missed the point. It wan't that they code named it "Carl Sagan", its that the other two in the series of three (PowerMac 6100 and 8100) were code named "Piltdown Man" And "Cold Fusion" after scientific frauds, implying Sagan himself was one.

      Also, there's some pretty clear precedent that two products that aren't likely to be confused with each other can use the same name, the classic case is Domino's Sugar vs Domino's Pizza, where the lawyers simply went to the local grocer and produced dozens of like named products. MS is changing the name because they never intended to go live with the code name.

    46. Re:Codenames are common. by LaughingRadish · · Score: 2

      In older times, the term was "fop" or "dandy".

    47. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and apparently the Paris Metro copied the name from the Metropolitan line on the London Underground system...

    48. Re:Codenames are common. by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Actually, you're not right....
      It's mixing/morphing of the opposite sexes dress and character style into your own without actually taking the sexual nature of that gender.

      It's an idea, there's nothing more than that.

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    49. Re:Codenames are common. by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      It depends on the city. Many cities in the US are calling their buses 'metro buses'.

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    50. Re:Codenames are common. by PingXao · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I always thought it was short for Metrosexual.

    51. Re:Codenames are common. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Great, so Windows 8 takes primary aesthetic and design cues from public transit signage.

      That truly does explain a lot.

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    52. Re:Codenames are common. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but consider: most IT people, to the best of my knowledge, aren't talking about "Metro".

      They're talking about how fucking useless "Windows 8's UI" will be, and how they're installing Linux on all their personal machines. They're hoping Valve gets linux gaming underway RFQ.

      This is just Microsoft's attempt at truthiness in marketing.

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    53. Re:Codenames are common. by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      "It strains reason to conclude that Defendant was attempting to criticize Plaintiff's reputation or competency as an astronomer. One does not seriously attack the expertise of a scientist using the undefined phrase 'butt-head'."

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    54. Re:Codenames are common. by V+for+Vendetta · · Score: 1

      You might want to rethink that statement:

      Metropole

      • Etymology: From French metropole 'town with bishop's seat', from classical Latin metropolis.
      • Noun :metropole (plural metropoles), A metropolis; the main city of a country or area.

      Source

    55. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you've got some common sense I would guess. More so than these other people. Metro is a great name for the UI. I'm surprised MS is backing down from it. Metro is a common English word and denoted exactly what you said. This German company wouldn't stand a chance of holding that up in the US. In the EU however they love to hammer MS. :)

    56. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That isn't what a metrosexual is. A metrosexual is a man that is up to date on metropolitan fashion, style, and culture.

    57. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sent a link to your post to some of my friends and everyone who read it agreed with you, that what Apple did to Carl Sagan was uncool.

      Strangely enough, all of them added added:

      "jk! seriously though, "i kan read' is a BHA of such cosmic proportions that the sheer gravitation pull will suck his BH right into his A before sundown."

      *That* would be seriously cool. I'm just sayin'.

    58. Re:Codenames are common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? We just call the "closeted gay men".

    59. Re:Codenames are common. by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      ...So another brilliant name that does not even mean the same thing all across the USA let alone the rest of the world ...?

      Get everyone used to the name then drop it and replace it with "Windows 8 UI" !

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  4. Next up... by hackula · · Score: 5, Funny

    M$ set to release the all new Ford Tablet, the Walmart Phone 9, and the Trader Joe's Web Application Framework!

    1. Re:Next up... by uqbar · · Score: 1

      Or the Apple Computer...

      Which courts said was ok as long as you don't get into music. Ooops...

    2. Re:Next up... by overmod · · Score: 1

      I think you've figured it out: a solution to MS' present woes is...

      NAMING RIGHTS!

      Highest bidder gets to name parts of the framework or interface. Can't be any dumber than the present stadium/arena system... and if Hooters signs up for the magic-number in the Linux kernel they won't have to change the hex value...

    3. Re:Next up... by hackula · · Score: 1

      If you forget the restaurant and slang word, "Hooters" totally sounds like it could be the name of a new distro.

  5. Meet the new Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...same as the old Microsoft

  6. I have better UI name in mind... by sinij · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have better UI name in mind... Windows Start UI

    1. Re:I have better UI name in mind... by SatanClauz · · Score: 1

      how about, Windows Tiles?

    2. Re:I have better UI name in mind... by sinij · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about Windows Defenestration UI?

    3. Re:I have better UI name in mind... by roblarky · · Score: 1

      +1 Funny

    4. Re:I have better UI name in mind... by badatnicknames · · Score: 0

      Start UI? They removed the Start button. Their alternative is a usability nightmare. Maybe they want to help grow the market for third party Start buttons.

    5. Re:I have better UI name in mind... by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      Kind of like the menu addon for Office 2010.
      If you don't believe me:
      http://www.addintools.com/office2010/professionalplus/index.html

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    6. Re:I have better UI name in mind... by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      How about a synthesis of MS debacles:
      MEVisto,
      perfectly describes the Mephistophelian evil of such a UI design

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    7. Re:I have better UI name in mind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about, Windows Tiles Desktop?

    8. Re:I have better UI name in mind... by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      How about Windows Defenestration UI?

      Or better yet - the Microsoft Windows Penitration UI.

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    9. Re:I have better UI name in mind... by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Bob II ?

  7. Re:New Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot to sign your post:

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  8. isn't it ridiculous? by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Interesting

    just look up metro on google

    a bunch of transit authorities use the word, there's metroPCS, some library consortium, a few other government entities, etc.

    clearly, the word is common and abstract enough that anyone can claim it's usage

    trademark law, copyright law, intellectual property: it is such an absurd, useless pox on civilization. i foresee and fervently hope that history will write of this century about how the whole concept of intellectual property law became abolished. it's such useless wasteful, lawyer mongering nonsense by trolls

    we really need to just lose the entire concept of intellectual property from our societies. it is utterly destructive to the free flow of culture and ideas and does NOT do what it purports to do: protect creators. no, it empowers litigious rent-seeking parasites. so much wasted money energy and time

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    1. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by hey_popey · · Score: 2

      clearly, the word is common and abstract enough that anyone can claim it's usage

      Exactly. Usually, no trademark issues are raised when the two companies' activities are so different.
      My guess in that case is that the German Metro wanted to avoid a splash of bad notoriety in case Windows 8 is a flop.

    2. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by rbrausse · · Score: 1

      I could be related to the German company Metro AG (Wikipedia) - they are _very_ aggressive with trademarks (including killing a fan-site for the rapid transit-type of Metro).

      One of the Nice Classes Metro AG owns the trademark for METRO is 9, the classification includes "data processing equipment, computers; computer software". afaik the company has no claims in this specific part of the Nice Classification, but as a big retailer (and business partner for MS) they had probably the way and means to convince Microsoft...

    3. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by Vanderhoth · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'd guess that over the last year there has been a huge amount of bad press from tech forms and publications where authors have written about how much they hate metro. Changing the name is MS way of re-branding the UI and getting away from the bad press.

      The same sort of thing happened with vista, there was a ton of press on the OS when it went by it's "code name" Longhorn before it was released, a lot of the press was pretty bad. So MS changed the name to Vista just before the release to re-brand it at the last minute and confuse the public. It's the equivalent to "Oh! I read this really terrible review about Longhorn, I'm not putting that on my machine. What's this? Vista! Well I haven't read anything bad about that I'll give it a try!"

    4. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Do German trademark laws have a "use it or lose it" policy like the U.S.? Or are they going to rush to market with computer software just to keep the name theirs?

    5. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by Bigby · · Score: 1

      I don't see how "Metro" would be violation of trademark. If Metro AG is a retail store, then they are fundamentally different than a software company. Either Microsoft never considered using "Metro" to describe their UI (unsurprisingly this story is made up) or Metro AG does something in software.

      I can start a company that installs windows on homes and call it Windows. The names just have to no be in the same industry.

    6. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      no one would make the connection

      do i avoid the Subway sandwich chain if there is a subway crash in New York? how about avoiding Target the retailer because the USA missed the archery target in the Olympics. how about avoiding Sears the retailer because the local paper wrote that it is so hot outside it is searing. can Subway sue the NYC transit authority? can Target sue the Olympics? Can Sears sue the local paper?

      ridiculous nonsense

      German Metro has no moral leg to stand on

      yes, they have a legal leg to stand on, and that's the real problem here

      intellectual property law is a scam by rent seeking litigious parasites. it does nothing for creators. it is a pox on our societies and must be utterly abolished as a philosophical concept. as a philosophical concept, it is completely flawed. that makes it immoral. that makes anyone's defiance of intellectual property law a valid act of civil disobedience against a corrupt legal status quo. of course, the flow of cash in our politics means it will be a long time to change. the concept of intellectual property is stupid and evil. defy it, undermine it, destroy it. this will be what is written in the history books about this century: the downfall of intellectual property

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    7. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by tehcyder · · Score: 0

      In a capitalist society, why should the creators of original work be the only ones not allowed to make any money from their labour?

      Oh, and something like funding a movie through kickstarter is just returning to the concept of patronage, except that you're relying on thousands of people instead of just one.

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    8. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      What I don't understand is that Metro AG has nothing to do with operating system software, so why is Microsoft so afraid? There is absolutely no way of mistaking one for the other, they're not even in related markets let alone in the same one. Sure, a lawsuit would cost both parties some money, but it's totally clear-cut from where I sit that Microsoft would prevail, so changing the name now when people are already accustomed to calling it "Metro" just to please Metro AG seems terribly short-sighted.

    9. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      clearly, the word is common and abstract enough that anyone can claim it's usage

      You mean, like "Windows"???

    10. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

      of course i don't support some assholes opening their own sandwich shop called McDonalds across from a real McDonalds. this is valid intellectual property law. this is a core concern. but we have gone FAR FAR away from this example:

      you don't admit that with 70 year copyright extensions, and a completely unrelated use of a common word, that things in the world of intellectual property are a complete farce, only useful to litigious rent seeking parasites?

      false monopolies and rent-seeking parasites are an anti-capitalist force, do you not see that? you don't admit that this is completely ridiculous that this unrelated use of a common abstract word, "metro", even by a large company with plenty of lawyers and well-versed on their own bullying intellectual property shenanigans, even they can be bullied into submission here?

      admit it: intellectual property law has become a destructive absurd force. far, far overreaching it's original intent, and no longer having to with protecting creators, and just emboldening litigious trolls that do not create anything

      you talk of capitalists and creators making money from their labor? ok, well here we have a case of a creator having difficulty making money from their labor: due to an intellectual property troll forcing them to retool the name of their project

      open your eyes

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    11. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by camperdave · · Score: 2

      So? Just stick MS in front of it, like MSWord for a word processor, MSDOS for a disk operating system, or MSWindows for a window based gui: MSMetro.

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    12. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by dkf · · Score: 1

      just look up metro on google

      a bunch of transit authorities use the word, there's metroPCS, some library consortium, a few other government entities, etc.

      clearly, the word is common and abstract enough that anyone can claim it's usage

      None of which would stop MS from using it as the name of their GUI system. More problematic is the fact that there's no chance of MS shifting anyone currently using a metro.tld website to something else; there's a lot of strong existing trademarks sitting there that would make any attempt to use legal mechanisms impractical and buying them all out very expensive.

      Easier to just change the name to more closely identify with a different trademark; after all, only a limited number of developers know the UI by its current name.

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    13. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      yes, and it is easier to just to hold up your hands and exit your own car and leave the keys in the ignition when a gun is stuck in your face at a stop light

      not that this situation is right, and not that a litigious troll should be allowed to claim "metro"

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    14. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by loonycyborg · · Score: 1

      In a capitalist society, why should the creators of original work be the only ones not allowed to make any money from their labour?

      I'm not against them making money from their labour, but 'selling' rights to copy works of art is just a scam. They should be paid for labour, not for copies, otherwise it's just yet another ponzi scheme because no real goods or services are exchanged.

      Oh, and something like funding a movie through kickstarter is just returning to the concept of patronage, except that you're relying on thousands of people instead of just one.

      You make that sound like a bad thing.

    15. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I could be related to the German company Metro AG (Wikipedia [wikipedia.org]) - they are _very_ aggressive with trademarks (including killing a fan-site for the rapid transit-type of Metro).

      This is one speculation. Another is that Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer attorneys have rattled their sabres. See, they are in the entertainment industry, and Microsoft tries with Windows 8 to make a platform built for and marketed to the YouTube(TM) generation.

      Yes, "Metro" is a generic term, but Microsoft would likely have had the same problem if they called it "Universal", "Paramount" or "Apple". Because some generic terms have a specific meaning within specific industries.

    16. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Metro also used to be an ISP in the nineties. They sort of rebranded it after it failed and then it merged with AOL.

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    17. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they did kick Walmart's butt out of Germany so far they bounced twice. And as an aside: As a retail store, they only cater to business customers; this kind of "cartman-land-esque" exclusion of a high percentage of the population has made the word "Metro" quite specific to this enterprise in Germany (As in: Do you have a Metro-ID? I'd like to go shopping there). This would never be taken by Metro as in Subway, because while this meaning is known here, it's not really ever used that way.

    18. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      I know that replying to oneself is ugly, but I remembered this piece of "ancient" history just after I submitted the previous comment.
      The nineties were strange, Metro used to own Vobis (back then a large PC retailer, sort of German Dell, and also Maxdata, one of the largest European IT manufacturer/vendor.

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    19. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by rbrausse · · Score: 1

      I think anyone can request the deletion of a trademark if it's unused for 5 years and/or not enforced/defended (though this is not specific for Germany but valid in all EU member countries)

    20. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the metro group's lawyers massively threaten to sue everyone who uses "metro" as part of a brand name, product name or even a website name. They actually sued a public transport company that has a "metrobus". They eventually lost in court, which was kind of inevitable, but only after many costly years of court dates. A few friends of mine had two websites where they offered creative commons music, and both of them had a name that had "metro" in it. Naturally, the letter from the metro group lawyers came at some point as well. They gave up, as they couldn't afford the legal battles to come.
      My guess is Microsoft would have the money and lawyers to withstand such legal battles, but in Germany, the metro group has two chains of electronics retail stores, Saturn and MediaMarkt. Microsoft probably does not want to engage with one of the major retail networks for windows products in Germany.

    21. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      What were Microsoft planning on calling their app-store on Windows 8? I bet some people would have called it the "Metro store" which would have led to some confusion.

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    22. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's a cute theory, but it's simply wrong. Trust me, Microsoft does not want to drop the name Metro. It is only considering doing so due to the *possibility* of a legal conflict over the name.

    23. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My guess is that Microsoft is using it as an excuse to yank the Metro name, in line with the old theory that changing the name gets rid of the bad connotations.

    24. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      trademark law, copyright law, intellectual property: it is such an absurd, useless pox on civilization. i foresee and fervently hope that history will write of this century about how the whole concept of intellectual property law became abolished. it's such useless wasteful, lawyer mongering nonsense by trolls

      we really need to just lose the entire concept of intellectual property from our societies. it is utterly destructive to the free flow of culture and ideas and does NOT do what it purports to do: protect creators. no, it empowers litigious rent-seeking parasites. so much wasted money energy and time

      Trademark law purports to protect consumers. When I buy Coca-Cola, I just might want actual Coca-Cola. When I buy a Tiffany lamp, I just might want an actual Tiffany lamp.

      Once you allow barely distinguishable knock-offs, you make it infinitely harder for me to discern whether I'm buying the genuine article or a counterfeit. The fact that you may actually want to buy a counterfeit, typically a luxury good, has been deemed to be less important due to this eminantly reasonable position with regard to day-to-day items. Counterfeit Nestle Carnation dried milk, now with extra-yummy Chinese melamine, is far more destructive than trademark law's damage to "the free flow of the culture of ideas."

    25. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%.

      Of course I don't support some assholes opening their own sandwich shop called McDonalds across from a real McDonalds. This is valid intellectual property law. This is a core concern. But we have gone FAR FAR away from this example. Your error is in thinking this basic obvious protection has anything to do with the far overreaching absurd "protections" like thinking use of the abstract word "metro" for a retailer and a piece of software falls under the same logic.

      You don't admit that with 70 year copyright extensions, and a completely unrelated use of a common word, that things in the world of intellectual property are a complete farce, only useful to litigious rent seeking parasites?

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    26. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by circletimessquare · · Score: 0

      stupid, useless, and absurd

      intellectual property law is ripe for a complete overhaul. and if the rent seeking litigious parasites have bought enough politicians that movement on this common sense issue is impossible, than the people via civil disobedience will undermine and destroy the financial basis for their contrived destructive existence

      death to intellectual property law. undermine it, subvert it, destroy it. deny the trolls their oxygen: destroy their flows of money by ruining or bypassing the control structures in the internet world they rely on to extract their extortion

      this will be the story of the 21st century when they write the history books in the 22nd

      roll up your sleeves, we have work to do. death to intellectual property

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    27. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The point of trademark is to give yourself a name that people can recognize you by.

      If Microsoft chooses a name, they have to make sure no one will confuse them with any other company. That means, if there is a computer company named Metro, they might get confused. If there is a bus system named Metro, people probably won't get confused. This was the whole long-term fight over Apple computer and Apple Records.

      Note that this discussion relates to US trademark, who knows what German trademark law is like.

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    28. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by Vanderhoth · · Score: 1

      I did say I was guessing.

      It's not uncommon for companies to re-brand themselves or their products to get away from a negative image. I also don't doubt they changed the name for a number of reasons, one being *possible* litigation as you pointed out.

      I don't really care either way and believe it should be up to the individual to make up their mind on whether they want "Windows 8 Style UI!" on their machine or not. To each his own.

      I was just pointing out a possible reason that MS decided to go from a short sexy easy to remember name like Metro to "Windows 8 Style UI!", which kind of makes me picture the PC guy from the "I'm a Mac" commercials. I'm of the opinion they should have started out with the long bland descriptive name and then changed it to Metro, or some other sexy name they wouldn't get sued over, right before the release. Rather than starting out by sensationalizing it and having to change the name after being picked on for it.

      There probably wouldn't have been so many negative articles about it; How's a writer suppose to whip up a gear grinding sensational story with a title like "Microsoft drops Areo for new Windows 8 Style UI!". Not nearly as provocative as "Microsoft Crashes Areo to take the Metro!"

    29. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting way of rewriting history. Longhorn was just a publicized codename, like Whistler and Blackcomb and Vienna. Some of these achieved some press notoriety because of leaked builds and forums capitalizing on the name recognition. During the long development time of Vista, for example, there were a good half dozen or so very well trafficked forums that discussed leaked builds of the unnamed next OS. Well they're not going to call the forum "Microsoft's Next Yet-To-Be-Named OS Forum." No, just "Microsoft Longhorn Forum".

      Windows 8 is unique in this regard in that they only ever used the codename "Windows 8" - and boy did they use it. Even the previews of Windows Server were just called "Windows 8 Server". Thankfully they changed that, because another server product ending in an 8 would have annoyed Windows IT shops to no end. (Windows Server 2008, Windows Server 2008 R2, and Windows Server 8, egad.) So the codename was the product.

      You'd argue that they're rebranding the UI - but more than likely this is actually a legal issue because the "Metro" name has mindshare and for the first time since ever, I've actually seen people talking about Microsoft's user interface on my social media networks. That's a *huge* deal. No one knows what Aero is unless they're a geek, but regular people were starting to learn what Metro was, and that it's *better* than the unnamed mishmash of user interfaces that Apple has. That's beyond phenomenal in terms of marketing success, and Microsoft's legal department must have gotten a rather stiff threat over the Metro name to drop it. I would be very surprised if there weren't heated discussions between marketing and legal on whether or not it was worth fighting for.

      But hey, screw Hanlon's Razor. Let's imply malice and manipulation rather than suggest it could be an honest screw-up or fault of Microsoft here. Let's assume they're out to pull the wool over everyone's eyes and shed bad press for Windows 8 by not ditching the Windows 8 name and in fact, embracing it further by calling the interface styling "Windows 8 UI-style" rather than "Metro".

      Does everyone have to be a conspiracy nut on Slashdot? Sheesh.

    30. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      .... "Oh! I read this really terrible review about Longhorn, I'm not putting that on my machine. What's this? Vista! Well I haven't read anything bad about that I'll give it a try!"

      Luckily for Microsoft, people eventually found reason to hate Vista on its own merits, not because of any hatred with the attachment to LongHorn.

      Jokes aside, I'm not sure how much that flies for the consumer market. I'm sure I could take a poll of my family and pretty much everyone would think of Longhorn as a football team. Windows 95 was code named Chicago, which is cool name, but that was changed before release. Some internal stuff (.ini files, Win32 version calls) showed WIndows 95 as 4.0 or 3.95 depending on how you called it. It's very fluid.

    31. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and then Vista got a bad reputation, so they renamed it Windows 7...

    32. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      What unnamed mishmash? What mishmash?

      There's Aqua. There are various elements to Aqua, such as metal windows.

    33. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      You keep bringing up "70 year copyright extensions".

      Why don't you try to fix the holes rather than railing against the *entire* idea? In your other posts, you are railing against the entire idea of intellectual property, then when people bring up specific examples like this, you effectively say "yeah, of course I agree with that part"..

      Then stop railing against the concept in general, and fight for the *specific* changes you want made.

    34. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      the story for the last decade or so in regards to intellectual property is how it is being extended into the realm of farce

      therefore is incumbent on you to admit it is failing, rather than incumbent on me to explain my problem with the whole rotten scheme

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    35. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by Sique · · Score: 1

      It's more complicated - Metro AG is the biggest retailer in Germany, and they also operate two chains of computer stores (Saturn and MediaMarkt). So there will be confusion, if Metro AG sells Metro UI based tablets.

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    36. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by Sique · · Score: 1

      First: Metro AG has the Metro trademark registered also for computers.
      Second: Metro AG is one of the biggest retailers for Microsoft products, mainly via their Saturn and MediaMarkt chains of computer stores.
      So yes, there will be a violation of trademarks, if Metro AG sells Metro UI based tablets.

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    37. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by Sique · · Score: 1

      Because Metro AG is supposed to sell via their computer store chains Saturn and MediaMarkt Metro UI based tablets.

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    38. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by Sique · · Score: 1

      It is similar, but the problem arising is that one of the main distribution chains for Microsoft products in Germany is Metro AG with their computer stores Saturn and MediaMarkt. There definitely would be confusion, if Metro AG is supposed to sell Metro UI based tablets.

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    39. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      clearly, the word is common and abstract enough that anyone can claim it's usage

      Yeah, because "style" isn't common at all?

      People don't refer to it as Metro, mostly. They refer to it as "the Windows 8 UI", or "that piece of shit, I'm switching to Linux, UI".

      Someone's recommendation, above, was much better: Windows Start UI. Hell, calling it "Windows Style UI" would've been better (as in, "Style UI is cutting edge bullshit we came up by throwing darts at a mime one Friday while drinking").

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    40. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by V+for+Vendetta · · Score: 1

      Usually, no trademark issues are raised when the two companies' activities are so different.

      IANAL, but I did a quick WIPO search for "Metro" and Metro AG turned up there with "computers and computer software".

      Normally (German here) I'd not relate "Metro" and "software", but as we've all learned the hard way, trademarks > reality. And MS perhaps thought better be safe than sorry, taking into account that Metro AG isn't a 'lil Mom & Pop shop, but Germany's WalMart so they have the means to fight it out in court, if they feel so.

    41. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look up "Metro Sucks". Not too far down the list, the truth begins to reveal itself.

    42. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      I guess patronage offends his "artistic" sense. Oh the agony of producing something the patron actually wants instead of your dream and vision! He prefers to hope to win the big ticket, get wildly famous, then get a fabulous megabucks deal and rub shoulders with Bono. He has less chances of that working than winning the lottery. But hey to each his own.

    43. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Yeah and Apple agreed they wouldn't use their trademark for distributing music. Then they opened up the iTunes music store.

    44. Re:isn't it ridiculous? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Which is exactly why they ended up paying the other Apple lots of money.

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  9. Real catchy alternative by swinferno · · Score: 1

    " 'Windows 8 style UI!'

    Come on, there has to be a better alternative....

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    1. Re:Real catchy alternative by Dupple · · Score: 5, Funny

      Window Pain

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    2. Re:Real catchy alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Windows 8 style UI!' = W8ST UI

    3. Re:Real catchy alternative by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      My balls fell off when i read that. Typical microsoft. They always seem to fuck up everything even when they had something good going.

      Metro was fine. Now that its been branded metro for a year, sure why not change it to something catch like "windows 8 style ui" what the fuck? Microsoft is run by a bunch of fucking idiots.

      This settles it. Windows 8 is vaporware.

    4. Re:Real catchy alternative by ultrasawblade · · Score: 2

      Microsoft Windows(tm) User Interface 8 Series, Build 6292, Service Pack 2a

    5. Re:Real catchy alternative by Megaweapon · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wonder if any Van Halen fans at MS pushed for "UI812".

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    6. Re:Real catchy alternative by SatanClauz · · Score: 1

      I realize the spelling is the joke here, but Window Pane would have been a great name!

    7. Re:Real catchy alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's only a temporary name. From the article: The Windows team is "working on a replacement term" according to the memo, "and plans to land on that by the end of this week." Until then, employees have been advised to refer to the Metro style user interface as the "Windows 8 style UI."

    8. Re:Real catchy alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you know Windows 8 means "fucking awful upgrade that'll waste years of my life with staff training and complaints" in the I.T. industry? Where's our appreciation?

    9. Re:Real catchy alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      codename: Contritem Fenestram

    10. Re:Real catchy alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you aware that metro basically means "acting gay" and is short for metrosexual
      Wait till they hear about Gimp

    11. Re:Real catchy alternative by Gaygirlie · · Score: 0

      Are you aware that metro basically means "acting gay" and is short for metrosexual and everyone in America knows that but you apparently?

      I'd say it's just homophobics who think that way. "OHMYGODSOGAY, I MUST IMMEDIATELY DISTANCE MYSELF FROM IT!!" Atleast here in Finland metro means.... *wait for it* a train-like device running underground on tracks! No one associates it with metrosexuality.

    12. Re:Real catchy alternative by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for the "Defenestration" edition

    13. Re:Real catchy alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Microsoft bought out KFC they'd rename it to Dead Warm Bird. They said the same about Commodore but it clearly applies to Microsoft too.

    14. Re:Real catchy alternative by JanneM · · Score: 2

      Bob.

      Hey, at least MS probably still owns the trademark.

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    15. Re:Real catchy alternative by AngryDill · · Score: 1

      I don't think that "Microsoft Live Office Bing User Interface, Dot Net" is taken yet. I'm surprised they didn't go with that!

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    16. Re:Real catchy alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are cities here with populations higher than Finland all with their own lingo and colloquialisms. The fact that "Finland" doesn't associate the word Metro with metrosexuality means about as much as Los Angelenos associating the word "huh" with the word "interestings" (true story).

    17. Re:Real catchy alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Forced Obsolescence Clusterfuck without a Start Menu" was deemed a little long and "Ballmer's Balls-Up" was rejected by middle management. But I'd suggest, "Trashing the business desktop user's efficiency," as a nice subtitle to Windows 8 Style UI - in fact I'd recommend they use that to describe the Ribbon experience as well.

    18. Re:Real catchy alternative by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      And that is irrelevant. I still say it's just homophobia talking and those people should just grow the f*ck up.

    19. Re:Real catchy alternative by camperdave · · Score: 1

      But that's just as boneheaded a play (no offense to any Minbari who happen to be reading). If you're going to rename it at the end of the week, then just keep referring to it as Metro for a couple of days and then call it by its new name*. Don't release a dorky name for half a week, especially if you're only avoiding a potential lawsuit.

      *Any bets on MS-Metro?

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    20. Re:Real catchy alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crap interface to be used only on phones and tablets?

    21. Re:Real catchy alternative by Megane · · Score: 1

      Since they love to copy Apple, I'm sure they were inspired by the latest iPad's name: "The New iPad".

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    22. Re:Real catchy alternative by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      Is it still homophobic if actual homosexuals hate the term and hate guys who "act metro" because they see it as a useless parody of an actual gay person or it's someone totally living in the closet? Oops, did I just tear a hole on your angry gay rights post's logic? Maybe you should think before you post instead of just raging.

    23. Re:Real catchy alternative by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      Is it still homophobic if actual homosexuals hate the term

      Yes. Homosexuals obviously aren't homophobic as long they've admitted to themselves that they are homosexuals and therefore their hatred of the term is irrelevant in this context.

      Oops, did I just tear a hole on your angry gay rights post's logic?

      Nope.

    24. Re:Real catchy alternative by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      W849 Which could either be interpreted as "wait for Windows 9", or "Wait for NEIN!" which is what a certain German Retail Giant just told Microsoft.

    25. Re:Real catchy alternative by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

      My balls fell off when i read that. Typical microsoft. They always seem to fuck up everything even when they had something good going.

      Metro was fine. Now that its been branded metro for a year, sure why not change it to something catch like "windows 8 style ui" what the fuck? Microsoft is run by a bunch of fucking idiots.

      This settles it. Windows 8 is vaporware.

      So you are saying that the behaviour altering microorganism which afflicts Steve Ballmer is now airborne and highly contageous?

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    26. Re:Real catchy alternative by zlives · · Score: 1

      not for a ms prod, but yeah

    27. Re:Real catchy alternative by zlives · · Score: 1

      windows 8 chic fillet

    28. Re:Real catchy alternative by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      " 'Windows 8 style UI!'

      Come on, there has to be a better alternative....

      This *is* Microsoft post-Gates we're talking about...

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    29. Re:Real catchy alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's insanely bad.

    30. Re:Real catchy alternative by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Did you know that your kinda a day late and a dollar short on that one...
      I think that's been said, already. Ad Nauseum.

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    31. Re:Real catchy alternative by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Probably not, most Van Halen fans are working at Chick-Fil-A or construction work.

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  10. Microsoft and their product names by cerberusss · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently, the catchy new name they've settled on is 'Windows 8 style UI'

    Well, it was either that, or "Microsoft Office Live Style UI Media Center Edition for Windows Genuine Advantage".

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    1. Re:Microsoft and their product names by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately not, that name was already trademarked by the German firm of "Microsoft Office Live Style UI Media Center Edition for Windows Genuine Advantage and Company"

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    2. Re:Microsoft and their product names by Erikderzweite · · Score: 2

      "Microsoft Office Live Style UI Media Center Edition for Windows Genuine Advantage and Company GmbH"

      Fixed that for you.

    3. Re:Microsoft and their product names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Microsoft Office Live Style UI Media Center Edition for Windows Genuine Advantage and Company GmbH"

      Fixed that for you.

      Still not quite right. It should be "MicrosoftofficelivestyleUImediacenteredition forwindowsgenuineadvantageandcompany" GmbH

    4. Re:Microsoft and their product names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Microsoft Office Live Style UI Media Center Edition for Windows Genuine Advantage GmbH & Co. KG"

      Fixed that for you.

    5. Re:Microsoft and their product names by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I was all excited at first because I thought they were dropping the UI. Instead they are just changing the name. Kind of like Ford renaming the Pinto.

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    6. Re:Microsoft and their product names by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      +1 funny

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  11. Tougue Twister by Ynot_82 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Will the Windows 8 Style UI be available on my Windows Phone Series 7, or will I have to wait for the Windows Phone Series 8 to get the new Windows 8 Style UI.

    Also, will any sea-shells, woodchucks or pickled peppers be included?

    1. Re:Tougue Twister by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      It's just Window Phone now. No "series"

    2. Re:Tougue Twister by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool story bro!

    3. Re:Tougue Twister by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      There will be three sea shells included but you'll never figure out how to use them.

    4. Re:Tougue Twister by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      ....AND, the answer is, No.

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    5. Re:Tougue Twister by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Didn't I see this exact text in a previous article?

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  12. Metro AG isn't joking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There was a free newspaper distributed in our subway called metro (because we call subway "metro" too), and they were able to force a name change there as well.

    1. Re:Metro AG isn't joking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It still exists in Belgium.

      (Pardon my French.)

    2. Re:Metro AG isn't joking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A trademark can only be enforced in the same line of business, so I doubt that Metro AG retail chain had any influence over the paper's name.

    3. Re:Metro AG isn't joking by hawkinspeter · · Score: 2

      We've got that in Britain too: http://www.metro.co.uk/ I think it's an off-shoot of the Daily Mail, so I always avoid reading it and use it to line my guinea pig's cage. Still, it's worth what you pay for it.

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    4. Re:Metro AG isn't joking by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      A trademark can only be enforced if it gets to court, and the "infringer" doesn't decide to drop the whole thing to avoid the possibility of a seven-digit lawsuit when they get a nastygram on an important letterhead,

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    5. Re:Metro AG isn't joking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've got that in Britain too: http://www.metro.co.uk/ I think it's an off-shoot of the Daily Mail, so I always avoid reading it and use it to line my guinea pig's cage. Still, it's worth what you pay for it.

      No, it's still overpriced.

  13. A trademark deal? by slashmydots · · Score: 0

    And I'm sure it had absolutely nothing to do with bad connotations to the more popular definition of the word, an extremely effeminate but not gay male.

  14. Not Chicago by michaelmalak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No, Metro was supposed to be more than e.g the "Chicago" codename for Windows 95. Microsoft promotional materials showed photos of the New York subway signs to illustrate the big bold fonts and clutter-free design they were after.

    1. Re:Not Chicago by Cinder6 · · Score: 1

      I think the real proof Metro was more than a codename is that they've kept calling it that long after products (Windows Phone 7) that use the UI were released. If it were a codename, that never would have happened. Once Microsoft decided on the name "Vista", we never heard the name "Longhorn" again (outside of articles that talked about the history of the OS, at least).

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    2. Re:Not Chicago by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      I got sick of hearing "Longhorn"... I think I heard it more than people used to be spouting off, "Copeland".

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    3. Re:Not Chicago by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Microsoft promotional materials showed photos of the New York subway signs to illustrate the big bold fonts and clutter-free design they were after.

      Most Microsoft promo materials on Metro shows photos of King County Metro transit system signs. That's where the name was derived from.

      Also note that Metro was first used to describe the new UI in Windows Phone, long before Win8.

  15. Nobody liked that name anyway by killmenow · · Score: 0

    It was too metrosexual. And that went out of fashion ages ago.

    1. Re:Nobody liked that name anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean "aaaaaaaaaages ago?"

  16. So no more metrosexual jokes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have to think up some new ones...

  17. I have a suggestion... by Buchenskjoll · · Score: 1

    change the squares to circles and call it 8ball.

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  18. Not final name by orzetto · · Score: 2

    They have not settled on this name, this is a temporary form to address what was known as Metro until a new name is been found, probably because there is an impending lawsuit in the works.

    From TFA:

    The Windows team is "working on a replacement term" according to the memo, "and plans to land on that by the end of this week." Until then, employees have been advised to refer to the Metro style user interface as the "Windows 8 style UI.

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    1. Re:Not final name by jo42 · · Score: 1

      How about "Microsoft Polished Turd" or just "Turd"?

  19. Call it Aero! No one is using that UI either! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can call it Windows Aero as no one is really that UI either! I can see this UI as an Epic Fail!

  20. Not the actual new name. by ElKry · · Score: 1
    According to the article,

    The Windows team is "working on a replacement term" according to the memo, "and plans to land on that by the end of this week." Until then, employees have been advised to refer to the Metro style user interface as the "Windows 8 style UI."

    So "windows 8 style UI" is just a temporary name while the look for a new one.

    1. Re:Not the actual new name. by thunderclap · · Score: 0

      According to the article,

      The Windows team is "working on a replacement term" according to the memo, "and plans to land on that by the end of this week." Until then, employees have been advised to refer to the Metro style user interface as the "Windows 8 style UI."

      So "windows 8 style UI" is just a temporary name while the look for a new one.

      I can help! Hmmm? How about Fubar! It think Fubar UI works well. If not that then POS UI

  21. How is this different from Aero by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 1

    I thought trademark name clashes were a non-issue if they are completely unrelated entities, such as retail giant and UI system. Otherwise, you'd think we would be running out of names pretty soon.

    A quick Google search on Windows 7 UI system "Aero" reveals eight different companies or products using that name, on the first page.

    1. Re:How is this different from Aero by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Another poster claimed that Metro AG actually also got a trademark of the class that includes computer software. No idea if they are using it or if Germany has a "use it or lose it" stance on trademark as in the US.

    2. Re:How is this different from Aero by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      I thought trademark name clashes were a non-issue if they are completely unrelated entities

      I think that's true in theory, but not always in practice. I've heard about people winning trademark cases that I thought were absolutely absurd, where there was no connection in the industries involved. Also, not everyone can afford to go to court over a frivolous trademark claim, and sometimes people will back down to avoid the legal costs or take the chance that the court will decide against them.

      Just because the supposed intent of the law is one thing, doesn't mean it doesn't mean that the application always aligns with that intent.

    3. Re:How is this different from Aero by mellyra · · Score: 1

      Another poster claimed that Metro AG actually also got a trademark of the class that includes computer software. No idea if they are using it or if Germany has a "use it or lose it" stance on trademark as in the US.

      If you still don't use your trademark after five years since its registration have gone by it can be deleted according to German law (citation (German)).

    4. Re:How is this different from Aero by camperdave · · Score: 1

      I thought trademark name clashes were a non-issue if they are completely unrelated entities...

      MetroAG sells computers, thus the conflict.

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  22. The real reason by JDG1980 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't believe that this is the real reason Microsoft is changing the branding. If they thought it was valuable enough to keep, they would fight for it. But among tech-savvy users, Metro has become a punchline and a negative brand, just like Vista. I smell another Mojave coming up.

    1. Re:The real reason by omnichad · · Score: 1

      I agree. I mean, when the iPhone came out, Cisco already had a trademark and a product called iPhone (same capitalization and all).

    2. Re:The real reason by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      I don't believe that this is the real reason Microsoft is changing the branding. If they thought it was valuable enough to keep, they would fight for it. But among tech-savvy users, Metro has become a punchline and a negative brand, just like Vista. I smell another Mojave coming up.

      You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.

      The difference here is that with VIsta they actually had a few technical glitches early on (namely how they changed the product between RC2 to RTM without telling anyone or giving anyone time to test) that caused a lot of problems. Vista was generally a very good OS. So Vista vs Mojave wasn't unexpected.

      However, with Win8, there's a design and functional problem that users are going to take issue with no matter what you call it. So changing the name won't solve the issue.

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    3. Re:The real reason by Bleedorang3 · · Score: 1

      Wasn't the Mojave project a pretty big success?

    4. Re:The real reason by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Microsoft as a whole

      It's plainly obvious that Microsoft wants to push all their customers to Cloud services and do away with 'serviceable' clients on-premises. Exchange is moving that way already. They're shackling W8 to Microsoft signon services.

      Basically, they're trying to do what Google did with Android, but for general purpose computers.

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  23. results from Google by adrianhensler · · Score: 2

    This search seems to tell a different story: http://www.google.com/?q=site%3Amicrosoft.com+metro

    793,000 results.

    Will take them a few days to clean that up.

  24. Re:New Name by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Funny

    You forgot to sign your post:

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    I don't think he forgto, more that he assumed it would be redundant statement of the entirely bleeding obvious.

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  25. Re:Hows the Obama doing for unemployed geeks? by Buchenskjoll · · Score: 0

    I suppose you learned how to spell under some previous president.

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  26. I have a better idea. by fufufang · · Score: 0

    They should have dropped the whole thing, you know...

  27. Re:Hows the Obama doing for unemployed geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's pretty what I expected in terms of intelligent substantive responses from hippies.

    Libs, as smart as sea kelp.

  28. Re:New Name by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

    Actually he did sign his post. What he forgot was adding any content. What new name is he proposing?

  29. Polish a turd by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 0

    You can't can't polish a turd, after all.

    1. Re:Polish a turd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You can't can't polish a turd, after all.

      That's because Polish isn't a verb, it's a language. If it were a verb, your phrase would be disparaging to the Poles.

    2. Re:Polish a turd by camperdave · · Score: 1

      You can't can't polish a turd, after all.

      Um... Myth busted

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  30. Re:New Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mom's got the fan boys up early today I see.

  31. Should call it My Little OS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Since Metro's squares look like pony colors.

    1. Re:Should call it My Little OS. by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Since Metro's squares look like pony colors.

      This really screams of "rebranding panic" they know that they're going to have a serious problem getting the OS out the door and the general public as well as management latching on to it with the current name of metro. So they're looking for a new name.

      Personally, they should have gone with Fabulous off the start. A little gay, a little flashy, a little hip. And then it could have all gone downhill from there...kinda like what it's doing now.

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  32. Trademarks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought trademarks were limited in scope to their market? How is a retail giant in the same market as an operating system provider?

    If that is a problem, then why aren't the owners of the Paris Metro train system also complaining about it?

    In any case, "Metro" is a generic word, so it shouldn't be 'owned' by a single company. (but, hey, Microsoft have been on the other end of that argument before, eh, "Windows", "Office", "Word"....)

  33. I thought it was to distinguish them from Apple by Chrisq · · Score: 0

    I thought it was to distinguish them from Apple, with metro as in metrosexual.

  34. Microsoft marketing by teg · · Score: 1

    A couple of classics from Microsoft's marketing department:

    "Windows 8 Style UI" doesn't quite have the catchiness that Metro and Cocoa do, not to mention how old applications using this will sound in Windows 9...

    1. Re:Microsoft marketing by mkkohls · · Score: 1

      "Windows 8 Style UI" doesn't quite have the catchiness that Metro and Cocoa do, not to mention how old applications using this will sound in Windows 9...

      Yes But then what will exist to remind people that they are running legacy apps. XP Mode, Classic Desktop?

  35. Shiny Flying Shitmonster UI by pegasustonans · · Score: 2

    Here are some other alternatives:

    HiggledyPiggledy 2.0

    Hunt and Poke: Home Edition

    Explosive Nostril Overlayer

    Thumbgasm

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    1. Re:Shiny Flying Shitmonster UI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B16B00B5 ??

  36. Windows Phone 7? by Tridus · · Score: 1

    If that's really the case, why did Metro stick around as a name used by MS for so long when WP7 is out in production? They've been calling it that while selling product that uses it.

    It sounds more like an excuse to me.

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    1. Re:Windows Phone 7? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BINGO!

      Sad that it took this long for someone to bring this up. finally.

  37. PAID MICROSOFT SHILL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone had to say it.

  38. Alternative by ajclayton · · Score: 1

    They should have fought for the rights to name it what we've all been waiting and hoping for: "Doors"

    1. Re:Alternative by fibonacci8 · · Score: 1

      Sounds about right, it just begs to be lit on fire.

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    2. Re:Alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, DOORS is already taken.

  39. It's an excuse by Tridus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They've been calling it Metro for quite a while, including on all that stuff put out about Windows Phone 7. You know WP7, that phone OS of theirs that's in production. If codenames really don't stick around once its in production, then how do they explain that?

    The truth here is that Windows 8 has been poorly received, and Metro is the reason why. Too many people hate it on the desktop. In an attempt to change the conversation they're going to change the name and hope that the negative buzz doesn't carry over.

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    1. Re:It's an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't work for Prince, won't work for Microsoft. The UI formally known as Metro.

    2. Re:It's an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suuuuuuuuuure. It has nothing to do with the fact that the fifth largest retailer in the world just happens to share the same name:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metro_AG

      Don't let your blind hatred cloud your vision though.

    3. Re:It's an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then instead of "I like Windows 8, but I am cautious about this Metro style" the train of though would go like "I like Windows 8, I am just not into Windows 8 style... Ok, I just don't like it".

  40. Re:Hows the Obama doing for unemployed geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Political trolls should be ground up and fed to regular trolls.

    Vote AC in 2012

  41. Re:Hows the Obama doing for unemployed geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you hate our constitution?

  42. METRO IS NICE TYPOGRAPHY! by Dunge · · Score: 1

    I LIKE METRO TYPOGRAPHY

  43. They have chosen the wrong name by GPLHost-Thomas · · Score: 4, Funny

    They should have call it how it looks like: Sokoban

    1. Re:They have chosen the wrong name by armanox · · Score: 2

      That would also make for a really fun built in game - use your home screen to play Sokoban.

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    2. Re:They have chosen the wrong name by DJRumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was personally hoping for "J-Pop American Fun Time Now! UI"...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj1OnORTnAM

    3. Re:They have chosen the wrong name by GPLHost-Thomas · · Score: 1

      You didn't get it: that's what you get with windows 8.

  44. Re:New Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you didn't think the same thing as GP upon first seeing the name, you're the one who is 15, because you're too young to remember when the term metrosexual got 'big'

    unless you're in DC or another city where the subway is named 'metro', then metrosexual is what the word 'metro' means, period.

  45. A can of garbage... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is still a can of garbage, no matter what you try to name it.

  46. bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or they didn't think people would confuse a computer UI for a retail giant.

  47. exactly! by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    a google search turns up 4 top sponsored links on google:

    Pella.com

    Home Depot Windows

    Sears Windows

    Andersen Windows & Doors

    sue them! LOL

    what a fucking farce intellectual property is. destroy it, defy it, subvert it

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  48. Don't trust Google Translate by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    Of all the words in Latin to translate "broken", contritum is about the last I would use. Its most familiar use is in the sense of a "broken heart".

    Confractus, circumfractus, intermissus,infractus are all perhaps more apt.

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  49. Re:New Name by sycodon · · Score: 1

    I guess he forgot to sign his post

    - Ignorant 15 year old who, thankfully for all of Slashdot, will be back in school soon.

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  50. doesn't matter..... by who_stole_my_kidneys · · Score: 1

    as much as i promote M$, i wont be using Windows 8.

  51. "Metro" was probably too Urban and Gay by assertation · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows is the operating system of just about EVERYBODY. Including people who may be conservative and even provincial. My guess is that a marketing person at Microsoft finally got heard and they decided to lose the name "Metro" after learning it was too urban and possibly "gay" aka "threatening" for some folks.

    1. Re:"Metro" was probably too Urban and Gay by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a reasonable theory. However, it is possible they were telling the truth considering every product they make gets a codename during development and a brand name at release time. Here's a list:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Microsoft_codenames

    2. Re:"Metro" was probably too Urban and Gay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows is the operating system of just about EVERYBODY. Including people who may be conservative and even provincial. My guess is that a marketing person at Microsoft finally got heard and they decided to lose the name "Metro" after learning it was too urban and possibly "gay" aka "threatening" for some folks.

      Sorry to spoil your conservative fetish, but Windows 8 Style UI colors are still gay.

    3. Re:"Metro" was probably too Urban and Gay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they decided to lose the name "Metro" after learning it was too urban and possibly "gay" aka "threatening" for some folks.

      Yes, but when installing it you could disable that by clicking a check-Fil-A box.

  52. Connotation by synapse7 · · Score: 1

    Windows ate style UI.

  53. Re:Hows the Obama doing for unemployed geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, your posts are a cry for help. Please seek it.

  54. Overreaction by microbox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not cool at all; however, Sagan overreacted, and deserves to be laughed at for such. Even great men are not perfect. Sagan is my personal hero, and this episode humanises him to me.

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  55. Edited for rednecks by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

    He just wanted thousands of dollars...

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      Why put the TL;DR version of a post at the bottom of the long posts? Shouldn't it be first?

      Because you start reading it and it goes on and on until after a paragraph or two you skim down to the bottom. Now a 'Summary' should be at the top if it's going to be a long post.

      [John]

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    3. Re:Edited for rednecks by cplusplus · · Score: 1

      Woosh.

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    4. Re:Edited for rednecks by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I know, it was a Family Guy thing that I got slightly wrong... never mind.

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    5. Re:Edited for rednecks by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      *WHOOSH!!!*

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  56. Metro was a stupid name ! by eulernet · · Score: 2

    In Paris, the Metro is the transportation's network, and by extension the name of the stations and of the trains.

    The stations smell like piss, with beggars and tramps everywhere (and yes, I'm french).
    Once there is a small problem on a line, all the traffic is slowed down.
    The trains almost always are late, especially when the weather is hot.

    Finally, the parisians always try to force their way in the train, even though it's full.

    Why they chose this name is beyond me !

  57. Worked for Vista = Win7 by Maow · · Score: 2

    I just haven't been able to see a difference between Vista & Windows 7, yet one is reviled and one is revered.

    So, changing the name and nothing else may be a good move - people seem guilible.

    1. Re:Worked for Vista = Win7 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just haven't been able to see a difference between Vista & Windows 7

      Good God, man!

    2. Re:Worked for Vista = Win7 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't tell the difference between Vista and 7, then perhaps you're just as gullible.

    3. Re:Worked for Vista = Win7 by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

      Er? Vista was buggy and slow. Win 7 on the same hardware was actually fast and responsive and stable.

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    4. Re:Worked for Vista = Win7 by Maow · · Score: 1

      Er? Vista was buggy and slow. Win 7 on the same hardware was actually fast and responsive and stable.

      Thanks for the reply, one that actually contains some info unlike the ACs.

      Vista was horribly buggy & slow prior to SP 1 (or 2?), which is when I switched to Linux - so it's been a while since I've used it. However, it seemed okay last time I booted into it with those SPs applied.

      However I have used Win7 in a VirtualBox a couple times and it just seemed to me like another service pack on Vista.

      And, since there wasn't enough time to develop a new OS in the short time between Vista & Win 7, I think that backs up my original claim.

      My main experience with Win7 was in the Network Connections area which I found just as dreadful as Vista's.

      Cheers

    5. Re:Worked for Vista = Win7 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have the reverse experience

  58. They could have saved a step.. by TBedsaul · · Score: 1

    and just named it "Going out of Business".

  59. "Windows 8-style UI" is just temporary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems everyone has missed the part of the article where they say a new codename is currently being decided on. "Windows 8-style UI" is just temporary.

    1. Re:"Windows 8-style UI" is just temporary by zlives · · Score: 1

      could have just called it windows 8 untill they came up with a name... just goes to show you lack of vision and leadership

  60. Re:Hows the Obama doing for unemployed geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, help all conservatives to rid the detestable statists from our federal and local governments and to restore the constitution designed to protect the citizens.

    I am seeking such now.

  61. Class 9 by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    They don't need to so long as they defend the trademark they have been awarded. As a large retailer they could start selling own-branded computers in a few weeks if they wanted to. They registered it, they paid for it, it is a well known brand...they just can't use it for building underground railways.

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  62. I've got it: by Compaqt · · Score: 4, Funny

    The UI formerly known as Metro

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  63. UI Style versioning by glebovitz · · Score: 1

    So that works for the short term. What about Windows 9. If they use the same UI will it be called "Windows 8 UI Style' on Windows 9? Metro was much better. Too bad they fucked that up.

    1. Re:UI Style versioning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If they use the same UI will it be called "Windows 8 UI Style' on Windows 9?

      I have a feeling they're changing the name because it'll only going to be used on Windows 8.
      Might as well warn people of the Windows 8 -> Windows 9 UI changes now.

  64. No... by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    It is not as simple as that. Trademarks are applicable to NICE classes, not industry sectors. A retail store might sell own-branded computers, a plumbing manufacturer might sell CAD software for kitchens and bathrooms (Grohe not only supply CAD data but also phone apps). So long as they were the first to register their trade marks in those sectors, they can use them.

    There are exceptions, of course; some terms are generics in some industry sectors, so I couldn't trademark "Keelson" for shipbuilding, but I could probably trademark "Keelson Business Software".

    Retail department stores are particularly wide ranging in applicable classes, because they can sell so many different things and under their own brand names.

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  65. But are you an IP lawyer? by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    I am not an IP lawyer but I have often instructed IP lawyers (and applied for trademarks direct - it isn't difficult) and I can tell you that being clear-cut from where you sit cuts no ice whatsoever with a German court. Also, Metro AG has been around a lot longer than a transient phone UI.

    In the US, by the way, Intel Corp was able to force an HR company to change its name from Gentium (Latin for "people") to, I think, Gentia. I suspect that would not have happened in Europe because the test is somewhat different.

    I hope you aren't thinking that Microsoft should win because anything an American company wants to do should override the interests of foreigners.

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    1. Re:But are you an IP lawyer? by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      and I can tell you that being clear-cut from where you sit cuts no ice whatsoever with a German court.

      Of course it doesn't. I am just hoping someone would explain to me this decision; does Germany have so different trademark laws that Metro AG can bully its way in other markets where it doesn't even operate anymore just because it's been around so long?

      I hope you aren't thinking that Microsoft should win because anything an American company wants to do should override the interests of foreigners.

      I'm not American, I have no such bias here. Both Germans and Americans are foreigners to me.

    2. Re:But are you an IP lawyer? by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      The flip side of the coin would be that Metro AG would be forced to not ever sell software just because Microsoft chose to use their name.

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  66. Nein... by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    MicrosoftofficelivestyleUImediacentereditionforwindowsgenuineadvantage Gesellschaft mit beschrankte Haftung und Co. By making it a partnership, they don't have to file proper accounts.

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  67. a much better name for Win8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turd

  68. scroll through the article until I find one I like by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Oh! I know this one!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYyNDWjIivo
    Mrs. Doubtfire

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  69. Re:Wow, what a catchy new name! Win Zebra! by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    Win Zebra. Because it looks like it was designed by a committee.

  70. Typical microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This whole thing is going to be a clusterfuck of Bob-like proportions. Anyone remember Microsoft Bob?

    Metro or whatever they are calling it is NuBob. Nobody is going to like it. People are going to bitch so badly about no start menu that it's going to make the complaints about Windows Fistula... er, Vista... look like high praise.

    The dev preview was the most horrible thing I have ever seen.

  71. IP was an excuse by onyxruby · · Score: 2

    My guess is that the demand for compensation came in from someone's attorneys to Microsoft's headquarters and Microsoft jumped at the excuse political opportunity to change the name. Backed by Metro being hard to trademark as it's used by municipalities worldwide for mass transit and the name change was a shoe in from the legal side.

    Marketing had a problem in that Metro already had a god awful reputation in the market. Enterprises won't touch Windows 8 because Microsoft forces the Metro interface as the default interface. They are simply trying to soften the blow of forcing the world to use the Metro interface by default whether they want to or not.

    Think about it, they are betting one of the worlds largest companies on an interface that is universally loathed if your not on a tablet. This may well be the largest bet in history.

  72. The claim from MS is strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As far as I remember the law on trademark, the same name can be given to independent entity provided that there is no way the customer of one can mistake it for the otehr, in other word if tehy have a totaly different domain. Which is why apple could keep the name despite "apple record" existing, and why MS could keep metro for their UI despite a supermarket in germany having the name. It looks to me that they would use this rather as an excuse to avoid people googling metro in the future and getting all the negatvie feedback posted up to now.

  73. Re:intellectual property law is a scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So give us the script to your movie or STFU about intellectual property. Start by letting us mash up yours first.

  74. Poison your own search results, good job MS by belgianguy · · Score: 2

    Explain to a John Doe in what regard Windows 8 RT differs from Windows 8.
    What's a Surface now? The multitouch tabletop hardware + software? Not anymore, now it's the tablet-netbook hybrid.
    Even if they come up with a new name after the sleek marketing speak emanating from "Windows 8-style UI", it'll still cause confusion and introduce clutter for people looking up "Metro". Easily avoidable if only they had done their homework.

    To those claiming it was just a codename and was never meant to be used publicly: A certain S.B. disagrees.

  75. Re:Hows the Obama doing for unemployed geeks? by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 0

    Because you use it to attack your fellow countrymen for having differing views to yours.

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  76. Am I the only one ... by briancox2 · · Score: 0

    ... who thought it was called Metro as a way of saying, "Hey, this isn't gay!" ... ? I thought it was obvious. I guess my horribleUi-phobia clouds my judgement.

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  77. Good by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

    I don't think the new name is particularly good, but at least I don't think it's lame like i did with "metro". I wish I could say the same for the actual UI that the name represents.

  78. Should have picked code name "fugly" by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

    God awful ugly interface

  79. Son of a.... by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    ...now why didn't they call it the "NeXT MS UI"? I mean... c'mon guys! You already used "New Technology" for Win NT and it worked wonderfully....

    </snark> :)

  80. RTM without a name? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
    Microsoft has announced the RTM of Windows 8, and now Microsoft is saying that they don't have a name for it yet, and that not having the name is normal at this point?

    .
    No wonder Microsoft is on a downward spiral....

  81. OLD NAME: "METRO" NEW NAME: ? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Funny

    I suggest "TOMBSTONE".

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  82. No, they're not by Jim+Hall · · Score: 5, Informative

    > Apparently, the catchy new name they've settled on is 'Windows 8 style UI'

    I'm no Microsoft fan, but TFS is wrong. Both linked articles aren't that long, so it's not hard to find what they've actually said. Microsoft has dropped "Metro" and is looking for a new name. Until they figure out a new name, they have asked developers to stop referring to the interface as "Metro" and use "Windows 8 style UI" instead. But the point is, Microsoft has not settled on this as a new name.

    From the BBC article:

    Instead of Metro, Microsoft has told developers to simply refer to the blocky display as a "Windows 8 style UI" for the time being.

    From the Verge article:

    Until then, employees have been advised to refer to the Metro style user interface as the "Windows 8 style UI."

    1. Re:No, they're not by suadeo · · Score: 1

      What I'm not understanding is the score of 3? This post is spot on, the articles clearly state that developers should use 'Windows 8 style UI' until the new name is settled upon. So, i'm assuming RTFA isn't needed anymore? We just bust out our jump to conclusion mats?

    2. Re:No, they're not by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 1
  83. Re:intellectual property law is a scam by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i believe that control of your information is the only valid form of "intellectual property" control. in other words, if i am a major hollywood studio, and i have the files for my new film that no one else has seen, if someone steals those files, i would be the first to support prosecution of the thief. what i do not support is that once the studio releases that movie to the internet, that they have a right to control how those files are used on your computer. if a studio releases the files to projectionists at theaters, they also retain control: they can screen people who enter theater and confiscate recording equipment. that's fair too

    you believe i am a hypocrite because i don't share with you information. this is a gross mischaracterization of what i believe and proves you an ignorant simpleton on the subject matter

    no, i would only be a hypocrite if i shared with you information, and then thought i was still entitled to dictate to you how you use that information once it is under your control

    you don't win arguments by misunderstanding what someone stands for

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  84. It's just as well by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    It' s just as well -- software engineers tend to be Metrosexualless anyway.

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  85. Farmers reply- by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    "From now on, pigs shall be called Rainbow Unicorns."

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  86. How about "Little Boxes!" by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1

    I know, "Little Boxes" they can even use that cute 60s song by Pete Seeger that will draw em in!

    "Little boxes on the hillside,
    Little boxes made of ticky tacky,
    Little boxes on the hillside,
    Little boxes all the same.
    There's a green one and a pink one
    And a blue one and a yellow one,
    And they're all made out of ticky tacky
    And they all look just the same.

    And the people in the houses
    All went to the university,
    Where they were put in boxes
    And they came out all the same,
    And there's doctors and lawyers,
    And business executives,
    And they're all made out of ticky tacky
    And they all look just the same.

    And they all play on the golf course
    And drink their martinis dry,
    And they all have pretty children
    And the children go to school,
    And the children go to summer camp
    And then to the university,
    Where they are put in boxes
    And they come out all the same.

    And the boys go into business
    And marry and raise a family
    In boxes made of ticky tacky
    And they all look just the same.
    There's a green one and a pink one
    And a blue one and a yellow one,
    And they're all made out of ticky tacky
    And they all look just the same." ...umm well, maybe that's a bit too descriptive for it...

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  87. Re:OLD NAME: "METRO" NEW NAME: ? by Froboz23 · · Score: 2

    How about "Windows Phone 8 Phone Graphical GUI Interface for Phones." If it's not already taken.

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  88. Sheesh people by Coppit · · Score: 1

    Instead of assuming that they don't know how to do a web search, isn't it more reasonable to assume that they did it, found 100 references to metro, and decided that they were distinct enough not to be a problem? Remember when Pilot came out, got sued by the Pilot pen company, and became PalmPilot and then just Palm?

    I'm no Microsoft apologist, but let's assume that the company isn't full of complete idiots.

    1. Re:Sheesh people by turkeyfeathers · · Score: 1

      They used Bing for the search... no way they found 100 references.

  89. Trademark is useful by Quila · · Score: 2

    trademark law, copyright law, intellectual property: it is such an absurd, useless pox on civilization.

    Despite corporations seeing it as "property" it has a useful purpose, to keep the consumer from getting ripped off. Otherwise, you could by an expensive Snap-On tool, only to find out it's a cheap pot metal knock-off legally using the Snap-On name. The way it is now, Snap-On will go after the offender in order to protect its name, which protects us, the consumer.

  90. new name: Windows OS/2+ by swschrad · · Score: 1

    tiles and tiles and nothing fun.

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  91. Re:OLD NAME: "METRO" NEW NAME: ? by el+cisne · · Score: 2

    Microsoft(c) Windows(tm) Phone Experience PE Live 2012 - Home Professional Extreme, Version 3.0 (SP 4.32.1.192)

  92. Trademark only applies to a particular industry by Khyber · · Score: 2

    "trademark dispute with Metro AG, a German retail giant."

    And they're just a retailer, not a software and hardware company, so there would be no real confusion to any half-assed consumer.

    Therefore there is no trademark dispute. Microsoft is avoiding this lawsuit even though they're in the right, for once.

    I wonder why they'd avoid this?

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    1. Re:Trademark only applies to a particular industry by Teresita · · Score: 1

      I'm laughing big time, Microsoft sued Lindows because their name rhymed with Windows, now they are getting their ass dragged into court over Metro.

    2. Re:Trademark only applies to a particular industry by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      There's also the NYC Metro System, a part of the Metro Transit Authority. They could've done it, too. Point being: it's a common name, nobody should be using it to describe their product.

      Metro is a truly foolish name. Metros smell like piss, have disturbed disturbing people wandering them, are usually slow and inconvenient, and are generally avoided.

      But, maybe it's just some city's Metro system wanting to avoid the negative stigma of being associated with the negative stigma a Microsoft product? :P

      Personally, I'll just call Windows ME II, aka "Windows? Me-too!" They've done a splendid job of butchering the worst UI concepts from Apple, Unity, and Windows, throwing them into a blender with a bunch of dicks, and coming out with something resembling a product.

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  93. Now if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    only they would get rid of that shitty new interface altogether. No matter what you call it Metro is pure shit.

  94. Metro.... Windows 8 UI... by leon.gandalf · · Score: 0

    No matter what they call it, it still SUCKS.

  95. In the grand tradition of "Wince" and "WIMP"... by quacking+duck · · Score: 2

    "Windows 8 style UI"

    shall become known as "Wait-style UI" or "Weight-style UI"

    1. Re:In the grand tradition of "Wince" and "WIMP"... by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      ...and written "w8" (wait). Brilliant.

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  96. Re:OLD NAME: "METRO" NEW NAME: ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thin crust edition?

  97. Re:OLD NAME: "METRO" NEW NAME: ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amateurs.

    It is clearly going to be called Microsoft Windows 8 2012 SE UI for Tablet, Phone, and Desktop Edition featuring Bing Connectivity (TM) or MW812SEUITPDBC for short.

  98. Re:Wow, what a catchy new name! Win Zebra! by toriver · · Score: 1

    Windows Hip. Because it is hip to be square.

  99. MetroAG by Bleedorang3 · · Score: 1

    MetroAG is the fifth largest retailer in the world. I'm pretty sure it has a little something to do with that. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metro_AG

  100. It was more than a code name, in production use by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    The code name Metro doesn't really tell us anything,

    Yes it does. They have been using Metro with WP7 since launch.

    It describes an interface generally composed of tiles, where more content exists to one side or the other and that content is visually truncated at start so as to reveal you need to scroll to see more.

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  101. how about iMetro? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    how about iMetro?

    That should avoid the trademark issue. The website is already taken though.

  102. Sticking with the "auto-motive" theme - My Vote: by flameproof · · Score: 2

    MS Edsel.

    Or perhaps Windows Pinto . Same kind of late '70's, clunky design, bad color pallet choices. I mean, it's bound to explode in the ass-end eventually, right?

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  103. Good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if it's not the official name, it's the name people know it by, and they're going to continue using it whether it's officially sanctioned or not.

  104. Re:The Metro by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

    It's called The Metro in Kansas City as well.

  105. everything from 1928 to infinity from here on out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Steamboat Willie MUST be DEFENDED at ALL COSTS!!!


    everbody, everwhere, steal this plot!

    Mickey Mouse pilots a river steamboat, suggesting that he himself is the captain. He cheerfully whistles "Steamboat Bill" and sounds the boat's three whistles. Soon the real captain appears (Pete) and angrily orders Mickey off the bridge. Mickey makes a Bronx cheer at Pete, and then Pete kicks him, making him fall down the stairs, slip on a bar of soap on the boat's deck and land in a bucket of water. A parrot makes fun of him, and Mickey throws the bucket over the bird.

    Now piloting the steamboat himself, Pete bites off some chewing tobacco and spits into the wind. The spit flies backward and rings the boat's bell. Amused by this Pete spits again, but it hits him in the face.

    The steamboat makes a stop at "Podunk Landing" to pick up a cargo of various livestock. Just as they set off again, Minnie appears, running to catch the boat before it leaves. Mickey does not see her in time, but she runs after the boat along the shore and Mickey takes her on board using the cargo crane.

    Landing on deck, Minnie accidentally drops a guitar and some sheet music for the song "Turkey in the Straw" which are eaten by a goat. The two mice use the goat's body as a phonograph which they play by turning the animal's tail like a crank. Mickey uses various objects on the boat as percussion accompaniment and "plays" the animals like musical instruments.

    Finally an unamused Captain Pete appears and puts Mickey to work peeling potatoes. In the potato bin, the same parrot from before appears in the port hole and mocks Mickey again. The mouse throws a partially peeled potato at him, knocking him into the river below. The film ends with Mickey laughing at the sound of the bird struggling in the water.

  106. Re:New Name by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 1

    Nahhh, for an interface that atrocious I suggest they just go whole hog and call it "Gay".

  107. Re:OLD NAME: "METRO" NEW NAME: ? by Froboz23 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft needs to succeed in the smartphone market, so it's essential that they emphasize the phone capabilities in their product names. With this in mind, the GUI name should be:

    "Phone Phone Phone Phone Phone Phone Phone Windows 8 Phone Phone Outlook XBox Phone Phone Phone Bing Phone Phone GUI and Phone."

    Lovely Phone. Wonderful Phone.

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  108. Re:Hows the Obama doing for unemployed geeks? by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

    No, that's called the bible.

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  109. That's just the pc cover story by hawk · · Score: 1

    The *real* reason is that metro was taking an hour or two to groom himself on every boot . . . they got worried about this even before they discovered what his hair dryer was doing to the power budget on handhelds . . .

    hawk

  110. MeToo by 12WTF$ · · Score: 2

    Innovation by copying.
    I suggest they rename it MeToo

    This is a wonderous name as it also harkens back to those halcyon days before XP, as in
    ME 2.0

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  111. Oh my God by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 2

    Someone has already thought to use the name Metro for a company who would have thought?

    Seriously though there is a crap load of "Metro" companies that I know of:

    LA Metro (among others)
    Metro PCS
    Metro a grocery chain in Toronto area
    Metro in Germany
    Metro (a collection of urban newspapers in Canada (and probably elsewhere))

    I realise the law is ridiculous but it seems silly that you could get sued for a name of feature of a product because someone's regional company has the same name. I'm pretty sure someone has a company named Windows.

    1. Re:Oh my God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are not allowed to use the term 'Windows' anymore. And certainly not WindowTM. We only have 'objects and utilities which control weather and the ingress and egress of airflow'.

  112. Re:OLD NAME: "METRO" NEW NAME: ? by Waccoon · · Score: 3, Funny

    I propose "Trainwreck".

    The theme is still consistent with the original name, but with... a twist. YEEEEEEAAAHHH

  113. They should stop confusing people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I write code for a living and yet window's terminology count goes beyond a programming language's dictionary. They should have kept "Bing" for their search engine, they should have kept "Microsoft Live" for the msn stuff, and they should have just kept "metro" or whatever they want for their UI. They change names around and it gets confusing. It's not edgy, it's terrible. The names have all been terrible so far but at least "Metro" could have been used for say, an augmented reality app? I swear they just put words in a hat and then draw one out for whatever idea they have and name it that. They may even have a second hat that gives it an expiration date. Microsoft sounds so disorganized these days, I'm really, really sad to believe this.

  114. Botro would be more appropriate by DerUberTroll · · Score: 0

    With the bots and all.

  115. Re:OLD NAME: "METRO" NEW NAME: ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the way it looks, how about changing the name of the whole thing from "Windows" to "Boxes"?

  116. A better name would be... by xkpe · · Score: 1

    ... retro.

  117. This happens all the time in technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anybody remember what the Wii was called before it was the Wii? I don't, but I remember everybody got in a giant uproar about how the developer name was so much better than the new name.

    We forget how websites looked before their layout changes, we forgot what products were called before their commercial release. It's not new and it doesn't really affect anything so don't see why people are reacting this way.