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Meat the Food of the Future

Hugh Pickens writes writes "BBC reports that rising food prices, the growing population, and environmental concerns are just a few issues that have food futurologists thinking about what we will eat in the future and how we will eat it. In the UK, meat prices are anticipated to have a huge impact on our diets as some in the food industry prognosticate meat prices could double in the next five to seven years, making meat a luxury item. 'In the West many of us have grown up with cheap, abundant meat,' says Morgaine Gaye. 'Rising prices mean we are now starting to see the return of meat as a luxury. As a result we are looking for new ways to fill the meat gap.' Insects will become a staple of our diet. They cost less to raise than cattle, consume less water and do not have much of a carbon footprint. Plus, there are an estimated 1,400 species that are edible to man. 'Things like crickets and grasshoppers will be ground down and used as an ingredient in things like burgers.' But insects will need an image overhaul if they are to become more palatable to the squeamish Europeans and North Americans, says Gaye. 'They will become popular when we get away from the word insects and use something like mini-livestock (PDF).' Another alternative would be lab grown meat as a recent study by Oxford University found growing meat in a lab rather than slaughtering animals would significantly reduce greenhouse gases, energy consumption and water use. Prof Mark Post, who led the Dutch team of scientists at Maastricht University that grew strips of muscle tissue using stem cells taken from cows, says he wants to make lab meat "indistinguishable" from the real stuff, but it could potentially look very different. Finally algae could provide a solution to some the world's most complex problems, including food shortages as some in the sustainable food industry predict algae farming could become the world's biggest cropping industry. Like insects, algae could be worked into our diet without us really knowing by using seaweed granules to replace salt in bread and processed foods. 'The great thing about seaweed is it grows at a phenomenal rate,' says Dr Craig Rose, executive director of the Seaweed Health Foundation. 'It's the fastest growing plant on earth.'"

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  1. Hey, just market bugs as by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Land Lobsters.(They're both arthropods) Then you can charge a premium for them.

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    1. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But why? If human kind managed to get most of the way to today without McDonald's 'burgers', could we not go back to fruits and grains and the occasional wooly mammoth of our ancestors?

      We know a lot about nutrition - we don't need animal protein to survive. Although, personally, life without an Egg McMuffin may well not be worth it.

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    2. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

      Although "Mosquito McMuffin" does have a certain ring to it....

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    3. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by CheshireDragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have managed to ditch fast food for the last 3yrs, lost some weight and don't miss it one bit.
      However, I am a carnivore and I will not give up my Chicken, red meat and the occasional Pork item(usually bacon or sausage).

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    4. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by jedidiah · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I suppose you could try and eat like your ancestors. Do you want to live like them too?

      I think that's the part people are missing here. It's like a bunch of people at the SCA or Ren fair acting like they all would be Lords and Ladies when in fact they would be the nearly starving peasants.

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    5. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Dragonslicer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Land Lobsters.(They're both arthropods) Then you can charge a premium for them.

      I think that would complete the circle. Lobsters used to be called the cockroaches of the sea. They were considered just barely good enough to give to your slaves.

    6. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by NoiseCounsellor · · Score: 1

      "They will become popular when we get away from the word insects and use something like mini-livestock" Carlin saw it coming, I guess: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67k9eEw9AY

    7. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've had chilli flavoured oven baked mealworms, very tasty, similar to savoury popcorn. Locusts aren't bad either, although a little overly-crunchy in parts. Termites, ants, various mosquito/midge types and even arachnids are popular in various parets of the world. Far more efficient to produce than cow too.

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    8. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't piss on an EggMcMuffin if it was on fire. You can, however, take my animal protein from my cold dead hands ;)

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    9. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by TheLink · · Score: 5, Informative

      Who apparently weren't too happy about it:
      http://traveltips.usatoday.com/history-maine-lobster-21560.html

      During colonial times, lobster was food for the poverty stricken, prisoners and indentured servants. In the Massachusetts colony that encompassed the land that became known as Maine, indentured servants protested and had instructions written in to their seven-year contracts that they would not be forced to eat lobster more than three times a week.

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    10. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by digitig · · Score: 1

      You can, however, take my animal protein from my cold dead hands ;)

      As you wish...

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    11. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      One major difference between then and now is that lobsters used to be cooked significantly longer (on the order of an hour) by boiling. Overcooking lobster makes for a rubbery nasty tasting meal. A lobster today is steam for 12-20 minutes (depending on who you talk to) making for a much more tender, tasty meal.

      PS - size is everything. In this case, smaller lobster = sweeter and more tender. Typically you can get a better price for them too.

    12. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      Yep, prawns are the cockroaches of the sea...

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    13. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just call the splash of red "High Iron Tomato Sauce"

    14. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by zippthorne · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's probably not environmentally friendly, but I recommend you also try some animals not in the "big four," if you haven't already. I have found that when people describe things as, "gamey," what they mean is that it doesn't taste like dry, bland, overcooked chicken. Oddly, some of those same people will occasionally complain that "everything tastes like chicken..."

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    15. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      However, I am a carnivore and I will not give up my Chicken, red meat and the occasional Pork item(usually bacon or sausage).

      There's a lot of people who say things like this. The point of the article is that lots of those people will start to change their tune once it costs $30/meal to eat chicken. Perhaps not in our lifetime, but it's coming unless we can figure out how to stop growing our population. The earth can support a lot more people than we have today--and somewhat sustainably too. But it can't do it with meat. So meat will get expensive enough that it prices the lower 95% of the earth's population out of being able to eat meat...or at least the meats we eat today.

      Hope you're either rich or like the taste of exoskeleton, cause otherwise you'll be eating a primarily vegetarian diet.

    16. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Aighearach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I will not give up my Chicken, red meat and the occasional Pork item.

      You will if it gets priced off the market and farmers switch to raising grasshoppers because they can do more volume.

    17. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      8 o'clock on Saturday, down at the monument in the English Garden. Let me know who'll be your second and your choice of weapons. I do have a nice pair of dueling pistols here, if you should be so inclined.

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    18. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by mcneely.mike · · Score: 1

      Camel Toes!(They are delicious) My wife doesn't charge me anything at all.

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    19. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by digitig · · Score: 1

      Tsk. If I tell you all that, you might not get your wish!

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    20. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by sycodon · · Score: 2

      It will never cost $30 a meal unless the government interferes with the producers.

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    21. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by sycodon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The article is garbage and the latest in a long line of "we're all going to die" crap.

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    22. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      It's actually quite simple to raise a small number of food animals yourself. It's much harder not to become attached to them as pets. I know quite a few people who have a couple chickens in their back yard, or a pig as a 'pet'.

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    23. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Homo industrius

      Hm, is that like the construction worker in the Village People?

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    24. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Raumkraut · · Score: 2

      It was very nice of you to offer the flesh off your hands, but how do you expect him to remove them, chill them, and extract the protein, with duelling pistols?

    25. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Only USA Today would quote a floral designer on the history of crustaceans.

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    26. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Convector · · Score: 1

      I don't think we're likely to have the occasional woolly mammoth of our ancestors. But I'll agree with the spirit of your suggestion.

    27. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Do you want flies with that?"

    28. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Shark · · Score: 2

      The government already interferes with the producers. Other than that I agree with you.

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    29. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      "It will never cost $30 a meal unless the government interferes with the producers."

      You mean, stop paying billions of subsidies to the farmers that grow the food that the animals eat?

    30. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Patch86 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why not? Things get more expensive sometimes- it can happen to meat.

      Fun fact is that oysters used to be a peasant food in the UK- there are old recipes for things like "beef and oyster pie", where the oysters were used to bulk out the mega-expensive beef. Now beef is cheap, and oysters are a hugely expensive luxury item; those peasant recipes would cost £100's to cook at today's prices. That had nothing to do with the government.

      Meat could go back that way again (and oysters won't be coming back down). We'll have to adjust our diets again- and your choice will be either going back to the mostly turnip-based diet of our ancestors, or finding something new to eat with all our modern knowledge.

    31. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by hazah · · Score: 2

      The reason people come back to MacShits is pretty simple. Much like tobacco, the first puff usually makes one cough their heart out... but we see a lot of smokers around. I would imagine that while eating it all the time makes a person feel unpleasant in a certain way, which they get used to over the years. Then when the crap-filled food is missing, they feel even worse as it shocks their bodies, so to them, the fastfood makes them feel relatively better. That's why it's pretty much concidered an addiction.

    32. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by hazah · · Score: 1

      Yes, let us not be good people and neighbours. Let us be assholes and proud of it.

    33. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There's no such thing as a "balanced vegetarian diat". Humans are omnivores, not herbivores. We can survive on plants alone but it's not good for us.

      By all means, if you have ethical/religious reasons to abstain from eating meat, do so. But don't try to pretend that it's what Nature meant for us all along, or somesuch bullshit.

    34. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by BlueStrat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's actually quite simple to raise a small number of food animals yourself.

      In the US, many if not most suburban areas, and nearly all cities, forbid keeping farm animals e.g. chickens, pigs, goats, etc. even as pets.

      Long before people start eating cricket-burgers they'll be engaging in the black market for meats, which will spur increases in things like armed meat-truck hijackings, warehouse/store burglaries/robberies, corruption, and further degradation of the social structure and needless deaths as respect for the rule of law evaporates.

      Here's a novel idea...

      How about we instead make the government quit screwing around with things that make meat prices (and energy, housing, clothing, healthcare, education, etc etc) increase as a way for them to increase their power and control over the population?

      More freedom, more meat.

      Just sayin'

      Strat

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    35. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by CAIMLAS · · Score: 5, Informative

      Slaves hated Lobster for much the same reasons that people today prefer things like beef or "rabbit starvation" is named after rabbits.

      Lobsters, like rabbits, have very low fat content. If your meat does not have fat, you are going to have to figure out how you're going to get fat into your diet.

      Substituting starches for fats is not going to help you long-term. Your body will convert those starches into fat, yes - but the body will store it and not use it directly. You'll end up being hungry shortly after eating. You'll also end up suffering mental disorders due to fat nutrient deficiency over time.

      But yeah. Lobster's great and all, but there's a damn good reason people dip it in butter sauce.

      Eating a diet of bugs will suffer the same problem. They have zero fat.

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    36. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Do you want flies with that?"

      I think you meant..."Do you want flied lice with that...?"

      Often heard at the local chinese takeouts around here...

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    37. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      Camel Toes!(They are delicious) My wife doesn't charge me anything at all.

      Which links back to the cheese racing argument earlier very nicely.

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    38. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by WillyWanker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People simply will not tolerate being vegetarians, especially if it's not by their choosing. This article is complete and total bullshit. It's just more paranoid delusions, fear mongering, and doomsaying.

      As far as I can tell meat prices aren't rising any faster than any other food products. The cost of ALL food is going up. And last time I checked it's significantly more expensive to eat vegetarian, as fresh fruits and vegetables cost a whole lot more per usable pound than meat and we need to eat a lot more of it to get comparable nutrition. What do you think is going to happen to vegetable prices if demand skyrockets due to untenable meat prices? No, humans will simply adapt to eating less meat and/or lower quality meat.

      Sorry, this whole thing is simply bullshit, plain and simple. Insects and algae have NEVER been a staple of the human diet and never will be, no matter what this idiot thinks.

    39. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      This article isn't suggesting that policy be made to force people to stop eating meat. It's suggesting that the natural consequence of over-population will be competition for resources and that resources like meat which take so much more unrefined resources (water, land, etc) to produce will become the most scarce. In our free market system, this equates to higher prices. You'll still be free to eat it as much as you're able to, but you may find that you don't want to spend every cent you earn on food just to remain a carnivore.

      Perhaps if we quit exporting so much of our food overseas...then nature itself will take care of the overpopulation of the world in places that can't sustain its own populations?

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    40. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      PS - size is everything. In this case, smaller lobster = sweeter and more tender.

      Mmm, lobster version of veal.

      PS, your 'PS' above is not, as it does not come after your signature.

      Wait...

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    41. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      That's unlikely to happen before vegetables hit similar prices.

      We do not have enough arable land for everyone to be a vegetarian. Not all the world's farmland is rolling midwest cornfields.

    42. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Just saying.

      you ruined everything you said with the last sentence, nullifying any credence.

      *shakes head*

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    43. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by NFN_NLN · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of people who say things like this. The point of the article is that lots of those people will start to change their tune once it costs $30/meal to eat chicken. Perhaps not in our lifetime, but it's coming unless we can figure out how to stop growing our population. The earth can support a lot more people than we have today--and somewhat sustainably too. But it can't do it with meat. So meat will get expensive enough that it prices the lower 95% of the earth's population out of being able to eat meat...or at least the meats we eat today.

      Hope you're either rich or like the taste of exoskeleton, cause otherwise you'll be eating a primarily vegetarian diet.

      Please, please, please make a rule that food stamps can't be used for meat; only vegetables and insects.
      The look on peoples faces before they riot will be priceless.

      One of two things will happen. People will start having less kids so they can afford meat -OR- people will start killing each other over KFC. Either way, the population with stabilize itself :). If they thought gang fueled drug wars were out of hand, try taking away chicken.

    44. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by foofish · · Score: 1

      Of course, if more farmland was used for growing edible vegetables instead of corn and grain for livestock consumption, the price of fruit and veggies would probably go down quite a bit.

      And in regard to your opening sentence, if people are forced to become vegetarian by a means other than their own choosing (market shortages, etc), how exactly will they not tolerate it? I mean, they won't have a choice, right?

    45. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by foofish · · Score: 1

      How about we instead make the government quit screwing around with things that make meat prices (and energy, housing, clothing, healthcare, education, etc etc) increase as a way for them to increase their power and control over the population?

      More freedom, more meat.

      Just sayin'

      Strat

      You realize that the "government screwing around" is what keeps meat prices as LOW as they are, right? Meat would already be a lot more expensive if not for corn and grain subsidies...

    46. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't piss on an EggMcMuffin if it was on fire.

      That's a shame. It would probably improve it.

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    47. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by loufoque · · Score: 1

      You could also try not to overcook your meat, and eat it very rare like it's meant to be eaten.

    48. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by bbelt16ag · · Score: 1

      um seriously its already 20 bucks for a decent meal with a steak.. that includes the sides and the freaking tip... ten more bucks it not far away..

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    49. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by hey! · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Gamey" to me means it has a metallic, "liver-ish" aftertaste. But I happen to like that. Most Americans won't touch organ meat, but you get a hint of that flavor in game muscle tissue.

      I once had a huge wild duck pig-out with a hunter friend of mine. The drumsticks, which wild ducks hardly use, were indistinguishable from domestic duck. If anything they were sweeter. The breast (which the animal uses to fly) was a much more powerful muscle, and it was distinctly gamey. I actually enjoyed the gamey breast better, because domestic duck I can have any day of the week. It also helped that the duck was cooked to perfection -- there isn't a lot of margin for error in cooking game if you don't want it to end up like shoe leather. This was at a Chinese restaurant that was willing to cook its customers game -- how cool is that?

      I've had rattlesnake, which wasn't exactly chicken-like, but it did have a remote resemblance. I think the "tastes like chicken" thing means "leaner than marbled beef". When I was young, pork tasted quite different than it does now. Hog farmers, conscious of the negative public attitude toward fat, are producing lean pork that is very close to chicken in flavor. Recently I had some wild boar, and it was a revelation. The flavor was so intense I wasn't sure at first that I liked it. Imagine the taste difference between a pork chop and a chicken breast, then multiply that by 100x.

      The plant equivalent of chicken, by the way, is "asparagus". For some reason many wild plants seem to remind people of asparagus.

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    50. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      I think it's way better than MosqMuffin myself ...

    51. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by rycamor · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ironically, the best beef for you is not from a cow being fed corn from giant trough which is also sludged up with manure, dead cow parts, and days-old standing water. How about a cow eating grass, seeing as they happen to be ruminants?

      So yes, GOOD meat would be less expensive if the government stopped subsidizing the corn industries. In fact, the whole idea of massive farms growing nothing but corn is the stupidest waste of land possible. Corn has very low benefit for both humans and cows, but it just happens to be easy to ship long-distance. Ask yourself "Why do they need subsidies to survive?" It's just like the "too big to fail" banking system that must be subsidized at the cost of huge segments of our economy. Politics and power never seem to collude in our benefit.

      The whole concept of the monoculture industrial farming system has ruined generations of farmland. The age-old concept of rotational grazing as well as other sustainable methods has actually been shown to produce much more return for square acre than typical large-scale industrial farming, but our whole government and food-regulation system makes it very hard for these kinds of farms to compete. Check out Joel Salatin's book "Everything I Want to do is Illegal".

    52. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Skal+Tura · · Score: 2, Insightful

      here in Finland meat prices have increased a lot faster than other foods. Eating meat is kind of expensive now.
      Not only that, we had a big shortage of pork and pork based products this summer ... there simply wasn't enough :(

      Eating vegan (or vegetarian) is actually very cheap. Soy, rice + seasoning, and you got yourself a decent tasting meal which costs next to nothing.
      Yea, i used i to eat mostly vegan for years.

    53. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Soluzar · · Score: 1

      They could choose to "not tolerate it" by hunting animals and eating what they kill. They might not do so legally, but it seems this will probably be an option.

    54. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Soluzar · · Score: 1

      How much less for a comparable steak and sides at home, though?

    55. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      While you need some fresh fruit and vegetables, let's talk about protein.

      For less than a $1/lbs I can get some dried beans, that when cooked wille come out to 5-6cups of cooked beans. Ignoring the cooking costs(which you get with meat and everything else that needs to be cooked) I can eat for -far less- than a meat eater.

      It's not significantly more expensive to eat vegetarian. The same is true if you cut back on meat and replace it with some beans / lentils / staple crops. It will cost you less to eat meat the way you eat it then than it does for other meat eaters.

      Just because I'm vegetarian I have to have the expensive stuff -all the time- ??

    56. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by jxander · · Score: 1

      Hey now ... it's not paranoid delusions : it's extrapolating

      P.S. oblig

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    57. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      I'll never understand why people enjoy eating lobsters. It's cultural, I'm sure. Lobster has been defined as a luxury dish, so people want it. Lobsters are giant freaking bugs, man. They have creepy claws and EYESTALKS, for God's sake. Totally gross.

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    58. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by AssholeMcGee+ · · Score: 1

      I guess I could add that I knew a butcher and he always had inside info on pricing.. I was told that mad cow scare was just that a scare tactic to raise the price of beef way up. It seems the power at be have to use excuses to raise the prices instead of just saying the real reasons why the want to raise prices. To me this makes no sense but they keep on with it? I am not arrogant I know mad cow is real, just mentioning they use it as a scare tactic to jack the price up.

    59. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Revenge is a dish best served cold.

    60. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by WillyWanker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Eating like that is a one-way ticket to nutritional deficits. And what if you don't like soy? Or are allergic to soy? Or don't want the potential hormonal problems that comes with eating too much soy if you're a guy? Tough shit? Sorry, but no.

    61. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by WillyWanker · · Score: 1

      They will either take matters into their own hands or stage a public outcry, forcing political pressure on those that would find a way to rectify the problem. Human beings are quite a resourceful lot. It may involve a drastic paradigm shift in agriculture, but whatever is necessary will be done. Humans aren't herbivores and never will be.

    62. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of that country called New Zealand ? In the 80s its state was paying out through the nose to subsidy the local lamb and mutton industry, so much so that these subsidies amounted to most of the cattle farmers' incomes. Then the country ran out of money and had to cut all subsidies, entirely. Doom-sayers were all too eager to predict the death of this industry and prices of lamb meat going through the roof, just like you're doing.

      Turned out that not even 1% of the farms went out of business, and prices remained stable. Even in the face of steep competition from the rest of the world (the state also dropped its heavy tarriffs while cutting subsidies), the cattle farmers are doing great and new-zealand lamb meat is famous all over the world.

    63. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 3, Informative

      Slaves hated Lobster for much the same reasons that people today prefer things like beef or "rabbit starvation" is named after rabbits.

      Lobsters, like rabbits, have very low fat content. If your meat does not have fat, you are going to have to figure out how you're going to get fat into your diet.

      Substituting starches for fats is not going to help you long-term. Your body will convert those starches into fat, yes - but the body will store it and not use it directly. You'll end up being hungry shortly after eating. You'll also end up suffering mental disorders due to fat nutrient deficiency over time.

      But yeah. Lobster's great and all, but there's a damn good reason people dip it in butter sauce.

      Eating a diet of bugs will suffer the same problem. They have zero fat.

      That is absolutely not true. But let's skip that for a second, and address it as if it were true.

      Those problems can be solved by efficiently and economicallyenriching the food with fats. Notice the words "efficiently and economically". This is a problem we can solve much better than our predecessors. There are quite a few sources of fat that are relatively cheap to mass produce - flax seeds, jojoba, algae, fruit seeds (from which oil is currently extracted for addition to pet food/animal fodder), palm kernels, grasses seeds, hemp seeds, plant roots. Many vegetable things that are not considered edible can be processed to extract edible oils.

      Also, there is algae and krill that could be economically harvested and mixed with insect food.

      But going back to your original claim, the claim that insects have zero fat is unsubstantiated. Grubs and pupae are known for their enormous fats and protein content, with the iconic Australian Wichetty grub leading the - moth larvae, rhino beetle worm, silk worm, termites, agave worm, ant and bee pupae and many others to name a few. Insect eggs could also be exploited that way.

      You sir, are wrong-o.

    64. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by flyneye · · Score: 2

      Snake is often overlooked and not unpleasant. Bear is the most delicious steak I have ever eaten. I am all for removing restrictions on shark fishing and using the stupid bunny huggers that called for it, to chum the water.
              We should also make better use of the big 4 and what parts we consume. People forget, "mountain oysters" are absolutely wonderful and one of the best parts of any beef, pork, or mutton. People are beginning to warm to chicken "gizzards and livers" why not beef "honeycomb tripe"? Its in your Menudo and Pho, so why not some domestic dishes? Beef tongue makes the best roast beef sandwich you EVER had. Pork trotters? You betcha, in stew, pickled or barbecued and don't forget the ears and skin in the deep fryer.
      The very most tender beef, cheek meat is a delicacy your crock-pot deserves. The stuff just melts in your mouth.

      Bugs are nasty, don't put that in your mouth, What's the matter with you? They told you what in some slashdot article? BWAHAHAHAHA! Freakin' Repubmocrats gonna have you eatin bugs , if you keep electing them. Don't say I didn't warn you!

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    65. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 2

      Beer is a dish best served cold.

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    66. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      There is some logic to it: what is healthy to eat is closely connected to your activities and your environment (in -30C / 0F the same activity requires more energy than in a 18C conditioned home). So it may be so that the caveman diet is only healthy if you live as a caveman.
      Warning: I have done nor read any research on the topic. I am no expert in the field.

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    67. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what the nutrient mix is, but regardless, rabbit starvation is a result of eating only one food, and that being deficient in one particular nutrient (in the case of rabbits, some fat-soluble acids). If you're still eating a little fruit and veg etc with your insects you should be fine.

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    68. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by mws1066 · · Score: 1

      And how about the hormonal problems from eating all that hormone-laced meat?

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    69. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by White+Yeti · · Score: 1

      Cannibalism will clear up all my symptoms? There must be a downside...

    70. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Wait 'til chickienobs get here.

    71. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Algae of course could be your solution. The whole principle behind using algae is to use it as a starting point, genetically engineering it's characteristics to mimic various food items. There are more complex varieties of algae that incorporate stalks, leaves and storage pods. Engineering could for example alter the stalks to store carbohydrates and be processed as a flour substitute, alter the leaves to match leafy vegetables and tweak those storage pods to produce and store fruit, meat and dairy substitutes. Tweak all of the above to mimic, a full range of foods flavours. The scope for controlled algae engineering is enormous and far beyond the simplistic scope of soylent green.

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    72. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      The other response from the AC covers it rather better than I can. Suffice it to say that if you can grow arable crops on a typical hill farm, you've got some sort of magic touch. As for me, I'm going to keep grazing animals on the rough moorland, because I've got a pretty good idea what sort of carbon footprint cultivating it for arable crops would have.

    73. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by randyleepublic · · Score: 2

      Soy is poison! Force me to eat soy, and I'm going out shooting.

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    74. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

      If your meat does not have fat, you are going to have to figure out how you're going to get fat into your diet.

      You'll also end up suffering mental disorders due to fat nutrient deficiency over time.

      That is absolutely not true. But let's skip that for a second, and address it as if it were true.

      Those problems can be solved by efficiently and economicallyenriching the food with fats. Notice the words "efficiently and economically". This is a problem we can solve much better than our predecessors. There are quite a few sources of fat that are relatively cheap to mass produce - flax seeds, jojoba, algae, fruit seeds (from which oil is currently extracted for addition to pet food/animal fodder), palm kernels, grasses seeds, hemp seeds, plant roots. Many vegetable things that are not considered edible can be processed to extract edible oils.

      This is true, but why is it true? You're going to need the right kinds of fat, mostly the ones that most Americans don't get. Most Americans have a diet way too rich in saturated fat and not enough of the healthy fats known as essential fatty acids (Omega-3 and Omega-6). There also appears to be evidence that a diet high in saturated fat can cause cancer tumors to resist treatment whereas a diet low in saturated fat seems to slow or even retard growth. Also, the brain needs a diet with the proper ratio of Omega-3 to Omega-6 EFAs to properly function. Hemp seeds are one of the few foods known with this proper ratio.

      The proportions of linoleic acid and alpha-linolenic acid in one tablespoon per day (15 ml) of hempseed oil easily provides human daily requirements for EFAs. Unlike flaxseed oil, hempseed oil can be used continuously without developing a deficiency or other imbalance of EFAs. This has been demonstrated in a clinical study, where the daily ingestion of flaxseed oil decreased the endogenous production of GLA.[6] Source

      I'm a huge proponent of hemp seed (for food and fuel), alfalfa (one of the most nutrient-dense foods that helps create and preserve topsoil), and algae (also incredibly nutrient-dense with a lot of protein). I just wish more knew about these wonderful foods.

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    75. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by dylan_- · · Score: 1

      oysters are a hugely expensive luxury item; those peasant recipes would cost £100's to cook at today's prices

      Well, £4 anyway. Maybe if you're cooking for 400?

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    76. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      In the US, many if not most suburban areas, and nearly all cities, forbid keeping farm animals e.g. chickens, pigs, goats, etc. even as pets

      I have relatives that started raising hens (for eggs, not meat), in the middle of Indianapolis. They were able to use space next to a warehouse- I'm assuming many of the ordinances against animals are for residential land.

      (This is offered more as an anecdote than an argument against your point, but maybe someone has more experience with urban livestock who could add something).

    77. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by BranMan · · Score: 1

      Normally, raw food costs in a restaurant are on the order of 25-30% IIRC. That would mean it would be around $7, maybe up to $10 as the restaurants get bulk discounts we don't.

    78. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by RavenLoon · · Score: 1

      Although "Mosquito McMuffin" does have a certain ring to it....

      Hey! That's my drag name! Where's that DMCA thingy...

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    79. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      here in Finland meat prices have increased a lot faster than other foods. Eating meat is kind of expensive now. Not only that, we had a big shortage of pork and pork based products this summer

      Blame the Jews

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    80. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      I have a chicken sitting next to my keyboard as I type this. They make magnificent pets and they can be trained.

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    81. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Industrial farming has also led to the need for Kevlar Tyres on tractors.

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    82. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      You can, however, take my animal protein from my cold dead hands ;)

      I would much prefer your liver

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    83. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      No it's getting you ready for the major changes that Agenda 21 will be bringing to a supermarket near you

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    84. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Meski · · Score: 1

      Everything in moderation. (interesting)

      If you ate lobster as every maine meal, you'd write that into your contract too. Although, I did not realise slaves had contracts.

    85. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by rycamor · · Score: 1

      Bizarre. Every time I read something new about industrial farming I get more weirded out by the whole situation. The connection modern farming has with the simple honest-hard-working-folk kind of farming I knew as a kid is just... gone. It's like we're farming on the surface of Mars or something.

    86. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      I guess that you know of the cattle killing cyanide producing Texan grass. Like your surface of Mars analogy things are just getting weird and I cannot see them improving in the short term. Personally I am betting on seeing world wide misery, starvation, and death within this decade. I suspect mankind's arrogant belief that he can bend nature to his every whim will be the chief cause. Then again I am an optimist.

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    87. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by WorBlux · · Score: 1

      You already eat insects. Most plant based foods contain insects or insect parts. Insects tend to have a very high concentration of omega 3 and 6 unsaturated fatty acids. Entomophagy is likely the reason humans were able to support such a large brain development. But they'll probably be processed to resemble protein sources we already eat. They will be many time cheaper, healthier, and may even taste better than mammalian meats. Insects are the most effecient transformers of plant matter into a complete protein. Bacteria also may be engineered to digest non-food products, and then processed to create foodstuff.. Really the ultimate limit to food is energy, rather than land or water.

    88. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by forebees · · Score: 1

      Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

      All this comment shows is your lack of knowledge of a balanced vegetarian diet.

    89. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by WorBlux · · Score: 1

      Rabbit has about 5/6ths of it's calories in protein. 1/6 in fat Cricket has about 2/5ths protein and the rest in fat and carbs. A lot more tolerable. Could actually provide caloric needs on a sedentary person on cricket alone. Still best to limit intake to half a pound a day. Use grains and vegatables to fill in the rest.

    90. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by forebees · · Score: 1

      Oh, Witchetty grubs. Never eaten them but friends have. Said they tasted, urm, fatty :))

      I fascinated by the number of 'you'll take my meat from my cold, dead hands" (well, that's what will happen) and "Ye canny do that. It's agin all the laws of physics" (suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure) type of comments.

      Some of the posters write as if meat is the only thing they eat all day every day and as if that's needed to keep them healthy .

    91. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by TheLink · · Score: 1

      When can we stop eating corpses?

      Over your dead body?

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    92. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by rycamor · · Score: 1

      That depends on a few variables of economics. Demand is already up for grass-fed beef among a small part of the population--essentially there is more demand than there is production, and grass-fed beef is at least twice the cost of regular beef. If large-scale rotational farming came back into vogue, we would have much more production of grass-fed beef, so it might be enough to meet the demand. Also, the economy would no longer be subject to the *extensive* drain of corn and grain subsidies.

    93. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      I'm older than most of you and remember when lobster was peasant food on Long Island, NY. Back in the 50s early 60s, lived in Patchogue and an uncle had a charter fishing boat. He ran lobster pots also and that was what was for dinner, lobster stew, and more than once a week.

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    94. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Yes, we get a bit of insect protein by chance in our food.
      But driving across our state recently I see much pastureland without beef on it. Just need a motivated rancher.
      Chicken and fish breed prolifically. Just need motivated farmers.
      Pigs, well I just don't care. Llama and Emu are specialty livestock here now. Emu tastes alright.
      I think insects are Waaaaay ahead of their time. Marketing them will be a bitch no matter what. A large chunk of the world
      has religious aversion to eating them.( Not Kosher) The rest of the not-third-world will just say YUK and send it back to you.
      Try bug treats in the third world where they already eat bugs. I notice we haven't glommed on to this cultural delicacy in the centuries we've known about it. Not about to happen now, even with clever marketing.
      I'm pretty sure we will starve before eating bugs here.

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    95. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by kubernet3s · · Score: 1

      Dude, there's something wrong with you. When food prices go up, meat prices go up MORE. It scales, it doesn't add. If the price of all commodities double, suddenly you don't have enough left over to buy meat after buying your staples (because, as much as it may disturb you, meat is not a staple, it is indeed a luxury food. Grains and root vegetables are the most important and nutritious, followed very far behind by animal products). Do you really think people will continue to eat beef after the best we can afford is that traditionally reserved for dog food? And do you really think people will be content with eating meat a few times a year while turning their noses up at synthetic substitutes? What kind of world do you live in where humans are willing to contort their own comfort just to support some weird prejudice you seem to have against eating things without cute faces?

      As for the price of a vegetarian diet, you should check again. "Fresh fruits and vegetables" are not something unique to a vegetarian diet, nor are they the thing that vegetarians fill their diet with in lieu of meat. What they DO fill it with, high protein cereal grains and legumes, are indeed much cheaper than meat (Oats, which are up to 26% whole protein comparable to legumes and soy, goes for about 80c a pound, and that's the cost to the consumer). If you try to eat apples and lettuce to replace meat, you're an idiot, and deserve to have your diet bankrupt you. If, however, you eat small but regular portions of fresh vegetables, you will be healthier, no matter where you derive your protein from.

      And this is backed up historically: poor people couldn't afford meat. If you think that poor people will be poorer if they don't eat meat now, you've either never been poor, or you're poor because you're retarded.

      And as for algae and insects: insects indeed have served and continue to serve as a source of protein for many societies present and past. And people already eat seaweed in the form of nori, which has historically been an important source of nutrients traditionally derived from marine sources. Though I don't imagine you've read this far, and are probably off getting stuff from the dollar menu. "Wow" you are saying "only a dollar for a cheeseburger! Let's see those tree-hugging vegetarians get a balanced meal for so little. I just have to eat four or five of these a day, and I'll be well fed AND have just barely enough to pay off my bariatry deductible."

    96. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by WorBlux · · Score: 1

      chocolate covered ants are actually pretty good.

    97. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I will not give up my Chicken, red meat and the occasional Pork item(usually bacon or sausage).

      But you will have to pay more for it. And the articles in question (they come around regularly) are predicting that meat prices will increase faster than general inflation. Not being much of a foodie, I don't pay much attention to such things, but I do think that is what has been happening for decades anyway.

      Incidentally, I don't know what the regulations are in your country, but here, you can describe something as "sausage" if it contains as little as 18% "meat." It may even be as little as 13% (IANA-foodie, as I said a few moments ago). In your "pork goods" category you'll see the percentages going down, and the quality of the ingredients going down, as the price (for a set quality/ quantity) goes up. Ditto for your "chicken goods", beef goods ... venison goods? Very likely. Fish products? For certain.

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    98. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Haven't tried that yet. I did have a plate of butter soaked crawdads last weekend though. MMMMMMMMM bugs. Gimme another Draught.

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    99. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by kenorland · · Score: 1

      Soy, rice, and seasoning are perfectly good basic nutrition. Add some fresh vegetables (pickles) and nuts and you're fine. The idea that that will disrupt your hormones or lead to nutritional deficits is ludicrous.

    100. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by kenorland · · Score: 1

      When all is said and done, the article you point to itself at most alleges the possibility of slight effects on young children, and even that is unproven. The same is true for your claim that "soy-based oils are not the healthiest oils".

      Even if those effects were real, they would be small compared to the known cancer and disease risks associated with a diet that is strongly based on meat.

    101. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by kenorland · · Score: 1

      I think if they are farmed, they are probably OK. Wild insects seem risky from a disease point of view (but the same is true for meat from other wild animals).

    102. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by WillyWanker · · Score: 1

      Perfectly good nutrition for a rabbit perhaps. If humans were meant to be able to easily get all our nutrition from vegetables we'd be herbivores.

      You need to get out more often. More and more people are developing allergies and sensitivities to soy and soy products. And the hormonal impact of eating large amounts of soy is well and clearly documented. Read a book once in awhile.

  2. Not for me by paintballer1087 · · Score: 4, Funny

    No lab grown meat or bugs for me. I'll just stick with good ol' Soylent Green!

    1. Re:Not for me by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      i hear that soylent green is pretty tasty.

    2. Re:Not for me by Megahard · · Score: 5, Funny

      But of course the taste varies from person to person. (Oblig.)

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    3. Re:Not for me by LiENUS · · Score: 2

      it varies from person to person

    4. Re:Not for me by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

      And you are getting...?

    5. Re:Not for me by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I'll be laughing at you when when I go by in my solar powered flying car, sipping on my algea- meally worm smoothy!

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    6. Re:Not for me by jdwoods · · Score: 1

      good ol' Soylent Green

      But! But! But! "It's people!"

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  3. It's really pretty obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Under-abundance of meat
    Over-abundance of humans

    If you convert the over-abundance into the under-abundance, they balance themselves out.

  4. If you ask me by tlambert · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Our population just topped 7 billion; if you ask me, there is already too much meat.

    1. Re:If you ask me by Trepidity · · Score: 2

      But there's always the supply-chain problem: how do we get it into supermarkets?

    2. Re:If you ask me by dyfet · · Score: 1

      I gather thats a vote for solyient green

    3. Re:If you ask me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Advertise a "meat sale"?

    4. Re:If you ask me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well its fairly easy. Big sign over the supermarket.

      "Free Sex This way"

    5. Re:If you ask me by originalmouse · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Free tickets to the blue collar comedy tour" should attract most of the Eloi to their doom.

    6. Re:If you ask me by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Bake it into meat pies, of course.

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      Posting to undo miss-mod. Please ignore.

  5. Arthur C. Clark would be proud by bmo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Prof Mark Post, who led the Dutch team of scientists at Maastricht University that grew strips of muscle tissue using stem cells taken from cows, says he wants to make lab meat "indistinguishable" from the real stuff,

    Why stop there? Why not use human muscular stem cells? Then it could be branded as Ambrosia Plus.

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    1. Re:Arthur C. Clark would be proud by zippthorne · · Score: 2

      Think of the creepy dinner parties those wealthy enough to run their own batches will have!

      "I put a lot of myself into this dish, I hope you enjoy it!"

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    2. Re:Arthur C. Clark would be proud by Elky+Elk · · Score: 1

      You can put some of your protein into a meal you're cooking right now, such as the famous cream of steve soup.

  6. You already eat bugs; get over it by vlm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    'Things like crickets and grasshoppers will be ground down and used as an ingredient in things like burgers.'

    Um, yeah, you just go on thinking thats a "future tense" activity. Maybe not intentionally, maybe a lower percentage...

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    1. Re:You already eat bugs; get over it by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 3, Informative

      Um, yeah, you just go on thinking thats a "future tense" activity. Maybe not intentionally, maybe a lower percentage...

      Perhaps you are under the mistaken impression that Westerners are the majority on this planet?

      In Africa, of course we Westerners expect this sort of thing, here in America, we have almost all seen Andrew Zimmern go the these exotic Third World locals and dish himself up a big plate of bugs.

      But in many Asian counties such as the Korean Peninsula, certainly China, and probably Japan, bugs are not just the diet of poor people.

      I've eaten many a bag full of butter fried grasshoppers (or some similar insect) from street stalls and shops right in downtown Seoul. And given some of the "exotic" (disgusting?) sea life that Japanese eat, bugs are surely in their diet as well.

      Maybe MAYBE sometime in the future, insect protein will be added to ground meat products and baked goods for consumption by Westerners, be we are a VERY squeamish society in the United States, and I'll bet Western Europeans are much the same way.

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    2. Re:You already eat bugs; get over it by Kergan · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Maybe not intentionally, maybe a lower percentage...

      And that makes all the damn difference. I'm not going to intentionally eat bugs, and I certainly wouldn't eat any food if I knew that it often came with insects...

      Why not? Ant larva are absolutely delicious with guacamole and crackers. Crickets are nice and crunchy. Snails (arguably not an insect) are absolutely delicious with a twist of garlic. You eat alga whenever you eat maki at a suhi bar.

      Haven't your parents taught you to try food before saying you don't like it?

    3. Re:You already eat bugs; get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Snails (arguably not an insect)

      Arguably???

    4. Re:You already eat bugs; get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Good luck eating anything with non-artificial colourings in then. Lots of those are derived from crushed up beetle shells.

    5. Re:You already eat bugs; get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe not intentionally, maybe a lower percentage...

      Not intentionally? I'm surprised neither the article nor any of the comments has mentioned Carmine

      Carmine is a red colorant used in food, especially juice, ice cream, candy, yogurt, and others. Carmine is made from either ground bugs or boiled bugs, depending of the method. See Cochineal for a drawing of said bug.

      Since carmine is a natural colorant, if a product is advertised as containing "no artificial additives", and is red-colored, chances are almost 100% that it will contain carmine. (in other words: ground bugs)

      Carmine is also used in cosmetics. In spanish "carmín" means both "lipstick" and "carmine" since traditional red lipstick is made from carmine. And the word "carmine" itself means "insect-produced"

    6. Re:You already eat bugs; get over it by Urkki · · Score: 2

      Snails (arguably not an insect)

      Arguably???

      I'm sure there's a religion which classifies snails as insects. So it's not just arguable, it's religiously arguable. Better watch out, or you'll meet a gruesome end (probably involving fire and/or stones) of a heretic.

    7. Re:You already eat bugs; get over it by Bogtha · · Score: 2

      It's not even a low percentage. Carmine, the red food colouring used in many types of food, is basically powdered insect remains.

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    8. Re:You already eat bugs; get over it by cryptizard · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think if I was given some kind of ground up and flavored bug protein I would eat it no problem, but it is tough to get over the hurdle of a crunchy bug shaped thing in your mouth.

    9. Re:You already eat bugs; get over it by Golddess · · Score: 1

      I guess I'm sort of the opposite. I've had chocolate-covered crickets before. They're not bad. But to grind them up and make a "burger paste" out of them.. well, I just have a thing about "fake meat".

      Figure out a way to market/serve them w/o trying to disguise them as "food you already know" please.

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    10. Re:You already eat bugs; get over it by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      ...but it is tough to get over the hurdle of a crunchy bug shaped thing in your mouth.

      Enough alcohol will take care of that.

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  7. Or just dont eat meat by malignant_minded · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You dont have to eat meat and if it became a smaller portion of peoples diets all the better. The grass lands that these animals use are enourmous for your return in meat. I would say chickens and goats are a better option for people than cows. If sanitation was a top priority for towns they could focus on making sure families all were feed from a small local farm with no polution into the water or soil like the estrogen issues of large farm runoffs were have today.

    1. Re:Or just dont eat meat by jamstar7 · · Score: 2

      We're not vegetarians, but we used to be. But meat still isn't high on our radar except for the occasional fish or chicken. Sometimes beef from good quality small farms. We eat meat about 1-3 times in a given month. One doesn't have to go completely vegetarian, but cutting down on meat is a good idea I think.

      No, we're omnivores. We evolved to eat whatever we could find. Way the hell back before the Stone Age, there were no domesticated grains you could use to make a balanced vegetarian diet. It just wasn't happening. Meat was the only source of concentrated proteins. It was only after we developed agriculture that we domesticated and bred plants for higher protein content. You still have to do some research though to balance your diet if you go vegetarian.

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    2. Re:Or just dont eat meat by kcitren · · Score: 1

      I believe he or she's referring to themselves.

    3. Re:Or just dont eat meat by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      We're not vegetarians, but we used to be. But meat still isn't high on our radar except for the occasional fish or chicken. Sometimes beef from good quality small farms. We eat meat about 1-3 times in a given month. One doesn't have to go completely vegetarian, but cutting down on meat is a good idea I think.

      No, we're omnivores. We evolved to eat whatever we could find. Way the hell back before the Stone Age, there were no domesticated grains you could use to make a balanced vegetarian diet. It just wasn't happening. Meat was the only source of concentrated proteins. It was only after we developed agriculture that we domesticated and bred plants for higher protein content. You still have to do some research though to balance your diet if you go vegetarian.

      Way back we used to eat fruit and some meat, but only a small portion (10%) of the meal of hunter-gatherers was meat. It is true that back then, meat was a cheap and good option to get good nutrient coverage. Today, if you live in a western country the variety of food you eat easily covers what you need, without the need for meat. You don't really need to watch your diet for that.

      With that reason to eat meat, we also found out that eating meat is not very good for you. People on a vegetarian diet consistently live healthier and longer (see studies by UNO, or as a very specific example 7th day adventists study). Perhaps you have heard that present-day mankind consumes the resources of 2 earths -- if you take into account that raising kettle wastes 10x more water and pollutes the environment dramatically compared to crops, at the same time reducing the protein content per kg by another factor of 10 you can easily see what you have to do. [if you find the above numbers vague --> go here: http://www.vegetarismus.ch/info/eoeko.htm ]

      We live on a planet where water and good soil is becoming scarce in many places, and people are starving because of that. At the same time people are becoming richer and meat demand goes up, especially in Asia.

      The remaining two arguments to eat meat are subjective:
      1) We've always done it.
      2) It tastes good.
      Is that enough?

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    4. Re:Or just dont eat meat by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      Overall, I agree with you, I just have two nits to pick: Figuring out if something is unhealthy without interventional studies is hard, and using religious groups makes it harder, as the ones who eat differently tends to live differently in many other ways (lower alcohol consumption is normal, but there are many other effects that are hard to pick out). While it does seem that mammal meat is unhealthy, e.g. chicken is much more ambiguous.

      The amount of protein and energy wasted in making meat depends highly on the animal. Beef seems to be much worse than pork or poultry. Pigs can grow 1 kg for each 3 kgs of wheat they eat. The protein content of wheat is 10-15%, and pork seems to clock in a around 15-20%. With commercial cuts being around 50% of live weight, this means that "only" around 75% of the protein is wasted.

  8. Re:Rejoice everyone... by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

    I have watched enough SpongeBob to at least try them. SpongeBob has wet dreams about them. I have only had wet dreams about girls. Krabby Patties just HAVE to be damn good if they are giving boners.

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  9. Soylent Green! by skdffff · · Score: 2

    It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

  10. As a heavy meat eater by future+assassin · · Score: 2

    there are lots of way to dress up vegetables to make even meat eaters drool all over. Just look outside of the western culture for some recipes. Unfortunately for some its too much work/time to cook up some Curry or Thai so they'll just stick to SPAM.

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    1. Re:As a heavy meat eater by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      there are lots of way to dress up vegetables to make even meat eaters drool all over

      I really like curries... with meat in them.

      After a vegetarian meal I'm usually hungry again within the hour. Or if I gorge myself, two hours. And any decent vegetarian meal is usually no cheaper than if I bought a meal with meat.

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    2. Re:As a heavy meat eater by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      As much as I enjoy curry with meat and without, I have to say that hunger is not indicative of needing more food.
      It means that something with a complex carbohydrate needs to be included in the meal, to make the digestion take longer.

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    3. Re:As a heavy meat eater by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It means that something with a complex carbohydrate needs to be included in the meal, to make the digestion take longer.

      Honestly, the dinner in particular but any meal really that makes me feel best is a massive steak with no sides. I get these ridiculously huge porterhouses aged 30 days or more from a local meat market (in Lucerne, CA on stinky-ass Clear Lake) and rub them or sometimes marinate them in beer and then grill them and then I win. But aside from the gloating, I also wake up bright-eyed the next morning, have a fantastic bowel movement, and move right along into my day in a way that carbs (complex or not) just doesn't do for me.

      Don't get me wrong, I eat a shitload of carbs, they're easy and they're cheap. But meat does my body good. I'm willing to accept that not everyone has the same body, though (I'm using this one right now, anyway) and certainly not everyone has the same intestinal bacterial cocktail waiting to break down whatever they ate, though that's probably at least as much a factor of what you eat as anything else.

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    4. Re:As a heavy meat eater by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      I really like curries... with meat in them.

      After a vegetarian meal I'm usually hungry again within the hour. Or if I gorge myself, two hours. And any decent vegetarian meal is usually no cheaper than if I bought a meal with meat.

      Carbohydrates will do that. Try adding beans, lentils or chick peas, which are much higher in protein. They will make you full cheaper than meat, and will keep you full for a long time.

    5. Re:As a heavy meat eater by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Carbohydrates will do that. Try adding beans

      I hate to stereotype myself, but I eat a lot of beans.

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    6. Re:As a heavy meat eater by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      Weird. Well, that should teach me not to extrapolate from personal experience.

  11. Meat prices are high... by tomhath · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...because a bunch of foolish politicians decided making fuel from corn would be a good idea. Once that stops we'll go back to raising beef on non-tillable rangeland and pasture and finishing it with a small amount of inexpensive corn.

    1. Re:Meat prices are high... by fustakrakich · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Those politicians are no fools. You can bet they made a tidy sum for services rendered to the industry. Fools are those that vote for them

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    2. Re:Meat prices are high... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Corn is not inexpensive... and it is horribly inefficient. Finishing off on grain sees cattle gaining only 1 pound for every 6 pounds grain.

      Anyway, we already had corn subsidies for the purpose of feeding overweight cows to overweight humans.

    3. Re:Meat prices are high... by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up!

    4. Re:Meat prices are high... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      it's redundant and has been discussed at length already.

      Apparently the message isn't getting through because we're still hearing idiots saying the politicians are fools, and they "don't get it" with the the big long trails of "I agree" behind them... but... you're right, it's past discussion. Obviously doesn't work

    5. Re:Meat prices are high... by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing the 'kleptocratic class' - e.g. politicians and bankers - will still be eating the finest steaks even while they convince us 'proletariat' to eat bugs as part of convincing us to accept an ever-declining standard of life so that they can keep stealing from us. Fuck that... why should we have to start eating bugs? Let's rather ask why they're making us so poor.

    6. Re:Meat prices are high... by TavisJohn · · Score: 1

      Corn subsidies make corn inexpensive.
      The price of corn is not what is driving the meat prices up. Way to read the article. :p

    7. Re:Meat prices are high... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The subsidies on corn are the only reason why beef is produced the way it is today (grain-fed on massive feedlots).

      Take away those subsidies, and free-ranging beef on grass becomes the cheaper model again -- and it's healthier that way too. There's really no good reason to finish beef on corn, anyway. It is not healthy for the cow (causes acid rumen), and changes the properties of the beef fat in ways that are not beneficial to those of us eating it.

      The projections of rising beef prices are based on the rising input costs of the current industrial model -- the feedlot model. Grass on rangeland isn't going to get more expensive.

    8. Re:Meat prices are high... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Let's rather ask why they're making us so poor.

      That's easy. It's because we let them... in exchange for some trinket. These are the same people who believe we 'proletariat' are causing global warming. We must walk so they can fly.

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    9. Re:Meat prices are high... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Not any stupider than it was in the last day and age...

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    10. Re:Meat prices are high... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      The funny thing about using some field corn for ethanol production is that the residual D.D.G., distiller's dried grain, is still high quality cattle feed.

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    11. Re:Meat prices are high... by scarboni888 · · Score: 1

      Now if they could get over their harry jerkoff anslinger racism motivated anti-hemp policies hemp would have been planted for use as fuel (and a myriad of other extremely beneficial uses) and everyone would have a much different opinion about growing plants for fuel.

      I swear when corn was chosen somebody just wanted the whole idea to fail. What an idiotic plant to choose for fuel.

    12. Re:Meat prices are high... by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      A fool and his vote are soon parted?

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  12. Obligitory by tuxgeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    Soylent Green
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green

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    1. Re:Obligitory by sco08y · · Score: 1

      Soylent Orange

      That's pretty interesting stuff, but I wonder if it's any good for cheese racing? That link, btw, is not for anyone afraid of the competitive spirit.

    2. Re:Obligitory by Tweezak · · Score: 1

      It's too bad that most people missed the point of Soylent Green. The book was a warning about overpopulation and the resulting destruction of the planet. The real earthshaking revelation in the movie was that the oceans were dying and that the food source used from there had dried up. Since this article seems to be suggesting we turn to the oceans for food the predictions of the book and movie seem to be coming to fruition.

    3. Re:Obligitory by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      Also known as long pig because it tastes similar to spam (or so I'm told ;) . Rumour has it that in some places that recently (past couple of centuries) had cannibalism, spam is popular for exactly that reason.

    4. Re:Obligitory by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      > Soylent Green
      > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green

      This brazenly infringes upon my client's trademark of McSoylent-Green.


      Would you like an order of McInsects with that?

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  13. The EU is safe from insect burgers by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Informative

    The EU has a deliberate policy of remaining self sufficient for food. Euro haters love to rage about the huge grain mountains and heavy farm animal subsidies, but the whole point of them is to make sure the EU will always have enough farming capacity to feed itself should the need arise.

    We will never allow ourselves to get to the stage where we don't have enough meat. Yeah, India's population will keep on increasing, but it won't matter much to us. The population of Europe is stabilising and even falling in some places. The third world will carry on starving until they have enough education to limit the number of children they have, but the EU will just keep transferring money from the rich to subsidy for farm animal meat for the rest of us.

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    1. Re:The EU is safe from insect burgers by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      Yep, the end of meat is nowhere in sight. I can buy two chickens for six euros, that's five days of curry, fajita, teriyaki sushi, adobo, and plain old gravy dinners.

    2. Re:The EU is safe from insect burgers by slew · · Score: 1

      ...the EU will just keep transferring money from the rich to subsidy for farm animal meat for the rest of us.

      Until that banking crisis forces a different path...

      Ironically, people that tow-the-line on sustainability are often the first to fool themselves that taking from the rich isn't subject to the laws of sustainability either. In the long run, that strategy isn't any more sustainable than farming for animal meat if you aren't doing to measure and sustain them, the population (of rich folks) will be overused and collapse just like any other. Putting your head into the sand and ignoring this and continuing to exploit that resource because it always worked in the past is just yet another form of the ignorance that sustainability folks rail against in the general population...

      Just sayn'

    3. Re:The EU is safe from insect burgers by originalmouse · · Score: 2

      also, since when is "food futurologist" even a thing? i could see maybe "food futurist" but the former implies knowledge of the future instead of utterly blind guessing. why list insects first any way? the majority of the US population would only ever think of eating "Free Range Land Lobster" if there were literally no other alternative to starvation. that said, i'd eat lab grown meat now. actually sounds like it might be leaner and less hormonally twisted than the beef you already get commercially here in the states.

    4. Re:The EU is safe from insect burgers by TFAFalcon · · Score: 2

      The rich are the class that can most easily be taxed sustainably. Unlike the lower or middle classes, you'd have to tax them by a hell of a lot to force them down into a lower class.

    5. Re:The EU is safe from insect burgers by timeOday · · Score: 1

      people that tow-the-line on sustainability are often the first to fool themselves that taking from the rich isn't subject to the laws of sustainability either.

      Would you be happy to subsist as a peasant on the land of a King who owns everything? That was the norm throughout human history until the populace got uppity and took the kings' land away.

      In modern society, obviously, who is taking more from whom is the whole question at issue. Are the billionaire bankers more like farmers or locusts?

    6. Re:The EU is safe from insect burgers by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      The EU has a deliberate policy of remaining self sufficient for food. Euro haters love to rage about the huge grain mountains and heavy farm animal subsidies, but the whole point of them is to make sure the EU will always have enough farming capacity to feed itself should the need arise.

      We will never allow ourselves to get to the stage where we don't have enough meat. Yeah, India's population will keep on increasing, but it won't matter much to us. The population of Europe is stabilising and even falling in some places. The third world will carry on starving until they have enough education to limit the number of children they have, but the EU will just keep transferring money from the rich to subsidy for farm animal meat for the rest of us.

      America has the same policy but you have to take into consideration that when it becomes more profitable to export food than to sell it domestically the food will be exported. As such, food prices will still increase drastically in the EU and the US even though we can technically feed ourselves.

      This won't affect us for meat, most likely...at least not anytime soon, but I could imagine that it might affect us for grains and other non-meat foodstuffs.

      As always, it will be the poor of the world who get hit the worst so I'm not too worried for us relatively rich countries (assuming the banks don't destroy our economies completely when they crash again).

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    7. Re:The EU is safe from insect burgers by matunos · · Score: 1

      Technically, I think humans lived in tribes for most of human history.

    8. Re:The EU is safe from insect burgers by runeghost · · Score: 1

      Except for the Roman Republic, classical Greece, medieval Iceland, and much of North American for most of history, just off the top of my head. I'm not saying these places were perfect mind you, but there's plenty of human history that doesn't revolve around autocracy.

    9. Re:The EU is safe from insect burgers by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      That would be "humans lived in tribes for most of human existence" I think. History starts with written records, well after the transition to settled communities and the creation of political power structure.

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    10. Re:The EU is safe from insect burgers by dnaumov · · Score: 2

      The third world will carry on starving until they have enough education to limit the number of children they have, but the EU will just keep transferring money from the rich to subsidy for farm animal meat for the rest of us.

      How naive. What do you think is a common cause of wars?

    11. Re:The EU is safe from insect burgers by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      What do you mean, chicken aren't fish? They lay eggs, don't they?

    12. Re:The EU is safe from insect burgers by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      You think the starving masses can beat the EU?

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    13. Re:The EU is safe from insect burgers by ukemike · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ically, people that tow-the-line on sustainability are often the first to fool themselves that taking from the rich isn't subject to the laws of sustainability either.

      No, no, no. Killing the rich isn't sustainable. Taxing them certainly is sustainable. It's like selective logging versus clearcutting. In fact what is not sustainable is allowing the rich to twist the laws of our nations to allow them to accumulate wildly disproportionate wealth. That leads to massive poverty, societal instability, loss of liberty, and the waste of the talents of the overwhelming majority. Extremely high taxes on the richest just plain work. Look at the 40s, 50s, and 60s. Massive growth of the middle class, astonishing leaps of technology and amazing accomplishments. The best and longest reduction in poverty in our nation's history.

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    14. Re:The EU is safe from insect burgers by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      In droves, anything can happen.

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    15. Re:The EU is safe from insect burgers by dnaumov · · Score: 1

      The 2 countries most likely to starve both have nuclear weapons and EACH of them has an army that dwarfs all of EU combined.

    16. Re:The EU is safe from insect burgers by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      Sure, but there's also pretty much half a continent between these areas, and as such, they cannot use any EU territory for food without first going through those territories,

      In addition seeing as both India and China would have to go through (at a minimum) Pakistan (dumb idea, as they have nukes), Iran and Turkey just to get to the EU border, I think most reasonable (and unreasonable) people would agree, that such an attempt would be pretty much suicidal.

      From a logistical point of view, China would be better off trying to take chunks of Russia, and India would be better off expanding east.

      And don't forget that China and India border each-other, and I don't think either of them would be too happy to just sit back and do nothing if the other suddenly made a massive military expansion for resources.

      Essentially India is blocked by China northwards and Pakistan westwards (both due to nukes). China can't really expand northwards or westwards due to Russia (either directly or through former USSR states), and India and Pakistan both block somewhat to the south.

      That pretty much only leaves Southeast Asia, and that's not much less densely populated than China itself.

    17. Re:The EU is safe from insect burgers by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      You eat chicken sushi? Good luck with that!

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    18. Re:The EU is safe from insect burgers by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      Sure yeah, raw fish isn't allowed hereabouts so everything is cooked. Teriyaki chicken sushi, delicious. Road food for warriors.

  14. poory written title by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Funny

    Meat the Food of the Future

    Maybe I'm getting old, but I just cannot fathom 'meating' my future food. Well.. maybe if it's apple pie.

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    1. Re:poory written title by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm getting old, but I just cannot fathom 'meating' my future food.

      Hey, what's the problem, earthman?

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    2. Re:poory written title by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Let's meet the meat!

      Don't worry, he'll be very humane.

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  15. I put the over/under of soylent green jokes at 50 by SensitiveMale · · Score: 2

    and the over/under of future food overlords jokes at 12.

  16. I don't see this happening in the US. by Scorch_Mechanic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So long as we in the US continue to subsidize corn and raise livestock on it, meat will remain in easy reach of residents of the united states. That's not even considering how an entire huge segment of the population would take the news that they can't do big barbecues anymore. I'm not saying this is a good thing, I'm saying this is what I anticipate will happen.

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    1. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by garcia · · Score: 2

      You know, even grass fed meat isn't all that cost prohibitive when you think about it. Yeah, it's slightly more expensive but it's not like I would stop eating it all together if the corn subsidies were eliminated.

      I'm guessing a lot of people would do the same because, well, most Americans hate vegetables and limit them in their diet as much as possible.

    2. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by jedidiah · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The land that now grows corn to feed cattle used to feed the bison directly. That grass was able to sustain bison herds the size of a small country. This all happened without any human management. So the idea that we all have to get used to Tofu is a little silly.

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    3. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "I'm guessing a lot of people would do the same because, well, most Americans hate vegetables"

      The sad point is that most Americans seem to hate meat too. Anything that is not properly "processed" so it doesn't look like it was a portion of a leaving being prior to reach the supermarket tends to look "ugly".

    4. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by BZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      According to http://www.americanbisonsocietyonline.org/AboutUs/Timeline.aspx there were 25-30 million bison on the Great Plains before we started seriously hunting them to the point of reducing their population.

      According to http://www.beefusa.org/beefindustrystatistics.aspx there are about 95 million cattle in the US as of 2011. About 33 million were harvested in 2011.

      So if we're willing to reduce the beef production by a factor of 3 from where we are now, we can probably avoid human management. Otherwise, chances are human management is needed.

      That said, we certainly have enough beef for just the US here; the problems, if any, start when beef exports start competing on price with domestic purchases.

    5. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by sociocapitalist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So long as we in the US continue to subsidize corn and raise livestock on it, meat will remain in easy reach of residents of the united states. That's not even considering how an entire huge segment of the population would take the news that they can't do big barbecues anymore. I'm not saying this is a good thing, I'm saying this is what I anticipate will happen.

      There's already a substantial percentage of people in the US who can't afford to eat. To me anything over zero is substantial given the wealth of the US and here we're talking about 506,000 households or roughly 49 million Americans (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/17/us/17hunger.html).

      Before the idiots on here slam the media, I'll point out that even if you cut this number by a factor of ten you'd still have five million Americans not having enough food. Five million. In the richest country in the world.

      I probably don't have to say just how pitiful that is.

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    6. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by timeOday · · Score: 1

      The great plains on which those 25-30 million bison lived no longer exist.

    7. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by BZ · · Score: 2

      Well, sure. Grandparent was talking about restoring those in lieu of the agriculture we do now, as far as I can tell. Which would be a pretty hard sell, but my point was that even that wouldn't be enough to replace current US beef production with grass-fed free-range beef.

    8. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Beef rose to ascendancy in the American diet based on free range grazing. This was an activity that required ZERO agriculture. People are fixated on this idea of replacing Beef with Tofu and don't acknowledge the fact that it still takes a considerable amount of effort to get good soybean yields.

      Grain fed beef and feedlots are a very recent phenomenon.

      Less beef might not be such a big problem. The environmental impact will likely be lower than either feedlots or giant soybean farms.

      The tree huggers ignore that soybean farmings isn't free either and it's sustainability is also disputable. It's disputable for the same reasons. A lot of energy goes into generating high crop yields.

      This is a question of sustainability not the political agenda of some vegan zealots from PETA.

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    9. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by BZ · · Score: 1

      > Less beef might not be such a big problem.

      It is if you want it to be affordable. But sure, not a big problem in the grand scheme of things, in theory.

    10. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by Banichi · · Score: 1

      Um, no.
      The cattle and bison species are different enough that they require different management methods. Bison, the way you appear to want to use them, are closer to deer.

      Letting 33 Million cows go free-range will result in a lot of dead cows. The current crop of cows is stuffed to the gills with anti-biotics. Letting the non-disease resistant cattle go free will result in a lot of dead diseased cattle.

      Switching to a mutton based meat harvest would keep us all in red meat, reduce the feed/ton, the acreage/ton, and the waste/ton that is created by cattle vs sheep. Unfortunately, Texans would have to put up with a lot more animal-fucker jokes, so kiss that idea goodbye.

    11. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by BZ · · Score: 1

      Switching to mutton would have the side effect of tasting better too, for the most part. ;)

    12. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Another of the really awesome things about free range grazing is that it can be done on the sides of hills where it's not convenient to engage in agriculture. So not only does it not take the energy input but it doesn't use land we would like for growing other things.

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    13. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by sociocapitalist · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have to disagree. The only way to get hungry in US is to blow all your food stamps on liquer and dope. It's actually hard to stay fit with all cheap junk peddled on every corner. If you think a dude on a street with a cardboard sign "Just hungry" is really do not have anything to eath try to give him a sandwich.

      In the face of your experience and wisdom, I can only ask if you read the lowly and uneducated, not to mention no doubt poorly researched NY Times article I referenced? No doubt it can't be compared to your omnipotence but still, I'll quote it to you:
      "...the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, passed last winter, raised the average monthly food stamp benefit per person by about 17 percent, to $133."

      Calculate that out, it comes to 4.43 USD per day, per person, for food. Can you live healthily on that? No, I didn't think so.

      If you and your family haven't been on food stamps then you don't know what you're talking about. You should hope that you never end up living that firsthand because you'd find out real fast that most people on food stamps (like my parents when I was a child) spend it on food and not a single fucking other thing.

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    14. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      There's nothing wrong with tofu at all, in fact it's a great addition to many dishes. It adds texture, and tastes good. It's also high in soy protein.

      Anyway, on with what I was going to say...most bison are fed by the grass in the fields. They graze.

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    15. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      So if we're willing to reduce the beef production by a factor of 3 from where we are now, we can probably avoid human management.

      Well, no. The grasslands that once supported the bison aren't just used to grow corn for cows... They also grow corn, wheat, and a wide variety of other crops for human consumption.

    16. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by alexmin · · Score: 1

      A 2007 USDA study found that receiving Food Stamps long term (24 months) was associated with a 50% increased obesity rate among female adults
      http://naldc.nal.usda.gov/download/32855/PDF Our poor is OBESE for god's sake.

      Also, if a person satisfies criteria for food stamps he/she will also be eligible for other goverment handouts like housing assistance, Medicaid, disability payments etc.
      For example, a child he/she also will be receiving free lunches at school which will cover 2 out of three daily meals.

      Do not make it sound like $133/person is all they are going to get.

    17. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      A 2007 USDA study found that receiving Food Stamps long term (24 months) was associated with a 50% increased obesity rate among female adults
      http://naldc.nal.usda.gov/download/32855/PDF Our poor is OBESE for god's sake.

      Also, if a person satisfies criteria for food stamps he/she will also be eligible for other goverment handouts like housing assistance, Medicaid, disability payments etc.
      For example, a child he/she also will be receiving free lunches at school which will cover 2 out of three daily meals.

      Do not make it sound like $133/person is all they are going to get.

      How do you get that school lunch covers '2 out of three daily meals' ? Lunch is one meal, not two.

      Healthy food costs more than unhealthy food. Poor people buy cheap food for the quantity and cheap food is not healthy food and unhealthy food leads to obesity.

      We are talking about food for a day for a person so none of the other 'handouts' apply here. Disability is only for the disabled and we're not talking about the disabled here, but about single mothers, for example, the highest category of families with food insecurity.

      So if we look at this for a single mother trying to feed her family, even if you eliminate lunch from the equation (and the nutrition of US school lunches is not very high but whatever, leave it out of the equation) you're still talking about trying to have two meals for 4.43.

      Tell me how you can feed a child two healthy meals for $4.43 in a day?
      Tell me how you can feed an adult three healthy meals for $4.43 in a day?

      You're also assuming that everyone who has hunger in the US qualifies for food stamps, which is not the case.

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    18. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by alexmin · · Score: 1

      How about a this novel idea of "work"? Maybe adults should look for one? :-/

    19. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by randyleepublic · · Score: 1

      I lived healthily on food stamps, but only because Lucky Stores used to let you dig in their dumpters for stuff they threw away. Now I don't think you can do that anymore. The US seems to be a nation mostly of selfish assholes. Except the funny thing is that no one I know actually wants people to starve. Hmm.

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    20. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by csgardner · · Score: 1

      "...the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, passed last winter, raised the average monthly food stamp benefit per person by about 17 percent, to $133."

      Calculate that out, it comes to 4.43 USD per day, per person, for food. Can you live healthily on that? No, I didn't think so.

      If you and your family haven't been on food stamps then you don't know what you're talking about. You should hope that you never end up living that firsthand because you'd find out real fast that most people on food stamps (like my parents when I was a child) spend it on food and not a single fucking other thing.

      Heck yes I can eat healthily on $4.43 a day. I feed my family of 5 a very healthy diet, heavy in expensive fresh fruits and vegetables for $350 a month. Assuming no adjustments for age etc. food stamps would nearly double my food budget. Now, admittedly we regularly eat fairly labor intensive food, dried beans, etc. People who have to work a lot may not have as much time to make things fancy, but man, staple foods are really, really, cheap in the US.

      I admit, I have not, so far, had to live on food stamps. I am friends with a similar family who has though, and his wife was amazed at the luxury they could afford on food stamps. "We're eating all kinds of fancy foods we never could have afforded when we were working!"

      I suspect the biggest issue with running out of money on food stamps is ignorance on how to cook and how to stretch a dollar. These are both concepts that have been lost in American culture, and they sure aren't being taught in school.

    21. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      How about a this novel idea of "work"? Maybe adults should look for one? :-/

      Maybe not everyone can find or keep a job in this economy even if they're trying very hard to. You think that all the people who lost their jobs during the bank induced 'crisis' don't want to be working? Has it occurred to you that when the economy contracts, the number of jobs drops? Has it occurred to you that due to outsourcing of services jobs and shifting of manufacturing out of the country that there are fewer jobs? You think that all the people working part time with no benefits do so because they choose to, or because maybe they can't find a decent full time job?

      Have a look at http://www.bbc.co.uk/panorama/hi/front_page/newsid_9694000/9694094.stm and tell me that the parents of these families wouldn't rather be working.

      Are you aware of the concept of the welfare trap, where the single parent or parents of a family get as much or almost as much being on welfare as they would working a job on minimum wage, but that by being on welfare they can take care of their kid(s) and not have to pay for daycare and much more importantly when you have a family, have medical coverage on welfare than they would working for wal-mart or some other shit company that only hires people part time so they don't have to give benefits?

      It's all fine and good to say that everyone should just 'work' but the reality is that when you're trying to raise a family by yourself as single parent or when you can't get a good job that pays enough and provides health coverage, that you just cannot because it would actually be worse for your family.

      And if you answer that welfare itself is the problem, then I invite you to go to India or some other third world country where there is no welfare, no social benefits...and see the villages of poor living under bridges, the legions (literally) of diseased and disabled (ie missing body parts) wandering the streets begging..and to think about what life in the US would be like if there were no welfare and no social medicine.

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    22. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      "...the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, passed last winter, raised the average monthly food stamp benefit per person by about 17 percent, to $133."

      Calculate that out, it comes to 4.43 USD per day, per person, for food. Can you live healthily on that? No, I didn't think so.

      If you and your family haven't been on food stamps then you don't know what you're talking about. You should hope that you never end up living that firsthand because you'd find out real fast that most people on food stamps (like my parents when I was a child) spend it on food and not a single fucking other thing.

      Heck yes I can eat healthily on $4.43 a day. I feed my family of 5 a very healthy diet, heavy in expensive fresh fruits and vegetables for $350 a month. Assuming no adjustments for age etc. food stamps would nearly double my food budget. Now, admittedly we regularly eat fairly labor intensive food, dried beans, etc. People who have to work a lot may not have as much time to make things fancy, but man, staple foods are really, really, cheap in the US.

      I admit, I have not, so far, had to live on food stamps. I am friends with a similar family who has though, and his wife was amazed at the luxury they could afford on food stamps. "We're eating all kinds of fancy foods we never could have afforded when we were working!"

      I suspect the biggest issue with running out of money on food stamps is ignorance on how to cook and how to stretch a dollar. These are both concepts that have been lost in American culture, and they sure aren't being taught in school.

      Okay - thanks for this. I'm very interested in the details around this, if you don't mind -

      Can I ask where you live? Not specifically, but do you live in a city or in the countryside? In an expensive state or an inexpensive one? Do you buy the fruit and veggies at a local farm or farmer's market or in a supermarket chain? Can you give me some idea of what milk, eggs, specific veggies cost? i.e. a typical shopping trip for you.

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    23. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by yabos · · Score: 1

      Of course, the cheapest food is processed wheat, other grains, and sugar. The poorer you are, the more you are reliant on cheap breads and other grain products. Over consumption of these refined carbs definitely contributes to the obesity epidemic.

    24. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by csgardner · · Score: 1
      Sure. I live in the East Bay Area of California. There are a few points that make my family a little odd. My wife is Asian, and knows how to make a lot of things from scratch. We don't eat much junk food, our deserts and snacks are largely fresh fruit. We eat unbelievable amounts of fruit. We don't eat very much meat for Americans, maybe 3oz per person per day average? Eggs, milk, and beans make up the rest of the protein. We also only eat out 1-2 times per month, that includes home delivery. We eat a lot of easy whole grains, like brown rice, oats, and whole wheat bread.

      In the summer I get most of my fruits at the farmers market, and I get some vegetables from my garden plot (community garden). (The soil here sucks, and we don't put a lot of work in, so my garden is not terribly productive.) The rest is purchased from Trader Joes or Sprouts, both of which have fresher produce and better prices than, say, Safeway. This is where the Bay Area is better than a lot of the US, fresh produce is very cheap and easy to get here. I have some trouble giving you prices for vegetables as my wife does most of the shopping, but we usually don't pay over $1.50/lb for tree fruit, $2 for a cantaloupe, or $.25/lb for watermelon. We buy a lot of whatever is cheap and in season.

      Staple foods we buy in bulk from Costco or the Asian Market. Rice, beans, flour, and oats all are bought in 20-50lb bags. We generally buy about a years worth at a time. Those prices seem to be about the same anywhere.

      Meat is also bought at Costco then frozen. We get a few other large bulk items at Costco. We go there about once every 2 months or so.

      Other misc non-perishables mostly come from the Grocery Outlet, a weird discount grocery store chain in the west. They are pretty good if you aren't looking for a specific item.

      Milk and Eggs may come from any of those places, or the drug store near our house. It's usually about $3 for a gallon of milk, or a dozen eggs.

      That seems like a lot of shopping, but we usually only end up going once a week on average, including the Farmers market trip.

      Just as an example, yesterday I ate: Breakfast, Oatmeal, milk. Morning snack: Cantaloupe. Lunch: Leftover spaghetti and chopped veggies, daal, and rice. Afternoon snack: Plums and peaches. Dinner: Veggie Chicken Stir Fry with rice.

    25. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      Thank you - it does indeed seem not only healthy but reasonably practical, at least if one has access to such sources of food and, indeed, knows how to properly cook it.

      It seems reasonable, in fact, to consider that Americans would benefit in many ways from learning to eat as Asians do (ie not much meat, etc). Unfortunately, you're right in what you said earlier in that we don't have these skills, generally speaking.

      So, while I agree with you that it seems practical given the skills that your wife has, and the access that you have to be able to buy good food at reasonable prices, I guess then question becomes...can a family who does not have such skills and such access afford to live healthily on less than five dollars a day per person?

      I think we can also agree that such skill should be taught, one way or another - perhaps in school though I could perceive some pushback for 'the American way' (or whatever else those who breed and sell beef would come up with to fight such education). Access to healthy food at reasonable prices is, perhaps, more difficult to achieve in some areas but is probably doable across much of the country.

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    26. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by csgardner · · Score: 1

      I guess then question becomes...can a family who does not have such skills and such access afford to live healthily on less than five dollars a day per person?

      I think the first question you have to answer is if an average American family will eat healthily on any amount of money. Despite widespread belief, junk food is not cheap. See this NYTimes article: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/25/opinion/sunday/is-junk-food-really-cheaper.html?pagewanted=all

      (And I think the prices they give for the homecooked meal are significantly higher than I would pay.)

      I suspect most American families would eat crap no matter how much money you gave them, because that is what our food culture has become. We gave it all over to the food processing companies. It seems like homecooking has really been looked down on in this country over the last 30 years or so. But if you want to eat healthily, you still have to cook.

      I think we can also agree that such skill should be taught, one way or another - perhaps in school though I could perceive some pushback for 'the American way' (or whatever else those who breed and sell beef would come up with to fight such education). Access to healthy food at reasonable prices is, perhaps, more difficult to achieve in some areas but is probably doable across much of the country.

      Grocery Outlet produces a pamphlet on feeding your family on $3 a day: http://www.groceryoutlet.com/default/bargainistablog/09-09-14/Feed_your_Family_on_3_a_Day.aspx The food doesn't sound terribly appealing to me, but I'm sure it's much better than many families are eating. Maybe such things should come with the food stamps check. Maybe such things do.

      There are a lot of Home Economics skills that really should be taught to everyone. Everyone should learn the basics of financial management, cooking, and house keeping. None of these issues are that hard, for example, most of the things my wife makes are not complex. But if all the food you've ever eaten comes out of a cardboard box, how can you learn how to cook?

      I have no idea what to do on the political end. It really annoys me that my daughter brings home all these preachy pamphlets about healthy eating from school, but what's on the school lunch menu? Beef Nachos and pepperoni pizza. Is that some kind of joke? But, of course, the food processing companies can write whatever they want into the laws, no matter who you elect.

    27. Re:I don't see this happening in the US. by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      I guess then question becomes...can a family who does not have such skills and such access afford to live healthily on less than five dollars a day per person?

      I think the first question you have to answer is if an average American family will eat healthily on any amount of money. Despite widespread belief, junk food is not cheap. See this NYTimes article: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/25/opinion/sunday/is-junk-food-really-cheaper.html?pagewanted=all

      (And I think the prices they give for the homecooked meal are significantly higher than I would pay.)

      The article compares eating at fast food restaurants to eating home cooked meals, whereas I am talking about junk food eaten at home. I do not disagree that some high percentage of American families would not eat healthily on any amount of money but that doesn't answer the original problem of feeding someone (who doesn't have your wife's cooking skills) on food stamps alone.

      I suspect most American families would eat crap no matter how much money you gave them, because that is what our food culture has become. We gave it all over to the food processing companies. It seems like homecooking has really been looked down on in this country over the last 30 years or so. But if you want to eat healthily, you still have to cook.

      I think we can also agree that such skill should be taught, one way or another - perhaps in school though I could perceive some pushback for 'the American way' (or whatever else those who breed and sell beef would come up with to fight such education). Access to healthy food at reasonable prices is, perhaps, more difficult to achieve in some areas but is probably doable across much of the country.

      Grocery Outlet produces a pamphlet on feeding your family on $3 a day: http://www.groceryoutlet.com/default/bargainistablog/09-09-14/Feed_your_Family_on_3_a_Day.aspx
      The food doesn't sound terribly appealing to me, but I'm sure it's much better than many families are eating. Maybe such things should come with the food stamps check. Maybe such things do.

      There are a lot of Home Economics skills that really should be taught to everyone. Everyone should learn the basics of financial management, cooking, and house keeping. None of these issues are that hard, for example, most of the things my wife makes are not complex. But if all the food you've ever eaten comes out of a cardboard box, how can you learn how to cook?

      I have no idea what to do on the political end. It really annoys me that my daughter brings home all these preachy pamphlets about healthy eating from school, but what's on the school lunch menu? Beef Nachos and pepperoni pizza. Is that some kind of joke? But, of course, the food processing companies can write whatever they want into the laws, no matter who you elect.

      I can only agree that educating young people correctly is important which, unfortunately, is not always a priority in our country and may not even be possible in situations where the parent(s) are so ignorant that whatever is taught the child is completely overridden. It would help, though, for those families who do want to feed their children well.

      The only thing I could suggest around the school lunches there would be to get the other parents in the school to join you in complaining, assuming that they agree that beef nachos and pizza are not what kids should be eating.

      I've removed my family from this equation by moving to France. My son eats very healthily at school and at home, though food prices are a bit higher here than in the US. At least neither you nor I are in Spain where there are regions that are planning to start charging kids who bring their lunch to school something like 3 USD per day for using the cafeteria.

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  17. Idiomatics by FrankDrebin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hungry? Get some grub.

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    1. Re:Idiomatics by vigour · · Score: 1

      Hungry? Get some grub.

      I wish I still had mod points for that.

    2. Re:Idiomatics by SpeedBump0619 · · Score: 5, Funny

      'They will become popular when we get away from the word insects and use something like mini-livestock (PDF).'

      Hivestock.

    3. Re:Idiomatics by 14erCleaner · · Score: 1

      Grass-fed hoppers.

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    4. Re:Idiomatics by Yosho-sama · · Score: 1

      Hungry? Why wait. Stickbugs.

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  18. Another crystal ball post by ocean_soul · · Score: 1

    Seriously? When did /. begin copying idiotic and arbitrary predictions from mass media mediums?

    1. Re:Another crystal ball post by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Some time around 1998, why do you ask?

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  19. If we had Hitch Hiker's Food. by craznar · · Score: 1

    We could say "Meet the Food of the Future".

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  20. There is no reason to starve by Hentes · · Score: 1

    If people only eat as much food as they need there will be enough for everyone.

    1. Re:There is no reason to starve by Ignacio · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There already is more than enough food produced to make everyone on the planet fat. The problems are distribution and cost.

    2. Re:There is no reason to starve by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      if meat prices shoot up by 7x worldwide then the west can make lots of money maybe our agriculture will finally be self profitable then. we could be producing a lot more meat if someone just was going to buy it.

      and suddenly having cow(or variety of) farms in siberia starts to be profitable.

      problem with this we have to as a species start to eat insects is that.. well fuck, ever see a food show about asia which is where this population growth is happening? they're already eating the damn bugs, dogs and just about anything, weeds too and gross fish I wouldn't touch with a stick.

      and it's a recurring scifi theme for so many cycles now that until these futurologist assholes come up with something that shows today to be the day they can ship lab grown meat to shops they could just stfu and speculate with something else for a change.

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    3. Re:There is no reason to starve by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Yep, and I religiously follow that scale the doctor gave to my parents when they asked, "hey doc, how much of this food stuff should I feed to him?".

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  21. Who Took My Cheese? by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    I need some cheese once in awhile on my veggie burrito.

  22. Playing Games With Names by resistant · · Score: 2

    The marketing problem with insect consumption for Western audiences could probably be addressed by focusing a non-objectionable label on one particular kind of insect, much in the way that "beef", "pork", "chicken" and "fish" are labels for specific kinds of animal. The relatively innocuous term "cultured grasshopper meat" sounds a lot better than the generic term "squashed, processed bugs", for example. Once the idea of eating bugs ... pardon me, "cultured insect meat" gains traction, acceptance for this new food will naturally expand over time to other insects.

    Admittedly, I expect the idea of eating yucky wormies will catch on very, very slowly indeed with Americans, no matter how enthusiasts try to make them sound appetizing by frying them up or making delicious-looking meat pies out of them. Personally, worms will always make me think of the squishy, nasty messes on the sidewalk after a hard rain, and I'll smack anyone who tries to get me to actually eat them.

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    1. Re:Playing Games With Names by toriver · · Score: 1

      Shrimp and the like are in effect "sea insects", and we eat those... and people generally do not bother trying to find out what is inside their hot dogs... :)

    2. Re:Playing Games With Names by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      what matters: does it taste salty, tasty and greasy? if it does get in my tummy!

      (I don't like shrimps)

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    3. Re:Playing Games With Names by budgenator · · Score: 1

      When I was is 5th grade, Tony used to eat earth worms, slurped them down like a speghetti noodles. The rational side of my brain says that eating earthworms isn't any different than oysters or clams, even with my adventurous palette, I just can't bring myself to test it out. I'm sure that if I had not eaten in a couple three or four days, Earthworms would rate up there with escargo and spam.

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    4. Re:Playing Games With Names by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Shrimp and the like are in effect "sea insects", and we eat those...

      Actually, I've seen food statistics saying that almost all the world's shrimp catch is consumed in 3 countries, the US, the UK and Japan. In much of the rest of the world, they're considered big ocean-going bugs, and not normal people food.

      One story I read about this back in the 1990s was typical if a bit odd: It was a report on the first successful shrimp "farms", which had been developed in Mexico. The report went on to say that this was odd because Mexicans mostly don't eat shrimp; they catch them and sell them to those weird northerners who like them. Supposedly most of the shrimp consumption in Mexico happens at vacation spots frequented by Americans.

      OTOH, I've personally known a number of people from Mexico and other parts of Central America who, when here in the US, eat shrimp as if they were normal food. Maybe it has changed over the years, or depends on just where they came from. Maybe if they lived in a tourist zone, they learned to eat the funny stuff that the tourists liked to eat.

      In any case, sometimes when there's shrimp on the table I like to refer to them as "water bugs", to see the reactions that gets. Some people grin and grab a shrimp; others get confused and have an "I never thought of it that way" look on their faces. While they're deciding what to do, I and the grinners can eat most of the shrimp.

      I've also liked to point out to some of my kosher-eating Jewish friends that the Bible explicitly lists grasshoppers, locusts, and their kin as being on the "approved eating" list, while excluding other invertebrates. This is good for confusing the Fundie Christian types, too. Point out that eating shrimp, lobster or crab is forbidden by their Bible, but locusts and grasshoppers are explicitly approved. They usually don't have a good answer to this. Sometimes they express disbelief, but that's dangerous for them, because someone is likely to ask to see their Bible for a minute, and turn to the food-law sections, and guess what? ;-)

      (This is also a good tactic when they express disapproval of things like homosexuality. Ask them to find a ban on such things in the Bible, and when they do, point out the nearby ban on eating things like shrimp. Then ask them if they ever eat shrimp. It's as bad as gay sex, y'know. Actually, I learned this tactic from some of gay friends, whom I don't criticize, because I just know they'll turn around and criticize me for liking shrimp and crab meat. ;-)

      We humans aren't very consistent in our tastes ...

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    5. Re:Playing Games With Names by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      As someone who is allergic to prawns, I can tell you they are served pretty extensively in Australia and New Zealand.

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    6. Re:Playing Games With Names by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'd guess you're right, though Australia and New Zealand don't add up to a whole lot of people. ;-) Actually, I'd guess that lots of places settled by folks from the UK would also eat crustacea, as we Americans do.

      I'd also guess that the coastal population of China eats a lot of crustacea, but haven't been part of such statistics until fairly recently. And I've read a number of claims that Chinese data is still widely excluded, because there's such a strong history of bogus numbers coming from their government agencies, numbers sufficiently incorrect to seriously compromise the accuracy of global fish population estimates.

      We do still have serious problems getting accurate population estimates for many important species (not to mention the unimportant ones).

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  23. Incects/bugs... by CheshireDragon · · Score: 2

    "Plus, there are an estimated 1,400 species that are edible to man."
    Edible doesn't mean tasty. I am open to the idea as I eat spiders in my sleep, but there are some that don't look to tempting and I would most likely get very hungry before eating one.
    I like that term as well: 'mini-livestock' I think it will stick hahaha
    I think we can make the switch, but I am sure it will be the pussy switch just like Vegetarians. Open up there freezer and what do you see? Veggie-BURGER, meat substituted STEAK and all other kinds of crap that are vegetable based, but looks and tastes like meat. And the therapist said "I" was in denial?

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    1. Re:Incects/bugs... by rrohbeck · · Score: 2

      King crabs aren't much different from huge spiders.
      That's why I never liked lobster. Nothing but huge bugs.

    2. Re:Incects/bugs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As someone who has eaten plenty, veggie burgers neither look like nor taste like meat in any way. They are shaped in patties for easy cooking/ to fit buns.

    3. Re:Incects/bugs... by jc42 · · Score: 2

      I like to point out that a "veggie burger" is pretty much the same thing as falafel, which is a staple of the Middle-Eastern diet, and which is never considered a meat substitute. It's a perfectly good food item on its own, and not a substitute for anything else. It can be fun to mention to people not familiar with such things that, if they're in a Middle-Eastern restaurant and see something that looks like a meatball, it's almost certainly vegetarian. And people there will look at you weird if you call it a meatball. ;-)

      In American southern-style restaurants, "hush puppies" are a staple item, and if thoroughly cooked, often look a lot like meatballs (or falafel). Again, they're not a substitute for anything. Everyone from the South knows they're made of cornmeal (usually with a bit of egg as a binder), and not even vaguely related to meat. I've also seen cornmeal dumplings that look a lot like meatballs, but that's not nearly as common. My wife's family is southern (and she made fried green tomatoes as part of today's dinner), and she likes the taste of caramelized carbohydrates, so she tends to overcook hush-puppies and corn dumplings to a brown color, making them look much like meatballs. Others prefer them their normal yellow color, or white if they used white cornmeal, but who does that?

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  24. McDonalds putting worms in their burgers?!? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Anyone else here old enough to remember the panic when an urban legend spread that McDonalds was using ground earthworms in their burgers?

    Well, multiply that by a hundred and guess why no food company or restaurant in their right mind is going to be jumping on this bandwagon anytime soon.

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    1. Re:McDonalds putting worms in their burgers?!? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Anyone else here old enough to remember the panic when an urban legend spread that McDonalds was using ground earthworms in their burgers?

      And I remember hearing something about a McDonald's spokesmutant reputedly recording something on the order of "Now why would we had earthworms at $7.50 a pound to 85 cent a pound ground round to save money????'

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  25. I, Caveman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So, interestingly enough... I caught an episode of Morgan Spurloch's new docu/experiment.

    In the episode I saw 2 people leave, and one essentially go crazy from lack of protein. What happened first was the smallest thinnest woman probed to be the most incapable of dealing with the extreme lack of meat protein and fat. She voluntarily left when the "tribe" failed twice to kill an elk. Strangely enough the supposed semi-pro hunter of the group voluntarily left second. He couldn't deal with the frustration of failing to kill an elk with a spear and atlatl. Morgan kept trying to kill a muskrat, but also couldn't remain patient enough to land a killing blow.

    The weirdest thing was how the sanity of the vegetarian played out. She consistently tried to brainwash the other tribe members by constantly complaining about animal meat. IIRC she successfully swayed the tiny girl that left to not eat any of the fish they caught because none of the other tribe members would remove the head... Yes. She refused dire nutrients because it had a face on it and the vegetarian brain-washed here into essentially starving until she volunteered to leave from lack of food and partial dehydration.

    The next morning after the semi-pro hunter left, a few of the tribe members (including the woman that got her feet wet and complained about being cold while intentionally avoiding huddling around the campfire) set out early to stalk the elk herd. Back at camp, the vegetarian did literally nothing for the tribe; however she made herself a nice salad of grass and leaves... ROFL. The other members at camp started building a drying rack in the hopes the hunters brought back some meat to preserve.

    The first atlatl strike missed the target and almost startled the herd into fleeing, however the second guy landed a beautiful shot to the neck of a large buck. They waited a few moments until it collapsed then went in for the kill. I was proud to see the woman (I think her name was Manu) make the kill shot by puncturing the elk's lung. All 4 members of the hunting party became extremely emotional about killing the large majestic mammal.

    They performed a small ritual, thanking the animal for its sacrifice, then proceeded to draw and quarter it. They hauled over 200lbs of fresh elk meat back to camp for all of the tribe to share... except the vegetarian.

    The vegetarian immediately began complaining that they had murdered an animal to consume. She began gagging in what I believe was an attempt at spreading a mass hysteric type social reflex (think of a yawn and how it seems to spread). Then came the complaints about how gross it was to butcher it in the field, and she wasn't going to eat any it because it was against her beliefs.

    Here is where they pan to the actual scientists running the show. They began to discuss the ramifications of tribe members that refuse to contribute to the tribe, and how in ancient times there were rules to compensate for the lazy and belligerent. Next they began to discuss how if the "experiment" continued how she would rapidly become emaciated and essentially starve to death from lack of edible plant proteins in the wild.

    So, the moral is that animals need to die for homo sapien sapiens to survive in our modern bodies as they evolved. Over the last 3 years I have been cutting out plant protein/sugar as my staple and replacing it with animal protein/fat. I feel 100x healthier and happier than I have in over a decade. As long as there are ungulates I will never return to plants as my staple diet. If that means poaching, so be it. Humans require animal protein/fat to be healthy. It's scientifically proven.

    1. Re:I, Caveman by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      They don't necessarily have to die. Eggs and milk protein are far better proteins than meat. Ask any bodybuilder.

    2. Re:I, Caveman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There are many examples of humans not only surviving, but flourishing on a vegetarian and even (science forbid) a vegan diet. Just because you watch a television show with some "scientists" talking about meat and see some idiot who calls herself a vegetarian does not "scientifically prove" anything.

      Just to throw this out there - nothing can be scientifically proven, you can only reject or fail to reject a hypothesis. In your case, your hypothesis of "humans require animal protein/fat to be healthy" would have to be rejected, considering the large amount of scientific evidence that would contradict it.

      The most relevant example of this, since the Olympics are a hot topic right now, would be the number of Olympians who eat vegetarian diets. True, not all are vegetarians, but the very fact that world record setting athletes are vegetarians would go quite contrary to your "scientifically proven" suggestion.

    3. Re:I, Caveman by camionbleu · · Score: 1

      So, the moral is that animals need to die for homo sapien sapiens to survive in our modern bodies as they evolved.

      The moral is nothing of the kind. We need protein in order to live, and if a group chooses to go back to living as hunter-gatherers, clearly they need to catch animals to eat. But most of us do not live in that way. And, as there are more and more of us on the planet, we have to resort to increasingly desperate factory farming techniques in order to allow people to eat large quantities of meat. The solution is to find a different source of protein. TFA suggests insects and algae. But we could achieve the goal equally well by eating plant proteins, which can be cultivated using about one-tenth the amount of land required for animal proteins. In other words, it's far more efficient to eat the plant proteins ourselves than the feed them to animals and then eat the animals. The large number of healthy vegans shows a healthy diet can be modern and plant-based.

    4. Re:I, Caveman by fish+waffle · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The real moral of that story is that reality tv is entertainment, not science.

    5. Re:I, Caveman by data2 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Most serious vegetarians (I consider myself to be one), know full well that only modern methods of science are able to extract needed amounts of protein from plant sources, be it through tofu, seitan, tempeh or else. Humans are not made to be fueled solely by salad and grass.

      Bio-availability of plant protein is lower when it is only from one source, and while most people eat a diverse enough mix, one can get problems with it quite easily. But by mixing, this can be greatly improved (as can be witnessed by the protein shakes for body builders that are purely plant based).

    6. Re:I, Caveman by cryptizard · · Score: 1

      How is that the moral? At a stretch, the moral is that 5000 year ago we had to kill animals to survive. We also walked around naked and had no written language. More aptly, the moral is that the vegetarian woman had no survival training and could not forage for food that would keep her alive. Nowadays we have modern agriculture and it is perfectly viable to life off plants. Nobody has scientifically proven that you need meat to be healthy, that would be big time news and we would all have heard about it. What you need is certain vitamins, minerals, proteins etc. which you absolutely can get from the right plants and (if you want to be lazy) supplements.

      To counter your anecdote, I haven't eaten meat in many years and I feel better than ever. Have I just scientifically proven that you can't eat meat and be healthy? Of course not.

    7. Re:I, Caveman by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 2

      I think you're missing a zero.

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    8. Re:I, Caveman by cryptizard · · Score: 1

      Okay, maybe we had clothes but the oldest writings we have are less than 5000 years old.

    9. Re:I, Caveman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen it, but I can tell from your description that it was just plain stupid, as intolerable as one of those "Survivor" "reality" shows. It was neither a documentary nor an experiment, at least not a valid one by any measure. You can bet that a few minutes before the "gagging" scene, the director was telling the actor playing the vegetarian character to gag it up and try to complain in a slightly more shrill tone. The camera caught every one of her lines, right?

    10. Re:I, Caveman by Albinoman · · Score: 2

      Actually, that's wrong too. Sure, we can't read them, but that doesn't make them not writings.

      I would think evolutionary science alone should be enough to show that we need meat. The fact that we evolved to eat it and that you have to eat a wide variety of plants which are not all found in the same area to replace it should be enough to show that you need meat to survive on a healthy, natural diet. The Aztec had lots of problems surviving on a nearly vegetarian diet. Their bones were yellow from eating mostly maize. The agricultural revolution made people shorter, grow smaller brains, live shorter lives, and have more problems with their teeth and diseases than their hunter/gatherer ancestors. How about how people who regularly consume fish, especially when young, are smarter than those that don't? It isn't impossible to be healthy without meat, but you're using modern science and agriculture to get around something you actually do need. Maybe it won't (immediately) kill you, but to say it's unneeded, or has no negative effects is certainly erroneous.

    11. Re:I, Caveman by cryptizard · · Score: 1

      The fish thing has to do with iodine which most people get from iodized salt nowadays. Why should we ignore technological advances in favor of a "natural" diet? We obviously trust in technology for lots of other aspects of our lives, why is this one sacrosanct? We do all kinds of unnatural things. My point is not that people shouldn't eat meat, but that we should do whatever makes us happy and be honest with ourselves about it. If you truly have no problem eating animals, more power to you. I just think it is disingenuous when people put forth the idea that you cannot be healthy on a vegetarian diet so that they can assuage their personal guilt over eating animals. Many people (I am not talking about you, just some people I know from my experience) use this argument to mask the fact that they are too lazy or glutinous to make the necessary diet changes. The same way obese people won't adjust their diet to save their own lives, people who otherwise would not eat meat cling to this false idea that it is impossible to be healthy without it.

    12. Re:I, Caveman by Albinoman · · Score: 1

      You're certainly right. I only use the word natural in this case because without modern advances, it really was the only way to be healthy. I personally have no moral issues with eating meat (I grew up on a farm and did lots of hunting). That doesn't mean I have no feelings regarding people torturing animals, even if they're about to die. Not real big on trapping or netting either.

      I actually think there's one very major reason that it's a good thing that people have vegetarian diets, hashing out any problems, especially the more elusive long term ones, that could arise. While overpopulation should be the reason, it's space travel. The first off world inhabitants will likely not have anything more than chickens and their eggs for animal protein for a very long time, and that's if they're lucky.

    13. Re:I, Caveman by randyleepublic · · Score: 1

      Amen!

      I have completely cut out all sugar, and the only carbs I eat is a tiny amount of rice and corn. Meat, Clarified Butter, and Green Vegetables are all you need.

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  26. So does that mean by jedirock · · Score: 1

    We have to put Texas out of business? It would get rid of the Eastern Texas courts too!

  27. Help me out here, I'm a bit confused by Revotron · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is the BBC turning into The Onion? Or is the author just plain daft to start with?

    Substituting the words "mini-livestock" in place of "dead insects"? What the fuck are these Brits smoking?

    I know crushed-up insects may pass for a semi-decent gourmet meal by British culinary standards, but here in America I'll stick to my 97% lean ground beef and REAL pork chops, thanks.

    1. Re:Help me out here, I'm a bit confused by Kohath · · Score: 3, Insightful

      97% lean ground beef is sad. The fat is what makes it taste good.

    2. Re:Help me out here, I'm a bit confused by jo_ham · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It worked for rape seed oil, err, I mean "canola" and for mechanically reclaimed meat in place of "lips, ringpieces and bits of meat blasted off the bones".

      It will work for grasshoppers.

    3. Re:Help me out here, I'm a bit confused by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      Is the BBC turning into The Onion? Or is the author just plain daft to start with?

      Substituting the words "mini-livestock" in place of "dead insects"? What the fuck are these Brits smoking?

      I know crushed-up insects may pass for a semi-decent gourmet meal by British culinary standards, but here in America I'll stick to my 97% lean ground beef and REAL pork chops, thanks.

      The other 3% being made up of god knows what of course (in addition to the expected fat):
      http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=2507910n
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLmJ_-Ygaww
      http://www.businessinsider.com/watch-mcdonalds-workers-kick-around-a-dead-rat-like-its-a-soccer-ball-2012-6
      http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/kfc-says-sorry-for-dead-caterpillar-941451

      livestock [lahyv-stok] Show IPA
      noun ( used with a singular or plural verb )
      the horses, cattle, sheep, and other useful animals kept or raised on a farm or ranch.
      source:http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/livestock

      No reason not to use the words mini-livestock when talking about insects bred on an insect farm, for example, that would be sold as food.

      By the way, if you're going to be offensive you should at least get your shit straight before vomiting it up on here and embarrassing those of us Americans that don't want to look like complete idiots.

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    4. Re:Help me out here, I'm a bit confused by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Yup. Just run enough TV ads and people will believe you.

    5. Re:Help me out here, I'm a bit confused by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Substituting the words "mini-livestock" in place of "dead insects"? What the fuck are these Brits smoking?

      I know crushed-up insects may pass for a semi-decent gourmet meal by British culinary standards, but here in America I'll stick to my 97% lean ground beef and REAL pork chops, thanks.

      Calling it 97% lean ground beef is obviously favorable to you, especially compared to "dead skinny cow."

    6. Re:Help me out here, I'm a bit confused by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      it isn't "reclaimed," that sounds nasty. It is "mechanically separated."

    7. Re:Help me out here, I'm a bit confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      +5 Insightful, WTF? This is an aberration of the USA. The rest of the western world enjoys much leaner non-steroid abused meat that doesn't taste like sawdust.

      A properly cooked medium-rare eye-fillet steak (ie. virtually zero fat beyond what was used in the pan to cook it) far surpasses the quantity-over-quality approach of the fatty "marbled" steaks that are so heavily overhyped in the USA.

      The last time I visited, I was forced to pay upwards of $80 for a decent steak from cattle 'organically' farmed on a private ranch. Everything else tasted like the meat industry had found a way to add water to it and dilute out all of the flavour.

      Please mod my post -1, Troll. Thank you.

    8. Re:Help me out here, I'm a bit confused by arkane1234 · · Score: 2

      Funny, 97% lean ground beef tastes good.

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    9. Re:Help me out here, I'm a bit confused by arkane1234 · · Score: 2

      Calling it 97% lean ground beef is obviously favorable to you, especially compared to "dead skinny cow."

      not sure if you're making a joke, or if you just don't know. I'll bite.
      Different sections of the cow are used for differing fat percentages.
      Chuck: 78-84% lean
      Round: 85-89% lean
      Sirloin: 90-95% lean

      In the last decade or so, processes to remove fat from the meat have been created to reach different levels with different styles of beef.

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    10. Re:Help me out here, I'm a bit confused by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1

      You do know how much of that "ground beef" is actually insects, rat parts, etc., don't you? Or do you just blindly trust that the labels on the packaging are 100% true, and not off by the amount allowed by the FDA?

      http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/105442
      "Meat of all sorts—ground beef, chicken nuggets, taco filling, etc.—must include at least 35 percent actual meat. The other 65 percent doesn’t have to be meat, and can be made up of any mixture of edible fillers and chemicals, including cornstarch, water, soy, maltodextrin, silicon dioxide, food colorings and artificial flavoring. "

      Basically, if you didn't kill it and butcher it yourself... you ain't eating what you think you're eating. If you think I'm wrong, just visit a local meat processing plant. They are located all over the country, and are usually not against giving tours, as long as you don't come off as an eco-nut.

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  28. A much more accurate prediction by Kohath · · Score: 2

    In the future, people will eat essentially the same things we eat now. Rising prices for meat will cause meat producers to make more money, which will cause more people to raise more livestock for meat, which will cause meat prices to stabilize at a supply/demand equilibrium.

    Environmental concerns will become less and less important to people as people learn that human concerns are less and less important to environmentalists. Practical conservation efforts will regain the environmental mainstream, overthrowing the hairshirt doomsday environmentalism that peaked in about 2005.

    Futurists and futurologists (?) will continue to predict "interesting" futures, because no one writes an article about you when you say things will stay about the same.

    1. Re:A much more accurate prediction by eclectro · · Score: 2

      which will cause more people to raise more livestock for meat,

      Expect to see the return and rise of the local family farm. If chickens cost $100 each, suddenly they will become very lucrative. Also, more less desirable meat cuts of an animal become marketable in one form or another. And let's not forget that the current more agrarian third world countries will see a boon in the export of their farm products including meat.

      All of which leads to a stabilization of meat prices.

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    2. Re:A much more accurate prediction by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 1

      Things rarely stay the same. Capitalism is dynamic.

  29. Re:Meat gap? by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Meat is easy.

    If you dump animal proteins then you actually have to know what you are doing. Otherwise you can do permanent damage to yourselves. If you're going to be a vegetarian then you need the tribal knowledge to back it up and most Westerners simply don't have that.

    Also, if we let all of corn fields go fallow, the cows could live off of that. We can't. That's an important detail that's missed here.

    Cattle used to be semi-wild animals that just wandered around and mostly fended for themslves. It's the same for grazing animals in general.

    A lot of effort and fossil fuel goes into turning grasslands into something that a human might be able to eat. Even if we repurpose the American midwest to direct human feed crops, a lot of high tech effort has to go into it.

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  30. tonight, you shall taste MAN-FLESH! by Guano_Jim · · Score: 1

    I'm really looking forward to the ethical discussion surrounding the consumption of lab-grown or 3D-printed human flesh.

    If you can clone your own muscle tissue and grow it in your basement under heat lamps, is there any reason why you shouldn't put it on the grill with a little gorgonzola?

    1. Re:tonight, you shall taste MAN-FLESH! by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      "moral hazard."

      Done. Now everybody can just line up on a side and make subjective statements. There is no real ethical debate. Either you believe the hazard to be real, or you don't. You can't prove it is safe unless lots of people do it over a long time, which they won't.

    2. Re:tonight, you shall taste MAN-FLESH! by jaymemaurice · · Score: 1

      Why clone your own muscle tissue when you could then maybe clone: platypus, elephant/mamoth, sea turtle, rhinoceros, penguin etc.
      Hell, maybe even then maybe we can go into dinosaur DNA. There are so many animals that were known to be so tasty, other animals eat them much faster then they reproduce. From what I understand, humans are not one of thoes animals.

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  31. Re:Meat gap? by turbidostato · · Score: 3, Informative

    "The human body does not require meat."

    Yes it does. At most I could accept that due to our technology we can (hardly) substitute meat with something else.

    "For example, we could just be eating more carrots."

    If you thing you can exchange the protein needs of a growing human being out of carrots, you are beyond salvation.

    "If less meat gets consumed, there will be more food available to humans overall"

    Fat American standard is not "humans overall". About 90% of human population eats meat in quite a reasonable proportion.

  32. Beh. by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    Well as it stands now, with current food production there's enough room for another 3 billion people. With africa effectively producing nothing, the same still stands. If Africa ever fixes it's problems it would turn into the bread basket of the world again. But that would require a few thing, first among them getting over their petty squabbles. Second environuts and their anti-green revolution agenda will have to get off their high horses, and third will probably require world wide intervention to stop all the damned wars(see the first point).

    I can already hear the cries of "but over-population and all those families having large numbers of children" guess what? In europe, and asia the same thing happened too. The same still happens in parts of asia, because death at childhood due to disease/accident/birth is still the number one killer. But it's more so true for the middle east, and Africa. You raise people up, you reduce the number of children people need to have to "help out on the farm" as it was. Isn't industrialization a grand thing?

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    1. Re:Beh. by toriver · · Score: 1

      Actually what would help Africa the most is if the EU stopped to fuck with their market by dumping heavily subsidized food there. Local chicken farmers cannot compete with packaged goods where the European tax payer happily has paid half the price. But that won't happen until someone comes and tells the EU to actually observe the "free market" principle they pretend to adhere to.

    2. Re:Beh. by rrohbeck · · Score: 2

      I used to have that standpoint too. Until I learned that the "green" revolution is 100% powered by fossil fuels and fertilizers made from fossil fuels plus minerals, some of which are also peaking.

  33. squeamish [..] North Americans... generalize much? by John+Bokma · · Score: 1

    I am Dutch but am living in Mexico right now, and have been living there since early 2004. In Oaxaca, Mexico, one can eat grasshoppers. I've done so on a few occasions, and it's not bad on a taco with guacamole. So it's certainly not in all of NA that people are squeamish about eating insects..

  34. Futurists by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 4, Funny

    Companies hire ethicists when they want to do something unethical, and people call in futurists, to come up with ideas that have no future.

    1. Re:Futurists by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It has been my observation that the primary job requirement for being a futurist is to be able to write, and communicate. Think of any futurist you know, and they are likely a writer. Being in touch with reality is not required, you need to make it sound good.

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    2. Re:Futurists by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 1

      The primary requirement for being a futurist is to be a good fundraiser. Most of them are worse writers than they are thinkers. Generally they are down in the pathos end of the pathos/ethos/logos scale.

    3. Re:Futurists by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Companies hire ethicists when they want to do something unethical, and people call in futurists, to come up with ideas that have no future.

      You're hurting Ray Kurzweil's feelings.

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    4. Re:Futurists by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 1

      I'm sure he's crying all the way to the bank.

    5. Re:Futurists by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately.

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  35. Re:Meat gap? by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    What is this meat gap?

    The human body does not require meat. There are some amino acids that humans have to consume from animal sources, which include milk or eggs.

    If this is talking about what to replace meat with, then this is somewhat of a moot point, since there is a dietary change required anyway (i.e. there is no thing to replace meat with that is not just as thinkable as another). For example, we could just be eating more carrots.

    If less meat gets consumed, there will be more food available to humans overall, since the ratio of food used to food gained (by converting plants etc. to meat via e.g. feeding a cow) is about 10.

    Humans are omnivores. We need meat to survive - to be accurate, we need a balanced diet of meat and plant matter (veg/fruit) to survive.

  36. Doubling meat prices means starvation by kawabago · · Score: 1

    The poor cannot afford to pay double for meat so they will starve. That will lead to civil unrest. If we can't afford to feed the poor then society will break down.

    1. Re:Doubling meat prices means starvation by Richard_J_N · · Score: 2

      No it doesn't. They'll just have to turn (mostly) vegetarian. Meat isn't a requirement for a balanced diet.

    2. Re:Doubling meat prices means starvation by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Let's start by growing crops that are good then, all that useless corn taking up 99% of the farmland. That if it was not actively farmed would turn back into the american desert it was back in the colonial days.

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    3. Re:Doubling meat prices means starvation by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Having a medically viable alternative won't prevent people from rioting.

    4. Re:Doubling meat prices means starvation by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Things like rice and lentils? They're very cheap: that's the main reason why so many people eat them. I've known a lot of people who were almost completely, if not completely, vegetarian while they were students because it was much cheaper to eat good (and healthy) vegetarian food than meat.

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    5. Re:Doubling meat prices means starvation by Richard_J_N · · Score: 1

      Depends on the rate of change. If meat prices simply rise above inflation for 20 years, nobody is likely to even notice.

  37. Re:FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU by jo_ham · · Score: 1, Funny

    To be fair though, if people in the UK are considering adding bugs to their diet, that'd probably represent an improvement on the typical British food, from what I've heard.

    Says the man from the country that gave us the drive through fast food joint and the 52 oz "medium" soda.

  38. Chicken Little by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Lab grown meat is probably in our future, but I have seen these insect eating predictions a few times before since the middle of the last century and somehow we are still producing enough proper food for everybody. OK, except India and north east Africa. They still don't produce enough food for everybody and probably never will, since they refuse to reduce their populations to sustainable levels. Well, I suppose their populations are at sustainable levels, just not the kind of sustainable that the rest of us would consider sustainable...

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  39. Re:Conservation of Energy, and Meat by TFAFalcon · · Score: 2

    The 'waste' factor depends on the terrain you're working with. Trying to grow any kind of a food crop on fairly steep hills is pretty futile, while cows or sheep are happy to graze there.

  40. Re:Conservation of Energy, and Meat by russotto · · Score: 1

    Every calorie of energy that powers your body came from the sun.

    Nope, I eat cows fed specially-engineered seafloor vent Archae. Stuff costs more than osmium per ounce, but it's worth it just to have a counterexample to this claim.

  41. Malthusians never learn... by divisionbyzero · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We will find a way to continue to produce food efficiently, mostly for the reason that it is very profitable to do so.

    1. Re:Malthusians never learn... by matunos · · Score: 1

      ...or produce humans more expensively.

    2. Re:Malthusians never learn... by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Exactly how anti-malthusian are you? It's pretty absurd to imagine the population skyrocketing forever.

      But from current predictions it appears to me that birth control will save us.

    3. Re:Malthusians never learn... by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Yeah, especially people in Sudan and Ethiopia.

  42. Re:Meat gap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    It's not bullshit. If you ate nothing but salad every day, you're not going to get the same nutrition that you would from eating a lot of meats.

    The vegetarian/vegan forums are all full of people who go on a fad vegan diet and end up not feeling well or having other issues because they did not adjust their diet properly.

    While most people eat terribly, meat is a very easy source of calories and protein. To get the same from veggies you need to pick out the right stuff. A lot of people don't understand that.

  43. Bio-reactor milk? by Richard_J_N · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've always wondered why we use cows to generate milk. Given that most of milk is relatively simple (water, sugars, chalk, oil), why can't we have bioreactor into which we put grass-clippings, and get out something roughly similar to milk?

    The need for adding protein, and some kinds of vitamins might be moderately tricky, but I should think that this wouldn't matter for many applications. The only thing that would require the full complexity of real milk would be in making (good quality) cheese. This would also appeal to vegans, some vegetarians, and many people with lactose intolerance.

    1. Re:Bio-reactor milk? by matunos · · Score: 1

      Get thee to a grocer, and ask for one of the umpteenth kinds of milk substitute.

      Soy milk, almond milk, rice milk... the future is now!

    2. Re:Bio-reactor milk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    3. Re:Bio-reactor milk? by Richard_J_N · · Score: 1

      Personally, I find soy-milk most unpleasant. Almond milk is rather delicious, but not really a substitute (it's basically marzipan in solution) - and much more expensive to make. I think we should be able to synthesise something very similar to cow's milk, with similar nutritional and culinary properties... only without the cow.

    4. Re:Bio-reactor milk? by matunos · · Score: 1

      Well we have baby formula too. Enjoy!

    5. Re:Bio-reactor milk? by jelle · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's still cheaper to build that bioreactor.by growing a cow? You don't slaughter the cow to get the milk...

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    6. Re:Bio-reactor milk? by Richard_J_N · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's true. After all, cows are really quite hard to handle: the milking machinery alone is more complex than the bioreactor would be. Cows produce huge amounts of methane too, and require vet treatment, food year round, lots of space, and incur the useless overhead of bulls. Milk production is erratic, and cannot be quickly scaled up and down as demand fluctuates.

    7. Re:Bio-reactor milk? by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      I've always wondered why we use cows to generate milk. Given that most of milk is relatively simple (water, sugars, chalk, oil), why can't we have bioreactor into which we put grass-clippings, and get out something roughly similar to milk?

      The need for adding protein, and some kinds of vitamins might be moderately tricky, but I should think that this wouldn't matter for many applications. The only thing that would require the full complexity of real milk would be in making (good quality) cheese. This would also appeal to vegans, some vegetarians, and many people with lactose intolerance.

      Or...and this isn't so complicated but might just work...we could just get milk from cows?

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    8. Re:Bio-reactor milk? by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

      Given that most of our food is made up of starches, sugars, oil, and water... there is a good reason why we don't simply bioreactor all of our food. That is, it isn't that simple.

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    9. Re:Bio-reactor milk? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's true.

      Then build this bio-reactor of which you speak and make a fortune. Or perhaps it is both harder/more expensive to do so than you think and managing cows is cheaper/easier than you think.

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    10. Re:Bio-reactor milk? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I've always wondered why we use cows to generate milk. Given that most of milk is relatively simple (water, sugars, chalk, oil), why can't we have bioreactor into which we put grass-clippings, and get out something roughly similar to milk?

      For the same reason we can't do many things that ill educated think we should be able to do - those things aren't nearly as simple as they mistakenly believe.

    11. Re:Bio-reactor milk? by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      I've always wondered why we use cows to generate milk. Given that most of milk is relatively simple (water, sugars, chalk, oil), why can't we have bioreactor into which we put grass-clippings, and get out something roughly similar to milk?

      The need for adding protein, and some kinds of vitamins might be moderately tricky, but I should think that this wouldn't matter for many applications. The only thing that would require the full complexity of real milk would be in making (good quality) cheese. This would also appeal to vegans, some vegetarians, and many people with lactose intolerance.

      An interesting thing about lactose intolerance with milk is that it is mostly brought on by pasteurization. Drinking raw milk will be just fine for most people. You would need an extreme lactose intolerance for raw milk to give you any issues. There are enzymes in raw milk like lactoperoxidase that help with the digestion of the lactose. The other thing I found interesting when I started drinking raw milk, was there are things added to processed and pasteurized milk that are not in any ingredients list. The pasteurization kills off the bacteria and destroys some of the cells in the milk. These dead cells would settle to the bottom of the milk container and form a grey sludge. Since this would be very unappetizing, they add chemicals that keep these dead cells suspended in the liquid. I've never been one to drink a lot of milk, I don't really like it. But the thought of a bunch of dead crap floating around with some unknown chemicals makes it even more gross. Another benefit from the raw milk is I can skim the cream off the top and use it in my coffee. Now that is tasty!

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  44. Re:Conservation of Energy, and Meat by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    So, what you're saying is that, if I want to consume conspicuously, I should consume the meat of lions who feed only on humans who ate beef?

    As for the fast food... I don't see how high meat prices would kill it. The need fast food fills isn't for meat products per se, but for food that is a) cheap and b) doesn't take a lot of time for the purchaser to purchase, obtain, and consume. That need doesn't go away sans meat, it just gets filled in a different way.

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  45. Let's go see the buggalo! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Nothing like an Black angus Buggalo steak. Mmmm. I'll take another piece of Thorax, I like how it has a stingy taste.

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  46. Re:Why would meat price rise ? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    If we want to reduce the impact of Cattle, why dont we eat them when they are young? baby cows are mighty tasty!

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  47. That's Chapulines by TarPitt · · Score: 3, Informative

    A delicacy among Oaxacans:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapulines

    Though I would note the following:

    Chapulines must be very well cooked prior to consumption, because, as with other grasshoppers, they may carry nematodes that can infest human hosts.

    In 2007, several American media reported concerns over lead contamination in products imported from Zimatlán, a municipality in Oaxaca, including chapulines[3]. In California, an investigation among community residents in Monterey County showed a larger risk for lead poisoning on people who either were from or reported eating food imported from Zimatlán.

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    1. Re:That's Chapulines by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      A delicacy among Oaxacans:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapulines

      Though I would note the following:

      Chapulines must be very well cooked prior to consumption, because, as with other grasshoppers, they may carry nematodes that can infest human hosts.

      In 2007, several American media reported concerns over lead contamination in products imported from Zimatlán, a municipality in Oaxaca, including chapulines[3]. In California, an investigation among community residents in Monterey County showed a larger risk for lead poisoning on people who either were from or reported eating food imported from Zimatlán.

      You're also advised to well-cook pork (trichinosis). And substitute mercury for lead, and apply it to tuna.

      I went to a local German deli once and they sold cans of chocolate-covered grasshoppers. A small can was $75, so if you market it right, people will not only eat bugs, they'll pay a premium.

      Not me, however. Name it anything you want. Call it "candy hoppers" or "vita-munchies", but for me, bugs have too many spiky little parts, often have an off-putting smell, and the only chitin I voluntarily consume is in mushrooms. Grubs might be better, but I can't get excited about them, either.

      Heck, it's hard enough to feed me asparagus!

  48. Beyond Meat? by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

    Has anyone tried the beyond meat fake chicken? It allegedly looks, feels, and tastes like chicken.

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  49. Overpopulation is myth disconnected from reality by INowRegretThesePosts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The third world will carry on starving until they have enough education to limit the number of children they have

    There is no global overpopulation. Some places (such as Japan) are already experiencing population aging and decline, which is bad in many ways. Other places (such as the USA and specially Europe) already have sub-replacement fertility rates, and their population only grows because of demographic lag and immigration. It is predicted the the European Union population (now at 503M) will reach zero natural population increase by 2015 and zero total population increase in 2035 (at 520M), then start declining.

    The USA will grow from 310M in 2010 to 403M in 2050. [1]
    Asia will increase from 4.2B in 2010 to 5.1B in 2050, then start declining. [2]

    The only region that is really growing is Africa. It will increase from 1B in 2010 to 2.2B in 2050. [2] Then its population density will be 73/km2. [3] Compare that to the current population density in Portugal (115/km2), in South Korea (487/km2) and in Taiwan (641/km2). [4]

    Global population is predicted to grow from 7B in 2011 to 9B in 2050 and 10B in 2100 [5] and start falling soon after [6].

    And according to [7], 40-50% of America-produced food is thrown away. According to [8], 1/3 of the world food is thrown away.
    And this does not take into account that people eat, just for pleasure, excessive quantities of resource-intensive food (such as meat). If Americans/Europeans want to help the poor, an easy way would be to decrease (say, by 30%) their diet of meat. This will immediately reduce food demand and, for double bonus, the saved money can be donated to charity. And much arable land is wasted on subsidized inefficient corn-based ethanol. You can lobby your government to stop that.

    Plus, there does not seem to be a negative correlation between population density and GDP per capita. [9]

    African hunger is not caused by overpopulation. It is caused by corrupt and authoritarian governments, and by guerrillas/terrorists motivated by Marxism, theocractic Islamism, ethnic hate or simply greed.

    Overpopulation fear-mongering is very old - at least as old as Malthus. One of its more recent incarnations was the 1968 book "The Population Bomb", which predicted mass starvation to occur in the 1970s.

    Anyway, for better or for worse, there is already strong action taken by individuals, foundations, and Western governments, to restrict fertility in Africa.

    1 : http://esa.un.org/unpd/wpp/Analytical-Figures/htm/fig_11.htm
    2 : http://esa.un.org/unpd/wpp/Analytical-Figures/htm/fig_2.htm
    3 : According to [2], Africa will have 2.2B people in 2050, and according to Google[10] and Wikipedia [11], the area of Africa is 30,221,532 km2
    4 : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_and_dependent_territories_by_population_density
    5 : http://esa.un.org/unpd/wpp/Analytical-Figures/htm/fig_1.htm
    6 : http://esa.un.org/unpd/wpp/Analytical-Figures/htm/fig_6.htm
    7 : http://www.foodnavigator-usa.com/news/ng.asp?id=56376-us-wastes-half
    8 : http://www.fao.org/news/story/en/item/74192/icode/
    9 : http://sanamagan.wordpress.com/2011/03/10/population-population-density-gdp-per-capita-ppp/
    10 : https://www.google.com.br/search?q=africa+area
    11 :

  50. Future smuture by Penurious+Penguin · · Score: 1

    For now, while animals still dwell in all their mightiness -- I mean meatiness -- and stand high above their future insect saviors, there's Meat-Glue, aka, transglutaminase, or Activa! Such things could have one more open to a bug in the mouth.

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    1. Re:Future smuture by Penurious+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I forgot the closing quotes in the href:
      Meat-Glue,
      transglutaminase">

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  51. Re:Meat gap? by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and I also didn't get the bit about replacing salt with seaweed... wtf? Oh well.

    If less meat gets consumed, there will be more food available to humans overall, since the ratio of food used to food gained (by converting plants etc. to meat via e.g. feeding a cow) is about 10.

    And IIRC, that is true for every layer. Plants to cow, cow to humans = 100 times less effective than, say, humans doing photosynthesis directly :D

  52. There are other options by Grayhand · · Score: 1

    We don't all have to eat insects to solve the food problem. I do agree seaweed is part of the solution and insects can play a major role. Cattle simply aren't practical to based a large portion of our diet on as many Americans do. They have an extremely poor conversion rate. Sheep are terrible too. Both produce massive amounts of greenhouse gases and require ridiculous amounts of land and water. Bison were a better solution and before we turned the Great Plains into the great grain belt there were 60 million of them that required no care. Bison can't replace cattle but they are an example of a low impact animal. Fish are the best at food conversion. Birds like chickens and game birds are also very good. Where we got into trouble was the focus on grain based diets. It seemed the logical way to industrialize domestic animals but it left us using the bulk of the land to grow grains. Also the over use of grains is part of the weight problem. Our animals are unhealthy and we eat heavily processes grains for the bulk of our diet. I started researching the problem many years ago. One of the things that got me started was reading that young birds especially turkeys had to be fed a special processed feed that was high in protein. Given wild birds don't have access to store bought feed it lead me to the fact most young birds survive on an insect based diet. Even adult birds like chickens and turkeys eat a lot of insects when they are free ranged. Factory animals eat no insects only grain. Insects like crickets are easy to raise in volume and could replace a lot of the processed feed. Also millet and grain sorghum make more sense than corn. Both grow on poor land with little water or fertilizer. Fish have a similar issue. Tilapia are farm raised and one of the easiest to raise. On a natural diet they are healthy food but by forcing them to eat a grain based diet they get the nickname bacon with fins. Guess what they eat in the wild? Duckweed, it's pest weed that grows on top of the water. They love it, it's easy to grow and it can form a 100% of their diet. Similar with farm raised trout. In the wild insects make up a lot of their diet with small bait fish, frogs and crayfish the rest. In farm raised trout they aren't fed any of their natural diet. Bait fish eat algae and insects are once again easy to raise so there's no need to force game fish being farm raised onto a grain diet. For us it's a myth grains are the best food. Fruits and vegetables are best for us. Right now it takes around an acre of land per person when you factor in everything including meat. By shifting to a more traditional approach and throwing out monoculture which was a disastrous idea the number can be raised to four people per acre. With vertical growing hydroponic systems the numbers can be a lot higher. Traditional systems also have the added benefit of restoring the land rather than depleting it. They use less fertilizer and far less water. One thing on hydroponics. The premade solutions are ridiculously expensive. FYI, you can mix up the dry powers for around a $1 a pound. A pound of powder will make a lot of gallons of solution and only a small amount of solution is added to your water. No petroleum based fertilizers are needed. Hydroponics has one major advantage, extremely low water usage. Also it's easy to add back the trace elements that are lacking in most farmland. One clever idea I read was to use expired vitamins to grind up for trace minerals. Long winded but the point is there are options but they are ones farmers can do themselves that don't rely on corporate America so don't expect the government to champion the approach. We don't have to eat insects to fix the food problem but we can feed our domestic animals insects the way nature intended.

  53. Re:What do you mean he don't eat meat? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    If all else fails we'll eat Lorax. Smoke him slow, whole hog style.

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  54. Cannibolism before eating Insects.. by detain · · Score: 2

    I love red meat .. I think we could designate a few countries as 'alternative meat sources' and use them for burgers and steaks. The idea is disgusting but its less offensive than eating insects.

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  55. To be fair he is right by aepervius · · Score: 2

    You can subsitute meat with a variety of vegetable, which will cover your protein needs. The trick is that you have to be careful to make your choice complement each other or indeed you can go into some amino acid carrency.

    So yeah, a steak or a semi hard choice of complement vegetable. Most people will take the easy way out and the meat. I certainly do. And there is a GOOD reason that for the average humain vegetable taste not as tasty as meat. A very good reason. Most vegetarian with their propaganda never really stops thinking too much about it.

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    1. Re:To be fair he is right by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "The trick is that you have to be careful to make your choice complement each other or indeed you can go into some amino acid carrency. "

      Which is exactly my point. Do you know why do you have to be extra-careful in order to go vegetarian? Because you are not designed to be vegetarian.

      And it's not only aminoacids: read meat provides about 100x usable iron than any vegetable for the same weight.

    2. Re:To be fair he is right by guises · · Score: 1

      All animal products people tend to eat and drink come from vegetarian animals.

      Most of what you said is true - it's foolish to claim that meat is necessary when it's been demonstrated so clearly, over thousands of years by many millions of people, that it is not. This last part though, is a non-sequitur. I suppose maybe you're claiming that all of the amino acids that we eat ultimately come from plants and that, therefore, we don't need to get any from animals? People and cows digest our foods differently. Because we can get protein from cows which themselves got it from grass, doesn't mean that we can cut out the middle man and just eat the grass. That's not how it works.

      We certainly can get all the protein that we need from plants, but the one thing does not follow from the other.

    3. Re:To be fair he is right by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      You can subsitute meat with a variety of vegetable, which will cover your protein needs. The trick is that you have to be careful to make your choice complement each other or indeed you can go into some amino acid carrency.

      Maybe you can cover protein needs, but where do you get the vitamin B12 without eating meat, eggs or dairy? You don't. You have to take supplements or eat fortified foods to get the vitamin B12. Pure veganism is not possible for a human.

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  56. What I hate most about eating insects is ... by Skapare · · Score: 1

    ... the skin and even some legs getting stuck between my teeth. If they would just butcher this mini-livestock to remove these parts, I'd go for it. And also remove the stinger from scorpions.

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  57. Allergies? by TheLink · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Thing that concerns me would be allergies.

    Far fewer people are allergic to fish, chicken, beef than they are to shrimp, crab, lobsters. Or even dust mites. So I wouldn't be surprised if many are also allergic to these "popular" arthropods.

    http://www.hollowtop.com/finl_html/allergies.htm

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    1. Re:Allergies? by hazah · · Score: 1

      Were people this allergic to these in the past? If there was a shift, its reasonable to suggest that another shift may happen in the opposite direction due to circumstance.

    2. Re:Allergies? by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Explain what these "pseudo-allergies" are compared to the true allergies?

      If you eat something and something happens, versus not eating it and not happening, isn't that kinda indicative of an allergy? (barring the obvious poison or toxins)

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    3. Re:Allergies? by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      A true allergy is an immune-system reaction, where a pseudo-allergy doesn't involve the immune system.

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  58. Or... by matunos · · Score: 1

    ...we could eat less meat.

  59. Re:Meat gap? by jo_ham · · Score: 2

    No we don't. There are life long vegetarians/vegans who are still not dead - must be surprising for you.

    You are just accustomed and used to eat meat. It's like a bad habit or maybe even like cold turkey symptoms.
    And like any drug addict you try to defend your drug.

    You are able to be lifelong vegetarians because of supplements added to your foods.

    It's not a "bad habit" to eat meat. Being a pure vegetarian is unnatural, but sustainable with supplements that you don't get from pure vegetables.

  60. Re:Easier solution by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Informative

    That said, my parents raise grass-fed cattle so I could get beef for cheap if I cared to.

    So what? That doesn't (and couldn't) apply to most people on the planet, so adds nothing to the discussion beyond "Cool story, bro" pointlessness.

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  61. Lobsters: fertilizer, restrictions on eating, ... by perpenso · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Land Lobsters.(They're both arthropods) Then you can charge a premium for them.

    I think that would complete the circle. Lobsters used to be called the cockroaches of the sea. They were considered just barely good enough to give to your slaves.

    IIRC ...

    There were actually laws in the Massachusetts Bay colony limiting how often you could feed your servants lobster. Are they still on the books?

    Lobsters were heavily harvested but were often used as fertilizer for the fields.

    At some point someone applied butter heavily, served it to the queen, she said she liked it and things changed virtually overnight. The trash food of the lowest "class" became gourmet.

    This still happens today. My grandfather grew up in Italy poor and hungry. He laughs a little when looking at the menu in Italian restaurants in the U.S. today. Some of the featured and expensive dishes offered are quite literally the meals he was mocked for eating as a child by the kids from wealthier families.

  62. Re:Meat gap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    > "The human body does not require meat."

    > Yes it does.

    I guess the 1.5 billion Indians are not humans then, right? Seem to be able to survive just fine without meat!

  63. More efficient to grow but less efficient as fuel by perpenso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yet, veggie meals are more environmental friendly, more healthy, easier to digest, cheaper, more energy efficient.

    Veggies may be more efficient to grow but they are less efficient as fuel for the human body and mind. It was meat that enabled our brains to grow and to become the species we are today.

    Eating habits need to change but lets not pretend that meat is not a very important food source for our species.

  64. Re:I put the over/under of soylent green jokes at by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

    I'll take the Over for $200, Alex...

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  65. Re:Meat gap? by udachny · · Score: 1

    I've been a vegetarian for 18 years now, for 6 years I was a strict vegan actually. Though I didn't grow up on this diet, millions of people in the world have.

  66. Re:Meat gap? by ohnocitizen · · Score: 2

    Counterpoint: Quinoa.

  67. Re:Meat gap? by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    They add supplements to meat and animal-food. Think about that. A piece of pork can be considered a supplement aswell. And of course killing animals is bad. It's better to not eat them and care about them.

    Of course they do, I didn't suggest otherwise. My point is that if civilisation were to end tomorrow, or you decided to go off and live off the land with no processed foods you would not survive solely on vegetables. You need meat too.

  68. Re:Meat gap? by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Been there. Done that. Luckily the damage wasn't permanent.

    The simple fact of the matter is that WE ARE NOT HERBIVORES. We simply don't have the enzymes for it. This is why cows and sheep can survive on stuff we can't.

    Mass starvation has occured with people trying to eat like herbivores and dying anyways.

    You don't need a "special diet", but you need to exploit a regional food culture that accounts for the lack of meat. Vegans that try to claim otherwise are going to hurt people and their own "cause".

    The fact is that it does take some work. This turns off lazy people. So people with an agenda try to deny the facts.

    Animal protein is an easy shortcut.

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  69. Don't Burn Oil, Eat It by DrTime · · Score: 1

    Back in my college days 1969+, we had Arthur C Clark as a featured speaker one year for the Science Fiction series. Yes it was a long time ago when he did such things.

    One of his comments at a time when oil costs were rising, OPEC was rising, and the idea of global warming was just being introduced...

    He mentioned that then new research suggested that oil could be used to make proteins and therefore it was a possible food or meat substitute. Hence he suggested we should be eating oil and not burning it. That is all I remember form his talk. So, now we are going to eat bugs. Maybe we fry them in petroleum?

    That is all I remember from the speech. Leonard Nimoy also spoke one year and told us how he created the Vulcan greeting hand gesture. Another event featured Gene Roddenberry who told us why he hated Tucson, Az and had bad guys come from it in a Star Trek episode. Good memories all. Fast forward 40+ years and they still make Star Trek movies, Star Trek is on MeTV, and Leonard Nimoy is on Fringe. Some how it all fits together.

  70. Re:Meat gap? by arth1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What is this meat gap?

    The human body does not require meat.

    It doesn't need vegetables either. Inuits are remarkably healthy - more so than your typical pasty health food fanatic.

    And the human body sure as hell doesn't need the poisonous crops like soya, which can't even be safely eaten unless cooked or chemically processed to break down the serpins.

    Suckling long pig seems to me to be a near ideal food source, but too expensive. I think we need more rapid gestation research to provide cheap, nutritional meats.

  71. Some vegetarians eat meat when they feel "off" by perpenso · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The vegetarian/vegan forums are all full of people who go on a fad vegan diet and end up not feeling well or having other issues because they did not adjust their diet properly

    I have a vegetarian friend who goes that path for health reasons, not religion, politics nor philosophy. Once every month or two he "surprises" us (coworkers) by eating meat at lunch. He explained that when he feels his body is a little off he understands that there may be a nutritional imbalance. He understands that a meat free lifestyle is not natural for our species, its not the environment we evolved in. So he does the practical and natural thing. On extremely rare occasions he may try a meat dish out of curiosity. For example when working in the US Gulf Coast region he tried alligator with the rest of us.

    Another friend is purely vegetarian. However he comes from a society that has a long history of vegetarianism and as another poster mentioned, such "tribal wisdom" is of great benefit when planning/implementing a vegetarian diet. This friend is strong and healthy, healthy as in he is a marathon runner.

    Careful and well informed planning seems to be absolutely necessary for a purely vegetarian lifestyle.

    1. Re:Some vegetarians eat meat when they feel "off" by hawkinspeter · · Score: 2

      I'm only a peco-vegetarian myself - I eat fish and seafood, but "nothing with a face" (i.e. no land animals). The inclusion of seafood makes it a lot simpler to replace any missing nutrients. Eggs are also a premium protein source that a lot of people forget about (although not available to vegans).

      What I've recently found far more difficult is removing gluten from my diet (there's a link between my psoriasis and gluten sensitivity). When I go shopping, it seems that the Western diet (Indian and Thai food seem to use far less wheat) includes gluten/wheat in just about every packaged food possible. Nowadays, I tend to plump for meals of fish and fresh vegetables; maybe I'll be adding a sprinkling of roast woodlouse to my meals in future.

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    2. Re:Some vegetarians eat meat when they feel "off" by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      They don't pass the glasses test (they can't wear glasses due to the lack of ears)

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  72. Re:Meat gap? by kermidge · · Score: 1

    What supplements? Could you elaborate?

  73. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    citation needed

    How about numerous Discovery and Science channel programs where medical doctors and evolutionary biologist discuss human evolution?

  74. Burgess? by redneckmother · · Score: 1

    Why do so many recent postings remind me of Burgess' "The Wanting Seed"?

  75. Beans by gstevens · · Score: 1

    Thanks, but I think I'll just eat more beans...

  76. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Non-militant vegetarians that I know say otherwise. They occasionally eat meat when their bodies feel a little "off", they expect a nutritional imbalance. A steak every month or two gets them feeling "right". As others have pointed out a vegetarian lifestyle requires a very carefully researched and planned diet. This is because it is not the lifestyle we evolved under.

  77. I ain't skeered by The+Shootist · · Score: 1

    The family owns 15 acres of grassland. I'll grow my own if I have to.

  78. Re:Meat gap? by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    Primarily certain vitamins and amino acids that you don't get from vegetables in sufficient quantities. Without access to these supplements (either in the form of additional taken supplements, or via fortified foods), living as a pure vegetarian is very difficult - if you were to "live off the land" as a veggie with no access to society, for example. You'd need to grow a specific set of plants to be able to get some of the amino acids that are plentiful in meat.

    It's likely not totally impossible to survive with no meat, but practically it is very hard - we are omnivorous mammals and it really works best if we eat a balanced diet that includes meat and vegetables. (This doesn't address the issue that as a culture we do tend to eat *too much* meat, and too much of everything really).

  79. Foods of the future: same as the last century by macraig · · Score: 1

    The foods of the future will have one defining characteristic in common with foods of the last century: they must be profitable to the mass-producers that sell them. Other characteristics are almost irrelevant, since unless people are willing and able to grow all their own food - which they aren't - then they will be forced to accept whatever is made available to them. Competition will of course ensure that there is some variety and a bit of quality to challenge quantity, as now, but that quality may increasingly only be available to a shrinking minority. The majority may wind up with soylent green, whether the raw material is insects or dead people hardly matters.

    Of course that characterization could wind up completely wrong if we have an Apocalypse.

  80. Utter nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People will eat their veggies LONG before they eat insects.

    Seriously, non-starchy plants are packed with nutrition, and (contrary to the amazingly-successful propaganda from the meat industry) have more than enough protein for humans (including growing children).

    When it comes down to a roach or an avocado, which do YOU think people will find more palatable?

    1. Re:Utter nonsense by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You know...I now, no longer want to live foreverB...hahaha.

      If the food supply comes down to eating bugs...well, I'm glad I won't be around for it when it comes down to that. I don't foresee this happening in my lifetime.

      I LOVE to cook, and love to be creative in the kitchen, and explore foods...but I draw the line at fucking BUGS.

      I don't worry about meat prices going up....I've been cutting down on animal proteins lately....if I want a steak, I'll wait and have GOOD steak...something prime, and dry aged for about 20 something days. Sure it is $22-$24/lb. But I don't eat it every day. When good cuts of meat are on sale, I'll buy and grind my own...and have a great burger. I don't do fast food...

      But really, it would NOT hurt the US, at least...to change the diet back to more of a plant based diet. We'll need to stop all the subsidies and over farming of useless corn that humans can't directly eat without being run through tons of processing.

      Many point out, this move in our food supply is likely a large part of the obesity problem in the US anyway.

      Will I go vegetarian or vegan? NO.

      But I am moving to make most of my plate plant based....and use meats and dairy as a treat and flavoring rather than the part that covers 90% of my plate. Seeing that show, Forks over Knives....was a bit of an eye opener...and the more I research...the more truth that appears to be there.

      And at the very least...I've noticed my food bill has decreased a good bit. Shopping around the edges of the grocery store (fresh produce, etc) and cooking your foods yourselves, is not only healthier, but much more economical. Just scan the food ads for the various stores in your area, and plan your weekly menus from there....get up early one morning to beat the crowds...buy, and cook and eat leftovers for lunches. Poor people can eat much better than they do with the crap food at fast food places. It just takes a little time and effort.

      I basically do all my grocery shopping for the week on early Sat. mornings, or even Sunday mornings. I usually cook most of the afternoon on Sundays...preparing 3 or so main dishes and about the same sides...or even just grill a bunch of stuff, that can easily be made into other meals during the week. I don't start running out of foods till about Friday or so....

      Better to cook and eat home 99% of the time...and money saved is what I use to go out and dine somewhere where I'll get good service, excellent food and a good bottle of wine.

      However,...nowhere in that scenario, do I see bugs being a food source.

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    2. Re:Utter nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      </b> :)

    3. Re:Utter nonsense by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      I LOVE to cook, and love to be creative in the kitchen, and explore foods...but I draw the line at fucking BUGS.

      Look on the bright side, though. If you have a cockroach or ant infestation, that just means you don't have to go shopping. And spiders, well, what a bonus!

    4. Re:Utter nonsense by d3ac0n · · Score: 1, Interesting

      TFA is yet more crazed futurism predicting global disaster. Like all the past predictions of the future it will be wrong.

      The reason prices are rising is not overpopulation or environmental damage. prices are rising because we have too many quasi-socialist, socialist, communist and dictatorship regimes and not enough freedom and capitalism in the world. the more government and the pointy-heads try to intervene and control the economies of the world, the more expensive things become. thus, more people drop into poverty and the poor suffer more.

      You want abundant cheap food? Limit governments to their proper 'referee' role in the economy and watch food production take off. Obesity will be the new 'epidemic' the world over as we launch our well-fed butts into space on private industry rockets that take us to the moon, Mars, and beyond.

      Or we can keep diddling around here with command economy failure as the world slowly starves to death while corrupt giant governments pay farmers to leave land fallow and use farmland as military dumps then start wars over a dwindling food and fuel supply as humanity fades into oblivion.

      Personally, I prefer the privatized vision of the future. Seems much nicer to me.

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    5. Re:Utter nonsense by nobodie · · Score: 1

      lived in southeast Asia and southwest china for over 15 years. ate bugs, bees, larvae, dog, snake, horse, water buffalo, and who knows what else or where all those organs came from (ever had some nice fried pig uterus, with vagina attached? I also love to cook, but i'm also not afraid to cook what comes into the kitchen, even you if you're tender enough......

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    6. Re:Utter nonsense by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Of course....pretty much ANYone would eat whatever they had to, if desperate, but I don't see that happening to much of anyone for the most part in the US.

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    7. Re:Utter nonsense by nobodie · · Score: 1

      wrong, these food items are good.

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  81. Insect burgers, hovercars, self-cleaning houses by Loosifur · · Score: 1

    Whenever articles like this come out, I laugh. It reminds me of the "House of the Future!" stuff from the 50s, the sort of bizarre futurism that the Fallout series lampoons so well. The idea that people will start eating mealworms because hamburgers go up to $20 a pop in five years is just silly. You'll just see what we're seeing now, which is a combination of subtle changes in diet caused by everything from socioeconomics to health concerns.

    Look at the trends today: buying local, aquaculture, sustainable agriculture, "alternative" meats such as goat, eating more varied proteins (swapping meat out for legumes). Collectively, these factors are pretty significant, and help avoid the alarmist dystopia the BBC is predicting.

    I think population, particularly settlement patterns, is a more significant problem.

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    1. Re:Insect burgers, hovercars, self-cleaning houses by metrometro · · Score: 1

      Some of those 'house of the future' articles are right. Behold the flatscreens, the fax machine, the roomba, the digital camera, Skype, telecommuting. The only real miss is in describing a neighborhood intranet instead of a globally connected on.

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  82. Lab meat? Yuck! by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    Lab meat is the worst of all possibilities. It's worst than factory farming, CAFOs, etc. Pour on the chemicals!

    The beauty of meat is that pastured livestock can turn foods we can't eat into high quality protein and lipids, e.g., meat and fat. This has a far greater nutritional density than vegetables, grains or fruit.

    The whole greenhouse gasses argument is fictious and specious. The FAO/UN retracted their claims and study due to all the flaws in the paper. Buy locally raised pasture meat and enjoy it.

  83. Re:Meat gap? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's not bullshit. If you ate nothing but salad every day, you're not going to get the same nutrition that you would from eating a lot of meats.

    False dichotomy. If you ate nothing but steak every day then you'd also be dead in short order. If you eat a moderately balanced diet then you'll be fine. For a vegetarian, the big issue is making sure that you get the full set of amino acids. If you eat cheese, that's done. If you're a vegan it's a bit harder, but eating both rice and lentils will give you them all, as will several other well-known pairs. You have to have a pretty monotonous diet as a vegetarian to avoid getting all of the nutrients that you need.

    Mind you, the same is true for omnivores, and in the USA a lot of them seem to manage to suffer from malnutrition (and obesity at the same time), so perhaps it is too much to expect...

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  84. Re:Lobsters: fertilizer, restrictions on eating, . by milkmage · · Score: 1

    I think cioppino started that way.

    "The name comes from ciuppin, a word in the Ligurian dialect of the port city of Genoa, meaning "to chop" or "chopped" which described the process of making the stew by chopping up various leftovers of the day's catch."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cioppino

    now it's $30 a bowl (and delicious)

    hungry? https://www.google.com/search?q=cioppino&aq=f&sugexp=chrome,mod%3D19&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=Js4eUO6jJ43jigKowIGwAg&biw=1413&bih=728&sei=Y88eUM2vKMqhiALXiYCABw

  85. Re:Meat gap? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    Well, at least 500 million of them are. 30% of Indians consume meat regularly (for some self-identified definition of 'regularly'). Somewhere between 20-42% (depending on whose study you trust) Indians are vegetarian. There are, however, almost certainly more vegetarians in India than there are people in the USA.

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  86. Re:Meat gap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There is a term for growing up on a vegan diet. Malnutrition.

    What is survivable (if carefully planned) for adults is lethal to children.

  87. Re:Meat gap? by jimicus · · Score: 1

    It's not a "bad habit" to eat meat. Being a pure vegetarian is unnatural, but sustainable with supplements that you don't get from pure vegetables.

    This is not true.

    Of the various nutrients and such needed by the human body, most can be found from sources other than meat. Vitamin B12 is found in yeast extract (but alas not much else); every protein you need can be found in a varied ovo-lacto vegetarian diet.

    A vegan diet (no animal products of any description) is possible but it's rather harder - there's a few proteins don't have very many vegetable sources. Unless you actively go out and learn precisely what it is you need and make efforts to ensure you include it in your diet, you can do yourself serious harm.

    A diet with meat in doesn't need anything like the same level of care and understanding.

  88. Re: Vegetarians by twoallbeefpatties · · Score: 2

    I have a friend who's veg but allows for dairy products, which is where I believe she gets a lot of her protein. That might be an interesting question, is whether or not cows as dairy machines could provide the same protein/fat requirements as meat on using less energy or space.

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  89. Problem solved by PPH · · Score: 1
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  90. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    Are you aware of the numerous communities that live their entire lives, cradle-to-grave, without ever eating meat? Some of them live right here in America! Like the Seventh day Adventist sect of Christianity.

    Their children are not stupid or weak or sickly or any different than anyone else's children.

    Are you sure? I mean, they are religious... Seriously though, there are no indigenous vegetarians. None. There may have been some, but they were probably eaten by whoever lives now where they used to live.

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  91. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by perpenso · · Score: 1

    You need to check your facts, buddy. Are you aware of the numerous communities that live their entire lives, cradle-to-grave, without ever eating meat? Some of them live right here in America! Like the Seventh day Adventist sect of Christianity.

    Guess again. One of my grandfathers is Seventh Day Adventist and I've spent many a weekend at his house enjoying vegetarian food. I will confess that I think Indian culture offers the best vegetarian dishes.

    That said, a purely vegetarian lifestyle is contrary to human evolution. It takes very careful research and planning to go that route. As others have pointed out it helps when coming from a "tribal knowledge/culture" environment. However that does not change the fact that it is an unnatural act, biologically speaking, that takes careful planning to accommodate.

  92. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    This does not imply a causative effect between meat and intelligence however - apes and monkeys, arguably the smartest non-human animals, are technically omnivores but with the exception of a few species that eat insects, they eat plants almost exclusively.

    Bullshit.

    If you've got any information that suggests that meat was or is essential to brain development I'd like to see it.

    How about that I eat meat, and I can use Google?

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  93. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    You don't NEED meat

    No, you can just eat vegetables all goddamn day like a cow.

    and our ancestors certainly ate far far less than we do today- look at the trend over the last 100 years. We haven't gotten smarter- just sicker.

    Some of our ancestors ate just as much meat or more. But they didn't eat the processed foods and they didn't eat such a large percentage of carbohydrates. Grains were developed into the varieties we know and nom today at the same time we developed civilization.

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  94. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by perpenso · · Score: 1

    If you've got any information that suggests that meat was or is essential to brain development I'd like to see it.

    The argument is that meat was key to the brain's evolution, its increase in size and capability during the evolution of our species. I am not discussing the growth/development of a particular brain. Its certainly possible to develop a healthy brain with a vegetarian lifestyle, its just more difficult to do so since one is fighting biology to a degree.

  95. Re:Easier solution by Patch86 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the broader point is that it should apply to more people. People should be more inclined to grow or raise their own food. People should be inclined to eat more vegetables and less meat. People should stop breeding (and eating) at a pace that is beyond our sustainability. We shouldn't be wasting the majority of our food crops to feed livestock, just so we can eat beef three times per day.

    I have a very small garden (maybe 5 metres by 5 metres, including the very small patio. I'm not going to be raising many livestock if that's what I've got to work with; it's barely big enough to fit a rabbit hutch. It's big enough to grow a few veggies and fruits, but I'm not exactly going to manage subsistence living any time soon.

    A lot of people I know grow a few edibles (tomato plants, gooseberry bushes, etc.) and that's no bad thing from a sustainability point of view. But once you factor in just how little space most people have, plus gardening incompetence (most of what I grow gets murdered by aphids or harvested by the magpies before I can get my teeth into it), you're not exactly going to save the world.

  96. But... by travbrad · · Score: 1

    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

  97. Re:Meat gap? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Omnivores like humans can usually survive without meat for long periods of time, but it's an extreme way of handling your organism, and certainly not "just fine". In the case of India, it is partly alleviated by vegetarian culture having ancient roots, which implies at least some natural selection taking place to reduce the most egregious effects of leaving on plants alone. But I wonder if you've noticed how your average vegetarian Indian (and especially Jains) is shorter and more skinny than your average European.

  98. Beyond Meat - http://beyondmeat.com/ by vaccum+pony · · Score: 1
  99. Re:Meat gap? by Patch86 · · Score: 1

    "The human body does not require meat."

    Yes it does. At most I could accept that due to our technology we can (hardly) substitute meat with something else.

    Unless I'm much mistaken, many Buddhist sects mandate vegetarianism. Buddhism is about 2500 years old. Jainism is even stricter, and that's 3000 or so years old. I'm guessing the followers of those religions figured out a way of substituting meat decently enough without modern technology.

    If you're not a vegan, the only super-high-tech meat substitute you really need is eggs. Eggs contain almost exactly the same protein, amino acids, vitamin B12, and other nutrients as meat. Basically, they are meat (an unfertilised egg has exactly the same composition as a fertilised egg, much the same as the animal it grows in to). That plus the same mix of vegetables and nuts that meat eaters should be eating anyway and you're nutritionally good to go.

    I'm no vegetarian, but I think that if I had to reduce my meat intake to one portion a month or something (which $30 a cut would probably imply) I'd survive happily enough. As an enthusiastic cook I'd be very sad about it, but it wouldn't be the end of the world.

  100. This is already my reality. by Scorch_Mechanic · · Score: 1

    I'm already allergic to a major component of food cuisines the world around. Specifically, I am allergic to milk proteins. Want to give it a try? Go for a week without eating any dairy. No milk, no pizza, no ice cream and no cheese. Read every label, don't eat anything with whey or casein in it. Your mind will be expanded. You have literally no idea how many things on supermarket shelves have milk byproducts in them.

    I have a few notes to share with you if you want to try this: 1. The less processed the food, the less likely it has milk byproducts in it. 2. Real sourdough has no dairy. 3. The only labels you don't need to read are the ones that say "vegan" on them. 4. Most soy cheeses have milk proteins in them anyways. 5. Soy is your friend.

    Optionally, you may try my other food allergy at the same time: Shellfish.

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  101. They are made out of meat.... by gishzida · · Score: 1

    Another obligatory bit of irrelevance:

    Terry Bisson's story on film...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaFZTAOb7IE

  102. Re:Easier solution by c9brown · · Score: 1

    Couldn't apply to most people on the planet

    Really? You think there are 3.5 billion people in the world who are in a position not to be able to transition away from meat if they wanted to? How do you come to that conclusion?

    In most places, meat is the most expensive and least abundant food commodity. Grains, legumes, vegetables and fruits, (some of the cheapest food commodities, except in frigid regions) in the right combination can very easily replace nutritional value of meat. With dairy, that replacement becomes nearly trivial. Pretty much anywhere you can have meat, you can have dairy and its more sustainable because you keep the animals alive.

    There are select communities of people (i.e those living in polar or mountainous regions) who genuinely rely on meat nutritionally. I would be shocked if this is most of the planet.

  103. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    We haven't gotten smarter- just fatter. FTFY

    You can't fix that for me because I didn't say it. And we are sicker in some ways. Yes, we have cures for a variety of diseases that we didn't have then, but that's orthogonal to the point. Eating a bunch of carbs including lots of sugar feeds bacteria that are harmful. Eating sugar supresses the immune system. And people are getting diseases of excess more today, like gout. So we're probably not sicker, and we have more life expectancy, but we are more prone to certain sicknesses.

    I do think the AC's post was full of lameness but that wasn't one of the lame parts.

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  104. Re:Meat gap? by ternarybit · · Score: 1

    "The human body does not require meat." Yes it does. At most I could accept that due to our technology we can (hardly) substitute meat with something else.

    [citation needed]

    T. Colin Cambpell, a Ph.D. studied the matter in depth for decades alongside other researchers and revealed, among many other things, that a) our bodies require far less protein than many believe, and b) plants provide an abundance of all required nutrients. Check out the China Study, a spectacular read. Also, a quick look at the vegan wiki entry verifies this ad nauseum. I'm not a hardliner, but there's a *lot* of misinformation floating around this thread, not the least of which revolves around meat being the only viable source of human protein.

  105. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by guises · · Score: 1

    Bullshit.

    Um. Well, the headline is: "First Proof Gorillas Eat Monkeys?" but like all headlines that end in a question mark, the answer is no:

    "There's plenty of opportunities" for adding mammal DNA to gorilla scat after the fact, Schubert said. "I don't really think they're eating meat."

    That said, the article does say that chimps and bonobos have been known to eat mammals. Something of which I was not aware. So that's interesting.

    And this article:

    How about that I eat meat, and I can use Google?

    Starts with the headline "Meat-Based Diet Made Us Smarter" and then goes on to say that what really did it was learning how to cook:

    Wrangham explains that even after we started eating meat, raw food just didn't pack the energy to build the big-brained, small-toothed modern human.

    Although it does say the the meat was important as well, sorta. Point for you there I guess. I appreciate the links, at any rate.

  106. Youa re fooling yourself by aepervius · · Score: 1

    You cannot eat *random* vegetable and be healthy. It is a scientific fact that not all vegetable have all amino acid and oligo element and you have to combine some. Meat as a *single source* cover it all. Vegetable do not. Sure you might be healthy because you took the habit , conscious or not, to feed from various vegetable source. But don't pretend that it is as easy as eating from a single source. That would be foolish. Sure it is not rocket science to mix vegetable source, but it is definitively harder than eating meat/fish.

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  107. Nope by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    I realise when I eat hot dogs the contents of the hot dog is probably far more disgusting than any bug but I'm not eating bugs. I don't eat *that* much meat anyway. I'll pay the premium and mostly each veg. I suspect it won't be that different given that I don't buy cheap meat anyway. There's something wrong if the meat you're buying is cheaper than cat food.

    1. Re:Nope by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I forgot to point out, obviously hot dogs aren't expensive meat. That is my one cheap meat but hot dogs at a BBQ still seem far better than quality sausages, imo.

  108. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by cryptizard · · Score: 1

    What evidence do you have for it being not natural? It is true that without some extra care you will probably have low levels of B12, but if they didn't fortify salt with iodine everybody would be deficient in that too. The "normal" diet is culturally based around meat, but that doesn't mean that you can't survive fine without it. Besides, lots of things we do and consider normal are unnatural. Wearing clothes, shaving, drinking the milk of other mammals, those are not natural things.

  109. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Although it does say the the meat was important as well, sorta. Point for you there I guess. I appreciate the links, at any rate.

    You're lucky, you caught me on a day when I felt like doing the googling that other people should be doing.

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  110. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by Biotech_is_Godzilla · · Score: 1

    Here's another interesting link for you. I wouldn't be surprised if Gorillas do eat monkeys, cos chimps do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZhsM9OzeEo

  111. Not exactly by rsilvergun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    it's mostly the gov't that allows you to have meat, specifically farm subsidies that a) make grain cheaper than the market would normally allow and b) stabilize the market so that people don't just grow one really profitable crop and fsck up the soil. You owe most of your stable food supply to the government programs. This isn't to say a sufficiently corrupt gov't can't screw it up, but it usually takes a dictatorship (e.g. China), which at that point isn't so much government as it is everyone doing what a one mad man says because they're expecting the be the ones that profit by it. I think we're calling it Kleptocracy these days.

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    1. Re:Not exactly by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      They also make food a LOT safer.

      You really don't have to go far back in history to find horrible examples of western countries suffering from unsafe foods.

  112. Re:Meat gap? by cryptizard · · Score: 1

    If salt wasn't iodized meat eaters would be deficient in that too. How is this any different?

  113. Re:Meat gap? by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

    The only problem with vegetarians I've had is acting like I'm doing something wrong when I don't do what they do.

    I have lived, in the past, a vegetarian food style for a couple years, and no one knew. That's how I want it from you, as well.

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  114. Re:Why would meat price rise ? by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

    If we want to reduce the impact of Cattle, why dont we eat them when they are young? baby cows are mighty tasty!

    Oh Veally?

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  115. Re:Meat gap? by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

    Yay, muttons not a meat!

    Rejoice, vegetarians!

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  116. Re:Meat gap? by budgenator · · Score: 1

    Picking the right stuff is pretty easy, just include a mix of legumes (beans) , corn, and wheat and that keeps your essential amino acids provided; if your mix in some dairy and eggs it's pretty much trivial. Just don't expect me to give up my meat.

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  117. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by Omestes · · Score: 2

    We have canine teeth. Our first tools were for killing and skinning animals.

    Q.E.D.

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  118. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by perpenso · · Score: 2

    The "normal" diet is culturally based around meat ...

    I'd say the opposite is true. A diet including meat is consistent with our biology. The vegetarian diet would seem to be culturally based.

    Wearing clothes, shaving, drinking the milk of other mammals, those are not natural things.

    The farming necessary to sustain a vegetarian lifestyle is as unnatural as those things.

  119. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by Omestes · · Score: 1

    We haven't gotten smarter- just sicker.

    And yet we live much, much, longer....

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  120. Re:Meat gap? by libs0n · · Score: 1

    Are dumbfucks like you trying to turn me vegan by being such idiots?

    Man can survive on a variety of diets, inclusive of meat or not. We can be herbivores if we wish to be. We can subsist on a purely vegan diets. You are a twenty first century man. Man didn't evolve in an environment that featured shoelaces and bank accounts and refrigeration and flying on airplanes and math, but we do just fine. Past societies had arcane dietary rules that they had to learn as well, and so did you, but you already learned them so it doesn't occur to you that you did. I am unfamiliar with the mass vegan starvations. I am familiar with food security being constant theme throughout history and that there have been many mass starvations that have occurred, and they have nothing to do with "people trying to eat like herbivores". Climate induced reductions in food production coupled with an expanding human population is a much more relevant concern for our civilization, in which case increasing the potential carrying capacity of our food production through diet adaptation is a relevant thing to consider. Personal responsibility in food consumption is independent of diet type: how many of those who are obese and suffer from diabetes are vegans? Few I would imagine. The stereotype in your head of an anemic vegan hippie trying to shove vegetables down your throat is just a stereotype.

    Vikings on Greenland wouldn't eat fish so they died. Veganism is your fish, something you culturally oppose because you're a red blood meat eater and that is how you were raised and identify with and questing your diet now is tantamount to questioning your entire foundation of belief. Grow up and stop being so insecure.

  121. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by cryptizard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That is my whole point! We shouldn't be looking to what is "natural" we should do what makes us happy. I am not saying you shouldn't eat meat if that is what you want, but don't tell people that it is necessary to be healthy then deride them for their personal choices.

  122. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by cryptizard · · Score: 1

    Horses have incisors too and they are most definitely herbivores. We have lots of vestigial parts which do not serve a purpose any more.

  123. Re:Conservation of Energy, and Meat by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

    Humans need far more than energy to survive.

    Uh .. err... hrm.
    No, no they don't.
    Everything is energy, it's just transference of it in different methods.
    The energy in food is transferred through metabolic methods into muscles, and other tissues in your body. It's basic science...
    Your movements transfer that energy into other methods of transfer. (e.g. heat, chemical recomposition, cellular construction, etc)
    Your thoughts transfer that energy into other methods through electrical impulses, hormonal creation/dispersion, etc.
    Literally everything you do is energy.

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  124. Cradle-to-grave vegetarians - maybe not by perpenso · · Score: 1

    You need to check your facts, buddy. Are you aware of the numerous communities that live their entire lives, cradle-to-grave, without ever eating meat? Some of them live right here in America! Like the Seventh day Adventist sect of Christianity.

    Sorry for this second post but I forgot to mention previously that my mother was raised in that church and its vegetarian lifestyle. However when pregnant she indulged in the dietary cravings that she was experiencing and had some steaks and burgers. According to her this is not uncommon, although done very discretely to avoid the social stigma. She and other women of the church decided to trust their "god-given instincts" over a "man's interpretation of scripture". Vegetarianism is after all only recommended by the church.

    Cradle-to-grave may not be as common as you think.

  125. The Meat Orchard by caywen · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see a Meat Tree. With enough genetic engineering, we can have a mammalian tree with bones for branches and skin for bark. It would grow "fruit" which are bundles of meat. Its mind would be connected among several trees, and hopefully wouldn't evolve into a Zerg hivemind.

    Though I wouldn't touch it with a 1000 foot pole, it'd be cool. A complete monstrosity and affront to nature, and possibly the purest expression of evil, but might solve our food problems, nonetheless.

  126. Re:Conservation of Energy, and Meat by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

    Nope, I eat cows fed specially-engineered seafloor vent Archae.

    Again, that came from the sun.
    Just a LONG LONG time ago.

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  127. Re:Conservation of Energy, and Meat by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

    That need doesn't go away sans meat, it just gets filled in a different way.
    Agreed, and it's not terribly hard to emulate the taste/texture/protein potency of a hamburger with soy and other plant structures.
    To do it right, it's expensive today since it's a very niche market. Honestly, I could care less as long as I'm able to get an avacado burger. Be it a plant-based burger or not, as long as the taste/texture/nutritional values are within tolerances.

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  128. Ants! by antdude · · Score: 1

    Wait, please don't eat the ants like me. :(

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  129. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by perpenso · · Score: 1

    That is my whole point! We shouldn't be looking to what is "natural" we should do what makes us happy. I am not saying you shouldn't eat meat if that is what you want, but don't tell people that it is necessary to be healthy then deride them for their personal choices.

    That would be no problem since I am not saying that. What I am saying is that (1) Lets not pretend that meat is not a very important food source for our species and (2) Careful and well informed planning seems to be absolutely necessary for a purely vegetarian lifestyle. This lifestyle runs contrary to our biology and takes some care to accommodate.

  130. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    One of the benefits of meat is a B vitamin. I forget exactly which is it, but it is difficult to get it strictly through vegan foods.

    I used to run around with a vegan who about once a year or so went to get a b12 shot at the doctors. You could see a noticeable difference in how perky she was, how energetic and so on after getting the shot. I guess vegan foods have this vitamin but it either isn't in a high enough concentration or if in a form that is difficult for the body to take advantage of.

    It could be that she wasn't smart enough to get a complete diet. You should have seen the look on her face when I explained what Jell-O really was. But my understanding is that a lot of strict vegans has that issue too.

  131. Re:Conservation of Energy, and Meat by russotto · · Score: 1

    Some of it came from a sun, but not OUR sun. Earth's internal heat is part residual heat from planet formation, part radioactive decay of elements produced in old supernovae.

  132. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by sumdumass · · Score: 2

    7th day Adventist aren't completely vegan. They allow dairy products and fish.

    Their health probably is more related to inclusions in and other factors of their diet rather then their limits on meat. For instance, the bread needs to be made from whole grain flour, not just wheat flower. Instead of drinking fruit juices, they encourage it's consumption of the whole fruit instead. They limit fats and oils and attempt to get it from nuts instead. They shy away from fried foods, eat a lot in the morning. less at lunch, and even less at dinner. They avoid alcohol, sweets, and stimulants like caffeine.

  133. Re: Vegetarians by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

    I really don't think we'll ever worry too much about not meeting our fat requirements...

    Protein in cow milk is 30–35 grams of protein per liter. That's about 8 grams of protein per 8 oz cup.

    Using myself as an example, the below calculation has me at 91 grams/daily. That's 3 liters of milk.

    How to Calculate Your Protein Needs:

    1. Weight in pounds divided by 2.2 = weight in kg
    2. Weight in kg x 0.8-1.8 gm/kg = protein gm.
    Use a lower number if you are in good health and are sedentary (i.e., 0.8). Use a higher number (between 1 and 1.8) if you are under stress, are pregnant, are recovering from an illness, or if you are involved in consistent and intense weight or endurance training.

    Example: 154 lb male who is a regular exerciser and lifts weights
    154 lbs/2.2 = 70kg
    70kg x 1.5 = 105 gm protein/day

    source: http://exercise.about.com/cs/nutrition/a/protein_2.htm

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  134. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Non-militant vegetarians that I know say otherwise. They occasionally eat meat when their bodies feel a little "off", they expect a nutritional imbalance. A steak every month or two gets them feeling "right".

    With all due respect (actually no: all due scorn), this is nonsense. I'm a "non-militant" vegetarian & know many others, & none of us does this. We simply don't regard those steaks as food, any more than (say) the computer I'm typing this on. But I suspect that you know that, and are just trolling.

  135. Re:Easier solution by russotto · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the broader point is that it should apply to more people. People should be more inclined to grow or raise their own food.

    I'm raising rabbits through the simple expedient of not weeding my lawn. (rabbits love crabgrass). My wife would be upset if I trapped and ate them, though.

    The idea that a big slab of beef should be the center piece of a meal is insane, and almost exclusive to the Western World. It accounts for not only a lot of waste, but also a lot of health problems. Instead of having a 20lbs. steak and a volleyball-sized potato with an entire stick of butter melted across it,

    A potato that big will require at least two sticks of butter.

    why not try some fresh fish with steamed vegetables or strips of grilled chicken with rice? Not only will it taste better, but your body will feel better in the long run.

    Why don't you try not telling me what will taste good? I dislike both fish and steamed vegetables. Grilled chicken is typically dry and often tasteless.

    The problem is that the meat industry receives so many subsidies that most people think it's impossible to dine affordably without stuffing their guts with red meat. Try growing your own vegetables.

    Remember the rabbits? Any attempt on my part to grow vegetables is just going to result in more and fatter rabbits.

    Raise some livestock to treat yourself throughout the year.

    An interesting idea, but I don't think I can raise a cow on less than an acre. Subsistence farming is dead in the US, and it _always_ sucked.

  136. Re:Meat gap? by scarboni888 · · Score: 1

    No we don't. Been a vegetarian for 20 years now and I'm surviving quite well thank you very much.

  137. Re:Meat gap? by kermidge · · Score: 1

    Ok, thanks. I was aware of this, but given some of your posts, wondered if you were.

    Years back, did a crash six-month no-meat diet. Used "Diet for a Small Planet" as initial resource (great section on amino-acid requirements and balance, improved in the second edition), abetted by further reading at university libes, and help from several people I knew in town. I allowed grains, nuts, legumes, vegetables, fruit, and a bit of seaweed.

    Worked fine, felt good, but I continued taking vitamins. (It's been said that Westerners have the most expensive urine in the world. Given my peripatetic diet over the years I figure it's just a good practice.)

    Yup, we're omnivores - adapted to eat whatever we can hunt, catch, pick or grow. Finding reasonable balance, not so easy.

  138. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by perpenso · · Score: 1

    We haven't gotten smarter- just sicker.

    And yet we live much, much, longer....

    Medical science has outpaced our bad habits.

  139. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    7th day Adventist aren't completely vegan. They allow dairy products and fish.

    Oh yeah? Well, I've heard of people being vegan except for goat cheese and bacon, so I guess it takes all kinds.

    Kidding aside, all of that seems pretty sound to me. Not that I'm going to live that way, because I have an abiding love for both [well-marbled] red meat and beer. Not to mention pork products, thank you powers-that-be for pork.

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  140. I have a better idea by sick197666 · · Score: 1

    Free birth control for everybody!!!!!

  141. There are no real vegetarians anyhow by Cito · · Score: 1

    There are no real vegetarians... they may try and be vegetarian eating only vegetables...

    but here in the U.S. all store bought vegetables come from Monsanto.

    All Monsanto backed crops (ALL U.S. commercial crops) are genetically modified and labeled "Round up Ready"

    The way they made these plants round up ready was they used porcine genes (pig genes) spliced into the seeds so the plants resist Round Up.

    Monsanto owns hundreds of slaughter houses around the U.S. and over 20 Horse slaughter plants in Mexico for genetic testing and manipulation of all Monsanto agriculture in the U.S.

    So if you are a vegetarian and you bought your corn, green beans, baked beans, rice, tomatoes, etc in a U.S. grocery store, then you have eaten meat based products since they are all come from monsanto round up ready seed which was created using porcine dna to modify the seeds.

     

    1. Re:There are no real vegetarians anyhow by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      Hate to break this to you chump, but a tiny bit of pig DNA doesn't turn a corn cob into an animal.

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    2. Re:There are no real vegetarians anyhow by Cito · · Score: 1

      hate to break it to ya but ANY animal proteins/amino acids found in vegetables instantly cancels it out as vegan...

    3. Re:There are no real vegetarians anyhow by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      1) You've moved the goalposts from vegetarian to vegan.

      2) Round up ready crops have bacterial genes, not porcine genes inserted into them.

      So, based on the evidence you've provided, your statement "No real vegetarians" is both false and stupid.

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    4. Re:There are no real vegetarians anyhow by Cito · · Score: 1

      you are a moron, go watch Food Inc documentary, they admit to putting pig genes into roundup ready corps and other animal genes used to stop the plants from dying.

      this creating all U.S. based vegetables non vegetarian unless they are organic non monsanto seed stock.

      you are just a monsanto sheep... continue being ignorant.

      all the papers are on the web, as well as dozen documentaries, with food inc being the most popular

      From Monsanto's own website

      " In GM crops and foods derived from them, introduced animal proteins are usually present only in minute amounts. "

      also just google monsanto animal genes, there's billion sources...

      so fuck off

    5. Re:There are no real vegetarians anyhow by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      Wow! You're a moron.

      there's billion sources...

      A billion huh? And you couldn't even provide one? Anyway, to reply to the gist of your post:

      1) I am most decidedly not a fan of Monsanto.

      2) You're lying. Your quote is from this page and when not altered by you, reads:

      In GM crops and foods derived from them, introduced proteins are usually present only in minute amounts.

      This quote is talking about GM foods in a general (and even future) sense.

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  142. Re:Lobsters: fertilizer, restrictions on eating, . by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Would escargot be one of them? Who in the hell thought it was a great idea to eat slugs in a shell?! It must have been out of desperation would be my guess.

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  143. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by Omestes · · Score: 1

    Perhaps... But I'd probably always pick quality of life over quantity of life. Sure, I'd shave a couple years off to have a nice monthly steak, with a decent red, washed down with a tasty bit of aged port. Or lamb... wonderful lamb... Damn, now I'm hungry... Perhaps tomorrow I'll be having some nice simple Irish stew.

    I also doubt we're much sicker. Or at least I haven't seen any credible evidence of it. I further doubt that if we have, its attributable to meat in general. We have a lot of nasty chemicals floating around, we eat pretty much garbage food. I'd more attribute this, if, again, true, to McDonalds and Cheetos, than to meat in general. Also Americans completely lack portion control...

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  144. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    Well, I've always said it is hard to hate hog. Especially when it's slow smoke roasted until it pulls apart with ease and put in a sandwich bun smothered with creamy coleslaw with some sweet pork and beans on the side.

  145. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by Omestes · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Evolution is a process of changing. Our diets can change too.

    Evolution is the process of adaptation to the environment, so you can have more children.

    I am amused by the vehemence with which people insist that vegetarian diets are insufficient, or require so much planning as to be impractical. This just is not true. That doesn't make vegetarianism obligatory or anything. Jeez.

    I get annoyed because many vegans/vegetarians are almost evangelical in their fervor, and have to tell everyone that they are vegetarians, and how everyone in the universe should also be. If you don't want to eat meat, fine, I don't care. If you keep telling me not to, then I'll get a bit pissy at you. Also, the fact that many of the veggies in this discussion are idiots, and don't know much about human history ("we never ate meat!"), or saying that a diet with meat in it is somehow detrimental.

    I am amused by the vehemence with which people insist that vegetarian diets are insufficient, or require so much planning as to be impractical. This just is not true. That doesn't make vegetarianism obligatory or anything. Jeez.

    I'm sure they are perfectly sufficient (I went to school with several vegetarians and pescetarians who were fine), and they do require a fair bit of planning... But it is possible. Sadly in the west it is not a diet for poor people, though. It is doable other places, but here it isn't. Or at least it isn't enough variety to keep it nice. I had a girlfriend who quit a 10 year vegitarian binge because she moved down in income a bit and got sick of the monotony (and being forced to order pilaf at restaurants). She also got sick of me eating better looking food with meat in it. She did wind up at the hospital after trying meat though, since he system stopped being able to break it down as well as an omnivore like me.

    Some vegetarians (not the majority, but the loud idiotic ones, who really think anyone should give two shits about what they like eating) do think it should be obligatory. Or think that dietary choices somehow make them superior.. I think its probably just cognitive dissonance rearing its ugly head again.. You made a major life-style choice, and sacrificed a lot of dietary variety, so obviously it must be the best possible choice, and everyone else who chose different is inferior.

    Again, some, not all. A smart omnivorous diet is just as healthy as a smart vegetarian diet. A stupid one is just as bad, no matter what dietary road you want to take.

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  146. Disgusting by kyrio · · Score: 1

    None of these retards have heard of vegetables or grains? Quinoa is a complete protein food source, so it's not like anyone can whine about not "gettin' yer protains". Also, two little cups of cooked quinoa contain the entirety of an adult's daily iron needs. Vegetables cover everything else you need, by far.

    PS: Get some sun, it's good for you.

  147. Try asking a real farmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you have heard that present-day mankind consumes the resources of 2 earths -- if you take into account that raising kettle wastes 10x more water and pollutes the environment dramatically compared to crops, at the same time reducing the protein content per kg by another factor of 10 you can easily see what you have to do. [if you find the above numbers vague --> go here: http://www.vegetarismus.ch/info/eoeko.htm ]

    Raising cattle (I assume that's what you meant) doesn't have to be substantially polluting at all. In fact, cattle can be actively beneficial to other agriculture, including arable agriculture. If we run out of oil, we might even use them again for pulling harrows and carts, just as our ancestors did.

    What you're really objecting to, whether you have done the analysis to understand this or not, is feedlot beef, possibly with a concentrated feeding operation backdrop.

    I'm constantly amazed how many people think cattle are the bovine devil, just waiting to starve us off the planet, and are ready to leap into mass greenhouse farming with a merry cry, regardless of the actual energy it might take to do so. Why greenhouses? Because much of the otherwise arable land surface of this planet is actively hostile to our usual crop selections.

    To put it another way: be careful what you wish for in agricultural terms. It might not work out quite the way you imagine.

    It gets worse, to actually do the math for your linked site:

    On the same amount of land needed to produce one kilo of meat, 200 kg of tomatoes or 160 kg of potatoes could be harvested in the same time span.

    All right, this is just plain incorrect, unless you are juicing those plants with huge quantities of industrial nutrients. The per acre yield of a reasonably productive tomato variety is barely ten times (I can feel my nose growing because ten times is way too high) that of a fairly productive variety of pig, let alone chicken. And I'm talking about a single season, here, not aging your chickens for additional years (broilers, not layers). 1/200? You are doing something radically wrong. Even assuming you squeeze out three seasons of ultraproductive tomato, and you're running beef on the same land, you're not getting 1/200.

    See, this is why people can't take vegetarian propaganda seriously: its flatly outlandish numbers fall in the face of reality. Please, please, please stop hurting your own cause with nonsense. Give us real numbers we can take seriously.

  148. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    B12. It's not difficult to get through "vegan foods", it's impossible to get unless you're eating animals or their byproducts.

    Was she a good lay after the shot? :P My guess is that her skin pallor, complexion, and sexuality was all fairly improved immediately following said shot. Naturally, all other organs were behaving in a better fashion after said shot as well.

    Veganism is a mental disorder, much like extreme social political preference. There is no explicable reason why a person - a higher order mammal - would avoid eating any animal, but prefer plants instead, when it has been repeatedly shown scientifically that it's an unsustainable diet - much akin to things like starvation.

    It's a real shame to see a beautiful person destroy their mind and body through a vegan or fruitarian diet. Truly a shame.

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  149. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    Short of animal byproducts, where is someone going to get B12? Inquisitive minds want to know.

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  150. curious by portforward · · Score: 1

    I used to live in Argentina and knew a lot of Italian immigrants. Perchance are you referring to polenta and gnocchi?

    1. Re:curious by perpenso · · Score: 1

      I used to live in Argentina and knew a lot of Italian immigrants. Perchance are you referring to polenta and gnocchi?

      I think the restaurant's special of the day was Pasta Fagioli when I heard that story.

      My grandmother made all of the above. Great stuff, gnocchi was my favorite.

      My grandfather mentioned some of "the family" emigrated to Argentina rather than the U.S.

  151. "Waiter, my soup has a ..." by Bonobo_Unknown · · Score: 1

    "Waiter, my soup has a ..."

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  152. Anecdotal evidence for vegetarianism by rhodes777 · · Score: 1

    I have not eaten meat since early 2005 and I am very healthy.

    You get tonnes of protein from vegetables, nuts, beans, grains.

    Protein is a non-issue. Much more tricky are things like B12, calcium, iron, etc.

  153. Shit Burger, anyone? by darkstar019 · · Score: 1

    Strangely, nobody brought up this novel idea so far: http://www.infiniteunknown.net/2011/06/15/shit-burger-japanese-researcher-creates-artificial-meat-from-human-feces-video If this hoax can be realized in future, then human race can be saved.

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  154. Solution: EAT RAW by sakari · · Score: 1

    Are we really so stubborn and stuck on eating meat of other animals? Insects, really ?

    Humans can survive with raw food only if we just let go of our programming of eating meat. Raw food is unprocessed, contains more nutrients than any cooked food, and is 100% more energy efficient than any processed or heated food, as it requires less energy from the body to process, taking less time to stay in the stomach and the raw nutrients are easily absolved into pure energy.

    Isn't it really simple ? Why route the food through different animals, when we could live directly on the foods those animals eat ?
    All it takes is letting go of our habit of eating other thinking, conscious living beings. My educated guess is that the body can adapt to this new diet in about 3 months, if you just stick to this diet.

    Check out this girls excellent youtube channel for more information about eating raw: http://www.youtube.com/user/Freelea

    1. Re:Solution: EAT RAW by neminem · · Score: 1

      Yes we are. There's a reason for it. It's called "because they're tasty". I have no problem with eating lab-grown meat if it tastes the same and has the same consistency of naturally-grown meat, and isn't full of strange chemicals of dubious healthfulness, but people eat meat for the same reason they generally eat anything else - because they enjoy it. I certainly do.

      Raw food is a different thing, too. Heck, I knew a couple crazy raw food people in college, and they were perfectly happy eating sashimi. I like eating some things raw, but I prefer eating other things cooked. Again, variety: good. Why limit yourself?

    2. Re:Solution: EAT RAW by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      Good luck eating grass and other RAW FOODS. I mean, it's really high in fiber, so it must be good for you, right? Never mind that your body can't process the cellulose, that's a minor detail.

      Cooking food came about as a way to increase our choice in foodstuffs. It allows us to transform otherwise inedible or even downright poisonous raw plants etc. into nutritious foods, thus saving us from starving, as we would have if we had stuck with only raw foods.

      I love nuts, salads etc. etc., but eating raw foods exclusively is dumb. It's a fad, it's non-sustainable and it's counter-productive in a world facing food shortages.

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  155. Re:Meat gap? by sakari · · Score: 1

    "The human body does not require meat."

    Yes it does. At most I could accept that due to our technology we can (hardly) substitute meat with something else.

    This is a myth that needs to be broken. We do not absolutely need meat to survive. This is just like a habit, like addiction do drugs, sex, fear. Meat is actually very addictive. To actually evolve as a human race, we need to break this habit. We need to stop eating other CONSCIOUS BEINGS, feeling, thinking, emotional beings. Would you like if someone ate you ?

    We are being FED this image of that we need to eat meat everywhere, it is to keep us unevolved and to keep us resonating with the energies of fear. Most meat on the market is full of Fear. Fear and stress of the animal that was slaughtered, kept in stressfull and fearful environments through it's life time. This fear is then passed on to us as we eat these animals. YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT. Want to be a frightful animal? Then keep eating those cows, bulls and so on.

    There are people who live on only sunlight. There are people who live on only eating raw. It is all in our minds, in our thinking, in our collective consciousness that THINKS that it needs meat. In reality, our bodies and spirits are much greater beings than we can even imagine, and we can manifest matter out of pure consciousness if choose so. Yogis and gurus all over the world know this. See beyond your cultural programming, if you can, and see the TRUTH.

  156. Re:Meat gap? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    You don't need a "special diet", but you need to exploit a regional food culture that accounts for the lack of meat. Vegans that try to claim otherwise are going to hurt people and their own "cause".

    That last part is probably good thing. The environmental impact from people being vegan is not something the world needs. Unless you're also eating primarily fresh foods, the amount of processed goods you consume is going to greatly outpace the impact from meats through packaging, processing, and transportation.

    Tell me, where do you get your B12?

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  157. Got my guinea pigs. by darkharlequin · · Score: 1

    Chile raises them for meat, and supposedly they have a flavor similar to chicken dark meat. The non-emotion inducing name for them is Cavys. 2 males and 3 females are enough to produce meat for a family of 4 supposedly. They eat grass too.

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  158. Vegetarian.... by kryliss · · Score: 1

    Not many people know that Vegetarian is an old Indian word.. It translates to "Bad Hunter"........

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  159. Re:Meat gap? by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

    It's not bullshit. If you ate nothing but salad every day, you're not going to get the same nutrition that you would from eating a lot of meats.

    The vegetarian/vegan forums are all full of people who go on a fad vegan diet and end up not feeling well or having other issues because they did not adjust their diet properly.

    While most people eat terribly, meat is a very easy source of calories and protein. To get the same from veggies you need to pick out the right stuff. A lot of people don't understand that.

    It can be very hard to get vitamin B12 from a strictly vegan diet. You pretty much need supplements to get the vitamin B12 you need when you don't eat meat or at least eggs and dairy. Of course most people are deficient in other necessary vitamins also, so it seems to be a typical problem with our modern diets. The fear of the sun hasn't helped either as vitamin D deficiency is rampant and a likely cause of many major diseases.

    reference

    Vitamin B12, also called cobalamin, is a vitamin that is necessary for body functions, according to Dr. James Balch and Phyllis Balch, authors of "Prescription for Nutritional Healing." This vitamin is found in meats, eggs, milk and cheeses, but does not occur naturally in plant-based foods. Strict vegetarians who do not consume vitamin B12 fortified foods or take B12 supplements may be at risk for vitamin B12 deficiency.

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  160. Insects? Why not yeast?? by agbert · · Score: 1

    I doubt anyone who uses pesticides to de-insect their homes would allow the idea of bugs in their food to pass their lips. What ever happened to the sci-fi like food source of yeast as staple?

  161. Re:I've got a crazy idea - go vegan by neminem · · Score: 1

    How many humans do you know who can successfully make bread from scratch using all ingredients they grew and harvested themselves? Heck, I could probably learn to hunt and eat small way faster and better than I could learn to grow and bake bread. I wouldn't catch the animals with my bare hands and eat them raw with my bare teeth, but then, I wouldn't harvest wheat with my bare hands and eat it raw with my bare teeth, either.

    Fun fact: proto-humans ate meat. There's a reason we call them "hunter-gatherers". They generally used tools, though, because that's what we do.

  162. Re:Meat gap? by turbidostato · · Score: 1

    "A balanced vegetarian diet is good enough, if you know what to eat."

    Which was exactly my point. I don't "need to know what to eat" to have a ballanced diet if I add meat to it.

    "Don't fall for meat industry propaganda "

    Don't fall in the fallacy of thinking everybody is from US of A. Hint: I'm not. There's no "meat industry propaganda" over here as there's no 35,7% obesity over here.

  163. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by randyleepublic · · Score: 1

    A vegetarian diet is a one-way ticket to the cancer ward. All the starches you eat are like living on sugar. Deadly.

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  164. Or, how about this... by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

    You could stop your rutting until we figure out this whole air/food/water thing...

  165. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by Shompol · · Score: 1

    A steak every month or two gets them feeling "right".... it is not the lifestyle we evolved under.

    This is exactly what we evolved under and our modern high meat diets bring all sorts of health issues with them. Your ancestors did not eat chicken daily, and having steak every month or two sounds very typical of how we evolved.

  166. Re:Easier solution by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    That said, my parents raise grass-fed cattle so I could get beef for cheap if I cared to.

    So what? That doesn't (and couldn't) apply to most people on the planet, so adds nothing to the discussion beyond "Cool story, bro" pointlessness.

    Really? You think there are 3.5 billion people in the world who are in a position not to be able to transition away from meat if they wanted to?

    Wrong. I didn't say (nor think) that at *all*.

    If you'd read what I posted instead of just skimming it, you'd have realised I specifically quoted- and was replying to- only the second sentence ("That said, my parents raise grass-fed cattle so I could get beef for cheap if I cared to.")

    His or her first sentence ("[Easier solution]. I just don't eat meat.")- the one you wrongly *assumed* I was replying to- is reasonable if simplistic. The second is pointless.

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  167. Welcome to Starbugs by magikfingerz · · Score: 1

    Here in the year 2147 we have lose the battle against the insects. They eat our corn, our oats, and every thing we plant. After years of fighting them with pesticides, they have been developed resistance to every chemical we use. So, now we take another approach, now they have become out main source of food. We "plant" and "harvest" spiders, grashoppers, cochineals, and another selected insects.

    With this big change, new franchises emerged... enter Starbugs the proteic-delicious beverage franchise.

    Using advanced techniques(aka "big shoes") we extract the proteic juices from selected species of healthy and nutritive insects, adding some colorant, flavor and our "secret recipe" we have developed one of the most succesfull insect-based business in the world.

    Delight your mouth and energize your body with this delicious and higly proteic beverages: Spider Blend, Grashopper tea, and our higly demanded cochineal special.

    A new opening very soon in your city!

  168. A fly in my soup! by CHIT2ME · · Score: 1

    Customer to waiter; there's a fly in my soup! Waiter to customer; Don't worry, flies are the new "meat"!!!!

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  169. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

    Last Friday's dinner was lamb cutlets marinaded in teriyaki, ginger and garlic, grilled. Served with new potatoes smashed with butter and fresh chives and green beans steamed with crumbled goat cheese feta, chopped walnuts and a dash of extra virgin olive oil. I thickened up the left over marinade into a gravy adding corn flour and lemon juice.

    Still hungry?

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  170. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

    If you really want to try delicious vegan food then go to a Krishna temple. They often have ones that feed the public on a weekly/monthly basis and it is absolutely yummy.

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  171. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

    Wearing clothes,

    I think this might be fairly natural, since we've obviously evolved to lose most of our body hair. I don't think we'd last long 'in the wild' without wearing clothes.

    In any case, the whole natural vs. artificial debate is doomed to failure, since humans are natural creatures and therefore anything they do is, by definition, just as natural as a bird building a nest.

  172. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by camionbleu · · Score: 1

    Yes, vegans NEED to take a vitamin B12 supplement. It's very important and is well worth re-stating for anyone who reads this and is thinking of going vegan.

    You can tell your inquisitive minds that vegan B12 is industrially produced by bacteria. In particular, Propionibacterium shermanii and Pseudomonas denitrificans are commonly used to make vitamin B12 in manufacturing. Many animals get their B12 from bacteria in their gut so the source is actually very similar (except that no animals need to be harmed for the industrially manufactured B12).

  173. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by camionbleu · · Score: 1

    Excuse me, but I am NOT a troll (reacting to how my post got modded). My point about cooked food is an important one. I've not seen any serious (scientific) argument that we evolved as we did because meat has magical properties, but there are scientific papers arguing that cooked food allowed us to extract more nutrients from our food. This is the main argument against eating a 100% raw diet. As to my point about healthy vegan children, its factual basis is surely self-evident.

  174. Cape Breaton by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I have an Uncle to refuses to eat them. Calls them bait. Apparently as a kid, used to bait his dads hooks with it to catch real fish.

  175. Solution! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    So rather than solving the global food distrabution issues, we just need to solve:

    "corrupt and authoritarian governments, and by guerrillas/terrorists motivated by Marxism, theocractic Islamism, ethnic hate or simply greed."

    Sounds easy!

  176. Re:More efficient to grow but less efficient as fu by atheistmonk · · Score: 1

    Gorillas have far larger canines than we do. They don't eat meat. They use them for crunching bamboo and piercing fruit.

  177. You only need to eat them by dsvick · · Score: 1
    ....but I draw the line at fucking BUGS

    That's ok, you only need to eat them

  178. What the hell is that... by dsvick · · Score: 1

    I once had a huge wild duck pig-out with a hunter friend of mine.

    So you were out with a friend of yours who is a hunter and you had wild duck pig. I've never seen a duck pig, does that mean that 'when pigs fly' isn't far off?

  179. Re:Overpopulation is myth disconnected from realit by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

    And this does not take into account that people eat, just for pleasure, excessive quantities of resource-intensive food (such as meat). If Americans/Europeans want to help the poor, an easy way would be to decrease (say, by 30%) their diet of meat. This will immediately reduce food demand...

    Why would that be a good thing? If demand for meats is decreased, production will decrease, and prices will rise. It's not like there's going to suddenly be a surplus amount of food to be given to the less fortunate. There might be temporarily, until the production decreases, at which point prices will temporarily plummet and the extra food is just going to be thrown away. Nobody is going to pay to transport it and give it to people who can't pay for it.

    Cold realities of economics might suck, but you can't escape it by ignoring it.

  180. Re:Ooh, er, Missus. by Johann+Public · · Score: 1

    As an Omega male, I'm always looking to "fill the meat gap".

    Omega male, fairly certain I can identify with that more often than not...are human Omegas similar to Omegas in Canidae (Wolves, specifically)?