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Windows 10 Computers Crash When Amazon Kindles Are Plugged In (theguardian.com)

It appears that many users are facing an issue with their Windows 10 computers when they plug in an Amazon Kindle device. According to reports, post Windows 10 Anniversary Update installation, everytime a user connect their Amazon Paperwhite or Voyage, their desktop and laptop lock up and require rebooting. The Guardian reports:Pooka, a user of troubleshooting forum Ten Forums said: "I've had a Kindle paperwhite for a few years no and never had an issue with connecting it via USB. However, after the recent Windows 10 updates, my computer BSOD's [blue screen of death] and force restarts almost as soon as I plug my Kindle in." On Microsoft's forums, Rick Hale said: "On Tuesday, I upgraded to the Anniversary Edition of Windows 10. Last night, for the first time since the upgrade, I mounted my Kindle by plugging it into a USB 2 port. I immediately got the blue screen with the QR code. I rebooted and tried several different times, even using a different USB cable, but that made no difference."

259 comments

  1. Not a unique occurance by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1
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  2. Re:Lets... by jedidiah · · Score: 2

    [Lawrence Olivier] Let the excuses begin! [/Lawrence Olivier]

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  3. Re:Lets... by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 2

    Perhaps if I could choose to load which updates I want and when, then you might have a point.

    And Yes, I was a rabid Windows fan till win 8.

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  4. Re:Lets... by Lisandro · · Score: 2, Informative

    We'll run a story when your iPhone reboots every time you plug in a headset.

  5. Even tried a different USB cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Best results will be obtained by using Monster (tm) brand USB cables.

    1. Re:Even tried a different USB cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are no longer supported in Windows 10 and will throw a "this device is not licensed by Windows and is disabled for your security". You need one of those $10,000.00 USB cables that Amazon sells.

    2. Re:Even tried a different USB cable by geoskd · · Score: 1

      Best results will be obtained by using Monster (tm) brand USB cables.

      I can vouch for that. I was running windows 8.1 about a year and a half ago when I bought a Monster USB cable for my PC. After plugging it in to let my iPhone sync overnight, I came back in the morning to find that the good folks at Monster have created an alternative to Windows called "Ubuntu", and their USB cable installed it for me! At first I was worried, but the tech support assured me that it was free, and I have never looked back!

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  6. Are they sure? by colin_faber · · Score: 0

    Maybe it's just windows 10 randomly rebooting itself again. Seeing is there appears to be no way to actually disable the updates feature or features which result in random reboots.

    1. Re: Are they sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are wrong. An unplugged network cable and epoxied port disables updates just fine

    2. Re: Are they sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to epoxy the wifi port.

    3. Re: Are they sure? by jofas · · Score: 1

      I epoxied your mom's wifi port.

    4. Re: Are they sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you forgot the Bluetooth port.

  7. BSOD and QR Codes by npslider · · Score: 1

    I thought Windows 10 was so stable that those were a thing of the past?

    So, if I scan the QR code, does it give me a coupon for a discount on my next Microsoft purchase?

    1. Re:BSOD and QR Codes by cdrudge · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Save 10% on your next forced free* upgrade.

      * - Free as in without additional cost as long as you don't value your time, privacy, freedom, stability, or ability to control your system

    2. Re:BSOD and QR Codes by npslider · · Score: 1

      You will see 10% less ads for a day of their choosing.

    3. Re:BSOD and QR Codes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget restricting your retail licence to the current hardware.

    4. Re:BSOD and QR Codes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Always remember, just because you don't pay with money does not mean something is free. This applies to a lot more in life than just software of course, but Windows 10 certainty comes to mind.

    5. Re:BSOD and QR Codes by Calydor · · Score: 1

      No ads at all on any day ending with the letter F!

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    6. Re:BSOD and QR Codes by npslider · · Score: 1

      Also no ads at all on February 30th!

    7. Re:BSOD and QR Codes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The current Windows version is starting to feel like a Chinese cheap plastic imitation in stead of the "real thing".
      Sadly you don't get it for "cheap" (when you have to buy a new license), but have pay the full price for this "Dumbed down" version.

    8. Re:BSOD and QR Codes by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      No ads at all on any day ending with the letter F!

      In what language?

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    9. Re:BSOD and QR Codes by Calydor · · Score: 1

      I was taking a shot that there is no language with days ending in F. If you can prove me wrong I'd love to know.

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  8. Re:Lets... by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

    You can: choose Linux.

  9. Re:Lets... by bfpierce · · Score: 1

    You're joking right? Nothing gets as much traction on /. than windows bugs.

  10. Re:Lets... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    My tablet reboots every time I pair it with my set of bluetooth headphones. Can I get a story about that?

  11. Cookies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe Micro$oft should take up cookie baking instead. They seem to really suck at operating systems lately.

    1. Re:Cookies? by npslider · · Score: 2

      I do not want to subscribe to and eat cookies as a service full of bugs.

    2. Re:Cookies? by knarfling · · Score: 1

      You said it!! Can you imagine the bugs in those cookies? I can see it now.

      MicroBake: Have a cookie!
      Customer: Ooohh! That looks like a nice oatmeal-raisin cookie!
      MicroBake: Umm. No. That is a sugar cookie. That is not oatmeal you see, and there are no raisins in it.

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    3. Re:Cookies? by npslider · · Score: 1

      Why do the "raisins" move?

      I wish to cancel my subscription. Here is my soul.

  12. Re:Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea Dipshit. Not really relevant unless everyone's iPhone rebooted on the subway. Then it's relevant enough for an article.

  13. Re:Lets... by npslider · · Score: 0

    Mother Microsoft always knows best. Listen to your mother. Skip the drama, stay with mamma. MS knows best!

    - In honor of a Disney film.

  14. Re:Lets... by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    They finished porting all of my games?

    But I am returning the laptop to ubuntu or mint - tried the win 10 builds on it - and that convinced me to jump ship.

    Have to keep the win 7 ultimate system up until more games can run on Linux.

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  15. Re:Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No, no, no. That's all wrong. First you have to come up with some stupid name for it. Like "Subgate" or "Tunnel Disease". Then you're set to get a nice splashy article about it.

  16. Re:Lets... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    No, and Microsoft hasn't ported all your PS4 games either.

  17. Re:Lets... by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

    I just plugged in my Kindle and nothing happened. Does that mean we can retract this "article"?

  18. Re:Lets... by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

    What excuse? It is a bug. Jesus Christ.

  19. Re:Lets... by npslider · · Score: 1

    No need to worry. The bug ridden head set port is getting removed! Stability will reign once again in the kingdom!

  20. Re: Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe if it is a Surface Pro.

  21. Re:Lets... by npslider · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did you try rebooting your speakers?

  22. It's offiicial! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows is obviously no longer meant to be used by the computer literate!

    1. Re:It's offiicial! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even computer literates and nerdy linux users who can mumble cryptic linux commands will have difficulty configuring and securing Win10. You configure Win10 for 1 hour but the settings would revert back to MS crappy settings after an update.

  23. Linux Mint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got off the Microsoft train in 2006.
    A decade later, I regard it as one of the best decisions that I've ever made in my life.

    If you're a Windows user and ready to leave it behind, start here: Download - Linux Mint

  24. Amazon...paperweight by pseudorand · · Score: 1, Troll

    What? Amazon has a device called the "Paperwhite"? Did anyone else initially read that as "paperweight"? I guess technically it's the Win10 system that because a paperweight, but if you can't charge it because it crashes your computer, the reader will eventually become one too.

    Who names these things?

    1. Re:Amazon...paperweight by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Reading problem? Many people have reported in earlier posts that this had worked fine with their systems before the update.

      Others have reported that this happened for awhile, then they got another "Windows 10" update, and then it stopped happening.

      So clearly the problem was a defect with Microsoft Windows 10 which they have since fixed.

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    2. Re:Amazon...paperweight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paperwhites have been out for nearly a decade. Even my mom has one.
      And it's aptly named, as well - electronic paper/electronic ink.

    3. Re:Amazon...paperweight by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      if you can't charge it

      You can. People just find it convenient to do it while they're on their computer.

  25. Constant Development = Totally Unstable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Windows 10 is absurdly unstable because it's under constant development. One day your computer is working, the next they decide to do an update and break everything. Of course, instability is just one of the major problems with 10. An equally big problem is that it has no customisation options and gives you no control.

    I had Windows 10 on four PCs and I wasn't happy with it, but I thought I'd have to upgrade at some point anyway so I was sticking with it. However, when the Anniversary Update came along and completely destroyed my computers I moved them all back to 8.1. The Anniversary Update is an update in name only, and the reality is that it is a completely new installation of Windows. It downloads the 4GB image, does a clean install (renaming your current one to windows.old) and then tries to transfer your programs and settings across. It fails utterly at doing this and afterwards it's not a case of "what's broken?", more like "does anything still work?"

    Windows 8.1 is supported until 2023 so I've got that long to switch to Linux. After all the trouble reinstalling 8.1 on all my computers I wouldn't consider installing 10 again. Windows 10 gets a lot of criticism around here, but I suspect most of the criticism comes from people who haven't actually use it. If you do use it the reality is far worse.

    1. Re:Constant Development = Totally Unstable by chipschap · · Score: 1

      Windows 10 gets a lot of criticism around here, but I suspect most of the criticism comes from people who haven't actually use it. If you do use it the reality is far worse.

      This is a good point. Having read all the horror stories and comments, I don't want to risk using Windows 10. So, yes, at least implicitly I'm criticizing it without having used it. I'll stick with Linux Mint and very occasional use of a Windows 8.1 partition (which I really don't need except for seldom played games).

    2. Re:Constant Development = Totally Unstable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two words: Linux Mint

      Be happy!

    3. Re:Constant Development = Totally Unstable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put Linux Mint on a new machine several months ago after being windows-only for 20+ years because using the pre-installed W10 was the only other option (that didn't cost any more money). Everything has been great so far.

      No need to be anxious about it or put it off until 2023.

    4. Re:Constant Development = Totally Unstable by donaldm · · Score: 1

      Windows 10 gets a lot of criticism around here, but I suspect most of the criticism comes from people who haven't actually use it. If you do use it the reality is far worse.

      This is a good point. Having read all the horror stories and comments, I don't want to risk using Windows 10. So, yes, at least implicitly I'm criticizing it without having used it. I'll stick with Linux Mint and very occasional use of a Windows 8.1 partition (which I really don't need except for seldom played games).

      I run Windows 10 in a virtual machine but even then it loves to phone home and that is before I even log in.

      Here is a simple test for people running Windows 10. Download Wireshark . You will have to do a little reading to get an idea of how Wireshark works and reports what it sees but it is well worth it. Once you get a basic understanding of how Wireshark works then do the following:

      1) Make sure you don't have any web services such as browsers, mail clients or torrents running.
      2) Start Wireshark and select the network port you are using.
      3) You should notice that your PC's IP address will talk to your router's IP and vice versa, so you will get a small amount of network traffic there.
      4) Now any other network traffic is part of what the OS or any applications that you failed to stop is trying to send and receive.
      5) To be fair you may see a few incoming IP's that are trying to crack your system which hopefully should block them so there shouldn't be too many (worry if there are).
      6) Note down any regular IP address that your machine is receiving (ie. Incoming) and the IP addresses that your machine is sending to (ie. Outgoing).
      7) Now you can turn off Wireshark because you will need to start a browser and this will make it go ballistic.
      8) Bring up an IP address reporting site. I use this one and enter the IP addresses you find. You should find the results interesting.

      If you find that your Windows 10 OS is not chatty then congratulations you aren't running Windows 10. :-)

      If you were running a Linux OS then by doing the above you would not see any suspicious network traffic (well hopefully not, but you will be aware) unless your update service which you control kicks in.

      Actually, it would be interesting to do what I have suggested with Windows 7/1/8.1. Any volunteers?

      Warning: Only run Wireshark at home. Don't run Wireshark in any other place unless you have written permission to do so since by doing so you could be arrested for being a "cracker" which is a criminal offence.

      Note the difference between the words "hacker" and "cracker", the so called IT technical writers have been getting wrong for well over 20 years.

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    5. Re:Constant Development = Totally Unstable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Windows 8.1 is supported until 2023 so I've got that long to switch to Linux.

      But Linux has been invaded by systemd: you are between a rock and a hard place, it seems...

    6. Re:Constant Development = Totally Unstable by thegarbz · · Score: 0

      Windows 10 has this amazing ability to make people turn off their brains when using it.

      Take yourself for instance, claiming that Windows 10 is under constant development as the concept of a Windows update wasn't introduced 15 years ago, as if automatic updates don't happen.

      But I get it you like to be a bleeding edge beta tester and you want every new feature now and then complain it doesn't work. And you are like that clearly because you had the Anniversary update pushed to you. I mean if you valued stability and no bugs you'd have "Defer Updates" ticked in your Windows installation and you wouldn't receive the Anniversary update for another few months until the bugs are ironed out and it's ready to be rolled out to business customers.

      So which is it? Are you ignorant, stupid, or do you put yourself through pain on purpose so you can complain on Slashdot? I'm going to assume it's not the latter otherwise you'd be on the Insider program and the complaints would have started even earlier.

    7. Re:Constant Development = Totally Unstable by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      This is an interesting new tactic by Microsoft. By doing a fresh install and importing old apps and settings they can mitigate a lot of the problems that come from trying to upgrade an existing install, with all the varied configurations out there. It's also an opportunity to uninstall anything they don't think will be compatible, ditch all the old drivers etc.

      Probably makes life easier for them, but it's shitty for the users. Maybe if they could get it as smooth as iOS restores, but that's quite unlikely because iOS only manages it through being a heavily locked down and controlled environment.

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    8. Re:Constant Development = Totally Unstable by thsths · · Score: 1

      > Note the difference between the words "hacker" and "cracker", the so called IT technical writers have been getting wrong for well over 20 years.

      Nice point. But if you claim that everybody else is using words wrong, you do not understand how natural language works.

    9. Re: Constant Development = Totally Unstable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux mint doesnt use systemd.....yet

  26. Windows 10 is shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of my users had a start button that wouldn't work. Tried sfc, dism, etc. Finally had to reinstall the desktop via powershell. Windows! The f'n start button doesn't work and they missed this how?

    1. Re:Windows 10 is shit by jfdavis668 · · Score: 2

      I ran into that too. It was lost to the account, the start button was still there. I had to create another account via the command prompt, log into that one, delete the original account, and then create a replacement account. Of course, I had to then log into that account, and kill the one I created via the command prompt. Very screwed up way to fix the problem, but it worked. Only happened once on one machine.

  27. Signed drivers? by thunderclees · · Score: 2

    One of the things M$ changed in Anniversary was that they were going to start enforcing that all drivers will need to be signed. Perhaps the Kindle driver is not? Maybe uninstall Kindle driver, see if Amazon has posted a new signed driver, install that, see if Kindle and Windows are happy together again?

    1. Re:Signed drivers? by kilodelta · · Score: 0

      And they also made it so you cannot get rid of Cortana. I did one better though. I reasoned that Cortana was using the Bing search engine. So I did and nslookup on bing.com - grabbed the IP address and blocked it on my hardware firewall. Here's just a snippet from my logs since the update. Microsoft is really starting to piss me off. 2016-08-23 11:06:57 RV110W kern.warning ACL-Deny-L2W:IN=VLAN1 OUT=WAN SRC=192.168.1.100 DST=204.79.197.200 LEN=52 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=127 ID=16983 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=52586 DPT=80 WINDOW=8192 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 2016-08-23 11:06:57 RV110W kern.warning ACL-Deny-L2W:IN=VLAN1 OUT=WAN SRC=192.168.1.100 DST=204.79.197.200 LEN=52 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=127 ID=16984 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=52587 DPT=80 WINDOW=8192 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 2016-08-23 11:06:57 RV110W kern.warning ACL-Deny-L2W:IN=VLAN1 OUT=WAN SRC=192.168.1.100 DST=204.79.197.200 LEN=52 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=127 ID=16985 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=52588 DPT=80 WINDOW=8192 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 2016-08-23 11:06:57 RV110W kern.warning ACL-Deny-L2W:IN=VLAN1 OUT=WAN SRC=192.168.1.100 DST=204.79.197.200 LEN=52 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=127 ID=16986 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=52589 DPT=80 WINDOW=8192 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 2016-08-23 11:07:00 RV110W kern.warning ACL-Deny-L2W:IN=VLAN1 OUT=WAN SRC=192.168.1.100 DST=204.79.197.200 LEN=52 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=127 ID=17001 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=52587 DPT=80 WINDOW=8192 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 2016-08-23 11:07:00 RV110W kern.warning ACL-Deny-L2W:IN=VLAN1 OUT=WAN SRC=192.168.1.100 DST=204.79.197.200 LEN=52 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=127 ID=17002 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=52586 DPT=80 WINDOW=8192 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 2016-08-23 11:07:00 RV110W kern.warning ACL-Deny-L2W:IN=VLAN1 OUT=WAN SRC=192.168.1.100 DST=204.79.197.200 LEN=52 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=127 ID=17003 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=52589 DPT=80 WINDOW=8192 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 2016-08-23 11:07:00 RV110W kern.warning ACL-Deny-L2W:IN=VLAN1 OUT=WAN SRC=192.168.1.100 DST=204.79.197.200 LEN=52 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=127 ID=17004 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=52588 DPT=80 WINDOW=8192 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 2016-08-23 11:07:06 RV110W kern.warning ACL-Deny-L2W:IN=VLAN1 OUT=WAN SRC=192.168.1.100 DST=204.79.197.200 LEN=48 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=127 ID=17025 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=52587 DPT=80 WINDOW=8192 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 2016-08-23 11:07:06 RV110W kern.warning ACL-Deny-L2W:IN=VLAN1 OUT=WAN SRC=192.168.1.100 DST=204.79.197.200 LEN=48 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=127 ID=17026 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=52588 DPT=80 WINDOW=8192 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 2016-08-23 11:07:06 RV110W kern.warning ACL-Deny-L2W:IN=VLAN1 OUT=WAN SRC=192.168.1.100 DST=204.79.197.200 LEN=48 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=127 ID=17027 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=52586 DPT=80 WINDOW=8192 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0 2016-08-23 11:07:06 RV110W kern.warning ACL-Deny-L2W:IN=VLAN1 OUT=WAN SRC=192.168.1.100 DST=204.79.197.200 LEN=48 TOS=0x00 PREC=0x00 TTL=127 ID=17029 DF PROTO=TCP SPT=52589 DPT=80 WINDOW=8192 RES=0x00 SYN URGP=0

    2. Re:Signed drivers? by ebcdic · · Score: 1

      The kindle just appears as a USB memory device. Why would there be a driver?

    3. Re:Signed drivers? by squiggleslash · · Score: 3, Funny

      So you're saying there's code in there along the lines of:

      void usb_insertion_handler(string vendorid, string modelid, usbcontext context) {
      . Driver d = DriverDB.find("usb/" + vendorid + "/" + modelid);

      . if(d.signed()) {
      . . d.load();
      . . d.init(context);
      . } else {
      . . // alert("Driver not signed, device inserted in " + context.description + " cannot be used at this time"); -- 02/03/16 ska - not Microsofty enough

      . . // Events.WriteEvent("usbsubsystem", "Driver unsigned, not loaded 0x80039193"); -- 02/10/16 jrh - good, those idiots will probably search for that number, sucks to be them when there's nothing on our website about it, hahahaha! -- 02/11/16 ska - not good enough, try again

      . . System.BSOD(); // Crash, because clearly there's no better way to handle this problem
      . }
      }

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    4. Re:Signed drivers? by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Because even generic USB devices that adhere to standard device classes use drivers? And it is perfectly possible for a device manufacturer to still have a custom driver because they want added functionality?

      Ages ago I was developing the USB functionality for a device and accidentally came up with a particular firmware load which did something wrong during the initial connection of sending back & forth device identification info... on any Windows machine (98, 2000 & XP) we tested it on that you plugged it into, the device discovery would fail, so you'd unplug the device and move on... and 3 minutes later the PC would seize up (no BSOD oddly enough).

      For some reason I never reported the bug, nor did spend any time trying to figure out what bits of my code were breaking Windows, I just solved my problem, made the device be recognized by Windows and move on.

      When parsing any protocol or format, it is often possible for there to be unexpected cases which weren't adequately tested which make have negative side effects. This shouldn't be a surprise, I'd just be curious to know what specific change in the new update caused this.

    5. Re:Signed drivers? by adamstew · · Score: 1

      Any drivers that were already installed at the time of the update got grandfathered in and would still run under the Anniversary update. You just can't install new drivers that are unsigned or install a new device with unsigned drivers.

    6. Re:Signed drivers? by nnull · · Score: 1

      I've pretty much did that and also blocked everything outgoing because a lot of devices all want to talk to something outside. I just can't keep track of everything anymore. Nothing is coming out of my linux boxes, but all the Android devices and Windows 10 is. Universal

    7. Re:Signed drivers? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      It SHOULD treat it as a USB memory device, it may not, though. Whenever I plug either of my tablets or my phone in either Win7 laptop it looks for drivers. It even looks for drivers when I plug in a thumb drive!

      No I have to moderate a different thread because I just undid mods... damn.

    8. Re:Signed drivers? by chipschap · · Score: 1

      And they also made it so you cannot get rid of Cortana

      More and more reasons all the time to not use Microsoft products. Really. I know I'm a Linux fan-boy but I was initially willing to give Windows 10 a chance. I'm very glad now that I didn't.

    9. Re: Signed drivers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe for the same reason that Windows seems to need to check Windows Update for drivers when plugging in a generic 3-button usb mouse?

      I'm still amazed that Windows needs to download drivers for hardware so simple that they can be used in the BIOS/UEFI...

    10. Re:Signed drivers? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      How did you get that formatted code to show up in your post? I once tried using   to try and make indentation in a I did some time ago, and although the text was in a fixed spacing font, and thanks to using
      , my line breaks were good, the indentation did not work for me at all.

    11. Re:Signed drivers? by operagost · · Score: 1

      A defective USB memory device driver should still not crash a system, let alone one that's merely unsigned.

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    12. Re:Signed drivers? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Does Ubuntu still send all of your searches to the mothership? They were doing this BS long before Cortana, and I really hope they've renounced the evil of their ways.

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    13. Re:Signed drivers? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Or just simply not upgrade from an already functioning version.

    14. Re:Signed drivers? by nnull · · Score: 1

      Well, supposedly you can turn all that off very easily unlike Microsoft. I have Kubuntu on one of my setups, it isn't sending anything other than the update utility updating the package list. I don't know about Ubuntu.

    15. Re:Signed drivers? by tepples · · Score: 1

      I think it's the <ecode> element, which works in Slash and Rehash but nowhere else.

    16. Re:Signed drivers? by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

      The ECODE tag does most of the work, but unfortunately Slashcode still strips the indenting (hence the periods before each line, which is a shame otherwise you'd be able to cut and paste it if someone were using it for real code.)

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    17. Re:Signed drivers? by operagost · · Score: 1

      I use the tag.

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      Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
    18. Re: Signed drivers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ubuntu stopped in 16.04 and try disabling autocomplete in Windows to cut down on the requests. I do not use Windows but have read a bunch. I was once an MS MVP but that was ten years ago. I have returned to Linux these days and own some iShit. Still, it is worth a shot for those who want to kill some requests.

    19. Re:Signed drivers? by xvan · · Score: 1

      Tablets and phones use MTP, kindle uses USB mass storage like a pen drive.

      USB mass storage prevents the storage from being accessed from multiple devices at the same time, so Google went with MTP for android but Windows didn't include it on Windows7 nor any of it's updates (Not sure if it's preinstalled on w8 or w10).

    20. Re:Signed drivers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On Linux Mint (17.3 Rosa 64-bit) my Paperwhite shows up and works like any USB memory device.

      Bus 003 Device 003: ID 1949:0004 Lab126, Inc. Amazon Kindle 3/4/Paperwhite

      When plugged in to a USB port, the Kindle displays a page saying it's in USB Drive Mode. You have to eject the Kindle to use it as an eReader while charging.

    21. Re:Signed drivers? by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      So you're saying there's code in there along the lines of:

      . . // Events.WriteEvent("usbsubsystem", "Driver unsigned, not loaded 0x80039193"); -- 02/10/16 jrh - good, those idiots will probably search for that number, sucks to be them when there's nothing on our website about it, hahahaha! -- 02/11/16 ska - not good enough, try again

      . . System.BSOD(); // Crash, because clearly there's no better way to handle this problem
      . }
      }

      Judging from what I have seen over the years, the chance of code very similar to that being in there, is definitely greater than zero. ;-)

  28. Haven't yet by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    Charged my Fire Tablet on my Windows 10 laptop since the update. Have to try it tonight and see if it replicates on the Fire Tablet too.

  29. I can confirm this by sombragris · · Score: 1

    I can confirm this in my Win10 setup. Upon plugging my Kindle Voyage, Win10 Anniversary Update crashes instantly and require a reboot.

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    1. Re:I can confirm this by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      I can confirm this in my Win10 setup. Upon plugging my Kindle Voyage, Win10 Anniversary Update crashes instantly and require a reboot.

      The problem is, you have an outdated device. But if you call Microsoft within the next 60 minutes, they'll give you $25 towards a new Surface tablet when you trade in your old Kindle!

      And the new Surface is so ergonomically designed, you won't even notice the extra 1.6 pounds!

      Don't be a sap - call Microsoft ASAP!

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    2. Re:I can confirm this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just what about "Thou shalt not worship other systems beside me" in the EULA did you not understand? Have you even read the EULA? Not just the 800 pages of main text but also the small print, annotations, and commentary?

  30. Seems to be fixed? by Esteanil · · Score: 5, Informative

    I had this problem. After installing the Anniversary update, plugging my Kindle Paperwhite into the USB port would bluescreen Windows about half the time.

    There were more updates yesterday, and I've plugged in the Kindle several times today without anything bad happening.

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    1. Re:Seems to be fixed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given this, what's your advice on those considering Windows 10 or not? Is it worth it? I'm just curious (and not trolling).

    2. Re:Seems to be fixed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My take is, no. It's not ready for prime time at all. It may never be, because it's a constantly moving target. Unlike every prior edition of Windows, with 10 you can't lock-in a working system with known good drivers. You wake up one morning and suddenly your computer is broken because Microsoft decided to push an update, and there's no option to decline it. Microsoft broke millions of peoples' webcams last week with a botched update and they still haven't fixed that. Meanwhile they're pushing more updates causing more new problems and more pain.

      The SDLC concept for Windows 10 seems to be:

      • * Insiders are the alpha testers, but at least they volunteered for that.
      • * The general public are unwitting surveillance subjects and beta testers. Microsoft will Do The Needful to your computer whether you want it done or not. These mandatory patches can make your computer stop working, blue screen, lose data, or somehow fuck up previously perfectly working peripherals at any time. You can't decline a patch even if you know in advance it's going to fuck you up!
      • * Only Enterprise users get the finished product and they have to pay through the teeth for that privilege. Whatever patches didn't fuck up millions of consumer PCs may eventually make their way here.

      Add in the telemetry/spying and there's just no way. Windows 10 isn't worth it. The only winning move is not to play.

  31. Re:Lets... by sirber · · Score: 3, Funny

    You can: choose Linux.

    Study finds that 75% people pushing Linux on others aren't actualy using Linux.

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  32. Re:Lets... by Lisandro · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am not. This is an update for the most widely used OS in the world which reboots when one of the most popular consumer devices available is plugged in. How exactly should it not be a story?

  33. Re:Lets... by dugancent · · Score: 1

    Calm down cowboy. It's not that big of a deal.

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  34. Re:Lets... by Lisandro · · Score: 1

    You're just pairing them wrong.

  35. Surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To resolve, please upgrade your reader to a Microsoft Surface. To aid in this process, operators are standing by to take your order. Thank you for using Microsoft, have a Windows-tastic day!

    1. Re:Surface by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Except that the Kindle app on Windows lacks some of the features of the Android or the iOS equivalents: I can't flip the pages from black-on-white to white-on-black

    2. Re:Surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's completely normal.

      Microsoft does not want to give users too much control and options. You will get used to it........ If you like it or not.

    3. Re: Surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate white bg, and even more, low contrast text. I am not at the W10 PC at the moment but the anniversary update brought some theming options to set a dark gray theme for Metro apps. I think it works for the News app built-in but am not sure if regular apps need to be rewritten.

      Still, working with the Explorer windows and Office docs is like looking straight into the sun.

    4. Re: Surface by unixisc · · Score: 1

      It works for News - I've tried it. Problem is that the Kindle doesn't support it on Windows 10, even though it does on both iOS and Android.

  36. almost as soon by vaxjo · · Score: 2

    > ...my computer BSOD's [blue screen of death] and force restarts almost as soon as I plug my Kindle in.

    Windows 10 is anticipating the attachment of the device and prematurely crashes? That's pretty efficient.

    1. Re:almost as soon by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      > ...my computer BSOD's [blue screen of death] and force restarts almost as soon as I plug my Kindle in.

      Windows 10 is anticipating the attachment of the device and prematurely crashes? That's pretty efficient.

      If it said "sooner than" you would be correct. But it says "almost as soon as," which means after.

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  37. Take action by karmawarrior · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm probably not the only one here who's getting sick and tired of hearing about yet another major Windows bug that we can't do anything about. While Microsoft makes their operating system even less stable, update to update, it also makes it harder for us to even pick the updates that we know work and leave those we don't aside.

    That's a serious problem, and downtime due to computers crashing, needing to be reformatted and their operating systems re-installed, together with the time taken for users to learn about these problems and investigate workarounds, costs the world economy trillions every year. In this case the user loses whatever functionality lead them to wanting to plug a Kindle Fire into their Windows PCs in the first place, again having a real cost associated with it.

    Yet while we waste time waiting for our computers to reboot, we feel helpless, unable to investigate workarounds or other ways to achieve the results we want.

    This quagmire of people being unable to fix the problems caused by bugs and other issues will not disappear by itself. Resources need to be devoted, and unless people are prepared to actually act, not just talk about it on Slashdot, nothing will ever get done. Apathy is not an option.

    You can help by getting off your rear and writing to your congressman or senator. Tell them your concerns about bugs in Windows 10. Warn them that trillions of dollars are being lost because of these issues. Tell them this is important to you. Tell them that you appreciate the work being done by organizations like Microsoft and Amazon to fix the bugs, but that without better QA and more reliable drivers, you will be forced to use less and less secure and intelligently designed alternatives. Explain the concerns you have about freedom, openness, and choice, and how vicious, angry, arguments undermines all three. Let them know that this is an issue that effects YOU directly, that YOU vote, and that your vote will be influenced, indeed dependent, on their policies on bugs in Windows 10.

    You CAN make a difference. Don't treat voting as a right, treat it as a duty. Remember, it was thanks to ordinary people like YOU that we are now seeing such innovations as SMP in OpenBSD. Keep informed, keep your political representatives informed on how you feel. And, most importantly of all, vote.

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    1. Re:Take action by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      A blast from the past.

      Many of us switched to Linux at the turn of the century due to the bugs of dos/win9x. Windows 2000 was meh, XP better, Windows 7 stable and solid! 8.1 light and great and mobile but with terrible UI but still meh with stability. Windows 10 way back to the past.

    2. Re:Take action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can help by getting off your rear and writing to your congressman or senator. Tell them your concerns about bugs in Windows 10. Warn them that trillions of dollars are being lost because of these issues. Tell them this is important to you.

      My Congressman has voted 40+ times to repeal ObamaCare.

      I don't trust him to do anything, and no, I don't expect this coming election to make a difference. My state is too effectively gerrymandered.

    3. Re:Take action by adamstew · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. Microsoft made this much easier by taking away the ability to pick and choose the updates you can install. Not only are updates now mandatory and WILL be installed, all updates to Windows are now rolled up together as one cumulative update. So while you can disable network access and other router tricks to stop windows update from installing updates, updates are STILL an all-or-nothing approach as starting as of this most recent rounds of updates, all updates are issued as roll ups that include all updates from the most recent round of updates and ALL previous updates that were issued.

      Now if one of their minor updates is breaking the connection to your kindle, your only choice is to remove ALL updates that were installed the last time and not install any new updates until Microsoft fixes their shit.

    4. Re:Take action by WheezyJoe · · Score: 1

      Whoa, there, Cowboy. I'm all for that stuff about votin' and duty (feel a duty comin' on myself). But do you really expect Congress to take action on... Windows 10? You really think that's a good idea?

      Think it through, friend. The best that would happen, Congress holds a hearing, which is Beltway-code for "photo-op" and "time I don't have to spend doing stuff that matters". A few Microsoft execs get subpoenas to answer questions and stay in 5-star hotels, Congress-people reveal how ignorant they are about computers, and the execs respond with carefully worded answers scripted by their lawyers. Gets a few mentions on the evening news, then once the cameras go dead they all get together for beers, get toasted and throw money all over the place.

      That's the best you can hope for. The worst that can happen is Congress declares Windows as a matter of national security, designates Microsoft a disaster area, and places the company under a specially appointed "computer czar" who will hold committee meetings until all bugs are ironed out or the funding runs out, whichever comes first. Satya might be released from Guantanamo Bay in about... 20 years. Throw Ballmer in there, too, 'cause this is all his fault anyway.

      You really want to avoid "downtime"? Linux, seriously. There are pentiums out there been running Slackware since 1998 that haven't crashed yet. Might get boring, can't play the latest games, and plugging in a Kindle might not do anything at all (what part of "no warranty" do you not understand?), but you can completely stop sweating about Microsoft, totally, and feel smug about it, too.

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    5. Re:Take action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 7 "stable and solid" -- are you nuts????

      I haven't tried Windows 10 yet (and won't), but so far Windows 7 is the buggiest software I have ever used, through five decades of software use.

      Just Google Windows 7 and bugs. If you're not experiencing these bugs yourself, you're either a shill, rarely use your computer (or perhaps, only use Windows in a Virtual Machine?), or you are one freaking majestic version of a wizard, Harry.

    6. Re:Take action by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 2

      Windows 2000 was meh, XP better

      Clearly you don't remember very well. Win2k was a freaking breath of fresh air from Win9x and NT4. XP was absolute garbage that everyone hated until SP2 came along.

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    7. Re:Take action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I started using Linux about 50% of the time back in 1996 with a switch to full time by 2005 and the sorry mess Vista was. My home has 0 machines running Windows. When I joined my current company, I got a system76 machine and use Linux for work as a scientist. I took action 20 years ago for the better. Don't sit here and complain, go download a distro and use it. You can try it on a LiveCD before committing. Though each will have their own taste, I recommend Linux Mint Cinnamon to newbies as it is the quickest way to get going without pain. You HAVE a choice and you DON'T have to put up with this crap.

    8. Re:Take action by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What were you smoking? Win2K Pro was a fucking GREAT OS, rock solid, no eye candy bullshit, it just did what a great OS should do which is STFU and get out of the way so you can run your programs. XP was Fisher Price trash for kiddies, XP X64 (which was really Win 2K3 Workstation, MSFT got wind of so many of us turning 2K3 into desktops they just decided to sell it) was a damn fine OS, 7 is still a kick ass OS, and 8/8.1 is a good OS IF and ONLY IF you strip out the crapstore and spyware garbage and slap on Classic Shell, otherwise its UI will irritate the hell out of you.

      But one thing we can all agree on is this...Windows 10 is trash. That is all it is, its trash. It gives you NOTHING better than the previous OSes, even its touted "features" are nothing but datamining trojan horse shit, takes away your ability to keep busted updates (which appears to be damned near a weekly thing with that POS) from being installed, has fucking ADWARE baked into the damned thing, has made BSOD a common condition again which I thought had died with XP, there is honestly not a single positive I can say about that piece of garbage.

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    9. Re: Take action by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      The reason I wrote that is because Windows 2000 was demanding at RTM and had compatibility issues with programs and drivers. XP had a firewall. XP had a upnp one which didn't require grandma to open ports manually. It had Windows Media player 9 and full directX 9c and IE 6 which was the best browser at the time if you can believe that and was finally supported for consumers that was now stable.

      Windows 10 seems Ok on very new hardware like my surface pro 3 and homebuilt system. No bsod except on a AMD Radeon 470 install post anniversary update. Driver fix is up.

      But bugs keep packing up. On an exgf laptop which has a shitty amd choose from 2011 I kept 8.1 on it.

      If it were not for spyware and a QA team it would be a great OS. If they stop update drama and pushing drivers it would be fine. For now I have the pro version with defer updates enabled so I am on CBB business update channel. It is usable for me this way

    10. Re:Take action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This update broke my digital tv usb too. Win 10 release version installs an old WHQL from 2009 which doesnt work, so I needed to install newer 2012 WHQL drivers, which windows immediately downgrades, then override that back to the 2012 driver. After the anniversary update the 2009 drivers were reinstalled and the 2012 drivers no longer apear in the list. This has broken my card with no option but to roll back windows version or replace the hardware.

      Whats more a mate has an old 802.11n PCI card which was working and broke wth this update. It looks like ms did fix this one but since the pc was off the net with broken wifi the second driver update couldnt be pulled down which caused quite some problem for his work. Low quality control. He had to wait until i could get around there with a different wifi device to update the first. Sucks for both of us.

      After a promising start Win 10 is really starting to look like a load of rubbish..... :(

    11. Re:Take action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I started using Linux about 50% of the time back in 1996 with a switch to full time by 2005 and the sorry mess Vista was. My home has 0 machines running Windows. When I joined my current company, I got a system76 machine and use Linux for work as a scientist. I took action 20 years ago for the better. Don't sit here and complain, go download a distro and use it. You can try it on a LiveCD before committing. Though each will have their own taste, I recommend Linux Mint Cinnamon to newbies as it is the quickest way to get going without pain. You HAVE a choice and you DON'T have to put up with this crap.

      I actually purchased a new HP laptop just after Windows Vista was released (wow 10 years ago) and just put Fedora on it (FC 6). Since then I have regularly put on Fedora releases with little if any problems (well ok I did have a problem with KDE 4.0 but 4.2 fixed most of the issues) and even today it now runs Fedora 24 flawlessly.

      I do agree with you, for newbies Linux Mint is great but for those with a little more technical aptitude your really can't go wrong with Fedora although I don't recommend the unstable version unless you are a developer.

    12. Re:Take action by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Microsoft wants to be like Google and Apple. Every time Android or iOS gets an update there is a big conference, news stories, people shitting bricks if they don't get it within hours of release... It's a big deal, people look forward to the new features.

      It works for Google and Apple, but what people really want from Microsoft is stability and consistency and getting out of the way so they can run their software.

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    13. Re:Take action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win 2k Pro SP4 was awesome. The only reason I upgraded to XP back the day was because ATI was too lazy to write a driver for their 512MB AGP graphics card. XP was slower. Heck, DirectX 9.0c is *still* a possible target platform for games, almost everything Windows supports that.

    14. Re: Take action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frankly that's an irrelevant comparison. Win2k was around with Windows ME, not Windows XP. Windows XP was what we got after they scrapped ME and revamped Win2k for consumers. With service packs, and a little bit of dedication, the experience of Win2k by the time XP came out was not that different from XP. I used Windows 2000 on basically all of my machines until 2007, and never missed XP even once.

    15. Re: Take action by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Frankly that's an irrelevant comparison. Win2k was around with Windows ME, not Windows XP. Windows XP was what we got after they scrapped ME and revamped Win2k for consumers. With service packs, and a little bit of dedication, the experience of Win2k by the time XP came out was not that different from XP. I used Windows 2000 on basically all of my machines until 2007, and never missed XP even once.

      I used both. I bought XP for a new build the day it came out. I had 0 problems for years. I had quality hardware from intel. Yes the install was slower but I liked the built in firewall that was UPNP and I recall directX 8 was in w2k while directx9 was in XP.

      There was only a year to a year and a half difference and yes XP and 2K were quite close. The only really bad problem for XP was security. SP 2 fixed many issues but man woe is you if you went on the internet without a firewall!! I mean 0wned in less than 30 seconds!

      I think Windows 7 was a much better OS in my opinion as it was more secure, threaded, and was gorgeous with little bugs.

      But time moves on. The sun unfortunately is starting to set on 7. Windows 10 could have been awesome too if MS did not bundle spyware and fire their QA team and do rapid releasing. I use 10 now except on my work computer and it is lighter, faster, and much more mobile friendly in power usable and touch support and I do dig Hulu and Netflix on my surface and Office 365, but bugs are annoying as hell.

    16. Re:Take action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win2K didn't work in our company. It was far from rock solid (until a few service pack) but the most annoying of all was that it didn't support the majority of the hardware/drivers and software that was used on Windows 98 in our company.

      This inability of Microsoft to create new OS that is backwards compatible made our company at the time decide to no longer write OS specific software but an OS agnostic software system. In 2007 all software used in the company was OS agnostic and any computer system could be used. The last Windows only program was finally gone. Only 3 years later OS X and Linux were the most popular choices in our company. Of course there were still Windows users in the company, especially those computer illiterate people who 'learned' Windows in their education.

      The not so fun fact was that our company needed a lot less IT people, and I was among the ones who had to look out for a new job after 16 years of trying to do my best.

    17. Re:Take action by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Microsoft wants to be like Google and Apple. Every time Android or iOS gets an update there is a big conference, news stories, people shitting bricks if they don't get it within hours of release... It's a big deal, people look forward to the new features.

      It works for Google and Apple, but what people really want from Microsoft is stability and consistency and getting out of the way so they can run their software.

      Yeah let's look at Apple? They suck with updates too!

      MacOSX Yosemite has lots of wifi problems. Mountain Lion was one of the worst releases and broke Adobe CC their bread and butter of Apple users.

      Linux sucks with updates breaking Xorg and NGNIX.

      I am starting to become a fan of micro kernels again (I know 1990's stuff), but I think an OS is just too complex to go agile. Android is buggy too and a PC is more mission critical than a phone. Even Firefox had lots of troubles when it went agile due to it not being designed like Chrome to be updated frequently.

    18. Re:Take action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been using both Windows 7 and 10 at work for a while now, maintaining many PCs, and I'm trying to think of anything that 10 improves over 7. The only thing I can think of is 10 reboots faster, and raises the artificial cap on RAM size. Other than that, 10 adds nothing of value, and adds many, many things of detriment.

  38. Move along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Working as designed. Move along. Nothing to see here.

  39. Re:Lets... by darthyoshiboy · · Score: 2

    Luckily the iPhone 7 is rumored to have a hotfix for that issue: "Removed headphone jack to prevent issues with phones that reboot every time a headset is plugged in."

  40. Re:Lets... by npslider · · Score: 1

    So... did Jeff Bezos and Satya Nadella get into a fight the night before?

    I doubt that, but yeah, it is a rather nasty way for a bug to manifest!

  41. Re:Lets... by sexconker · · Score: 0

    110010001000 has made several posts about this claiming it shouldn't be a story, is a simple bug, shouldn't be discussed, doesn't happen to him, etc.

    He's making a big deal out of it. I'm just calling out his bullshit.

  42. Re:Lets... by npslider · · Score: 2

    1. Pair devices
    2. Reboot
    3. Repair devices
    4. Profit!

  43. This is what happens when you fire the older exper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    From what I've heard with the large layoffs at Microsoft the last few years they have been hurriedly getting rid of their older more experienced workers in order to replace them with younger workers especially H1B Visa workers. The Visual Studio 2015 and Windows 10 screwups seem to confirm that.

  44. Not just Kindle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Kobo Aura H2O crashes after the anniversary update exactly the same way.

  45. Taking Care of the Competition by Sperbels · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean MS has a competing e-reader coming to market?

    1. Re:Taking Care of the Competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but once you stop reading you might switch on your Zune.

    2. Re:Taking Care of the Competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, their spyware is just overloaded by all the information they acquire from a single Kindle device plugged in. Perhaps somebody at their malware division decided that strlen("windows10 rulez") is the correct buffer size definition for their socket experience output buffer.

    3. Re:Taking Care of the Competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 10 is probably the competition. Microsoft loves all in one devices. The desktop/laptop/tablet all in one solution is in fact also an e-reader. When Microsoft releases a specific e-reader it will also run Windows 10 and it will have a detachable keyboard with an Intel processor so it can run desktop applications and games.

  46. Not sure Microsoft is to blame by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

    There are millions of Windows 10 installations and millions of Kindles. So unless everyone's Kindle crash when they connect it I'd wait a bit before blaming Microsoft.
    It can be caused a faulty USB controller, a bug in some driver (which may or may not be by Microsoft) or some kind of coincidence.

    What may have happened (it has already happened to me) is that some driver was updated and now make use of a previously unused feature of the hardware. However, there is a batch of hardware where using this feature results in some kind of undefined behavior, causing the crash.

    1. Re:Not sure Microsoft is to blame by ledow · · Score: 1

      Which is why MS should be testing their changes.

      Of course this kind of things happens, on any OS. But you test.

      If you haven't noticed that you've introduced a blue-screen (literally, things that SHOULD NOT happen) within a few hours of pushing out an update, even if it only activates on a small percentage of a popular product, then you're not testing, not recording logs, not reporting crashes in enough detail, not reading crash reports, and just don't care.

      We're talking mass-market OS on massive amounts of machines. Pushing something that causes a brand-name device to instantly BSOD even 10% of machines is just a stupendous lack of testing.

      At least the "we'll break all your webcams that don't use the colour-space we want to use" change was deliberate.

    2. Re:Not sure Microsoft is to blame by lgw · · Score: 2

      MS fired all their QA guys a year or so ago, so lack of basic testing is hardly a surprise.

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    3. Re:Not sure Microsoft is to blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes -- but, there are reports of dozens of computers. That's. what, a hundred machines at the most? A dozen computers is literally just twelve.

      I'm not sure, but I suspect there's more than a thousand Windows 10 installations out there. This is nowhere near 10% of all W10 computers affected. Hell, sounds like it's nowhere near one percent of W10 computers affected, or even 0.01%.

    4. Re:Not sure Microsoft is to blame by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Right. Microsoft fired all their QA guys. Derp. Seriously, its a fucking bug. Get over yourself.

    5. Re:Not sure Microsoft is to blame by lgw · · Score: 2

      "All" might be hypebole, but they got rid of the vast majority between 2014 and the 2015 mass layoffs. I knew several people who were affected. SDT isn't really a role there any more any more: some made the transition to SDE, some found one of very few remaining niches, most were out of luck.

      It really sucks because most of the other big employers in the area also don't have QA (or very few), since we're all smoking the DevOps crack: managers pretending you can just hire devs, since they're smart enough to do QA and ops. Stupidest fad ever.

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    6. Re:Not sure Microsoft is to blame by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      So Microsoft should test ever version of every device that made in the last haw many years that could plug into a PC? That would be thousands of devices and take months to do. This is a well known double edged sword. Windows is open in that manufactures can make drivers but that means that manufacturers can make some bad drivers.

    7. Re:Not sure Microsoft is to blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Microsoft should test ever version of every device that made in the last haw many years that could plug into a PC? That would be thousands of devices and take months to do. This is a well known double edged sword. Windows is open in that manufactures can make drivers but that means that manufacturers can make some bad drivers.

      Then Windows should fucking well let the end user choose which updates to accept and which ones to reject, so that when they fuck up, the end user doesn't suffer.

    8. Re:Not sure Microsoft is to blame by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Kindle's just some unknown device from a flyspeck company in the middle of Krgystan.

      Why should Windows test a compulsory update that winds up crashing the computers of some of the millions of people who have such a device?

      You really are a special kind of stupid.

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    9. Re:Not sure Microsoft is to blame by FerociousFerret · · Score: 1

      It seems that Microsoft has never heard the term "Fox guarding the hen house" which is the best way to describe the software developers being in charge of the testing.

    10. Re:Not sure Microsoft is to blame by lgw · · Score: 1

      Well, if anyone would know about hen house security, it would be a FerociousFerret.

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  47. Re:Lets... by adamstew · · Score: 1

    So i'm not installing Windows 10 on my PS4... got it.

    I'm pretty sure that was his point. He has to use Windows to play his Windows games. Because of this, he CAN'T choose Linux and still get the same functionality. Therefor, anything that negatively impacts Windows impacts him.

  48. Re:Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Long time listener, first time caller. I'm generally supportive of your bullshit... but wtf do you want him to do on the subway? Use his iPhone to record his iPhone randomly rebooting? Ask strangers to record it and put it on YouTube.. ya know, in case assholes on Slashdot ask for it.

  49. Re:Available at best buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wonder who has deep pockets and would prefer to see a bunch of spam comments at the top of a "win 10 fails" article than actual discussion..

  50. Re:Lets... by adamstew · · Score: 1

    Is it a Kindle Paperwhite or Voyage? Or a different model of Kindle? The summary explicitly calls out the Paperwhite and Voyage models as the ones Windows is having problems with.

  51. Play On Linux by laing · · Score: 1

    Try this.

    1. Re:Play On Linux by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That looks interesting, I'm gonna give it a whirl.

      Games are essentially what ties me to Windows 7. I refuse to use 10, so I am quite desperately looking for a way out before Win7 reaches its EOL.

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  52. Re:This is what happens when you fire the older ex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is lately the trend everywhere.

  53. Not seeing the problem here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone stupid enough the buy a Kindle after the incident with the George Orwell books is an idiot who deserves to have their computer ruined.

  54. Re:Lets... by dugancent · · Score: 1

    Fair enough.

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  55. Re:Lets... by mcgrew · · Score: 2

    And just what part of your ass did you pull that "statistic" from?

    Oh, BTW, you may be running Linux or BSD yourself and not even know it -- Android is Linux and Apple is BSD. In fact, about the only computers that aren't running BSD or Linux are Windows desktops and laptops.

  56. Re:Lets... by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

    BSOD?

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  57. Re:Lets... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    Try shutting a few things off. On my phone, when I use my bluetooth speaker, half the time it will reboot itself because Google decides that's exactly when it should update an app I never use and wish I could remove. I found that shutting off wi-fi makes it crash less.

  58. Re:Lets... by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    and then iphone 8 removed bluetooth drains battery to fast

  59. Re:Lets... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    I have a Paperwhite, currently plugged into a Win 10 Pro (Anniversary release).
    Number of blue screens? Zero.
    Unplug it. Same number of blue screens. Zero.

  60. Re:Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take your meds, dude(ette). Wow.

  61. Re:Lets... by DogDude · · Score: 1

    Oh wow. That's really smart. I suppose you buy a new car when you get a flat tire, too, huh?

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  62. Re:Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bet he's negatively impacting Windows by staying stuck on Win 7, which reduces video quality in games, so why worry about his complaints? Some people will go nuts and lock into old versions of software because they can't learn new things. These people are their own problem.

  63. Re:Lets... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

    Playstation 4 is BSD.

  64. Re:Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you're saying this problem occurred due to buggery?

  65. Re:Lets... by lgw · · Score: 0

    He's a known shill, or at least someone with a similar enough name is. He also seems to be a big fan of copyright.

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  66. Re:Lets... by cmiller173 · · Score: 2

    iPhone 9 will remove the phone app because it always interrupts audio/video playback from any a/v service at the most annoying time.

  67. Kindle update? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After the last Kindle update, my side loaded apps disappeared. Not only that, but they won't even install anymore and no error is being displayed as to why. I think the Kindle update borked anything not offered at the Amazon app store.

  68. Re:This is what happens when you fire the older ex by WheezyJoe · · Score: 1

    I don't think those are the people getting fired. They're just retiring, especially those who had the good stock options back from the Gates years and when the stock price was riding high. I understand most people getting the sack these days are the saps brought in from the Nokia acquisition, who were never real Microsoft anyway (and now, never will be).

    But there's definitely a case of turnover going on. Youngsters who want to make their own name for themselves (read: make themselves non-fireable) rather than support some old guy's code. They re-invent the GUI, tossing years' worth of human-interface guidelines down the tubes because they're so young and hip and we know everything like how the desktop is dead and the flat look is just so much better it's ok to just make people use it with forced upgrades. Selling software is so old and balding, we're the future and we're pushing out software as a service! Course, if something breaks, something shitty gets released to the world, just push out a fix sometime. Whatever.

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  69. There's also the "RAW" issue for USB drives by itsme1234 · · Score: 1

    Just google "raw usb aniversary" (sorry, I had the link from one of MS pages confirming it and recommending not to upgrade and not to mess with your disks but I can't find it anymore).

    This is particularly scary as people might destroy their data while "recovering" it. Also from backup drives...

  70. Re:Nothing new there by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    How is this off-topic? It sounds like ideal equipment for Windows 10, although an ordinary bonfire would do.

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  71. Thankfully. by preflex · · Score: 1

    I was not affected by this bug. Thankfully, my USB hub is also not working after the anniversary update, so plugging in my Kindle was unable to crash it. I'd make a video to prove it, but the update also broke my webcam.

    All that stuff is working fine for me on Arch though. I had only booted Win10 because I wanted to play the new Deus Ex, but since it looks like a Linux port is likely coming soon (Thanks Feral!), I guess I'll just keep not using Windows, and play the game in a few months.

  72. Re:Lets... by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    Very hard to impact video quality on a Asus poseiden GTX 980Ti and using a Haswell 5930K .

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  73. Re:Lets... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    You forget what OS this is....

    This is a undocumented feature.

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  74. Windows 10 Ain't Done by KlomDark · · Score: 2

    Till Kindle Won't Run!

  75. Re:Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I doubt that

    I don't.

    From Intel, to Google, to nVidia, Nutella's default response is to blame his malware's problems on anyone but his own company.

  76. Re:Lets... by HBI · · Score: 1

    Even Windows has BSD in the network stack.

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  77. Re:Lets... by Darinbob · · Score: 2

    It's a bug that should have been caught before it reached any customer. Most companies would feel bad when bugs are first found by customers instead of QA, but not Microsoft.

  78. Re:Lets... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Windows 7 doesn't reduce video quality in games. Very few games require anything beyond DX11.

  79. Re:Lets... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Clearly, Amazon failed in predicting the future behavior of Windows and foolishly assumed that yesterday's AI would work today.

  80. HAHHAHHHAHAHA... Microsoft... oh, wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAHHAHHHAHAHA...
    Microsoft... oh, wow... Are you even trying?
    Toy operating system for retards. Fails again.

  81. Re:Lets... by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

    Win 10 is no where near the top OS, it just beats XP by 6%...
    https://www.netmarketshare.com/operating-system-market-share.aspx?qprid=10&qpcustomd=0&qptimeframe=Y
    But I agree this is a valid story and that not playing nice with a Kindle is a major screw up.

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  82. Doesn't crash for me by en4ca · · Score: 3, Informative

    TFA makes it sound like this affects 100% of users, but it doesn't seem to affect me. Just tried plugging my kindle voyage into my windows 10 laptop running the anniversary update. Worked as normal, no bluescreen here.

    1. Re:Doesn't crash for me by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2

      Same here with a paperwhite.

  83. Re: Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My FIL replaced the whole vehicle instead of just the tires. Twice.

  84. Re:Lets... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    Have you turned any of the devices on yet?

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  85. Re:Lets... by JediJorgie · · Score: 1

    Yea, cause Microsoft should own one if of possible USB device that could be plugged in.

    They are called edge-cases for a reason.

  86. Re:Lets... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    You are right. Microsoft should test connecting Kindles. Derp. Its a bug. Bugs happen. That is why they have patches.

  87. Re:Lets... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    No he doesn't. He also can not play Windows games.

  88. Windows isn't done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    until Amazon won't run.

  89. Re:Lets... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    No, but if my car kept crashing with uncontrolled acceleration I would.

  90. Re:Lets... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    You can't have proof, because I made it up. I don't have Win10 or a Kindle. The point is FUCKING BUGS EXIST. What planet are you from?

  91. Re:Lets... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Damn, we need to add that to test plan...step 1) Turn devices on!

  92. Re:Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Sorry to rain on your parade but ....

    Matthew Porter's talk at the Grenoble conference titled "Mythbusters: Android" tackled the question of how much Android is actually Linux, how functional it is, and what is the nature of the Android community. Porter came to two interesting conclusions. First, he concluded that Android is not Linux in the strict sense of the word because important userspace components are missing, thereby making Android comparatively inaccessible and inflexible. Second, he concluded that the Android community is lagging behind other Linux and open source communities, partly because the platform is commonly developed outside the Android Open Source Project (AOSP) tree and given less priority in the open repository.

    Given that I would say that there are pieces of Linux in there but it's pretty much unusable from a end user perspective.

  93. Re:Lets... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Uh yeah. I am a shill for copyright? WTF does that even mean? Moron.

  94. Re:This is what happens when you fire the older ex by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    100% correct. In addition he is probably theodp.

  95. Re:Lets... by sexconker · · Score: 1

    LOL! Big fail, bro. The point is this is no mere "bug" that happens randomly to some people, it's yet another example of Windows 10 and MS fucking everything up. So STFU with your defensive bullshit.

  96. Re:Lets... by sjames · · Score: 1

    So if you get a flat and someone drives up and says why don't you just take this Porsche for free, you'd say no?

  97. Re:Lets... by sexconker · · Score: 1

    I'm asking him to provide video of his Windows 10 machine NOT instantly BSODing when he plugs in a Kindle.
    He claimed this was the case. I mentioned the iPhone to avoid any "I can't take video" excuses.
    You can see below that he admits to making the whole thing up.

  98. Universal Serial Bus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What is it with Microsoft and USB devices, especially BASIC usb devices with KNOWN whitepapers and functions? Why is it that when I unplug a device and plug it back into a different port that it doesn't recognise that same serial ID and work instantly like "other" OS's but has to re-install device drivers all over again, sometimes taking minutes to do so?
    Windows' treatment of the USB driver stack is appalling in MOST cases that I have come across.
    Universal my ass.
    If it weren't for OTHER operating systems you'd think UniversalSB was a misnomer.

  99. Re:Lets... by Darinbob · · Score: 2

    It's not like this is an obscure device.
    Of course, since we can always hide problematic updates... oh wait, we can't even do that... if we required to accept all updates then Microsoft needs to be even better about testing rather than become more sloppy.

  100. Re:Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats bullshit. you first have to _prove_ that this is a bug in windows or code written by MS, and not a third party USB driver (or other countless probable causes) that a user has installed. But that is if we are to follow logic. You being an anti-ms troll, probably know nothing about it.

    Meanwhile, my desktop W10 continues to run ROCK SOLID since the time I turned it on a few months ago. Haha..

    http://imgur.com/clcbOkG

  101. Driver? by jklovanc · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the Kindle driver could be pointed at to blame. Some drivers use "undocumented" and unsupported entry points to simplify programming. Maybe the jump point that the driver expects no longer exists.

    1. Re:Driver? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Kindle paperwhite doesn't use it's own driver, it uses the standard Microsoft mass storage drivers just like pretty much every USB stick or card reader.

  102. But does it run X? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Oh, BTW, you may be running Linux or BSD yourself and not even know it -- Android is Linux and Apple is BSD.

    And it'd be technically correct* to state that TiVo DVRs run Linux.

    But what people mean when they refer to running Linux or BSD on a desktop PC are X11/Linux and X11/FreeBSD. Unlike the majority of window managers for the X Window System, Android prior to Nougat doesn't even have multiple windows on screen as a standard feature, which makes it not ideal for writing one document while referring to another.

    * Allegedly the best kind of correct.

  103. Re:Lets... by tepples · · Score: 1

    Google decides that's exactly when it should update an app I never use and wish I could remove

    "Uninstall updates" followed by "Disable" should keep Google from updating that app.

  104. Re:Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *Obligatory GNU/Car meme pic here*

  105. Re:Lets... by Trogre · · Score: 1

    I don't disagree with your overall assertion that this is newsworthy, but should point out that Windows 10 is nowhere near the most widely used OS in the world.

    It isn't even the most widely used Microsoft desktop OS in the world.

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  106. Re:Lets... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    Have you turned any of the devices on yet?

    Yes, both PC and Kindle. Works just like it did last week, last month, last year.

  107. I tried it, and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Of course, sitting here in the airport with my Win10 and my Paperwhite, I had to know.

    So I am plugging in the USB Cable and

  108. Oh, yeah the old Windows is not done ... thingie by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    Windows is not done, till Kindle won't run.

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  109. Re:Lets... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

    Why would you need Windows 7 Ultimate to play computer games?

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  110. Re:Lets... by xvan · · Score: 2

    Kindles emulate standard USB storage.
    This seems more like windows trying to be "smart", detecting a kindle device and handling it different, triggering a bug.


    This is a stupid bug that should not happen (as a kindle device should be handled by userspace and killed when unresponsive)


    On the other hand, my linux experience when handling corrupted IO devices sectors hasn't been wonderful, so I can say the grass isn't much greener from this side of the fence.

  111. Re:Lets... by donaldm · · Score: 1

    So if you get a flat and someone drives up and says why don't you just take this Porsche for free, you'd say no?

    Of course what you aren't told unless you read the contract (err EULA) for you "free" Porsche is that the company has the right to monitor your usage for advertisement purposes and anything else that the said company finds useful. Of course, all information will be held in the strictest confidence unless an appropriate authority requests that information. The company also has the right to update your "free" Porsche without prior notice as well as anything that the company deems important and you don't have any rights to refuse.

    What! I hear you say but I get a free Porsche. Yes! you do but so does everyone else so where is the uniqueness in that. Of course, the cops are going to have a field day as every idiot (err user) tries to drag everyone else and the said company to whom you agreed to their contract (err EULA) will have all your driving habits available to convict you.

    I personally would just change my flat tyre with my spare or just call roadside assist (err the WEB). Also, why would I want to change my Mclaren Racer for a pedestrian Porsche?

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  112. Re:Lets... by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    because I have it?

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  113. Can't Charge My Android Phone On W10 Either by BrendaEM · · Score: 1

    But I can on a Mac. There are so many other things not working on W10, that are not being reported on most sites.

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  114. Naming updates by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

    M$ should really take the idea of naming updates and run with it, like Anniversary Update, as if anyone gives a shit that it has been a year since they released their latest over-hyped bug fest. Call it Stinky Elephant Dung or Rainbow Kitten and people are still going to use it, and have problems with it. Next time maybe they'll go full-DPRK and name something the "Bill Gates is God Edition," or just show all their cards and release "Microsoft Owns Your Computer, Bitch. Edition", and you'll have no choice whether to install it or not. But that still isn't as lame as Apple naming crap after big cats, as if that would make the OS more fierce or something.

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  115. Re:Lets... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

    It seems to be fiscally wanton to spend money on 90% of features you'll never use, just to play games on a perfectly good "home premium" edition.

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  116. Re: Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But it's even more wanton to get a home premium license when you already own the ultimate.

  117. Maybe their faux-pa will finally tip the scale? by sgant · · Score: 1

    And now THIS will be the year of LInux on the desktop!

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  118. Re: Lets... by IDreamInCode · · Score: 1

    It should at least fail gracefully. I'm having the same BSOD issue with my dell monitor webcam.

  119. It doesn't happen to me by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

    Therefore it's all Amazon's fault / the users are stupid / everyone saying this is a shill / everyone saying this is a liar / who uses Kindles anymore / perhaps they shouldn't buy shitty hardware / other OSes have hardware problems too [/oss zealot]

  120. Re:Lets... by sjames · · Score: 1

    No. Linux is a free Porsche with no strings. All you have to do is accept it.

  121. Re: Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No no, clearly this is the evil work of the dark prince himself. Bezos should know he can't get away with this. Pushing their kindle OS and using market dominance to stifle a poor upstart in the competition.

  122. Re:Lets... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    No what sounds happen is that the fundamental drivers that handle USB be incapable of bringing down an entire system. This isn't an edge case, Not in a world where your video card can catch fire and windows gracefully attempts to reload the driver on the fly.

  123. Re: Lets... by Killall+-9+Bash · · Score: 2

    If you understand what a BSOD is (kernel panic), and you also understand why this shouldn't happen (no userland software or hardware should EVER be talking directly to the kernel since Vista), you'll come to the same conclusion I have.

    2 possibilities:

    1- Microsoft is fucking with Amazon. Azure can't compete with AWS, so they have to attack Amazon somehow...

    -OR- 2- Anniversary update contains new NSA spyware meant to interact with the kindle, but instead FAILs hard thanks to what I assume to be internal sabotage from someone inside the NSA who hates his job (maybe the same guy who leaked the DNC emails and the NSA tools).

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  124. Re:Lets... by Killall+-9+Bash · · Score: 1

    In the small number of cases where a game would look better with a newer directX version..... its not the OS's fault. It's just MS artificially creating a reason to upgrade (because there really isn't one).

    Also, have you noticed OpenGL / OpenCL game support becomming more common? I wonder what that's all about..... =)

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  125. Re:Lets... by Killall+-9+Bash · · Score: 1

    ...and in the super-secret POSIX system calls.

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  126. Re:Lets... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I have a study here that says that over 70% of statistics are made up, with 55.33% thereof showing off a precision they cannot justify.

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  127. Re:Lets... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    No, but it would make me think if I have a flatfoot every other day, and there are people, who claim they're from the manufacturer, constantly remodeling my car without asking me first, hell, without even TELLING me what they're doing there.

    Plus having a guy following me in a van who keeps taking notes where I go and checks constantly who is driving with me would give me the creeps.

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  128. Re:Lets... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    The computer is your friend. Trust the computer...

    I stopped playing Paranoia. It felt too close to home.

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  129. H-1Bs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nadella has roots in India.
    Just how many newbie devs are working on this train wreck of an OS?

  130. Re:Lets... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    If you cram a headset into an iPhone, I'd pretty much expect it to crash.

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  131. Re:Lets... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Kinda. MS is a dick and Kindle users are fucked.

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  132. Re:Lets... by Alumoi · · Score: 1

    Yea, cause Microsoft should own one if of possible USB device that could be plugged in.

    They are called edge-cases for a reason.

    Kindle edge-case? Shirley you must be joking.

  133. Re: Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, he may be running win7, win 10 won't run win95 games, and there are a few fun games that far back, shucks, even DOS 7 won't run all DOS games.

  134. Re:Lets... by sirber · · Score: 1

    Get the joke man :) I'm just bored of all the comments like if "switch to linux" is the absolute answer to everything.

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  135. Re:Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its 2016, and the company in question is Microsoft, who have been making OS' for 25~ years give or take. If you really think that is acceptable performance, output from them, I really don't want to see the absolute crap, you spend your money on and think is quality.

  136. Re:Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, okay, let's count everyone using Android or Apple products as Linux/BSD users.

    That seems perfectly reasonable and not at all stupid.

  137. Re:Lets... by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    Even tho I paid less for the ultimate license than I would have paid for the home license?

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  138. Re: Lets... by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    xcom, moo , moo2 to name a few

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  139. Its Highlander Season... by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

    Two Seattle technology companies ...
    ... intent on market domination
    ... selling ads, apps, entertainment hardware, phones (cough, cough), songs, tablets, video, webservices
    ... with comparable ad networks, app stores, market capitalization, operating systems, patent portfolios, payment services, research groups (robotics, deep learning, etc), search engines
    ... (one still sells books; the other, computer software -- but as hobbies)
    ... meet on the Windows 10 battlefield.

      "There can be only one"

  140. Re:Lets... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Sure distill it down to a specific version as if the goal isn't to have all Windows machines be Windows 10.

    Versions don't matter. Windows is the most popular system in the word used to connect to incredibly popular Kindles.

  141. Re:Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is an update for the most widely used OS in the world

    I thought the story was about Windows 10 rebooting, not Windows 7. (Pardon the snarky way of commenting that Windows 7 is in fact still the most widely used operating system in the world, despite Microsoft's efforts in trying to give away Windows 10 that most of us DON'T WANT.)

    ironic captcha: Desired.

  142. Re: Lets... by omtinez · · Score: 1

    This is 99% likely a drivers issue, which are not userland. That's why they need to be signed by Microsoft itself; otherwise, if I remember correctly, even with admin rights you can't install drivers unless you are in secure boot mode (which is a little bit ironic).

  143. Re:Lets... by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

    But it's only the Anniversary Update of Windows 10 causing the Kindle problem.
    The vast majority of systems not running Win10 by now will never run it.
    Yes, other versions of Windows will go away as they EOL, but Win10 is not as prolific as they would like you to think.
    As machines do EOL (OS wise), I try to get the user to check out Zorin, as an easy transition away from WinAnything... but it's not always smooth sailing getting people to learn new software.
    I'm really hoping Android x86 takes hold and blooms, as most people are familiar with it already.

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  144. Re: Lets... by Killall+-9+Bash · · Score: 1

    The only drivers that should be capable of causing a panic are kernel mode drivers. Video, sound, and NIC.... and MS is only allowing those to be kernel mode because they learned from Vista's shitty gaming performance.

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  145. Re:Lets... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    I don't think you understand the significance pointed out here. The point is not whether this specific issue affects the most people, the point is how low the bar of QC can get when the vendor for the most popular operating system (aggregated across it's versions) in the world can push an update that fails to work spectacularly with the most popular e-reading device in the world.

    This isn't an edge case. This isn't an example of an isolated incident affecting the odd OS. This is the result of an update pushed to an OS that runs on 21% of machines, by a company which put a lot of effort convincing users of another 47% of machines to upgrade fantastically ballsing up one of the most basic things, plugging in a USB device to the point of complete system crash.

    This is hell significant even if the exact market share is still only in the 20% range.

  146. Amazon's Paperwhite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm wondering if Amazon's product name could've been better. Every time I read "Paperwhite" I see "Paperweight." Although with Windows 10, maybe that's not far from the truth.

  147. Re:Lets... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

    In that case, no, but its a bit difficult to believe that was the case.

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  148. Re:Lets... by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    68 dollars is what it cost me.

    It was a sealed win 7 ultimate that I got off of e-bay. It was a gamble that paid off.

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  149. Re:Lets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Study finds that 75% people pushing Linux on others aren't actualy using Linux.

    Well I use it on all my systems I have been for years. I'm glad I don't have to put up with these problems.

  150. Re:Lets... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

    I'd say "sweet", but its Windows 7.

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  151. Oh dear. What a pity. Never. Mind. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Well it is about Windows machines. Nobody with any sense has this problem.

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  152. Re:Lets... by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    Who cares?

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