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Cats and Dogs Contribute Significantly To Climate Change, Says UCLA Study (patch.com)

New submitter Zorro shares a report from Patch.com: When it comes to global warming, Fido and Fluffy are part of the problem, a new study by UCLA indicates. Pet ownership in the United States creates about 64 million tons of carbon dioxide a year, UCLA researchers found. That's the equivalent of driving 13.6 million cars for a year. The problem lies with the meat-filled diets of kitties and pooches, according to the study by UCLA geography professor Gregory Okin. Dogs and cats are responsible for 25 to 30 percent of the impacts of meat production in the United States, said Orkin. Compared to a plant-based diet, meat production "requires more energy, land and water and has greater environmental consequences in terms of erosion, pesticides and waste," the study found. And what goes in, must come out. In terms of waste, Okin noted, feeding pets also leads to about 5.1 million tons of feces every year, roughly equivalent to the total trash production of Massachusetts. The study has been published in the journal PLOS One.

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  1. How about people ? by religionofpeas · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How much CO2 does an average person produce, compared to a dog ?

    1. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always find it disappointing when articles repeatedly quote orders of magnitude to wow the reader. To me that highlights a lack of context and I find it very underwhelming.

    2. Re:How about people ? by Quakeulf · · Score: 1, Informative

      Too much.

      That's why we need a one child policy for countries with the highest birthrates like most non-western countries with the exception of Japan and Corea. We have to maintain a sustainable population since we are so good at eliminating our predators (viruses and other tiny things), otherwise we will only end up eliminating life for good.

      Mars isn't a model future look for our planet, but it sure seems there is a great effort in place to make it become like that.

    3. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      A brief check suggests the total CO2 generation of the US is around 5.3 Billion metric tons, which would mean cats and dogs account for 1.2% of the total CO2 generated by the US.

    4. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I always find it disappointing when articles repeatedly quote orders of magnitude to wow the reader. To me that highlights a lack of context and I find it very underwhelming.

      The topic of discussion is environmental impact on the entire planet.

      I find it underwhelming when people can't grasp why orders of magnitude are sometimes necessary. Treating the "wow" factor as mere noise is exactly why this problem will continue to be dismissed by the ignorant.

    5. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except that developing countries tend to, you know, develop, and then all that burgeoning population starts to drive cars and all the other carbon-heavy things. Better to control the population growth while the development is happening, if you can.

    6. Re:How about people ? by brianerst · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And who is going to enforce that? How? Crippling economic sanctions on countries that are already at desperation levels of poverty? Invasion? Recolonialization?

      The surest way to drop the birthrate in poor countries, proven to work time and time again, is to raise the standard of living. Richer people have fewer children - it holds true for every level of "rich" outside of the multimillionaire class. Children are an important resource to subsistence farmers and it's natural to have many of them when there is a high likelihood that many of them will not survive to adulthood (even though, in aggregate, many do).

      Children are an enjoyable burden to urban and middle class people - when women work outside the home, there is a huge incentive to have fewer children.

      The down side, of course, is that richer people use more resources, but we can work on that from a technology perspective. But if you want fewer people, make them rich(er).

    7. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An apple has billions of cyanide atoms per seed! Maybe even TRILLIONS!

    8. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      How much CO2 does the average AGW nutter produce every time they try to find scapegoats and employ their scare tactics?

      By the way AGW nutters, you contribute more to pollution than a "denier" like me. My energy is all green, I recycle, I don't drive a car, my home is spartan and practical, I don't burn wood or gas, I bring my own cloth shopping bags, I am a vegetarian and I don't smoke.

    9. Re: How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Richer people have fewer children? No, better educated people have fewer children. Not richer. Better educated equates to those educated past sixth grade. Maybe that's why they are dumbing down America. Also, past sixth grade you are less exposed to magical thinking. But the main point of the article, can a preditor live an herbavore foodstuffs? No. They bulk and expend methane, a more potent greenhouse gas then carbon dioxide. Preditors therefore need meat. Meateating is something the author should have done.

    10. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However along with development comes education and along with education comes a markedly reduced birth rate. Likewise development reduces the child/infant mortality rate so fewer children are needed to ensure that parents can be looked after in their old age. If that weren't enough, with development comes longer life expectancy, further putting downward pressure on birth rates.

    11. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what happens when a country develops? Birth rates go down without any policies. But that still doesn't do away with the fact that limiting or controlling birth rates in developing and/or underdeveloped countries will do very little for emissions if the developed countries don't act as well.

    12. Re:How about people ? by syn3rg · · Score: 1

      I wonder what UCLA's carbon footprint is...

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    13. Re:How about people ? by Quakeulf · · Score: 0

      I don't see the connection between materialism/consmerism and birthrates the way you propose. This is instead biological and cultural.


      Taking way this aid money and leave them to themselves (after all, they are sovereign countries and should be able to take care of themselves unless someone from the outside wants to meddle in their affairs, which coincidentally is how most wars start and how refugees are created), is a good start. They need independence, otherwise they'll just remain welfare nations, which is terrible. I hope you don't want to imply that these nations shall forever be recepients of foreign aid, because that would imply that you think they cannot take care of themselves (or are a meddler in their affairs).

      I grew up in Africa and I've seen firsthand what free food from the sky does to a nation. You know how it goes with teaching someone to do something vs giving them something.

    14. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much like negative inflation, negative population growth potentially causes societal collapse.

    15. Re: How about people ? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 0, Troll

      Richer people have fewer children? No, better educated people have fewer children.

      This is wny the hatred for men on the part of academic women, the very people who should be having more children, is taking us straight to idiocracy.

    16. Re:How about people ? by fisted · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is no such thing as a cyanide atom.

    17. Re: How about people ? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      This is wny the hatred for men on the part of academic women, the very people who should be having more children, is taking us straight to idiocracy.

      Nature does not select for intelligence unless it gives increased survival for the species.

      The intelligent, educated, but misandrist women in academia and the rest of society have removed themselves from the gene pool.

      Now is this going to lead to idiocracy? Probably not. I'm pretty certain that if humanity survives we'll just go back to the dark ages. No electricity, no mechanical transportation. But religion will probably find ascendancy.

      As Einstein is attributed saying, "I know not what weapons World War three will be fought with, but World War four will be fought with sticks and stones"

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    18. Re: How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I suggested to my cat that she become vegetarian. She was not amused.

    19. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, a person produces too much, and even more if that person has dogs or cats.

    20. Re: How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She was also not amused by grumpy cat videos.

    21. Re: How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proof?

    22. Re: How about people ? by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Cyanide is a molecule, not an atom.

    23. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true. All the developed areas of the world, US, Europe, Japan are suffering low birthrates now. Especially amongst the "whiter" people. It's one of the things that has them so upset, the planet is being overrun by "brown cockroaches". So we have to control their birthrates!

      As for dogs, I couldn't imagine Zsa Zsa Gabor without one.

    24. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure if it's still available but one was able to purchase carbon credits to offset their personal carbon footprint. I hadn't heard, at the time whether carbon credits for pets were available.

    25. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The topic of discussion is environmental impact on the entire planet.

      Exactly! So they should be explaining things in terms of "if we reduced X by 100%, this is the impact it would have on the entire planet", instead of this "that equals X cars for a year" nonsense that I have no way of parsing out the impact from.

    26. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In terms of the old Greek definition of an atom, a particle of something that cannot be divided and still remain that something, there is an atom or cyanide. Unfortunately, our new definitions show that old Greek atom of cyanide to be a molecule made of an atom of carbon and an atom of nitrogen.

    27. Re: How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly intelligence has been progressing so your theory must be wrong. I would put counter theory that it is leftists that are idiots and nature is taking care of them by eliminating their genes from the pool. You can easily see that even in universities that hard sciences and engineering are far more conservative than the rest of the academia.

    28. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THANK YOU!

      I may be a big proponent to the whole "every little bit adds up" thing, but without information like what you provided, we have no way of gauging what kind of an impact we can get by cutting x% here and y% there and z% on that other thing and so on.

    29. Re:How about people ? by brianerst · · Score: 1

      I think you got the wrong impression. I think the only way for countries to get "rich" (by which I mean that median income rises, building a middle class) is by internally directed economic growth and development. The developed countries can help on the margins but it must be driven by the people who actually live there.

      Gapminder (by the late Hans Rosling) is a fantastic resource for this sort of thing and its video is a good, in depth documentary about the myths and facts about population growth.

    30. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The topic of discussion is environmental impact on the entire planet.

      I find it underwhelming when people can't grasp why orders of magnitude are sometimes necessary. Treating the "wow" factor as mere noise is exactly why this problem will continue to be dismissed by the ignorant.

      Agreed on the discussion that it is about environmental impact on the entire planet as you said. However, the GP was talking about the "wow" factor of magnitude when TFA is using the US number as the main representation of the "entire planet". That's something I agreed with the GP about the TFA has no real context but rather mislead readers to something else.

    31. Re: How about people ? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      (points at fisted): HA! HA! /Nelson

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    32. Re:How about people ? by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't fully buy this studies claims.
      It appears to be a PETA Propaganda.
      Issue 1: Pet food including the expensive high quality stuff that doesn't have meat bi-products has what we would call meat meat bi-products, from the cuts of meat that we normally do not want to eat, or from scraps that are too small to package.
      Issue 2: The carbon foot print of raising livestock has a high variance. Cattle if next to a pond, stream or river. May be getting their water without the needs of electricity. Also there is a big difference between beef and poultry.

       

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    33. Re: How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The final solution is the systematic destruction of all cats and dogs.

    34. Re: How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you dorks start saving the planet by taking yourselves out first?

    35. Re:How about people ? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      An important factor in that is not siphoning off all the most skilled and ambitious people within the developing countries.

      That means, no H1B for you. Stay in your own country and develop it's economy.

    36. Re:How about people ? by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      (Emphasis mine.)

      That's why we need a one child policy

      How did you figure out that 1.00 is the correct number? What if it's 0.71? Or -0.16?

      I think you pulled that 1 out of your ass.

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    37. Re: How about people ? by sycodon · · Score: 1

      If we went through that very same exercise with every geology department in every university, I bet they contribute more to Global Warming than do pets

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    38. Re:How about people ? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      How much CO2 does an average person produce, compared to a dog ?

      Notice they conveniently leave out that fact about our predominantly meat-eating population.

      And oh, BTW, I don't know about anyone else, but I actually produce significantly more gaseous output when consuming more vegetables, such as broccoli, cabbage and cauliflower, than I ever do eating a hamburger or steak.

    39. Re:How about people ? by Quakeulf · · Score: 1

      Why are you so mad?

    40. Re:How about people ? by q4Fry · · Score: 2

      ... What if it's 0.71? Or -0.16?

      How do you have -0.16 children? Does every sixth couple go find someone else's baby and kill it?

    41. Re:How about people ? by Quakeulf · · Score: 1

      You are missing the point about consumerism/materialism. Economic growth isn't good for anyone but those who control the economy. Also, growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of a cancer cell.

    42. Re: How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly, intelligence has been progressing so your theory must be wrong.

      Clearly? Can you provide a citation of some sort? I'm not saying human's capacity for intelligence hasn't increased, but I don't see it as obvious. What has provided you with such certitude on this idea?

    43. Re:How about people ? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The developing countries are already developed enough that everyone is driving a car.
      Funnily some are so far developed that taxis drive on natural gas and not gasoline, e.g. Bangkok/Thailand.

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    44. Re: How about people ? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      My cat demanded I become vegan, too!
      No way!

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    45. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For that matter, how much CO2 does a climate change study produce?

    46. Re: How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was also a study a few years back that showed 14 of 18 global pet food brands around the world tested positive for rat, horse, and other unexpected meats despite not being on the labels.

    47. Re:How about people ? by yuriklastalov · · Score: 2

      Well clearly you need to virtue signal more so people on social media can know you're a GOOD PERSON. What use are all those "good things" if no one knows HOW GOOD YOU ARE? Precisely.

    48. Re:How about people ? by slew · · Score: 1

      How much CO2 does the average AGW nutter produce every time they try to find scapegoats and employ their scare tactics?

      By the way AGW nutters, you contribute more to pollution than a "denier" like me. My energy is all green, I recycle, I don't drive a car, my home is spartan and practical, I don't burn wood or gas, I bring my own cloth shopping bags, I am a vegetarian and I don't smoke.

      I'm sure they are thinking about you when they fly in CO2 belching airplanes to their international conferences (which generate a warming effect equivalent to 2 or 3 tons of carbon dioxide per person) and stay in hotels that generate 5-10x the resources and waste as living in a private home...

      It is estimated that if you live in an apartment and don't drive very much (short commute, work from home), taking 3 international trips a year, will likely account for more than 50% of your annual carbon footprint. I suspect they could cut their own carbon footprint in 1/2 by not attending these conferences (just think of the children, oh wait, there aren't supposed to be any of those)...

    49. Re: How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's is the environmental impact of smoking pot ?

    50. Re: How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, cuz it's the introverted studying conservative engineer picking up chics all alone by himself in the lab while the leftist poli sci major can't get a date explaining socialist policies to a hoard of girls over a beer at the frat party. You are so right about those lefties. Wait, did you mean left handed people?

    51. Re: How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Klimate Kooks strike again!

    52. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If ya butcher-out dogs, cats and kakatooz then human C02 production becomes less important. At least the chi.comz eat them !

    53. Re: How about people ? by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 1

      At least it's not some kind of...molecular acid.

    54. Re: How about people ? by butchersong · · Score: 1

      The scary thing is that the rise of the modern world it can be argued was due largely to a very recent and very slight increase in intelligence of the middle and lower class of Europe. This occurred in societies where upperclass children fell on hard times and filtered down the the rest of the population. In part this was due to 2nd, 3rd sons etc. not inheriting and in part just due to normal churn due to competition for top status. What will the inverse mean? Probably nothing good.

      Hopefully genetic customization of children comes along to provide an opposing force to this.

    55. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On some days, I'm pretty sure I make more methane than CO2.

    56. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For that matter, how much CO2 does a climate change study produce?

      Silly boy, that's green CO2 which is good! Just ask all the jet-setting AGW evangelists, they'll explain it all! If you don't understand it's because you're too stupid, not at all that much of what is claimed regarding AGW is pure BS.

    57. Re: How about people ? by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's neither a molecule, not an atom. It is an ion. It consists of a carbon atom and a nitrogen atom triply bonded together and has an overall charge of -1.

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    58. Re: How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Threaten my dogs in any way leftist, and I will come to your house and shoot everything in it until I can be reasonably certain they are all dead.

    59. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All living organisms on the planet contribute to the state of the planets ecosystem. It took a UCLA research group to figure this out? Are they going to research the claim that falling out of a boat in the middle of the ocean results in you getting wet next? Cattle contribute large amounts of methane which damages the environment. Of course humans and anything associated with human survival such as food production, the manufacture of all the things human beings need or think they need, any all the things needed to move both people and their support requirements impact the environment. The world seems to have ruled out the easiest way to protect the environment by refusing to address population growth. So as the amount of natural resources continue decline the competition for those dwindling resources will lead to a forced cull in the form of WW3. Maybe human civilization can start over from scratch after the radiation levels and the nuclear winter recedes in a few thousand years. Mean while people will continue to pollute the environment with increased levels of carbon dioxide spewed forth their constantly running mouths as they compete to see who can come out on top of the self righteousness Olympic Games.

    60. Re: How about people ? by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1
      A molecule is simply a group of atoms that are bonded together to form the smallest unit of a chemical. H2O is a molecule, NH3 (ammonia) is a molecule. (CN)2, cyanogen is also a molecule. An ion can be a molecule or an atom that has a positive or negative charge due to gaining or losing (an) electron(s). A molecule or atom can both be an ion.

      carbon atom and a nitrogen atom triply bonded

      This is a molecule. if it didn't have a charge, it wouldn't be an ion but it would still be a molecule.

    61. Re:How about people ? by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Because someone suggested involuntary population control. If you can justify that, then you can justify anything. And I kind of thought my example of a negative number, instead of 1, illustrated it. Once you decide that it's worth using force (i.e. set a "policy" for the country) and then try select an optimum growth setting, you might end up anywhere.

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    62. Re: How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggested to my cat that she become vegetarian. She was not amused.

      Well, I hope my dog doesn't find out that some dog's get meat for dinner.

    63. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Chinese did it the other way around. They reduced the birthrate by law then experienced an unprecedented growth in wealth. So, does the birthrate drop come from wealth or does education or government decree result in a birthrate drop where both the education and/or population stabilization allow for greater wealth. I believe it is the second.

    64. Re:How about people ? by ccguy · · Score: 1

      Richer people have fewer children - it holds true for every level of "rich" outside of the multimillionaire class.

      There's a number of exceptions here, most notably the "religious wealthy". Do some research on opus dei for example, of which by the way an important number of members of the Spanish government are part of. They believe (unless it's not convenient to them, as often happens with those that love to impose their beliefs on everyone else) that children are a gift from god, etc...

    65. Re: How about people ? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      To be fair he said atoms. There's atoms in cyanide :p

    66. Re: How about people ? by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Too many apostrophes and esses flying around?

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    67. Re: How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, smelly hindu-chimp cockroaches contribute 100 times more to global warming.
      Exterminate smelly hindu-chimp cockroaches first.

    68. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cats and dogs are designed to eat meat, despite how mad that makes PETA like folks.

      Cats and dogs would also be happy to eat ground up PETA supporters.

    69. Re:How about people ? by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      The total surface area of Massachusetts is Ten Thousand Square Miles.

      The total surface area of Earth is about 197 million square miles. ( Even though the Earth is round we still call them square. The planet must be a Dweeb. )

      "Order of Magnitude" is not to scale.

      And sure Humans do produce so much more feces than all our pets put together except maybe Horses and chickens but all feces also breaks down to become fertilizer that makes things green like our salads and the tree's we build our houses out of. Any one thing can be taken out of context when measured outside it's place in the ecosystem. This article doesn't address the niche these animals occupy in the human experience and is written with an arguably sensationalist slant.

      The sole existence of this article is clickbait and is not helping the real science of the issue.

      Ignorance is assuming anything you read online that you don't pay for hasn't been written for the sole purpose of dragging ad impressions to the reader's eyes so the ad revenue can flow.

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    70. Re:How about people ? by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      Are you that retarded? a negative growth rate would be (for example) for every 10 people only 2 children are produced. That's a growth rate of -8. Asshole.

    71. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and that probably is true but no funding for the study-lol

    72. Re:How about people ? by AnnaZed · · Score: 1

      Always a sign of sloppy thinking.

    73. Re:How about people ? by algoa456 · · Score: 0

      How much CO2 does an average person produce, compared to a dog ?

      This is not about logic. This is a mental disease. The mania of our times. 7 billion flatulent humans all producing methane. Can euthanasia be far behind .........

    74. Re: How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of agree except for scope of application.

      If considering a single child policy for anything other than your own country, then unless you are actually the lead nation of an Empire, you need to consider all nations and not single out 'nations with high birth rates'.

      Possibly a more equitable solution would be to agree a 'two child' policy for all nations? (Although note this would involve dealing with societal and religious prejudices against contraception)

    75. Re:How about people ? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Economic growth isn't good for anyone but those who control the economy.

      Gee, I must be living in squalid misery. (Looks around.) Nope. You must be a humanity-hating liar.

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    76. Re:How about people ? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      The number under discussion was number of children per couple. You switched the subject to growth rate, and measured it with number of children per arbitrary number of people. Hooray, two mistakes in one sentence, and nasty as a bonus.

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    77. Re:How about people ? by MercTech · · Score: 1

      Unless you are feeding your pets coal and oil; this article is pure fakery.
      The expiration of animals is part of the cycle of conversion that drives the whole planet. It is when you bring more of one element into the cycle that things shift.
      Re-introducing carbon into the cycle that was bound up during the cretaceous epoch is what is shifting the climate. Poochie farts have nothing to do with it.

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    78. Re:How about people ? by MercTech · · Score: 1

      "There is no such thing as a cyanide atom."

      But there are cyanide radicals. We need to pull the green card of those radcalized cyanogens.

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    79. Re:How about people ? by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      the "it wasnt me" seems to be getting just a little out of hand. Ive always wondered when the fivegovernment state of Hellgium was going to introduce carbon tax for breathing and farting ... after last years VAT increase from 6 to 21% on electricity (making it a luxury good in fact) i thought it wasnt far away. I'll tell my cat to eat less meat while i drive my 4x4 gasguzzling RAM around then ... professor has too much time on its hands ... I KNOW, all meat eating things should be replaced with electric cars that dream of sheep with a low carbon footprint and a plug up their ass to provide methane for musks space program !!!! How about euh ... baby-sapients spawn ? the amount of shit and pampers must be quite something ? who's up for birth control ?

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    80. Re: How about people ? by fisted · · Score: 1

      huh? i'm not sure you understand how HA HA works.

    81. Re:How about people ? by kattisch · · Score: 1

      Gee, I always thought that dogs, cats, cow, people were bio-degradable.....

    82. Re:How about people ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you put CO2 in it's place of greenhouse gasses, (AND IGNORE ALL NATURALLY OCCURRING CO2) that makes .048% of greenhouse gasses.

      Great job UCLA!

  2. A large dog is worse than a SUV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    according to the Univ of Washington. That is one reason people treat large dog owners so badly here in Seattle. People that own those things are terrible people.

    1. Re:A large dog is worse than a SUV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of the animals (except cats) we could get rid of Seattle instead, it's a dead place anyway.

      People should take responsibility of their cats and not just through them out to kill the wild life.

    2. Re:A large dog is worse than a SUV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I'd prefer to shoot every dog on sight.

    3. Re:A large dog is worse than a SUV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's your major malfunction?

    4. Re:A large dog is worse than a SUV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remind them of the environmental impact of coffee, that might shut them up.

    5. Re:A large dog is worse than a SUV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's yours, asshole?

    6. Re:A large dog is worse than a SUV... by dreamchaser · · Score: 2

      Don't feed the trolls. They produce too much CO2 when you do because then they keep on yapping.

    7. Re:A large dog is worse than a SUV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that escalated quickly.

    8. Re:A large dog is worse than a SUV... by Alypius · · Score: 1

      And pot.

    9. Re:A large dog is worse than a SUV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. That cat murdering sack of shit doesn't deserve any more time.

      Fuck all dogs, kill them all.

  3. Kill all wildlife! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Animal breathe! They eat! They poop!

    1. Re:Kill all wildlife! by unixisc · · Score: 2

      Yeah, move all humans & animals to Mars, so that only plants are left on earth. Between photosynthesis & respiration, they'll maintain the climate balance. In the meantime, on Mars, since there is no oxygen, people & animals won't create more carbon dioxide. That way, Mars doesn't get warmed up either, even though it could use it

  4. same as flying across the street in a dreamliner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the animals were here first? creations favorites (besides us),, everybody needs backup.. cease fire stand down.. we're driven to repair mode...

  5. Leftovers by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Pets used to eat mostly left-overs from their owner's plates. Then we started producing food specially for them, which is one of the main reasons hat they live about twice as long as they used to.

    Having said that, the stuff in cat and dog food tens to be the stuff that humans don't want. Mechanically recovered head meat, the kind of stuff that only KFC would try to feed you out of one of their buckets.

    And my cat loves fruit and vegetables. Western cat food seems to be mostly meat, but Japanese cat food has a lot more fruit, vegetables and seafood in it.

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    1. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Cats are carnivores, not omnivores like humans and dogs. You should not feed your cat fruit and vegetables.

    2. Re:Leftovers by swb · · Score: 5, Informative

      Cats are obligate carnivores, they have to eat meat because they need the ready nutrients only meat can provide.

      Dogs have a higher tolerance for carbohydrates, but really, this is an accident of domestication. In any wild setting, all canine species would eat a diet almost entirely of meat because that's what's available. The occasional browsing of grasses and plants may have some digestive benefit for canines but almost no caloric value. Their caloric intake would be animal flesh.

    3. Re:Leftovers by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All true, but modern pet foods can provide the nutrients without the high meat content. And the other stuff like fruit, gravy and jelly just provide some extra volume and flavour/smell. Keep in mind that modern meat has a lot more nutrients than what those animals would eat in the wild too.

      Obviously we want pets to keep eating meat, it's good for them. I was just suggesting that the reason why it's becoming a problem in terms of emissions now could be due to the changing nature of pet diets, which are generally designed to appeal to pet owners as the primary consideration. Maybe they can be designed to be more sustainable and still provide a good diet.

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    4. Re:Leftovers by locofungus · · Score: 3, Informative

      And my cat loves fruit and vegetables.

      At the very least you should ensure that your cat's diet is fortified with Taurine. Much like humans need to eat fruit and veg in order to avoid scurvy, cats need meat and fish in order to get Taurine. (Cats produce their own vitamin C so do not need it in their diet. Ditto for humans and Taurine)

      I'm surprised that your cat "loves fruit and vegetables." That might indicate that it's a very successful hunter and is getting plenty of fresh meat from birds and small mammals. Whether that is a bad thing probably depends on the environment that you live in.

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    5. Re:Leftovers by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      My cat eats plenty of meat, including fish and chicken/turkey meant for humans. He likes milk too, I guess he's one of the minority that isn't lactose intolerant.

      When I say he loves fruit, I meant he likes cat food that is mostly meat, some gravy and some bits of fruit mixed in with it.

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    6. Re:Leftovers by Nutria · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Western cat food seems to be mostly meat, but Japanese cat food has a lot more fruit, vegetables and seafood in it.

      Seafood isn't meat? You must be, or were raised, Catholic.

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    7. Re:Leftovers by Nutria · · Score: 1

      He likes milk too

      That's perfectly normal.

      I guess he's one of the minority that isn't lactose intolerant.

      Huh? That double negatives means you wrote "he's one of the minority that is lactose tolerant", and there are too many cats who love (cow's) milk for that to make sense.

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    8. Re:Leftovers by sad_ · · Score: 1

      Pets used to eat mostly left-overs from their owner's plates. Then we started producing food specially for them, which is one of the main reasons hat they live about twice as long as they used to.

      yes, and by that reducing the waste produced by humans, because their (pet) animals ate it all. for some animals you even get something in return, for example chickens, give them your left over waste food and you get eggs in return.

      Having said that, the stuff in cat and dog food tens to be the stuff that humans don't want. Mechanically recovered head meat, the kind of stuff that only KFC would try to feed you out of one of their buckets.

      And my cat loves fruit and vegetables. Western cat food seems to be mostly meat, but Japanese cat food has a lot more fruit, vegetables and seafood in it.

      right, as if any fast food or processed meat products contain high quality meat...

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    9. Re:Leftovers by locofungus · · Score: 2

      Huh? That double negatives means you wrote "he's one of the minority that is lactose tolerant", and there are too many cats who love (cow's) milk for that to make sense.

      I have no idea about cats but it's perfectly possible for them to be lactose intolerant and also to like milk.

      You will have no trouble getting a dog to eat normal chocolate - but it will kill the dog.

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    10. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? That double negatives means you wrote "he's one of the minority that is lactose tolerant", and there are too many cats who love (cow's) milk for that to make sense.

      Loving milk doesn't mean anything about what comes out the other end.

    11. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FUCK YOU

      Cats are carnivores, full stop. Dont feed them crap they cant digest.

    12. Re:Leftovers by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      One answer could be a genetically modified plant or animal based food that reduces the carbon output of the food cycle, but any company that dared to produce such a solution would be considered evil from the start, and any product they produced would cause hysteria from a massively uniformed FUD campaign and witless followers.

    13. Re:Leftovers by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      side note:

      Fish are living creatures (as are shrimp, lobsters, and other seafood). Why is their flesh not considered "meat"?

    14. Re:Leftovers by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      It makes complete sense. Loving something doesn't mean you can tolerate it in large quantities (see every heroin addict who has ever overdosed for proof).

      Dairy products have a lot of protein and fat, so most cats love them. Most cats can tolerate small amounts of dairy products, but a large bowl of milk will give the majority of them explosive diarrhea.

      After weening, all cats (and almost all mammals, in fact) produce much less lactase and some stop producing at all. The amount of lactase the cat can produce dictates how much lactose they can tolerate.

    15. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Western cat food seems to be mostly meat, but Japanese cat food has a lot more fruit, vegetables and seafood in it.

      Seafood isn't meat? You must be, or were raised, Catholic.

      For whatever reasons, a lot of people distinguish between meats like that, or add a third group for poultry.

      Go into your average grocery store, there will often be a "MEAT" label over the beef, pork, whatnot, SEAFOOD over the Fish, and so forth.

    16. Re: Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true that dogs/wolves/coyotes eat only meat. They graze on grass and eat berries en mass. Ever look at their scat and notice it is full of rose hips or cherry pits?

    17. Re:Leftovers by brianerst · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I was just suggesting that the reason why it's becoming a problem in terms of emissions now could be due to the changing nature of pet diets

      The reason it's a problem now is that someone decided to publish a study on its impact. Regular pet food hasn't changed significantly in years.

      In the grand scheme of things, pet ownership is barely a blip on the radar. This is just another "sky is falling" study - overhyped nonsense that obscures the real work that needs to be done in terms of decarbonization.

    18. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Untrue. Cats eat plants in nature. There are even plants named for them, ie. cat grass and catnip.

      My own cat loves to nibble on spearmint, cat grass and catnip plants. He also loves puree of pumpkin.

    19. Re:Leftovers by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Cats don't eat catnip so much as they chew on it to release a drug that's only effective when inhaled through their olfactory senses.

    20. Re:Leftovers by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Byproducts are the high-nutrient part of the meat. Not my fault you don't like haggis.

    21. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pumpkin puree is such a natural product found in the wild. Occam's razor tells me he does because you feed him it and has thus been conditioned on it.

      When it comes to cat-nip and similar plants, a quick google shows it is specifically nepetalactone which attracts cats. As I understand it from what I read it is basically a drug for cats. They don't eat it for nutrition.

    22. Re:Leftovers by conquistadorst · · Score: 1

      Seafood isn't meat? You must be, or were raised, Catholic.

      Can't speak for other countries but this language permeates all of the US, certainly not just Catholics (only ~20% of population here). There is often a strong association of meat only coming from mammals. Even sometimes, sometimes, blasphemously even excluding chicken! Heretics. Human language can be such an odd, and very imprecise, thing.

      This is why we should all speak in binary moving forward.

    23. Re:Leftovers by jandersen · · Score: 1

      Mechanically recovered head meat, the kind of stuff that only KFC would try to feed you out of one of their buckets.

      Well, they do say as much in their current advert here in UK: "The Chicken, the WHOLE chicken, and nothing but the chicken".

    24. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here I thought the study would be complaining about us having to leave the A/C on all day so that our pets don't get heatstroke while we're away at work (one of the main reasons why I always reject that energy-saving suggestion from the electric company) but really it sounds like another vegan agenda piece.

      All true, but modern pet foods can provide the nutrients without the high meat content.

      The cheaper foods have a lot of fillers, like corn and grain, which is bad for obligate carnivores. One of my ferrets after years on such food developed an allergy to something in those ingredients (maybe gluten, maybe something else), he would vomit after eating and then stopped eating entirely. When we tried giving him one of the grain/corn-free poultry-based cat foods he started eating again and regained his weight. After experimenting with different brands for a year he and the others are doing better on Blue Buffalo Wilderness than they were on the traditional ferret kibble that I've used for decades.

      And my cat loves fruit and vegetables.

      My ferrets love bananas but my vet warned me years ago and I saw for myself that it has a strong laxative effect on them. Also they don't have much tolerance for sugar and can get diabetes easily from being fed fruits.

    25. Re:Leftovers by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well to be honest, if you walked out side of your apartment and stepped in dog shit, you'd probably push the study too. I know I would, because that's the kind of vindictive asshole that I am :)

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    26. Re:Leftovers by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3

      Most cats like milk but can't tolerate much lactose, so can't drink much. You can get "cat milk" with reduced lactose.

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    27. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All true, but modern pet foods can provide the nutrients without the high meat content.

      Untrue. Any good dog food has a meat product as its first ingredient and typically most of the first 10 ingredients are meat. Low meat content dog foods are the shitty ones that you feed your dog if you want them to die an early death and have diabetes. There's a reason why "grain free" is such a big thing. I just adopted a dog and moved him from science diet to grain free. The change is incredible. He's got so much more energy, his general mood is way better, he's just happier in every way.

    28. Re:Leftovers by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      Cats are obligate carnivores and cannot digest fruits and vegetables.

    29. Re:Leftovers by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      You can milk anything with nipples.

    30. Re:Leftovers by jabuzz · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Sorry but pet ownership is significant, and has been a known problem for years. If you want to keep a pet that is fine but you need to be honest with yourself about the environmental and ecological impacts that your choice has.

      It's like cat owners denying the massacre of small birds, mammals and reptiles they inflict. You will find many cat owners that are against hunting, yet choose to have a pet that *WILL* massacre the local wildlife population.

      Oh and where I life (Scotland) frigging domestic cats and their irresponsible owners are close to driving the Scottish Wildcat to extinction.

      Finally 1.5% of carbon output that is completely unnecessary is not to be sniffed at.

    31. Re:Leftovers by ranton · · Score: 2

      Untrue. Cats eat plants in nature. There are even plants named for them, ie. cat grass and catnip.

      My own cat loves to nibble on spearmint, cat grass and catnip plants. He also loves puree of pumpkin.

      Cats do eat plants in nature, but they don't get their nutrients from them. Plants are more of a treat. You can give your cats many types of vegetables, such as carrots and pumpkin, but they shouldn't be more than 10% of their diet.

      Cats eat meat. Meat based protein and fat makes up nearly 100% of their nutritional needs and it cannot be replaced with plant based substitutes. Cats can have other treats, but meat is the core of their diet.

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    32. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I won't comment on nuggets and other stuff, but a bucket of chicken pieces from KFC contains only actual chicken.

      That being said, do not eat there.

    33. Re:Leftovers by ranton · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that your cat "loves fruit and vegetables."

      Plenty of cats, if not most cats, enjoy many types of fruit and vegetables as treats. But they have the same nutritional benefit for cats as Skittles do for humans. They are just tasty treats, not part of a nutritional diet for cats.

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    34. Re:Leftovers by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Untrue. Cats eat plants in nature. There are even plants named for them, ie. cat grass and catnip.

      Cats are frank carnivores. They eat grass as an emetic, and catnip for the obvious reasons. We had a cat that liked popcorn, and one that for some reason liked malt, but that's just an animal eating something they usually don't. Beyond some small amount of starch in gravy, they should be eating all meat.

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    35. Re:Leftovers by umafuckit · · Score: 4, Funny

      Obviously we want pets to keep eating meat, it's good for them.

      I tried this with the last three rabbits I had. None of them lived very long, so I'm considering changing diet for the next one. I'll try fish next.

    36. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wow, you really think that pumpkins don't grow in the wild? You're a fucking moron. And my cat only eats what he chooses to eat. He eats plants because he wants to.

      Cats do eat grass occasionally. A proposed explanation is that cats use grass as a source of folic acid. Another proposed explanation is that it is used to supply dietary fiber, helping the cat defecate more easily and expel parasites and other harmful material through feces and vomit.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat

    37. Re:Leftovers by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Huh? That double negatives means you wrote "he's one of the minority that is lactose tolerant", and there are too many cats who love (cow's) milk for that to make sense.

      I love peanuts, but if I eat more than a small handful more digestive system turns into a sawmill and I poop liquified sawdust and have stomach pains and nausea for days.

      I'm still an idiot and go back and eat more peanuts from time-to-time despite the literal buttache it gives me.

      Cats are like that with cows milk- cows milk is really not good for cats. They love it, but it upsets their digestive systems.

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    38. Re:Leftovers by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Seafood isn't meat? You must be, or were raised, Catholic.

      Can't speak for other countries but this language permeates all of the US, certainly not just Catholics (only ~20% of population here). There is often a strong association of meat only coming from mammals.

      I wouldn't say that is the standard for the US. I would say most people here would consider fish to be "meat". With that said, it's not unheard of for people here to separate the two.

      I think it's more a generational and/or regional thing. People in the North East (stronger catholic influence) tend to consider fish to not be meat; also, older people are more likely to have that idea.

      Younger people, and people outside the North East generally consider fish to be a meat.

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    39. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If you want to keep a pet that is fine but you need to be honest with yourself about the environmental and ecological impacts that your choice has.

      In fact, we don't need to give that any thought at all. You can think about it all you like, however.

    40. Re:Leftovers by cayenne8 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you want to keep a pet that is fine but you need to be honest with yourself about the environmental and ecological impacts that your choice has.

      You know..I just don't care...period.

      I have taken cursory glances at my life impact to environment, I don't to out of my way to hurt it, but I'v not gone too far trying not to.

      I mean, I do not sit and waste my time balancing every decision on "how this will impact the planet."

      I have but one life on this earth, and I'm going to enjoy it.

      And if you come for my dogs, well then fuck it...what care I had before is out the door....geez.

      This is just getting ridiculous.

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    41. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind that modern meat has a lot more nutrients than what those animals would eat in the wild too.

      Not true. Grey wolves eat the stomach contents of their herbivore prey. They could avoid this, but they don't. Even in the wild, canines are often omnivores.

    42. Re:Leftovers by GuB-42 · · Score: 2

      Cats and dogs eat plants *because* they are indigestible.
      It is how they purge themselves. It comes out mostly unaltered, along with whatever is causing trouble.

    43. Re:Leftovers by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      Sorry but pet ownership is significant, and has been a known problem for years. If you want to keep a pet that is fine but you need to be honest with yourself about the environmental and ecological impacts that your choice has.

      Removing you and your descendants from the environment would have a greater positive impact than removing my pets.

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    44. Re:Leftovers by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      Lots of cat feed over here in Europe also contains lots of vegetables, at lease the dry kind of cat food.

    45. Re:Leftovers by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      AFAIK the main reason cats need meats is since Taurine is an essential amino acid for cats (which is an amino acid that we humans can produce) and which you cannot find in vegetables. Taurine can however be added to vegetable bases cat food just how it's added to i.e Red Bull energy drinks.

    46. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically, using your logic, humans eat laxatives.

    47. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh and where I life (Scotland) frigging domestic cats and their irresponsible owners are close to driving the Scottish Wildcat to extinction.

      Ignoring the fact that it was humans who deliberately decimated the numbers of the beasties and brought them to the brink of extinction in the first place, and have been destroying their natural habitat as well into the bargain..

      It used to be said that if it hadn't been for the the Great War, the Wildcat would be long extinct, but as the gamekeepers were off trying to kill Germans, they got a bit of a reprieve.

    48. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you're right about cat and dog food typically being "the stuff that humans don't want", why do you bring in KFC buckets? Those are chicken on the bone, not processed meat.

    49. Re:Leftovers by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      Well one of our cats love raw vegetables like green peas, corn, lettuce and spinach. Not mixed with cat food but completely raw.

    50. Re:Leftovers by whoever57 · · Score: 2

      In Texas, they don't even consider chicken to be meat.

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    51. Re:Leftovers by dAzED1 · · Score: 0

      let me guess...you were one of the people who, say 4 years ago, hated Obama and when asked why, one of the few reasons you could blurt out was that he was coming for your guns. He never came for your guns. No one is coming for your dogs - people are just trying to start a dialogue. It's obvious from what you're saying you're not going to put any effort into it anyway, but major changes to your impact don't require you to "sit and waste [your] time" - they require a change in thinking, and once established it just flows, like your current life.

    52. Re:Leftovers by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Western cat food seems to be mostly meat, but Japanese cat food has a lot more fruit, vegetables and seafood in it.

      The seafood pretty much compensates any 'lack of meat' that you advocate. Japan is an archipelago w/ not much wildlife in it, so the only native non-vegetarian food they have is seafood, including whales & sharks. That's why seafood makes its way into their pet food, but things like beef or chicken don't.

    53. Re:Leftovers by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Also cats and dogs used to be working animals so people only would get as many as they needed. Cats killed mice and vermin around farms. Dogs were herders or guard dogs or vermin killers too. So they fed partly off their own kills.

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    54. Re:Leftovers by Alypius · · Score: 2

      Cats also eat grass to help them vomit. Mine vomits recreationally, but the other will nosh on the grass if they've got hairballs.

    55. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can milk anything with nipples.

      Bulls, oxen? Nipples of male mammals are generally inoperative. Men!

    56. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, Trump blindly blames everything on the democrats, so fuck it, I'm blindly blaming my dislike of haggis on you.

    57. Re:Leftovers by Evil+Kerek · · Score: 1

      His failing to 'come for our guns' wasn't because he didn't want to do it.....

    58. Re:Leftovers by Alypius · · Score: 1

      For the religious, "meat" is typically the flesh of mammals and avians. Fish are another classification. This is a perennial question in my (Roman Catholic/Russian Orthodox) household when trying to figure out what we can and can't eat during a Lenten fast. (My answer is that the question kinda misses the point of a fast. If you're trying to find loopholes, then you're doing it wrong. If you think it's too meat-like, don't eat it.)

    59. Re:Leftovers by Alypius · · Score: 1

      I just realized I didn't really answer your question. Truth is, I've tried looking it up and I've never really found a satisfactory answer. Sorry.

    60. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take Tuarine as a workout supplement. Now I can mix it in a cup of fruit salad and feed it to my kitteh.

    61. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basic reading comprehension is not your strong suit I see.

    62. Re:Leftovers by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      You're first post really had the "meat" of the point.
      The "difference" is more semantics/weasling than anything :)

    63. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You promised me dog or higher!

    64. Re:Leftovers by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I guess he's one of the minority that isn't lactose intolerant.
      That depends mostly on how the cat is brought up.
      If she aways has milk she never gets lactose intolerant.
      But if she does not get it for several years she loses the ability to digest milk. It is actually the same with humans. In many cultures adults are lactose intolerant because they stop drinking milk to early.

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    65. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      should have also added...

      The number of feral domestic and hybrid wildcat/domestics is estimated at 100,000 in the 'Wildcat areas' of Scotland, this should at least give you an idea as to the upper limit of the population of Wildcats that these areas of Scotland are capable of supporting, assuming we have is a direct substitution of one Wildcat to one Domestic/Hybrid cat to fill the same ecological niche.

      The fact that the estimated numbers of Wildcats extant in these areas are, at best, in the hundreds, at worst in the tens, should give you a good indication as to how ruthless humans have been in their eradication program over the centuries.

      So yes, blame the domestic moggie by all means for the existence of hybrids (though it takes two to tango, with cats, usually a lot more than two...), but blame the lairds, their gamekeepers and their 'sports' for the decline of the Wildcats to the point the hybrids are taking over the role that the Wildcats once had in our countryside.

      Oh, BTW, yes, I'm Scottish, yes, there's at least a couple of Wildcats near where I stay, or, at least there were up to about a year ago...I've not seen them for a while.

    66. Re:Leftovers by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      Except that it's basically worthless as a workout supplement. Just don't feed Red Bull to your cat since Caffeine is poisonous for them.

    67. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could try consulting a friendly Catholic about that.

      Let me know if you ever get a good answer. I never have.

    68. Re:Leftovers by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      let me guess...you were one of the people who, say 4 years ago, hated Obama and when asked why, one of the few reasons you could blurt out was that he was coming for your guns. He never came for your guns.

      Err...I hated the obama regime for 8 years....and the fact that I still have my full gun rights, isn't for lack of will and effort on his part and his administration.

      When obama held up the Australians as a model for civilization to mirror....he let it slip how much he would enjoy confiscation of citizen arms, at least I believe he would ideally wish this.

      I can tell you, I was not, however, a one issue hater...I hated most everything he stood for on the liberal side...expansion of govt., more regulation, economic policy, foreign policy (his initial world wide apology tours were just shameful)....etc...etc...etc.

      No, I don't think they'll come for my dogs, it would cause too much an uproar for everyone. Sure, it is a dialog, but one that needing even be brought up since it is a no-go from the beginning. At least I hope so...

      Hey, I'm no Trump fan....but its better than obama, and there was no other real choice other than Hillary whom I have always viewed at a level of more distaste than I did obama. I've had close and long contact with her even since the AR gov. mansion days with that bitch.

      Bill's pretty cool,I liked a lot of what he did, but that cunt....ugh.

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    69. Re:Leftovers by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      false, modern pet food provides an *unhealthy* diet because of the high cereal content, so obesity and diabetes in pets is now a problem. Carnivores need meat.

    70. Re:Leftovers by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      I was just picking a point in time. I get that you hated him for the whole time. It was easy to see that's where you were coming from. No one is coming for your dogs. "Dialogue" doesn't mean a dialogue about getting rid of your dogs. It means talking about the impact, so that you're aware. It means being informed. Clearly, such things are not of interest to you - that's obvious from nearly every word you type. As an aside, I strongly question the impact level of this, and the methods they used to get some of their numbers, but...at least I care about the numbers.

    71. Re:Leftovers by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      there there, let it all out. The bad man is gone now, he'll never hurt you again.

    72. Re:Leftovers by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Fish are living creatures (as are shrimp, lobsters, and other seafood). Why is their flesh not considered "meat"?

      Once upon a time, there was a period of widespread hunger (read: famine) in Europe (think Little Ice Age), if you're wondering when and why).

      So this really important guy called the Pope issued an edict about "fasting on Fridays" (meant to conserve food. Stupid idea, because if you need 20,000 calories per week, won't much matter if you eat the 20k spread over six days or over seven). After a great many questions on the order of "Fast on Fridays?! I didn't get to be King so I could go to bed hungry once a week!", it was decided that "fish" weren't covered by the Pope's rule, so "fasting on Friday" became "fish on Fridays".

      It didn't fix the problem, but prolly gave a slight boost to the maritime industries (such as they were), which came in handy some centuries later when the New World was discovered, and people started doing a lot more traveling by ship between Europe and the rest of the world....

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    73. Re: Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the record - most liberals I know have the same attitude towards their dogs / lifestyles.

      I certainly don't see any of them giving up pets for the environment.

    74. Re: Leftovers by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      my dog eats from our yard. chicken eggs, veggies, etc. The chickens eat from the yard. bugs, seeds, grains, etc. The point of life isn't to be restricted, but to live - "excess" means more than necessary, it's not a complaint about existence as a fact itself.

    75. Re:Leftovers by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      That double negatives

      That isn't a double negative as much as it is a negative in front of the standard medical condition called "lactose intolerance".

      No English as a first language person uses "lactose tolerant" to describe that they have no problem consuming lactose.

    76. Re:Leftovers by Nutria · · Score: 1

      No English as a first language person uses ...

      Says you.

      English is my native language, I'm lactose tolerant, and I'd never write, "I'm not lactose intolerant."

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    77. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got nipples, could you milk me?

    78. Re:Leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The preferences for sources of nutrients are 'made in-house' followed by 'from food in the diet' with 'supplements' trailing a far-distant third--this is, admittedly, the loose rule for calculating bioavailability of a nutrient, but it's a very good rule on what to prefer. (And human leftovers are very, very likely to contain things distinctly poisonous for dogs or cats. The human diet in general overlaps with the toxic foods lists for most other species...)

    79. Re:Leftovers by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You can say what you want. The medical term is "lactose intolerance". Saying you're not suffering from a medical condition is not a double negative regardless of how stubborn you want to be with grammar. Just remember you can say what you want, but everyone else will think you're weird.

    80. Re:Leftovers by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Never did I deny that the medical condition is "lactose intolerance". The very reason that the medical condition is "intolerance" is because sooo many in those doctors' population were lactose tolerant.

      That does not mean that "lactose tolerance" is grammatically incorrect. For example: An Evolutionary Whodunit: How Did Humans Develop Lactose Tolerance?

      This development of lactose tolerance took only about 20,000 years

      around the same time, adult lactose tolerance developed.

      the lactose tolerant wouldn't always have had an evolutionary advantage

      for the lactose tolerant

      why adult lactose tolerance evolved so quickly

      It's hard to tell how prevalent lactose tolerance has been over time

      And the scientific term is lactase persistence.

      (I can respect the urge to be a grammar Nazi, but a wrong grammar Nazi makes a fool of himself.)

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    81. Re:Leftovers by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Your cat would also love old-school antifreeze, but that doesn't mean that you should let your cat eat it. Cat food has to be mostly meat or else it will not provide nutrition to them. They cannot digest plants, they only eat them at all to aid in digestion of the actual food they eat, much like how many birds eat rocks to aid their digestion. The birds cannot digest the rocks and the cats cannot digest the grass.

  6. usual sky is falling claptrap by ishmaelflood · · Score: 3, Insightful

    64 million tons eh? That sounds like a big scary number. Oooh scary. That should get the panic merchants panicking. Of course since the atmosphere contains 2.996×10^12 tonnes already, one might imagine that an additional 0.002% is really not going to make much odds.

    1. Re:usual sky is falling claptrap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can offset the greenhouse gas production of pets by shutting a few coal power plants. Statistics vary, but a single coal power plant produces >10 million tons of CO2/year. The most pollutant ones produce >25 million tons of CO2/year

      Shut down a bunch of these and put up a nuclear power plant, or a bunch of solar or wind ones and that already offsets the damage caused by pets.

      Beyond CO2, you also have a ton of other benefits, such as vastly cleaner air and reducing dependency on fossil fuels (nuclear power plants depends on uranium and such, but with re-processing, we have enough fuel for the next few centuries anyway).

    2. Re:usual sky is falling claptrap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well at least you accept there's a problem (by virtue of your claim that the problem is small you implicitly accept the CO2 problem).

      That's a step up from total denial.

      You're addressing the 'sky is falling' extreme views from the summary, but there is no such 'sky is falling' extremism in the summary! Really it says meat is a problem compared to veg, and 25% of that is pet food.

      Which is an interesting factoid.

    3. Re:usual sky is falling claptrap by ishmaelflood · · Score: 1

      What total denial is that? For at least 10 years (I recently found a post from back then) my position ha been that all things being equal more CO2= more temperature, and that the increase in atmospheric CO2 strongly correlates with the burning of fossil fuels in the last 200 years, if you work out the masses involved, about 60% of what we put up there hangs around. So where's the denial AC?

    4. Re:usual sky is falling claptrap by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      That's per year. Multiply by 50 years and that's 3.2 billion tons. Then multiply by all the things that humans say are "not going to make much odds" and it adds up, fast.

    5. Re:usual sky is falling claptrap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't wait until the climate alarmist idiots start telling the public they have to get rid of their cats and dogs. Maybe we'll finally get some sanity into the debate.

    6. Re:usual sky is falling claptrap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, both sides (Climate Alarmist Idiots vs. Idiot Pet Owners) would be too busy fighting each other to bother the sane folks, who can get on with rational discussions?

    7. Re:usual sky is falling claptrap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, except for the past 20 years or so where the burning of fossil fuels skyrocketed and temperatures held steady...

  7. Libraries of Congress? by jlar · · Score: 1

    "In terms of waste, Okin noted, feeding pets also leads to about 5.1 million tons of feces every year, roughly equivalent to the total trash production of Massachusetts."

    But how many Libraries of Congress does that correspond to? If we only count the shitty books...

    1. Re:Libraries of Congress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't that depend on who full of dogshit Congress is?

    2. Re:Libraries of Congress? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      5.1 million tons of feces in Libraries of Congress is hard. Let's just do congress. Let's assume the average Congressman to be about 80kg, this times 535 is 42.8 tons... roughly 120 Congresses. But only if all the members are in.

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    3. Re:Libraries of Congress? by Entrope · · Score: 2

      I don't know, but the summary mis-characterizes what Okin wrote ("[dog and cat] feces would be equivalent to the total garbage produced by 6.63 million Americans, or approximately the population of Massachusetts"), which is in turn wrong. According to the Massachusetts government, household waste was about 3.5 million tons in 2006 (about 2.98 pounds per capita, versus 4.4 pounds per capita in the EPA numbers for 2013).

      However, that household waste number is a pretty small fraction of the total solid garbage that gets generated. MA's 2006 numbers show 3.49 MT of household waste, 5.66 MT of business waste, and 4.65 MT of construction and demolition debris. The household waste number is only 25(-ish)% of the total.

      On top of that, the 4.4 pounds per capita per day number is before recycling, composting, and incineration for energy generation are considered, which combined account for almost half (47%) of the total mass that was generated (according to the EPA report that Okin cited).

    4. Re:Libraries of Congress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "tons of feces = Massachusetts"

      FTFY

    5. Re:Libraries of Congress? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      You can't use just Congresses when trying to convey a meaning of how much feces that is, because the reader would not be able to tell the difference.

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    6. Re:Libraries of Congress? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So? It's not like anything changing in there would have ever yielded any kind of measurable result.

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  8. Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flingez-moi tout ça.

  9. Anything Else... by rally2xs · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...someone wants to invent to worry about?

    To hear other doomsday sayers talk, the cats only eat wild birds. But anyway, nobody can or would want to do anything about this, so its not worth considering. We'll either live or die with our cats and dogs, and these "studies" aren't going to change a thing.

  10. fuel the empire on cow farts & byrd poop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    & the sun of course.. cut down on all the digging? bury the wmd on credit tommyhawk franchise in the holes it says in the manuals.. see you there.. convert the weapons factories into community centers,, solar powered home appliance & gardening shops... something less fatal..

  11. This has to be from The Onion by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Perhaps that this story will cause the SJWs to start unsuccessfully trying to retrain their little obligate carnivore companions to go vegan. While the rest of the world is laughing their heads off at Brooklyn and Berkeley, perhaps the rest of us can get caught up on our vaccinating.

    1. Re:This has to be from The Onion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that joke was already made 15 years ago..

    2. Re:This has to be from The Onion by Nutria · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:This has to be from The Onion by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      That was a joke. Now it's a serious proposal.

    4. Re:This has to be from The Onion by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 2

      I once rescued a Royal Python (python regius) from a vegan who had spent the past year trying unsuccessfully to feed the snake vegetables.

      Needless to say the snake never ate under her care, and while it ate like mad under mine, never recovered from the abuse and died. One of the very few snakes I have ever lost under my 30 years of rescuing injured and unwanted reptiles.

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    5. Re:This has to be from The Onion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.... we need to get some more bricks.

  12. Keep your CO2 paws off my pets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now u greens have gone too far, to show m displeasure, I'm going to drive my car to a steakhouse and give the leftovers to my pets!

  13. how much CO2 does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a worthless big mouthed college liberal produce?

    1. Re:how much CO2 does by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's less the CO2 production, it's more the fact that he contributes to global warming with all the hot air.

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    2. Re:how much CO2 does by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I think a quite a lot.
      I remember in college, because we didn't have to pay for electricity and hot water. We would just leave our PC's and TV running and take long hot showers. We wouldn't bother complain that the one room that has the thermostat was locked. We would just keep the windows open in the middle of winter. Then most colleges have about 20% occupancy of classrooms, where lights and projectors are left on. Then even though all the rooms are not filled, they keep on building new buildings, because we don't want to see conduit on the walls for new technology.

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  14. equivalent to the trash production of Massachusett by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't we just get rid of Massachusetts instead?

  15. Ok so by TFlan91 · · Score: 1

    Ok so, in order to save the plant for their kids, all rational, liberal people will not have kids because it increases their footprint like nothing else and now won't have pets...

    I sense an oncoming wave of depression driven suicide attempts culling the herd to make way for Idiocracy.

    1. Re:Ok so by conquistadorst · · Score: 1

      Ok so, in order to save the plant for their kids, all rational, liberal people will not have kids because it increases their footprint like nothing else and now won't have pets...

      I sense an oncoming wave of depression driven suicide attempts culling the herd to make way for Idiocracy.

      This is why when I purchased my Prius in 2014 I was also awarded a license to run random people over. It's the fastest way to reduce greenhouse gas emissions!

      In all seriousness I highly doubt most rational people (liberal or otherwise) are using the argument of the environment as the reason for not having kids (or fewer kids). This is much, much more controlled by their career, perceived costs, personal self interests (e.g. time and leisure), and environment. So that means idiocracy is still coming! :)

  16. Always never addressing the real problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Always never addressing the real problem... by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      Couldn't make it past the 90 second mark due to the horrible voiceover. The narrator is either on drugs or has stupidly confused speaking slowly and adding ridiculous numbers of pauses for being profound.

    2. Re:Always never addressing the real problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's like listening to William Shatner?

  17. A rounding error by sjbe · · Score: 1

    When it comes to global warming, Fido and Fluffy are part of the problem, a new study by UCLA indicates. Pet ownership in the United States creates about 64 million tons of carbon dioxide a year, UCLA researchers found.

    That's a weird definition of "significant" given that fossil fuel emissions of CO2 alone are around 10 billion tons per year. Even if we take the numbers given at face value (and we should not) that's substantially less than 1% of all CO2 emissions.

    Dogs and cats are responsible for 25 to 30 percent of the impacts of meat production in the United States, said Orkin.

    Yeah they eat a lot of the nasty stuff we turn our noses up at. What? You thought Fluffy was getting top sirloin?

    Compared to a plant-based diet, meat production "requires more energy, land and water and has greater environmental consequences in terms of erosion, pesticides and waste," the study found. And what goes in, must come out. In terms of waste, Okin noted, feeding pets also leads to about 5.1 million tons of feces every year, roughly equivalent to the total trash production of Massachusetts.

    Evidently they are unaware that while cats are obligate carnivores dogs actually are omnivores and can eat and thrive on most of the same foods you do. They prefer meat (like a lot of humans) and its and important part of their diet when available but dogs can and sometimes do live without meat just fine. Furthermore most dog food sold contains substantial amounts of grains, vegatables and even fruit. So a lot of that poop comes from plants. Pets are little different from any other animal and we are hardly stressing the earth's carrying capacity with a few million dogs.

    1. Re:A rounding error by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine who used to raise dogs for eating told me once that to get the tastiest outcome you should feed them mainly rice and milk. Having never tried dog, let alone a diverse sampling, I can't really vouch for whether or not it would matter so far as flavor goes. It kind of makes me wonder how much diversity in diet they really need to grow healthily.

    2. Re:A rounding error by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 2

      If you do a little research, you'll note that livestock is a primary source of methane, which is a lot more potent than C02.

      My qualm is that pets are somehow consuming more meat than the humans in the US. There are over 325 million humans, and the article claims 164 million cats and dogs and consuming 25-30% of the meat..but they're a lot smaller than humans, and I'd imagine consume less meat than a typical person. Not to mention their food is also often largely plant-based, and the meat used is often such a low grade that it wouldn't be fed to humans.. I don't know if those numbers add up and they're quite the impact that's claimed.

    3. Re:A rounding error by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      just like cornfed cattle, dogs on that diet are NOT healthy, you're making obsese fat-marbled meat. Dogs get diabetes on high carb diet, look it up. Slaughtering a carb-fed animal when young for food masks that problem

  18. The "Hamburger Problem" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And this is why conservatives hate liberals.

    1. Re:The "Hamburger Problem" by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      That and we like to condense every sub group into the greater group.
      Most PETA people are liberal. Most Liberal people are not in PETA. Is see on the news Liberals goes against thing X that we normally like. Where there is just some fringe group who may be Liberal.

      This is like saying all Conservatives are racists. Most racists groups are conservative, but they are not representative of the full party.

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  19. Cats are carnivores by sjbe · · Score: 2

    And my cat loves fruit and vegetables. Western cat food seems to be mostly meat, but Japanese cat food has a lot more fruit, vegetables and seafood in it.

    While you can feed cats vegetation successfully, they are in actuality obligate carnivores. Their digestive systems are really designed to break down cellulose, they lack the proper teeth for mastication, and their metabolisms are unable to synthesize certain nutrients which are only found in animal flesh unless you are really breaking out the chemistry set. Your cat might willingly eat fruits or veggies but for the most part they aren't especially good for them. One of my cats years ago loved Doritos but it isn't something I made a diet staple for her.

  20. Wolf subspecies and vegetation by sjbe · · Score: 5, Informative

    Dogs have a higher tolerance for carbohydrates, but really, this is an accident of domestication.

    Not true. Dogs are not obligate carnivores. Even wolves routinely supplement their diet with fruits and vegetables in the wild.

    In any wild setting, all canine species would eat a diet almost entirely of meat because that's what's available.

    Also not true. All wolf subspecies (including dogs, coyotes, dingoes) have an evolutionary preference for meat but will voluntarily eat vegetation in substantial amounts and if necessary can live without meat indefinitely. The Maned Wolf has a diet that is approximately 50% vegetation. With certain exceptions most of what you eat is also readily digestible by your dog too. Dogs are omnivores in actuality.

    1. Re:Wolf subspecies and vegetation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's more nuanced than that, and there are convincing arguments in current science to classify dogs as carnivores.

    2. Re:Wolf subspecies and vegetation by Truekaiser · · Score: 2

      Newsflash, In the wild catching prey is hard. wolves will eat fruit and veggies as a 'desperation move' they biologically get very little nutrition out of it. this doesn't mean you should feed fido your strict vegan diet.
      cats are strict carnivores and only eat grass to induce vomiting. which in a side note is an interesting case of animal self medication..

    3. Re:Wolf subspecies and vegetation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh, some trolls on slashdot say dogs are carnivores so it must be true.

    4. Re:Wolf subspecies and vegetation by pahles · · Score: 1

      Not true. Dogs are not obligate carnivores. Even wolves routinely supplement their diet with fruits and vegetables in the wild.

      I think you need to lookup the verb "to supplement".

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    5. Re:Wolf subspecies and vegetation by swb · · Score: 1

      Fruits and vegetables in the wild are seasonable at best and unobtainable outside their season, especially in winter months. While I'm sure they can eat them, I would imagine the preference is for animal flesh, especially for the essential fatty acids which only they can supply.

      The willingness and ability to eat plant foods may be higher in tropical latitudes, but in seasonal latitudes the amount of wild vegetables and fruits would be extremely limited, especially vegetables. Even fruit trees aren't very widely distributed without human cultivation.

    6. Re:Wolf subspecies and vegetation by jandersen · · Score: 1

      In fact, even cats don't eat meat exclusively, if by meat we mean muscle tissue. Most predators, if I'm not mistaken, will eat the gut and its contents before they eat muscle, thereby benefitting from whatever half-digested plant material the prey has eaten.

    7. Re:Wolf subspecies and vegetation by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm not sure why you and a few other people thought I'm not feeding my cat meat. I eat meat, my cat eats mostly meat with vegetables and fruit mixed in. Just little chunks. It's proper cat food, out of a tin.

      He catches birds and mice sometimes, but never eats them.

      Was it the wording I used, or do people just assume I'm a vegan, or what?

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    8. Re:Wolf subspecies and vegetation by mr.mctibbs · · Score: 2

      Right? If you were vegan we would have heard about it from the start.

    9. Re:Wolf subspecies and vegetation by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      I'm a vegan, and I didn't think you were saying you or your pets were vegan.. I've heard many stories of dogs getting along very well on a vegan diet, but agree that cats are another story (and there are many stories of cats getting sick on a vegan diet, I don't recommend that..)

      While I think lab-grown meat for humans isn't a great idea (we really should just learn to go without, it'd be a lot better for the planet and our health, and is more consistent with how we generally feel about other animals, and the plant-based alternatives are getting pretty tasty), it might be a good way to provide the nutrition cats need (as well as wildlife in rehab, and animals in sanctuaries).

    10. Re:Wolf subspecies and vegetation by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      Cats (and perhaps other predators as well) cannot create Taurine in their body like we humans can (so for cats Taurine is an essential amino acid and Taurine cannot be found in vegetables) and Taurine is mostly found in the guts so it makes sense that predators eats those first.

    11. Re:Wolf subspecies and vegetation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you the word "obligate".

    12. Re:Wolf subspecies and vegetation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On many pacific island (e.g. Tonga) the dogs are fed almost entirely on coconuts. They appear to do very well and have wonderful coats.

  21. get real by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    Pets aren't the problem, people are the problem.

  22. Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lonely? by davide+marney · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's some kind of pitiful argument. No wonder they're losing.

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  23. More twaddle by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The meat we feed to animals are cut-offs that don't make it into hotdogs. It has its own separate grade, "canning grade".

    Meat is not grown *for* pets, although I'm sure there's some fru-fru company that does it. As such, the pets are eating waste, and the CO2 budget is zero.

    1. Re:More twaddle by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there's some fru-fru company that does it

      And I'm sure that fru-fru company is lying. Just don't look behind the curtain.

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    2. Re:More twaddle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only pets, but other carnivorous furry animals too :)

    3. Re:More twaddle by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      And what do I do now with my fiery diatribe against pet owners?

      I hate the insightful slashdotters. They ruin everything.

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    4. Re:More twaddle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Point it at PETA.

  24. I wonder in their research. by Truekaiser · · Score: 1

    Did they come across the fact that both dogs and cats are carnivores. Both can eat plant based foods but it causes them long term health problems..

    1. Re:I wonder in their research. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Dogs are omnivores. They need meat but they do better with a varied diet like us.They love sweet potato for example. However those lunatics who insist their dogs are "vegetarian" are harming their dogs.

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    2. Re:I wonder in their research. by conquistadorst · · Score: 1

      Dogs are omnivores. They need meat but they do better with a varied diet like us.They love sweet potato for example. However those lunatics who insist their dogs are "vegetarian" are harming their dogs.

      Dogs also love chocolate? My friend also love heroin, does this makes him a drugavore? Have you ever seen a horse eat a chicken? It's not a simple A, B, or C answer. It has nothing to do with what they enjoy, it's what their bodies are built to do. Some carnivores can eat plant matter and still some get nutrients out of it. Some herbivores can eat flesh and still get some nutrients out of it. Some carnivores are terrible at digesting "herbivore foods", like cats. Some carnivores are better at it than cats, like dogs. But dogs still have teeth built for tearing flesh, short GI tracts, and don't produce amylase. The reality is, mammals have evolved to maximize their capability for survival which means there is always some flexibility to adapt to their environment. That's why things in reality aren't as simple as they were taught in high school biology class. All that being said, can we engineer a specific diet to let a dog survive on a non-meat diet? Possibly. That doesn't make it an omnivore or an herbivore though.

    3. Re:I wonder in their research. by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      [Dogs] love sweet potato for example.

      So? They love chocolate too. Doesn't mean that you should give them any.

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    4. Re:I wonder in their research. by Zarquon · · Score: 1

      I've seen a horse eat an entire McDonald's combo meal. She did had trouble with the soda and spilled most of it.

      (She was also the one who loved twislers, and if she found them would eat them wrapper and all.)

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    5. Re:I wonder in their research. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Except chocolate is toxic. Sweet potato is recommended by vets.

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  25. Tons of Carbon dioxide = 3 times tons of carbon by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    When it comes to global warming, Fido and Fluffy are part of the problem, a new study by UCLA indicates. Pet ownership in the United States creates about 64 million tons of carbon dioxide a year, UCLA researchers found.

    That's a weird definition of "significant" given that fossil fuel emissions of CO2 alone are around 10 billion tons per year.

    That's ten billion tons of carbon, which comes out to about 30 billion tons of carbon dioxide. (Increased to about 40 billion (metric) tons now.)
    https://www.livescience.com/47...

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  26. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by MitchDev · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No kidding.

    Limiting people to a bland, tasteless nutrient-rich food paste of exactly the right quantity and monitoring them 24/7 so they don't take risks or do anything "wrong" would also help prolong life, but it would also be a living-hell not worth living in....

  27. I thought they eat the leftovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By that, I mean the scraps that the meat processing plant cannot pass off as Grade C: roadkill, diseased, and spoiled meat (from protein rendering companies), scraps, crushed bone meal, that sort of thing.

    Very little if any commercial pet food is made from meat that could otherwise be eaten by humans, regardless of what the tv ads say.

    So my point is, if pets suddenly disappeared, there would be little impact on CO2 production, because that material is going to be produced anyway, as are the animals that produce it. About all that would be saved is from transporting the finished product.

  28. Re:Solution by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

    Nobody has succeeded in restraining population growth, even China full out repressive regime didn't manage it.

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  29. So? by markdavis · · Score: 1

    And the purpose of telling us this is? Cats must eat meat, exclusively. They are true carnivores. And if humans weren't around, there would probably be just as many in the wild (plus tons and tons and tons more animals of every species). I am not giving up my pets nor going to force them to die young by feeding them food that they can't digest. And I don't plan on "offing" myself, either.

    1. Re:So? by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Have you considered feeding one pet to the other?

      --
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    2. Re:So? by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, if your cat lived on wild critters, they'd have no carbon impact. It's feeding them meat that is produced by energy-intensive concentrated feeding operations that generates CO2.

      You could reduce a lot of the carbon impact of your pet by feeding it from a locally produced beef, e.g. a meat share from a local farmer's co-op. You could also feed it less popular cuts that are essentially by-products of producing steaks. I hear dogs really like beef heart, and organ meats are actually an important part of a wild canine's diet.

      If feeding dogs food you prepare yourself seems extreme, well I suppose it is. I had a colleague once who had a side business breeding border collies for dog sports; she prepared all of her dogs' food from scratch. A dog living off commercial dog food is like a person trying to survive on chips and soda.

      In any case, lets put this in perspective. The study says that 160 million pets in the US have the same impact as 13 million cars; using that ratio the 263 million cars in the US have the carbon impact of 3.2 billion pets.

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    3. Re:So? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      they are fed the leftovers from meat production that would exist anyway: reuse is better than recycle is better than making new....so pets are fine and no additional carbon load

  30. So, Donald Trump is greener than most Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When it comes to dogs and cats - he's never owned any.

    Tweets coming 3.. 2.. 1..

  31. Study is dead wrong - waste by pubwvj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This study is completely wrong. Cat and dog food are made with the offal, the meat by products that humans don't want to eat. Thus the cat and dog food contribute 0% to the impacts of meat production in the United States.

    When you use a waste stream you don't contribute to the problem, you contribute to the solution.

    This study reads like propaganda. Unfortunately ill-informed people will believe it.

    1. Re: Study is dead wrong - waste by ralphsiegler · · Score: 1

      Even taking absolute carbon numbers, the pets are two orders of magnitude smaller in contribution to carbon emissions than humans. In short, the study was made by morons of the highest caliber.

    2. Re: Study is dead wrong - waste by SCVonSteroids · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Probably some group who claims that animals should not be kept as pets.
      I agree, they should be kept as family, if they so choose to make your home theirs.

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    3. Re:Study is dead wrong - waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This study is completely wrong. Cat and dog food are made with the offal, the meat by products that humans don't want to eat. Thus the cat and dog food contribute 0% to the impacts of meat production in the United States.

      When you use a waste stream you don't contribute to the problem, you contribute to the solution.

      This study reads like propaganda. Unfortunately ill-informed people will believe it.

      Speaking of propaganda, pure ignorance and stupidity believes US-grade meat production draws a line between pet offal and the shit they manufacture to serve to the human population.

      The masses will enjoy their illnesses that grow with their waistline. The good news is they can stop worrying about retirement; medical bills will wipe out any chance of affording that.

    4. Re:Study is dead wrong - waste by Kergan · · Score: 1, Informative

      As much as I agree the study is moronic, you can't just wish the notion that pets contribute to producing extra meat out of existence.

      Do pets eat leftovers after you're done eating yourself? Certainly. Are pets open for ickier bits of meat than you are? Also yes. But what constitutes the latter depends on culture and development levels (e.g. there are people who eat pig tail and chicken feet), and other times ickier bits just aren't so edible (e.g. bowels) or turn out to be downright unhealthy (remember Bovine spongiform encephalopathy).

      Best I'm aware, a lot of industrial pet food is made with less "presentable" but still perfectly digest meat or carcass, as well as stuff that's deemed too fat by consumers, all of which would have ended up in stews or as grease in the past. Moreover, let's not forget that numerous pet owners treat their pets - because they're hipsters or better informed or both - with human consumption grade meat. Either way, pets have an impact on meat production.

    5. Re:Study is dead wrong - waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not quite correct. If the offal weren't given to dogs and cats, it would be given to pigs, which would be fed to humans... apart from the offal, which would be fed to more pigs... So net contribution of dogs and cats is not so easy to calculate, but definitely more than zero.

    6. Re: Study is dead wrong - waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please do not take ammunition away from those who can tell us how to best live our lives.

    7. Re:Study is dead wrong - waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you use a waste stream you don't contribute to the problem, you contribute to the solution.

      Don't forget opportunity costs! The waste meat currently fed to pets could be better used as feed for other livestock, fish farms, or zoo animals, which would lower the overall amount of food needing to be produced.

      No matter how you slice it your pet is a an unnecessary burden on the environment, and the study is not completely wrong.

    8. Re:Study is dead wrong - waste by PPH · · Score: 1

      The waste meat currently fed to pets could be better used as feed for other livestock

      Enjoy your mad cow disease.

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      Have gnu, will travel.
    9. Re:Study is dead wrong - waste by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      The main point is the human consumption of the meat has already been used to count all the carbon / global warming contribution so you can not count it twice by also counting it for pets.

      More to your point, I encourage you to eat the offal. The skin. The bones. The organs. The guts. The stomach and intestine contents (manure). The feathers. Enjoy.

    10. Re:Study is dead wrong - waste by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      No, it is illegal to feed the offal to pigs. You're just spouting propaganda, or ignorance at worst. Maybe the other way, maybe the propaganda is worse than your ignorance.

    11. Re:Study is dead wrong - waste by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      Speaking of propaganda, your post is full of it.

    12. Re: Study is dead wrong - waste by ralphsiegler · · Score: 1

      I always thought of pet as another kind of family immediate member besides "parents, children, grandparent, etc." Judging by grief upon death, they seem to be between grandparents and uncles/aunts in closeness for most people.

  32. Over Population by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Basically saying there is over population of animals/pets.

    But wont consider over population of humans...

  33. Re: Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's next? Carbon footprints of refugees and illegal immigrants?

  34. Really? by onyxruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Its not like a truck full of cows shows up at the typical pet food factory. Pet food tends to be made from human food byproducts.

    "The raw ingredients used in rendering are generally just leftovers of the meat, poultry and fishing industries."
    - http://www.petmd.com/dog/nutri...

    There is no additional impact from cow farts by using animal already raised for human consumption to begin with. If the study got the manufacturing of the food this wrong, how badly was the rest botched?

    1. Re:Really? by PPH · · Score: 2

      There is also an anti-meat subtext to this article.

      Compared to a plant-based diet, meat production "requires more energy, land and water and has greater environmental consequences in terms of erosion, pesticides and waste," the study found.

      The message here is not just to get rid of your pets but to go vegan. Of course, this only replaces cow farts (on the farm) with vegan farts (that we all have to put up with standing in line at Whole Foods).

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      Have gnu, will travel.
    2. Re:Really? by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      While I do understand that feeding cattle requires more energy, land mass, pesticides and waste I have never understood the "water" aspect of it. All water used should be naturally recycled, i.e the cattle piss just like humans and the water that is absorbed by the crops that is later eaten by the cattle is used as water in the blood stream of the cattle -> more piss.

    3. Re:Really? by PPH · · Score: 1

      Because water is a politically hot topic right now. If you can interject water into an argument, you can rile up the emotions of everyone from the greenies to indian tribes.

      Where I live, we are currently under pressure from our state dept of resources to 'consolidate water rights' into a large public utility rather than drawing from a local lake individually. The only difference being that the utility wants to charge us all $75/month plus a $40K hookup fee. Never mind that they take their water out of the same lake that I do. But they have the local indian tribe beating drums, dancing around totem poles and chanting about 'Muh water resource'. And this appears to be the cities way of getting them to shut up (kickbacks from the monthly water bills).

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    4. Re:Really? by Shalhav · · Score: 1

      Pet food tends to be made from human food byproducts.

      Now food from human byproducts is an interesting way to solve both limited cemetery space and pet food shortage.

  35. Re:Solution by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    Yep, so we're basically fucked. Therefore I'm not going to worry about it, I will do like every other human and ignore the problem, offloading the burden to my kids and grandkids. Hey if we can do that with debt, we can do it with other things too.

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  36. Re:equivalent to the trash production of Massachus by hey! · · Score: 1, Troll

    I once heard a comedian put it this way: People from Massachusetts are the French of America. They think they're better than everyone, but nobody else can see why.

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  37. Everything causes climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasting money determining what cause climate change also causing climate change. This is getting to be paranoia for some who think the World will end. How incredible that we not only think we can solve or reverse this. But that if we don't life will end as we know it.

  38. Oh look - a 'climate change' article! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a surprise, here on Slashdot. Sorry - 'Climatedot'.

  39. Not much to add by Gilgaron · · Score: 2

    Enough people already commented that pet food is mostly made from waste from human food production, so the only thing I have to add is that I'd also read that the manufacturers said they'd hardly even know what to do with all of the waste they turn into pet food otherwise. Which means it'd probably get burned or landfilled. Feeding it to pets is probably the most environmentally friendly way to dispose of it.

    1. Re:Not much to add by nessman · · Score: 0

      Then said pets shit said food out - which creates fertilizer - which grows plants - which converts Carbon Dioxide back into oxygen - so said pets (and slaughtered livestock) can live to breathe another day.

  40. ewwww muh gawd! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everything creates carbon! We are all doomed! Pulllleeezzzeee! Ever hear of the law of conservation of matter? Nothing exists here that wasn't here before. Everything will eventually return to a balanced state. Giving up all of your modern comforts while your idols fly around in private jets isn't going to change anything other than your standard of living.

  41. Re:equivalent to the trash production of Massachus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't we just get rid of Massachusetts instead?

    I was thinking Massachusetts is an equivalent of 5.1 million tons of faeces

  42. Re:equivalent to the trash production of Massachus by avandesande · · Score: 1

    My corgi approves.

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  43. bullshit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty sure the same cow that's being made into steaks for human consumption is being counted twice for the impact here as they also use some "other parts" of said cow that humans generally don't eat, for animal food.
    Those animals would've been grown and breed anyway for human consumption, they aren't raised just to a cat or dog can have prime ribs or whatever.

  44. Depends on diet by DrYak · · Score: 2

    TFS mostly compares CO2 output caused by diet.

    From that point of view :
    - cats are strict carnivore. They can't skip meat in their meat (they'll miss tons of stuff). They can't do anything but eat other animals.
    (Well for now. By the time the "million-dollar-bugger" process can be perfected and be scaled industrially, they will be also able to eat food that was grown in a VAT).

    Humans have a very variable diet,
    - ranging from only eating plants (lots of traditionnally mostly-vegan diest accross culture + the current latest "vegan trend") as long as you compensate for the few amino acids that some plant lack (basically : don't only eat green leaf salad, eat legume too)
    - all the way to nearly as meat-centric as a cat (happens in some traditionnal diet in most arid regions) as long as you pay attention to get enough vitamins and micronutrients.

    - the former (plant) tend to be rather on the lower range of CO2 production (most of the CO2 is basically produced by the farmer that make your food, by transport, etc.) and varies mostly depending on the production methods and the transport distance (eating local foods lower significantly energy requirement) (eating plants that don't need to be grown in complex industrial greenhouses to compensate for bad local environment also helps).

    - the later (mostly meat) will be more or less the same range of CO2 as cats. Because you need to constantly grow plants (see above mention) to get enough food to feed the meat-producing animal, until that animal is big enough to provide enough meat, at which point you butcher it for meat. Various animal species will produce more or less CO2 (chicken - i think, i might remember wrong - require less food than beef), transport wil have a huge impact.

    In short :
    - A: sun -> plant -> transport -> food in your plate
    - B: sun -> plant -> transport -> forage -> animal -> transport -> food in your plate (or in kitty's bowl)

    Method B has more steps and loses more energy at each inefficient step.

    Hence the interests in method to grow meat in a vat, the same way you could grow algae (cf. million-dollar-burger) :
    - it has the potential to be much more efficient by short cutting the extra steps
    (In addition to being less cruel toward an algae-like culture vs. living animals, which is beside the point of this discussion)

    so TL;DR:

    we're somewhere between "as bad as them" and "more efficient" depending on what we eat and where/how it is produced.

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    1. Re:Depends on diet by jbengt · · Score: 1

      cats are strict carnivore. They can't skip meat . . .

      On the other hand, dogs don't really need to eat only meat. Judging by the dogs I've known, they would be perfectly content just eating cat shit. And cat shit is better nutrition for dogs than some of the dog foods you can buy at the store. (Just don't let the dogs eat any clumping clay type cat litter)

  45. Cats in a car by DrYak · · Score: 1

    TFS mostly compares CO2 output caused by diet.

    ...for the very obvious reason that cats and dogs don't drive cars.

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    1. Re:Cats in a car by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      TFS mostly compares CO2 output caused by diet.

      ...for the very obvious reason that cats and dogs don't drive cars.

      Hold thine tongue citizen! Hast thou not heard of Toonces, the driving cat?

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    2. Re:Cats in a car by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      ...for the very obvious reason that cats and dogs don't drive cars.

      Toonces begs to differ.

    3. Re:Cats in a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Cats in a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  46. Is it raining cats and dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That must smell real bad.

  47. Can't wait for that dog/cat translator thing by Provocateur · · Score: 2

    So I can tell the dog the real reason he cannot fart in the living room--he is affecting the whole planet, combined with my own private efforts to bring about change on this planet

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    1. Re:Can't wait for that dog/cat translator thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be careful with that line of thinking, lest you leave yourself with nobody else to blame for your own gaseous emissions.

  48. Except that by DrYak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Except that developing countries tend to, you know, develop {...} Better to control the population growth while the development is happening,

    Except that demographic transition IS A THING.
    And as the countries are developing, the birth rate is getting lower.
    So better control of the population is auto-happening and has been measured everywhere.

    (Basically, as society develops, children aren't an advantage - helping hands in the farm - but are a burden - need education, etc.
    So overtime parent have less incentives to have as many as possible,
    which in turn compensate the fact that modern medicine is having less of the them dying of diseases.
    That's an actually observed phenomenon)

    So "one child policies" aren't the best method.
    Having them access education, better jobs, even better farming equipment will accelerate the transition.

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    1. Re:Except that by Quakeulf · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Unfortunately not everyone is capable of learning enough to appreciate a western-style education. (And before anyone screams "racist", isn't it also just "one race, the human race"?)

    2. Re:Except that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that developing countries tend to, you know, develop {...} Better to control the population growth while the development is happening,

      Except that demographic transition IS A THING.
      And as the countries are developing, the birth rate is getting lower.
      So better control of the population is auto-happening and has been measured everywhere.

      (Basically, as society develops, children aren't an advantage - helping hands in the farm - but are a burden - need education, etc.
      So overtime parent have less incentives to have as many as possible,
      which in turn compensate the fact that modern medicine is having less of the them dying of diseases.
      That's an actually observed phenomenon)

      So "one child policies" aren't the best method.
      Having them access education, better jobs, even better farming equipment will accelerate the transition.

      Have you ever sanity checked what you are saying or do you love the sound of it and so repeat it whenever you can?

      Consider we add a billion new hungry mouths to the planet at an ever increasing rate. Currently we get ~1 billion per decade.
      While Technology has allowed sudden increases in education that have places like India and Iran reducing their baby rate you can look at a technology and education "leader" http://www.prb.org/publications/datasheets/2012/world-population-data-sheet/fact-sheet-us-population.aspx and see that the reproduction rate has not even dropped by half in the US over the last 100 years.

      Now consider when people talking about having 2 kids per couple as "replacement rate". This only works if both parents die right after the 2nd kid is born. This only happens to Batman.
      So when both parents live until great great grand kids are born you actually look at 16 mouths to replace 2. or 8 if they only make it to great grand kids. Now multiply each girl/generation by 8 as they expect to do the same.
      So that solution kills the species or at the very best kills untold billions of people.

      With ~50 million people dying per year in the world here is how all reproduction stopping looks (0 babies born on earth per year):
      1 decade: 7 billion hungry mouths looking for food.
      2 decades: 6.5 Billion hungry mouths looking for food.
      3 decades: 6 billion hungry mouths looking for food.
      NOTE: if the oil that grows and moves the food runs out in ~2038 like scientists predict, these numbers would not hold anyway.

      No one has ever suggested our planet can support 6 billion and had the facts to back themselves up with. We have eaten most of the big fish in the sea and are now killing the sea with climate change. We are also killing it with run off from trying to grow 20x the crops per acre that we did in the 1970s.

      So the breeder statement "So better control of the population is auto-happening and has been measured everywhere." is saying "Go pee into a forest fire and we will all be saved!".

      We are done. It was a good run. Tragedy of the commons will kill most/all of us.

      Humanity ends, not with a bang or a whimper but with the cry of a newborn baby.

    3. Re:Except that by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The thing that leads to less kids in the most "modern/industrial" societies, that final mile if you will, is parents being overworked. Working 40+ hours a week, and then the commute, and then the hour lunch which often is just wasted time hanging out at work and eating for half of it. And both parents being forced to work to be "normal". I see my kids a few hours each evening. I see my coworkers ... well, nearly 40 hours a week.

      We need less of a population, but I'm not sure working people into bad health, unhappy relationships, and fucked up families is the way to do it. Sending babies to daycare at age 2 months is NOT FUCKING NORMAL!!! Yet 99% of the people around here do that. Kids being at some before and after care thing during elementary ages is not perfect either. Hell one of my kids is more attached to the worker at the day care than to the kid's grandparents. WTF?!

      Anyway... I can rant about this forever, please excuse me. You had good points, but I hate seeing the population overworked. I was reading something about a billionaire the other day, and it occurred to me if you took his billion dollars and spread it out to a thousand people, they'd all be millionaires. Wow, wealth is really not distributed too well is it?

    4. Re:Except that by WrongMonkey · · Score: 2

      ending babies to daycare at age 2 months is NOT FUCKING NORMAL!!! Yet 99% of the people around here do that.

      Wet nurses, nannies, boarding schools, etc. have been normal for the upper class for hundreds of years. And if you are a two income family in America, then you are part of the global upper class.

    5. Re:Except that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing that leads to parents being overworked is... being parents.

    6. Re:Except that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever sanity checked what you are saying or do you love the sound of it and so repeat it whenever you can?

      Have you?

      Consider we add a billion new hungry mouths to the planet at an ever increasing rate. Currently we get ~1 billion per decade.

      If you ask people who actually know a thing or two about this, like for example Hans Rosling (it is a shame he has passed), the rate is far from "ever increasing". It will actually taper off. So your whole statement becomes moot.

    7. Re: Except that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's the US that is fucked up like 3rd world country. The more I read about your healthcare, workers rights, mothers rights, it's all put you in one basket with Bangladesh. In Europe mothers have 1-2 years paid vacation, and they can't be fired at that time.

    8. Re:Except that by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Sending babies to daycare at age 2 months is NOT FUCKING NORMAL!!!
      It is fucking normal. In old times daycare was called: grandma, grand dad, aunt, uncle, though.

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    9. Re:Except that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately not everyone is capable of learning enough to appreciate a western-style education. (And before anyone screams "racist", isn't it also just "one race, the human race"?)

      I think it might be the case that a large number of the people who are not capable of learning enough to appreciate a western-style education are the affluent children in western countries. In my experience, most children from non-western countries are doing better and have a greater appreciation of the education they are receiving than some of their "spoiled" children peers...

      Just my "racist" observation, though...

    10. Re:Except that by yuriklastalov · · Score: 1

      That would be because you only see the successful ones and never hear a thing about all the dumb fucks in these countries. The media makes sure to make a big fucking deal whenever some poor kid in some shitty country does anything even vaguely "scientific" or "engineering". Oh some kid in Africa made a rudimentary electronic device! WOW! I guess all that "White Supremacy" I was "conditioned" with is wrong and all brown people everywhere are $100% wonderful and beyond reproach!

      It's such transparent propaganda I find it hard to believe that anyone buys it.

    11. Re: Except that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same could be said about people who voted for Trump. How can you expect people who voted for Trump to be responsible? Prohibit them from reproducing and most of the worlds problems will disappear pretty quickly.

    12. Re: Except that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump?

    13. Re:Except that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you are white you are part of a global minority. What's your point?

    14. Re: Except that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh - opposite experience here. Lived and worked in highly praised for education singapore for 4 years. My public school math education crushed the fuck put of everyone I worked with.

      Of course as someone just replied to you - probably a reason I was living and working in singapore and it wasnt for average intelligence.

  49. OK I'm done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am long a supporter of making positive changes to combat climate change. But after reading this all I can conclude is some researching the topic are grasping for anything to keep the grant money cash flow going while making a serious problem look ridiculous to the average person.

    If this is best we've got to convince people, we lost the battle and the deniers have won. If they won't believe real climate science, they certainly won't believe this burning tire fire of a research paper.

  50. Carbon emissions are quite fungible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If we weren’t feeding our beloved pets with all those undesirable animal byproducts, we could easily use it to keep school cafeterias and Taco Bell supplied.

  51. Less twaddle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Economics 101: every penny matters. Yes, the good meant sells for $100, and the cut-offs sell for $5. But that last $5 is the difference between profit and loss. The pet food keeps the industry alive.

  52. Dogs are not wolves by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Newsflash, In the wild catching prey is hard. wolves will eat fruit and veggies as a 'desperation move' they biologically get very little nutrition out of it. this doesn't mean you should feed fido your strict vegan diet.

    Who said anything about feeding a dog a vegan diet? Certainty not me. All I said is that it is a proven fact that dogs (and evidently wolves) can live healthfully without eating animal flesh if necessary. Nobody is recommending this as something anyone ought to do as a routine matter. Wolves are apparently able to do so too and some types of wolves like the Maned Wolf eat nearly 50% of their diet from plant matter. They are well evolved to live on meat but unlike cats they can actually digest plant matter and derive meaningful nutrition from it. Most dog food sold has substantial amounts of plant matter so odds are that your dog is getting a lot of their nutrients from plants. Meat is expensive so dog food manufacturers put in as much vegetation as they can get away with. Don't take my word for it, look on the ingredients label sometime.

    Wolves are not dogs and dogs are not wolves. What applies to one does not necessarily apply to the other despite their shared genetic heritage. They are similar but one has to be careful of the differences which are not trivial. There is a lot of idiotic and debunked animal behavior theory based on assuming dog behavior should track closely with wolf behavior when it in actuality does not. For example a lot of pack and dominance theory ("be the alpha in your pack", etc) is demonstrably nonsense but it has held on for years based on long since debunked early studies of wolf behavior that assumed dogs = wolves.

    1. Re:Dogs are not wolves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can live healthfully without eating animal flesh if necessary.

      Citation? If a dog is fed a diet that isn't primarily animal flesh, they tend to develop diabetes. Google "how to deal with dog diabetes" to see recommendations for dealing with it (I'll give you a hint, it involves have them eat more meat). A lot of the dog foods that "put as much vegetation as they can get away with" tend to be the ones famous for causing diabetes. Now, yes, the dog food I buy has stuff like pea protein and such, but it's also nearly 40% meat. Carbohydrates should be less than 30% of their caloric intake with the rest being fat and protein.

    2. Re:Dogs are not wolves by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      Newsflash, In the wild catching prey is hard. wolves will eat fruit and veggies as a 'desperation move' they biologically get very little nutrition out of it. this doesn't mean you should feed fido your strict vegan diet.

      Who said anything about feeding a dog a vegan diet? Certainty not me. All I said is that it is a proven fact that dogs (and evidently wolves) can live healthfully without eating animal flesh if necessary.

      That's so laughably wrong I half suspect that I'm being wooshed.

      Wolves cannot live healthily without meat. There is literally no supporting evidence for your position.

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    3. Re:Dogs are not wolves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example a lot of pack and dominance theory ("be the alpha in your pack", etc) is demonstrably nonsense but it has held on for years based on long since debunked early studies of wolf behavior that assumed dogs = wolves.

      Sound like someone isn't the alpha in their pack.

      Zing!

  53. If pets add CO2, what about humans by evolutionary · · Score: 1

    As much as well all hate to say it, and hate to talk about it, we humans are the biggest contributor to CO2. The other problems is we take down more trees that absorb CO2. We know all this of course. But the biggest 2 parts oft his equation are probably that while the birth rates of 1st world major nations (Especially Japan) are low, the nation of the poor sections or large countries (India, and rural areas of China due to farmland and some parts of Africa, which is one of the largest continents in the world, (Look up the Gall-Peter's Projection world map if you think it's not) have higher birth rates, and have for years. Which is why we are now at 7.5 billion people and counting.

    We probably need to be talking about that issue rather than ignoring it because talking about it means having to ask what we should do. I'm not advocating anything like ignoring human rights, or mass population "adjustments", but we do need to talk about it. It's not going away because we remain relatively silent compared to all the other green house gas sources that make it to the media. And food waste from that 7.5 billion going to landfills where it rots, generating huge greenhouse gas emissions. And why? Because people make more money throwing leftover food from groceries away than giving it away. So when we talk about world hunger, or even starting people due to food banks being empty, I look at and my mind reels. That also needs to change as western society at least is a food disposable society now. Kind of like Japan's disposable economy in the 80-90's before their long recession: They were throwing away working appliances/tools because new ones were out and going to a used goods shop was socially low class and companies made more money when people threw their old goods away. (Foreigners living there could get free home furnishings as long as they were discrete about it).

    Anyway, we've got lots of reasons for CO2, and pets for me are low on my radar of greenhouse gas sources in light of things like this. We need to plant a lot more trees and stop deforestation immediate (to eat of the CO2) and then stop richer societies from being so wasteful on food. Easiest thing to tackle because taking on the big 7.5 'B' problem..

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    1. Re:If pets add CO2, what about humans by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      Humans are the ones breeding the cats. Overall, pets might not contribute any sort of vast majority of CO2, but it's still something, and it adds up over time.

    2. Re:If pets add CO2, what about humans by PPH · · Score: 1

      And where does all that CO2 go when a tree dies, falls down and rots?* Back into the atmosphere. On longer time scales, trees are carbon neutral. The only carbon credit we should get for growing trees is for the amount that is hauled out of a forest on the back of a logging truck.

      *I'm sitting here in Seattle, watching decades of carbon sequestration in British Columbia literally go up in smoke. The other place trees' carbon goes.

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  54. Totally worth it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See Subject. Who cares. Pets keep people sane. Without pets there would be a lot more homicide I imagine.

  55. Miles per cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, I see 13.6 million cars for a year and I immediately go for gas/cat equivalence.

    There are 78 million dogs and 86 million cats.

    The average cat weighs 8.4 pounds and (I'm pulling a number out of my a$$ because the only I could find is breed related) the average dog weighs 40 pounds.

    457 million cats/13.6 million cars translates into about 33 cats per car.

    The average US car drives 13474 miles per year. This means we get 408 mpc (miles per cat!)

  56. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    > Limiting people to a bland, tasteless nutrient-rich food paste of exactly the right quantity and monitoring them 24/7 so they don't take risks or do anything "wrong" would also help prolong life, but it would also be a living-hell not worth living in....

    Yet so many subscribe to Facebook....

  57. This is Bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... or, more precisely, dog shit? :)

  58. Re:Solution by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Arguing about global warming is like picking at a scab. It does nothing to solve the problem which is too many people.

    Arguing about overpopulation is senseless. When people are better educated and have time to think about doing other things, they decrease their own birth rates. We should be arguing about in equality, which is what leads to some people being undereducated, which is what leads to overpopulation.

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  59. the country of italy is on fire.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    animals playing with matches? explosive gases from greener grasses? cease fire stand down.. give ourselves some time to come around...

  60. how about other animals by rayjay217 · · Score: 1

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  61. Farting Cows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give me a break.

    1. Re:Farting Cows? by PPH · · Score: 1

      Good name for a rock band.

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  62. Time for a Conversation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If dogs and cats really do contribute this much to climate disruption, perhaps we ought to start a conversation about curtailing pet ownership. Perhaps we could have nationwide confiscation and euthanasia of pets to reduce the impact, and allow hunters to kill stray dogs and cats.

    Maybe we could poison stray dogs with Tylenol like they do in India and Russia so they can die slow, painful deaths as their livers fail.

    Just brainstorming, though.

    1. Re:Time for a Conversation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well aren't you a wonderful human being.

      Really hope Poe's Law.

  63. Obviously a planted article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I have no doubt that this is true, this is an attempt by the Koch Octupus to get Cat and Dog people angry at attempts to fight climate change.

    And it will work. Well played nihilistic self destructive tycoons.

    Well played.

  64. Saw a documentary about this before by burtosis · · Score: 1

    We don't have much to worry about until they start living together, we have human sacrifices and mass hysteria.

    1. Re:Saw a documentary about this before by syn3rg · · Score: 1

      +1 funny

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  65. More significant than our pets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would be interesting to put that in comparison to what comes out of cows. I would say the "green" byproducts that come from the posterior of our bovines eclipses what the family pets produce

  66. Better pet food has made a difference by MangoCats · · Score: 1

    40 years ago, it was unheard of for a cat to live beyond 10 years, today 20 is not too unusual - and that's down to diet.

    We have an outside cat, she had a series of shots when she was about a year old, same time she was "fixed" - that was in 2006, and she's still looking healthy.

    And "dog years" being 7x "human years" is also starting to see some dogs reaching "150" in "dog years".

    1. Re:Better pet food has made a difference by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      I have four dogs. One of them is "geriatric" at 11 years old... she outruns all three of the others at the dog park. She still thinks she is a puppy, and she acts like it.

      You're right that it's in the food - pet food has gotten SO much better in the last 20 years. But, it's also vet care.

      Veterinary schools are 10 times harder to get into than Medical schools, are 10 times harder to get out of, and produce the best veterinary doctors in the world, mostly thanks to the limited liability and lower barriers to research.

      With routine vet care and good food, there's no reason a genetically strong (read: mixed breed) dog can't live to 15 or 20 years. My 11 year old shows absolutely no sign of slowing down at all.

  67. Save The Planet by MattSinger · · Score: 1

    So we should destroy all animal life to save the planet.

  68. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know, how about we murder all the hippies and liberals and anyone with a liberal arts degree How much CO2 will that save? Then we can keep Fido and Fluffy.

    Waits for all the people who pretend to be indignant over purported "liberal" violence, to voice their opprobrium.

    *crickets*

    Hmm. Guess they don't care about you.

    Arguing about global warming is like picking at a scab. It does nothing to solve the problem which is too many people. In the meantime we keep breeding, or better still - importing people to breed for us transitioning them from a low CO2 production lifestyle to a 1st world max CO2 and pollution lifestyle. Well done, us.

    Yes, yes, now you're the one proposing everybody live in grass huts like paupers, well, except for yourself, because obviously you can't give up a thing.

  69. If you own the cat or dog you can't own the car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy a bicycle, can't have it all.

  70. Carbon Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just an excuse to Tax having pets ... of any kind. $10 carbon tax per year for cat/dog. $100 for a horse. etc.

    Sigh!

  71. Re:equivalent to the trash production of Massachus by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not originally from Massachusetts, and I've lived in a whole bunch of states (Alabama, Connecticut, Maine and now Iowa), and I can see why people from Mass have this attitude about environmental issues. It is very clear that on environmental issues both large and small, not only is Mass better than they in terms of regulations but also in terms of people simply being willing to do minor things in their day-to-day lives like reusing things rather than throwing them out, or keeping their heating and air conditioning at temperatures that reduce use, etc.

  72. How about methane? by slazzy · · Score: 1

    Since they've found methane is a far more significant to climate change, how much methane do the animals and their associated food production cause?

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  73. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It actually boils down to an even simpler statement, "Just Die. For the good of the planet, just die."

  74. My Dog Contributes Significantly To Climate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I feed him the wrong stuff, my dog contributes significantly to climate change in my house.

  75. Re:equivalent to the trash production of Massachus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try living next to Connecticut and not developing a sense of superiority.

  76. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once they convince you to eat your kids to save the planet, they will have total control over you. The pet thing is just a test.

  77. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by apoc.famine · · Score: 2

    What? Who is losing? What are they losing? Researchers tried to quantify the impact of pet ownership on climate change and published their findings, and thus someone is losing? Who are you, Trump?

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  78. What a stupid study by simpz · · Score: 1

    To single out poor Fido and Kitty for our ills when there are so many other larger contributors to global warming.

    People would have us not enjoying ourselves at all....

    The simple fact is there are just too many people on the planet. But no one really wants to talk or tackle the population growth problem.

    This

  79. You aren't taking fluffy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't take my fluffy unless you pry her out of my dead carbon rich fingers. Climate change and carbon be damned, you can't take fluffy.

  80. Re:equivalent to the trash production of Massachus by s.petry · · Score: 1

    Would that make Maryland the Garden of Eden since they are next to Delaware?

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  81. Re: Earth can trivially support a hundred billion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow you are insane.

  82. You read far too much in "supplement" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The berry fruit and so forth (and grass !) is msotly used to get some supplement like vitamine and so forth. teh part you lniked quite make clear that their die is protein (big ungulate, if none found small animals, eggs etc...). bladded wolf in this manner are the notable exception. Try to feed too much fruit or vegetable to most dog species, and you will get a dog with digestion and intestine problems. This has to be a case by case but dog and wolf mostly need meat, while not 100% obligate they are near enough in most cases.

  83. global thermonuclear war by Paul+Carver · · Score: 2

    I recommend a sustained saturation bombing of the entire planet for at least a few decades. It'll take some serious dedication, but I bet that if we can eliminate all life on earth it would put an end to the consumption of resources and production of waste once and for all.

    I assume that the goal here is to put the earth into a steady state where nothing ever changes. It seems that change always upsets someone, so we might as well get it over with once and be done with it rather than listening to constant complaining any time anything changes anything else.

    On the other hand, if finding stuff to complain about is a hobby that some people enjoy then disregard this post and continue your regularly scheduled griping about whatever your latest object of rage is.

    1. Re:global thermonuclear war by geowash01 · · Score: 1

      As someone said, "Bomb the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."

  84. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What? Who is losing? What are they losing? Researchers tried to quantify the impact of pet ownership on climate change and published their findings, and thus someone is losing? Who are you, Trump?

    I think they're referring to the fact that most people on the street think Climate Change / Global Warming is a joke.

    They base their opinion of it on the fact that it isn't any hotter and the sea isn't rising (please don't point out random places where the land is sinking). This is made worse by ridiculous predictions from a decade or more ago that have not come true.

    On top of all that, there is the fact that they don't care if it does get .1 degree hotter.

  85. Re:equivalent to the trash production of Massachus by PPH · · Score: 2

    like reusing things rather than throwing them out

    Hey, how about me? I've rebuilt and kept four pre-emmissions control cars running rather than continually buying new models. Where's my environmentalists love?

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  86. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Awareness of the facts is not an argument in of itself. Conversely I could twist your post to read "Have lots of kids that generate megatons of carbon and ignore the fact their children will live a desperate life as the biosphere disappears and civilization collapses!"

  87. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by Kargan · · Score: 1

    I think it's a little closer to "Don't have kids, don't have pets, just kill yourself now."

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  88. I wonder how the climatards will react by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how the climatards would react to the notion of having their precious pets taken away. That also means no new cat videos or photos.

    I suppose a small few might realize that they are attacking their own interests rather than just those of the dirty polluters, but most would probably just curl up in a corner and cry.

  89. Re:equivalent to the trash production of Massachus by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    Can't we just get rid of Massachusetts instead?

    Now yer talkin'! Why can't more people think outside the box like you? The solution was right there, embedded in the problem!

  90. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    haha people like you are why i voted for Trump!

  91. Bullshit, have they looked at regular dog food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looking at what is actually in the food my dog gets, it is all the stuff I will not consume.
    I can see large chunks of blood vessels and other parts that I will not touch. I don't have a problem with that. I get the prime cuts and my dog gets the left overs which do contain vitamins and minerals she needs.

    Funny thing though is the "pure chicken breast" treat, which is 100% pure chicken breast. It is imported from Asian countries because they won't eat that tasteless crap which our wannabe health nuts love so much. That part is a bit sad but still better then disposing it some other way.

    Now shut up about my dog, I am going to throw a big as steak on the grill and fart while doing it :)

    Ohh and there is a simple solution to it all. We need WW3 to weed out some of those pesky, earth polluting humans.

  92. Re:The Deep State hates your love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It makes me happy when I read comments from others who also see what's really going on. Pretty rare on this site...

  93. My cat eats meat too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He catches birds and mice sometimes, but never eats them.

    My cat leaves half of a bird or mouse outside the back door to be stepped upon. The other half gets barfed up in a random place throughout the house.

    1. Re:My cat eats meat too! by chihowa · · Score: 1

      The other half gets barfed up in a random place throughout the house.

      You're lucky that the places are random. There are apparently designated vomit spots in my house depending on when they are deposited: during the day, it's under the bed or in an equally hard to clean spot; during the night, it's on the floor between the bedroom and the bathroom.

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  94. very interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow, BeauHd,
    is it possible 4 u to show us how fucking stoopid ur trying to make this place?
    fucking goober.

  95. Human Overpopulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People are still going to continue ignoring the glaring fact that HUMAN OVERPOPULATION is the root cause of practically every major issue that is facing humanity, including this one. It doesn't take a rocket engineer to realize why so many cats and dogs exist in the world.

  96. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by cyberchondriac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Soylent Green meets 1984.

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  97. Peter Venkman predicted it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Dogs and cats, farting together, MASS HYSTERIA!"

  98. Solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets just eject all mammals into space! Problem solved!

  99. People still believe this crap by p51d007 · · Score: 0

    Amazing that so many people still believe in this myth of man caused "global warming" (whoops, sorry, Climate change). The climate has changed many times over the BILLIONS of years Earth has been around. Sometimes hotter, sometimes colder. The "Earth first" morons latched onto the data during the "modern maximum" sunspot cycle to push their globalst agenda of man caused global change, using the fact that people are ignorant of what goes on in the universe. By crippling free thinking in the schools from the late 70's on, they've created a couple of generations of non thinkers that believe what the government tells them without question. (as long as it is from a liberal/socialist point of view). One good burp from a volcano wrecks more problems with the climate, than anything man has done. All this global warming panic is, is another lame attempt at control.

  100. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    How many cars of carbon does Facebook take?

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  101. Not done by Shotgun · · Score: 0

    Have researchers quantified how much global warming can be attributed to scientist studying global warming? The contributions of their meals, their feces, and the travel they embark on to take measurements in various parts of the world would all need to be looked at.

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  102. Well then, the answer is clear by istartedi · · Score: 1

    We have to shut down Massachusetts. Sorry guys. It's for the good of the planet.

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  103. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's more due to the fact that the elites who lecture us about our carbon footprints do so from their private jets.

  104. Study flawed by Grand+Facade · · Score: 1

    A lot of pet food is no longer meat based, meat has been replaced with free corn protein left over from the fermentation of Ethanol

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    1. Re:Study flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most dog food does have some plant-based protein. In cheap-ass dog food like Ole Roy, which is not actually nutritious enough for dogs to survive, that protein comes from corn, rice, or other grain.

      In dog food your dog can actually live on, in addition to a meat protein, some form of grain-free plant protein is also added, such as pea, soy, or some other bean.

      Grain kills dogs and cats slowly over time.

  105. still not as bad as professors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    studies have shown that professors are the worst polutants of any lifeform .

  106. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by Evil+Kerek · · Score: 0

    It's always been my issue with climate change stuff. Show me a solution that doesn't put us back into the dark ages and I'll buy right in.

    Doesn't exist yet. You can't dismantle what we have _hoping_ the green-friendly methods will handle it.

  107. Vegan trolling by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    This 'study' sounds an awful lot like Vegan trolling.Tell people "Feeding your pets is destroying the planet because you're feeding them filthy murder-meat! You should feed your pets only a PLANT-BASED Vegan diet!" then sit back and watch the completely outraged comments about peoples beloved pets dying of malnutrition.

    As a few others have pointed out: They're not raising and slaughtering cattle specifically to make dog and cat food. They're using the leftovers that aren't appetizing to humans but that is still perfectly edible and nutritious for animals.

    What's really going on here is a recurring theme: someone wants to attract attention so maybe they get some research grant money.

  108. Seems they missed the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    most dog and cat foods are not using purpose grown meats, but rather 'byproducts' so meat grown for human consumption, then 'trimmings' and 'excess' used for dog and cat food.

  109. These researchers need to off themselves by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 0

    They're serving "special" Kool-aid at the university garden patio. You know, for the good of the planet.

  110. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no, just die. You see, in their eyes, HUMANS are the problem.

  111. Living things do not change CO2 levels by Solandri · · Score: 2

    Pets emit CO2, plants absorb CO2 to form cellulose, cows eat cellulose, pets eat cows. The only way you can change CO2 levels via this cycle is if the ratio of CO2 consumers (plants) to CO2 emitters (animals) changes appreciably. It's self-stabilizing because if excess CO2 is emitted, it encourages more plant growth. If CO2 levels drop, it discourages plant growth.

    Climate change due to CO2 happens because we're digging up carbon which is buried deep underground, converting it to CO2 by burning it, and releasing it into the atmosphere. This is increasing atmospheric CO2 levels far faster than new plants can remove it (and even if they remove it, it mostly gets released again as the dead plant is decomposes or is eaten). That buried carbon (oil, coal, gas) comes from ancient plants which died and were buried. Hence the term "fossil" fuels. They removed the CO2 from an atmosphere which had almost no oxygen and was very high in CO2, eventually converting it into the (relatively) oxygen-rich atmosphere we enjoy today. So burning fossil fuels drives the atmosphere back towards that ancient state where only plants could live and animals couldn't.

    This whole "study" is part of a disturbing trend I'm seeing where people (either deliberately or ignorantly) analyze only part of the system to try to make something look good or bad, instead of properly analyzing the entire system. e.g. So-called zero emissions vehicles, which aren't really zero emissions. They just move the emissions from the tailpipe to the power plant which generates the electricity or hydrogen. Since their overall energy efficiency is only about 30% better than that of ICE vehicles (their operating cost is lower because coal is about 10x cheaper than gasoline per MJ), they're still causing a lot of CO2 emissions as opposed to carpooling or public transportation.

  112. Researchers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much carbon dioxide do Researchers produce on a yearly basis?

  113. "geography professor" ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how, one must ask, is this guy anymore qualified to discuss climate than Al Gore. "Geography professor" has zero, and I do mean zero, science background to discuss climate. Much less biological contributions to climate.

  114. This study is crap by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    What a waste have a study. Why not research what to do about the problem? Wee aren't going to give up our pets. They're our family members. There are many worse causes of pollution.

  115. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by yuriklastalov · · Score: 1

    It's FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, citizen. Now back to work before we send your parents to the camps!

  116. Not all carnivores are obligate carnivores by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Wolves cannot live healthily without meat. There is literally no supporting evidence for your position.

    Not true. We know for a demonstrated fact that wolves are not obligate carnivores which means by definition they can survive without animal protein. Wolves share strong similarities to dogs in their digestive systems. For them to live without animal protein for extended periods obviously takes careful control of their diet to accomplish and would be difficult in the wild but it can be done. There is no particular purpose to doing so but that doesn't mean it cannot be done. It's actually been done for cats which are obligate carnivores (some crazy vegans) so it's quite reasonable to believe it could be done for wolves as well.

    Anyway you're kind of missing the point. Dogs and wolves are basically omnivores. If you want to call them carnivores, fine, but with the understanding that they are not obligate carnivores. They are well adapted to consume meat and evolutionarily prefer it but strictly speaking they can survive without it.

    1. Re:Not all carnivores are obligate carnivores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm standing here with my neighbor that came over for a visit. He teaches veterinary medicine at a major State university.

      I pointed out your post to him.

      He face-palmed and mentioned something about the butchery of his faith in Mankind.

  117. Re:Solution by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

    Na just means war and famine will be the methods to keep the population in check.

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  118. byrd poop by slew · · Score: 3, Informative

    Been-there done-that. You know there have been wars fought over byrd poop. Mostly because byrd poop (aka guano) was very helpful in making bombs (as well as being fertilizer for food)

    Fortunately (unfortunately?), we discovered how to industrialize a process to fix nitrogen straight from the air (haber-bosch), so we don't need to annex and dig up islands for byrd poop anymore. We just need to burn natural gas...

  119. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by BlueStrat · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think it's more due to the fact that the elites who lecture us about our carbon footprints do so from their private jets.

    That, along with nearly every major prediction made by climate alarmists having turned out to not be accurate, and in fact in most instances turning out to be *wildly* inaccurate.

    Also contributing to the public's general dismissal of AGW is that all those highly-touted computer climate models they reference to scare people are incapable of modeling *past* climate changes when given the known climate-related data for the period in question.

    Why are we even talking about making enormous political, ideological, economic, and societal changes based on what climate models say which cannot even somewhat-accurately reproduce *past* climate changes with known data, FFS!?

    Strat

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  120. Do you maths? Or even read? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a guess, from 3 seconds (literally) not reading the article entirely, just 3 seconds spent in total.

    If dogs and cats are responsible for 30% of meat production, then 70% of meat production is from not cats and dogs. Since we don't have a huge alternative carnivore culture, most of that would be us.

    Since this was about how cats and dogs could be a significant factor, this simple maths should have been clearly possible to anyone who read. Either you're not reading or you are crap at maths.

  121. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "With Folder Hands" if I remember correctly.

  122. Pet produced climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For Democrats, PETA, Greenies and Progressives, one simple costless step cuts climate change and CO2 emissions by over 50%; simply stop emitting CO2. Not exhaling CO2, any one can do. Not exhaling CO2, eliminates pet emissions, auto emissions, all emissions associated with the person not exhaling CO2. 50% US population reduction would reduce pollution and climate influences more than 50%.
    For sane people a better solution is taught by people of Friendly Aqauponics (FA). At friendlyaquaponics.com, you can learn all you need to build a home system that can produce all the plants you need to eat, or want to eat, sans artificial light and heat. FA does not sell tanks, chemicals & stuff. FA does live nicely selling produce. Study, build the system, plant it, eat well and sans all the pollution of our farm system. Eat organic, non GMO, picked minutes ago food, sans ships, refrigeration, chemicals, trucks & green grocers.
    I have and use a aquaponic system designed by FA, built by me at home. FA will not know I wrote this, no profit to me.

  123. Feline frisky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I specifically came here to say that my cat is considerably more important to me than other people's cars. Or other people, for that matter.

  124. No carbon tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are not paying any carbon tax so get it through your god damn heads.

  125. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did my part. I decided our world has too many problems that needs fixed and so I decided not to have kids, but to commit my life to fixing these issues.

    Right now we need to drain the swamp in Washington D.C.

  126. Sucks for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah puny earthlings, soon the cats shall rise, then nap, then do cute things for about 4 minutes, then hunt, and then nap... Welcome to you're DOOM!!?

  127. This article is part of the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You want the general public to start taking climate change seriously? Then stop publishing articles like this one. You aren't wrong, just distracting.

  128. Re: Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Most" people absolutely do not think that it's a joke. Even worse are the ones who know it's not a joke and still have pets / kids / cars / hobbies etc. Sort of the point here.

  129. Re:equivalent to the trash production of Massachus by hey! · · Score: 2

    I actually AM from Massachusetts, and having worked all around the country it's not really a mystery to me. It's educational attainment. Over 40% of residents here have a bachelor's degree, and 18% have a graduate degree. We also have -- going by test scores -- the best K-12 schools. Consequently a lot of things just work better here because people are somewhat better prepared for their jobs.

    Which is not to say an educated person in Massachusetts is better than an educated person in Arkansas. Or even that an educated person is somehow *morally* better than an uneducated one. But things do run better when a higher proportion of workers can read instructions and do basic math.

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    Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
  130. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by UnderCoverPenguin · · Score: 2

    In recent decades, cats and dogs have been the only exposure people - especially children - get to non-human animals on a regular basic.

    Even sadder, fewer and fewer children have any exposure to non-human animals. One big reason for this is that more and more children are being over scheduled into organised activities, leaving too little time to engage with a pet.

    Call us "crazy cat people" if you insist, My girlfriend, daughter and I feel more human for having our feline friends. And most of our relatives and (human) friends have similar feelings about their pets.

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    Don't try to out wierd me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you, free with my breakfast cereal. --Zaphod Beeblebr
  131. Re:Solution by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    I only had two with my first wife and got a vasectomy. My second wife has never had kids. So all I did was replace.

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    Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
  132. Re:equivalent to the trash production of Massachus by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    I'm trying to come to terms with why the OP is modded funny and the GP is modded troll.

    Is it okay to hate on Massachusetts but comparing them to the French is one step too far? Or are there French people with modpoints here that don't get the joke :-).

  133. Re: Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That, along with nearly every major prediction made by climate alarmists having turned out to not be accurate, and in fact in most instances turning out to be *wildly* inaccurate.

    Name them. Besides "Rain Follows the Plow" and the "Imminent Freeze" which were from other, actually.

    Also contributing to the public's general dismissal of AGW is that all those highly-touted computer climate models they reference to scare people are incapable of modeling *past* climate changes when given the known climate-related data for the period in question.

    Let me guess, you think the honeybee can't fly too, right?

    Why are we even talking about making enormous political, ideological, economic, and societal changes based on what climate models say which cannot even somewhat-accurately reproduce *past* climate changes with known data, FFS!?

    If you refuse to talk about questions, how can you have answers? Seem to me your refusal to have a discussion is a serious problem on your part, is because you are afraid. Your fear is that you will lose.

  134. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The new cult-religion called global warming. 99% of man-made run-away global warming THEORY supporters (yes, it is a theory) have done NO research into it and only spew what their leaders tell them to repeat (from their jets, yes).

    Just like a religion, GW is being used to lead the sheeple by their nose, take their money and control their lives.

  135. Re: Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also contributing to the public's general dismissal of AGW is that all those highly-touted computer climate models they reference to scare people are incapable of modeling *past* climate changes when given the known climate-related data for the period in question.

    Let me guess, you think the honeybee can't fly too, right?

    WTF are you even talking about??...honeybees?...wth?

    OP simply pointed out how most people feel and he's right, and nobody on any side is disputing that the majority of regular folks feel pretty much as he described them. Hell, changing exactly this public attitude dismissing the severity/impact and urgency of AGW and mitigation efforts is why metric shit-tons of money is being spent every day to convince the public to believe in AGW enough so they can move forwards with their agendas.

    Your entire post is a mixture of incoherent babble and statements easily disproven by casual observation or Google search.

    You need better talking-points.

  136. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it's a religion.

    Let me lay a few things out.

    People Change Their Environment.

    That's a given.

    The Climate's Been Changing Without People.

    THAT'S a given.

    The big disagreement is on how much of current climate change is due to people - and how much is not.

    RwP

  137. Ok thatâ(TM)s it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SJWs please go fuck yourselves.

  138. Bye bye dear cat koan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear cat: you have been with us 16 years
    We love you dearly
    But we are green loving people in this house
    There you go to the sleep place
    Where there is no return

  139. Oh the humanity! by Contract+Gypsy · · Score: 0

    That does it! I have a crazy boxer, I am going to trade him in on two pet cows, The study also totally missed a major green house gas, you know, the waste equal to the output of Massachewshits, its called METHANE! I guess PETA will just have to keep driving to shelters in their 1970's van, filling them up with rescue animals and route the exhaust through the window, they love that trick! If they would just throw in a few Politicians with each load, the world would be a much better place! Lets not forget what the Dinosaurs did to the Earth, they alone brought on the ice age!

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  140. You environmentalists will have to take my cat out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll give up my global warming cat as soon as every last fucking snowflake millennial agrees to have their pathetic yappy emotional support dog euthanized.

  141. Nuclear power cleaner than our 4 cats by nessman · · Score: 0

    I work at a 2,000 megawatt 2-reactor nuclear power plant. So what this article implies is that my cats pollute more than the power plant. Cool.

  142. Mass hysteria by geowash01 · · Score: 1

    Apparently Bill Murray was right all along. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  143. You Science is Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obligate does not and never has meant that the species cannot eat both meat and plant-based foods. The term for that is 'exclusively,' and there's a really short list of species that are exclusively carnivorous...or exclusively herbivorous, for that matter. Species that get too picky about the source of their calories and nutrients tend to go extinct.

    Basically, what determines if a species could be said to be 'obligate' here is what nutrients they must get in their diets--internal recycling doesn't count, if nothing else because it's not perfectly efficient so all it does is delay the need for more--and it varies by species. Not all species have even the same set of genes for internally producing and/or absorbing certain nutrients--and certain nutrients can only be found in animal or plant sources. (It doesn't help that the commonly-used lists of dietary sources for nutrients lumps in things which don't actually contain that nutrient, but rather those precursors for it that humans can get it for. This adds to the difficulty when trying to supplement the diet of a non-human species.)

  144. Re:Lactose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't spend your money on overpriced reduced-lactose milk. Just buy a vial of lactase online. A few drops will break down the lactose in a regular gallon of milk in 24-48 hours.

  145. Not all meat has the same impact by Exophase · · Score: 1

    One thing the article doesn't seem to touch on much is how much the environmental impact of cats and dogs could vary with what we feed them.

    They're obligate carnivores, but not all meat sources have the same CO2e footprint. Chicken is several times better than beef, and other sources like mussels are better than chicken. Insects could be a useful source of protein in cat food; cats in the wild often have insect rich diets and house cats don't seem to mind eating them.

  146. Okin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Orin's imprint in the planet is the real problem.

  147. Re:Don't have kids, don't have pets, just die lone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To what end? I've lived long enough to see the fear mongering evolve finally into the catch-all climate change. Those involved in it are now so invested in it, that if you followed the money trail, you'll see ultimately what a hoax it is. Living creatures consume and pollute. Who knew. People are worried about climate change as if the weather in and of itself occurring is a sign of it. On a 4.5 billion year trek in our solar system, I'm not particularly concerned with the effects of weather and the fear mongering associated with. At least not as a function of government wanting to tax me and mine to stop something that is naturally occurring.

    At this stage, anyone who is a climate change proponent is nothing more than a tool of the system perpetuating foolishness in the face of a clear and present fraud. Since no one seems to know what they want the mean global surface temperature to be and how much money it will take to get there, then the whole thing is a farce and even if they do know what they want it to be, it would cost so many trillions that getting there is nothing more than a cottage industry to milk off of it. The goal wouldn't even be about reducing 'warming' but rather keeping the long game going for a century or more trying to get there in the name of progress.