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'You Had to Be There': As Technologies Change Ever Faster, the Knowledge of Obsolete Things Becomes Ever Sweeter (theatlantic.com)

Alexis C. Madrigal, writing for The Atlantic: There's a question going around on Twitter, courtesy of the writer Matt Whitlock: "Without revealing your actual age, what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?" This simple query has received, at this date, 18,000 responses. Here is just a tiny selection: A/S/L, pagers, manual car windows, "be kind, please rewind", "Waiting by the radio for my song to come on so I could record it on a cassette tape", floppy disks, the smell of purple mimeograph ink, WordPerfect, busy signals, paper maps, Winamp, smoking in the hospital, the card catalogue. Our favorite response, "The remote to change the channel on the TV was attached to a box that was attached to the TV", which elicited a response, "What about the remote that was really a clicker... In that it clicked like a frog toy",

546 comments

  1. first by bigger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember when calling 'first' was cool?

    1. Re:first by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I remembering coming home and getting excited to see a digit flashing on the answering machine hooked to our landline....

      And hitting rewind on the cassette and playing back he messages.

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      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    2. Re:first by gnick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Winamp really whips the llama's ass. I'll be using it until it stops doing its job.

      --
      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    3. Re:first by dstyle5 · · Score: 2

      Same here, it is running right now on my PC. :) I do get occasional grief/ribbing from my younger co-workers because I still use it but it works fine, so why not use it, IMHO.

    4. Re:first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whats the alternative? some adware bloated PoS or a streaming service with ads between songs?

    5. Re:first by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2, Informative

      VLC Player. Does video as well and has a plugin for most formats.

    6. Re:first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like hot grits down your pants.

    7. Re:first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still using your evaluation version of winzip?

    8. Re:first by spun · · Score: 1

      Like Natalie Portman, naked and petrified.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    9. Re:first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The player wars, begun they have.

    10. Re:first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FROSTY PISS!

    11. Re:first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember getting a cassette tape recorder (vs the standard reel to reel).

    12. Re:first by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Still using your evaluation version of winzip?

      Nah, pkzip ftw. Runs anywhere. Back when HP produced a 16cpu swamp cooler, I couldn't find any useful things to benchmark it with. I'd compile a program and the prompt returned immediately. I had to look to verify that it worked. I used pkzip to compress a 1 meg file in five seconds!!1! Screaming fast compared to the other toys in the comp room.

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      His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere. - Mark Twain
    13. Re:first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Winamp really whips the llama's ass. I'll be using it until it stops doing its job.

      Llama tested ... Mother Approved.

    14. Re:first by Khyber · · Score: 1

      For a MUSIC player, AIMP2. (Not AIMP3, it sucks.)

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      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    15. Re:first by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      A huge reason I love WinAmp is the ease of setting up an IceCast streaming virtual machine on a network. I can have the same playlist synced up with various devices, broadcast over the net while remote, etc. It's just not practical to carry around my 150+GB of music...It's one of the few phone apps I actually paid for, I got a WinAmp Pro license a long time ago and have transferred it across four devices now.

    16. Re:first by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      I know it ain't digital but I remember going to the fish and chippery and buying sixpence worth of chips fried in render pig fat was enough to feed a family of four (with four fish added) and watching the Sunday night movies that come on after the Walt Disney show (lard is so much better than vegetable oils, no comparison). Cars also went through interesting changes at that time, keep in mind in those days, the old cars the poor teens could afford are today's expensive vintage vehicles. The big tech, cassette taps and hearing your recorded voice for the first time. Speaking of old, I remember sharing beers with an old chap and him recollecting them time, when car first appeared in his town, when he was younger. The analogue recording of memories, so many lost thoughts.

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      Chaos - everything, everywhere, everywhen
    17. Re:first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but it does not whip the llamas ass.

      I love Winamp, but it no work on *nix distros, so I'm stuck with barely acceptable, but versatile, VLC.

    18. Re: first by gerf · · Score: 1

      It works via Wine. Older versions installed beautifully for me years ago,

    19. Re: first by aliquis · · Score: 0

      Emacs wins.

    20. Re: first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you are bringing dozens of movies too, 150GB of music fits easily on a 200/256GB microSD card in your phone/player...

      Oh, you have an iPhone. Sorry... I didn't know.

    21. Re: first by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Where? When?

    22. Re:first by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

      But does it have a plugin for MilkDrop?

    23. Re: first by fortfive · · Score: 1

      You, sir, have won the internet this day.

    24. Re: first by David+Gould · · Score: 1

      Nope.

      (Is this where I'm supposed to make a uid reference?)

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      David Gould
      main(i){putchar(340056100>>(i-1)*5&31|!!(i<6)<< 6)&&main(++i);}
    25. Re:first by subk · · Score: 1

      Install Audacious and look for the Winamp Classic mode in the preferences.

      --
      Now, if you'll excuse me, I have backups to corrupt.
    26. Re:first by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 2

      load"$",8
      Actually, I remember when I didn't need ",8" at the end, and instead would type load"*" and get something like "PRESS PLAY ON TAPE". I had a Datasette, before I got a C= 1541 floppy drive, necessitating the ",8" business. Ah... the good old days. (C'mon... LOAD, DAMNIT! It's been 20 minutes!)

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      Our reign has gone on long enough. Indeed. Summon the meteors.
    27. Re: first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boo, ugly entitled bitch Portman killed Srat Wares for me forever.

    28. Re:first by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

      You had an answering machine? Growing up we needed to take a walk over to the neighbors to make a phone call...getting one? Forget it!

    29. Re:first by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 2

      Foobar2000 is the best music player out there, by a huge margin.

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      Eat the rich.
    30. Re: first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On linux, milkdrops are supported by projectM (-pulseaudio, -jack) for any player.
      Also, xmmp is a Winamp clone. Though i prefer mpd.

    31. Re: first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it works with wine

    32. Re: first by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      No, it was never cool it was always a tedious waste of space and you know it.

    33. Re: first by spun · · Score: 1

      About fifteen years ago, if I remember correctly, but that meme may have started even earlier.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    34. Re: first by X3J11 · · Score: 1

      foobar2000. I use it on both Windows and my Android phone. No bloat, no adware, extensible with plugins, and all the features I want in a player, plus more.

    35. Re:first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. I dropped Sonique for crashes, but Winamp still spins up and decodes with less footprint and fewer cycles than anything else on Windows, so while any of my boxes must run Win, Winamp still has a home here, too, though I no longer install any of the delightful visuals plugins. (Thanks, if anyone reading this helped code any of those! Good times were had thanks to you!)

      Looks like v2.95. 2003.

    36. Re: first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VLC playlist support is embarrassing.

    37. Re: first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think on the sx64 the ,8 to its internal drive was implied.

    38. Re:first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tried it, didn't like some of the shortcut commands. rebound some of them, but they wouldn't save on exit program. back to using winamp, nice try tho. there's also the foobar2000 which is nice, although again, at best it imitates winamps features, doesn't go past them

    39. Re: first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, hot grits petrify you!

      I think the "naked and petrified" meme started elsewhere and got imported to Slashdot about the time Phantom Menace was being promoted... hence the connection to Natalie Portman.

    40. Re:first by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I stopped using it when I stopped using Windows ... oops - still got a copy buried in the depths of the MP3 pile.

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      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
    41. Re:first by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      C'mon... LOAD, DAMNIT! It's been 20 minutes!

      Children, children. Write your programme onto the coding forms. give them to the tutor, who will drop them into the coding office at the college when he drives past it this evening, and several days later collect the tapes. Paper tapes, not magnetic. Then during the next evening class in Computing Science (well, it's not a subject that's funded for general schools, so you can't do it during normal hours) we can wheel the teletype down to the Head Master's office, set up the acoustic coupler and dial into the college's computer centre, run the tapes onto the mainframe and print the error messages to the teletype. Hang up the phone call. Wheel the teletype back to the Maths Department. Start edit cycle.

      Without funding, we had to keep the phone bill as small as possible otherwise the Education Department bureaucrats would notice the telephone charges, investigate, and probably shut the course down.

      --
      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
    42. Re: first by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Argh... what's your magic? mine goes through the motions but no sound happens. (PCLOS with TDE or KDE here.)

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    43. Re:first by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Winamp has much better buffering for streams if your connection is not solid. The playlist is far better, global hotkeys rock, and Winamp does video too (though the video player is a bit quirky).

      I've been looking for a good Winamp alternative for a while, and but really that's because Winamp is tied to Windows. I have VLC installed on my Windows computers, but really it's just a backup for the occasional oddball file that nothing else can play.

  2. Atari 2600 Expert Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So my future's so bright I gotta wear shades?

    1. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by Anonymous+Cashews · · Score: 0

      You're sitting too close to the CRT TV.

    2. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      No one called it a CRT TV, It was just the TV, or sometime Tube

      CRT TV at the time was almost a redundant statement.

      Actually the Idea of having your TV hooked up to your computer as its monitor was a thing, then monitors were a separate thing, then today we hook them back to our computers again. However if you were a kid of the 1990's seeing a computer, with an embedded keyboard, hooked up to a TV. Was considered old tech.

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      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    3. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I remember walking up to the gate at the airport to see folks off, or to wait for them to arrive.

      I remember when there was no TSA, I remember when there wasn't even a metal detector.

      I remember in high school, many kids had rifles and shotguns in the racks behind their seats of their pickup trucks IN the school parking lot, because they had been hunting before classes started.....

      I remember kids (myself) playing freely in the neighborhood and beyond 100% unsupervised ...which was the norm for all kids.

      I remember being able to feel quite safe going for day trips across the MX border in Nogales and such places, and not fearing a drug killing might get you, at worst, you might drink too much tequila and come home with a black velvet Elvis picture.

      I remember when you used to say "Thank You" to someone, they would replay with "You're Welcome"...instead of "no problem".

      I remember when you used to buy something in the US, and it didn't take you 15 fucking minutes to find the "English" version of the instructions.

      I remember growing up, and in games, there were winners and losers....and ONLY the winners got the trophy.

      --
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    4. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by boristdog · · Score: 2

      Hell, my friends and I used to goof around in the airport when we were bored. We'd even walk down the airport jetways late at night...and sometimes there would be a plane sitting there, open and completely empty.

    5. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      My hometown airport had an observation deck... you could see someone off at the gate, then walk outside to watch them taxi out and take off.

    6. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      come home with a black velvet Elvis picture...

      Thanks! I have always wondered what Elvis was drinking in that tattoo I woke up with...

      --
      You have the right to remain sentient. If you give up the right to remain sentient, you will be elected to public office
    7. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creimer also thought that people had 8 televisions in their home in the '70s.

    8. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by sjames · · Score: 1

      You could actually run through the airport and people would just assume you're running late. No ID check necessary as long as you had a boarding pass.

    9. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember when "replay" was still spelled "reply"

    10. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by avandesande · · Score: 1

      I remember to save money you would call your parents on payphone and hang up after a couple rings ie time to pick you up at the library.

      --
      love is just extroverted narcissism
    11. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember being able to feel quite safe going for day trips across the MX border in Nogales and such places, and not fearing a drug killing might get you, at worst, you might drink too much tequila and come home with a black velvet Elvis picture.

      Oh my God......a black velvet Elvis picture?!.........that's just WRONG....... ;)

    12. Re: Atari 2600 Expert Here by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Diapers.

    13. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      You have a collect call from ... "PickMeUp Library" ... will you accept ...

    14. Re: Atari 2600 Expert Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SJC?

    15. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by havana9 · · Score: 1

      I remember when you used to buy something in the US, and it didn't take you 15 fucking minutes to find the "English" version of the instructions.

      I have tecentrly bought a lenovo Laptop PC an I was pleasently surprised that the keyboard was Italian, the plug of the power supply was 10A Italian and not "Schuko" or "BS 1363", this one not used in Italy, by the way, and finally a small "Guida dell'utente" aka user guide.
      On the other hand, I remember the first Grundig colour TV with the manual only in German and also the labels on the TV set and remote were in German...
      Lautstärke
      Kontrast
      Helligkeit
      Farbe
      Ein/Aus

    16. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by hansg · · Score: 1
      --
      I don't have one
    17. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rifles and shotguns in the racks behind the seat, I remember that. I took a hunter's education class, and shot a .22 rifle IN A CLASSROOM for our marksman test. They had a big plywood board set up, and two at a time came in and shot. Different times man.

    18. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      CRT TV at the time was almost a redundant statement.

      It's like these days when they say "flat screen TV" as if there's any other kind.

      --
      Wanna buy a shirt?
      https://www.redbubble.com/people/stealthfinger/shop?asc=u
    19. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      I don't have a problem with this at all, at least they're responding positively. It's the same sentiment, I don't care what the exact words are.
      It's bad when you hold a door for someone though and they say nothing at all, no "thanks" or "thank you". That rubs me the wrong way.

      --

      Look back up at my post, now look back down, you're on the Internet. Now look back up. I'm a signature.
    20. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by sabri · · Score: 1

      My hometown airport had an observation deck

      Amsterdam Airport still has this. If the person you dropped off is flying an el-cheapo carrier who uses a bus terminal, you can still watch them board the plane. They even have a decommissioned airplane on the deck for kids to go play in.

      https://www.schiphol.nl/en/pag...

      --
      I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.
    21. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by houghi · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of my website http://houghi.org/

      To Whom It May Concern:

        I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 6 year old again.

      I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant.
        I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples with rocks.
        I want to think M&Ms are better than money, because you can eat them.
        I want to play kickball during recess and paint with watercolors in art.
        I want to lie under a big Oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summers day.
        I want to return to a time when life was simple.
        I want to know only colors, addition tables and simple nursery rhymes.
        I want to think that the world is fair and that everyone in it is honest and good.

      Somewhere in my youth...I matured and I learned too much.
        I learned of nuclear weapons, war, prejudice, starvation and abused children.
        I learned of lies, unhappy marriages, suffering, illness, pain and death.
        I learned of a world where men left their families to go and fight for our country, and returned only to end up living on the streets... begging for their next meal.
        I learned of a world where children knew how to kill...and did.

      I want to be oblivious to the complexity of life and be overly excited by little things once again.
        I want to return to the days when reading was fun and music was clean.
        I want television to be something I watch for fun, not something I use for escape from the things I should be doing.
        I want to live knowing the little things I find exciting will always make me as happy as when I first learned them.
        I want to believe that anything is possible.
        I want to be naive and thinking that everyone was happy because I was.
        I want to walk on the beach and only think of the sand between my toes and the prettiest seashell I could find.
        I want to spend my afternoon climbing trees and riding my bike.

      Somewhere in my youth...I matured and I learned too much.
        I learned of computer crashes of mountains of paperwork.
        I learned of depressing news of how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank.
        I learned of doctor bills, gossip, illness and loss of loved ones.
        I learned of politics, rasicism and discrimination.

      I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs and a kind word.
        I want to see the world not as a whole, but rather being aware of only the things that directly concerned me.
        I want to be naive enough to think that if I'm happy, so is everyone else.
        I want to spend my afternoons climbing trees and riding my bike.
        I want to wonder what I'll do when I grow up, and what I'll be.
        I want to live simple again.

      I want that time back.
        I want to be 6 again.

      And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, cause,

      "Tag! You're It

      --
      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    22. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a word for this (I forget what) where technology creates a need to differentiate between two instances and once the technology becomes prevalent it is the dominant word and differentiation is only necessary to refer to the "old style".

      For instance:
      Silent movies were "movies". When audio was added that become "talkies". Later when the new technology become prevalent "talkies" became "movies" and the old style was differentiated with "silent movies".

      All baseball games were played during the day. With the advent of electricity we created "night games" and when that become the de facto we differentiated with "day games".

    23. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      I remember those! Some airports still had them until 9/11 happened.

    24. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember seeing my grandfather off at the gate, and going through the metal detector (there was one by this time) and having my swiss army knife in my pocket. I took that thing everywhere because MacGuyver had one and I thought he was the coolest person to exist. Not only was I allowed right on through with it, but the guy holding the little bucket where we dropped our stuff in took it out and pretended to stab his coworker with it. Then he handed it back and said have a nice day.

    25. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1

      Darn, you must be almost as old as I am! :-)

      My first PC (purchased when I was already 30.....) was an Apple ][+ with a whopping 48K of RAM. But I thought I was super-special, because I'd paid for the 16K expansion card.....

    26. Re: Atari 2600 Expert Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50 thou a year will buy a lot of beer.. love that song, still on my play list.

    27. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I remember that too
      How only the "winners" got to make decisions, and the working stiffs who got things done only earned a decent wage if some of them had DIED standing up to those "winners"

    28. Re: Atari 2600 Expert Here by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Nope.

    29. Re:Atari 2600 Expert Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeeez-us. Reading that list, I almost expected you to have these items:

      I remember when certain people knew which water fountain to use.

      I remember when women coworkers (you know, the secretaries) wouldn't claim that men were sexually harassing them when you complimented their breasts.

      I remember when it was considered inappropriate to see men holding hands in public, and it was okay to call gays pedophiles.

  3. What's going on here? by 31415926535897 · · Score: 2

    What is this, the yearbook?

    Oh crap, it just hit me, are we all about to die?

    1. Re:What's going on here? by Kjella · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh crap, it just hit me, are we all about to die?

      On a geological time scale, we're all about to die momentarily.

      --
      Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
    2. Re:What's going on here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Philosophically we might already be dead.

    3. Re:What's going on here? by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It could be worse. We could be all about to die permanently.

    4. Re:What's going on here? by clovis · · Score: 4, Funny

      What is this, the yearbook?

      Oh crap, it just hit me, are we all about to die?

      You are dead. All humans at dead. You think you're remembering this crap because we're doing brain dumps from the parts we found.
      We're trying to figure out what went wrong with the design.

    5. Re:What's going on here? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      So, full loot permadeath?

    6. Re:What's going on here? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      How about next time you put a bit of redundancy in the vital organs. And leave out the stupid appendix.

    7. Re:What's going on here? by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      The appendix was where the body was supposed to store supplementary DNA. It forms a part of the corpus but is not essential for its completeness, containing supporting information only.

      We just snip it out and throw it away. And people wonder why we don't have telepathy yet.

      --
      His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere. - Mark Twain
    8. Re: What's going on here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want a third testicle next time. Imagine the possibilities!

    9. Re: What's going on here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's worse: Settings are locked on "reincatnation"

    10. Re: What's going on here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Donâ(TM)t get me started about combining the esophagus and trachea, and running it through a fragile column along with the spinal cord and most of the largest veins and arteries.

    11. Re: What's going on here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Donâ(TM)t get me started about combining the esophagus and trachea, and running it through a fragile column along with the spinal cord and most of the largest veins and arteries.

      But all this was just to get you started ...

    12. Re:What's going on here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beat me to it! American English - sigh!

    13. Re:What's going on here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I don't want to die

    14. Re:What's going on here? by strikethree · · Score: 1

      You are dead. All humans at dead. You think you're remembering this crap because we're doing brain dumps from the parts we found.
      We're trying to figure out what went wrong with the design.

      That would be a deeply fascinating basis for the start of a story. It would permit the exploration of ideas not limited to a human point of view.

      --
      "Someone needs to talk to the tree of liberty about its ghoulish drinking problem." by ohnocitizen
    15. Re:What's going on here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > But I don't want to die

      Just wanna ride my motorcy.... cle.

  4. What is this "clicker" you speak of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until 1983 my dad had a 1957 RCA Victor TV set. Black/white and NO remote. Remotes were for fancy families that didn't have kids who could be told to change the channel. Mind you, we had 3 channels with only 2 in English so it wasn't really a big deal...

    1. Re:What is this "clicker" you speak of? by mikael · · Score: 1

      Until a few years ago, my parents were still using a 16" CRT TV with a built in VCR player. Really looked quite Space 1999'ish with the square 4:3 aspect ratio. Still have a memory of seeing those monochrome globe TV sets along with a sphere chair and thinking that would be so cool for my room.
      (Apparently, the fibreglass chipped really easily so they broke quickly)

      https://s-media-cache-ak0.pini...
      http://modculture.typepad.com/...

      https://media.fds.fi/product_i...

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      Vintage computer adverts: http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/computers-and-software-ads
    2. Re:What is this "clicker" you speak of? by ctilsie242 · · Score: 1

      The deluxe TV sets the 60s-70s kept a small bit of electricity going to the TV tube. That way, they were instant-on. Plus, they had a lot of manual adjustements (vertical hold, etc.)

    3. Re:What is this "clicker" you speak of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remotes flipped. It used to be that only a "luxury" TV had one. But now only a luxury TV can be turned off/on without the remote!

    4. Re:What is this "clicker" you speak of? by WillgasM · · Score: 1

      I might still have my old RCA TV in the closet. The tuner indicator was that vertical line that scrolled across the screen and numbers printed across the bottom bezel to tell you which channel the line stopped on. And when you flipped the switch from VHF to UHF the line would change from green to orange.

    5. Re:What is this "clicker" you speak of? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Until a few years ago, my parents were still using a 16" CRT TV with a built in VCR player. Really looked quite Space 1999'ish with the square 4:3 aspect ratio. Still have a memory of seeing those monochrome globe TV sets along with a sphere chair and thinking that would be so cool for my room.
      (Apparently, the fibreglass chipped really easily so they broke quickly)

      https://s-media-cache-ak0.pini...
      http://modculture.typepad.com/...

      https://media.fds.fi/product_i...

      Yeah, I was REALLY impressed that they somehow scared-up about 6 of those for the first Men In Black movie, in the "Interview" scene. It was hilarious to see those guys trying to figure out how to fill-out their questionnaires up against the sides of those egg-chairs.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      I would really like to have one, and put some nice surface-mount car speakers in it. How retro would that be?!?

    6. Re:What is this "clicker" you speak of? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      The deluxe TV sets the 60s-70s kept a small bit of electricity going to the TV tube. That way, they were instant-on. Plus, they had a lot of manual adjustements (vertical hold, etc.)

      Some did; until they started starting fires...

    7. Re:What is this "clicker" you speak of? by rworne · · Score: 1

      Meh,

      We had a TV with four tuning dials.
      Two concentric ones on top, one for channels 2-13 that made a loud "ker-thunk" as you flipped it through the notches. A smaller concentric one to fine-adjust the tuning. TV took a good 20 seconds or so to "turn on and warm up".

      Fixing said TV by getting stickers to put on the tubes in the back and taking the tubes to the nearest drugstore to use the tube-tester machine.

      Then there was the other set of magic concentric dials. Those were the UHF channels. Those were where the gold was found in the after-school hours: F-Troop, Addams Family, Little Rascals, Three Stooges, Mc Hale's Navy, Dr. Who, Speed Racer, Ultraman, Johnny Sokko, and Kimba. Hell, there was even Abbot and Costello for a while. I miss KBSC-TV, good old channel 52.

      Another thing you don't see anymore: Schlocky B movies at 2 or 3 AM. The infomercials killed all that stuff off.

      No cable, but we had ONTV and SelectTV. The former used to show screeners for the Oscars back before we had VCRs.

      Watching the trailer for Star Wars in the theater and wondering what the what's the big deal about a movie with a big screaming monkey flying a spaceship.

      Everyone going apeshit when Star Wars was broadcast on TV for the first time (on ONTV as pay-per-view).

      Back in the days it was illegal to hook up anything to the phone line other than the phone you rented from Ma Bell. And when that finally ended, you could buy push-button phones that didn't dial any faster than the old rotary phones - because of pulse dialing.

      Paying extra each month to GTE for touch tone dialing that took forever to connect, because GTE converted the tones back to pulse back in the central office in order to connect the call.
      The joy of typing papers on an IBM Selectric II typewriter - one with the correction tape in it.
      You knew what a Maxell XL-IIS was for, as well as the TDK SA - and why they were popular.
      Not only did we have cassettes, the decks we played them in had switches for CrO2 and Metal. These were not for music genres.
      Dolby used to be all about getting rid of hiss on your tapes.
      You knew what wow and flutter was.

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      I tried every decent and legal way I could think of to resolve the issue w/the business before I rented the chicken suit
    8. Re:What is this "clicker" you speak of? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Really looked quite Space 1999'ish

      That's something else that people won't believe, the optimism that we would have colonised the moon and maybe mars by the year 2,000!

    9. Re: What is this "clicker" you speak of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if we had the money we blew on the Vietnam War ...

    10. Re:What is this "clicker" you speak of? by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      The black & white set we kids used had those dials, but if memory serves, the fancy color set my parents had in the bedroom had dispensed with the fine-tuning knobs.

      I watched a fair bit of programming in black & white, and I dare say I enjoyed it about as much as I enjoy anything on the HD set these days. By pretty much any measure, there's more quality programming available today - because there's more programming in total - but there was some good stuff then, too.

      And for me it was really more about the social experience of watching with other people. I don't think we need Yet Another rant about smartphones and the death of shared experience, though.

  5. Really? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 5, Informative

    Pagers: doctors and first responders still use them. Some work via satellite, meaning there are no network dead spots.

    Pretty sure I've been in a car with manual windows (and manual transmission, even!) in the last year.

    Busy signals? Pretty common when calling a business -- once there's a call on call waiting and one on the line, 3rd caller gets a busy.

    Paper maps -- maybe road maps aren't as common, but any hiker typically gets a paper maps of a park, and maps of buildings like museums are often given out.

    1. Re:Really? by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1

      once there's a call on call waiting and one on the line, 3rd caller gets a busy.

      Multiple lines and a PBX are cheap these days. It's almost a rounding error among the other typical expenses.

      You can even do VoIP with a virtual PBX to avoid an upfront capex.

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    2. Re:Really? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Not everyone has VoIP, especially not businesses that have been around for decades. So, yeah, plenty of busy signals.

    3. Re:Really? by toonces33 · · Score: 1

      I prefer a manual transmission. They are hard (but not impossible) to find these days. I am stuck with an auto for the time being however.

    4. Re:Really? by mrbester · · Score: 2

      If you learn to drive and pass your test in an automatic, you are not eligible to drive manual in UK. Only those who have to have automatic (usually medical reasons, but there are those who deliberately choose it) learn in a car that has it.

      --
      "Wait. Something's happening. It's opening up! My God, it's full of apricots!"
    5. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of the four manual-transmission cars I own now, two of them have manual windows.

    6. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well over 80% of all cars in Europe have a manual gearbox.

    7. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It works that way in most countries.

    8. Re:Really? by vux984 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Its not that a PBX would be too costly... its "why bother"? Its not even on their radar as a 'problem' that needs 'fixing'.

    9. Re:Really? by youngone · · Score: 1

      I drove to work today in a manual car. It's only 5 years old too.
      I bought it so that my son could learn to drive one, but he's a lazy so-and-so and won't learn.

    10. Re:Really? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Ditto. Really wish I could find a manual transmission small pickup in good condition....

      --

      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    11. Re:Really? by FuzzyDaddy2 · · Score: 1

      I have a 2009 Toyota Yaris with manual locks and roll down windows. And a manual transmission! I tell people it's a special feature that lets me close the windows even after I shut the car off. I love that car.

    12. Re:Really? by Shotgun · · Score: 2

      Pretty sure I've been in a car with manual windows (and manual transmission, even!) in the last year.

      Been in one? Hell, I bought one earlier this year.

      --
      Aah, change is good. -- Rafiki
      Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
    13. Re:Really? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Most Euro-spec cars haven't gone through the required testing to be sold in the US, so that doesn't really matter. The car I rented on my last trip to Europe was a Mazda 6 station wagon with a manual - not for sale in the US. Too bad; it was comfortable and reasonably spacious.

    14. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are hard (but not impossible) to find these days.

      New manual transmission cars are still being made, so I'm not sure what you mean when you say they are hard to find.

      I will grant you that, of the manufacturers that offer a manual transmission option, it can be hard to find a dealer that has one available for test drives.

    15. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Restaurants such as Panera Bread make good use of pagers.

    16. Re: Really? by Tempest_2084 · · Score: 2

      My dad made me learn on a manual. Itâ(TM)s a useful skill to have. I still drive a manual to this day. Makes a dandy car theft deterrent too.

    17. Re:Really? by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      I don't know about a pickup, but I hear there's an old Escort Wagon that could be gotten for a good price. It probably has a manual.

      --
      His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere. - Mark Twain
    18. Re:Really? by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      My last job still used a pager for building emergencies. It was quite "fun" when it broke, trying to track down just what local vendor they got the service from. The guy who had the pager, the maintenance manager, had no idea. Everyone I asked was like "what, a pager? Those still exist?" I had to have accounting go search through the old bills to find a contact, and then call them repeatedly because they had a auto-forwarded number that round-robined to different cities but they didn't really talk amongst themselves. But they where who we had our "contract" through, so I couldn't just say "this vendor support sucks, we're getting a new vendor".

    19. Re:Really? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Until a few years ago, I owned what (I suspect) was the only manual/stick Camry in existence.

      --
      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    20. Re:Really? by rworne · · Score: 2

      That's just to keep the American tourists from stealing them.

      --
      I tried every decent and legal way I could think of to resolve the issue w/the business before I rented the chicken suit
    21. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I learnt to drive in a manual. It was a bit of a pain at the time but I'm glad I did as it's a useful skill to have.

    22. Re: Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you're my uncle Alan, at least two were sold. -PCP

    23. Re:Really? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Paper maps are indeed highly useful. Not everyone has smartphone data plans or strong enough network strength or always-reliable batteries to download maps at any time. Being on vacation and having a Thomas Brother's map available is quite useful in many ways. But I'm being silly in thinking that hipsters ever get out of the city.

      Pagers? I miss text messages quite often on my phone, seeing them only a day later sometimes. The beep is not often heard while walking, and checking your phone constantly for signs of change is a possible sign of madness. But there's no way to miss the insistent beep and buzz of a pager, and their battery is very reliable compared to smart phones.

      And when did busy signals go away? Land lines are still common.

      For manual transmissions, I did have one and a European I had as a passenger remarked "I didn't know Americans knew how to use those!" You still often need a manual transmission if you want good gas mileage and don't want a new hybrid, have to get an older car that you can afford and it has a manual, drive a tractor or utility vehicle, and so forth.

    24. Re: Really? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      They tried to make me learn one, but it was a weird car that had the stick shift on the side of the steering colum (like an auto). That was difficult to use. But more importantly they tried to teach me in the mountains where there was no traffic, and forgot to tell me the part about having to use the clutch when braking, with the whole family in the car. After much screaming and some crying they never asked me to try again.

      I did learn it though when buying a cheap car in college, where I was taught sanely by a friend using an empty parking lot.

    25. Re: Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a useful skill to have.

      Debatable. It's not like it's the direction cars are heading.

    26. Re: Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it is a necessary condition to drive in the majority of cars on the planet, including nearly every hire car, so I would say it is a rather useful skill.

    27. Re:Really? by havana9 · · Score: 2

      Pretty sure I've been in a car with manual windows (and manual transmission, even!) in the last year.

      In Europe most car are sold with manual. In Italy you are required to make the driving exam.
      Anyway small cars like the Fiat 126 with an engine ripped from an underpowered motorbike have to use a manual to have a decent torque. Actualy the first model of 126 and the older 500 and 600 have an unsyncronized manual gear. yuo had to do "Double clutching". Anyway I have always had manuals, becaue I haved had small or compact cars, made by Fiat or Renault.

      Busy signals? Pretty common when calling a business -- once there's a call on call waiting and one on the line, 3rd caller gets a busy.

      Paper maps -- maybe road maps aren't as common, but any hiker typically gets a paper maps of a park, and maps of buildings like museums are often given out.

      I have a VoIP landline with unlimited national calls on other landline phones so I use it snd if for some reason the router loses the internet connection if I try to use the wired phone I get a busy signal.
      If i phome auntie on the landline I'll get a busy signal too.
      By the way phone to an elderly relative instead of digging on Facebook or twitter is still better, and in half an hout you'll get a complete staus update on other relatives and friends...

    28. Re:Really? by beaker_72 · · Score: 1

      In Europe most car are sold with manual

      Yep - automatic gearboxes are typically reserved for higher end models of car in the UK and are mainly for people who don't enjoy driving. There are some exceptions to this, but generally performance cars with automatic gearboxes also have some element of manual gear changing as well - such as the flappy paddles on the steering wheel.

    29. Re:Really? by Outta_the_way_peck! · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure I've been in a car with manual windows (and manual transmission, even!) in the last year.

      I've been driving one for the past 4 years! It's an 11 year old pickup truck, but even newer Jeep Wranglers don't have power windows standard.

    30. Re:Really? by Seven+Spirals · · Score: 1

      There is some other kind of transmission besides manual? Heresy! *grin*

    31. Re:Really? by Eythian · · Score: 1

      Paper maps -- maybe road maps aren't as common, but any hiker typically gets a paper maps of a park, and maps of buildings like museums are often given out.

      I live in a touristy city. I can confirm that paper maps are still alive and well.

    32. Re:Really? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I have flappy paddles but rarely use them.

      I switched to an automatic because the clutch work was killing my left knee. Don't really miss changing gears manually any more.

    33. Re:Really? by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      It's nearly impossible to buy a new car with manual windows, but there are still some cars that have them in the installed base.

    34. Re:Really? by crankyspice · · Score: 1

      Well over 80% of all cars in Europe have a manual gearbox.

      Which is odd, because according to BMW, they only made the recent M5 with a stick to satisfy the American market!

      http://www.carbuzz.com/news/2016/8/14/The-E60-M5-With-A-Stick-Shift-Was-BMW-s-Gift-To-North-America-7734955/

      https://jalopnik.com/the-manual-transmission-bmw-m5-and-m6-are-dead-1769251264

      I have a manual in all of my vehicles (Jeep Wrangler, Porsche 968 Cabriolet, BMW E46 M3, Ducati Multistrada 620 Dark). Heck, I even have manual landing gear in my plane. But they're a dying breed. Ferrari already dropped it. Porsche brought it back in some recent models (Cayman GT4, 991R) but by and large they've disappeared. There was a recent sales event at Beverly Hills BMW, and with over 200 cars in stock, none was a standard. :( McLaren? Nope. (Aston Martin still makes 'em though.) Etc.

      --
      geek. lawyer.
    35. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Manuals are indeed dying in performance cars, because of the simple fact that current advanced automatics and DSGs can shift much faster than any human driver. In 'normal' cars, manuals still outsell automatics and automated manuals by a wide margin in Europe.

    36. Re:Really? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Manual transmissions have basically disappeared from regular cars, like your typical midsize 4-door sedan. They still exist in some basic economy cars, but they're getting squeezed out by cheaper CVTs and automatics. Part of is because of regulation - it costs money to certify a power train so the expected sales have to be high enough to justify the cost of certifying it. My guess is in a few years the manual transmission will be dead in economy cars (in the US, at least).

      Manual transmissions are basically dead in trucks and SUVs. You can still get them in a few small trucks, but for larger vehicles automatics took over because they have a higher towing rating as the torque converter can handle more load than the clutch.

      Sporty cars can still be had with a manual. But the advantages aren't what they are used to be. The performance of automatics has greatly improved, and they can shift faster than a human can ever hope to do. They may linger on a bit here as people buy them for the "fun" factor to the point where the manufactures will offer a manual version for that reason alone.

    37. Re:Really? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I believe the absolute base Jeep doesn't have air conditioning, no power locks, and has a manual transmission. In theory at least - last time I looked I couldn't find any Jeeps for sale that were configured that way.

  6. Flying without passport? by mi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Technology my tail! What about things changed by our caring, loving, and omniscient government? When traveling — by air or train — without registering with authorities was possible? When being mistreated at the airport would cause the mistreater to be disciplined, rather than the victim — arrested?

    When one could buy health insurance for about $140/month (just over $200 in today's money)? Remember?..

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    In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
    1. Re:Flying without passport? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2

      Pretty easy to take the train without ID in the US -- just buy Amtrak tickets using a pre-paid credit card. If you go up to the window, they might ask for ID -- last time, I pulled out an expired university ID just to fuck with the guy and he grunted something and sold me the ticket. I've never been asked for ID on the train itself.

      Commuter trains never ask for ID, nor would it really be possible for them to do so due to time constraints.

    2. Re:Flying without passport? by mi · · Score: 1

      I've never been asked for ID on the train itself.

      I have. Conductors do not have to ask for it, but may choose to — at their sole discretion. And you must comply or they can call police and kick you off the train at the next stop.

      Commuter trains never ask for ID, nor would it really be possible for them to do so due to time constraints.

      Just you wait.

      --
      In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
    3. Re:Flying without passport? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a tech site. Go cry on reddit or pol

    4. Re:Flying without passport? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2

      Yep, these articles were from 2011-2012. TSA attempted to make themselves relevant in this area -- Amtrak politely told them to go fuck off, that they already have their own security and don't need more.

    5. Re:Flying without passport? by mi · · Score: 1

      Amtrak politely told them to go fuck off, that they already have their own security and don't need more.

      And yet, Amtrak (itself a government agency) continues to ask your name, and to assert the right to check your ID at any time. They constantly remind passengers about it on the stations too.

      More to the point, the commuter rail, buses, etc. aren't safe either. You can be asked to identify yourself — on pain of being denied boarding or worse. The dreaded "papers please" has materialized and history will record, that — as you've just observed — it happened during (in the middle of!) Obama's Presidency.

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      In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
    6. Re:Flying without passport? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When one could buy health insurance for about $140/month (just over $200 in today's money)? Remember?..

      Wasn't that long ago.

      I paid $89/month for Kaiser HMO until 1999, then switched to a PPO in 2000 for $120/month. No deductible, $25 copay. That was not through an employer. I paid that and my tuition by working as a tow truck driver and graduated debt free.

      After graduation I never paid a dime for healthcare. My employer(s) paid 100%. No deductables.

      2017 with a family, now I'm at $800/month - with my employer paying even more than that - and a $12,000 deductible. If my kid comes down with pink eye, it's $250 at the doctor and $100 for the medication.

      Yay affordable healthcare!!

      (... and I truly wish I was making this up.)

    7. Re:Flying without passport? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      No: it started during the reign of G. W. Bush's idiot son. I grant you that Obama didn't do enough to roll it back. BTW- I've taken commuter rail in the US regularly in the past 10 years, and have never been asked for ID and usually pay cash for tickets. I suspect the risk of being required to show ID is about as high as when walking in public -- some cop could harass you for "acting suspiciously" or whatever, but this isn't common.

    8. Re:Flying without passport? by mi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it started during the reign of G. W. Bush's idiot son.

      Bush signed the law creating TSA, I'll grant you that. But it was meant to merely transfer airport security from private firms to government employees (a Fascist streak so common to all people in government).

      Obama didn't do enough to roll it back.

      Obama not only didn't roll it back, he presided over the Agency asserting a role much wider than imagined 10 years earlier. The agency smugly reminded us all, that it is in charge of all transportation — not merely by air. He didn't have to do it — no lawmakers were pressuring him into it. The agency is part of the Executive branch and reports to the President. Had it been merely an oversight on his part, they would've remained as were in 2007. No, he caused them to expand — either by giving them explicit instructions or simply by appointing an Authoritarian-minded head.

      some cop could harass you for "acting suspiciously" or whatever, but this isn't common.

      Such harassment could happen, and it does happen. But it is illegal — and outrageous. Amtrak et al demanding papers is perfectly legal and commonly accepted as necessary "to keep us safe". That's the feature of the past, that I lament passing... Unlike payphones and tape-recorders.

      --
      In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
    9. Re:Flying without passport? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Actually, last time I flew, I accidentally showed the TSA guy an expired driver's license. He was fine with it--just said that I'd better get it renewed.

    10. Re:Flying without passport? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      G. W. Bush has two daughters and no sons. None of his children have been POTUS. You are thinking of his father, G. H. W. Bush.

    11. Re:Flying without passport? by easyTree · · Score: 1

      I remember when the government wasn't referred to as 'the authorities.'

    12. Re:Flying without passport? by hey! · · Score: 1

      Actually, it was the government getting less intrusive that caused airlines to become so abusive. Years of lax attitudes toward anti-trust laws in mergers, resulting in the fact that virtually all flights in the US are controlled by five airlines where once there were over a dozen. These remaining airlines repeatedly show non-competitive behavior, such as following each others' leads in introducing new fees. Even after massive PR debacles for an airline profits aren't the least bit affected, because people often don't have much of a choice.

      I remember when insurance was cheap, but health care costs have gone up faster than inflation every single year since 1960, and if you think about it, it makes sense. Back then they didn't have hip replacements, or treatments for most (now) survivable cancers. If you're old enough you remember the old joke about the doctor telling you to "take two aspirins and call me in the morning." That's because aspirin was pretty much what he had to work with; there was no Ibuprofen; nor was there Viagra, Lipitor, Xanax, or Prozac. Medical imagery meant a crude x-ray; MRIs, CAT scans or ultrasound had yet to be invented. We keep more people alive to a sick and medically expensive old age than ever before.

      There's really only one practical way to stop the rise of insurance costs: find a way to keep the population healthier.

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    13. Re:Flying without passport? by fafalone · · Score: 1

      I'm not familiar with any commuter rail besides Amtrak that has any ID policy whatsoever. NJ Transit, LIRR, Metro-North you can buy tickets in cash on the platform or on the train without being asked for a name. There's no one to even ask before boarding, and the posted rules mention nothing about conductors being allowed to ask. Not familiar with the longer haul bus operators but NJT and NYCT buses are the same. If the TSA wants to raid them I'm not sure it actually imposes any more legal requirement on you than if a cop demands identification on a public sidewalk (which they can and frequently do, and in many places can detain you if you don't have an ID while they verify the name, which you're forced to give them, but that's not a transit issue).

    14. Re:Flying without passport? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you still can buy a major medical policy for $140/month. However, it doesn't qualify under the ACA, so you're going to pay a big penalty (sorry, a TAX) to the government for your non-compliance.

    15. Re:Flying without passport? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh you mean interacting with police? Where I'm from that always was common.

    16. Re:Flying without passport? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only place I was hit up by security and asked to show my "papers" was when I was in the subway passage on my way to the train station in Budapest heading for Vienna. While on the train between Ljubljana and Budapest all passengers were required to show their ID/Passports. Tickets were checked in Munich and Edinburgh.

    17. Re:Flying without passport? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flying without a passport (or ID card) was never possible as far as I knew, except when you stayed within one country or within the EU Schengen area. Travelling by train is still without registration by default and is completely anynymous when the tickets are paid with cash. When crossing a border, border patrol agents may ask for a passport, but I've had this only once in my life so far. I don't think they are allowed to register anything, though.

    18. Re:Flying without passport? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      within the EU Schengen area

      I remember queuing to get through the border between Holland and Germany.

      I remember forgetting my passport one day, and not realising until I was the other side of the border - they hadn't checked. I was people-smuggled back home.

    19. Re:Flying without passport? by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      When traveling â" by air or train â" without registering with authorities was possible?

      Actually you should've mentioned travelling INTERNATIONALLY was possible without a passport!

      I was quite stunned when I was hearing the US couple in the line ahead of me talking to the customs agent and saying they didn't have US passports, but they did have driver's licenses and other ID with them. The fact they were in Canada meant it was possible to travel internationally without a passport (they were presumably heading back to the US, since it was the US departures area of the airport).

      That always amazed me - I've always had a passport and always believed you needed one eo travel internationally.

      Anyhow, the big event that killed this is also something that most kids would not have seen, either. And most teens would've been too young when it happened. Yes, it happened that many years ago, back when the internet was barely struggling to stay up from everyone loading up news sites (and /. was one of the few that could get the word out, having actually decent infrastructure).

    20. Re:Flying without passport? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about driving someone to the airport and going with them all the way to their gate, or picking them up right at the gate? Back when airport security didn't require you to have a ticket, or check IDs, and the lines took maybe 5 minutes at the busiest of airports.

    21. Re:Flying without passport? by david_thornley · · Score: 2

      There's really only one practical way to stop the rise of insurance costs: find a way to keep the population healthier.

      There's other things that can be done.

      Drugs are often fantastically expensive in the US because there's not much effective pressure limiting them. Other countries generally negotiate prices for sales inside their borders. This is also complicated by FDA testing requirements that can be unduly expensive.

      Since there is no national health insurance or care policy, a lot of care happens in emergency rooms, where by law they can't turn someone away until they're stable. Not only is this a really expensive way to treat someone, it doesn't cover any sort of prevention or follow-up, so in many cases it's only possible to get the more expensive care. The emergency room won't keep you in insulin, but it will treat certain complications of your diabetes. Since it's not legal to require payment before treatment, and there's lots of people who can't afford sky-high rates for unnecessarily expensive medical care, it goes into the general cost of health care and health insurance.

      Again, since there is no national health insurance or care policy, there's a strong tendency for healthy people to try to avoid paying for health insurance, which means the rates have to be set higher because there's more care per policyholder.

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    22. Re:Flying without passport? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember when insurance was cheap, but health care costs have gone up faster than inflation every single year since 1960, and if you think about it, it makes sense....We keep more people alive to a sick and medically expensive old age than ever before.

      Actually, a study by the American Medical Association finds that:

      "Between 2000 and 2011, increase in price (particularly of drugs, medical devices, and hospital care), not intensity of service or demographic change, produced most of the increase in health's share of GDP" - The Anatomy of Health Care in the United States.

      Demographic change covers having more elderly people.

      In short, it's not the ageing of the population that causing MOST of the increase, it's other factors, factors which should be linked to inflation but somehow are rising much faster.

      There's really only one practical way to stop the rise of insurance costs: find a way to keep the population healthier.

      To the contrary, there's plenty of room for improvement, and with intelligent action we could lower health care costs. Massive reform of US legal practice, from the perspective of ethical practice of law and things like tort reform, would do a lot to fix matters. The overhead associated with the inability of the US legal profession to be ethical compounds across the complex logistics chains needed to provide healthcare. It's like compound interest, but it compounds from each stage of the logistics chain to the next.

      Businesses having to keep extra lawyers on retainer, having to pay liability insurance, and having to do all that other expensive defensive stuff to protect themselves - these things all affect the cost of their products. In addition to the overhead bubbling up through the logistics chains, problems with US legal ethics also directly affect health care end-stage costs in terms of malpractice insurance and doctor's over-prescribing expensive tests to protect themselves from suit.

      Admittedly, the legal ethics problems in US law also affect non-healthcare businesses - the same compounding across logistics chains is found - but the impact as not as large in terms of direct costs (people can do without many goods and services, health care is not as easily discarded). Instead we have jobs moving overseas, lower quality products, increased use of automation, increased concentration of wealth, and so forth. The USA actually has considerably fewer small businesses (and people people working in small businesses) than Europe, despite considerably higher EU taxes, in large part because of the overhead imposed by the US legal profession (which affects small business more than large) - but this isn't a direct cost the way we find in health care. People usually blame these problems on the "other party", not really understanding the economic issues involved (divide and conquer).

      We can see the impact of the legal ethics problems in other areas, such as doctor's salaries. US doctors make roughly 30% more than their Swiss counterparts, despite the average cost of living in Switzerland being considerably higher than in the US. That extra pay is needed to deal with things like malpractice insurance and the inflated costs of many things medical in the US.

      Most modern states spend 10-11% of GDP on health care, the US spends over 17% and it seems to be growing. In addition to the legal reform issues, US doctors currently have to pay for large staffs associated with billing customers. Then there's the issue that US health care companies create an enormous increase in the costs associated with health care - a lot of money taken from the public gets funnelled to the right. Taken all together, there's a huge amount of room for improvement.

      Since the right to ethical practice of law can certainly be considered an universal and inalienable right in any state based on the rule of law, it follows that reform is a legal requirement: the current status quo in US law violates the Bill of Rights.

    23. Re:Flying without passport? by dywolf · · Score: 1

      Amtrak is not a government agency.

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      The guy who said the election was rigged won the presidency with the second-most votes.
    24. Re:Flying without passport? by dywolf · · Score: 1

      if you had insurance for 140 a month, hen you had one of two things:
      a) crap insurance worth less than its cost.
      b) a unicorn that would have undergone a market correction eventually anyway.

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      The guy who said the election was rigged won the presidency with the second-most votes.
    25. Re:Flying without passport? by mi · · Score: 1

      It just had a $10K per year deductible, after which I was covered 100% at any hospital and any doctor.

      So the cost for me was $1680 per year if I stayed healthy and no more than $11680 even if I fell seriously ill. Thus, even at the worst case scenario it was still cheaper than the best case scenario for the plans available today — which cost upwards $1000/month and yet still have large deductibles and limit your choices of providers to the insurers' "networks".

      Was not a unicorn — was available through the National Association of Self-Employed to anyone doing business as a contractor. $140 is what I started at at the end of nineties. It was slowly growing each year and then jumped to well over $200 because RomneyCare in Massachusetts inexplicably declared deductibles in excess of $5K illegal (I think, that threshold was forced down to like $2K aftwards) — instantly raising the premiums... Thank you, Statists.

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  7. Demoscene stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Direct hardware programming, doing it all yourself and crafting your own algorithms, using bit shifting/swapping/masking, working your way around memory segments and interrupts

    1. Re:Demoscene stuff by mikael · · Score: 1

      CGA/EGA/VGA programming. Those were the fast moving days; Hercules monochrome cards, CGA four color 320x200 modes. Your card could display 16 colors, but only 4 at any time, so it was a choice of four palettes. EGA allowed 16 colors, VGA did 320x200x256,or 640x480x16 then SVGA with accelerated pix-blitting for 800x600x256 and upwards. You needed a multi-sync monitor to handle all those modes. The MK_FP macro to make a far pointer to access the VGA memory space. then the SSE/AVX Intel instructions to do vector processing on images.

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    2. Re:Demoscene stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, but devs figured out since most people were using tvs instead of monitors, they could fuzz the colors a bit with thin dotted black lines and get an effective ~256 colors.

    3. Re:Demoscene stuff by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, PEEK and POKE directly into memory! I remember making my own "flip-book frame" animation that way, making my own little drawing program, then another part to snap the "frame" into a peek/poke routine to record and do playback.

      Back then I also ran into the "hard limit" of lines of code in QBasic, had to learn writing all the data to floppy and loading it back in. I wrote a "campaign creator" for DnD using the various source manuals, each "tab" was actually a different program and they just read from a data file when switching between them. Towns, cities, inns, pubs, random names, creature encounters...Any source book that had a chart in it I stuck in there. All on my 512kb 4.77XT clone.

    4. Re:Demoscene stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      int 10 mode 13h.

  8. smoking pot on airplanes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only three black and white channels because of the coat hanger rabbit ears. The sign off at the end of the TV day. Needing to wait a week to see the next episode of a cartoon.

    1. Re:smoking pot on airplanes by toonces33 · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid, I was in a rural area and we only had one. If it wasn't NBC, we didn't get it. My first school didn't have indoor plumbing. There was a hand-pump out in the yard, and outhouses way in back.

    2. Re:smoking pot on airplanes by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      I trolled my daughter by telling her they used to shut the internet down at midnight to let it cool and drain off the excess voltage. And we only had B&W GIFs on the pages.

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      Just junk food for thought...
  9. Rotary dial on a party line... by bobbied · · Score: 2

    Oh yea, I lived that one. It was one step up from the crank, talk to the switchboard operator thing...

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    "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
    1. Re:Rotary dial on a party line... by HockeyPuck · · Score: 2

      "Number please....."

    2. Re:Rotary dial on a party line... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've used a manual phone as recently as the late 1990s. It didn't have a crank -- you picked it up and waited for the operator to go on the line. It looked like a normal 1970s desk phone with no dial.

      Granted, this was in a rural part of Eastern Europe, not North America.

    3. Re:Rotary dial on a party line... by WillgasM · · Score: 2

      When my dad was a kid, the telephones ran over two strands of barbed wire fence. That all came to an end when farmers started putting in metal corner posts.

    4. Re:Rotary dial on a party line... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still own an old black bakelite rotary dial - it's more a novelty than anything else but it does work. It's hooked to a dial gizmo (converts pulse to tone) that is plugged into the voip line on the modem. The only tricky bit is that you need to dial fast or it will time out.

      I also own a crank phone: hooking that up is one of my "one day, when I have spare time" projects. I've already prototyped a circuit that "charges up" a set of LEDs (0-9) as you crank the generator to select numbers. The next step is to store the sequence of numbers so they can be (tone) dialed when the cranking stops for some pre-determined time. Now I just need to (a) find spare time and (b) convince wife/kids that wanting to spend some of my spare time on my own hobbies isn't the worst thing in the world :)

    5. Re:Rotary dial on a party line... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Just for kicks, I've got a Model 500 phone and one of these.

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    6. Re:Rotary dial on a party line... by k6mfw · · Score: 1

      Reminds me I need to wire up a dial phone to call a friend to tell her she's wrong. She does consultant work on phone systems, mentioned equipment that responds to pulse dialing has been removed. I have a 1980s answering machine, tape is dead but I still use it as a phone. There is a switch below to select tone or pulse, I tried pulse mode and it worked (probably not for long). So gotta connect that Model 500 telephone. Show how to dial a number (i.e. you old timers remember the ads "dial before you dig"), also how you pick up and hang up the telephone. And it rings with real bells.

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    7. Re:Rotary dial on a party line... by MoaDweeb · · Score: 2

      Party line number 304D Ring: Two short, one long.

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      New Zealanders are well balanced with a chip on each shoulder. One represents Australia, the other the rest of the world
    8. Re:Rotary dial on a party line... by slew · · Score: 1

      "Number please....."

      Number? Murray Hill 5-9975... ;^)

    9. Re:Rotary dial on a party line... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sooner or later, someone will make a smartphone dialer that responds to voice commands like "operator, get me a line to timmy in whereever the hell he is"...

    10. Re:Rotary dial on a party line... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember being a kid and watching a remote camp in texas hook on to the fence to make a call. I thought that was pretty cool. This would have been early 80s and I'm not sure if they actually made a real call or just the equivalent of picking up a phone on a party line because I remember they were very specific about the time they had to call.

  10. The ol' clicker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Supposedly, my goofy uncle used to bother his brothers and sisters by banging on some exposed pipes while they were watching TV; the noise caused the TV to change the channel.

    1. Re:The ol' clicker by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Supposedly, my goofy uncle used to bother his brothers and sisters by banging on some exposed pipes while they were watching TV; the noise caused the TV to change the channel.

      That was because they had a remote control that used "tuning forks" (tuned metal bars), that emitted ultrasonic sounds the TV was designed to "hear".

      We had an old Zenith TV that had a three-command Ultrasonic Remote: Cycle through 3 levels of Volume, Up Channel, Down Channel. I accidently found a metal bar that mimicked the Channel Up function, much like those pipes.

  11. Dumb reddit shit for PHONES ARE BAD people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone who is not mentally challenged would understand every one of those things. I'm using mentally challenged in the literal sense, every one of these things is logical and takes, if even needed, one simple sentence to "explain".

    1. Re: Dumb reddit shit for PHONES ARE BAD people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you don't spend a lot of time talking with iPhone toting selfie-addicted millenials. Talk about mentally challenged

  12. Believe it or not by mcmonkey · · Score: 1, Troll

    There was a time when a President of the USA accepting money from foreign governments was serious enough that he'd at least try to hide it.

    1. Re:Believe it or not by sexconker · · Score: 1

      There was a time when a President of the USA accepting money from foreign governments was serious enough that he'd at least try to hide it.

      So do you have evidence of a US President accepting money from a foreign government?

    2. Re: Believe it or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill Clinton 1996 reelection campaign. Money was from China and what do you know, commerce Department approved the sale of "satellite" launch technology.

    3. Re:Believe it or not by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      There was a time when a President of the USA accepting money from foreign governments was serious enough that he'd at least try to hide it.

      PERFECT!

    4. Re:Believe it or not by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      There was a time when a President of the USA accepting money from foreign governments was serious enough that he'd at least try to hide it.

      So do you have evidence of a US President accepting money from a foreign government?

      No; but only because he won't divulge his Tax Returns...

    5. Re:Believe it or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A commentator on an opinion panel for CNN said it could have happened, therefore there is complete irrefutable proof that it did happen.

      Why wont anyone listen to the truth and impeach!

    6. Re:Believe it or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, She didn't win.

    7. Re:Believe it or not by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      Yep.
      Trump tower financed in part by Russian Oligarchs
      Do try again!

    8. Re:Believe it or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a time when a President of the USA accepting money from foreign governments was serious enough that he'd at least try to hide it.

      So do you have evidence of a US President accepting money from a foreign government?

      I've seen at least a half-dozen foreign dignitaries say they bought "Dreams From My Father".

    9. Re:Believe it or not by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      Clinton and nuclear secrets to China. Bush and Saudi Arabia Obama and probably everyone. No idea about Trump.

  13. Reel to reel magnetic tape by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    At a previous job, we used to get NOAA ocean data on tape. Along with the tape came a piece of paper telling you what the header and record sizes were on that tape because none of it was standardized - the (FORTRAN) program I'd written to read the tape had to be tweaked each time.

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  14. PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOADING...

    1. Re:PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I told my roommate's teenage daughters that you used to be able to buy a videotape and put it in the VCR, and the movie would start playing immediately. They thought that was great.

      Remember when you could click the channel up or down button on the remote, and the channel would change INSTANTLY?

      You could turn on the TV and it would start showing a picture and playing sound INSTANTLY?

      You could change incoming video sources INSTANTLY?

      It seems all this new-fangled digital crap makes me wait wait wait all the time...

    2. Re:PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by skids · · Score: 1

      Remember when you could click the channel up or down button on the remote, and the channel would change INSTANTLY?

      As far as I remember, the TV never came on instantly... if the TV was not too bungled by crapware to do so, it was old enough to be a CRT and need to warm up.

      I do remember our first remote remote that had only one button. It would turn the physical knob on the TV one click clockwise. If you missed your channel, you had to go all the way around the dial. You had to get up and go over to the set to turn the TV on or off or change bands between UHF and VHF.

    3. Re:PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by olsmeister · · Score: 1

      We only got a 2-3 off-airs, the rest of the channels were static. My brothers and I, when we wanted to change channels would walk over to the TV (no remote), grab the dial and rapidly spin it until we saw the channel flash by on the TV screen, and then back it off one or two clicks because we'd overshot. My dad would then yell at us not to do that because they were not meant to be turned that fast and we were going to break it.
      I guess now, were I in his shoes, I probably would say the same thing but we did that for years and years on many different TV's, and you know what? Not a single dial ever broke.

    4. Re:PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember when you could click the channel up or down button on the remote, and the channel would change INSTANTLY?

      As far as I remember, the TV never came on instantly... if the TV was not too bungled by crapware to do so, it was old enough to be a CRT and need to warm up.

      I do remember our first remote remote that had only one button. It would turn the physical knob on the TV one click clockwise. If you missed your channel, you had to go all the way around the dial. You had to get up and go over to the set to turn the TV on or off or change bands between UHF and VHF.

      Yeah I used to have a refurb hospital TV that did the same thing-with a welded support cage/frame inside! At least the metal was away from the flyback xfmr & horizontal output tube. BTW, we all seem to be capitalizing the initialism "TV"! Darn, did it again!

    5. Re:PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I remember, the TV never came on instantly... if the TV was not too bungled by crapware to do so, it was old enough to be a CRT and need to warm up.

      There was a brief window where LCD/plasma TVs weren't burdened by all those crazy features.

      I have a Samsung HDTV I got in 2008, it turns on in about a second.

    6. Re:PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last CRT TV that I had turned on faster than my current LCD model. And changing the chanel was instantaneous -- you'd see the picture at the very next frame. Modern TVs have to wait until the next keyframe or something, sometimes taking several seconds to change channel.

      dom

    7. Re:PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOAD *.*,8,1

    8. Re:PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My family had a TV where the dial basically broke off. You could turn the dial, but it didn't change the channel. We had to change the channel using pliers.
      That worked until we managed to squish that pretty bad.

    9. Re: PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOAD âoe*â,8,1

    10. Re:PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 2

      LOADING...

      LOAD 8,1

    11. Re:PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      I told my roommate's teenage daughters that you used to be able to buy a videotape and put it in the VCR, and the movie would start playing immediately. They thought that was great.

      Remember when you could click the channel up or down button on the remote, and the channel would change INSTANTLY?

      You could turn on the TV and it would start showing a picture and playing sound INSTANTLY?

      You could change incoming video sources INSTANTLY?

      It seems all this new-fangled digital crap makes me wait wait wait all the time...

      Remember when a fast-moving scene, a pan, or an explosion on TV didn't momentarily devolve into pixellated crap?

      Remember when the word "Pixellated" didn't exist?

    12. Re: PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by Ken_g6 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you could instantly start playing the previews for other movies. At least you could fast forward to the movie, watch it, and then rewind to beginning of the movie so you could start there next time.

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    13. Re: PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      load "*",8,1

    14. Re:PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Remember when a fast-moving scene, a pan, or an explosion on TV didn't momentarily devolve into pixellated crap?

      Instead the vertical hold would get lost and the picture would start flipping around.

    15. Re:PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember when a fast-moving scene, a pan, or an explosion on TV didn't momentarily devolve into pixellated crap?

      Instead the vertical hold would get lost and the picture would start flipping around.

      We called that rolling, and one of the kids was always a "roll adjuster", laying on the floor, waiting for the old Arvin to threaten with a black bar.

    16. Re:PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha granpa go shit in diapers haha

    17. Re:PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by Miser · · Score: 1

      OLD CS1

      (this is probably too short ... filling in .... for a TI 99/4A)

    18. Re:PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      The later models would turn on in a couple of seconds, though. First they had pre-heaters that kept the tube filaments on all the time at a low voltage so they took less time to heat up; later fast-heating cathodes were developed that needed less warm-up time. But my family's first TV took nearly 30 seconds to come on from a cold start; that set was all tubes, not just the CRT.

    19. Re: PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm old enough to remember when VHS movies didn't *have* previews on them... or if they did, they were at the end of the tape.

      Of course, you could always bust open the case and splice the tape manually, but it usually wasn't worth the effort.

      I had a VCR that would auto-rewind to 0000 counter, so by resetting the counter at the beginning of the movie, you could auto-rewind after and be all cued up for next time.

    20. Re:PRESS PLAY ON TAPE by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      I remember a remote that drove the motor moving the dial on the TV.
      Complete with "Whirr chunk"

  15. remote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I WAS the remote, you insensitive clod!

  16. The nostalgia of inconvenience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People miss being able to do things.

    1. Re:The nostalgia of inconvenience by Tailhook · · Score: 1

      Walk your doggie and ride your bicycle. Everything else is banned.

      Oh, and "leaded or unleaded."

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    2. Re:The nostalgia of inconvenience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can only imagine how clogged our sinuses and lungs were by cigarette smoke and leaded gasoline. Today, I can smell a cigarette 50 meters away.

    3. Re: The nostalgia of inconvenience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't miss cigarette smoke everywhere. I DO miss having a world relatively free of people trying to tell you how to live your life, what to say and how to say it, and trying to make everything they disapprove of illegal though.

  17. My life was those... by XSportSeeker · · Score: 1

    BananaCom, ICQ, Powwow, The Palace, Tsunami, connecting to BBSs after midnight to download .mod songs, Dr. Sbaitso, Fantavision.... I could go on and on

    1. Re:My life was those... by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      Setting up FidoNet on your BBS, and learning the hard way just how much "local long distance" per-minute charges are...

  18. Tube checker at the drug store by SteveSgt · · Score: 1

    Every month or two, it seemed, when the TV started having problems, my Dad and I would take all of its glass tubes out of their sockets and take them down to the drug store or hardware store to test them. Usually, we found one that was weak or bad, and bought a replacement on the spot. My Dad preferred RCA tubes, but I liked the look of the Philips boxes better. We took them all home and put them back into the TV. It always worked after we did that. A couple of times, while I was still in grade school, I was allowed to do this all by myself, which made me feel pretty important.

    When color TVs finally became affordable, they were all-transister except for the picture tube, and so this little ritual ended.

    1. Re:Tube checker at the drug store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the late 90s, I remember stopping at a mom & pop convenience/auto parts/pharmacy/post office out in the boonies; tucked away in a corner was a tube tester. It was the last one I ever saw. I was tempted to try it out with one of the boxed tubes.

    2. Re:Tube checker at the drug store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly enough, you can still find tube testers if you need one. I've seen a couple of them looking clean and well-maintained at guitar stores in Hollywood and Sonoma County, CA, in Brooklyn, and in Austin.

    3. Re:Tube checker at the drug store by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I had a TV set with three IF stages. When it got so weak that I couldn't get a signal in, I swapped the (weak) tube from the first IF stage with the stronger tube in the third stage. It made all the difference, and the signal got stronger and could be viewed.

      The first IF stage was doing the heavy lifting so the strongest tube needed to be at that stage.

    4. Re:Tube checker at the drug store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the bad tube was 99% guaranteed to be the 6CM5 that drove the flyback transformer :). No I'm not that old, yes repairing old tube gear is a hobby, and marginal/bad 6CM5s are one tube I know by sight.

      (And if it wasn't the 6CM5 then there was a good chance you had a bad coupling cap or 10 that was slowly killing your set).

    5. Re:Tube checker at the drug store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably should have offered to buy it: about 3 years ago I sold a tube tested on ebay for $1500. Admittedly it was a top of the line late 60s model but even the older models can go for a decent price.

    6. Re:Tube checker at the drug store by SteveSgt · · Score: 1

      My Dad occasionally knew which tube was causing the misbehavior and would then just take that one to test.

      By the time I might been old enough to acquire that knowledge, very little new home entertainment equipment with vacuum tubes was being sold.

    7. Re:Tube checker at the drug store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first color TVs were round tube CRT's, mounted in a square housing. They had horizontal oscillators you could hear, until you got past 30 yo.

  19. Paying a toll in person... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

    More and more roads are going electronic toll only. Fortunately, there's still generally an option to buy and top up the toll tag itself with cash.

    1. Re:Paying a toll in person... by SteveSgt · · Score: 1

      Communities will only eliminate the cash option if they want to totally discourage tourism by automobile.

    2. Re:Paying a toll in person... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Well, we're already doing this by Draconian border rules for tourists to the US.

      This being said, availability of cash payment options is one of the benefits of illegal immigration in the US. As long as there's an "unbanked" population, cash won't entirely disappear, especially not in areas that have a large such population.

    3. Re:Paying a toll in person... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      What are you on about? I've travelled all over the world without worrying about crap like "cash" at a toll machine and never once considered the fact that I don't need to carry around useless local currency as a discouragement.

    4. Re:Paying a toll in person... by skids · · Score: 1

      Here they made it difficult to pre-pay rather than allow automatic billing... you had to putz around on the website and read a long document to figure out how. Also, if you pre-pay and your account runs dry, they fine you more than they would charge a pay-by-plate driver who never entered the system, which is bullshit.

      I think they have a cash option even still, but what they really want and try to get is the ability to draw money directly out of your account. After all, what could possibly go wrong? ....

    5. Re:Paying a toll in person... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Around here, they just send you a bill in the mail if you don't have a tag. The tollbooths are long gone, if not for the signs you wouldn't even realize you were entering a toll road.

    6. Re:Paying a toll in person... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Here, literally every pharmacy and cell store takes money for toll refills. You can also buy pre-paid toll tags and don't have to tie them to a plate # at all -- nice if you have a rental car and don't want to pay the exorbitant fees charged by the car company.

    7. Re:Paying a toll in person... by SteveSgt · · Score: 1

      So you have bought the transponder for a dozen different municipalities, or have you just not gone anywhere that only accepts pre-payment by those transponders. You apparently had some vending machine to stick your card into?

      There are systems around the USA where if you cross a bridge or drive on a toll road without a transponder, they will photo your license plate and fine you for toll evasion.

    8. Re:Paying a toll in person... by gtall · · Score: 1

      A wad of local currency can come in handy. Once in Poland I had left my passport at the hotel, but I found this out on the train to Warsaw. I got off at the next stop and attempted to purchase a ticket back to the town of the hotel from the woman behind the glass at the station and promptly handed her my credit card. No good, I try a second card. Nope. A third card, nope. I didn't speak Polish and she didn't speak English. After much English and Polish back and forth, when I finally cottoned on she couldn't fix the problem, I slapped a wad of zlotys on the deck. Big smile, got ticket, went back, got passport, got ticket to Warsaw, deja vu for the half of the journey I recently experienced.

    9. Re:Paying a toll in person... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Here's the problem with this: rental cars.

      They send the RENTAL CAR COMPANY the bill, which then deducts the toll amount with a $10 processing fee for each toll from your credit card.

      You can use the rental car company's toll tag, but that usually comes with an extra fee as well. The way around it is to get your own pre-paid toll tag.

    10. Re:Paying a toll in person... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, if we didn't have to fund prison cells, hospital beds, and school seats for illegals and their progeny, we could reallocate that money to transportation, and not have to pay tolls at all. Maybe we could even afford nice things like bullet trains, like the anti-immigration Japanese were able to build decades ago.

      Illegal immigration is not a net positive. If it was, Mexico would be building a wall on their northern border to keep all their people in.

    11. Re:Paying a toll in person... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More and more roads are going electronic toll only. Fortunately, there's still generally an option to buy and top up the toll tag itself with cash.

      Can't wait for them to get rid of the last of them, so tired of that one jackass fumbling for change holding up the whole line of people with I-Passes. Also they're almost never out-of-staters judging by the plates and driving nice enough cars that they can easily afford the transponder that even the ghetto rides have.

    12. Re:Paying a toll in person... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Maybe they want privacy, not a tracking device in their car.

      Also, how do they hold you up? There are usually different lanes for cash pay and transponder.

    13. Re:Paying a toll in person... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Illegal immigration provides an avenue for anonymity and a cash economy in an increasingly fearful and controlled society.

    14. Re:Paying a toll in person... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Can you explain how they fine people if they are just visiting, and their license plate is from an area outside of the jurisdiction of the state?

    15. Re:Paying a toll in person... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      I think I haven't seen a road toll in over three decades.

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    16. Re:Paying a toll in person... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      They can't make you pay it, but you have to be sure you're never going back to that state.

    17. Re:Paying a toll in person... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they want privacy, not a tracking device in their car.

      Also, how do they hold you up? There are usually different lanes for cash pay and transponder.

      They're gradually expanding the ramps but there are still a lot of on-ramps in this area where there is only one lane and one toll booth: if you have a transponder you just slow down until the light flashes you to sail through but if you're paying by coin you have to stop (or you could have read the sign that reminds you that you can go online, put in your plate number, and pay the tolls that way.) Those people who stop cause a traffic jam every time, especially as they never have change ready before getting on the tollway and are sitting there counting or searching while horns are blaring at them.

    18. Re:Paying a toll in person... by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      States / provinces have reciprocal agreements. That said, for one or two uses they're usually too lazy to bother sending the bill (it is not a fine, it is the regular toll charge), so it is essentially free for tourists. Drove over some toll bridge that only tolled by plate photo in Quebec, and parked in a park-and-ride in MA that sent a bill by plate, still haven't gotten the bills for either.

    19. Re:Paying a toll in person... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Er... why? Do they have police waiting at all the borders for any car that didn't pay its toll, ready to pull it over?

    20. Re:Paying a toll in person... by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      There's a particularly shitty racket regarding this in Puerto Rico. The tags are unique to PR, and the only way to pay tolls on the interstate-grade highways. So, the rental car companies will not only charge a fee on each toll use, but if you use even one toll, they will charge a per-day fee for the transponder (something like $8), even for days you did not use a toll. So if I drive out to the boonies on day 1, and drive back on day 10, I will pay $80 plus ~$5 in fees in addition to the tolls totaling maybe $4.

      On the other hand, it's a nice way to bilk tourists while giving locals a massive discount on tolls.

    21. Re:Paying a toll in person... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      That's what I was getting at... it's not typically feasible to send the bills to every foreign jurisdiction, so visitors always get a free pass, and the local users effectively subsidize them. The post to which I responded did not leave any room for exemption for out-of-state plates, however, which is why I challenged the point.

    22. Re:Paying a toll in person... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      So you have bought the transponder for a dozen different municipalities, or have you just not gone anywhere that only accepts pre-payment by those transponders.

      I've yet to find a place in America where the hire car doesn't come with the transponder. Or Australia, Spain, China, etc. And on the one case in America where the transponder didn't work, every machine happily accepted a credit card.

      "cash" is a dying concept.

    23. Re:Paying a toll in person... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Sure it can, but you wouldn't have been stuck. I'll bet you a Marsbar that your local train station would have had somewhere that takes a card and converts it to cash. ... kind of like every toll booth I've seen in the past 15 years.

    24. Re: Paying a toll in person... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drive around northern Va or DC highways and you are bound to hit one.

    25. Re:Paying a toll in person... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a rental car company try to charge me for road tolls that I had paid for in cash at the toll both. I informed them I paid in cash and they asked for a copy of the receipt -- No receipt possible because they were unmanned, where you threw the change into a funnel to be counted. I refused to pay their extortion even with threat of credit ding.

    26. Re:Paying a toll in person... by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      They do not fine you for toll evasion, they send you a regular bill and a due date (usually by the end of the month). If you register with the system a prior, you get a small discount. I've done multiple cross country trips this year and have gotten dozens of these.It's no big deal.

    27. Re:Paying a toll in person... by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      I've done this a lot. They send you a toll bill, not a fine.You get that if you don't pay the toll.

    28. Re:Paying a toll in person... by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Sure it is. It costs the same amount to mail to San Jose as it does to Boston,MA. I got a bill for crossing the Golden Gate Bridge last spring. Not only that, but there were no toll booths at or for the bridge.

    29. Re:Paying a toll in person... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I wasn't getting at the cost of mailing, I was talking about the administrative costs associated with identifying who owns the out-of-state plate in the first place.

      Unless states have standing agreements with eachother to share access to eachother's databases, of course.

      But then what about plates on cars from not just out of state, but out of country?

    30. Re:Paying a toll in person... by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      Hunter-killer drones with facial recognition...because not paying tolls is punishable by death. We are implementing the Draco the Greek version of law enforcement now.

    31. Re:Paying a toll in person... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      How do they know where to send it if it's a plate from another jurisdiction? I'm pretty sure that cars from Canada, for instance, are getting a free pass because the provinces sure as heck aren't giving the US any info on their drivers so they know where to send the bill. Heck, the provinces don't even give info on their drivers to other provinces unless there is a criminal investigation that is being conducted under federal jurisdiction. Toll bridges in BC, for example, can be crossed by anyone outside of BC for no cost, and the residents of that province have to subsidize such usage.

    32. Re:Paying a toll in person... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't the rental car coming with a transponder. It's rackets that overcharge for use of said transponder, beyond the actual toll amount.

    33. Re:Paying a toll in person... by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but they do. Probably something to do with computers. And they send you a picture of your car and license plate as you go across the line.

    34. Re:Paying a toll in person... by rainer_d · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, if we didn't have to fund prison cells, hospital beds, and school seats for illegals and their progeny, we could reallocate that money to transportation, and not have to pay tolls at all. Maybe we could even afford nice things like bullet trains, like the anti-immigration Japanese were able to build decades ago.

      Illegal immigration is not a net positive. If it was, Mexico would be building a wall on their northern border to keep all their people in.

      I would agree that your sentiment that illegal immigration not being a net positive is probably true.
      But the assumption that if it didn't exist, the money would be available to more reasonable use is absurd.

      That is not the way things work. At least not in most parts of the world.
      And certainly not in the US.

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    35. Re:Paying a toll in person... by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      That is what my original comment regarding reciprocal agreements was getting at. Some states that don't have tolls (I think Vermont is one) do not enter into those agreements, so residents from those states get essentially free use of pay by plate infrastructure. The rest of us, in theory, will get a bill in the mail. For example the Internets are full of people in NY and other states reporting the outrageous bills for Ontario 407 - they are privatised and the most expensive per mile toll road in North America, so it is always in their financial interest to collect on everyone.

    36. Re:Paying a toll in person... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but how do they know where to send the picture to?

    37. Re:Paying a toll in person... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      They don't have police waiting at the borders, but if you have dealings with the police they're likely to run a check on you. If so, they're likely to haul you in, because unpaid tickets usually eventually turn into arrest warrants.

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  20. Wow by walterhpdx · · Score: 1

    the smell of purple mimeograph ink

    Oh man... That brings back memories of high school.

    1. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the smell of purple mimeograph ink

      Oh man... That brings back memories of high school.

      Wow! You must be older than ME! That dissappeared in early grade school for me, and I'm 61!

    2. Re:Wow by mmdurrant · · Score: 1
      Must have been a regional thing. I'm in my 30s and went to school in the "city" part of Idaho and we had purple "dittos" up until 3rd grade.

      Reading this thread has brought back a lot of weird memories.

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  21. my god by Nick · · Score: 1

    I remember all of these examples

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    1. Re:my god by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      Try these...

      How many squirts would you like in your soda?
      Tape a penny to the needle?
      Drive in?
      Penny loafer?
      Foosball?

    2. Re:my god by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Oh *that's* what I was doing wrong. I used to tape a Penny loafer to my needle.

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  22. Oh, boy.. by aix+tom · · Score: 1

    I remember ... .. No Internet at all, browsing through library cards to find information...
    .. Having to decide which city to call long distance to connect to CompuServe...
    .. logging into the Library of congress to look up things via telnet...
    .. Listening to the modem connect sounds...
    .. being disconnected from all that, because grandma picked up the phone in the other room...
    .. dialling on a rotary phone...
    .. trying (and failing) to transit C64 datasette tapes via a phone line...
    .. Damn, I'm old.

    1. Re:Oh, boy.. by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      The NY Public Library telnet catalog used to be called NYPLgate ... pronounced "nipplegate." Someone had a sense of humor when they named the server.

    2. Re:Oh, boy.. by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Once modems got up to 4800 baud, their handshakes sounded like alien ringtones. Loved them. Gotta write a song using them someday.

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    3. Re:Oh, boy.. by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Once modems got up to 4800 baud, their handshakes sounded like alien ringtones. Loved them. Gotta write a song using them someday.

      Oh yeah, and line printers. Great rythyms. Pre-hip-hop.

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    4. Re:Oh, boy.. by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      You're not that old yet.
      Listening to a modem dial is only 20 to 25 years ago.

      * Remember 8 track cassettes?
      * Reel to reel recorders? (not pro studio models, they lasted longer)
      * Black & white television?
      * Mechanical adding machines? (my dad had two of them)

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  23. My parents' remote control by Snotnose · · Score: 5, Informative

    Whichever of us kids was closest to the TV.

    1. Re:My parents' remote control by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Two knobs. One for UHF Chanel's (2-13+VHS) and VHS (14-72?) you would switch the knob to the correct channel and then there a dial behind the know to adjust the analog single to get optimal strength. If you played with the dial enough sometimes you can pick up channels outside your normal viewing range, they will be fuzzy but you can get some sound and image.

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    2. Re:My parents' remote control by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      >VHS (14-72?)

      At one point it went into the 80s. Later on the high channels got reassigned to 60 (In Toronto, CITY-TV started out as 79 and was later moved to 57). I'm not sure if that was due to problems with interference or simply a re-purposing of the frequency range.

    3. Re:My parents' remote control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The circle of life continues. I now tell my kids to change the volume or the input on our TV. I could use the remote ... if I knew where the damn thing was.

      captcha: parasite
      Hey, that hurts!

    4. Re:My parents' remote control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember buying a 20" TV around the 1990's. They had a built in cable decoder, so no cable box was required. But they only went up to 60 channels. So the channels had to be reassigned. Every year we would get adhesive labels with the channel names and numbers arranged in a list.

    5. Re:My parents' remote control by swillden · · Score: 1

      One for UHF Chanel's (2-13+VHS) and VHS (14-72?)

      VHF, not VHS, and you have them reversed. Very High Frequency channels were 2-13, UHF channels were 14-83. (I'll admit I had to look the upper limit of UHF up, though I knew it was 80-something).

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    6. Re:My parents' remote control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was also the antenna half the time...

    7. Re:My parents' remote control by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      >VHS (14-72?)

      At one point it went into the 80s. Later on the high channels got reassigned to 60 (In Toronto, CITY-TV started out as 79 and was later moved to 57). I'm not sure if that was due to problems with interference or simply a re-purposing of the frequency range.

      UHF was from 14 to 83

    8. Re:My parents' remote control by k6mfw · · Score: 1

      UHF was from 14 to 83

      ever tried tuning to 2-way radios from 14 to 20? or cellphones in 71 and up?

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    9. Re:My parents' remote control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean VHF - Very High Frequency.

    10. Re:My parents' remote control by sjames · · Score: 1

      Two knobs, VHF for channels 2-13 and a U to select UHF channels. The VHF knob had detents so it made a solid clunk sound as you changed channels. It had a fine tuning ring around it. The UHF was free turning and took a good many turns to go from channel 14 to channel 80, so it could take a while to get to the right channel. Since it had no detents, it was also used to fine tune UHF.

      Since it was all analog, the tuner was very susceptible to the slightest bit of wear on the selector, so once you tuned the channel as close as possible it would sometimes take a few good slaps to the side of the TV to get the horizontal and vertical hold to lock on. Yes kids, slapping the TV actually had a chance of helping matters, it wasn't JUST frustration.

      If that didn't do it, you had to go to the V. Hold and H. Hold knobs on the back. Someone who could see the screen would tell you how it was doing while you adjusted.

      If you were in a fringe area you might have a motorized outdoor antenna you could re-aim with a knob. Otherwise you might have rabbit ears with a loop for UHF to try adjusting, including adding and subtracting bits of foil.

    11. Re:My parents' remote control by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 2

      Whichever of us kids was closest to the TV.

      Also, voice-child-interface-latency aside, TV channel changes where *INSTANT*.

      None of that waiting a second in case you're typing a multi-digit channel number; which was bad enough...

      And none of that taking for f-u-c-k-i-n-g E-V-A-H HDMI/HDCP/whatever-it-is negotiation/hand-shaking.

      Bloody modern technology! Back in my day... etc... we may have only had three TV channels to choose, and even those only transmitted during the day... but we was happy then!

      Lawn etc etc.

    12. Re:My parents' remote control by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      UHF was from 14 to 83

      ever tried tuning to 2-way radios from 14 to 20? or cellphones in 71 and up?

      Can't say as I have...

    13. Re:My parents' remote control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chanel's (2-13+VHS) and VHS (14-72?)

      That's the opposite of what I remember: that the VHF selector had the low channels + UHF selector mode, and the UHF selector had all of the higher channels.

    14. Re:My parents' remote control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VHS = Video Home System -a popular recordable cassette tape format introduced by JVC
      UHF = Ultra High Frequency.

      Never seen an analog tuner dial marked anywhere with "VHS"
      But I do remember a VHS deck with analog VHF+UHF dials

    15. Re:My parents' remote control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ch 2-13 VHF
      Ch 14- 82 UHF
      Clickers were actually ultrasonic devices, thus the 'click' when the button was pressed and a tiny hammer hit the pipes inside. No batteries needed, though. Motors in the TV would turn the tuner, volume control and a relay controlled power to everything but the remote circuit. All in a real wood cabinet. Smaller 'bedroom' TVs were in a metal cabinet. When the power supply had a problem, you could get a shock just touching the side of the TV.
      Remember the first video disc players? Had needles, not lasers.

    16. Re:My parents' remote control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gahh. VHF was 2-13, UHF was 14-83 or so; UHF was usually analog, so you just rotated it until the station came in. The station new it's assigned frequency, but the number on the dial was just a hint.

      VHS was the video cassette recording standard opposing Betamax.

  24. Backing up Commodore 64 tape games.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. with a dual casette recorder and a watch screwdriver to tune in the heads by ear.

  25. The irony, it BURNS! by Thud457 · · Score: 2

    Whoops, the dead media list at Bruce Stirling's Dead Media Project 404s.

    Luckilly, Archive.Org is on the case!

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    1. Re:The irony, it BURNS! by mmdurrant · · Score: 1

      Whooooooa. I had completely forgotten about the little hand-cranked film thing I had as a kid. Thanks for posting this.

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  26. REALLY Old VCR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our first VCR (a JVC) had a hatch on the top near the front. Underneath was an array of ten knobs and dials to set which channels it could receive. That is, you couldn't just pick any channel you wanted, you had to manually tune each channel by setting it's band and fine-tuning it with a small knob. You could set up ten. In front was a removable plastic strip with punch-out numbers where you would fill in the channels you programmed in. When you set it up and put the strip back in, a light would come on behind each number so you could see what channel it was set to. The only display was the vacuum-florescent time display which, I'm pretty sure, was surplus from a digital clock.

    Also fun - the control panel with the transport controls would pop off and become the remote control. If you loose the remote, you're SOL if you want to control the thing. Also, the indicator that a tape was inside was mechanical - if a tape was in the transport the dust flaps would close differently and a red tape would appear between them.

    It's somewhat amazing the thing worked at all. I don't think it had any sort of microcontroller or anything - pretty sure it was all logic gates and a few timer chips.

    1. Re:REALLY Old VCR by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Our first VCR (a JVC) had a hatch on the top near the front. Underneath was an array of ten knobs and dials to set which channels it could receive. That is, you couldn't just pick any channel you wanted, you had to manually tune each channel by setting it's band and fine-tuning it with a small knob. You could set up ten. In front was a removable plastic strip with punch-out numbers where you would fill in the channels you programmed in. When you set it up and put the strip back in, a light would come on behind each number so you could see what channel it was set to. The only display was the vacuum-florescent time display which, I'm pretty sure, was surplus from a digital clock.

      Also fun - the control panel with the transport controls would pop off and become the remote control. If you loose the remote, you're SOL if you want to control the thing. Also, the indicator that a tape was inside was mechanical - if a tape was in the transport the dust flaps would close differently and a red tape would appear between them.

      It's somewhat amazing the thing worked at all. I don't think it had any sort of microcontroller or anything - pretty sure it was all logic gates and a few timer chips.

      I remember those VARACTOR tuners.

      And how could you lose that Remote? IIRC, it was tethered to the main-unit by its signal-WIRE.

    2. Re:REALLY Old VCR by JBMcB · · Score: 1

      OP Here:

      Nope we had a fancy "Infra-Red" remote control unit. Here's a website dedicated to it, because of course there is one on the internet:
      http://vintageelectronics.beta...

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    3. Re:REALLY Old VCR by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      OP Here:

      Nope we had a fancy "Infra-Red" remote control unit. Here's a website dedicated to it, because of course there is one on the internet:
      http://vintageelectronics.beta...

      Interesting. A friend at the time had an identical JVC deck; but it must've been the prior model. It did have a tethered remote.

      Interesting.

  27. Punchcards and dial-up by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    (1) Programming was done on a typewriter (a what?) like device that punched holes into paper cards, one line per card, or a paper tape, that you fed into another machine, etc ... (Note: I still have an actual, regular, typewriter at home.)

    (2) The term "dial-up" meant you manually dialed the phone -- on a phone with an actual dial -- then put the receiver into a device when you heard the wobble tone. (Pro Tip: You could also dial the phone by quickly pressing/releasing the hook: 5 times for 5, pause, 3 times for 3, etc...)

    (I did #1 and #2 in high school and #1 when I started college.)

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    1. Re:Punchcards and dial-up by coolmoose25 · · Score: 1

      The device in number one was called a "card punch" or "key punch" machine. Had a great, loud hum. A room full of them would require hearing protection today, but we didn't know about hearing protection back then. There were also "coding sheets" where you could write out your program and a "key punch operator" would key in the cards line by line and return you a deck of cards.

      The device in number two was called an "accoustic coupler" which was distinct from the modem. A great example is shown in the movie "War Games"

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    2. Re:Punchcards and dial-up by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I had a 110bps acoustic coupler in high school too. Man, those were the days.

      I remember when I got a 300baud modem to replace, which had an autodialer built in so that I didn't need to use a regular phone handset anymore. That was awesome.

      Hayes Micromodem.... for the Apple ][+. The autodialer didn't support tone dialing, but it was still a lot nicer than having to dial the BBS manually.

    3. Re:Punchcards and dial-up by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      I've never seen an acoustic coupler that wasn't also the modem.

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    4. Re:Punchcards and dial-up by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I could whistle to my first modem and it would whistle back. Of course, that only works with the acoustic coupler varieties.

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    5. Re:Punchcards and dial-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google "Tandy Model 100 Acoustic Coupler". The plastic cups connected via a cable back to the laptop.

  28. finally news by bobmajdakjr · · Score: 1

    my thing young people wouldnâ(TM)t understand is the time before things like chain topics âoewithout revealing your age post some old shitâ where front page tech news.

    1. Re: finally news by bobmajdakjr · · Score: 1

      wow are those apostrophe and quote marks fucked up for everyone or is ios 11 getting EVEN WORSE at text? first it was the letter i glitch...

    2. Re: finally news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It comes with the pretty unicode apostrophes that don't work here.

    3. Re: finally news by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      wow are those apostrophe and quote marks fucked up for everyone or is ios 11 getting EVEN WORSE at text? first it was the letter i glitch...

      No, Slashdot still refuses to believe it isn't 1999. Speaking of Retro...

  29. Natalee Portman's Hot Grits by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 1

    Degaussing monitors. Strafe Jumping.

  30. TV antennas by byteherder · · Score: 1

    Not just that TV had antennas but when you changed the TV channel, you had to adjust the antenna to get the picture to come in.

    1. Re:TV antennas by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      TVs still have antennas if you have over-the-air HDTV. I pay for a very basic Internet package, so I don't have a cable box. I have an HDTV antenna used to pick up signals -- gets the basics like CBS, NBC, FOX, ABC, and PBS.

      I watch maybe an hour of TV per week, so dropping $60/mo+ on a cable package doesn't make sense to me.

    2. Re:TV antennas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not just that TV had antennas but when you changed the TV channel, you had to adjust the antenna to get the picture to come in.

      Still do!

    3. Re:TV antennas by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Not just that TV had antennas but when you changed the TV channel, you had to adjust the antenna to get the picture to come in.

      No, we were cool. We had a (Jerrold?) Antenna Rotator on the roof, with a big, dark-brown bakelite set-top box that had a beige bakelite knob that you turned for what direction you wanted the antenna to point. Then, the dial-below-the-dial would light-up, and STEP around (making a "Gzit!-Gzit!-Gzit!" sound) until the it matched the dial-you-turned.

      HOW space-age!

    4. Re:TV antennas by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Pshaw. I had to change the channel for my parents, adjust the antennae, then stand there holding one of the ears while I waved my other arm around to fine-tune it.

      --
      His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere. - Mark Twain
  31. There was once a time when ... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    There were no home computers, no Internet, no cell phones (of any kind), no CD/DVDs, no (home) videotape, no cable TV, only 4 television channels: ABC, CBS, NBC (on VHF) and PBS (on UHF) that you received via an antenna on a television set with actual (and only) knobs to change the channels.

    And I'm just talking about the early 1970s - when I was 10.

    --
    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    1. Re:There was once a time when ... by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      And if you woke up too early, there was nothing on. Not that there were no interesting programmes, there was literally no show available to watch; just test patterns or static.

    2. Re:There was once a time when ... by clovis · · Score: 1

      And if you woke up too early, there was nothing on. Not that there were no interesting programmes, there was literally no show available to watch; just test patterns or static.

      And of you stayed up late enough, you would see the F 101 Starfigher and High Flight poem
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
      or in color:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    3. Re:There was once a time when ... by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      no cable tv, only 4 television channels: ABC, CBS, NBC (on VHF) and PBS (on UHF)

      What, you live in the boondocks or something? CATV was already a thing in 1971. Locally it was usually set up as follows. Chicago and Peoria affiliates of ABC, CBS, NBC. Chicago and Urbana PBS affiliates, and two independent stations, usually WGN and WFLD, plus one local information channel where a camera panned back and forth between information boards and a clock.

      a television set with actual (and only) knobs to change the channels.

      There were premium high end TV's with push button controls in the early 70's. For most of those the buttons were only for VHF, UHF was a dial. Some TV's has buttons, but little dials on a panel BEHIND the buttons to choose what station (VHF or UHF the button tuned to)

    4. Re:There was once a time when ... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      What, you live in the boondocks or something? CATV was already a thing in 1971.

      Depends on what you mean by CATV.

      Cumminity Aantenna TV was quite the thing in "the boondocks." My grandmother lived in a small town located in a valley and there was no way to get TV signals with an antenna on your house. So her tax dollars paid for a "Community Antenna" that they stuck on the top of a hill so that the people in the valley could watch TV.

      That was probably in the early 1970s.

    5. Re:There was once a time when ... by clovis · · Score: 1

      And if you woke up too early, there was nothing on. Not that there were no interesting programmes, there was literally no show available to watch; just test patterns or static.

      And of you stayed up late enough, you would see the F 101 Starfigher and High Flight poem
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
      or in color:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Nooo! I wrote F101. It was a F104 Starfighter.

    6. Re:There was once a time when ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no cable tv, only 4 television channels: ABC, CBS, NBC (on VHF) and PBS (on UHF)

      What, you live in the boondocks or something? CATV was already a thing in 1971. Locally it was usually set up as follows. Chicago and Peoria affiliates of ABC, CBS, NBC. Chicago and Urbana PBS affiliates, and two independent stations, usually WGN and WFLD, plus one local information channel where a camera panned back and forth between information boards and a clock.

      a television set with actual (and only) knobs to change the channels.

      There were premium high end TV's with push button controls in the early 70's. For most of those the buttons were only for VHF, UHF was a dial. Some TV's has buttons, but little dials on a panel BEHIND the buttons to choose what station (VHF or UHF the button tuned to)

      As a kid I lived in the suburbs in the 1960's (Oak Lawn), and with our outside antenna, we received all of those stations, plus some weird independent stations-bullfighting from Spain, anyone? I had relatives all over the place in the Chicago area, some well to do, & I don't recall any of them having cable. I do recall that somewhere (Hometown, Evergreen Park?) there was an MATV (master antenna TV) setup for a neighborhood.

    7. Re:There was once a time when ... by jbengt · · Score: 1

      There was no cable TV in Chicago until the 80s, though there were over-the-air scrambled subscription services before then.

    8. Re:There was once a time when ... by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Ah, I'm downstate, a couple of hours away from Chicago, cable has always been a thing down here. The cable company has been through various name changes/owners over the years, it was Sammon's communications back in the old days, but it is Mediacom now.

    9. Re:There was once a time when ... by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      Actually it seems to me that mass market home computers were the late 1970s...and mass market video tape didn't quite exist then either. Oh, very well off folks had it - but not most of us.

    10. Re:There was once a time when ... by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      Indeed, people think 'CATV' is 'Cable TV' but it wasn't.

    11. Re:There was once a time when ... by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      By CATV I mean what was basically a giant antenna put up by a company so small towns could get the Chicago stations. Eventually they got upgraded to satellite dishes and more channels back sometime in the late 70's, early 80's.

  32. Date everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can remember when the console TV started showing up. Before, they were all table top. And the crystal radio set - no battery needed. Just clip the alligator clip to a piece of metal.

  33. 2 minute wax cylinder records by mark_reh · · Score: 2

    to play on my Edison Standard Model B player.

  34. Static. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Most new TV for the Past 20 years or so, don't show static. They just give you the blue screen. Back in the old days if the channel wasn't available you get static visually and audio. Often very jarring noise as there isn't anything limiting the volume.

    --
    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    1. Re:Static. by mikael · · Score: 1

      Modern smart TV's give you multi-color static at HD 4K resolutions. Haven't tried it with 3D glasses yet.

      --
      Vintage computer adverts: http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/computers-and-software-ads
    2. Re:Static. by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Most new TV for the Past 20 years or so, don't show static. They just give you the blue screen. Back in the old days if the channel wasn't available you get static visually and audio. Often very jarring noise as there isn't anything limiting the volume.

      Which is a shame; because those TVs also doubled as Tornado Detectors!

      Seriously! You can actually see that occurring (well, simulated, I assume) in the movie "Twister", right before the old storm-chaser's matriarch gets her house trashed...

    3. Re:Static. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 2010 Samsung 58" plasma shows static.

    4. Re:Static. by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Yes, the lines from Neuromancer that won't work anymore: "The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel. ".

  35. The AAA guidebook by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

    actually looking at the neon vacancy/no vacancy signs when deciding where to sleep on a long road trip instead of booking ahead online, science museums that had motorized miniatures and hands-on exhibits instead of a bunch of touchscreens and videos, being able to learn something by watching the History, Discovery, or Learning channels, TV news that was actual news instead of a bunch of people sitting around a table in NY or DC talking at each other, newspapers with actual information content, phone calls that didn't sound like compression artifacts, saturday morning cartoons that didn't look like crude drawings made on an acid trip, and of course....funny Simpsons.

    1. Re:The AAA guidebook by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      When driving out West, outside of major cities, I found there was little (or negative) benefit from booking online. You could book a motel for $50+tax online, or show up with cash and give the desk guy $40 for the night. After a while, I just started to look for "vacancy" signs. This was in 2015.

    2. Re: The AAA guidebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but the History/Discovery/Learning channels sucked balls from day 1.

      Yeah, they weren't yet full of reality BS, but they had plenty of "ancient aliens"/bible myth garbage, and even their best programming was about 5 steps down from Nova, National Geographic/Mutual of Omaha.

    3. Re:The AAA guidebook by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      It's still true, for those of us who live in America. It isn't on either coast, no.

    4. Re:The AAA guidebook by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Actually, also true on the coasts, to a lesser extent.

      I've done the same thing in San Diego as well as beach towns on the East Coast. Calling hotels will often get you something that isn't even listed on the usual hotel sites, but will take cash for a lower price. You have to leave a card for security, but they never run it unless there's damage to the room.

    5. Re:The AAA guidebook by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      And that's wonderful to see that a bit of reality still exists on the coasts, too. Thanks for saying this - it was very uplifting to hear. And no, I'm not being sarcastic!

    6. Re:The AAA guidebook by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      People are people everywhere, last I checked. Maybe this country will be a better place if everyone realized that.

    7. Re:The AAA guidebook by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting theory, but I've lived on the east coast - and people are quite different - not universally so, but I've never had a more miserable life dealing with cut-throat, lying people in east coast blue states.

    8. Re:The AAA guidebook by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Maybe you were hanging out with the wrong people, then.

    9. Re:The AAA guidebook by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      Unlikely. I lived there for more than 30 years and knew and hung out with a wide variety of people.

  36. Acoustic couplers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in 81 when I got into IT in Australia, a TI 765 with keyboard, thermal printer and acoustic coupler was THE portable terminal to have. Interesting that as I type this spellcheck has apparently never encountered this word.

  37. Hollerith Code and Punch Cards anyone? by mandark1967 · · Score: 1

    Oh...and using the Univac CP-642B from my first duty station...the one with the Front panel of Control registers where we entered the boot strap sequence in assembly code so it could go out and access the 7-track tape unit with the System Control Program(SCP) tape and load up the OS we used at the time.

    http://ed-thelen.org/comp-hist...

    Good Times...Good Times...

    --
    Sig Follows: "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." -- Mark Twain
    1. Re:Hollerith Code and Punch Cards anyone? by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      When I was in college I was a computer lab monitor for the statistics department. We had a PDP-11 (/20 IIRC) that ran a program that enabled it to function as an RJE terminal. I had to toggle in a boot loader that would initialize the card reader, then read the program from a deck of punched cards. Then I had to enter the program's starting address and hit RUN.

      --
      Just junk food for thought...
  38. What I Miss Most? Life Before The Internet Age by Tempest_2084 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It sounds stupid, but sometimes I honestly miss being bored. When you got bored you got creative to keep yourself entertained. That sort of creativity by necessity has died with the rise of the Internet and 24x7 continual entertainment. Kids growing up today will never know that sort of creativity.

    I also miss being able to go completely off the grid. If you wanted to get away from everything (and everyone) you actually could. Now days there's really no easy way to do that. You're always under surveillance and you're always tethered to 'the system' somehow (your phone, your credit cards, etc.).

    The last thing I really miss is having conversations with random people. Yeah that seems strange to say, but 'Back in the day' when you were waiting in a line or at a bus stop or something, you'd generally make friendly conversation with the person next to you, if just to pass the time. Today no one actually talks to each other anymore, everyone has their face down in a phone (I'm guilty of it myself) or have their headphones on. We're losing the art of human interaction. Hell, I've been with a group of friends who were actually texting each other rather than talking even though we were all right there. It was both eye opening and sad. Those days are gone I suppose.

    1. Re:What I Miss Most? Life Before The Internet Age by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      While I agree with most of your post, the entertainment part is something we have still control over.

      We still have the ability to choose when to be entertained, or even not to be entertained at all. The first step toward freedom is to be able to be entertained when you decide to do so. Cut cable/satellite and get on-demand video such as Netflix, Hulu, etc.

      Once you realize that you can do something else with your time, your eyes will open up and you'll find that the Internet is a really powerful tool for hobbies. In your circle of friends, your neighbourhood or even your small town you might be the only one interested in model trains, arcade cabinets, model airplanes, computer-controlled woodworking or whatever, but on the Web there's plenty of forums with people sharing the same interests.

      Internet collaboration also gave us things like low-cost, smaller CNC routers, 3D printers and laser cutters. Sure, those already existed in the commercial space but without the collaboration of dozens, hundreds or thousands of people none of these would be as available and as affordable as they are today.

      --
      #DeleteFacebook
    2. Re:What I Miss Most? Life Before The Internet Age by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Sure you can. Turn off your phone. Bring an appropriate amount of cash. Go for a drive, a bike ride, or a long walk. There's nothing that requires you to USE credit cards or keep your phone on 24/7.

      Any plenty of people do still randomly talk to each other.

    3. Re:What I Miss Most? Life Before The Internet Age by turp182 · · Score: 1

      This is why I go camping. Fulfills all of your comments including random people (when and if I want to be social, head to the river overlook around sunset - camp hosts are also awesome, known then for years).

      I like to go solo camping, as having the kids along makes "bored" impossible.

      I do text with the wife (Arrived! Alive!) and bring a laptop for a movie or some gaming, neither of which I have much time for at home.

      I like two night trips, so I can wake up, be outside, and then fall asleep in a tent over a full day.

      Camping is my reset button.

      --
      BlameBillCosby.com
    4. Re:What I Miss Most? Life Before The Internet Age by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      We actually send my daughter to a "technology free" camp on the Chesapeake every summer. They have no technology more advanced than fire (they don't even have flush toilets), sleep in big platform tents and learn things like rock climbing and how to catch crabs and fish with simple bait and nets. Last year she learned to juggle and clean fish. Not sure why it costs me hundreds of dollars to send her there, but she loves it and stays in touch with a lot of the other campers after she comes home.

      So don't despair, those experiences are still out there, you just have to know where to look

      --
      Just junk food for thought...
    5. Re:What I Miss Most? Life Before The Internet Age by Tempest_2084 · · Score: 1

      I suppose it's true you CAN still have all these experiences, but it's not the norm any more. That's what I miss most I suppose.

    6. Re:What I Miss Most? Life Before The Internet Age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kids growing up today will never know that sort of creativity.

      Also, this is a major reason why music in the last 15 years or so has continued to decline in quality.

      It's ok though, because by the middle of this century we will be living in a full blown techno-enviro-collapse dystopia.
      Enjoy things now while you still can...

    7. Re:What I Miss Most? Life Before The Internet Age by jeffrlamb · · Score: 1

      Cruise ships during the "days at sea" are the closest thing to this still existing (in my opinion).
      No cell phone (rarely a reason to take it out of the room). No credit card. No news. Conversations with random people (eat in the main dining room not at a table for 2).

    8. Re:What I Miss Most? Life Before The Internet Age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound old and should feel old for being old.

  39. It's official.... by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Slashdot has become Facebook.

    I can't count the number of times I've seen this question/meme on my FB newsfeed.

    And yes, I can count, I was a math major waaaay back when before I became a CS major.

    --
    General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    1. Re:It's official.... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      > And yes, I can count, I was a math major waaaay back when

      So was I, yet decimal places are my mortal enemies...

    2. Re:It's official.... by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      And yes, I can count, I was a math major

      Well, there's your problem. You probably count 1, 2, 3, n.

    3. Re:It's official.... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Slashdot has become Facebook.

      I can't count the number of times I've seen this question/meme on my FB newsfeed.

      And yes, I can count, I was a math major waaaay back when before I became a CS major.

      It's not Facebook or anything in particular.

      South Park sort of nailed it on the head with their Memberberries episodes.

      There's been a huge wave of nostalgia going on in the last few years. Remakes, reboots, alternate universe settings, etc.

      We got remakes, reboots or sequels for Star Wars, Blade Runner, Jurassic Park, Jumanji, etc.
      We got classic videogame consoles from Nintendo and others.

      I think Agent Smith was sort of telling the truth in The Matrix when he said the peak of human evolution was around the mid 1990's.

      After that, we had businesses, marketing and governments take over everything, so everything is depressing and sucks, thus the urge to recall the "simpler modern times" is very strong... and businesses are marketing the hell out of it while the government is making notes of who's eating memberberries.

      --
      #DeleteFacebook
    4. Re:It's official.... by strikethree · · Score: 1

      I think Agent Smith was sort of telling the truth in The Matrix when he said the peak of human evolution was around the mid 1990's.

      Conspiracy mode: That was the last time that the people who controlled the world felt safe from the people researching the technology. It is almost currently possible for a single person to kill everyone on the planet. This capability upsets the balance of power; therefore, it is time to retard the progress of science.

      Seriously, there is much cool shit we could be doing but between social control, psychological fuckery, dense regulations, and other methods, we are in prisons with the bars made from our own acceptance of all of the above.

      --
      "Someone needs to talk to the tree of liberty about its ghoulish drinking problem." by ohnocitizen
  40. Merlin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google it yourselves, I'm too old.

  41. P-box kits from Radioshack by mark_reh · · Score: 1

    Heathkit

    CB Radio

    8mm video cassettes

    MiniDisc audio recorders

    Cameras that used film.

    1. Re:P-box kits from Radioshack by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Heathkit

      CB Radio

      8mm video cassettes

      MiniDisc audio recorders

      Cameras that used film.

      Believe it or not, Heathkit LIVES!!!

      https://shop.heathkit.com/shop

    2. Re:P-box kits from Radioshack by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      Avalon Hill games

      8mm movie film

      Plastic models and paints in the drug store

      Model train accessories in department stores (lights, rolling stock, landscaping, model houses and trackside buildings in HO and O scale)

      K-Tel records (like vinyl mix tapes)

      --
      Just junk food for thought...
    3. Re:P-box kits from Radioshack by mark_reh · · Score: 1

      Close B clone mode. Clone me Dr. memory!

    4. Re:P-box kits from Radioshack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Avalon Hill games

      I still have mine. Plus the SPI, TSR, and GDW games as well!

    5. Re:P-box kits from Radioshack by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      Back from the shadows again!

      --
      Just junk food for thought...
  42. Netware by perotbot · · Score: 1

    Most reliable server OS....... .... in the world

    --
    ~corporate tool, but employed~
    1. Re:Netware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      surely you meant Banyan Vines? :)

    2. Re:Netware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a former NetWare 4.x / 5.x admin... that hurts that it's on this list.

    3. Re:Netware by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Most reliable server OS....... .... in the world

      With the world's longest attribute-names!!!

    4. Re:Netware by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      LANTastic!

    5. Re:Netware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto. How many reboots? Only when we practiced or tested failure and recovery procedures!

  43. My first job.. by toonces33 · · Score: 1

    Was when I was in high school - made a few extra bucks doing keypunch. Tedious as hell.

  44. Really Old Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now if you are REALLY old, you remember Party Lines, Vacuum Tubes, Out Houses, Root Cellers, and Well Water
    Come on you young whippersnappers, get with the program

    1. Re:Really Old Stuff by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      That's nothing. I remember lighting a fire by knocking two rocks together!

      Remember rocks, kids?

      --
      #DeleteFacebook
    2. Re:Really Old Stuff by jbengt · · Score: 1

      So I'm REALLY old because I remember the well water that I currently have in my house? Or is it only hand-pumped wells that you're talking about, which my friend had at his rural house in the 90s, along with an outhouse, both of which, I might add, can still be found all over the place in parks and forest preserves, and the like.
      Now I actually am fairly old, since I do remember going to the store to get replacement vacuum tubes. But I'm not old enough to remember party lines - although they still existing when I was younger, they were only found in remote rural areas.

  45. Winamp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's still around and you can still run it in Win10. I know because I still run it.

  46. Saturday Morning Cartoons by lys1123 · · Score: 1

    The need to wake up early to watch them, and also the fact that you would watch a cartoon you really didn't like because it was between two cartoons you did like are both completely foreign to the on-demand children of today.

  47. Get off the Internet.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I need to make a phone call.

  48. Telecom history.... by RadioD00d · · Score: 1

    4-prong telephone jack on the kitchen wall, with a 40-lb ITT phone that really RANG, and a home phone number that started with WEbster-3. AND you had to listen closely before dialing, because the folks across the street (on our party line) might be using the phone....

    1. Re:Telecom history.... by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      And a phone that you could beat someone to death with, because you didn't own it. You rented it from AT&T, the ONLY phone company.

      --
      Aah, change is good. -- Rafiki
      Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
  49. manual car windows by bigdavex · · Score: 1

    My current car has manual car windows and I would be willing to pay a premium for that feature in the future. Electric windows fail often.

    --
    -Dave
    1. Re:manual car windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what?

      WHat do you drive?

      I have had over a dozen cars. 1/2 with manual windows and the other half powered.
      I have encountered exactly 2 window related malfunctions.
      1 with a manual crank window - the crank mechanism on the driver door literally failed (broke) and the glass fell to the bottom of the door - '89 Corolla
      the other was an automatic window, rear passenger, in my '07 Pilot - the motor died.

      So, again, what are you doing to your windows?

    2. Re:manual car windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My current car has manual car windows and I would be willing to pay a premium for that feature in the future. Electric windows fail often.

      My family and I have had power windows in all of our cars for over 17 years now, most of those cars are over 11 years old. Not a single one has failed.

      Maybe you should just stop buying Chryslers.

    3. Re: manual car windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VW electric window regulators fail ALL THE TIME, and they haven't seen fit to fix the problem in 30+ years, so no, it's not just a Chrysler thing.

    4. Re:manual car windows by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      I'm driving a 1997 Pontiac Grand Am with manual windows.

      I also have a 2002 Pontiac Grand Prix with electric windows. Two of the windows don't go up or down.

      Electric windows failed on a Buick my wife previously owned.

      I have never owned a Chrysler.

      --
      -Dave
    5. Re: manual car windows by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      Can confirm. The only power window I've ever had fail was in an Audi A4.

      --
      Just junk food for thought...
  50. Anonymous Cashews is a CREIMER sockpuppet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi jellomizer. I wanted to let you know that you're responding to creimer/cdreimer's shitposting account. He's normally at -1 so he keeps making sockpuppets that he uses to vote up his article submissions and -1 comments from his primary account. It's insanely important to him that he has a positive karma account with his real name. At one point he was pretty excited about making $3/day posting referrer links to amazon... really he was making thousands of comments to do this.

    He also talks about a lot of creepy stuff like marrying underage girls from mexico. He says that some trolls on slashdot are twisting his words about "underage sweet things" and "child brides are as american as apple pie"
    So I thought I'd present his defense http://archive.is/Bfzo1 you can read in his own words how he feels about american engineers retiring to mexico to marry 16 year old girls. I'd hate to twist creimer's words or give people the wrong impression.
    Creimer's recent blog entry on mexican child brides and the "false narrative" being pushed by slashdot trolls:
      http://archive.is/Bfzo1

    1. Re:Anonymous Cashews is a CREIMER sockpuppet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This AC is a Pedobear Troll. Extremely toxic. Please ignore for your own safety!

    2. Re:Anonymous Cashews is a CREIMER sockpuppet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://archive.is/Bfzo1
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Creimer says it's ok for 50 year old men to marry 16 year old girls. It's a dream come true even:

    3. Re:Anonymous Cashews is a CREIMER sockpuppet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *With parental consent and/or judicial review according to STATE LAW. Don't like it? Eliminate child marriages from all 50 states.

    4. Re: Anonymous Cashews is a CREIMER sockpuppet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lul, now slashdot consist of two creepy old men who are virgins.

    5. Re: Anonymous Cashews is a CREIMER sockpuppet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is about facts and not innuendos. Child marriages is legal in all 50 states and 200,000 children were married to an adult from 2010 to 2015.

    6. Re: Anonymous Cashews is a CREIMER sockpuppet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Child marriage is totallyillegal in many states and when underage marriage does happen it's usually 20 year old and a 17 year old or something like that. Not only is parental approval required but judicial approval is required.

      We're talking 6 out of 1000 marriages in the USA need an exemption so then only a fraction of those are would be as objectionable as a 50 year old man moving to mexico and marrying a 16 year old girl. Something which you have explained you think is ok. You've explained MANY TIMES how ok you think it is for a 50 year old man to marry a 16 year old girl. Then when we show disgust you say... no .no .no a 50 year old man and a 16 year old woman... with village permission. Then we show disgust and you re-iterate... and so on

      Places like Mexico fat pieces of creimer will buy women from their desperate families and sell them like slaves "with village permission". I don't know why you're constantly trying to justify, normalize, or legalistically argue that you can marry a teenage girl. I promise you there is nowhere in the USA that *YOU* are allowed to marry teenage girls. I also feel strongly that if you tried to do this in Mexico it would turn out badly for you.

      Age:
      The general age of marriage in the entire USA is 18 years old or even higher. In the wikipedia article there are ages where exceptions are taken into account. The majority of exceptions granted are for the marriage of couples with less than a 10 year age difference. I'm not even sure what the gap is but 10 years is being generous... certainly a 50 year old man will not be granted an exemption for even a 17 year old girl.
      Exceptions:
      There have been exceptions in the past for religions reasons and pregnancy. But you're not Amish or Mormon in a state with a sympathetic judiciary. As a matter of fact if you even tried I'm sure the judge would be rightfully pissed off that you're endangering Amish traditions with your efforts to skirt the law. If you came before a judge and requested an exemption for pregnancy, I'm sure the judge would have you explain everything slowly and clearly and then proceed to turn your application over to the prosecution. But I am not a judge or lawyer.

      https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/200000-children-married-us-15-years-child-marriage-child-brides-new-jersey-chris-christie-a7830266.html

      Nearly everything you say is exposed as a distortion of the truth in this article. According to this article it's 200k marriages in 15 years! That would be 6 in 1000 marriages requiring an exemption. Keeping in mind that this number includes all cases of 16 & 17 (and in some states 18, 19, and 20) year olds getting married to someone reasonable age appropriate. Suddenly it becomes very obvious that the edge cases that slipped through the cracks are probably not "As American as apple pie"

      So why is it so important to you that you'd lie or force yourself to believe a deluded version of the truth?

    7. Re:Anonymous Cashews is a CREIMER sockpuppet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even Pedobear Trolls have higher karma than creimer.

    8. Re: Anonymous Cashews is a CREIMER sockpuppet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Legal and OK are not always the same thing.

    9. Re:Anonymous Cashews is a CREIMER sockpuppet by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Don't like it? Eliminate child marriages from all 50 states.

      Yes, do that. just because something is legal doesn't make it right you sick fucks.

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  51. Guns for kids by CQDX · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid we'd play army with realistic looking plastic guns or Daisy BB guns. Almost every kid I knew had a BB gun (except me... dad: "you'll shoot your eye out kid!", because he almost did when he was a kid). Older kids were getting 22 rifles. Schools had rifle clubs and you could bring your gun to school. Plinking after school wasn't a big deal. And mass shootings were extremely rare (no 24 hour news cycle to beat you over the head with it either).

    1. Re:Guns for kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I got my BB gun when I was 7 and my first shotgun when I was 12. In high school, we had open study halls when you were a junior/senior. I'd always schedule mine for the first period in the morning and come in after duck hunting, shower and change in the locker room and head to class. Everyone knew I did it and had my waders and gun in the car in the parking lot. The superintendent would chat with me about how many I got.

  52. Apollo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watching men walk on the moon.

  53. LOAD "*",8,1 by MrDozR · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, fond memories of typing that, hitting play on the tape deck and praying it would load...

    1. Re:LOAD "*",8,1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same syntax for the floppies.

      Back in (mid-2000s) High School I had some of the neckbeards talking down to me because I couldn't remember how to load up a program in DOS... because I was used to that C64.

  54. A casset recorder ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... from Radio Shack to store/recall BASICA programs (using the Kansas City method of mod/demod) fot the TRS-80.

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    1. Re:A casset recorder ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      basic. basica was IBM PC (which also had a cassette port, but the only thing that ever got plugged into it was the keyboard).

      Also, to be a pedant (eep!), the Model I had 500 baud tape drive, I think. The model III screamed at 1500 baud. ;)

      poke.
      poke.
      poke.
      poke.
      poke.
      system
      /

  55. new hotness = inferior/redundant/inefficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hosts protect when addons can't (or as well):

    Bad sites (past ads)
    Botnet C&Cs
    DNS down/poisoned
    Trackers (dns logs/ads/transparent ISP proxy)
    Dns blocks
    Spam/phish payload
    Slowdown 2 ways: adblocks & hardcodes
    Hosts = Ez edit.

    AB+ 151mb https://www.google.com/search?q=Adblock+memory+consumption&btnG=Search&hl=en&gbv=1/

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    NoScript tag parses. Hosts block script prior to it!

    No 1 addon does as much.

    Stacked addons slowup.

    ADDONS = EXPLOITABLE https://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11166303&cid=55266729/

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  56. Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "the Knowledge of Obsolete Things Becomes Ever Sweeter" describes the Slashdot community about as well as anything I could come up with.

    1. Re: Slashdot by Y1TopBanana73 · · Score: 1

      How about having to pull the choke out, or pushing the gas pedal a couple times to set the choke on your carburated engine start your car?

  57. Hollerith cards by gtall · · Score: 1

    Oh the fun we had carefully typing each card, one mistake and you had to go to a new one. You fed your cards into the reader and listened to the musical whirrr as it zipped through the cards. Then you carefully took them out and put them into your box because if you got one card misplaced, your program wouldn't work. Then about an hour later, your output would magically appear in a folder deposited by some computer gnome. Scan the oversized output which included a listing of your program and its output (if you didn't screw it up), fix card deck, rinse repeat. You had to really want to program back then.

    1. Re:Hollerith cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a program cylinder at home. Remember drawing a diagonal line on top of the stack in case you dropped the deck?

  58. Watching scrambled porn ... by PPH · · Score: 2

    ... on cable TV.

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  59. Biscuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We got our first TV in 1958 at a time when new stations were coming online pretty regularly. When ever there was a new one we had to get the man to come out and install a new "biscuit" for the new station. They must have been expensive for there not to be a full set to begin with.

    1. Re:Biscuits by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      We got our first TV in 1958 at a time when new stations were coming online pretty regularly. When ever there was a new one we had to get the man to come out and install a new "biscuit" for the new station. They must have been expensive for there not to be a full set to begin with.

      What was the "biscuit"? A pre-set Tuner section? A Pre-Aimed Antenna?

      Or what? I can't find any reference on Google...

  60. With really long load times by CQDX · · Score: 1

    I think on the Model I they ran something like 300 baud. I remember playing a TRS-80 game that came on a cassette. It came with a flyer with step-by-step instructions on how to load the game and a quip at the end that said something like "loading will take awhile. Go make a sandwich."

    1. Re:With really long load times by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Yes, and the volume on the recorder had to be JUST so or it was no-go.

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  61. Remembering GNU/Linux's glory days. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    One of my fondest memories is of the Golden Age of GNU/Linux. This was the period between 1999 to 2005, when GNU/Linux had matured enough to be an extraordinarily powerful OS, but at the same time it was still mainly community-driven.

    This was a time when the users steered the direction of GNU/Linux, either by discussing how the software should evolve, or even by making the changes themselves. The focus was on usability, and not fad-chasing. Stupid changes were soundly rejected, causing GNU/Linux to just work.

    Today, of course, things are very different. Linux is now mainly developed by corporations. And this shows! Users and their needs have become a secondary concern. Unwanted software like systemd, PulseAudio, GNOME 3, and Wayland have been forced on unwilling GNU/Linux users, ruining the Linux experience for these users. The most popular Linux variant, Android, is essentially a proprietary OS with the Linux kernel deeply buried underneath.

    Back in the early 2000s, the future for GNU/Linux was looking so bright! It was seeing greater adoption. Its hardware support was becoming the best around. And then it all went to hell so quickly. What was once the most productive, capable and robust OS was reduced to a joke.

    Some of us former GNU/Linux users went to FreeBSD. Some of us went to macOS. Some of us even went to Windows. But we will never forget what GNU/Linux used to be. We'll never forget what GNU/Linux could have been.

    1. Re:Remembering GNU/Linux's glory days. by NikeHerc · · Score: 1

      Some of us former GNU/Linux users went to FreeBSD. Some of us went to macOS. Some of us even went to Windows. But we will never forget what GNU/Linux used to be. We'll never forget what GNU/Linux could have been.

      I started using Slackware Linux in Sep., 1996. Man, what a trip the next 17 or so years were! I tried a bunch of distros, ended up with Red Hat mainly due to its being adopted at work.

      Then in about 2014 came RHEL 6.0 with that hideous networkmanager piece of crap! It must have been designed by a mole from ms. I'll stay with RHEL 5.7 until hell freezes over or I can find something better.

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    2. Re:Remembering GNU/Linux's glory days. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And downloading the numerous slackware floppies from a dial-up BBS.
      Compiling the kernel took something like a hour or more.

    3. Re:Remembering GNU/Linux's glory days. by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      I haven't worked w/ RH for a long time, so wasn't away of this. So I goog'd "RHEL 6.0 with that hideous networkmanager" and man, what a load of hits! A networkingmanager that can't network. I saw one comment "The host command resolves names put ping does not".

      There must be a Peter Principle for software.

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    4. Re: Remembering GNU/Linux's glory days. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      U should tryck compiling the Net vad kerbel om a vax 3100 that tok days

    5. Re:Remembering GNU/Linux's glory days. by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      LOL, I won't use Fedora Linux to this day because the quality of the first couple of releases was so bad.

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  62. Gibson by mrsquid0 · · Score: 1

    The sky above the port was the colour of television, tuned to a dead channel.

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    1. Re:Gibson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know that's still in print, right? You can buy a copy at most book stores. It's not some obsolete thing that younger people can't understand.

    2. Re:Gibson by mrsquid0 · · Score: 1

      The book is still in print, and still being read, but there is no analog tv broadcasting in the US or Canada anymore. Anyone born after about 2010 has never seen snow on a dead channel. The metaphor will be lost on them.

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  63. Station Wagons by coolmoose25 · · Score: 2

    You know, the monsters like that 70's show's Vista Cruiser. Mine was a Buick Le Sabre Estate Wagon, with the rear facing 3rd row seats. For reference, see the movie "Used Cars"

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    1. Re:Station Wagons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      '72 Oldsmobile Cutlass Wagon. It was awesome to ride in as a kid, hanging out of the back window that rolled down.

    2. Re:Station Wagons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, the monsters like that 70's show's Vista Cruiser. Mine was a Buick Le Sabre Estate Wagon, with the rear facing 3rd row seats. For reference, see the movie "Used Cars"

      My Grandmother had a wonderful 86 Buick Le Sabre Station Wagon which she bought brand new. That thing was a Tank, would cruise at 80 MPH all day and drove her from California to Oklahoma and back again when she was in her 70's (Grandma never flew a plane to anywhere). I still have fond memories of that thing and of her of course (God Please her Soul).

    3. Re:Station Wagons by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      Only the American manufacturers have stopped making them, due to uniquely American legislation that makes SUVs cheaper than station wagons by exempting them from various (safety) regulations. Pretty much all others still build stationwagons, from compact ones like the Renault Clio SW to giants like the Volvo V90.

    4. Re:Station Wagons by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      True, even the Chevrolet Cruze which is an american car, the SW is not sold in north america :-(

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    5. Re:Station Wagons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, the monsters like that 70's show's Vista Cruiser. Mine was a Buick Le Sabre Estate Wagon, with the rear facing 3rd row seats. For reference, see the movie "Used Cars"

      Ha, my parents had a bright orange Custom Cruiser wagon with the Rocket 455 engine. That's a 7.5L V8, for those that were not there. On a wet road, it could spin the tires just lifting your foot off the brake pedal.

    6. Re:Station Wagons by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      no we have modern 21st century station wagons made in the USA, the minivan

    7. Re:Station Wagons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know where you're looking, but I see station wagons everywhere...

    8. Re:Station Wagons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ford is American and they still make station wagons (Focus and Mondeo). Until very recently, Opel was also American too and they also have several models.

    9. Re:Station Wagons by toddestan · · Score: 1

      The only American minivan left is the Chrysler minivan. Ford and GM got out of the minivan business years ago. I suppose you could make the argument than the Asian minivans are designed for the North America market though.

  64. Pot was illegal by PPH · · Score: 1

    n/t

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  65. I 'member! by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:I 'member! by asylumx · · Score: 2

      Seriously, so much nostalgia in the world today! I remember when people weren't so nostalgic.... ;-)

  66. Polaroids by coolmoose25 · · Score: 1

    Not the SX 70 with the squidgy little whine... I mean the ones where you pulled the tab which dragged the film through the rollers... you had to wait a certain amount of time... like 2 minutes, no more, no less. Then peel the photo off the paper tab with the chemical cocktail that did Lord knows what.

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    1. Re:Polaroids by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      The higher-end camera had a built-in timer. You pulled the picture out, then twisted the dial on the side of the camera and it went ticky-ticky-ticky and when that stopped you could peel the paper off. Some of the film (early color maybe?) required that you wiped the picture with a special solution to prevent it from fading/bleeding/doing something bad.

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  67. When the USA ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... had a manned space program.

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  68. Get off the phone... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    I need to take hours to download low-resolution monochromatic porn.

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    1. Re:Get off the phone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You had low-res? We had ASCII porn and had to squint!

  69. Lawn darts! by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

    I have fond memories of lawn darts.

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    1. Re:Lawn darts! by Major_Disorder · · Score: 2

      I have fond memories of lawn darts.

      And the funerals for my three brothers. They never did figure out that there was no need to play defence. :)
      I far prefer being an only child anyway.

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    2. Re:Lawn darts! by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      I got a lawn dart through my foot once.

      It was surprisingly not awful. Didn't even notice it had gone through until my friend panicked and pointed.

      Then it was awful.

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    3. Re:Lawn darts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Darwin award? I still have a set and played a game just last week. In the backyard out of the view of pesky do gooders. I was showing my 5-10 year old relatives. No problems at all.

  70. Setting the points on a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Setting the points with a feeler gauge, checking the accuracy with the dwell meter, and setting the engine timing with a timing light.

    1. Re:Setting the points on a car by shoor · · Score: 1

      I remember how cars would develop this mysterious malady where they would start, and a second later the engine would die. That was a symptom of either a bad fuel pump or, more likely, the condensor inside the distributor needed to be replaced. If this happened to a clueless about cars friend, you could look like a mechanical genius just by replacing a 60 cent part for them.

      I suppose one could still use feeler guages to regap spark plugs. Does anybody still do that?

      For some reason, one thing I remember was mechanical voltage regulators. Seems like I was always having to replace them.

      Also I drove a couple of vehicles with column shifts ('three on the tree' remember that expression?) And, the linkage to the gear shift would go bad. Usually it was just the bushings that needed replacing.

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    2. Re:Setting the points on a car by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Yes on the feeler gauges -- you have to use them for motorcycle plugs, which are often set odd from the factory. Bike ignitions tend to work poorly at high RPM if the plug gap is off.

  71. Mmmm by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    I remember having to use a little gizmo to punch a second hole in 5 1/4 inch single-sided floppies, just to be able to write on the backside.
    Nowadays the young whippersnappers hardly remember hard 3,5 inch 'floppies' which didn't flop at all.

    1. Re:Mmmm by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      The paper punch, the obvious answer to those overpriced disk notchers.

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    2. Re:Mmmm by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      And I remember some derpy kid trying to convince me that disk notchers were illegal.

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    3. Re:Mmmm by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      The insides of them flopped. In contrast to the hard ceramic platter of a hard disk, which didn't flop. That's why people who call Zip disks a later kind of "floppy disk" are as wrong as people who called 3.5" floppies "hard disks"; Zips are small removable hard disks, and 3.5" floppies are still floppy where it matters despite the hard protective case.

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    4. Re:Mmmm by BancBoy · · Score: 1

      The floppy disc was floppy. It was just inside a hard plastic outer shell. Harder than the 5.25 inch variant. But the distinction in nomenclature between floppy and hard disks, was about the disk / platter, not the case/housing.

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    5. Re:Mmmm by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      and drilling a hole in the 720K 3.5" to format then in 1440K

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    6. Re: Mmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're misremembering. Zip disks were floppy; Jaz was the HD cartridge medium.

  72. Home for wayward girls. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a rare event of a girl getting pregnant while still in high school.
    Pregnant girls were not allowed to attend class, this was small-town in the South. So she would have to leave school. The better families would send her to a home in the city where she was taken care of until she had the baby, which was inevitably given up for adoption.
    I think it may have been different in schools where poor people attended.

  73. Nostalgia by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    I'm 50, and admit I'm sometimes afflicted by it but I generally don't get the constant nostalgia binging.

    I was truly an 80s kid - turned 13 in 1980, graduated from college in 1990. Love 80s music, etc.

    But for millennials and hipsters - why do you possibly give a shit about the 80s? I can look through rose-colored glasses but TBH: everything really is pretty much better now, objectively.

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    1. Re:Nostalgia by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      Some people are definitely way overdoing the nostalgia thing.

      However, it would be interesting to be able to go back and experience earlier ages for a little while. Not a modern nostalgia-tinged pastiche, but the actual real thing.

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  74. Pong by boudie2 · · Score: 1

    Must have been 1975 first video game ever - Pong. Seemed mind-blowing. It was only ten years earlier that an Etch-A-Sketch impressed kids.

    1. Re:Pong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Magnavox Odyssey preceded Pong by 3 years! Blew my mind to find that out.

  75. Clicker? by Shotgun · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I was a child I WAS the remote, you insensitive clod!!

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  76. Try explaining BBSes to kids by grasshoppa · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It's like the internet, only local"

    "Why? Couldn't you connect to a BBS across the country?"

    "Well, you could, but you'd be hit with long distance charges like you wouldn't believe"

    "Long distance charges?"

    "Damn it, get off my lawn"

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    1. Re:Try explaining BBSes to kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Lawn?"

    2. Re:Try explaining BBSes to kids by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      "It's like a park, but smaller and just for you, you own it as part of your house."

      "Own?"

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    3. Re:Try explaining BBSes to kids by slew · · Score: 2

      "Well, you could, but you'd be hit with long distance charges like you wouldn't believe"

      Clearly, you weren't doing it correctly ;^) There were "numbers" you could dial get around that... ;^)

    4. Re:Try explaining BBSes to kids by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what you're talking about, Captain.

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    5. Re:Try explaining BBSes to kids by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Well some of my favorite are BBS related.

      The modem connection sound, good times. Had a good laugh at MIB 3 when they used it as the sound that the back in time old neurolyser used, pretty sure that was an intentional joke (probably the only funny one in the movie)...

      Also the lamentations of the children (i.e. me) when mom picked up the phone and disconnected me from TW2002 on the local BBS, knowing I'd never get back in again to get my turns for the day... We eventually got two phone lines this was such an issue lol!

      Also like the Simpsons and comic book guy looking at a picture on a BBS and watching it draw, ever so slowly, line by line...

  77. cards in your bicycle spokes by clovis · · Score: 1

    You could use a clothespin to attach a playing card to the fender support on your bicycle so that it would be hit by the spokes when you were rolling.
    It made a sound somewhat like a small motor. You could attach 8 cards to convince yourself you had a 8 cylinder engine.

    Another: we all knew what was meant by the flathead some of us had in our car, and didn't confuse that with our haircuts.

  78. My partial list by John+Jorsett · · Score: 3

    EPROMs you had to erase under ultraviolet light
    Keying in the bootloader on your minicomputer using front panel switches
    Taking your card deck to the "computer center", then waiting a few hours to go get your printout
    Turning off the TV and seeing the picture collapse to a little bright dot that slowly fades away
    Mylar punch tape for those programs you either couldn't afford to lose or that you loaded over and over and over again
    Wall-mounted punch tape rewinders
    Computers with a vast array of front-panel light/buttons representing registers, which you could alter by pressing them
    Calculators that had stations wired to a base unit via half-inch-thick cables, and that cost more than your car
    Guys who'd come to your house with dairy products and leave them on your doorstep
    Drive-in movie theaters

    1. Re:My partial list by epine · · Score: 1

      Mylar punch tape for those programs you either couldn't afford to lose or that you loaded over and over and over again

      Finally, you got me. Never seen Mylar punch tape. I can stop skimming the thread now.

    2. Re:My partial list by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

      Wonderful list, thank you for sharing

  79. TV show in 1947: Kukla, Fran, and Ollie by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    In 1947, my father worked for RCA. TVs were new. RCA engineers could buy TV components from RCA and build their own TVs.

    I watched Kukla, Fran, and Ollie, a puppet show. Fran was a woman much healthier than my parents, so watching the show was good for me.

    Also: Remember carbon paper?

  80. All the youngters here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to boot my computer using a boot tape. Much easier than toggling in the bootstrap using the switches on the control panel.

    and then there were the sliderules we used before pocket calculators.

    1. Re:All the youngters here. by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

      I used to boot my computer using a boot tape. Much easier than toggling in the bootstrap using the switches on the control panel.

      We had to hand-key-in the loader that loaded the boot tape. If you paid the extra moolah, you could buy the ROM (or whatever it was in those days) that would do the job that the hand-keying did. We didn't buy that.

  81. Slashdot by bigger · · Score: 1

    Remember when Slashdot was cool? Bill Gates bashing, Linux matters, IRC, DSL, and people knew who Rob Malda was..

  82. 8 Transistor Radio by niks42 · · Score: 1

    When you could tell the quality of your transistor radio because the name told you how many transistors there were inside .. 8 was good, 12 was sooo much better (thanks, Zenith).

  83. No central heating by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

    Open coal fires in every room. Late 80s early 90s.

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    1. Re:No central heating by havana9 · · Score: 1

      Still have a wood cookstove in my parent's house in the countryside. They are using the LPG central heating only in the early morning...
      And you'll get a fantastic stew, besides...

    2. Re:No central heating by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      And you can still buy gas heaters for homes that aren't *central* heat - but they do not require electricity, which is good. https://cozyheaters.com/gravit...

  84. Connoisseur BD1 turntable by niks42 · · Score: 1

    When we used to make our own hi-fi because that was the only way we could afford sounds. The BD1 turntable was - well, basic I think the word is, but I couldn't beat the value. I made a wooden plinth for it, spent two weeks wages on a Transcriptors Fluid arm and Shure cartridge. This was for playing LPs, people. I was given a pair of Riga loudspeakers, and I made a stereo amp from a project in Practical Electronics magazine. I think Nursery Cryme by Genesis was the first LP that I played on it. Oh, nope, I just remembered - Deep Purple in Rock.

  85. in 20 years, fossil-fuel powered cars? by pereric · · Score: 1

    In 10-20 years in some European cities (like Oslo or Freiburg) fossil fuel powered cars could be almost if not completely obsolete. Possibly internal combustion in general. Unrealistic? Possibly. But who would bet in 1940, that in 20 years almost no trains would be steam powered?

    ICE cars could go the same route. Several EU countries already have serious political proposals made on banning fossil fuel powered cars, starting in 2025 or 2030. This would mean making EV:s default for new car sales quite a while ahead of the deadline. Several cities are also making bold changes to reduce car usage in favor of transit and cycling (some even propose city wide zones free from car traffic without a special permit); and low-emission zones grow in number.

    1. Re:in 20 years, fossil-fuel powered cars? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you asked in 1940, they'd have probably said most trains would be ELECTRIC by 1960. Not diesel electric, but electric from third rail or overhead line. Rail electrification was a big thing before WW2, slowed down by the Depression, the war, and, eventually, diesel engines.

      And you mean "almost all trains in the US." I remember Poland and the Eastern part of Germany in the early 90s -- there were steam engines in regular (not tourist) train use. Same with India and China, I think.

    2. Re:in 20 years, fossil-fuel powered cars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1960 was a bit optimistic, but I think the majority of trains were electric by 1970 or so.

  86. Typing code from a source listing in Dr Dobbs by niks42 · · Score: 1

    I once typed in the whole of the small-C compiler into a Z80 machine I made.

  87. ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    candy cigarettes

  88. Also On Facebook by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

    This one has come up a couple times on a Facebook group I am subscribed to called Do You Remember.

    I can't recall what answers I have given so far; but if I haven't used it yet, my next will be, "Don't touch that dial."

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  89. Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Here is just a tiny selection:

    > A/S/L

    WTF is this? Oh...

    > pagers

    those would really be neat these days of constant interruption

    > manual car windows

    my kid saw them in a cheap car and actually asked me "what's that?" when he learned about them, he went nuts. He loves to open and close the rear windows and loathes when I close them (e.g. in a tunnel or for security reasons).

    > "be kind, please rewind"

    actually I never knew why it had to be asked; it seems obvious to rewind the tape once you finished watching the movie; I guess there's different types of people, but I found weird associating an order issue with kindness

    > "Waiting by the radio for my song to come on so I could record it on a cassette tape"

    People nowadays can't wait. There's no wait. None. Not a single little hope that someone will wait for anything. They don't wait for a song, nor their favorite song, nor the favorite movie -- waiting for someone you love? Hah, fat chance. This is most animal age there has been since a long. long time. No romantism at all.

    > floppy disks

    OK, that's easy because hard disks are essentially the same.

    > the smell of purple mimeograph ink

    Forget about that, I remember the smell of new book and how that announced a brave new world of adventures and enjoyment. Now it's somewhat hard to smell the currents that change the color of the pixels on screen.

    > WordPerfect

    THIS ^

    How many times one had to explain that Word is not Wordperfect. Did it make any difference? No, Word was adopted and Wordperfect forgotten.

    Now, it's the same sh*t everyday about Word and Writer, Excel and Calc, Gimp and Photoshop etc. etc. Except, of course, Free software is unable to bribe people into buying it. And there will always be people who confuse price with value, "there's no free lunch" and other BS -- and even more idiots willing to submit to those idiocies.

    You know what? Gimp is really not the same as Photoshop, also for me... it's way better. I know only Gimp, therefore PS is worse.

    > busy signals

    I still get those; we still use phones. Not every phone has a message service.

    > paper maps

    In practice they still exist as Google Maps printouts or even as signs on the walls of the Metro.

    > Winamp

    qmmp... rules!

    > smoking in the hospital

    Doctors smoking in the hospital! Sometimes on TV, in a hospital setting! I never understood that.

    > the card catalogue

    I got to use those at some libraries. Computers could be useful back then, but they were prohibitively expensive, while paper and low frequency updates made cards a good enough alternative. Come to think, computers are still too pricey... :-/

    Fascinating that icons remain, even if devices are no longer seen... like a Rolodex in Android for Contacts or a handset before the phone number (he actually asked about the worm before the number or something to that effect).

  90. single-play hole-fillers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My daughter once bought an old turntable and it wouldn't play albums. She thought it was broken until I removed the 45 RPM disc from the spindle.

  91. *Confused looks* by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    How 'Pandora' and other streaming services really aren't all that different from broadcast radio.
    How 'cutting the cord' means having an ANTENNA on your roof (or at least connected to the TV), and that paying for Internet and Hulu is NOT 'cutting the cord' at all, it's just paying for a different cord.
    How there were 'operating systems' before Windows, and that there was no such thing as a 'GUI'.
    Public payphones.
    That you could (and still can!) build a working radio receiver with 5 components, and a length of wire for an antenna (crystal AM radio).
    That you could (and still could, if you hunted around a bit!) build a working computer (of sorts!) on perfboard. (My first one was like that).
    'Video games' were something you had to go to a public place to find, and you'd need a bunch of quarters to play.
    'Pinball machines' used to be a Real Thing. Not so much anymore. They're still out there, but hard to find.
    Hardest Mode: Completely electromechanical pinball machines. The average Millennial, if you opened one up to show them, would still think you were kidding them, even after they saw it working and played it themselves.
    As someone else said in their comment: "Doing things yourself". More and more there are too many 'conveniences' that mean you don't have to learn how to actually DO anything yourself -- and people are getting dumber and lazier because of it. This worries me greatly -- and annoys the hell out of me.

    1. Re:*Confused looks* by fafalone · · Score: 1

      How 'cutting the cord' means having an ANTENNA on your roof (or at least connected to the TV), and that paying for Internet and Hulu is NOT 'cutting the cord' at all, it's just paying for a different cord.

      How'd you connect your antenna to your TV without a cord?

    2. Re:*Confused looks* by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      Smartass.

  92. Remote Control by trewornan · · Score: 1

    Never mind all that "clicker" crap - I remember when my remote control was a pool cue.

  93. Cassettes by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 1

    Nothing quite like trying to load a game off cassette tape, trying to get the volume just right so the computer will read it properly. Trying again and again, with different audio gear to try to read the frickin tape. Yeah, good times.

    1. Re:Cassettes by drewlake2000 · · Score: 1

      keeping the tape lid open to press on the azimuth alignment head at just the right angle to get the thing loaded.

  94. Cameras by PPH · · Score: 1

    used to use this stuff called flim.

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    1. Re:Cameras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why aren't you applying to jobs instead of typing on slashdot?

    2. Re:Cameras by PPH · · Score: 1

      Independently wealthy. Semi-retired. Weather outside is shitty.

      Why not?

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  95. Remember when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...saying "cool" was 23 skidoo?

  96. Snow on TV screens, static on radios, dial-up by shoor · · Score: 1

    Changing channels on a TV, for channels with no station in the area you'd just get 'snow' or white noise, on the screen; the equivalent for sound was called static. Trying to watch a show on a station with a weak signal would be fuzzy. Also, the picture would often 'roll' if some vacuum tube in the electronics was weak. If you were capable enough, you could pull the tubes out and test them at a testing machine down at Radio Shack. Otherwise you'd bring in the television repair man.

    Also, when telephone modems or fax machines were first making a connection that static like sound of the protocol handshake when they first connected.

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  97. Remember when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you needed a pan to write on a Facebook?

  98. How about calling the local phone cumpany operator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To ask if there'd be school today? She'd have called certain rural residents to see if the roads in their area were passable for the buses during heavy rain or snow storms and during spring mud season. We'd get a week or two off from school each school year. This was in eastern Washington State.The rural counties have paved roads now.

  99. Have you hitched the wagon to go 20 miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My grandmother as a child watched with fascination as the first automobile came to her town, as electric wires were strung up on poles and the first electric lights arrived where she lived. Her family would have to hitch up a team to the wagon if they wanted to drive to "town"--the neigboring, slightly larger rural town.

    While in midlife, she was responsible for sending and receiving teletype messages where she worked, a place that tested jet ejection seats. She would tell me, when I showed her e-mail, that it was very much similar to what she'd worked with in the 1950s, except with more parts automated. From horse and buggy to the world-wide-web, I suspect she would have quite the lengthy list of terminology and cultural references that I'd have to google before I could converse with her. I'd be an ignorant infant. (And certainly the reverse would hold true too.)

    So this isn't entirely a "new" issue, this change. Merely the rate is increasing.

  100. Flying, period. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My father remembers the first airplane to land near his village in Italy. Many of the villagers went out to see it.

  101. No calculators... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I miss my slide rule.

  102. My Favourite Old Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are two Sparc 2 "pizza boxes" running Solaris 7. Remarkable machines, even now. They make great DNS or file servers for a small business.

  103. Dedicated Tape Rewind Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My family had one of those dedicated VHS tape rewinders so that you wouldn't wear out the VCR motors rewinding all of those movie rentals.

  104. Waiting about a minute for the TV tube to warm up by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    ...before the picture finally started to show up, when you first turned on the TV.

  105. Cars with mechanical radio buttons by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    There was really such a thing, before "radio buttons" became a computer user interface thing!

    1. Re:Cars with mechanical radio buttons by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      I'm quite familiar with those kinds of buttons on a car radio (where you can only have one pushed in at a time, right? The preset station selectors?), as every car I've ever owned has had them, but I've never made the connection between those and the user interface "radio buttons" until now (which look nothing like the ones in in any car I've ever had, but function similarly, so I can see the naming connection now). I used to wonder why the user interface elements were named that. Thanks!

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  106. Mattel Football by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1
  107. Up All Night with Rhonda Shear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to be going through puberty during the VCR era and then dial up internet days and beyond

    From Playboy and Penthouse and Hustler sold at gas stations to the VCR and then the internet.

    I am so glad the VCR and the internet kept me from ever considering going to an x-rated flick *in the theatre*. No wonder our parents' generation was so whack.

  108. Listening to music while my App loaded onto Atari by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    before floppy disk drives became affordable, my atari 400 had a (standard) cassette tape drive. Apparently it was effectively a built in steganography where the (low bitrate) recorded program overlapped with cheesy loading music that you got to listen to at the same time the code was loading into ram. Or you could listen to the music on its own by putting the standard cassette tape in an ordinary non-computer cassette player.

    The floppy disk drive upgrade IIRC was $100-$200, quite a bit of money in the early eighties.

  109. How do you spell "relief"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    R-O-L-A.....

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    Banks closed at 3:00 PM
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    When people referred to "Elites," it did not have "Liberal" in front of it, it was considered an honor to be an elite, yes, there were the Kennedy's, but they were outnumbered by Business Leaders, Country Club Republicans, local political dynasties, Professional Association such as the AMA, Ivy League schools and the Academic Elites (see above, an honor, not a slur), Prep Schools, upscale stores for the rich, the rich, anyone...any male that was at the top of a field as long as the field was something most people looked up to.

  110. MS by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I remember when Microsoft really sucked ..... oh, wait

  111. Lotus 123 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lotus 123 .. wordstar !!!

    What is wrong with you people

  112. Vertical hold by ebcdic · · Score: 1

    not to mention horizontal.

  113. Steam trains by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    Steam trains in Paddington Station. And a booth on the platform where you could "make a record", talk for three minutes then a disk would come out. When I tell young people about this they assume it was in Queen Victoria's realm (do I really look that old?), but it was actually in the 1960s

  114. Seeing Islam as something harmless and exotic by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    Seeing Islam as something harmless and exotic, like Sinbad, Aladin and Ali Baba. The idea that it would be killing people in the west for drawing cartoons would have been laughed at

    1. Re:Seeing Islam as something harmless and exotic by nealric · · Score: 1

      Back then it was still socially acceptable to use African Americans as your favorite scapegoat.

  115. I remember picketing before shopping malls. by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

    Before shopping malls, you would periodically see picketers right outside the front door of businesses whose employees had a beef, because once upon a time, picketing could actually be effective. Once shopping malls came about, picketing was no longer useful because the malls were private property and the storefronts combined and enclosed, and you can't picket within the enclosed mall given its private property reduced status as a "public forum" (your state's laws may vary in this regard). So the best that can be done is to picket at the public street entrance to the mall where the specific store target of the picketing is obscured and non-targeted businesses can then be adversely affected. At that point, picketers have largely "gone the way of the dodo" as they say, though some no doubt are happy about that. Several court cases have come about regarding shopping malls as public forums, with mixed results. I recall in the 1950s and 1960s picketing was a lot more common to see than since retail businesses started circling the wagons and using private property arguments as a defense.

  116. The Software Labs shareware catalog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember checking the mailbox every day when walking home from the bus stop after school (before school busses became a limo service that stop at every house) to see if I got the newest Software Labs catalog. Itâ(TM)s difficult to explain how shareware circulated before internet access and broadband became popular.

  117. Space Exploration by dwarfking · · Score: 2

    So many of the comments here talk about technologies from the 80's an later that I have to give my story.

    I remember back in 1969 sitting in front of the television in July watching the news on the first Apollo moon landing. When the space ship was returning to Earth I recall the anticipation of where it would actually splash down in the Pacific but not totally sure where.

    Then in 1981 I watched as the Columbia space shuttle launched from Florida and 2 days later landed exactly on target in California.

    And sadly in 2003 I watched the same shuttle burn up.

    And then watched as the shuttle program was shutdown.

    1. Re:Space Exploration by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      And even in 2003 we couldn't go to the moon. Yes, you had to be there - I remember that day , too.

  118. The smell of purple mimeograph ink... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mimeograph was a ink based stencil duplicating method. It's ink smelled like oil. Also the ink was (usually) black. The purple colored, sweet smelling duplicator was a "ditto" machine, sometimes called a "spirit duplicator" because mineral spirits was used to damped a page before it was pressed against a master page transferring a little bit of a purple colored wax from the master to a new page, You could get up to a hundred copies before the ink on the master wore away. That people don't know the difference between mimeograph and spirit duplication shows just how old some technologies are.

    1. Re:The smell of purple mimeograph ink... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      That people don't know that mimeographs were originally known as 'policy machines' is further proof of the decline of Western Civilization.

      That people don't know that 'Ditto' was a brand name clinches it.

      That people don't know that the third ribbon position on typewriters, the one usually marked with a white dot, was the 'stencil' position, for policy stencils, is indeed sad. So also carbon paper, Paymaster check writers, Addressographs/Multigraphs (aka clever mini mimeographs), and bursters.

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  119. Public parks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember when you could go for a midnight stroll in the park; now it gets its gates locked on a night!

  120. Wired Remotes for TVs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember having a TV with a hard wired remote that when you changed channels actually turned to dial with a surprisingly loud 'Ka-Chunk' each turn.

  121. What remote control? by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

    I remember the days when TVs didn't have remote controls at all. The kids were the remote; the grownups would ask them to go over and change the channel.

    I also remember tube electronics - radios and TVs that didn't turn on immediately. You had to wait for them to warm up before they would work. (Pet peeve: movies set before 1960 where somebody turns on a radio and it plays right away.) Some new electronics are an odd sort of throwback to those days; now you have to wait for them to boot up.

  122. The Star Spangled Banner! by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

    Another thing that's mostly in the past: radio stations that signed off at night. Back in the 60s many stations would close up shop at midnight and return to the air at 5 or 6 am. It was also the custom to play The Star Spangled Banner at sign on and sign off.

    Adios, cartoons on broadcast television. Once upon a time, stations had cartoon blocks on weekday afternoons and on Saturday and Sunday mornings. (A few even had weekday morning cartoons.) VCRs (and later DVDs) and cable killed them all, and now we also have streaming.

    Most of the Sunday morning religious programming is also gone. (But nowadays we have full time religious cable channels.) Anybody out there remember The Christophers? "If everyone lit just one little candle what a bright world it would be."

    1. Re:The Star Spangled Banner! by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      A link to The Christopher Program on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  123. Greatest danger to data storage: mice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not because of magnetic fields or stuff. Because they built nests in boxes filled with punchcards.

  124. Is Your Hard Drive... by agrisea · · Score: 1

    An MFM or RLL ?

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  125. I found it amusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a little while ago I was in line when a slightly older millennial was explaining to a slightly younger millennial what the lollapalooza festival was.

  126. Health insurance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was my entire family when my dad retired during the dotcom bubble.

    600/mo for medical insurance.

    Within two years it was *2000*/mo. They kept paying it on everybody until they were essentially broke (I got off it after a year due to issues with my doctors not investigating/diagnosing problems I was having, having had excellent coverage from newborn until I was ~17. I wouldn't be alive without them, but that doesn't mean I could overlook their declining quality of care and safety as I got older and my list of problems would theoretically increase.)

    As it is I have been medical coverage free for 15 years now, dental free for 10 years, and mostly have managed to avoid return visits to either with changes in diet and in the latter case, flossing and sensodyne toothpaste. Avoid tooth-chipping hard foods and anything highly acidic or full of sugar and your teeth can last without ongoing dental visits for quite a few years if not for the life of your body.