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San Francisco Officials Are Planning To Ban Corporate Cafeterias, Force Tech Workers To Eat Out At Local Restaurants (nytimes.com)

"According to The New York Times, San Francisco officials are planning to ban corporate cafeterias to force tech workers to eat out at local eateries," writes Slashdot reader The Original CDR. Here's an excerpt from the report: Two San Francisco supervisors introduced an ordinance last week that would forbid employee cafeterias in new corporate construction. It is not clear whether the measure will pass, but it is a direct attack on one of the modern tech industry's most entrenched traditions. The ordinance, which seeks to force tech workers out of their subsidized cafeterias and into neighborhood restaurants, is the latest attempt by San Francisco leaders to make the tech companies that are migrating north from Silicon Valley adapt to life in the city.

"These tech companies have decided to leave their suburban campuses because their employees want to be in the city, and yet the irony is, they come to the city and are creating isolated, walled-off campuses," said Aaron Peskin, a city supervisor who is co-sponsoring the bill with Ahsha Safai. "This is not against these folks, it's for them. It's to integrate them into the community." Mr. Peskin's ordinance is also aimed at getting more out of a tax deal given to tech companies that would agree to move into a troubled area called Mid-Market. In 2011, the companies were given tax breaks on payroll and stock options with the hope that they would bring jobs and investment to the neighborhood, just a short walk from San Francisco's City Hall. Within a few years, a number of companies like Twitter, Square and Uber moved into Mid-Market. But despite initial excitement over the opening of a number of restaurants and shops, the neighborhood has not yet flourished the way many had hoped.
Further reading: San Francisco Examiner, San Francisco Chronicle

825 comments

  1. Truly by Alyks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the highest priority for the city.

    1. Re:Truly by Brett+Buck · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, all that poop on the streets, used syringes everywhere, crazy bums assaulting people at the BART station and living in the elevators, we'll deal with those later, we need to address the critical issues first.

    2. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, stop doing anything until world poverty is solved.

    3. Re:Truly by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Yes, all that poop on the streets, used syringes everywhere, crazy bums assaulting people at the BART station and living in the elevators, we'll deal with those later, we need to address the critical issues first.

      I'm curious: I've only visited SF once (maybe 10 years ago) and I don't recall that. Do you live there? If it's that bad then why?

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    4. Re:Truly by Brett+Buck · · Score: 5, Informative

      I live nearby. The stories are 100% real:

      "I will say there is more feces on the sidewalks than Iâ(TM)ve ever seen growing up here," (recently elected Mayor London)Breed said. "That is a huge problem and we are not just talking about from dogs â" weâ(TM)re talking about from humans."

      SAN FRANCISCO (KPIX 5) â" Shocking video is calling attention to whatâ(TM)s going on in one of the busiest BART stations in the Bay Area: drug users blatantly shooting up out in the open as commuters walk by, others slumped along filthy corridors.

            Search for "San Francisco feces" and "Bart Station homeless", you will see all you wanted to see, and far, far more.

                I would add, the new Mayor has already said she has no intention of "interfering" with the homeless or coming up with a broad plan on how to resolve the poop on the sidewalks problem, just, ask the homeless nicely to clean up after themselves.

    5. Re:Truly by Gavagai80 · · Score: 0

      Could be worse. Live in a more rural town like mine and you have to have to carefully jump over horse poop on all the trails, which is much bigger than smellier than human poop.

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    6. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wtf? Horse poop doesn't smell even slightly bad. On a scale of 0 to 10 it's a 0.

    7. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well they're not going to pick up the used hypodermics or the hobo's shit, so they might as well do this.

    8. Re:Truly by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one living in a city where the town provides litter bags for dog poop (and you better clean up after your pooch if you value the content of your wallet)?

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    9. Re: Truly by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 0

      Also, unlike human or dog feces, horse poop washes right off your shoes. No need to pick out the waffle with a stick and some tissue.

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    10. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have lived here for 25 years. Been through it all in tech. Went from 45 an hour to 250 and then now a cool 53. But stable. That said. This city is a shit hole like it has never been. And the lunacy of the BOS is legendary. I'm embarrassed to live here. Walk down sycamore alley off Valencia towards mission. Right before mission you will smell something you only dreamed of in your worst nightmares. Welcome to sf. Peskin is an idiot.

    11. Re:Truly by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      I worked there the summer of 1996. It was still a nice place to live then, so long as the contract customer was paying for everything. Where else would you find a Jack Kerouac Alley?

    12. Re: Truly by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Wtf? Horse poop doesn't smell even slightly bad. On a scale of 0 to 10 it's a 0.

      And horses don't drop needles all over the place.

    13. Re:Truly by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 0

      One way to get a start on civic beautification would be to round up all the bums and passed-out junkies and quietly put them to sleep.

    14. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human poop all over the city does not make top 10?

    15. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea...a lot has changed in 10 years.

    16. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the highest priority for the city.

      Next headline: Mass exodus of Tech Companies from California ensues.

      Texas, Nevada, and other surrounding states experience tremendous growth.

    17. Re: Truly by Malc · · Score: 1

      You donâ(TM)t have to go rural for that: I live in one of the biggest cities in Europe and this is a frequent obstacle for me. Something to do with ridiculously rich people and all that ceremonial calvary the tourists seem to live and their centrally located barracks.

    18. Re:Truly by f3rret · · Score: 1

      Yes, all that poop on the streets, used syringes everywhere, crazy bums assaulting people at the BART station and living in the elevators, we'll deal with those later, we need to address the critical issues first.

      It's almost as if a large-scale operation like a city government can work on more than one thing at a time, innit?

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    19. Re:Truly by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      which is much bigger than smellier than human poop.

      Erm, not it's not, humans are omnivores, their poop smells way worse to me. Also as someone said further down the fresher human poop is the harder it is to get it off the bottom of your shoe (and sometimes the side, depending on the size of the turd). Not only that but human poop carries way more disease than horse poop.

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    20. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human poop has the downside of carrying more diseases humans can catch.
      There's also much less excuse for a small area in a rich place, full of communal spaces, to have an excrement problem, versus what amounts to a sparsely populated area with huge swaths of straight up nature.

    21. Re:Truly by Known+Nutter · · Score: 1

      It's almost as if a large-scale operation like a city government can work on more than one thing at a time, innit?

      Maybe other municipalities, but not San Francisco. These problems are old. I would say it's been as severe as it is now for about a decade, perhaps a little less.

      SF government seems to have a problem with accountability. Perhaps forcing the corporate workforce out onto the shit-needle campsite sidewalks everyday will help.

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    22. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, culling is needed here. People dont like it and of course will protest it. But it needs to be done.

      The silly thing is, any time you ask a protestor what their solution is, they dont have one. They are just protesting to protest at this point.

      Fuck'em. Don't want to make your life better and stop being a vagrant? Fine. Night night it is and you're off to being worm food.

    23. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love when the companies comply with the law by renaming the cafeterias to carfarnearitas and proceed as if nothing happened. Then it takes government ten years to work around the hack.

    24. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I live in an area where avoiding horse dung is a weekly occurrence on my morning dog walks. Horse crap ain't got nothing on human. I would put my face into a pile of horse crap and take a deep breath if it meant I didn't have to deal with the horrors I have had to smell in the bathroom at work.

      The only time horse crap gets bad is when they mix it with horse piss and it starts getting that strong ammonia smell about it, and then it's really more just the smell of ammonia burning your nostrils.

    25. Re:Truly by thepigwanker · · Score: 1

      I spent a month in the Tenderloin in '99 and it was like that back then, too.

    26. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believe it or not, but a city can actually (try to stay with me here) DO MORE THAN ONE THING AT A TIME!!

      Crazy, right? I know!!!

    27. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure if I am reading you right. Are you suggesting we murder thousands of people suffering from addiction?

      I know you didnt actually mean that because that would be what Nazis would do, but i am confused by your highly intelligent words and letters.

      Oh gosh, I must have misunderstood, there is no way you actually mean that, because that would make you a murdering Nazi.

    28. Re: Truly by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      A friend of a friend did a whole series of photos of dog shit in famous public places in Paris... On one vacation.

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    29. Re:Truly by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Well if the situation is so bad you have major conventions canceling and citing its attendees safety as the reason I'd say it was that bad. As for why...I'd start with ~$4K mo. rent for a ~900sq ft apt. My 1,770sq ft. 3 BR 2.5 Bath home mortgage with insurance is less than half that.

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    30. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You read right. You're also an idiot. That doesnt make someone a Nazi. Besides, no one made them waste their lives and get addicted to shit. That's on them and they can pay the price for it.

      They do need to round up all the homeless and simply eradicate them humanely and be done with it.

    31. Re:Truly by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

      Absolutely. In the mean time, the same NIMBYs that have forced SF to refuse to build any new housing are trying to prevent the re-opening of closed restaurants.

      NIMBYs have far, far, too much power in this country. They're why we can't have nice things - literally. There's a lot of pseudo-"environmental protection" laws that need reform to cover the real world - you shouldn't need permission to run trains on an existing rail line, and it should be relatively easy to build a block of apartments in an area zoned high density mixed use.

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    32. Re:Truly by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      That's the way all Democrat-run shithole cities work; San Francisco just has a more concentrated and thus noticeable problem. It's not a problem city officials have any desire to solve, for various reasons. But they will always pay lip service to some eventual solution that never actually materializes.

    33. Re:Truly by syn3rg · · Score: 1

      ...having solved all of the City's other problems...

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    34. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe someone's thinking that if they can get office workers to go outside, those workers will start to care and then begin to vote for cleaning things up, instead of voting against cleaning things up.

    35. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is true, but it happens in certain parts of the city. Every big city has the area where illegal activities go on. Why do people like to emphasize on particular bad stuff of a city as a whole? There is no perfect big city in the world.

    36. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Today you're enjoying your fresh new gig out of college - probably part funded by your parents, and maybe even the government. Good luck, because tomorrow everything you know can become obsolete. When you hit 40 years old and become completely unemployable you can sit on the side of the street and wait for the blissful long goodnight at the hands of the eradication squads.

      The ultimate in consumerism.

      Hey, act now and you can turn a nice profit. Open a kebab shop opposite the BART station and throw the eradicators some bribes.

    37. Re:Truly by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      Please stop working on poverty until we're sure that we've done everything we can to prevent nuclear war from ever happening. It's ridiculous: you're feeding people, one of whom might some day be the person who presses the big red button!

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    38. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That, or they'll lease out their cafeterias to suspiciously named establishments like "Foodle" or "Micromeals". What's more suspicious is that their operating profit is exactly the same as their operating costs, right down to the dime.

    39. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and it should be relatively easy to build a block of apartments in an area zoned high density mixed use.

      Not in MY backyard.

    40. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These corporations get massive tax breaks on the claim by the corps that their employees will stimulate the local economy through use of local businesses, including restaurants. The the corporation builds an all-in-one center where the employee can completely avoid any interaction with local businesses. How is that fair?

    41. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one enjoy the irony. My city in India getting cleaner by the day while SF is the new street poop king.

    42. Re:Truly by lerxstz · · Score: 1

      That, and if the office workers going outside, they'll spend some of their money at local businesses, which may have to hire more people, which would help the local economy, and maybe stabilize peoples' situations, so you do have less homeless and less crap on the streets. Just a long term thought. (One that the knee-jerk types wouldn't consider whilst they're busy exterminating people who, just imagine it, might not be in that situation due to their own faults or character flaws, but due to a series of unfortunate events not of their making). The knee-jerk types never seem to look far enough down the road to consider that one of those unfortunate people could be their son/daughter one day.

      They also fail to remember the beneficial head start they likely received by being fortunate enough to be healthy/relatively wealthy/from a good family, etc.

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    43. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we're not talking about DOG poop. We're talking about HUMAN POOP. Apparently, the SF poor are not able to use the dog poop & scoop rules or available bags to clean up after themselves.

    44. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soylent Green, anyone?

    45. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's almost as if a large-scale operation like a city government can work on more than one thing at a time, innit?

      That would be a valid point, IF they actually were working on those other problems. But from what I gather from other posters, they aren't.

    46. Re: Truly by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 0

      No Solution? The solution is obvious -- Universal Basic Income and Housing for all. US Society needs to get off this "Socialism is evil" brainwashing and to realize that a Society that refuses to take care of the members of that society is doomed to failure. Just as the society of the US is failing, the wealthy few taking everything and impoverishing the majority. America by the standards of the actual 1st world has become an impoverished shithole populated with ignorant, uneducated, obese idiots who can't even get basic health care Your so called "solution" is nothing short of Nazi Death camps -- and it is .you and your kind that humanity truly needs to find a "final solution" for. You represent only hate and death and would kill all those not part of your vile little fascist monoculture

    47. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never found someone that wants to kill all drug addicts besides me. Thank you for not making me feel alone.

    48. Re:Truly by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      NIMBYs have far, far, too much power in this country.

      Actually, it's not so bad in most parts of the country. San Francisco is just one (perhaps the most) pathological example.

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    49. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that bad. It's worse. We don't call it SanFran, we call it HoHo -- Homeless and Homosexuals. Of course, some of the homosexuals are also homeless, but that's because of the ridiculous real estate prices, not drugs and mental illness.

      There are a lot of nice things about HoHo, but the downsides are awful.

    50. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live nearby, and sadly help perpetuate those myths via fake news websites that you have clearly patronized. I thank you for your ad revenue.

      It is unbelievable how easy it is to convince people that the most outrageously false stories are true. You will become the subject of a white paper on a research paper I'm doing on fake news.

    51. Re: Truly by saloomy · · Score: 1

      San Francisco already spends over $40k per homeless person per year. Citation (There are roughly 6,000 homeless people in SF).

      If Govirnment spending would have fixed the problem, certainly twice the poverty line per homeless person is sufficient. Those are just city dollars. That doesn't include the county, the state, or the federal government programs and services these guys have access to.

      We know most of it is spent on cronyism, contracts to businesses their friends own, and misappropriation. Otherwise, you could just cut checks and they could rent apartments 3 or 4 to a housing unit, literally anywhere else in the country.

      Given our current embarrassment we call a support system, I'd rather just cut all of these programs, and all of the entitlements, all of them, and just start a minimum income via a negative income tax.

      Democrats won't have that. They want the pork-barrel buffet of these "entitlements" so they can rip it off. For shame.

    52. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol, keep calling the people who pay for you to live as you parasitically feed on them "fascists" and all the other little pet names you have for them. I hope they do get fascist on your ass. You certainly deserve it.

    53. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it's something the progressive council can control. They can't control the cesspool they created, but they can find ways to further control and dictate to productive, law abiding citizens.

    54. Re:Truly by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Yes? Most cities(and people) expect pet owners not to be assholes and do it on their own, and people have no problems going after pet owners who don't in those cases.

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    55. Re:Truly by barc0001 · · Score: 0

      > Yes, all that poop on the streets, used syringes everywhere, crazy bums assaulting people at the BART station and living in the elevators, we'll deal with those later, we need to address the critical issues first.

      All of that does take money. You know how to get more money? Making people buy lunch off campus instead of eating at the free office caf which generates revenue from additional restaurant licensing, liquor sales, and staff wages paying city taxes. Crazy idea right?

      But no, you're correct, let's go back to that idea of yours of tackling the problems you mention without an additional nickel of resources. Surely just taking another poke at it will fix the problems this time!

    56. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's just someone that wants to complain about rural people and how they live. Showing his distaste for people that might be more conservative because their lifestyle might include things so archaic as riding horses on trails through the woods. Such backwards people that enjoy being outside in nature.

    57. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sad I had to scroll all the way down to here to get the first spot on comment.

      That said I find this weird. Iâ(TM)m used to having a cafeteria at work from my time growing up. My dad worked at a large company that had to feed their employees so they built a large cafeteria for their employees to buy lunch at. Crazy thought I know. Especially given this was for blue collar workers. Shocker! What would the city of San Francisco have to say about that? Ok for blue collar? Problem now, they expanded and got an IT department. They also ate there. Theyâ(TM)re actually a major IT outsourcing partner now and have a looot of employees, white collar tech workers, eating in there too. Would the city of SAN Francisco just forbid the tech workers from eating in there and allow the blue collar workers to have a cheap yet good company subsidized lunch?

      Food for thought!

    58. Re:Truly by Alypius · · Score: 1

      As long as it's a problem, they can campaign on it and/or raise taxes to "address the crisis" or "conduct a study"

    59. Re:Truly by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Cities need to be less naive and stop the bullshit. This situation happens often, not just in S.F. The city councils think the big payday is coming, and that all the money will trickle down, so they approve the sweetheart deals. But it doesn't end up happening. Subsidized sports arenas, unrealistic Olypmpic bids, ass kissing Amazon, etc. Often you get fewer jobs than expected, or lower paying jobs, or other businesses close up because they can't compete.

      Every new business of a certain size will have cafeterias, this has been the standard for many decades. The city should have taken this into account.

    60. Re:Truly by harrkev · · Score: 2

      if the office workers going outside, they'll spend some of their money at local businesses

      Yup. The local restaurants can hire the cooks that were laid off from the company cafeterias. That should help unemployment a lot.

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    61. Re:Truly by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      I wonder if anyone else is seeing a general breakdown of civil authority and social framework...

      I ask this because I live in Houston, TX and work near an area of the city where prostitution is rampant. I can walk outside my building right now and take pictures of at least 2-5 prostitutes working the streets in broad daylight. They even traverse the access roads next to the freeway!

      This has been going on day in and day out for the last couple of years. Every once in a while the police will do a sting, but they are only looking to shame and shake down the Johns. The working women never end up in cuffs. They just disappear while the policetitutes are entraping people, then reappear once the meat wagons roll off with their cargo of sex addicts.

      Fortunately, the human feces quotient is small, but there are plenty of used condoms littering the ground (good they are using them!), the occasional bit of discarded stripperware, and a smattering of what I have been told are "drug baggies" (not that I would know what those look like.) It's almost hard to notice those things though, with all the young women milling about wearing inappropriate spandex, mesh tops with electrical tape on their nipples, shorts that only cover their hips, and the more-frequent-than-you-could-possibly-imagine skirt flipped up with no underwear combo, completely revealing their pubic grooming habits.

      It's curious to think that major cities in America can't control things like homeless people crapping everywhere or prostitutes taking over a few long blocks next to an elementary school.

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    62. Re:Truly by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Yes, all that poop on the streets, used syringes everywhere...

      Too much to hope that the state of California will finally take steps and intervene in the clusterfuck that is San Francisco city government.

      You can't tell me human feces in the street is legal at the state level. Every state, and especially western states outlawed it more than a century ago, and that was none too soon. The ancient Romans knew that human excrement in the street is a public health hazard, and San Francisco can't figure it out? It's time for California's state government to fire every one of those assholes calling themselves "city supervisors" and forcibly install a city government that will clean up the mess and keep it cleaned up.

      I say this as someone who lives nowhere near California, yet has an interest, because what's happening in San Francisco is a disease vector that affects the entire continent. Clean up your shit, California, or we'll find some federal law to make you clean it up. You're not an island and what you're doing is not just stupid but outright dangerous.

    63. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Search for "San Francisco feces"

      Dibs on the band name.

    64. Re:Truly by lobotomy · · Score: 1

      Yes, exactly. Tax breaks are just a race to the bottom. We need to stop it. When a municipality needs to recoup the lost tax stream, they invariably end up increasing taxes on the workers. The people end up shouldering the burden to enrich corporations.

    65. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And guess what, when they come, they'll be coming for your ass as well.

    66. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blame the democrats. It's all their fault.

    67. Re: Truly by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1
      Why should the money I work hard for go to pay for people who either
      • can't work due to mental illness and won't take their meds and/or can't take care of themselves and who should be institutionalized but can't be because of people like you
      • can't work because they decided to abuse drugs and are now addicted to drugs and no one wants to hire a junkie
      • decided that crime was better than working, were arrested, and not can't get a job because they are known criminals
      • decided that working is overrated

      Why should my money go to support your and your heroine habit?

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    68. Re: Truly by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Chlorfentenal is on the job. Just have some patience.

      There are likely millions (worldwide) of dead people walking already, look at the history of (test chems/designer drugs).

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    69. Re:Truly by Not-a-Neg · · Score: 1

      San Francisco summarized in 5 words: "Walk around and eat sh*t".

      Next legislative season they will begin taxing people per ounce of poop that comes out of their butt. (Except the homeless and anyone self-identifying as non-human.) Stick around and in another year they will limit how many minutes you can spend taking a shower. Followed by limiting how many licks you can lick a lollipop. Don't worry about breaking the law though, SFPD have already proven they can't shoot a person from 5 feet away and won't enforce laws anyways.

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    70. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's only one type of person that brings homosexuality up in a discussion like this: a closet homosexual with a lot of self-hate going on.

      Repeat after me: "I'm gay, and that's ok. There's nothing wrong with liking cock"

      You're in San Francisco, go out and enjoy the night life rather than bitch about it, just remember to use protection.

    71. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luxury!

      We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank.

    72. Re: Truly by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      San Francisco? Who else are you going to blame? Don't answer, we know....

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    73. Re:Truly by yarbo · · Score: 1

      Maybe if the SF techies had to walk outside once in a while they'd disrupt the lack of public toilets. People have to poop somewhere.

    74. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it's unfair for some people to be rich when others are poor. Screw prosperity, I WANT SOCIALISM!

      It also has the dual utility of helping the environment while whittling down the population: 100,000,000 million people where killed living under socialism in the 20th century. With modern technology working for us, we can get that up to an even billion, easy! Voila, global warming nipped in the bud, and overpopulation fixed over night.

    75. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because true facts come from people posting on slashdot.

    76. Re: Truly by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      San Francisco has shelters for the homeless, places where they could sleep and volunteer to help each other out, making social services go farther. But what is to be done about those who won't even use such facilities, the people who poop in the subway escalators and do nothing but make life miserable for everyone else in the city?

    77. Re:Truly by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      Well, they banned plastic bags. What did they think the homeless would use to poop in, when plastic bags were no longer available?

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    78. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really so naive as to think a drug addict is going to spend their universal basic income on anything other than drugs?

    79. Re: Truly by reanjr · · Score: 1

      Ok, horse shit is certainly better than dog or human shit, but if you think it has no smell, you've spent too much of your life around horse shit.

    80. Re: Truly by reanjr · · Score: 1

      Universal basic income isn't socialist. It's capitalist and was proposed by people like Hayak and Friedman, two guy generally seen as libertarians and who consistently argue against socialism.

      The irony is when we finally get UBI, it will be the progressive left that takes the credit rather than the libertarians who actually spent the intellectual capital and years of animosity from neo-liberals for their ideas.

    81. Re: Truly by reanjr · · Score: 1

      The state might have a beef with a person shitting on the street, but there's nothing that says your local government has some time limit on finding the resources to clean up the shit.

    82. Re: Truly by reanjr · · Score: 1

      So true.

      If your community has trash on the street, and you don't have a trash can on every corner, that's the government's fault.

      If your community has human feces on the street, and you don't have a public bathroom on every corner, that's the government's fault, too.

    83. Re: Truly by reanjr · · Score: 1

      You mean communities that illegally round up their homeless people and ship them off to CA have less of a homeless problem than CA, where they follow the law? I'm shocked!

    84. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Today you're enjoying your fresh new gig out of college - probably part funded by your parents, and maybe even the government. Good luck, because tomorrow everything you know can become obsolete. When you hit 40 years old and become completely unemployable you can sit on the side of the street and wait for the blissful long goodnight at the hands of the eradication squads.

      The ultimate in consumerism.

      Hey, act now and you can turn a nice profit. Open a kebab shop opposite the BART station and throw the eradicators some bribes.

      You're still an idiot. I'm diff A/C, but I'm over 40 and have no end site for my career because I.... survey says.... Keep myself employable by being useful and versatile. I don't get stuck in a rut on a singular task or skill set, so, I don't get obsolete.. It's called personal responsibility. You should try it.

    85. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you translate that from crapintosh into English tm a hat rrr eacute??

    86. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nazis also gave people universal healthcare and free college.

    87. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You had a paper bag? Luxury!

    88. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's just someone that wants to complain about urban people and the difficulties of having that many people in one place. Showing his distaste for people that might be more liberal because their lifestyle might include things so progressive as trying to solve large and complicated public service issues. Such backwards people that enjoy trying to make a society function.

    89. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Waaaaaaah oh no people are engaging in business I don't approve of waaaaah call the cops

    90. Re: Truly by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      The irony is when we finally get UBI, it will be the progressive left that takes the credit

      No, when the economy tanks and everyone is poor because nobody has to work anymore and there is nobody left to pay the taxes to hand out UBI to everyone, the left will blame the right, just like they tried blaming Bush and the right for the inevitable banking disaster that came from CRA and Barney frank. The "progressive left" will start by denying there is a problem and then will switch to pointing fingers at the other side for the failure they themselves created.

    91. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should be killed, but not before you suffer

    92. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hookers are fun try one

    93. Re:Truly by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's not so bad in most parts of the country.

      "Historic Districts" are all over the place, and if you ever find yourself living in one you'll change your opinion of how much power NIMBYs have. When you can't replace your old rotted out windows with new high-tech energy conserving ones because they don't look the same as the old rotted out ones, you'll know. If you have a commercial building and want to get rid of a high-maintenance gable facade because it costs too much to keep safe, and the city tells you you can't because the building you allegedly own had a gable facade in 1911, you'll know.

      San Francisco is just one (perhaps the most) pathological example.

      Small town historical commissions are pretty pathological, too, and usually quite litigious.

    94. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if we could multitask. I bet there will more jobs and less homeless because of it. The 1%ers will pay more for lunch and maybe start to socialize and realize humans do matter

    95. Re:Truly by nyri · · Score: 1

      Yes, all that poop on the streets, used syringes everywhere, crazy bums assaulting people at the BART station and living in the elevators, we'll deal with those later, we need to address the critical issues first.

      Maybe, just maybe, if all Twitter and Uber employees et al. are forced to leave the offices to eat, they would notice the homeless people squatting the nearby BART stations. And maybe, just maybe, they would consider doing something about it. They are quite rich and powerful people.

    96. Re:Truly by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one living in a city where the town provides litter bags for dog poop (and you better clean up after your pooch if you value the content of your wallet)?

      Seems to be more of an extension of the homeless problem than a dog problem.

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    97. Re:Truly by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      They shut down public toilets there?

      Wow, how shitty can a town be?

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    98. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      â100,000,000 millionâ, I donâ(TM)t think that number is what you think it is.

    99. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "and your heroine habit"

      I know, right? Just can't stop fapping to Wonder Woman.

    100. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow!
      You REALLY know your âoepoopâ!

    101. Re: Truly by baristabrian · · Score: 0

      Speaking as a poor homeless fucker, YOUR money should NOT be wasted on me. Tell your liberal friends who want OTHERS to pay for THEIR compassion to go fuck themselves. Tell them to let ME have a place to stay in THEIR fucking homes!

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      -- "I'm not in a hurry; I'm in Hawaii." The Homeless Guy
    102. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And from the fucking blurb :

      Mr. Peskin's ordinance is also aimed at getting more out of a tax deal given to tech companies that would agree to move into a troubled area called Mid-Market. In 2011, the companies were given tax breaks on payroll and stock options with the hope that they would bring jobs and investment to the neighborhood, just a short walk from San Francisco's City Hall. Within a few years, a number of companies like Twitter, Square and Uber moved into Mid-Market. But despite initial excitement over the opening of a number of restaurants and shops, the neighborhood has not yet flourished the way many had hoped.

      Governments hand out these special tax breaks all the time. Free money hand outs, no conditions attached or no consequences if conditions are not met.
      So, why is handing out tax breaks a right-wing thing (with nobody left to pay the taxes because there are tax breaks), but handing out UBI money a left-wing thing? That's not too different.

    103. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One can be gay and not like drag queens, sissies, dyed hair and "community" and all that shit.

    104. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite literally, this may be the final solution?

    105. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference between the creators and the takers: If everyone is on the dole, then nobody is putting in. Socialism really is destructive to those who may have some ambition in life. Competition can be healthy, until itâ(TM)s a race to the bottom of the helpless pit.

    106. Re: Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google what happens when you take a shit on the sidewalk in Singapore.

    107. Re: Truly by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      I don't have a problem with prostitution, provided the people engaging in it are doing it through their own agency and their consent is not unduly manipulated or undermined. I would prefer it were legal. Since it is not it suffers from the same problems as any illegal enterprise.

      I do have a problem with people getting beaten, abused, brainwashed, raped, and forcibly addicted to drugs specifically to turn them into sex workers.

      I do have a problem with a pimp taking over 90% of the money from a prostitute working for them.

      I know AC's are stupid, ignorant, full of shit, and apparently almost always Russian now. I just didn't know they had gone so far as to support human slavery and the intentional infliction of deep emotional scarring and psychological abuse for profit.

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    108. Re:Truly by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      The homeless are more visible in San Francisco because the friendly climate makes it easier to live outdoors. They don't have to deal with extreme heat or cold and the amount of rain is modest. The actual problem is not worse than in other major cities.

    109. Re: Truly by reanjr · · Score: 1

      If $15k/year kills your ambition, you weren't going to accomplish anything anyway...

    110. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take street-pooping bums over spoiled entitled clueless brogrammers clogging up my neighborhood any day. They're literally the more pleasant option of the two.

    111. Re: Truly by reanjr · · Score: 1

      You're misunderstanding or misconstruing how UBI is generally suggested to work. You seem to think we're going to give everyone $40k/year to live a middle class life. No one ever seriously recommends that's how UBI should be scaled.

      Generally, you want to target subsistence living. Enough to rent an apartment with 3 other people and feed yourself. Depending on the community, this might be $10k/year, or it might be $35k/year (maybe more in SF/NYC, but those are special cases). People living below this level of poverty already receive all sorts of expensive benefits, which are intended to be replaced by UBI.

      Some studies show that UBI is actually cheaper than comparable government services due to inefficiencies and overhead related to means testing and regulatory oversight. This makes sense. We use markets to solve all sorts of complex problems related to limited resources. Poverty assistance is a limited resource; markets are likely an effective tool for getting more efficiency out of the system.

    112. Re:Truly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you have that wrong. The crazy bums are the property owners who don't let poor people live in apartments in the city, and make 3K or 4K a month as rent on a single f'ing apartment. Also, the crazy bums in government who allow this to happen, focusing on corporate cafeterias.

    113. Re:Truly by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. In the mean time, the same NIMBYs that have forced SF to refuse to build any new housing are trying to prevent the re-opening of closed restaurants.

      NIMBYs have far, far, too much power in this country. They're why we can't have nice things - literally. There's a lot of pseudo-"environmental protection" laws that need reform to cover the real world - you shouldn't need permission to run trains on an existing rail line, and it should be relatively easy to build a block of apartments in an area zoned high density mixed use.

      Yes.

      You have identified precisely why voting is not enough to solve the problems in society. Not even in a City as great as San Francisco. Our individual vote serves our own self-interest. It is entirely Nimby. It does not scale properly when managing City, State, National, Global resources or others' well being. It never has, and never will until we evolve as human beings. This deficiency in human nature and democracy is amplified by the lobbies and special interests; the results speak for themselves.

      So, how do we tackle massive social issues in a growth economy social democracy of constitutional "citizen" human beings? We are ineffective at solving most social problems in a voting booth, so far. This is the challenge. Our own well being is threatened by the inadequacy of our corporatist democracy. It won't serve the citizens mutually, fairly, or equally if our values and voice reflect the disparity of the privileged shareholder. There are two basic approaches to fixing social problems on this Ship of Fools. First. a policy that is inclusive of every single human being. The second is an exclusive policy for the shareholders that omits some of the population and throws them off the boat before considering viable options or final solutions.

      Social illness is not entirely an economic problem, it is a sociological dilemma of valuing some people more than others, for any reason whatsoever that can be rationalized. How do we be human individuals and also improve humanity overall at the same time?

      Money alone won't fix it because money doesn't shit on the street, cause drug abuse, or homelessness. Money simply affords it, at the current prices, and it rationalizes the spending for these very bad results.

      We need to approach this with a commitment to make the world a place where people have better options than homelessness and drug addiction and public defecation in one of the most affluent and desirable places on earth. Nobody in their right mind wants or chooses this fucked up lifestyle so why don't we give everyone including ourselves better alternatives? The current "path of least resistance" is actually a hindrance in a punitive society with a puritanical ethos - We need to give people permission to be "deadbeats" without banishing them to failure, hopelessness, disease, and destruction. We are only mistreating ourselves by our willingness to accept disparity from the long end of the stick. Our success need not be celebrated by others' failure.

      Human nature, not natural scarcity is the greatest deficiency and impediment to our world. It won't be cured by a municipal policy or NIMBY.

      How do we fix it? We start by fixing ourselves and living by the golden rule. Especially when we are not being mistreated or suffering. Just because we are not to blame does not get us off the hook: as long as there is suffering in we must be motivated to end it or else we are resigned to its inevitability. We can do better and give a shit about all people. not just the special.

      I know, I'm just preaching to the choir.

  2. Why stop there? by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They should all have to get to work in rickshaws, too, and buy their shoes from local cobblers.

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    1. Re:Why stop there? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Funny

      They should all have to get to work in rickshaws, too, and buy their shoes from local cobblers.

      You are obviously being sarcastic, but if you put your proposal on the ballot, it is likely that many SF voters would support it.

    2. Re:Why stop there? by Archfeld · · Score: 3, Funny

      The cobbler bill receives full support from the brownie union. It is unclear whether the SF Pixie trade union will support.

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    3. Re:Why stop there? by Guillermito · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Why stop there, indeed?

      The Examiner quotes Supervisor Peskin saying

      “People will have to go out and eat lunch with the rest of us”

      Given that San Francisco is famous for the amount of human faces on the streets I'd say they should also ban restrooms in office buildings so people will have to go out and poop on the streets "with the rest of us"

    4. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are faces on the street? That's either some sort of artistic expression or you just don't know how to proof read.

    5. Re:Why stop there? by mnemotronic · · Score: 0

      Given that San Francisco is famous for the amount of human faces on the streets [sfgate.com] I'd say they should also ban restrooms in office buildings so people will have to go out and poop on the streets "with the rest of us"

      I'd care more about your bitterness if you could spell 'feces' properly.

      There are faces on the street? That's either some sort of artistic expression or you just don't know how to proof read

      In this case I think it means sh*t-faced.

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    6. Re:Why stop there? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wait - shoe cobbler? Damn it... Here I was all ready to support the peach cobbler mandate!

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      Browsing at +1 - no ACs, I ignore their posts. So refreshing!
    7. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      “People will have to go out and eat lunch with the rest of us”

      You know, I can't argue with this sentiment. This ban is indicative of the mentality that has made the streets of SF into a world class shithole, but one unintended consequence could be that the techbro crowd will have to venture beyond the employer provided romper room if only to find food. Most of these people are in absolutely dire need of prolonged exposure to the real world.

    8. Re: Why stop there? by prefec2 · · Score: 0

      It is a great idea. Food chains reduce choice and loser wages. This is a good way to increase diversity, improve food quality and get more money in the locap community.

    9. Re: Why stop there? by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      I keep hearing about poop on the streets...Im starting to believe this is really a thing.

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      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
    10. Re: Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two guys with a dozen accounts and a lot of time on their hands posted that claim hundreds of times. Internet attribution is weak. Lots of the same unsubstantiated claim isnt evidence.

    11. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I'm more disturbed by all the faces on the street. What sort of homicidal maniac cuts off the faces, and leaves them laying all over the place.

      Worse -- what sort of city mostly ignores it?

    12. Re: Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These people are smartest problem solvers and work-a-round-inventors in the country. Even I can invent instantly 3 ways to obey the law and still keep my eating habits.

    13. Re: Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've traveled to SF for work a few times. I actually saw it. It was disgusting. I could smell it. I almost puked. I'll never go back to the hell that is SF again.

    14. Re: Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I live a 10-15 minute walk away from Twitter HQ. Humans shitting on the street here really is a thing. You also often have to hold your breath until you start turning blue, lest you inhale the gag inducing stench of stale urine.

      Just yesterday I went up the street to grab an afternoon coffee and on my way back saw a crazy person staggering around in the middle of the busy street trying to pull their (couldn't determine if was man or woman) pants up. About ten yards later I saw what that person had left on the sidewalk out the front of a bank - a huge pile of semi-solid, semi-liquid shit.

      You can regularly see junkies openly shooting up on the street or passed out on the sidewalk with needles sticking out of their arms while the police just walk on by.

      If you dare to question why nothing is being done to clean up the place you are labelled a bad person. I've been to 3rd world countries that are cleaner and have more civic pride.

      San Francisco is like hell on earth and that's why I'm leaving this overpriced shithole in under 24 hours. I've been here for four years and I've had it with the whacko's who "run" the place and the people who vote them in.

      I was making big dollars, but even if I had Jeff Bezos-level "fuck you" wealth I wouldn't choose to live in San Francisco,

      Aaron Peskin is my local Supervisor. He's a petty little alcoholic manlet and the embodiment of the sheer lunacy of Bay Area progressivism/Democrats.

    15. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump supporters know feces when they support it directly with their willing bitch traitor tongues.

    16. Re:Why stop there? by Wycliffe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you actually wanted to integrate the tech population (or any of the upper middle class in most cities), the best way to do that would be to force everyone to send their kids to the public school system (and make sure the individual districts are uniform). I've read several papers stating that that is probably the best way to fix the public school system. Right now, anyone with any money in most big cities quickly opts out. It's similar to the brain drain that merit based immigration systems cause to 3rd world countries.

    17. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, he really meant "faces". Maybe it's happening in the US too.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%A9lmez_Faces

    18. Re:Why stop there? by Wizardess · · Score: 1

      At least the rickshaws would protect their feet from the ever present poop and needles.

      {o.o}

    19. Re:Why stop there? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Making the schools mandatory would lessen their incentive to improve even more.

      If removing freedom of choice actually created better results, capitalism would be dead, and all our cities would have statues of Karl Marx.

      We should be trying to broaden choices in education, rather than reducing them.

    20. Re:Why stop there? by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ah yes, high ability kids with good parents must suffer to increase the scores of section 8 kids by a percentage point through osmosis ...

    21. Re:Why stop there? by Luckyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Learn to deal with "lesser humans" early actually. A very important skill considering that if you're destined for the upper classes, you should learn empathy for the lower classes.

      Something utterly absent in elites on both political left and right today, and imho one of the biggest societal problems that US is facing today.

    22. Re:Why stop there? by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think your scheme would backfire, at the moment they are mostly paternalistic. I think your scheme would make them outright classist.

      If you want to teach your kids empathy with the lower classes have them do some physical blue collar work, the working class is the better class of the lower class.

    23. Re:Why stop there? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I guess it may depend on your definition of "better results", because clearly status quo has its own set of problems.

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    24. Re:Why stop there? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Why are my suggestion and yours in any way mutually exclusive, rather than mutually reinforcing?

    25. Re:Why stop there? by johnsnails · · Score: 1

      Yes. The city needs more slow-moving wicker vehicles.

    26. Re:Why stop there? by Cederic · · Score: 5, Funny

      To be fair, his spelling was as close to faeces as yours.

      Both shit.

    27. Re:Why stop there? by djinn6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Forcing integration doesn't work since people will just move a few districts over. There are lots of good public schools in the Bay Area for them to choose from. And no, busing kids around doesn't work either. Nobody wants the kids to spend 2+ hours in traffic every day.

      No, the best way to fix bad public schools is to end seniority pay, cut administrative staff, stop building multi-million dollar classrooms and put that money into teacher salary and subsidized housing. And fire the principal while you're at it. I looked into becoming a teacher once and let's just say I like having my own room and not eating ramen every day.

    28. Re:Why stop there? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      And how would you make public schools worthy for kids?

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    29. Re: Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It actually is...

    30. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget we have to prevent locals from suffering increasing prices due to increased demand by corporate types. We need government-mandated, unified prices for food. Of course in order to prevent circumvention of the pricing dictate we also need to set the serving size, composition and limit per customer. It's only fair for the community.

      All eateries will be required to play this during rush hour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

    31. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're crazy. obviously "work casual" means at least apple cobbler on your feet.

    32. Re:Why stop there? by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      "I don't pretend to be a man of the people. But I do try to be a man for the people." - Gracchus, Gladiator

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      Good-bye
    33. Re:Why stop there? by jpaine619 · · Score: 2

      Which is why democracy fails in the end. People are morons, they can barely be trusted to vote for the people who actually pass the laws.. Of course, now we have mouth-breather politicians, so I guess it doesn't really matter.

    34. Re:Why stop there? by jpaine619 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well fuck-a-roo, you read in a paper somewhere so.....

      Yeah, lets mandate public school attendance.. I mean, fuck freedom... We've got a public school problem so lets just mandate attendance.. Having the freedom to choose where you want to send your kids to school, well that can take a fucking backseat to your needs/wants.

    35. Re:Why stop there? by Misagon · · Score: 0

      Replying to an argument rooted in science with an argument rooted in ideology.
      How very enlightened of you.

      --
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    36. Re: Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also visited SF, and caught a lot of dratini.

    37. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thankfully, cities have small geographic scope; were they do to this, the groups would simply move outside the legal reaches of their city, to avoid having to abuse their children by sending them to the terrible public school sewer.

      Thankfully, I believe what you describe would be illegal at other levels (probably federal), and would probably not go so far as to ever be enforced. Even if that were not so, Republicans at the national level would have no problems passing a bill to guarantee the freedom of home schooling and private schooling, should that be called into question by such a disgusting power play.

    38. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Replying to an argument rooted in science with an argument rooted in ideology.
      How very enlightened of you.

      Replying with the assumption that science backs your ideology, hmmmm.

    39. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will just movie to a different district. You see, the better off can do that.

    40. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you actually wanted to integrate the tech population (or any of the upper middle class in most cities), the best way to do that would be to force everyone to send their kids to the public school system (and make sure the individual districts are uniform). I've read several papers stating that that is probably the best way to fix the public school system. Right now, anyone with any money in most big cities quickly opts out. It's similar to the brain drain that merit based immigration systems cause to 3rd world countries.

      I've read papers that had all sorts of stupid stuff in them. Anytime I hear "I read papers that', its a red flag.

      What I have seen actually happen in my county's school system, as well as others, is that a school 'magically' gets better when you change to population to have more students with educated parents. Redistricting has demonstrated this time and time again. So you may 'help' a school by inserting more students that have higher educated parents, but those students will likely be moving from a better school situation to a worse one.

    41. Re:Why stop there? by Gonoff · · Score: 2

      I'd care more about your bitterness if you could spell 'feces' properly.

      The correct spelling is faeces. He dropped one letter. You dropped another instead.

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    42. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are awfully stupid to make that claim against all evidence

    43. Re:Why stop there? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1, Insightful

      if you're destined for the upper classes, you should learn empathy for the lower classes.

      Citation needed. Most evidence says that success is negatively correlated with empathy ...

      Something utterly absent in elites on both political left and right today,

      ... and there you go. Ergo, if you want to be one of the elites, empathy isn't going to help you get there.

    44. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for your insights into the human condition, Captain Autism.

    45. Re:Why stop there? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Replying to an argument rooted in science with an argument rooted in ideology.

      Saying "I read it in a paper somewhere" does not make an argument "rooted in science".

      Science is about evidence. The "evidence" that coercion and central planning delivers good results is non-existent.

    46. Re:Why stop there? by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

      San Fransisco would never allow rickshaws in the city

      They have trolleys. With the influx of Tech money, they could finally afford that line expansion they wanted to do since 1915

    47. Re:Why stop there? by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Eliminate them entirely for a voucher system that covers everyone. The schools that suck would get no students and therefore no funds, and close. The ones that do not suck will get many students and funded. Basically, its a "vote with your feet" option where the government money that would have gone to public schools directly goes to parents who can spend it on the private school of their choice.

    48. Re:Why stop there? by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      No, I don't believe I did. Feces.

    49. Re:Why stop there? by Daemonik · · Score: 0

      Well, one of us is full of feces, and it looks like it's you.

    50. Re:Why stop there? by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If removing freedom of choice actually created better results, capitalism would be dead, and all our cities would have statues of Karl Marx.

      Public schools are not run as capitalist ventures, and they do not usually compete for students. Public schools provide an important public service. In addition to finances, the composition of the students and the engagement of the parents influence the quality of the school. Creating an additional incentive to further segregate society along lines of income and wealth is not a good plan.

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    51. Re:Why stop there? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Define success.

      Being very rich might be negatively correlated with empathy, sure. I define success as enjoying life, personally because otherwise what's the point?

      Is lack of empathy correlated with better enjoyment of life?

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    52. Re:Why stop there? by nucrash · · Score: 0

      Ordinary Americans? I find bigoted Americans as deplorable. If you think being gay is yucky, or that an individual who happens to have a bit of extra skin pigmentation should be arrested for existing, or people with unfamiliar accents should be deported, then you are a deplorable person.

      Ordinary Americans are fine. I have several friends who are ordinary Americans.

      As far as the new Borat Show, punching down? He is typically engaged with powerful people in powerful positions. Occasionally he draws out some crowds of "ordinary" people who seem to have some extremely anti-Islamic views. Sasha Baron Cohen did have on Bernie Sanders and he tried to make a fool out of him. Unfortunately Bernie didn't exactly fall for the shtick.

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    53. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why democracy fails in the end. People are morons, they can barely be trusted to vote for the people who actually pass the laws.. Of course, now we have mouth-breather politicians, so I guess it doesn't really matter.

      "people are morons" is a flaw common to all societal and governmental approaches.

    54. Re: Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, fuck freedom!

    55. Re:Why stop there? by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      By then where would the schools be poor area of they city? People in poor areas will be left without a school or only a very bad school, because none of the rich people will send their kid to a poor neighbourhood, and none of the good teachers will want to teach in the poor neighborhoods full of underperforming students.

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    56. Re:Why stop there? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Saying "I read it in a paper somewhere" does not make an argument "rooted in science".

      So true! I read that in a paper somewhere.

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    57. Re:Why stop there? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You know what they actually learn in public school in that situation? That they can get away with bullying those kids because their parents don't have time to come stand up for them.

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    58. Re:Why stop there? by registrations_suck · · Score: 1

      If you actually wanted to integrate the tech population (or any of the upper middle class in most cities), the best way to do that would be to force everyone to send their kids to the public school system (and make sure the individual districts are uniform).

      That would be a great way to encourage people to telecommute from locations WITHOUT such tyranny, and for businesses to relocate to such locations as well.

      I can tell you this much. If the (east coast shit hole) city I live in passed such a requirement, I would move right the fuck out of it...and we're not even particularly well off either.

    59. Re: Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vaccinations, taxes, highways, single payer health care all give me hope that humanity can find a balance between pure profit and the good of society.

    60. Re:Why stop there? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I'd care more about your bitterness if you could spell 'feces' properly.

      The correct spelling is faeces. He dropped one letter. You dropped another instead.

      At these times we have to ask ourselves, does "fecal matter? " or "Does faecal matter?"

      Regardless, were all in here talking shit.

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    61. Re:Why stop there? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      We sort of had this system in place previously, except charity funded, much like our current health care system ("wealthy" get coverage, the masses get charity provided care) It didn't work out so well and public schools were founded. Healthcare still has a way to go.

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    62. Re:Why stop there? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Eliminate them entirely for a voucher system that covers everyone.

      Vouchers do not eliminate public schools. Where education vouchers have been implemented, 80-90% of students stay in the public schools. The threat of losing students (and revenue) causes the public schools to rapidly improve, and since they have the advantage of pre-existing infrastructure (buildings, teachers, curriculum, etc.) they usually end up keeping most of the students.

    63. Re:Why stop there? by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's not like the city should expect anything from the tax breaks (tax breaks on payroll and stock options) given by expecting businesses to keep their promises about investing in the community....no they should never expect that....moron...

    64. Re:Why stop there? by Daemonik · · Score: 0

      Only one looking like an idiot is you. "Faeces: British spelling of feces" is not really a strong argument there. Now run along and stick more U's in words that don't need them.

    65. Re:Why stop there? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      If you want to teach your kids empathy with the lower classes have them do some physical blue collar work

      Sounds like a good idea... in addition to Academic schooling being mandatory for children;
      some practical physical labor/work and customer service training including X hours of community service involving physical work such as litter cleanup duty should be mandatory for all kids at certain ages as well.

    66. Re:Why stop there? by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Plenty of good teachers are willing to teach in poor neighborhood schools. It's usually the young eager ones with a "I can change the world" mindset. Unfortunately they usually burn out after a couple of years of that, once they have that youthful naive optimism beaten out of them.

    67. Re:Why stop there? by SNRatio · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Eliminate them entirely for a voucher system that covers everyone.

      Covers everyone fully? Including autistic and other special needs students? I.e., one voucher pays for one kid, if a school accepts vouchers it can't demand additional funds or selectively decline kids? Because otherwise all a voucher system does is provide a private school discount for the wealthy and the easiest to educate. The poor and the toughest to educate get concentrated in the remaining public schools.

    68. Re:Why stop there? by pete6677 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And most importantly: allow public schools to expel students who are violent or chronically disruptive. Get the most severe troublemakers out of the traditional classroom and into an alternative jail-like school, and allow those who want to learn to be able to do so without continuous distractions.

    69. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes sure, of their choice... unless the school is at capacity, in which case keep on walkin. Which then incentivizes the school to only accept cherry-picked students, putting even more hardship on the struggling ones as they get shuffled down eventually to third-rate schools in the worst neighborhoods run by people who no longer care and are there mostly for the guaranteed paycheck. And don't forget the savings from getting rid of the buses, since kids can go to "any school they want" we won't be able to schedule public transportation for them anymore anyways. Also pretty sure that food program is gonna die as schools struggle to try and meet budgetary needs with less than half the students they had before and therefore less than half the income, since perception is everything the popular schools will pretty much be the ones not in bad neighborhoods where they are most needed.

      At least public schooling tries to take care of all kids. The public system needs fixing, not abandoning. It worked for a very long time until federal, state and local governments decided that tests were more important than learning, poor schools don't need as much money as rich ones, struggling schools don't need as much money as gazelles, and the school system in general is just a slush fund for everyone's pet projects.

      That last one... just the worst by the way. In my state, we implemented the Lottery with half of the money collected going into education funding. The very next year, education budgeting from regular state funding was cut by exactly the amount of money brought in by the Lottery, thus making it a complete wash. And its been that way ever since. So even though we voted for the Lottery, we wanted our kids to get more money for education, to improve the entire system... greedy Republican lawmakers figured out how to keep our education levels below average anyways. (my state government is like 80%+ Republicans and has been forever.)

      These are the same lawmakers pushing for voucher systems and private education. Because Capitalism beats "...all men are created equal..." and we should be gambling with our kid's futures by making our education system conform to the free market too.

    70. Re:Why stop there? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      And right considers poor to be deplorable. I find right's view to be a little bit more tenable, as they're at least discriminating on status rather than purely birthright, and people can affect their status to an extent. They obviously can't affect their birthright.

      But it's a choice between frying pan and hell. Both are awful.

    71. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You think it would create empathy for people to witness the exact reasons most "lower class" people are in the "lower class"? I have witnessed it and it generates the opposite of empathy. When you see how fucking lazy and worthless these people even when opportunities are handed to them on a golden platter then you really don't feel sorry for them at all.

      Sheltered kids have way more empathy than they should for these people because the media paints an unrealistic picture of why they are in the position they are in. It is always a sob story in the media. It is never shown that the "low class" kid skipped school 4 days a week to steal shit while laughing at you for getting good grades.

    72. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eliminate them entirely for a voucher system that covers everyone. The schools that suck would get no students and therefore no funds, and close. The ones that do not suck will get many students and funded. Basically, its a "vote with your feet" option where the government money that would have gone to public schools directly goes to parents who can spend it on the private school of their choice.

      If you do not learn from the mistakes of Michigan (where I live), you are doomed to repeat them. Most charter schools only cover elementary students, because they are cheaper to educate (no football, orchestra, vocational). They also have lower accountability. Some charters take public money, yet are not transparent about spending it. The for-profit charters are only profitable by short-changing both students and staff. This includes denying special education services or even testing to determine if a student qualifies for special education. For all the effort, student outcomes are not statistically significant.

      This predatory behavior benefits investors while significantly damaging public school districts who serve low income, special education concentrated populations. If you want San Francisco to become Detroit, jump onto the voucher bandwagon.

    73. Re:Why stop there? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Which is why you teach people empathy before they're highly successful. Read what you're replying to. No one is born elite. Science is clear on this. Approximately 90% of people who get rich lose it all within three generations.

      That means that people who are actually elite within society have to work to get where they are. They just may have to work less than those that are in a less advantageous position due to their family status. Those who don't work go down in society, not up.

    74. Re:Why stop there? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      That is another very important point to learn. Life is brutal. It's what got me to eventually learn how to stand up for myself as a teenager, a skill that helped me significantly later in life.

      It also taught me empathy. When you have been on the receiving end, you learn to empathise with people who get to be there as well, because you know how they feel. It's literally the definition of empathy.

      So teach people empathy before they become elites. Literally my point, re-iterated.

    75. Re:Why stop there? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      I didn't say to go and spectate the worst of the poorest people. That's literally the opposite of what I said, and yet that is what you made out of it.

      I said that you need to learn how to deal with such people, which is literally opposite of spectating the worst of them. It means actively interacting with them, on equal terms in some environment. Military service for example.

      When your perspective is this warped to the extreme, where you literally read a statement and take from it the exact opposite of that statement I don't think there's a possibility for conversation.

    76. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd care more about your bitterness if you could spell 'feces' properly.

      The correct spelling is faeces

      Except they are referring to the feces on the street in San Francisco. If you were talking about the faeces on the street in some British city, feel free to spell it that way.

    77. Re:Why stop there? by mchall · · Score: 1

      Why indeed? Of course to make the solution complete they will also need to ban food delivery services and bringing food from home. A new city Bureau of Lunch Investigation and Meal Planning (B.L.I.M.P.) will need to be formed, and checkpoints will need to be established at the Mid-Market perimeter. When the B.L.I.M.P. goes up all employed in Mid-Market will be prohibited from leaving the area during working hours unless their papers are in proper order. Freight will be impounded and inspected when entering and leaving the zone. Anyone caught smuggling consumables into the zone will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Repeat offenders will be sent to the newly established re-education camps located on Alcatraz Island. Government employees in the zone are, of course, exempt.

    78. Re:Why stop there? by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      You also need to outlaw people bringing their lunches from home to work.

      In fact, just outlawing grocery stores would really help out restaurants.

    79. Re:Why stop there? by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      I think you missed the point you can have a tax break to bring workers into the area to help small businesses or a cafeteria that competes with those businesses but you can't have both.

    80. Re:Why stop there? by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      "Keeping most" = "losing some". With public schools already tightly strapped for cash, I don't really see that improving the environment.

    81. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is America. We poop more efficiently with one less letter. That's why we had to save you from Hitler.

    82. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you actually wanted to integrate the tech population (or any of the upper middle class in most cities), the best way to do that would be to force everyone to send their kids to the public school system (and make sure the individual districts are uniform). I've read several papers stating that that is probably the best way to fix the public school system. Right now, anyone with any money in most big cities quickly opts out. It's similar to the brain drain that merit based immigration systems cause to 3rd world countries.

      Funny how the people with the ability to choose get their kids good educations, isn't it?

      The real question is why do you want to keep poor kids trapped in what even you acknowledge is a failed education system.

      Hopefully, Janus will decouple what's good for teacher's unions (the largest political contributors in the US...) from local school policy. (Yeah, the Democratic Party that rules most cities is pretty much funded by public-employee unions. How's that "government for the government by the government" working out for ya?)

    83. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Look at Milwaukee. Vouchers, and little improvement, if any.

    84. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...the working class is the better class of the lower class."

      Funniest thing I've heard all day so far (and it's not even 8:00 here)! Please, tell us exactly what makes the working class the "best" in your opinion. Living paycheck to paycheck? Yeah that's a great financial position to be in. Fuck that. I came from a lower middle-class family and I had NO desire to follow in my dad's footsteps being a laborer. I agree that every teen or early 20-someting should work a few crap jobs just so they can appreciate the better jobs they work their way up to later. But let's not put the working class proles on a pedestal. It's a shitty place to be in, but less shitty than being jobless or homelessr. They want to escape their place on the socio-economic ladder just as much as those lower than them and those slightly above them.

    85. Re:Why stop there? by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Is lack of empathy correlated with better enjoyment of life?

      Probably. The less you're worried about others, the more likely you are to be enjoying yourself.

      Not that that's admirable or anything, but from a purely functional standpoint it's likely true.

    86. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And most importantly: allow public schools to expel students who are violent or chronically disruptive. Get the most severe troublemakers out of the traditional classroom and into an alternative jail-like school, and allow those who want to learn to be able to do so without continuous distractions.

      That's racist.

    87. Re:Why stop there? by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      They should just ban eating until the shitting's under control.

    88. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... amount of human faces on the streets."

      Nothing worse than getting faces between your toes. Eeew!

    89. Re:Why stop there? by Solandri · · Score: 1

      You don't even need to do blue collar work. As long as you can see them doing such work, it's enough. I've managed small businesses, and seen first-hand how the minimum wage workers work. Some were stereotypically lazy. But the hardest worker I've ever seen (worked harder than any other employee, incoming our managers) was making minimum wage. I made sure we gave him a pay raise (unfortunately his skillset wouldn't allow him to be promoted).

      I think the problem is that as companies become larger, management starts to stratify into lower management and upper management. The bigger the company, the more layers of management. Each layer further insulates those higher up from direct contact with the individual workers. The low-level blue collar workers become an abstract concept, rather than individuals you can empathize with. And as an abstract concept, they do tend to match the stereotype (on average are less intelligent, tend not to work as hard, don't care as much about the company).

    90. Re:Why stop there? by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      No mod points, but spot on.

    91. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you assume the poor won't perform at school? Some poor do well at school - and some rich don't, for that matter.

    92. Re: Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live a 10-15 minute walk away from Twitter HQ. Humans shitting on the street here really is a thing. You also often have to hold your breath until you start turning blue, lest you inhale the gag inducing stench of stale urine.

      Why? No public toilets available? Providing some don't cost that much for a city?

      Where I live, peeing in the street gets you about a $1000 fine - if a cop see you, that is. Not worth it to take that chance, so even drunks go looking for some smelly public toilet instead.

    93. Re:Why stop there? by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      By then where would the schools be poor area of they city? People in poor areas will be left without a school or only a very bad school, because none of the rich people will send their kid to a poor neighbourhood, and none of the good teachers will want to teach in the poor neighborhoods full of underperforming students.

      With a proper voucher system, those kids could choose any school of their choosing so they would not be left without a school. A simple solution to the "bad school" problem is to allow any kid to enroll in any public school anywhere regardless of where they live. There are obviously some practical limits as it would be hard to attend a school 2 hours away but some people commute for work that long every day so if a parent wants to drive their kid that far each day they should be allowed to do it. But in most cases we are talking city schools where there are plenty of good schools within a short distance and usually decent public transportation. Capacity would be another issue but that's a short term problem that could easily be handled by lottery and waitlists until the good schools have the chance to increase their capacity.

    94. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is actually evidence that some things are better when state run and some things are better when run through the open market.

      Shocking, I know, that there could be any subtleties. Unfortunately, there is, and economics 001 (third kindergarden grade) isn't enough. You may need go to 101.

    95. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      F(a)ecal lives matter!

    96. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not necessarily. with a voucher system students would not be trapped in poorly performing districts by arbitrarily drawn school districts. require the schools to provide transportation for their students, and create a grant program using uber/lyft/etc for the under privileged.

    97. Re:Why stop there? by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      Eliminate them entirely for a voucher system that covers everyone.

      Covers everyone fully? Including autistic and other special needs students? I.e., one voucher pays for one kid, if a school accepts vouchers it can't demand additional funds or selectively decline kids? Because otherwise all a voucher system does is provide a private school discount for the wealthy and the easiest to educate. The poor and the toughest to educate get concentrated in the remaining public schools.

      There is already a psuedo voucher system in place for special needs kids. A school gets extra from the federal government for kids that are special need, on free lunch, and a bunch of other stuff. Where I'm from it's not uncommon for schools to fight to keep special needs kids and to push for kids to sign up for free lunch because they get extra funding. Using the existing amounts for special needs kids would be a good start for a voucher system. A voucher system should also be an all or nothing program. You shouldn't be allowed to accept a voucher and then charge on top of that. We don't even need a true voucher system though to fix the public education, all we really need is to allow any student to register to attend any public school regardless of where they live.

    98. Re:Why stop there? by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      Funny how the people with the ability to choose get their kids good educations, isn't it?

      The real question is why do you want to keep poor kids trapped in what even you acknowledge is a failed education system.

      The reasoning is that because the parents with ability to choose are opting out, they are not putting pressure on the schools to improve. I grew up in a small town with only one school option. There was a rich family in town who bought a new floor for the school gym because their son wanted to play basketball. They also singlehandedly got a coach fired so it wasn't all perfect but the point is that because that was the only school for their kid they had an incentive to make sure that it was a good one.

    99. Re:Why stop there? by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

      The threat of losing students (and revenue) causes the public schools to rapidly improve ...

      Source?

    100. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the unfortunate truth. I used to work as an IT guy for a charter school company that operated in inner-city areas in the northeast, and most teachers barely lasted more than a year or two because the pay sucked and the pressure to get these kids into colleges was enormous. Though strangely enough, I went on to work at a very high-end boarding school ($60K/year) and found that the teachers there were being paid only slightly more and anyone not tenured was on a 5-year burnout cycle.

      People seem to want quality teachers, but they're unwilling to actually pay for them.

    101. Re:Why stop there? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Who's going to fund the extra transportation costs?

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    102. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Race wasn't even MENTIONED/IMPLIED in the comment. Seeing racism where there is none is racism itself.

    103. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being very rich might be negatively correlated with empathy, sure. I define success as enjoying life

      Being very rich is positively correlated with being able to afford things you want, as well as deal with problems that cost money. Both of these are positively correlated to enjoying life. All this should be rather obvious that it's almost patronizing for me to have to spell it out.

      So even by your definition, being very rich helps with enjoyment of life. At the very least it doesn't hurt (but hey, if there's any rich person reading this who thinks their enjoyment is hindered by their riches, I'll be happy to take some of your riches off your hands ;p)

      Is lack of empathy correlated with better enjoyment of life?

      That's the wrong question to ask, as there is no one size fits all answer.

      "Better enjoyment of life" is different between person to person, and that includes whether and how empathy plays a role in your enjoyment.

      Maybe you find it more enjoyable to have empathy in your life. Not everyone shares those sentiments.

      The American ideal of liberty is that everyone is free to live their life in the way they think is the most enjoyable. The ones who think they can enjoy life more if there's more empathy? They can go form their own hippie societies. Those who don't care for empathy can form their cold hearted edgy societies taking pages from Blade Runner or Sin City.

    104. Re: Why stop there? by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      Public toilets would get dismantled and sold for scrap in a matter of hours.

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    105. Re: Why stop there? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Good luck to you, wherever you're moving. It's a big country, and I'm sure you'll find a great place to live.

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    106. Re:Why stop there? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Ah, Slashdot, where people are argue ad nauseam over the correct spelling of a word that has two accepted spellings.

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    107. Re:Why stop there? by lactose99 · · Score: 1

      Replace rickshaws with those little electric scooters and this is very accurate.

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    108. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Making the schools mandatory would lessen their incentive to improve even more.

      I think you skipped the next step in the causal chain you're laying out. Please spell it out for me.

    109. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non-upper class is always being kept under the boot of the upper class and I don't see this as a "upper class doesn't understand lower class" problem. I see this as "upper class wants to stay upper class, no matter whose back they have to stand on".

    110. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is so correct and yet it has some radical appeal.

      It could be very democratizing.

      All schools must accept the vouchers. They may not ask for more funds above and beyond the vouchers.

      They do not get to choose the students, pre-test, have selective admissions.
      If there are more that want in than there are slots, global national lottery.
      If you lottery into a school far away - free boarding school for you.

      So Lakeside high school - yearly tuition of $70k. Congrats you're taking the national school voucher now.

    111. Re:Why stop there? by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      Who's going to fund the extra transportation costs?

      The USA is one of the few countries in the world that provides free transportation for their students. A few countries have free or reduced prices for public transportation. Parents aren't totally worthless. Most parents would gladly pay $20-$30 per month for transportation and/or drive their kids to school if it meant their kids would go to a better school. Heck, many savvy kids would willingly walk a couple miles if it meant they get to go to a better school.
      In most cases the driving distance between the "good schools" and the "bad schools" is minimal. It's just artificial lines gerrymandered to keep the rich kids and the poor kids in separate schools.

    112. Re:Why stop there? by anegg · · Score: 1

      That last one... just the worst by the way. In my state, we implemented the Lottery with half of the money collected going into education funding. The very next year, education budgeting from regular state funding was cut by exactly the amount of money brought in by the Lottery, thus making it a complete wash. And its been that way ever since. So even though we voted for the Lottery, we wanted our kids to get more money for education, to improve the entire system... greedy Republican lawmakers figured out how to keep our education levels below average anyways. (my state government is like 80%+ Republicans and has been forever.)

      The same thing (lottery money earmarked for education was offset by decreases in education funding from the general budget) happened in my (old) state, which is majority Democrat. Hint - it isn't the label on the politicians, it is the fact that they are politicians. We need to come up with a way to keep politicians out of the government.

    113. Re: Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple cobbler acquired from human poop.

    114. Re: Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make the higher education systems which are currently fielding super expensive football teams pay teachers' salaries in the feeding districts.

    115. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And no, busing kids around doesn't work either. Nobody wants the kids to spend 2+ hours in traffic every day.

      Thanks for sticking up for me! ... Unfortunately you're about 4 decades too late ): And in the wrong area of the country.

    116. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Both shiite.

      FTFY

    117. Re: Why stop there? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      The apple cobbler party will stop your proposal with delicious apple fill-ibuster.

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    118. Re: Why stop there? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Ok Betsy, calm down there.

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    119. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does faerie poop have to do with anything?

    120. Re: Why stop there? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      The goal of your plan is that poor kids with 2 working parents working hourly jobs won't have the time or money to transport their kids across town to the rich neighborhood school.

      Wealth segregation under the guise of "freedom" for all.

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    121. Re: Why stop there? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Forced public school AND free market school vouchers?

      You are like the brain dead child of Ayn Rand and Karl Marx.

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    122. Re:Why stop there? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Even Manhattan thinks that San Francisco is too crazy and self absorbed.

    123. Re:Why stop there? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      A peach cobbler store isn't far off. I have met people who bragged that S.F. living is awesome because there's a mini cupcake store on the corner of their block. I kid you not. It would have been sad if they had to walk two blocks to get their cupcakes.

    124. Re:Why stop there? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Public schools get a bad rap when too often the parents are the ones to blame. Oh they may whine and moan about how we need to improve the schools and make sure they're funded, but sa soon as they get their own kids too many parents suddenly change their minds and sign them up for private schools or home schooling, or if rich enough they move to a more exclusive school district. It's modern day white flight, but just not as overtly racist as it used to be.

    125. Re:Why stop there? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Except that too often the choice ends up to not go to school at all, as history shows. Quality public education benefits everyone in society, not just those who are rich.

    126. Re:Why stop there? by Archfeld · · Score: 1

      I tried the Apple cobbler, but I hated the iTunes interface I had to use to get it :)

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    127. Re:Why stop there? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      This is the essence of too many of these free-market worshippers. As long as they have their pie, they don't care what happens to everyone else. They'll justify it by saying that they worked hard to get where they are and so poor people must just be lazy and not as deserving. Or if they're not as polite, they'll just say "screw them!"

    128. Re: Why stop there? by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      Forced public school AND free market school vouchers?

      You are like the brain dead child of Ayn Rand and Karl Marx.

      The rich already opt out of the system. Instead of spending the money and lobbying to fix the schools, they find a way to send their kids to a school that doesn't suck. If their kids were forced to go to the same schools as everyone else then they would have an incentive to fix the broken schools. Likewise if poor kids had the ability to choose a better school then the crappy schools would either fix themselves or cease to exist. The way it stands now, there is noone with political clout with any skin in the game at the crappy schools as only the rich have school choice.

    129. Re: Why stop there? by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      The goal of your plan is that poor kids with 2 working parents working hourly jobs won't have the time or money to transport their kids across town to the rich neighborhood school.

      Wealth segregation under the guise of "freedom" for all.

      Then provide free transportation. It would cost very little to set up direct busing between schools. The city I live in already does it for teacher's kids, ESL kids, and other kids that need specialized services that are only at a particular school.

    130. Re:Why stop there? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Wait, they have a cafe inside city hall...

    131. Re:Why stop there? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      We need subsidized letters!

    132. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say we should send them all to the ovens.

    133. Re: Why stop there? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Nonsense, public toilets would be rented out to tech workers for a very affordable $1200/month.

    134. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The poor and the toughest to educate get concentrated in the workcamps.

      You honestly think that if they implement a voucher system, that the poor will have a school to go to? HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one.

      The whole voucher system is nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt at getting rid of the public school system in it's entirity. Many people don't want their money being used to educate someone they deem unworthy. Getting rid of public educatuion gives these people their money back, and makes it easier for them to maintain their social standing by creating a clear social divide that they can point at and make examples of. It also helps political incumbents keep their jobs and get away with more injustices by keeping the majority of people unable to call them out or realize that said incumbents are commiting injustices to begin with.

      They might keep the vouchers around for the lower classes, but it will only be until they can get the public to agree to this statement: "We are canceling the school voucher program, because we cannot afford to give vouchers out to everyone." After that, well, I hope you feel good about home-schooling your kids.

    135. Re:Why stop there? by lobotomy · · Score: 1

      Where is this free transportation of which you speak? Are you referring to school buses? It probably varies by location, but in my area they are no longer free and they kept increasing the distance required to live from the school to even be eligible to pay for the service.

    136. Re: Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are too busy paying their IT guys 60k a year. Can't afford to pay the teachers no more than 35k.

    137. Re: Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.

    138. Re:Why stop there? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Consider taking off those marxist "every relationship in life that involves command structure is oppressive" glasses and looking at the world as it actually is.

    139. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ad absurdum? Okay.

      If adding freedom of choice actually created better results, balances against power would be dead and all our cities would be Mad Max.

    140. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is an issue now

    141. Re:Why stop there? by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand how quotation marks work.

      Physical labor is in my experience much more socializing than modern high school. Restorative justice public high schools are the worst environment to mingle with the lower class, it doesn't shape them up ... it's part of what they have to escape. Forcing everyone to deal with the insanity of being locked up with the lunatics isn't going to improve matters, it won't make kids more progressive, it will make them harder.

    142. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kim Jong certainly correlates with success.

      Ergo, if you want to be an elite...

      On the other hand, GotMineFuckYou resulted in "success" so successful you can see from space.

    143. Re: Why stop there? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You mean the super profitable teams? I don't think you get how this all works. Football/basketball pays for the rest of the sport programs.

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    144. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a parent of children with special needs, I disagree. Our public school district completely lacks curriculum and training for children with Dyslexia, Dysgraphia, and Dyscalculia. They lie on IEP's, change history to meet their needs of the time, and have no accountability at all. I would much, much, rather have a voucher system and go to a school that has the right training and actually cares about children with disabilities.

    145. Re:Why stop there? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Make them bring a dirty needle for a clean one.

      Make them bring a bag of shit for a meal.

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    146. Re:Why stop there? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      SF trolleys are just the worlds worst roller coaster. They have lines like Disney World. Pure tourist trap.

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    147. Re:Why stop there? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised there isn't a company dedicated to on-demand delivery of mini-cupcakes! There should be an app for that...

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    148. Re:Why stop there? by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      What if I think having anal sex makes someone a bit yucky and having anal sex without a condom with a metric fuckton of partners makes you very yucky and a public health hazard?

    149. Re:Why stop there? by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

      If you want to teach your kids empathy with the lower classes have them do some physical blue collar work, the working class is the better class of the lower class.

      I think Mao's Red Guard tried this back in the 60s. Also Pol Pot.

      It's generally considered not to have ended well, but some people seem to have different opinions.

    150. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To prevent people with opinions which lack perspective, like yourself. My children have exceptionally high IQ's, 138 and 152. They have Dyslexia and Dysgraphia though, which makes them miss the "high ability kids" line you're drawing. It's called "twice exceptional."

    151. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a look at ISPs and cellular companies. They are making BILLIONS of dollars and there is precisely 0 competition in huge swaths of land.

      If it weren't for government regulation, there'd be no MVNOs to fill in the gaps for cell companies.

    152. Re:Why stop there? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      No, the best way to fix bad public schools is to end seniority pay, cut administrative staff, stop building multi-million dollar classrooms and put that money into teacher salary and subsidized housing.

      That's actually a pretty shortsighted way to "fix" the schools. Two of those things lead to worse outcomes in the long term.

      Seniority pay is what most other people call "cost of living adjustments". Should performance be a factor? Probably. Should it be the only factor? No. In fact, there's a good argument to be made that in the often highly political world of academia, a pure seniority pay scheme without any adjustment for performance other than firing people who severely under-perform produces better outcomes by reducing salary biases that otherwise would favor the teachers who suck up over the ones who actually do a better job. At a bare minimum, a performance-based scheme requires independent evaluators, which means more administration, whereas you want less. That just won't work.

      Multi-million-dollar classrooms is almost always an exaggeration. Realistically, schools build buildings because they have exceeded the capacity of the old ones or because the cost of maintaining the old buildings has gotten so high that it is cheaper to build a new one and pay for it over thirty years than to maintain the existing one over that same time period. Cost-cutting on construction inevitably leads to higher maintenance costs in the long run, which over the life of the building ends up cutting into funds that could have been used to pay more teachers.

      I agree with you on cutting administrative staff, though it has to be done in the right way, or it can make things worse. For example, most school systems actually need to increase the number of people responsible for evaluating teachers, so that they can do so more often. And school systems with more struggling students often need to increase the number of counselors, too. And in school systems with inadequate funding, teachers' aides can often make the difference between being able to handle oversized classes and not.

      What we need to cut down on are the people who work outside the schools at the district level (except teacher evaluators). To the maximum extent possible, we need to replace them with automation. Hire computer programmers to write tools that can handle those administrative duties automatically. Hire temp workers for short-term data entry tasks like keying in student enrollment forms at the start of each school year, or outsource it to a call center in India, or whatever. And so on.

      But that mostly applies to larger school systems. The smaller the school system, the less bloat exists. Most of the disparity in public school quality comes not from how well the system is run, but from how high the average property taxes are in the areas that feed those schools. That dictates how much extra money gets fed into the system beyond the meager amount that the state pays. And that won't change no matter what you do at the school level, or even the school system level. School systems in poor cities will still be poor, and school systems in rich cities will still be rich.

      If you really want to fix public schools, the way you do that is by passing a law making it illegal for cities to provide additional funds for their schools (with the exception of funding additional counselors in districts that need them), and requiring that they instead contribute that money to a statewide fund so that the funds can be distributed evenly, ensuring that every student gets the same amount of money spent on him or her, whether he or she is from a rich district or a poor district. Then, when the rich districts pitch an absolute fit complaining about inadequate funding for their schools, they will insist on the state kicking in more money to properly fund education, and we can start seriously talking about improvements.

      After that, minimally,

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    153. Re: Why stop there? by cheezedawg · · Score: 1

      Indeed it is. My last trip there was so bad that I am reluctant to ever go back. It wasn't just seeing poop and piss on the streets- it was seeing people pooping and pissing on the streets in plain view. My wife and I had to step over a frothy stream of piss on the sidewalk from a woman squatting against a wall 5 feet from me near the trolly stop while staring at me with her pants around her ankles.

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    154. Re: Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Within three generations"..."no one is born elite"

      You just contradicted yourself. I worry about peoples' logical thinking capabilities these days.

    155. Re: Why stop there? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Football/basketball pays for the rest of the sport programs.

      I do hope you're kidding:
      28 Top tier Div1 teams spending more than they make
      Schools prop up their football programs with student fees
      Only 8 schools broke even or better in a 5 year period
      Schools play loose with numbers to show athletics programs as more profitable to the university when those "profits" are really earmarked for athletics scholarships

      And finally, just to blow the entire set of "profitability" out the window, note that most universities don't include a whole host of associated costs into the calculation of whether their programs are profitable. That last one basically calls into question any previous studies that do not explicitly account for a host of expenses that should be rolled into any sports program. Essentially regular students/parents/loans are paying for the sports programs at all universities with the potential exception of less than a literal handful.

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    156. Re: Why stop there? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The somewhat credible cites in your list contradict each other. Some are just '.edu's doing what they do.

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    157. Re: Why stop there? by reanjr · · Score: 1

      That only really works at the state or national level. Rich people will just ship their kids off to the next city where their friends all got together and built an elite academy for the super wealthy.

    158. Re: Why stop there? by reanjr · · Score: 1

      When you give a homeless person a $1000 fine, they just refuse to pay so they can go live in lockup for a while.

    159. Re:Why stop there? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 0

      The american way how schools work must be completely retarded.

      The schools that suck would get no students and therefore no funds, and close.
      How is that supposed to work?
      A school is public building, payed by the city.
      The teachers are payed by the ministry of education, you have something like this in the US, right?

      The ones that do not suck will get many students and funded.
      How the funk will you stop funding a school?
      Again: the building, heating, etc. is payed by the city.
      The teachers are payed by the state.

      If the teachers suck, you fire them and hire better ones or give them extra education.

      What the funk has MONEY to do with all that? Is your country really such retarded?

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    160. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >no racism in that post
      Who do you think are the children most likely to be suspended and expelled? Minorities, that's who. How is denying them the same education environment as whites not racism?

    161. Re:Why stop there? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      No one is born elite.

      Baloney. Who your parents are is the primary determinant of financial success.

      Science is clear on this.

      What???

      Approximately 90% of people who get rich lose it all within three generations.

      This factoid refers to people like the Rockefellers, Vanderbilts, and Mellons, born into filthy stinking rich families, and then regressing to being "only" filthy rich ... and you just made up the "90%" quantification. For "normal" rich people born into the top quintile, they tend to stay there.

    162. Re: Why stop there? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      You just showed that you cannot comprehend the text you read, all while complaining that other people "are contradicting themselves, because you can't understand what they are writing, and therefore are in your opinion contradictory".

      Hint: "People" in this case doesn't refer to a single person, which is why it's a plural.

    163. Re:Why stop there? by Luckyo · · Score: 0

      You seem to be incapable of even the most basic of mathematics, understanding that "90% fit criteria" means that "10% do not fit the criteria", as you literally list the examples of 10% as if they somehow contradict the views presented.

      As for your "baloney", you seem to miss the obvious fact that no matter how successful your parents are, if you're born with Down's, you're not going to be financially successful.

      As your statement was absolute in terms of "this is primary determinant", me demonstrating a clear cut case of this being a determinant being true, yet failing to provide "financial success" debunks your claim in its entirety. Next time, consider saner argument, such as "one of the primary determinants..." instead. Then we would agree, because as I outline above, there's indeed a significant chance of retaining wealth over one generation.

    164. Re:Why stop there? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      With public schools already tightly strapped for cash ...

      Public schools have one administrator for every two teachers.
      Private schools have one administrator for every five teachers.

    165. Re: Why stop there? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      They all show that schools even under the best circumstances wind up subsidizing their sports programs with student fees and outside funds. The total number that are truly self-sufficient number in the low single digits. If you got anything else out of those cites, please quote and show how, when you also have to consider the mostly unreported or, generously, overlooked costs detailed in the last cite.

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    166. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm against voucher programs because they don't really solve the underlying problem: socialism. Public schools should be eliminated. Lets get back to being charitable once we've actually been given our financial resources (taxes, or theft by another name) back to be charitable. As things stand most have been made dependent on a crappy government school system because the state has taken the funds from parents that would otherwise have gone to send there kids to decent schools. I'm not anti-education nor am I against education for all. What I'm against is the abuse, waste, and inefficiencies, and overall poor quality of the public school systems, and forcing students in a particular education path regardless of what would be best for a given individual. If you want to redistribute wealth it should at least be limited to those at the very bottom. The rest of society should not be bearing the cost of the poor decisions of some- or for that matter what may have been a good *PERSONAL* decision by those with strong financial stability and responsibility (ie having kids).

      I do object to religious indoctrination camps- but I also object to governments treating kids as property to be owned by adults (parents or otherwise). This is how we end up with this sort of abuse. Kids should not be forced to go to school or denied the right to work. Parents should not be able to dictate, but at the same time one who is financially dependent is not exactly going to be in a position of total control unless they make the decision to leave. Ensuring every child has the right to leave would eliminate the need for child services as any person in a bad situation is then in a position with options. If things are bad enough the street is a better place to live. Let each individual decided what risks they want to take- be it the street, seeking charity, or a foster family. We don't need government doing any of this. Mostly we have it as a result of shocking abuse but abuse that is super rare-and we have over-reacted to this emotional bull shit by manipulative politicians and people with agendas- frequently agendas where they are profiting off the system.

    167. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why I'm against vouchers AND public education. If education is going to be paid for by the public it should be restricted to those students in actual need of financial assistance and it definitely should not cover everyone. This is why we pay so much for higher education today (federally guaranteed loans programs results in schools knowing they can charge more at prices few can actually afford, and because they know they can get away with it they DO). The majority are poor only because governments steal 70%+ of peoples incomes. And before someone says "But it's only 30%" or some other figure you've completely discarded the fact states and the fed have other forms of taxation and "fees" for. Most states of a sales tax. Most states have a "vehicle registration fee" (ie another form of tax for a "service" one may not want), duties/taxes/etc that raise the price of goods, property taxes (you will pay these through rent, your mortgage, or outright ownership), etc, etc. 70% is a low ball # and people in Europe tend to pay a lot more. Imagine what you could do if your income doubled!

    168. Re:Why stop there? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      Really? Look at Milwaukee

      If you look at Milwaukee before and after vouchers, and compare similar students in public and private schools, they did about the same ... but this is because the public schools improved. They were forced to do so by competition. They trimmed administrative costs, and found a way to fire bad teachers.

      ... and little improvement

      Is that your best argument? That we should stick with the status quo because it is worse than the alternative, but not by much?

      Vouchers are not a magical solution that dramatically transform education. But they do seem to marginally improve schools, and they do so by increasing freedom and choice, which is a laudable goal in itself.

    169. Re:Why stop there? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      A few countries have free or reduced prices for public transportation.

      In many countries it is common to see unaccompanied kindergarten kids riding the public bus or train to school. If that happened in America, the parents would be arrested for child endangerment.

    170. Re: Why stop there? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      The city I live in already does it for teacher's kids ...

      Why should the children of teachers get special treatment?

    171. Re:Why stop there? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      The teachers are payed by the ministry of education, you have something like this in the US, right?

      No. We have a Department of Education, but they do not pay teachers. They mostly focus on who uses which toilet.

      The teachers are payed by the state.

      No. Teachers are not paid by the state. They are paid by local school districts.

      If the teachers suck, you fire them and hire better ones

      No. In most American states, public school teachers can't be fired for incompetence.

      Is your country really such retarded?

      Yes.

    172. Re: Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like my school in fiji where one physical education lesson was building a retaining wall for the garden, and scrubbing the school clean was a duty for each house (there were 4 houses) for a week each month. Best days of your lives :-)

    173. Re: Why stop there? by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      The city I live in already does it for teacher's kids ...

      Why should the children of teachers get special treatment?

      The reasoning is that if they teach at one school yet live in a different school district then they can choose which school their kids attend.

    174. Re:Why stop there? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      So, what would be a way to fix that?

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    175. Re:Why stop there? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      So, what would be a way to fix that?

      That depends on whom you ask.

      Education reform is an extremely politicized issue in America. The teachers unions are staunch supporters of the Democratic Party, providing donations and staffing for campaigns. 20% of delegates to the Democratic Party Convention belonged to a teachers union. So Democratic politicians will do anything to help the unions, and Republicans will do anything to oppose them, and neither is much concerned about educating the kids.

    176. Re: Why stop there? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      The reasoning is that if they teach at one school yet live in a different school district then they can choose which school their kids attend.

      Why should teachers be allowed to choose, when "normal" citizens can not?

      Giving special privileges to insiders, thus shielding them from their own system's problems, doesn't seem like a good way to get those problems fixed.

    177. Re: Why stop there? by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      The reasoning is that if they teach at one school yet live in a different school district then they can choose which school their kids attend.

      Why should teachers be allowed to choose, when "normal" citizens can not?

      Giving special privileges to insiders, thus shielding them from their own system's problems, doesn't seem like a good way to get those problems fixed.

      The reasoning is that they are legally allowed to attend their home district but it might be more convenient to have them attend the school their parent teaches at. Basically, their child gets the right to attend that school not because they live in that district but because their parent works there. Most private schools, daycares, colleges, etc.. have similar policies where employees get free or reduced tuition as perk for being employed there. Where I live, it's not too uncommon for a teacher to live in a town 30 or 40 minutes away from where they teach. They have to cross multiple school districts to get to the school they teach at. Their kid would not normally be allowed to go to that out of district school without that particular employment perk. In most cases where I live the school districts are similar quality. The teachers that opt for it usually do it for the convenience of being able to stay after school and work a little without having to rush home to get their kid.

    178. Re:Why stop there? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      if you're born with Down's, you're not going to be financially successful.

      You are moving the goalpost. First you claimed that "No one is born elite", which is obviously false. Now you arguing that "Not everyone is born elite", which is obviously true, but not at all the same statement.

      Try reading these Wiki pages, and see if you can understand the difference:
      Existential Quantification
      Universal Quantification

    179. Re:Why stop there? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Vouchers do not eliminate public schools. Where education vouchers have been implemented,

      He's saying his system would eliminate them. What has been done before was incomplete and biased towards failure.

      Where education vouchers have been implemented, 80-90% of students stay in the public schools.

      And in the proposed system, 100% of the students would be in vouchered schools. If the existing public school was good enough to keep 80-90% of the students, then it would keep 80-90% of the students when it was converted to voucher-based.

      The threat of losing students (and revenue) causes the public schools to rapidly improve,

      I think that was the point. Eliminate the public schools and make them all vouchered. If the threat of adding a vouchered school to an area made the public schools improve, then so would becoming a vouchered school. It's the threat of students leaving that forces improvements, and that happens either way.

      and since they have the advantage of pre-existing infrastructure (buildings, teachers, curriculum, etc.) they usually end up keeping most of the students.

      Oh, I see. You think the statement "eliminate public schools" meant "tear down the buildings, throw all the bits into the trash, and start over from scratch". Of course that wouldn't happen. "Eliminate public schools for a voucher system" means that the current public schools are converted, including all buildings and stuff inside them, and competition is created for new schools.

    180. Re:Why stop there? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Creating an additional incentive to further segregate society along lines of income and wealth is not a good plan.

      Everyone gets the same voucher, rich and poor alike. This does not create any additional incentive for segregation. If a rich person chooses to send their child to school B because they think it is better, then the poor person can make the same choice because the vouchers are worth the same.

    181. Re:Why stop there? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Learn to deal with "lesser humans" early actually.

      Having money taken from your classroom that could have bought supplies for advanced study to be used in a classroom of lesser able students so they get extra help does not teach students in the first classroom how to deal with "lesser humans early", because they aren't dealing with lesser humans at all. They're missing out on learning opportunities for no obvious reason.

      A very important skill considering that if you're destined for the upper classes, you should learn empathy for the lower classes.

      Forced education camps would solve that. Everybody gets gruel to eat and does manual labor 12 hours a day, with lessons provided only after dark by candlelight using old copies of Mein Kampf and The Communist Manifesto for reading material. That will teach them burgs to respect and have empathy for the proles, sure, you betcha!

    182. Re:Why stop there? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      China does this. Every student has to spend a few months working in a factory, or on a farm, or doing military training. My wife is Chinese, and she spent 3 months after her junior year in high school working in a car factory installing door handles. She was paid the same as other factory workers, and was happy to earn some spending money. Her brother trained as a soldier for China's equivalent of our National Guard.

      This system made the news in America a few years ago when it was reported that high school students were assembling iPhones in a Foxconn factory. The thought of teenagers doing actual work was shocking to Americans, but is normal in China.

    183. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eliminate them entirely for a voucher system that covers everyone. The schools that suck would get no students and therefore no funds, and close. The ones that do not suck will get many students and funded. Basically, its a "vote with your feet" option where the government money that would have gone to public schools directly goes to parents who can spend it on the private school of their choice.

      Yeah no. That's not how it works people.

    184. Re: Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree on the gerrymandering here. Sometimes thereâ(TM)s some to keep the lines drawn but itâ(TM)s usually self selection to get the districts. The rich move to an area to get away from the poor. And then run up the prices to keep them out.

    185. Re:Why stop there? by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      Seniority pay is what most other people call "cost of living adjustments".

      If it's cost of living, then why should new teachers be excluded from it? If anything, they should be paid more since they probably have college debt and no savings.

      The best thing that could happen to teachers is to bring back the respect people had for them back in the old days. None of this "those who can, do; those who can't, teach" crap. But that change isn't going to happen if the system keeps promoting mediocrity.

      I've encountered more than a few who can be replaced by a cassette tape. It doesn't diminish my respect for my better teachers, but for the occupation as a whole, it really drags down the average.

      Should performance be a factor? Probably. Should it be the only factor? No. In fact, there's a good argument to be made that in the often highly political world of academia, a pure seniority pay scheme without any adjustment for performance other than firing people who severely under-perform produces better outcomes by reducing salary biases that otherwise would favor the teachers who suck up over the ones who actually do a better job.

      Being bad at measuring performance is not a valid reason to avoid measuring performance. It's a reason to find better performance metrics. Also, if you have district or intra-district level evaluators who's only visiting the school once a month or so, they're not going to be so easily convinced by teachers sucking up to them.

      At a bare minimum, a performance-based scheme requires independent evaluators, which means more administration, whereas you want less.

      I want less overall, not necessarily less in every category. You can cut a lot in other places and add a few for evaluation. I mean, how many do you really need? A team of 5 can probably serve half a dozen districts.

      Multi-million-dollar classrooms is almost always an exaggeration.

      No, it's not an exaggeration.

      Realistically, schools build buildings because they have exceeded the capacity of the old ones or because the cost of maintaining the old buildings has gotten so high that it is cheaper to build a new one and pay for it over thirty years than to maintain the existing one over that same time period. Cost-cutting on construction inevitably leads to higher maintenance costs in the long run, which over the life of the building ends up cutting into funds that could have been used to pay more teachers.

      Do you have a source on the maintenance costs of older buildings? I don't remember seeing any work being done on them when I was in school, and we had some pretty old buildings.

      What we need to cut down on are the people who work outside the schools at the district level (except teacher evaluators). To the maximum extent possible, we need to replace them with automation. Hire computer programmers to write tools that can handle those administrative duties automatically. Hire temp workers for short-term data entry tasks like keying in student enrollment forms at the start of each school year, or outsource it to a call center in India

      That would be nice. I'd also like to ask what exactly are they administrating and whether that work needs to be done at all.

      Most of the disparity in public school quality comes not from how well the system is run, but from how high the average property taxes are in the areas that feed those schools.

      We don't actually know that. Property taxes in the area also strongly correlates with education level of the parents, which is by far the biggest predictor of scholastic success.

      ...passing a law making it illegal for cities to provide additional funds for their schools, and req

    186. Re:Why stop there? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      How did I move the goal post? I literally applied the exact goal post you set, in the exact way you set it.

      The fact that you cannot admit to being wrong even after I give you an easy out says just how ideologically compromised you are on this issue.

    187. Re:Why stop there? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      The fact that you see no learning opportunities being lost in isolating people born into certain birthright from the overwhelming majority of population tells us a lot about the serious blind spot you have on this issue. The fact that the only point of potential you can imagine is the furthest extreme humanity has ever gone to shows just how ignorant you are of gradients that actually exist in reality on this subject.

      Consider looking at the world as something that isn't black and white.

    188. Re:Why stop there? by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 1

      If a rich person chooses to send their child to school B because they think it is better, then the poor person can make the same choice because the vouchers are worth the same.

      First, that assumes school vouchers. Given that assumption:

      Unless school B charges an extra fee on top of the voucher. Or school B is hard to reach via cheap transport. Or school B can arbitrarily reject students for no good reason. And so on....

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    189. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Political Liberals tend to be more empathetic than conservatives, according to new psychology research" (June 13, 2018)

      https://www.psypost.org/2018/06/liberals-tend-empathetic-conservatives-according-new-psychology-research-51464

    190. Re:Why stop there? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      "University field utterly penetrated by progressives declares that conservatives are evil". News at 11.

    191. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "University field utterly penetrated by progressives declares that conservatives are evil". News at 11.

      Triggered snowflake conflates disagreement with hostility and conspiracy.

      I hope the ironic similarity to SJWs on the left is not missed here.

    192. Re:Why stop there? by Dr_Terminus · · Score: 1

      No we have capitalism and 'freedom of choice' because it is the best system to further pad the pockets of the ultra-wealthy and allow them to control the masses. Do you really think capitalism is working that well for 99% of the population in the US?

    193. Re:Why stop there? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      If it's cost of living, then why should new teachers be excluded from it?

      Their base pay goes up over time, too. Unless your question is "Why do people with no experience not get paid as much as people with twenty years' experience?" in which case the answer is "twenty years' experience".

      The best thing that could happen to teachers is to bring back the respect people had for them back in the old days. None of this "those who can, do; those who can't, teach" crap. But that change isn't going to happen if the system keeps promoting mediocrity.

      And at its core, that's a pay problem. When a high school senior is choosing a future major, faced with a choice between making $150,000 straight out of school with a CS degree and making $50k with an education degree, unless that student is *very* strongly driven to teach, if he or she is smart enough to do the former, he or she isn't going to choose the latter.

      And at the college level, it is even worse. A new adjunct is lucky to get three courses per semester, which translates to only $30,000 per year.

      When I said teacher salaries need to double, that's a lowball estimate.

      Should performance be a factor? Probably. Should it be the only factor? No. In fact, there's a good argument to be made that in the often highly political world of academia, a pure seniority pay scheme without any adjustment for performance other than firing people who severely under-perform produces better outcomes by reducing salary biases that otherwise would favor the teachers who suck up over the ones who actually do a better job.

      Being bad at measuring performance is not a valid reason to avoid measuring performance. It's a reason to find better performance metrics. Also, if you have district or intra-district level evaluators who's only visiting the school once a month or so, they're not going to be so easily convinced by teachers sucking up to them.

      I agree in principle. In practice, though, it is much harder than you think. If you use student performance as a metric in isolation, you risk teachers teaching to the test, which doesn't inspire students to learn, but if you use student perception as a metric, the teachers who teach least are most popular. Maybe we'll come up with metrics that actually work at some point, but until then, it doesn't make a lot of sense to use bad metrics as a means of evaluating teachers who are already in the system now.

      Multi-million-dollar classrooms is almost always an exaggeration.

      No, it's not an exaggeration [nj.com].

      It really is an exaggeration. When most people hear "multi-million-dollar classroom", they're expecting you to be talking about spending millions of dollars on what is in a classroom. Those are just very expensive buildings, in large part because land and construction prices are exorbitant in greater NYC. And even then, if you actually look at the cost per classroom, I doubt any of these actually exceeds $2 million per room unless you treat shared spaces like the gym, cafeteria, theater, bathrooms, hallways, etc. as being free.

      Realistically, schools build buildings because they have exceeded the capacity of the old ones or because the cost of maintaining the old buildings has gotten so high that it is cheaper to build a new one and pay for it over thirty years than to maintain the existing one over that same time period. Cost-cutting on construction inevitably leads to higher maintenance costs in the long run, which over the life of the building ends up cutting into funds that could have been used to pay more teachers.

      Do you have a source on the maintenance costs of older buildings? I don't remember seeing any work being done on them when I was in school, and we had some pretty old buildings.

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    194. Re:Why stop there? by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      ^federal^state

      Problems with this include:

      o Any subsidies -- which vary from zero to inadequate -- often aren't enough to cover the delta for real SpEd
      o There is often nothing that forces the school to use that money for SpEd. It is not uncommon for it to go elsewhere, say to subsidize football or inflated admin salaries.

    195. Re:Why stop there? by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Cyrpto-libertarian elitism.

    196. Re:Why stop there? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      First, that assumes school vouchers.

      Well, d'oh. This is a discussion about school vouchers. I think it is safe to assume that we're talking about school vouchers.

      Unless school B charges an extra fee on top of the voucher.

      If school B charges an extra fee they would be no different than ANY of the existing private schools. The voucher system did not create any additional segregation or differentiation. Read all the words in what you replied to. Oh, wait, you didn't even realize it was about a hypothetical voucher system. I'm guessing you didn't read ANY of the words, you just reacted.

      Or school B is hard to reach via cheap transport.

      Again, not anew thing.

      Or school B can arbitrarily reject students for no good reason.

      Not a function of the voucher system.

      And so on....

      Yes, there are already lots of ways that rich people can put their children in a different place than poor people's kids. The voucher system did not claim to solve every such issue. The argument against the system that you are now continuing is that we should not create ADDITIONAL means of disparity. When you ignore adjectives you waste everyone's time.

    197. Re:Why stop there? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      The fact that you see no learning opportunities being lost in isolating people born into certain birthright from the overwhelming majority of population

      I have no idea what you are saying here, because I said nothing of the sort. I spoke of learning abilities, not "birthright". The rest of your nonsense is ignored.

    198. Re:Why stop there? by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 1

      Well, d'oh. This is a discussion about school vouchers. I think it is safe to assume that we're talking about school vouchers.

      Well, as far as I can make out, your post is the first and except for the two follow-ups the only ones talking about school vouchers in this thread. So maybe you are talking about vouchers, but that is not evident for everybody.

      If school B charges an extra fee they would be no different than ANY of the existing private schools.

      Except that now the public pays part of the fee of the private school, making it even more attractive to people of means. And that money, of course, comes out of a common budget with public schools, who become even more underfunded.

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    199. Re:Why stop there? by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      A problem with partial voucher systems is that not all students cost the same amount to educate. The vouchers are usually worth the city-wide average cost of educating a student, but special needs students are far more expensive and mainstream students are cheaper. The voucher schools weasel out of taking the special needs students, one way or another, and are effectively overpaid for the students they do take. Meanwhile, the remaining public system effectively has even less money per student to work with because they're stuck with all the expensive students.

      A full voucher system eliminates that issue, sort of. But how do you get those high cost students educated? I suppose you could have a system where the reimbursement for high cost students is larger, but I don't know of any school voucher system that has done that.

      A related problem: what do you do with students that nobody wants, perhaps because of disciplinary issues? They're required to go to school by law, but how do they avoid breaking the law if nobody will take them?

    200. Re:Why stop there? by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      If it's cost of living, then why should new teachers be excluded from it?

      Their base pay goes up over time, too.

      All I'm saying is, everyone should be receiving 2% cost-of-living raises (or whatever it is in their area), including new positions, and it should be on top of performance based raises. Otherwise current teachers will receive the adjustments, but new teachers will see lower and lower initial pay, eventually resulting in a shortage of teachers (which is what we see happening right now).

      Unless your question is "Why do people with no experience not get paid as much as people with twenty years' experience?" in which case the answer is "twenty years' experience".

      That wasn't my question, and I agree having no experience means they won't be as effective. However, I don't think the same applies if you're comparing someone with 10 years and someone with 20 years experience.

      In order for a teacher to improve, they must be continuously experimenting, evaluating and improving their teaching methodology. They must keep up with new information coming out of academia. They must be always be learning. Unfortunately though, most people are not life-long learners. After a few years, they get good enough at their jobs and stop looking for improvements. This is especially true in a seniority system that doesn't reward (or even acknowledge) improvements.

      Besides, I'm sure there are teachers with 5 years of experience outperforming some with 20. How is it fair for them to receive less pay, despite doing better work?

      Being bad at measuring performance is not a valid reason to avoid measuring performance. It's a reason to find better performance metrics.

      I agree in principle. In practice, though, it is much harder than you think. If you use student performance as a metric in isolation, you risk teachers teaching to the test, which doesn't inspire students to learn, but if you use student perception as a metric, the teachers who teach least are most popular.

      In practice, we've allowed politicians to decide the metric, which has never worked in any other situation either. The metrics (more than one) can't be written into laws. They need to be much more flexible and therefore difficult to game. They will probably need to change frequently until a really good set is found. And some of it will probably have to include subjective measurements.

      Both student performance and student perception are good metrics, but no metric is going to be sufficient on its own. Just by combining both, it's already much more effective and much more difficult to game. You can add a few more such as parent perception, evaluator perception, randomized sampling of students to test deeper understanding, swapping teachers around to see if students get a boost and so on.

      When most people hear "multi-million-dollar classroom", they're expecting you to be talking about spending millions of dollars on what is in a classroom. Those are just very expensive buildings, in large part because land and construction prices are exorbitant in greater NYC. And even then, if you actually look at the cost per classroom, I doubt any of these actually exceeds $2 million per room unless you treat shared spaces like the gym, cafeteria, theater, bathrooms, hallways, etc. as being free.

      For me, "multi-million-dollar classroom" means the classroom itself cost more than $1 million. In the example I cited, they paid more than $2 per classroom, which is literally a "multi-million-dollar" classroom. In my opinion, if a 1500 sqft. private home costs $300,000 to rebuild, then a 1500 sqft. classroom in the same area should cost $300,000. If anything it should be less since you're building a large number of classrooms at once and there should be volume discounts. I can see science labs costing a bit more since

    201. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are things that capitalism is good at ... educating the masses is one of them ... the rich get the best and then the middle has to support the bottom with both getting inferior results.

    202. Re:Why stop there? by SNRatio · · Score: 1

      True. Schools may fight to keep kids in their on campus special ed programs, but hire lawyers (forcing parents to hire their own lawyers) to fight autism classifications that would force them to send kids to off site programs that can cost $30-100k per year.

    203. Re: Why stop there? by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Seattle Public Schools has two lawyers dedicated to âoedue processâ. This costs them less than complying even with the modest legal requirements.

      Yet thereâ(TM)s money for football stadiums.

    204. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Schools don't need "incentive to improve", they need resources, planning, community involvement and good-will, and some operational stability.

  3. It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People should be able to eat where they want to eat. The corporate cafeteria is likely to take less time and still be okay. Maybe some people get paid during their lunch break? That's considered unpaid time where I work, so I just get something and come back.

    1. Re:It is ridiculous by mellon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hm, well, speaking from experience, the corporate cafeteria is more like an attractive nuisance. It's good enough that you don't bother to go out, but not as good as what you'd get if you went out. And because everybody is doing it, if you don't, you stand out, which a lot of people aren't comfortable with.

      I don't think this ordinance has a chance in hell of passing constitutional muster, but I actually think the idea behind it is good. Sometimes the only way to get the right result for individuals is to have a collective norm.

    2. Re:It is ridiculous by AuMatar · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You need to try some of the cafeterias at the Silicon Valley companies. These aren't Sudexo pieces of shit. They have real chefs and actual food. I know at Facebook in addition to 2 cafeterias they had a burger shack, a pizza place, a noodle soup place, a salad place, a barbecue place, and frequent popups. And that was just the main campus, not the sattelites. The food tends to be pretty good, and if it doesn't do it for you the daily places work.

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    3. Re:It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When you believe that you know what is in other people's interests better than they do, regulation always seems like a great idea.

      I do love that SF is being subjected to their own socialism though.

    4. Re:It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And because everybody is doing it, if you don't, you stand out, which a lot of people aren't comfortable with.

      I honestly barely care about standing out anymore. Perhaps they think I'm anti social. I'm fine with that. I'm there to work not to use my limited free time at office politics. The amount of effort required to get useful stuff like promotions exceeds my interest and those aren't merit based anyway. They are at best need plus merit plus time served based. I figure actual accomplishments don't fully replace office politics and such, but sooner or later someone is going to want someone who just wants the work done right and having a record of that should eventually have some use and if not you can get promoted easier by changing jobs.

    5. Re:It is ridiculous by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This law will have a negligible effect for many reasons:

      1. It is addressing a problem that doesn't exist. The main problem faced by restaurants in SF is not "too few customers" but "too few workers", since people making waitress and dishwasher wages can't afford to live in SF. Customers aren't going to just wait longer to be seated. They will instead bring a sandwich and an apple in a paper sack and eat at their desk.

      2. It doesn't actually ban "free food at work." . It bans new construction of cafeterias. But SF already rejects 95% of all building permits, and the NIMBYs and BANANAs prevent almost all new construction anyway. Existing cafeterias can still be used, and tech companies without cafeterias can just contract with an offsite caterer to bring in meals. Unlike the cafeteria workers, these caterers are likely to make the meals in Oakland or Daly City, and truck them into SF, so this may reduce jobs for SF residents.

      Stupid laws have stupid unintended effects.

    6. Re:It is ridiculous by hawguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hm, well, speaking from experience, the corporate cafeteria is more like an attractive nuisance. It's good enough that you don't bother to go out, but not as good as what you'd get if you went out. And because everybody is doing it, if you don't, you stand out, which a lot of people aren't comfortable with.

      I don't think this ordinance has a chance in hell of passing constitutional muster, but I actually think the idea behind it is good. Sometimes the only way to get the right result for individuals is to have a collective norm.

      My company isn't large enough to have a full cafeteria, so they do catering, and the catered food is as good as any local restaurant in the $10 - $20 price range I'd be willing to pay every day. The choices are limited so some people chose to eat out and no one cares.

      I actually think the idea behind it is good.

      Why stop at food? Why not require that employees purchase gas locally... and haircuts... and groceries... and everything else that could be purchased locally? After all, the employers are indirectly paying for all of that through the pay they give employees.

      Or, if towns want employees to buy more local products, then maybe they ought to relax their tight zoning laws and allow much more housing to be built near the offices... then they wouldn't have to force people to shop locally, it would happen naturally.

    7. Re:It is ridiculous by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 2

      Stupid laws have stupid unintended effects.

      My admittedly brief personal experience with SF and what I've heard about it, that probably is accurate for a rather unfortunate number of the local laws.

    8. Re: It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, since they raised the minimum wage restraunts are downsizing staff and moving to self serve models. This just to stay in business.

    9. Re: It is ridiculous by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 0

      They will also mandate Korean BBQ for everyone, where you even have to COOK your own food!

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    10. Re:It is ridiculous by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      They can, and they will. This will get tossed out. It is just a NIMBY feelgood measure that everybody knows won't really go into effect.

    11. Re:It is ridiculous by Aighearach · · Score: 2

      Even if it was constitutionally valid, it would be trivially easy to get around, as it only affects construction, but there is no rule that you have to keep using every room the same way in the future. As long as you don't have to remove structural supports, this is just a matter of labeling at the design phase.

    12. Re:It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya man!

      They should all bring sandwiches from home for a year and see how the local businesses fare :)

    13. Re: It is ridiculous by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      You're not even going to hire a dishwasher at minimum wage, because they would have a 3 hour commute. That's not enough pay to even live at the end of the BART line, they'd have to commute from farther east just to get to the BART station. And they can get about the same wage jobs in Oakland or Berkeley.

      The economics of that are not actually a problem because of the high price of meals in SF, but restaurant owners tend to be Republicans who are allergic to paying over minimum wage, so they'll suffer a perpetual management nightmare with staffing problems and unhappy customers rather than pay what the market requires.

      In the end, that's why there is so much more good food than in most cities, even while table service is below average. I'll leave the missing piece of that analysis as an exercise for the reader.

    14. Re:It is ridiculous by mattyj · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I work right in the 'meat' of Mid-Market and a third problem is that most of the restaurants that have opened in the area are 'concept' restaurants that a semi-famous local chef sinks a couple million bucks into, which results in the average lunch costing 25 bucks. Cavernous restaurants like that have shuttered at a pretty quick pace over the past couple years because they don't know how to cater to the techie lunch crowd. Meanwhile, Little Griddle, Ananda Fura (sp? I don't eat veggies), Sam's, The Market on Market and even the Subways in the area thrive. The food trucks at Soma Straet Food are often crowded as long as it's not rainy, and people have to walk a ways to get there.

      Hopefully these big, prominent failures will start to give restauranteurs a clue about how to appeal to us nerds. When you're competing with free or subsidized food, you have to be different, fast, and reasonably priced (by San Francisco standards.) Nobody cares about your wine list (Dirty Water) or microbrew (that French place whose name escapes me.) Both those places were good for an occasional fancy lunch, but I'm not spending $25 on food every day, nor is anyone that works in the area.

    15. Re:It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The main campus at Facebook (Menlo Park) had a really good cafeteria when it was Sun Microsystems. The satellite buildings had a single sandwich bars, so employees would drive out in a convoy to the nearest restaurant for lunch. Those places were so busy, that there were waiting lines outside for 30 minutes.

    16. Re:It is ridiculous by mikael · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Welcome to the Restaurant Extragavanza. Do you have any reservations?"
      "Well, since you asked, the wine list looks a bit pricy and the wallpaper looks a bit tacky."

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    17. Re: It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can build their own factory that grows food and prepares it using robots.

    18. Re:It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with all of the food trucks in that area, is that all of the food is terribly bland especially the Mexican ones. I understand real Mexican food is very bland, but I want the Americanized version that's spicy that I used to be able to buy in NYC.

    19. Re:It is ridiculous by Gavagai80 · · Score: 2

      If a company is going to get tax incentives to move to a particular spot based on the theoretical benefits it'll provide, it damn well better be regulated to ensure it produces what it promised. Although personally -- even though I'm a socialist -- I'd prefer to pass a law outlawing localities from providing incentives to compete with each other for companies (which is of course terribly inefficient for the state/country as a whole).

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    20. Re:It is ridiculous by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This. When I eat lunch, I care about 3 things: Speed, price, amount. Taste comes in as a close fourth, but the quality level "edible" is sufficient for a lunch place to see me again. But I only have a limited amount of time at my disposal, so optimally my lunch is already ready when I decide I want it. It should be reasonably priced so that it's not more sensible for me to bring my own stuff. And it should be sufficient to last 'til dinner.

      Our campus cafeteria offers exactly that. Nothing fancy, nothing that you'll come back for seconds for, but it's ready when I get there (because they cook permanently through lunch time), the price is all right and it's filling.

      Plus, as an added bonus, your company is VERY interested in you not getting sick to your stomach from the grub because people who vomit don't work.

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    21. Re: It is ridiculous by bursch-X · · Score: 1

      Hey it's SF, legislation is not about problem solving here, it's all about virtue signalling.

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    22. Re:It is ridiculous by volodymyrbiryuk · · Score: 1

      Real Mexican food is bland? Are you sure it's not the other way round or are you confusing texmex with authentic Mexican cuisine?

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    23. Re:It is ridiculous by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      If the city really wanted them to not have in-house cafes, they should've put that in the contract, not retroactively creating laws after the companies have already moved their offices there.

      I also consider myself a socialist, but I understand that backstabbing people will not end in long-term prosperity. Pushing for these dumb laws only gives socialism a bad name and reduce political support for more important issues such as universal health care or UBI.

      Besides, if the choice comes down to restaurants, which are entirely profit-oriented, and tech companies, which are more socially conscious, I'd rather have more of the latter. And if the dramatic rise in food prices are any indication, the restaurants are doing just fine right now.

    24. Re:It is ridiculous by Daralantan · · Score: 1

      They will instead bring a sandwich and an apple in a paper sack and eat at their desk.

      I've always brought my own food regardless of what was at/near work. And this just reminds me of when I had to work crappy jobs like a warehouse one. Everyone I worked with in the warehouse would complain constantly about money... but every day would run out and grab $10-15 of food.... eat what they could during the 30 minute lunch break... then just trash the rest of it. (in addition to also spending $3-4 at the vending machine throughout the day)

      Every day.

    25. Re:It is ridiculous by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      I don't think this ordinance has a chance in hell of passing constitutional muster,

      But then again neither does anything else in today's San Francisco.I can see the Council passing this just to spite the rest of us.

      I've worked in a number of companies that have cafeterias. Though they are great for grabbing lunch on busy days, nobody ever eats in them every day of the week. Local restaurants still get lunch parties daily, to the extent that in every tech area with a community nearby, lunch is the busiest time of the restaurant day.

    26. Re: It is ridiculous by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      They can build their own factory that grows food and prepares it using robots.

      But the techs who work in that factory will still have to eat out.

    27. Re:It is ridiculous by ChoGGi · · Score: 2

      TFA mentions existing ones will be grandfathered in, but I also agree with your first sentence.

    28. Re:It is ridiculous by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      Luckily the workers in San Francisco are the best paid in America and can easily afford a $25 lunch.

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    29. Re: It is ridiculous by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the food options also get repetitive. In some places I have been to employees get lunch coupons that covers part of the cost of the meal, so it allows them to get a form of corporate sponsorship.

      I donâ(TM)t know whether banning company cafeterias is the best thing, but if a company is going to move to the city then supporting local businesses in some form should be part of any design, otherwise we just end up with a corporate ghetto.

      In Montreal, Ubisoft has around 3000 employees and if they donâ(TM)t have their own lunch then theyâ(TM)ll it out. This helps create a community around them that would be worried if they left and also gets employees out of the office for some air.

      Having a community care about losing a big player is important, as this means politicians will fear losing a company and therefore work harder to keep them there. The alternative is asking what they are doing to help support the city and treat them as some replaceable burden.

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    30. Re:It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Pushing for these dumb laws only gives socialism a bad name

      no no, socialists give socialism a bad name

    31. Re:It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol a good idea? It's only a good idea if corporate allots me 2 hours for lunch instead of 1. I'd never be able to leave campus and get lunch somewhere and come back and be at my desk in under an hour. 1.5hr *maybe*

    32. Re:It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exspensive lunch isn't just a SF thing. I live on the east coast, a good 2 hours from any large city, and lunch at just about any sit down area that isn't a chain restaurant/fast food is at least $20.

    33. Re: It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wanting $32 trillion in free shit, while only being able to demonstrate $4 trillion in revenue from 70% tax increases makes you look stupid. This cafeteria thing is nothing.

    34. Re:It is ridiculous by johanw · · Score: 1

      You have actually time to go to a local cafetaria each day? That would take far too much time for me. Fortunately the culture here is that you either eat at the local cafetaria of bring your own sandwiches and drinks. I usually eat them behind my desk working at 25% normal speed or doing some casual surfing. That's a lot cheaper too.

    35. Re:It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next up, ban all corporate coffee machines, make employees go out to Starbucs. Productivity suffers, more people need to be hired, a win-win (except for the corporations and the employees).

    36. Re:It is ridiculous by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      And these business shouldn't expect tax breaks....

    37. Re: It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Socialismâ(TM)s point is to constrain the behavior of the individual. Socialism always leads to stupid laws like this. It has to.

    38. Re:It is ridiculous by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 0

      Fuck You! What fucking contract ass-hole. Cities continually give tax breaks on the PROMISE that businesses are going to invest in the community. And yet it never comes to pass. Cities are well within their rights to get something back on their investment.

      What tech companies are socially conscious ass-hole?? Google doing work the government drone program - yes still going business. Amazon working with the CIA. Shall we talk about Microsoft. No fucking tech company is socially conscious. They are all profit driven. Fuck off and die.

    39. Re:It is ridiculous by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Actually there is an intended effect. Making sure businesses live up to their promises of investing in communities or did you support Amazon's opposition to Seattle passing a tax to help the homeless.

    40. Re:It is ridiculous by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      Be honest... you just turned 18 and got permission to swear, right?

      Hopefully when you grow up, you'll realize that the swearing makes you look less mature and less rational.

    41. Re:It is ridiculous by JackieBrown · · Score: 2

      texmex is not bland. It's one of my favorite parts of living here

    42. Re:It is ridiculous by MDMurphy · · Score: 1

      The proposed ban on cafeterias is not retroactive, it would apply to new offices only.

    43. Re:It is ridiculous by jcr · · Score: 1

      I actually think the idea behind it is good.

      Fuck you. It's none of the government's business where I decide to eat.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    44. Re:It is ridiculous by supremebob · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was always stuck behind you Sun bastards when I went to lunch at Togo's back then :)

    45. Re:It is ridiculous by supremebob · · Score: 1

      I'm conflicted on this one. I don't think that the city of San Fran should be dictating stuff like this, but on the other hand in-house cafeterias tend to lead to people having to eat at their desks during lunch because an important so-and-so e-mailed or instant messaged them with something at 11:55 AM. Basically, you end working through lunch instead of getting a actual "real" lunch break.

    46. Re:It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see... corporation crushes local competition by making food is effectively free.

      The local restaurants should pull themselves up by the bootstraps and inherit their money like in real capitalism. Those damn socialists always want stuff for free... wait, no... not for free. Free if you can afford to pay, not free if you can't. That's it.

    47. Re:It is ridiculous by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

      I don't think this ordinance has a chance in hell of passing constitutional muster ...

      I think it actually will, and with no problem at all. Tying preferential taxation to specified behavior is well within any jurisdiction's authority.

    48. Re:It is ridiculous by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

      On what grounds? A city has every right to determine what conditions it puts on tax break deals with companies.

    49. Re:It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the rents. Someplace that bought their property back in the 70's, like Tu Lan, can still afford to deliver quality food for a decent (or even downright cheap) price. New restaurants have to contend with a landlord that is effectively a silent partner, taking 60-110% of profit until the business, most likely, craters. So they provide ridiculous "perks" (like the wine list) to entice you to spend way too much on an average meal. All the good, cheap downtown lunch spots I remember have shuttered, but you better believe Yank Sing isn't going anywhere. Good, cheap, solvent: pick two.

      Captcha: wrapping

    50. Re:It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in the 90's when I worked in Santa Clara, the corporate cafeteria had private chefs that created meals and offered a daily changing menu that would have everything from lobster to hamburgers, cooked to order and served with a selection of sides. Sandwiches were all made-to-order and the salad bar was self-serve. That all started to change when the bubble burst in 2001/2002. The cafeteria got outsourced along with everyone else in a "service" position. The fresh made food was replaced with frozen stuff dumped in a fryer or onto a grill. No more lobster and the only pasta left was what came in a pre-made heat&serve tray. In the last 5 years I've seen the salad bars disappear and get replaced with pre-packaged salads with packets of dressing. Good luck finding a company that even has a soda fountain anymore. Adexo and all the other 3rd party services providers have been getting squeezed by their own corporations trying to boost profits for the sake of "investors". Gotta make that stock price look good!

    51. Re:It is ridiculous by Not-a-Neg · · Score: 1

      My first job was at Applied Materials in the early '90s, they had a great cafeteria with pleasant staff and a large variety of freshly prepared foods to choose from: burgers, pasta, salads, and so on. I would eat there for breakfast and lunch every day. At the last corporation I worked, the cafeteria served up pre-made frozen crap dumped in a fryer or tossed in a commercial microwave oven. They eventually decided to invest in more consumer microwaves and installed about 30 of them along one wall stacked 3 high in custom shelving. The outsourced cafeteria staff got replaced by another outsourced company with 1/3rd less offerings than the previous company offered. They focused more on pre-packaged crap they could set out in refrigerated stands for people to buy and microwave in the newly increased microwave area. The small company I am at now has nothing but vending machines and a handful of microwaves. The best option is to go out and eat at a local grill.

      I'm surprised that more people don't go out to eat considering the paltry offerings available on-site.

      Millennial's something something.

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    52. Re:It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I'm not spending $25 on food every day, nor is anyone that works in the area.

      They think you will because the real economy of SF revolves around property, and you DO pay for rent.
      Everyone sees the money being made for nothing by landlords -- and is paying it themselves -- and everyone EXPECTS a slice of that.
      This is the fundamental issue with property mania. It distorts EVERYTHING in the economy sooner or later.
      The only solution is to walk away. It never fixes itself. Ever.

    53. Re: It is ridiculous by reanjr · · Score: 1

      Companies with cafeterias are companies with mostly salary workers. They do not get paid for their time, but for their productivity. Which is why cafeterias are such a nice perk for both sides. Worker gets half hour more to work around lunch, and leaves fifteen minutes earlier than otherwise. Win/win.

    54. Re:It is ridiculous by mellon · · Score: 1

      Oh believe me, I have. I've tried several. But I used to work for a small company with no cafeteria, and we ate a lot better. It took a little longer to get to the food, though, and cost more. That's what I mean when I say it's an attractive nuisance. :)

      The big argument in favor of this in Silicon Valley is that the food you drive to isn't close by, and there's two car starts and the associated fumes, so it really makes sense to have these cafeterias in Silicon Valley. And to be fair, the neighborhood under discussion here is not an organic neighborhood with existing good food like you'd see in New York, and when I worked in that neighborhood back in the late nineties, it was a virtual food desert unless you like sandwiches. So I get why this is happening. But the influx of well-paid employees actually could seed an ecosystem of good restaurants and services, so I'm really sympathetic to the supervisor's position, despite that I doubt he's going to succeed.

    55. Re:It is ridiculous by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      Ah you're right. I missed that part.

    56. Re:It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for mentioning "Sudexo" (Sodexo?). God what horrible memories of the crap food they used to serve at my (US Gov't) job location. Low bidder indeed. I brought lunch from home almost every day for 20 years to avoid them.

    57. Re:It is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having retired from a major corporation after suffering a daily 43 mile commute into midtown of a major metropolitan area I still fail to understand why companies don't locate to medium size cities with lower housing costs, less crime, lower taxes, and more conservative government. We live in an age of worldwide communications yet still demand the drones go to the hive everyday. The only reason I can think of is the people that make the decisions are aloof, riding in the corporate executive cars, eating in the executive dinning room, which will never go away, and want to remain close to the similarity insolated liberal elitists who rule the masses and organize the $5,000 a plate diners to pay their tribute.

  4. Why stop at corporations? by JoeyRox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's ban citizens from preparing meals in their households as well. What better to ensure the success of local eateries?

    1. Re:Why stop at corporations? by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let's ban citizens from preparing meals in their households as well. What better to ensure the success of local eateries?

      Just wait. That's next, right after they mandate what you have to buy at the local eateries, what kind of transportation you must use to get to the eatery, what you must wear, what you must say when ordering your food, how you have to say it, and...well let's just dispense with any pretense of this whole "freedom" and "liberty" thing since government elites obviously knows what we need far better than we do.

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    2. Re:Why stop at corporations? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You don't have to associate with each and every corporation - it's voluntary. Not so with the local Government. Government has the power to compel you to take actions, and to indefinitely detain you - corporations do not.

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    3. Re:Why stop at corporations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > We should let corporations locate anywhere they want and screw up the local economy because corporations knows better than we do.
      How it is come that companies screwed local economy??? It was not Google, Apple or whatever company that HAVE RAISED SKYHIGH real estate prices. It was real estate owners - thank them.

    4. Re: Why stop at corporations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without gov't, corporations will become monopolies, and you'll have no choice if you want their product (such as food, shelter, power, etc).

    5. Re:Why stop at corporations? by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      The effect of this will be to make Silicon Valley less appealing as a place for tech savvy people to work and in turn drive down the divide between low class and high class people in the area. It's an overwhelmingly good move (for once) which will force those haughty cunts to suffer some of the regulation and policy ideas they are so willing to inflict on the rest of the world. The only thing San Francisco could feasibly manage in the short term to top this would be mandatory installation of Tesla's earthquake devices in the foundation of all their buildings.

    6. Re:Why stop at corporations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already happening in a few isolated buildings in SF. A coworker moved into a place with a shared kitchen. They didn't allow "wasteful" kitchens to be put in each unit.

    7. Re:Why stop at corporations? by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      Let's ban citizens from preparing meals in their households as well. What better to ensure the success of local eateries?

      Sure, why not take another unfounded leap that has nothing to do with the article. Have you ever spent any time there?? Do you understand what makes a dense city like San Francisco different? It's no suburb. It's tied with New York City for density of population, a city on a mountain peninsula that can't just sprawl out. These corporations have an extra footprint that's already been accommodated on the basis of an understanding.

      That density means it's an easier walk than almost anywhere in the country to have lots of top-notch options.

      San Francisco already made the stupid mistake of giving an inch and letting Silicon Valley roll all over it, turning itself into the bed and breakfast for gentrifying careerists who work in a whole another county. They're taking steps to stand up for people who have somewhat normal means and aren't so loaded with trust funds to work and get by. It's actually really overdue.

      But I only lived there for some years, so what do I know, compared to a flippant know-all comment on Slashdot.

    8. Re:Why stop at corporations? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Let's ban citizens from preparing meals in their households as well.

      In the 70's, vinyl record sleeves had the message: "Home cassette taping is killing the music industry!"

      The rebuttal joke was: Home fucking is killing the prostitution industry!"

      I am confident that Franciscans will take appropriate action.

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      Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
    9. Re:Why stop at corporations? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It is voluntary as long as there is no monopoly and you don't have to have a good or service (either because it's actually legally mandated or because you cannot provide your goods and services without).

      You might notice that the number of things you can actually get voluntarily from corporations is getting smaller and smaller.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    10. Re:Why stop at corporations? by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Let's ban politicians. All the freed budget can be injected into local prosperity. Also, people on bar stools would make better planning decisions. Let's devolve power to those spouting of whilst holding a beer.

    11. Re:Why stop at corporations? by easyTree · · Score: 1

      And that's really the problem. There's no incentive for them to perform their task effectively.

      Presumably noone needs a laugh enough to suggest that elections provide competitive pressure.

    12. Re:Why stop at corporations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great idea. Also, for safety as someone could burn or cut themselves while preparing food at home. And you know how Cali loves to remove freedom in the name of safety.

    13. Re:Why stop at corporations? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      It was not Google, Apple or whatever company that HAVE RAISED SKYHIGH real estate prices. It was real estate owners - thank them.

      Real estate owners can't raise prices sky high unless there's inadequate supply. Thank your city council and their restrictive zoning for destroying the housing supply.

    14. Re:Why stop at corporations? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Just wait. That's next, right after they mandate what you have to buy at the local eateries, what kind of transportation you must use to get to the eatery, what you must wear, what you must say when ordering your food, how you have to say it, and...

      Dood! you really have to stop after the 5th espresso!

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    15. Re:Why stop at corporations? by judoguy · · Score: 1

      Let's ban citizens from preparing meals in their households as well. What better to ensure the success of local eateries?

      Pol Pot did exactly that. Not a good example to emulate, but that's just my opinion.

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      Peace is easy to achieve, just surrender. Liberty is much harder get/keep.
    16. Re:Why stop at corporations? by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Stop taking the tax breaks and their shouldn't be a problem.

    17. Re:Why stop at corporations? by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Your city would be so much better off if they had just kept all of those techbros and their money out altogether.

    18. Re:Why stop at corporations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this modded Troll. This is the truth, for the most part.

      Government is the guaranteed ultimate monopoly. Corporations just try.

    19. Re:Why stop at corporations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to associate with each and every corporation - it's voluntary. Not so with the local Government. Government has the power to compel you to take actions, and to indefinitely detain you - corporations do not anymore.

      I finished that thought for you; you're welcome. Perhaps you should study up on history and learn why corporations cannot shoot you and your entire family for passing out on the job anymore. Unfortunately it involved masses of people and the "government" you so despise. You may prefer aristocratic dictatorships of unelected rich people that will turn you into a slave at gunpoint and take your family away, selling your kids into slavery and your wife into sex trafficking; the rest of us do not because we have studied history.

    20. Re:Why stop at corporations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wait. That's next, right after they mandate what you have to buy at the local eateries, what kind of transportation you must use to get to the eatery,

      It's hardly a local eatery, if you must use transportation to get there...

    21. Re:Why stop at corporations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your username reeks of someone who thinks they are either clever or insightful.

      In reality its just stupid. Like you and this whole post.

    22. Re: Why stop at corporations? by reanjr · · Score: 1

      You're nuts if you think people are going to start packing a lunch if they typically buy lunch every day.

    23. Re:Why stop at corporations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, keep these employees from bringing their own lunch, too! Brilliant!

    24. Re:Why stop at corporations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whose?

  5. Latest government overreach by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It wasn't enough the government wanted to tell you what to eat. It wasn't enough they took away your plastic straws. Now they want to tell you where you must eat.

    At what point do people sit up and say "wait a minute, you don't need to be meddling in my life to this extent"? Are people oblivious to the slippery slope this kind of stuff always leads to?

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    In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Make us your slaves, but feed us. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
    1. Re:Latest government overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Lighten up Francis, it's a proposal not a law. Peskin proposes all kinds of disruptive shit that doesn't pass, so nobody should be surprised or take it to the n-th degree of their tyranny spiel. Calm down, have some $20 toast.

    2. Re:Latest government overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peskin proposes all kinds of disruptive shit that doesn't pass

      So why hasn’t he been impeached yet?

    3. Re:Latest government overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah sure. Meanwhile your city cannot clean up shit on the sidewalk. SF needs to wipe the city council clean. You cannot do basic government stuff, you do not deserve to be in power.

    4. Re:Latest government overreach by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You miss the point. Peskin wants this to become law. That is obvious because it was proposed. That such a person can continue to serve after making such an asinine proposal and not be run out of office by the voters shows the absurdity of San Francisco politics. They clearly would love a government that tells everyone what to do, all the time, regardless of the situation.

      The implication here is citizens are too stupid to make their own decisions and must be forced into specific behaviors by the Almighty Hand Of Government, because only government has the wisdom and altruism necessary to ensure the well-being of the people. Don't the voters understand how they're being condescended to by stuff like this? "You can't be trusted to do what's best for you, therefore we will make laws that force you to do what we think is best for you."

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      In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Make us your slaves, but feed us. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
    5. Re:Latest government overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have zero understanding of how this occurs - district elections between 2-3 name-recognized politicians. Peskin isn't even the worst, though he does have bad ideas often. Stop whining about how stupid everyone is, that's dumb.

      The system is designed this way for a reason, and SF in an old city when it comes to political machinima. Right now anti-techie sentiment is a political football. Again, calm your tits and have some $20 toast, you don't get this.

    6. Re:Latest government overreach by SirAstral · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "The implication here is citizens are too stupid to make their own decisions"

      uh... did they not vote a clown in that thinks just exactly this? Apparently even the citizens themselves believe they are too stupid to make their own decisions. It seems to me that Peskin is just reflecting what his voters want. I believe that is his job as their elected, right?

      governments are a reflection of its people. A truth many people will refuse to their very graves, very much to their detriment.

    7. Re:Latest government overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prisoner-of-enigma gets it just fine, and I applaud him for pointing out the stupidity of a politician. This needs done more often, in this and many other forums.

    8. Re:Latest government overreach by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Proposing laws that don't happen to pass isn't a crime. Impeachment generally requires evidence of a crime or gross corruption.

    9. Re:Latest government overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You miss the point. Peskin wants this to become law." Heh, no, you do miss the point - it's not a law, just a symbolic attention-getter. It never had a chance of being law. Even Peskin no doubt knew this when he did so.
      If you're thinking shame applies, you know nothing.

      You can make various comments about the political cynicism of that or what a waste of time and whatnot, but to say he expected it to become law is to have zero knowledge of the party proposing it or the history of stagecraft.

    10. Re:Latest government overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says you're wrong? The government doesn't have a solution for heroin or mental illness or related poverty. The should clean the streets better though sure. But streets being scrubbed daily won't stop drugs from making junkies.

      Look around your local New Mexico highway underpass sometime. Pick a state without a drug problem, pick a major US city without a drug problem. Find a local trailer park without a drug problem in a red state.

      Find a major university without a drug problem. Find a major military institution without a drug problem.

      Or just whine about it like San Francisco is the problem.

    11. Re: Latest government overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SF needs more public toilets.
      They're just about to start building those.
      Most junkies, drunkards and schizos don't want to poop in the streets either, if they can avoid it.

    12. Re:Latest government overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're both idiots and underlining your names won't convince anyone who isn't a moron. The point stands, you have no idea what this was or why because you don't do your homework. Float along now InfoTurd Ivan.

    13. Re:Latest government overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just make it all legal already. Spend the money you save (which will be a massive amount of cash) on treatment programmes. Within ten years, the problem will be gone.

    14. Re:Latest government overreach by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      The implication here is citizens are too stupid to make their own decisions and must be forced into specific behaviors by the Almighty Hand Of Government,

      That is a very silly and bombastic way of getting to the core of the problem. Of course with out the Alighty Hand Of Government, you'd be living in the libertarian paradise of the congo with without any nasty government interfering with you.

      Also, I note you aren't really against regulation. You're happy for stuff you believe favours you, like having governments regulate into existence limited liability companies. But not, interestingly limiting what they can do when you personally don't like it.

      This is not to say I'm in favour of this law, but I think your position is philosophically inchorerent.

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    15. Re:Latest government overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Philosophically inchorerent[sic]", that's a somewhat convoluted way to spell "hypocritical".

    16. Re:Latest government overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in what way is that implication wrong? People are idiots. People tend to be like you, short-sighted, narrow-minded, egotistical, ignorant and dumb AF. You can't build a society around that.

      If you want a working society you have to just ignore the querulants, grousers and terminally stupid, or at times even give them a swift kick in the butt and move on. If you're running a society you have to roll with what benefits the most people, or at times, what's necessary for the society to keep working, even if it's unpopular. You simply have to keep the bigger picture in mind. Of course you have to be careful when you do that, but the alternative is impossible because it wouldn't be a society, it would be a jungle.

    17. Re:Latest government overreach by dyfet · · Score: 1

      He simply wants to repeal the law of supply and demand...

    18. Re:Latest government overreach by irving47 · · Score: 1

      The Santa Barbara Straw ban was only a proposal, too... a few months ago.

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    19. Re:Latest government overreach by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      The implication here is citizens are too stupid to make their own decisions and must be forced into specific behaviors by the Almighty Hand Of Government

      Nope, the implication here is that citizens might make choices that other citizens - who Peskin represents - do not want them to make. This isn't about healthy eating or some other situation that would fit within the criteria you propose, it's about the fact that a minority that has control over the SF government absolutely hates, hates with a passion, newcomers, and wants to punish them for not being part of the existing community.

      It's the same mentality that has someone post a "Welcome to America, now speak English" sticker on the back of their pick-up truck. Don't be fooled because the citizens doing this are more cosmopolitan than those who do the latter, it's pretty much the same mentality.

      There are numerous reasons people pass laws. Clamping down on anti-social behavior is one, whether it's murder or spoiling the environment. Another, legitimate, reason is to ensure the maximum welfare for all, such as regulating food labeling or enabling standards so expectations can be set. Another is "for your own good", be it sugar taxes (where the taxes don't go into mitigation, I'd be fine with a sugar tax that subsidizes healthcare, that'd fall into the second category) or bans on drugs. And and a final example, the worst, is to punish "those people", be it Jim Crow at one extreme, or laws like this one on the other.

      This is a case of the latter, not the penultimate, type of law on that list.

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    20. Re:Latest government overreach by DCFusor · · Score: 1

      What, you mean liberals and progressives are anything but? I need to lie down...

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    21. Re:Latest government overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't the voters understand how they're being condescended to by stuff like this?

      Toddlers don't recognize condescension. They recognize attention. If you're doing something for them or against them, they think that's better than if you're maintaining status quo silently. This also explains some managers.

    22. Re:Latest government overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is it limiting choice? There is no choice.

      The employer is paying part of the salary in food. Why not pay you in money and THEN let you choose whether to pay to eat at their cafeteria.

    23. Re:Latest government overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      governments are a reflection of its people. A truth many people will refuse to their very graves, very much to their detriment.

      And these people are hard core Progressives. I'm glad this is happening because it shows everyone else how absurd progressivism really is when they let their freak fly.

    24. Re:Latest government overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, are companies still allowed to have break areas; where one might, GASP, eat their own lunch they prepared at home and brought with them?

    25. Re:Latest government overreach by ArylAkamov · · Score: 1

      Libertarianism/wanting a smaller government =\= anarchism, or having no government, despite how often you seem to mix them up or strawman.

    26. Re:Latest government overreach by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Most of the so-called libertarian here are deeply dishonest. They've very coy about small government. They always whine about how there's too much more or less no matter what, yet whe presented with no goverment they claim that's not what it's all about.

      the boundary appears to be "I've got mine and the government should be big enough to keep it mine, but other than that fuck you".

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    27. Re:Latest government overreach by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      uh... did they not vote a clown in that thinks just exactly this? Apparently even the citizens themselves believe they are too stupid to make their own decisions.

      No, they believe that everyone else is too stupid to make decisions.

      The problem with politics when it comes to passing laws that affect corporations that happen to reside within the borders of those cities is that most of the people affected live elsewhere. I guarantee you that, of the Mountain View residents who pushed for Facebook to not be allowed to put in free corporate cafes, very few of them work at Facebook. Anyone who did would have pointed out that adding tens thousand hungry employees to the Mountain View downtown is a recipe for complete traffic gridlock that will run right into the afternoon public school pickup gridlock, and that Mountain View is close enough to Menlo Park that they can safely expect all ten thousand of them to drive to the free corporate cafe at the main campus, bringing highway 101 to its knees.

      What we need, to combat bad decisions made by people who lack understanding of the situation that they are trying to "correct", is a fundamental change in our political system. Rather than voting based upon where you live, we should be able to vote in every district where we have significant nexus, whether that's the place where you live, the place where you work, the place where you attend worship services, the place where you own a summer home, or whatever.

      It seems to me that people who live in Fremont and work in San Francisco are affected by San Francisco elections at least as much as people who live in San Francisco, but work in Cupertino, Mountain View, or Meno Park. After all, residents who work elsewhere spend a few hours in the evening plus weekends, whereas people who live elsewhere and work in San Francisco spend most of their daytime hours in San Francisco. Arguably, they have *greater* interest than people who merely rent a bed there.

      And because people would have to go out of their way to register in additional districts where they work or otherwise have significant nexus, this scheme would skew elections by adding more votes from people who are actively interested in voting, thus reducing the impact of people who just dogmatically check the box next to the incumbent with a D or R by his or her name.

      This scheme would, of course, require more rigorous proof of nexus, but there could be a fee for additional (non-residence) voting districts to cover the cost of verification, and that fee could be used to help defray the cost of elections.

      And this would, of course, also mean that people would be able to vote in more than one election, so it would be important for secondary voting to cover only elections for which the person would not otherwise be eligible.

      For example, if I register in California and secondarily in Florida (pretend I own a summer home there), I should be able to vote in city and state elections in both. It is debatable whether I should be allowed to vote for senators and reps in both. On the one hand, ostensibly doing so would give me greater representation in Congress, but on the other hand, those folks do represent me, so it could also be argued that I should be able to vote for them. Either way, I should presumably not be able to vote for POTUS in both places.

      Similarly, if I register in Santa Clara county and Santa Cruz county in California, I should be able to vote for officials in the appropriate city, plus the county. State senate and assembly are debatable, as before. I clearly should not be able to vote for the governor in both places, nor the U.S. senator. The U.S. representative, once again, is debatable. And again, the POTUS is right out.

      This approach would greatly increase the complexity of running elections, and would greatly increase the printing costs for absentee ballots, but would produce government that more accurately reflects the desires of all the people in their districts, rather than merely the people who happen to rent a bed there. And I think overall, that would be a good thing.

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    28. Re:Latest government overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't enough the government wanted to tell you what to eat. It wasn't enough they took away your plastic straws. Now they want to tell you where you must eat.

      At what point do people sit up and say "wait a minute, you don't need to be meddling in my life to this extent"? Are people oblivious to the slippery slope this kind of stuff always leads to?

      San Fransisco is full of lefties. Those with dignity and self-respect left a long time ago. As a libertarian, I'm happy for the people of San Fransisco to live the way they choose; I don't want to enforce my yearning for freedom on a people that clearly prefer being looked after by mommy and daddy government.

    29. Re:Latest government overreach by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Err... God-given. Gotta watch the typos.

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    30. Re:Latest government overreach by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

      Most of the so-called libertarian here are deeply dishonest.

      And you paint everyone with the same brush and make totally unfounded assumptions about them because reasons. How egalitarian of you!

      the boundary appears to be "I've got mine and the government should be big enough to keep it mine, but other than that fuck you".

      No, in this case the boundary is "the government has no business telling me where I can and cannot eat." Whether you're conservative, progressive, libertarian, or whatever, the idea that the people should give the government power to enforce such a thing ought to be frightening.

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    31. Re:Latest government overreach by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

      Nope, the implication here is that citizens might make choices that other citizens - who Peskin represents - do not want them to make.

      The proper solution is to make it attractive enough for people to choose to eat outside the corporate cafeteria of their own free will. Peskin doesn't want to bother with that. Too much work. Much easier to dictate what they can and can't do via government fiat.

      This isn't about healthy eating or some other situation that would fit within the criteria you propose, it's about the fact that a minority that has control over the SF government absolutely hates, hates with a passion, newcomers, and wants to punish them for not being part of the existing community.

      All the more reason this fool should be voted out of office. A law -- or even a proposed law -- that punishes people for exercising their nonviolent free will is an affront to everything this country is founded on. It's the kind of thing you'd expect out of North Korea.

      There are numerous reasons people pass laws. Clamping down on anti-social behavior is one

      This is not a legitimate function of government, or at least it's not supposed to be in this country. Like I said, it's the kind of government-knows-best philosophy you'd expect out of a dictatorship where control extends down to the minutiae of how you live your life on a daily basis. It also shows the impotence of government. It can't convince people to behave the way it wants therefore it will compel them to using the only tool it has that citizens don't have: force.

      And San Franciscoans actually want this, which is even more terrifying since they obviously have no clue what government can do with force once it decides it doesn't like something they like doing.

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    32. Re:Latest government overreach by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      And you paint everyone with the same brush

      No I don't. I paint people with specific ideas the colour of stupid.

      How egalitarian of you!

      It's terrible isn't it when you hit a true egalatarian. I judge people by what they say and do not who they are. Unfortunately that seems to upset you.

      Whether you're conservative, progressive, libertarian, or whatever, the idea that the people should give the government power to enforce such a thing ought to be frightening.

      Only if you're really thick. Governments have enforced zoning restrictions for years and somehow society hasn't collapsed into some sort of dystopia as a result of that.

      IOW your claims are at odds with observable evidence.

      And yes I paint everyone who holds opinions at odds with reality with the same stupid-brush. Because I'm egalitarian.

      You're welcome.

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  6. lunch delivery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why go out when it can be delivered

  7. Would y'all please stop? by houstonbofh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Would y'all please stop? We already have to many of your people in Texas now... This will only bring more of them! ;) (Just kidding... Y'all come on. Just remember why you left...)

    1. Re:Would y'all please stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Y'all come on. Just remember why you left

      Except that they don't. They claim to be fleeing the "unlivable mess" in California but they bring their politics with them and begin destroying their new home just as they destroyed California. Why do you think "Don't Californicate <Insert State Here>" is such a popular bumper sticker? Trust me, you don't want more rocks-for-brains Liberals moving to Texas from California.

    2. Re:Would y'all please stop? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Um, Texas has its own forms of crony capitalism.

    3. Re:Would y'all please stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Noooooo! They are going to ruin Texas. Austin is a major infection site as it is. You can't let a looney left infection fester!

    4. Re:Would y'all please stop? by Aighearach · · Score: 1, Troll

      What would happen to your idiot hypothesis if people in liberal places that are not California also had the "Don't Californicate" stickers?

      What if it isn't even California's liberals that move to your conservative wasteland? What if those are the California conservatives? Oh, right, right, RINOs are just liberaaals.

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    5. Re:Would y'all please stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aighearach Maybe you posted in the wrong thread?

    6. Re:Would y'all please stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, stay there or go somewhere else! There are enough hippies in Austin and they are starting to infest San Antonio now too!

    7. Re:Would y'all please stop? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I remember I left Texas because the weather was nightmarish.

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    8. Re:Would y'all please stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Noooooo! They are going to ruin Texas. Austin is a major infection site as it is. You can't let a looney left infection fester!

      Austin has been a hot bed of loony leftist ideas since before I lived there 25 years ago. I think it's been festering quite awhile.

    9. Re:Would y'all please stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. This is a cancer that wants to spread.

    10. Re:Would y'all please stop? by chispito · · Score: 1

      Why do you think "Don't Californicate <Insert State Here>" is such a popular bumper sticker?

      Because of the cross section of people who like bumper stickers yet fail to recognize changing demographics.

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    11. Re:Would y'all please stop? by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

      Would y'all please stop? We already have to many of your people in Texas now... This will only bring more of them! ;) (Just kidding... Y'all come on. Just remember why you left...)

      Don't worry -- Texas is high on my list of retirement options. (Bonus: Total eclipse in 2024 passes through Fredericksburg and Waco). I lived near Houston for a couple of years back in the 70s and liked it then -- though it (and Austin) seems to have gone wacko lefty since then.

      It'll feel like moving back to America.

    12. Re:Would y'all please stop? by Not-a-Neg · · Score: 1

      So have they decide what they're going to rename Austin to?

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    13. Re:Would y'all please stop? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      "Thank You For Visiting, Don't Come Back!"

    14. Re:Would y'all please stop? by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      Yep, there's plenty of room out in the western part of the state. There, you'll learn what it means to work for a living. But it's OK, you'll get to actually KEEP your money. Those are two of the lessons the New Orleans immigrants learned after Katrina!

    15. Re:Would y'all please stop? by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Why do you think we have Austin? I was a place to keep them away from the rest of us for decades!

    16. Re:Would y'all please stop? by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      What? They are supposed to stay in Austin. That was the agreement. Maybe y'all need a wall. ;)

    17. Re:Would y'all please stop? by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      New Francisco... ;)

    18. Re:Would y'all please stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If so many people are leaving why are rents so much more expensive in San Francisco?

  8. Liberal paradise by ArchieBunker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds exactly like the liberal paradise they all wanted. Always makes me think of this meme https://pics.me.me/wants-more-...

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    1. Re: Liberal paradise by datavirtue · · Score: 0

      Thanks. I needed a deep laugh.

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    2. Re:Liberal paradise by brantondaveperson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Funny. But that's not more government, that's more police.

      Plus, there's a good chance that young lady wanted different government, not more of the same one that militarised the police.

    3. Re:Liberal paradise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny pic. But as soon as people realize the Left vs Right, less gov vs more gov, less nature vs more nature, basically are strawman arguments without substance, the less we laugh at such moronic arguments.

    4. Re:Liberal paradise by davide+marney · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Huh?

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    5. Re:Liberal paradise by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      That picture was taken when Obama was president. How are the police paid and who do they report to? Tax money and politicians. They are government.

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    6. Re:Liberal paradise by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      All government tax collection and all government regulation is done at gunpoint. Sure you could have a different style than militarized police, socialist dictatorships often have guys in street clothes and unmarked cars grab you off the street.

    7. Re:Liberal paradise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you want and what you get are often different things.

      But when you want more government, you will end up getting more 'enforcers', no matter what. Someone will always want different government, and that just will not do.

    8. Re:Liberal paradise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny. But that's not more government, that's more police.

      What's funny is that this statement achieved +5 insightful moderation. Sigh.

    9. Re:Liberal paradise by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      It's mindlessly foolish to claim that someone wanting a welfare state wants a vast militarized police force merely because both are "mor government".

      They're not even slightly the same

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    10. Re:Liberal paradise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He doesn't get the point that ALL government is force.
      A tax is backed by the threat of kidnapping (arrest) and theft (fines).
      A regulation over free cafes is backed by the threat of kidnapping (arrest) and theft (fines).

      Government is all about the 'legitimate' use of force. Police are just one part of "more government", since they are they ones that will enforce every aspect of it.

    11. Re:Liberal paradise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, but "more government" means that it has to be enforced. Which means more police. So, it's actually a pretty good representation.

    12. Re:Liberal paradise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But when you want more government, you will end up getting more 'enforcers', no matter what.

      Yet in practice the smaller the government (with regard to taxation, wealth redistribution, etc), the higher the incarceration rate, which means more enforcers...

    13. Re:Liberal paradise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, but "more government" means that it has to be enforced.

      No, less government means greater inequality in wealth distribution which means more police.

      When people advocate "small government," what they are actually proposing is getting the government out of social justice issues and concentrating on policing and defence. Since the idea is to allow the rich to get richer without government interference (and thereby make the poor even poorer), they need the police above all.

  9. Seems like a great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Y'all want immigrants to integrate into their communities, right?

  10. Moving out of SF... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    was the best thing I ever did. They have the best average daily weather of anywhere Iâ(TM)ve ever visited.. but there was no way to compensate for the frustration of being packed into such close quarters with so many other people. The taxes and zany lawmakers were simply a manifestation of the unfortunate general mindset of the locals... and since more of them than of me... better to let them have it. Plenty of other, more livable places that are almost as pleasant, where the money goes further and people (and govâ(TM)t) keep more to themselves.

  11. big mistake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In order for a meal break to be unpaid for non-exempt employees, employees must be free to have their break onsite or to leave the premises if they choose. Employers can require employees to stay onsite during a meal break. However, if an employer requires this, the meal break is considered to be paid time.

    If cafeterias or sufficiently large enough breakrooms are not provided, then it it's time to report every non-conforming company in SF to the California Department of Industrial Relations Sorry but state law trumps municipal code here!

    1. Re:big mistake! by hawguy · · Score: 1

      In order for a meal break to be unpaid for non-exempt employees

      None of the employers targeted by this proposal hire significant numbers of non-exempt employees

    2. Re:big mistake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of the employers targeted by this proposal hire significant numbers of non-exempt employees

      So they never hire contractors or interns? Seems unlikely.

  12. Fiefdoms - Corporate City by SlashGodet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "tech companies have become independent fiefs with dry cleaning, gyms, doctors, shuttle buses and bountiful free meals...

    Fantastic quote from the article. The fiefdoms of tech campuses are creating a new kind of society: the corporate city, open only to those with a badge. On the large scale practiced in the SF Bay Area, this corporate coddling certainly seems to be capable of whittling away at the vibrance of city life.

    NEWS RELEASE: "The independent city-state of Google has declared war on the city of San Francisco by poaching its best chefs." LOL.

    1. Re:Fiefdoms - Corporate City by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      When the globalists break down societies sufficiently, this will be the norm everywhere. Not only that but they will have their own housing too, all protected by large walls and armed guards. Their end goal is to bring the productive free people under their yoke and make beholden to corporations for everything. Dare to step outside the walls, and you will receive a vibrancy overload and your children will be gang-enriched.

    2. Re:Fiefdoms - Corporate City by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it basically creates areas of the city not even worth walking through. Those corporate areas are like hell-holes.

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    3. Re:Fiefdoms - Corporate City by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to include the "LOL" inside the quotes. It makes it more authentique!

    4. Re:Fiefdoms - Corporate City by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 2

      "tech companies have become independent fiefs with dry cleaning, gyms, doctors, shuttle buses and bountiful free meals...

      Fantastic quote from the article. The fiefdoms of tech campuses are creating a new kind of society: the corporate city, open only to those with a badge. On the large scale practiced in the SF Bay Area, this corporate coddling certainly seems to be capable of whittling away at the vibrance of city life.

      NEWS RELEASE: "The independent city-state of Google has declared war on the city of San Francisco by poaching its best chefs." LOL.

      So, let me get this straight; the noble employees would have been out enjoying the "vibrance" (like homeless crapping on the sidewalks?), but the evil corp executives made that completely impossible by ... building cafeterias.

      Or, maybe you mean something else?

    5. Re:Fiefdoms - Corporate City by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How big a pot do you need to poach a chef?

    6. Re:Fiefdoms - Corporate City by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This, and it's not even unique to SF. Both of my last two employers had headquarters located smack dab in the middle of very dangerous areas. I'm sure this was because the land and taxes were cheaper. I rather pack a lunch every day than to risk getting mugged during my lunch break.

    7. Re:Fiefdoms - Corporate City by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you'll be able to find Subway, McDonalds and Starbucks. Just like in every small town. Pure, unblemished uniformity, everywhere, perfection. Have a nice day!

    8. Re:Fiefdoms - Corporate City by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when they have on-site living arrangements, we'll start calling them arcologies.

    9. Re:Fiefdoms - Corporate City by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An oil drum would be enough to poach Bobby Flay, but you'd need a dumpster for Guy Fieri.

  13. We should ban Aaron Peskin's kitchen by grahamsaa · · Score: 2

    Surely this would help local restaurants. Sheesh, this city seems determined to force the tech companies that make up a large percentage of the tax base to leave.

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    1. Re:We should ban Aaron Peskin's kitchen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They actually don't make up that large of a percentage. Real estate absolutely destroys techie revenue, it's not close. Tech is maybe 15-20% at the absolute most, due mainly to outsized profits for those companies / capita.

    2. Re:We should ban Aaron Peskin's kitchen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who do you think pays those property taxes? I'll give you a hint it's not the homeless drug addict taking a shit on the sidewalk.

    3. Re:We should ban Aaron Peskin's kitchen by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Real estate does so because of the tech companies. What do you think the situation for real estate will be like once the tech corporations that gobble up that real estate are gone and you have a lot of unused land plots that nobody could possibly afford at the asking price. Except tech corporations, who were just kicked out, that is...

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    4. Re:We should ban Aaron Peskin's kitchen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The increase in the tax base from tech companies was exactly what Willie Brown and Ed Lee were aiming for, but based on all the feces and needle talk around here it's clear that the money they bring the city isn't enough to start fixing the problems they brought with them. Tech abandoning SF would be a net positive for just about everybody.

  14. Um... every office job I've ever had by rsilvergun · · Score: 1, Redundant

    has a cafeteria. Companies put them in because they get you to work through your lunch in exchange for some food (and sometimes not even that, the places I worked just had cheap food, it wasn't free). This'll get shot down. These guys are just fishing for campaign contributions. The restaurants will get outbid by the the mega corps.

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  15. Why not take the same approach as with immigrants? by El+Cubano · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "This is not against these folks, it's for them. It's to integrate them into the community."

    Interesting concept. Perhaps we could try that with immigrants. See if we can get people who immigrate to the United States to respect the laws, learn the language, and integrate into the culture and society.

    What? That's ridiculous and shows no respect for the immigrants? Why is it OK to force a company (a voluntary association of people) to respect the laws but not actual individuals? How come cities like SF like to think that they can thumb their noses at federal laws they don't like and then turn around and brow beat companies (and, indirectly, tax-paying citizens) with their own local laws? Will they applaud when those companies stand up to the inhumane overreach of the city government in the same way the city has stood up to the federal government?

  16. The ever shrinking lunch hour... by rnturn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... will make this unfeasible. Most companies I've worked for in recent years have been moving to a work day that starts at 8:30 and only allows 30 minutes for lunch. (Unless it's someone's birthday or a co-worker's last day. Then it's 2 hours.)

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    1. Re:The ever shrinking lunch hour... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 2

      Most companies I've worked for in recent years have been moving to a work day that starts at 8:30 and only allows 30 minutes for lunch.

      Well, it won't keep shrinking if it's at 30 minutes. That's the minimum in California. And I don't get the early start time (or why it matters), but if you want me to be present at my less productive time, cool. You're paying for it.

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    2. Re:The ever shrinking lunch hour... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck that, I'm barely rolling out of bed at 8:30am.
      Now if they wanted to start work at 8:30pm I'd be OK with that.

    3. Re:The ever shrinking lunch hour... by mattyj · · Score: 1

      Perhaps our city council in San Francisco here can pass an ordinance that bans restaurants larger than 1000 square feet in Mid-Market. That's the real problem. That French place in the Twitter building closed a year ago and it's a ghost town still. Dirty Water will sit empty for years. Big expensive restaurants don't work there and won't work there. Meanwhile the dinky fast food places coming back to the Uber building usually have a pretty healthy crowd at lunch.

    4. Re:The ever shrinking lunch hour... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not from USA and where I am, early hours at 8:30 a norm and almost as typical as a 9am start, and there are some companies on flexi-hours arrangements where people can work as early as 7:30 am (occasionally 7), but they they'll get to leave early such their there are no change to total number of hours worked. The main rationale of it being avoiding the busy commute hours.

      I'm not sure when GP said he started at 8:30, he mean he hot his working hours extended without being able to leave earlier, but far too many people (tech and IT support etc) are allowing themselves to be short-changed without merit. I've my fair share of overtime during peak days but I work it industry where level of work is not distributed evenly, and I get a lot of freer days.

    5. Re:The ever shrinking lunch hour... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      In the US, 9-5 is considered "typical" and "first shift", however a lot of people in flex time work 7:30-3:30 and other people obviously work 2nd shift (5-1) and graveyard shift (1-9).

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    6. Re:The ever shrinking lunch hour... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Our regulation dictates that you MUST take a 30 minute break after working for 6 hours, but it doesn't say anything about how long it may be. Of course it's unpaid, so if you spend 2 hours at lunch (preferably telling your coworkers beforehand that it's gonna take that long), you should probably tack those 2 hours to the end of your day.

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    7. Re:The ever shrinking lunch hour... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I don't work ... or even get out of bed, at times that can be written with one digit in the octal system.

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    8. Re:The ever shrinking lunch hour... by rnturn · · Score: 1

      "...the dinky fast food places coming back to the Uber building usually have a pretty healthy crowd..."

      Are those fast food customers really healthy?

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    9. Re:The ever shrinking lunch hour... by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      Where the hell is 9-5 considered "typical" outside of maybe banking anymore? Every place I've ever been it's 8-5 or some variance of the 9 hour day if they offer "flex" time. 8 hours of work, 1 hour for lunch (or 30 with two 15 minute breaks for hourly workers), making it a "40" hour week.

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  17. Brown Bag Anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ordinance, which seeks to force tech workers out of their subsidized cafeterias and into neighborhood restaurants

    Or, they'll just bring in lunch. Congratulations, not only are those restaurants still not seeing an increase in traffic, but now people who would have gotten a job at the internal cafeteria have no where to go.

  18. Won't change anything by Wycliffe · · Score: 5, Informative

    I was working at a tech company when they closed their cafeteria to do some renovation. Even though we had flex hours and could easily have left campus to eat, to my knowledge practically no one did. The company let a vendor come in and sell boxed lunches, a few people would order delivery but mostly people just brought their lunches. Unless the campuses are extremely small and there are nearby restaurants within an easy 5-10 minute walk, no one is going to leave for lunch. The onsite cafeterias are a convenience and that is it.

    1. Re:Won't change anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless... there are nearby restaurants within an easy 5-10 minute walk, no one is going to leave for lunch.

      And unless there are companies without subsidized food options within a 5-10 minute walk, no restaurants are going to open in that area.

      My office (not in SF) is in an area with the offices to probably hundreds of companies. In spite of this fact, the food options around this area are very poor. Part of the reason, I'm pretty sure, is that a large number of the companies have their own cafeterias, which means there's not a lot of business for a restaurant. Which of course in turn means that companies feel pressured to have a cafeteria... it's a self-reinforcing cycle.

    2. Re:Won't change anything by jittles · · Score: 1

      I was working at a tech company when they closed their cafeteria to do some renovation. Even though we had flex hours and could easily have left campus to eat, to my knowledge practically no one did. The company let a vendor come in and sell boxed lunches, a few people would order delivery but mostly people just brought their lunches. Unless the campuses are extremely small and there are nearby restaurants within an easy 5-10 minute walk, no one is going to leave for lunch. The onsite cafeterias are a convenience and that is it.

      I’m not sure that I agree with you completely on this particular issue. The point is that these companies try to suck you into their corporate culture and never let you escape by doing everything they can to entice you into staying ever longer and longer in the office. This is why they do everything they can to make it as convenient as possible to stay in at lunch. And while I am not sure that the practice ought to be made illegal, I do think that is prevalence ought to be discouraged. It is unhealthy to sit at your desk all day and far into the night. I do not like to take a lunch break, but I try not to stay at work much longer than about 8:15 minutes per day. Then I take a walk, eat food, and, if necessary, remote into work to wrap up something urgent. I have mixed feelings about this law because I actually think it is beneficial to the tech workers (though not financially beneficial). However, I do think this is a bit of a reach on the part of the city of SF. It really is a beautiful area. If I worked in SF, I would probably take a lunch time stroll and stay later at work just to enjoy the sights of the bay. These tech workers should be outside enjoying the world around them and not cloistered in the buildings working long and unreasonable hours.

    3. Re:Won't change anything by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      The point is that these companies try to suck you into their corporate culture and never let you escape by doing everything they can to entice you into staying ever longer and longer in the office. This is why they do everything they can to make it as convenient as possible to stay in at lunch. And while I am not sure that the practice ought to be made illegal, I do think that is prevalence ought to be discouraged. It is unhealthy to sit at your desk all day and far into the night.

      But that isn't why they are doing it. They don't appear to be doing it to protect the workers but rather an attempt to removed the walled communities within a city. If they want to protect the workers then they need to get rid of the exempt status and require time and a half for anything over 40. Personally myself, I don't take a lunch break because I would rather have that extra hour at the end of the day. I work 8 hours and go home versus having to spend 9 hours away from home. Most techs on these campuses are likely spending even longer than 9 hours on campus.

    4. Re:Won't change anything by jittles · · Score: 1

      But that isn't why they are doing it. They don't appear to be doing it to protect the workers but rather an attempt to removed the walled communities within a city. If they want to protect the workers then they need to get rid of the exempt status and require time and a half for anything over 40. Personally myself, I don't take a lunch break because I would rather have that extra hour at the end of the day. I work 8 hours and go home versus having to spend 9 hours away from home. Most techs on these campuses are likely spending even longer than 9 hours on campus.

      You and I are in the same boat. But yes, they are doing something that could be beneficial to workers but entirely for the wrong reason. So part of me supports the law but most of me thinks its a mistake on the city’s part. But I do not believe the city of SF can change the exemption status of employees since state and federal laws set those guidelines.

    5. Re:Won't change anything by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      But I do not believe the city of SF can change the exemption status of employees since state and federal laws set those guidelines.

      To my knowledge it has not been tried. Generally a more restrictive rule is allowed. For instance, there are a bunch of cities with higher minimum wage than the state/federal so I don't see why a city couldn't say that overtime has to be paid on any hours over 40 regardless of status or to raise the dollar amount where exemption falls. Many states have a different amount for exemption status than the federal.

  19. Lunch Hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The commute is going to be amazingly bad!

  20. "planning to..." by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Two San Francisco supervisors suggested this. There are eleven city supervisors. The summary makes it sound like this is definitely happening.

    Everybody hold your water. It's just some harebrained idea that two politicians raised to placate businesses they represent. I doubt it will really happen.

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    1. Re:"planning to..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like banning straws under threat of prison sentence? They did it. Jail time for a plastic straw.
      You mean like allowing public defecation on the streets all around the city? They did it. Everyone who complains about literal feces on the sidewalks is now racist.
      You mean like decriminalising the act of purposefully infecting other people with an incurable deadly disease? They did that, too and criticism of that policy is racist and homophobic.

      There is no policy insane enough that Southern Californian voters will say "nope, that's gone too far".

    2. Re:"planning to..." by No+Longer+an+AC · · Score: 0

      You mean like banning straws under threat of prison sentence? They did it. Jail time for a plastic straw.

      Yeah, I didn't believe this so I looked it up.

      I couldn't actually find anything on the penalties SF is planning to impose, but it does sound like you've confused Santa Barbara with San Francisco along with a little fake news from Fox, the Daily Mail and Donald Trump Jr.

      Santa Barbara wants to lock up straw users? That'd be outrageous, if it were actually true

      Santa Barbara is considering a straw ban — and no, you won’t be jailed for violating it

      Latchford pointed out that, since Santa Barbara’s plastic bag ordinance went into effect in 2014, “we haven’t had a single fine.”

      Pushing for compliance rather than maximum penalties is similar to how they've handled public smoking bans and bans on throwing away certain recyclable material (e.g. plain cardboard) where I live (not California).

      I really am not familiar with the public defecation situation in SF and I doubt you are either so I won't speak to that, but your other claim:

      You mean like decriminalising the act of purposefully infecting other people with an incurable deadly disease? They did that, too

      No, they did not. Knowingly exposing another to HIV is still a crime.

      The co-author of the bill explains:

      Last week, Governor Jerry Brown signed SB 239, a bill I co-authored to modernize California’s HIV criminal statutes by treating HIV *exactly* the same as other serious and deadly diseases such as Ebola, SARS, hepatitis C, and tuberculosis: as a misdemeanor. Under current California law, only HIV is treated as a felony, and you don’t have to infect anyone—or even create a risk of infection—to be guilty and go to state prison.

      SB 239 doesn’t eliminate criminal penalties for reckless behavior by people living with HIV. Rather, it simply aligns our criminal treatment of HIV with how we treat every other serious infectious disease in existence: as a misdemeanor.

      We Modernized California’s HIV Criminal Laws & the Right Wing Attacked

      And this should blow your mind:

      In 1994, Texas became the first state to repeal its HIV criminal laws, according to the Center for HIV Law and Policy.

      Nor do all other states treat exposing another to it as a felony.

      HIV Crime Laws: Historical Relics or Public Safety Measures?

      And finally - and I admit I'm going out on a limb here because I've never lived in California, but I don't think SF is considered "Southern California". According to Wikipedia, it's "Northern California".

      So who's crazier? The San Franciscans in Southern California or Texans? Or the states who never made it a felony in the first place?

    3. Re:"planning to..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Found the faggot!

    4. Re:"planning to..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But tech workers need something to yell about on the internet instead of doing the work they're paid way too much for! WHY WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE OPPRESSED SF TECH WORKER!??!? Choosing to move here wasn't cheap for their parents!

    5. Re:"planning to..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just some harebrained idea that two politicians raised to placate businesses they represent. I doubt it will really happen.

      This is exactly how "Trump administration is planning to" stories go. Now you might gain some empathy for the other tribe and why they respond with the same sentiment you currently have.

      Far more similarities than differences.

    6. Re:"planning to..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just the typical exaggerate, over-react, attack, and smear campaign against anything left of ultra-conservative. Gotta paint the left as the bad guys so no body notices the crooks on the right.

  21. Exempting existing tech buildings by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

    So probably will have very little effect.

  22. Don't even try.... by zoid.com · · Score: 2

    Don't even try to bring your lunch, especially if you bring a straw. WTF is wrong with SF?

    1. Re:Don't even try.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      plastic disposable straws just sound like a really stupid idea... I would think that if you want to have your drink that way you'd want to have your own sturdy sanitary straw made of glass or some other easy to clean material, much like people like to have their own coffee mugs. I just drink water, out of a glass, so I have no idea what the draw is, other than it was an invention by the same companies that brought us deep fried mass-murder patty between 2 slices of poisonous sugary bread simulade for pennies.

    2. Re:Don't even try.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off libtard

    3. Re:Don't even try.... by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Tax base need more funds for political ideas.
      So good people with any wage have to be force by a gov spend more to pay more tax.

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    4. Re:Don't even try.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has the plastic surgeon installed your vagina yet?

    5. Re:Don't even try.... by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 1

      deep fried mass-murder

      Sounds delicious, you are making me hungry.

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    6. Re:Don't even try.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      plastic disposable straws just sound like a really stupid idea...

      It depends on the straw. Plain boring straws should be thrown away. Crazy straws made from heavier gauge plastics adorned with snazzy loops and shit should be cleaned and reused.

      I would think that if you want to have your drink that way you'd want to have your own sturdy sanitary straw made of glass or some other easy to clean material

      I don't want a sturdy straw I want a plastic one!!

      I just drink water, out of a glass

      Drinking from water soluble containers just sound like a really stupid idea...

      so I have no idea what the draw is, other than it was an invention by the same companies that brought us deep fried mass-murder patty between 2 slices of poisonous sugary bread simulade for pennies.

      Fanta was developed for Nazis by Nazi sympathizers (Coca Cola) yet I still drink it from the can -- never with a straw! Fanta is too caustic for cheap plastic straws.

    7. Re:Don't even try.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They all about banning straws but no mention of the plastic lids. Wouldn't want to risk interfering with their 3rd world coffee harvested by child labor fetish.

  23. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Feudalism isn't a new concept. Why does poor journalism attempt to present it without a historical context?

    Roughly 100 years ago, US miners would commonly live in homes owned by the mining company, with natural gas supplied by the mining company, in Michigan. That means the mining company controlled the minimal wages, the means to heat the homes in the winter, and the ability to find lodging for the work. If people are generally too stupid to consider that poor living conditions, then they would allow Facebook and other technology companies to create the small cities they have.

  24. I love it!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leftard vs. Leftard

  25. The daystar! by Frank+Burly · · Score: 2

    My initial thought was that this is ridiculous overreach. But the government regularly says where restaurants can and can't be. Framed as : You can't open a restaurant in your house, or your barber shop (I bet), or your office building—it is less unreasonable.

    On the plus side, cities are supposed to be the most accountable governmental unit, and the easiest to leave.

    Also, some drastic municipal ordinances (no smoking in restaurants, no plastic bags, no large sodas) come to be seen as common sense.

    1. Re:The daystar! by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      The government has no reason to regulate where a restaurant can be. They do need to regulate food safety and smoking, both of which can cause health issues, but the location isn't causing harm to anyone.

    2. Re:The daystar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      But the government regularly says where restaurants can and can't be. Framed as : You can't open a restaurant in your house, or your barber shop (I bet), or your office building—it is less unreasonable.

      No, you CAN open up restaurant in your barber shop. Why wouldn't you be able to do that as long as you follow health regulations? I see restaurants open in supermarkets all the time. Mixed use is fine. What you're talking about are ZONING laws, and designed to organize a community into logical spaces, and address problems of residents like traffic, noise, litter, pollution, etc from having a noisy bar, or an industrial chemical plant next to your house.

      This law is direct protectionism for restaurants. Tech businesses are already zoned in a commercial zone. There's no real zoning concerns from the neighbors. The restaurants just want income.

  26. Archie faggot whines constantly, nobody notices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for the jealous red state child molester retard perspective. Your link sucks slightly less cock than you do, which is saying something. Enjoy watching Trump hang for treason with us, popcorn?

    1. Re:Archie faggot whines constantly, nobody notices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll still be bitching into his second term. The economy is doing great and unemployment is super low. No complaints here.

  27. WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's expensive to live there, it's overrun by homeless drunks and drug addicts, the streets are covered in human feces and whinny liberals keep sticking their noses in your business. Why not move to a state like Texas where there's so much land that you can build an entirely new city just the way you want it? San Francisco is a shit hole city, literally. You couldn't pay me to live there.

    1. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by shaksys · · Score: 0

      Why not move to a state like Texas

      If too many do that, then texas will become a shithole too.

    2. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. Keep your looney California nonsense OUT of Texas.

    3. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by hawguy · · Score: 1

      It's expensive to live there, it's overrun by homeless drunks and drug addicts, the streets are covered in human feces and whinny liberals keep sticking their noses in your business. Why not move to a state like Texas where there's so much land that you can build an entirely new city just the way you want it? San Francisco is a shit hole city, literally. You couldn't pay me to live there.

      Why not? Because the employers and employees at these tech companies want to stay in the bay area, and until that change, there won't be another place like it. It may not be to your liking, but no one is forcing you to live there.

      Land is not the only issue -- if t was, then why is traffic in Austin so bad?

    4. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Why not move to a state like Texas

      They probably don't want to live in a state that constantly needs federal assistance due to their constant failures to plan leading to fiscal and other crises.

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    5. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Land is not the only issue -- if t was, then why is traffic in Austin so bad?

      Land is a necessary, although not sufficient condition. The real issue is control. That's the problem. You see, Liberals, and most especially the kind that run San Francisco, like to control your life. They want to force you to live how they want you to live because they think they know best and that we're all just dumb white men with too much privilege. You will never have the necessary level of control over your own business in San Francisco because the miserable Liberal busybodies who run the place and their lazy bum voters cannot resist meddling in your private affairs.

    6. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You couldn't pay me enough to live in San Francisco. Too disgusting.

    7. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or what, you'll shoot your father and fuck your sister? What you don't realize is Texas IS ALREADY a shithole, lol. For decades now. You might as well be Florida with cows now. 3/4 of Texas is inbred blonde bitches drunk by dawn.

      Face it. You're the stretch pants of the Confederacy. You're Mexico AF. And the 80 gallon cowboy hat with plaid faggot act isn't getting any younger, brokeback pardner. Snip snip madafaka, steers and what? Texas babyback bitches.

      Oh yeah - and even Kansas City faggots destroy you dumb cunts at BBQ. You eat shit and like it.

      Run along now.

    8. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      San Francisco has a massive homeless pooping problem . Even the mayor admits that, "There’s More Feces Than I’ve Ever Seen".

    9. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Land is not the only issue -- if t was, then why is traffic in Austin so bad?

      Land is a necessary, although not sufficient condition. The real issue is control. That's the problem. You see, Liberals, and most especially the kind that run San Francisco, like to control your life. They want to force you to live how they want you to live because they think they know best and that we're all just dumb white men with too much privilege. You will never have the necessary level of control over your own business in San Francisco because the miserable Liberal busybodies who run the place and their lazy bum voters cannot resist meddling in your private affairs.

      Ahh, got it... so it's those Texas Liberals that are forcing residents of Dallas, Houston and Austin to sit in some of the worse congestion in the USA (all ranked in the top 13 USA cities for congestion). They have plenty of land, but don't want to use it, they want to force you to sit in your car in traffic. If only Texas weren't so full of liberals, then those cities would have 30 lane freeways and traffic would be free flowing all the time.

    10. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Sterile and clean is frankly boring as well. There needs to be a happy medium.

    11. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sterile and clean is frankly boring as well. There needs to be a happy medium.

      How much pooping do you need to be happy?

    12. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you messing with Texas?

    13. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because for the most part you get liberal politics that you don't have to waste hours of your life following and campaigning for. The majority of citizens in the city are on your side and don't need convincing.

      The homeless problems come from conservative states sending their homeless to California. Or if you have a choice as to where to be homeless, SF isn't too bad compared to a lot of other places in the US.

      I do think that we need to be building new big cities, both in Texas, Nevada, and California. There are plenty of refugees and immigrants who would like the work and cheap housing too.

    14. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      *golf clap*

    15. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      I live in San Antonio and can definitely say the 3/4 of our population (or even 1/4) is not blond.

    16. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      Please keep repeating this. Hopefully it will dissuade enough Californians from moving here

    17. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, got it... so it's those Texas Liberals that are forcing residents of Dallas, Houston and Austin to sit in some of the worse congestion in the USA

      Dallas favored Hillary over Trump 2-1, Houston's had Democrat mayors for over 30 years, and Austin is (famously) an enclave of liberalism in the state.

      I'm sorry, your point was?

    18. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, got it... so it's those Texas Liberals that are forcing residents of Dallas, Houston and Austin to sit in some of the worse congestion in the USA (all ranked in the top 13 USA cities for congestion). They have plenty of land, but don't want to use it, they want to force you to sit in your car in traffic. If only Texas weren't so full of liberals, then those cities would have 30 lane freeways and traffic would be free flowing all the time.

      What an odd response to what you quoted. Anyways, the Katy freeway in Houston is 26 lanes. So your exaggeration falls flat. Everything is bigger in Texas is true. The poor souls sitting in their cars in DFW, Houston, Austin are due to the influx of people leaving shithole places like SF. Well maybe not Austin since traffic there was horrible in the 80's when I lived there - and Austin is firmly under Progtard control.

    19. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [T]hose cities would have 30 lane freeways and traffic would be free flowing all the time.

      Adding lanes does not improve congestion.

    20. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by Megane · · Score: 1

      Land is not the only issue -- if t was, then why is traffic in Austin so bad?

      Because for decades, even before they made any effort toward it becoming a tech mecca, the far left city government was anti-highways. By the time they finally needed the land on which to build new highways, it was already developed, often having become high-price residential areas, and thus way too expensive to buy, combined with a few badly placed cemeteries. I-35 has always been a nightmare of construction somewhere, but when it's time to work on the double-decker part, it's going to become a tenth circle of hell.

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    21. Re:WTF Do Tech Workers See in San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not move to a state like Texas

      They probably don't want to live in a state that constantly needs federal assistance due to their constant failures to plan leading to fiscal and other crises.

      Like all the federal disaster aid for California failing to plan for all its wildfires? Do not even TRY to blame it on climate change, playing as if the millions of people driving cars everywhere in California for decades did not do more than their fair share of damage to the environment, and cause the dumping into the air of quite a bit of carbon, too. Also, all the demand for all the fuel ended up contributing to every oil spill, every refinery explosion, etc. California has NO right to look down its snout at Texas.

  28. How to summon a swat team in SF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drive to any corporate cafeteria in a Hummer while wearing a MAGA hat and thrust a straw into your Caprisun juice pouch.

    1. Re:How to summon a swat team in SF by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You .... you TERRORIST!!!!

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  29. Understandable. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    If your want to do your own Cyberpunk enclave, stay in the desert. Plain and simple. I totally get the SF officials on this one.
    I'm just wondering if this is the right measure to fix this ... Seems awkward.

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  30. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not really an example of feudalism, though I see why you said that. That's an example of a "company town" or "camp town"

  31. SV & USSR by js290 · · Score: 0

    Things that happen in Silicon Valley and also the Soviet Union:

    - waiting years to receive a car you ordered, to find that its of poor workmanship and quality

    - promises of colonizing the solar system while you toil in drudgery day in, day out

    — Anton Troynikov (@atroyn) July 5, 2018

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  32. This is outrageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cafeterias and the like are super convenient. You know the food, where it is, how muhc it costs, don't have to travel far, can eat in peace with coworkers. Do they want their city turned into some Japanese flood of white-collared office workers who migrate from their buildings all at the same time of day in search of food? Why not just ban the companies providing the food and force local food guys to produce the food for them? Fuck I don't even have one of these anymore but it still pisses me off they would remove these.

  33. Bologna sandwiches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just in. San Francisco bans workers from carrying Bologna sandwiches to work.

    1. Re:Bologna sandwiches by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Laugh all you want. Democrats are just that kind of party.

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    2. Re:Bologna sandwiches by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Although, to be fair the ban on the bologna sandwich is not because of restaurants losing customers, but because SF has decided that meat is murder, you should have a nice quinoa-and-kale sandwich on stone-ground pita.

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    3. Re:Bologna sandwiches by mattyj · · Score: 1

      Pita is so 2012. Everything comes on avocado toast now.

    4. Re:Bologna sandwiches by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Sorry about that - hard to keep up! Gluten free, I presume? And made with free-range avocados?

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  34. The corporate reasoning is simple: by Elfich47 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The turn around time for lunch is usually shorter. You walk down to the cafeteria. You grab lunch, eat it and are back at your desk inside the allotted lunch window. If you have to go out, then the travel time is up, there is weather to contend with, lines, its more of a hassle.

    The tech companies have made the decision that providing lunch is a bennie and it keeps people inside the bubble longer. If San Fransisco passes the "no cafeteria" regs, expect the corporate offices to rent food trucks on a rotation to stop in front of their office, seven days a week. The press on the local food establishments will be insane. People don't want to integrate into the community, they want to work and go home. Forcing them to go out for take out just annoys them.

    San Fransisco has a lot of growing up to do: They have to come to terms if they want the big companies to be in town, they need to build at least 100,000 more apartment units, quickly. And those will get snapped up in about 30 seconds with people screaming for more. Watching the city slowly destroy itself with the: "But we don't want to build anymore units because it will change the city" get trampled by the stratospheric rent rates has been fun to watch from a far distance.

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    1. Re:The corporate reasoning is simple: by superwiz · · Score: 1

      They don't mind destroying the city. There are tons of new shopping malls. They just don't want to build new housing because the people who have a right to vote in the city are not the tech workers. The landlords vote to prevent housing construction to keep the rents of their housing properties as high as possible. The tech workers overwhelmingly don't vote. The "we don't want to change the city" line is a facade. If it were true, all the new shopping malls wouldn't exist.

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    2. Re:The corporate reasoning is simple: by Bongo · · Score: 1

      I like the sig. And as for snagging and bugs...

      But yeah I cannot understand people being so precious about any city in America. It’s supposed to be the new world, no?

    3. Re:The corporate reasoning is simple: by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      The tech companies have made the decision that providing lunch is a bennie and it keeps people inside the bubble longer. If San Fransisco passes the "no cafeteria" regs, expect the corporate offices to rent food trucks on a rotation to stop in front of their office, seven days a week. The press on the local food establishments will be insane. People don't want to integrate into the community, they want to work and go home. Forcing them to go out for take out just annoys them.

      Yeah, forcing people to integrate into a community tends to turn people off and be generally offensive, though also incredibly ironic in some ways. SF might be better off encouraging corps to do things like make a habit of having local food trucks come by...and, well, actually making a point of allowing more housing to be built so those working in the offices actually will be in SF for more than just lunch. If you want them to integrate into the community, make sure they can live there.

    4. Re:The corporate reasoning is simple: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. I literally would not take a job if it was not possible to eat on site or within very short walking distance. The amount of time you waste daily (or force you to eat at your work desk bringing in something) is just not worth it.

      Same actually applies to too long commutes. Time is valuable. Until workplaces pay you for the commute time and lunch time, I want to optimize them to a minimum.

    5. Re:The corporate reasoning is simple: by mikael · · Score: 1

      They opposed high-rise blocks of apartments because they didn't want to live in the permanent sun-shadow zone of a high-rise block. Nor did they want the Market-Value-Assessment board (MVA) deciding that since there was a 400-unit condo right next door with an aggregate property tax of $5million/year, that their home should have a similar value and force them to sell up. If that were to happen, then SF would still be unaffordable and become like Singapore with the non-millionaire population having to commute from Marin County and Oakland each day

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    6. Re:The corporate reasoning is simple: by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? Singapore is a lot nicer than SF and has subsidized housing for the not-so-rich folks. If SF could end up like that, it'll be a positive change for most people.

    7. Re:The corporate reasoning is simple: by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      The tech companies have made the decision that providing lunch is a bennie and it keeps people inside the bubble longer. If San Fransisco passes the "no cafeteria" regs, expect the corporate offices to rent food trucks on a rotation to stop in front of their office, seven days a week. The press on the local food establishments will be insane. People don't want to integrate into the community, they want to work and go home. Forcing them to go out for take out just annoys them.

      Good point. They may also just bring their lunch rather than deal with the time necessary to go off campus and the prices necessary to do so. What are the local restaurants going to do then? Also, I've never seen anywhere where a mass produced lunch was just awesome all the time. It just can't be. Sure, maybe there are some things that the free lunch providers get right, but there's just no way it can be great all the time. And people are still choosing, for whatever reason, to eat the free lunch even when it's not all that good. If people are willing to eat crummy food just because it's free, that doesn't suggest to me that they'll be very excited to have to eat out and pay for it and will actually do what they can to not do that.

    8. Re:The corporate reasoning is simple: by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      More importantly, decent subsidized housing. With automated elevated light rail weaving among the apartment blocks. The commute is maybe 40 minutes by train to the CBD from the fringes, Singapore is not very big.

    9. Re:The corporate reasoning is simple: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that were to happen, then SF would still be unaffordable and become like Singapore with the non-millionaire population having to commute from Marin County and Oakland each day

      Isn't that what's already happening?

    10. Re:The corporate reasoning is simple: by DCFusor · · Score: 1

      Like bringing your lunch from home isn't a viable alternative?

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    11. Re:The corporate reasoning is simple: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or people just bring their lunch from home?

    12. Re:The corporate reasoning is simple: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the other reason companies open in-house coffee shops and cafeterias. Their employees tend to talk shop while at both and keeping them on campus keeps outside ears from hearing too much of that shop talk.

  35. What will "officials" look for? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    Search your office for a "refrigerator" above a set capacity that could allow workers lunch "food" to be kept on site?
    Could an advanced water fountain be a "cafeteria" as it allows for hot and cold drinks that are totally removing daily beverage profit from local eateries?
    A government inspection to find an office kettle that could make instant coffee and tea on demand for office workers? Another search for any type of hidden "kitchen" area?
    Government teams using infrared to look for any hot self-contained small cooking appliance between 11am and 2 pm?

    Why should workers be forced by a government to spend their own wage in a way a government demands?
    Who wants to walk out on the streets to walk around waste, drug use, tents, RV and crime?
    When a really great employee cafeteria allow workers to eat and talk in a really nice area?
    No crime, clean, great food, good people... vs ... wondering out onto the streets and using more of a wage to be forced by a government to buy what your own company can offer?

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  36. This is the corporate version of an HOA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't have to live there. Your company doesn't need to have an office there. The rules don't need to make sense.

  37. Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Encouraging your citizens to be carbon neutral, yet want them to burn fossil fuels needlesly for some PC crap. Want corp america to foot more perks for employees like health care, ergonomics etc and shame them when they go BEYOND.

    What is it with you libs? Are you ever satisfied?!

    1. Re:Let me get this straight by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's a city. There are restaurants and stores within walking distance of work. This isn't some office park where the Mickey Dee's is a mile drive away.

    2. Re:Let me get this straight by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And this is a corporate canteen, not some shabby fast food joint. Do you know what you're suggesting? Instead of eating healthy (which is something the corporation itself would want from its workers, because a healthy worker is a busy worker, something an outside eatery doesn't give a shit about) you want them to stuff their face with greaseballs?

      And don't tell me "but there are alternatives". Show me one lunch restaurant that doesn't live by the philosophy "cheapest grub is good enough because we know you won't have the time to complain and demand your money back".

      Not to mention that they couldn't compete with our cafeteria anyway. You get good food and a drink for less than 10 bucks.

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  38. Re:Why not take the same approach as with immigran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Totalitarians, on both the left and the right, are all the same.

  39. democrats? by superwiz · · Score: 1, Informative

    I am just going to guess that they are Democrats. Because looking for new ways to restrict personal freedom and to treat adults like their own social experiment toys is what this party has become.

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    1. Re:democrats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's still better than the corrupt conservatives and the religious right-wing nutjobs. Like forcing religion to control marriage rights, restricting people's freedom to vote, telling women that they have to carry a baby to term if they get raped, and the crazy uncontrolled gun experiment going on. Yeah, having to get some locally made sandwich instead of cafeteria food is totally on the same level...

    2. Re:democrats? by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Republicans like to talk about how you should live your life. They don't do much to change despite being in power. Democrats want to actually control how you live your life -- not just talk about it. Oh, and telling people who to each their sandwich is "an opportunity"? Please, accept my heartfelt FUCK YOU.

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  40. That's a good pic. Funny by raymorris · · Score: 0

    That one makes me chuckle.

  41. I smell dollar signs by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is probably crony capitalism, not socialism. The restaurant lobby bribes their way in.

  42. Tribal war paint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The politicians running San Francisco are members of the blue tribe. As a consequence in this context they must necessarily approve of what the red tribe opposes and tell people what they can and can't do while standing on a party platform of liberalism without the liberty.

  43. Sure local restaurants can handle it by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that the all the restaurants within a few blocks of Uber and Twitter HQ (which are pretty much next to each other) could handle the 5000 employees pouring out of Uber and Twitter between 11:30 and 12:30.

    Maybe someone can tell these lawmakers the number of cafeteria works that will be laid off...

    1. Re:Sure local restaurants can handle it by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      and of course company cafeterias magically teleport food and supplies into existence and don't buy things from the local stores.

    2. Re:Sure local restaurants can handle it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on man, teleports have not been invented yet. They use 3D printers of course.

    3. Re:Sure local restaurants can handle it by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      In countries like France, that works without any problem ...

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    4. Re:Sure local restaurants can handle it by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      and don't buy things from the local stores.
      Of course they don't by at local stores ... no restaurant would do that, unless the bread went out or something.
      They buy at the market or get it delivered from a wholesale merchant.

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    5. Re:Sure local restaurants can handle it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with traffic jams between noon and 2 pm.

    6. Re:Sure local restaurants can handle it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually cafeteria suppies are purchased from Armark or similar; local busineses need not apply...

    7. Re:Sure local restaurants can handle it by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      "market or wholesale merchant"...that's what I meant by "local stores". Those are stores too, but you may also be unaware your local grocery store also makes bulk deals with restaurants... since I have family and friends in that industry on both sides I know.

    8. Re:Sure local restaurants can handle it by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      It's more complicated than that, yes there is that, there are also grocery stores that make bulk deals with restaurants, bakeries, local distributors and warehouses, etc.

      Money is going into the area.

    9. Re:Sure local restaurants can handle it by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      That is unusual in my area, I doubt the next "grocery" makes whole sales to the restaurant I'm sitting in, what would be the point?
      They both buy from the same wholesale merchant ...

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    10. Re:Sure local restaurants can handle it by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      No, not all merchants can sell all things. Are you talking about restaurants that can only serve the "american barnyard diet"? As example, the asian restaurants are also buying out of the rear warehouse of asian grocery store, mexican ditto, middle eastern, ditto

    11. Re:Sure local restaurants can handle it by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I don't get your question.

      GP taked about restaurants buying next door to the next best grocery store, claiming they got whole sails prices.

      In my experience the next best grocery store and restaurant buy at the same whole sales store ...

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  44. As stupid as this is by Kagetsuki · · Score: 2

    I have to admit I actually find this an interesting idea. But banning is kind of an overly authoritarian way to go about it. Maybe something like a "cafeteria license" where they make them pay extra to provide such a facility (and include all the inspections and other costs that go with it?), making it less economically viable to provide a cafeteria but earning extra revenue for the city from the companies that do. Or, maybe provide an incentive, like waive those costs if they allow local businesses to provide catering/delivery to those cafeteria areas.

    Either way this is such a "bay area" problem. And we all know the real way to fix the bay area is to raze it with atomic flame.

    1. Re:As stupid as this is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer is more simple than a cafeteria license, the answer is take away the subsidies they used to get the companies to move.
      The city had a plan to rejuvenate its CBD by bring tech companies in. The companies then went against the spirit of the agreement (as they are legally entitled to do) by instead of integrating with the community and improving the area building a private bubble. As this does nothing to improve the area for the general public the council is looking at ways to get value for their money/subsidies. The council should have seen this coming and placed more conditions on the subsidies now they are left playing catch-up and having to ban workers perks which is a bad look.
      In reality the subsidies should have been conditional on seeing x% of workers using public transport and restrictions on company provided perks such as Gyms, Snacks and Lunches.

  45. to play devils advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...they come to the city and are creating isolated, walled-off campuses," " It's to integrate them into the community. Change tech worker with immigrant and the same San Francisco Officials would call you racist.

  46. Seattle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seattle, the other end of the San Francisco 'treat', is next.

  47. What about security? And those workers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people I know work in a secure building, so it's actually a hassle to leave the office and come back. Their employers provide food so they don't need to leave the building. Even exercise equipment is in the building.

    And won't thousands of cafeteria workers be put out of work? Probably for little gain, since there's nothing preventing employees from eating at their desks. Either they brown bag it or their employees just bulk order some food trays. (Note the latter won't necessary be from restaurants, there are plenty of food service companies that do the same thing, even supermarkets.)

    Word verification: unionize

    1. Re:What about security? And those workers? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      "Secure building" -- sounds like a nicely appointed prison.

  48. Re:Why not take the same approach as with immigran by slack_justyb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    See if we can get people who immigrate to the United States to respect the laws, learn the language, and integrate into the culture and society.

    Whoa there buddy. You are all over the radar and trying to tie things that don't go together. Let's unpack it just a bit.

    who immigrate to the United States to respect the laws

    Those that do so legally, and I'm going to assume that's what you are talking about but what do I know, respect the law or they loose their status. That includes anyone and everyone who is not a natural born citizen. Though rare, even naturalized citizens can be deported for breaking the law if serious enough.

    learn the language

    Last I checked there wasn't a law that required any particular language. While I get that the majority of folks speak English in the US, there's not a strict requirement by any law to speak it anywhere. And I understand your point here but then that understanding gets derailed when you say:

    Why is it OK to force a company (a voluntary association of people) to respect the laws but not actual individuals?

    See you are making your argument here that not speaking English is against the law and well that's not true.

    integrate into the culture and society

    Again, there's not a strict law for any of that. And if there was it would beg the question of "Whose?" I can tell you from traveling around the country that there's a huge difference in "culture" between say, California, New York, Iowa, Texas, and so on. And hells bells there's big difference within States themselves. So you ask someone to "integrate" and what exactly are they supposed to integrate into? It's left really wide open there as to what your question is there, almost to a degree of bigotry, just saying. When you start saying things like, "Person ABC there isn't "American" enough" that's going to raise eyebrows as to what exactly you're meaning there.

    How come cities like SF like to think that they can thumb their noses at federal laws they don't like and then turn around and brow beat companies (and, indirectly, tax-paying citizens) with their own local laws?

    Because that's how our system of government works. Last I checked Congress hadn't regulated cafeterias within corporate buildings and so that ability to do so devolves, first to States, and then on down the chain of command there. Now I'm not saying that you have to like that law or anything and if it rubs you raw enough, I'll just give you the answer that my State currently has for those that don't like the current batch of abortion laws. Just move somewhere else. That's kind of how it's worked here in the US since like the start of the US. I really don't know what else to tell you there. If you don't like a city doing that, then don't live there or vote or both or neither, I don't really care what you do.

    Will they applaud when those companies stand up to the inhumane overreach of the city government in the same way the city has stood up to the federal government?

    Those aren't like things. Here's a rough outline for you.

    Federal Government = A recognized form of public government within the US.

    City Government = A recognized form of public government within the US.

    Company = Not a recognized form of government within the US.

    See how companies are slightly different? And it's been trending lately to try and treat companies much like citizens or even like organized government, and that's usually proven to be a bad idea, but if that's what the public wants, who am I to argue? Not me, because that's not really a point I honestly care about. Point being, you can't say "Will A blah to B, like B blah to C", when A is something that is completely unlike B and C. Those aren't equal things.

    In short, I really had to say something here because the

  49. Integrate? by superdave80 · · Score: 1

    "This is not against these folks, it's for them. It's to integrate them into the community." - Aaron Peskin

    I believe that workers are perfectly capable of deciding to go out into the city for lunch. Why Mr. Peskin thinks this requires a city ordinance to accomplish this is beyond me.

    1. Re:Integrate? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      If by capable you mean physically able, sure. However, they are put under pressyre to grab quick cafeteria food and get back to work. This is about alleviating that.

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    2. Re:Integrate? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Pressure? Let's see.... I have the choice between going to the in-house cafeteria, have a choice between 4 or 5 dishes that are generally very edible, pay about 10 bucks for it and have ample time to eat it, or I could go out, stand in a traffic jam for half my lunch break, stand in a line at whatever restaurant I chose for the other half, pay 20+ for it, wolf it down so I can maybe, MAYBE, be back before my boss asks what I did for an hour out.

      Yeah, you'd really have to force me to choose option 1.

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    3. Re:Integrate? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      have ample time to eat it, or I could go out, stand in a traffic jam for half my lunch break, ... wolf it down so I can maybe, MAYBE, be back before my boss asks what I did for an hour out.

      This is exactly the pressure (time pressure from your employer) that I was talking about alleviating. You're not going to the cafeteria because you want the food. You're going there because they have a unique logistic advantage. There is no free-market way to compete with that. If I open a "Free Sandwiches and [Preferred Sex Acts] for Opportunist" restaurant, it's still going to be rare for you to show up.

      Whereas, if people know you'll have to commute to lunch, then everyone expects your lunch time to include some commute time.

      There may be other reasons people dislike employer-subsidized restaurants competing in the marketplace (just like all subsidies always have winners or losers). For instance, you're probably covering the marginal costs of your meal, but the fixed costs are picked up by your employer. And their required direct profit is lower (because they also get the value of another 20-30 minutes of your time). So, at least in theory, you should get a slight raise if they didn't sponsor the cafeteria.

      This solution is heavy-handed, and not what I would implement if a dictator. But, it may be the best that could get pushed through. If it even can (right now, 2/11 votes)

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    4. Re:Integrate? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      First, how long I decide to make my break is my business. Unfortunately it's not paid, so I want to make it short. My employer doesn't really care how long I make my lunch break because, again, he doesn't pay for it. Not being required to drive somewhere is an asset for me, not a burden. Knowing my employer, though, I know that they wouldn't be too bothered if you opened up a restaurant right outside our door and people went to you instead of the cafeteria. As long as it's food good enough to not result in food poisoning.

      Because the main reason my employer runs the cafeteria is that it's a job perk. Believe it or not. It's a job perk to have an option to not step out into the heat and stay in the well AC'ed building, get good food cheaply, and not waste a lot of time on it.

      And frankly, I don't give a fuck whether you consider it anti-competitive. I need food. Preferably good food that's tasty, food that I can get hassle-free and without driving through stressing traffic. Our cafeteria offers that. Where exactly is the problem?

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    5. Re:Integrate? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1
      irst, how long I decide to make my break is my business. Unfortunately it's not paid

      Ah, but it is paid in San Fran.

      Believe it or not. It's a job perk

      I'm sure it is. Although, you pay for it with extra work.

      frankly, I don't give a fuck whether you consider it anti-competitive. I need food

      And a bunch of people don't give a fuck whether you consider it your house. They need food. What's your point?

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    6. Re:Integrate? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it is. Although, you pay for it with extra work.

      Of course, any job perk must be paid for somehow. But I hope you don't think that if they do away with the cafeteria that I'd get a raise that could pay for my lunch, do you? The food I eat there costs them maybe 5 bucks, including staff. So that's what they could possibly raise my wage by, 5 bucks a day or about 100 a month. Trying to get the same kind of food out of a vendor outside would cost me at least twice that. In other words, I'd lose money if they lose the cafeteria.

      And a bunch of people don't give a fuck whether you consider it your house. They need food. What's your point?

      If you don't see the difference, I guess there is very little I can do to point it out. Please step out of the reality distortion field before continuing the discussion.

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  50. Solution: be like France by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

    Start requiring companies to enforce a 40-hour week or pay overtime. Require a sane amount of time for lunch, so employees have TIME to go out, go for a walk, etc without having to wolf something down at the company store ... I mean caf.

    1. Re:Solution: be like France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this what you mean when you say "be like France"?

      I fart in your general direction!

    2. Re:Solution: be like France by Train0987 · · Score: 1

      Ah yes France. Where regulation is so burdensome companies won't hire new employees so unemployment levels are through the roof, especially for young people.

      Nobody is forcing you to work for a company that treats you poorly. That's what choice and freedom is all about.

  51. Re:Why not take the same approach as with immigran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Immigrants do respect the laws, learn the language, and integrate into culture and society. The technical term for that is "assimilation", and it's why America is called a "melting pot".

    Contrast that with places like Germany or Japan, where foreigners can remain foreigners even after multiple generations. Jews in Europe weren't considered "German" or "Russian"; they were considered "Jewish" no matter how many generations their families had been on the land. But once they came to America they became simply "American", and we think of the work of Irving Berlin, Aaron Copland, Al Jolson, and the Gershwins as All-American music rather than "Jewish music".

    You probably think of pizza and Budweiser as American foods! But only because those Italian and German immigrants that brought them over assimilated so well that you don't even realize their foreign origins. Now imagine if you weren't allowed into Italian restaurants because you're not Italian. You can bet that pizza wouldn't be considered American and there wouldn't be pizza shops on every corner.

    But what does this have to do with government subsidies? SF decided that they could revitalize some neighborhoods by giving tax breaks to companies who move in. When the revitalization never materialized because the companies were making their own private restaurants instead of patronizing neighborhood businesses, the city decided to do something about it. Just like if Italians came into my neighborhood for tax subsidies and opened restaurants where only Italians could eat, I'd ask the city to do something about it.

    dom

  52. Re: Why not take the same approach as with immigra by phantomfive · · Score: 0

    Immigrants should learn English. I pretty much favor open immigration, but they should learn the language of the place they want to live. It's rude not to.

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  53. Re:Why not take the same approach as with immigran by El+Cubano · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Because that's how our system of government works. Last I checked Congress hadn't regulated cafeterias within corporate buildings and so that ability to do so devolves, first to States, and then on down the chain of command there.

    I am not making a value judgment on SF choosing to regulate corporate cafeterias. If they want to let them. The voters there in SF can decide if they like it or not. While it is true that Congress has not regulated cafeterias at the federal level, they do regulate immigration. So, in the way that a company operating in SF is a constituent of SF and subject to the applicable laws and regulations, SF is a constituent of the United States and subject to the applicable laws and regulations. In this case, Congress has constitutional authority to pass legislation related to immigration and the executive branch has a constitutional authority and responsibility to enforce those laws. The position that SF (and other local and state governments) take of obstructing the enforcement of those laws is just that: obstruction. I suspect that if a company in SF denied enforcement officials access to their corporate campus on humanitarian grounds, SF city officials will not be amused.

  54. Stick it to the MAN! by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

    Sandwiches nfm

  55. Why have offices in SF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I were a business owner, I wouldn't want my offices to be in San Francisco. What's the advantage of it?

    I can see lots of disadvantages to being in SF: High cost, a very slow permit process, and ridiculous regulations such as this proposed regulation. Also the needles and the human poop.

    Seriously what's the advantage to being in SF? I just don't see it.

    1. Re:Why have offices in SF? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Not being in a suburban hell that bores the crap out of 20 and 30-somethings of above-average intelligence?

    2. Re:Why have offices in SF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful there, Dr. Strangelove, you'll be wanting to move into a mine shaft next.

  56. Superwiz is the bologna of the party. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can eat all the Baloney sandwiches you want in Leavenworth next to Trump Junior, faggot traitor

    1. Re:Superwiz is the bologna of the party. by superwiz · · Score: 1

      "traitor" is what the criminalcrats invented to cover up the fact that the Democratic Party is a pro-crime criminal organization. Their platform can be summed up in 1 sentence: let us and others get away with crimes.

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    2. Re:Superwiz is the bologna of the party. by superwiz · · Score: 1

      BTW, the whole absurdity of what you are saying is best exposed by how ridiculous what you say happens to be. It's lunacy.

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  57. Utter retardiation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "How to drive away companies from your state 101"

    1. Re:Utter retardiation. by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Smart people and tech firms are flocking to the SF Bay Area. If anything, it's a victim of its own success.

    2. Re:Utter retardiation. by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      To get told by a government at what location to eat?

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  58. Re: by mikael · · Score: 2

    Not forgetting company scrip, which was a corporate currency which was used to pay wages and could be used to buy items from the company store, pay for accommodation at the company hotel and meals at the company bar.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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  59. Wait for Trump to hang though, #Muellered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need Putin's cock deep up your ass, like a real Trump. Only then will you understand "Trump Tower Moscow" comrade! DRINK, for tonight in Soviet Trumpistan, PUTIN FUCKS REPUBLICANS UP ASS & THEY LOVE IT AGAIN!

  60. That won't end well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All over San Francisco there's a steadily growing hatred of tech workers, who are seen as the root cause of job losses, gentrification, wage depression and the uprooting of entire communities and wholesale ruin of families. I have seen people distributing leaflets encouraging violence against "corporate machine men" - one of the terms used, I kid you not - along with accurate locations for where tech workers live and eork and how they move from one place to the other. Force them in public areas and it's only a matter of time before murder happens. We will see pogroms against tech workers before long, I'm afraid.

  61. Drug addicts, homeless and crazy people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it is so much fun having to navigate around all the drug addicts, homeless and crazy people, their feces and needles.

    1. Re:Drug addicts, homeless and crazy people by russbutton · · Score: 2

      How much do you think the homeless and crazy people like sharing the streets with selfish assholes?

    2. Re:Drug addicts, homeless and crazy people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The crazy people seems to be unaware of what is going on around them, and the homeless seems to love San Francisco so much that more are coming every day.

  62. Re:Why not take the same approach as with immigran by Wycliffe · · Score: 0

    Immigrants do respect the laws, learn the language, and integrate into culture and society. The technical term for that is "assimilation", and it's why America is called a "melting pot".

    You're behind on the times. Haven't you heard that the term "melting pot" is now a trigger word because it implies someone must give up their previous identity? It is no longer acceptable to expect someone to learn your language (or even come here legally) in order to become a citizen.

  63. Patronize local businesses by russbutton · · Score: 1
    The tech companies have never really thought much about the impact they have on the local area they set up shop in. It's not that they have bad intentions, they just haven't thought it through.

    I think this is a great idea. There's nothing to stop a company from having caterers bring food in, or setting up a meal voucher program, much like my company does for my commute costs. They give me a debit card with which I can add value to my Clipper Card. Why not issue debit cards for use in buying meals from nearby vendors?

    1. Re:Patronize local businesses by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Why not issue debit cards for use in buying meals from nearby vendors?
      Because a 30 minutes lunch break, which many employees prefer, would turn into a 90 minutes lunch break, and make your work day one hour longer .... for nothing.

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  64. You described a company town, a substantially different beast from feudalism. The latter is a bunch of little shit fiefdoms incapable of meeting all the needs of residents, the former is potentially capable of meeting all the needs of residents (and being held accountable by them, much like any other town incorporated in the US.)

  65. Including, or course... by robbak · · Score: 1

    Any of the many things they could would effectively reduce world poverty!

    This action - increasing the amount of people getting out and about, the small businesses created to service the demand - would be effective in reducing the problems Brett Buck listed.

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    1. Re:Including, or course... by jpaine619 · · Score: 2

      Yeah... fuck freedom... Some politician thinks it's a good idea, so I guess everyone will be FORCED to do it. You are a cunt.

    2. Re: Including, or course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking communists aren't happy just taking others' money, they want to tell you how you may spend what little they let you keep.

    3. Re: Including, or course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Would it? The homeless arent going to get jobs and put their lives back together because someone walks outside of Twitter HQ to grab a burrrito from a food truck.

    4. Re:Including, or course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is where socialism shines. Create a problem then endlessly create more solutions that create more problems and eventually you have a total collapse as people realize just how shitty the ideas were and move to somewhere where there isn't so much stupid.

      I mean seriously. We want universal healthcare yet we want to push people, who are probably eating healthier meals in the cafeteria, out into the wild to eat at fast food places, restaurants and shit. Totally counterproductive but creates more problems "only the government can solve."

    5. Re:Including, or course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cloward Piven Strategy Create a crisis to overload the system, blame it on the other side then claim only you can solve the problem by taking everyone's freedoms away and managing things.

    6. Re:Including, or course... by pgmrdlm · · Score: 1

      That is a really good point. I work for a utility that does not have a free cafeteria, but they subsidize one. And there are healthy offerings every day. The company is self insured with regard to health care, so their contract with the food service requires healthy offerings. They are also forcing the food service company to use recyclable containers.

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    7. Re:Including, or course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I also like to check into /. to read some nice, civilized discussions among adults.

    8. Re:Including, or course... by butzwonker · · Score: 1

      What does this have to do with socialism? Right-wing authoritarianism is just as good at imposing senseless regulations.

    9. Re:Including, or course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AirBnB and Twitter are free to move elsewhere, as are you, although they are grandfathered in and so are not subject to this requirement for future corporate locations.

      The city hoped corporate offices would translate to taxes and reviving the area but instead, the tech drones hide out inside away from the admittedly gritty reality of mid-market neighborhoods, so local restaurants are even less able to survive, since the tech companies with their free gourmet food obviously replaced offices or businesses without. So the city is now getting no return from the fat tax breaks given to airbnb and twitter.

      Now the city is closing that loophole.

      so yes, "fuck freedom" if you want to be so idiotic and reductionist.

    10. Re: Including, or course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. Both right wing authoritarians and socialist authoritarians have that in common. Won't solve the core problem.

    11. Re: Including, or course... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Next, they will make it illegal to bring in a bag lunch. Then leftovers will be illegal, throw it out and buy new food every day.

      Do you see how dumb what you are advocating for is?

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    12. Re:Including, or course... by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      It's a typical California solution to a problem. A better solution would be to provide incentives or penalties to encourage companies to do what you want in regard to a purely civic issue like this, just outright banning is pretty typical of California.

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    13. Re:Including, or course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but it actually benefits the economy.

      Instead of the money being stuck in just one CEO's pockets, the money gets circulated to many other, potentially smaller comapnies.

    14. Re:Including, or course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People like freedom only when in their favor. Not a new hypocrisy.

  66. What you're talking about is just slightly more extensive employee perks than what we're used to today. You can still find company-paid employee lodging particularly in very seasonal work, but typically it's smaller things like cafeterias, daycare and gyms.

    Sure, to an outsider it does look unfair, but in reality the employees who have access to employee perks like that are still paying for all of it, just not up-front.

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  67. I had an interesting experience in the Presidio. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A family member had an interview at a company last week. The company was located in the San Francisco Presidio. I volunteered to give them a ride to their interview.

    Looking up the location on Google Maps I saw that the area previously claimed by Letterman Hospital had been turned into a dot-com playground. But nothing has been done about the roads - which are narrow, one lane, one way, and confusing to navigate.

    I dropped off my payload successfully and began to navigate my way back to main roads. I turned a corner and, in front of me was a brand new black sports car - so new, it didn't have plates yet - driving, slowly. It reached a stop sign and came to a stop.

    The extremely young black man driving this brand new car then began to engage an older woman, with threads of gray in her dark hair, standing on the street corner, in conversation. I gradually realized that the man in the car was making some sort of a food delivery and that the woman standing on the corner was his customer.

    Neither of these citizens thought it was necessary or appropriate for them to move their transaction aside so that others could use the public roadways. And so things quickly went downhill.

    Thinking about it, afterwards, and tracing back to identify the source of the problem, I at first was critical of the young black man - who had been given use of a car he obviously could not afford, and did not, obviously, possess the required expertise to operate, in a crowded urban environment - to deliver sandwiches. Really, he should have been on a scooter, or a bicycle.

    (Because I am a former San Francisco bicycle messenger, I actually know what I am talking about - I have done similar work, when I was a similar age.)

    Then, I became critical of the woman, who could not be bothered to make a !@#$ sandwich and bring it to work or to microwave something from last night, but simply had to be served. Her need for attention, disguised as a preference for gourmet luncheons for one, at 4:00 in the afternoon, were not adding value to the traffic pattern.

    (When I am in San Francisco I stay in the Sunset District, and my particular corner of SF is chock full of overpaid singles, Uber'ing, here, and receiving hot meals delivered to them by desperate-looking guys driving new cars and passive-aggressively blocking traffic, there. So I'm seeing a lot of this. ... You can tell an Uber customer because mostly, they look like upper class prostitutes - young, well dressed, and female - standing on a corner, looking like they are waiting to be picked up. Honestly, I suspect that one of Uber's major demographics is picking up and dropping off whores, so I might be closer to the truth about some of my neighbors, than I realize.)

    But I was forced to admit that the City of San Francisco had made a muck of things by allowing businesses to site at a location that did not have adequate roads, adequate parking, or adequate services - you know, like a place to go get a hamburger. As critical as I was of these two bozos, I had to admit ... there was no place nearby for this woman to go, to get something to eat.

    And so I have ZERO FAITH that the City of San Francisco will get this corporate cafeteria thing right.

    After all, the "corporate cafeteria" is usually just another small business, run by a small business person, who is taking a gamble that employees will not prefer to go out on the street, to eat. Corporations don't run their own cafeterias. They outsource that shit, too, just like they outsource everything else.

    And so this whole debate may be based upon a false dichotomy - large corporations versus small businesses - when, really, it's just small businesses versus other small businesses.

    Food for thought.

    ~childo

  68. Re:Why not take the same approach as with immigran by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

    Without reference to the regulation in question:

    Why is it OK to force a company (a voluntary association of people)

    Because the company isn't a mere voluntary association of people, it has limited liability protection. What you are therefore arguing is that companies should get both more protection and priviliges and be subject to no more rules to maintain those.

    If you were talking about simple associations of people, then sure you'd have a point. But you're talking about companies so you really don't.

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  69. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because something something corporatism, amirite? What a load of bullcrap.

  70. A company town is a way to avoid excessive taxes and allow a town which formed under a singular revenue stream (e.g. mining and lumber towns were big on them) to pool resources tax-free via company scrip and allow workers to have a stronger say in how the corporation was run than a more common top-down model. Company towns were more like town-owned company branches than company-owned towns, the citizens would run everything and they could do so without bleeding themselves on taxes with every transaction in the process.

    What happens in San Francisco is a bunch of companies working for themselves to lock workers into their structure and skirt taxes while ensuring those unpaid taxes prevent people from quitting due to the cost of living issues in the surrounding city.

    You're comparing a method which allows workers greater control of their lives vs one which allows corporations greater control over people, and through your own ignorance call them the same when they are entirely antithetical in nature.

  71. Except..... by Puls4r · · Score: 5, Insightful

    City Hall, where these morons work, has it's own in-building cafeteria. They call it a Cafe... Talk about a bunch of hypocrites.

    1. Re:Except..... by easyTree · · Score: 2

      At what point will there be a general recognition that devolving decision making to those who seek political power makes zero sense? When does the revolt against tyranny begin?

      The value of human intelligence is that we all see things differently. Like water running through a pile of rocks, we will, collectively find a way through, thanks to our variety of approaches.

      The way things are set up, all of this benefit is removed when the doctor retardos 'in power' force their stupidity onto everyone else.

      When will it stop?

    2. Re: Except..... by nowwith25percentmore · · Score: 1

      > When will it stop? Why, when everybody tires of their shit, moves out, and there is simply nobody left to be governed, to pay taxes, or to pay the politicians' salaries I imagine.

    3. Re: Except..... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      I mean, in general - the same issue plagues people everywhere. It would be great if there were a 'freedom from meddling' rating for every square meter of earth.

    4. Re:Except..... by ChoGGi · · Score: 1

      Is this Cafe open to the public?

    5. Re:Except..... by Hodr · · Score: 2

      And more importantly, does it provide free food to the public sector employees. This isn't about banning food service at the workplace, it's about banning free/subsidized food service.

    6. Re: Except..... by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      Ah, the Detroit solution. In the end the only people left are the ones too poor to move.

    7. Re:Except..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Liberal democrats want to ban free lunch? What is this world coming to?

  72. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A company town is a communist paradise? Wishful thinking must have twisted your mind... All the workers in the company town became wealthy from helping the company achieve success? of course not, why would you think otherwise?

  73. Don't want to buy it?We'll make it the only choice by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

    Just like bail outs etc.

    There's a bunch of people with a lot of money. They are started doing shitty things that consumers were like, you know what, I don't need it.
    Or due to inflation, cost of living vs wages, they're saying we can't afford it.

    Eating out is crazy expensive with everything else. Hell if I want two small pizza's delivered it's 30$, plus they expect you to tip the driver, even though 4.50$ of that is for the fucking delivery charge in the first place.

    I'll spend 6$ on a large frozen pizza from the grocery store. Yea it's not as good, but it's good enough, especially at that price.

    It's not my fault too many restaurants opened up, don't pay their staff enough so they can't afford to eat out, walmart shut down local businesses and they don't pay enough for their staff to eat out etc.

    Like all these companies keep siphoning money away from local communities, pay shit wages, and then people are fucking stunned when no on can afford to use the businesses in town.

    They could read this very post and they still wouldn't fucking get it. They're stare blankly in to space, their face going duhhh as soon as the words not paying staff enough enters the field, all their brains turn to mush and they forget how the local economy works since each of them just look at their business savings that year for paying low wages, expecting the money to come from the other businesses, which are doing the same fking thing.

  74. uhh.. by SuperDre · · Score: 1

    that's really a very fascist move, forcing a company to not have a cafeteria is ridiculous. This is going too far (I guess one of the people who came up with this plan has a restaurant him/herself (or one of it's friends) near those big companies..
    Companies should be able to decide for themselves if they want to have a cafeteria to cater for their employees, having to go out to a restaurant also takes a lot of time so people will have to be away from home longer than necessary, only due to some stupid politician not wanting companies to have their own cafeterias for their employees..

    1. Re:uhh.. by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Ok ass-hole the fascist move is businesses demanding tax breaks in the first place. These business were given huge tax breaks (tax breaks on payroll and stock options ) to revitalize neighborhoods and that's not happening. Their creating walled off campuses.

      So stop demanding tax breaks and you can build your gilded cages.

    2. Re:uhh.. by SuperDre · · Score: 1

      Ok ass-hole, the restaurants mostly have different menu's than the cafetaria of those businesses. It's a bit like restaurants bitching about a MacDonalds that lands in their neighbourhood and takes all their customers.. And those cafetaria only serve employee's, not outside people, and not everybody is working there... Ok ass-hole?

    3. Re:uhh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry your restaurant/business isn't subsidized. Maybe the problem is your restaurant, not my company. Sounds like you need to renegotiate with someone. This isn't my companies, or its employees, problem.
      Do you force your employees to use my companies offerings? Exactly.
      Don't expect mine to be forced to use yours.

  75. Isn't that the point. by Zurich-Orbital · · Score: 1

    When I was recruited, Mr. Johnson said I would never have to leave the Arcology for any needs. I hope the suits figure this out.

    1. Re:Isn't that the point. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Arcology
      Have not seen this word in use since minimum 2 decades. Had to look it up, as I was unsure if there was a typo or something, as the german version is written quite different ...

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  76. Re: Why not take the same approach as with immigra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's racist. Why shouldn't we learn their languages?

    My favorite taco truck spits at people that hatefully refuse to speak Spanish when ordering. If you're going to act like a Nazi, then you deserve spit on your face. It's sad seeing so many intolerant people refuse to learn other languages. There's also a good Thai place near where I work, and they'll treat you like crap if you hatefully refuse to speak their language or ask for a menu in English.

    The bigger problem is the misconception white people have about Mexican food. It is very bland since it is traditionally food for poor people. They didn't have money for spices. Too many white people shove their misconceptions down the throats of others. Mexican food must be bland. It is cultural misappropriation and hate to dishonestly make it something it isn't.

  77. baffled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know why companies continued to build so much there and in other high cost areas. Why aren't they setting up in cheaper areas and then bringing in people?

    1. Re:baffled by nnet · · Score: 1

      Because "people" don't want to live in Buttfuck WY/etc. Especially young, self entitled, fresh outta college millenials.

  78. Politically connected restaraunt owners by Spamalope · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, who owns the restaurants/commercial property they're on that stands to gain financially? Someone politically connected stands to make a bunch of money by forcing this change.

    1. Re: Politically connected restaraunt owners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah the restaurant/hotel lobby is huge in SF

    2. Re: Politically connected restaraunt owners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seriously doubt a significant number of people would have lunch in a restaurant. My guess is that they will just be more inclined to bring sandwiches.

    3. Re: Politically connected restaraunt owners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt a significant number of people would have lunch in a restaurant. My guess is that they will just be more inclined to bring sandwiches.

      Well then we'll just ban bringing your own lunch as well.

    4. Re:Politically connected restaraunt owners by syn3rg · · Score: 1

      The resale value of grandfathered-in buildings will increase significantly...

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    5. Re: Politically connected restaraunt owners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ban bread. When people start bringing bananas, ban bananas. Repeat until all food is banned and everyone starves. Your homeless problem is now solved, as is your overpopulation problem.

      Sweet deal.

    6. Re: Politically connected restaraunt owners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like you. You're a curmudgeon.

    7. Re: Politically connected restaraunt owners by zlives · · Score: 1

      nah just raise the local tax and provide bailout to restaurants... seems like the thing to do, i mean why stop at farmers.

    8. Re: Politically connected restaraunt owners by zlives · · Score: 1

      sorry i meant " just cut the local tax and provide bailout"
      deficit spending for all.

    9. Re:Politically connected restaraunt owners by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      They did this in Mountain View recently, it's totally bizarre since Mountain View has a glut of downtown restaurants that are always crowded.

      This is also not just a tech industry perk, we've have cafeterias in companies for over a century. It's important to business that the workers don't vanish for two hours every day to go hunting for lunch, so cafeterias are less of a perk and more of a business necessity. No one's going to want to voluntarily eat at the overpriced S.F. eateries every day. The only difference between a cafeteria and a restaurant across the street is that the cafeteria is only open part of the time and is occasionally subsidized. It sounds like the industry is just asking government to supply them with guaranteed business.

      This seems more like a contiuation of backlash against workers showing up in San Francisco? This will just encourage companies to stay away. Then S.F. will be stuck again being merely a bedroom community where entitled residents commute 50 miles to the jobs that pay enough to cover the rent.

    10. Re:Politically connected restaraunt owners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it be funny if those workers denied their on-site cafeteria, decided to brown-bag it instead?

      Franklin once opined that a religion that depended on the force of government, isn't a very good one.
      Perhaps that applies equally to all business.

  79. Why stop there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next up: all Whites must have a global average of non-White friends.

  80. Re: Why not take the same approach as with immigra by Opportunist · · Score: 0

    That's racist. Why shouldn't we learn their languages?

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  81. Re:Minimum Wage problems for restaurants by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Astonishing how restaurants can survive the world over with minimum wages but not in the US.

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  82. Re: Why not take the same approach as with immigr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it's racist to refuse to learn Spanish but it's not racist to refuse to learn English?

  83. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everybody in Scumcity would like to live inside Evercity and become Immortal, but they just can't afford the currency, boo fucking hoo!

    Let Scum reside in their own scummy filth I say!

  84. Re: Brett Buttfuck knows about poop and syringes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm liberal, live & work in San Francisco and I'm worried that the city is going to shit (literally) while our city 'government' stands by and fills the pockets of its friends (campaign contributors).

  85. Re:Why not take the same approach as with immigran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoa there buddy. You are all over the radar and trying to tie things that don't go together. Let's unpack it just a bit.

    Whoa there buddy, you are very quick to condescend given that you're tunneling here.

    See you are making your argument here that not speaking English is against the law and well that's not true. ..Last I checked there wasn't a law that required any particular language. While I get that the majority of folks speak English in the US, there's not a strict requirement by any law to speak it anywhere. And I understand your point here but then that understanding gets derailed when you say:

    It's not a legal requirement that I walk up to you and punch you in the face but it could happen. Just because it isn't legal doesn't mean there are no implications I remember the story of the US ambassador getting knifed in the face in South Korea. He was probably speaking English or having wealth while being white maybe. You see people tend to make their own laws more often than not, their own sense of right and wrong based on perceived justice.

    Company = Not a recognized form of government within the US.

    Narrow minded statement. It's ultimately capital that rules and shapes a society. That's much more powerful than any government. A non argument in substance at least.

    See how companies are slightly different? And it's been trending lately to try and treat companies much like citizens or even like organized government, and that's usually proven to be a bad idea, but if that's what the public wants, who am I to argue? Not me, because that's not really a point I honestly care about. Point being, you can't say "Will A blah to B, like B blah to C", when A is something that is completely unlike B and C. Those aren't equal things.

    Nothing's been proven. Mathematical theories get proven, not some random crap you spew out on the interwebs.
    "Will A blah to B, like B blah to C" - I think you should post on youtube instead. Seems like your intellectual capability.

    In short, I really had to say something here because the way you wrote your comment is either written really bad and you are trying to draw parallels and equivalences that are not true.

  86. well then ... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    ... I suppose it is kind of funny to watch the smug eat themselves, lol!

    "These tech companies have decided to leave their suburban campuses because their employees want to be in the city, and yet the irony is, they come to the city and are creating isolated, walled-off campuses," said Aaron Peskin, a city supervisor who is co-sponsoring the bill with Ahsha Safai.

    Funny, isn't it? People are human. Being urbane might even be more of a pose for most; it's almost like they are human or something.

  87. Move to Rust Belt by nowwith25percentmore · · Score: 1

    Hey SF tech people, Feel free to move to the Rust Belt. More and more tech companies are opening offices here. Our commute times are sane and housing affordable. Our internet speeds are reasonable so you can remote into the office. In all my years here, I've only found a single human turd and a single syringe laying around.

  88. Talk about your socialist government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea don't worry about anything else but forcing people to eat where you think the city can earn the most tax dollars. Glad I don't live in California, I would probably start to feel like it was part of different nation. Don't drink the water out there, its tainted with socialism.

  89. Next up by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    Next, they will ban lunch boxes and brown bags.

  90. Re:Minimum Wage problems for restaurants by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2

    In Europe, in most Restaurants no one would work for minimum wages.

    Only a few Pubs can get away with minimum wages because the guests give enough tips.

    Minimum wage in Germany is btw. somewhere around EUR 9,50.

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  91. Re:Why not take the same approach as with immigran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who immigrate to the United States to respect the laws

    Those that do so legally, and I'm going to assume that's what you are talking about but what do I know, respect the law or they loose their status. That includes anyone and everyone who is not a natural born citizen. Though rare, even naturalized citizens can be deported for breaking the law if serious enough.

    Citizenship cannot be revoked. Citizens cannot be deported, natural born or otherwise.

  92. Re: by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    In the real world, companies running company towns would severely underpay their workers, and then fleece them on prices at the company stores, hotels and restaurants, the only places that would accept company scrip.

    You have to be real goddamn deep in corporate pockets to even think that would somehow improve worker's rights and influence over the company.

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  93. Fucking idiots. by Chas · · Score: 1

    How to make companies move just outside of SF in one easy step!

    And, honestly, I'm not sure something like this could survive a challenge in court.

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    1. Re:Fucking idiots. by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

      > And, honestly, I'm not sure something like this could survive a challenge in court.

      This is basically a zoning bye-law. Cities can forbid auto-wrecking yards in residential neighbourhoods. They can forbid cafeterias in office buildings.

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  94. Re: Why not take the same approach as with immigr by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    It's not racist, at worst it's linguist. Anyway I speak Spanish, so your points weren't well thought out. Try again.

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  95. There's no such thing as a communist paradise because communism is just bait used to trick morons into supporting psychopaths. A company town is a tax-avoidance scheme on behalf of a population, whereas other such schemes are on behalf of a company.

  96. interesting to see by sad_ · · Score: 1

    it's interesting to think of corporations as foreign communities. The idea is that they blend in with the locals, but if the group is big enough they just form their own communities, with local shops from their place of origin. In the end they all stay together and don't blend in at all, some of them won't even be able to write/speak/read the local language. Now it seems that big corporations are very much like that, if they are big enough, they will provide for themselves, without any benefit to the local city. they just need a place to be, they couldn't care less where it is.

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    1. Re:interesting to see by nnet · · Score: 1

      AKA company towns. They worked so well...

  97. Re:Minimum Wage problems for restaurants by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    You might want to add that living expenses in Germany are also way lower than in SF. Living off 1500 a month is very doable in Germany. Not so in SF.

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  98. Cafeteria Workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will there be a special deal for all the newly unemployed tech cafeteria workers?

  99. Re: by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

    Company towns give workers more say? Really? Have you read history? The workers get uppity, company management calls in the Pinkertons to bust some heads, and the workers go back to toiling away. Company towns are horrible for the workers, its effectively slavery.

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  100. It really depends on the company and the people. Company towns existed in places where there was no option to move away for the company - the resource they needed was in or around the company town. People working there had all the power in that scenario, but it didn't eliminate scarcity: it was still a single revenue stream supporting an entire town (as in, all of their needs.) Even in more traditional towns with a single company it's effectively the same resource scarcity issue at play, the only difference is that in non-company-towns the company doesn't take on the immobility of a company town because it can move if the workers are non-compliant. A company town is a tool, just like any incorporated town (e.g. "town,") it can be used for good or bad but more often than not the workers had more say because the company could very rarely just pack their shit and leave if they didn't like the demands of their workforce. Company towns went out of style largely because of this exact "issue," companies who could abuse their workforce slightly more due to the ability to say "fine, don't like the pay then we'll go to X town because they'll appreciate us" ended up surviving whereas company towns didn't (outside of the few long-lived ones which happened to be founded literally on top of a mine.)

  101. Step One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step One - Learn Spanish
    Step Two - ???
    Step Three - Profit

    1. Re:Step One by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      1. Learn that they are human, just like you, and have legitimate interests, just like you that you probably should pay attention to if you want to be in upper class and effective at it.
      2. Never get it in your head even as a conceptual thought that people who have different background from you are "deplorable".
      3. Win elections.

  102. Literally all companies were like that when company towns were a thing. The big difference between a company town and the population of a company in a normal town is that the same dollar value in wages is worth more in a company town because it doesn't get knocked down 50% on pay, 50% on food, 50% on rent, etc during taxes (counting both sides of the equation there, not just income tax and sales tax but what the person they are buying from pays in taxes on that transaction as well when factoring in taxes on their income.) Company scrip was the defining characteristic of a company town, the town was just the infrastructure in which the scrip was usable. Scrip didn't get taxed so long as it was circulating within a company - a modern example of this was the Microsoft store, where until a few years ago employees could purchase MS products basically for free with an internal credit system - they ended up getting in trouble for allowing cash sales when employees would tell their friends and family about it and had to close it down as a result, but the key factor to such a system is avoid double, triple, and quadruple taxation because the distributor, middleman, seller, and buyer don't all have to shell out a percentage of the transaction going from distributor to buyer in taxes - it effectively means a scrip equal to a dollar officially is equal to about 6-12 dollars in actuality.

  103. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    god damn you are retarded

  104. Says the person who believes in a "communist paradise?" Funny.

  105. Re: by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

    And you realize that company scrip, which was only useful in that company town, effectively meant that workers had absolutely no ability or means to leave the company, right? That next town down the road? Owned by a different company so they won't take your scrip. Workers had no freedom of choice, they could only "buy" what the company offered to sell them. If the company even offered exchange services for legal tender it would be at exorbitant rates making that impractical. I don't know why you seem so high on company towns. It's a horrible situation for the worker, almost on the level of slavery as I said above. Makes our current H1-B situation look like a good deal.

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  106. Re: Brett Buttfuck knows about poop and syringes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then run for office. Maybe you can enrich some of of your friends before sheâ(TM)s completely dead.

  107. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you fundamentally misunderstanding what a company town is? It is the ultimate expression of a horizontal monopoly, benefits the corporation and not the workers, effectively reducing them to indentured slaves. Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.

  108. Mother Russia by markdavis · · Score: 1

    >"San Francisco Officials Are Planning To Ban Corporate Cafeterias"

    Ah, central planning in Socialist SanFran to the rescue again... I am sure government meddling in all aspects of the "free market" will prevail, eventually, because bureaucrats know so much better what is best for people and economies and businesses. And CA still wonders why they are hemorrhaging tax payers to surrounding states more rapidly every year.

  109. Company scrip didn't take the place of minimum wage, it added to it. You still have the supply issues of any town, the only distinction is that a company town provides additional benefits for employees in the form of greater access to goods due to the cost savings of scrip for applicable goods. It adds the burden of managing those supply chains and the associated economy to the company in question, which most were not cut out to manage simply because it's a complex problem but still did a much better job of it than their peers. You have to keep in mind who it was used for: blue collar workers who wouldn't exactly have afforded mansions to begin with, it was a net win for them relative to what they would have had otherwise. Applying the company town model to something like Google for example might mean people making $500,000+/year now might be reduced to $80,000/year+scrip, but if scrip covers housing+food+utilities in full it's still a net win for them, since in the San Francisco area they could easily make that much along with their partner and still barely get by.

  110. Just open the cafeteria to the public by mpercy · · Score: 1

    Then it's a local restaurant. The fact that virtually zero people from off-campus are ever going to eat there shouldn't invalidate that. Or, if it's good enough, people will come from off-campus and effectively certify it as a local restaurant?

  111. Usually Corporate Cafeterias are subsidised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the folks in San Francisco should stick it to thier town. Bring thier lunch in. If it was me I'd bring my tail gate grill, some steak tips, mushroom and oinions in
    salt and pepper and olive oil wrapped up in foil reay to go on the grill.

    If they don't know how to cook or there is some stupid ordinance stopping them from grilling outside then bring some meat and veggie wraps.

  112. Obedience by theatomicfrog · · Score: 0

    Another case of do-as-we-say-so control. Micromanagement of a population never works.

  113. not interested by Tom · · Score: 1

    I don't care what some city official wants. I decide which region of the city I want to go out in and which one not. There is zero reasoning to make some nonsense law about it. Next they'll think of regulating hairstyles like North Korea, or beards like ISIS.

    However they have every right to tie their tax incentives and other corporate welfare to conditions. Totally within their rights there, they are forking over money so they can say "if..."

    But if the company moves into the city without any tax benefits, I don't see which leg they hope to be standing on with this idea.

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  114. Sounds like you just bring by oldgraybeard · · Score: 1

    your lunch. Well at least until the city outlaws that.

    Just my 2 cents ;)

  115. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty much every "leader" is a psychopath, weather we are talking about CEOs, presidents, supreme leaders, etc. It's not limited to communist governments.

  116. SF's liberal politics never stopped amazing me by guacamole · · Score: 1

    Remember how they once tried to ban the JROTC because of the war in Iraq, while shielding known juvenile delinquents and known bandits from from immigration authorities? They also tried a special tax on alcohol to cover the city's own health care costs.

  117. How are corporate cafeterias not local businesses by CastrTroy · · Score: 2

    First, how are corporate cafeterias not local businesses? They employ local people.

    Secondly, I think most people just go there because the food is free (in some cases) or because it's convenient. If you work for a big company with a large campus, it's often the case that going to the corporate cafeteria only takes a few minutes, while going off campus to a local restaurant might take 10, or 15, or even more minutes just to get there.

    Thirdly, the reason they set up cafeterias in the first place is to allow people to converse about work over lunch. That can sometimes be hard to do when there's people from competing businesses sitting at the table next to you. Not only that, but you have to find a place that everybody wants to go to. With cafeteria style eating arrangements, each person can eat whatever they want from the menu, or even bring their own lunch from home and everybody just gathers at an available table.

    Speaking of bringing your own lunch from home, I think this will be the end result if they somehow outlaw corporate cafeterias. People don't want to go off campus everyday and spend money on lunch. They will just bring their own lunch from home. I've never had a corporate cafeteria, so given the choice between bringing my own lunch and buying lunch every day, bringing my own lunch is the clear winner, as it's cheaper and more convenient.

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    Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
  118. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure what fantasy world you're talking about, but in the real world history is a little different.

    People working there had no power at all. They were payed in scrip, the prices were artificially high meaning they were basically working to keep themselves in debt, and because they weren't payed cash they couldn't save up to leave or go anywhere else. It's slavery, pure and simple.

    So either someone has drunk deep of the Randian Brand Flavoured Drink Mix, or are being payed to shill by one of the big multinationals that think going down this path is a great idea (we'll pay you in Amazon Bucks that you can redeem at the Amazon Store!)

  119. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Company scrip didn't take the place of minimum wage, it added to it.

    Nope, at the time there was no such concept, and they weren't payed in cash. You're living inside your own fantasy world. A typical libertarian, in fact! Please move back to your cultural homeland of Somalia ASAP.

  120. Not an Authoritarian Motive by Eldaar · · Score: 2

    Most of the upvoted comments here seem to be totally missing the point. The impetus behind this idea didn't come out of thin air - it's not as if these city supervisors pulled the idea out of a hat. They're not hell-bent on telling people what to do because they're authoritarians, or think they know better than other people.

    As the article states, "Mr. Peskin's ordinance is also aimed at getting more out of a tax deal given to tech companies that would agree to move into a troubled area called Mid-Market. In 2011, the companies were given tax breaks on payroll and stock options with the hope that they would bring jobs and investment to the neighborhood, just a short walk from San Francisco's City Hall. Within a few years, a number of companies like Twitter, Square and Uber moved into Mid-Market. But despite initial excitement over the opening of a number of restaurants and shops, the neighborhood has not yet flourished the way many had hoped."

    In other words, the city supervisors are basically saying, "Hey tech companies, we gave you tax breaks and other benefits so that you would come here and help out existing local businesses by your employees patronizing said businesses. It turns out your workers aren't really doing that, which means we're giving you these benefits and not getting much in return. To make the deal more fair, we're going to find ways to force/encourage your employees to spend money in the local economy."

    Now I happen to think this is the wrong solution to the problem. The solution is not to offer big corporations special tax breaks in the first place, since that really means everyone else is subsidizing them, including the citizens and local businesses who the move was intended to help. But for all of these people commenting that the city supervisors are proposing this out of some authoritarian mindset - that's just not the case.

    1. Re:Not an Authoritarian Motive by nnet · · Score: 0

      ...with the hope that they would bring jobs and investment to the neighborhood...

      So the new companies build/buy/rent/lease the properties (new investment), hire new employees (new jobs), and its those companies fault the surrounding restaurants can't afford to stay in business?

      How utterly presumptious.

  121. Re: Brett Buttfuck knows about poop and syringes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $1000 bucks a week to enroll in drug treatment, min 2 weeks. Hmu getpaid@frankiesflophouse.com

    Don't have any drugs in your system? No problem.
    Extended stays available. No HMOs. Federal policies welcome.

  122. Not going to work because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    both South and East Asian bring their lunches with them. They rarely eat out.

  123. Welcome to USSR! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soviet Union had corporate subsidized cafeterias in every organization. It was mandatory since there ware no economy outside of campuses :-)

  124. Alternative to cafateria? by mysidia · · Score: 1

    Instead of building a Cafateria, then build storage areas, and when construction is complete --- Setup a kitchen area and use the storage areas for storing food to be prepared and delivered to employees to eat in their break rooms and offices.

  125. Tax Breaks by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

    Just give up the tax break (tax breaks on payroll and stock options mind you) and you can build your fancy cages. But when you demand tax breaks, the tax payer has a right to expect something in return, and not some empty vague promise.

    That's point people are missing. The city provided tax break on the expectation that there would be investment in the community. Heck that's the fucking selling point businesses make. All the workers swarming in your community think of the money they will spend. But then that doesn't happen because businesses build these campuses which keep people from going out into the community.

    That wasn't the selling point. Businesses didn't mention that would happen. But they're happy to take their tax breaks.

  126. City Hall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The City Hall "Cafe" is open to the public as well as city employees. But, yes, still hypocritical....

  127. If you are destined for the upper class... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it wouldn't hurt to get a jump start on ruling the lower class.

    1. Re:If you are destined for the upper class... by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Being pushed into ruling position before you're ready, it's a recipe for disaster for you and those you rule over.

      It's one of the major problems with inherited power and people dying too early. North Korea comes to mind as example of this.

  128. Re:Why not take the same approach as with immigran by DCFusor · · Score: 1

    There is or isn't a law - is a BS argument. Laws are not truth or justice or wisdom, they're just laws.
    The article is kind of a demonstration of that.
    People come here because they think it'll be a better life than it was where they originated. They should consider why that might be - maybe our culture works better in some sense, and they should learn it and our language in order to be a contributing member. And sure, we should also learn from the better parts of their culture, but ditch the horrible flaws that are the reason these people left their original home in the first place. I don't see what's so hard to understand about that.

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  129. There was no such concept of minimum wage yet "they weren't 'payed' in cash" - interesting "contradiction" you found there.

  130. Key word: subsidised by Tomahawk · · Score: 1

    Most company cafeterias are subsided so that lunch doesn't cost of lot of money for the employees. Some companies go so far as to provide free food.

    By forcing employee to go out, it will cost these employees more money. Likely more employees will just bring in lunch, being they won't even have the excuse of going to the cafeteria to have lunch -- they just eat at their desks. So you'll get not-many-more employees going out for lunch, those that do being out of pocket, and those that don't having less movement in the day.

  131. There was no minimum wage anywhere at the time. Corporations basically beat their workers for not working everywhere then, let alone revolting (company town or not.) Company towns, meanwhile, are still legal constructs and would function radically differently given the working standards of today (in an all-around better way for employees at that.)

  132. Re:Why not take the same approach as with immigran by mchall · · Score: 2

    Whoa there buddy. You are all over the radar and trying to tie things that don't go together. Let's unpack it just a bit.

    ...says the guy doing the same thing.

    See if we can get people who immigrate to the United States to respect the laws, learn the language, and integrate into the culture and society.

    See you are making your argument here that not speaking English is against the law and well that's not true.

    In fact, he listed "respect the laws" as a distinct action separate from "learn the language" and 'integrate into the culture". Your insistence that he is lumping all of these traits under "against the law" is complete bollocks.

  133. Prop 13 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    since there was a 400-unit condo right next door with an aggregate property tax of $5million/year, that their home should have a similar value and force them to sell up

    Not sure what "sell up" means, but because of Prop 13, yearly property tax increases are limited to 2% until it's sold. So your house can be assessed at $200,000 one year and $400,000 the next year, but for tax purposes it is only worth $204,000. It does wonders for your credit score, though, as you have a valuable asset to borrow against.

  134. Re: Why not take the same approach as with immigra by spire3661 · · Score: 1

    Italian food is world renowned for being both peasant food and incredibly flavorful. Your argument is hollow.

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    Good-bye
  135. Nothing Like A Bunch Of Liberals by rally2xs · · Score: 1

    ...to attempt to control every nook and cranny of your life.

    Doing that turns a 1/2 hour lunch into a 1 hour lunch while you walk or drive to someplace you like, and so your time out the door is another 1/2 hour later, and that sucks. Probably will make the waits for service in the restaurants longer too as 1000's of new customers stress the ability of the kitchen to be able to turn out that much food in that short of a time.

    Liberalville is a terrible place to live...

    1. Re:Nothing Like A Bunch Of Liberals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There must be at least 10 different "disruptive" companies in San Francisco offering delivery service. At most you would have to walk to the lobby. Hell, I can get Jimmy John's in under 5 minutes and they will gladly drop off the food with the security guard.

  136. Re:Minimum Wage problems for restaurants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.eater.com/2018/1/23/16917388/minimum-wage-restaurant-challenges

    Anonymous coward is correct if you just google a few articles on whats happening to restaraunts in SF with the minimum wage increase.

  137. What a commie blaf! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This proposed ban is like straight out of North Korea. Cafeterias are to keep employees at hand, not to scatter them around 2-hour-long commute to-and-from lunch meals.

    Democrats. Behaving just like the Soviets, which they "supposedly" hate very much.

  138. Re:Why not take the same approach as with immigran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or they loose their status

    loose

    LOOSE

    How is this rated 5?

  139. Question for you by tacokill · · Score: 1

    The poor and the toughest to educate
    Why would the rich want to educate their children at a place that attracts the poor and toughest to educate? Out of altruism or something? I am asking seriously. I get what's in it for the poor people and schools but what's in it for the rich people going to crappy schools? Why would anyone do that if there is a better option somewhere else?

    What you are advocating (those dang rich people should send their kids to public school like the rest of us!) doesn't make any sense whatsoever. It's like starting a war on jealousy.....it just ain't gonna happen.

    1. Re:Question for you by MikeKD · · Score: 0

      The poor and the toughest to educate Why would the rich want to educate their children at a place that attracts the poor and toughest to educate? Out of altruism or something? I am asking seriously.

      How about self-preservation?

    2. Re:Question for you by SNRatio · · Score: 1

      Why would the rich want to educate their children at a place that attracts the poor and toughest to educate? Out of altruism or something?

      Magnet schools, though that only covers poverty. But why would the poor want to educate their children at a place that attracts the poor and toughest to educate? The rich already have an option: pay for private school. No one is taking that away from them. The real question is: why should the public have to subsidize the private school option for the rich?

  140. Restaurants are Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I rarely go out for lunch except for social occasions.

    Time is a big issue. 15 minutes to get there, 5 mins to get your order taken, 10 minutes for it to arrive, 15 mins to eat, 15 minutes to get your bill, 15 mins to get back... and you're hoping your boss doesn't notice you were gone for 1:15 on your 45 min break.

    Then the health issue. There's no portion control, so much salt, sugar and fat. Pressure to get a "drink" (sugar, alcohol or just overpriced bottled water)

    The atmosphere is usually loud, too loud to talk properly with your coworkers.

    And for all this, you're expected to evaluate their service, tip well, be ready to justify yourself, or be called a cheapskate or asshole.

    Then the hygiene... restaurants... ugh.

    No, I'll keep brown bagging or hitting the employee cafeteria. No time for this bullshit.

  141. Welcome to the age of Corporate Socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are in transnational corporation then you are doing fine, but you are never going to make any impact on the economy, due to the simple fact that everything you do belongs to the corporation you are working in

    If you are on your own you have to expect years of below average income for the chance to grow your own business, take the fact that most of corporations work for years on investors money without any profits

    There is almost no difference between state owned corporations and contemporary transnational super corps, all of them make similar impact on the countries economy.

  142. City passes law requiring bag lunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Increasing the footprint of government for no gain.

  143. Unintended consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SF has a very high min wage that has reduced restaurant numbers in the city. They won't undo the min wage to make restaurants competitive again so now they'll target the competition. Rules, with more rules to fix the old rules - soon everything is illegal.

    SF law makers would never think to legislate private amorous arrangements between adults but have no qualms about legislating private wage agreements . hmmmm?

  144. Re:Why not take the same approach as with immigran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right... we should force immigrants to integrate. We should probably start with the Irish here celebrating their culture with St. Patrick's Day parades, etc.

    Oh or actually are you OK with white immigrants from Europe?

    - Great-grandfather immigrated from ireland through Ellis Island.

  145. When Cafeterias Are Outlawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only Outlaws will have brown bagged lunches.

    Please do the needful and eat a dick trollmitter.

  146. Re: You sound jelly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go be a street junkie then if you think its such a sweeeeeet life.

    Moran.

  147. Re: You Should Move To China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'ld fit in perfectly with their state murder program. They might even let you pull the trigger. I know you havr an erection just thinking about that, you sick unAmerican fuck.

  148. Re:How are corporate cafeterias not local business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > First, how are corporate cafeterias not local businesses? They employ local people.

    First: depends on your definition of "local" - they have to commute just like everyone else, and since they're paid less, esp. in SF, they'll have to commute further.

    Second: rarely is it an actual local business - catering may be done by a business in SF - except it costs so much there, I bet the food is prepared elsewhere and also commuted in. That happens even in non-big cities, especially when a company with multiple campuses wants to contract just a single business for catering everywhere. Not sure if that translates across states (eg. Google).

  149. Re: Jesus, Come Down Off That Cross by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need the firewood for our homeless barrel filled otherwise with only your empty promises and political lies. Fuck you, believer!

  150. Re: You sound jelly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this stupid? Also, isn't this forced vs free choice? Wait, this is socialism!!!

  151. Why doesnâ(TM)t San Fran just ban success? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems to me like the end game is to punish success! do they not realize that the people who get those free lunches also pay the bulk income and property taxes they rely on? Pissing off your tax base doesnâ(TM)t end well. They can leave.

  152. Why should public schools suck? by lamer01 · · Score: 1

    I don't get it? Why do we think vouchers and public schools are mutually exclusive? Why do we think public schools have to suck? Why do poor neighborhood schools have to be worse than rich neighborhood schools? Why can't all schools adhere to some standards of performance?

    1. Re: Why should public schools suck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funding.

  153. The great poo-off [Re:Truly] by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Not only that but human poop carries way more disease than horse poop.

    I hardly see how that can be. But it could be a matter of perspective: horse germs are more dangerous to horses and human germs are more dangerous to humans because microbes tend to specialize. Therefore, species-X-poo is going to be more dangerous to a random member of species-X than species-Y's poo.

    As far as the smell, I live fairly close to a horse trail, and under certain circumstances, horse poo does really really stink.

    (Can't believe I'm debating horse poo vs. human poo. Slashdot has gone to shit, literally ;-)

    1. Re:The great poo-off [Re:Truly] by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      GGP is just blitheringly wrong. Likely never been closer to a horse than a movie screen.

      Horse shit isn't a rose, but even a sick horse (that was eating thai food and drinking cheap beer) in the hottest conditions produces relatively inoffensive shit.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    2. Re:The great poo-off [Re:Truly] by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's subjective. Different noses react to different chemicals in different ways. I suppose a study could be done to determine an average response from randomly sampled people. But, I don't have a million bucks to pay for such a study.

    3. Re:The great poo-off [Re:Truly] by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Nobodies 'taste' is correct.

      But you're pretty alone, hating horse shit, you want nasty shit...cows. It's the water content IMHO. (People burn them for heat once they dry out.) Horse shit is much dryer, right from the dispenser.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    4. Re: The great poo-off [Re:Truly] by baristabrian · · Score: 0

      Liberals have plenty of other peopleâ(TM)s money to study shit.

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  154. Doubt it will help by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    While I do not work in San Francisco, I would wager this issue is the same across all the major cities.

    That issue being you can not go to lunch at " lunch time " because a bazillion other people are also going to lunch.

    Traffic during lunch hours is fucked, second only to rush hour periods.

    IF you can manage to get through traffic, then you get to stand in line or wait for a table for half an hour or more.

    By the time you actually GET to eat, you have to head back to the office if you want to get back on time.

    In the end, it will be easier to just bring your lunch. . . which means the local eateries still miss out.

    Unless they ban that too :|

  155. Califonia: Capital of Social Engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    California is the capital of social engineering. Do this, don't do that. It is all for the good of the everyone, comrade.

      "That government is best which governs least...", Thoreau's Civil Disobedience . But that would make it impossible for the government to take from someone/somecompany and give it to me and thus buy my votes.

    Sigh...rant complete.

  156. Re:Why not take the same approach as with immigran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is false. A naturalization can be revoked if all of the following are true:

    The naturalized U.S. citizen misrepresented or concealed some fact;

    The misrepresentation or concealment was willful;

    The misrepresented or concealed fact or facts were material; and

    The naturalized U.S. citizen procured citizenship as a result of the misrepresentation or concealment.

  157. Not a lot of thought in the bay area.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, so you have 100's of thousands of tech workers eating lunch at work, or 100's of tech workers driving across town at lunch. Which is more sensible....

  158. Re: Why not take the same approach as with immigra by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

    That's a great idea! Just like the pilgrims all learned and started speaking Abenaki when they landed.

    Oh wait...

  159. In Soviet San Fran by nwaack · · Score: 1

    Cafeteria food eats you.

  160. It's a shell game by knorthern+knight · · Score: 2

    > All of that does take money. You know how to get more money? Making people buy lunch off
    > campus instead of eating at the free office caf which generates revenue from additional
    > restaurant licensing, liquor sales, and staff wages paying city taxes. Crazy idea right?

    * Add additional restaurant licencing... but lose property taxes on cafeteria in building

    * liquor sales... are you out of your effing mind?
    ==> Employee drives to restaurant and then drives back to work with alcohol in his system; traffic hazard
    ==> Most employers will fire you on the spot if you come back from lunch with alcohol on your breath

    * staff wages paying city taxes... but lose the money from former cafeteria employees who used to pay city taxes

    Crazy idea? Damn well right it is.

    Another item. Most employees want to get home after work as quickly as possible. Let's say you have a choice between

    * half hour lunch break at work cafeteria
    * one hour lunch break of which you spend 15 minutes getting to restaurant, 1/2 hour eating, and 15 minutes getting back to work. That's at at a fast-food joint. At a "real restaurant", it's "please wait to be seated", and dump menus on your table. They'll be hovering over you all the time to take your liquor orders, but it'll be 15 to 20 minutes before someone comes around to take your food orders. In 30 to 45 minutes the food will have been prepared+served. It's one thing for an occasional office event, but not daily. That would be 30 hours per month out of your life that you'd never get back.

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    1. Re:It's a shell game by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      > Employee drives to restaurant and then drives back to work with alcohol in his system; traffic hazard

      It's San Fran, business district. You'll walk. Or take a trendy Uber.

      > Another item. Most employees want to get home after work as quickly as possible. Let's say you have a choice between

      Ha. You do know most of the places that install free cafs are tech companies and startups right? The same kind of companies that would just install dorms and lock the door on you after you're hired if they thought they could get away with it? Nobody at those places is punching out at 5pm, so most of them actually wouldn't mind an excuse to leave the building for 60-90 minutes in the middle of their 10-14 hour day.

    2. Re:It's a shell game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That would be 30 hours per month out of your life that you'd never get back."

      Hopefully, that would be 30 hours per month that you enjoyed. Including the walk to/from the restaurant. So, you get some exercise to warm up before the eating, and then a bit of time before getting back to your cubicle with some exercise again to not fall asleep from the food digesting.
      If you don't want to lose time you should work on a toilet seat, and gobble a microwaved burrito every four hours. Then take a shit without leaving your workstation.

  161. Re:Why not take the same approach as with immigran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good god you need to die

  162. There's a fiction book for almost exactly that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oath_of_Fealty_(novel)

  163. Re:Why not take the same approach as with immigran by MikeKD · · Score: 1

    My god, was that beautiful.

  164. Re: Brett Buttfuck knows about poop and syringes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vote Republican! Things WILL change for the better - guaranteed!

  165. Re: Why not take the same approach as with immigra by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Your post is a non sequitur, emotional based argument. Notwithstanding, I would point out that it would have been better for the natives if the pilgrims had learned Abenaki.

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  166. Re: by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    Company scrip didn't take the place of minimum wage, it added to it. You still have the supply issues of any town, the only distinction is that a company town provides additional benefits for employees in the form of greater access to goods due to the cost savings of scrip for applicable goods.

    Shill or troll, hard to figure out what you are.

    Of course scrip didn't take the place of "minimum wage" -- there was no minimum wage. Scrip took the place of ALL wages. All you got was scrip.

    Scrip didn't give you greater access to goods, it limited your access to what the company store wanted to sell. It didn't create "cost savings" for the employees, because the price of goods was controlled solely by the company, and they didn't sell at a discount. If you liked Kellogs's Sugar Pops for breakfast and the company store sold only Wheaties, you bought Wheaties because you couldn't drive to the next town over to buy what you wanted.

    Applying the company town model to something like Google for example might mean people making $500,000+/year now might be reduced to $80,000/year+scrip,

    No, it would mean employees would be paid entirely in scrip, which could only be used to pay rent for a company apartment, buy food from a company store. You could scrimp and save for the future, but you couldn't use whatever you saved if you left the company -- it's useless outside the company town.

    but if scrip covers housing+food+utilities in full it's still a net win for them

    Unless they wanted something that the company didn't sell, or to save for a future that the company didn't provide. Someone making half a mil a year and able to live where they want could save a lot of money and retire early. Someone getting paid in scrip that went for food and clothing and shelter has no future. If you leave the company you leave with zero assets. Oh, maybe you have 10,000,000 scrip "dollars", but they're no good anywhere outside your ex-employer's stores, and you don't have a badge to access those stores anymore.

    Only a shill or a troll would argue that company towns were good for the employees. Or an ignoramus.

  167. The only winners will be commercia property onwers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and restaurant owners.
    The hospitality workers will not benefit.
    People works in restaurant gets worse pay and conditions than people works in tech company kitchen.
    This ruling will only shift hospitality workers from tech company to the commercial restaurants or fast food oulets.

  168. When they outlaw corporate cafeterias... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only corporate cafeterias will be outlaws. Right? That IS how the saying goes, right?

  169. Re:Why not take the same approach as with immigran by slack_justyb · · Score: 1

    The position that SF (and other local and state governments) take of obstructing the enforcement of those laws is just that: obstruction

    Okay so you might not be savvy to this debate, but the Federal government wants local law enforcement to enforce immigration laws because the Federal government "feels"... You know what I'll just cut the crap. The Federal government doesn't want to really pay for it. Now there's been some cities that are totally okay with "helping" out the Federal government, there's some that give the Feds the middle finger, and then there are the majority that are like, "Sure we'll do that, how much are you going to give us?" And when the answer back is a big fat zero, those cities are content to sit on their hands. Now there are some cities like our current topic, SF, that see through this BS and openly aggravate and that's fine if you view that as obstructing, but ultimately enforcing those laws are up to the Feds and we've had a few court cases that have indicated that cities don't have to lift a finger for doing law enforcement for the Fed if they aren't getting paid to do it. In short, like most things, it mainly comes down to money for the majority. But yes, SF is one of those that are in the minority and sit on the sideline saying "neener-neener-neener".

    I suspect that if a company in SF denied enforcement officials access to their corporate campus on humanitarian grounds, SF city officials will not be amused.

    Again you're doing the tie things together that aren't related. SF can do that to the Feds because they're a government. Companies cannot because they distinctly aren't forms of government. It's a really simply concept to follow. If A SF company denied enforcement officials anything, they'd get a court order and come in anyway. That's because the court recognizes that the government is, wait for it... A government! (insert mind blown sound) And that's not my opinion on the matter that's literally me just pointing out our form of governance, since late 1700s.

    Cities don't have to put up with companies antics. They put up with it, because they bring in money, but they only do so as a courtesy. So if a city doesn't care about the money are they see the company as a bad fit, they can run them out of town and there's not really a legal recourse for the company unless some contract was signed between them and the city. That's why you see companies sign deals with cities before they move in. That's a CYA move by the company, so that they gain something resembling some form of rights. But outside of those contracts, companies are the city's/state's bitch if the state or city so wished it.

    TL;DR summary. SF can thumb the Feds because they're elected officials, they are recognized by the courts as being a legally binding government. Companies don't get to thumb anyone unless they signed a contract allowing them to do that, that's because unlike SF and the US, they are recognized by the courts for squat in these matters that we speak of.

    I am not making a value judgment on SF choosing to regulate corporate cafeterias. If they want to let them. The voters there in SF can decide if they like it or not.

    I do agree with this part of your comment, so thumbs up random Internet person. I doubt you care though, but at least we agree on something, so I'll have a beer to that and call it a night. Cheers person!

  170. Offer free or subsidised food then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If not then your business plan should have warned you of this before opening a restaurant nearby.

  171. Re: Why not take the same approach as with immigra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's racist.

    No, it isn't. It's practical and reasonable.

    Why shouldn't we learn their languages?

    That's up to each individual to decide if they want to or not. But those who chose to immigrate should also spend some effort to learn the primary language of the country to which they are immigrating. It just makes sense.

  172. A Better Idea... by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

    [If you could see and feel the dramatic, negative impact of these hordes of self-entitled "tech" workers on present day San Francisco (and even parts of the East Bay)] ...would have been to pass an ordinance which "confined" tech workers to remaining on-campus, dining inside the company store cafterias, thus sparing the citizens, and actually working people, of our community. Please, kiddies, go back to your "open plan" cubbyholes in Mtn View, Sunnyvale, Fremont (LOL)... wherever...

  173. someone from around here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as someone who has lived in the bay area (alameda now but works in sf) for the better part of 25+ years getting people out is good. One thing people that haven't been here long don't understand is that foot traffic and commercial stores downtown and SOMA is nothing compared to what it was even 15 years ago, because of it not just restaurants but other general merchandise sores have turned into empty storefronts over time and the whole vibe is way more isolated than it used to be. People act like this is some kind of cost shifting situation but if a company spends less on food, they can pay workers more and at the same time the lunch crowd can overspill to other businesses as well as make the city more attractive to visitors.

  174. Finally... by rojash · · Score: 1

    Finally...a reason not to be jealous of the good food they used to get

  175. Re: Brett Buttfuck knows about poop and syringes by baristabrian · · Score: 0

    MORE TAXES! MORE TAXES! And, yet, you will STILL end up with MORE poor homeless fuckers like me. Just saying to all the stupid liberals: like pissing up a rope?

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  176. Re: You Should Move To China by baristabrian · · Score: 0

    Maybe we just kill them 10, 20, 30-50 years EARLIER (before they leave the womb) and do what the liberals do: call it abortion. Toatally legal.

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  177. Another Bill of Rights violation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's another Bill of Rights violation. California city and state government seem to be competing to see who can add the most illegal laws to their law codes. They aren't alone, of course: US legal history can be thought of as a long-running battle between government and the public, consisting of one incident after another where government (federal, state, or local) breaks the law. Often it takes a long time to fix things: think about how long it took to reverse slavery or to end illegal segregation, both of which were completely inconsistent of the concept of a nation founded to protect the rights of man (Morris, 1787, US Constitutional Convention). Worse, often the criminals in government are well paid and suffer no punishment for their illegal actions.

    The right to travel is one of the rights protected as a right "retained by the people" under the 9th Amendment, "reserved to the people" under the 10th Amendment. It's one of the right subject to "strict scrutiny".
    Forcing people to travel to get their lunches is a violation of that right. Further, excessive law creates an artificial demand for the services of lawyers, and thus violates the right to ethical practice of law - which inevitably means we also a violation of the right to ethical government (since government lawyers will be involved in writing and enforcing the law).

    Hence, it is illegal for San Francisco to put this provision into their building codes. A plain and simple conclusion - and one entirely in keeping with the principle that the government that governs best, governs least.

    As this is a matter involving the 9th Amendment, and as all members of the US legal profession have many and massive ethical conflicts of interest with respect to recognizing the authority of the 9th Amendment, any attempt by a legal professional in ANY role to legitimize this illegal conduct by government is unethical practice of law and a violation of their oath to uphold the law. For federal judges, it's also a violation of the "good behaviour" requirement.

    It's already criminal conduct, and grounds for civil suit, to infringe fundamental rights "under the colour of law". In short, this isn't just illegal conduct, it's criminal conduct under the laws already on the books - and conduct that could very well result in serious budget problems for the city down the road if law suits are pressed against the city for violating the Bill of Rights.

    California already has very serious problems with 'rent-seeking' behaviour on the part of special interest groups - all of which are illegal. This incident is just another example of an ongoing crisis in society: will government keep breaking the law, or will we need a reboot?

  178. Sounds like the Restaurants problem by MrPater · · Score: 1

    Local Restaurants should work to make their food so damn good that people would rather go their and pay a bit more instead of eating at work.

    Seems a bit backwards to ban something a workplace has already invested in if the local places to eat can't even outdo Cafeteria food.

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  179. Outlaw brown bags, too by geowash01 · · Score: 1

    I expect to read "SF Outlaws Brown Bags" next. That will be followed by outlawing eating outside a registered food facility. Somewhere in there, I expect to also read about open season on SF supervisors.

  180. Will it ban brown-bagging? by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

    To be completely effective, this law will have to ban brown-bagging.

    Will people smuggle lunchesh? Will the city respond by inspecting backpacks and attache cases?

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  181. Re: Brett Buttfuck knows about poop and syringes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That city went to shit a long time ago.