I mean, really, *YOU* named *one* mac virus in *your* post.
What you really want is for him to name *another*...
(I'll state for the record that I'm completely ignorant of mac viruses, and I'm assuming from your post that claude.a is in the wild, since you claim to have seen it)
Our monitor guy at work does something w/ that suction cup looking thingy & a screwdriver to dissipate excess zap juice. Dunno what it is, or why it works, but allows him to work on monitors w/o waiting.
A motherfucker I know (and if you've played against him, you'd call him a mofo, too) claims that's how he gets his knifes in CS:S. Normally plays w/ the dpi jacked up, but kicks it way down to knife w/o missing.
I was tested... but the nice lady at the DMV never asked if I was wearing contacts...
Of course, every DL pic of me shows me wearing glasses, and if I'm driving w/o them, there's more to worry about than a ticket... like the apocalypse....
That's exactly what I was thinking. Just make sure they wear gloves to keep their grubby little paws from messing up the discs:)
And to the gp post: My (ex)wife not only slept w/ "little man", her childhood stuffed doll, she sucked her thumb. According to my daughter, she still does both...
LOL, it's been on sale a year. I hate to do it, I love that engine. I just don't have the space to keep it and don't have the money to put the engine in something else.
It's hard right now to sell a car that gets 8-10 mpg...
Who needs a Viper? I do that all the time in my '97 Mercury Grand Marquis (4.6L V8). AND I do it in a grampa car:P
Before electrical probs forced me to park it, I could spank nearly everyone in the land barge... er, '79 Cadillac Coupe DeVille. That big-ass car has a big-ass 7L V8 under the hood. You're forced to drive the damn thing like a grampa. Otherwise you just sit at the green light spinning the wheels. I ended up putting most of my tools in the trunk, just to add traction.
Seriously, it's not difficult to beat most of the "ricers" out there. There are a few "real" cars that aren't domestic, though. They use the camoflage of the ricers to fool you. You expect that Honda to be mostly bodywork & stickers, and that bastard actually spent mucho dineros under the hood. Fucker.
That said, if you really want some power, I've got my Caddy up for sale. Motor is strong, needs some body and electrical work. First $500 gets it...
Play the lottery every week? Seriously, in TN the lotteries give enough money to education that anyone with the grades can get a scholarship.
My daughter knows this, and she knows she has to keep her grades up.
As a last resort, and she doesn't know this, but her great-great-gramma left her a trust fund when she died that is specifically for college. I haven't told her because I want her to keep her grades up. None of that "I don't need a scholarship so I can coast through school".
I'd mod you up. I feel your pain. My problem is not just time, it's skill, or lack thereof.
My "best" dish is EasyMac, sm. can of green peas, 1/2 can tuna mixed up. My daughter loves it. She goes on & on about how great it is. Then someone asks if it's really good. "Oh, yeah.... for him...."
At 9 she's old enough to be disdainful of my cooking. Joy. ------- Don't marry crazy women! Don't get divorced! Don't be a single parent! Don't do what I haven't yet done so I can feel superior until it happens to me and I see what it's like!
Most of your points are valid, I will take exception to the "security" comment. Nowhere did I say that *I* would want a phone with GPS. Just that it would be nice to have it for my kid. I also have one of those IdentaKid cards with her picture & info on it. Somewhere, in a computer, is a copy of her DOB, name, picture, and fingerprint. Did I give up some of her privacy to do it? Yes. It was an acceptable trade.
Do you always pay in cash? Have a driver's license? Bank account? Mortgage/lease? Job? On the dole? Hmph. Giving up all your privacy and freedoms for a little "convenience".
Third scenario. You give one to your kids. "Here, you've been halfway decent, here's a shiny new mobile for ya."
You don't tell the little shit that it has GPS. Not even when you bust them with it. "Oh, really, at Mike's all night? Well, *someone* saw you at the rave I specifically told you not to go to...."
Just because *you* know it has GPS, doesn't mean *they* need to know.
My daughter is 9. She's getting a mobile for xmas (her mom has 50/50 custody & is bad about paying her phone bill). If I could get GPS for a reasonable amount I would. If, god forbid, she ever gets abducted, it could come in *extremely* handy.
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How about Claude.A?
I mean, really, *YOU* named *one* mac virus in *your* post.
What you really want is for him to name *another*...
(I'll state for the record that I'm completely ignorant of mac viruses, and I'm assuming from your post that claude.a is in the wild, since you claim to have seen it)
Totally thrashed my C=64, you damn hacker!!!!
I was doing so good, too. Almost 15 years virus-free, and you hooligans have to screw it all up.
Our monitor guy at work does something w/ that suction cup looking thingy & a screwdriver to dissipate excess zap juice. Dunno what it is, or why it works, but allows him to work on monitors w/o waiting.
A motherfucker I know (and if you've played against him, you'd call him a mofo, too) claims that's how he gets his knifes in CS:S. Normally plays w/ the dpi jacked up, but kicks it way down to knife w/o missing.
Fuck that!
:)
Epyx 550 XJ totally owned.
Pshaw! "Power Stick". Loser. You probably use emacs...
I was tested... but the nice lady at the DMV never asked if I was wearing contacts...
Of course, every DL pic of me shows me wearing glasses, and if I'm driving w/o them, there's more to worry about than a ticket... like the apocalypse....
Tell you what. Pop on down to the nearest dollar store & buy a damn radio. Forget all about the iPod. There! You've just saved a couple hundred bucks.
Now you owe me a beer.
Thanks, I (like most ppl here) clean up way too much crapware. SpyAxe is one I haven't run into yet.
Got anything to back that up?
You know you have a drinking problem when it interferes with your Counter-Strike: Source addiction...
The kick to the groin was the final blow, but Bonzo was already dead.
Most places don't have 100+ photocopiers, either.
They are probably a MS shop. With 110+ PCs, I'd say he's justified in feeling overworked. What they need to do is hire him a flunky.
You. Bastard.
Next you'll be saying you were forced to ogle hot Japanese chicks.
I don't think he really expected you to come up w/ examples. Now you've gone & caused him to blow a fuse...
That's exactly what I was thinking. Just make sure they wear gloves to keep their grubby little paws from messing up the discs :)
And to the gp post: My (ex)wife not only slept w/ "little man", her childhood stuffed doll, she sucked her thumb. According to my daughter, she still does both...
Sorry, couldn't resist :P
LOL, it's been on sale a year. I hate to do it, I love that engine. I just don't have the space to keep it and don't have the money to put the engine in something else.
It's hard right now to sell a car that gets 8-10 mpg...
How long does it take for a 300 lb. gorilla to send a 175 lb. man to the hospital? :)
note: I am neither a fan of rugby, nor a fan of US football. Given the choice, I'd rather take on the rugby player...
Who needs a Viper? I do that all the time in my '97 Mercury Grand Marquis (4.6L V8). AND I do it in a grampa car :P
Before electrical probs forced me to park it, I could spank nearly everyone in the land barge... er, '79 Cadillac Coupe DeVille. That big-ass car has a big-ass 7L V8 under the hood. You're forced to drive the damn thing like a grampa. Otherwise you just sit at the green light spinning the wheels. I ended up putting most of my tools in the trunk, just to add traction.
Seriously, it's not difficult to beat most of the "ricers" out there. There are a few "real" cars that aren't domestic, though. They use the camoflage of the ricers to fool you. You expect that Honda to be mostly bodywork & stickers, and that bastard actually spent mucho dineros under the hood. Fucker.
That said, if you really want some power, I've got my Caddy up for sale. Motor is strong, needs some body and electrical work. First $500 gets it...
Play the lottery every week?
Seriously, in TN the lotteries give enough money to education that anyone with the grades can get a scholarship.
My daughter knows this, and she knows she has to keep her grades up.
As a last resort, and she doesn't know this, but her great-great-gramma left her a trust fund when she died that is specifically for college. I haven't told her because I want her to keep her grades up. None of that "I don't need a scholarship so I can coast through school".
Hey! I'd love to get a used iPod for xmas...
I'd mod you up. I feel your pain. My problem is not just time, it's skill, or lack thereof.
My "best" dish is EasyMac, sm. can of green peas, 1/2 can tuna mixed up. My daughter loves it. She goes on & on about how great it is. Then someone asks if it's really good. "Oh, yeah.... for him...."
At 9 she's old enough to be disdainful of my cooking. Joy.
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Don't marry crazy women! Don't get divorced! Don't be a single parent! Don't do what I haven't yet done so I can feel superior until it happens to me and I see what it's like!
Those guys have no clue.
Most of your points are valid, I will take exception to the "security" comment. Nowhere did I say that *I* would want a phone with GPS. Just that it would be nice to have it for my kid. I also have one of those IdentaKid cards with her picture & info on it. Somewhere, in a computer, is a copy of her DOB, name, picture, and fingerprint. Did I give up some of her privacy to do it? Yes. It was an acceptable trade.
Do you always pay in cash? Have a driver's license? Bank account? Mortgage/lease? Job? On the dole? Hmph. Giving up all your privacy and freedoms for a little "convenience".
Third scenario. You give one to your kids. "Here, you've been halfway decent, here's a shiny new mobile for ya."
You don't tell the little shit that it has GPS. Not even when you bust them with it. "Oh, really, at Mike's all night? Well, *someone* saw you at the rave I specifically told you not to go to...."
Just because *you* know it has GPS, doesn't mean *they* need to know.
My daughter is 9. She's getting a mobile for xmas (her mom has 50/50 custody & is bad about paying her phone bill). If I could get GPS for a reasonable amount I would. If, god forbid, she ever gets abducted, it could come in *extremely* handy.
Nevermind, I had to search for it, but I finally found it.
I just wanted to see if it was worth sending to a couple of musician friends..