they should enable the technology for the DVRs to keep our eyes from blinking through ABC's commercials! So you can't even shut them out! Or the cuffs on the barcaloungers, so you can't go for a snack or beer while they're showing the commercials about (yikes!) snacks or beer!
Where do I suit up? With an appropriate codpiece, of course.
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which reminds me of the story that took place in the early days of the Space Race. The US and Russia were keen on topping each other at the time. The US was spending lots of money to design a pen that would write no matter what direction it was pointing, if there was no gravity, whether you held it upside down, whatever.
I'd like to sign up for the Geek Squad Special Forces, where you Tokyo-drift your car onto the customer's lawn to a skidding stop, take out your soldering gun before breaking down the door, or rappel from the rooftop and smash through the windows, flash your badge and shove his face onto the carpet taking him down. All for using Windows.
Instead of reading him his rights, I'd be saying, GO ahead, gimme an excuse...
Hate to rain on your parade Mr Engineer Sir, but that whoosh whoosh sound isn't coming from your hurricane machine, but the joke flying over...never mind.
Does anyone have a link to that Mac video where they had an application (beta, IIRC) that lets you use iChat to do whiteboard stuff, but the app used translucency to show, say a diagram, and your chatmates (still visible even with that backdrop) can scribble on the image or point or highlight it?
You know, I have an old Thinkpad but I would like to configure the 'middle' button (mostly ignored it). How did you set it up to scroll? Or links please, thanks!
Wait...is this mother mother as in Happy Mothers Day or mother as in Mother mother as in the Alien movie Mother decides-crew-is-expendable-Ripley-goes-postal type of Mother test?
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they should enable the technology for the DVRs to keep our eyes from blinking through ABC's commercials! So you can't even shut them out! Or the cuffs on the barcaloungers, so you can't go for a snack or beer while they're showing the commercials about (yikes!) snacks or beer!
If this is war...
Where do I suit up? With an appropriate codpiece, of course.
which reminds me of the story that took place in the early days of the Space Race. The US and Russia were keen on topping each other at the time. The US was spending lots of money to design a pen that would write no matter what direction it was pointing, if there was no gravity, whether you held it upside down, whatever.
The Russian solution? Use a pencil.
...when you wake up, you mean.
Because it wouldn't be something if you were psychic while in a coma, for 18 years. I mean, who would you tell?
denied that WGA will kill pirated copies of Windows
Because it's not going to kill pirated copies of Windows, it's going to F***ing Kill (TM) pirated copies of Windows.
Jeebuz, a thousand odd posts and nobody came up with the Ballmer.
Don't hold back, now. Why don't you tell us how you really feel?>br>
/joke
I'd like to sign up for the Geek Squad Special Forces, where you Tokyo-drift your car onto the customer's lawn to a skidding stop, take out your soldering gun before breaking down the door, or rappel from the rooftop and smash through the windows, flash your badge and shove his face onto the carpet taking him down. All for using Windows.
Instead of reading him his rights, I'd be saying, GO ahead, gimme an excuse...
OH, you use a Mac?!? My bad...
Hate to rain on your parade Mr Engineer Sir, but that whoosh whoosh sound isn't coming from your hurricane machine, but the joke flying over...never mind.
If you guys in Western Ontario want a hurricane so bad why don't you just come live here in Key West, Florida?
can lead to much more severe internal injuries
For the guy with the phone, that is. Eyewitnesses and bystanders can then enjoy the ensuing quiet.
More importantly, where is the match to fire up the cardboard boxes you've thrown the stacks in?
Let's just hope nobody writes a plug-in so that Clippy crosses over into BumpTop.
Well, you could pick up chicks with a car like that.
Oh, wait this is Slashdot...
Does anyone have a link to that Mac video where they had an application (beta, IIRC) that lets you use iChat to do whiteboard stuff, but the app used translucency to show, say a diagram, and your chatmates (still visible even with that backdrop) can scribble on the image or point or highlight it?
I've always wondered what 32-bit English would sound like on my hardware.
Couldn't resist.
Ehrm...Fedora Core...The Director's Cut?
... Episode 6?
Or Fedora Core
Lenovo is playing hard-to-get just to get Linux to lower his price.
Oh, wait...
Go back, think about it and then write a real article.
...and it's all your fault.
Did you have to go out there and say that?
Now you know what's going to happen. Slow news day, last item was milked dry, but wait...there's still hope! Typical journalist will come up with
"List of Top Ten Things to Hate About Email"
This is the one pointed out by Homer:
'Oh, the internet is on computers now?'
You must have been on the other one, invented by Al Gore.
Before they were arrested, they were asked to read a note aloud, which said:
Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
It MUST come with its own booth babe.
You know, I have an old Thinkpad but I would like to configure the 'middle' button (mostly ignored it). How did you set it up to scroll? Or links please, thanks!
I hope it's not a case of a tree falling in the forest, and nobody to hear it...
FP?
Wait...is this mother mother as in Happy Mothers Day or mother as in Mother mother as in the Alien movie Mother decides-crew-is-expendable-Ripley-goes-postal type of Mother test?
What makes this different from all those other boasts?
It was spoken in Klingon, in a tone usually reserved before the drawing of bat'leths.
In The World Is Not Enough, she happens to be a green-eyed nuclear scientist. Oops, wrong picture.