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  1. Re:I'd settle for knowing... on Obsessively Detailed Map Of Springfield · · Score: 1

    It's in Ohiyamaude.

  2. Re:Patriot Act on Obsessively Detailed Map Of Springfield · · Score: 1

    "OK Tabouli, we're ignoring all your demands. What do you say to that?"

  3. Re:Dear Slashdot editors: It's really fucking simp on Obsessively Detailed Map Of Springfield · · Score: 1
    *Type in the following:* Slashdot Keyword1 Keyword2 Keyword3

    Actually, "site:slashdot.org Springfield map" would be a better choice.

  4. Re:Just tell me... on Obsessively Detailed Map Of Springfield · · Score: 1

    Happiness...is just a Flaming Moe away!

  5. No attention to detail there. on Obsessively Detailed Map Of Springfield · · Score: 1

    Who or what are the "Fighting Hellfish"?

  6. Re:Great on Home Defense, Geek Style? · · Score: 1

    He had a career?

  7. She do? on Home Defense, Geek Style? · · Score: 1
    So my mom got lives alone

    Does she got breathes alone too?

  8. Re:A big stick and a dead horse on Star Wars TV Show, And An Unmade Trilogy · · Score: 1
    He wonâ(TM)t be satisfied until Star Wars is the campiest sci-fi series ever put on film.

    I hear Adam West and Burt Ward will be making an appearance in the Episode 8 double-feature: "Return of the Dynamic Duo" and "Alfred Meets Jar-Jar".

  9. Re:IPv6? on Intel says Internet needs to change · · Score: 1
    When you only have a hammer... :)

    Everything looks like Bill Gates?

  10. Great on Intel says Internet needs to change · · Score: 1

    1 Internet + 1 Intel Internet Overlay = 2.1764653729034 Internets.

  11. Re:Going Too Far? on Serial ATA for Mini Hard Drives Planned · · Score: 1

    You don't have to SAY it, we already KNOW.

  12. Re:Groundbreaking? on Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow · · Score: 1
    It has a "league of extrordinary gentlemen" feel to it, and that was the vilest shitstain to hit celluloid in the history of film.

    You should widen your sample group.

  13. Re:Well, this is just great. on Federal Judge Rules Oracle can Bid for PeopleSoft · · Score: 1
    when properly configured computer systems move my money

    That's the real trick, isn't it? How do you know that that's the case, and not Diebold machines running Windows moving your money?

  14. So what? on Star Wars DVD Set Previews/Reviews · · Score: 1
    Now Gredo and Han shoot at the SAME time!

    Who the hell is Gredo?

  15. ObSimpsons on Lexmark Recalls 40,000 Laser Printers · · Score: 1
    Who here, wouldn't mind getting a nasty little shock every once in a while, besides me ?

    "I should have warned you. That clock gets incredibly hot if you leave it plugged in."

  16. Re:I think it's an inside job on Walmart Stored Value Cards Compromised · · Score: 1
    This could be happening in the POS registers, the store POS servers,

    There's the problem right there. You shouldn't try to run a business on a piece of shit.

  17. Re:anti-theft on Man Stalks Ex-girlfriend With GPS · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there a guy in Australia that mounted a flamethrower under his rocker panels as his anti-theft system? Seems like that would stop the theft entirely, rather than merely reporting that it occurred.

  18. Re:Wonder what his phone bill is each month? on Man Stalks Ex-girlfriend With GPS · · Score: 1

    Trouble is, Verizon disables all wireless GPS communications. You have to remove the SIM from the phone and plug it into your PC running Windows ME using the $49.95 parallel port adapter to download your cached GPS data. Then, you upload it to the Verizon "Can You Locate Me Now" GPS portal website to analyze the data to get position at degree, hour, minute, second accuracy for only $.95 for each position change.

  19. Re:Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics on Mozilla Usage Doubles in 9 Months · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    If you had nuts on your chin, would they be chin nuts?

    That Out Of Control Kid ripped poor Napoleon's balls right off!!

  20. Re:Only 15 minutes to put hardware together? on Step By Step: Building a MythTV PVR for $635 · · Score: 1

    Try it the Gateway Way: Throw everything together inside the case and splash some of that rubber-based non-conducting cement in there to keep it from sliding. Bolt on the cover and send it down the line.

  21. Re:Obligatory Joke on Caller ID Spoofing Firm Gets Death Threats · · Score: 2, Funny

    Excuse me, is this bsharitt? Is your refrigerator running?

  22. Re:Let's look upward instead on Simulating the Whole Universe · · Score: 1
    It's turtles all the way down.

    The Turtle couldn't help us.

  23. Re:Why bother? on Simulating the Whole Universe · · Score: 1

    After all, isn't that why we're on the Earth?

  24. Re:Last Words? on Last Words On Service Pack 2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure they are. At least, until Taco dupes it tomorrow.

  25. Re:Newk World Or Duh on China Goes Nuclear · · Score: 1

    "We found the cause of the meltdown." [holds up crispy donut]