Are you looking to get into the fast-paced, exciting world of experimental particle physics? Then CERN might be looking for you! We are currently in the process of hiring an unpaid intern to help us perform maintenance on the Large Hadron Collider (yes, you read that right--THE Large Hadron Collider!)
Pay: This is an unpaid position, but the experience you gain will look great on your resume!
Hours: Don't Ask.
Required Qualifications: At least 10 years experience working with high energy supercolliders, 15 years experience with networking enterprise-level systems, and a minimum of a Master's Degree in Theoretical Physics (student experience will be considered)
Java topping the list of programming languages is like Donald Trump topping the polls for the Republican nomination: they both have their rabid, energetic fan-bases, but most of the rest of us are just sick to our stomachs wondering how it happened and waiting for it to be over...
Is it too much to hope for that once this bill makes it way to the Senate, the usual Congressional gridlock will kick in and prevent it from moving forward? Am I placing too much faith in our Congress's incompetence?
If they are censoring the name and the profile picture, then doesn't this just give the trolls free publicity? Am I missing something?
Campaigners: "You can't just say whatever you want on the Internet! There are real life consequences!"
Trolls: "Thanks for censoring my personal info, dipshits! Now nobody but me knows I posted this, and I've got a fucking billboard displaying my awesome put-down! Trolololololol!!!"
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Are you looking to get into the fast-paced, exciting world of experimental particle physics? Then CERN might be looking for you! We are currently in the process of hiring an unpaid intern to help us perform maintenance on the Large Hadron Collider (yes, you read that right--THE Large Hadron Collider!)
Pay: This is an unpaid position, but the experience you gain will look great on your resume!
Hours: Don't Ask.
Required Qualifications: At least 10 years experience working with high energy supercolliders, 15 years experience with networking enterprise-level systems, and a minimum of a Master's Degree in Theoretical Physics (student experience will be considered)
Position: Entry-level.
Hopefully this means that the next Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is going to bring back the 80s-style turtle suits instead of using CGI ...
In Soviet Russia, night lights you!
Good thing I threw all my resources into mining Dogecoins instead, otherwise I'd look like an idiot right now! ...
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Such currency. Very crypto. Wow
Advocating the need for more tools while making yourself sound like a tool--it's an interesting strategy. Let's see how it works out for him ...
Java topping the list of programming languages is like Donald Trump topping the polls for the Republican nomination: they both have their rabid, energetic fan-bases, but most of the rest of us are just sick to our stomachs wondering how it happened and waiting for it to be over ...
... that it's not a good thing to be able to cum at the flip of a switch!
I seem to have left my wallet in my other pants. Literally.
Natural selection.
During that same time period, secretarial jobs will likely see an 8% drop in demand, but administrative assistants will see a 17% increase!
What happened? Is it not cool now that Windows is doing it too?
Is it too much to hope for that once this bill makes it way to the Senate, the usual Congressional gridlock will kick in and prevent it from moving forward? Am I placing too much faith in our Congress's incompetence?
Must be nice to be able to show up five years late and still have a job.
Good thing I'm still using Perl!
Where is the money for this coming from?
If they are censoring the name and the profile picture, then doesn't this just give the trolls free publicity? Am I missing something?
Campaigners: "You can't just say whatever you want on the Internet! There are real life consequences!"
Trolls: "Thanks for censoring my personal info, dipshits! Now nobody but me knows I posted this, and I've got a fucking billboard displaying my awesome put-down! Trolololololol!!!"
... but we can't come up with a decent analogy. -- NASA
"Dibs."
Are they able to automatically drive you to your ball after you tee-off, or does that only come with the deluxe package?
7750 men for every 3 women. To anyone surprised by this, let me be the first to say--welcome to the Internet.
... but if they ever made a Kindle with a scent cartridge that puffs out that "new book smell," I might be tempted to make the switch.
... Europe considers implementing a new chip-in-Finn system!
Same thing would have happened to Will Smith if his parents hadn't sent him to Bel Air.