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  1. Typical female on Dolphin Jumps Again with Artificial Fin · · Score: 1
    "Does this fin make me look fat?"

  2. Re:slow? on Transgaming to Support Half Life 2 Under Linux · · Score: 1
    >> but since the word "emulator" is part of the acronym

    ... preceded by "Is Not A"...

  3. Well shit, it's ruined now on MPAA Looks to Sniff Internet2 Traffic for Sharers · · Score: 5, Funny
    *starts working on Internet3*

  4. Re:[partial] article without popups on Halo 2 Artificial Intelligence Explained · · Score: 1
    >> The linked article is rife with popups

    -1, IE User.

    Mozilla, Firefox, Opera, Safari... take your pick.

    What kind of "nerd" runs around with IE still? "Gee golly, I like popups!"

  5. Re:LSB? on Four Linux Vendors Agree On An LSB Implemenation · · Score: 2, Insightful
    >> Is that not it? It sure would be nice if the editors would stop posting articles that do not describe what they are intending to be describing.

    It sure would be nice if readers would stop playing dumb as a brick.

    It's "News for Nerds", not "News for N00bs Who Need Their Hands Held".

  6. Re:In case you are wondering who Shawn Fanning is. on Shawn Fanning Is Back Into Digital Music · · Score: 1
    There was a good "Italian Job" joke waiting to be made, but you ruined it for everyone by beating us to the punch with this limp offering.

    If you had put some creativity into it, you might be modded more Funny than +1.

  7. Re:Is that Santa helper chick, German? on Tom's Holiday Buying Guide · · Score: 4, Funny
    >> That Santa helper chick picture on the page. I didn't know German chicks look so feminine and sexy? Unless she's not German..

    She's not German. You don't see many German women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, they are often mistaken for German men!

    And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there *are* no German women. And the Germans just spring out of holes in the ground! Which is of course ridiculous.

  8. Re:Weird on Senate May Rush Copyright Legislation · · Score: 5, Insightful
    >> Why did you guys vote Bush in anyway? Oh, that's right, you're stupid.

    Who's more stupid: the stupid people who voted for Bush for President, or the stupid troll who can't tell the difference between a President and the Senate?

  9. The Book of Halo on Atlantis Found. Again. · · Score: 1
    >> much like, say, really big Floods.

    Indeed - even in Halo, there's an awful lot of Flood. And while there's no Ark of the Covenant, there's a shit-ton of Covenant flooding the place too.

  10. Re:you can buy it.. but you can't play it on Half Life 2 Available, Delays Not Valve's Fault · · Score: 1
    >> but I would never buy any software with product activation.

    Well then unless you plan on using Win2000 forever, you won't be a Windows user much longer, and then you won't need to worry about games at all!

    Welcome to the Mac/Linux side, brother.

  11. Re:Commentary from a nielson member on Nielsen Will Measure TV ratings Among DVR Users · · Score: 1
    You know that you can turn off the retarded "auto-record suggested programs" feature, don't you?

  12. Re:Are they still.. on Boeing Successfully Tests Anti-Missile Laser · · Score: 0, Troll
    >> Calling it star wars?

    > Yes, except this time, America shoots first.

    I can't decide whether to mod this Troll or Funny.

  13. Re:Hungry Hungry Hippos on Classic Toys For Christmas? · · Score: 4, Funny
    For the more mature crowd, Hungry Hungry Hippies.

    Or less mature, as the case may be.

  14. Re:Probably the biggest... on Nintendo's Lawsuits Aided by Fans · · Score: 0
    Apple sells quality. Nintendo sold that piece of shit called the Nintendo 64, and the Nintendo fans loved them for it.

    For the rest of us, it's good that they made a much better system in the GameCube, although it's still annoying how they have had their head up their ass over things like online play (which they are now making a big splash on with the DS! Better late late late than never, I guess)

  15. Re:Actually, no. on Microsoft Banning Modded Xboxen · · Score: 1
    >> THAT is what Microsoft hates. People who buy the loss-leader hardware and never buy the software.

    Not really. People who do that are in the extreme minority, and barely register as a blip.

    The idea of MS "losing" money is such a loaded term that people seem to latch onto. How is it that MS "losing" $30 million (made-up number) is so damanging, but "spending" three times that (equally made-up number) on an advertising campaign isn't?

    These aren't based on real numbers, but just the idea - MS "losing" money on Xbox sales is no different than any other monetary expenditure. But somehow, it's the "losing" term that makes certain people all tingly.

  16. Fun for some, no harm for others on Are Game Stats Important to You? · · Score: 1
    If stats make the game more fun for you, they're great. If they don't, then you don't have to look at them.

    Personally, I love them. Fun to compare with friends, see a cumulative effect of games played, etc.

  17. He's partly right though on Microsoft Comments on DS vs. PSP Battle · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Even if he's "-1, Troll"-ing, the guy's partly right.

    It WILL be a rough go for Sony and the PSP. They have a fantastic piece of hardware, but they are having problems keeping it powered, and they're entering a market used to a specific vendor whose products are strong at what the PSP is currently weak at.

    MS knows what entering a gaming market late is like. The Xbox is a superb piece of hardware, easily superior to the competition, but gaining acceptance has been an uphill battle the whole way. Some brilliant moves (like Xbox Live) have helped along the way, but they have had to fight the whole way.

    I want a PSP a lot more than a DS because of the game lineup and the beautiful wide screen. But, I'm not a Sony fanboy that thinks it's just going to waltz in and destroy the competition. The days of a single dominant provider in a gaming market are numbered. The next console generation will be a LOT closer, and Nintendo isn't going to have total free reign of handhelds anymore.

  18. You think that's bad? on The Future of Star Wars Gaming · · Score: 0, Troll
    Wait until The Matrix Online.

  19. Re:No, A Dual Joystick Controller Really Is Better on Halo 2 Released · · Score: 1
    >> I can say that I would be twice the player I was last night back on a proper keyboard and mouse interface.

    And I would be twice the soccer player I am if I could use my hands.

  20. Re:No real comparison done here... on CBS Sees no Journalism in Blogs · · Score: 1
    >> Fox called it back and forth for several hours before admitting "well, we just don't know." I remember that pretty well, because it was my first indication that I couldn't trust Fox News to get their facts straight.

    You prefer news outlets that offer election bullshit and DON'T come clean when it doesn't hold up?

  21. Re:Not Credible Sources on Halo 2 Reviews · · Score: 3, Informative
    >> Hi, my name is proof. Where am I?

    In my liquor. 80 of you.

  22. Re:Jobs on U.S. Continues Opposition to Kyoto Environmental Treaty · · Score: 4, Funny
    Following Mr. Bush's politics, no treaty against child pornography, prostitution or drug dealing should be signed: after all, those things create jobs.

    *sniffle* God bless America.

  23. Re:Hey, if they want to waste money... on USAF Studies Teleportation · · Score: 1
    the choice is between spending billions on reserching quackery in the military, or spending the same money on bringing US education up to decent levels, I think the education would be money better spent

    You're making the assumption that dumping more money into education will solve anything.

    You can pour as much beer into a barrel full of holes that you want. It's still not going to get you anywhere.

    One thing that must die is the notion that public education just needs more money dumped in. We do that every political cycle, and test scores and other metrics show no progress. Why does anyone honestly think the NEXT money dump will make all the difference?

  24. Re:PSP the next Game Gear? on DS Pre-Orders Stopped as Sales Soar · · Score: 1
    >> that screen is wide open for scratching

    Didn't stop the original GBA. Or the original GB, mind you.

    Still, the PSP will need a nice sunglasses-like soft case.

  25. Re:Why, Ballmer, Why? on Novell Swings Back at Ballmer · · Score: 4, Insightful
    >> Bush deliberately used factually incorrect soundbites to beat Anne Richards and later Gore and finally Kerry.

    Sound like he's been taking technique notes from watching Michael Moore movies. Cut, paste, rearrange, and even doctor to make anything fit your "message".

    It's not at all limited to one side of the political spectrum.