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  1. Re:Evacuate this universe! on LHC Shut Down Again — By Baguette-Dropping Bird · · Score: 1

    Just think how lucky we all are!!!! If that bird had dropped a Panini we all be screwed!

    This being slashdot, would you care to elaborate why this would be bad? It would be a first time for most of us!

  2. Re:My bootloader is on USB on Of Encrypted Hard Drives and "Evil Maids" · · Score: 1

    Titanium pliers?

  3. Re:At the next defcon... on Of Encrypted Hard Drives and "Evil Maids" · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just like my dear papaaaa!

  4. Re:You can't make this stuff up on Dutch Gov't Has No Idea How To Delete Tapped Calls · · Score: 1

    I thought a Dutch Delete only applied to torrents?

  5. Re:How do they even keep the doors open? on Amiga and Hyperion Settle Ownership of AmigaOS · · Score: 1

    Windows probably :)

  6. Re:viewpoint on Are Software Developers Naturally Weird? · · Score: 1

    Joanna, fire.

  7. Re:Prediction on Giant Ribbon Discovered At Edge of Solar System · · Score: 1

    In the original Hebrew? Klingon you surely mean!

  8. Re:More proof on Report Claims Iran Has Data To Build a Nuclear Bomb · · Score: 4, Funny

    More proof that Captain Kirk is better than Picard! This wouldn't have happened on his watch!

  9. Re:Happy birth-day OpenSSH on OpenSSH Going Strong After 10 Years With Release of v5.3 · · Score: 1

    I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking data-center!

  10. Re:In a movie on Artificial Heart Recipient Has No Pulse · · Score: 1

    I feel a BSD joke come up!

  11. Re:In a movie on Artificial Heart Recipient Has No Pulse · · Score: 1

    Wait, first let's try taking out the heart, blowing into the ventricles, and putting it back in!

  12. Re:huh? on Has the Glory Gone Out of Working In IT? · · Score: 1

    Good morning, gentlemen. This is a twelwe-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...

  13. Re:Fake on 4-Winged Proto-Bird Unearthed In China; Predates Archaeopteryx · · Score: 1

    I'd have expected all caps :)

  14. Re:COBOL on COBOL Celebrates 50 Years · · Score: 1

    Let us all hope YOU get as old as you look!

  15. Re:A brief rememberence of Prof. Casadaban on Researcher Dies After Studying Plague Bacteria · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the counting!

    It's all written down in the Book of Armaments (Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20).

  16. Re:Multics on Old Operating Systems Never Die · · Score: 1

    Hotblack Desiato, is that you?

    The irs want their money!

  17. Re:Oh no! on France Passes Harsh Three-Strikes Legislation, Again · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't that be: Utilisateurs Windows... COUREZ!

  18. Re:Exercise on Windows 7 Touch, Dead On Arrival · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean "This is my mouse. There are many like it but this one is mine. My mouse is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my mouse is useless. Without my mouse I am useless. I must click my mouse true."

  19. Re:Stupid girls. on Trapped Girls Call For Help On Facebook · · Score: 1

    Repeat after me : "I'm An Idiot".

  20. Re:Easier explanation on Attractive Women Make Men Temporarily Stupid · · Score: 1

    Yeah, a man has a penis, a brain and a heart. The heart pumps blood to the penis or the heart. It never pumps blood to both at the same time!

  21. Re:Coordinates, please on Astronomers Find the Calmest Place On Earth · · Score: 1

    Latitude 76DEG 15', Longitude 113DEG 10' E :)

  22. Re:Announced on Twitter on Opera 10.0 Released · · Score: 1

    1st September 2009 called, it wanted its announcement back!

  23. Re:Doctor, Doctor, it hurts when I do *this* on Making Babies In Space May Not Be Easy · · Score: 1

    problem: humans lose boner mass in zero-g

    There, I corrected it for you. It was about the problems with sex in space, no?

  24. Re:tactics and weapons on India's First Stealth Fighter To Fly In 4 Months · · Score: 1

    <voice type="King Arthur">:What do you mean? A European or American Paris?</voice>

  25. Re:"where the jet literally spins around on its ax on India's First Stealth Fighter To Fly In 4 Months · · Score: 1

    Do I look like I give a damn?