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  1. pwnd by harvard on IBM Slows the Speed of Light · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Harvard scientists slow down light to 38 mph Just create a bose-einstein condensate and fire a laser through it. Pretty simple if you ask me.

  2. Re:Am I the only one thinking... on Data Center Move Goes Awry for TypePad · · Score: 0

    Oh come on. You all know you were thinking it.

    Seriously, anyone with a dark sense of humor gets an automatic -1 troll. I guess I should have made some sort of overlord / in russia joke.

  3. Am I the only one thinking... on Data Center Move Goes Awry for TypePad · · Score: 2, Funny

    nobody was reading your stupid blog anyways?

  4. memory is cheap. on OpenOffice Bloated? · · Score: 1

    Again (already pointed it out on the blog) I want to point this out.

    2G of cas 2 ddr3200 costs less than office 2003.

  5. Spelunkers Joy on The End Of The Light Bulb? · · Score: 1, Interesting

    About 7 Years ago I brought a LED Headlamp to a spelunker convention. They were leery at first but when I didn't change my batteries once during the entire weekend they were sold. The next year there were about 10/50 of us on LED. Now everyone has an LED lamp.

  6. Space Junk on Space Tourism? · · Score: 0

    I don't want to be a downer and I like the idea of progress through private sector space travel. Unfortunately, there is a ton of crap up there already. Perhaps there needs to be some regulation for what you can leave in orbit?

  7. RE: Offtopic = Tard Mod on Creators of Massive Botnet Arrested · · Score: 0

    Here let me explain this joke to all the tard moderators that can't get it.

    1) zombie = bot
    2) The bolded quote refers to the master controlling from the grave (ie undead)
    3) From TFA, the bot (zombie) controllers (masters) just got arrested (killed)

    It may not be funny but it is on topic. Mod it as such dumbasses.

  8. Oh crap. Here they come... on Creators of Massive Botnet Arrested · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Zombie Master

    (SCARY PIC HERE)

    Creature - Lord
    All Zombies gain "(1b): Regenerate this creature" and swampwalk. (They're unblockable if defending player controls a swamp.

    He controlled the zombies even before his own death; now nothing can make them betray him.

    2/3

  9. Re:see GM EV1 on Splashpower Boasts Wireless Power · · Score: 0

    And what feeds that conductive charging? Do you think most wall warts are efficient? I have a power strip at my feet right now I am using as foot warmer. It puts out way more heat than my computer case. Granted I have a 80+% efficient psu, a low end gfx card, and a 35w cpu.

  10. Re:Wireless Mouse Pad on Splashpower Boasts Wireless Power · · Score: 2, Informative

    You mean like this?

  11. Re:One problem. on Jamming Cellphones with Text Messages · · Score: 0

    What retardicon labled the first message as redundant?

    Seriouly. Sometimes I wonder.

  12. wiz-kid genius? on Top 50 Science Fiction TV Shows · · Score: 0

    For all of his genius Quinn Mallory couldn't slide into a reality where his show wasn't going to get canceled. Pfft... some genius.

  13. magnifying lens or new monitor on What's On Your Tech Bench? · · Score: 1, Insightful

    15 inches... How do you survive man?

    Spring for a new monitor or two. They are cheap and well worth it. You have plenty of desk space and your eyes will thank you.

  14. Re:This damage control isn't for you. on Refugee Radio Station Blocked by Red Tape · · Score: 0

    FEMA needs to understand that picking up the dead bodies is a better response then preventing the media from shooting them. Censorship to prevent embarrassment only hurts the victims.

  15. Where is the national guard when you need them? on Sonic 'Lasers' to be Deployed in Hurricane Region · · Score: 0

    Oh right... Shit.

  16. Who's Alysen? on Send your name to Pluto · · Score: 0

    Who's Alysen Regiec and why is she driving?

  17. Re:3rd world what? on Small Town USA Competing With India · · Score: 0

    Whoever marked this as flamebait obviously has not been there. It was harder for my research group to get supplies for a dig in Nebraska than in Senegal.

  18. 3rd world what? on Small Town USA Competing With India · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Enter 1000 jokes about Nebraska being 3rd world...

    Not that they wouldn't be justified.

  19. Voice your opinion to ESRB on ESRB Revokes San Andreas Rating · · Score: 0

    Don't let Hillary Clinton advocate sweeping rules about technology she doesn't understand. Voice your opinion to ESRB Consumer Hotline yourself.

  20. Re:Boot times disk/network bound on Intel Developer Macs Outperform G5s · · Score: 0

    "It also runs "Windows XP at blazing speeds"?

    That doesn't sound like a plain old Windows XP to me.

  21. Wait a second... on Speculation on Real Reasons Behind Apple Switch · · Score: 0

    Aren't these the same discounts that Intel is being sued for under anti monopoly laws?

  22. DECnet Isn't Dead? on DECnet Isn't Dead · · Score: 0

    Just because my Windows 3.11 box still can run doesn't mean I am willing to trust it with data.

  23. New Amendment? on Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet Probe · · Score: 0

    Can judges bitchslap plantifs?

    If not, I think an amendment is in order.

  24. more links please on Firefox Extension for Applied Social Networking · · Score: 5, Funny
  25. has to be said on Keyboards are Good; Mouses are Dumb · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    hs with a kb is a bitch. now stfu n00b.