GNAA Claims Responsibility for Killing 3000 Blogs GNAA Claims Responsibility for Killing 3000 Blogs
GNAUK (the UK branch of the GNAA) consultant rolloffle stood
ecstatically in front of the massive GNAUK London office skyscraper. Waving his
massive nigger hands for silence, he smiled and announced with glee that the
GNAA was the cause of the 3000 blogs outage.
"Well, aw'right, now aw'right! It's due to our persistent
shitflooding and blogbashing efforts that we can claim this spectacular victory
over a major epicentre of retardery! Congratulations, morons, for you have been
pwned! Remember, regular local backups are your friend!"
Having concluded with these statements, the crowd burst into an ambivalent
mix of outraged and delighted argument. rolloffle then unzipped his trousers
and started to beat back the hordes of angry webloggers and journalists with
his gigantic nigger cock, fleeing into a side alley. The massive conglomeration
of people then enjoyed a spectacular fireworks display, sending the massive
office building of glass and steel smashing to the ground and burying the
suckers present.
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I have to figure probably because he's gay.
If you haven't noticed, the news-media is controlled by closet-case Rupert Murdock. He's been steering the country's eyes away from same-sex marriage and catholic-sponsered molestation.
A secret underground movement that began shortly after the Puritan arrival in the New World strives daily to keep homo-hatred in the spotlight. In response, secret encoded messages delivered by satellite and internet (particularly in 'linux', it's versitile and populus distrobution selection offers a wide range of targets) have fueled the raving return of the once popular American pastime of Gay Rights Bashing.
Continuing with this trend many stock market analysts have attributed the recent rise in Legal Liberian Tender being released by the Morgan Mint to the general public to be tied to the increase of Homo-Hatred.
To put a long story short Michael was never much of a Puritan, he was a Quaker. Unfortunately, he often preferred to have eggs and bacon instead of his oatmeal (if you know what I mean) and could not continue in his mission of galactic conquest here at/. without seriously jeopardizing secrecy of the underground salt mining complex run by the starving children of Africa.
It's so damn simple.
Misha Borovsky (AP) Moscow, Soviet Russia - Niggersoft chairman and CEO
jesuitx today announced the private beta test of the first operating system
suited towards the needs of today's gay niggers, GNAA/Hard. The OS is intended
to grow at a faster rate of development and use, and be based on famous Marxist
Richard Stallman's OS, GNU/Hurd.
"Hard represents so much in the OS world", said GNAA President and
Niggersoft Board-member timecop." Our private beta now loads the system BIOS,
then displays "Hello World" in rainbow colors. Our codebase at this point is
now roughly 500% more mature than GNU/Hurd."
When asked why he felt a microkernel was the best choice for the future of
the OS, GNAA ohsix simply stated, "no u r". It is the belief of this journalist
that ohsix was trying to point out the major flaws of pure monolithic kernel
structure, as seen in Operating Systems like Linux, which are known for poor
security and an utter lack of intuitive use or overall quality.
GNAA member JacksonBrown told reporters, "Hard is going to be the best OS
available by Q2 2014. Unfortunately, we are not planning a public beta until
Summer of 2010, as our purely microkernel based structure will require around
30 Gibibytes of RAM to run the base servers and daemons. However, if Moore's
law continues to apply, any Alienware based system will do."
It is rumored that Hard received it's name due to the similarity to
GNU/Hurd, and to represent the rigidity of the massive niggers' cocks that are
developing the OS.
About GNU
GNU, founded by Richard
Stallman, which stands for "GNU's Not Usable", is a famous software freedom
advocacy group, and has released such great products as GCC, which boasts the
worlds only -O2 optimization that breaks perfect C++.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
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ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up
today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on
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Michael Sims Fired, Joins GNAA to Troll Slashdot Full Time Michael Sims Fired, Joins GNAA to Troll Slashdot Full Time
FREMONT, CA (TECHNEWS) - After a heated debate at Slashdot executive
offices, editor Michael Sims was locked out of the building and departed in a
tirade of lisping insults, vowing revenge immediately. This morning, industry
sources revealed that Sims has joined the infamous trolling organization Gay
Nigger Association of America with the intent of trolling Slashdot
fulltime.
In a short phone interview with Technews, Sims asserted that he was calm but
resolved on his course of action. "The Slashdot editors and I had a
disagreement," he explained. "I did it all for the users, but they..." he drew
the syllable out painfully, resting on a case full of Little League trophies
and certificates of participation from transgendered dating services, "They
just couldn't take my truth. They were -- babies, just babies, oh, the horror,
the abomination," he said, before being led away by three white-clad male
nurses.
According to Harvard Psychology Professor Arnold Rothstahlberg, "trolling"
is an internet phenomenon where dissenting users disrupt a site by flooding it
with absurd or paradoxical information. "It satisfies the primal id," he
said, chewing on a large, bulbous, phallic black cigar. "To justify themselves
by forcing their enemies into hysterics. It's a compensatory mechanism much
like getting back at the kids who beat you up in high school by installing
Linux and using it to pingflood their XP boxes and Macs."
Slashdot editor CmdrTaco was reticent to comment. At an interview conducted
in the crap-filled Ann Arbor bungalow he shares with his wife, to whom he
proposed over Slashdot, he said, "Well, you know, Slashdot is just a web site.
Michael should calm down about this. But if he doesn't, our corporate sponsors
will sue him until he's giving $4 blowjobs on Haight Street."
From the GNAA corporate headquarters, a mysterious floating island off the
coast of Newfoundland that few reporters have seen and even fewer have returned
from with their sexual identities intact, GNAA "Head Programmer" timecop said
he was glad to have Sims on hand. "From what I've seen of his postings on
Slashdot," said timecop, "he's a total fag. Which is convenient as all our
halfops need anal, and I can't handle the drama. That's what's worst about the
net: the drama."
Sims has been involved in previous internet firefights, most notably the
controversy over the censorware.org website in 2001. While Sims alleges that
the site was his creation that was sabotaged by others, his coworkers disagree.
Bennett Haselton, security consultant for the "Anarchy Anal" and "Chaos
Cumshot" websites, said of Sims, "We set up this website, and left him the
password. We have a disagreement, bam, the website goes down and someone raped
my two-week-old Labrador puppy with an iPod."
Slashdot Editor CowboyNeal, who was entangled in a whale net after
attempting to swim the English channel, spoke fondly of his former coworker.
"Michael always brought a certain passion to the work, a passion that was
easily ignited and led to many sweaty sessions in the corporate washroom," he
said. "I'm not at all surprised he joined an organization of gay niggers. He
always like something different and unique in his pasta salads."
Programmer Seth Finkelstein alleges that Sims is "totally unstable" and
agreed readily to this interview. "Of course, I'm a disinterested observer," he
said. "But anytime I see that closet psychopath and monkey nut-muncher stealing
the spotlight from hardworking programmers like myself, I have to speak up, for
the benefit of the people, of course," he said. Technews reporters were
permitted to leave the premises only after making a PayPal donation to
Finkelstein.
Mike Godwin of the EFF, who balances a career as privacy advocate with his
hobby of making videos of teen swingers blowing goats, agreed. "I've never met
another editor like Michael," he sai
GNAA declares boycott of all foods that make sperm taste bad GNAA declares boycott of all foods that make sperm taste bad
Washington, District of Columbia (USNS) - Gathered on the steps of the
Justice Department, gay niggers worldwide announced their most ambitious ploy
for political power to date, a boycott of all foods that make semen taste
awful. GNAA president timecop led the rally with a pink megaphone, shouting
over the noise of riot cops assembling in case the peaceful assembly turned
violent.
"My friends," he lisped at the top of his lungs. "As America's - no, the
world's - foremost consumers of sperm and without a doubt its greatest enjoyers
and advocates, we plead - no, we demand - that these prostate poisons be
eliminated from the modern diet." Around him, a surging throng of foamy
devotees showed their approval with a shower of bodily fluids.
According to timecop, numerous studies prove that gay volunteers not only
found that tobacco left a lingering moldy taste in semen, but that such
commonplace items as coffee and multivitamin pills could make semen taste muddy
and like insecticide, respectively. "These are intolerant, I mean, intolerable
substances," timecop spluttered.
GNAA member DiKKy, on loan from NATO class dunce Norway, as if on cue dumped
a 55 gallon drum of whipped semen into the Justice Department's Martin Luther
King, Jr. meditative koi pond. As carp drowned in the sticky mucosal fluid,
DiKKy took the microphone from a timecop overcome by emotion at the sacrifice
of so much precious gay nigger seed. "Gummy bears make it taste like rubber
cement - no, that's not a pun. And salmon, of course," said DiKKy, "which makes
it taste oily. Oh, and here's a big no-no: asparagus. Yucky."
United Asparagus Growers President Ralph Gruntligel was interviewed by CBS'
"60 Minutes," which, in trying to downplay its recent scandal over forging
records to replace the lost forged records of a famous politician, has changed
focus to such cutting edge topics as sitting room makeovers and loose candle
wax.
"While we support every group who wishes to consume asparagus, and do not
discriminate on the basis of age, sex, race, gender, sexual orientation,
bondage role, condom use, ethnicity or major league baseball fan
identification," Gruntligel said from a leather sofa in his Greenwich Village
headquarters, "to indict a source of income for roughly one in 65,536 Americans
that is ranked fifty-fourth among the world's most valuable vegetables, is not
only a crime against asparagus, but a terrorist action against one of nature's
most perfect foods and an important source of revenue for government and
industry."
Back at the rally, timecop sniffed in response. "Like his ugly fat bitch of
a wife will ever give him this kind of head," he said, demonstrating on Morgan
Freeman, who happened to be passing on his way to testify before a Senate
committee on racial discrimination in the color of fingernail clippers. "Desist
-- cease, I say!" began Freeman, but then, in his characteristic basso
profundo, began moaning rhythmically to the motion of gay nigger tongues.
Semen, the technical name for the fluid of male sexual emission which occurs
at ejaculation, has a generally salty or sweet taste, depending on what the
person responsible has consumed since his last ejaculation, said Dr. Ben
Rodriguez-Silverstein. "It's entirely possible that these foods make semen
taste disgusting," he said. "But unfortunately, most of them are necessary for
survival."
He was immediately mobbed by gay niggers wielding placards reading "READ MY
LIPS: NO RANCID SEMEN."
Contacted via phone, Robert Liebovitz, lead counsel for the Association of
Confection Producers, said, "Can I get AIDS from this?"
Rodriguez-Silverstein, who was later spotted receiving $250,000 in small
denomination bills smeared with a sticky, mushroom-smelling substance,
announced that his lab was conducting independent tests using AOL Afghanistan
employees to sample semen from every eth
And I'm sure the street value for social security numbers is really high too.
Obviously, some people seriously need to take a good hard look at the best digital security tool, that's been around since the beginning of computers: THE POWER SWITCH.
If computers nowadays were not always-on solutions (I'm sure 24/7 SS# databases in a university aren't a hot requirement) they would be less visible, and less prone to being destroyed by internet theives.
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Probably because your kids were gay, so they picked a role model who could go have sex with something that has four, or maybe five assholes.
Wheaton's Faggoty Website is proof.
-GNAA 4 LYFE-
I find the article above very informative except for the humerous flaws and word play, but there is obviously some stupid comment I could make BUT AS A COURTASY I SAVED YOU THE TIME.
Since space is a common ground, like, it's above EVERYONE... militarizing it would be a bad idea... In fact, it's kind of hard for one section of the planet to control a 3 dimensional area without causing some sort of political issues, which we have enough one right now, and the last thing we need on top of that is someone 'finding' weapons of mass destruction floating over our heads.
Glad to see that Pixar is finally moving into something besides the little kids genre, I hope the same success that applies to Shiny Animated Kids's Charactors applies to this higher-age-range action film as well.
Right you are sir, the consumer of course has taken the idea that 'the customer is always right' to a level beyond reasonable. Sure, in order to have a successful business you have to make the client happy, but when the customer is going to take advantage of this and make stupid demands, or try and squeeze you down to your last penny, then the business is right to draw the line and say 'That's It'. A business has to remain profitable to exist, so if you are going to come in and try to tell the guy you can get it for less somewhere else, and he can't sell it for less profitably, then hey, go somewhere else. This return-blacklisting is a valuable tool to businesses to protect from what is known as 'Shrink', where money is lost in the return process because of damages or depreciation, or in the labor required to return it to it's place of origion.
So the businesses will do this to protect themselves, and sure, the consumer is going to complain because they're not going to be able to get away with things any more. There are certainly a few legitimate customers, lets say you buy a bunch of clothes, and now your house burns down, and you don't need them anymore, so you return them, but people who would buy 5 shirts in different colors to go home and see which one works best with their outfit and return 4 others waste's the company's time and money.
Happy 9/11 From The GNAA
Happy 9/11 From The GNAA
Gnaa, Nigeria
We at the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) would like to wish you seasons greetings on this most glorious day.
As we reach the third anniversary of the momentous destruction of two large ugly buildings by the highly trained agents of mossad (Israels notorious anti-gentile secret service), and the war against sandniggers everywhere that ensued, we have entered into what is widely recognised as a golden age of trolling. This could not have been possible without the assistance of YOU!
Without the glorious genocidal activites of hooknosed Jews, the gulliblity of pinko Slashbots soaking up whatever Michael Moore shits out, the whining of eurotrash clinging to the tattered remnants of Socialism, and of course, without the poorly washed Muslims who, as we speak, continue their holy and righteous Jihad against the evils of the Israeli Bus Service. Without these people, without you people, our jobs would be so much more taxing, and far less rewarding.
As your family gathers around the Osama Tree to exchange your gifts of toy Boeings and charred Firemen, we at the GNAA hope that you can all get together in celebration. To pass down your memories of the shock, awe, and arousal you felt. To recall your joy as your anti-Bush FUD was modded to +5, insightful. To remember your hilarious puns at the size of John Kerry's chin, and how they earned you +o in #politics. To giggle girlishly at how your crippling zergrush wowed all who viewed your rancidly coloured MIDI infested xanga blog.
But most importantly of all. The GNAA would also like to issue our fondest desire for world peace. And hold firm in our resolve that the bloodshed can only be resolved through the pacifying and unifying acts of male-on-male sodomy and fellatio, and through a peaceful male-only world. Can the leaders of the world put aside their differences once and for all and love their fellow man? Can we swap our rusty kalashnikovs for a warm meaty dong? Our explosive belts for exploding rectums? We can only hope.
Happy Holidays!
From The Gay Nigger Association of America
About WTC
The World Trade Center (WTC) was built in the 1960's by well-known drug-addicted architect Guy Niguere. On massive levels of barbiturates at the time, Niguere made many mistakes in the design of the building, but structurally and stylistically. This led to the towers easy destruction by the Israeli.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
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So you can carry it around the house, right, Apple better start selling 50 foot extension cords and wrist-mounted keyboards if they are going to tout that as a feature.... or, wait a minute, haven't portable computers already been in existance for over 30 years ?
GNAA claims responsibility for Momfuck virus. By Horatio Brunswick
New York, NY - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) The GNAA today claimed
responsibility for the release of the devastating trojan Momfuck.1o1, which has
caused an estimated 486 billion dollars US in lost productivity and unread
penis enlargement offers.
In a drastic escalation of their widely criticized christmas island bombing
campaign which has killed thousands of defenceless CI natives, the GNAA made
vague threats last week in a "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for
trolls" website. In the post (not published here due to profanity and ascii
nudity) the GNAA threatened the "Destruction of all internet" if net martyr
http://www.goatse.cx was not immediately reinstated. Initally dismissed by self
proclaimed security experts Cowboykneel and Linux Toreballs as a childish lark,
the world was totally unprepared for the storm to come.
Momfuck.lol exploits three vulnerabilities within Linux's UPnP implementation:
a remotely exploitable buffer overflow that allows an attacker gain SYSTEM
level access to any default installation of Linux, a Denial of Service (DoS)
attack, and a Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) attack. Within hours of
release, every backbone in the country had become infected with the virus,
bringing the internet to a crashing halt. The DHS announced an orange alert
when the virus spread to even such such remote non-countries as Canada and
England, becomming a worldwide computer epidemic. The sequence of events that
followed was devastating. ATMs in several states began routing funds from
caucasian bank accounts into a GNAA controlled cayman islands account. Traffic
lights in all major metropolitan areas malfunctioned, displaying pink rather
than the standard red yellow and green configuration, causing unprecedented
accidents and traffic delays. Radio stations ceased transmitting their standard
programming and began a round the clock broadcast of a bootleg of the Village
People's "YMCA" which was altered to "GNAA." Perhaps most horrifyingly, The FOX
network's LOL sunday programming lineup was interrupted, and replaced by a
graphic video of two men having anal sex, backed by the lyrics "Boom I got your
boyfriend".
The FBI has fallen under heavy criticism for their failure to respond to the
threat of the GNAA. The general public seems uwilling to accept their claims
that the post was below their current threshold. The FBI's top cyber-security
unit warned consumers and corporations Friday night to take new steps beyond
those recommended by SCO Corp. to protect against hackers who might try to
attack major flaws discovered in the newest version of Linux software, or to
get a life, faggots. FBI Department head John Asscrotch is expected to resign
in disgrace shortly.
What follows is a transcript of an actual internet relay chat conversation,
with two individuals who seem to have been infected by momfuck.lol. It is my
hope that this will help computer users to recognize and avoid the virus if
encountered.
* Now talking in #eurotekken * Topic is 'http://www.tekkenzaibatsu.com/forums/showthread.p hp?s=&postid=1527925#post1527925 : everyone give your 0.00c' * Set by SirCane on Tue Apr 06 15:57:26
<l0de> "Mom, I can't sleep would you mind if I get in bed with you?
<l0de> I have virus!
<l0de> She was wearing a baby doll semi-see through nightie, and was embarrassed to let me in bed with her.
<subt-L> haha.. this is a fucking crazy virus..
<l0de> I can't type this fast!
<l0de> However she remembered how I had let her sleep with me when she needed to.
<l0de> Oh my god.
<l0de> "Sure John, it's a big bed," she said in an uncertain tone.
<l0de> "Mom, would you mind if I snuggle a little with you.
<l0de> I just feel kind of sad tonight, I need you close to me."
Slashdot Mirror
GNAA Claims Responsibility for Killing 3000 Blogs
GNAUK (the UK branch of the GNAA) consultant rolloffle stood ecstatically in front of the massive GNAUK London office skyscraper. Waving his massive nigger hands for silence, he smiled and announced with glee that the GNAA was the cause of the 3000 blogs outage.
"Well, aw'right, now aw'right! It's due to our persistent shitflooding and blogbashing efforts that we can claim this spectacular victory over a major epicentre of retardery! Congratulations, morons, for you have been pwned! Remember, regular local backups are your friend!"
Having concluded with these statements, the crowd burst into an ambivalent mix of outraged and delighted argument. rolloffle then unzipped his trousers and started to beat back the hordes of angry webloggers and journalists with his gigantic nigger cock, fleeing into a side alley. The massive conglomeration of people then enjoyed a spectacular fireworks display, sending the massive office building of glass and steel smashing to the ground and burying the suckers present.
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I have to figure probably because he's gay. If you haven't noticed, the news-media is controlled by closet-case Rupert Murdock. He's been steering the country's eyes away from same-sex marriage and catholic-sponsered molestation. A secret underground movement that began shortly after the Puritan arrival in the New World strives daily to keep homo-hatred in the spotlight. In response, secret encoded messages delivered by satellite and internet (particularly in 'linux', it's versitile and populus distrobution selection offers a wide range of targets) have fueled the raving return of the once popular American pastime of Gay Rights Bashing. Continuing with this trend many stock market analysts have attributed the recent rise in Legal Liberian Tender being released by the Morgan Mint to the general public to be tied to the increase of Homo-Hatred. To put a long story short Michael was never much of a Puritan, he was a Quaker. Unfortunately, he often preferred to have eggs and bacon instead of his oatmeal (if you know what I mean) and could not continue in his mission of galactic conquest here at /. without seriously jeopardizing secrecy of the underground salt mining complex run by the starving children of Africa.
It's so damn simple.
Niggersoft Announces GNAA/Hard
Misha Borovsky (AP) Moscow, Soviet Russia - Niggersoft chairman and CEO jesuitx today announced the private beta test of the first operating system suited towards the needs of today's gay niggers, GNAA/Hard. The OS is intended to grow at a faster rate of development and use, and be based on famous Marxist Richard Stallman's OS, GNU/Hurd.
"Hard represents so much in the OS world", said GNAA President and Niggersoft Board-member timecop." Our private beta now loads the system BIOS, then displays "Hello World" in rainbow colors. Our codebase at this point is now roughly 500% more mature than GNU/Hurd."
When asked why he felt a microkernel was the best choice for the future of the OS, GNAA ohsix simply stated, "no u r". It is the belief of this journalist that ohsix was trying to point out the major flaws of pure monolithic kernel structure, as seen in Operating Systems like Linux, which are known for poor security and an utter lack of intuitive use or overall quality.
GNAA member JacksonBrown told reporters, "Hard is going to be the best OS available by Q2 2014. Unfortunately, we are not planning a public beta until Summer of 2010, as our purely microkernel based structure will require around 30 Gibibytes of RAM to run the base servers and daemons. However, if Moore's law continues to apply, any Alienware based system will do."
It is rumored that Hard received it's name due to the similarity to GNU/Hurd, and to represent the rigidity of the massive niggers' cocks that are developing the OS.
About GNU
GNU, founded by Richard Stallman, which stands for "GNU's Not Usable", is a famous software freedom advocacy group, and has released such great products as GCC, which boasts the worlds only -O2 optimization that breaks perfect C++.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc
Michael Sims Fired, Joins GNAA to Troll Slashdot Full Time
FREMONT, CA (TECHNEWS) - After a heated debate at Slashdot executive offices, editor Michael Sims was locked out of the building and departed in a tirade of lisping insults, vowing revenge immediately. This morning, industry sources revealed that Sims has joined the infamous trolling organization Gay Nigger Association of America with the intent of trolling Slashdot fulltime.
In a short phone interview with Technews, Sims asserted that he was calm but resolved on his course of action. "The Slashdot editors and I had a disagreement," he explained. "I did it all for the users, but they..." he drew the syllable out painfully, resting on a case full of Little League trophies and certificates of participation from transgendered dating services, "They just couldn't take my truth. They were -- babies, just babies, oh, the horror, the abomination," he said, before being led away by three white-clad male nurses.
According to Harvard Psychology Professor Arnold Rothstahlberg, "trolling" is an internet phenomenon where dissenting users disrupt a site by flooding it with absurd or paradoxical information. "It satisfies the primal id," he said, chewing on a large, bulbous, phallic black cigar. "To justify themselves by forcing their enemies into hysterics. It's a compensatory mechanism much like getting back at the kids who beat you up in high school by installing Linux and using it to pingflood their XP boxes and Macs."
Slashdot editor CmdrTaco was reticent to comment. At an interview conducted in the crap-filled Ann Arbor bungalow he shares with his wife, to whom he proposed over Slashdot, he said, "Well, you know, Slashdot is just a web site. Michael should calm down about this. But if he doesn't, our corporate sponsors will sue him until he's giving $4 blowjobs on Haight Street."
From the GNAA corporate headquarters, a mysterious floating island off the coast of Newfoundland that few reporters have seen and even fewer have returned from with their sexual identities intact, GNAA "Head Programmer" timecop said he was glad to have Sims on hand. "From what I've seen of his postings on Slashdot," said timecop, "he's a total fag. Which is convenient as all our halfops need anal, and I can't handle the drama. That's what's worst about the net: the drama."
Sims has been involved in previous internet firefights, most notably the controversy over the censorware.org website in 2001. While Sims alleges that the site was his creation that was sabotaged by others, his coworkers disagree. Bennett Haselton, security consultant for the "Anarchy Anal" and "Chaos Cumshot" websites, said of Sims, "We set up this website, and left him the password. We have a disagreement, bam, the website goes down and someone raped my two-week-old Labrador puppy with an iPod."
Slashdot Editor CowboyNeal, who was entangled in a whale net after attempting to swim the English channel, spoke fondly of his former coworker. "Michael always brought a certain passion to the work, a passion that was easily ignited and led to many sweaty sessions in the corporate washroom," he said. "I'm not at all surprised he joined an organization of gay niggers. He always like something different and unique in his pasta salads."
Programmer Seth Finkelstein alleges that Sims is "totally unstable" and agreed readily to this interview. "Of course, I'm a disinterested observer," he said. "But anytime I see that closet psychopath and monkey nut-muncher stealing the spotlight from hardworking programmers like myself, I have to speak up, for the benefit of the people, of course," he said. Technews reporters were permitted to leave the premises only after making a PayPal donation to Finkelstein.
Mike Godwin of the EFF, who balances a career as privacy advocate with his hobby of making videos of teen swingers blowing goats, agreed. "I've never met another editor like Michael," he sai
GNAA declares boycott of all foods that make sperm taste bad
Washington, District of Columbia (USNS) - Gathered on the steps of the Justice Department, gay niggers worldwide announced their most ambitious ploy for political power to date, a boycott of all foods that make semen taste awful. GNAA president timecop led the rally with a pink megaphone, shouting over the noise of riot cops assembling in case the peaceful assembly turned violent.
"My friends," he lisped at the top of his lungs. "As America's - no, the world's - foremost consumers of sperm and without a doubt its greatest enjoyers and advocates, we plead - no, we demand - that these prostate poisons be eliminated from the modern diet." Around him, a surging throng of foamy devotees showed their approval with a shower of bodily fluids.
According to timecop, numerous studies prove that gay volunteers not only found that tobacco left a lingering moldy taste in semen, but that such commonplace items as coffee and multivitamin pills could make semen taste muddy and like insecticide, respectively. "These are intolerant, I mean, intolerable substances," timecop spluttered.
GNAA member DiKKy, on loan from NATO class dunce Norway, as if on cue dumped a 55 gallon drum of whipped semen into the Justice Department's Martin Luther King, Jr. meditative koi pond. As carp drowned in the sticky mucosal fluid, DiKKy took the microphone from a timecop overcome by emotion at the sacrifice of so much precious gay nigger seed. "Gummy bears make it taste like rubber cement - no, that's not a pun. And salmon, of course," said DiKKy, "which makes it taste oily. Oh, and here's a big no-no: asparagus. Yucky."
United Asparagus Growers President Ralph Gruntligel was interviewed by CBS' "60 Minutes," which, in trying to downplay its recent scandal over forging records to replace the lost forged records of a famous politician, has changed focus to such cutting edge topics as sitting room makeovers and loose candle wax.
"While we support every group who wishes to consume asparagus, and do not discriminate on the basis of age, sex, race, gender, sexual orientation, bondage role, condom use, ethnicity or major league baseball fan identification," Gruntligel said from a leather sofa in his Greenwich Village headquarters, "to indict a source of income for roughly one in 65,536 Americans that is ranked fifty-fourth among the world's most valuable vegetables, is not only a crime against asparagus, but a terrorist action against one of nature's most perfect foods and an important source of revenue for government and industry."
Back at the rally, timecop sniffed in response. "Like his ugly fat bitch of a wife will ever give him this kind of head," he said, demonstrating on Morgan Freeman, who happened to be passing on his way to testify before a Senate committee on racial discrimination in the color of fingernail clippers. "Desist -- cease, I say!" began Freeman, but then, in his characteristic basso profundo, began moaning rhythmically to the motion of gay nigger tongues.
Semen, the technical name for the fluid of male sexual emission which occurs at ejaculation, has a generally salty or sweet taste, depending on what the person responsible has consumed since his last ejaculation, said Dr. Ben Rodriguez-Silverstein. "It's entirely possible that these foods make semen taste disgusting," he said. "But unfortunately, most of them are necessary for survival."
He was immediately mobbed by gay niggers wielding placards reading "READ MY LIPS: NO RANCID SEMEN."
Contacted via phone, Robert Liebovitz, lead counsel for the Association of Confection Producers, said, "Can I get AIDS from this?"
Rodriguez-Silverstein, who was later spotted receiving $250,000 in small denomination bills smeared with a sticky, mushroom-smelling substance, announced that his lab was conducting independent tests using AOL Afghanistan employees to sample semen from every eth
And I'm sure the street value for social security numbers is really high too.
Obviously, some people seriously need to take a good hard look at the best digital security tool, that's been around since the beginning of computers: THE POWER SWITCH.
If computers nowadays were not always-on solutions (I'm sure 24/7 SS# databases in a university aren't a hot requirement) they would be less visible, and less prone to being destroyed by internet theives.
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Probably because your kids were gay, so they picked a role model who could go have sex with something that has four, or maybe five assholes. Wheaton's Faggoty Website is proof. -GNAA 4 LYFE-
LOL, GNAA 4 LYFE.
I find the article above very informative except for the humerous flaws and word play, but there is obviously some stupid comment I could make BUT AS A COURTASY I SAVED YOU THE TIME.
Since space is a common ground, like, it's above EVERYONE... militarizing it would be a bad idea... In fact, it's kind of hard for one section of the planet to control a 3 dimensional area without causing some sort of political issues, which we have enough one right now, and the last thing we need on top of that is someone 'finding' weapons of mass destruction floating over our heads.
Interesting concept, but I wonder how one would deal with the vibrations on this, data and moving parts never seems to work especially well.
Glad to see that Pixar is finally moving into something besides the little kids genre, I hope the same success that applies to Shiny Animated Kids's Charactors applies to this higher-age-range action film as well.
Right you are sir, the consumer of course has taken the idea that 'the customer is always right' to a level beyond reasonable. Sure, in order to have a successful business you have to make the client happy, but when the customer is going to take advantage of this and make stupid demands, or try and squeeze you down to your last penny, then the business is right to draw the line and say 'That's It'. A business has to remain profitable to exist, so if you are going to come in and try to tell the guy you can get it for less somewhere else, and he can't sell it for less profitably, then hey, go somewhere else. This return-blacklisting is a valuable tool to businesses to protect from what is known as 'Shrink', where money is lost in the return process because of damages or depreciation, or in the labor required to return it to it's place of origion. So the businesses will do this to protect themselves, and sure, the consumer is going to complain because they're not going to be able to get away with things any more. There are certainly a few legitimate customers, lets say you buy a bunch of clothes, and now your house burns down, and you don't need them anymore, so you return them, but people who would buy 5 shirts in different colors to go home and see which one works best with their outfit and return 4 others waste's the company's time and money.
I know I'm excited to see how this is going to turn out, glad I got satellite tv! .________________________________________________.
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Happy 9/11 From The GNAA Happy 9/11 From The GNAA Gnaa, Nigeria We at the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) would like to wish you seasons greetings on this most glorious day. As we reach the third anniversary of the momentous destruction of two large ugly buildings by the highly trained agents of mossad (Israels notorious anti-gentile secret service), and the war against sandniggers everywhere that ensued, we have entered into what is widely recognised as a golden age of trolling. This could not have been possible without the assistance of YOU! Without the glorious genocidal activites of hooknosed Jews, the gulliblity of pinko Slashbots soaking up whatever Michael Moore shits out, the whining of eurotrash clinging to the tattered remnants of Socialism, and of course, without the poorly washed Muslims who, as we speak, continue their holy and righteous Jihad against the evils of the Israeli Bus Service. Without these people, without you people, our jobs would be so much more taxing, and far less rewarding. As your family gathers around the Osama Tree to exchange your gifts of toy Boeings and charred Firemen, we at the GNAA hope that you can all get together in celebration. To pass down your memories of the shock, awe, and arousal you felt. To recall your joy as your anti-Bush FUD was modded to +5, insightful. To remember your hilarious puns at the size of John Kerry's chin, and how they earned you +o in #politics. To giggle girlishly at how your crippling zergrush wowed all who viewed your rancidly coloured MIDI infested xanga blog. But most importantly of all. The GNAA would also like to issue our fondest desire for world peace. And hold firm in our resolve that the bloodshed can only be resolved through the pacifying and unifying acts of male-on-male sodomy and fellatio, and through a peaceful male-only world. Can the leaders of the world put aside their differences once and for all and love their fellow man? Can we swap our rusty kalashnikovs for a warm meaty dong? Our explosive belts for exploding rectums? We can only hope. Happy Holidays! From The Gay Nigger Association of America About WTC The World Trade Center (WTC) was built in the 1960's by well-known drug-addicted architect Guy Niguere. On massive levels of barbiturates at the time, Niguere made many mistakes in the design of the building, but structurally and stylistically. This led to the towers easy destruction by the Israeli. About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS. Are you GAY? Are you a NIGGER? Are you a GAY NIGGER? If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for! Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps! First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent. Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website. Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership. Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE. If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an ir
So you can carry it around the house, right, Apple better start selling 50 foot extension cords and wrist-mounted keyboards if they are going to tout that as a feature.... or, wait a minute, haven't portable computers already been in existance for over 30 years ?
What doesn't cause a DoS attack now adays? If DOS still stood for Disk Operating System, and we all used that, we'd be safe.
Bicycles suck, Bush needs to support the segway. And the gnaa.
GNAA claims responsibility for Momfuck virus.
By Horatio Brunswick
New York, NY - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) The GNAA today claimed responsibility for the release of the devastating trojan Momfuck.1o1, which has caused an estimated 486 billion dollars US in lost productivity and unread penis enlargement offers.
In a drastic escalation of their widely criticized christmas island bombing campaign which has killed thousands of defenceless CI natives, the GNAA made vague threats last week in a "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website. In the post (not published here due to profanity and ascii nudity) the GNAA threatened the "Destruction of all internet" if net martyr http://www.goatse.cx was not immediately reinstated. Initally dismissed by self proclaimed security experts Cowboykneel and Linux Toreballs as a childish lark, the world was totally unprepared for the storm to come.
Momfuck.lol exploits three vulnerabilities within Linux's UPnP implementation: a remotely exploitable buffer overflow that allows an attacker gain SYSTEM level access to any default installation of Linux, a Denial of Service (DoS) attack, and a Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) attack. Within hours of release, every backbone in the country had become infected with the virus, bringing the internet to a crashing halt. The DHS announced an orange alert when the virus spread to even such such remote non-countries as Canada and England, becomming a worldwide computer epidemic. The sequence of events that followed was devastating. ATMs in several states began routing funds from caucasian bank accounts into a GNAA controlled cayman islands account. Traffic lights in all major metropolitan areas malfunctioned, displaying pink rather than the standard red yellow and green configuration, causing unprecedented accidents and traffic delays. Radio stations ceased transmitting their standard programming and began a round the clock broadcast of a bootleg of the Village People's "YMCA" which was altered to "GNAA." Perhaps most horrifyingly, The FOX network's LOL sunday programming lineup was interrupted, and replaced by a graphic video of two men having anal sex, backed by the lyrics "Boom I got your boyfriend".
The FBI has fallen under heavy criticism for their failure to respond to the threat of the GNAA. The general public seems uwilling to accept their claims that the post was below their current threshold. The FBI's top cyber-security unit warned consumers and corporations Friday night to take new steps beyond those recommended by SCO Corp. to protect against hackers who might try to attack major flaws discovered in the newest version of Linux software, or to get a life, faggots. FBI Department head John Asscrotch is expected to resign in disgrace shortly.
What follows is a transcript of an actual internet relay chat conversation, with two individuals who seem to have been infected by momfuck.lol. It is my hope that this will help computer users to recognize and avoid the virus if encountered.
* Now talking in #eurotekken
* Topic is 'http://www.tekkenzaibatsu.com/forums/showthread.p hp?s=&postid=1527925#post1527925 : everyone give your 0.00c'
* Set by SirCane on Tue Apr 06 15:57:26
<l0de> "Mom, I can't sleep would you mind if I get in bed with you?
<l0de> I have virus!
<l0de> She was wearing a baby doll semi-see through nightie, and was embarrassed to let me in bed with her.
<subt-L> haha.. this is a fucking crazy virus..
<l0de> I can't type this fast!
<l0de> However she remembered how I had let her sleep with me when she needed to.
<l0de> Oh my god.
<l0de> "Sure John, it's a big bed," she said in an uncertain tone.
<l0de> "Mom, would you mind if I snuggle a little with you.
<l0de> I just feel kind of sad tonight, I need you close to me."