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  1. Wonder what happens... on Home Stereo Equipment With Online Music Purchasing · · Score: 1

    when the box craps out and you lose all your saved songs you didn't burn to the mini-disk? And I can see it now.... "You seem to like Britteny Spears songs, so I took the liberty of purchasing her entire new album for you" :-)

  2. Re:What about the rest of us... on Wireless Hacks · · Score: 1
    it has become easier and easier for even the most budget-minded geeks to afford wireless gear for their homes, offices, and neighborhoods.


    Dunno about everything else, but that tinfoil hat and a can of pringles will help with your office and neighborhood wireless hacking, as this article explains.

  3. no no no on Supreme Court Will Hear Pledge of Allegiance Case · · Score: 1
    ...the inclusion of the phrase 'under God' in the pledge..

    It's Zod. Seriously though, why can't we just change the pledge to keep up with the times? Maybe instead something like, "one nation, mindlessly consuming, with liberty and SUVs for all"?

  4. More commenly known as... on Suing Your Customers: Winning Business Strategy? · · Score: 5, Funny
    ....about the RIAA strategy of suing its customers....

    I think this is more commonly known as an "exit strategy" in the business world.

  5. Re:What will they do when we're gone? on Man Vs Machine In Chess - Who Is Winning? · · Score: 1
    Anyone else think that once machines take over the Earth, all they will do is play chess against each other?

    It would be rather ironic if they have already won and turned us into batteries, in which case we are just part of a computer simulation in which we think we are creating smart computers (yes I am impatiently waiting for the 3rd matrix movie dammit).

  6. Only problem being on Could Isaac Newton Get a Faculty Job? · · Score: 5, Funny
    Could Isaac Newton get a faculty job, or is modern society too intolerant of eccentricity?

    Eccentricity is ok, its the whole dead thing that might make it hard for him to get hired. Then again, with some of the braindead teachers I have had in the past, maybe not.

    What do you mean you haven't published anything in over 300 years??

  7. Finally.... on G5s Start Shipping · · Score: 4, Funny

    a good reason to go out and get a job instead of posting here all day.

  8. How about... on Ask a Music Producer/Publicist About Filesharing and the RIAA · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Do you feel threatened by a technology that would allow artists to sell their music directly to consumers and potentially make your job and many other such jobs obsolete, saving said consumers quite a bit of $$$ as well as paying said artists quite a bit of extra $$$ and allowing these artists to retain full rights to their own creations?

  9. This is great! on Palm Reveals New Name · · Score: 4, Funny

    PalmOne's ticker symbol will change from the current PALM to PLMO.
    Dibbs on the PALM stock symbol so I can unload millions of shares of my fly-by-night IPO on the uneducated masses!

  10. Re:Miss Russell, on Ask the 'Geek Candidate' for California Governor · · Score: 1

    How could a Californian go wrong voting for a candidate selling campaign thongs on their website? Go Georgy!

  11. Twin Chimeras on Chimera Twins Story · · Score: 4, Funny

    Am I the only one who read the title and thought, "Finally! All this messing with genes has produced something useful, a fire-breathing Chimera with a lion's head and a goat's body"? On a more serious note, the nature article in a similiar vein is here.

  12. Shouldn't be a problem on Lobbyists Urge South Australia To Drop Open Source Bill · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Luckily the software that tallies the votes is closed source, so the outcome should be the way the ISC wants anyway.

  13. Does the article explain "THE NEED"? on The Science of the Matrix · · Score: 2, Funny

    By "THE NEED", I mean every geek's need to explain everything and make sure nothing in the movie violates any of the known laws of physics, rather than just enjoying a movie?

  14. wordprocessor needed on Anger as a Software Design Philosophy · · Score: 1

    Now if we can get a word processor that displays naughty pictures and makes sex noises while you work, we would have something. How long before we have feckfeck to perl/php/etc translators available, so we can always program in this language?

  15. Re:Fills a non-need with a nifty non-solution on LCD Screens Double as Speakers · · Score: 1

    Yes, but the look on your roomy/spouse/sig. others face when the computer monitor starts speaking to them can't be measured in usefullness or dollar value alone.

  16. What a great job on Creative SoundBlaster Audigy 2 Reviewed · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much the person gets paid who comes up with funky product names like "Audigy"? What exactly is it, Audio+Prodigy=Audigy??

  17. Re:A surface spot of the pulsar is beachball size. on Resolving Beachballs in the Crab Nebula · · Score: 1
    Light travels across 12 inches in one nanosecond.
    Excelent!
    I knew imperial measurements wern't arbertary at all!

    Except you forget that light travels exactly one meter in (newly invented, by me) one metric second. It sure is a good thing that seconds aren't arbitrary eh? ;-)

  18. Re:Observations on The Universe May Be Shaped Like a Doughnut · · Score: 1

    Exactly what I was thinking, boy are we going to feel stupid when we launch a ship to check out what looks like a habitable star, only to arrive back here. Suddenly the plot from the original "Planet of the Apes" makes more sense however.

  19. Re:Yes, it's legal on Circuit Court Okays Vote Swapping Site · · Score: 1

    Basically what the electoral college means is some people's votes are worth more than other people's votes. Why should someone else's vote count more or less than mine?

  20. Re:How long on RFID: The New Big Brother ? · · Score: 2
    How long can it take until we geeks can buy a little scanner to locate and read those chips? Possibly find various geeky uses for them?

    Oh my, the lady next to me in the train is wearing hot pink underclothes from Walmart, while her friend in the dress appears to be wearing none at all (sounds of loose change falling to the floor).

  21. Re:Yikes on RFID: The New Big Brother ? · · Score: 2
    for it is the number of a person and it's number is 666

    I wonder which lucky bastard here on slashdot is ID number 666 (is it possible to search by id number)?

  22. Re:So.. on Internet Taxation May Be Imminent · · Score: 2
    Alright, I'll call you on this one -- how does the government tax saving?

    If I put my hard earned money (after taxes) into a savings account, I am taxed on the interest. My favorite however is when I get a refund, and the IRS asks me how much I got back the next year, and I am taxed on that. WTF? Time for a flat tax, just imagine how much money would be saved by getting rid of the IRS. Tax all purchases on some kind of sliding scale (food is low, yachts are high). No more tax forms, all money (including drug money) gets taxed. And *gasp* if you save your money, you aren't taxed on it!

  23. Re:Text from main page on Linux-Based Bar-Monkey · · Score: 2
    The Bar Monkey
    Designed and Implemented by Steven Avery, Dustin Cooper, and Brad Greer
    of Harvey Mudd College

    Wait, this wasn't someone's graduate project was it???

  24. Re:Just do what I do on MPEG 4, Windows Media 9 At War · · Score: 2
    When I want to listen to music, I stick a CD disc into my 6 disc changer and relax, again, on the couch while reading the newspaper or something.

    The only problem with this is I would have to listen to the 5 crappy songs to hear the one decent song on each CD (bought way before you could easily preview a CD before buying). I would much rather burn all my CDs to the trusty ol' harddrive and pick the play list *I* want to hear, in the order I want to hear it in, without songs I don't want to hear. Not to mention now I don't have to hunt down 6 (or more) specific CDs to hear the music I want to hear.

  25. Re:Neo Project on X-Box Private Key Challenge Ended · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    It's Neo Project, not New Project... How can you get it right is one part of the post and not another?

    Well you see there is this thing called proof reading...

    ;-)