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In other news, the SEC has expelled embedded journalists from Wall Street for reporting new that has endagered the jobs of Wall Street insiders. bbspot.com

And mine are on the street if they learn PHP at any point...

Some high schools would agree with you. :)

("B-but Dad! It's not mine! Denny brought it over on his Red Hat Distribution! And I didn't use it... he just installed it...")

Also, you didn't happen to aquire the IP rights on Evil(TM) as well, did you? If so, what are your licencing fees for that one? I don't want to get sued over here.

I'm assuming you didn't know about Microsoft's purchase of evil. I highly doubt they would sell it to SCO, but they might license.

Ooh, something just occured to me. What would MS Evil (TM) after Microsoft "embraced and extended" it?

bbspot had a pretty good fool's day material involving peter jackson. check it out

Peter Jackson is adding a new character to RoTK

If you don't beleive it, click here.

Peter Jackson is adding a new character to RoTK

If you don't beleive it, click here.

I believe the real cause of the delay of return of the king is because of this:
A NEW CHARACTER

If you don't beleive it, click here.

I believe the real cause of the delay of return of the king is because of this:
A NEW CHARACTER

If you don't beleive it, click here.

Look at The Onion! They are also pulling a "all news are bogus" day. Man, where am I supposed to get informed today then?

I guess I'll have to rely on good old trusted news from fark or bbspot.

Linux Developer Gets Laid

Since /. has been /.'ed today, bbspot has posted a couple mirrors of all of todays headlines here Mirror 1 and Mirror 2

Since /. has been /.'ed today, bbspot has posted a couple mirrors of all of todays headlines here Mirror 1 and Mirror 2

In suprise news today, it seems Peter Jackson himself liked the idea, and will be including Jar-Jar in a special feature on the DVD! Wow!

In suprise news today, it seems Peter Jackson himself liked the idea, and will be including Jar-Jar in a special feature on the DVD! Wow!

In suprise news today, it seems Peter Jackson himself liked the idea, and will be including Jar-Jar in a special feature on the DVD! Wow!

Everybody could just save the time and instead of reading Slashdot today, just go to this page and read 10 or so "articles". Works the same...

My favorite satire site:

BBSpot

later,
ajay

Don't think so...

Here is a more scientific study about why Linux is the best os out there.

Number of Linux Distributions Surpasses Number of Users

Next time you cut-and-paste, how about giving BBspot credit?

TheFrood

If it'll make you happy.

I think that this article answers the greatest moral question of our age, are we raising a generation of porn slackers?

...of the Radeon 9500 ASC which enhances ASCII gaming for serious nethackers.

So no ascii version of this card yet? What are they waiting for?

I'm browsing slashdot using Telix and the refresh rate is really bad with the 9500ASC.

AOL user shocked! "I received a personal message that was not trying to sell me anything! I didn't know this kind of thing existed!"
AOL engineers responded that this anomaly occasionally happens about every 0.264% of regular mail sent. . . .

Ah it is just another crappy Matrix Rip-off

Old Joke... Look at it here at BBSpot... AT&T Offers Instant Messenging Hehe.

...after these hidden messages.

Agreed, especially since there is finally hardware ASCII acceleration available if you use ATI's new Radeon 9500 ASC. =)

Follow up question: if you were to write a similar article based on one of the recent or upcoming movie superheroes (Hulk, Daredevil, Spiderman, X-Men, etc.), who would it be?

Mine too, so I'm gonna upgrade to the 9500 ASC

Preview of 9500 ASC

ATI's new 9700 pushes the limits of ASCII gaming

This does not bode well for the new character being introduced in The Return of the King who is also digitally generated.

I have a Fujitsu P-2110, purchased new directly from Fujitsu 6 months ago, and actually it does have a Firewire port. The tech specs for the newer model, the P-2120, confirm this.

My wife and I are very happy with our P, the lightness combined with the Wi-fi add so much freedom to our computing, and it's got an amazing LCD, a great optical drive. Our model isn't especially fast, but the P-2120 is supposedly quite a bit faster, with a higher clock speed Crusoe and a Radeon versus our Rage video chipset.

If you do want to look into the P series, there is a linux forum at leog.net that should be helpful. They also have a for sale forum where you might be able to find a P-2120 cheap. I've also seen them on Ebay.

However, I do think that if you buy a used Windows system, you're still paying the "Windows Tax", albeit a bit further removed. Honestly, I think if you buy a Mac you're also paying a "software tax", but at least it's not to Microsoft.

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but they have. See Details

hmm.
Looks an awful lot like just another matrix rip-off, no?

No problem there. Microsoft bought evil from Satan remember?

Sure they'll talk about MMORPGs but will they ever address the long term effects of potions of healing? I heard theycause liver damage.

Looks like someone is already working on instant messaging version of it.

Already been done.

I mean, they don't even NEED Carson Daly himself. They just bought his brain on eBay.

Although the real reason is more likely to be because people were actually believing that the fake stories were true.

If that's the case, perhaps Slashdot should cast a very critical eye on the bbspot slashdot random story generator.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." --Robert Hanlon ("Hanlon's Razor")

Microsoft picked up Malice as a subsidiary when they acquired Evil a couple of years ago.

According to this article, AT&T have devised a technology that won't even tie up your Linux box. I am having one hell of a time keeping pace with the latest innovations.

Sure companies need insurance against hrackers but many hackers spend so much time on the websites they cracl that they should get insurance too.

img src="http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/20 03/01/os_quiz/palm.jpg" width="300" height="90"

Maybe "mostly sucks" was a little harsh, but the stories now don't make me laugh out loud like they once did. The recent story on BBSpot about Saddam Actually Just Doing Research for a Book on Weapons of Mass Destruction was brilliant and reminds me of what The Onion used to be like.

The bbspot released an article about Microsoft's CDS initiative (cant do sh*t)... which i thought was pretty funny.. but seems to be coming true ;)

MS CDS initiative from BBspot

Something about this story rang some bells in what is left of my mind, and I did a bit of digging. Here's another one.

Something about this story rang some bells in what is left of my mind, and I did a bit of digging. Here's another one.