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Thanks to growing up with a c64, I personally can't get off to tits that don't look like legos.

You ya go...

http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/series1.html

http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/series2.html

http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/series3.html

Thanks to growing up with a c64, I personally can't get off to tits that don't look like legos.

You ya go...

http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/series1.html

http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/series2.html

http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/series3.html

Thanks to growing up with a c64, I personally can't get off to tits that don't look like legos.

You ya go...

http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/series1.html

http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/series2.html

http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/series3.html

[stick figures] They got both Female AND male ones!

Don't laugh, there's also Lego porn. (Hmmm. My Lego set never had that long part.)

Lego sex.

http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/series1.html

As much as I don't want ten replies with links to anatomical Lego designs

Well, let me be the first to link to the brick testament. (NSFW). Bible. Porn. Legos. What else do you need?

For those who want to see some even less SFW lego porn (I mean who wouldn't?), check out drew.corrupt.net.

These are the best pics of legos 'in action' I've ever seen:
http://drew.corrupt.net/bp/series1.html

Freakin hilarious - seriously, who has the time to set these up and take these pics?!

http://drew.corrupt.net/bp

the lego porn? http://drew.corrupt.net/bp/

Well, the Lego kits for it are already out:

http://drew.corrupt.net/bp/series1.html

The Brick Testament is the Bible enacted all out of Legos, and if religion isn't your thing there's always Lego Porn.

yup.

The cult recently opened one of their "temples" in California (of course). They have many local churches.

Like the Scientologists who have their "e-meter", these lego freaks have their or psuedo-technological props. They even have an mystic Oracle that you can ask questions on the internet. And just like the leader of the Scientologists, their leaders aspire to be JRR Tolkien. Not only that, these foul fiends have the temerity to rewrite the Bible.

And they are Holocaust revisionists, too boot

1. Exhibit A - one of their foul leaders proudly displays their trumped up "evidence"
2. Exhibit B
3. Exhibit C
4. Exhibit D
5. Exhibit E
6. Exhibit F

They worship strange, vile gods. And are building machines to take over the world.

Does this mean they'll be featuring lego pr0nz??

The domain may be available, but the idea has been done.

Domo-kun is a children's TV show character. The joke doesn't have anything to do with "fanboy," but rather with this well-known mangling of this image (safe for work).

The author of the article calls himself an "adult fan of LEGO". Well, I'm a fan of adult LEGO!

The patent system may be broken, but I don't really see how this would be an indication of it.

At least to me, this is not an obvious idea.

Unless of course, you have a Japanese sense of imagination. I'd trust the people who invented Domo-kun , Vending machines for 'used' underwear and heated, self-deodorizing toilets to come up with just about anything.

Then there'd at least be something interesting to watch!!!

First was the 9 month old article on diamonds and now (wow) someone has made something cool with legos!!! C'mon, the whole lego/movie thing hit it's height when those guys did Monty Python's Holy Grail in legos. Heck, they even have lego PORN: Lego Porn

I suppose everyone already knows about this.

Saturday night ... 1:32am ...
You guys go look at LEGOs ... I'll go back to looking at porn.

Might I be able to interest you in some LEGO pr0n?

...like this?

As in Lego^wBlock Structure Porn?

What do you mean no Domo-kun?

At least they don't have a Hello Kitty version. Seems there's a Hello Kitty Everything.

The cult recently opened one of their "temples" in California (of course). They have many local churches.

Like the Scientologists who have their "e-meter", these lego freaks have their or psuedo-technological props. They even have an mystic Oracle that you can ask questions on the internet. And just like the leader of the Scientologists, their leaders aspire to be JRR Tolkien. Not only that, these foul fiends have the temerity to rewrite the Bible.

And they are Holocaust revisionists, too boot

1. Exhibit A - one of their foul leaders proudly displays their trumped up "evidence"
2. Exhibit B
3. Exhibit C
4. Exhibit D
5. Exhibit E
6. Exhibit F

They worship strange, vile gods. And are building machines to take over the world.

Screw art, we need more Lego Porn.

The cult recently opened one of their "temples" in California (of course). They have many local churches.

Like the Scientologists who have their "e-meter", these lego freaks have their or psuedo-technological props. They even have an mystic Oracle that you can ask questions on the internet. And just like the leader of the Scientologists, their leaders aspire to be JRR Tolkien. Not only that, these foul fiends have the temerity to rewrite the Bible.

And they are Holocaust revisionists, too boot

1. Exhibit A - one of their foul leaders proudly displays their trumped up "evidence"
2. Exhibit B
3. Exhibit C
4. Exhibit D
5. Exhibit E
6. Exhibit F

They worship strange, vile gods. And are building machines to take over the world.

http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/series1.html

The first PC I assembled myself was an 8086. After getting hold of all the pieces I needed, I accidentally plugged the motherboard power in back-to-front. When I switched it on, it was unusually quiet (funnily enough) and smoke started pouring out the case openings. You learn pretty quickly not to to those kinda things.

WHERE WERE THE LEGO MEN THEN, HUH? .. probably off shooting movies (:

The following links are a necessity when a lego story is posted on /.

brick testament
lego pr0n :)

fucking legos

not quite as funny as this

*ducks and runs*

No genitalia?!

Or an even less serious one: Lego Porn!

Sounds like a feature for LEGO^H^H^H^H Block Structure Porn

Tim

Lego Porn...

http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/series1.html

Pretty soon all those lego servers will be serving this.

That was one of the most moving parts of the film, it showed that the "soldiers" of the war were often little more than kids, away from home and afraid. I hope you're not trying to get a +Funny by making light of it...
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LEGO PORN!@


You HYPOCRITE! First you condemn me for "making light" of a violent scene in a movie while participating in a discussion of a FPS video game, then you have the nerve to advertise Lego pornography!

Don't you realize that through your thoughtless words, you are legitimizing the objectification of Lego? Not only are older Lego sets being victimized, but tragically, innocent Duplo sets have been increasingly assaulted. These are preschool blocks we're talking about here, people! How long can we let this go on?

Remember, the Duplos of today are the Legos and Mindstorms of tomorrow. If they're assembled in disgusting and perverted ways now, how will they ever fully fit into Lego society (and bigger sets) later in life?

Perhaps Legos and Duplos can fit together, you pervert, but that doesn't make it right. Decent Slashdotters everywhere must act, and act now! Protect our preschool blocks from abuse! STOP DUPLOITATION!

And don't even get me started on Tinkertoys.

That was one of the most moving parts of the film, it showed that the "soldiers" of the war were often little more than kids, away from home and afraid. I hope you're not trying to get a +Funny by making light of it...
--
LEGO PORN!@


You HYPOCRITE! First you condemn me for "making light" of a violent scene in a movie while participating in a discussion of a FPS video game, then you have the nerve to advertise Lego pornography!

Don't you realize that through your thoughtless words, you are legitimizing the objectification of Lego? Not only are older Lego sets being victimized, but tragically, innocent Duplo sets have been increasingly assaulted. These are preschool blocks we're talking about here, people! How long can we let this go on?

Remember, the Duplos of today are the Legos and Mindstorms of tomorrow. If they're assembled in disgusting and perverted ways now, how will they ever fully fit into Lego society (and bigger sets) later in life?

Perhaps Legos and Duplos can fit together, you pervert, but that doesn't make it right. Decent Slashdotters everywhere must act, and act now! Protect our preschool blocks from abuse! STOP DUPLOITATION!

And don't even get me started on Tinkertoys.

Somebody's a step ahead of you.

Check out the register story or just use google. Or, better yet, go to Drew's lego porn page. Somehow, I don't think my set was missing a few pieces...

I read TBG before Neverness; fortunately, I read the two a few years apart so that TBG didn't ruin Neverness for me. Both are very good. I haven't finished the series yet; they're hard books to find.

Other SF authors in the same vein, writing literate SF, are the aforementioned Ia in Banks (make sure you consider this website), the well-known Ste phen R. Donaldson and Dan Simmons (in particular his Hyperion series). Iain Banks writes non-genre fiction as Iain M. Banks and is hugely popular in the UK. Donaldson, lambasted and praised for his Unbeliever Chronicles, also wrote The Gap Series, a dark DF space opera based on the Ring Cycle. Simmons writes a lot of horror and other dark fiction.

Another author in the vein is Steven Brust (whose Taltos series is his masterwork), as well as the other members of his writing circle, the Pre-Joycean Fellowship, including Emma Bull.

Another fine but relatively obscure author is the powerful writer George Alec Effinger. Lordy lordy, is this man good. If I'm not mistaken, he's also worked on comix with Neil Gaiman and wrote for the supercool SF cartoon Galaxy Rangers, along with another great author, Tom De Haven.

More old-school authors who wrote very post-modern SF include the amazing Avram Davidson (check out the great Treasury) who wrote primarily short stories, and the odd and great Polish author Stanislaw Lem (whose career began in 1951 and continues to this day). Starting from Lem, you get into the great European (including S. America) "fantastic philosophers" Borges and Calvino. And if you like them, then you're sure to like Pynchon, and so on to David Foster Wallace and Don DeLillo, who all write SF-tinged fiction.

And the list goes on.

Posted by Shub-Niggurauth:

First, the people that say vinyl is superior to CD are mostly nostalgists who like the "warm" analog distortion, which usually is not intended by the artist.

MP3 is does not usually have the highest fidelity as you said, but it is extremely convenient. I know people that encode mp3s from their own CDs so that they can play them in a big shuffle off of their desktop. It's also easier to mail or FTP mp3s than it is to mail CDs.

It certainly beats tapes, and they are of great value to tape traders. I know someone said that that's "for kids," but in actuality, there are a lot of serious music fans that like to trade MP3s.

I don't think that MP3 is going to revolutionize the record industry by replacing CDs, but it will co-opt radio and MTV, thereby causing some trouble for the big five. Having another source of free music around will shake things up, especially when there is no restriction on the kind of music offered by this new source. That's the real danger to the big five.

Also, another way big record companies will be hit is that one-hit wonders won't do so well. There are millions of idiots that'll buy a whole album for one catchy song. Now, someone is bound to encode it and post it somewhere.


--end of Completely Relevant stuff---

Here's some MP3's of my stuff, if you're interested (yeah! Take that record corporations! heh, heh):

"Important Metal": Carpal MP3s

Wacky Cult Music: Cult .45

A more serious project:
Inverted Silence

-Jim

Posted by Shub-Niggurauth:

First, the people that say vinyl is superior to CD are mostly nostalgists who like the "warm" analog distortion, which usually is not intended by the artist.

MP3 is does not usually have the highest fidelity as you said, but it is extremely convenient. I know people that encode mp3s from their own CDs so that they can play them in a big shuffle off of their desktop. It's also easier to mail or FTP mp3s than it is to mail CDs.

It certainly beats tapes, and they are of great value to tape traders. I know someone said that that's "for kids," but in actuality, there are a lot of serious music fans that like to trade MP3s.

I don't think that MP3 is going to revolutionize the record industry by replacing CDs, but it will co-opt radio and MTV, thereby causing some trouble for the big five. Having another source of free music around will shake things up, especially when there is no restriction on the kind of music offered by this new source. That's the real danger to the big five.

Also, another way big record companies will be hit is that one-hit wonders won't do so well. There are millions of idiots that'll buy a whole album for one catchy song. Now, someone is bound to encode it and post it somewhere.


--end of Completely Relevant stuff---

Here's some MP3's of my stuff, if you're interested (yeah! Take that record corporations! heh, heh):

"Important Metal": Carpal MP3s

Wacky Cult Music: Cult .45

A more serious project:
Inverted Silence

-Jim

Posted by Shub-Niggurauth:

First, the people that say vinyl is superior to CD are mostly nostalgists who like the "warm" analog distortion, which usually is not intended by the artist.

MP3 is does not usually have the highest fidelity as you said, but it is extremely convenient. I know people that encode mp3s from their own CDs so that they can play them in a big shuffle off of their desktop. It's also easier to mail or FTP mp3s than it is to mail CDs.

It certainly beats tapes, and they are of great value to tape traders. I know someone said that that's "for kids," but in actuality, there are a lot of serious music fans that like to trade MP3s.

I don't think that MP3 is going to revolutionize the record industry by replacing CDs, but it will co-opt radio and MTV, thereby causing some trouble for the big five. Having another source of free music around will shake things up, especially when there is no restriction on the kind of music offered by this new source. That's the real danger to the big five.

Also, another way big record companies will be hit is that one-hit wonders won't do so well. There are millions of idiots that'll buy a whole album for one catchy song. Now, someone is bound to encode it and post it somewhere.


--end of Completely Relevant stuff---

Here's some MP3's of my stuff, if you're interested (yeah! Take that record corporations! heh, heh):

"Important Metal": Carpal MP3s

Wacky Cult Music: Cult .45

A more serious project:
Inverted Silence

-Jim