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Re:Does it even make sense to do GUSPAZ FUCKS ASS
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* F U C K E R * F E L C H E S * A N U S ! ! ! ! *Hey, you little overzealous weirdo. You might want to check out those English schools so you can learn how to spell ridiculous. You and your little microcosm specific view on life are obnoxious, stupid and largely irrelevant. Nothing you say here is general case. It is unilaterally centric to you. You are the most self centered ignorant sheltered person and you perpetuate garbage here. Your posts are a testament to your moronic self centric view on the world, you talk about everything in reference to Canada, Québec, Canadian dollars - you name it. It is annoying. Please review what you post here before posting it for you own sake. Anyone with a brain has a field day laughing at the detritus and cruft you leave behind. And one can tell beyond a doubt you are not technical in any serious way or programmatically inclined. Most likely you are living at home with your parents, or a subsidized existence, you like cheap things over good things because you can not afford good things; you are a gamer and a user. You are neither a progenitor of new and useful code nor a creator of useful things. You are on the bottom rung to the computing public and it is painfully apparent. Hi, Guspaz! Before you shit on American advancement, you might want to spell "congratulate" and "achievement" correctly. Looks like McGill passed you up this time around. And after McGill, not many schools left to go to. Nice job, sweet try. Now go back to being a good little socialist and watch some TV telling you how good Trudeau Castreaux is and sell some more nuclear reactor parts to countries seeking to obtain WMD. And I like your F-18's you guys use in your Air Force. Wow, you've shown your ability to copy and paste text from a website. You American's must be such an advanced country to have mastered this difficult art! I congradulate you on your technological acheivment.
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Re:In other news
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Re: Am I supposed to be outraged?
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Re:Mentally unstable people run the government.
Prepare to be modded down for this insolent comment, FOOL.
Here's some nonworking goatse link to drill home the point. -
ICOs for everything
Remember, even Goatse has an ICO.
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Even Goatse has a coin
That tells you how big the bubble has become
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Whippersnappers...
I was online back in the days when we had usenet, mailing lists and gopher, and we liked it.
That said, it was was a place for IT, it was never a place for kids.
We shared porn, we sent newbies to http://goatse.cx/ we told people to RTFM and the virtual world was ours.
So bring your corporations, bring your families, bring your children. But remember this is our domain, we were here long before you and we'll be here until the end.
If you drag your parents, your spouses and your children into the red light district, you all deserve everything you see. Don't come bitching to us because we just don't give a shit.
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Even Goatse is in the blockchain.
That's how you know it's a stretched market
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Re:Well, no, not generally
Quick! Soothe their eyes! Cutest Disney Animals evaaaaa! Click NOOOW! CLICK NOOOWWW!.
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Here's another article about this
Just check this site.
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Blockchains, AIs and Apps.
Now coming to an ICO near you.
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Money needs to be tamed
All the money going into the greed machine that is cryptocurrency and ICOs need to be spent on creating real jobs and supporting the real economy. Mining hardware needs to be seized and graphics cards need to be given back to gamers. Even Goatse has a coin now.
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Austistic Manchild Dweebs
Assripper ripping your ass mining Goatsecoins
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Time to get out of the coin market
Even Goatse has a coin now.
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Another day another coin
Even Goatse has a coin
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Re:mod d0wn
sorry, forgot to post the goat sex link.
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Re:Seems reasonable. GUSPAZ FUCKS ASS !I knew you were a cock sucking faggot!
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Re: i wanna cry
After watching this video, you will cheer up
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Re: Predictable outcome (only in windows?)
There is a Linux-based detection tool available here.
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Close up cameo of a SV CEO
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Re:HI there
For all Internet newbies, General's Oats and Entertainment is a great site to visit on Internet Etiquette.
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Re: slashdotted
Fortunately, there is a mirror with plenty of bandwidth.
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Re:I don't believe this
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Re:Maybe Ring?
You're talking about the One Ring to Rule Them All, aren't you?
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Goatse cream
Cream o' d' Bum!
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Internet deception - Ric Romero reporting.
It seems that sometimes things on the internet are not always what they seem. Occasionally clicking on a link for a free iPad can land you on a video made by performer Rick Astley in the 1980's.
More on this later, now for a news item about a local resident named Bob who has made a living out of his love for feinting goats and how his raising of goats in the city limits has upset the city counsel.
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Re: bad joke
Or at goatse.cx .
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Re: 16GB storage
Here y'go, big boy
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Re:Misleading press release masquerading as story
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Re:Well...If you think that is "hardcore", then you really have some eye-opening to do.
I am almost tempted to link to that famous email service, goatse.cx
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Re: Let me guess...
You mean http://goatse.cx.
Ordinarily I have no use for stupid fucking hashtags, but.... #kidstoday
The irony was irresistible. You couldn't even make it a live link...
I think it was supposed to be a joke.
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Re: Let me guess...
You mean http://goatse.cx.
Ordinarily I have no use for stupid fucking hashtags, but.... #kidstoday
The irony was irresistible. You couldn't even make it a live link...
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Re:Great going, dicedot
Then the trolls would post fake versions... I miss those days.
Which days? These ones:
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Sex with goats!
For more news, click HERE! (Warn: link is dead dead DEAD as slashdead!)
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Re:But how long will they last?GUSPAZ. The little faggot shithead loser Adam Zey from some faggot infested shithole in Canada! I've not see your stupid fucking retard ass in years. Wow. You are still at it. You fucking sexless shitstain still masturbating to SNES games and being a fucking loser and commenting on shit without knowing shit.
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Re:More arcade racers?
It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed
of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from
hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden
messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken
advocates:- Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an
anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the
first initial. - Richard M. Stallman [geocities.com],
spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement'
is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad. - Alan Cox [microsoft.com] is barely an
anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it
unnerves me.
I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral
and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't
need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor
little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram
for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show
you that he is indeed queer.Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond
is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com], which is obviously
sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those
not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one
sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it
appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good
Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually
quoted [salon.com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the
following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any
circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional
wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says
plainly.And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this
tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a
flaming homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotten.com]!Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney
ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although
an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already
confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual [goatse.cx]
perversion of corrupting the
innocence of young children [slashdot.org]. To quote from the article linked:'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the
bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is
that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'Is this why you were touching your penis [rotten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And
letting the other boys touch it too?We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's
resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few
who aren't aware of the list of homosexual [goatse.cx]
terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who
gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw - Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an
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Re:More arcade racers?
It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed
of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from
hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden
messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken
advocates:- Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an
anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the
first initial. - Richard M. Stallman [geocities.com],
spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement'
is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad. - Alan Cox [microsoft.com] is barely an
anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it
unnerves me.
I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral
and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't
need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor
little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram
for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show
you that he is indeed queer.Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond
is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com], which is obviously
sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those
not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one
sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it
appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good
Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually
quoted [salon.com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the
following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any
circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional
wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says
plainly.And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this
tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a
flaming homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotten.com]!Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney
ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although
an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already
confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual [goatse.cx]
perversion of corrupting the
innocence of young children [slashdot.org]. To quote from the article linked:'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the
bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is
that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'Is this why you were touching your penis [rotten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And
letting the other boys touch it too?We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's
resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few
who aren't aware of the list of homosexual [goatse.cx]
terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who
gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw - Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an
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Re:More arcade racers?
It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed
of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from
hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden
messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken
advocates:- Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an
anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the
first initial. - Richard M. Stallman [geocities.com],
spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement'
is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad. - Alan Cox [microsoft.com] is barely an
anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it
unnerves me.
I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral
and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't
need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor
little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram
for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show
you that he is indeed queer.Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond
is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com], which is obviously
sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those
not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one
sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it
appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good
Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually
quoted [salon.com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the
following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any
circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional
wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says
plainly.And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this
tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a
flaming homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotten.com]!Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney
ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although
an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already
confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual [goatse.cx]
perversion of corrupting the
innocence of young children [slashdot.org]. To quote from the article linked:'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the
bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is
that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'Is this why you were touching your penis [rotten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And
letting the other boys touch it too?We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's
resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few
who aren't aware of the list of homosexual [goatse.cx]
terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who
gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw - Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an
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Re:They've invested billions
If you post something on Facebook, Twitter, or Slashdot, they likely have the data indexed within 15 seconds, And connected to all the poster's personally identifying information for 99% of users, with a single click.
I have the solution.
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WON"T SOMEBODY PLEASE CLOSE THIS GAP!
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Re:where does one put the brick?
Here they will show you how to install the brick.
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Re:Aside: Relish.net
I finally reached Terrible karma. A rather nice stepping stone into the worlds of Trolling. It's time to write some more exiting Captain Goatse stories. I know you all want to know what I found out about the legend of loopback (Warning: Might be offensive to some non-pirates).
The major drawback is that I can only post 2 times every 24 hours. Not a good thing at all, in my opinion, GoatboyNeal probably has another opinion. How am I going to be able to express my opinions through free speech this way? I can't say anything at all! I hate America because it produced kids like CowsecxNeal.
Is there any way I can keep my Terrible karma while being able to post as much as anyone else? Please help me, fellow trolls.
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I don't know about rats but...
...I certainly regret having ever clicked on goatse.cx!
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WARNING!!! Goatse.cx link
goatse.cx link right here.
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In memory of the old slashdot
Here you can find more information on the topic.
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Re:Talking to itself!
Great! Eventually all social media communications will break down to a generic set of responses back and forth.
Next it will automatically search for cat and baby photos and automatically post them for you! The circle is complete.I'm working on a similar program that will automatically respond to comments for me on Slashdot. I think the program still has a few bugs because every one of the computer generated responses includes this link.
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Sir Goatse's Family Tree
May be found here at a site that has been down for many years. SUCK IT, SLASHDONG. You inbred pencilneck Jay Carney type!
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Obligitory
I hear that http://www.goatse.cx/ is offering webmail now...