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much like the scene in Fight Club where they're discussing that it's cheaper to deal with the defects than to do recalls . . .

Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

Business woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?

Narrator: You wouldn't believe.

Business woman on plane: Which car company do you work for?

Narrator: A major one.

Courtesy of IMDB.

Personally, I still own a VCR because I still have VHS tapes and the library still rents them. Although I'm thinking of getting rid of the TV and routing the VCR output to my computer monitor...

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The announcement came on the heels of the 2nd quarter membership and financial report of GNAA, Inc, which had reported a 15% decline in new memberships, down from 250,000 in the previous quarter. Investor confidence in the public company's stock dropped shortly afterwards, amid rumors of corruption and poor management in the highest levels of GNAA.

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Equilibrium?
(Kick ass movie, must see!)

London, England - Top GNAA officials have confirmed the long-rumored launch of the company's new European division, putting to rest myths that the organization had reached stagnancy in its membership.

The announcement came on the heels of the 2nd quarter membership and financial report of GNAA, Inc, which had reported a 15% decline in new memberships, down from 250,000 in the previous quarter. Investor confidence in the public company's stock dropped shortly afterwards, amid rumors of corruption and poor management in the highest levels of GNAA.

"The launch of GNAA Europe should put to rest these myths, as well as open up an entirely new market," announced GNAA spokesman penisbird, speaking from the new GNAA Europe headquarters recently constructed in downtown London. "For years, statistics have shown that Europe, with its generally more liberal atmosphere than that of the United States, contains a higher percentage of gay niggers. As GNAA membership places stringent standards on both the race and sexual orientation of its applicants, a higher percentage of potential candidates can only work to our advantage. From our consumer polls and surveys, we expect to accept nearly 10,000 members into GNAA Europe in the first week alone."

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About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
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No, it was called Kazaam. Still pretty bad though.

Hollywood does depth really badly. Even if they manage to fit all of The Watchmen into two hours while still keeping its shape, they're going to end up turning it into just another superhero team movie.

Given the horrible dog's dinner Holywood made of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen I have a nasty feeling this will also severely suck. I just finished reading the utterly, utterly stupendous 'From Hell' - the detailed notes in the Appendix giving sources and showing the incredible amount of research he did utterly blew me away. It's the sort of text that stays with you for days or weeks afterwards. It made me really want search out Hawksmore's churches next time in London. I lived nearby to Herne Hill for 8 years, and less than 100 yards from the now-entombde River Effra (which now runs in a culvert under Effra Road in Brixton) and had no idea about the historical significance of those locations. I've also stayed with friends in King's Cross many times - I had no idea about the Bodicea link in Battle Bridge Road. In fact, given their location is walking distance from Whitechapel and Spitalfields I can see a long day of walking around with the A-Z, photocopies of relevant bits of From Hell loking for the locations. In fact I also worked across the road from the NatWest Tower, as featured in the climactic murder scene in Mitre Square. It takes a man from Northampton to open my eyes to the... uh.. magic? :) ... all around me at that time.

ISTR 'From Hell' was also filmed (a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120681/">aha ! SmartSearch++) any Alan Moore fans care to offer an opinion about how good / faithful it was?

Alan Moore knows the score... :)

I guess I'd find it entertaining to see Matt Damon mumbling "Cain if for Carlos and Delta is for Cain" throughout each movie.

• Ozymandias--Jude Law. Well, ok. At least he's read the books, but I don't think he's big enough. Can you imagine him beating anyone up and throwing them out of a window? Really. I think Chris Sarandon might be better. Or Robert Redford.
• The Comedian: Jack Nicholson. Although he'd be pretty old.
• Dr. Manhattan--no idea. Clooney?
• Silk Spectre: really, any good looking chick would do. Mandi Moore? Natalie Portman? But I think Nate wants to get away from the teenage male demographic by now.
• Nite Owl: Here's my genius--Philip Seymour Hoffman. He's always so, well, hapless.
• Rohrscach--Dennis Leary. No really--he's not just a bitter comedian anymore. I think he's done a pretty good dramatic turn in "Rescue Me."
• Finally, I think the original Silk Spectre could be played by Susan Sarandon, at least in the later years.

• How do they deal with the USSR standoff? It doesn't have near the poignancy that it did then. In fact, when the Wall came down, I figured that was it for the Watchmen story ever to get made into a movie.
• A number of these characters only have violence that describes them, but that kind of violence couldn't be done--I don't think we'll be seeing any characters having a revelation as they contemplate a dog's brains, for instance.
• The theme that an attack on NY would bring together the world in peace--well, actually, I think that premise may be why this movie will get made--so the Hollywood liberals can push this message as a counter-argument to what's taking place currently. Folks may simply not buy it, though. Also, there's a strong current of patriotism=violent fascism that I don't think would wash either.

• Ozymandias--Jude Law. Well, ok. At least he's read the books, but I don't think he's big enough. Can you imagine him beating anyone up and throwing them out of a window? Really. I think Chris Sarandon might be better. Or Robert Redford.
• The Comedian: Jack Nicholson. Although he'd be pretty old.
• Dr. Manhattan--no idea. Clooney?
• Silk Spectre: really, any good looking chick would do. Mandi Moore? Natalie Portman? But I think Nate wants to get away from the teenage male demographic by now.
• Nite Owl: Here's my genius--Philip Seymour Hoffman. He's always so, well, hapless.
• Rohrscach--Dennis Leary. No really--he's not just a bitter comedian anymore. I think he's done a pretty good dramatic turn in "Rescue Me."
• Finally, I think the original Silk Spectre could be played by Susan Sarandon, at least in the later years.

• How do they deal with the USSR standoff? It doesn't have near the poignancy that it did then. In fact, when the Wall came down, I figured that was it for the Watchmen story ever to get made into a movie.
• A number of these characters only have violence that describes them, but that kind of violence couldn't be done--I don't think we'll be seeing any characters having a revelation as they contemplate a dog's brains, for instance.
• The theme that an attack on NY would bring together the world in peace--well, actually, I think that premise may be why this movie will get made--so the Hollywood liberals can push this message as a counter-argument to what's taking place currently. Folks may simply not buy it, though. Also, there's a strong current of patriotism=violent fascism that I don't think would wash either.

• Ozymandias--Jude Law. Well, ok. At least he's read the books, but I don't think he's big enough. Can you imagine him beating anyone up and throwing them out of a window? Really. I think Chris Sarandon might be better. Or Robert Redford.
• The Comedian: Jack Nicholson. Although he'd be pretty old.
• Dr. Manhattan--no idea. Clooney?
• Silk Spectre: really, any good looking chick would do. Mandi Moore? Natalie Portman? But I think Nate wants to get away from the teenage male demographic by now.
• Nite Owl: Here's my genius--Philip Seymour Hoffman. He's always so, well, hapless.
• Rohrscach--Dennis Leary. No really--he's not just a bitter comedian anymore. I think he's done a pretty good dramatic turn in "Rescue Me."
• Finally, I think the original Silk Spectre could be played by Susan Sarandon, at least in the later years.

• How do they deal with the USSR standoff? It doesn't have near the poignancy that it did then. In fact, when the Wall came down, I figured that was it for the Watchmen story ever to get made into a movie.
• A number of these characters only have violence that describes them, but that kind of violence couldn't be done--I don't think we'll be seeing any characters having a revelation as they contemplate a dog's brains, for instance.
• The theme that an attack on NY would bring together the world in peace--well, actually, I think that premise may be why this movie will get made--so the Hollywood liberals can push this message as a counter-argument to what's taking place currently. Folks may simply not buy it, though. Also, there's a strong current of patriotism=violent fascism that I don't think would wash either.

I think you're talking about The Avengers.

Besides, he's a redhead!

I just don't see how it could work without the juxtaposed images and character narration - that's the best part of the comic medium.

Yeah, it's impossible to do that.

You must taste... in Russian!

In Thoviat Rutthia, Firefoth flieth thoo?

"Thyre rearwurdth mitthile, dammit!"
[nothing happens]
"Mmmmm.... Borscht!"
[*KABOOM*, second Firefox burninated]
"Better ithe up a cold one boyth, I'th comin' home!"

Please tell me you're joking. Please, I beg you.

I loves me some Johnny Depp, but Rorshach? Are you kidding? You must be looking forward to that Elektra movie. First of all, he has to be explosively cruel. Depp does a lot of things well, but that's not one of them. Second of all, when the mask comes off, he's supposed to look like a runty little pug. Not a disheveld pretty boy. I'd say Christian Bale for the violence, but he's too pretty as well.

Max Perlich would be kind of perfect since you wouldn't expect his face to under that mask, but I actually doubt a lot of the Rorshach character is going to survive intact. First of all, the story of his becoming is way, way too dark for a Hollywood film. Second of all, it doesn't directly propel the story of 'saving the world' along, so I suspect it'll be excised. Ditto Dr Manhattan (george clooney? how about Guy Pearce?) killing Rorshach.

As for Tom Selleck as The Comedian. Truly, my sides split. I'll probably be spitted for saying this but I think a well directed Stallone would be good for that role. Check out the first Rocky or Copland for examples of his actual acting.

Ugh, I can't believe I'm having this discussion. Actually, considering the level of script this is going to end up as, we should just take your suggestions. Or better yet, use motion capture to have Tom Hanks play all the parts. So we can use the same molds when we force the toys down everybody's throat. (Rorshach! Now with real rapist murdering Karate chop!)

she suspiciously looks like Ron Jeremy without the mustache.

Dude.. That is SCARY. She really does look like Ron Jeremy without the mustache! How very appropriate that she has an androgenous name: "Casey".

The Watchmen is a very complex comic,
Here, here! What's great about the Watchmen isn't the core story. It's how the story is told. A great deal of its ingenuity lies in its variety of panel layouts, use of parallel story lines, flashbacks and recurrent visual themes. It's the rich interplay between those diverse elements that makes the comic so exceptional. Achieving a similar level of detail and interplay in a movie would be a prodigious feat of cinema.

What next? The director of Peewee's Big Adventure doing a film adaptation of Promethia ?

No, silly, he did Batman.

That reminds me of a scene from Office Space ... "I stole something..."

Realistically it can probably hit 220mph or so. Motorcycles are very unaerodynamic and that's all that matters at high speeds. But yeah, it would make a colorful way to go out.

we took the 6-degrees of Kevin Bacon a step further with the help of IMDB.com . Similar concept except you start with a random actor's (or actress's page) and are required to get to another actor (usually Kevin Bacon's) IMDB page within a given set of clicks. You can use any link on a page to navigate around. it's actually becoming quite addicting. the hardest part is the "random" starting page...

To play devil's advocate: this is just a modern incarnation of all the other profit taking we've seen over the years in regards to JFK's assassination.

IMHO, it's all tasteless.

Parting thought: So apparently after 41 years its acceptable to develop a "game" about a tragic moment in history? Does this mean Traffic Games will be releasing a 9/11 WTC simulation in 2042?

So murdering spammers is your solution to spam? What good will that do? the dead spammer's computing/spamming assets will likely find their way to individuals who can act as suppliers for spammers. It's like the illegal drug trade, the 'mules' are patsies that get busted, procecuted, and jailed while the drug kingpins remain at large ready and willing to entice another 'mule-to-be' with a wad of quick cash for risking their life and their freedom.

Your homicidal approach will only make the smart spammers become spammer suppliers and the dumb spammers doing the actual spamming potential targets for murder.

Ok, how do you go about killing notorious megaspammers who do not live in the USA where most the megaspammers live? By your rationale they deserve to die as well.

Going after spammers is a whack-a-mole proposition.

The best thing to do is to ignore them with effective email filtering. Mounting counterattacks like DoSing the spamvertised sites or filling webforms with mountains of digital garbage is, in the end, a waste of time and resources.

Just filter 'em out!

Of course I mean the good one, not the one with Bruce Willis. The film and the book both had me rooting for the assassin!

Ten bucks to do a dance move to a murder scene doesn't sound worth it. Pretty lame.

Why not pose some REAL questions here? Here's my go. Richard, if you're reading this, endulge us :-)

Since we're having fun, let me play the part of an Imaginary Richard Garriott and see what he has to say.

MikShapi: 1. Is single-player CRPG'ing a dead-end as far as you're concerned (and does your future lie in MMO) or do you see yourself involved in future major single-player titles?

Imaginary Richard Garriott responds: I've been authoring them since Alkabeth, and have no intention of stopping now! Some might consider the genre to have become stale, but the way I see it, it merely needs a nudge in a different direction. Things like physics simulation have been adopted from academic and industrial research. The next big thing coming out of that research could as easily be convincing AI; and I think this is what we really need to bring our computer role-playing gameworlds to life.

MS: 2. Are we going to see any future CRPG-games you are involved in with an ultima-*like* atmosphere? (never mind the brand) and are they going single-player or MMO?

IRG: The Ultima series was very much an extension of myself; in the same way you might be able to pick out a Jeunet film, I'm certain you'd be able to pick a Lord Brittish game out of a group, even if it didn't bear the name "Ultima."

MS: 3. Are we going to see any future CRPG-games you're involved in with vast illinear worlds like Ultima 6/7 or Morrowind and are they going single-player or MMO?

IRG: I think you coined a new term there. [Chuckles] Seriously: if our games can become a little more intelligent, there won't be such a distinction anymore -- linear worlds will cease to exist altogether. In other industries, there has been a great deal of research work done on compelling, computer-generated content. (For example, they finally have algorithms that can create a reasonable symphony.) It's been used in games to an extent -- the Diablo series and its spiritual predecessors, the Roguelikes, demonstrated the use of this in a primitive fashion. Consider what will happen when developers expand on this -- when events and new gameworld rules generate naturally and logically from existing conditions. At this point, CRPGs may truly become the "virtual worlds" they've been promising us for years.

MS: 4. What's your favourite *CRPG* game you were not involved in?

IRG: Alternate Reality by, I think, Datasoft.

MS: 5. What's the coolest thing in the CRPG market you're looking forward to? (Other than Half-Life 2 you're obviously playing same as we all, judging by that 'physics engine' bit)

IRG: The coolest element? I think it's collaborative building. The ability for players, as a group, to shape the gameworlds they're in is something I'd always hoped to see in an RPG.
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That concludes the interview with Imaginary Richard Gariott. We now return you to your Real Richard Gariott, who is sipping port from the window of his observatory.
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Inago Rage - Fight, Fly, and Create your own levels in an indie first-person shooter.

If you are gay, you can recreate Light-Sabre fight scenes from Star Wars.

Don't you mean Spaceballs?

Dark Helmet: I see your schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.

Summary: "It looks like Ridley Scott, director of Gladiator and Alien is doing it."

Article: "Now the tricky part is, apparently Ridley Scott has seen the materials before. And subsequently passed on doing it. ... Don't know if Ridley's budged."

Tricky on the part of Warner Brothers. They know Halo 2 did well, so they "leak" some baseless information regarding Ridley Scott being attached to the project, hopefully get enough response to trade rags say things like "gaming fans around the globe have already begun wetting themselves with excitement" and then go back to Scott Free and say, "Hey, look, we've got all this support now!"

By the time the movie comes out, it will have 7 writers, star Paul Walker as Master Chief, and be directed by Tony Scott, he of "Top Gun" fame.

Summary: "It looks like Ridley Scott, director of Gladiator and Alien is doing it."

Article: "Now the tricky part is, apparently Ridley Scott has seen the materials before. And subsequently passed on doing it. ... Don't know if Ridley's budged."

Tricky on the part of Warner Brothers. They know Halo 2 did well, so they "leak" some baseless information regarding Ridley Scott being attached to the project, hopefully get enough response to trade rags say things like "gaming fans around the globe have already begun wetting themselves with excitement" and then go back to Scott Free and say, "Hey, look, we've got all this support now!"

By the time the movie comes out, it will have 7 writers, star Paul Walker as Master Chief, and be directed by Tony Scott, he of "Top Gun" fame.

oddly enough.. right after I finished this post and went into the kitchen to start making breakfast and flipped on the tv...

comedy central is airing Ferris Bueller's Day Off as I post this!

Slashdot, a prominent news web log claiming to be News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters has claimed victory over the Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA).

With GNAA's trolls resorting to stale material which was relevant for five minutes about three months ago and enabling anyone to cut and paste a press release using the Open Source philosophy has led to GNAA's demise. Netcraft confirms it.

GNAA's founder timecop was seen locking up the headquarters one last time. An unassuming outdoor mens room deep in the heart of Tennessee was once host to numerous sessions of blowjobs, anal and creampies attended only by homosexual African-Americans. I reckon I jest likes fuckin' girls. White girls. [note broken link] was the only statement given to the press at this time. Former lovers and Windows users Lysol and Roloffle were found standing at half-mast upon the sad but inevitable occasion.

Robert W. Malda shared his feelings regarding the event. Oog the Caveman (a pioneer of ALL CAPS == TEH FNY), The Glorious Meept, Trollaxor, The Turd Report, WIPO Troll, Recipe Troll even goatse had something to contribute to our forums. GNAA is populated solely by crybaby attention whores who wouldn't know a rpm if it bit them on their tender, velvety asshole which is barely covered by a fine mist of downy, pre-pubescent hairs. After a brief reverie Mr. Malda conceded At least GNAA uses valid xHTML instead of dicey HTML 3.2

About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) was a troll organization known for its cut and paste style of trolls which are written once every six months. It was founded in July 2001 by timecop, found its heyday with ROR JEWS DID WTC and slowly faded into the background radiation. Its namesake, a Danish humor movie, is freely available via BitTorrent.

About Slashdot:
Slashdot is the first website dedicated entirely to duplicate articles, groupthink and brilliant trolls. Under the aegis of News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters and its connections with Open Source Lobbyists has ensured its continued presence on teh intorweb.

Do you have an Email address ? Do you have a computer ? If you answered Yes to all of the above questions, then Slashdot is exactly what you've been looking for! Join Slashdot today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time Slashdot member. Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of Linux and attempt to install it. You can download the operating system using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in First Post on slashdot.org, our website.
• Third, you need to join the official S

Slashdot, a prominent news web log claiming to be News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters has claimed victory over the Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA).

With GNAA's trolls resorting to stale material which was relevant for five minutes about three months ago and enabling anyone to cut and paste a press release using the Open Source philosophy has led to GNAA's demise. Netcraft confirms it.

GNAA's founder timecop was seen locking up the headquarters one last time. An unassuming outdoor mens room deep in the heart of Tennessee was once host to numerous sessions of blowjobs, anal and creampies attended only by homosexual African-Americans. I reckon I jest likes fuckin' girls. White girls. [note broken link] was the only statement given to the press at this time. Former lovers and Windows users Lysol and Roloffle were found standing at half-mast upon the sad but inevitable occasion.

Robert W. Malda shared his feelings regarding the event. Oog the Caveman (a pioneer of ALL CAPS == TEH FNY), The Glorious Meept, Trollaxor, The Turd Report, WIPO Troll, Recipe Troll even goatse had something to contribute to our forums. GNAA is populated solely by crybaby attention whores who wouldn't know a rpm if it bit them on their tender, velvety asshole which is barely covered by a fine mist of downy, pre-pubescent hairs. After a brief reverie Mr. Malda conceded At least GNAA uses valid xHTML instead of dicey HTML 3.2

About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) was a troll organization known for its cut and paste style of trolls which are written once every six months. It was founded in July 2001 by timecop, found its heyday with ROR JEWS DID WTC and slowly faded into the background radiation. Its namesake, a Danish humor movie, is freely available via BitTorrent.

About Slashdot:
Slashdot is the first website dedicated entirely to duplicate articles, groupthink and brilliant trolls. Under the aegis of News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters and its connections with Open Source Lobbyists has ensured its continued presence on teh intorweb.

Do you have an Email address ? Do you have a computer ? If you answered Yes to all of the above questions, then Slashdot is exactly what you've been looking for! Join Slashdot today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time Slashdot member. Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of Linux and attempt to install it. You can download the operating system using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in First Post on slashdot.org, our website.
• Third, you need to join the official S

The Holiday of Jew's Revenge, September 11th, was bloodied once again this year. Officials say Gay Nigger Association of America member Tar_Baby stole a Cessna jet from a nearby airfield and crashed it into Open Source Technology Group headquarters, completely demolishing the building, as well as crushing and incinerating everyone inside.

Audio logs recovered via the jet's black box portrayed a disturbing course of events onboard the plane. Passengers were heard screaming for their lives as the terrorist raped and killed the male members of the plane by what was thought to be rupturing their colons with a gigantic black dildo with nails punched out the sides, based on evidence collected at the scene.

Within minutes of the attack, GNAA officials telephoned major news networks claiming responsibility, and promised to continue their campaign of destruction as long as an Open Source movement still existed. This is believed to be the major tenet of the 'Gay Nigger Jihad', first mentioned months ago during GNAA's campaign against AOL.

This comes almost simultaneously after OSTG recently changed their name from the Open Source Development Network (OSDN), in attempt to distance itself from name long associated with failure, stupidity, zealotry, and Cowboyneal. It was also part of a last ditch effort to convince investors not to steal a Cessna and fly it into the headquarters themselves.

Update: A few hours after the crash, the rescue team found what is believed to be the only survivor. CmdrTaco was found in a coma inside OSTG basement, still firmly gripping his tiny cock. In his other hand, he was holding a photo of a muscular black male, signed by "Gary Niger of GNAA". CmdrTaco was rushed to a hospital, and his condition remains critical.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to

Like the harrowing war film (Come and See), which opens with two kids excavating a Belarus battlefield, looking for old German weapons.

For a brief moment I thought you were taliking about a game based on the great Andrei Tarkovsky's movie Stalker, then I awoke and realised this is Slashdot ;-)

"Prozium" from Eqilibrium

The Holiday of Jew's Revenge, September 11th, was bloodied once again this year. Officials say Gay Nigger Association of America member Tar_Baby stole a Cessna jet from a nearby airfield and crashed it into Open Source Technology Group headquarters, completely demolishing the building, as well as crushing and incinerating everyone inside.

Audio logs recovered via the jet's black box portrayed a disturbing course of events onboard the plane. Passengers were heard screaming for their lives as the terrorist raped and killed the male members of the plane by what was thought to be rupturing their colons with a gigantic black dildo with nails punched out the sides, based on evidence collected at the scene.

Within minutes of the attack, GNAA officials telephoned major news networks claiming responsibility, and promised to continue their campaign of destruction as long as an Open Source movement still existed. This is believed to be the major tenet of the 'Gay Nigger Jihad', first mentioned months ago during GNAA's campaign against AOL.

This comes almost simultaneously after OSTG recently changed their name from the Open Source Development Network (OSDN), in attempt to distance itself from name long associated with failure, stupidity, zealotry, and Cowboyneal. It was also part of a last ditch effort to convince investors not to steal a Cessna and fly it into the headquarters themselves.

Update: A few hours after the crash, the rescue team found what is believed to be the only survivor. CmdrTaco was found in a coma inside OSTG basement, still firmly gripping his tiny cock. In his other hand, he was holding a photo of a muscular black male, signed by "Gary Niger of GNAA". CmdrTaco was rushed to a hospital, and his condition remains critical.

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Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to

The Orgasmatron was originally from Barbarella.

A particularly nice movie: The Corporation. Nothing groundbreaking, but that was not the point. The point was to tell the story of how corporations came to being and why they are so fucking heartless. It includes interviews with people both inside and outside the corporate world. If you never thought about why the corporations occupy the place in your world that they now do, this films could be an eye-opener. Below are the eDonkey links for the film (3 episodes, different encodings), but other networks may have them as well.

ed2k://|file|The%20Corporation%20Cd1.mpg|6141704 52 |61E26051E883C07D83646F94EA51DD27|/

ed2k://|file|The%20Corporation%20Cd2.avi|5168563 46 |A0779FC2FCB779170A0D731080FE05A0|/

ed2k://|file|The%20Corporation%20e1.1.mp4|972724 24 |512F7E9F820E44F3DE13FF9D1470D9D9|/

ed2k://|file|The%20Corporation%20e1.2.mp4|567266 03 |B3AEB0657C12ADF02F65A4BBDB490A21|/

ed2k://|file|The%20Corporation%20e2.1.mp4|974124 74 |87C48DC6F846ACDDFFF3A1C634A67555|/

ed2k://|file|The%20Corporation%20e2.2.mp4|564471 98 |4DD8040BC28C0E6AAFC8C9556240E4E5|/

ed2k://|file|The%20Corporation%20e3.1.mp4|973943 90 |BEB7F1F625126E8BCB53A6FC0621BB12|/

ed2k://|file|The%20Corporation%20e3.2.mp4|604896 22 |8C19BFCC0FC0871EB087B908AE19D818|/

Personally with every new day I realise how the history comes back 100 years ago in some respects... The struggle of the proletariat against the capitalist opressors did not end, despite what you may have been told. It is inevitable, let's just hope we all do better this time.

Sheesh, you'd think that recently released documentary would teach people...

Okay, so someone finally decided to copy the transit system from Logan's Run.

It can't be long before someone wants to implant life clock crystals in our palms!

Not to mention Idle Hands :-)

Well, they could be related..

Compare father to son..

Well, they could be related..

Compare father to son..

I can't find information about Anonymous Coward on IMDB, but I did find this.

Sorry, but Ron Pearlman is NOT an art house cinema poseur. The guy has been in 90 flicks to date (check his credits)

That's great! Will he tell us why Dark Angel jumped the shark late in the first season?

The premise was good SciFi fare. Genetically enhanced superhumans using today's ultra-hip-lingo as if it would never go out of style. One of these, Max, is determined to find her brothers and sisters and not have a relationship to the handicapped guy to whom she is desperately attracted. Then Cameron had to introduce mutants that messed up all the "almost believable" part.

Is pirating a loss of revenue? I doubt pirates would buy movies if they couldn't dowload them.

I have downloaded some old, foreign movies that have not been available on DVD nor tape for 30 years. Now am I breaking the law?

OT rant: DVD regions is robbery on their customers.

Barb Wire. Imagine Bogart with really big breast implants.

Here's a hacksaw and some soap so you can go wash that mental image out of your brain.

Hey, that movie accomplished something: it made it to IMDB's 100 worst movies list. That is tougher than it sounds.