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Microsoft Critic Received $9.75m After Settlement

An anonymous reader writes "Just this month, Microsoft paid almost $20 million to the Computer and Communications Industry Association to make an anti-trust lawsuit go away. FT.com has just revealed that *half* of that payment was pocketed by Ed Black, the president of CCIA and one of MS's fiercest opponents over antitrust issues. His payment was approved by the CCIA board, which includes Sun Microsystems, Yahoo and Oracle. And here's a quote from this article at Groklaw: Could this be why Nokia quit the CCIA right after the settlement was announced, saying matters were not handled "in the proper way"?"

267 comments

  1. is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or is anyone else coming to the conclusion that any organisation named *IA or *AA is, in fact, corrupt and evil?

    1. Re:is it just me? by Sexy+Bern · · Score: 5, Funny

      Even the GNAA?

    2. Re:is it just me? by mosschops · · Score: 1

      And also why Nokia wanted out?

    3. Re:is it just me? by PoopJuggler · · Score: 0
    4. Re:is it just me? by Lostie · · Score: 1

      You are quite right, add the CIIA (Christmas Islands Internet Administration) to the list. (for those that don't know, they were responsible for censoring the infamous goatse.cx).

    5. Re:is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they are obviously evil, but I don't think anyone is confused enough to actually bribe them. On the other hand, there are other meanings of the word 'corrupt' which are quite applicable.

    6. Re:is it just me? by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

      Well the American Dodgeball Association of America is evil for sure!

    7. Re:is it just me? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Or is anyone else coming to the conclusion that any organisation named *IA or *AA is, in fact, corrupt and evil?

      AAA? MAA?

    8. Re:is it just me? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " what about http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/"

      Remember..."Rehab is for Quitters"

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    9. Re:is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Letmeguess: Gnaa's Not An Association.

    10. Re:is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  2. Everyone has his price by Tomahawk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I guess this just goes to show that everyone has his price.

    Granted, $9.75m is a nice price to have... don't think I'd be too quick to say no myself.

    T.

    1. Re:Everyone has his price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This kind of action should therefore be illegal. If money makes right, society loses. If you go to court, then that should be a final decision, with the only options being retreat or following through. Paying the plaintiff off should be punished as bribery. Acceptance of payment before indictment should be treated as evidence of extortion.

    2. Re:Everyone has his price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your comment reminds me of a joke. A man walks up to a beautiful young woman and says, "will you sleep with me for a million dollars."

      She says, "sure."

      Next, he says, "will you sleep with me for a dollar?"

      She slaps him in the face and says, "what kind of woman do you think I am?"

      He replies, "We have already established that, we are just dickering over price!"

    3. Re:Everyone has his price by datGSguy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I guess this just goes to show that everyone has his price.

      A suit is more often than not looking for a price. This just means this price met his criteria.

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    4. Re:Everyone has his price by nickol · · Score: 1

      What's your problem ? Just take the money and still make that lawsuit. I bet MS won't ask you to return the money.

      Or just take it and run away.

      $9.75m will make you nice life in any 3rd world country.

      I do not see any sense in playing fair with a partner that has proven himself untrustworthy.

    5. Re:Everyone has his price by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't mind if it included a precedent-setting admission of defeat.

    6. Re:Everyone has his price by TarrVetus · · Score: 2, Informative

      "What's your problem ? Just take the money and still make that lawsuit. I bet MS won't ask you to return the money."

      Nope, you can't do that. A settlement is a contractual agreement saying, "we give you money and you can't sue us."

      A person close to the CCIA said, "if anything, this may boost the CCIA's ability to recruit new members." This settlement sounds less like a financial move and more like the CCIA just wanted to improve its relations with Microsoft and make their organization a 'safer investment.' Companies are more likely to join them now that they are no longer fighting the #1 software developer.

    7. Re:Everyone has his price by davecb · · Score: 1
      My old boss had a rule about bribes: "You can take the bribe and keep it, as long as the fraud squad wires you for sound during the payoff".

      Sure enough, one of his colleagues in name withheld by request got to pocket a substantial bonus.

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    8. Re:Everyone has his price by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Hey! I whipped that comment off quick! The 20 second limit is gone! W00t!

      oops, slow down cowboy 2 minute interval remains.

    9. Re:Everyone has his price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That has easily got to be one of the worst ideas I have ever heard on Slashdot. Please don't ever become an attorney.

    10. Re:Everyone has his price by GreenKiwi · · Score: 3, Informative

      My understanding was that it wasn't just "a man", but George Bernard Shaw.

    11. Re:Everyone has his price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee I am an opponent of Microsoft, can I have some money now?

    12. Re:Everyone has his price by mordors9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm just amazed that someone besides the attorneys collected anything.

    13. Re:Everyone has his price by njfuzzy · · Score: 1

      I think the man was Sir Winston Churchill.

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    14. Re:Everyone has his price by corbettw · · Score: 1

      $9.75m will make you nice life in any 3rd world country.

      Dude, $9.75m will make you a good life in any 1st world country. Even if you just put it in a savings account, you're still making about $200k per year in interest.

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    15. Re:Everyone has his price by teromajusa · · Score: 1

      Its not a bribe. Its only a bribe if it comes from a private citizen. Otherwise its a settlement or a payement. If it gets investigated, it may turn into an illegal payment, but its never a bribe.

      Kind of like how if you sell your services as a soldier, you are a mercenary, but if you work for a company that sells your services as a soldier, you are a private military contractor.

    16. Re:Everyone has his price by oneself · · Score: 5, Funny

      And here's another:

      A boy comes home from school, and tells his dad: "Today we learned the
      difference between 'theoretically' and 'practically', but I'm not sure
      I got it. Could you explain it to me?" The father thinks for a
      minute and then replies "Son, your mom is in the other room, go and
      ask her if she would be willing to have sex with a stranger for a
      million dollars." The boy returns after a short minute and says: "She
      said she would." "OK," says the father, "now go upstairs and ask your
      older sister the same question." Again the boy returns after a short
      while, and again he says "She said she would." "So, you see son," the
      father says, "theoretically we have two million dollars in our house,
      but practically we have two whores."

    17. Re:Everyone has his price by DJTodd242 · · Score: 1

      The heads of most organizations like that usually *are* lawyers.

    18. Re:Everyone has his price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silly man, though. You barter my starting low and working upwards!

    19. Re:Everyone has his price by killjoe · · Score: 1

      I wonder if this could become new business plan.

      Critize MS vocally and vehemently.
      Petition the govts to fight software patents.
      Ms buys you off to shut up
      Profit!!!

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    20. Re:Everyone has his price by Sick+Boy · · Score: 1

      Who do you think the other half of the settlement went to? Certainly you're not naive enough to think it went to the agreived parties, are you?

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    21. Re:Everyone has his price by David+Gould · · Score: 1

      $9.75 million? Hell, I'd stop criticizing Microsoft for a tenth of that! I mean I'd really, literally, never say or write another unkind word about them. Come on -- how many people here can honestly say otherwise?

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    22. Re:Everyone has his price by TekPolitik · · Score: 1
      Granted, $9.75m is a nice price to have... don't think I'd be too quick to say no myself.

      On the other hand, as chief of that organisation he was in a fiduciary position. As a fiduciary, equity says he cannot take a payment from outside the organisation in return for making decisions affecting the organisation. Under the rules of equity, it doesn't matter that the payment may have been filtered through the organisation.

      The duty is owed to the organisation and to its members, and unless and until the members have ratified his taking of the payment, the organisation is entitled to demand that it be paid back into its funds.

      So with the little we know, it looks like Ed may owe CCIA $9.75million.

  3. Surprise! by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm shocked, shocked!, to discover that an out-of-court settlements that consists of paying off your antagonists. Next you'll be telling me that Michael Jackson's settlements were somehow related to the $20 million that he forked out, rather than plaintiffs reaching mutual understanding.

    Next week Slashdot will discuss : "The Pope : could he be a Catholic?"

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    1. Re:Surprise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you just playing dumb?

      In case you're not, it's about what is bought and by who.

    2. Re:Surprise! by midav · · Score: 1
      Next you'll be telling me that Michael Jackson's settlements were somehow related to the $20 million that he forked out, rather than plaintiffs reaching mutual understanding.

      There is a small difference, however, in these two cases. The boy and MJ acted as private individuals and settled as private individuals. Mr. Black, OTOH, acted as an official but netted the money as a private individual. This is why MJ's case is a settlement and the CCIA case is a bribery.

      I would not care less if he got $10M 'pension' from MS just to resign but this is not what has happened, has it?

    3. Re:Surprise! by banzai51 · · Score: 1

      And appearing in "The Pope just might be Catholic 2": Business people sue and settle not because they think they're right, not because they want to change company behavior (hey, I might be on top next time!), not because they give a rat's ass about how better or worse off you may be, but rather because they only cared about getting money.

    4. Re:Surprise! by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      Jackson was faced with criminal charges, not a lawsuit. The difference is that you cannot (legally) pay off the victim in a criminal trial to make the charges go away. You can do so in a civil trial. As far as I know (and I havn't yet RTFA) this was a civil case.

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    5. Re:Surprise! by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      No, because the boy wasn't suing Jackson. Jackson was being charged with a criminal offense. Thus if he really did pay the kid off not to testify (there has never proof that I know of that that is what happened), that was a case of bribing a witness.

      Yes, one case is (alleged) bribery while the other is a settlement, you have the two backwards.

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  4. I'll like to file an Anti-Trust case by julie-h · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'll like to file an Anti-Trust case based on the large numbers of Anti-Trust cases =) I mean, there must be a lot more that we don't know about=)

    1. Re:I'll like to file an Anti-Trust case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, like for example fact that both Bill and Black are jews... This fucking nation ahs no decency in their greed I know it from 200 years of my family history

  5. Money makes the world go 'round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and sometimes it makes the world go faster than it should.

  6. So they're buying their oligopoly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    .. what else is new.

    Novell, Sun, Opera, etc, etc. They all line up for a nice little one-time piece of the cake.

    It's just basically brazen corruption, but I'm sure the "Libertarian" weenies will have something insightful to say. "It will work out for the best in 150 years -- don't worry!"

    1. Re:So they're buying their oligopoly.. by geo_2677 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Buying out people and their views seems to be the in-thing now for M$. If somebody buys out M$ legal and marketing teams they would be left with nothing good. As it is their products suck.

    2. Re:So they're buying their oligopoly.. by Phidoux · · Score: 1

      I had no idea that Hardy's surname was Gopoly ;-)

    3. Re:So they're buying their oligopoly.. by DrXym · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Novell, Sun, Opera, etc, etc. They all line up for a nice little one-time piece of the cake.


      Except Novell, Sun, Opera all have legitimate cases against Microsoft. Of course they expect they're entitled to compensation - if a monopoly fucked you over, stole / usurped your tech, denied you a market, scared off your customers, I bet you would too.


      Opera are smaller, but I bet Novell, Sun, AOL and probably Real could all demonstrate massive losses in the hundreds of millions or even billions due to anti-competitive behaviour at one time or another by MS. Hence the reason MS is so quick to settle now - it has a lot of money to make these things go away before they reach trial.

    4. Re:So they're buying their oligopoly.. by a+whoabot · · Score: 0

      //' I'm sure the "Libertarian" weenies will have something insightful to say. "It will work out for the best in 150 years -- don't worry!" '//

      Libertarian Response® to you.

      It will work out! As long as we respect natural rights! It's a moral imperative! Would YOU like it if someone told you where to spend your money? That's just like stealing. We MUST respect natural rights and have laws and a police force to enforce it! We just have to, because the drafters believed in them! We must be forever bound to what they said because we live under their constitution! Moral beliefs should never change! Actually, there is no morality without respect for natural rights!

    5. Re:So they're buying their oligopoly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's all fine and good, but the original poster was looking for a response from a Libertarian WEENIE. If you know one, maybe you could encourage the weenie to post.

    6. Re:So they're buying their oligopoly.. by a+whoabot · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much what he'll say, but he'll just throw in more about natural rights and the drafters.

    7. Re:So they're buying their oligopoly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it. Why would Novell, Sun and Opera have a right to sue MS. Because MS makes better products?

    8. Re:So they're buying their oligopoly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's money, lib?

    9. Re:So they're buying their oligopoly.. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      MS makes a better product? Which one? I never encountered it.

      It's true that I switched to Linux because of the MS EULA, but having switched... Two years ago MS made a better word processor, not anymore. Not for my purposes. The MS database programs are easier to learn, but less powerful than, say, postgresql. Etc.

      P.S.: The programs I use are available for no more cost than the base system. The same can't be said for the MS equivalents. If I wanted to pay more, I could buy easier to use programs under Linux, too.

      Now when it comes to games, I will admit that MS is currently a better gaming system. Because most companies haven't yet ported their games to Linux. This should be chaning to an increasing extent during the coming years, as Linux gains increasing desktop share. (OTOH, they may not be in English, as the US is lagging in the adoption of desktop Linux.)

      But MS doesn't, to my perception, make a better product. NOT EVEN ONE! (I could easily be wrong here, however, as I haven't tried all the MS products. Once I read their revised EULAs [ca. 1999], I became unwilling to install their programs no matter how good they were.)

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    10. Re:So they're buying their oligopoly.. by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      maybe you don't recall the part where microsoft was being sued for bundeling their media-player with their operating system. I don't know, in a world that allows this, indeed, cheers against me, I'd not feel the obligation to actually play nice. Libertarians would tell novell, sun, opera to fucking get their act together and compete in the marketplace instead of in the courts. But I guess they are just to 'weeny' for that.

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  7. new avenue for making money ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    how come i dint think of this before ?

    1. Re:new avenue for making money ? by Phidoux · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because you are honest? Oooops... Sorry I mistook you for someone else.

    2. Re:new avenue for making money ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:new avenue for making money ? by d3ad1ysp0rk · · Score: 1

      Because you can't use the english language, how would you expect to come up with a million dollar idea?

  8. $20 million? To make an antitrust suit disappear? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Man, talk about a bargain. A lawsuit that could potentially bring Microsoft as we know it (one monolithic overreaching organisation) to an end and all it takes to make it go away is $20 million?

    I bet the Microsoft people were popping champagne corks over that one. They would have thought nothing of spending $20 million defending themselves in court, so spending that much to make sure it never got that far was probably the easiest decision in the world.

    As to where that $20 million went, well, that's another story. If half did go to Ed Black then it seems to me that he's got a lot of explaining to do.

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  9. I myself profited from this settlement by kahei · · Score: 4, Funny


    Saw this in the FT this morning. Had a sweepstake on how long it would be before it appeared on /. -- and I won!

    I pocketed what I'll just describe as a 'large one-digit sum'.

    Heh heh heh... now to spend my wealth while industry as a whole suffers...

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    1. Re:I myself profited from this settlement by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't spend it all at once.

      You will have to give some back this afternoon when it gets duped!

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  10. They're all the same. by inflex · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just goes to show, they're all the same, it's a matter of picking out your piece of territory and seeing who can make the most noise. The more I see of capitalism, the more I'm glad that I'm content to work from home earning "enough to get by".

    1. Re:They're all the same. by DaneelGiskard · · Score: 2, Funny

      The more I see of capitalism, the more I'm glad that I'm content to work from home earning "enough to get by".

      Indeed, I envy Ed Black for this excellent deal as well ... *sigh* ;-)

    2. Re:They're all the same. by inflex · · Score: 1

      Aye yes, I try not to tell myself "That could be you too" - I'd go insane otherwise :-(

      Now, if someone would kindly pay me 10% of what Mr Black just got, I'll quietly go away :-P

    3. Re:They're all the same. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Please refer to "dictionary" or "the faintest knowledge of economics" before posting in the future.

      That may be "capitalism" in the ignorant-liberal-twats-who-love-to-misuse-words-an d-display-their-lack-of-education sense, but it is most certainly unrelated to any correct definitions of capitalism, free markets and so on.

    4. Re:They're all the same. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That may be "capitalism" in the ignorant-liberal-twats-who-love-to-misuse-words-an d-display-their-lack-of-education sense, but it is most certainly unrelated to any correct definitions of capitalism, free markets and so on.

      Sure I'll take a look in the dictionary you faux conservative jackass..

      capitalism n : an economic system based on private ownership of capital

      Nothing in that definition about ethics, legality, or morality - seems like any person with a basic understanding of human nature and history would realize that capitalism encourages and rewards this sort of behavior. We govern business with regulations and laws for a reason.

    5. Re:They're all the same. by fbg111 · · Score: 1

      seems like any person with a basic understanding of human nature and history would realize that capitalism encourages and rewards this sort of behavior. We govern business with regulations and laws for a reason.

      At least we govern it with regulations and laws and a relatively high degree of transparency. Any person with a basic understanding of human nature and history would realize that the pursuit of wealth under any economic system encourages and rewards this sort of behavior. Do you think Socialism, Communism, and Monarchy are not subject to the problems of human greed? Do you have some other system in mind that isn't? At least in our society we can openly criticize those who sell out, and if their transgression is too greivous, we can sue them. Try that in China, especially if the object of your angst is politically important or connected.

      Capitalism has done more for improving quality of life for more people than any other system in history by freeing people from arbitrarily imposed class structures designed to maintain the ruling class's monopoly on power (wealth=power), and by efficiently allocating people's creative energy and abilities toward wealth production. These unqualified critiques of capitalism are quite narrow-minded, out of scale with the actual problem, and roughly equivalent to biting your own hand that's feeding you.

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    6. Re:They're all the same. by ATMAvatar · · Score: 1

      Capitalism has done more for improving quality of life for more people than any other system in history by freeing people from arbitrarily imposed class structures designed to maintain the ruling class's monopoly on power (wealth=power), and by efficiently allocating people's creative energy and abilities toward wealth production. These unqualified critiques of capitalism are quite narrow-minded, out of scale with the actual problem, and roughly equivalent to biting your own hand that's feeding you.

      Don't forget that the imposed class structures found in Capitalism seem much easier to swallow. Under Capitalism, it's obvious that one's position in life is determined solely by his/her ability, rather than some arbitrary fashion like the wealth of one's family...

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    7. Re:They're all the same. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Under Capitalism, it's obvious that one's position in life is determined solely by his/her ability, rather than some arbitrary fashion like the wealth of one's family...

      Did you forget a smiley or something? Soley on his or her ability? I'm gonna borrow an old southernism here and remind you that "em as gots gets" - any power structure tends to perpetuate itself, corporate wealth and "old money" families being the prime example of this in the US. Bush may not be a complete moron, but few could take seriously the idea that that boorish fratboy could have become president without family wealth and influence, soley on his own ability he might have been a sucesfull small business owner or salesman, but not much more.

    8. Re:They're all the same. by chihowa · · Score: 1

      I'd say that once you have monopolies in the market, who exercise as much, if not more, control over a market as a government, you cease to have an effective free market. I would say that capitalism is dependent on the existance of a more-or-less free market, so a market in the presence of monopolies is not a capitalistic system.

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    9. Re:They're all the same. by fbg111 · · Score: 1

      any power structure tends to perpetuate itself,

      True, but Capitalism provides a high level of class mobility, and combined with the social stability seen in America, the result is a self-perpetuating power structure whose members are highly variable. Also, that power structure is limited in ways that prevent it from abusing its power, theoretically, at least moreso than most other forms of government.

      Further, to respond to the other poster, intelligence is not the defining factor in class mobility. It is certainly a factor, and it seems like it is the only one because these days smart people like Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, etc. get all the media attention. But there are plenty of self-made wealthy people who got that way just by hustling and working hard, whose IQ is just average. To don my tin-foil hat for a moment, it is in the best interests of people who favor Socialism to have the general public believe that there is little or no class mobility and that people's station in life is predetermined by their innate intelligence. Socialism requires a proletariat, be that the Working Class, the Middle Class, or whatever, and one reason it hasn't caught on in America as it has in Europe is due to our relatively easy class mobility. Yes, the American Dream is alive and well, and not soley dependent upon hereditary intelligence for its survival.

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  11. Why pay him off? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since when is silencing one person's allegations worth 9 million dollars? Couldn't they just have arranged an "accident" for him?

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    1. Re:Why pay him off? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know how expensive such accidents are?

      (Unless you live in Brazil)

    2. Re:Why pay him off? by Phidoux · · Score: 1

      I agree! A hit-man would have been a lot cheaper.

    3. Re:Why pay him off? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For an average run-of-the-mill accident, about $5,000. Upwards to $20,000 depending on options. Security guards and alarm systems extra.

      A lay-away plan is available pending credit approval.

    4. Re:Why pay him off? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      You've clearly never dealt with an estate attorney following up on old lawsuits. Get 10 heirs involved, and the lawsuits will never end.

      Moreover, good hitman are quite expensive, and hitmen are notoriously bad at keeping their client's affairs secret when they are facing the death penalty. They may be generally successful, but the legal risk of facing a murder charge is huge: the cost/benefit analysis doesn't often support it.

      But don't think Bill Gates and his minions haven't thought about it a few times.

    5. Re:Why pay him off? by TarrVetus · · Score: 1

      Couldn't they just have arranged an "accident" for him?

      Why didn't he send his army of evil monkeys after him and the CCIA?

    6. Re:Why pay him off? by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      If you're some nobody, like the nuke worker Karen Silkwood, or the reporter Casolero, then sure ... your death may well be arranged. But if you are a member of the elite, then there's little risk. Movements of money like this is merely part of the "Great Game" of playing with the vacuous notion of electrons that allegedly stand for labor time, railroad cars of lumber, ships full of crude oil, etc. Paying each other off is a matter of you and me honoring a $50 bet on last week's ball game.

      After all, it's also not really their money, anyway. How much would YOU care if you lost a $50 bet, if that $50 came out of your "household general fund" that is actually owned by your city's population in the form of shares? Not much, I'd say.

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    7. Re:Why pay him off? by taybin · · Score: 1

      Oh, they confided in you? I think you watched anti-trust a couple too many times. They may have an illegal monopoly, but that doesn't mean they don't respect human lives.

    8. Re:Why pay him off? by ozbird · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Couldn't they just have arranged an "accident" for him?

      They did - hence the news reports... $20M to silence a critic is a good deal, but to discredit them as well it's a bargain.

    9. Re:Why pay him off? by Phidoux · · Score: 1

      Bill? Is that you?

    10. Re:Why pay him off? by Jokkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Never try to extort more than it costs to have you killed."

    11. Re:Why pay him off? by Devalia · · Score: 1

      *puts on long coat and goes and stands against a tree in redmond*

    12. Re:Why pay him off? by taybin · · Score: 1

      fnord fnord fnord

    13. Re:Why pay him off? by Smoodo · · Score: 1

      I've read that a version of Windows IS making its way into cars.
      What service pack would you like today?

    14. Re:Why pay him off? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It doesn't inherrently mean that, no.

      I feel it quite plausible that Mr. Gates has much respect for the lives of everyone he personally knows. For the rest....

      What have YOU done to decrease the number of people dying,where that could be prevented?

      I won't attribute to him virtues I don't really believe he possesses. Most people don't possess them, though they like to pretend that they do. Generally the "respect for human life" comes down to "respect for the lives of me, my family, and my friends", but that's not a good argument to make to strangers, so we tend to abstract it a bit when describing it, so that others will also support it. I can guarantee to you that in the city you live in (I'm presuming you live in a city) there's someone dying at this very moment because the emergency room can't afford to see them. What are you doing to save that person?

      Now it's true that there's a lot of difference between indifferentism and action. And what is being ascribed to Mr. Gates is willingness to engage in a particular evil action. I, personally, think that it is because he would find such an act to be too risky...and that this calculation was performed long ago, and hasn't been repeated. That's "morality", of a sort. I can't really prove that there's any other sort, outside of appeals to authority, which I generally reject as being self-serving for someone else.

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    15. Re:Why pay him off? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      What makes you think they would respect human lives? They ahve done plenty of things that indicate that they don't have any ethics whatsoever.

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  12. everyman has his price... by hostylocal · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and you gotta admit that he got a fairly good price!
    i wonder if he's getting it in cash or a couple of SQL Server licences...

    1. Re:everyman has his price... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, he'll get 33.333 copies of winXP

    2. Re:everyman has his price... by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, he'll get it in SCO Linux licenses... shipped directly from Redmond...

  13. Stinks twice over ... by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Firstly because of the settlement. They should have let it go to court, settlements imho always give the impression that it isn't to do about justice, but just about money.
    Secondly because to say the least, it seems very dubious that Ed Black pockets half the money himself. It's not like he was damaged personally in the case to which the settlement applies, or was he?

    This smell fishy and I can't blame Nokia for saying 'all nice and well, but we won't be part of this.'

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    1. Re:Stinks twice over ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean he never bought a PC that magically "came with Windows"?

    2. Re:Stinks twice over ... by bheerssen · · Score: 1

      Criminal cases are about justice, civil cases are about settling disputes. This case is a civil matter and money has a way of settling disputes very quickly.

      Personally, I hope Nokia had good reason to back out of this thing, and I hope they will eventually go public with those reasons.

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  14. Re:$20 million? To make an antitrust suit disappea by eddy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To be fair, they had to give Novell ~$500M to buy their silence, as I recall.

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  15. Hmmm... by Burb · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Could this be why Nokia quit the CCIA right after the settlement was announced, saying matters were not handled "in the proper way"?"

    Could this be an unwarranted inference on the part of the poster?

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    1. Re:Hmmm... by KontinMonet · · Score: 1

      What, the poster can't make a reference to a Groklaw question now?

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    2. Re:Hmmm... by Slashamatic · · Score: 4, Informative
      Could this be an unwarranted inference on the part of the poster?
      It is a suggestion not an inference and a legitimate one at that.
    3. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and could this be an unwarranted inference about the poster?

    4. Re:Hmmm... by Burb · · Score: 1

      Sheesh. Remind me to put SARCASM MODE = EXPLICIT in future. :-)

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    5. Re:Hmmm... by relaxrelax · · Score: 1


      Never trust a company or political party run by ex-CIA leaders.

      And be especially worried if they just use a name all too similar to the CIA. You know, like CCIA. It's not like anybody with two brain cells would accept a name like that. It attracts attention of conspiracy theorists too much!

      And now that the warning is passed, there was nothing wrong with the deal. Seriously. It's just a glitch in the Matrix. (-;

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  16. OSDL and RedHat are CCIA members too by nathanh · · Score: 5, Informative
    His payment was approved by the CCIA board, which includes Sun Microsystems, Yahoo and Oracle.

    And OSDL and RedHat. Was the submitter trying to imply complicity between Sun and Microsoft by omitting those other members from that list?

    1. Re:OSDL and RedHat are CCIA members too by MathFox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not all members of an organisation are board members. I do guess that OSDL and Red Hat are just as surprised about the details of the deal as you are.

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    2. Re:OSDL and RedHat are CCIA members too by strider44 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wait a second. According to the Press Release, "As part of this agreement, Microsoft will join the membership of CCIA".

      This is extremely strange, especially seeing that CCIA are a member of te Open Source Development Labs.

      So, though indirectly, Microsoft are now members of the Open Source Development Labs ! Could everyone repeat after me, wtf?

    3. Re:OSDL and RedHat are CCIA members too by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      They have open sourced (but not GPL ofc) some of their stuff. Their problem is with the GPL.

    4. Re:OSDL and RedHat are CCIA members too by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      They have in the past and may still sell some GNU Tools for use on NT which of course have to be GPL.

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  17. Best deals... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I liked this link from the "Related Links" section of the article:

    Best deals: The Courts

    Whoa.

    1. Re:Best deals... by Anml4ixoye · · Score: 1
      I liked this link from the "Related Links" section of the article:

      Best deals: The Courts

      Right. Did you actually click on the link? You get this gem:

      You may also find useful results for 'The Courts' in Video Games.
    2. Re:Best deals... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who bought this product also bought:

      US Senator (new/used) White House (slightly tarnished)

  18. seems fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... considering the US presidency only costs about $100 mil

    $20 mil for legal immunity sounds about right.

    1. Re:seems fair... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Not to get to OT:

      I think it cost a little more than that. Plus there are thousands of volunteers. Ultimately, if you could really buy the election then all that money Soros, et al, were pumping in would have helped more.

      Money greases the wheels, but it's not going to make radical changes.

      I'm sure it didn't help when Ballmer said, "You got change for a billion?".

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  19. Corruption by Afty0r · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Interestingly, Nokia is a Scandinavian country - and these countries tend to have strong anti-corruption laws (especially Finland) - corruption is regarded as highly unethical and unacceptable from a social POV. If this act had been committed by Fins, or in Finland I imagine people from both sides would be doing jail time by now...

    1. Re:Corruption by RPoet · · Score: 5, Funny

      Interestingly, Nokia is a Scandinavian country

      That's a common misconception. Nokia is not a country, it's the capital of Finland! Gee, stupid Americans.

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    2. Re:Corruption by Red_Harvest · · Score: 1

      Nokia are a big company, but I wouldn't really classify them as a "country" just yet...

    3. Re:Corruption by SorcererX · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nokia is not a Scandinavian country. Nokia is a Finnish company. Finland is not part of Scandinavia, Scandinavia is Norway, Sweden and Denmark. It is a common misinterpretation to consider Scandinavia the same as the "Nordic countries" which include Finland and Iceland. The term "Scandinavian" was created prior to Finland's independence from the Soviet Union.

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    4. Re:Corruption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finland is part of European Union. Check out your facts!

    5. Re:Corruption by LucidBeast · · Score: 4, Informative
      No no, Nokia is the second largest city in Finland formerly known as Espoo (my fair home town). There used to be a town called Nokia in Finland and some say it still exists, but like Santas village - nobody knows where it lays.

      Please keep buying Nokia phones and you help keep our city tax rate down.

      As for corruption. You can hardly buy a cup of coffee in Finland for your client without getting the local equivalent of IRS breathing down your neck.

    6. Re:Corruption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he meant, "is in".

      Holland is another tricky one...

    7. Re:Corruption by sekicho · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Depending on how you define "capital," that could be either funny or insightful.

    8. Re:Corruption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the definition of 'Scandinavia' varies. But yeah, that is perhaps the most common one. I think it'd be more accurate to say that Finland gained independence from Russia than the Soviet Union (the political situation was a bit unstable at the time).

    9. Re:Corruption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Interestingly, Nokia is a Scandinavian country

      That's a common misconception. Nokia is not a country, it's the capital of Finland! Gee, stupid Americans.
      It's an understandable mistake from someone who's government and national corporations believe that they can enforce their laws the world over.
    10. Re:Corruption by cameleon · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Holland... isn't that the capital of Brussels?

    11. Re:Corruption by Hardwick · · Score: 1

      >As for corruption. You can hardly buy a cup of coffee in Finland for your client without getting the local equivalent of IRS breathing down your neck. Some of us like it that way :>

    12. Re:Corruption by erroneus · · Score: 2

      Unethical and unacceptable conduct? Oh my! I can hear thousands of people clammering just to say "no, that's just the way business is done... everyone does it... it's normal, it's ordinary so it's okay..." Makes me want to move to Nokia. ;) I need to check the map where Nokia is first though -- there's a Nokia building not too far from where I live though I guess it's an embassy or something. Maybe I'll go there an apply for citizenship -- the pay seems okay.

    13. Re:Corruption by mikkom · · Score: 0

      "Bit unstable"? It was world war II for gods sake. There was no Russia at the time, it was definitely The USSR from who we did gain our freedom.

      (And yes, it was Russia who conquered finland from Sweden in the first place)

      By the way Finland is a part of scandinavia, at least that is what everyone here in scandinavia think and what is tauhgt at schools and universities.

    14. Re:Corruption by Nimey · · Score: 1

      While we're being pedantic, Finland was never part of the Soviet Union. The Russian Empire until just before that empire's collapse, yes.

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    15. Re:Corruption by i · · Score: 1

      Finland has never been a part of Soviet union.

      Finland hase been a part of Sweden between ca 1200 - 1809 when Sweden lost Finland to Tszar-Russia after a war. 1917 (I think) Finland declared themselves independent.
      In WWII Finland was attacked in several "wars" by Soviet but defended themselves succesfully. (They beat the Soviet armys seriously.) In the last battles at the end of WWII they had to get into a peace agreement that included giving Soviet about one fifth (20%) of Finland (mostly the part nearest Leningrad (now S:t Petersburg)).
      This was mostly due to polical pressure as a consequence of the outcome of WWII.

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    16. Re:Corruption by Afty0r · · Score: 1
      That's a common misconception. Nokia is not a country, it's the capital of Finland! Gee, stupid Americans.
      Whooops! - "is from" should have been in there somewhere.

      And just in defence of Americans, I'm from the UK and usually bash Americans for getting geography wrong :)
    17. Re:Corruption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Please keep buying Nokia phones and you
      >help keep our city tax rate down.


      Nokia lobbies for software patents. Don't buy their phones.

    18. Re:Corruption by srobert · · Score: 1

      "...corruption is regarded as highly unethical and unacceptable from a social POV."

      In America, corruption is regarded as shrewd and commendable from a social POV.

    19. Re:Corruption by decade_null · · Score: 3, Funny

      You make Americans' grasp of history and geography look good.

    20. Re:Corruption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, why would we be interested in other countries names, locations or silly history when we have the best fucking country in the world! And remember, if you are not with us, you are against us!!!

  20. Bribe the prosecutor ... get out of gaol/jail free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everything obout this stinks!

  21. Wow by LittleBigScript · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where can I go and get a degree in being a corporate board member or a CEO?

    They seem to be low skill, high pay jobs. And if you get fired, you get a firing bonus in the millions.

    1. Re:Wow by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Where can I go and get a degree in being a corporate board member or a CEO?

      That's not too hard. Problem is that the schools that offer such a degree can only be afforded by children of the very wealthy.

    2. Re:Wow by killjoe · · Score: 1

      I once saw this exchange on TV on the howard stern show.

      Howard is talking to a model and asks the question.

      "What is in the center of the solar system"
      The model doesn't know.
      Howard: Did you go to collage?
      Model: yes
      Howard: which one?
      Model: Harvard.

      Oh and this one from the enron hearings in congress.

      Congressman: Why didn't you report this income
      (Kenneth) Lay: I didn't think I had to
      Congressman: What do you mean? Every accountant knows that you have to report this income.
      Lay: I didn't.
      Congressman: You have a degree?
      Lay: Yes I have an MBA.
      Congressman: Where did you get the MBA from
      Lay: Harvard business school!

      Audience: Laughter.

      Just goes to show.

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    3. Re:Wow by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      So what we are saying is that you have to have rich parents to go to a posh school, to then be in a position to become wealthy yourself ?

      Hey: that does not seem fair ;-)

  22. Re:"Department of Justice" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bankrolling re-election: priceless.

  23. what a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    what a joke - their buying all these people in the industry -

    they are nothing but mafia that the government refuses to do anything about because they are getting paid off too.

    I hope all these people can sleep at night.

    1. Re:what a joke by dykofone · · Score: 3, Funny
      I hope all these people can sleep at night.

      You're concerns are certainly justified. Solid gold pillows and matresses stuffed with 100 dollar bills can be pretty uncomfortable, and trophy wives tend to have cold feet.

    2. Re:what a joke by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      You hope they can?

      I hope they can't. I've not lost so much hope in humanity yet that I want to consider the possibility that these people get away with these crimes against humanity and are still able to sleep.

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  24. Finland has ZERO corruption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are damn right! They would be doing jailtime! In fact Finland has Zero percent corruption. In Finland there is less corruption than in any other country in world. Here's the recent study about that:

    Transparency International Corruption Perceptions Index 2004

    1. Re:Finland has ZERO corruption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, Finland has more than zero corruption (I have personal knowledge of a couple of instances), but fortunately it has less corruption than other countries.

  25. Re:Why Finnish people are better than Americans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MOD UP!! This is interesting and I enjoyed seeing how Finland beated up USIANS!!

  26. Members == members of the board by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Informative
    Could it perhaps be that Redhat and OSDL and in fact most of the members are not members of the board of CCIA?

    That would be how these things are usually organised.

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  27. Bribes`r`us? by miffo.swe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How can any judge in the EU or anywhere else look at this as anything but a bribe? I have a hard time imaging a judge who they tell that MS is so much better now will take them seriously now that this little gem is out.

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    1. Re:Bribes`r`us? by bfree · · Score: 1

      And don't forget Novell's $536M to withdraw their complaint from the existing EU case.

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    2. Re:Bribes`r`us? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd love to know if this constitutes interfering with an ongoing case and how european law deals with such things. I'm not sure the DOJ would be so thrilled about it either -- interfering with a trade-partner's legal procedings that is.

      I doubt they'd care if MS paid of some chinese diplomat to be quiet, but the EU is a fairly big partner these days.

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    3. Re:Bribes`r`us? by Deusy · · Score: 1

      "How can any judge in the EU or anywhere else look at this as anything but a bribe?"

      Well, the judge [of antirtust case X] will simply roll over on his sunbed on a large yacht and ask the guy lying down next to him whether it was a bribe. The guy next to him being Bill Gates. And when Bill says no, the judge has no reason not to believe Bill. Why would Bill lie? He's a man of generosity and integrity.

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    4. Re:Bribes`r`us? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The DOJ has given no signs of caring about any misconduct conducted by MS, or any company of even approximately equivalent size.

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    5. Re:Bribes`r`us? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      The DOJ cared enough to have an initial case in the early 90's and to bring MS back to court in the late 90's. My suspicion is that the administration told them to drop it after the findings of fact and before a penalty was brought (and many news sources back that theory up).

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    6. Re:Bribes`r`us? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      A lot has changed at the DOJ since then. I was talking about the current (as of January, 2004) DOJ.

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  28. Profit? by Alioth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It has to be said:

    1. Get to head of industry body
    2. Criticise Microsoft
    3. ????
    4. Profit!

    Although, I guess the ???? bit has been worked out now.

  29. funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    funny how this happens right before the thanksgiving holiday in the US -

    microsoft is making the software industry just like the drug industry -

    a corrupt,greedy, and disfunctional industry.

  30. But it all ads up by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Being a criminal is not all that much fun. Rarely mentioned is the constant need to pay everyone off. A few million here, a few million there. Now nokia has left. How much are they going to need to keep silent eh?

    Worse with each payment the price goes up. If you got a complaint against MS you are hardly going to settle for a handshake are you? They paid in the past so you want your share.

    There is a reason IBM didn't just settle with SCO. If they did every lawyer in the world would have send them a complaint.

    Sure MS is buying itself temporary peace but this is resulting in two long term effects.

    First anybody else who has the slightest case will want their millions.

    But second is a far more damaging effect. If you read the FT story it is very clear that the journalist is calling this a clear case of bribery. Now why would you bribe a witness unless the witness has really seen something? I give it a couple more years before most of the real press will have decided that yes MS is a clearly corrupt company. This will cast suspicion on all their dealings.

    Surely any good journalist will then start to question every time MS gets a contract or makes a lawsuit go away who has been paid off for how much?

    If I were a reporter at the FT looking for a story I would do some investigation into who received what sums of money for the recent NHS deal or the US army deal. The last one is especially good. The US army has said that windows wasn't good enough for their future soldier project but it is good enough for the desktop of soldiers? Wheres the money!

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    1. Re:But it all ads up by tacocat · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But second is a far more damaging effect. If you read the FT story it is very clear that the journalist is calling this a clear case of bribery. Now why would you bribe a witness unless the witness has really seen something? I give it a couple more years before most of the real press will have decided that yes MS is a clearly corrupt company. This will cast suspicion on all their dealings.

      How old are you? You seem to be ignorant of the fact that this kind of behaviour has been going on with MSFT longer then the Internet has been public. The real press, as you so delicately put it, will do nothing. They can't sell copies based on some geeky shit like this. It's Mad Cow and Presidential blowjobs that sell papers.

      Many people that I talk to are in strict denial about all of this MSFT Monopoly thing. They either dismiss it as Free Market and Capitalism at it's finest or simply can't cope with the idea of an alternative.

      Microsoft is fucking huge! I don't think anyone really understands how much power that brings. Until you can find someone who will refuse a $250 million bribe you won't get anywhere. It's going to take some extremely ethical people to turn Microsoft around. And I don't see them in business or politics.

    2. Re:But it all ads up by RasendeRutje · · Score: 0

      " It's going to take some extremely ethical people to turn Microsoft around. And I don't see them in business or politics."
      But you can find them in the open source community!

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    3. Re:But it all ads up by DrSkwid · · Score: 1


      Surely any good journalist will then start to question every time MS gets a contract or makes a lawsuit go away who has been paid off for how much?

      and what good will that do?

      here we already have a blatant case where *everyone* knows "who has been paid off for how much", the consequences of which are ... business as usual.

      I bet they can even write it off against the pitifuly tax they pay.

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    4. Re:But it all ads up by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      So what if the FT write-up makes it clear that it's little short of bribery? The real consequence of this action is the CCIA now can't take legal action against Microsoft and that Microsoft can carry on doing what it likes.

      You think that the average guy buying his next PC or software in his local computer store cares whether Microsoft is "a clearly corrupt company" or not? It doesn't stop virtually every Fortune 500 company dealing with them, does it?

      And as for the mainstream press, well, to them Microsoft is just another story, so why would they care that much? Journalists are paid to report the news, not make the news.

      I think you really have no idea just how long Microsoft has been deliberately setting out to screw the competition (and everyone else) any way it can. Lotus, WordPerfect, Apple, Digital Research, Novell, IBM, Go, Netscape, Sendo - and those are just the ones that I can think of off the top of my head. Now, can you think of a single case in which Microsoft got its fair comeuppance?

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    5. Re:But it all ads up by Ytsejam-03 · · Score: 1
      I give it a couple more years before most of the real press will have decided that yes MS is a clearly corrupt company. This will cast suspicion on all their dealings.
      Are you insinuating that Microsoft is the only "clearly corrupt" major corporation in the US, or that they are merely one of a few? After all, we know that the IBMs, AT&Ts, Worldcoms, Enrons, and all the other major corporations would never do anything unethical just to make a buck.

      Seriously, I'm no Microsoft fanboy (just look at my posting history), but you can't tell me that any other major corporation would be any less evil given Microsoft's marketshare. The guys who run these companies got to where they are because they are aggressive businessmen, and in most cases somewhat less than ethical.

    6. Re:But it all ads up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely any good journalist will then start to question every time MS gets a contract or makes a lawsuit go away who has been paid off for how much?
      If I were a reporter at the FT looking for a story I would do some investigation into who received what sums of money for the recent NHS deal or the US army deal. The last one is especially good. The US army has said that windows wasn't good enough for their future soldier project but it is good enough for the desktop of soldiers? Wheres the money!


      I think Microsoft knew that however many "good journalists" write such articles, it won't make a dent at the bottom line. Microsoft is one of the brand where people who don't know think they are great and Gates is god and the majority of people who know don't care and only the minority actually truly hates them and avoid using MS products as much as possible, most of them unsuccessfully because of corporate policy.

      Another point is, it does not matter if MS has to pay for bribes and lobbyists. They are part of the cost of doing business. As long as the net profit or future profit is large, they will do this. This is why any lawsuits from decades ago to now failed to do any change in MS behavior. If you fine a thief 50% of the loot without any prison term, how many thieves do you think will reform themselves? The only way to reform MS is to slap a heavy fine and/or criminal charges against some executives.

      BTW, add that to the Air Force contract worth $0.5 billion.

    7. Re:But it all ads up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I give it a couple more years before most of the real press will have decided that yes MS is a clearly corrupt company. This will cast suspicion on all their dealings.

      Are you insinuating that Microsoft is the only "clearly corrupt" major corporation in the US, or that they are merely one of a few? After all, we know that the IBMs, AT&Ts, Worldcoms, Enrons, and all the other major corporations would never do anything unethical just to make a buck.

      Seriously, I'm no Microsoft fanboy (just look at my posting history), but you can't tell me that any other major corporation would be any less evil given Microsoft's marketshare. The guys who run these companies got to where they are because they are aggressive businessmen, and in most cases somewhat less than ethical.

      Why do this stupid argument always turn up? First of all, the GP does not say "the only" nor "the most". Second, justifying a bad behavior of a company (or person) using another bad behavior of another given a hypothetical situation is stupid. Microsoft has a corrupt culture. Period. It does not matter if IBM, Apple, Gateway act the same way given the 90% marketshare. The point is they don't have 90% marketshare and they don't act as an abusive monopoly. Microsoft has and does. This is the reality. You can talk about hypothetical cases anyway you want, but don't use it to make Microsoft behavior acceptable and exusable. Even if they did, do you think we won't opposed Apple and IBM? We maybe a fan now, but not if they become the ephitome of bad corporations. Have you thought why such thinking contributes to perpetuating such culture? By simply dismissing others as corrupt given a similar condition, you ensure that the status quo gets your support and money while not giving the others a chance to prove themselves. Also, you ignore that not all companies are bad. Some do have good and ethical owners, CEO, board members, and shareholders. Have you also thought that maybe the best solution is not giving anyone a 90% marketshare? Let's say MS shares drops to 50% and linux and Mac OS X gets 20% each and the rest of OSes gets the last 10%. Do you think any of them has a good chance to abuse their position?

      This kind of moral relativism is why our society is in trouble. We have Islamic terrorism and the politically correct crowd yells "but the Inquisition was worse" and this somehow excuses it. We have political arguments and say {Bush, Kerry} is just as evil as Hitler given the same situation. We see Van Gogh being murdered and say he asked for it.
    8. Re:But it all ads up by HiThere · · Score: 1

      That's not clear. I can *say* I wouldn't support MS for $250 million, but that hasn't been put to the test, and I have previously observed my opinions changing when practical reality intruded onto theoretical beliefs.

      If you're a smoker, try to quit, and you'll find out what I mean. Over and over. You know you can. All you've got to do is decide that you've quit. ... un huh! I eventually quit by:
      1) switching to organic cigarettes without additives in the paper (Shermans), and
      2) quitting slowly. First increasing the amount of time between cigarettes by 1 minute, then by two. At some point I shifted to smoking less from each cigarette, without decreasing the time between cigarettes. When I eventually got down to two puffs a day, THEN I quit cold turkey.

      N.B.: The first time I quit it was easy. But I went to a party, drank a bit, and relapsed. At first telling myself that I could quit any time, I'd proved it. Good joke. I really believed it until the time I tried to do it. I couldn't maintain my intention.

      Saying that you're ethical when you haven't been put in a test situation is kind of like that. Sometimes you're right. Watching myself I find that I have strong ethical beliefs, but when they conflict with my self advantage, it takes attention & intention to maintain them. And it makes me wonder just how many of them were originally created when I wasn't paying attention out of hommage to my self-benefit of the moment. I don't know, but many of them COULD have been. I've been in a less than powerful position most of my life, so it would be reasonable that my morality would, if created in that way, favor the less powerful. And it does.

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    9. Re:But it all ads up by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Actually, I can tell you that.

      IBM was an evil monopoly. Nobody can doubt that. But they were never as evil as Microsoft, just as Microsoft has never (yet) been as evil as the oil barons.

      Also, Microsoft gave notice of it's basic corporate stance long before it was a powerful company. (See B. Gates on other developers ripping off "his" Basic compiler...the one he, essentially, stole.)

      This isn't to say that monopolies aren't intrinsically evil. Being a monopoly magnifies the evil that one does much more than it magnifies the good. And it encourages new evils, because the traditional "root of all evil" is mistaken.

      It's not money, or even "the love of money" that's the root of all evil. It's the feeling of immunity to consequences. And this is part of what being a monopoly implies.

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    10. Re:But it all ads up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, put me to the test. I *swear* I won't keep the money. :-)

    11. Re:But it all ads up by killjoe · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit. MS execs are rolling in the dough. don't tell me being a criminal is not all that fun, just look at how they live.

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    12. Re:But it all ads up by Ytsejam-03 · · Score: 1
      Second, justifying a bad behavior of a company (or person) using another bad behavior of another given a hypothetical situation is stupid.
      Who is justifying anything? Did I ever say that Microsoft's behavior was excusable? Did I ever state that the behavior of corporate america in general was excusable? NO.

      The parent stated "I give it a couple more years before most of the real press will have decided that yes MS is a clearly corrupt company." I think it's already blatantly obvious that Microsoft is a "clearly corrupt company" and has been for some time. This even applies to members of the press.

      ...do you think we won't opposed Apple and IBM? We maybe a fan now...
      Sorry to disappoint you, but I've never really been much of an Apple fan. And as for IBM, I worked in their Provo, UT office for about 18 months during the 90's, and they're not any different from the others I mentioned, but that's not a surprise to most slashdotters.

      Also, you ignore that not all companies are bad. Some do have good and ethical owners, CEO, board members, and shareholders.
      Care to name any? You're the one who does not want to talk about hypotheticals. Oh, and be sure to state why.

      While I won't completely dismiss the possibility, I don't see how this can be true for a large company with lots of shareholders to answer to. In over ten years that I've been a part of corporate america, I've never worked anywhere that I did not perceive upper management as being completely corrupt. Idealism is great and everything, but it won't feed my family.

      Have you also thought that maybe the best solution is not giving anyone a 90% marketshare?
      Did you actually read any of my post aside from the bold part? We agree on this. But perhaps you are just a not-so-clever troll, and I'm a fool for responding. Either that or you're to young, naive, and inexperienced to know how things are in the real world.

    13. Re:But it all ads up by tacocat · · Score: 1

      I think you found your ethical beliefs eroded by the intrusions of reality.

      No matter how you quit smoking, you can only succeed by making that decision to quit and then figuring out how to get on with the rest of your life. That's the only way I've ever seen do it without relapsing later on. And yes, my wife and I smoked for years. Cold Turkey tests the metal.

      Similarly, the decision to take a bribe on an issue or not is independent of the amount of money involved. If it's a matter of degree, then you are one of those who has preferential ethical erosion rather than any true integrity.

      But this is irrelevant. No one who wants that position will have the integrity necessary to do the right thing. You have to be a whore to get there in the first place.

  31. So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    We can predict that something is evil if it's an american or an industrial association.

    *mock surprise*

  32. this may be unrelated but by suezz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Went to their web site and saw this. "CCIA today asked Congress to exempt foreign nationals holding advanced degrees from US Universities from H-1B visa quotas. The letter notes that without these exemptions, these individuals will work overseas for our nation's competition and leave a gaping hole in the workforce of domestic companies. Because the US has not produced enough advanced degrees in math, science and engineering companies must look abroad for workers. The requested exemption allows US firms to maintain their technological edge." I have friends and myself have computer science/math degrees and have programmed in c/c++ and prefer to be a system admin - but I have been turned down by positions because I have been told I am asking too much money. this is the reason why they want these people they will work for basically no salary - they just want to live over here because our country actually has running water and toilets. so basically this is a bunch of crap!!!

    1. Re:this may be unrelated but by ozric99 · · Score: 4, Funny
      I have friends and myself have computer science/math degrees and have programmed in c/c++ and prefer to be a system admin - but I have been turned down by positions because I have been told I am asking too much money. this is the reason why they want these people they will work for basically no salary - they just want to live over here because our country actually has running water and toilets. so basically this is a bunch of crap!!!

      I completely agree. I came over here from the UK and boy was I surprised when I found out that I could pull a lever and get water out! The best thing - you can get it hot or cold!!! Just wait until mother and father hears about this when I send my next letter back home. They'll be so pleased I'm not wallowing around in the mud looking for bugs like my brothers and sisters.

    2. Re:this may be unrelated but by gowen · · Score: 2, Funny
      They'll be so pleased I'm not wallowing around in the mud looking for bugs like my brothers and sisters.I know how you feel. My sister worked at Microsoft for a while, too.
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    3. Re:this may be unrelated but by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      could you send word back home that we're finding our current leader to be a bit of a dullard, dolt and dimwit, and could we possibly have George III back as our leader? or any other half-mad Hanoverian you might have lying about the place? We'll gladly start paying the Stamp Act and Townshend Duties, hell, they're cheaper and less invasive of our liberties and freedom than income tax.

    4. Re:this may be unrelated but by powerlinekid · · Score: 1

      You are a fucking moron. Pick up a degree in English while you're at it. I know Indians that speak better than you.

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  33. Being optimistic here but... by upside · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nokia's a Finnish company, and I'd like to think it reflects on their corporate culture. Finland's known for the relative lack of gravy. Transparency.org seems to think so anyway.
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    1. Re:Being optimistic here but... by iceborer · · Score: 1

      Finland's known for the relative lack of gravy

      It must be tough celebrating Thanksgiving there. I know that my mother-in-law's dessicated turkey surprise is inedible without the stuff.

    2. Re:Being optimistic here but... by acebone · · Score: 1

      I don't think the Finns celebrate thanksgiving - they're not THAT pro-US

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    3. Re:Being optimistic here but... by Jameth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is interesting, and I'd have to agree in general. Of course, the USA didn't score too low, hanging regularly around 7.7 since '95.

      However, I have some doubts about a survey which is entirely based off of the perceptions of businessmen and financial journalists. In many cases, that will result in a correct result, but it also often will not. Especially, nations which have companies getting a lot more press might have some shift in that, even if that doesn't reflect on the nation itself. Of course, to refute my own point, the US actually increased its ranking after the Enron and Worldcom scandals hit the news.

    4. Re:Being optimistic here but... by klmth · · Score: 1

      Indeed they are not. They are, however, keen on gravy.

    5. Re:Being optimistic here but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow ... bashing your mother-in-law's cooking skills in a WW forum ... you DO know these forums are write-only, right? :-)

      Unless this is some wicked way to instigate a divorce, you might at least have posted as an AC.

    6. Re:Being optimistic here but... by WalterDGeranios · · Score: 1
      Of course, the USA didn't score too low, hanging regularly around 7.7 since '95.

      That's because we bought them off.

    7. Re:Being optimistic here but... by n0tv3ry3lite · · Score: 1

      What do they do about mashed potatoes then?

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    8. Re:Being optimistic here but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you didn't read the actual rating scale where it said 10 was the LEAST CORRUPT, and 0 THE MOST.
      "*CPI Score relates to perceptions of the degree of corruption as seen by business people and country analysts and ranges between 10 (highly clean) and 0 (highly corrupt)."

  34. Hell by gosand · · Score: 2, Informative
    Where can I go and get a degree in being a corporate board member or a CEO? They seem to be low skill, high pay jobs. And if you get fired, you get a firing bonus in the millions.

    Hell. All you have to do is sign a deal with the Devil.

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    1. Re:Hell by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      Heh, if that were the case there would be a lot more rich people with no souls. As it stands, there are only a tiny percentage of people like that.

      So I'm guessing the devil only offers contracts to a select few.

  35. New get-rich-quick scheme by _w00d_ · · Score: 1

    Sue MS for antitrust violations and wait for the settlement.

  36. New business model for Microsoft by allanc · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, this might be the way to go for them. I certainly would stop complaining about Microsoft if they gave me $9.75M. Hell, I'd quit bitching for just $2M! Instead of spending so much money on advertising, they should just give it directly to people who hate them.

    1. Re:New business model for Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Instead of spending so much money on advertising, they should just give it directly to people who hate them.

      Even if they gave one cent to every person who hates them they would go bankcrupty right away.

    2. Re:New business model for Microsoft by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      Actually....they'd be good. See, to give one cent to every person in the world (~6.5 billion for our purposes), then it would only cost MS about $65 million. Hell, they could give each person a dollar, and they'd be out $6.5 billion. So if Microsoft really, really wanted to, they liquidate all their assets, it might be possible.

  37. unsettling by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Cases which use our justice system, using up taxes, should not merely be settled without a fee. If they're not going to produce a precedent, they should compensate the government at least a fraction of their costs as part of the settlement price. There's no reason why taxpayers like me should be subsidizing their competition without getting a piece of the action.

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  38. Suing Micro$oft for Fun and Profit by thelizman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I pointed this out a long time ago when Lindows (now Linspire) began suing Microsoft on anti-trust grounds, with proceeds from the suit to be paid to Windows-users in the form of copies of Lindows.

    Anti-Microsoft zealots gladly look the other way whem MS takes the hit, whether its wrong or right. Now that the big money is in the game, and people are suing for fun and profit, and it's *not* a Linux company getting the green, suddenly everyone is worried. pshaw!

  39. Comedy by The+Dodger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Edward Black, chief executive of the CCIA, said he regretted losing Nokia as a member, adding: "We understand their reasons."
    ..before hanging up the phone to resume rolling around naked on the dollar-strewn floor, laughing manically and throwing fistfuls of dollars into the air.

    I don't blame him. Fuck, if I got offered $9.75m to stop bitching about Microsoft, I'd take Gates' arm off at the elbow!


    D.

    1. Re:Comedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't blame him. Fuck, if I got offered $9.75m to stop bitching about Microsoft, I'd take Gates' arm off at the elbow!

      You know there are some people who would pay you a 100 million if you would do that!

    2. Re:Comedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He should have held out for a billion.

    3. Re:Comedy by Intrinsic · · Score: 1

      What is money? It only makes your life easier, it doesnt make you happy. Happyness can only be found inside of yourself. I understand why you would say this, i just think its mis-guided.

    4. Re:Comedy by djlowe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but say that when MS offers YOU that kind of money, OK?

      Money may not buy happiness... but it DOES buy something FAR more precious - TIME.

      And what you do with that time, of course, is all up to you. And THAT includes working towards happiness, which is a LOT easier when you don't have to worry about working to pay bills, or worse, just to buy groceries.

      Now, is it worth it to never be credible again in this industry? Guess you'll have to answer that for yourself, should this situation ever arise for you, just as this guy did.

      But don't try to convince anyone here that money isn't important, because it IS... it's more a matter of what your price is, and THAT, my friend, is something that everyone discovers for themselves, if pushed far enough, and then lives with, one way or another.

    5. Re:Comedy by Saeger · · Score: 1
      But don't try to convince anyone here that money isn't important, because it IS...

      Sure, money's still important TODAY, but only because there's a lot of physical scarcity in the world that people must trade for to earn their living.

      But at some point in the not too distant future, we'll have the technology to lift billions of people out of poverty at very little cost. With a non-sci-fi device such as a self-sufficient molecular manufacturing "3D printer" in every home, money loses a lot of its traditional value because you don't need as much to live happily in luxury. Yeah, you still need to provide other value to earn some money if you want to trade up for actual scarcity, like prime realestate, but otherwise you can exit the rat race and cooperate instead of compete.

      The vast majority of people are content to live within their means; it's a select few who are greedy enough to do ANYTHING to increase their relative wealth & power. It's an evolutionary psych thing that drives some people to want to be at the top of the pyramid at any cost.

      I suppose you could say I've got a strange perspective though: All the evidence I've read points to a nearing technology singularity, which makes a lot of old world beliefs irrelevant, if you can manage to get past the cognitive dissonance first.

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    6. Re:Comedy by Intrinsic · · Score: 1

      I hear what you are saying, but I still think the focus is misguided, I would hope I would never trade my beliefs for a price... no amount of money is worth what happens to you when you sacrifce somthing you belive in. It changes you beyong comprehension. Life is only worth living when you are in tune with what you believe in, when you give up on that, money isnt going to save you from yourself.

  40. Anti-microsoft lobbyists can be corrupt too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the group that published the anti-Microsoft paper that got Dan Geer fired from @stake.

    http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/09/26/0 29 252&tid=109&tid=172

  41. Fail-out. by JaJ_D · · Score: 3, Interesting

    the bbc is reporting that "A new round has opened in the European Commission anti-trust battle against Microsoft as the judge hearing its appeal called for a closed meeting. The meeting - to be held on Thursday - follows US-based Novell and the Computer and Communications Industry Association dropping out of the case. "

    Wonder if this means the EU Anti-trust case will fail apart, or, like the US slowly fade into nothing

    Jaj

    1. Re:Fail-out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wonder if this means the EU Anti-trust case will fail apart, or, like the US slowly fade into nothing

      Pointing out that the US is slowly fading into nothing is unpatriotic, citizen.

  42. Pocket Change by Mulletproof · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Makes you wonder about the people behind the anti-trust lawsuits when you find out that the cause they're so firmly behind can be bought out so easily. Also makes you wonder if it's as big a deal as these people are potentially inflating it to be in some cases.

    Of course, 9.5 million is enough to make anybody think twice.

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  43. 'twas Churchill, not Shaw by rcs1000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    And the woman in question was Lady Astor.

    They had two other famous exchanges (and strangely always seemed to find themselves next to each other at dinner):

    Winston Churchill: Madam, you are ugly.
    Lady Astor: And you, Winston, are drunk.
    Winston Churchill: Ah yes, but in the morning I shall be sober.

    &

    Lady Astor: If you were my husband Winston, I should poison your soup.
    Winston Churchill: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

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    1. Re:'twas Churchill, not Shaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I always thought it wss an Oscar Wilde story.

      Quick Google shows it's been attributed to all 3. Anyone know for sure?

    2. Re:'twas Churchill, not Shaw by LetterJ · · Score: 3, Funny

      "and strangely always seemed to find themselves next to each other at dinner"

      Are you kidding? If I knew that exchanges like that were likely, I'd not only regularly invite both to gatherings but INSIST that they sit near each other.

    3. Re:'twas Churchill, not Shaw by NinjaFarmer · · Score: 1

      I've actually done that with two of my friends. One is a Jewish leftist, and the other is an athiest on the far right.

      They couldn't agree on ANYTHING.

    4. Re:'twas Churchill, not Shaw by aurelian · · Score: 1

      My guess would be that nobody said it.

    5. Re:'twas Churchill, not Shaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Invite guests for dinner who are both witty and bitter enemies.
      2. Invite crew from reality TV show X.
      3. Profit!

    6. Re:'twas Churchill, not Shaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who are you? Jerry Springer? That's what LetterJ stands for, ain't it?

    7. Re:'twas Churchill, not Shaw by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      My guess is that they all found an opportunity to have said it, likely on more than one occasion.
      The line is enough of a classic that, given a quick mind and the right opportunity, it would be repeated, whether or not they had even heard of it before.

  44. Cool .... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
    I'll like to file an Anti-Trust case based on the large numbers of Anti-Trust cases =) I mean, there must be a lot more that we don't know about=)


    Like a big meta-anti-trust case; or maybe just meta-trust.

    I like it. Well, I've never met a meta-anti-trust I didn't like, so can we make it a Class Action Meta Anti Trust (CAMET) lawsuit and get meta rich?

    I see potential here.

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  45. Thats nothing by silux · · Score: 1

    Microsoft paying out that much is like me getting a $50 speeding ticket. Its simply not going to make a difference. For a company that makes that much money it has to be at least in the hundreds of millions.

    1. Re:Thats nothing by relaxrelax · · Score: 1

      This is the microsoft pattern:

      1- Do antitrust things.

      2- Profit

      3- Try to settle, but pay damages if sued. This is the cost of brib, er, the cost of doing business!

      4- Keep the market share obtained from antitrust tactics. Profit unhibited since you already got sued for those tactics!

      5- Keep reputation of crushing competition as a weapon as powerful as crushing the competition. You can't be sued for that, really, so half of microsoft's crimes are pure profit!

      The only way to stop that is to force some of their products to be freewares.

      If they'd lose Microsoft word and maybe solitaire on top of it, that would have been the beginning of a real fine that would really work!!

      And other lawsuits could start freeing parts of Office, or even parts of Windows!!!

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  46. Lather, Rinse, repeat? by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 2, Funny

    What keeps someone from just forming a new association and repeating the process?

    Hey, i patent that!

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  47. MP:MoL by NLG · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, so you're from Glasgow?

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  48. E-mail Adress by goatan · · Score: 3, Informative
    Here's ed black's e-mail address so you can practice your right to free speech tell him what you think of corruption

    eblack@ccianet.org

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  49. This is absolutely despicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...where do I sign up?

  50. Re:$20 million? To make an antitrust suit disappea by banzai51 · · Score: 1

    Sure, but they have a what, 40 Billion dollar war chest? File under petty change.

  51. CCIA ignored MS manipulation in Corel takeover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Corelrescue group (Corel shareholders) contacted CCIA and Ed Black for assistance in 2003 when Microsoft was clearly manipulating the former Linux supporter and Office suites competitor Corel to take it private using closely associated and former MS personnel as their proxies.

    Surprisingly, Ed Black had no interest in Microsoft's burying, and even grabbing control, of one of their few remaining high-profile competitors.

    Or perhaps it wasn't surprising at all. It sometimes feels that almost everyone involved with US corporate world is somehow corrupt and only looking to stuff their own bank accounts.

    But at least Ed Black can now sleep well on his greenback-stuffed mattress.

    Back to sleep America, normal service has resumed and the corporate watchmen are back on the corporate bankroll...

    The annoying but harmless Quis custodiet ipsos custodes issue has been taken care of.

  52. Jumping to Conclusions by Snorklefish · · Score: 1
    .

    It should be noted that the settlement terms have not been released. We don't know what promises Ed Black has made to Microsoft, or vice-versa.

    Perhaps Mr. Black has promised to sing Microsoft's sweet praises, but that need not be the case. Microsoft may have silenced a critic...or simply bankrolled an opponent. At this point, we don't know.

  53. Re:$20 million? To make an antitrust suit disappea by Tackhead · · Score: 1
    > As to where that $20 million went, well, that's another story. If half did go to Ed Black then it seems to me that he's got a lot of explaining to do.

    "Hold on a minute, Gillian Anderson and I have to open another magnum of Dom Perignon to help us wash down the beluga caviar grits we just finished licking outa Natalie Portman's belly button", he explained.

  54. Yet another way to get rich off of Microsoft... by erc · · Score: 1

    Copy the details of the original lawsuit, file it under your *AA association's name, then wait for Microsoft to make you an offer you can't refuse. Hey, if everyone did that, Microsoft would either go broke paying people off, or be forced to go to trial and lose! Cool!

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  55. The Media's Role by Frescard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why is it that nowadays the media isn't capable of calling a spade a spade anymore? Here we got a case where the position of the writer is quite obvious, and he describes the case is a matter that leaves any thinking person no other conclusion than to assume bribery. But the writer (or at least his editor) just can't dare to actually say the word out loud. If they'd be talking about elephants we'd be hearing somthing like "Ah, yes. We got a big, gray animal here, with four huge round legs, and two flappy ears, and in the front there's a long, flexible trunk...", but they'd never dare to actually use the 'E'-word. I thought this incapability of calling things by it's name were just limited to election issues (and certain presidents' behaviours), but it seems that in general we can't expect the media to call things by it's proper names anymore.

    1. Re:The Media's Role by JettLogic · · Score: 1

      It's probably a good way to do it. Don't call it bribery / corruption / anything-that-might-get-you-into-court, but state the facts in such a way that the reader draws the desired conclusion for him/herself.

      Certainly a far better approach than the ranting with minimal support that makes up much FUD.

    2. Re:The Media's Role by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      > But the writer (or at least his editor) just can't dare to actually say the word out loud.

      I would suggest it was the *lawyers* that stopped him calling the spade a spade.

  56. Hey! by gargonia · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've been a vocal critic of Microsoft for a lot longer than this guy! Where's my payoff!?!!?!

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  57. Membership has its privileges by BalloonMan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This announcement says that Microsoft has joined the CCIA. Check out the summary of the CCIA's mission at the bottom:
    The Computer & Communications Industry Association (CCIA) is a nonprofit membership organization for companies and senior executives from diverse sectors of the computer and communications industry. CCIA's mission is to further our members' business interests by being the leading industry advocate in promoting open, barrier-free competition in the offering of computer and communications products and services worldwide.

    So, now that Microsoft is a member, CCIA is working for them to further their member's business interests. Barrier-free competition means Microsoft shouldn't have to deal with annoying lawsuits.

    IMHO, the announcement says the CCIA is now Microsoft's bitch.

    1. Re:Membership has its privileges by l3v1 · · Score: 1

      Correct. And 1 more thing: Redhat and OSDL being also members, what would be the prudent course of action ? 1). RH and OSDL quit the association, following Nokia, 2). they conjugate (yes, in _that_ sense) with MS in this warm hearted association ?

      After successfully buying out and dissecting competion for decades, maybe this will be the new MS way to break FOSS associations. Pay themselves into every board and make them go away.

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  58. I'm Sure Someone Else Has Posted This But... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    1) Criticize Microsoft.
    2) Criticize Microsoft some more.
    3) Profit!

    This is definitely where Microsoft has the advantage over open source - a single proprietary source to criticize!

    More importantly, it is deservedly so!

    Mod this troll, mod this flamebait. Is that all you got, huh? Are you nuts? Come at me!

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  59. well... by DeathByDuke · · Score: 0

    i hate bill gates.

    now sue me. i need my xmas money.

  60. In the long run... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why take the money? in the long run wouldn't Black be better off if Microsoft dropped, then he could pick up some of the slack...

  61. How much will they pay RealNetworks? by edxwelch · · Score: 1

    CCIA $10M, Novell half a billon, RealNetworks, only ones left...

  62. This was Ballmer's number one project this year. by rspress · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ballmer wanted to get all lawsuits out of the way. The best way to do that was pay off everyone. Ballmer laid out his top 10 plans in order of importance.

    1. Pay off all litigants.

    2. Buy a new shirt, all the my others have pit stains.

    3. Investigate what antiperspirant is

    4. Attend next class of the Howard Dean speech school

    5. Hostile take-over of The Hair Club for men for their technology.

    6. Steal Apples ideas, rebrand as Microsofts.

    7. Portray everyone who uses a non-microsoft MP3 player as thieves. Portray Windows users as honest folk...ignore questions about product activation that contacts our servers.

    8. Buy another shirt, this one is pit stained already.

    9. Say I saw linux developers dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight.

    10. Fix security in Windows, if we can.

  63. unsettling or common sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they're not going to produce a precedent, they should compensate the government at least a fraction of their costs as part of the settlement price.

    First: civil suits are not free. You have to pay a filing fee to even get into court in a civil case.

    Second: settlements are negotiated by the parties' attorneys, not the courts. Why should the parties pay the courts a fee for settling their dispute out of court - especially since they just spared the court the burden of handling a full-blown litigation?

  64. too common subsidy by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    The filing fee doesn't defray the costs to the state (thereby the people) of the suit, except nominally. Nor should it - the Judicial Branch budget is an investment in *justice*. When the parties conclude a civil suit with a judicial decision, the state profits in the precedent, which it uses for more justice in the future. When they don't, they state's return on investment is minimal. No justice need be served by a settlement, nor is any available to the state, as settlements are not precedential. By the time these cases reach a settlement, the costs to the people have long ago dwarfed the filing fee, so it's a net loss in dollars, with no gain whatsoever in justice.

    Litigants which settle are using the court as a negotiating tool. That's acceptable, so long as they pay their fair share. Otherwise, taxpayers like me are subsidizing their negotiation budgets - and that's unjust.

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  65. Fucking jews just cover each other's asses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two fucking jews just cover each other's ases and nothing else to this story.
    http://www.jewwatch.com

  66. Re:$20 million? To make an antitrust suit disappea by BK425 · · Score: 1

    Since everyone here's assuming this is horrible let me play devils advocate and say that if Ed spends -half- the money microsoft gave him on richly deserved yachts and the other half on funding future suits against Microsoft... this could be an excellent model for helping to fund legal action against MS.

    You don't think they will -stop- giving people reasons to sue do you? (If they did suddenly go all lilly white and pure this would also be a positive outcome). I don't know the details of the suit so I'm not saying they did the right thing in this case. But I have a certain skepticism when everyone jumps on the same bandwagon like we're seeing in these comments. When that happens there's more risk of the wheels coming off IMHO.

  67. 'splainin to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to who? you? mr. ed has to 'splain nuthin to no one.

  68. Re:$20 million? To make an antitrust suit disappea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $500 million here, $20 million there, eventually it can add up to real money.

  69. My thoughts exactly by metamatic · · Score: 1

    For a mere $2m I would promise never to say anything bad about Microsoft again. How about it, Bill?

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  70. The other fun pairing... by swb · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...is AIDS activitst and animal rights activist. Ladies and Gentlemen, the subject is "AIDS drug testing". Discuss.

    I find the debate that ensues made all the more hilarious as the two groups generally agree on about 99% of issues.

  71. Re:$20 million? To make an antitrust suit disappea by nomadic · · Score: 1

    As to where that $20 million went, well, that's another story. If half did go to Ed Black then it seems to me that he's got a lot of explaining to do.

    He don't got to do nothing. "You want an explanation? Well, tough. Jeeves, show the gentleman out."

  72. "industry" groups.. by segfault_0 · · Score: 1

    Why does it seem that groups with "Industry" in them are bad news for the consumer/public? This group represents big business and their issues and to be surprised that they would take a payoff, if thats what they did, shouldnt surprise you. They support H1-B visas as well. Although emotions on these visas may be mixed, they certainly benefit the corporations first and the public second - anyone who thinks differently should perhaps read "The Grapes of Wrath". No big surprises here for me.

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    1. Re:"industry" groups.. by the_leander · · Score: 1

      One of the interesting side effects of this is that in paying off these companies, Microsoft has all but pulled the plug on the upcomming appeal by Microsoft against the EU's desision to spank them. They're going to win because beyond Real Networks, the rest of the defendants have pulled out as a result of this and other deals recently.

      This is a very calculating move by the lads in Redmond and will have far reaching effects.

      As much as I dispise M$, I trully admire their cunning in these matters.

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  73. Team America.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuk yeah!!!

  74. Why do I find this stuff so funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  75. And here's yet another by amwassil · · Score: 1

    Theoretically, we have one guy making a mountain out of a molehill. Practically, we have two women with enough sense to consider making a lot of money doing something trivial.

    Women always know who the mother is, men are never sure who the father is. And this makes sex a matter of different perspectives! Women have always been ready, willing and able. Men have invented ways to control them, including calling them "whores".

    1. Re: And here's yet another by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really need to get laid more...

    2. Re: And here's yet another by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comment is a total non-sequiter. Whether or not the guy needs to get laid more has nothing at all to do with what he said.

  76. Canada VS the USA - Due to Bush and MS alone! by relaxrelax · · Score: 1

    According to the transparency international web site, the USA is at 7.5 while Canada is at 8.5 (the most honest was Finland at 9.7).

    The difference between Canada and the USA is 1.0 which probably means Bush got re-elected using Microsoft's money and Kerry failed to get elected despite Microsoft's donations. Here is a link:

    "Microsoft used soft money to pour more than $2.7 million into the political process in the 2002 election cycle"
    http://marketwatch-cnet.com.com/2100-1001- 211734.h tml

    "individual Microsoft employees gave a total of $1.13 million dollars in this election cycle, an amount rivaling Microsoft"

    So I rest my case. The discrepancy between Canada and the US is due to George Bush and Microsoft Alone. For more info on how I reached the conclusion, see the warning about slashdot polls. (-;

    In any case, I'm buying a Nokia at Xmas. NOT an Xbox.

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  77. Re:$20 million? To make an antitrust suit disappea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what's Novell doing with that $500M? Delightfully, they're using it to sue Microsoft again, on some other grounds.

  78. Microsoft are now members of the OSDL? by AmbyVoc · · Score: 1


    Well that's kinda scary.

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  79. When You select Your next phone by Mr+Europe · · Score: 1

    You know which cell phone to select when You're buying a new one.
    I hope Nokia stays strong in its view against MS.

    I'm wondering if one association makes never-sue-deal in a anti-trust case it can only speak for itself. Anyone else should now also be entitled to sue MS for the same reason.

  80. Ed Black ? by Mr+Europe · · Score: 1

    Is he the brother of Joe Black ?
    http://www.meetjoeblack.com/

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119643/
    "...Death itself enters his home and his life, personified in a man's body: Joe Black has arrived. His intention was to take Bill with him, but accidentally, Joe's former host and Bills beautiful daughter Susan have already met. "(www.imdb.com)

    Is Bill Gates daughter's (Jennifer) other name Susan ?

  81. Lack of gravy is a process requiring ongoing work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I hope it does reflect on the Finnish corporate culture. However, lack of gravy, even a relative lack is a process requiring ongoing work. Slack off for a short while and things go sour quickly.

    Two things I'd like to see examined more carefully are

    a) something that looks suspiciously like the state sponsoring a private company's ad campaign and

    b) something that looks like a potential conflict of interest by putting an MS exec in charge of the country's information. He claims to be cutting ties with MS, but like any politician talk is cheap and only actions count. Highly qualified and experienced candidates were pushed aside to put him in that post.