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better for you than beer?
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most unusual country name on our logs
COTE D'IVOIRE
not well known, but fashion consious nonetheless?
still thirsty?
try this strange brew, that's good for you, & freely distributable too.
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seen/done almost everything, still thirsty?
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high end personal processor power
try this strange brew, that's good for you, & freely distributable/hackable too. -
still no profit? still thirsty?
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endless text messaging leaving you dry/empty?
you could try this strange brew, that's good for you. & freely distributable too. -
still chugging litres of java, & still tired?
try this strange brew, that's good for you, & freely distributable too. -
don't give a gigaflop about computer cracks?
still thirsty?try this strange brew, that's good for you, & infinitely replicatable too.
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they may, or may not, spill the beans?
either way, this strange brew, is good for you, & freely distributable too. -
to avoid turning into a pillar of salt
try this strange brew, that's good for you, & freely distributable too. -
nothing tedious left to do, & still thirsty?
strange brew, that's good for you, & freely distributable too. -
better than (smelling) wine, right in your fridge
strange brew, that's good for you, & freely distributable, too. -
don't let it happen to you
are you disillusioned buy the highly falsely advertised concoctions prescribed for US by the greed/fear/ego based payper liesense stock markup FraUD corepirate nazi execrable, that's supposed to make you healthy, happy, horny, etc....?
alternatively, we offer a strange brew, that's good for you, & freely distributable, too. -
do it yourself detox/tonic
some knowledge of heating (water) required.
strange brew, that's good for you. -
still based on the ancient formula
strange brew, that's good for you. -
drink your way to peace & quiet?
strange brew, that's good for you. -
homebrew inside of you?
strange brew, that's good for you. -
/. users get a real boost?
stange brew, that's good for you. -
free (of hangovers) stuff lightens load
strange brew, that's good for you. -
build your own ancient tonic/remedy at home?at a cost of only pennies per gallon? &, as if that wouldn't be enough, it monitors you?
strange brew, that's good for you.
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getting stronger, even after 2000+ years of use
strange brew that's good for you. -
better for you than beer?
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better for you than beer?
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also good with lunch, no registration required
strange brew that's good for you. -
better for you than beer?
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improved children through enlightened parentingobviously, they must be fed well, but for real 'smarts', they'll need accurate information.
strange brew thats good for you, too.
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home brew that's good for you
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all things in moderation
health drink since around 225 b.c..
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things could get much easier soon?
alternatively, this stuff has been used for stress relief, etc..., since way back when...
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badtolling the evile fuddites
we were wondering what you thought of the ill eagle softwar gangsters' gottiesque attackS on the hobbyist whiner dogooders, & tux, et AL?"working" under the r00l of the kingdumb, is probably not too different than having some of your ships/pourtolls
thanks for all the entertainment bill. if you have any ambition left, you should go public about oss/gnu. your legacy would then match your legend.
if you need any help with the above, let US know.
don't worry that we're too small (not enough big iron). since we were found to be one of the "Top 10 Companies of 2002"(tm) , on fuddle's search thingy, our heads alone are big enough to power US.
almost everything's gnu now. wait bill, there's more...
beat DOWn from trying to be a big star/defending the earth? you may want to try some nice ktea. it's not snake oil, but it's still good for you.
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can you hear me now?we've been dialing in this # for daze, & just can't seem to get our wires crossed.
poor service is nothing gnu.
in a urlrelated topic, you can only imagine our surprise, at being listed as one of the "Top 10 Companies of 2002"(tm) , on fuddle's search thingy.
almost everything's gnu now.
beat DOWn from trying to be a billyunheir/keeping your job? you may want to try some nice ktea. it's not snake oil, but it's still good for you.
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breaking your .asp? for FraUDuleNT FUDgePackers?
right, IT's a
tco? fooey. pay "protection" money to some FraUDuleNT payper liesense peddling softwar gangsters? no way? not you J.? say it isn't so. be LIEk giving gotti money to keep those garmentiers "in line". thosewithout our tco of software being near $0.00, thanks to the good gnus, we'd likely never be listed as one of "Top 10 Companies of 2002"(tm) , on fuddle's search thingy.
almost everything's gnu now. wait, there's more...
beat DOWn from trying to be a billyunheir/keeping your job? you may want to try some nice ktea . it's not snake oil, but it's still good for you.
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do not help fuddles take the wwworld hostage
tco? fooey. pay "protection" money to some FraUDuleNT payper liesense peddling softwar gangsters? no way? not you J.? say it isn't so. be LIEk giving gotti money to keep those garmentiers "in line". thosewithout our tco of software being near $0.00, thanks to the good gnus, we'd likely never would be listed as one of "Top 10 Companies of 2002"(tm) , on fuddle's search thingy.
almost everything's gnu now. wait, there's more...
beat DOWn from trying to be a billyunheir/keeping your job? you may want to try some nice ktea . it's not snake oil, but it's still good for you.
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?professional? forum poster?
?pr? "style" LIEk fuddles.con uses on forums all over the wwworld? all you knead to do that, is to renounce any rights to your integrity.we've had remarkable ?success?, riding on rob's coattails, by posting whimsical plugs for our gnu 'business', etc..... train as you go, what a skirma, no? the pay is not exceptional, but we do get to keep our souls.
of course, all that's changing now, ever since we were listed as one of the "Top 10 Companies of 2002"(tm) , on fuddle's search thingy. what a br\eak for US?
almost everything's gnu now. there's more...?
beat DOWn from trying to be a billyunheir/keeping your job? you may want to try some nice ktea. it's not snake oil, but it's still good for you.
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learn as you go?
hankering to administrate something, but you're not a kode phreak? you could get yourself a url, then some nifty scripts (like rob has). pretty soon, you'd have a sort of preconfigured site, which could be adjusted to peddle your wares, etc.... 4asong?.no need to fear US, especially since we've been listed as one of the "Top 10 Companies of 2002"(tm) , on fuddle's search thingy.
almost everything's gnu now.
you may want to try some nice ktea. it's not snake oil, but it's still good for you.
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save some time
need to become 'net enabled? instead of having to learn something complicated that is usually of no use to you, you could investigate ready-made ecommerce sites. no need to be suspicious, since we've been listed as one of the "Top 10 Companies of 2002"(tm) [msn.com], on fuddle's search thingy.almost everything's gnu now. talk about easy fashion [easyfashion.com]? ecomability [ecomability.com]? there's more...
beat DOWn from trying to be a billyunheir/keeping your job? you may want to try some nice ktea [kombucha.org]. it's not snake oil, but it's still good for you.
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suffer the artists/audience?
whois the middle?men?, & why are they going postal over folks listening to music/sharing files?meanwhile, as always, we're ?thrilled? about being listed as one of the "Top 10 Companies of 2002"(tm) [msn.com], on fuddle's search thingy.
almost everything's gnu now. talk about easy fashion [easyfashion.com]? ecomability [ecomability.com]? there's more...
beat DOWn from trying to be a billyunheir/keeping your job? you may want to try some nice ktea [kombucha.org]. it's not snake oil, but it's still good for you.
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ford re-issues t-byrd
looking towards the daze when our web servers fit in my shirt pocket.meanwhile, it's not hard to imagine our surprise, at being listed as one of the "Top 10 Companies of 2002"(tm) , on fuddle's search thingy.
almost everything's gnu now. talk about easy fashion? ecomability? there's more...
beat DOWn from trying to be a billyunheir/keeping your job? you may want to try some nice ktea. it's not snake oil, but it's still good for you.
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whois ascared of the FraUDuleNT FUDgePackers?
well, not so long ago, billy's bots (hired goons) had one of our non-profit sites deleted from several major search engines (where it had been the # 1 answer under it's topic for years), to reciprocate for our determination to ideNTify/debunk bill's ?pr? shills on various "public" forums. fair is fair, right? anyway, years later we're proud to have achieved the "status" of being listed as one of the Top 10 Companies of 2002(tm) , on billy's search thingy, in yet another endeavor. what a ?br\eak? for us.you just can't keep the good gnus DOWn i guess.
see also: FraUDuleNT EyeCon
annoying (telling the truth about) fuddles couldn't be any worse than say, peacing off, john gotti, now that they're dead. you can bulleave me or knot. probably just best to keep yOUR heads buried in the sillysand.
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the end of megasloth's .con?gone are the daze when sum ill eagle FraUDuleNT stock markup/hostage ransom scamsters, can conpromise sum majic ?"product"? that will sell billyuns of copIEs? gowan. haveN'T herd that on the blather yet.
congratulations J., on your acquisition of your free pass into the brave gnu wwworld of open/honest communications/commerce. what!!??, you haveN'T gotten won yet? gadzuks!
you're welcome.
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the lies behind the ties/dress for suksass
IT matters little what one wears. lessons learned at home as a child should suffice to provide hygiene/manners.what's behind the "presentation" is key. if the product/service offered is some bogus payper liesense stock markup FraUD, then you WILL need a distracting outfit to wear, & a bunch of deceptive verbage.
If the company's "image" is a "job 1", or if the public recognizes them doo to sh!tstorms of phony ?pr? rhetoric, they're probably going to knead to mould you into their "image".
some folks will buy rocks if they're wrapped nicely. some folks realize that overdone "packaging" will mask worth less product(s).
drink swahilli, come as you are.
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stessed? thirsty?
Concerned that the hole fairytail stock markup FraUD "economy" may be coolappsing around US? Don't fret. live well/a long time -
good for you
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Virtual Marketplace(s)
Sometimes, I think I need another instance of the OS running when I'm working on 3-4 desktops, with maybe 40-50 apps running concurrently. But then, I think, maybe I'm just working too hard.Anyhow, We're here, & here, & here, for you, with more coming every day, if you need IT, or just somewhere to hang your hack. Talk about virtual instances/multiplication?, we're like rabbits. Almost everything's GNU now. Don't forget to look here for some really good stuff.
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clean yourself up
same idea (for over 2000 years now), for humans. -
censorship/MiSinformation for fun & profitWe produce/distribute an ancient mysterious concoction all over the world. We have 100% 'customer' satisfaction, & volumes of testimonials of benefits to users.
However, this 'remedy' remains virtually unrecognized (it has been available for over 2000 years) in the health care 'community'. Obvious reason: The 'free' aspect . The substance reproduces itself constantly, therefore eliminating the need for professional/commercial involvement. We are, endeavoring to have the stuff analyzed by a large university. The results 'should' be available in several months/years, depending on the nature of the discoveries. The researcher whois initiating the study, only 'hopes" his work will be available publicly, citing bias towards corporate entries, in the publication of research. We'll keep you posted.
That aside, we'll never censor your legitimate input at ScaredCity?tm?. Plus, in order to keep diversity alive, we will be, from time to time, giving away, a variety of gnu wave URLs, including a year's free hosting, to those nimble enough to follow the simple directions, while not being afraud.
fud IS dead. Welcome to the brave gnu world of open/honest communications/commerce, where the 'bottom LIEn', is NOT the only line.
God bless/help, all of us/U.S..