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LiquidGeneration has another slideshow of optical illusions (SWF).

A women bludgeoned her boyfriend to death with an ipod!

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rumormill/ipod_kil ling.html

like this?

OBR* - And Ms. Spears has nice

breasts.

* - Obligatory Breast Reference

Nice? Only sometimes,
apparently!

George W. Bush IS himself a mac user.

Which means he'd better fire the FEMA director for this one... as a fellow Mac using Republican, I would expect no less! Either that, or beat him with his iPod.

I think this is why it's important to form standards and stick to them. A bit like the Prisoner's Dilemma, I suppose, where if one company breaks the standard they could reap greater rewards but when everybody does it everybody is penalized.

L. Ron said so.

They belong to the same mindwash group as Tom Cruise, cut them some slack!

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rumormill/playstat ion_army.html

link for the playstation controller comment fyi:

Sony on Friday announced that it would investigate claims by a former US military official that parts from its Playstation 2 video game console are being tested in military equipment for operations in Iraq and Afghanistan.

USAF C-23 Sherpa
USCG HH-65A Dolphin (Dauphin)
Sony
Panasonic Toughbook
Software for the F-35 Strike Fighter (p.17)
Fox NBC Rec Vehicle

Not huge projects, but not inconsequential, either.

Oh if only Lindsey Lohan would play Hermine... http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/video/snl_pot ter.mov

:-)

I've been curious about Britney's actual breast size for a long time now. Maybe Google will help us end this debate once and for all.

It's likely Flash which is doing the popup. Use Adblock to get rid of most of the advertising Flash files. Liquid Generation is a good test of whether or not your browser blocks Flash popups as it always seems to open up a new window.

I refer you to the ongoing research article on the subject.

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_ breasts.asp

It is anything but conclusive.

I know! I know! How about this one?

...it may seem relatively orthogonal to the topic, I believe people may still be interested in... ...The Mystery of Britney Spears' Breasts!

Other crusades have been

The prohibition of Alchohol during 20's. Alcohol was the the leading factor in bad health, missed work, crime, violence, etc. ie, it was the root of all evil, so banning it ofcourse would fix all these social ills.

Communism during early fifties. For its strange ability to make people homosexual. Which of course makes it the root of all evil.

The evil "switch blade" which suddenly in the late 50's became the root of all evil and in the midst of much hysteria in congress, had to be banned for our own good.

Child Porn during the late 70's. mentioned above.

Public key encryption during the early 90's, Logic dictates that Citizens with unbreakable encyption are probably criminals.

Mean looking guns, which have supplanted switch blades as the source of all crime during the 90's.

copywrite infringers in the late 90's.

Terrorists which somehow only live in oil rich nations for the 2000's.

and now video copywrite infingers.

I think his point is that its just another crusade. Something blown out of proportion to what it really should be. Check the stats:

In 2002, there was an estimated 896,000 cases of abused children. More than 60 percent of child victims experienced neglect. Almost 20 percent were physically abused; 10 percent were sexually abused; and 7 percent were emotionally maltreated. In addition, almost 20 percent were associated with "other" types of maltreatment based on specific State laws and policies.

Of those 10% that were sexually abused, how many were abused just so that they could be photographed? Does Child Porn really get the attention it deserves or is it getting a lion share because it is somehow more dirty and news worthy than a kid getting beaten to death by his drunk step dad.

Then they will see they were wrong for deserting me. Our product is safe: it doesn't explode, give you cancer, or get you arrested. What is security if not safety? I'm the Chief Software Architect, for it, you know.

I'll show you who is right, and then you'll pay -- you'll all pay!

- Bill G

Unfortunately, it has already been done.

I've taken this color blindness test myself and I have to say that I was shocked with the final results.

It was the grad student ... in the lab ... with the iPod!

Seriously, Duke just handed out a whole slew of homicides waiting to happen.

Only two? Seems like she's got a full set for various ocassions: http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_ breasts.asp

(sorry for the Flash movie)

Jouni

...but apparently an iPod should!

Obviously, you don't get the point. (-:

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Woman kills her boyfriend with an ipod

I thought the latest hit from Britney Spears _was_ an ad for Pepsi?

Her breasts are the real ad for Pepsi.

See also: The Mystery of Britney Spears' Breasts.

-kgj

I too know your pain. Try some of these:

Weeee!
Song Doo - starring tux, megaman, gene simmons and a sheep
Britney Boob, Fluctuation Explanation
Alternatively you could try learning something new that you could use at work....might impress them instead of fannying about doing nothing... ;o)

if you're looking for an ipod killer" i think i have the site for you.

If a thief tries to take my iPod, I'll just bludgeon them to death with it.

or else meet certain death...

Here's a story about the REAL ipod killer

iPod Used In Domestic Homicide.

Beat that, Bill!

One of the all-time important issues: Britney's Breasts

This Is A Test. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

This is a test of the Emergency Double-post Detection System.

In the event of a Real Emergency, you will be directed to link to another site, such as The Mystery of Britney's Breasts or The Mystery of Britney's Breasts. This is only a test.

This Has Been A Test of the Emergency Double-post Detection System.

This Is A Test. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

This is a test of the Emergency Double-post Detection System.

In the event of a Real Emergency, you will be directed to link to another site, such as The Mystery of Britney's Breasts or The Mystery of Britney's Breasts. This is only a test.

This Has Been A Test of the Emergency Double-post Detection System.

And if they shot out of order it would be like watching Britney's Breasts.

So who's the plastic surgeon then?

Wish I wasn't -1 so you could all see this.

Britneys Breasts through the ages