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I'm not exactly sure what the rest of that stuff you're talking about is referring to.

It sounds like they're talking about entropy and the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics, and, well, I'll just let my homey MC Hawking explain why he's wrong:

Creationists always try to use the second law,
to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,
so fuck the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!

C'mon man, at least give the Hawk-man his credit.

slowing down due to entropy.

Entropy doesn't work that way!

Here, I think I know someone who can explain it better.

http://www.mchawking.com/includes/lyrics/entropy_lyrics.php

You boys need some REAL nerdcore: MC Hawking! http://www.mchawking.com/mp3s/

MC Hawking did this years ago.

And one hell of a rapper.

MC Hawking files a lawsuit for character infringement.

Most street hooligans aren't MIT trained computer scientists

Tell that to MC Hawking.

Hawking's voice is as identifiably his as the "T-Pain effect", though neither one is too hard to simulate. I can understand why he'd want to just let it be. Besides, like the T-Pain Effect, his voice has brought him critical acclaim for his rap career, and it just wouldn't be fitting to abandon it now.

(Yes I'm kidding -- but the fact that he CAN be impersonated proves that he has an identifiable "voice".)

Mal-2

... listen there for a sample, dear nerds:
http://mchawking.com/mp3_files/RockOutWithYourHawkOut.mp3

Here's hoping that MC Hawking does a cover of that!

http://www.mchawking.com/mp3s/

Always a classic, but if you're going to quote the good MC, the least you could do is link to him as well. (And obviously, you know how to link since you linked to Wikipedia.)

http://www.mchawking.com/

Most of us have heard of string theory, many of us know what it is and some of us may even be experts in the field. But could you explain it in two minutes?

I can't, but MC Hawking can. And he can get the bitches at the same time.

Geeze, while you're at it, you ought to at least provide a link to the site MC Hawking's Crib.

He's getting ready for his new album and is shooting video on these flights

http://www.mchawking.com/

The Hawkman, the Quakemaster, the Mighty Steven Hawking don't needs to gives no props to no bitches

http://www.mchawking.com/

Will he rap in it?

http://www.mchawking.com/

Well, you're talking about /. Respect for Stephen Hawking is a given in this crowd.

Indeed. I wouldn't have posted my MC Hawking comment if I didn't think he would have approved of it...

I hope it includes going on tour with MC Hawking!

Don't be dissin da MC/a.

The bitches I know don't give a fuck. I'm tellin' you man they're crazy!

But Stephen Hawking himself is Crazy As Fuck!

Straight out of Oxford a crazy motherfucker named Hawking.
When I be rocking the mic you be gawking,
at me 'cause I'm a bad mama-jamma,
you wanna lock me up put my ass in the slamma.
But fuck that shit 'cause no jail can hold me,
you can't even catch me much less control me.
So if you see me coming you better duck,
'cause Stephen Hawking is crazy as fuck.

http://www.frontalot.com/
http://www.mchawking.com/

Stephen, I always thought your music was more compelling than your science.

After all, science plays no prominent role in hip-hop "culture,"

I think you're forgetting a certain astrophysicist MC. Fo shizzle.

The article fails to mention that the robotic suit incorporates a beatbox, PA, and turntable synthesizer. Details can be found on http://www.mchawking.com/

We all know he's moved on to his rap career...

The Hawkman

Hell, even Hawking has never shaken up the ideas of science and physics to anything near the degree Einstein has.

No, maybe not, but the real Stephen Hawking in a f*cking Quake Master

-everphilski-

Well, MC Hawking has been doing for longer. And if you don't who he is, then you probably shouldn't be allow a slashdot account. ;)

You've gotta love lyrics like "FUCK THE CREATIONISTS!"

Its E=MC Hawking by MC Hawking. It and many other of his amusing tunes are located at http://www.mchawking.com/.

I think MC Hawking said it best...F*ck The Creationists.
(http://www.mchawking.com/)

Those cats are wack. Only MC Frontalot is a real MC.

Try:
Meter Versus Yard, Old Scratch, Nerd X, MC Chris, Dr. Octagon, 5-Headed Retard, Governor Bolts, Buck 65, Commodore 64, MC Hawking and more for sometimes geek-related stuff that's actually listenable.

YHBT YHL HAND

The article even points out that the Nerdcore rivalry is like the LL Cool J/Canibus rivalry, which was fabricated by Canibus for...wait for it...publicity. Go listen to Indier Than Thou by Frontalot or something by MC Hawking and tell me they take themselves too seriously.

Interesting article - but how could they leave out the godfather of nerdcore, MC Stephen Hawking?

Instead they mention (ex-CS major) Canibus, who has an obvious interest in math but is spectacularly bad at it: on one song he makes the embarrassing claim that he is "your worst nightmare squared/that's double, for niggas who ain't mathematically aware"; on another another he gives us the story problem, "if a bitch sucks yo' dick/for five dollars per square inch/and gets forty dollars including a five dollar tip/how big was the dick she just sucked?" - which can't be solved without making some assumptions about dick shape, but I'd say that the dick in question was about three inches long, which probably wasn't what Canibus had in mind.

...and of course, every Slashdotter must like MCHawking :-)

Verse 1
Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches,
every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class,
Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass.
Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve,
straight up fairy stories even children don't believe.
I'm not saying there's no god, that's not for me to say,
all I'm saying is the Earth was not made in a day.

Chorus
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck the Creationists.

Site, downloads.

...and of course, every Slashdotter must like MCHawking :-)

Verse 1
Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches,
every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class,
Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass.
Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve,
straight up fairy stories even children don't believe.
I'm not saying there's no god, that's not for me to say,
all I'm saying is the Earth was not made in a day.

Chorus
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck the Creationists.

Site, downloads.

Who would have thought that MC Hawking could have spawned an entire genre?

is a fucking quake master.

that is all

Does this count?

Yeah but can it do hardcore gangster rap?

MC Hawking could easily be re-performed with a computer, after all, most of the music was made on a computer...

Seriously, I think it depends greatly on whatever definition of "performance" we use here. If we're talking about sound reproduction, most of the modern music is already recorded on quite high definition (hopefully decipherable by future generations). Aside of other performance-related things, well...

I don't know if this is needed, but here it is anyhow, information is power.

http://www.mchawking.com/

Anyone listened to MC Hawking? He used to have a few tunes up on the old mp3.com site. Techno-nerd rap lyrics run through a speech synthesizer. Funny stuff.

Hmmm, google says that his stuff is here now: http://www.mchawking.com/.

Give "Entropy" or "E=mc" a listen.

As opposed to what, a physicist singing about physics?

No, no -- you're thinking of his gangsta-rapping brother, M.C. Hawking.

Fuck The Creationists

Trash Talk
Ah yeah, here we go again!
Damn! This is some funky shit that I be laying down on your ass.
This one goes out to all my homey's working in the field of evolutionary science.
Check it!

Verse 1
Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches,
every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class,
Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass.
Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve,
straight up fairy stories even children don't believe.
I'm not saying there's no god, that's not for me to say,
all I'm saying is the Earth was not made in a day.

Chorus
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck the Creationists.

Trash Talk
Break it down.
Ah damn, this is a funky jam!
I'm about ready to kick this bitch back in.
Check it.

Verse 2
Fuck the damn creationists I say it with authority,
because kicking their punk asses be me paramount priority.
Them wack-ass bitches say, "evolution's just a theory",
they best step off, them brainless fools, I'll give them cause to fear me.
The cosmos is expanding every second, every day,
but their minds are shrinking as they close their eyes and pray.
They call their bullshit "science" like the word could give them cred,
if them bitches be scientists then cap me in the head.

Chorus

Trash Talk
Bass!
Bring that shit in!
Ah yeah, that's right, fuck them all motherfuckers.
Fucking punk ass creationists trying to set scientific thought back 400 years.
Fuck that!
If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party,
I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Fucking creationists.
Fuck them.

Check out the great MC Hawking tunes at his website.

Fuck the creationists! www.mchawking.com, motherfuckers!

Fucking creationists. Fuck them.

http://www.mchawking.com/includes/lyrics/creationi sts_lyrics.php

Crazy? Don't fuck with the Hawkman. All his shootin's be drive-bys.

Then up ahead cold chilling in the street,
six motherfuckers from MIT.
I flick off the safety, check my grip,
and load a dum-dum clip.
I glance at the Doom to make sure he's packed,
his fingers on the trigger of his baby Mac.
Time to give a Newtonian demonstration,
of a bullet its mass and its acceleration.

MC Hawking, busting more shit than an incontinent man at a chili cook-off.