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Re:Wow.. rap music?
That busta is ovah. It's all up ins with the MC Hawking. WORD.
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Re:What?
...rap music...Real physicists like Stephen Hawking...
And the combination of the two... MC Hawking. Ooooooh, yeah.
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MC Hawking
I think they should get MC Hawking to promote physics
http://www.mchawking.com/
He rocks :) I still like " F*ck the Creationists" best :) -
Because someone had to say it....
http://www.mchawking.com/ Laugh. It's funny. Anonymous for the semi-offtopic-ness.
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Re:Quantum what?
You obviously haven't heard his Gangster Rap Music then
;-)
MC Hawkings -
Re:no, just the creationists
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Re:proof of evolution?
So, MrOrn, laying the smackdown on iamlucky13, sez:
"No, it doesn't. You do realise that the concept of thermodynamic entropy as used in the second law of thermodynamics is stated as operating in a closed system don't you? Obviously not, like other Creationists, you simply ignore science and fasten onto the words you can then choose to redefine. You ignore the fact that the Earth is not a closed system, as it receives significant amounts of input from the Sun as solar energy. At a more personal level, a pregnant female isn't a closed system either, just in case your "plenty of rational thought" didn't extend to thinking of this."
Heed the words of MC Hawking!
"Creationists always try to use the second law,
to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,
so fuck the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!"
iamlucky13, "Upon blind faith you place reliance. What you need more of is SCIENCE!"
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Re:proof of evolution?
So, MrOrn, laying the smackdown on iamlucky13, sez:
"No, it doesn't. You do realise that the concept of thermodynamic entropy as used in the second law of thermodynamics is stated as operating in a closed system don't you? Obviously not, like other Creationists, you simply ignore science and fasten onto the words you can then choose to redefine. You ignore the fact that the Earth is not a closed system, as it receives significant amounts of input from the Sun as solar energy. At a more personal level, a pregnant female isn't a closed system either, just in case your "plenty of rational thought" didn't extend to thinking of this."
Heed the words of MC Hawking!
"Creationists always try to use the second law,
to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,
so fuck the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!"
iamlucky13, "Upon blind faith you place reliance. What you need more of is SCIENCE!"
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Re:proof of evolution?
So, MrOrn, laying the smackdown on iamlucky13, sez:
"No, it doesn't. You do realise that the concept of thermodynamic entropy as used in the second law of thermodynamics is stated as operating in a closed system don't you? Obviously not, like other Creationists, you simply ignore science and fasten onto the words you can then choose to redefine. You ignore the fact that the Earth is not a closed system, as it receives significant amounts of input from the Sun as solar energy. At a more personal level, a pregnant female isn't a closed system either, just in case your "plenty of rational thought" didn't extend to thinking of this."
Heed the words of MC Hawking!
"Creationists always try to use the second law,
to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,
so fuck the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!"
iamlucky13, "Upon blind faith you place reliance. What you need more of is SCIENCE!"
Word! -
Flash! John Preskill killed in drive-by shooting.
MC Hawking could not be reached for comment.
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Hawking and his books.
I'm probably not alone in that my understanding (flawed as it is) of the Theory of Relativity, Quantum physics, and other Big Science Questions is based almost entirely on "A Brief History of Time" and "The Universe in a Nutshell". Well, that and "Cosmos"
:-). But in those two books, he does an excellent job of explaining, well, *the universe* in a way that even I can understand. And that is no mean feat! So hats off to Hawking, may you lay down the phat beats for many more years to come! -
Re:Not all he's cracked up to be...
You're one of those punk ass bitches from MIT, aren't you?
Motherfucker, just wait till I roll over here and get medieval on yo' ass!
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Re:Not all he's cracked up to be...
You're one of those punk ass bitches from MIT, aren't you?
Motherfucker, just wait till I roll over here and get medieval on yo' ass!
~ signed, MC Hawking, aka "The Hawk Man" -
Re: Who is this Steven Hawking fellow?
And does he have any relation to Stephen Hawking?
And perhaps more importantly, is he related to the well-known gangsta rapper, MC Hawking? Because I hear that guy gets rough when a bet goes sour. -
I wonder...
Will he be releasing a new rap song relating to this new revalation?
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Re:Odd
...try being moved by a synthisized speech of any good written work.>/i>
"I'm the mighty Stephen Hawking. Mi-Mighty Stephen Hawking, I'm the mighty Stephen Hawking."
MC Hawking -
Re:Odd
...try being moved by a synthisized speech of any good written work. You get just as much feeling out of an answering machine message...I'm not so sure. MC Hawking's Led Zeppelin Medley kicks butt. I can't find the download for that one, but here are a couple of other ones.
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Re:How long...
How long before this turns up sampled in a hip-hop song?
Too late! Advanced physics and gangsta rap have already collided. -
Re:Killed by the society he saved.
There's still hope that Hawking will follow Iron Man's lead.
Not only has Hawking built that exoskeleton, but he's also a successful rap artist -
Re:Benefit for Stephen Hawking?
Be sure to check out the MC Hawking site... there are some hilarious MP3s, including my favorite, "F*ck the Creationists."
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Re:Already in use
That would be the mighty Stephen Hawking to you grasshopper!
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Re:stephen lost
He may have to do another album just about his loss.
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obligatory mchawking post
MC Hawkings... and my humble air supply tribut to mc hawkings S. Hawking Karaoke: "all out of love"
*shrug*
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Re:Ridiculous!
Stephen Hawking? He's a QuakeMaster. (scroll down)
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Re:Deja Vu
i think the most important thing about this development though is that stephen hawking will be able to persue that career in popular music he's always wanted.
Hadn't you heard? He already has... -
Re:so, i hear that
Yes, he is. Right Here!
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Re:so, i hear that
Pay attention. And look here.
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Nothing new!Now if you want some really impressive tunes head on over to MC Hawking's crib.
Quake master!
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Re:This isn't really NEW
This isn't new at all.. Here's some gangsta rap done entirely with speech synthesis.
Experience the lyrical terror of Stephen Hawking! -
Re:Maybe this is because . . .
I was going to say that you sir, are a genious. But then I saw that your username is EmCeeHawking, and it's quite evident that you indeed are. I love all of your work, by the way. Especially "All My Shootin's Be Drivebys" and "F*ck the Creationists"
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Re:Maybe this is because . . .
I was going to say that you sir, are a genious. But then I saw that your username is EmCeeHawking, and it's quite evident that you indeed are. I love all of your work, by the way. Especially "All My Shootin's Be Drivebys" and "F*ck the Creationists"
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Everyone alway forgets
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you say MC Chris
I say M.C. Hawking
"E" stands for energy, yo that's me,
I'm a brilliant scientist and a dope MC.
Before you step to me I'd think twice G,
I'm the Lord of Chaos, King of Entropy. -
Quake Master
I, for one, look forward to playing Stephen Hawking in Unreal Tournament 2004.
Even without control of his legs he would kick your ass.
He has a PhD in pain and a Masters in diaster, the mighty Stephen Hawking is a Quake Master. -
Don't even think it.
Word to the wise; the Hawk-man's not a target for the faint of heart. I'll bet you've only read about his scientific achievements. You should read up on how he spends his free time.
He's not the soft-hearted scientist you think he is -- I heard about how he capped a bunch of MIT punks last year in a driveby. Dum-dum clip loaded in his AK-47, bustin out bullets to the beat of the bass... it wasn't a pretty sight for the cleanup crew the next morning.
He'll lay the whole story down for you, here (scroll down to the links for "All My Shootin's be Drivebys"). -
Don't even think it.
Word to the wise; the Hawk-man's not a target for the faint of heart. I'll bet you've only read about his scientific achievements. You should read up on how he spends his free time.
He's not the soft-hearted scientist you think he is -- I heard about how he capped a bunch of MIT punks last year in a driveby. Dum-dum clip loaded in his AK-47, bustin out bullets to the beat of the bass... it wasn't a pretty sight for the cleanup crew the next morning.
He'll lay the whole story down for you, here (scroll down to the links for "All My Shootin's be Drivebys"). -
UT2004?
Oh come now, we all know that Stephen Hawking is a fucking QuakeMaster
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Hawking can already kick your ass in Quake and GTAAs is chonicled in his MP3 archive. So I quoteth the bard:
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking Quake god,
got my finger on the trigger and my eye on the quad.
I know it's just a game, but I didn't come to play,
the Hawkman cometh and he's bringing Doomsday.
You say, "impressive", I already know it,
I'm a hardcore player and I'm not afraid to show it.
I got a Phd in pain and a masters in disaster,
the mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking QuakeMaster. -
Everyone knows...
That Stephen Hawking is a QuakeMaster!
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McHawkingI somehow doubt listening to Stephen Hawking would hold the masses attention very well
You are very wrong
;-), he is one of the best Rappers in the business. -
Re:It may be non evil...
Stephen Hawking said that MC Frontalot had talent.... and by golly, he was right.
You mean MC Hawking? Yo. check out his crib -
Re:It may be non evil...
Stephen Hawking said that MC Frontalot had talent.... and by golly, he was right.
You mean MC Hawking? Yo. check out his crib -
Re:Office of Redundancy Office -- RTFA
That's MC Hawking to you, Biotch!
You comment cost me $LOL Dollars -
Re:-_-Oh Oh! This is great!
Clear evidence that SCO is the one ripping off other's IP, not the other way around!
Let me elaborate. As can clearly be seen here, the line "The SCO crew aint down wit that eye for an eye bullshit. You take an eye, I'll take your motherfuckin head." is clearly just an obfuscated version of MC Hawking's, All My Shootings be Drivebys: "Don't fuck with the Hawkman, 'cause the Hawkman ain't down with that eye for an eye bullshit. Fuck that! You take an eye and I'll take your motherfucking head!".
I believe it's clear now, that UNIX belongs to Mr. S. Hawking, aka MC Hawking, and not the SCO group. Well, at least that logic makes more sense than some of the stuff SCO has tried to pull....
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Re:How do they test Stephen Hawking?
If they did that, it'd make Rap sensation MC Steven Hawking a whole lot less funny.
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Re:Stephen Hawking says:Yes, and in some alternate universe, he said:
Dr. Dre can suck my dick,
that bitch got no PHD,
I lost count of mine,
I got stupid whack degrees.
Complex math it ain't no thing,
I'm mad dope crazy fly,
like Quantum formula,
I'll leave you asking why.
Among other mad-phat crazy lyrics to be found at MC Hawking's Crib -
Hawking
Will MC Hawking be present?
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Re:For some reason...
No wonder the Mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking Quake master. It's the physics!
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Re:missing link on gravity
That's probably a reference to the Grand Unified Field Theory, the Holy Grail of particle physics where all forces are reduced to various aspects of one force.
Once upon a time, electricity and magnetism were thought to be different forces. Now we know they are two aspects of the same thing. Later it was found at high energy states the nuclear weak force and electromagentism were also two aspects of the same "electroweak" force. I'm not a physicist but IIRC they've also shown how the nuclear strong force (holds atoms together) is the same.
The force that refuses to be unified is gravity. It still remains a seperate term in all theories. It is hoped that by pushing particle accelerators to higher and higher energy states, enough clues will be given to piece together the relationships once and for all.
However, the link will not be found at room temperature and mere thousands of volts; we're talking millions of degrees, you know, the kinds of temperatures where us mere mortals stop caring which scale it's being measured in, and densities that would make a neutron star green with envy. Basically, barring Extraordinary Evidence, the line that so intrigued you is indicative of the ignorance of the writer, not an interesting phenomenon.
However, if you find this interesting I would encourage you to go ahead and learn about real particle physics; it boggles my mind why people enjoy various tin-hat conspiracy-type theories about physics when the real thing is so much richer and more fascinating then any man-made fiction could ever be. Like I said, I'm not a physicist but I enjoy laymen-level particle physics and cosmology and would love to learn more about it sometime in a context where nobody was forcing me to turn in homework ;-)
By the way, on the topic of the GUT, go here and grab this sound file... it won't be much more informative overall then this post but it will be much more fun. -
Re:That'll do wonders for pr0n
Uh ok, here is something funny.
Hopefully he will discover the unified field theory soon.
Nothing like a lyrical explanation of the Entropy and the second law of thermodynamics( listen to the second verse in the song for the deffinition).
Great now can I join your friends list for the jokes in your journal?