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if only he used a realdoll.

• Surely you don't actually have a SO
• SO == Realdoll (Work Warning!)
• In Soviet Russia... since everything seems to be in Soviet Russia around here
• and of course, "Where can I find one of these so-called girlfriends?"

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Seriously, you just need to budget your time. A few games, then some time together doing whatever, then another game.

Or you can always just wait until she goes to bed to start playing.

Realdoll + Asimo + aforementioned milking machine = alpha build of the sex slave android.
Seriously, Honda, stop it with the freaky looking spaceman shit, and give us some Six of One.

linky

...doing a real chick....you should try it sometime.

I will fix your computer in return of one of these.

The Real Doll site is here and the program used for the ethernet interface seems to be for Windows only...

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Now, WHERE is my flying car...

Right here Of course you know what will happen if you land too hard...

...and my army of hotbabe amazon robots?

I'm sorry. This is the best I could do.

I'd say that Anna Mae is "over the top", especially this one.

I'd say that Anna Mae is "over the top", especially this one.

An exception to that rule.

Ack! Do those come from these?

Some of these are hot
The 14 year old asian girl might be a little over the top though.

Some of these are hot
The 14 year old asian girl might be a little over the top though.

Some of these are hot
The 14 year old asian girl might be a little over the top though.

Some of these are hot
The 14 year old asian girl might be a little over the top though.

they do look real
NSFW

they do look real
NSFW

they do look real
NSFW

Female Real dolls have a base price of $5999 plus $450 shipping and handling...

The "Interactive sensory response system" is another $1500, and the "hip gyration" is god knows how much more!
scroll to the bottom of this page to see these options.

Considering that a certain portion of the population is willing to have "sex" with a blow-up doll, it's just a matter of time before robots are marketed for the same purpose.

I'm not joking when I say that the "roboporn" industry is likely to be a significant driving force when it comes to creating cheap, lifelike robots.

Most likely to partner with Real Doll

If you are ugly and fat a substitute.

Nah. Just get yourself a Real Doll (NOT work-safe).

This is getting way off topic but if puppets are unnecessary props, why are there such things as, say, Realdolls?

Is actually an expensive catch. He let me have a ride once, just to see how it was. I made sure to wash her thingie out with bleach first, though.

Hey, can we build something like this into a RealDoll?

I'm sure he does have a real one.

Realdolls are apparently freakishly realistic.

Registration required? Google cached it anyway.

I think it's a matter of time that these "assisting" robots become more human-like looking. Impression and confort is very different when you are touching plastic and real skin. IMHO, Japanese engineers should learn American engineering in designing "assisting" robots like these. It's warm inside, babe.

Papero is a pretty lame name. When I picture a "Partner-Type Personal Robot" I picture something that looks a lot more like this than this. Incidentally the touch sensor has been done on a zillion toys which are much cutter than papero, like fuck-me-in-the-butt elmo.

Well theoretically yes, but, the matches would be so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest.

well, that was particularly insulting. nothing quite like the threat of "no pussy!" to drive intelligent young programmers away from open source / free software.

Sorry, that just made me laugh. I agree with you, though.

So... you mean it's a Real Doll (NSFW)? Why would you waste one of those up in space when it could be put to good use down on earth...

...wake up in the morning and there's a body hanging outside your window. "There's something on the wing!"

Anyone else think one of the astronauts ordered a real doll and when the other astronauts caught him with it they put it outside? Then when NASA asked about the body outside the space station they just answered "Uhh well we're ummmmm testing the affects of radiation on the human body, yeah that's it."

Man, those big eyes on her just freak me out. I much prefer the Mai model.

Man, those big eyes on her just freak me out. I much prefer the Mai model.

Hey, I checked the real doll website and I couldn't find any Sally model. You must've been thinking of the Anna Mae model =)

Hey, I checked the real doll website and I couldn't find any Sally model. You must've been thinking of the Anna Mae model =)

Please. This is /. The only wives we have are from here.

That's not Larry, it this with a beard!!

Yes, because your girlfriend is more than likely one of these.

RealDolls... but calling it "hacking" is a bit of a stretch..

Griffith... imagines that mass-produced dolls could be individualized by giving each a discrete face.

Get the Real Doll [NSFW] people on the phone, stat!

Sooooo, we can expect some enhancments to RealDolls... warning, robotic nudity

No one has mentioned RealDoll yet?

Sounds like just the kind of new invetion Abyss Creations has been waiting for. ;)

Can I get a f'rubber coated realdoll please? Animatronic would be even better!

So, is he trying to sell this technology to real doll?

Anyone know where I can order these shirts? (RealDoll sold seperately).